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Title: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: mikefork on April 10, 2007, 04:46:18 PM
http://boston.craigslist.org/w4w/
there are just too many good topics in craigslist
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: mikefork on April 10, 2007, 04:51:44 PM
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/w4w/309150269.html

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/zip/309396572.html
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: Claude on April 10, 2007, 05:53:54 PM
Haha I love some of the freaks on craiglist, some of them have to be fake.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: grimcity on April 10, 2007, 06:01:03 PM
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/adg/308128635.html
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: hamhead on April 10, 2007, 06:09:20 PM
http://louisville.craigslist.org/zip/305673894.html (http://louisville.craigslist.org/zip/305673894.html)   
hahahaha free dirt
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: stagefright on April 10, 2007, 11:47:44 PM
i heard my dad giving a lecture to my little brother about buying playstation games and shit off craigslist, to play it before you buy it to see if it works. today my dad sold his broken god of war 2 game on craigslist
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: Bender on April 11, 2007, 08:29:50 AM
I got a mini ramp from a defunct church youthgroup off of Cragislist. It was a gnarly ramp too. A group of local bowl trolls had found god, and built it for the childrens.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: picklesickshuv-it on April 11, 2007, 10:20:44 AM
Hi,

PLEASE NO MEN, OR COUPLES!!!!!!!! (NOT INTERESTED IN 3 SOMES EITHER)

I am a 22 year old African American female.
I am 5'5 in height, 140 lbs, nice suckable tits & a nice ass!
I reside in the North Shore Area and work in Cambridge.
I am a hard working women who has her own place, car, and has a professional job.
I am a straight female who fantasizes about being with women.
I am not looking for anything serious as I am not interested in such.
I do have a boyfriend who travels alot.
Ideally I am looking for someone I can fool around with.
I would love to caress, rub, touch, and suck a womens breast and just have some discreet fun.
If you are at all interested, please feel free to contact me via email.
I am for the most part always online, so replies would be fairly quick.

AIM sexy02125

AGAIN, NO MEN OR COUPLES!!!!!!!!!!! 
 
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: dodgersgirl on April 11, 2007, 10:45:14 AM
Where else can you get a free clown? http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/307298428.html

The best...free dirt, horse manure, you-pull shrubs, etc...basically if you have some yardwork you don't want to do just post it on Craigslist as "free" and get somebody else to do it for you. Perfect! I'm going to post an ad for some free dust bunnies, you pick up.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: woody on April 11, 2007, 11:31:57 AM
My girlfriends grandma recently just moved, or got put in, a retirement home and all the stuff in her house was taken out, sold, or thrown out, etc. Anyways, it was full of wierd clown sculptures and figurines. There must have been around a hundred of them.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: jrock on April 11, 2007, 01:29:20 PM
i used to mess with this psycho chick.  She found some dude who let her live for free at his apartment.  All she had to do was let him worship her feet once a day.  I kind of had to break it off at that point

Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 11, 2007, 04:27:43 PM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: tag_king on April 11, 2007, 04:39:09 PM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

ideal!

Quote from: craigslister
Here is my couch. I hate this couch and it needs to get out of my house. It is the worst couch I have ever seen. I sat on it and now I'm in a back brace. I let my dog have the couch, but then he died on it, so I don't really need it anymore. I miss my dog and I hate this couch. I'm asking $3.75 for the couch because thats how much Buck's favorite chew toy cost me each month. However, I'll consider other offers. I would just throw this couch into the river, but I hurt my back sitting on the couch.

A little more about the couch:
I bought it 3 months ago.
I paid $900
It came from this swanky furniture place
I hate the couch
It is uncomfortable and will probably put you in a back brace.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: JunglePOP on April 11, 2007, 06:24:12 PM
the missed connections are hilarious
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: JoshEwUhh on April 11, 2007, 06:56:24 PM
I'm probally behind the times here, but up until this thread i'd never heard of craigslist.

Pretty funny shit.
I'm gonna have to make some posts about wanting big black cock, then tell the bastards im from dateline and they're going to jail cuz i'm 17.

(I'm really 20 though, btw)
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: OttoMaddox on April 11, 2007, 07:49:10 PM
This one is funny: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/267035526.html
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: JoshEwUhh on April 11, 2007, 09:13:18 PM
This one is funny: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/267035526.html

AAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: eight oh eight on April 16, 2007, 10:32:16 PM
(http://i11.tinypic.com/4byzl7p.jpg)

(http://i18.tinypic.com/2qvfj9w.jpg)
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: mikefork on April 16, 2007, 10:36:25 PM
talk about gold digger.......
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: dodgersgirl on June 28, 2007, 01:38:37 PM
Now this is just plain creepy - http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/362369205.html.

Who wants to play doctor?   :o
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: bornindabay on June 28, 2007, 01:57:59 PM
morbid. Craigslist is good for getting something dirt cheap. Anytime I'm looking for something I check there first. Easy to talk em down EVERYTIME I bought something.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: sebastian toombs on June 28, 2007, 07:23:46 PM
i got this car on craigslist last saturday, a 95 volvo 850 wagon:

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/ben_bradley_2005/Photo43.jpg)
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: sebastian toombs on June 28, 2007, 09:11:33 PM
$1700 CDN
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: bentmode on June 28, 2007, 09:12:47 PM
i went from laughing to just feeling bad.

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/stp/351689092.html (http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/stp/351689092.html)
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: dodgersgirl on June 28, 2007, 11:25:35 PM
My favorite part of that post..."I have a boyfriend sorta." I wonder how my boyfriend would have felt if I were placing craigslist ads while pregnant looking for someone to spend the night with? I'm guessing it wouldn't have gone over so well. Some people...sheesh!
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: vicky on May 12, 2008, 04:15:21 PM
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mis/677401409.html

Keeping you at an arms length

"I like it with the lights off because your arms are grotesque. Sometimes I have trouble sleeping because I can still feel them rub against my legs."
(http://images.craigslist.org/01010901150301030420080512b16b25bc38f338eae5001dd9.jpg)
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: LloydChristmas on May 12, 2008, 05:01:58 PM
picked this up the other day thanks to craigslist.<br>(http://bp2.blogger.com/_kEPnaLtwZ-4/R_QB8oJiYhI/AAAAAAAAAVk/pUiXTFPLZ4U/s320/piano+2.JPG)  <br>i've made some pretty good money selling stuff too.  appreesh'd.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: bill hates on May 12, 2008, 05:31:11 PM
three pink plastic lawn flamingos, the momma, the daddy and two
babies. in good shape except the momma has a bullet hole. will
trade for a good dog or weed eater, will also consider any kind
of alcohol as long as it ain't been opened up.

(http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/cos/646113248.jpg)
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: Perfection on May 12, 2008, 05:35:57 PM
i heard my dad giving a lecture to my little brother about buying playstation games and shit off craigslist, to play it before you buy it to see if it works. today my dad sold his broken god of war 2 game on craigslist

I miss stagefright.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: eat.shit on May 12, 2008, 07:34:47 PM
I got an 89 240 Volvo off craigslist a few months ago for a grand. Hasen't broken down or anything, and the seat heaters even work. Puked in it a few times though.

I love craigslist.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: erik. on May 12, 2008, 08:28:56 PM
Just sold my PSP on craigslist. So much better the dealing with eBay.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: kilgore. on May 12, 2008, 08:30:14 PM
I love craigslist.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: Lance on May 12, 2008, 08:37:19 PM
I got my Street Fighter II machine off craigslist, for cheap. 

We got to of the gnarest strippers ever off of craigslist, they showed up with no bouncer to the skatepark at like midnight and didn't even strip, just got naked and let dudes violate them, it was hilarious, we filmed it through the wheelcase, I'll try to find that gem.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: Prison Wallet on May 13, 2008, 06:35:57 AM
Craigslist rules but you're definately dealing with bottomfeeders. Speaking of bottomfeeders freecycle's even a shelf down from craigslist. Any of you dudes freecycle? My friend gave away a nasty couch on freecycle and the dudes who came and picked it up tracked dog shit into his house.

My friends and I have a ton of fake gmail accounts and ruckous freecycle every now and then. My favorite is to offer something along the lines of "14 pit bulls, not spayed/neutered. Fiesty: not good with kids or other animals. Neighbors threatened to call the cops and I have to move them NOW. First come first serve." Then we watch the emails roll in. Usually it's a 50/50 split of people pissed off/preachy and people who are stoked and want to come pick them up. 
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: fatcockXL on May 13, 2008, 09:29:02 AM
i bought a navy blue, suede vest from craigslist not too long ago. the guy included a flask of peach schnapps, and we hung out at max fish for a little bit after i bought it. the lesbian playing acoustics sucked but good purchase, comfy.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: StabMasterArson on May 13, 2008, 10:26:32 AM
I sold my old truck on CL in 10 minutes. I should have turned around and got a hooker with the money.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: stacks on deck on May 13, 2008, 10:31:37 AM
I sold my old truck on CL in 10 minutes. I should have turned around and got a hooker with the money.

and i almost got crushed trying to load that hunk of shit on that bunk trailer while his fat wife bitched at us.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: vicky on May 13, 2008, 12:56:31 PM
i bought a navy blue, suede vest from craigslist not too long ago. the guy included a flask of peach schnapps, and we hung out at max fish for a little bit after i bought it. the lesbian playing acoustics sucked but good purchase, comfy.

i cant wait to gnar you
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: bbk on May 13, 2008, 06:33:26 PM
i bought a navy blue, suede vest from craigslist not too long ago. the guy included a flask of peach schnapps, and we hung out at max fish for a little bit after i bought it. the lesbian playing acoustics sucked but good purchase, comfy.
was the kid wif the Jäger there?
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: fatcockXL on May 15, 2008, 02:28:49 PM
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i bought a navy blue, suede vest from craigslist not too long ago. the guy included a flask of peach schnapps, and we hung out at max fish for a little bit after i bought it. the lesbian playing acoustics sucked but good purchase, comfy.
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was the kid wif the Jäger there?

he was drinking mojitos on the town with the lady.

something i remember from that night. a lesbian in attendance had me mistaken for this drunk, petite lesbian, and gave me a shout. lesbian? i dont like ani difranco. i would have sailed her ship though, but she did not want a captain. i was better looking than her though, the white pants and vest combination meant business. fish love.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: feedmeseymour on March 27, 2018, 09:11:39 AM
we've all see the casual encounters postings on CL but has anyone ever actually met up to get some nookie from a craigslist hoe? tryin to hear some horror stories or tales of triumph.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: Dr. Octagon on March 27, 2018, 04:06:34 PM
we've all see the casual encounters postings on CL but has anyone ever actually met up to get some nookie from a craigslist hoe? tryin to hear some horror stories or tales of triumph.

yes. cuckold situation but the husband wasn't there. fucked his wife, came on her tits, then sent him a picture of it. 10/10 would do it again. this was two years ago.
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: feedmeseymour on March 28, 2018, 07:09:40 AM
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we've all see the casual encounters postings on CL but has anyone ever actually met up to get some nookie from a craigslist hoe? tryin to hear some horror stories or tales of triumph.
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yes. cuckold situation but the husband wasn't there. fucked his wife, came on her tits, then sent him a picture of it. 10/10 would do it again. this was two years ago.
damn sign me up
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: Abyss1 on March 28, 2018, 08:56:13 AM
we've all see the casual encounters postings on CL but has anyone ever actually met up to get some nookie from a craigslist hoe? tryin to hear some horror stories or tales of triumph.

lol multiple times since 2007

Most were good, replied to recently divorced Milf and she had a sweet spot in SF, she poured me one glass of wine and then got undressed...
another more recent from last Dec. some married chick wanted me to fuck her and film it with her Iphone for her husband. 
site wasnt bad at times
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: feedmeseymour on March 28, 2018, 10:15:44 AM
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we've all see the casual encounters postings on CL but has anyone ever actually met up to get some nookie from a craigslist hoe? tryin to hear some horror stories or tales of triumph.
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lol multiple times since 2007

Most were good, replied to recently divorced Milf and she had a sweet spot in SF, she poured me one glass of wine and then got undressed...
another more recent from last Dec. some married chick wanted me to fuck her and film it with her Iphone for her husband. 
site wasnt bad at times
(http://i63.tinypic.com/23vdgr5.png)
RIP my chances of finding a CL milf
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on April 04, 2018, 07:02:03 AM
Yeah apparently you have to fuck escorts the "legal" way: porn star escorts with non disclosure agreements
Title: Re: the craigslist is awesome thread
Post by: jerrygurneyscream on November 05, 2021, 08:30:21 AM
https://rss.com/podcasts/themoreonvoiceaudioshow/ (https://rss.com/podcasts/themoreonvoiceaudioshow/)

Peep my boys podcast he has dope craigslist stories. Also loves american rock n roll

I know this thread hasnt been posted in for a while but i needed an appropriate thread to post this in