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Title: Shitist board graphics in skateboarding ever
Post by: stan on September 13, 2018, 12:38:44 PM
What's the worst and shitist board graphics in skateboarding ?

 Go bitch
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Post by: FROTHY on September 13, 2018, 01:12:10 PM
(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/cache/205/RLZGODK-1.jpg)

Real never fails to depress
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Post by: feedmeseymour on September 13, 2018, 01:32:04 PM
anything pizza puts out.
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on September 13, 2018, 04:09:44 PM
My first board ever had the Blind reaper pushing an ice cream cart that said "Good Tumor" and there was the dead arm of a man in the background with a melting popsicle, presumably poisoned with some super fast acting cancer. Anyway I thought we could start with bestist board graphics in skateboarding ever and work backwards.
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Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on September 13, 2018, 05:41:37 PM
  Real, Zero, Mystery.
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Post by: brent on September 13, 2018, 07:52:52 PM
(http://www.caughtinthecrossfire.com/uploads/2011/01/arto-02-630x278.jpg)
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Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on September 13, 2018, 10:53:02 PM
All I know is it isnt the foundation Steve Olson Akira graphic
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Post by: SneakySecrets on September 14, 2018, 06:30:48 AM
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0277/8575/products/shadow_1024x1024.jpg?v=1497521937)
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Post by: shit_for_brains on September 14, 2018, 06:45:00 AM
(http://www.caughtinthecrossfire.com/uploads/2011/01/arto-02-630x278.jpg)

This is so awful. This was his first board back after leaving AWS too during a really good era. Downgrade.
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Post by: behavioralguide on September 14, 2018, 07:48:14 AM
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0277/8575/products/shadow_1024x1024.jpg?v=1497521937)

is this a col(e)gate crossover?
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Post by: doomstation55 on September 14, 2018, 09:20:36 AM
(https://www.nativeskatestore.co.uk/images/3d-skateboards-3d-brian-anderson-portrait-skateboard-deck-8-5-p16816-39288_medium.jpg)
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Post by: Pigeon on September 14, 2018, 10:05:13 AM
anything made by Kris Markovich
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Post by: cilantro on September 14, 2018, 10:17:46 AM
For the longest time through 2012-2014 I remember every big board company was making knockoff logos. Being young as hell, with my only bit of cash, and my only options are a baker board with a fruit of the loom logo or a baker with an Evian water bottle. Then, there was quasi, and board graphics started really getting their shit together
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Post by: finecojeffe on September 14, 2018, 11:33:53 AM
For the longest time through 2012-2014 I remember every big board company was making knockoff logos. Being young as hell, with my only bit of cash, and my only options are a baker board with a fruit of the loom logo or a baker with an Evian water bottle. Then, there was quasi, and board graphics started really getting their shit together

1992-2018 or even longer. I think its a good thing sometimes though.
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Post by: SneakySecrets on September 14, 2018, 11:50:35 AM
I remember audibly gasping in horror at this one:

(http://www.warehouseskateboards.com/images/products/preview/1DELEPETSEL85AA.jpg)

I kind of like the top ply though.
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Post by: Silky Johnson on September 14, 2018, 12:00:00 PM
(http://www.socialskateboarding.com/assets/products/372728/full/1dsmestaemj850y.jpg)

(https://s22.postimg.cc/6zjzj7h75/AQ37_D68-1.1507104643.jpg)

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Post by: Jared on September 14, 2018, 12:01:58 PM
Every Plan B(2.0) graphic.
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Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on September 14, 2018, 12:06:27 PM
it always comes back to fuck ripndip
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Post by: Jared on September 14, 2018, 12:10:06 PM
it always comes back to fuck ripndip
True that’s the #1 offender right now
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Post by: chilllyboy on September 14, 2018, 12:42:46 PM
Primitive puts out some pretty heinous shit:

(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/1_67216.jpg)

(http://www.valleyskateandsurf.info/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Primitive-release-skateboards-4-17-143(pp_w729_h943).jpg)
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Post by: planman on September 15, 2018, 12:43:40 AM
Most dwindle brands are downright awful
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Post by: Trashcon on September 15, 2018, 01:43:48 AM
I feel like a lot of Flip's new graphics are too cheesy. The graphics during the Sorry/ Really Sorry era were so great. Loved the psychedelic phase they went through.
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Post by: woodinbrine on September 17, 2018, 09:56:32 AM
anything pizza puts out.

While their graphics usually lack originality I don't think it's all bad, but this memery stuff is terrible
(https://images.ecosia.org/C4rvKhwGO3HV1XUmK1IqABjR5k8=/0x390/smart/https%3A%2F%2Fminiramp.pl%2Fdata%2Fgfx%2Fpictures%2Fmedium%2F4%2F2%2F15524_1.jpg) (https://images.ecosia.org/mA7mbmcdx-f2eTiAZR4l_R0xeaQ=/0x390/smart/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.ccs.com%2Fmedia%2Fcatalog%2Fproduct%2Fcache%2F4%2Fimage%2Fx550%2F17f82f742ffe127f42dca9de82fb58b1%2Fa%2Fq%2Faq70c75-1_2.1506762817.jpg) (https://images.ecosia.org/oOl-_6zKs8zofC-NufzrGGnE7Ts=/0x390/smart/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.warehouseskateboards.com%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fpreview%2F1DPIZ0EMJI825B3.jpg)
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Post by: Fongstarr. on September 17, 2018, 10:24:43 AM
I thought this Deathwish graphic look sort of like a Real graphic. Odd they would approve this.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0467/0509/products/ee-empire-mock-web_1024x1024.jpg?v=1530038887)



Flip sucks the worst. I don't think they've made anything good.
Title: Re: Shitist board graphics in skateboarding ever
Post by: SoapyEyes on September 17, 2018, 10:28:21 AM
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anything pizza puts out.
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While their graphics usually lack originality I don't think it's all bad, but this memery stuff is terrible
(https://images.ecosia.org/C4rvKhwGO3HV1XUmK1IqABjR5k8=/0x390/smart/https%3A%2F%2Fminiramp.pl%2Fdata%2Fgfx%2Fpictures%2Fmedium%2F4%2F2%2F15524_1.jpg) (https://images.ecosia.org/mA7mbmcdx-f2eTiAZR4l_R0xeaQ=/0x390/smart/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.ccs.com%2Fmedia%2Fcatalog%2Fproduct%2Fcache%2F4%2Fimage%2Fx550%2F17f82f742ffe127f42dca9de82fb58b1%2Fa%2Fq%2Faq70c75-1_2.1506762817.jpg) (https://images.ecosia.org/oOl-_6zKs8zofC-NufzrGGnE7Ts=/0x390/smart/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.warehouseskateboards.com%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fpreview%2F1DPIZ0EMJI825B3.jpg)
I feel like these are this generations equivalent of blind weed graphics
Title: Re: Shitist board graphics in skateboarding ever
Post by: planman on September 17, 2018, 10:35:39 AM
I thought this Deathwish graphic look sort of like a Real graphic. Odd they would approve this.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0467/0509/products/ee-empire-mock-web_1024x1024.jpg?v=1530038887)



Flip sucks the worst. I don't think they've made anything good.
Sure looks good though, but yeah I looked at the board before reading your post and 100% thought it was a real board
Title: Re: Shitist board graphics in skateboarding ever
Post by: Fongstarr. on September 17, 2018, 11:08:06 AM
Deathwish still has gems though. I thought this graphic or the approach at least was dope. Probably more suitable for wall hangers but the texturing of it makes it look so real.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk3UQopAtvF/?taken-by=jimgreco
Title: Re: Shitist board graphics in skateboarding ever
Post by: planman on September 17, 2018, 11:12:32 AM
Wow that's a beaut
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Post by: fs overkrook on September 17, 2018, 11:58:38 AM
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(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0277/8575/products/shadow_1024x1024.jpg?v=1497521937)
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G.I Joe??
is this a col(e)gate crossover?
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Post by: jakeumms on September 23, 2018, 06:36:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/RzrlPKAl.jpg)

I figured maybe this fucking thing belonged in here too. True confession: I have this deck squirreled away for if times get rough. They haven't gotten that rough yet.
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Post by: MOE SYZLAK on September 23, 2018, 06:44:37 PM
DGK...
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Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on September 23, 2018, 08:17:11 PM
DGK...
(https://i.imgur.com/iX6Gd4E.jpg)
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Post by: EXTRA SPICY on September 23, 2018, 09:11:01 PM
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DGK...
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(https://i.imgur.com/iX6Gd4E.jpg)

That series is actually legit sick. If you've get the chance to hit up the T-shirt booths at swap meets (which I highly suggest if you ever get to visit the glory of the intercity for ya'll suburban and rural pals), they always have drug themed knock offs of cereals, snacks, etc. Antwuan has some clip somewhere from the yesteryears in a frosted flake gem.
(https://cdn1.thehunt.com/app/public/system/zine_images/7715764/original/2b911d6e18c0441e7e5a495a978a77a4.jpg)

Bentmode used to run this one steadily back in the 2007 era too.
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/N0QAAOSw9GhYjoJi/s-l300.jpg)


Whereas the imagery may not be your thing, the fact that its based on such a hood come up of shirt design is fucking great.
Title: Re: Shitist board graphics in skateboarding ever
Post by: JB on September 25, 2018, 11:34:59 AM
do they still sell those shirts? my friends and i used to drive to the flea market in the hood and buy fake jordans and air forces like 10 or so years ago and they had dozens of those shirts.
Title: Re: Shitist board graphics in skateboarding ever
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on September 25, 2018, 07:04:34 PM
do they still sell those shirts? my friends and i used to drive to the flea market in the hood and buy fake jordans and air forces like 10 or so years ago and they had dozens of those shirts.

You can still find them deep on the internet. My shirt jams at swap meets are dominated by false pro-clubs, packaged fruit of the looms, and this bad ass.
 (https://assets.listia.com/photos/8f55318c83823093ed36/original.jpg?s=320x320m&sig=1de4c9267fe2fa29&ts=1366555385)
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Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on September 25, 2018, 07:17:41 PM
I grew up 5 minutes from Slauson swapmeet and always thought those shirts were corny. But like you said everyone has their own taste. I do remember having one of those im the boss duck shirts when I was a kid though.
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Post by: nopes on September 25, 2018, 07:55:56 PM
got to go to cowtown to get them chronic the hemphog shirts man
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Post by: Ziad on October 09, 2018, 04:20:37 PM
The whole Flip Emoji series
http://www.junkiemonkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Emoji-500.jpg