Slap MessageBoards
Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Grosso4Prez on September 15, 2018, 05:06:00 PM
-
After seeing all of the Winkowski footage with him skating and hanging with all the Emerica guys I think he would fit better riding for Baker than Santa Cruz. Baker’s got a good transition thing going with Kader and Zach and Winkowski would just make it better.
-
Winkowski has been known to smoke weed and eat mushrooms.
And those activities will make the Boss cry.
-
After seeing all of the Winkowski footage with him skating and hanging with all the Emerica guys I think he would fit better riding for Baker than Santa Cruz. Baker’s got a good transition thing going with Kader and Zach and Winkowski would just make it better.
Theres not much good about Zach, kader is way ahead of him.
-
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KTqbWlkHtG8/hqdefault.jpg)
-
Nobody else wants anyone good to ride for Santa Cruz, but i do
i really like the team they have
Asta, Winkowski and especially Gartland are nuts
-
Expand Quote
After seeing all of the Winkowski footage with him skating and hanging with all the Emerica guys I think he would fit better riding for Baker than Santa Cruz. Baker’s got a good transition thing going with Kader and Zach and Winkowski would just make it better.
Theres not much good about Zach, kader is way ahead of him.
I’d agree with that, I’ve just never though Zach was that good or that sick
-
Nobody else wants anyone good to ride for Santa Cruz, but i do
i really like the team they have
Asta, Winkowski and especially Gartland are nuts
Santa Cruz is the old uncle of skate companies, still slams beer and rolls pinners, but the kids don't wanna hang.
-
seeing as he's the graying bowl trolls' wet dream of skateboarding future I'm going to assume that the graying boll trolls' brand of choice is going to write him a long series of progressively larger checks but it's fun to pretend
-
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
After seeing all of the Winkowski footage with him skating and hanging with all the Emerica guys I think he would fit better riding for Baker than Santa Cruz. Baker’s got a good transition thing going with Kader and Zach and Winkowski would just make it better.
Theres not much good about Zach, kader is way ahead of him.
I’d agree with that, I’ve just never though Zach was that good or that sick
At some point a kid in a beanie doing one foots gets old
-
Yes, go to baker ya hand planting gigalo
-
He’s known to ride Scram boards nearly as often as he rides his Santa Cruz model. So, I don’t see him going to Baker.
-
He'll probably stay on santa cruz for a long time
-
i didn't know santa cruz was still a company until 2017 i'm not lying
-
Yes, go to baker ya hand planting gigalo
It would be so sick if Winkowski was a gigolo
-
Expand Quote
Nobody else wants anyone good to ride for Santa Cruz, but i do
i really like the team they have
Asta, Winkowski and especially Gartland are nuts
Santa Cruz is the old uncle of skate companies, still slams beer and rolls pinners, but the kids don't wanna hang.
Accurate
-
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Nobody else wants anyone good to ride for Santa Cruz, but i do
i really like the team they have
Asta, Winkowski and especially Gartland are nuts
Santa Cruz is the old uncle of skate companies, still slams beer and rolls pinners, but the kids don't wanna hang.
seeing as he's the graying bowl trolls' wet dream of skateboarding future I'm going to assume that the graying boll trolls' brand of Christmas choice is going to write him a long series of progressively larger checks but it's fun to pretend
In ten years Baker will be taking in the nostalgia cash, is they aren’t already. And young kids will complain about your lame asses.
Kids that started the late 90’s/early 2000’s are bitching about no complies the way 80’s dudes complained about small wheels.
Winkowski needs to be on a company that can make him the board he wants, rather than Baker, which makes the boringest popsicle shit ever, and just relies on branding.
-
In ten years Baker will be taking in the nostalgia cash, is they aren’t already. And young kids will complain about your lame asses.
Kids that started the late 90’s/early 2000’s are bitching about no complies the way 80’s dudes complained about small wheels.
Winkowski needs to be on a company that can make him the board he wants, rather than Baker, which makes the boringest popsicle shit ever, and just relies on branding.
I don't care who Baker or Santa Cruz do or don't sign, at all, but I must interject that Baker made T-Funk a cruiser shape and he's riding it in Street Sweeper
-
Expand Quote
In ten years Baker will be taking in the nostalgia cash, is they aren’t already. And young kids will complain about your lame asses.
Kids that started the late 90’s/early 2000’s are bitching about no complies the way 80’s dudes complained about small wheels.
Winkowski needs to be on a company that can make him the board he wants, rather than Baker, which makes the boringest popsicle shit ever, and just relies on branding.
I don't care who Baker or Santa Cruz do or don't sign, at all, but I must interject that Baker made T-Funk a cruiser shape and he's riding it in Street Sweeper
Thank you, I went and checked, and they actually have 3 ‘shaped’ boards.
All of them were boring as fuck, but yes, ever-so-slightly district from their popsicles
And on a side note, the graphics are all objectively terrible.
-
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
In ten years Baker will be taking in the nostalgia cash, is they aren’t already. And young kids will complain about your lame asses.
Kids that started the late 90’s/early 2000’s are bitching about no complies the way 80’s dudes complained about small wheels.
Winkowski needs to be on a company that can make him the board he wants, rather than Baker, which makes the boringest popsicle shit ever, and just relies on branding.
I don't care who Baker or Santa Cruz do or don't sign, at all, but I must interject that Baker made T-Funk a cruiser shape and he's riding it in Street Sweeper
Thank you, I went and checked, and they actually have 3 ‘shaped’ boards.
All of them were boring as fuck, but yes, ever-so-slightly district from their popsicles
And on a side note, the graphics are all objectively terrible.
can you even ollie???
-
Terribly for about 30 years.
Can you even bertleman?
-
Terribly for about 30 years.
Can you even bertleman?
im not into gay shit
-
can you even ollie???
im not into gay shit
Our algorithms have analyzed your replies, and estimate your age to be between 9 and 16.
Unfortunately, this is below the legal requirement for this discussion. Thanks for playing.
-
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
After seeing all of the Winkowski footage with him skating and hanging with all the Emerica guys I think he would fit better riding for Baker than Santa Cruz. Baker’s got a good transition thing going with Kader and Zach and Winkowski would just make it better.
Theres not much good about Zach, kader is way ahead of him.
I’d agree with that, I’ve just never though Zach was that good or that sick
At some point a kid in a beanie doing one foots gets old
Same goes for a wannabe Viking.
-
If you do a bertleman I hate you.
-
If you do a bertleman I hate you.
I can live with that.
I do Coleman slides too, but keep it under your hat
But I am hardly interesting enough to talk about, let’s talk about what s lame graphic Winkowski would get if he went to Baekir
-
Santa Cruz is the old drunk uncle of skate companies.
-
Expand Quote
If you do a bertleman I hate you.
let’s talk about what s lame graphic Winkowski would get if he went to Baekir
Going out on a limb here, but it would say "BAKER" on the bottom and lots of stupid people would comment things like "100%" and "that's fire AF".
-
I understand why people are into this dude, but he totally skates like a Juggalo. 15 second long handstands for the dark carnival
-
I understand why people are into this dude, but he totally skates like a Juggalo. 15 second long handstands for the dark carnival
woah woah woah, since when is that an insult?!
-
Winkowski would make a great gigalo. Have you seen him shirtless? Hubba, hubba.
-
Winkowski would make a great gigalo. Have you seen him shirtless? Hubba, hubba.
have you even ever had a dick inside you???
-
Expand Quote
Winkowski would make a great gigalo. Have you seen him shirtless? Hubba, hubba.
have you even ever had a dick inside you???
Not that I'm aware of.
-
I could see him on heroin skating a dick board.
-
Expand Quote
I understand why people are into this dude, but he totally skates like a Juggalo. 15 second long handstands for the dark carnival
woah woah woah, since when is that an insult?!
Since the days of the first Gathering...
-
Winkowski has been known to smoke weed and eat mushrooms.
And those activities will make the Boss cry.
Cry all the way to the bank as he markets the shit out of a new junkie Baker team member.
-
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Winkowski would make a great gigalo. Have you seen him shirtless? Hubba, hubba.
have you even ever had a dick inside you???
Take it from me, you'd know if you had.
-
Expand Quote
Winkowski has been known to smoke weed and eat mushrooms.
And those activities will make the Boss cry.
Cry all the way to the bank as he markets the shit out of a new junkie Baker team member.
True, it's bound to happen eventually.
-
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Winkowski would make a great gigalo. Have you seen him shirtless? Hubba, hubba.
have you even ever had a dick inside you???
Take it from me, you'd know if you had.
it hurts a little at first but then it starts to feel good