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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: thegiants on September 18, 2018, 02:29:33 PM
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People will not believe the team and what contest series it’s partnered with
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how about you just tell us then
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Based off his choices at the Lyon 25, I’d assume Jaws is a shoo-in for Under Armor
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Under Armor makes great hiking gear. Obviously going to be a seamless transition from that to skateboarding.
Pulling the reverse Geoff Rowley
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Under Armor makes great hiking gear. Obviously going to be a seamless transition from that to skateboarding.
Pulling the reverse Geoff Rowley
skateboarding shoes tend to be more aligned with basketball shoes now and days....Ipath and the whole hippy/backpacker/hiker style worked for a bit
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Can't wait to skate in racist suburban dad gear.
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Are we talking about those D3 rip offs by whats his face? Why the fuck would anyone copy those is beyond me.
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UA Dream Team:
Pat Duffy
Felix Argullelioas
Bieber
Biebel
Pat Duffy
that hardflip stinkbug kid
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Sewa
Chaz
Andy Mac
Plg
Are my dream team hopefuls
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one does not simply step into skate.
under armour proudly introduces...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/B13H2mEMX2h09qv96I/giphy.gif)
(could also see him on krooked.)
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Can't wait to skate in racist suburban dad gear.
Isn’t that what new balance has been doing?
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This Buzzfeed clickbait thread has a lot of potential...
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Hardly clickbait
When you realize what the team is and what they are going to do for their riders
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Are you saying there's a Madness x NB collab in the works? Nice, bro!!!!!!!
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Hardly clickbait
When you realize what the team is and what they are going to do for their riders
haha
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Everyones favorite skater Mitchie Brusco is going to be crushing it in these..
(https://image-cdn.hypb.st/https%3A%2F%2Fhypebeast.com%2Fimage%2F2018%2F09%2Fasap-rocky-under-armour-osiris-1.jpg?q=75&w=800&cbr=1&fit=max)
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I hope they makes signature pro breathable jock straps
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I hope they makes signature pro breathable jock straps
With a reinforced SackProof(tm) pouch for when you’re trying to get BUCK on the Olympic rail.
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Steph Curry's basketball shoe about to be redesigned into a skate shoe so you can shoot 3s while doing 3s
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Do uh Under Armor make any other types of shoes that people like? I really haven't seen them. Are they straight to Ross? Prior to that D3 shoe, I only know them for their awful logo and breathable sporting clothes.
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Under Armor makes great hiking gear.
Ew no they don't!
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So we getting speed suits or are they just for Nyjah and Olympic heads?
(http://www.trbimg.com/img-5a73ca22/turbine/bal-ua-bs0063273918-20180201/750/750x422)
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Who are all of these terrible new kids? Where did they come from?
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Steph Curry's basketball shoe about to be redesigned into a skate shoe so you can shoot 3s while doing 3s
Nyjah actually did this on KOTR. He shot a three pointer and did a 360 kickflip simultaneously. Was pretty impressive, I must say.
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People will not believe the team and what contest series it’s partnered with
Do tell.
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Under Armor makes great hiking gear.
Ew no they don't!
Meh, a lot of people I know that hunt/hike love their shit. All of it. I've only had a pair of trail shoes but they were great. Ugly as shit but great.
Also. I was joking about them making a seamless transition into skating. That will be god awful.
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potential for the all-time dad skate shoe, until nike makes a skatable monarch
(https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/575ae5a51500002b00739e30.jpeg?cache=hvhmzwvtmn&ops=scalefit_720_noupscale)
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I have a hunch Andy Mac, Greg Lutzka, Chaz Ortiz all have their agents chomping at the bit to get them on the team.
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I could see weck getting fat UA boxes. He’d probably skated in their sweats and a few other things and definitely work out in most of it.
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UA will hire a skater with legit sensitivity to the scene, and he'll bring in some kool guyz that nobody can really bitch about. People will say it's dope to see xxx "getting paid". They'll also have a bunch of top tier contest people from around the world standing on podiums.
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Can't wait to skate in racist suburban dad gear.
racist? give me a break
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Everyones favorite skater Mitchie Brusco is going to be crushing it in these..
(https://image-cdn.hypb.st/https%3A%2F%2Fhypebeast.com%2Fimage%2F2018%2F09%2Fasap-rocky-under-armour-osiris-1.jpg?q=75&w=800&cbr=1&fit=max)
This is Asap rockys shoe directly biting the D3
FIN
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Do uh Under Armor make any other types of shoes that people like? I really haven't seen them. Are they straight to Ross? Prior to that D3 shoe, I only know them for their awful logo and breathable sporting clothes.
Story I heard was the guy that started the brand had zero product made or designed, just the logo and managed to secure huge investment straight out of college.
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Protect this Claus (Grabke)
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This Buzzfeed clickbait thread has a lot of potential...
hey now
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Under Armor makes great hiking gear.
Ew no they don't!
Underarmor is the Darkstar of the gear community:
They definitely have a following but the quality isn't there. Not sold in core shops. The snobby outdoor enthusiasts would kook yah.
I would definitely fall into that category.
Am I like, the hiking version of Shit for brains?
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(https://media.gq.com/photos/5b9a64883596ad7165f7fde6/master/w_800/5214C9E0-2595-42CC-B1B1-6A62C41058D0.JPG)
How about that:
Dave is former pro skater Dave Mayhew. More importantly, Mayhew is also the guy who designed the D3 in the first place. He’s on the call, too, and between my questions, Rocky and Dave sweetly trade compliments. Rocky makes it very clear that this wouldn’t have happened without Dave; Dave knows it wouldn’t have happened without Rocky calling him up out of the blue. “Initially I worked on the shoe decades ago,” Mayhew explains. “I was just living my life, and out of nowhere got contacted by Under Armor. They wanted me to get together with Rocky and just kinda discuss the whole thing. At first I was a little hesitant, just because [the D3 is] kind of a gift and a curse for me.” But they got together, hit it off, and decided to bring the monster back—or the spirit of it—in a new way.
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But despite their provenance, Rocky doesn’t plan to skate in his. (“You know god damn well I can't skate! I'm not trying to have a real Lupe Fiasco moment.”) Instead, he says, “it's targeted to be a rave sneaker more than anything, because I don't really like lounges and clubs. If you ask anybody, I don't even dress club appropriate half the time. If it wasn't for my celebrity, I probably wouldn't even have access! If you want to go mosh, if you want to slamdance, if you want to jump on people's backs and shit, this is the perfect shoe for that. You know what I'm saying? This is for fucking skate raving. Most of my friends skate any goddamn way. So it all works out.”
From here: https://www.gq.com/story/asap-rocky-under-armour-sneaker-exclusive
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I dunno who "ASAP rocky" is. Am I woke?
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(https://media.gq.com/photos/5b9a64883596ad7165f7fde6/master/w_800/5214C9E0-2595-42CC-B1B1-6A62C41058D0.JPG)
How about that:
Dave is former pro skater Dave Mayhew. More importantly, Mayhew is also the guy who designed the D3 in the first place. He’s on the call, too, and between my questions, Rocky and Dave sweetly trade compliments. Rocky makes it very clear that this wouldn’t have happened without Dave; Dave knows it wouldn’t have happened without Rocky calling him up out of the blue. “Initially I worked on the shoe decades ago,” Mayhew explains. “I was just living my life, and out of nowhere got contacted by Under Armor. They wanted me to get together with Rocky and just kinda discuss the whole thing. At first I was a little hesitant, just because [the D3 is] kind of a gift and a curse for me.” But they got together, hit it off, and decided to bring the monster back—or the spirit of it—in a new way.
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But despite their provenance, Rocky doesn’t plan to skate in his. (“You know god damn well I can't skate! I'm not trying to have a real Lupe Fiasco moment.”) Instead, he says, “it's targeted to be a rave sneaker more than anything, because I don't really like lounges and clubs. If you ask anybody, I don't even dress club appropriate half the time. If it wasn't for my celebrity, I probably wouldn't even have access! If you want to go mosh, if you want to slamdance, if you want to jump on people's backs and shit, this is the perfect shoe for that. You know what I'm saying? This is for fucking skate raving. Most of my friends skate any goddamn way. So it all works out.”
From here: https://www.gq.com/story/asap-rocky-under-armour-sneaker-exclusive
"skate raving"
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Going to be fucking huge in Baltimore County.
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I’ve been waiting for a shoe specifically designed for slam dancing
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Hot Take, but I own two pairs of thrifted under armour chino pants and they were well worth the 10 dollars.
The one pair had the tag still on there which stated 50 or 60 dollars which for skaters isn't bad price wise.
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i want to see a crocs version of the d3.
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I’ve been waiting for a shoe specifically designed for slam dancing
They will definitely be good for some wheel kicks n roundhouse kicks n shit.
The blood, gum, alcohol, and spit on them is a mark of honor that also makes them increasingly stylish so people know you're hardcore.
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Lutzka wont get on but will do unboxing videos
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How about that:
Dave is former pro skater Dave Mayhew. More importantly, Mayhew is also the guy who designed the D3 in the first place. He’s on the call, too, and between my questions, Rocky and Dave sweetly trade compliments. Rocky makes it very clear that this wouldn’t have happened without Dave; Dave knows it wouldn’t have happened without Rocky calling him up out of the blue. “Initially I worked on the shoe decades ago,” Mayhew explains. “I was just living my life, and out of nowhere got contacted by Under Armor. They wanted me to get together with Rocky and just kinda discuss the whole thing. At first I was a little hesitant, just because [the D3 is] kind of a gift and a curse for me.” But they got together, hit it off, and decided to bring the monster back—or the spirit of it—in a new way.
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But despite their provenance, Rocky doesn’t plan to skate in his. (“You know god damn well I can't skate! I'm not trying to have a real Lupe Fiasco moment.”) Instead, he says, “it's targeted to be a rave sneaker more than anything, because I don't really like lounges and clubs. If you ask anybody, I don't even dress club appropriate half the time. If it wasn't for my celebrity, I probably wouldn't even have access! If you want to go mosh, if you want to slamdance, if you want to jump on people's backs and shit, this is the perfect shoe for that. You know what I'm saying? This is for fucking skate raving. Most of my friends skate any goddamn way. So it all works out.”
From here: https://www.gq.com/story/asap-rocky-under-armour-sneaker-exclusive
"skate raving"
Is this kind of like when Vanilla Ice said he invented "skate rock"?
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Those shoes make Osiris look like State.
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Their sportswear is solid and I’ve heard the b-ball shoes are good but I really can’t see their whole aesthetic meshing well with skateboarding. Would be better off if they just created a whole new brand with different logo that was financially backed by UA
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but don't you get it, there's armor under there protecting your dogs from those sick ollies
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I don’t even like rap that much but asap rocky is legit in my book. Good for him for pulling inspiration from a world separate from his. Skateboarding does it all the time.
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http://www.highsnobiety.com/p/asap-rocky-armour-sneaker-release-date-price/
Price: $250
I think ravers would rather spend that on drugs and raves then shitty shoes that are quite over priced,
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So, your proof that under armor is getting into skating is an article saying that under armor is not trying to get into skateboarding?
Way to track down the facts. You’re a real gum shoe.
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http://www.highsnobiety.com/p/asap-rocky-armour-sneaker-release-date-price/
Price: $250
I think ravers would rather spend that on drugs and raves then shitty shoes that are quite over priced,
The cost is justified by the absurd amount of materials put into the shoe
When humans have been gone from earth for 10,000 years, Dave's shoes will still exist and be homes for many spiders, snakes and the like
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Chad Knight on Under Armour confirmed
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if they make a skate version of these I’m down:
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4xA5wyDrxpOr1_sgwEkfPKSLDNX5ukCty9Z641a9-AFNJ5LtM)
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if they make a skate version of these I’m down:
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4xA5wyDrxpOr1_sgwEkfPKSLDNX5ukCty9Z641a9-AFNJ5LtM)
Is that to fix your dick from leaning too much towards one side?
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if they make a skate version of these I’m down:
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4xA5wyDrxpOr1_sgwEkfPKSLDNX5ukCty9Z641a9-AFNJ5LtM)
Does the backside of them secure deep in your butt hole?
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If it doesn't, why would you even want them?
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I really hope they are getting into skating, cause that will mean they'll lose even more money
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/business/article-under-armour-slashes-400-more-jobs-in-cost-cutting-push/
"Sportswear maker Under Armour Inc. will cut about 400 jobs, or 3 per cent of its global work force, as part of efforts to cut costs in its struggle to compete with Nike and Germany’s Adidas in North America.
Under Armour has been running a cost-cutting program since the start of the year as results remained patchy and the bankruptcies of a handful of U.S. sporting goods added to its woes."
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I can’t believe it, but this shit shook me. I had a dream last night that Busenitz left Adidas and was pitching his new UA shoe on YouTube.
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if they make a skate version of these I’m down:
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4xA5wyDrxpOr1_sgwEkfPKSLDNX5ukCty9Z641a9-AFNJ5LtM)
Man I had to wear one of these when I was a baby, to try to get my dick under control, but I kept snapping them. They work for most people but I had a serious case.
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The butt end could have a rope of anal beads, so it's adjustable. It's like a snapback hat.
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if they make a skate version of these I’m down:
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4xA5wyDrxpOr1_sgwEkfPKSLDNX5ukCty9Z641a9-AFNJ5LtM)
I'm waiting for the slam dancing version myself to pair with these fresh kicks from Under Armour to go skate raving in.
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The butt end could have a rope of anal beads, so it's adjustable. It's like a snapback hat.
The Gabor model has a screwdriver you twist in
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The butt end could have a rope of anal beads, so it's adjustable. It's like a snapback hat.
Does it come pre-lubricated and what’s Berra’s model like? He would probably be on the, “Legend,” division.
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The butt end could have a rope of anal beads, so it's adjustable. It's like a snapback hat.
Oh it's totally got one of lube tips enemas have. Berra's model is the anal beads,but they smell like Koston's ass.