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Title: this ones bad
Post by: leon on July 28, 2007, 02:24:37 PM
right on the tws site big banner at the top

http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Default.aspx
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: WonkaBar on July 28, 2007, 02:33:52 PM
ive been seeing that lately too. thats the dumbest shit ever
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: kenny disco on July 28, 2007, 02:35:26 PM
heaven help us

http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/danklebes/Default.aspx
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Fuck Ty Evans on July 28, 2007, 02:35:49 PM
hopefully Roxy picks me up
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: leon on July 28, 2007, 02:45:38 PM
heaven help us

http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/danklebes/Default.aspx

this guy is just as bad

http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/juggalo5/Home.aspx

and we all know these were clean

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/6436b8eb-ff4a-46fa-963b-f38a5a70614d.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/6fbadb52-5b52-46ec-9e5b-e2ac8484eab9.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/310954e6-b1a6-4225-9987-6b0858aed31f.jpg)

nothing like these
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/c25d94ec-d7dc-4359-947d-0fead78c4beb.jpg)

sick image too

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/4fda5840-bebc-4ac8-b72e-b54fa9d8c35f.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: kenny disco on July 28, 2007, 02:48:26 PM
heaven help us

http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/danklebes/Default.aspx

this guy is just as bad

http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/juggalo5/Home.aspx

and we all know these were clean

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/6436b8eb-ff4a-46fa-963b-f38a5a70614d.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/6fbadb52-5b52-46ec-9e5b-e2ac8484eab9.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/310954e6-b1a6-4225-9987-6b0858aed31f.jpg)

nothing like these
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/c25d94ec-d7dc-4359-947d-0fead78c4beb.jpg)

sick image too

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/4fda5840-bebc-4ac8-b72e-b54fa9d8c35f.jpg)

been snapped up by osiris!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: barr on July 28, 2007, 02:58:54 PM
those look like the type of yuppies that would read tws
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: mr wilson on July 28, 2007, 03:45:20 PM
padded park tard.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Guile on July 28, 2007, 04:21:10 PM
this could be the best thing since the myspace thread


(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/45634e7e-f097-4016-a0df-3f0a9e034a9cl.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/22/3fe7c861-8465-43b3-a48f-c9a6d3b9f66fl.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/16/a2f365a4-015f-49c0-9359-afdf85d30432l.jpg)
^^"pop shuv tailwhip over a 5 set"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/16/2668b236-fd64-44d2-979a-109abf8a1ebfl.jpg)
^^"5-0"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/9db2e8f3-f855-42cc-8dd2-0407d1c2adffl.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/d87ded5a-52f5-4def-bab0-19f99b965413l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/4bb1beef-2868-4b9c-b37b-b8cf4be87eb2l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/1/5eb913a0-c482-4f3c-ba17-be87516210bel.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Maple Syrup on July 28, 2007, 06:08:34 PM
i feel embarassed for those kids.  that site is so retarded.  the pics are funny though
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: bothersome on July 28, 2007, 08:23:26 PM
please someone strangle the fucking life out of skateboarding....
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 09:00:48 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/129b2d61-2c56-4687-a069-55b7b2b967a5l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/9d582e50-226a-4515-a31d-88db2b652997l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/fbba037f-1756-4445-a926-c422ff535477l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/ee55163e-22b2-46de-930b-cc4f5a0ba79cl.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/2b4b55d0-a420-4a37-84a1-28e0c37a213bl.jpg)
 
these kids are pretty good. If i owned a company, i would defnitely sponsor em. The flatground manual pic is totally nuts.

I guess Sponsorhouse.com gets the job done!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 09:03:37 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/10eb71b6-68d4-43f7-84f3-5d328e35b1eal.jpg)

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 28, 2007, 09:05:05 PM
Quote
I love it so much, I want it to die.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 09:06:35 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/53b61aba-0c99-44fd-a0a6-ccf8a7a00b46l.jpg)

this dude seems to think posting up a picture from his Confirmation ceremony is gonna get him sponsored.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 28, 2007, 09:09:36 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/14/04e36396-2b7a-408f-b04a-78c8e18f6b3al.jpg)
the kid has already made it, sure.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 09:11:09 PM
i hope that skateboard photo has something to do with the "British kill suspect in bombing" article.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 28, 2007, 09:12:19 PM
haha I cant wait till these kids find out we're making fun of em, then get accounts on here to bitch and complain
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 09:18:09 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/f2dcf508-6986-4a96-9959-72c62cab01e3l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/45ada14f-bda7-469e-81c7-7d27796ec88el.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/29cae960-51cf-427e-bfa6-f8df49dbceadl.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/318a4e48-ca4e-4143-9577-a54a39936902l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/774be5f8-0ede-4835-aa10-f6dcf67dd242l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/f8a03f88-66a2-4344-b066-889271af9e02l.jpg)

these are all the pics from this guys entire photo album. Would it kill him to actually *step* on a skateboard? Oh wait, it probably would.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 09:21:55 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/b5a94cc7-6e87-4367-94b9-3a5a4fe77281l.jpg)
What's Sheckler doing on this site? doesnt he already have like a dozen sponsors? Sheeeesh!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 28, 2007, 09:23:35 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/29/1b5611ba-f82b-4a64-bfb3-f0908883e55cl.jpg)
this picture just makes me laugh
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 28, 2007, 09:25:31 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/14e245c5-0dee-435a-bd77-d4bb07813e4al.jpg)
"awesome ollie"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 09:27:27 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/56f28952-5c3b-44b0-ab7a-c5cbb5eb8c63l.jpg)
this photo is labelled "Kickflip"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 28, 2007, 09:27:52 PM
hahahaha this is classic slap already
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 09:29:47 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/aa4c0e62-53c1-4111-8a58-d51990be51f8l.jpg)
this is seriously the best *actual* skate pic i've found so far. It's actually profesionally shot too.  It was in some dude named Chad Trebil's photo album. He definitely has some skills. Too bad he sorta looks like ELISSA STEAMER.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 28, 2007, 09:32:25 PM
^keeps getting better and better

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/20f27678-586c-480c-94cd-6416a8ba122bl.jpg)
"caveman big gap"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: PAWL on July 28, 2007, 09:32:54 PM
ouch my eyes..
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 28, 2007, 09:34:40 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/e3d57abc-e096-49ab-88bc-f6a5260de372l.jpg)
I cant get over how much this young tot has been improving since my last post
"ollie bigger lege"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 09:36:55 PM
^keeps getting better and better

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/20f27678-586c-480c-94cd-6416a8ba122bl.jpg)
"caveman big gap"

i want to see the footy of this one.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 09:38:10 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/e3d57abc-e096-49ab-88bc-f6a5260de372l.jpg)
I cant get over how much this young tot has been improving since my last post
"ollie bigger lege"

damn! nollie 180 to switch crook? ? ? i underestimated him.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 28, 2007, 09:46:57 PM
"Grind rail"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/bb925435-dfdf-4471-a8cf-f75f470cc3e3l.jpg)

Comments/Interaction
  JosephSkater Says:
Nice boardslide it's almost like youre not even trying!


7/16/2007 10:37:12 AM
 
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 09:50:07 PM
"Grind rail"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/bb925435-dfdf-4471-a8cf-f75f470cc3e3l.jpg)

Comments/Interaction
  JosephSkater Says:
Nice boardslide it's almost like youre not even trying!


7/16/2007 10:37:12 AM
 

whole leeeeee shit! ! ! hahahhhahah
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 09:57:29 PM
what the fuck would possess a person to post this picture up of themselves on a website whose sole purpose is to get you hooked up with a sponsor? ? ? ?
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/173c347f-d206-4641-ad07-efcf74d6bec1l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 28, 2007, 09:59:32 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/be269e90-fc47-42ab-94ba-826328155945l.jpg)
yup..
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 10:02:41 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/be269e90-fc47-42ab-94ba-826328155945l.jpg)
something tells me this guy wouldnt have a positive rating if he posted here..

that guy has got to be at least 22  (which means he's way too fucking old to have a profile on that site. He should know better !)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 28, 2007, 10:04:18 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/b60c9abb-5b7e-468e-aadc-ab3d59404dffl.jpg)
danny way's baby picture.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 28, 2007, 10:26:00 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/b60c9abb-5b7e-468e-aadc-ab3d59404dffl.jpg)
danny way's baby picture.

i spy Darth Vader looming in the foreground.
could this kid be the new "chosen one" (after Sheckler retires, of course) ? ? ?

dont succumb to the Dark Side, dude !
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on July 28, 2007, 10:29:55 PM
whoa i saw a one foot phantom noseslide to fence grab
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: monster network on July 28, 2007, 10:31:12 PM
my eyes hurt
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 28, 2007, 10:34:57 PM
6 Guests?
Uh oh, they've caught on..
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: DrNewton on July 28, 2007, 11:33:21 PM
HAHAHA, Classic SLAP already!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: parkingblockdog on July 29, 2007, 12:01:54 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/f2dcf508-6986-4a96-9959-72c62cab01e3l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/45ada14f-bda7-469e-81c7-7d27796ec88el.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/29cae960-51cf-427e-bfa6-f8df49dbceadl.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/318a4e48-ca4e-4143-9577-a54a39936902l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/774be5f8-0ede-4835-aa10-f6dcf67dd242l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/f8a03f88-66a2-4344-b066-889271af9e02l.jpg)

these are all the pics from this guys entire photo album. Would it kill him to actually *step* on a skateboard? Oh wait, it probably would.
This is bizarre it is like he is just taking the Krew/Supra approach to marketing, but using it in his own pursuit of sponsorship letting the lifestyle shots do all the work.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: DrNewton on July 29, 2007, 12:09:44 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/3/aef5d5de-01e2-45e2-ba57-7993866c22ccl.jpg)

I wonder if Jamie Thomas sponsors aliens?

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/694a22d8-eb02-4a44-a01c-f3bc9885cf90l.jpg)

juggalo5 blasts an ollie.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/9b9d00bd-ddd9-4e47-80bf-0eb35b6ce835l.jpg)

Nollie bigflip.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/3ba18232-9426-4a5a-9d62-e661bc843d7bl.jpg)

'Dis nigga.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/5aac986e-d1c2-4123-98ef-47dcec7ab545l.jpg)

Favorite Trick: nollie tre
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: kools on July 29, 2007, 12:16:17 AM
the master of the 360 pressure flip is in the house.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/NateSherwood/Home.aspx
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on July 29, 2007, 12:32:11 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/14/04e36396-2b7a-408f-b04a-78c8e18f6b3al.jpg)
the kid has already made it, sure.

the day where skateboarding overpowers the front page from politics has come.

To the bunkers!!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tuque on July 29, 2007, 12:34:45 AM
the master of the 360 pressure flip is in the house.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/NateSherwood/Home.aspx

I think hes going to have a better chance going through daewon to get those sponsorship deals

so embarrassaing
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: SFblah on July 29, 2007, 01:00:44 AM
HAHAHA, Classic SLAP already!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: wuust on July 29, 2007, 01:17:03 AM
what the fuck would possess a person to post this picture up of themselves on a website whose sole purpose is to get you hooked up with a sponsor? ? ? ?
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/173c347f-d206-4641-ad07-efcf74d6bec1l.jpg)
i heard he is on "fallen"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: spungo on July 29, 2007, 07:45:12 AM
Oh man can we sticky this?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: 60ticketatsaveon on July 29, 2007, 09:09:40 AM
BEST THREAD EVER...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Whokilled1962 on July 29, 2007, 09:17:04 AM
BEST THREAD EVER...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: daboss on July 29, 2007, 09:43:03 AM
Bad ASS!!!! Awesome!!! Sticky!!!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 09:48:09 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/1fba9559-21ab-4068-9415-9d79b887ecb7l.jpg)
ummm, yeah....dude, i think you forgot your board.? ! ? ! ? I dont blame you though, its pretty stressfull trying to shoot a photo of yourself. Tripods can be assholes.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: kenny disco on July 29, 2007, 09:52:51 AM
and slowly another nail is driven into skateboardings coffin.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: cliff on July 29, 2007, 09:56:51 AM
AMAZING!!!! guess I should get one of these huh? looks like it works.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 09:57:25 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/610e19dd-260c-4df6-9f28-8cd8b2aaf093l.jpg)
I guess this kid wins a lot of competitions. I wonder if he knows the judges gave him a motocross trophy?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 10:00:07 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/4e1180a3-4d0f-487c-afee-1fb0442c0044l.jpg)
i hope this dude fails at whatever he's attempting. Cool shirt, too.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 10:02:32 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/e045996d-e1af-428c-947e-a04e6895dd2el.jpg)
now THIS is a polejam! I cant tell whether or not he's wearing cords.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 10:08:23 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/bc4d53a6-f0f1-4595-bd6e-4c6393d096d8l.jpg)
At first, i thought this dude was a guy. But then i saw his/her name was "Ashley," and now im not so sure.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 10:10:33 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/f49614ce-fb39-4f0f-ada6-1d7a947baa77l.jpg)
Volcom has really let their ads go to shit.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 10:16:54 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/388fc60a-8294-4c94-9a6a-b9e7dd3f8b3dl.jpg)
i have a feeling this guy is concious of the fact that he is the most handsome dude on the planet.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: somekid on July 29, 2007, 10:37:08 AM
i sure wish people would post links to the profiles so i could make some new internet friends
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: datsnare on July 29, 2007, 10:45:29 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/c5d4d79d-9286-476f-8eaa-de6dcc6e64bal.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/5e5a3478-a6bf-44ea-8a9f-36b60cb9bc49l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: clarkie on July 29, 2007, 10:57:41 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/bc4d53a6-f0f1-4595-bd6e-4c6393d096d8l.jpg)
At first, i thought this dude was a guy. But then i saw his/her name was "Ashley," and now im not so sure.

Looks like Ashley's mobile home is falling over, but I like the family wall. Am. Flag, Dad, Mom, Sis, Bro, little Ashley, Uncle Jesus, Ashley with Santa...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: mick swagger on July 29, 2007, 11:30:33 AM
this thread is going to get ugly fast. im stoked
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sfa on July 29, 2007, 11:46:45 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/bc4d53a6-f0f1-4595-bd6e-4c6393d096d8l.jpg)
At first, i thought this dude was a guy. But then i saw his/her name was "Ashley," and now im not so sure.

Looks like Ashley's mobile home is falling over, but I like the family wall. Am. Flag, Dad, Mom, Sis, Bro, little Ashley, Uncle Jesus, Ashley with Santa...

is that president Kennedy on the wall?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: clarkie on July 29, 2007, 11:58:25 AM
I thought that too at first, but generalizing— Flags and Jesus usually don't go hand in hand with the Democratic party. Ashley is a southern male name as in Gone with the Wind. I think it's Dad.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: kenny disco on July 29, 2007, 12:04:33 PM
i think l'il ashley is throwing the horns for jesus
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Alan on July 29, 2007, 12:04:41 PM
I think it's Dad before he started drinking.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: clarkie on July 29, 2007, 12:09:47 PM
i think l'il ashley is throwing the horns for jesus

Yeah, me too. And the finger pointing to "heaven."

^^or maybe preacher Dad.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sfa on July 29, 2007, 01:21:35 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/5d798171-803e-4ac3-9431-0f60c1a36fb4l.jpg)

so, what is this kid trying to say? i can drop in? do kids really think this type of shit will get them sponsored?

man, fuck the kids, they suck.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: KoRnholio8 on July 29, 2007, 01:27:56 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/5d798171-803e-4ac3-9431-0f60c1a36fb4l.jpg)

so, what is this kid trying to say? i can drop in? do kids really think this type of shit will get them sponsored?

man, fuck the kids, they suck.

how can you be so certain he pulled it?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 02:15:31 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/713747cc-7ac0-4061-b213-e4ba35385a17l.jpg)
i really hope Ralph Macchio Jr. landed this one.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: beeda weeda on July 29, 2007, 02:17:55 PM
my cheeks and face hurt from laughing at this shitt all day
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 02:19:36 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/8d7689ea-4b60-4bb0-b3a6-c4148473ca4fs.jpg)
How pathetic. This kid payed his sisters 5 bucks each to kiss him for a picture to gain street cred.

Last weeks allowance = down the drain.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 02:23:36 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/9a7c77c3-b3bb-41cd-b3e3-70eb6a0b1c12l.jpg)

just because the virtual reality "you" knows how to skateboard, doesnt mean the real "you" does too.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: KoRnholio8 on July 29, 2007, 02:25:15 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/8d7689ea-4b60-4bb0-b3a6-c4148473ca4fs.jpg)
How pathetic. This kid payed his sisters 5 bucks each to kiss him for a picture to gain street cred.

Last weeks allowance = down the drain.

hey, go easy on the guy... this is by far the best trick on the site!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 02:38:42 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/e5cf291d-3555-4f96-86a1-ef438507f63bl.jpg)

"should i sack on the rail now, or sack on the rail later ? ? ?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 02:42:36 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/3fe30cf6-28df-486c-af6e-b1f7c755d990l.jpg)

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well i have been picking at your moms vagina for a while. that shtis pretty big lol


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Im not fat pick one somone your own size


6/19/2007 6:33:19 PM
 
  whitebizzle Says:
youre fat


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you didn't get into it i can tell.


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Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 02:45:20 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/22/8c7f3fa2-108e-40e9-ba9d-b61be52f1d60l.jpg)

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  Reel Says:
i never noticed until now that u r really hott!!
alisha


2/7/2007 9:28:41 AM
 
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Mooley on July 29, 2007, 04:46:08 PM
Switch Hardflip
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/9e0bba03-64ff-4fd8-b52c-22babea3e8b2l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/68f83fa4-350c-4e83-b6cf-13e414647630l.jpg)

um, i don't know what this is, but its something. it looks cool
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/e176d23a-0a86-43bb-a70a-8972d977d6ccl.jpg)

this is a pic of me doing a kickflip in OC. as you can tell, its looks a little off, i landed it, but its was solid, since my knee wasn't 100% yet.
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/5372c9ec-e7e7-4375-bb7c-88f59e766bf6l.jpg)

Do I laugh? or cry?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: mikefork on July 29, 2007, 04:54:45 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/8d7689ea-4b60-4bb0-b3a6-c4148473ca4fs.jpg)
How pathetic. This kid payed his sisters 5 bucks each to kiss him for a picture to gain street cred.

Last weeks allowance = down the drain.
giving scheckler a run for his money
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: DrNewton on July 29, 2007, 04:58:10 PM
Don't these kids know what photoshop is?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sweets on July 29, 2007, 05:09:46 PM
I just had to run to the store and get a six pack. I can't look at this sober. It just hurts too much....

OK. Please, continue.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 29, 2007, 07:13:13 PM
continue we shall

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/cda6c2ec-ec77-4189-9b8e-1751cc8e73afl.jpg)
stacy craig seems to have gotten her kickflips on lockdown
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 29, 2007, 07:17:53 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/b355bb3f-7deb-42b9-b090-43bb8c0a8e65l.jpg)

"kickflip down 7 ( not very levled out kickflip but landed)"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 29, 2007, 07:19:12 PM
do people actually believe this shit?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 29, 2007, 07:20:44 PM
this gem of a photo is simply labeled "sponsor 5"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/9e13e163-c092-4f05-9bbb-ed1fad3516b0l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 29, 2007, 07:23:33 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/0bc2f3a1-caa4-4d97-94f9-119b38298b42l.jpg)

someone should hook this dude up asap.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on July 29, 2007, 07:23:59 PM
Quote
kickflip 5  set
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/874f1a6b-f10f-4149-85e2-0eefd7124605l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 29, 2007, 07:37:49 PM
It keeps getting worse
or better depending on how you look at it..

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/27/6108b769-f91f-4190-9812-0791b98dfe9dl.jpg)
"nose stall sex change bam ollie"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 29, 2007, 07:40:41 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/aae0e7dd-a3ec-43de-98e9-dba13c1c641dl.jpg)
"one foot air thing (i landed this)!!!"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 29, 2007, 07:42:24 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/cdee8654-e615-404e-9a87-9fab73c8f1f5l.jpg)
"landed a 360 shuv-it!"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sweets on July 29, 2007, 07:44:53 PM
Good thing I got that six pack....
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 29, 2007, 07:45:00 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/e1e0b4f9-b4bc-4fd0-91aa-d04ac961564al.jpg)
i wish i was making this stuff up, but this photo is actually titled "50-50"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 29, 2007, 07:48:40 PM
"dude this ledge is so rad and i couldnt beleive i landed it but i did"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/12f59e36-e51a-468a-bc24-2b3889cbd47bl.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Vibetek2 on July 29, 2007, 08:16:57 PM
Thrasher has at least 20 years worth of Poser of the Month material now.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: I SUCK! on July 29, 2007, 08:26:19 PM
What to think?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 08:31:53 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/e771980e-82d7-4071-a44a-607edbfd51a2l.jpg)
"gosh, designing my Sponsorhouse.com profile to reflect my own personal style is sooooo emotionally draining"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 29, 2007, 08:32:54 PM
ah fuck yeah, get this thing rolling again
you're getting gnar'd a few more times.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 08:52:20 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/555ea65f-6e3f-4bf9-b681-b3f5ed23378fl.jpg)
i guess incest is considered "hip" down in The O.C.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 29, 2007, 08:53:50 PM
again, i really wish i was making this stuff up

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/47daa3a6-1b11-4caf-8898-117fd7b6935dl.jpg)
"front feeble a 7 foot qp"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: (.)(.) on July 29, 2007, 08:55:36 PM
wow. win thread with that pic
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: mikefork on July 29, 2007, 08:58:55 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/3/a3f479fc-800b-4e19-a9a0-b78599006fb9l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 08:59:45 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/26acd346-7931-4959-9c1b-92ca1e36e374l.jpg)
"I dont think i can skate later. All i can think about right now is winning the big game. Maybe next week."
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 29, 2007, 09:01:03 PM
are you kidding me?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 09:04:45 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/1a619cd8-6405-4053-bb1d-c827fc1aac53l.jpg)
it was only a matter of time before the paedophiles from MySpace migrated to Sponsorhouse.com
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: defiantnate on July 29, 2007, 09:05:26 PM
This is too funny, I can't take it...  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: mikefork on July 29, 2007, 09:06:26 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/3c74a3ad-08ae-4746-9fae-ffd0e789dd11l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 09:07:11 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/3c74a3ad-08ae-4746-9fae-ffd0e789dd11l.jpg)


its always nice to see the young guns practicing their no-complies.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 29, 2007, 09:11:52 PM
i really hate to say it, but i think i'm running out of material.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 09:14:10 PM
i've looked through every single picture on this site and ive come to the conclusion that the two most popular tricks among 10-16 year olds are flatground primos and the doubleboard manual thing that Koston does in Yeah Right
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: mikefork on July 29, 2007, 09:15:32 PM
i really hate to say it, but i think i'm running out of material.
well there still is this thread that has potential
http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=15156.0
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: DrNewton on July 29, 2007, 09:16:29 PM
What to think?

I'd be stoked to be making bank off these little faggs too. How many sponsor-mes does BlackBox get a week?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 29, 2007, 09:20:36 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/0943997b-672b-4e89-99f0-67a6c27241f7l.jpg)
"Skateboards are my favorite food"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 29, 2007, 09:21:15 PM
hahahaha
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Hard To Explain on July 29, 2007, 09:33:55 PM
I seriously can't believe this shit.... it is so ridiculously funny
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Bobby Peru on July 29, 2007, 09:37:20 PM
again, i really wish i was making this stuff up

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/47daa3a6-1b11-4caf-8898-117fd7b6935dl.jpg)
"front feeble a 7 foot qp"

There are at least 3 lies in this sentence.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: rocklobster on July 29, 2007, 10:29:46 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/713747cc-7ac0-4061-b213-e4ba35385a17l.jpg)
i really hope Ralph Macchio Jr. landed this one.

hilarious....

sweep the leg johnny!!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on July 29, 2007, 10:58:10 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/6a57a240-cf05-4705-9841-8d59119e2a46l.jpg)
"mom said i could only skate for a minute before the pool party"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/0e0d7e78-0d75-4c44-b84a-3593deaea6c7l.jpg)
Meet Travis Blankenship. The bandana is used to cover up his sister's hickies.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/1e211cc9-bd64-4bca-a2e2-7aa0cd22b4fcl.jpg)
Duffel's the man in his town.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/b2946757-5b8b-4421-8d13-68564f364aefl.jpg)
Who knew Microsoft Paint is so useful with photo editing

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/87115f8f-4250-4f91-9036-6da16f1f4d4cl.jpg)
"no mom, these cuts on my arm are road rashes"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Poloroids on July 29, 2007, 11:20:12 PM
oooooooh
so thats how skateboarding is in the midwest
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: daboss on July 29, 2007, 11:23:15 PM
oooooooh
so thats how skateboarding is in the midwest

EXACTLY!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: ahlee on July 30, 2007, 06:31:13 AM
Holy shit, how did I just find this.
Title: zstghp
Post by: SeanaPaul on July 30, 2007, 06:56:38 AM
My day in work was sucking until I read all this. So many gems!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on July 30, 2007, 07:41:54 AM
When I log on to Slap on Monday mornings and see what's transpirred over the weekend I usually get a negative attitude or get pissed about something. NOT TODAY!! Great thread and a pleasant way to start the week.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sebastian toombs on July 30, 2007, 08:18:27 AM
so good...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Twitch247 on July 30, 2007, 08:29:44 AM
The best part of my monday morning right here, by far.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Rusty Champignon on July 30, 2007, 08:31:16 AM
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/l_53c54f1cbf0b80734705ba5eab65c2d8.jpg)
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/l_f26b326fc14cd230ce2755d208c11764.jpg)
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/l_f7209347b9872c5e453f9dc4867db806.jpg)

Not from that site but retarded non the less. This is quite possibly the best thread ever.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: zach on July 30, 2007, 08:52:34 AM
this is my new favorite website

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/7c8200b7-a3c8-4074-8e82-beb4401c0f71l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/bfbfdde3-7f6d-4721-a48b-6965ffb981cdl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/dfbe9e4f-0e26-4686-b1aa-d1e1ecf659f6l.jpg)
SICK EFFECT!!!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 30, 2007, 08:53:11 AM
Here we go again..

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/8b40143d-fb7b-4570-a680-b38e27d74cd1l.jpg)
"awesome truckstand"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/b393a0e1-7f07-48e8-a0d7-fc645e1a52ecl.jpg)
"switch backside tailslide my box"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/4490858c-0517-42f0-8cef-53edb1680840l.jpg)
"big bs flip"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/323cf748-9246-4581-8297-6b04b04a759el.jpg)
"feeble"

I kid you not, this one is actually from sponsorhouse..
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/dcc071ec-9648-4c3e-b669-48624e6b7962l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: zach on July 30, 2007, 08:58:06 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/d4393497-aed7-4305-a0e6-d9cd501e59abl.jpg)
"Hi my name is Troy Taylor, I live in a small town called Cairo, GA so it is hard to find sponsors out here. I have been skating for 4 years, and would love to further my career, I am open to any sponsors I can find. Nate Sherwood referred me to this site from myspace, and I do not know if I can upload videos on here, but all of my videos are on my myspace"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 30, 2007, 08:59:09 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/323cf748-9246-4581-8297-6b04b04a759el.jpg)
"feeble"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/c3c74555-85d4-4aca-b49c-da9eabebb602l.jpg)
"5-0"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: ahlee on July 30, 2007, 09:04:53 AM
I wish I could punch through the internet. hahaha.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sfa on July 30, 2007, 09:22:58 AM
I wish I could punch through the internet. hahaha.

id prefer to choke through the internet.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: H8R on July 30, 2007, 09:37:42 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/b393a0e1-7f07-48e8-a0d7-fc645e1a52ecl.jpg)
"switch backside tailslide my box"

how fake is that?  its a pic of him locked in, but certainly not sliding. 

this thread is awesome and sad all at the same time.   :D ;D 
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: ahlee on July 30, 2007, 09:42:15 AM
This thread makes me feel really good about myself.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: skunk on July 30, 2007, 09:43:24 AM
Does it make everyone on this thread feel better to make fun of kids. Seriously? How old are you people, 12? Grow the f@ck up! I don't see your lame ass photos on here.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on July 30, 2007, 09:48:39 AM
Does it make everyone on this thread feel better to make fun of kids. Seriously? How old are you people, 12? Grow the f@ck up! I don't see your lame ass photos on here.
haha EVERMORE!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: ahlee on July 30, 2007, 09:55:21 AM
Does it make everyone on this thread feel better to make fun of kids. Seriously? How old are you people, 12? Grow the f@ck up! I don't see your lame ass photos on here.

I actually really enjoy making fun of little kids, faggot.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: skunk on July 30, 2007, 09:59:57 AM
It boost your ego, doesn't it? Makes you feel superior, like a man! Now you have some balls, because there are kids who you think are lower than you. But in reality, your shriveled little balls will never amount to what these kids will be.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on July 30, 2007, 10:02:12 AM
It boost your ego, doesn't it? Makes you feel superior, like a man! Now you have some balls, because there are kids who you think are lower than you. But in reality, your shriveled little balls will never amount to what these kids will be.
which pic is yours?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: ahlee on July 30, 2007, 10:03:29 AM
It boost your ego, doesn't it? Makes you feel superior, like a man! Now you have some balls, because there are kids who you think are lower than you. But in reality, your shriveled little balls will never amount to what these kids will be.
which pic is yours?

Yes, tell us please.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Guile on July 30, 2007, 10:07:39 AM
ahahha a sponsor house pussy has made it to slap and hes trying to talk with his balls. problem is ours are much larger.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tag_king on July 30, 2007, 10:08:05 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/b393a0e1-7f07-48e8-a0d7-fc645e1a52ecl.jpg)
"switch backside tailslide my box"

how fake is that?  its a pic of him locked in, but certainly not sliding. 

this thread is awesome and sad all at the same time.   :D ;D 

guys so good at ss bs ts that he can do them with his eyes closed.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: boyan on July 30, 2007, 10:09:07 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/b393a0e1-7f07-48e8-a0d7-fc645e1a52ecl.jpg)
"switch backside tailslide my box"

how fake is that?  its a pic of him locked in, but certainly not sliding. 

this thread is awesome and sad all at the same time.   :D ;D 

"abrakadabra, make me slide"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: yukon on July 30, 2007, 10:15:08 AM
i think tws took down the link, i dont see it anymore. Wasnt there like two huge banners or something
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 30, 2007, 10:18:12 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/d77f067d-aa4e-4d24-b342-b060106fb4b3l.jpg)
"you guyz should stop making fun of kids. it hurts our feelings. All we're trying to do is get discovered! we'll be scarred for life in the future. Grown-ups can be so mean sometimes." - Skunk
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: The Mess on July 30, 2007, 10:19:57 AM
Nate,
Why do you do this to yourself? I don't know if you really referred kids to this thing but DAMN!
Nobody on earth could take any of the kids over the past umpteen pages of this post half way seriously.
I'm laughing while I cry. The raddest are the bail shots.
And i"m feeling that "feeble".
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: skunk on July 30, 2007, 10:23:27 AM
I don't have an account on SponsorHouse. I just came across this thread and couldn't believe how demeaning you people are. Just admit to it and stop, then I will leave and you will never hear from me again  ;D
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 30, 2007, 10:30:21 AM
fine, we're assholes
but it's making our monday so much better.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Guile on July 30, 2007, 10:39:31 AM
FUCK YOU TRANSWORLD
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/23/542649c6-665c-4701-9409-3517412cc567l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/77f07e3f-4164-4f35-a892-b09c54db767dl.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: colin on July 30, 2007, 10:41:10 AM
Goddamn, Penis Monster, Peter, everyone, nice work! This thread is absolute gold. Thank you!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: H8R on July 30, 2007, 10:42:27 AM
It boost your ego, doesn't it? Makes you feel superior, like a man! Now you have some balls, because there are kids who you think are lower than you. But in reality, your shriveled little balls will never amount to what these kids will be.

got an issue, heres a tissue

(http://www.unicahome.com/products/medium/20780.07D2FDE4.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sebastian toombs on July 30, 2007, 10:46:06 AM
I don't have an account on SponsorHouse. I just came across this thread and couldn't believe how demeaning you people are. Just admit to it and stop, then I will leave and you will never hear from me again  ;D

ill never admit it, so now you can never leave!  MWHAHAHAH!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Alan on July 30, 2007, 10:51:42 AM
I think Nevermore used the same tactic. Let's see how long this kid lasts.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: kevbo999 on July 30, 2007, 10:58:16 AM
Classic SLAP
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 30, 2007, 11:37:47 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/5350b0d3-1d02-471d-8927-7d478e5dfba4l.jpg)
"I got punched in the head because i took a shortcut through a shady alley on the way home from school and i guess the gangsters who lived there didnt like my shirt."
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: leeroy on July 30, 2007, 12:07:03 PM
Does it make everyone on this thread feel better to make fun of kids. Seriously? How old are you people, 12? Grow the f@ck up! I don't see your lame ass photos on here.

Hey I used to be a kid too - it wasn't too many years ago so I perfectly remember not being THAT fucked up as these kids uploading their shitty skatephotos with made up trick names on the internet.

Telling lies of your own skating will send you to purgatory and it won't be a short visit.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: zoob on July 30, 2007, 01:22:16 PM
I don't have an account on SponsorHouse. I just came across this thread and couldn't believe how demeaning you people are. Just admit to it and stop, then I will leave and you will never hear from me again  ;D

What other thread have you read on the SLAP message board that would make you think we WOULD NOT make fun of these kids?  Come on, this whole board is full of negativity.......christ, this is the funniest shit in the world....Great cure for the "Monday's".......
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sweets on July 30, 2007, 02:24:09 PM
Skunk, you should be going to that worthless web site and convince those kids (and the fucking grown men!) that they're fucking idiots. I was a kid once and I never entered a contest, let alone mentioned a fucking career as a sponsored skateboarder. Fuck you, you fucking fuck!

Actually, please post some photos of you skating....
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sweatloaf on July 30, 2007, 02:33:30 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/129b2d61-2c56-4687-a069-55b7b2b967a5l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/9d582e50-226a-4515-a31d-88db2b652997l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/fbba037f-1756-4445-a926-c422ff535477l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/ee55163e-22b2-46de-930b-cc4f5a0ba79cl.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/2b4b55d0-a420-4a37-84a1-28e0c37a213bl.jpg)
 
these kids are pretty good. If i owned a company, i would defnitely sponsor em. The flatground manual pic is totally nuts.

I guess Sponsorhouse.com gets the job done!

The "Dip" sign is the icing on the cake.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sweatloaf on July 30, 2007, 02:43:31 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/5d798171-803e-4ac3-9431-0f60c1a36fb4l.jpg)

so, what is this kid trying to say? i can drop in? do kids really think this type of shit will get them sponsored?

man, fuck the kids, they suck.

That's a sick backtail
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: munkywrench on July 30, 2007, 03:41:15 PM
damn.. someones gettin butthurt on this thread.. hmm. 3 posts?

interesting....
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tincan folk on July 30, 2007, 04:10:35 PM
damn.. someones gettin butthurt on this thread.. hmm. 3 posts?

interesting....

yea skunk definitely is in one of these pektures
this thread's hilarious!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Math Professor on July 30, 2007, 04:16:30 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/f2dcf508-6986-4a96-9959-72c62cab01e3l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/45ada14f-bda7-469e-81c7-7d27796ec88el.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/29cae960-51cf-427e-bfa6-f8df49dbceadl.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/318a4e48-ca4e-4143-9577-a54a39936902l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/774be5f8-0ede-4835-aa10-f6dcf67dd242l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/f8a03f88-66a2-4344-b066-889271af9e02l.jpg)

these are all the pics from this guys entire photo album. Would it kill him to actually *step* on a skateboard? Oh wait, it probably would.

Maybe he's working hard on his "chill" shots.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Sheep on July 30, 2007, 04:18:49 PM
Dear Skunk,

Kids nowadays need a good ass whuppin'. Older skaters have been way to friendly to the younger generation for way too long, and now look what we have to show for it...Shecklers. We need to purge skateboarding of these goofs early on. The true of heart will stick around to bully the next generation. This is a cycle that needs to begin again. Let it start here!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: --Vibetek-- on July 30, 2007, 04:19:37 PM
It boost your ego, doesn't it? Makes you feel superior, like a man! Now you have some balls, because there are kids who you think are lower than you. But in reality, your shriveled little balls will never amount to what these kids will be.

Sometimes you need to be cruel to be kind and these kids need to learn.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tincan folk on July 30, 2007, 04:33:24 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/f2dcf508-6986-4a96-9959-72c62cab01e3l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/45ada14f-bda7-469e-81c7-7d27796ec88el.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/29cae960-51cf-427e-bfa6-f8df49dbceadl.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/318a4e48-ca4e-4143-9577-a54a39936902l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/774be5f8-0ede-4835-aa10-f6dcf67dd242l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/f8a03f88-66a2-4344-b066-889271af9e02l.jpg)

these are all the pics from this guys entire photo album. Would it kill him to actually *step* on a skateboard? Oh wait, it probably would.

Maybe he's working hard on his "chill" shots.

yea he's a shoe-in for a spot on element...
sick lifestyle hammers bro
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: bobsaget on July 30, 2007, 05:51:42 PM
this could be the best thing since the myspace thread


(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/45634e7e-f097-4016-a0df-3f0a9e034a9cl.jpg)

that board on the groun that has the ruin sticker
that shop is right near my house
fucking sick ass place
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 30, 2007, 07:02:42 PM
fine, we're assholes
but it's making our monday so much better.

Man, you said it.

I'm don't even wanna post in this thread, I was just wanna sit back and laugh.

fucking greatness.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: DrNewton on July 30, 2007, 08:42:20 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/323cf748-9246-4581-8297-6b04b04a759el.jpg)
"feeble"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/c3c74555-85d4-4aca-b49c-da9eabebb602l.jpg)
"5-0"

This kid has such a powerful style that he doesn't even need wax.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 30, 2007, 08:58:59 PM
some kid posted this picture in their photo album:

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/6854e80f-6efb-4bd1-b65d-f37fb5baa0c7s.jpg)

...i predict a bidding war between shoe companies to get this dude to sign a 5-year contract.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 30, 2007, 09:02:21 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/79b4592c-6097-47f9-bacd-0934de374ccbl.jpg)
"being young and naive makes me so thirsty"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Rusto1 on July 30, 2007, 11:34:48 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/16/7b903969-0cea-43d3-8d0d-fbc64a9a4595l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 30, 2007, 11:39:59 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/16/7b903969-0cea-43d3-8d0d-fbc64a9a4595l.jpg)

Oh god.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 30, 2007, 11:45:52 PM
"Airwalk over the grass gap"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/0596de81-084d-4e7c-b1cb-483f7f0e600a.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 30, 2007, 11:47:34 PM
And just enjoy this whole profile

http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/cpdd/Default.aspx
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: datsnare on July 31, 2007, 12:02:27 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/72c2ce0c-1cc6-4a97-a738-9caceddb13bdl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/e4e7929e-bd9a-44d8-a2a6-1677b3cad92fl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/d763e0fa-72b3-4f65-a266-1517f1109a4bl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/2ce10856-1a1a-479f-b886-b7fefc1e1853l.jpg)

one of the tags for this was "hot guys"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/6982cfa8-abff-4668-8aa9-9fe8c51aa918l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: KoRnholio8 on July 31, 2007, 01:43:15 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/6982cfa8-abff-4668-8aa9-9fe8c51aa918l.jpg)

that one would hurt wenning... right in the heart...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Alexactly on July 31, 2007, 02:27:49 AM
See Jamie, there really is no god!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tuque on July 31, 2007, 02:56:06 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/b393a0e1-7f07-48e8-a0d7-fc645e1a52ecl.jpg)
"switch backside tailslide my box"

how fake is that?  its a pic of him locked in, but certainly not sliding. 

this thread is awesome and sad all at the same time.   :D ;D 

"abrakadabra, make me slide"


ah yes,  I had selected this photo to quote also,  but mine was going to be "damn,  so much steee!!!" ::) :o
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Mad Max on July 31, 2007, 05:16:32 AM
They're working on a video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt4UieDvTHw

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: monster network on July 31, 2007, 05:52:46 AM
why do those clips always have that white on blue titles? is it a windows moviemaker type default or something?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Mad Max on July 31, 2007, 06:18:01 AM
Emo industry standard.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: --Vibetek-- on July 31, 2007, 06:29:40 AM
And just enjoy this whole profile

http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/cpdd/Default.aspx

That one's not too bad. He's actually skating, not posing boneless one's and throwing lifestyle hammers.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 31, 2007, 08:30:36 AM
And just enjoy this whole profile

http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/cpdd/Default.aspx

That one's not too bad. He's actually skating, not posing boneless one's and throwing lifestyle hammers.

Favorite Car: Ferrari
Favorite Magazine: Transwold Skate Mag  Blashphemy!
Favorite Movie: White Chicks
Favorite Trick: Fakie Big Heel
Favorite Event: Tampa pro/am
Favorite Rider: Bastien Salabanzi

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 31, 2007, 01:34:35 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/244ba2ab-1cb0-436b-a400-801ad970b5fal.jpg)

everytime time he skates, he's stepping all over Jesus' name. Im pretty sure you go to hell for that (its the 11th Commandment, i think)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on July 31, 2007, 01:36:05 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/244ba2ab-1cb0-436b-a400-801ad970b5fal.jpg)

everytime time he skates, he's stepping all over Jesus' name. Im pretty sure you go to hell for that (its the 11th Commandment, i think)
That photo was from yesterday? Hasn't Skunk told them what's going on here?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 31, 2007, 01:37:06 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/f9338f16-eed2-4a53-9403-450f2ab201e2l.jpg)

i had no idea the son from "Little People, Big World" skated...i was surprised to see that he had a profile on this site. I watched an episode once where he played soccer. He was pretty good. They should do an episode of him doing the above gap.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 31, 2007, 01:40:08 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/cb8ca1cb-eb33-45f4-8dd4-f95f31c3c703l.jpg)
"i hope Rockstar Bearings likes this picture of me with my guitar
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on July 31, 2007, 01:41:37 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/cb8ca1cb-eb33-45f4-8dd4-f95f31c3c703l.jpg)
"i hope Rockstar Bearings likes this picture of me with my guitar
Heineken!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 01:45:01 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/e0b147a5-088f-49f9-b41e-dc2b029289b2l.jpg)
"nosegrab lol"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 01:46:06 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/43f6f2d3-fdea-4b10-b159-95b5c84c7af5l.jpg)
gnar gnar
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 31, 2007, 01:46:18 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/a03b71ba-f3a4-4f28-b918-9f2aa582d890l.jpg)

I hope he landed this one.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 01:47:21 PM
I think this one is my new favorite.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/3b6bd9b9-dbf7-468c-9acf-161e2134f467s.jpg)
"I Crooked an 11 stair rail."
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on July 31, 2007, 01:47:57 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/a03b71ba-f3a4-4f28-b918-9f2aa582d890l.jpg)

I hope he landed this one.

hey how did a pic if me doing a front board get on here!?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tag_king on July 31, 2007, 01:48:29 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/f9338f16-eed2-4a53-9403-450f2ab201e2l.jpg)

i had no idea the son from "Little People, Big World" skated...i was surprised to see that he had a profile on this site. I watched an episode once where he played soccer. He was pretty good. They should do an episode of him doing the above gap.

haha the double angle! or do you think the other digital camera is for filming ONLY
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 31, 2007, 01:49:25 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/f1dab4b9-de13-431e-821f-dfcdd6af9f50l.jpg)

Dude! Just GIVE UP! Buying a skateboard wont grant you immunity from getting the shit beat out of you at school.

You're better off concealing a butter knife in one of your socks
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 31, 2007, 01:53:01 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/0c860b6f-78f4-48f6-b360-d15c5c4e2edfl.jpg)

ouch (hopefully)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 01:53:13 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/23760c3c-c1f0-46f2-8de5-448192cce351l.jpg)
oh no!
the myspace lips have made it to the much respected sponsorhouse pages
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on July 31, 2007, 01:54:45 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/23760c3c-c1f0-46f2-8de5-448192cce351l.jpg)
oh no!
the myspace lips have made it to the much respected sponsorhouse pages
Look at things eyeball on the right!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 01:55:15 PM
hahah holy shit i didnt notice that
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 31, 2007, 01:55:32 PM
I think this one is my new favorite.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/3b6bd9b9-dbf7-468c-9acf-161e2134f467s.jpg)
"I Crooked an 11 stair rail."

ahaha, holy shit. Im pretty sure thats a picture of Chris Cole, too!

God..i hate kids.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: KoRnholio8 on July 31, 2007, 01:56:31 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/244ba2ab-1cb0-436b-a400-801ad970b5fal.jpg)

everytime time he skates, he's stepping all over Jesus' name. Im pretty sure you go to hell for that (its the 11th Commandment, i think)

hehe, it's to see kids skating the streets with helmets...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 01:58:39 PM
hahaha fuck what i said before, this one takes the cake as my new favorite..

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/bc6f1b21-f7f1-4ed1-84c7-29d7aec70592l.jpg)
"grind"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/44a46013-52e5-4349-a10a-a3a94faa2e9dl.jpg)
"boneless"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/5d0bece3-f70c-4b54-8ffa-77c5dcbb0f26l.jpg)
"casper to pogo"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/a2866671-cce0-4c27-8a69-424de82313e1l.jpg)
"kickflip"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 31, 2007, 01:58:42 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/e9279d2b-90c7-4a0e-b356-d17cee40c0del.jpg)

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....WHAT?!?!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 02:01:38 PM
I take back everything
This site is far too unpredictable..

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/e51fad33-94c1-4bcd-b1e6-365aae474769l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 31, 2007, 02:03:20 PM
I take back everything
This site is far too unpredictable..

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/e51fad33-94c1-4bcd-b1e6-365aae474769l.jpg)

(http://www.buygay.com/images/products/VD_SKATEBOARD_SLIDERS_3_m.jpg)
(http://www.tribalpulse.com/images/videos/skateboard_sliders.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sfa on July 31, 2007, 02:03:49 PM
the snowboarding shit is even more embarrassing than the skateboarding.

wait, i didnt see the ones above this that were just posted.

we all need to beat up one looser a day from now on.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 02:08:18 PM
wow

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/ec7dff59-b41d-4e26-963d-09ac89ce6876l.jpg)
"me on the left"

Comments/Interaction
Coopa Says:
i look really good

6/21/2007 2:49:32 PM
 
  Coopa Says:
i look really good

6/21/2007 2:49:31 PM
 
  Coopa Says:
i look good

6/21/2007 2:49:17 PM
 
  Coopa Says:
i look good

6/21/2007 2:49:16 PM
 
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 02:12:01 PM
"I'm a clown"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/32/bad59831-311d-422e-9e4f-66a27ba0383cl.jpg)

Yes you are Douglas,
yes you are.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 31, 2007, 02:13:17 PM
wow

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/ec7dff59-b41d-4e26-963d-09ac89ce6876l.jpg)
"me on the left"

Comments/Interaction
Coopa Says:
i look really good

6/21/2007 2:49:32 PM
 
  Coopa Says:
i look really good

6/21/2007 2:49:31 PM
 
  Coopa Says:
i look good

6/21/2007 2:49:17 PM
 
  Coopa Says:
i look good

6/21/2007 2:49:16 PM
 


wow! he went from "looks good" to "looks really good" within only a matter of seconds! Puberty seems to be more magical and mysterious than i remember.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: L.S on July 31, 2007, 02:14:12 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/3c74a3ad-08ae-4746-9fae-ffd0e789dd11l.jpg)


fakie no complies up 5 stairs are no joke.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 31, 2007, 02:14:35 PM
"I'm a clown"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/32/bad59831-311d-422e-9e4f-66a27ba0383cl.jpg)

Yes you are Douglas,
yes you are.

you aint savin' nothin as long as you got that shit all over your face.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Mooley on July 31, 2007, 02:18:10 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/3c74a3ad-08ae-4746-9fae-ffd0e789dd11l.jpg)


fakie no complies up 5 stairs are no joke.

It's totally a footplant on the rail. You guys are fucking clueless.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 02:20:03 PM
I hope this thread lasts forever.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 02:22:47 PM
..and it will with pictures like this

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/c0f6fc36-726b-46b6-b900-a1e1b75a79f3l.jpg)
sacktap over spine

Comments/Interaction

Xebra1 Says:
you have no sack to tap

4/9/2007 6:04:28 PM
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 02:26:05 PM
"frontside feeble"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/ea888b4b-d6d9-46c5-aff6-7589a5be91e5l.jpg)
"actual feeble, not fake"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 02:27:45 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/970cd063-96fe-47f4-a796-d800b49e4489l.jpg)
"crooked grind"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 02:30:14 PM
"this is my side face"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/c88c335e-059a-44ca-9754-9ea5d68883afs.jpg)

fuck, are you serious? get right outta town
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 02:31:03 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/15318f74-f788-4b80-be8b-012b5cc573c1l.jpg)
"kickflapper"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 02:33:07 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/16/7a101174-3d02-4023-b4c5-9585b7bf21b5l.jpg)
"REALLY SICK NOSEGRAB"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 02:33:45 PM
I think I've milked this thread too much.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 31, 2007, 02:38:48 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/15318f74-f788-4b80-be8b-012b5cc573c1l.jpg)
"kickflapper"

im gonna start a Myspace account with this picture as the default profile pic.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Jura on July 31, 2007, 02:38:59 PM
Pffft.

Those are all GEMS Peter.

Bravo.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: L.S on July 31, 2007, 02:47:22 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/970cd063-96fe-47f4-a796-d800b49e4489l.jpg)
"crooked grind"

well, clearly he thought it was so obvious that he could leave 'fs' out of the trick name in the caption and people would still get it.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sweatloaf on July 31, 2007, 02:54:30 PM
I'm pretty sure that's switch also
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: L.S on July 31, 2007, 03:04:03 PM
yeah, you can tell from the stance.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sweatloaf on July 31, 2007, 04:11:58 PM
through the kink?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: kevbo999 on July 31, 2007, 04:51:29 PM
You guys are making the captions up right?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 04:51:58 PM
honestly, no.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: beeda weeda on July 31, 2007, 06:44:23 PM
that naked little kid pic creeped me out hard, I didnt like viewing it. but this is the best thread in a long time
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: jimmy_chadwick on July 31, 2007, 08:05:57 PM
great thread!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sebastian toombs on July 31, 2007, 08:41:39 PM
classic slap entry.  archive it before any of the photo links can be broken...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on July 31, 2007, 09:00:32 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/ccb9f118-cb25-468f-bc97-c53a87a011fd.jpg)
"The angle looks like its not that high, but really it was"

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on July 31, 2007, 09:01:04 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/39d6c903-9f61-4353-b900-5f651a3befd5.jpg)
Apparently she was unfortunatley named Ashley Faggmuffin



Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on July 31, 2007, 09:01:21 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/efcc4efa-2210-4c6e-a580-eee911513918.jpg)
for the love of god this is someone's profile picture
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 31, 2007, 09:03:51 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/efcc4efa-2210-4c6e-a580-eee911513918.jpg)
for the love of god this is someone's profile picture

you win.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on July 31, 2007, 09:14:40 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/16/4c92fece-bd40-41c5-9589-b2af4983d0bd.jpg)
"5-0"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 09:15:50 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/27/c95a6d73-e1ce-4c26-aa75-046c12a79bb8l.jpg)
"gotta love them 1 piece pj's."
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 31, 2007, 09:17:31 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/16/4c92fece-bd40-41c5-9589-b2af4983d0bd.jpg)
"5-0"

you win . . . again.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 09:18:35 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/bf06f779-3ea4-42c7-b6f6-252d36de2b9fl.jpg)
"boardslide gap"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 09:23:19 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/16/72006d5e-5eae-46c5-b7ec-d29b24587c0el.jpg)
dude had to work for this one
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 31, 2007, 09:24:40 PM
This thread is just too good.
It hurts to read it.

Airwalk!!
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/b58ed2f3-b977-496d-932b-620de1e0a45e.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 09:25:10 PM
finally, someone honest..

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/ad5b1b75-4d5d-48de-b071-9bc95e1200d3l.jpg)
"idk wat it is"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 09:32:19 PM
no words are needed

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/c713893c-0640-42a8-9356-8d9831ead11cl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/27/0a2a910c-7b00-4d3c-bc20-79a0788e80a4l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/29/8312ef26-4fc3-4572-91be-2141358fecb4l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/e48e4f10-c84f-4bf3-87a0-64bf965de8ebl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/e2087a6d-b76b-41d5-a48a-fe0dcdff3962l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 09:35:32 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/00f17514-bfda-498a-b485-b6c2ffbd1138l.jpg)
"fs flip over stool"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/843905b3-6a64-4bde-ad62-b009cce5d4a8l.jpg)
"bs smith down wakeboard slider"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/41c45a34-e737-44ba-a2b4-43b90c861036l.jpg)
"switch boned ollie"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 31, 2007, 09:40:45 PM
God damn I love this thread.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on July 31, 2007, 09:45:21 PM
no words are needed

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/c713893c-0640-42a8-9356-8d9831ead11cl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/27/0a2a910c-7b00-4d3c-bc20-79a0788e80a4l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/29/8312ef26-4fc3-4572-91be-2141358fecb4l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/e48e4f10-c84f-4bf3-87a0-64bf965de8ebl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/e2087a6d-b76b-41d5-a48a-fe0dcdff3962l.jpg)

damn, Peter. I'd "gnar" you if i could..
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 31, 2007, 09:47:46 PM
Penis Monster, you're damn near a Slap Pal.
You'll be able to gnar soon.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: mikefork on July 31, 2007, 09:49:20 PM
penis monster, i did it for you. for the god knows how manyth time, this thread is classic slap
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 09:51:28 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/9cefbeba-4f4d-47f1-8737-59ad4b491871l.jpg)
gnar
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 09:53:43 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/32/dca4b915-332d-45b9-a347-3bdf70b6c121l.jpg)
"caveman"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/27/48aaea5d-f4d8-4461-95ea-047aa89f8abel.jpg)
"little caveman"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 31, 2007, 09:55:57 PM
We can't make this shit up...


(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/659df035-1653-4da6-9aff-1ae2e9675b02.jpg)

WTF

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/d6dd66e1-7d84-4d6e-85be-280c05323c2e.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 31, 2007, 09:57:34 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/1/089e3df5-46d6-4aaf-b44f-33db5aad4bce.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/27/ecaf6450-46c6-41d4-8892-4a6ae34479e7.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 10:04:25 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/29/032965b2-ecdc-4158-9df6-8511f2050d16l.jpg)
"no comply"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 31, 2007, 10:07:10 PM
Krooked Grind
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/21/b8ea1840-25a9-4395-91b3-ff4ca804a527.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: subunitone on July 31, 2007, 10:10:56 PM
Great fucking thread. Keep it up guys.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 10:11:31 PM
"hippie hoping"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/ecc3e00b-baa0-42dd-983d-dc48f2e0fa1cl.jpg)
"like 10 picknik tables, it took so long to get the board to go the correct direction and speed"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 10:12:31 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/10/7db236c8-9afa-4c6b-b6cb-fc034a997c80l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 31, 2007, 10:12:43 PM
"hippie hoping"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/ecc3e00b-baa0-42dd-983d-dc48f2e0fa1cl.jpg)
"like 10 picknik tables, it took so long to get the board to go the correct direction and speed"


Peter... this is your thread.
Keep em' coming.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 31, 2007, 10:16:47 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/017c08e6-7996-43b1-95c7-282930f787ca.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/610c3b1e-1061-4cc4-a6a1-61ea663f5b55.jpg)

Boardslide
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/2c2fb685-1d04-44ad-9fae-628dfa099281.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on July 31, 2007, 10:18:18 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/017c08e6-7996-43b1-95c7-282930f787ca.jpg)
hahahaha
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on July 31, 2007, 10:19:25 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/017c08e6-7996-43b1-95c7-282930f787ca.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/610c3b1e-1061-4cc4-a6a1-61ea663f5b55.jpg)

Boardslide
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/2c2fb685-1d04-44ad-9fae-628dfa099281.jpg)
Sponsorhouse was so hyped on him that he was featured on the front page
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on July 31, 2007, 10:20:16 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/10/7db236c8-9afa-4c6b-b6cb-fc034a997c80l.jpg)


his freind was a little too stoked on the hippie jump
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 31, 2007, 10:21:45 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/10/7db236c8-9afa-4c6b-b6cb-fc034a997c80l.jpg)


his freind was a little too stoked on the hippie jump

 :o wtf
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: bentmode on July 31, 2007, 11:48:29 PM
Krooked Grind
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/21/b8ea1840-25a9-4395-91b3-ff4ca804a527.jpg)

brilliant set up. those bricks must be stable as fuck.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Alexactly on August 01, 2007, 12:07:23 AM
Hahahahaah, I love that the first time some actually is "doing" something close to a feeble, they call it a boardslide.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: mr wilson on August 01, 2007, 01:06:08 AM
Krooked Grind
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/21/b8ea1840-25a9-4395-91b3-ff4ca804a527.jpg)

POSER OF THE MONTH!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Mad Max on August 01, 2007, 01:31:00 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/9cefbeba-4f4d-47f1-8737-59ad4b491871l.jpg)
gnar

Thank god for digitazl cameras. That sequence could have killed a lot of celluloid film...

I'm trying so hard not to laugh out load at work!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tag_king on August 01, 2007, 06:29:05 AM
Krooked Grind
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/21/b8ea1840-25a9-4395-91b3-ff4ca804a527.jpg)

POSER OF THE MONTH!


fuck this one kills me, the ramp up, the struggle to maintain balanced in one spot while he gets his little brother to snap the shot, while telling him to "mind his own stupid business" when asked what it's for.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Derka Derk on August 01, 2007, 06:33:43 AM
this thread should last for ever!

besides all the hilarious photos i had to laugh really hard at one of the profile questions: Do you train? What does your schedule look like?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Sleazy on August 01, 2007, 07:24:33 AM
and to think I actually worked yesterday and missed this...

luaghed my ass off but my favorite has to be boner hippy hop, HAHAHAHA

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/10/7db236c8-9afa-4c6b-b6cb-fc034a997c80l.jpg)


gnar'd peter...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sfa on August 01, 2007, 07:27:59 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/9cefbeba-4f4d-47f1-8737-59ad4b491871l.jpg)
gnar

picking a favorite is hard but i think this is mine. there are six frames with his feet on the ground. brilliant.

thanks peter.

i'll be giving you a gnar every day for the next week, and maybe a donut or something.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 01, 2007, 08:08:48 AM
Peter and myself definitley enjoyed this thread last night.
And the best thing about Sponsorhouse... it does'nt stop. Just when you think you've seen the worst... nope, theres more.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: H8R on August 01, 2007, 08:14:50 AM
someone should pretend to be a sponsor and contact one of these morons...
"my name is ray and i work over at element, maybe you're heard of them?  anyway i saw your photo on sponsorhouse and showed the team and they're all super stoked on you, what do you think about riding for element?  you can hang out with bam and shit".   
;D
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: bothersome on August 01, 2007, 08:17:29 AM
This thread is a prime example of why skateboarding needs more assholes right now.
I know I was a stupid kid too but damn you'd think they would look at what they were doing and maybe think twice before posting it for all the world to see.
The sequence is my favorite so far.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 01, 2007, 08:20:16 AM
This thread is a prime example of why skateboarding needs more assholes right now.
I know I was a stupid kid too but damn you'd think they would look at what they were doing and maybe think twice before posting it for all the world to see.
The sequence is my favorite so far.


I don't know man, i'm thinking this thread is more of a reason why skateboarding just needs to hurry up and die again.
Its getting out of hand.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Derka Derk on August 01, 2007, 08:27:58 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/20/178cdc2e-8383-4627-b722-f89647f94199l.jpg)
catching some air!
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/ff66710d-45e9-4ad3-ad53-d2d9123ac40fl.jpg)
another well executed 5-0!
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/16/2668b236-fd64-44d2-979a-109abf8a1ebfl.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tag_king on August 01, 2007, 08:56:19 AM
Yah, when I was a kid I was fully aware of how much I sucked, and would never be caught dead pretending to be good, I just skated and got better. Kids have way to much confidence and access to cameras these days.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Rusty Champignon on August 01, 2007, 11:03:39 AM
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/retardkids5.jpg)
"rock to fakie nosegrab"

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/retardkids4.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on August 01, 2007, 11:31:06 AM
So glad you guys are stoked on this thread, and everyone posting in it.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on August 01, 2007, 11:32:48 AM
The infamous 'acid drop.'
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/3f7ec019-142c-46e5-9ba9-2ca1598e797bl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/27/5e609e84-3bde-4c3a-ac34-50d0ac733003l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/76125bec-fa1a-4b3d-8cb0-5ccbee25bcb7l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/2b78017d-f03a-4ad7-aa4e-70eac6748740l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/e5ea2334-08c5-4391-9a86-562f0de22f2el.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 01, 2007, 11:37:57 AM
5-0
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/29/ff46c57b-9021-412a-9bc3-8fa1b55536e6.jpg)

I'm sure mom would love this
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/c3ded4b7-e6a8-443c-9c47-7a5aae492003.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on August 01, 2007, 11:52:39 AM
Manual time.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/dcc28ade-d897-419d-8505-0ae4298b899dl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/bab9e665-f1c3-4956-b9c5-a51447353500l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/989a1a3f-0cb3-4aba-9d25-306537fc71a1l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/480d5a6b-7ebf-4b7b-b802-ae33ec64510fl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/32/369ec7b5-55b3-4c13-8824-ef6c2dc4fc9fl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/25/aeffb2d0-93a1-4ff0-9bce-7a3ed1b7a296l.jpg)



Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sebastian toombs on August 01, 2007, 12:05:28 PM
ohhh...   im going to piss my pants this is so funny.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Jura on August 01, 2007, 12:07:52 PM
Manual time.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/bab9e665-f1c3-4956-b9c5-a51447353500l.jpg)


Thats a god damned ADULT!

Post that mans info and lets have a field day with this goon.

What "normal" ass grown man would post on that site? Jeez, what is this world coming to?



PS. that trick is so corny.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on August 01, 2007, 12:11:09 PM
Noseslides with the sponsorhouse crew.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/c45e3a91-867e-4c2b-a912-90341fc16a78l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/50556a20-a1fa-4a26-ac7b-92a0d47d44c9l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/cd00f716-dab9-4466-ad6c-69faeaaac684l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/27/17efa0b1-6a0d-4a1b-95bb-a282a5e53643l.jpg)




Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on August 01, 2007, 12:13:24 PM
Manual time.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/bab9e665-f1c3-4956-b9c5-a51447353500l.jpg)

Thats a god damned ADULT!

Post that mans info and lets have a field day with this goon.

What "normal" ass grown man would post on that site? Jeez, what is this world coming to?

PS. that trick is so corny.

The best part is, he 'kickflipped' into it.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx (http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx)
Have fun.

"My name is Brett Moser, I am 25 and I am a professional flatland/freestyle skater. Its my job, its how I pay the bills. I spend the majority of the year traveling with an action sports team called Real Encounter. We travel the country performing for thousands each month even doing up to 12 demos each week. We perform at schools, churches, conventions, parks and even prisons. I have been skating for 6 years and have been pro for 3. I enjoy freestyle because it allows me to skate and perform just about anywhere. No need for ramps just a nice piece of smooth flatground. Sometimes I show up for a demo and they hand me a sheet of plywood and tell to go. I also enjoy it because steet skaters are a dime a dozen. Freestyle is something most people have never seen and it grabs theor attention"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: H8R on August 01, 2007, 12:16:43 PM
Noseslides with the sponsorhouse crew.
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/27/17efa0b1-6a0d-4a1b-95bb-a282a5e53643l.jpg)

worst fake photo ever. 
not only is the kid just standing there but look at the shadow of the guy taking the picture.
yo, i got my front tail to testicles on lock son! 

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Diesel on August 01, 2007, 12:20:03 PM
This shit is soo lame do these kids really think they're good??? and does osiris really send these fuckers shoes?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Jura on August 01, 2007, 12:26:16 PM
Manual time.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/bab9e665-f1c3-4956-b9c5-a51447353500l.jpg)

Thats a god damned ADULT!

Post that mans info and lets have a field day with this goon.

What "normal" ass grown man would post on that site? Jeez, what is this world coming to?

PS. that trick is so corny.

The best part is, he 'kickflipped' into it.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx (http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx)
Have fun.

"My name is Brett Moser, I am 25 and I am a professional flatland/freestyle skater. Its my job, its how I pay the bills. I spend the majority of the year traveling with an action sports team called Real Encounter. We travel the country performing for thousands each month even doing up to 12 demos each week. We perform at schools, churches, conventions, parks and even prisons. I have been skating for 6 years and have been pro for 3. I enjoy freestyle because it allows me to skate and perform just about anywhere. No need for ramps just a nice piece of smooth flatground. Sometimes I show up for a demo and they hand me a sheet of plywood and tell to go. I also enjoy it because steet skaters are a dime a dozen. Freestyle is something most people have never seen and it grabs theor attention"

Ok ok. This is getting good. First things first, the link to the "Real Encounters" that he is sponsored by: http://www.realencounter.org/

Now for his write up on the site:
Brett has been skateboarding for 6 years, 4 of them being freestyle.  Brett grew up in Springfield, Missouri and came into a relationship with Christ at the age of 16.  Later, at the age of 19, while attending Bible College to become a youth minister Brett picked up his first skateboard.  2 years later the Lord led Brett to begin to learn the flatland/freestyle way of skateboarding.  Brett uses his skateboarding as a way to connect and share Christ with skaters of all types and ages.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: KoRnholio8 on August 01, 2007, 12:29:03 PM
I'm sure mom would love this
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/c3ded4b7-e6a8-443c-9c47-7a5aae492003.jpg)

that dog has some mind-controlling abilities!!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: brent on August 01, 2007, 12:30:39 PM
for fuck sakes
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 01, 2007, 12:30:43 PM
God damn this is great.
The jesus skaters are the best.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Rusty Champignon on August 01, 2007, 12:32:28 PM
Manual time.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/bab9e665-f1c3-4956-b9c5-a51447353500l.jpg)

Thats a god damned ADULT!

Post that mans info and lets have a field day with this goon.

What "normal" ass grown man would post on that site? Jeez, what is this world coming to?

PS. that trick is so corny.

The best part is, he 'kickflipped' into it.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx (http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx)
Have fun.

"My name is Brett Moser, I am 25 and I am a professional flatland/freestyle skater. Its my job, its how I pay the bills. I spend the majority of the year traveling with an action sports team called Real Encounter. We travel the country performing for thousands each month even doing up to 12 demos each week. We perform at schools, churches, conventions, parks and even prisons. I have been skating for 6 years and have been pro for 3. I enjoy freestyle because it allows me to skate and perform just about anywhere. No need for ramps just a nice piece of smooth flatground. Sometimes I show up for a demo and they hand me a sheet of plywood and tell to go. I also enjoy it because steet skaters are a dime a dozen. Freestyle is something most people have never seen and it grabs theor attention"

Ok ok. This is getting good. First things first, the link to the "Real Encounters" that he is sponsored by: http://www.realencounter.org/

Now for his write up on the site:
Brett has been skateboarding for 6 years, 4 of them being freestyle.  Brett grew up in Springfield, Missouri and came into a relationship with Christ at the age of 16.  Later, at the age of 19, while attending Bible College to become a youth minister Brett picked up his first skateboard.  2 years later the Lord led Brett to begin to learn the flatland/freestyle way of skateboarding.  Brett uses his skateboarding as a way to connect and share Christ with skaters of all types and ages.

what a waste of life
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: KoRnholio8 on August 01, 2007, 12:33:09 PM
real encounter is very topic-worthy
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on August 01, 2007, 12:34:48 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/32/c6c37daf-2076-495a-aa25-4f8d135803efl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/f4f0e7a8-b7f8-4e74-96c9-136b7456a660l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: SFblah on August 01, 2007, 12:35:01 PM
It's really hard to look at this thread at work.  People hear me let out a little laugh and then can see I'm visibly holding back laughing my ass off.  

I wanted to quote some of the photos but Jesus where do you start?!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: jrock on August 01, 2007, 12:44:42 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/32/c6c37daf-2076-495a-aa25-4f8d135803efl.jpg)



"grind the pigs"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 01, 2007, 12:46:53 PM
OK THIS IS FUCKED!!!
How the hell do websites collect information?? Can a website collect info based on IP numbers??
What the hell do I say to this? Lemme know if anyone else recieves this shit.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y83/sts_skater18/100_9050.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on August 01, 2007, 12:48:33 PM
Sponsorhouse on creativity.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/f20508c9-a422-4c37-91e4-77018650220bl.jpg)
"This is a wallride ramp I made at my ghetto farm."

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/32/9367f660-17b0-41fa-b80b-89151e139aafl.jpg)
"dirt gap we made fun stuff"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/df3d0efb-2360-46a2-a8e3-9901b7bb1089l.jpg)
"getting creative with a no grab benihana"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/9968485d-cbbe-4230-b61c-16d58343fa73l.jpg)
"one day i was foolin around and i made up this gnarly ass trick i now call tommy the cat"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on August 01, 2007, 12:58:45 PM
That subscription thing is way too weird.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 01, 2007, 01:00:31 PM
That subscription thing is way too weird.

You're telling me.
I've yet to get an issue, so I don't know.
Its just fucking strange.

And for the record, no I do NOT have a sponsorhouse account.
I searched every possible way i've ever signed or spelled my name and got nothing.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: brent on August 01, 2007, 01:01:41 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/9968485d-cbbe-4230-b61c-16d58343fa73l.jpg)
"one day i was foolin around and i made up this gnarly ass trick i now call tommy the cat"
ok this caption cant be real
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Diesel on August 01, 2007, 01:05:21 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/110c8a52-cbc9-4de0-aead-6cf790b6453d.jpg)
"skating some spots"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: H8R on August 01, 2007, 01:05:56 PM
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/1659/rememberrt4.jpg)

the only thing i like about this picture...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: beeda weeda on August 01, 2007, 01:10:27 PM
Manual time.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/bab9e665-f1c3-4956-b9c5-a51447353500l.jpg)

Thats a god damned ADULT!

Post that mans info and lets have a field day with this goon.

What "normal" ass grown man would post on that site? Jeez, what is this world coming to?

PS. that trick is so corny.

The best part is, he 'kickflipped' into it.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx (http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx)
Have fun.

"My name is Brett Moser, I am 25 and I am a professional flatland/freestyle skater. Its my job, its how I pay the bills. I spend the majority of the year traveling with an action sports team called Real Encounter. We travel the country performing for thousands each month even doing up to 12 demos each week. We perform at schools, churches, conventions, parks and even prisons. I have been skating for 6 years and have been pro for 3. I enjoy freestyle because it allows me to skate and perform just about anywhere. No need for ramps just a nice piece of smooth flatground. Sometimes I show up for a demo and they hand me a sheet of plywood and tell to go. I also enjoy it because steet skaters are a dime a dozen. Freestyle is something most people have never seen and it grabs theor attention"

Ok ok. This is getting good. First things first, the link to the "Real Encounters" that he is sponsored by: http://www.realencounter.org/

Now for his write up on the site:
Brett has been skateboarding for 6 years, 4 of them being freestyle.  Brett grew up in Springfield, Missouri and came into a relationship with Christ at the age of 16.  Later, at the age of 19, while attending Bible College to become a youth minister Brett picked up his first skateboard.  2 years later the Lord led Brett to begin to learn the flatland/freestyle way of skateboarding.  Brett uses his skateboarding as a way to connect and share Christ with skaters of all types and ages.

what a waste of life


this guy takes the cake, 25 ridng his trucks tight enough to do a one wheeled manual. claiming pro status, being a freestyler...omg...skateboarded needs to die.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Diesel on August 01, 2007, 01:15:46 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/1258c708-4476-40eb-81f2-991c7fcc1fe8.jpg)
"tail pick"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/f13eb8d0-7085-44c7-801b-1d3b103ea73c.jpg)

"Fakie big spin off a ledge"

why do these kids call a loading dock a ledge? whats the point of jumping off of a loading dock anyway?

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/e247b058-c624-4563-898d-15dd95603350.jpg)

"kick flip"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Sleazy on August 01, 2007, 01:21:41 PM
Manual time.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/bab9e665-f1c3-4956-b9c5-a51447353500l.jpg)

Thats a god damned ADULT!

Post that mans info and lets have a field day with this goon.

What "normal" ass grown man would post on that site? Jeez, what is this world coming to?

PS. that trick is so corny.

The best part is, he 'kickflipped' into it.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx (http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx)
Have fun.

"My name is Brett Moser, I am 25 and I am a professional flatland/freestyle skater. Its my job, its how I pay the bills. I spend the majority of the year traveling with an action sports team called Real Encounter. We travel the country performing for thousands each month even doing up to 12 demos each week. We perform at schools, churches, conventions, parks and even prisons. I have been skating for 6 years and have been pro for 3. I enjoy freestyle because it allows me to skate and perform just about anywhere. No need for ramps just a nice piece of smooth flatground. Sometimes I show up for a demo and they hand me a sheet of plywood and tell to go. I also enjoy it because steet skaters are a dime a dozen. Freestyle is something most people have never seen and it grabs theor attention"

Ok ok. This is getting good. First things first, the link to the "Real Encounters" that he is sponsored by: http://www.realencounter.org/

Now for his write up on the site:
Brett has been skateboarding for 6 years, 4 of them being freestyle.  Brett grew up in Springfield, Missouri and came into a relationship with Christ at the age of 16.  Later, at the age of 19, while attending Bible College to become a youth minister Brett picked up his first skateboard.  2 years later the Lord led Brett to begin to learn the flatland/freestyle way of skateboarding.  Brett uses his skateboarding as a way to connect and share Christ with skaters of all types and ages.

what a waste of life


this guy takes the cake, 25 ridng his trucks tight enough to do a one wheeled manual. claiming pro status, being a freestyler...omg...skateboarded needs to die.

(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6503/godbj3.jpg)

right when I saw his photo, first thing I thought was "skates for god". I always thought that shit was so arrogant. What the fuck would make you think that the being who created the universe cares about your past times...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 01, 2007, 01:23:38 PM
Quote
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6503/godbj3.jpg)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: daboss on August 01, 2007, 01:26:35 PM
OK THIS IS FUCKED!!!
How the hell do websites collect information?? Can a website collect info based on IP numbers??
What the hell do I say to this? Lemme know if anyone else recieves this shit.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y83/sts_skater18/100_9050.jpg)

SponsorHouse probably did some sort of deal with them where they pay for everyones subscriptions in return for their name on that little piece of paper. Websites can collect IP addresses, i have a whole database full of them at Olliemag. Sites usually just keep them around to track what part of the world visitors come from.  And no they can't get personal information from your IP address. Don't worry, it was probably just a business thing.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: brent on August 01, 2007, 01:27:25 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/7b3847f9-de2a-4036-8ede-46636a8a559e.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 01, 2007, 01:31:12 PM
OK THIS IS FUCKED!!!
How the hell do websites collect information?? Can a website collect info based on IP numbers??
What the hell do I say to this? Lemme know if anyone else recieves this shit.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y83/sts_skater18/100_9050.jpg)

SponsorHouse probably did some sort of deal with them where they pay for everyones subscriptions in return for their name on that little piece of paper. Websites can collect IP addresses, i have a whole database full of them at Olliemag. Sites usually just keep them around to track what part of the world visitors come from.  And no they can't get personal information from your IP address. Don't worry, it was probably just a business thing.

That don't change the fact that its wierd as shit.
Someone solicited my personal info without my consent.
Fuckers.
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/7b3847f9-de2a-4036-8ede-46636a8a559e.jpg)


Seen worse. lol
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Bruce Wayne on August 01, 2007, 01:31:58 PM
this thread is more of a reason why skateboarding just needs to hurry up and die again.
Its getting out of hand.


Yah, when I was a kid I was fully aware of how much I sucked, and would never be caught dead pretending to be good, I just skated and got better. Kids have way to much confidence and access to cameras these days.


these both sum it up perfectly.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: jrock on August 01, 2007, 01:36:53 PM
seriously.  I think back in the day, we all had that one kid in the crew that was full of shit...it now seems like every skater is that one kid
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sfa on August 01, 2007, 01:45:34 PM
one of the good things about where i live is we know most of the young skaters and try and set them on the right path.

there's a lot less of the making shit up stuff.

you can also yell at them about what ever it is you want them to stop doing and they most likely will because there going to see you most days they skate.

weve gotten most of the kids to stop skating with headphones on.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 01, 2007, 01:47:39 PM

we've gotten most of the kids to stop skating with headphones on.


That shits lethal.
Not only do you get kids that can't ride a skateboard for shit, they're now distracted by "Walk it out."
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Derka Derk on August 01, 2007, 03:34:45 PM
Manual time.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/bab9e665-f1c3-4956-b9c5-a51447353500l.jpg)

Thats a god damned ADULT!

Post that mans info and lets have a field day with this goon.

What "normal" ass grown man would post on that site? Jeez, what is this world coming to?

PS. that trick is so corny.

The best part is, he 'kickflipped' into it.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx (http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx)
Have fun.

"My name is Brett Moser, I am 25 and I am a professional flatland/freestyle skater. Its my job, its how I pay the bills. I spend the majority of the year traveling with an action sports team called Real Encounter. We travel the country performing for thousands each month even doing up to 12 demos each week. We perform at schools, churches, conventions, parks and even prisons. I have been skating for 6 years and have been pro for 3. I enjoy freestyle because it allows me to skate and perform just about anywhere. No need for ramps just a nice piece of smooth flatground. Sometimes I show up for a demo and they hand me a sheet of plywood and tell to go. I also enjoy it because steet skaters are a dime a dozen. Freestyle is something most people have never seen and it grabs theor attention"

they probably win all of their demo's
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sweatloaf on August 01, 2007, 04:37:20 PM
Manual time.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/bab9e665-f1c3-4956-b9c5-a51447353500l.jpg)

Thats a god damned ADULT!

Post that mans info and lets have a field day with this goon.

What "normal" ass grown man would post on that site? Jeez, what is this world coming to?

PS. that trick is so corny.

The best part is, he 'kickflipped' into it.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx (http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx)
Have fun.

"My name is Brett Moser, I am 25 and I am a professional flatland/freestyle skater. Its my job, its how I pay the bills. I spend the majority of the year traveling with an action sports team called Real Encounter. We travel the country performing for thousands each month even doing up to 12 demos each week. We perform at schools, churches, conventions, parks and even prisons. I have been skating for 6 years and have been pro for 3. I enjoy freestyle because it allows me to skate and perform just about anywhere. No need for ramps just a nice piece of smooth flatground. Sometimes I show up for a demo and they hand me a sheet of plywood and tell to go. I also enjoy it because steet skaters are a dime a dozen. Freestyle is something most people have never seen and it grabs theor attention"

Ok ok. This is getting good. First things first, the link to the "Real Encounters" that he is sponsored by: http://www.realencounter.org/

Now for his write up on the site:
Brett has been skateboarding for 6 years, 4 of them being freestyle.  Brett grew up in Springfield, Missouri and came into a relationship with Christ at the age of 16.  Later, at the age of 19, while attending Bible College to become a youth minister Brett picked up his first skateboard.  2 years later the Lord led Brett to begin to learn the flatland/freestyle way of skateboarding.  Brett uses his skateboarding as a way to connect and share Christ with skaters of all types and ages.

what a waste of life


this guy takes the cake, 25 ridng his trucks tight enough to do a one wheeled manual. claiming pro status, being a freestyler...omg...skateboarded needs to die.

(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6503/godbj3.jpg)

right when I saw his photo, first thing I thought was "skates for god". I always thought that shit was so arrogant. What the fuck would make you think that the being who created the universe cares about your past times...

Well what about all the crappy songs people sing about Jesus? Is Jesus in heaven getting stoked on Christian rock? "Oh, oh, oh, listen you guys....they're singin about me!!"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on August 01, 2007, 04:52:38 PM
Manual time.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/bab9e665-f1c3-4956-b9c5-a51447353500l.jpg)

Thats a god damned ADULT!

Post that mans info and lets have a field day with this goon.

What "normal" ass grown man would post on that site? Jeez, what is this world coming to?

PS. that trick is so corny.

The best part is, he 'kickflipped' into it.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx (http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/BrettMoser/Home.aspx)
Have fun.

"My name is Brett Moser, I am 25 and I am a professional flatland/freestyle skater. Its my job, its how I pay the bills. I spend the majority of the year traveling with an action sports team called Real Encounter. We travel the country performing for thousands each month even doing up to 12 demos each week. We perform at schools, churches, conventions, parks and even prisons. I have been skating for 6 years and have been pro for 3. I enjoy freestyle because it allows me to skate and perform just about anywhere. No need for ramps just a nice piece of smooth flatground. Sometimes I show up for a demo and they hand me a sheet of plywood and tell to go. I also enjoy it because steet skaters are a dime a dozen. Freestyle is something most people have never seen and it grabs theor attention"

Ok ok. This is getting good. First things first, the link to the "Real Encounters" that he is sponsored by: http://www.realencounter.org/


their drama team is sick
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on August 01, 2007, 05:23:58 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/21/cff89ab5-26b7-48b8-99ac-883f52c96b45.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/ca81ba92-7b06-44b7-8f67-66a499c0208e.jpg)
Cody practices rock poses for his inevitable spread in Rolling Stone
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on August 01, 2007, 05:27:38 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/a94320da-3187-485a-bdeb-55fd45720beb.jpg)
applicant for the sponsorhouse hall of boo-boo's section
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: colin on August 01, 2007, 06:30:32 PM
The infamous 'acid drop.'
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/e5ea2334-08c5-4391-9a86-562f0de22f2el.jpg)

This is gnarly
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on August 01, 2007, 06:45:26 PM
The infamous 'acid drop.'
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/e5ea2334-08c5-4391-9a86-562f0de22f2el.jpg)

This is gnarly
yup. This is probably the only kid on that site that has any potential to be good. Maybe he could get on the "Twigs" division of Element.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: imsocool!!! on August 01, 2007, 07:11:56 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/29/1b5611ba-f82b-4a64-bfb3-f0908883e55cl.jpg)
this picture just makes me laugh
sick
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on August 01, 2007, 09:32:50 PM
^^^If you squint your eyes just enough, that guy looks like Rick Howard
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: cold budweisers on August 01, 2007, 09:51:19 PM
skateboarding is so awesome.  it's hilarious that transworld tries to make it look all serious when in reality it is just dorky and awkward and funny.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sweets on August 01, 2007, 09:53:59 PM
Maybe it's the Romanian hooch talking but, I love everyone that's called bulllshit on this sponsorhouse nonsense. *group hug* Insert Jason Jesse quote...now.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on August 01, 2007, 10:06:21 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/32/c55043e5-1790-49d6-baf5-e00cd6e06b0bl.jpg)
"getting ready 2 ollie"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/32/da0e33bf-8959-4f9b-bf82-b1fd3b5f382al.jpg)
"bout 2 do a trick"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/6da150f3-f57c-4918-b6bb-43b8721cd18bl.jpg)
"kickflip 5 set

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/edc47d92-b133-4505-a896-c5f201373539l.jpg)
"Street Plant (you may think I just did a handstand but no i didnt)"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sweets on August 01, 2007, 10:09:05 PM
Ghost riding the whip down 5 is more like it.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on August 01, 2007, 10:16:58 PM
How to not look cool

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/d0cca5f6-4cf4-4f26-bed0-052b62c053b0l.jpg)
"Handstanding Freestyle"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/20/04d2b412-9310-4bd9-986a-f06107d6af7dl.jpg)
"1 hander"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/1774e560-54ac-46b8-a0f4-0b47d90e9df1l.jpg)
"1 Hand Handstand"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/9a6c210a-178a-4a0b-9576-4affdcdfe077l.jpg)
"1 Handed Handstand At School Assembley"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sweets on August 01, 2007, 10:21:41 PM
Peter, you're the man... I seriously can't take the site itself but you must have eyes and heart lined with lead. Props.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 01, 2007, 10:23:56 PM
Peter, i'd be gnaring the fuck out of you right now if i could.

Well... lets get this going tonight.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/dbdb0dcc-4a33-48f0-b89d-a29c824563aa.jpg)

I have a good idea where this went...

"Hardflip"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/e9ff96bd-1416-48f6-9199-7836e8540a28.jpg)

"Tailslide"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/1fdf802d-7082-4302-8e96-6e72b2beb3b7.jpg)

Kid rips!!!

"Salad"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/19a8b9d7-853d-4ba1-897a-d55781919be2.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/8b0124e4-5698-4d10-b3cb-250e64021e7e.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/8bc33f43-6484-47f7-8610-ccec6b20a914.jpg)

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sweets on August 01, 2007, 10:35:04 PM

"Salad"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/19a8b9d7-853d-4ba1-897a-d55781919be2.jpg)


He's never eaten a salad in his life.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on August 01, 2007, 10:38:45 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/326da876-b043-4a10-9c1b-20c7aff804acl.jpg)
"end of a back 360"

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 01, 2007, 10:41:08 PM
5 stair caveman (mom don't know he took his helmet off. shh...)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/48f8d146-cd42-4059-9bf2-5fc71155f21c.jpg)

Kickflip
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/420c52e2-17d2-4014-bae3-41328e368f03.jpg)

Another gnarley kickflip (maybe ABP? its getting hard to remember in this thread)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/874f1a6b-f10f-4149-85e2-0eefd7124605.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sweets on August 01, 2007, 11:00:13 PM
I think we should get an exorcist for this thread . So much ghost riding.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on August 01, 2007, 11:01:01 PM
The backside tailslide.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/5a7e45c4-cb5f-4291-a3c0-f8273deffb69l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/22/070dbc6d-b05e-4058-9cc2-4f9dd9d7c80fl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/32/7b6a1c92-9611-4cde-98d5-65a63c4fb725l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/2198898e-4085-4e76-9eeb-4827648433b0l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/03ebebde-a11e-481a-b646-140f80ec334fl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/a161fdd2-3287-4963-8097-4f565ae9d77fl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/10d09cc7-2216-4cfb-9c93-b519c31cf9e8l.jpg)

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 01, 2007, 11:02:52 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/22/070dbc6d-b05e-4058-9cc2-4f9dd9d7c80fl.jpg)

For the fucking win!!!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: brent on August 02, 2007, 02:35:58 AM
man, skateboarding is fucking shitty.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on August 02, 2007, 02:38:31 AM
those kids need to do a little research and find out what people actually look like while they do these tricks
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Alexactly on August 02, 2007, 03:42:08 AM
This is the most illuminating thread in the history of slap, by far. Jesus dudes, we get all heated and deep about our skate opinions and perceptions, but this is what skating really is to the vast majority of kids who do it.

The joke is on us.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on August 02, 2007, 07:19:28 AM
The infamous 'acid drop.'
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/e5ea2334-08c5-4391-9a86-562f0de22f2el.jpg)

This is gnarly
Anyione notice the dood on the deck has NO arms?!!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: beeda weeda on August 02, 2007, 07:54:43 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/32/c55043e5-1790-49d6-baf5-e00cd6e06b0bl.jpg)
"getting ready 2 ollie"

I don't know if anybody else noticed the nail polish....I love board touch ollies
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: daboss on August 02, 2007, 08:21:03 AM
This is the most illuminating thread in the history of slap, by far. Jesus dudes, we get all heated and deep about our skate opinions and perceptions, but this is what skating really is to the vast majority of kids who do it.

The joke is on us.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: lurkstatus on August 02, 2007, 08:51:36 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/ff66710d-45e9-4ad3-ad53-d2d9123ac40f.jpg)
"Fuzion rider Alisha gettin' some air!"

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/16/9b3078cf-3823-47d8-83a6-3f88a2fc2ecd.jpg)
"Backside Kickout"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on August 02, 2007, 08:59:00 AM
I'm not trying to take away from the beauty of this thread but have you looked at some of the houses and cars in these pics? Is this what it's like to grow up in the range of mid to upper middle class in the 00's? Clueless and daft beyond belief?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sweatloaf on August 02, 2007, 09:10:22 AM
This is the most illuminating thread in the history of slap, by far. Jesus dudes, we get all heated and deep about our skate opinions and perceptions, but this is what skating really is to the vast majority of kids who do it.

The joke is on us.

They still need to be mocked for thinking skating is about "getting sponsored."
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: lurkstatus on August 02, 2007, 09:39:13 AM
Is this what it's like to grow up in the range of mid to upper middle class in the 00's?

yes
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Mooley on August 02, 2007, 10:07:14 AM
I'm pretty curious as to what the 'sponsors' on the site do. I hope these kids aren't being genuinely rewarded for their photo posing skills.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 02, 2007, 10:43:39 AM
This is the most illuminating thread in the history of slap, by far. Jesus dudes, we get all heated and deep about our skate opinions and perceptions, but this is what skating really is to the vast majority of kids who do it.

The joke is on us.

Indeed.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: zoob on August 02, 2007, 10:58:52 AM
This thread makes me happy    ;D
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 02, 2007, 06:28:30 PM
The infamous 'acid drop.'
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/e5ea2334-08c5-4391-9a86-562f0de22f2el.jpg)

This is gnarly
Anyione notice the dood on the deck has NO arms?!!

WHOA Shit!
I failed to see that.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: bentmode on August 02, 2007, 07:29:26 PM
(http://www.enjoico.com/cache/news-images/542/t.jpg)

somebodies lurking.....
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Hypnotoad on August 02, 2007, 08:37:00 PM
(http://www.enjoico.com/cache/news-images/542/t.jpg)

somebodies lurking.....

Fucking awesome
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on August 02, 2007, 08:55:57 PM
(http://www.enjoico.com/cache/news-images/542/t.jpg)

somebodies lurking.....

Fucking awesome

Enjoi is always one step ahead
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Alexactly on August 03, 2007, 12:55:57 AM
How is this thread about to leave the first page?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: KoRnholio8 on August 03, 2007, 01:48:23 AM
(http://www.enjoico.com/cache/news-images/542/t.jpg)

somebodies lurking.....

Fucking awesome

Enjoi is always one step ahead

that's ad material right there!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Hypnotoad on August 03, 2007, 03:12:50 PM
How is this thread about to leave the first page?

*bump*  Keep 'em comin boys, i'm too lazy to do it on my own
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: jrock on August 03, 2007, 03:24:38 PM
(http://www.enjoico.com/cache/news-images/542/t.jpg)

somebodies lurking.....

Fucking awesome

Enjoi is always one step ahead

that's ad material right there!

thats funny...tony baloney actually backtailed that ledge for an Indy ad
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Sony MDR V2 headphones on August 03, 2007, 06:16:48 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/326da876-b043-4a10-9c1b-20c7aff804acl.jpg)
"end of a back 360"



I came.




What makes this even worse is that Nate Sherwood is backing the whole thing.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: daboss on August 03, 2007, 08:40:12 PM
bumpity bump
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: gub on August 03, 2007, 08:40:56 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/52f86027-52b0-44fa-baf8-58dcb4170cacl.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on August 03, 2007, 09:12:17 PM
(http://www.enjoico.com/cache/news-images/542/t.jpg)

somebodies lurking.....

Fucking awesome

Enjoi is always one step ahead

that's ad material right there!

thats funny...tony baloney actually backtailed that ledge for an Indy ad

thats my friend's house.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sebastian toombs on August 03, 2007, 09:30:41 PM
hes going to be pissed when he sees that guy scraping up his driveway...   really pissed
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 05, 2007, 12:04:19 AM
So many fucking X Games threads jacking the Slap boards.

This is a thread worth posting in

Airwalk
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/b58ed2f3-b977-496d-932b-620de1e0a45e.jpg)

-50-
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/8e309697-37c4-45a8-9d01-e390a6eb5ded.jpg)

Varial Kickflip
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/5db9a2e6-f20c-48e0-ae77-c45cab727d06.jpg)

(My favorite yet)

Disaster
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/c9e90cdf-9ed1-4ef4-b096-4b6ca6068e01.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Alexactly on August 05, 2007, 03:31:35 AM
^^^ Absolutely the most accurate caption yet.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Comparison Ford on August 05, 2007, 10:37:26 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/edc47d92-b133-4505-a896-c5f201373539l.jpg)
"Street Plant (you may think I just did a handstand but no i didnt)"

by far the best one. his legs look like a crime scene outline.

he mustve got whipped into the wall from his gnarly 'street plant'
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sleestak on August 06, 2007, 03:14:00 PM
These kids are all on the team now, except that shitbag with the exxxtreme scooter at newburg.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: gub on August 06, 2007, 03:55:59 PM
where do kids get the idea to do handstands in 2007? it's not like doods are tossing off ho-hos in the new baker vid or whatever
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Guile on August 06, 2007, 04:10:03 PM
where do kids get the idea to do handstands in 2007? it's not like doods are tossing off ho-hos in the new baker vid or whatever
video games.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: damian on August 06, 2007, 04:45:57 PM
this makes me wish i could transform into a concrete sidewalk so i could get off by giving all those fools swellbows. except the girl, i'd break her elbow and break her kingpin. not supposed to skateboard, she should know better.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: hamhead on August 06, 2007, 04:59:49 PM

nolli kicklflip
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/23/20cab8d0-8961-452a-b866-2333293929d2l.jpg)


"dakslide"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/27/0a2a910c-7b00-4d3c-bc20-79a0788e80a4l.jpg)


ollie up 2 set
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/29/41272bec-91cd-4523-8f18-fdabda3a63b8l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: kevbo999 on August 06, 2007, 06:59:55 PM
It just keeps getting better. This should've been put in Classic Slap 13 pages ago.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 06, 2007, 07:15:32 PM
It just keeps getting better. This should've been put in Classic Slap 13 pages ago.

Agreed to the fullest extent.
Its not often we get this kind of great thread.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sebastian toombs on August 06, 2007, 07:47:05 PM
It just keeps getting better. This should've been put in Classic Slap 13 pages ago.

Agreed to the fullest extent.
Its not often we get this kind of great thread.

lobby twitch on the matter...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sweatloaf on August 06, 2007, 08:03:35 PM

ollie up 2 set
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/29/41272bec-91cd-4523-8f18-fdabda3a63b8l.jpg)

He should have called it a half cab down 2 set and it would be almost believeable.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: eight oh eight on August 06, 2007, 08:05:18 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/9a6c210a-178a-4a0b-9576-4affdcdfe077l.jpg)
"1 Handed Handstand At School Assembley"

christ, high school is pretty much over for him.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: hamhead on August 06, 2007, 08:38:55 PM
ahahahahahahaah
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Meth and Hookers on August 06, 2007, 09:54:49 PM
hopefully sponsorhouse is some sort of conspiracy by real skate heads to see who to never sponsor ever, so we can avoid future shecklers and whatnot.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Meth and Hookers on August 06, 2007, 09:56:41 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/edc47d92-b133-4505-a896-c5f201373539l.jpg)
"Street Plant (you may think I just did a handstand but no i didnt)"

by far the best one. his legs look like a crime scene outline.

he mustve got whipped into the wall from his gnarly 'street plant'

can you imagine driving by and seeing this shit go down? rooooofl
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Edward Penishands on August 06, 2007, 09:59:10 PM
oh...........my...........god................ :o
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: somekid on August 06, 2007, 10:42:07 PM
nominated for classic slap.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: blank. on August 06, 2007, 11:28:48 PM
peters posts are still the best
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 07, 2007, 09:11:21 AM
And... now its a classic thread!

 ;D
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tonycoxhox on August 07, 2007, 09:21:07 AM
Disaster
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/c9e90cdf-9ed1-4ef4-b096-4b6ca6068e01.jpg)

hahahahahaha what a fucking disaster
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: hamhead on August 07, 2007, 12:12:36 PM
This is my favorite SLAP topic ever.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: hamhead on August 07, 2007, 01:23:09 PM
another boardslide
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/d8953c10-eb57-4605-aba1-a781382d3a31l.jpg)


"boardslide"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/2c2fb685-1d04-44ad-9fae-628dfa099281l.jpg)


5-0
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/eaae8035-d09e-4a00-b75a-f7c0fc90cdf0l.jpg)


acid drop
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/16/42440788-2d95-4a35-bdf0-a33e23882db5l.jpg)


pressure flip                         (the fucking highest one ever)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/3fb9fb14-1354-493e-a681-a72ad6716d10l.jpg)


krooked grind                       (check that ramp held up with bricks)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/21/b8ea1840-25a9-4395-91b3-ff4ca804a527l.jpg)


360 flip
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/21/d8d21b68-8c16-48a8-a1e9-acedcb6ec34cl.jpg)


9 stair                                   (ollie south?)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/29/4b39201c-fe19-4617-a53c-21efd2dc5d0cl.jpg)


smith grind                            ABP?
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/995fdf12-fc48-4559-b404-2a4f2843df06l.jpg)


ollie airwalk
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/dc8385a2-0c6e-4236-a083-68003276dafal.jpg)


tre down 9
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/eeb10e44-3cdc-46d4-9124-35969bb6f62fl.jpg)


inward heel
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/32/6c2307eb-556f-4b48-8b2c-ebc2fdb97dd2l.jpg)


kickflip
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/29/50aad3f5-c442-4998-8673-7a5c9d4ea8b2l.jpg)


ollie again.
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/20/50f414b8-5fc0-431f-a224-198b8a6f7cadl.jpg)


This is made note!!!
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/20/0a29bcba-548a-4de4-bf13-37502fba9ae3l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 07, 2007, 02:22:59 PM
Alot of the ones you just threw up have already been posted.

But then again, we are running out of sponsorhouse material.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: hamhead on August 07, 2007, 03:16:00 PM
Alot of the ones you just threw up have already been posted.

But then again, we are running out of sponsorhouse material.

I didn't read the middle 10 pages...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 07, 2007, 05:31:29 PM
Alot of the ones you just threw up have already been posted.

But then again, we are running out of sponsorhouse material.

I didn't read the middle 10 pages...

You have to, some of the best shit is there.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: plastic bench nerd on August 07, 2007, 11:28:17 PM
damn! how did i miss this thread?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Bill on August 08, 2007, 02:46:44 AM
damn! how did i miss this thread?

You're slacking Jayme.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Bipsmound on August 08, 2007, 09:13:00 AM
ollie again.
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/20/50f414b8-5fc0-431f-a224-198b8a6f7cadl.jpg)

I totally thought this was a photoshopped bs 180 off the wheelchair ramp.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: somekid on August 08, 2007, 09:36:22 PM
damn! how did i miss this thread?

You're slacking Jayme.
yeah, probably spending too much time skating, and not enough time on the internet.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: abcdefg on August 09, 2007, 06:41:22 AM
fuk u guys mi pixks rnt f8k and i got sponsored by osiris so obivously i kan rly sk8. i bet im better then halve of u posers so hhah keep tlakign shit idc play me in skate u fuking faggtos
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: spungo on August 09, 2007, 11:46:06 AM
fuk u guys mi pixks rnt f8k and i got sponsored by osiris so obivously i kan rly sk8. i bet im better then halve of u posers so hhah keep tlakign shit idc play me in skate u fuking faggtos


^^^I hope this is real... is it really?  I met a kook who said he was sponsored by osiris.  He was like 22 but he had and army of 12 year olds who followed him around everywhere. He was black with bleached blond hair (ala Demolition man)  and he tried doing pressure flips to fakie on banks.  The funniest part was where he came up to Gershon Mosely talking shit saying how he was better than everyone there cause he rode for Osiris.  After watching Gershon skate he was still telling all his followers that he was better than Gershon.  Finally I got sick of him and called him a goonface.  He wanted to fight but didnt.  End of story.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: daboss on August 09, 2007, 01:58:37 PM
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/members/treflipallday/Apps/Videos.aspx?resourceId=f03252c0-a0c1-497f-926f-16758d95f5bf

That needed to be posted.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Meth and Hookers on August 09, 2007, 02:40:17 PM
haha in one of the comments it says "Tight Spot!!!"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: daboss on August 09, 2007, 02:44:07 PM
Don't forget...
"dang man when the vid started i was thinking that it was going to be sketchy but damn man you got some really good tricks man!!!!!"

in his comments hahahaha!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: oyolar on August 09, 2007, 03:42:13 PM
notice the stare down after he landed the tre flip. damn he's some hot shit! element better jump on that shit quick!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: heckler on August 09, 2007, 05:04:59 PM
WHY DID I NOT CLICK THIS THREAD EARLIER????
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: daboss on August 09, 2007, 06:49:21 PM
Headshot...
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/fc9c2cea-9107-4bfe-9fca-8d8a64f0a325.jpg)

Skate shot...
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/461f4756-1c30-4329-b544-5c5123bfe82c.jpg)

He's totally sponsored now.



==========================

Titled "hardflip - didn't land"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/d8c9b006-1cb0-4534-b965-56e2f4eb5fe3.jpg)



==========================

Titled "kickflip to fakie"
My only question is  what the fuck is he fakie-ing? There's no ramp, he's doing it on flat.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/9cfcd1cd-7430-4669-abc2-c66ff1597e6b.jpg)

==========================

This one is titled "kickflip 2" I'm sure it was a land

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/fe8378fb-cc5a-4f70-bd28-444c0276d5dd.jpg)

===========================

and last, but certainly not least some kid grabbed a shot of andrew reynolds doing a huge frontside flip at the xgames and labled it "SWITCH 5-0", i shit you not.

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/8225ea9f-b8ce-496e-9876-a771f31d9d57.jpg)







PS...

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/5e8035ff-97b0-4b5b-a3d6-9a20dc9142b4.jpg)

PPS....

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/b41d7a1e-5895-4c0a-b244-32106c64a90d.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: somekid on August 09, 2007, 07:46:47 PM
fuk u guys mi pixks rnt f8k and i got sponsored by osiris so obivously i kan rly sk8. i bet im better then halve of u posers so hhah keep tlakign shit idc play me in skate u fuking faggtos
post the link to your profile and show us all how much you rip, then.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: brent on August 09, 2007, 08:24:01 PM
what's worse the fake pictures or the jackass suckered into taking the fake pictures?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: leon on August 10, 2007, 11:11:44 AM
fuk u guys mi pixks rnt f8k and i got sponsored by osiris so obivously i kan rly sk8. i bet im better then halve of u posers so hhah keep tlakign shit idc play me in skate u fuking faggtos
post the link to your profile and show us all how much you rip, then.

do it i want to make fun of someone
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: abcdefg on August 10, 2007, 11:38:32 AM
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/members/treflipallday/Apps/Videos.aspx?resourceId=f03252c0-a0c1-497f-926f-16758d95f5bf


ya wut now i bet u posers cant even kikflip ahaahn my mom sed shed drive me 2 ne1 of ur house ill beat u up.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: spungo on August 10, 2007, 11:48:52 AM
^^^ Excellent work.  You're message board gold little suburban kid.  Sit back and enjoy the satisfaction of knowing you're PROBABLY the best skater on this message board. 
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: oyolar on August 10, 2007, 11:59:21 AM
^^^ Excellent work.  You're message board gold little suburban kid.  Sit back and enjoy the satisfaction of knowing you're PROBABLY the best skater on this message board. 

fuck, we all know he's way better than jayme fortune!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: YuNg MaNo on August 10, 2007, 12:42:09 PM
There is no way that is really the fag on the scooter with his dog ::) lmao
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Derka Derk on August 10, 2007, 01:46:58 PM
only real pro's can say that their favorite trick is a Switch Pressure Hospital Flip!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Noboru on August 10, 2007, 03:46:36 PM
i think jerry hsu's photo closed this thread
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: I SUCK! on August 10, 2007, 04:19:10 PM
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/members/treflipallday/Apps/Videos.aspx?resourceId=f03252c0-a0c1-497f-926f-16758d95f5bf

That needed to be posted.

That video is absolutely amazing!
Seriously, that dude doesn't have any concrete, so he's mastered obscure flatground on his porch.
I'm a fan.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: I SUCK! on August 10, 2007, 04:24:59 PM
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/members/treflipallday/Apps/Videos.aspx?resourceId=f03252c0-a0c1-497f-926f-16758d95f5bf


ya wut now i bet u posers cant even kikflip ahaahn my mom sed shed drive me 2 ne1 of ur house ill beat u up.

Dang, I have a new favorite.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on August 10, 2007, 05:45:32 PM
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/members/treflipallday/Apps/Videos.aspx?resourceId=f03252c0-a0c1-497f-926f-16758d95f5bf


ya wut now i bet u posers cant even kikflip ahaahn my mom sed shed drive me 2 ne1 of ur house ill beat u up.

Dude Jamie wants to sponsor you
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: somekid on August 10, 2007, 05:58:49 PM
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/members/treflipallday/Apps/Videos.aspx?resourceId=f03252c0-a0c1-497f-926f-16758d95f5bf


ya wut now i bet u posers cant even kikflip ahaahn my mom sed shed drive me 2 ne1 of ur house ill beat u up.
see? now you went too far.
don't feel bad, though-its a mistake a lot of fake accounts make.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: DIGDUG!!!! on August 10, 2007, 06:45:04 PM
[(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/ee55163e-22b2-46de-930b-cc4f5a0ba79cl.jpg)
OMG!!!!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Hot Rod on August 10, 2007, 08:02:13 PM
holy fuck

thank you all
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: I.love.skateboarding on August 10, 2007, 08:12:44 PM
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/members/treflipallday/Apps/Videos.aspx?resourceId=f03252c0-a0c1-497f-926f-16758d95f5bf

That needed to be posted.

Fuck that little fucker hes featured on the websites home.

That website is a joke
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joshewuhh on August 10, 2007, 10:34:04 PM
Heres a fun batch of bs.

Nollie 180 grab off a kicker.
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/3b8ec88b-e4f8-48d6-8d03-67a3e0d7f4c0.jpg)

Boardslide
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/68f83fa4-350c-4e83-b6cf-13e414647630.jpg)

50-50 (because we all know how great wood grinds)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/d1b6cda2-c768-4ad0-9fcd-497b5dc1f78b.jpg)

Big Spin
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/f83f9dd7-1c07-4a41-b37a-2fcea629e88c.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: jrock on August 10, 2007, 10:57:18 PM
50-50 (because we all know how great wood grinds)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/33/d1b6cda2-c768-4ad0-9fcd-497b5dc1f78b.jpg)

i learned backside nosegrinds on a piece of wood just like that
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: I SUCK! on August 10, 2007, 11:04:01 PM
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/members/treflipallday/Apps/Videos.aspx?resourceId=f03252c0-a0c1-497f-926f-16758d95f5bf


ya wut now i bet u posers cant even kikflip ahaahn my mom sed shed drive me 2 ne1 of ur house ill beat u up.

Dude Jamie wants to sponsor you

why's your sig photo so jacked?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on August 12, 2007, 01:00:10 PM
nose slide flip out
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/2b29ec20-92ab-4a1d-9215-5d415a161275l.jpg)
50 grind
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/f7aa25ac-4b8a-4b46-8bcf-08187b5db3c9l.jpg)

(proof)
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/members/Alejandrodas/Apps/Photos.aspx?resourceId=2b29ec20-92ab-4a1d-9215-5d415a161275
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on August 12, 2007, 01:30:14 PM
Varial Heelflip
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/1cb68093-80b9-4d38-90b5-f668a20c1f7fl.jpg)
(how exactly?...... umm, wtf?)
me and corey with rob dyrdeks dad at skate plaza
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/3ea11bb4-b79c-4467-9629-dbbe44c39087l.jpg)
(lifestyle hammer)
Frontside Nosegrind
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/604a48c5-29a8-4335-87b6-3c45dd01cfeel.jpg)
Okay, I'm B.Sing about that one.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on August 12, 2007, 01:32:46 PM
Caveman Big Gap
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/20f27678-586c-480c-94cd-6416a8ba122bl.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: plateforknifespoon on August 12, 2007, 02:44:30 PM
Caveman Big Gap
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/20f27678-586c-480c-94cd-6416a8ba122bl.jpg)
the moon physics cheat doesnt work in reality
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: hamhead on August 12, 2007, 04:43:11 PM

me and corey with rob dyrdeks dad at skate plaza
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/3ea11bb4-b79c-4467-9629-dbbe44c39087l.jpg)
(lifestyle hammer)


That one is fucking great.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: mick swagger on August 13, 2007, 09:44:37 AM
sometimes reading what these little dickbags write to the companies that are "hookin dudes up" is almost as good as the photos....


JonnMohler Says: hey my name is jonathan mohler im 15 years old and ever since i was a little kid i have known all i wanted to do was skateboard. i fist ever got on a board when i was about 5 years old up until i was in 7th grade all i did was ride around. right when i started trying tricks is when it got fun and became a hobby for me since its been the best two years of my life i cant think of anything i would rather do then skate for a living what can i say i love it. i compete in compitions i can skate pretty much anything any spot i go to i pull at least one good trick on it weather it be a frontside heelflip over a three block, or a backside nose slid on a 6 stair hand rail, or even like a frontside 180 of a 1 story parking garage. all im saying is im on here looking for a good sponsor ship and if u sponsor me i promise i wont let you down
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: SFblah on August 13, 2007, 10:46:10 AM
...or even like a frontside 180 of a 1 story parking garage.

Um, yeah. 

His grammar and use of "of" makes me wonder.  Did he mean "off" or did he mean he really can 180 over a 1 story parking garage?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: gibson on August 13, 2007, 12:32:53 PM
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/members/treflipallday/Apps/Videos.aspx?resourceId=f03252c0-a0c1-497f-926f-16758d95f5bf

That needed to be posted.

That video is absolutely amazing!
Seriously, that dude doesn't have any concrete, so he's mastered obscure flatground on his porch.
I'm a fan.
well, as you can see, on his page there's a picture of him riding some weird scooter with a dog on the street.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on August 19, 2007, 09:53:48 PM
5-0
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/6cce99b5-2455-44d3-8d35-b97dc1db835cl.jpg)
ohh shit! This one's fucking gnarly
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/5f003a18-7348-4f3b-9272-bee50ab700c9l.jpg)
This kid deserves props
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/latinpower87/Apps/Photos.aspx?resourceId=5f003a18-7348-4f3b-9272-bee50ab700c9)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on August 19, 2007, 09:59:28 PM
This one just made me laugh
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/e94fe00a-74c5-454a-8964-b59db8ddb29bl.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: plateforknifespoon on August 19, 2007, 10:18:22 PM
ohh shit! This one's gnarly as fuck!
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/5f003a18-7348-4f3b-9272-bee50ab700c9l.jpg)
boy deserves props
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/latinpower87/Apps/Photos.aspx?resourceId=5f003a18-7348-4f3b-9272-bee50ab700c9)

the fuck kinda backwoods redneck bullshit is that?  fucking cinder blocks for chirsts sake.  jesus, bail footy or even a test of the waters would result in getting straight stonewalled, motherfuckers mom probably gave him concrete blocks to play with instead of legos when he was a child.  hippy ass tom saywer shit.

or should the hate be directed towards him because he pulled a steve berra and built his own spot?  harsh!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: plateforknifespoon on August 19, 2007, 10:27:56 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/b5e4bf85-bc4f-4eca-b1e7-bf9cb7548450l.jpg)
followed by
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/72c2ce0c-1cc6-4a97-a738-9caceddb13bdl.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: plateforknifespoon on August 19, 2007, 10:30:33 PM
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Assets/Flash/flvplayer.swf
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: jrock on August 20, 2007, 07:51:02 PM
This one just made me laugh
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/e94fe00a-74c5-454a-8964-b59db8ddb29bl.jpg)

i think this is how the general public views all of us
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Meth and Hookers on August 20, 2007, 08:36:24 PM
ohh shit! This one's gnarly as fuck!
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/5f003a18-7348-4f3b-9272-bee50ab700c9l.jpg)
boy deserves props
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/latinpower87/Apps/Photos.aspx?resourceId=5f003a18-7348-4f3b-9272-bee50ab700c9)

the fuck kinda backwoods redneck bullshit is that?  fucking cinder blocks for chirsts sake.  jesus, bail footy or even a test of the waters would result in getting straight stonewalled, motherfuckers mom probably gave him concrete blocks to play with instead of legos when he was a child.  hippy ass tom saywer shit.

or should the hate be directed towards him because he pulled a steve berra and built his own spot?  harsh!

hahahah i lolled so hoard
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Asylum on August 22, 2007, 10:47:09 AM
This one just made me laugh
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/37/e94fe00a-74c5-454a-8964-b59db8ddb29bl.jpg)

i think this is how the general public views all of us

HAHAHA! That's awesome. I know a guy that does tricks like that and it's kind of scary to watch him because he's always serious about it too, like everyone is watching him. He keeps his head down, goes 1000 miles per hour and does rocket airs and early grab christ airs.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: swissenheights on August 22, 2007, 08:32:29 PM
rocket air...wtfff
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on August 26, 2007, 01:24:45 PM
Airwalk!!
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/38/940e49a5-6380-4137-acc9-1e494b7e708cl.jpg)
Hiiiieyah!!!!!!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on August 26, 2007, 01:32:13 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/38/702fb289-8257-43ea-80ef-f734bb1ea3c2l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/38/70ef07b4-7035-4450-a787-615aace0eb07l.jpg)
Where did he come from? how did he get speed? ??? isn't that just grass and bushes behind him?
That kid is magic
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on August 26, 2007, 01:39:53 PM
John Rattray
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/38/25408dcd-afc8-4b99-96ae-92cc69c6b0f9l.jpg)
Jayme Fortune
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/38/2f50cce1-e9a7-44b7-bb5d-2996fbbac4bbl.jpg)
EDIT: ;) ;D
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on August 26, 2007, 01:57:25 PM
This kid ollies 14 stairs but he fails at impressing the cool kids. Kid's are dicks.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/members/treflipmax/Apps/Videos.aspx?resourceId=8a6ad0c1-8b96-45b0-a953-d2f1d4f2bcfd
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on August 26, 2007, 02:38:59 PM
Switch Crooks!
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/olaswitchKgrind-1.jpg?t=1188164300)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: john on August 26, 2007, 02:56:08 PM
there are so many things wrong with that picture
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: heckler on August 27, 2007, 05:48:27 PM
I think able1039 might be able to pick up where Joshewuh and Peter left off.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: heckler on August 27, 2007, 06:25:15 PM
I'm sure mom would love this
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/26/c3ded4b7-e6a8-443c-9c47-7a5aae492003.jpg)
Can't hate on him, he's wearing cords!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Peter on August 27, 2007, 09:06:25 PM
Man, I seriously tried to stop milking this thread, but I just couldn't pass this one up.

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/9b025df7-29e4-4cbd-be3f-5f7a93251be0l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Asylum on August 28, 2007, 12:16:50 PM
Man, I seriously tried to stop milking this thread, but I just couldn't pass this one up.

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/9b025df7-29e4-4cbd-be3f-5f7a93251be0l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Bill on August 28, 2007, 09:20:02 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1211/966886057_111b525faa.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: lophatrophazoa on August 28, 2007, 09:23:51 PM
WHATT, thats mills, thats my homeland. i so wish i would have got bgp's in that one
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Hot Rod on August 28, 2007, 09:26:04 PM
that park looks so shitty
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: iwshilvdnfinland on August 29, 2007, 06:50:53 PM
that park looks so shitty
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: kevbo999 on August 29, 2007, 08:26:29 PM
Hahahahaha, nice hubba.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: daboss on August 29, 2007, 10:01:26 PM
BEST ONE EVER!

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/363450d9-bbff-43cf-92ab-e76530dc1343.jpg)

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/08d8c948-1382-4325-9bdd-6380ca88601f.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: somekid on August 29, 2007, 10:48:08 PM
wow.
this is crazy.
just the other day, i was wondering what would happen if carrot top fucked a stripper, got her pregnant, and she decided to keep the baby, and then the kid grow up to be molested by his elementary school janitor, then picked up skateboarding as a way to try to forget the dirty things the janitor made him do, but still acted out in a sexually inappropriate manner.

now i know.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: jrock on August 29, 2007, 11:04:31 PM
BEST ONE EVER!

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/363450d9-bbff-43cf-92ab-e76530dc1343.jpg)

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/08d8c948-1382-4325-9bdd-6380ca88601f.jpg)

is this a girl?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tonycoxhox on August 29, 2007, 11:51:24 PM
no, so you better stuff the sperm back into your dick.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: stagefright on August 30, 2007, 03:02:59 AM
haha isnt that biggums mcgee
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: loophole on August 30, 2007, 08:22:23 AM
my condolences to aaron suski's family
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: colin on August 30, 2007, 10:13:04 AM
no, so you better stuff the sperm back into your dick.

Haha, nice!!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Asylum on August 30, 2007, 04:41:46 PM
BEST ONE EVER!

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/363450d9-bbff-43cf-92ab-e76530dc1343.jpg)

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/08d8c948-1382-4325-9bdd-6380ca88601f.jpg)

SCARIEST KID EVER. I wonder if this kid is from the slap boards and is just trying to make us talk about him? Anyway, that kid is a weirdo! It also looks like SponsorHouse has a new website called http://www.loopd.com which is probably their way of masking who they really are by making a "community" for all sports.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Meth and Hookers on September 03, 2007, 03:10:02 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1211/966886057_111b525faa.jpg)

wow that park looks FUCKED up
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Asylum on September 07, 2007, 10:41:42 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1211/966886057_111b525faa.jpg)

wow that park looks FUCKED up

It looks like a city counsel man built it.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: PAWL on September 12, 2007, 09:21:14 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1211/966886057_111b525faa.jpg)

wow that park looks FUCKED up

It looks like a city counsel man built it.


"and this section right here will be for the quadruple kinked handrails which will head straight into the 30 ft oververt"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tag_king on September 13, 2007, 07:21:29 AM
shit parks like that are pretty fun to skate, they aren't as obvious but like say that ledge, a little polejam esque ride up would be so fun/sick to do.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: lophatrophazoa on September 13, 2007, 09:28:48 AM
keolos hit it
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on September 13, 2007, 04:10:52 PM
BEST ONE EVER!

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/363450d9-bbff-43cf-92ab-e76530dc1343.jpg)

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/08d8c948-1382-4325-9bdd-6380ca88601f.jpg)

STUART'S BACK!!! pysched! DME BITCHES!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Knockout Ned on September 13, 2007, 05:24:02 PM
why isnt that thing wearing pant?????
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: donnie_murdo on September 14, 2007, 07:17:21 AM
why isnt that thing wearing pant?????

You obviously don't know what's sexy and what isn't !
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: ahlee on September 14, 2007, 07:25:50 AM
ew, dude, ugh.. wtf man.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: KeepOnPushing on September 14, 2007, 12:30:02 PM
hahaha fuck what i said before, this one takes the cake as my new favorite..

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/bc6f1b21-f7f1-4ed1-84c7-29d7aec70592l.jpg)
"grind"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/44a46013-52e5-4349-a10a-a3a94faa2e9dl.jpg)
"boneless"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/5d0bece3-f70c-4b54-8ffa-77c5dcbb0f26l.jpg)
"casper to pogo"
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/a2866671-cce0-4c27-8a69-424de82313e1l.jpg)
"kickflip"

oh dear god


this is the first thread over like 5 pages that i ever looked at evry page..and i am so happy i did
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Bipsmound on September 15, 2007, 12:04:16 AM
(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/363450d9-bbff-43cf-92ab-e76530dc1343.jpg)

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/08d8c948-1382-4325-9bdd-6380ca88601f.jpg)
It's funny, I did the exact same thing as this kid the first time I smoked weed.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Penis_Monster on September 18, 2007, 11:44:07 PM
shit parks like that are pretty fun to skate, they aren't as obvious but like say that ledge, a little polejam esque ride up would be so fun/sick to do.

yeah.

i have a park like that near my house, and its actually pretty fun once you get over the fact that it's a piece of shit.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: somekid on September 21, 2007, 02:19:40 PM
http://www.skateboarderpro.com/
it just got worse.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: 89-90pistons on September 21, 2007, 08:30:44 PM
http://www.skateboarderpro.com/
it just got worse.
"Use your skate skills to get a big money scholarship to go to college!

Tips on manipulating "Style" & "Image", 2 key things sponsors look for.

Want free skate gear?

Want to travel the world and skate in exotic locales?

Want to hang with today's hottest pros?

Want some serious paychecks?

If you've got the skills...

YOU CAN DO IT!"





That site is the best.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: poocrusher on September 22, 2007, 11:02:22 AM
Quote
kickflip 5  set
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/874f1a6b-f10f-4149-85e2-0eefd7124605l.jpg)

Oooooh, it's soap shoes... now i get it.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: poocrusher on September 22, 2007, 11:09:18 AM
Switch Crooks!
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/olaswitchKgrind-1.jpg?t=1188164300)


Over the rail to recycling bin. sick.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: daboss on September 23, 2007, 06:40:01 PM
Sponsorhouse has changed its business plan to include a network of sports related portals at http://www.loopd.com . They are basically trying to cover up the fact that the company is run by a bunch of motocross and triathlete guys by branching the sports out into a larger network of sites. I have a friend that told me that about 20 people just quit that company recently for numerous reasons. Hmmm i wonder why...more details coming soon :)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Brown Cords on October 11, 2007, 05:54:25 PM
Just looked through all 15 pages of glory, haven't laughed that hard in a while. So fucking funny!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Zurg on October 12, 2007, 01:18:29 PM
Sponsorhouse has changed its business plan to include a network of sports related portals at http://www.loopd.com . They are basically trying to cover up the fact that the company is run by a bunch of motocross and triathlete guys by branching the sports out into a larger network of sites. I have a friend that told me that about 20 people just quit that company recently for numerous reasons. Hmmm i wonder why...more details coming soon :)

If youre hinting that these people quit because of the addition of other extreme sports then i suppose this emoticon sums up how i feel  ???
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sebastian toombs on October 16, 2007, 02:41:01 PM
"GO PRO includes over 60 meticulously researched and up to date Pro Team & Sponsor contact addresses, phone numbers and emails!
This list alone is invaluable and worth the price of GO PRO alone!"


Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Asylum on October 16, 2007, 03:42:41 PM
We would never pick our team from that site.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: 89-90pistons on October 16, 2007, 04:06:04 PM
nor would any legit skateboard team.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: matt/tx on November 04, 2007, 11:58:26 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/f2dcf508-6986-4a96-9959-72c62cab01e3l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/45ada14f-bda7-469e-81c7-7d27796ec88el.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/29cae960-51cf-427e-bfa6-f8df49dbceadl.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/318a4e48-ca4e-4143-9577-a54a39936902l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/774be5f8-0ede-4835-aa10-f6dcf67dd242l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/f8a03f88-66a2-4344-b066-889271af9e02l.jpg)

these are all the pics from this guys entire photo album. Would it kill him to actually *step* on a skateboard? Oh wait, it probably would.
no emotion bad ass
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: HabitatRider420 on November 04, 2007, 04:46:06 PM
if only that site had a forum!! hahahahah
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: HabitatRider420 on November 04, 2007, 05:37:55 PM
if you think this thread is the funniest thing ever, you'll like this

http://www.planetvids.com/html/Young-Skater-Hommies.html
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: marty. on November 05, 2007, 08:48:16 AM
Get ready to hate kids more than you ever thought you could:
http://www.skateboard-city.com/messageboard/forumdisplay.php?f=11 (http://www.skateboard-city.com/messageboard/forumdisplay.php?f=11)

 Originally Posted by Habitat.skater.69  View Post
Basement spins are pop shove body varials

it's a small spin/kastellarial/twisted shuvit there really doesn't need to be more names.


 Originally Posted by barefootmonkey  View Post
Probably not dude. You didnt mention rails and stairs. The only thing you seem to have is flat but if you really want to get down in flat, learn dolphin flips or something like that. Trust me i know how getting sponsored works.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: supreme on November 05, 2007, 09:01:55 AM
Get ready to hate kids more than you ever thought you could:
http://www.skateboard-city.com/messageboard/forumdisplay.php?f=11 (http://www.skateboard-city.com/messageboard/forumdisplay.php?f=11)

 Originally Posted by Habitat.skater.69  View Post
Basement spins are pop shove body varials

it's a small spin/kastellarial/twisted shuvit there really doesn't need to be more names.


 Originally Posted by barefootmonkey  View Post
Probably not dude. You didnt mention rails and stairs. The only thing you seem to have is flat but if you really want to get down in flat, learn dolphin flips or something like that. Trust me i know how getting sponsored works.


please we really don't need those fuckers posting here now, that'll be the end of slap for good.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Foray on November 05, 2007, 11:58:22 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/psen2001/VID00269_0001.jpg)
"^--- yes that be me sexyness"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on November 07, 2007, 08:49:02 PM
is he wearing pants?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: MattG on November 07, 2007, 08:51:15 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: treflipmax on November 09, 2007, 11:09:21 AM
This kid ollies 14 stairs but he fails at impressing the cool kids. Kid's are dicks.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/members/treflipmax/Apps/Videos.aspx?resourceId=8a6ad0c1-8b96-45b0-a953-d2f1d4f2bcfd

haha pretty crazy i found my footy here
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: greg on November 25, 2007, 04:56:33 PM
DUDE, i couldnt get more than halfway through the second page of this topic without near dying.

i'm laughing so hard my face is dripping with tears.

i cant take it.  how come i never saw this??????
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: SimonP on November 25, 2007, 05:18:15 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/9a6c210a-178a-4a0b-9576-4affdcdfe077l.jpg)
"1 Handed Handstand At School Assembley"

christ, high school is pretty much over for him.


hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on November 25, 2007, 05:19:45 PM
This kid ollies 14 stairs but he fails at impressing the cool kids. Kid's are dicks.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/members/treflipmax/Apps/Videos.aspx?resourceId=8a6ad0c1-8b96-45b0-a953-d2f1d4f2bcfd
haha pretty crazy i found my footy here
I must say, your footage was really legit.


Now, what the hell is going on in this picture?
(http://www.middle-age-shred.com/sk8_old/andy_b/andy_b.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on November 25, 2007, 06:16:28 PM
Andy Mac belongs in this thread too
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/inmag61fbig.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: matt/tx on November 25, 2007, 06:26:55 PM
so sad
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: 89-90pistons on November 25, 2007, 08:50:50 PM
so rad
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: sebastian toombs on November 25, 2007, 09:13:08 PM
Andy Mac belongs in this thread too
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/inmag61fbig.jpg)
someones got to use that as an avatar
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: MattG on November 26, 2007, 12:15:57 AM
Andy Mac belongs in this thread too
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/inmag61fbig.jpg)
someones got to use that as an avatar
please
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: stagefright on November 26, 2007, 12:51:17 AM
i would but that balls clearly not regulation size
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: treflipmax on November 30, 2007, 06:32:09 PM
This kid ollies 14 stairs but he fails at impressing the cool kids. Kid's are dicks.
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/members/treflipmax/Apps/Videos.aspx?resourceId=8a6ad0c1-8b96-45b0-a953-d2f1d4f2bcfd
haha pretty crazy i found my footy here
I must say, your footage was really legit.


Now, what the hell is going on in this picture?
(http://www.middle-age-shred.com/sk8_old/andy_b/andy_b.jpg)


my avatar?
...switch flipping this gap we call poop gap.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: RoBdUdE25 on December 01, 2007, 08:31:42 PM
hahaha those guyz all suk!!!!11
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: RoBdUdE25 on December 02, 2007, 08:53:51 AM
Andy Mac belongs in this thread too
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/inmag61fbig.jpg)
someones got to use that as an avatar
please
lol done
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: somekid on December 02, 2007, 10:59:47 AM
Andy Mac belongs in this thread too
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/inmag61fbig.jpg)
someones got to use that as an avatar
please
lol done
ok, good job. now we want you to make your sig say, "i suck at life and the interwebs."

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tysj! on December 02, 2007, 02:10:28 PM
no words are needed

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/30/c713893c-0640-42a8-9356-8d9831ead11cl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/27/0a2a910c-7b00-4d3c-bc20-79a0788e80a4l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/29/8312ef26-4fc3-4572-91be-2141358fecb4l.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/e48e4f10-c84f-4bf3-87a0-64bf965de8ebl.jpg)

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/28/e2087a6d-b76b-41d5-a48a-fe0dcdff3962l.jpg)


Switch Crooks!
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/olaswitchKgrind-1.jpg?t=1188164300)


This one just annihilated me. Others along the way, too. Wow.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: MattG on December 02, 2007, 08:53:26 PM
this thread is nonstop laughter
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: baxter on December 02, 2007, 11:26:34 PM
this thread is nonstop laughter
Im going to die.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: stagefright on December 02, 2007, 11:35:14 PM
Im going to die.

if only this was the confessions thread
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: RoBdUdE25 on December 03, 2007, 05:47:59 PM
Andy Mac belongs in this thread too
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/inmag61fbig.jpg)
someones got to use that as an avatar
please
lol done
ok, good job. now we want you to make your sig say, "i suck at life and the interwebs."


y wood i do that???
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: somekid on December 03, 2007, 06:17:44 PM
truth in advertising.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: skaterdavid on December 04, 2007, 04:34:45 PM
(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2025/sponsorhousefq6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


"varial heel switch manny"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: EricLogan on December 17, 2007, 10:20:55 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/16/7b903969-0cea-43d3-8d0d-fbc64a9a4595l.jpg)

Oh god.

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/22/3fe7c861-8465-43b3-a48f-c9a6d3b9f66fl.jpg)

Comment By: Seth Ziolkowski
6/3/2007 9:12 PM 
  i think that was impossible 
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: ahlee on December 18, 2007, 07:32:25 AM
Erick Iglesias   

<img src=http://www.loopd.com/RFS/46/e75fcc6d-d7f7-4796-89df-7f5ba7767789s.jpg>
My Sponsors
I have no sponsors.
Competition Results
Date Event Class Result




Cmooon, step it up EricK
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: somekid on December 19, 2007, 10:02:09 AM
he needs this book:

http://www.skateboarderpro.com/gopro.html
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: brent on December 30, 2007, 06:09:03 PM
(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/45/acdbdf7a-b052-412e-8a39-4a20ec16d103l.jpg)
he calls himself the skateboarding jew
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: lenny on January 01, 2008, 04:40:00 PM
Get ready to hate kids more than you ever thought you could:
http://www.skateboard-city.com/messageboard/forumdisplay.php?f=11 (http://www.skateboard-city.com/messageboard/forumdisplay.php?f=11)

 Originally Posted by Habitat.skater.69  View Post
Basement spins are pop shove body varials

it's a small spin/kastellarial/twisted shuvit there really doesn't need to be more names.


 Originally Posted by barefootmonkey  View Post
Probably not dude. You didnt mention rails and stairs. The only thing you seem to have is flat but if you really want to get down in flat, learn dolphin flips or something like that. Trust me i know how getting sponsored works.

can any of you do a murder flip?

http://www.skateboard-city.com/messageboard/showthread.php?t=139160 (http://www.skateboard-city.com/messageboard/showthread.php?t=139160)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: mikefork on January 01, 2008, 04:42:36 PM
(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/45/acdbdf7a-b052-412e-8a39-4a20ec16d103l.jpg)
he calls himself the skateboarding jew
if this is who i think it is, then this nerd goes to my school
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: TechLove06 on January 02, 2008, 05:13:41 PM
Im so bummed that i just found this!!! Thank you for making this thread, my life will never be the same!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Diesel on January 02, 2008, 05:24:02 PM
(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/45/acdbdf7a-b052-412e-8a39-4a20ec16d103l.jpg)
he calls himself the skateboarding jew

"Talk to the hand"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: poocrusher on January 02, 2008, 05:37:46 PM

can any of you do a murder flip?

http://www.skateboard-city.com/messageboard/showthread.php?t=139160 (http://www.skateboard-city.com/messageboard/showthread.php?t=139160)

"a murder flip is a ollie late nollie hardflip and im currently makin a video with my frends."

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: loophole on January 02, 2008, 07:11:53 PM
porpous dive?



OH NO MY BEAUTIFUL POST COUNT WAT DID I DO
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on January 03, 2008, 07:05:17 AM
it doesnt look too bad when darrell stanton does them
but it is kind of a novelty trick
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tony hawk on January 03, 2008, 02:14:54 PM
Krooked Grind
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/21/b8ea1840-25a9-4395-91b3-ff4ca804a527.jpg)


but can he do it in front of thousands of screaming fans?!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: EricLogan on January 04, 2008, 03:43:28 AM
it doesnt look too bad when darrell stanton does them
but it is kind of a novelty trick

You're right, Darrell makes them look good. But it's not a trick for normal consumption.

I do not agree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWpNumpsGc0
skip to 1:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNsbifmSLYc
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: stagefright on January 04, 2008, 03:45:14 AM
go to bed or something, quality or quantity dude. those were horrible
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: EricLogan on January 04, 2008, 04:04:02 AM
haha, and you watched them both. fag.

maybe it's just cause they're my friends, or cause I can't do them at all, but I think the trick's neat.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on January 04, 2008, 11:39:40 AM
(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/45/acdbdf7a-b052-412e-8a39-4a20ec16d103l.jpg)
he calls himself the skateboarding jew

mazel tov
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Steve Zissou on January 04, 2008, 09:43:53 PM
(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2025/sponsorhousefq6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


"varial heel switch manny"
That is a varial heel switch manny, I did it myself note the red hat.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: spungo on January 09, 2008, 07:27:58 PM
(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2025/sponsorhousefq6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


"varial heel switch manny"
That is a varial heel switch manny, I did it myself note the red hat.

good job Steevsie.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: jack sandwich on January 09, 2008, 09:19:12 PM
BEST ONE EVER!

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/363450d9-bbff-43cf-92ab-e76530dc1343.jpg)

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/08d8c948-1382-4325-9bdd-6380ca88601f.jpg)


 ???
5boro?? wtf!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: somekid on January 10, 2008, 02:37:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVHTN29Wdh0
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: EricLogan on January 10, 2008, 12:55:38 PM
BEST ONE EVER!

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/363450d9-bbff-43cf-92ab-e76530dc1343.jpg)

(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/39/08d8c948-1382-4325-9bdd-6380ca88601f.jpg)


 ???
5boro?? wtf!

(http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8414/hansendj0.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: skaterdavid on January 10, 2008, 04:23:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epxs2yBYwR8&feature=related
rich man flip?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: toy machine on January 10, 2008, 04:34:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epxs2yBYwR8&feature=related
rich man flip?
That was really hard to watch im surprized I made it through the whole video.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: A-Bo on January 10, 2008, 04:48:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epxs2yBYwR8&feature=related
rich man flip?
That was really hard to watch im surprized I made it through the whole video.

That was really hard to watch im suprised he has friends.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on January 14, 2008, 06:28:24 PM
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/02oldmanBFE.jpg?t=1200362838)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Diesel on January 14, 2008, 06:51:36 PM
CCCCRRRRIIIISSSS HHHHAAAANNNSSSEENNN!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Steve Zissou on January 14, 2008, 08:11:10 PM
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/02oldmanBFE.jpg?t=1200362838)
guy was so ready to get to the skate park to watch the prepubescent eye candy he decided that getting on some socks might slow him down.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: fuckouttahere on January 14, 2008, 09:04:18 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/f2dcf508-6986-4a96-9959-72c62cab01e3l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/45ada14f-bda7-469e-81c7-7d27796ec88el.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/29cae960-51cf-427e-bfa6-f8df49dbceadl.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/318a4e48-ca4e-4143-9577-a54a39936902l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/774be5f8-0ede-4835-aa10-f6dcf67dd242l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/f8a03f88-66a2-4344-b066-889271af9e02l.jpg)

these are all the pics from this guys entire photo album. Would it kill him to actually *step* on a skateboard? Oh wait, it probably would.
come on man,hes got a hawk tee,a fallen tee,and zumiez stickers on his wall,can we say prodigy.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: fuckouttahere on January 14, 2008, 09:09:07 PM
Krooked Grind
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/21/b8ea1840-25a9-4395-91b3-ff4ca804a527.jpg)


but can he do it in front of thousands of screaming fans?!
did he cook that in his steezy bake oven??
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: EricLogan on January 14, 2008, 09:19:02 PM
CCCCRRRRIIIISSSS HHHHAAAANNNSSSEENNN!!!!!!!!!!!

No shit, dude looks like Freddy Crugar before they bbq'd him
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Beautiful on January 24, 2008, 03:13:00 AM
We would never pick our team from that site.
so you get your dudes from myspace? i figured as much.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: ahlee on January 24, 2008, 05:58:02 AM
this thread makes me want to die
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: loophole on January 24, 2008, 06:04:32 AM
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/02oldmanBFE.jpg?t=1200362838)
guy was so ready to get to the skate park to watch the prepubescent eye candy he decided that getting on some socks might slow him down.
they have those ledges at my skatepark, made out of some weird plastic thing... sooo good for grinds. but not manuals. regardless of that, i love 'em.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Guinness on January 24, 2008, 08:59:41 PM
Krooked Grind
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/21/b8ea1840-25a9-4395-91b3-ff4ca804a527.jpg)


but can he do it in front of thousands of screaming fans?!
did he cook that in his steezy bake oven??
nice kicker to
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Beautiful on January 28, 2008, 01:39:05 AM
this thread makes me want to die
i want you to die too. hurry up.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Bill on January 30, 2008, 11:42:05 PM
He's very serious about his pop shuv tailgrabs. So serious, that he has 3 pics of them, and felt the need to edit one.
(http://a34.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/32/l_88b4928bf6e5f02039ee55b0632cb6d1.jpg)
(http://a474.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/l_ac02dd4b608eeea870c805c36f020c59.jpg)
(http://a558.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/l_4c75dff92b07c62007a30bd8c5e01525.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: somekid on January 31, 2008, 03:55:47 PM
i like the fact that all the kids in the background of those photos have their backs turned to him.
like they're thinking, "oh, great-another pop shuv tailgrab from captain douche. already seen it, and it sucked."
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: stagefright on January 31, 2008, 04:11:30 PM
someone must have that link that was posted a couple years ago. of a friend or of a poster on here, it was a ollie or something down a set, maybe a kickflip. was crazy fake, green screened/cut or something weird, it belongs in this thread. someone find it or post it please
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Gest on January 31, 2008, 05:12:43 PM
someone must have that link that was posted a couple years ago. of a friend or of a poster on here, it was a ollie or something down a set, maybe a kickflip. was crazy fake, green screened/cut or something weird, it belongs in this thread. someone find it or post it please
i used to have that favorited because it was so funny, he kickflipped that set with the rail on the east coast that zered killed in vicious cylcle. or he kickflipped it, then the camera cuts to the roll away from the ollie

thought that was an awesome part
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: lenny on February 01, 2008, 03:19:48 PM
Quote
(http://a558.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/l_4c75dff92b07c62007a30bd8c5e01525.jpg)

Negative art is the future of skateboarding.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: EricLogan on February 04, 2008, 07:12:07 AM
Quote
(http://a558.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/l_4c75dff92b07c62007a30bd8c5e01525.jpg)

Negative art is the future of skateboarding.

did that kid in the background just stunner someone?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: mikefork on February 07, 2008, 01:33:42 PM
(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/45/acdbdf7a-b052-412e-8a39-4a20ec16d103l.jpg)
he calls himself the skateboarding jew
if this is who i think it is, then this nerd goes to my school
not only does he in fact go to my school, but i am now a t.a in one of his classes. from the first class i was in i found out that he is in a ska band, likes jack johnson, and is a longboarder
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: EricLogan on February 07, 2008, 06:23:56 PM
So you're gonna fail him, right? when I was in hs the TA's did all the grading with a cheat sheet, like it was just an excuse so the teachers didn't have to do jack shit when they went home at night.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: mikefork on February 07, 2008, 06:45:40 PM
i wish i got to do the grades. all i get to do is boss everyone around and be an elitist prick
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Guinness on February 08, 2008, 11:18:43 PM
(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/45/acdbdf7a-b052-412e-8a39-4a20ec16d103l.jpg)
he calls himself the skateboarding jew
if this is who i think it is, then this nerd goes to my school
not only does he in fact go to my school, but i am now a t.a in one of his classes. from the first class i was in i found out that he is in a ska band, likes jack johnson, and is a longboarder
so when are you killing him?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: mikefork on February 09, 2008, 06:28:42 AM
(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/45/acdbdf7a-b052-412e-8a39-4a20ec16d103l.jpg)
he calls himself the skateboarding jew
if this is who i think it is, then this nerd goes to my school
not only does he in fact go to my school, but i am now a t.a in one of his classes. from the first class i was in i found out that he is in a ska band, likes jack johnson, and is a longboarder
so when are you killing him?

my schools film department(the class i t.a for) has a bbq every year right before the seniors get out. i plan on putting cyanide in his burgers, hot dogs, and drinks
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: MFS on February 20, 2008, 11:24:10 PM
that was easily the gayest thing ive ever seen!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on April 28, 2008, 06:49:12 PM
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/39/bc442665-5489-4d36-8cda-20438668cf5el.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/39/8ee16a0a-9a52-43da-812a-efaf47336b54l.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/39/bc442665-5489-4d36-8cda-20438668cf5el.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/39/8ee16a0a-9a52-43da-812a-efaf47336b54l.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/39/bc442665-5489-4d36-8cda-20438668cf5el.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/39/8ee16a0a-9a52-43da-812a-efaf47336b54l.jpg)
I thought that would look cool
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on April 28, 2008, 06:58:58 PM
Guess what the title of this pic is?
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/39/00de489f-c626-4ebc-81e9-f9ff24110b51l.jpg)


















HARDFLIP    lol
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on April 28, 2008, 07:45:53 PM
Woah! Check this out!
I bet Doug Brown clowns on this dude...
http://sponsorhouse.loopd.com/Members/warrenray/Photos.aspx?resourceCategoryId=6a9f53bc-680d-4c8c-bd3a-1f74181576d6
Warren Ray
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/64/f1ca639c-31f5-4a4e-950b-258198cafed1s.jpg)
"movie cover"
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/46/9f149c92-8713-4cf4-a0a4-543b04c42d6el.jpg)
adds
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/46/094cbde9-57c8-4008-afd6-a6b6ff38b6c7l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on April 28, 2008, 07:49:18 PM
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/42/9681fe7a-4949-476b-bc8d-b9788c10660bl.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/42/e5ebc28c-5d31-412e-871d-35063d5442e6l.jpg)
hammer
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/43/ff1ae119-e526-45e7-a39a-76c635d25b18l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on April 28, 2008, 08:03:13 PM
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/46/0be04c5e-a968-4697-a7f0-9aa85ebb7940l.jpg)
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/deletebrap.jpg?t=1209437924)
I added the "braap!!" fart noise (so immatuer)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/41/b74af15a-d99b-4a63-98d5-b93ee9bc2882l.jpg)

This hill bombing video is pretty ill too
http://sponsorhouse.loopd.com/Members/warrenray/Videos.aspx?resourceId=25b8633a-895a-47af-8a44-8878403b2578
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on April 28, 2008, 09:28:24 PM
people do realize that osiris pretend sponsors everyone that wants to
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Stutter box on May 04, 2008, 10:22:43 PM
HOLY SHIT BEST THING EVER!!! My girlfriend just yelled at me for laughing too loud while she was sleeping. God i hate kids...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Heshstallion on July 19, 2008, 09:00:21 PM
He's very serious about his pop shuv tailgrabs. So serious, that he has 3 pics of them, and felt the need to edit one.
(http://a34.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/32/l_88b4928bf6e5f02039ee55b0632cb6d1.jpg)
(http://a474.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/l_ac02dd4b608eeea870c805c36f020c59.jpg)
(http://a558.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/l_4c75dff92b07c62007a30bd8c5e01525.jpg)
that park is near me, i thnk ive seen that guys myspace
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: gnartastic on July 24, 2008, 02:04:03 PM
sick dude
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: danker peaches on August 09, 2008, 01:57:42 PM
I kid came to the skate park yesterday with a shirt from that website. This is the same kid who licked someones balls at a party after one beer
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: spungo on August 10, 2008, 02:47:42 AM
He wanted to lick balls anyway.  The beer was just an excuse.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: RipGrip on August 14, 2008, 08:52:11 PM
Can we get a pool together so we can actually sponsor one of these kids? Seriously this could be so incredible. If we just scrounged enough money to buy the kid one deck every month... and all we wanted was photos and footage. Imagine how stoked he'd be on his 'mystery sponsor' LMAO!!! ... now to pick the fattest kid...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: artichoke on August 14, 2008, 09:05:56 PM
Can we get a pool together so we can actually sponsor one of these kids? Seriously this could be so incredible. If we just scrounged enough money to buy the kid one deck every month... and all we wanted was photos and footage. Imagine how stoked he'd be on his 'mystery sponsor' LMAO!!! ... now to pick the fattest kid...
(http://www.eppingforestdc.gov.uk/Library/Images/Misc/History/DickensGreat.jpg)

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: RipGrip on August 14, 2008, 09:08:14 PM
Can we get a pool together so we can actually sponsor one of these kids? Seriously this could be so incredible. If we just scrounged enough money to buy the kid one deck every month... and all we wanted was photos and footage. Imagine how stoked he'd be on his 'mystery sponsor' LMAO!!! ... now to pick the fattest kid...
(http://www.eppingforestdc.gov.uk/Library/Images/Misc/History/DickensGreat.jpg)


I loved that book. Dickens is the best when it comes to character development. Not many writers around like that anymore.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: oyolar on August 16, 2008, 12:17:11 PM
Can we get a pool together so we can actually sponsor one of these kids? Seriously this could be so incredible. If we just scrounged enough money to buy the kid one deck every month... and all we wanted was photos and footage. Imagine how stoked he'd be on his 'mystery sponsor' LMAO!!! ... now to pick the fattest kid...
(http://www.eppingforestdc.gov.uk/Library/Images/Misc/History/DickensGreat.jpg)


I loved that book. Dickens is the best when it comes to character development. Not many writers around like that anymore.


really? that book was so horrible.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: RipGrip on August 17, 2008, 05:38:32 AM
^ Well art is always subject to opinion. I think Dickens is great writer. Why'd you think it was so bad? Most of the people that think his books suck just say stuff like, "it was boring..." Anyway - I'm SERIOUSLY considering working a couple hours overtime every month so I can sponsor one of these kids. I think it would be amazing. LOL
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: spungo on August 20, 2008, 09:26:00 PM
All the Victorian literature is a bore.  Henry James, Dickens all that stuff is terrible in my opinion. 
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: oyolar on August 21, 2008, 12:42:01 AM
^ Well art is always subject to opinion. I think Dickens is great writer. Why'd you think it was so bad? Most of the people that think his books suck just say stuff like, "it was boring..." Anyway - I'm SERIOUSLY considering working a couple hours overtime every month so I can sponsor one of these kids. I think it would be amazing. LOL

i'm not too sure. i'm not a huge dickens fan (although i did enjoy "the old curiosity shop") i just couldn't get into "great expectations." maybe because i had to read it for school and it was my first introduction to dickens's real writings? i'll have to go back and re-read it eventually and see if my opinion has changed. it must just be the memories of the bad teaching with it and tainting my view on it, but i will agree that although dickens is by no means my favorite author, he is a great writer.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: angryfacedman on September 20, 2008, 04:07:06 PM
THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!'
My face hurts after laughing so much!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: paraquat on November 03, 2008, 10:51:03 AM
funniest shit in a while. haven't laughed this hard by myself in sooo long!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: ArizonaGreenTea on November 14, 2008, 06:42:05 PM
holy fucking shit, this is goddamn amazing! I am bookmarking sponsorhouse.loopd.com.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Upgrayedd on December 22, 2008, 05:04:23 PM
good god these kids are getting weirder and weirder
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: RollinonFour on January 26, 2009, 07:48:30 PM
I didnt even know this shit was here! fucking classic shit! I love how all the kids doing shit have this look on their face that's all intense and shit, priceless  :)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: palmtree on March 19, 2009, 04:23:20 PM
god damn this is entertaining shit thanx ha ha
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: papasmurfsdog on March 19, 2009, 11:09:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epxs2yBYwR8&feature=related
rich man flip?
That was really hard to watch im surprized I made it through the whole video.

That was really hard to watch im suprised he has friends.
That kid is just asking to get mugged.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Sarmiento Subs on March 27, 2009, 09:12:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epxs2yBYwR8&feature=related
rich man flip?
That was really hard to watch im surprized I made it through the whole video.

That was really hard to watch im suprised he has friends.
That kid is just asking to get mugged.

seriously the best thread in slap history
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tough omelette on March 28, 2009, 12:55:42 AM
He's very serious about his pop shuv tailgrabs. So serious, that he has 3 pics of them, and felt the need to edit one.
(http://a474.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/l_ac02dd4b608eeea870c805c36f020c59.jpg)

kid in the back: 'gimme a hell yeah!'
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: I like to party! on April 03, 2009, 02:55:12 AM
these kids make me love skating without them we would have no one to skate really close by and almost hit em at the skatepark
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: qwertypoiuy on April 03, 2009, 04:20:13 PM
Can we get a pool together so we can actually sponsor one of these kids? Seriously this could be so incredible. If we just scrounged enough money to buy the kid one deck every month... and all we wanted was photos and footage. Imagine how stoked he'd be on his 'mystery sponsor' LMAO!!! ... now to pick the fattest kid...

u got it
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on May 20, 2009, 09:43:55 PM
just what.. in... the... fuck... is going on here?
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/19/71223e83-4dbe-4e20-8ece-24ed27043e05f.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/19/bddeed5e-aa4a-41de-8048-0c6f5521919bf.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/19/48b5cf9c-6fb6-421e-8885-87fbee229ccaf.jpg)

I've got crooks
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/19/2ea87681-5a03-4eb0-b3bf-e24823c29117s.jpg)
all day son!
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/19/21d081d7-e191-4e6b-b176-e3ed2887f1d3s.jpg)

(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/19/880bd093-203d-4706-ab38-11ddb4887749f.jpg)

I kid you not. This one was labeled "sk8 flip"
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/19/0f584997-4040-472b-b97d-453e525c88adf.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on May 20, 2009, 10:09:36 PM
nice, but could use some more accessories
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/04/15/521470d2-4584-49cb-a00f-bfa55fd009e5f.jpg)
ahh, more better
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/15/b2b066a6-aa02-496b-b489-cacb294522baf.jpg)
dude is a demo on wheels (notice the nighttime sunglasses)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/04/26/b66c7372-bd2b-480d-a92d-2478ddcc7ac4f.jpg)


"getting some good air with a pretty sketchy heelflip"
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/18/70c77420-1723-473a-953b-565a26c110dbf.jpg)
"inward heel"
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/18/f7b66c94-333e-44f0-aa66-b9d065ec688cf.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on May 20, 2009, 10:40:08 PM
Crooked Grind
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/76/9a3bff57-4cd7-4a13-8fa3-3ed8382b66bdf.jpg)
5 set kick flip
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/17/387df195-b962-4637-9777-c96787adf161f.jpg)
?
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/17/71e589f8-77ab-4d28-b390-286119f3b840f.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on May 21, 2009, 12:06:12 PM
pop shuv it
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/79/f092791d-a925-4357-a600-68ed8069aeebf.jpg)
varial kickflip
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/79/90e837d1-6e15-46a4-9453-b035796f7e34f.jpg)
johnny kick fliping over a bush
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/53/0c141a93-acc0-4b78-98c8-d1afaec1df6df.jpg)

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on May 21, 2009, 12:16:08 PM
"don't do it, that's crazy!!! nooooo!!"
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/33/88f508ee-ba75-4e91-8a89-a6590cceb17bf.jpg)

(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/17/20a67395-89da-4bb7-9f4b-35255102c127f.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/17/e451117e-54bb-4188-8ffe-0d34db0f4e4df.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/83/134d9813-e241-43e1-bc86-7ae53efe3233f.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/17/ed6da4ec-b6e6-4b45-a544-8a22a636c4ccf.jpg)

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: brent on May 21, 2009, 12:34:46 PM
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/56/l_f01a147f06d6aa312db191d056ee562b.gif)
"the skateboarding jew' again
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on May 25, 2009, 11:30:28 AM
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/24/ba0e521c-54a4-4fb9-8516-c4c9144196def.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/24/a66e745a-cd03-458e-a6cc-fd3af5442c61f.jpg)

(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/06/506de572-b3bb-4ac8-b9b5-462430def5e2f.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/06/b517b242-c320-4ae6-ac78-e21713bda4e7f.jpg)
looks like he got sick of skating the ping pong table and finally built a ramp
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/13/06d3cac3-dc57-4c6b-b974-353e2b663141f.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on May 25, 2009, 11:47:51 AM
This one was labeled "awesome"
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/05/b9cf0c2e-b2b3-46e2-8f16-5d2472187d06f.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/05/7c90009d-a17b-4af4-b54a-8c004915d252f.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/05/b9cf0c2e-b2b3-46e2-8f16-5d2472187d06s.jpg)
avatar, anyone?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on May 25, 2009, 11:59:39 AM
this guy...
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/07/3573e2bb-e206-4f9a-9aa0-12dfc214b3def.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/07/4bbd7b26-3a67-45d1-a97e-a7a34348f58df.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: GnArcIsSisTic on May 25, 2009, 06:35:58 PM
me ollieing over some girl
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/25/6b8ceddf-23da-43c1-95af-81c0cd0bc79cf.jpg)


(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/12/e82e10fe-6079-43da-add5-d71ac2edb4d4f.jpg)


(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/82/3e17359c-ef78-4b7b-9506-0022eb8c399af.jpg)


(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/54/31ee34e0-a92f-4fb5-b2c9-737da076f345f.jpg)

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on May 31, 2009, 01:38:45 AM
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/05/7c90009d-a17b-4af4-b54a-8c004915d252f.jpg)


Boardslide down one of my first rails (this thing was a monster: it was wooden, and extended past five stairs to be about seven stairs long; it was also a lot taller than the fisheye made it look):
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 01, 2009, 10:14:11 AM
All time favorite SLAP thread!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Hypnotoad on June 16, 2009, 12:23:07 AM
Its really funny if you imagine what would have to happen for any of these to be makes

edit: especially these two:

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/b355bb3f-7deb-42b9-b090-43bb8c0a8e65l.jpg)

"kickflip down 7 ( not very levled out kickflip but landed)"

Quote
kickflip 5  set
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/874f1a6b-f10f-4149-85e2-0eefd7124605l.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Pelican on June 16, 2009, 10:47:59 AM
pine could land those.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: CeeyMar on June 26, 2009, 08:25:38 PM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2zzhoqd.jpg)

Jordale Mutha-fukken Byers at 12:45am June 20
that's not a land, ,

Damion Carter at 12:46am June 20
yeah it is

Jordale Mutha-fukken Byers at 12:48am June 20
no it's not the way your posion is, and the board isn't right it's not a land,

Damion Carter at 12:49am June 20
it an awkward 3 flip

Jordale Mutha-fukken Byers at 12:51am June 20
well if you did land it, it was in the grass.

Damion Carter at 12:53am June 20
it's not
i was landed on the paved part
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 27, 2009, 12:21:07 AM
^ Hahahahaha

"I was landed"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: DevilOnEnzyte on June 27, 2009, 02:56:20 PM
I love skateboarding.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: HoneyBear on June 28, 2009, 04:49:52 PM
This one was labeled "awesome"
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/05/b9cf0c2e-b2b3-46e2-8f16-5d2472187d06f.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/05/7c90009d-a17b-4af4-b54a-8c004915d252f.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/05/b9cf0c2e-b2b3-46e2-8f16-5d2472187d06s.jpg)
avatar, anyone?
McLovin' rips
I can't stop laughing at these goofy ass kids posing and skating on ping pong tables and their carpet
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Upgrayedd on July 01, 2009, 01:54:34 PM
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/56/l_f01a147f06d6aa312db191d056ee562b.gif)
"the skateboarding jew' again

Hava nagila
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Upgrayedd on July 01, 2009, 02:02:37 PM
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/12/e98133e0-fe6a-487f-af18-f67318a2c6dbf.jpg)

bumpin the thread with a toally gnar buckets X-TREEEEEEEEAME rocket air.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tanhoe on July 01, 2009, 02:48:54 PM
haha
these make my day!

that kids so pumped to do that xtreme trick off his porth with his helmet and basketball t shirt
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Boston. on July 04, 2009, 11:10:39 AM
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/56/l_f01a147f06d6aa312db191d056ee562b.gif)
"the skateboarding jew' again

Hava nagila
i really fucking hate that kid
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: popsiclesandskatin on July 13, 2009, 10:55:51 PM
there's this kid that thinks  this stuff was legit even tho he said it himself that he needs 10 emails to get to level 2 sponsorship, his names rusko he's probly the best on the site cause he doesn't know it's a joke
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: SanchoDave on July 14, 2009, 12:07:05 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/0bc2f3a1-caa4-4d97-94f9-119b38298b42l.jpg)

someone should hook this dude up asap.

this guy belongs on Zero...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: SanchoDave on July 14, 2009, 12:08:35 AM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/aae0e7dd-a3ec-43de-98e9-dba13c1c641dl.jpg)
"one foot air thing (i landed this)!!!"

are those skytops?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on July 26, 2009, 10:09:25 AM
one of the dudes that works on the site drives a mobile skate shop around to different skateparks to see the local talent. Me and a couple friends went up to him to see what the hell he was doing when totally out of the blue he asked, "do you guys like the Titans?" We were like "sure, I guess" then he suddenly said, "I know jeff fisher."

that was the story of the worst name drop I've ever heard


(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/83/024c43c9-a893-4509-b71e-f8971b026ab8f.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: EricLogan on July 26, 2009, 11:11:40 AM
that story just made the world sad
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: overheated on July 31, 2009, 02:19:15 AM
This one was labeled "awesome"
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/05/b9cf0c2e-b2b3-46e2-8f16-5d2472187d06f.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/05/7c90009d-a17b-4af4-b54a-8c004915d252f.jpg)
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/05/b9cf0c2e-b2b3-46e2-8f16-5d2472187d06s.jpg)
avatar, anyone?
Sure.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: BFKskateboards on August 07, 2009, 01:34:34 PM
BAMP
(http://i28.tinypic.com/zldfmg.jpg)
labeled "nollie heel"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: ZipZinger on August 07, 2009, 04:10:17 PM
is that you?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: BFKskateboards on August 07, 2009, 05:20:29 PM
is that you?
im the kid doing the rocket air
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: wuust on August 08, 2009, 03:41:50 AM
BAMP
(http://i28.tinypic.com/zldfmg.jpg)
labeled "nollie heel"
according to those dc van engelen, picture must be at least 4 years old. maybe he has more pictures like that
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: pyrex vision on September 20, 2009, 11:30:54 PM
i just spent an hour and a half looking through this whole thread. i've laughed harder than i have in a long time. thank you slap
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: therealmario on September 29, 2009, 02:46:16 PM
these are from myspace but still just as good...kid calls himself lizard king
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2wgyvd5.jpg)
labeled "stupid ollie north" with this comment below:"December 24, 2008 8:53 PM
that shit looks like a tre' not a fuckin ollie north. Damn dude claim its a tre'.
What a loser, hu ollie north lol "
"olie"
(http://i35.tinypic.com/wstjdi.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: 420 on October 03, 2009, 11:48:50 AM
This thread rips shit!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Dark Knight on October 04, 2009, 05:44:33 AM
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/05/b9cf0c2e-b2b3-46e2-8f16-5d2472187d06s.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: fuckLAG on October 04, 2009, 08:27:35 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/0bc2f3a1-caa4-4d97-94f9-119b38298b42l.jpg)

someone should hook this dude up asap.

this guy belongs on Zero...

some call him the new chris cole
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: alonelikeastone on October 07, 2009, 11:18:27 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/34/aae0e7dd-a3ec-43de-98e9-dba13c1c641dl.jpg)
"one foot air thing (i landed this)!!!"

is that Wenning?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: MrChunkyFunk on October 08, 2009, 09:13:43 PM
This one was labeled "awesome"
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/05/b9cf0c2e-b2b3-46e2-8f16-5d2472187d06f.jpg)
Thank you for posting this, that is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.  ;D
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tonysean on October 09, 2009, 09:18:44 PM
that is pretty gay
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: busey on October 26, 2009, 08:41:12 AM
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v103/40/8/504806652/n504806652_213595_4845.jpg)
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v103/40/8/504806652/n504806652_213596_5157.jpg)
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v103/40/8/504806652/n504806652_213600_6362.jpg)
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v103/40/8/504806652/n504806652_213601_6660.jpg)
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v103/40/8/504806652/n504806652_213602_6972.jpg)

NOW BACK TO THE HAMMERS
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v103/40/8/504806652/n504806652_213603_7273.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: ahlee on October 26, 2009, 08:49:54 AM
not baaaaaaad.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on October 26, 2009, 10:28:12 AM
My headphones and 12 inch shoelace belt hang stright down when I'm in motion too.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on October 27, 2009, 06:02:22 PM
My headphones and 12 inch shoelace belt hang stright down when I'm in motion too.

BUSSS-TTTEDD
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: busey on October 27, 2009, 10:31:40 PM
that's my old high school. i don't know if i can go back for a reunion because the place has been destroyed after that monstrous non waxed back smith.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Beeda Weeda on October 28, 2009, 08:44:28 AM
is that dominic, aka victor, aka Tom penny roast beef grab?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: zipzinger666 on October 28, 2009, 02:19:11 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/53b61aba-0c99-44fd-a0a6-ccf8a7a00b46l.jpg)

this dude seems to think posting up a picture from his Confirmation ceremony is gonna get him sponsored.

I gotta say after cruising through 22 pages of SLAP Gold, this picture made me laugh harder than i have in a while. coughed up some PBR on my laptop when i read the caption too...

This one was labeled "awesome"
(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/05/05/b9cf0c2e-b2b3-46e2-8f16-5d2472187d06f.jpg)
Thank you for posting this, that is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.  ;D

this is just perfect.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: zipzinger666 on October 28, 2009, 08:13:45 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/26acd346-7931-4959-9c1b-92ca1e36e374l.jpg)
"I dont think i can skate later. All i can think about right now is winning the big game. Maybe next week."

amazing...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: busey on October 28, 2009, 10:18:47 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/26acd346-7931-4959-9c1b-92ca1e36e374l.jpg)
"I dont think i can skate later. All i can think about right now is winning the big game. Maybe next week."

amazing...
dang it, bawby
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: HoneyBear on October 29, 2009, 02:55:56 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/26acd346-7931-4959-9c1b-92ca1e36e374l.jpg)
"I dont think i can skate later. All i can think about right now is winning the big game. Maybe next week."

amazing...
dang it, bawby
Hey stop all this shit talking,this guy has a mean full cab flip.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: pyrex vision on October 30, 2009, 01:59:04 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/26acd346-7931-4959-9c1b-92ca1e36e374l.jpg)
"I dont think i can skate later. All i can think about right now is winning the big game. Maybe next week."

amazing...
dang it, bawby

(http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/7b6a/screens_feature1-1.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Upgrayedd on October 31, 2009, 09:45:37 PM
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v103/40/8/504806652/n504806652_213595_4845.jpg)
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v103/40/8/504806652/n504806652_213596_5157.jpg)
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v103/40/8/504806652/n504806652_213600_6362.jpg)
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v103/40/8/504806652/n504806652_213601_6660.jpg)
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v103/40/8/504806652/n504806652_213602_6972.jpg)

NOW BACK TO THE HAMMERS
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v103/40/8/504806652/n504806652_213603_7273.jpg)

oh shit!? is that Ari? dude rips something awful mighty
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Watson on October 31, 2009, 10:06:47 PM
Is it just me or does the retard from this thread http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=37484.0 need to be in here?

(http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6851/sheed3.png)

(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/7681/sheed4.png)

(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4772/sheed5.png)

(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/8637/sheed6.png)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: zipzinger666 on October 31, 2009, 10:19:39 PM
Hehe Katt, you should know better...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Bobbito on November 14, 2009, 12:17:47 AM
this thread is not real rihgt now! Had I oxygen in my lungs, I'd be rofl'ing for sure
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: snickers on November 17, 2009, 07:09:56 PM
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs026.snc1/4274_106962852253_735357253_3161203_3767139_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs104.snc3/15136_203574647253_735357253_4579641_6882535_n.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Chipper on November 17, 2009, 11:09:55 PM
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs026.snc1/4274_106962852253_735357253_3161203_3767139_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs104.snc3/15136_203574647253_735357253_4579641_6882535_n.jpg)


SUB HOMIES
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: zipzinger666 on November 17, 2009, 11:24:33 PM
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs026.snc1/4274_106962852253_735357253_3161203_3767139_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs104.snc3/15136_203574647253_735357253_4579641_6882535_n.jpg)


SUB HOMIES

damn cory. lock up that tennis court and throw away the key, that spot has been shut down...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: James Joyce on November 18, 2009, 03:54:50 AM
Someone should email one of the kids profiled here this thread. The possibility for hilarity is endless.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Narcissus on November 19, 2009, 02:21:53 PM
And just enjoy this whole profile

http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/cpdd/Default.aspx

That one's not too bad. He's actually skating, not posing boneless one's and throwing lifestyle hammers.

He spelled his name wrong, though
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: GnArcIsSisTic on November 22, 2009, 03:27:53 AM
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs129.snc1/5560_1128026012792_1591464929_30322871_5131256_n.jpg)
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs004.snc3/11156_1188657688546_1591464929_30489052_5307394_n.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Narcissus on November 23, 2009, 10:32:44 AM
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/02oldmanBFE.jpg?t=1200362838)

If this dude's still a free agent, I want him on my team.

also, reposting this because it's insane

<img src=http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/6da150f3-f57c-4918-b6bb-43b8721cd18bl.jpg>

so fuckin good
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: EricLogan on November 25, 2009, 04:41:30 PM
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs004.snc3/11156_1188657688546_1591464929_30489052_5307394_n.jpg)


spon'd
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: vince the stud on November 25, 2009, 06:36:21 PM
This is my favorite SLAP topic ever.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: busey on December 08, 2009, 08:20:10 AM
"Nollie Drop In"

(http://skateboarding.transworld.net/files/2008/12/14/drop-in.jpg)

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: wuust on December 08, 2009, 08:29:09 AM
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/02oldmanBFE.jpg?t=1200362838)

If this dude's still a free agent, I want him on my team.
this dude is already wearing those new emericas
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 08, 2009, 12:11:27 PM
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/02oldmanBFE.jpg?t=1200362838)

If this dude's still a free agent, I want him on my team.
this dude is already wearing those new emericas

duh, he test out the emerica samples. im glad he gave his input, if that shoe irritated his bunions they sure as hell would have irritated mine...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: jildo on December 09, 2009, 10:45:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOItaYuIjCo
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: pyrex vision on December 30, 2009, 09:23:27 PM
this kid stalks my skateboard friends and i on facebook, tries to get in with companies we're involved with, posts false skate pictures of himself regularly, and just harasses us though he has no connections whatsoever with myself or my friends. he lives in idaho, for goodness sake

(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1974/200/69/167300159/n167300159_30242253_2788.jpg)

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1974/200/69/167300159/n167300159_30242240_8799.jpg)

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1974/200/69/167300159/n167300159_30242251_2133.jpg)

(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1974/200/69/167300159/n167300159_30242262_4025.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 30, 2009, 10:42:02 PM
this kid stalks my skateboard friends and i on facebook, tries to get in with companies we're involved with, posts false skate pictures of himself regularly, and just harasses us though he has no connections whatsoever with myself or my friends. he lives in idaho, for goodness sake

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1974/200/69/167300159/n167300159_30242251_2133.jpg)



If you can't hear this picture screaming "Im better than you at skateboarding", then you must be wearing some damn good earplugs...
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Upgrayedd on January 03, 2010, 08:21:21 PM
kids ripping for sure. he's better than me at tranny by leaps and bounds.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: zipzinger666 on January 08, 2010, 11:07:09 AM
I was cruising through sponsorhouse when I found profiles from three kids I know from the local skatepark. kinda depressing, especially since one of them was updated today...

Aidan

http://ipathrootscrew.loopd.com/Members/AidanLongtain/Home.aspx

(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/04/06/a2a3fcdf-7fe7-4dd2-932c-7158720fec86l.jpg)

Taylor

http://ipathrootscrew.loopd.com/Members/Taylorhickernell/Home.aspx

(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/06/14/776e1eff-a385-4c3e-8fff-832debe57044s.jpg)

Brandon

http://ipathrootscrew.loopd.com/Members/brandonschoeneweis/Home.aspx

(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/06/16/74e5fa7d-f855-45e3-8798-6c8c523c472al.jpg)

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: jimi420 on January 23, 2010, 08:39:32 PM
"Nollie Drop In"

(http://skateboarding.transworld.net/files/2008/12/14/drop-in.jpg)



is it just me or do the other two Asian boys look like they're modeling for the picture?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: HoneyBear on February 04, 2010, 06:26:01 PM


(http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/2009/04/06/a2a3fcdf-7fe7-4dd2-932c-7158720fec86l.jpg)



Skating your kitchen is the new 50-50ing up handrails
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: esskate on February 06, 2010, 09:11:06 PM
this is hard to comprehend..do these companies ACTUALLY sponsor these faggots?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Chipper on February 07, 2010, 09:55:14 AM
this is hard to comprehend..do these companies ACTUALLY sponsor these faggots?

Doug Brown would.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: 420 on June 23, 2010, 06:36:34 AM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs566.snc3/30935_1430030081929_1568165498_1030626_1392078_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs111.snc3/15853_1225054597670_1568165498_572845_6949298_n.jpg)
Kickflip
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Trickskatin on December 24, 2010, 02:20:32 PM
BUMP!
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/01/07/c23ff83d-d76a-4ee3-9912-6d7d7c59dec8l.jpg?size=500)
"Ollie of Stairset"
(http://www.sponsorspace.com/thumb_cache/476x358__width_height__1293003226__uploaded_files%5Ece59b10377999fdefc43f0e9070034c4.jpg.jpg)
"Christ Air"
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/12/03/030b86b5-26c2-4a33-ba57-6465a093e31bf.jpg?size=775)
"BS TAIL"
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/12/17/94191dcf-6de1-4c7c-9743-88abe6de48b5l.jpg?size=335)
"Laser flip"

BTW Sponsorhouse is now HOOKIT.com
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Dark Knight on December 24, 2010, 10:54:30 PM
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/12/03/030b86b5-26c2-4a33-ba57-6465a093e31bf.jpg?size=775)
"BS TAIL"

too bad grandma missed the flip out
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Trickskatin on December 24, 2010, 10:59:11 PM
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/12/03/030b86b5-26c2-4a33-ba57-6465a093e31bf.jpg?size=775)
"BS TAIL"

too bad grandma missed the flip out
The caption was unintentionally pretty accurate. That's definitely a BS tail.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Austin on December 24, 2010, 11:42:34 PM
Went through all 23 pages, fuck, now my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Nick on December 27, 2010, 07:37:32 PM
This IS classic!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: choke mayne on January 31, 2011, 05:46:54 PM
this is hard to comprehend..do these companies ACTUALLY sponsor these faggots?

ive heard companies like grind king give them 3 dollar discounts
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: gnarnel on February 08, 2011, 08:27:19 PM
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/129b2d61-2c56-4687-a069-55b7b2b967a5l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/9d582e50-226a-4515-a31d-88db2b652997l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/fbba037f-1756-4445-a926-c422ff535477l.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/ee55163e-22b2-46de-930b-cc4f5a0ba79cl.jpg)
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/2b4b55d0-a420-4a37-84a1-28e0c37a213bl.jpg)
 
these kids are pretty good. If i owned a company, i would defnitely sponsor em. The flatground manual pic is totally nuts.

I guess Sponsorhouse.com gets the job done!
this kid goes soo hard i wish i could sponser him my self!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Truancy on April 30, 2011, 03:06:40 PM
http://memegenerator.net/instance/7569119 (http://memegenerator.net/instance/7569119)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Double Pegasus on April 30, 2011, 03:22:59 PM
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/03/06/7a8ee583-f9a7-4472-b1de-7557f8ccb6a5f.jpg?size=775)
This one is bold as fuck, not showing how long the gap really is, nor giving us a hint of what trick he obviously landed.
Not that i would need one, it's clearly a bs discoflyingnightmareflip
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: friendly dave on May 01, 2011, 03:47:07 PM
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/03/06/64eb6615-2ab2-49d7-aead-d5212adbf080f.jpg?size=775)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/03/06/a64ca945-0b72-4d04-8777-a70467eee65cf.jpg?size=775)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/03/06/852a500e-4b81-464b-9a1e-c1128b75765df.jpg?size=775)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/03/06/90cfe533-73a2-43c6-b28a-a984507d19d1f.jpg?size=775)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Mr.Squarepants on May 02, 2011, 11:41:30 PM
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/03/06/64eb6615-2ab2-49d7-aead-d5212adbf080f.jpg?size=775)


damn his feet look set up for a nollieflip out, could it be?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: friendly dave on May 03, 2011, 12:50:59 AM
Nollie tre the hard way. Check those front toes.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Mr.Squarepants on May 03, 2011, 07:31:56 PM
he musta been haulin somethin fierce to grind that crusty ass curb
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Nick Bruno on May 03, 2011, 11:16:26 PM
(http://i51.tinypic.com/xap20m.jpg)
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2lafo2d.jpg)
(http://i51.tinypic.com/j7eucp.jpg)
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2cor0pf.jpg)

This kid is 20 years old......
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: finknoos on May 04, 2011, 04:39:03 AM
(http://ll.broadbandsports.com/images/ryan_skateboarding.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HXP2Z5GXFO8/SJILCJNTXxI/AAAAAAAADUU/WKiMFx0oQjY/s1600-h/Trey+Skateboarding+Axle+Stall+012.jpg)
(http://mdb1.ibibo.com/02953616c7465645f5f672962f3c73b133a1444751cbda48c3ad9c0ea8bf1f238e6d0248c3d77c8cd32440d305687bf568af31fc8.jpeg/kid-skateboard-champ-pose-children.jpeg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: friendly dave on May 04, 2011, 12:13:02 PM
(http://mdb1.ibibo.com/02953616c7465645f5f672962f3c73b133a1444751cbda48c3ad9c0ea8bf1f238e6d0248c3d77c8cd32440d305687bf568af31fc8.jpeg/kid-skateboard-champ-pose-children.jpeg)

Haha. U Mad?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: jimi420 on May 04, 2011, 12:37:32 PM
(http://mdb1.ibibo.com/02953616c7465645f5f672962f3c73b133a1444751cbda48c3ad9c0ea8bf1f238e6d0248c3d77c8cd32440d305687bf568af31fc8.jpeg/kid-skateboard-champ-pose-children.jpeg)

Haha. U Mad?
Antwuan's shoulder steeze doesn't have shit on this guy.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on May 04, 2011, 01:13:10 PM
(http://mdb1.ibibo.com/02953616c7465645f5f672962f3c73b133a1444751cbda48c3ad9c0ea8bf1f238e6d0248c3d77c8cd32440d305687bf568af31fc8.jpeg/kid-skateboard-champ-pose-children.jpeg)

Haha. U Mad?
Antwuan's shoulder steeze doesn't have shit on this guy.

please also notice the (fake?) D3s.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: jimi420 on May 04, 2011, 10:09:13 PM
(http://mdb1.ibibo.com/02953616c7465645f5f672962f3c73b133a1444751cbda48c3ad9c0ea8bf1f238e6d0248c3d77c8cd32440d305687bf568af31fc8.jpeg/kid-skateboard-champ-pose-children.jpeg)

Haha. U Mad?
Antwuan's shoulder steeze doesn't have shit on this guy.

please also notice the (fake?) D3s.
That's his new pro model bro. They're just like the old D3s.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: smokecrack on May 04, 2011, 10:35:14 PM
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5303/5689565772_962f76de68_o.jpg)

(and i love that it's labeled as "kid-skateboard-champ-pose-children". haha)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Albatross on June 06, 2011, 12:44:17 AM
fuck sponsorhouse has been back for so long and noone is posting in this thread

hookit.com

handrail
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/05/23/f0da89b5-4b35-4a00-bbd2-09f54c2ac7aef.jpg?size=775)

7 foot gap ollie
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/05/21/beb4596b-fdfc-4c7d-b978-768ea0f58245f.jpg?size=775)

big swich 180 over a gap
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/06/02/2bf72e8d-bf37-48c4-bab1-8b72b4d8bafef.jpg?size=775)

kickflip
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/03/06/852a500e-4b81-464b-9a1e-c1128b75765df.jpg?size=775)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Albatross on June 06, 2011, 12:57:48 AM
damn matt slenz got flow for spy optics
get some

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2009/06/08/5e0d093a-141e-445d-8e63-0e919931ecf8f.jpg?size=775)

oh and i forgot to mention bamboo skateboards heres another ad he made for them
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2009/05/18/ef2f4b73-cbb2-4ec6-be51-7dd1713cbcd5f.jpg?size=775)
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/05/20/7ffd4c70-3837-4c94-a287-f79dcccbac87l.jpg)
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/04/30/f5ffc74d-375b-4844-bd32-5848c888d9dcl.jpg?size=375)
nose slide shuv
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/10/29/37dd4da3-e314-45f7-abd0-3c4c556cb808l.jpg?size=375)
custom paint job on the taurus #swag
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/10/29/0333b995-a1ec-44d0-b4c3-01828ce92455f.jpg?size=775)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Reev on June 06, 2011, 07:25:07 AM
Uh oh, Bamboo skateboards are taking back the streets.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: LOU.502 on June 06, 2011, 03:58:14 PM
that sw 180 is no joke, yo
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: able on June 06, 2011, 04:20:56 PM
this guy is killing it
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/03/06/95182e05-31e4-4feb-a83b-e4562e5e1cf4f.jpg?size=775)
and he's handsome,  for a cyborg
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/03/06/0476c843-9ebd-4d4c-802e-58c87ed081d1f.jpg?size=775)

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Albatross on June 06, 2011, 08:20:11 PM
ahah poor livetskiy, has no idea that you auto get 15% "sponsorship" offers when you sign up
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Donkey Lips on June 10, 2011, 05:23:36 AM
Heard Matt Slenz might enter street league for the 2012.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: duffmanshredder on June 11, 2011, 09:18:26 PM
I have never wanted to hit a child........until now
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/12/20/22694b8c-d9cb-43c1-ba7a-4ae984c453d2f.jpg?size=775)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: William Jefferson Clinton on June 11, 2011, 09:30:39 PM
"Kickfip 3 block, first try"
http://www.hookit.com/search/contentviewer.aspx?resourceId=719c7929-848f-4727-9c87-e8017c8778e9 (http://www.hookit.com/search/contentviewer.aspx?resourceId=719c7929-848f-4727-9c87-e8017c8778e9)
http://www.hookit.com/search/contentviewer.aspx?resourceId=719c7929-848f-4727-9c87-e8017c8778e9
(http://www.hookit.com/search/contentviewer.aspx?resourceId=9ffd102b-61ec-441c-a90f-72d61697ea66)
The hell?  Why wont it post the pictures on here?  Did Slap change the image link deal?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: jimi420 on June 12, 2011, 12:53:08 AM
^He's got that antwaun arm steeze
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on June 15, 2011, 06:12:52 AM
I think she's going for the Kevin Staab look.
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/03/06/2a247899-70a4-4085-ad4c-dfa55323ba34l.jpg?size=660)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: finknoos on June 15, 2011, 07:35:30 AM
(http://blogs.oracle.com/socialsite/resource/offwego.png)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Donkey Lips on June 15, 2011, 11:13:46 AM
I've actually met this dude. His name is Dan and he's 40. He skated my hometown skatepark on his "tour" in 2006. He brought a van full of 13 year old kids that told me how good he was and assured me that he was sponsored by Monster and Globe. He showed up, stretched, and put Monster stickers on his "Got Jesus" t-shirt before filming at the park. So many caveman boardslides and early grabs that didn't clear the pyramid.

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/16/8644a493-b681-4c4b-a655-ccb452379a0cl.jpg)


Nice enough dude. He would scream "YEAH! ALRIGHT!" every time somebody road away from anything. He asked me to film a part for his new video. I was flattered. I always assumed this dude would be the type where the police would find a bunch of dead children in his house someday.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: LOU.502 on June 19, 2011, 11:53:34 AM
I've actually met this dude. His name is Dan and he's 40. He skated my hometown skatepark on his "tour" in 2006. He brought a van full of 13 year old kids that told me how good he was and assured me that he was sponsored by Monster and Globe. He showed up, stretched, and put Monster stickers on his "Got Jesus" t-shirt before filming at the park. So many caveman boardslides and early grabs that didn't clear the pyramid.

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/16/8644a493-b681-4c4b-a655-ccb452379a0cl.jpg)


Nice enough dude. He would scream "YEAH! ALRIGHT!" every time somebody road away from anything. He asked me to film a part for his new video. I was flattered. I always assumed this dude would be the type where the police would find a bunch of dead children in his house someday.
what. the. fuck.
amazing...
looks like he's about to kick out too.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: William Jefferson Clinton on June 19, 2011, 01:51:33 PM
(http://www.hookit.com/search/contentviewer.aspx?resourceId=719c7929-848f-4727-9c87-e8017c8778e9)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tobey on June 20, 2011, 07:37:23 AM
I have never wanted to hit a child........until now
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/12/20/22694b8c-d9cb-43c1-ba7a-4ae984c453d2f.jpg?size=775)
oh my god this is way to good
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: friendly dave on June 25, 2011, 01:36:14 PM
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/03/06/1803fa6e-0461-4430-ac27-6405b1d6cfb4l.jpg?size=660)

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on June 25, 2011, 02:38:11 PM
Jesus, how can kids actually like this shit?

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/6d219367-a323-40ec-9f41-bb969d59910cl.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/95b92148-f05a-44ff-a09f-9d9f0edaefedl.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/68ec7548-3bb0-44fc-9974-a8d5a12f5483l.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/03/06/01882b51-a899-4247-8574-340dce4ae3e8l.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/6c06f5a9-8f07-4426-af8b-0f5487da835el.jpg?size=660)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Omamori on June 25, 2011, 02:42:57 PM
Just think of the money that could be made off selling those Monsters. The kids at the park would go ape shit. I didn't think companies would send free products to these kids.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: friendly dave on June 25, 2011, 03:59:12 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmj3usUES81qj4sofo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1309129025&Signature=O3fxBd4U9etAYAuukVnaSrhRbcg%3D)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln6757qruI1qh2ep7o1_500.jpg)

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lma8idNSSU1qh2ep7o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: The Twilight Zone on June 26, 2011, 05:47:12 AM
ahaha the longboard ones are awesome
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: finknoos on June 27, 2011, 02:40:29 AM
(http://overbored.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/img_8352.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on June 27, 2011, 02:43:43 AM
i?m glad i scrolled to the right.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: finknoos on June 27, 2011, 02:49:23 AM
i?m glad i scrolled to the right.

far rights where its at!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Bobby Peru on June 28, 2011, 11:11:17 AM
I have never wanted to hit a child........until now
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/12/20/22694b8c-d9cb-43c1-ba7a-4ae984c453d2f.jpg?size=775)

I've never met this kid before, but my shop gave him a board for a benefit thing for his family when his brother died. Based on his profile, I think he might be pretty fucked up from it. I don't know if showering him with liquid cigarettes and pushing delusions of sponsorship will really help.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Bobby Peru on June 28, 2011, 11:16:09 AM
He also has an album called "Eddie B with girls." I'm not doing a very good job of trying not to make fun of this kid.

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2009/10/05/42b0d4da-4f44-466b-a1ba-26d3b8b63fedl.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2009/10/05/78b57990-2a6f-4f4c-afa7-5f1cb82cac3bl.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2009/09/26/2c7b4205-c8ef-4606-bb8a-74faea8e3e96l.jpg?size=660)

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: stef on July 01, 2011, 06:16:21 PM
Jesus, how can kids actually like this shit?

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/6d219367-a323-40ec-9f41-bb969d59910cl.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/95b92148-f05a-44ff-a09f-9d9f0edaefedl.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/68ec7548-3bb0-44fc-9974-a8d5a12f5483l.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/03/06/01882b51-a899-4247-8574-340dce4ae3e8l.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/6c06f5a9-8f07-4426-af8b-0f5487da835el.jpg?size=660)
I can't figure out if I know this kid or if there is another 15 year old named Bryce who looks a lot like a kid I used to live near.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: LOU.502 on July 01, 2011, 10:42:23 PM
bryce needs to be taken out back and shot
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: alrightythen on July 05, 2011, 04:41:07 PM
bryce needs to be taken out back and shot
i laughed out loud. But i do agree. Youre not allowed to be 15 and have a monster cake.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Anthony on July 05, 2011, 09:12:02 PM
I've actually met this dude. His name is Dan and he's 40. He skated my hometown skatepark on his "tour" in 2006. He brought a van full of 13 year old kids that told me how good he was and assured me that he was sponsored by Monster and Globe. He showed up, stretched, and put Monster stickers on his "Got Jesus" t-shirt before filming at the park. So many caveman boardslides and early grabs that didn't clear the pyramid.

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/16/8644a493-b681-4c4b-a655-ccb452379a0cl.jpg)


Nice enough dude. He would scream "YEAH! ALRIGHT!" every time somebody road away from anything. He asked me to film a part for his new video. I was flattered. I always assumed this dude would be the type where the police would find a bunch of dead children in his house someday.
haha theres a pic of him wearing that on like the second page of this thread.
(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/3/aef5d5de-01e2-45e2-ba57-7993866c22ccl.jpg)
this thread is incredible
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Bantam on July 05, 2011, 11:40:07 PM
This thread is still the best.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: friendly dave on July 06, 2011, 12:30:45 PM
(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/03/06/d8d7473f-e1bf-479c-b48b-c60388283074.jpg?size=520)

(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/03/06/be9479ff-2a60-4391-bdd3-90c18e7a76e9.jpg?size=520)

(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/03/06/03885ba3-474f-473f-99b1-d564719b771e.jpg?size=520)

(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/03/06/1c26ee9e-5450-463e-9a92-6081e486247b.jpg?size=520)

(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/06/23/4d2f2c18-c3b5-4835-a3e2-c77697913d8b.jpg?size=520)

(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/03/06/3942ed54-0637-400c-8b7e-9a0350ee4a1f.jpg?size=520)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: The Twilight Zone on July 06, 2011, 02:43:51 PM
(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/03/06/d8d7473f-e1bf-479c-b48b-c60388283074.jpg?size=520)

this hurts my eyes, and you can barely even see the rail hahaha
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: DaveZ92 on July 06, 2011, 04:24:16 PM
Synergy Skate Team....
"Ollie North"




Also, how do I post pics properly? I don't know what the fuck I'm doing....
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Tarquin on July 06, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/03/06/d8d7473f-e1bf-479c-b48b-c60388283074.jpg?size=520)

this hurts my eyes, and you can barely even see the rail hahaha

How dare he soil the name Bukowski. Haven't checked this thread in a while, glad I did.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: friendly dave on July 08, 2011, 01:05:36 PM
(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/03/06/579e40b7-3e23-4b77-914c-9174b425053d.jpg?size=520)
"Ollie north"

(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2010/11/10/5b41dfcf-c605-4ebc-9c37-1aff0e876213.jpg?size=520)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: The Twilight Zone on July 10, 2011, 12:58:49 PM
Synergy Skate Team....
"Ollie North"




Also, how do I post pics properly? I don't know what the fuck I'm doing....

-img-(link here)-/img-


but insted of dashes, put brackets [ ]
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: LOU.502 on July 10, 2011, 10:29:34 PM
ollie north made me laugh so hard I shed a little tear of concentrated joy and secondhand embarrassment
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Bobby Peru on July 13, 2011, 03:06:43 PM
I have never wanted to hit a child........until now
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/12/20/22694b8c-d9cb-43c1-ba7a-4ae984c453d2f.jpg?size=775)

I've never met this kid before, but my shop gave him a board for a benefit thing for his family when his brother died. Based on his profile, I think he might be pretty fucked up from it. I don't know if showering him with liquid cigarettes and pushing delusions of sponsorship will really help.

Sorry to quote myself, but he came to a local park today on this bus:

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/07/13/10108bef-4c46-4752-8304-1e863a2f075a.jpg?size=880)

They were just leaving as we got there, so I didn't get to see any shenanigans, but boy did i have to peel off Monster stickers.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on July 15, 2011, 10:11:34 AM
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/06/27/7c34d7d2-be5f-4d26-8418-386f014db843.jpg?size=880)
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/06/26/eba23f46-6f17-4618-9a1d-4b6079dca501.jpg?size=880)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: DaveZ92 on July 15, 2011, 08:28:35 PM
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/06/27/7c34d7d2-be5f-4d26-8418-386f014db843.jpg?size=880)
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/06/26/eba23f46-6f17-4618-9a1d-4b6079dca501.jpg?size=880)

so good....
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: The Twilight Zone on July 16, 2011, 07:48:14 AM
hahahahaa the circle of life
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: friendly dave on July 18, 2011, 03:15:00 PM
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lojdey99Pu1qj4sofo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: ScreamingHand on July 18, 2011, 06:43:24 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/htramitz/IMG_0438.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/htramitz/c1a11426.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: friendly dave on July 27, 2011, 12:21:55 AM
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lox27fdLMf1qj4sofo1_500.png)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lor8h0UAdJ1qj4sofo1_500.jpg)

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lolw6lieaY1qj4sofo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: friendly dave on July 29, 2011, 03:42:20 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp27ihrr6h1qj4sofo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Upgrayedd on July 30, 2011, 04:25:23 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp27ihrr6h1qj4sofo1_500.jpg)
lol wut?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: mandibleclaw on August 02, 2011, 12:16:38 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp27ihrr6h1qj4sofo1_500.jpg)

if he did a powerslide to boardslide up the ramp then that's pretty goddamn cool.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: duffmanshredder on August 06, 2011, 08:02:46 AM
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lolw6lieaY1qj4sofo1_500.jpg)
When I saw this all  I could think of was "we come together as VOLTRON!!!"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: frisco on August 11, 2011, 01:19:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/opJNI.gif)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: finknoos on August 11, 2011, 02:09:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/opJNI.gif)

oh god this is brilliant
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Upgrayedd on August 11, 2011, 06:52:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/opJNI.gif)

oh god this is brilliant
i dont even....but my god!!!!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Omamori on August 11, 2011, 08:26:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/opJNI.gif)
Haha
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Blumpkinz on August 15, 2011, 07:58:46 PM
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/47415_149464411753962_100000712117125_281542_3776591_n.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: pinche gringo on August 19, 2011, 10:55:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/opJNI.gif)

oh god this is brilliant

Brilliant it is!  Holy shit.  If only there was sound to accompany this.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Grubby Mits on August 21, 2011, 01:56:43 PM
bryce needs to be taken out back and shot

That's if a heart attack doesn't get him first
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Hypnotoad on August 31, 2011, 08:28:07 PM
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/47415_149464411753962_100000712117125_281542_3776591_n.jpg)

So grateful for all Dyrdek has done for skateboarding.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: The Twilight Zone on September 04, 2011, 01:55:33 PM
now that cole is on monster the spiked cuff really just finishes the look
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Big Bird on September 04, 2011, 09:58:31 PM
"New profile pic"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: pica on September 05, 2011, 06:46:08 PM
"New profile pic"

^nothing is wrong with a solid boneless-one.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: friendly dave on September 15, 2011, 02:52:29 PM
Grinding the rainbow! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfEAkLY0t7s&feature=related#ws)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: finknoos on September 16, 2011, 02:30:11 AM
^^ HA i remember doing that as a kid but on a flatbar, however i didnt film it and ask for comments
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on September 16, 2011, 10:19:19 AM
keep reaching for that rainbow, hunter!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Glitch on September 18, 2011, 01:28:32 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp27ihrr6h1qj4sofo1_500.jpg)

if he did a powerslide to boardslide up the ramp then that's pretty goddamn cool.
While searching layback grinds on youtube, I got distracted and found myself watching longboard hill bombs, slams and slides. Anyway, I found some footage of that same guy(at least, as he appears to me) doing a powerslide boardslide. I thought someone might like to see it. 2:43-3:15
Gravity Slide Fest "Best Trick" 2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDz0pyc26Ss&feature=related#ws)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: tobey on September 18, 2011, 07:56:58 PM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/167257-2/Skater_dumpster.gif?) (http://forgifs.com)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Joe Pesci on September 18, 2011, 09:40:54 PM
that dumpster just raped that kid
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: iKobrakai on September 22, 2011, 02:47:43 PM
that dumpster just raped that kid
Where is Chris Hansen when you need him?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on September 22, 2011, 04:32:18 PM
that dumpster just raped that kid
Where is Chris Hansen when you need him?

in the dumpster.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: iKobrakai on September 24, 2011, 12:44:13 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp27ihrr6h1qj4sofo1_500.jpg)

if he did a powerslide to boardslide up the ramp then that's pretty goddamn cool.
While searching layback grinds on youtube, I got distracted and found myself watching longboard hill bombs, slams and slides. Anyway, I found some footage of that same guy(at least, as he appears to me) doing a powerslide boardslide. I thought someone might like to see it. 2:43-3:15
Gravity Slide Fest "Best Trick" 2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDz0pyc26Ss&feature=related#ws)
Two questions:
1) Even though these bros are totally awesome at sliding, hpw cpme their style looks soo uncomfortable as soon as they push or worse, ollie?
2) The fuck was Duane Peters doing there hanging out with those losers?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: LOU.502 on September 26, 2011, 11:50:15 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp27ihrr6h1qj4sofo1_500.jpg)

if he did a powerslide to boardslide up the ramp then that's pretty goddamn cool.
While searching layback grinds on youtube, I got distracted and found myself watching longboard hill bombs, slams and slides. Anyway, I found some footage of that same guy(at least, as he appears to me) doing a powerslide boardslide. I thought someone might like to see it. 2:43-3:15
Gravity Slide Fest "Best Trick" 2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDz0pyc26Ss&feature=related#ws)
Two questions:
1) Even though these bros are totally awesome at sliding, hpw cpme their style looks soo uncomfortable as soon as they push or worse, ollie?
2) The fuck was Duane Peters doing there hanging out with those losers?

duane does what duane wants dammit
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: doomstation55 on December 20, 2011, 11:51:43 AM
its true, for some reason all longboarders dont bother learning to push. As a result half of em go mongo....
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: iKobrakai on December 31, 2011, 06:26:11 AM
its true, for some reason all longboarders dont bother learning to push. As a result half of em go mongo....

Dont matter, they are like a black holes, sucking all things lame.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: managuense on January 14, 2012, 03:26:29 PM
oh man i have never been on this site, but i randomly stumbled onto this thread and laughed my fuckin ass off so hard i had to register and personally thank all of you for it. pure fuckin comedy, the christian messages just put it over the top. oh and also i know im a surfer bra kook but that guy doing the turn on the weird board with tires is pro surfer brad gerlach, that guy is insane. doubt he could kickflip or probly even ollie but im sure with a little practice and motivation he would be frontside hacking a pool like noone's business
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Probably A Robot on January 16, 2012, 02:11:16 PM
I just finished reading this thread from the beginning, and it has been a long and hilarious journey. Out of everything here, this one takes it for sure. I can't believe that actually happened, The mongo push is just icing.
(http://i.imgur.com/opJNI.gif)

Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: escapistfool on February 05, 2012, 07:29:18 PM
(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/08/14/cc26686d-f110-4530-905b-6f0243f01153.jpg?size=520)
(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/03/06/3188cfb3-157e-492f-addb-12630b39458d.jpg?size=520)
For you core-cats (http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/12/05/70a20911-f957-4d10-8076-10b84cc7a19b.jpg?size=520)
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2012/02/03/da099eae-5024-4cd6-bd8d-0afa40d1a42a.jpg?size=880)
wrongboarding spawns (http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2012/02/03/e4cff599-695f-4068-9dee-38ad28602dfc.jpg?size=880)
(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2012/02/03/f80b15e7-fb03-49ac-95db-4fe22db344bf.jpg?size=520)
Sam Kimpan, damn this dude is a mutherfuckin college student(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2012/02/03/f9f76139-5687-48c4-8fcc-b1cec6881fd8.jpg?size=880)
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2012/02/01/b408b398-d16d-430e-9e03-6bd3248b3e33.jpg?size=880)
Michel Lepez 24 fuckin years old (http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2012/01/31/e448a8e8-b2fa-4aee-badf-876857f91fd9.jpg?size=520)
This guy's awesome hair http://www.hookit.com/members/benfinucan/ (http://www.hookit.com/members/benfinucan/)
This kid thinks he's gonna get sponsored with male grappling (Tyler Johnson)(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2012/02/04/d6e0b1e6-07f9-4131-8dcf-8377237b168d.jpg?size=880)
Douche-alert http://www.hookit.com/members/matthewnelson32/ (http://www.hookit.com/members/matthewnelson32/)
dude that was totaly a land bro (http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2012/01/29/38d3154f-f7af-495a-b57b-ffba81d7065b.jpg?size=880)
fml(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2012/01/25/5b8f24ed-278b-49d0-9f77-29f756c9e9e1.jpg?size=880)
daewong song manaul power(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2012/01/26/e5e38f7d-bd79-48fe-ba2c-8189cef1bc27.jpg?size=880)
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2012/01/24/a0651b68-2775-4a77-a0c7-a2972d390a32.jpg?size=880)
austyn gilette style(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2012/01/23/b20e4696-ac1e-4782-ad67-24873e500eaf.jpg?size=880)
boneless 2 airwalk(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2012/01/18/70348f18-531d-461e-be5f-251503c75fca.jpg?size=880)
session got called off bc rain im geting mad at rain (http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2012/01/18/1dfef32f-e6de-4109-b818-0aa50c378990.jpg?size=520)
my sponsor pic ad(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2012/02/02/0166297e-b3d8-4a47-a338-6e7682f29ddd.jpg?size=520)
his name is Kirk Cockstello(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2012/01/18/0b8cfd6b-461a-4236-a074-6be3e61485ad.jpg?size=520)
hhelflip 170(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2012/01/13/81942c48-f435-453e-8d69-5a20f2517f16.jpg?size=520)
(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2012/01/04/53711a1a-4211-4f6e-aea8-9f96c1b2d361.jpg?size=520)
"outward heelfip"(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/12/23/9645fc0f-3f31-421d-9955-ceee3c9d325d.jpg?size=520)
this dude is killin it at life "good calves!"http://www.hookit.com/members/jakelachance/ (http://www.hookit.com/members/jakelachance/)



im done.
(http://)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: happenstance on February 05, 2012, 07:47:14 PM
I have been aware of these sites for some time but what I don't understand is this - when you gain a "sponsor", do they send people stuff? I am sure some of the kids get free shit but it can't be possible that everyone gets something. That would probably put some of these companies out of business. Is getting "sponsored" on one of these sites akin to liking a page on facebook? Maybe I just answered my own question.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on February 05, 2012, 09:47:39 PM
(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/12/23/9645fc0f-3f31-421d-9955-ceee3c9d325d.jpg?size=520)
(http://www.sportsblognetwork.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Santo-heel-click2.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: escapistfool on April 15, 2012, 01:38:42 PM
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/297007_216951918358320_100001305412448_511048_226679292_n.jpg)
"I was trying to baskside 360 wit my hands sideways" (http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/308218_232244960162349_100001305412448_557825_338616962_n.jpg)
(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2010/11/10/9e171133-ccfb-47c9-827b-dc63e8e27afd.jpg?size=520)
(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2009/05/16/30ef57e9-0b0e-4904-84cc-2abb9d8173ba.jpg?size=520)

"i did switch 270 tailside"(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/06/23/7a9784a5-5671-4d40-9f00-2bbacab3d840.jpg?size=520)

sweet gear(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/06/18/1228ed6d-f0ca-4463-9772-0c862e7fd232.jpg?size=520)

Im not sure if this is photoshopped or not lol (http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/03/06/4c200602-4750-4786-b155-cdf64a1a2d2a.jpg?size=520)

"Fo my genruss sponsyurs"(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2010/09/13/12878f51-71a2-4144-b645-6ed0ad6b7474.jpg?size=520)

(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2010/03/22/4835bc15-6942-4f5f-93fa-27ad8dd1adc9.jpg?size=520)
"Appreal"(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2010/05/14/48638cc6-9dd2-4e14-8b7f-38c955765edc.jpg?size=520)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: ScreamingHand on April 23, 2012, 04:26:24 PM
Best Trick Tip Ever! Land More Tricks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WqzWZv2-8M&feature=g-vrec&context=G2a01987RVAAAAAAAAAQ#ws)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: floop on April 23, 2012, 04:41:14 PM
Best Trick Tip Ever! Land More Tricks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WqzWZv2-8M&feature=g-vrec&context=G2a01987RVAAAAAAAAAQ#ws)

this should have been an OIAM elimination challenge
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: iKobrakai on April 27, 2012, 12:34:22 PM
Balansing a board? Sure, makes sence if all other parts weight equally, something they never do. Even then, it does not matter, boards dont weight enough for balance to make any difference.

Back to Jake Lachance, here is his profile: http://www.hookit.com/members/jakelachance/ (http://www.hookit.com/members/jakelachance/) .
Filed under "Vitals":

Sports: BMX, Skate, Snowboard, Scootering, Fishing
My Resumes: BMX, Skate, Snowboard, Scootering, Fishing, Archery, Baseball
Bio: im good in school but seem not to want to go and people say im cute
Style: chillin
Favorite Athletes: Dave Mirra, Travis Pastrana, Tory Pudwell, Bam Margera, Rob Dyrdek, Big Black

There is a clip of him sucking at BMX freestyle, Jakes response to the haters?  "My Edited Video - it was wet dont make fun of me "
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Josh McLaughlin on May 03, 2012, 11:08:28 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp27ihrr6h1qj4sofo1_500.jpg)

if he did a powerslide to boardslide up the ramp then that's pretty goddamn cool.
While searching layback grinds on youtube, I got distracted and found myself watching longboard hill bombs, slams and slides. Anyway, I found some footage of that same guy(at least, as he appears to me) doing a powerslide boardslide. I thought someone might like to see it. 2:43-3:15
Gravity Slide Fest "Best Trick" 2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDz0pyc26Ss&feature=related#ws)
Is that Ziggy from tony hawks american wasteland at 3:20?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: InternetDaddy on May 05, 2012, 03:02:12 PM
Balansing a board? Sure, makes sence if all other parts weight equally, something they never do. Even then, it does not matter, boards dont weight enough for balance to make any difference.

Back to Jake Lachance, here is his profile: http://www.hookit.com/members/jakelachance/ (http://www.hookit.com/members/jakelachance/) .
Filed under "Vitals":

Sports: BMX, Skate, Snowboard, Scootering, Fishing
My Resumes: BMX, Skate, Snowboard, Scootering, Fishing, Archery, Baseball
Bio: im good in school but seem not to want to go and people say im cute
Style: chillin
Favorite Athletes: Dave Mirra, Travis Pastrana, Tory Pudwell, Bam Margera, Rob Dyrdek, Big Black

There is a clip of him sucking at BMX freestyle, Jakes response to the haters?  "My Edited Video - it was wet dont make fun of me "
http://www.hookit.com/members/jakelachance/media/79b349fb-a2a0-4a09-9d33-174947307528.aspx (http://www.hookit.com/members/jakelachance/media/79b349fb-a2a0-4a09-9d33-174947307528.aspx)

even though his shoes do look a size or two too big, I highly doubt this is just a case of "shoes sucking bad that day"
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: skateboardpizza on May 21, 2012, 10:01:28 PM
Jesus, how can kids actually like this shit?

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/6d219367-a323-40ec-9f41-bb969d59910cl.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/95b92148-f05a-44ff-a09f-9d9f0edaefedl.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/68ec7548-3bb0-44fc-9974-a8d5a12f5483l.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/03/06/01882b51-a899-4247-8574-340dce4ae3e8l.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/6c06f5a9-8f07-4426-af8b-0f5487da835el.jpg?size=660)

Diabetes
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: R. D. Pullman on May 21, 2012, 10:15:39 PM
Balansing a board? Sure, makes sence if all other parts weight equally, something they never do. Even then, it does not matter, boards dont weight enough for balance to make any difference.

Back to Jake Lachance, here is his profile: http://www.hookit.com/members/jakelachance/ (http://www.hookit.com/members/jakelachance/) .
Filed under "Vitals":

Sports: BMX, Skate, Snowboard, Scootering, Fishing
My Resumes: BMX, Skate, Snowboard, Scootering, Fishing, Archery, Baseball
Bio: im good in school but seem not to want to go and people say im cute
Style: chillin
Favorite Athletes: Dave Mirra, Travis Pastrana, Tory Pudwell, Bam Margera, Rob Dyrdek, Big Black

There is a clip of him sucking at BMX freestyle, Jakes response to the haters?  "My Edited Video - it was wet dont make fun of me "

bahaha. this thread is fucking awesome
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: The Twilight Zone on May 22, 2012, 03:11:55 PM
(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/12/05/70a20911-f957-4d10-8076-10b84cc7a19b.jpg?size=520)

hahahahaha
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: escapistfool on May 23, 2012, 09:19:54 PM
And the fact that he's holding a Consolidated board makes it even funnier.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Tarela on June 20, 2012, 08:36:18 PM
Jesus, how can kids actually like this shit?

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/6d219367-a323-40ec-9f41-bb969d59910cl.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/95b92148-f05a-44ff-a09f-9d9f0edaefedl.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/68ec7548-3bb0-44fc-9974-a8d5a12f5483l.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/03/06/01882b51-a899-4247-8574-340dce4ae3e8l.jpg?size=660)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/09/17/6c06f5a9-8f07-4426-af8b-0f5487da835el.jpg?size=660)

Diabetes
Juvenile Diabetes to the max indeed
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Dontkickshitfoot on July 15, 2012, 09:32:33 PM
We can't make this shit up...


(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/35/659df035-1653-4da6-9aff-1ae2e9675b02.jpg)

WTF

(http://www.sponsorhouse.com/RFS/36/d6dd66e1-7d84-4d6e-85be-280c05323c2e.jpg)

HOLY SHIT! i went to school with this kid! Hopefully i have the chance to throw something at him in the near future
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: busey on July 16, 2012, 12:00:23 AM
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/207_27485161652_4678_n.jpg)
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/230040_6173731652_6999_n.jpg)
mean lean and no wax but fuck it we're doin it live
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/205154_4209126652_4737_n.jpg)
as i said

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/189530_4541406652_7805_n.jpg)
we out here.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: escapistfool on July 17, 2012, 09:54:32 PM
He even got his facial hair to look like Bam's. Awesome
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Choad Muskrat on July 18, 2012, 01:17:09 PM
(http://assets.hookit.com/rfs/2011/12/05/70a20911-f957-4d10-8076-10b84cc7a19b.jpg?size=520)

hahahahaha

Ahhhhhhh! Kill it!!! Kill it with Fire!!!!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: apad88 on August 02, 2012, 07:05:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQGUf4Ohi_0&feature=youtube_gdata_player (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQGUf4Ohi_0&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2012, 02:36:15 PM

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/189530_4541406652_7805_n.jpg)
we out here.
Heartogram pendant- check
Sweet technical facial hair- check
Killer shades to intimidate haters and possibly ferociously rip off when shit gets poppin'- check
and the clincher, MIKES HARD LEMONADE- CHECK MOTHER FUCKER!
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: SockCucker on September 10, 2012, 07:00:07 PM
thats mgd
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: CallMeMaybe on January 01, 2013, 12:16:09 PM
darkstar board review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP3haNJIq70#ws)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: finknoos on January 14, 2013, 11:33:55 AM
(http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/405348_353904644693112_564204545_n.jpg)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: paraquat on January 22, 2013, 11:12:24 AM
(http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/405348_353904644693112_564204545_n.jpg)
That's fucking awesome.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: dankradschwag on May 29, 2013, 10:38:11 PM
(http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/405348_353904644693112_564204545_n.jpg)

i'm seriously loling right now
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: LOU.502 on June 01, 2013, 12:32:10 PM
darkstar board review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP3haNJIq70#ws)
Every single aspect of that video was amazing. Holy shit. "Darkstars, their paint comes off real easy..."
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on July 25, 2013, 07:02:37 PM
i don't know how you dudes can hate on a dude trying to suck his own dick while pogoing, thats some next level mullen shit
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: 360 frip on October 09, 2013, 06:08:52 PM
darkstar board review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP3haNJIq70#ws)
Every single aspect of that video was amazing. Holy shit. "Darkstars, their paint comes off real easy..."
Bearings was a high point. They roll real good... ;D
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: JB on October 17, 2013, 01:26:11 PM
I have never wanted to hit a child........until now
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/12/20/22694b8c-d9cb-43c1-ba7a-4ae984c453d2f.jpg?size=775)

I've never met this kid before, but my shop gave him a board for a benefit thing for his family when his brother died. Based on his profile, I think he might be pretty fucked up from it. I don't know if showering him with liquid cigarettes and pushing delusions of sponsorship will really help.

Sorry to quote myself, but he came to a local park today on this bus:

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/07/13/10108bef-4c46-4752-8304-1e863a2f075a.jpg?size=880)

They were just leaving as we got there, so I didn't get to see any shenanigans, but boy did i have to peel off Monster stickers.

Big Eddie B! this kid added me on facebook probably like three years ago and would always post crazy photos like this. i used to see him at the park all the time. i think his dads full time job was to drive him around to all the parks and film him.

after you read his bio, you feel a little bad for making fun of the kid, but some of the stuff he posts is gold.

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2013/07/25/90b6f58f-906b-482b-94d4-28b4f01b6ebb.jpg?size=880)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/07/15/0e76bc74-b7e3-4936-a734-a1a980833a8b.jpg?size=880)



what shop do you own bobby?
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: test on December 27, 2015, 07:59:34 PM
 ;) ;) ;)



gclub (http://www.gclubth.com/)
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Bobby Peru on December 27, 2015, 09:00:38 PM
I have never wanted to hit a child........until now
(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2010/12/20/22694b8c-d9cb-43c1-ba7a-4ae984c453d2f.jpg?size=775)

I've never met this kid before, but my shop gave him a board for a benefit thing for his family when his brother died. Based on his profile, I think he might be pretty fucked up from it. I don't know if showering him with liquid cigarettes and pushing delusions of sponsorship will really help.

Sorry to quote myself, but he came to a local park today on this bus:

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/07/13/10108bef-4c46-4752-8304-1e863a2f075a.jpg?size=880)

They were just leaving as we got there, so I didn't get to see any shenanigans, but boy did i have to peel off Monster stickers.

Big Eddie B! this kid added me on facebook probably like three years ago and would always post crazy photos like this. i used to see him at the park all the time. i think his dads full time job was to drive him around to all the parks and film him.

after you read his bio, you feel a little bad for making fun of the kid, but some of the stuff he posts is gold.

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2013/07/25/90b6f58f-906b-482b-94d4-28b4f01b6ebb.jpg?size=880)

(http://assets.hookit.com/RFS/2011/07/15/0e76bc74-b7e3-4936-a734-a1a980833a8b.jpg?size=880)



what shop do you own bobby?

Two years late here but I worked at Launch. Didn't own it.
Title: Re: this ones bad
Post by: Allen. on April 14, 2016, 10:35:15 AM
...
Eddie B was the last person I was expecting to see when I ended up in this thread haha