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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: cold budweisers on August 16, 2007, 09:42:42 PM
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there is this girl i went out with for like two years and we broke up a few months ago, but she's not really getting it. she is constantly calling me and telling me she is in love with me and that she wants to marry me. i'm having a hard time with it, because she is cool and one of my best friends and i don't want to tell her to fuck off or anything, but goddamn give me a break. i don't know what to say or do without hurting her feelings, i mean maybe it will work out in a few years but right now i just want to go crazy and mack on girls at bars. what should i do YO?
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alright, first thing your gonna need to do is create a sponsorhouse account.
next your gonna need to do a kickflip in your driveway (or sidewalk), and post that shit up.
after that, you are going to need to contact fuel clothing company and send em' them slammin' pics.
the last step is to use your immense new popularity in the sponsorhouse community to get some bitchez, and take pictures of them sucking your chache.
oh, and then send them to the girl.
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Seriously dude, be honest with her.
Say "Hey... back off for awhile. WE BROKE UP. Right now, I wanna live my newly acquired single life and see where it takes me. Go live your life and maybe someday our lives might intertwine again. But for now, we're over, gimme my space."
And if she don't like that... dicksmack her.
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kill her
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kill her
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kill her
NOOOO
Bad advice!
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Try anal?
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if theres a girl that likes you and you really think shes a great girl, you should reconsider the single thing...its cool for a few weeks, maybe months but then you realize that shit isnt so great. a cool girl doesnt come along often, most of them are fucking nuts.
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Try anal?
in a threesome... and not the gay way either.
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if theres a girl that likes you and you really think shes a great girl, you should reconsider the single thing...its cool for a few weeks, maybe months but then you realize that shit isnt so great. a cool girl doesnt come along often, most of them are fucking nuts.
Word. If she's cool enough that you don't want to cut her out of your life, get back with her. If you're just holding on because you were in a relationship for two years, tell her to leave you the fuck alone and start nailing chicks from the bar.
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All you can do is be honest with her. Just tell her what you wrote it that initial post, but maybe be a little more tactful. Then just cut her out of your life. Stop seeing her or taking her calls. As cruel as it may sound it is going to be the best thing for her in the long run. After a while she will tire of it and move on.
Whatever you do, as tempting as it may be, DO NOT continue to sleep with her, seeing as she obviously has serious feelings for you, and it will never be just casual for her.
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if theres a girl that likes you and you really think shes a great girl, you should reconsider the single thing...its cool for a few weeks, maybe months but then you realize that shit isnt so great. a cool girl doesnt come along often, most of them are fucking nuts.
i don't think there are girls who aren't fucking nuts
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i can't cut her out of my life, she is one of my best friends. i just can't be with her, for now at least.
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i can't cut her out of my life, she is one of my best friends. i just can't be with her, for now at least.
Why can't you be with her?
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Kill her, then try anal
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i can't cut her out of my life, she is one of my best friends. i just can't be with her, for now at least.
Why can't you be with her?
because having a girlfriend fucking sucks, duh
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i can't cut her out of my life, she is one of my best friends. i just can't be with her, for now at least.
Why can't you be with her?
Well, yeah. You could try telling her you need some time to ______(fill in blank with excuse here), but I still think if you think she's so cool and that you need her in your life you should just go out with her.
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i would seriously prefer just being friends with her
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tell her your gay?
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i like to draw little penises
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in high school i drew this demon dick jizzing onto a bible and my art teacher asked me what i was laffing about and i was like, 'shit nuthin' and she took my notebook and gave it to the dean. i had to go to the dean and he harassed me pretty bad about it and my mom had to be there too. cul
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well, find that picture and show it to her and explain that it has a lot of intense personal meaning to you... that it basically encapsulates your view of the world, and that you plan to become a goth in the near future.
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Tell her you asked Slap Pals for advice. Problem solved.
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Post pix
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Bone her, and do something weird like shit all over the place while you're boning. Could work.
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just tell her you have HIV.
Or that you had sex with her mom.
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if theres a girl that likes you and you really think shes a great girl, you should reconsider the single thing...its cool for a few weeks, maybe months but then you realize that shit isnt so great. a cool girl doesnt come along often, most of them are fucking nuts.
i agree with most of this, except it leaves out any understanding of the need to get that shit out your system.
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As a relationship ahole myself I know where you are coming from. Ditch her. It will have to be rude or it won't work. You obviously want to be single so be single. Keeping it going will just get you stuck in a relationship you don't want. When you hook back up a few years from now it will be fun for a moment but will end terribly.
"Better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't." Gibby Haynes
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you should just cut your losses and bail completely. it never works out just being 'friends'.
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probably right.
the gator sodomy one is an option but over rated.
fuck knows...
if you dont want her let/make her go, thats the only real answer...
besides anal necrophilia (maybe under rated?)...
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it's not like i'm not single or haven't broken up with her, she's just being salty about the whole shit
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Tell her you asked Slap Pals for advice. Problem solved.
of course, where else would i go?
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there is this girl i went out with for like two years and we broke up a few months ago, but she's not really getting it. she is constantly calling me and telling me she is in love with me and that she wants to marry me. i'm having a hard time with it, because she is cool and one of my best friends and i don't want to tell her to fuck off or anything, but goddamn give me a break. i don't know what to say or do without hurting her feelings, i mean maybe it will work out in a few years but right now i just want to go crazy and mack on girls at bars. what should i do YO?
post nudes or get the fuck out!
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only if you post nudes of dodgersgirl
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What happened, did she get fat?
Btw, the only decent thing to do is to be honest. This may make it sound to her like you are a selfish prick who wants to have his cake and eat it and hey, maybe you just are.
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only if you post nudes of dodgersgirl
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I will post nudes of past lays if anyones interested.
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sure why not
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I will post nudes of past lays if anyones interested.
well make a new thread titled not work appropriate.
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^good idea.
the beautiful girls thread almost got me in trouble today.
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^good idea.
the beautiful girls thread almost got me in trouble today.
I have no probs with people posting whatevs pic wise but a little warning in the subtitle would be nice when I'm at work fosho. Plus then I can go home and say 'no time for family, Polish teenagers post!'
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Oh man, the polish girls. I told that story about 10 times last night.
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Oh man, the polish girls. I told that story about 10 times last night.
post nudez...nudez nudez nudez!
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Oh man, the polish girls. I told that story about 10 times last night.
I dont have their nudes man, I met them for one night only. But the one girl got my email and sent me a pic.. i posted it in the original thread.
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alright, first thing your gonna need to do is create a sponsorhouse account.
next your gonna need to do a kickflip in your driveway (or sidewalk), and post that shit up.
after that, you are going to need to contact fuel clothing company and send em' them slammin' pics.
the last step is to use your immense new popularity in the sponsorhouse community to get some bitchez, and take pictures of them sucking your chache.
oh, and then send them to the girl.
or you can buy Sheckler's myspace account off Ebay
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she is one of my best friends.
that's what you should be looking for anyways, man.
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yeah, but that's it. i don't really think i'm in love with her. FUCK what a regular situation
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Dude how old are you?
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14
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Ah man, you need to stop sweating over this. You have no idea how many more times you're going to go through this. hahaha.
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Move to Kentucky and marry her.
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Move to Kentucky and marry her.
That is only legal if they're blood relatives
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www.ageofconsent.com
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please tell me that's interweb/Slap sarcasm
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Oh snap!
You have no idea how many more times you're going to go through this. hahaha.
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are you doods serious? i talk about going to the bar in my original post
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are you doods serious? i talk about going to the bar in my original post
Wheeeew I thought it was but had to ask before I started talking shite.
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Nigga, I was at the bars by 12.
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Oh man, the polish girls. I told that story about 10 times last night.
I dont have their nudes man, I met them for one night only. But the one girl got my email and sent me a pic.. i posted it in the original thread.
*runs to other thread*
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Nigga, I was at the bars by 12.
Pfffft, I came out of the womb with a Carlsberg in my hand and a Lucky Strike cig in my teeth.
And my advice to R&B is to tell her your gay, and that your only cure is pooning promiscuous, sleazy barcrawl girls. She'll understand.
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The doctor new I was ahead of my game, so they had to shove baby girls in my moms woom so I could get my baby fuck on.