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Title: i won the lottery
Post by: bawtawdwon on September 16, 2018, 04:50:19 PM
358k after taxes. Moved to Kentucky bought a big ass house like a cowboy nigga.

So I bought this too, only 60k
(https://i1.wp.com/carhoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Ferrari-F355-Berlinetta.jpg?resize=800%2C445)

And I just smoke weed and fuck prostitutes. And invest too. And I fuck this trap too whenever for free.
(http://i.4cdn.org/b/1537134182033.jpg)

And I don't skate but I can, but I don't care cause I'm rich and inbested super good.

And I just do things like go bar drink an coke, kinda like nyjah. But yea so fuck everyone basically.

(https://i.imgur.com/QY11BjI.gif)

You didn't think it was possible
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: bawtawdwon on September 16, 2018, 04:52:57 PM
And I'm staying off slap still cause its gay except dill manikin, plus I win win I don't slap.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on September 16, 2018, 04:53:46 PM
good for you but
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cco-pCb0klU
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 16, 2018, 04:54:59 PM
Glad your alive,I think.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: Pigeon on September 16, 2018, 05:10:57 PM
I’m glad you’re inbested well. Don’t blow it all on dog drugs and hookers.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on September 16, 2018, 05:18:56 PM
You're not rich

That's about 5-6 years salary

Congrats
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: ungzilla on September 16, 2018, 05:34:27 PM
finally, a thousandaire w/o delusions of grandeur
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: Dwyck on September 16, 2018, 06:05:36 PM
really worried if this is true
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: NegativeCreep on September 16, 2018, 07:43:58 PM
Some people dream of winning the lottery and quitting their job, others dream of quitting Slap.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: iKobrakai on September 16, 2018, 10:43:18 PM
Don't have to be a genius to see how this is gonna end.

Oh, well, good luck, kid.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on September 17, 2018, 12:51:45 AM
everything posted on the internet is true.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: Owen on September 17, 2018, 05:01:32 AM


inbested super good

Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: feedmeseymour on September 17, 2018, 05:07:37 AM
damn congrats! i cant wait to see how many accounts you make with all your new found free time.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: Sleazy on September 17, 2018, 06:21:00 AM
you're not rich by a long shot and wasting money like this will have you broke and full of regret in no time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeOUty4SWvI
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on September 17, 2018, 06:51:10 AM
  Buy some surfboards dude single fins and get to baja or mainland mex.  Go cheap too.  Saladita (misspelled) is a perfect spot to learn to surf.   
    Congratulations on the scrilla. Make a dollar out of you're 15cents
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: jomeara1 on September 17, 2018, 07:23:00 AM
Not saying you’re lying or anything. And if it’s true congrats, but why did you post a picture of a Ferrari that was obviously from like google images or some shit and not your own?
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: JB on September 17, 2018, 07:39:34 AM
i just won too. skipped houses and cars and bought a space ship. postin this from orbit.

proof:

(https://ak5.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/29403955/thumb/1.jpg)
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: ungzilla on September 17, 2018, 07:48:41 AM
Damn congrats bro say hi to Elon musk's car for me
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: straight on September 17, 2018, 08:11:21 AM
haters will say it’s photoshopped
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: JB on September 17, 2018, 08:22:33 AM
haters will say it’s photoshopped

you mean poor people?
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: straight on September 17, 2018, 08:31:35 AM
holy shit your sig
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: JB on September 17, 2018, 08:42:29 AM
feedmeseymour gets credit.

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(https://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/2-frida-kahlo-1907-1954-granger.jpg)
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@jb
(http://i67.tinypic.com/29w94dy.jpg)
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: schralp pal on September 17, 2018, 09:04:50 AM
You should at least build a Mini ramp
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on September 17, 2018, 09:15:25 AM
You should at least build a Mini ramp
bawtopia
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: bawtawdwon on September 17, 2018, 12:34:26 PM
You should at least build a Mini ramp
15 stair

I love y'all, but slap dirty, can't support it. But f355 is usable investment, I'm not rich but I'm rich nigga c'mon. I got a beater too.

But I got a company formin, finna take over. Got fresh talent. Finn take out dill.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: iKobrakai on September 17, 2018, 12:37:47 PM
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You should at least build a Mini ramp
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15 stair

I love y'all, but slap dirty, can't support it. But f355 is usable investment, I'm not rich but I'm rich nigga c'mon. I got a beater too.

But I got a company formin, finna take over. Got fresh talent. Finn take out dill.

Shit... Using commas and shit, like them rich white folks, now... Shiit....
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 17, 2018, 12:40:58 PM
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You should at least build a Mini ramp
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15 stair

I love y'all, but slap dirty, can't support it. But f355 is usable investment, I'm not rich but I'm rich nigga c'mon. I got a beater too.

But I got a company formin, finna take over. Got fresh talent. Finn take out dill.
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Shit... Using commas and shit, like them rich white folks, now... Shiit....
Guess we hafta pay fo punctuation,and shit.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: bawtawdwon on September 17, 2018, 12:46:28 PM
U just mad u can't have my money.

What happen to my trap bitch picture? See mod s is dirty.

They selling bullshit, censoring niggas, get your ads off both sides the page whores.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 17, 2018, 09:13:23 PM
U just mad u can't have my money.

What happen to my trap bitch picture? See mod s is dirty.

They selling bullshit, censoring niggas, get your ads off both sides the page whores.
Buy slap or at least some ad revenue
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: smellsdead on September 18, 2018, 05:58:58 PM
holy frida pablo
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: doublesteveburger on September 20, 2018, 05:35:14 AM
mind sending me a thousand dollars I want to fuck my girlfriend in full sailor moon cosplay in Hawaii


pm me
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on September 20, 2018, 04:25:21 PM
prove it plz. post a pic with several Gs by a pair of vans.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: rapscallion on September 20, 2018, 04:35:04 PM
U just mad u can't have my money.

What happen to my trap bitch picture? See mod s is dirty.

They selling bullshit, censoring niggas, get your ads off both sides the page whores.
nobody removed your pic, it's from 4chan which is not an image host, the images all 404 when the thread gets too old you fuckin dweeb
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: JB on September 20, 2018, 04:51:13 PM
prove it plz. post a pic with several Gs by a pair of vans.

focuses account
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: chilllyboy on September 20, 2018, 06:14:10 PM
So this is how the Bawtawd saga ends? I always thought it would involve a combination of research chemicals and auto-erotic asphyxiation....

who would have guessed he would retire to a quiet life of hookers and coke in kentucky?

Edit: I'm not believing this until one of Bawtad's atler egos comes in here and confirms.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: Justis on September 20, 2018, 06:50:50 PM
share please
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: DaSk8D00D on September 20, 2018, 06:59:31 PM
This mf watched The Secret one time and think he bout fake it til he make it on SLAP. Probably doesn’t even have a real checking account out here talking about “I invested super good” (https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mjlol.png)


Worst part about it all is that his lotto fantasy included spending $60k on a 25-30 year old car that gets 10mpg on premium fuel with absurd repair costs just so he can stunt in fucking KENTUCKY (https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/50KS8.png)
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: ungzilla on September 20, 2018, 07:22:53 PM
uhhh, he inbested really good. don't put words in his mouth.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: iKobrakai on September 20, 2018, 09:59:15 PM
I want this to be real, for some reason.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: Pigeon on September 20, 2018, 11:03:09 PM
I want this to be real, for some reason.
If he did win the lottery, he would have overdosed on dog drugs by now
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on September 21, 2018, 12:01:29 AM
mind sending me a thousand dollars I want to fuck my girlfriend in full sailor moon cosplay in Hawaii


pm me

come on bawts, this is a support-worthy case.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: iKobrakai on September 21, 2018, 02:14:59 AM
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I want this to be real, for some reason.
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If he did win the lottery, he would have overdosed on dog drugs by now

Money don't really matter when you're out there being a fiend. At least he could "inbest" in a good rehab.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: BMCsteve on September 21, 2018, 04:32:49 AM
you bought a right hand drive Ferrari in Kentucky?
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: Mongoloid on September 22, 2018, 04:10:26 PM
Please tell me this is real, and that Bawtawd actually won the lottery for real. I need to know that there is some sort of obscure divine correctedness beyond our comprehension.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: bawtawdwon on September 22, 2018, 04:29:23 PM
mind sending me a thousand dollars I want to fuck my girlfriend in full sailor moon cosplay in Hawaii


pm me
If u let me fuck u with the moon outfit on we can go to Hawaii your girlfriend has to stay home though.

Board company shelved till after Olympic.

Gts going on container next meth to Japan for 11 thou gain real quick.

Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: L33Tg33k on September 22, 2018, 09:06:09 PM
You're not rich

That's about 5-6 years salary

Congrats
The vast majority of people make less thank 60k, so no, it's more like 11 years income.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on September 23, 2018, 09:54:21 PM
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You're not rich

That's about 5-6 years salary

Congrats
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The vast majority of people make less thank 60k, so no, it's more like 11 years income.

The vast majority need to quit being dumb and get in trade school then
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: calvinsdream on September 25, 2018, 09:26:34 AM
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You're not rich

That's about 5-6 years salary

Congrats
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The vast majority of people make less thank 60k, so no, it's more like 11 years income.
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The vast majority need to quit being dumb and get in trade school then

Lemmie go 15 years back in time and make that happen
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: JB on September 25, 2018, 11:00:46 AM
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I want this to be real, for some reason.
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If he did win the lottery, he would have overdosed on dog drugs by now

he didn't need to win the lottery to make that a reality.

i honestly think the real bawtawd may have researched his way up to heaven (RIP). that or walmart finally got the real cops involved and hes sitting in a cell for stealing four lokos and off brand polos.

lottery bawtawd is phony.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: botefdunn on September 25, 2018, 11:11:28 AM
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I want this to be real, for some reason.
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If he did win the lottery, he would have overdosed on dog drugs by now
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he didn't need to win the lottery to make that a reality.

i honestly think the real bawtawd may have researched his way up to heaven (RIP). that or walmart finally got the real cops involved and hes sitting in a cell for stealing four lokos and off brand polos.

lottery bawtawd is phony.

that's got a nice ring to it.

a good thing to do with extra money is send someone to school, presumably not yourself. Find a friend who would profit by it and tell them you'll give them 10 gs a year to get graduated. I know that probably won't cut it in the states, but in Canada or Latin America that'll get them a degree.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: Kolostrum on September 25, 2018, 11:41:03 AM

lottery bawtawd is phony.

Nah, its him. The youtube mixes he's posted are all attached to the same youtube account he's always posted from.
Title: Re: i won the lottery
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on September 25, 2018, 02:56:10 PM
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You're not rich

That's about 5-6 years salary

Congrats
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The vast majority of people make less thank 60k, so no, it's more like 11 years income.
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The vast majority need to quit being dumb and get in trade school then
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Lemmie go 15 years back in time and make that happen

Hop in bawtawds car. Anything is possible