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Title: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: verylowimpact on September 08, 2018, 10:38:35 AM
You couldn't even make this up.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BneN3xeHhn-/?taken-by=williamstrobeck
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Disco234 on September 08, 2018, 11:01:33 AM
How gross to compare that kook Searn Parblo to The Outsiders
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on September 08, 2018, 11:45:43 AM
partyboy curtis.
darryl had to drop outta school to support this little shit?
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: euro tm on September 08, 2018, 12:39:09 PM
why’s he put every caption in quotations
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Post by: SHIREFLIP on September 08, 2018, 01:47:35 PM
(https://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/2-frida-kahlo-1907-1954-granger.jpg)
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Nancy Chin The Manicurist on September 08, 2018, 02:14:49 PM
Gus Van Sant is the shit
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: doublesteveburger on September 08, 2018, 09:24:00 PM
dude's not even that attractive
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on September 08, 2018, 09:29:19 PM
Gus Van Sant is the shit
yeah, paranoid park was great!

just busting balls, goodwill and private idaho were the dopeshow. can't all be winners.
elephant was god awful too. idk, he's kinda crappy but he gets lucky here and there.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on September 08, 2018, 10:01:28 PM
dude's not even that attractive
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 08, 2018, 10:15:54 PM
I heard that kid skates and is pretty good too, not like pro level or anything, but pretty good for a model.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Parker on September 08, 2018, 10:23:22 PM
worst.dude.ever
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: everythingisgreat on September 09, 2018, 01:26:13 AM
He looks like boyfriend from Stranger Things - the one who’s obsessed with his hair.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Nth syd bear on September 09, 2018, 01:36:17 AM
I heard that kid skates and is pretty good too, not like pro level or anything, but pretty good for a model.
Pretty much at this point..
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: sms_b on September 09, 2018, 02:42:15 AM
I heard gus van sant is a diddler.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: brettpancake on September 09, 2018, 05:39:39 AM
Dude really needs to bite the bullet and shave that upper lip fuzz..
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: victor doom on September 09, 2018, 06:06:27 AM
He looks like boyfriend from Stranger Things - the one who’s obsessed with his hair.
I was thinking he looks more like Eleven
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: el chino on September 09, 2018, 08:32:25 AM
I heard that kid skates and is pretty good too, not like pro level or anything, but pretty good for a model.
but not as good as the only respected model in skateboarding tho
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: alonelikeastone on September 09, 2018, 03:35:59 PM
I get the Sunday edition delivered  ... but didn't get that cover as there was 3. Wish I did... thats all I have to say.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: fang on September 09, 2018, 03:51:06 PM
How gross to compare that kook Searn Parblo to The Outsiders

Agree
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Budo on September 09, 2018, 05:57:32 PM
I was processing the Newspapers where I work today and when I saw this I thought, "Huh, that kind of looks like Sean...  wait..." And then I laughed really loud.

Sage has a full page photo in there to.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Robert Baratheon on September 09, 2018, 06:29:01 PM
Sean Pablo is great. If that is not your opinion now at some point it will be.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: ill_Murray on September 09, 2018, 06:37:51 PM
Sean Pablo is great. If that is not your opinion now at some point it will be.

No.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: shannamal on September 09, 2018, 06:57:38 PM
this is pretty upriver.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: planman on September 09, 2018, 07:11:07 PM
So you're telling me if I only do impossibles and ollie bump-to-bars I'll end up on the cover of NYT Magazine?
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Gino's Back 180 Nosegrind on September 09, 2018, 09:20:23 PM
Sean Pablo is great. If that is not your opinion now at some point it will be.

Imagine thinking this
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Sanka Coffie on September 10, 2018, 08:56:39 AM
Sean Pablo is great. If that is not your opinion now at some point it will be.

(https://i.imgur.com/vHEDV.gif)
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Jared on September 10, 2018, 09:11:57 AM
why’s he put every caption in quotations
“Insufferable Kook”
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: feedmeseymour on September 10, 2018, 11:28:21 AM
(https://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/2-frida-kahlo-1907-1954-granger.jpg)
holy shit, crop that to a heart and you have JB's Signature
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: bo bice on September 10, 2018, 11:37:38 AM
you guys really dig Gus Van Sant? Paranoid Park was whatever, a notch above Wassup Rockers but still pretty boring. Last Days or whatever the Kurt Cobain one was called was unwatchable.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Robert Baratheon on September 10, 2018, 02:14:09 PM
wassup was Larry Clark.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: bo bice on September 10, 2018, 03:01:38 PM
wassup was Larry Clark.

yeah I know, it’s just a similar corny coming-of-age D movie that skaters give a nod to cuz a noteworthy director and they’re (sort of) about skating. Larry Clark is definitely more of the low-key pedo between the two.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: gaseous clay on September 10, 2018, 05:16:25 PM
The real Van Sant wackness was the shot-for-shot remake of Psycho.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Seduction on September 10, 2018, 06:46:24 PM
wassup was Larry Clark.

yeah I know, it’s just a similar corny coming-of-age D movie that skaters give a nod to cuz a noteworthy director and they’re (sort of) about skating. Larry Clark is definitely more of the low-key pedo between the two.
Drugstore Cowboy and My Own Private Idaho are decent, Elephant is a tragic.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Sect Eye Monster on September 11, 2018, 01:07:35 PM
TK isnt this wack. just sayin...
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on September 11, 2018, 01:13:32 PM
at least it'll be easy to identify who the poser is if they say sean pablo is their favorite skater.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: GAY on September 11, 2018, 01:17:30 PM
Between this and the release of Negro Swan by Blood Orange, swans are so hot right now.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: I.C. Weiner on September 11, 2018, 01:44:03 PM
not talking about how his skating is, but sean's so far up his own hole. giving himself the surname pablo. comparing himself to ryan mcginley, and even naming his insta after one of his photos. shitin on about his taste in music which is just the most typical edgy college student shit. paradi$e and his cons shoe are so fucking contrived, unoriginal, and tacky.

he doesn't push skating. he doesn't do shit for the culture except cement an image of this new wave supreme skater. he doesn't even do shit for fashion. with his shitty instagram brand. he just stands for high fashion's image of skating. fuck that
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Robert Baratheon on September 11, 2018, 01:46:07 PM
What's his real last name?
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: GAY on September 11, 2018, 02:13:39 PM
What's his real last name?

Pueblo
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Surf-goth on September 11, 2018, 02:21:07 PM
What's his real last name?

Sean pablo murphy
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on September 11, 2018, 02:28:51 PM
What's his real last name?

Pueblo

Puleo
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: cloudy on September 11, 2018, 02:51:47 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/9JyUNrISKnDs6jAbBt/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: Far from relevant on September 11, 2018, 07:32:03 PM
I heard that kid skates and is pretty good too, not like pro level or anything, but pretty good for a model.

I love you. And anyone else who hates this fucking kid.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: nopes on September 12, 2018, 01:12:32 AM
I don't have a strong opinion about this guy one way or the other. Why is he getting so much mainstream coverage lately? He hasn't done anything.
Title: Re: Swan Pablo on the NYT.
Post by: PABLOS SWANPOWERS LOBSTER on September 12, 2018, 02:29:56 AM
Paradi$e is super wack. Like super duper wack and unoriginal. But his impossoble and 180 kickflips look sick even if they are on flat.