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Title: Juno
Post by: 410 on September 17, 2007, 02:12:51 PM
http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=22959 (http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=22959)
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on September 17, 2007, 02:14:39 PM
Jupiter called...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: cold budweisers on September 17, 2007, 02:19:32 PM
ellen page is cute
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: lophatrophazoa on September 17, 2007, 08:44:20 PM
i though this was gonna be a thread about the junos and i lol'd
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Penis_Monster on September 17, 2007, 10:11:32 PM
ellen page is cute

yup

too bad she's into girls............supposedly.

michael cera and jason bateman are in this movie too. Yeeeah.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Bill on September 17, 2007, 11:16:16 PM
michael cera and jason bateman are in this movie too. Yeeeah.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Penis_Monster on November 14, 2007, 09:39:03 PM
i just came back from a free screening.


This movie is the personification of cute (that's not a bad thing)





here's a list of free screenings happening around the country:
http://rsvp.foxsearchlight.com/RSVPSystem/screenings.php?MoviesId=55
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: bentmode on November 14, 2007, 09:45:11 PM
psyched. time to find me a date
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: cold budweisers on November 14, 2007, 09:51:29 PM
time to find me two dates  8)
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: kylegherman on November 14, 2007, 09:54:28 PM
This movie is my favorite of the year for sure, I have been obsessed with Ellen Page for so long. I can't wait to see it again.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/kylegherman/junoportrait01.jpg)

Title: Re: Juno
Post by: cold budweisers on November 14, 2007, 09:59:59 PM
ellen page is way cute
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 14, 2007, 10:02:46 PM
Is this movie gonna make me all warm and fuzzy like being in a tub full of bunnies?!?!?!
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 14, 2007, 10:05:09 PM
i just came back from a free screening.


This movie is the personification of cute (that's not a bad thing)





here's a list of free screenings happening around the country:
http://rsvp.foxsearchlight.com/RSVPSystem/screenings.php?MoviesId=55


Great, no Ontario screenings. This is worse than Fully Flared. I'm going to hug my cat now.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Lord Voldemort on November 15, 2007, 04:27:31 AM
Kimya Dawson soundtrack? what up
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: RRRRRAD on November 15, 2007, 04:29:57 AM
shit looks so good


im thinking close behind superbad
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: sebastian toombs on December 24, 2007, 02:26:46 PM
just saw 'juno' this afternoon with my girl.  i am in no way a cinemaphile -- in fact, generally i dislike movies.  but this film was perfect from end to end.  i dont have a single complaint.  every character was consistent and believable, yet there was a pretty surprising plot twist involved.  it was really well filmed (made me miss vancouver a lot!), the storyline was interesting, it was a pleasure to watch.  id even go back if someone else was paying.

AND its important to note that Commercial D makes an appearance...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: cold budweisers on December 24, 2007, 03:01:17 PM
i saw it a week or two ago, it's decent. BUT when is the d. handsome cameo???!?????
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: cold budweisers on December 24, 2007, 03:09:34 PM
(http://www.dallashansen.com/images/mtl.jpg)
'hey...can i come in...'
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 24, 2007, 03:36:01 PM
Is this movie gonna make me all warm and fuzzy like being in a tub full of bunnies?!?!?!
no, it's going to make you feel like youre in a tub full of warm bunnies mating
merry christmas all
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on December 24, 2007, 04:57:01 PM
This looks like the worst movie possible. I'm so bummed that the Bluth boys are in it.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Penis_Monster on December 24, 2007, 05:01:55 PM
This looks like the worst movie possible. I'm so bummed that the Bluth boys are in it.

a lot of the dialogue is cringe-worthy, but it is by no means a horrible movie.

And both Bluth's are amazing in it.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: cold budweisers on December 24, 2007, 06:05:57 PM
a lot of the dialogue is cringe-worthy
i'd say about 75% of it is, especially rainn wilson's little cameo. i wanted to leave the theater right then.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: sectachrome on December 24, 2007, 06:42:54 PM
shit looks so good


im thinking close behind superbad

it looks good

but fuck outta here.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: sebastian toombs on December 24, 2007, 07:03:47 PM

a lot of the dialogue is cringe-worthy

really?  i thought that the (over)use of supposedly contemporary 'teen talk' was fairly clumsy, but otherwise i thought it was quite good.   
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Nadie on December 24, 2007, 08:23:34 PM
I want to see this.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Penis_Monster on December 24, 2007, 08:34:26 PM

a lot of the dialogue is cringe-worthy

really?  i thought that the (over)use of supposedly contemporary 'teen talk' was fairly clumsy, but otherwise i thought it was quite good.   

I thought the Juno character was too hip for her own good (i.e. the part when she and Jason Bateman's character are discussing music. C'mon! ! ! Who talks like that?)

Otherwise, the film was very sincere and genuine.....and those two attributes outweigh whatever negative response i had to some of the lingo the actors were using. 

I liked their use of the term "food baby." I'm gonna start using that in real life.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Penis_Monster on December 24, 2007, 08:37:12 PM
a lot of the dialogue is cringe-worthy
i'd say about 75% of it is, especially rainn wilson's little cameo. i wanted to leave the theater right then.

i love the office and rainn wilson, but his cameo made me:  ::). His 2 or 3 lines weren't at all funny but everyone in the theater was laughing their ASSES off (i think they *made* themselves laugh solely because Dwight K. Schrute was on the movie screen, and people usually associate Dwight with laughter...so they kinda felt obligated to give out a huge chuckle).

Title: Re: Juno
Post by: EricLogan on December 25, 2007, 03:06:20 PM
I was skeptical, but you guys make it sound awesome. I think I will see this, maybe
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ReidVaeth on December 25, 2007, 03:35:07 PM
shit looks so good


im thinking close behind superbad
it was really good.i saw it a week ago in dallas and it was actually a good film.i forget his name but the kid from superbad is really good in this film just like in superbad.and ellen page is on somewhere on my list.right behind lindsay lohan.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: sebastian toombs on December 25, 2007, 03:56:01 PM
i saw it a week or two ago, it's decent. BUT when is the d. handsome cameo???!?????

i saw him listed as one of the high school track team dudes...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on December 25, 2007, 07:50:38 PM
i am way skeptical of this movie. it looks like another shitty garden state psuedo indie shit fest but if it's recommended i might rent it.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ReidVaeth on December 26, 2007, 07:38:36 PM
i am way skeptical of this movie. it looks like another shitty garden state psuedo indie shit fest but if it's recommended i might rent it.
why don't you like garden state?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: illymatic numerodos on December 26, 2007, 07:42:11 PM
somebody post one of those dvd screener links. i can't find one...yet
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: hatehatehatehate on December 26, 2007, 08:37:57 PM
just saw 'juno' this afternoon with my girl.  i am in no way a cinemaphile -- in fact, generally i dislike movies.  but this film was perfect from end to end.  i dont have a single complaint.  every character was consistent and believable, yet there was a pretty surprising plot twist involved.  it was really well filmed, the storyline was interesting, it was a pleasure to watch.  id even go back if someone else was paying.

dude... this is exactly how i saw it, how i feel about movies, and how i feel about this one. thats pretty damn incredible. mental twin. weird shit. i thought i'd hate this thing before i saw it, but its actually pretty good. good tunes in there to.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: alexx on December 26, 2007, 09:17:34 PM
there's this wonderful film called 'little miss sunshine', i think some of you guys would like it.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: kylegherman on December 26, 2007, 10:19:00 PM
Opening title sequence -> http://www.shadowplaystudio.com/juno/ (http://www.shadowplaystudio.com/juno/)

And amazing script (left side of page) -> http://www.foxsearchlight.com/awards/ (http://www.foxsearchlight.com/awards/)
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Nadie on December 27, 2007, 05:29:07 PM
I saw it last night. It was alright. I definitely agree that a lot of the pretentious, hipster, pseudo-intellectual dialog was annoying. I think I expected more out of it, but I don't regret seeing it. It was pretty good.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: stagefright on December 28, 2007, 07:29:23 PM
i cant tell if thats sarcasm or not? fuck garden state but scrubs had been on for probably 5 years before that, and what has he done since?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: skatebored on December 28, 2007, 07:50:54 PM
it looks like a good movie and i really think the guy from arrested development/superbad is funny....but it sucks that hes gotta play that same character for the rest of his career.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: gaiparee on December 28, 2007, 08:08:21 PM
there's this wonderful film called 'little miss sunshine', i think some of you guys would like it.

little miss sunshine was more overhyped than fully flared.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: longballlarry on December 28, 2007, 08:14:11 PM
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/killakash/badbeat.jpg?t=1198901518)
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Penis_Monster on December 28, 2007, 10:00:46 PM
it looks like a good movie and i really think the guy from arrested development/superbad is funny....but it sucks that hes gotta play that same character for the rest of his career.

typecasting sucks......but at least he's great at playing the type he's being casted for.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: kylegherman on December 28, 2007, 11:21:17 PM
He played a lot more dramatic roles when he was a kid. I would have liked to have seen him beat out Haley Joel Osment for the role in The 6th Sense.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: rickey henderson on January 16, 2008, 11:59:05 PM
the awfulness of this movie approached 'smokin' aces' levels of bad.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: og de souzas legs on January 17, 2008, 12:02:06 AM
It was alright. I definitely agree that a lot of the pretentious, hipster, pseudo-intellectual dialog was annoying. I think I expected more out of it, but I don't regret seeing it. It was pretty good.


my thoughts exactly
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 12:04:15 AM
a lot of the dialogue is cringe-worthy
i'd say about 75% of it is, especially rainn wilson's little cameo. i wanted to leave the theater right then.

i love the office and rainn wilson, but his cameo made me:  ::). His 2 or 3 lines weren't at all funny but everyone in the theater was laughing their ASSES off (i think they *made* themselves laugh solely because Dwight K. Schrute was on the movie screen, and people usually associate Dwight with laughter...so they kinda felt obligated to give out a huge chuckle).



Wait... the good office or the lame, americanized rip off???
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brooklyn brawler on January 17, 2008, 12:10:32 AM
^^^of course you're the type of guy to use such a cliche pretentious line.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: clay on January 17, 2008, 12:12:00 AM
I saw it last night. It was alright. I definitely agree that a lot of the pretentious, hipster, pseudo-intellectual dialog was annoying. I think I expected more out of it, but I don't regret seeing it. It was pretty good.
i agree

, also the movie tripped me out,,,probably because i was high as a kite, i think i liked junos friend the best, thats my kind of girl
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brooklyn brawler on January 17, 2008, 12:18:19 AM
I think most of you are missing the idea that you don't go to a movie like this "with the bros".


Walking out of the theatre, you'll look gay.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: baxter on January 17, 2008, 12:29:57 AM
I saw it last night. It was alright. I definitely agree that a lot of the pretentious, hipster, pseudo-intellectual dialog was annoying. I think I expected more out of it, but I don't regret seeing it. It was pretty good.
i agree

, also the movie tripped me out,,,probably because i was high as a kite, i think i liked junos friend the best, thats my kind of girl
Your kind of girl is annoying as fuck.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 12:31:48 AM
^^^of course you're the type of guy to use such a cliche pretentious line.

Hey I can't help it if it's true. Steve Carrell is funny but the rip off is just not funny. No one is a comedic genuis like Ricky Gervaise. They sucked the soul out of his brilliant baby...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 12:34:24 AM
Don't hate...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brooklyn brawler on January 17, 2008, 01:00:53 AM
It's like you walked out of 2004 and straight into this message board.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Silent Bob. on January 17, 2008, 03:00:19 AM
I want to see evidence of her drinking from the furry cup...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: yeah dude! on January 17, 2008, 03:05:00 AM
somebody post one of those dvd screener links. i can't find one...yet

I don't believe you even looked...

http://www.surfthechannel.com/info/Movies/Movies_all/46383/Juno.html
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: frisco on January 17, 2008, 03:11:30 AM

a lot of the dialogue is cringe-worthy

really?  i thought that the (over)use of supposedly contemporary 'teen talk' was fairly clumsy

I thought the Juno character was too hip for her own good
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: loophole on January 17, 2008, 03:54:56 AM
there were about 5 kimya dawson songs. i wanted to scissor sister myself to death i hate that voice so much
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Sleazy on January 17, 2008, 04:18:15 AM
Juno was good but I watched Hard Candy last night and it's way better for my taste. Not so cutisy and a better role for whats her name...

(http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.horrorlair.com/movies/images/hard-candy-onesheet.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEtJOl62UC4a-dPqDRIwvAEOw9aEw)
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: victoria on January 17, 2008, 04:39:33 AM
movie was good but i went to see it with my mom so that was kind of awkard.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: kylegherman on January 17, 2008, 10:08:12 AM
^^^of course you're the type of guy to use such a cliche pretentious line.

Hey I can't help it if it's true. Steve Carrell is funny but the rip off is just not funny. No one is a comedic genuis like Ricky Gervaise. They sucked the soul out of his brilliant baby...

How is it a rip off if Ricky Garvais is executive producer and writer on 55 episodes. I also like the US version better then the British version.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: cold budweisers on January 17, 2008, 11:12:48 AM
hard candy is fucking awful dude, the dialogue was worse than juno's
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Sleazy on January 17, 2008, 11:21:23 AM
The dialog in Juno to me felt more contrived and forced for what's her name, like typical romantic comedy dialog usaully is. I thought Hard Candy's take on witty, teen style of dialog was a better fit for her acting style than the "cute but smart" teen style dialog of Juno. The dad and the superbad guy had good dialog juno, but I just felt her dialog didn't seem natural and was a bit of weak link in the film.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: marty. on January 17, 2008, 11:22:24 AM
a lot of the dialogue is cringe-worthy
i'd say about 75% of it is, especially rainn wilson's little cameo. i wanted to leave the theater right then.

i love the office and rainn wilson, but his cameo made me:  ::). His 2 or 3 lines weren't at all funny but everyone in the theater was laughing their ASSES off (i think they *made* themselves laugh solely because Dwight K. Schrute was on the movie screen, and people usually associate Dwight with laughter...so they kinda felt obligated to give out a huge chuckle).



Wait... the good office or the lame, americanized rip off???

ET, shut the fuck up.
I really could care less about your thoughts on how our country is run, but you need to stop running your mouth about Heath Kirchart and The Office.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Zurg on January 17, 2008, 12:37:36 PM
yeah and those are my initials. shits not cool man...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Diesel on January 17, 2008, 01:44:34 PM
I can't wait to see it tonight.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: stagefright on January 17, 2008, 03:43:15 PM
hard candy was 100 times worse, why would anyone bring that up
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 03:46:04 PM
^^^of course you're the type of guy to use such a cliche pretentious line.

Hey I can't help it if it's true. Steve Carrell is funny but the rip off is just not funny. No one is a comedic genuis like Ricky Gervaise. They sucked the soul out of his brilliant baby...

How is it a rip off if Ricky Garvais is executive producer and writer on 55 episodes. I also like the US version better then the British version.

that's interesting. You'd think it wouldn't be so lame compared to the british version if he truly were allowed to exercise any genuine meaure of creative control. The problem is that the people in the American version just do crazy and rediculous things cause, "Whoa!!! They're bein crazy, cause it's crazy and funny! Haha whoa!!!" But i honestly couldn't see anyone in real life having so little common sense that they'd do things like that under the impression that it were genuinely a good idea. Everything that happens in the british version comes off as entirely plausible. You should really watch it sometime. Plus, when you rip off anything it's never going to be as good the second time around. They tried to do it with Fawlty Towers, also, and it bombed in a week. Especially since they didn't admit it was a rip off and just tried to plagerize it outright...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 03:50:13 PM
yeah and those are my initials. shits not cool man...

haha really? Well if your name is in reference to the Zerg from Starcraft, as opposed to Emporer Zurg from Toy Story, then what say we have a Starcraft duel for rights the ET name? They're actually my initials too tho haha...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Marvin Gaye on January 17, 2008, 03:52:14 PM
im currently writing the pilot for the americanized version of the young ones.

were trying to get zach braff to play vyv, ving rhames to play neil, frankie munez to play mike and maroki from superbad to play rick.

the cliff richard jokes will be endless.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 03:56:50 PM
im currently writing the pilot for the americanized version of the young ones.

were trying to get zach braff to play vyv, ving rhames to play neil, frankie munez to play mike and maroki from superbad to play rick.

the cliff richard jokes will be endless.

Is that british? I've never seen Thw Young One's. I'm more of a Black Adder/Fawlty Towers/Red Dwarf man myself.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brent on January 17, 2008, 03:58:11 PM
ET253, maybe when you're done saving skateboarding, you can save The Office!
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 04:16:44 PM
I'd rather see skateboarding die. I'd prefer to remember it in it's prime. Much like Elvis, I don't like seeing it in the process of keeling over on the toinlet with it's pants down. I'd rather remember skateboarding for how great it once was, instead of how lame it has now, and is still becoming. I don't wanna look back at entire generations of Rob Queerdik's and Cryan Sheckler's...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: marty. on January 17, 2008, 04:21:36 PM
a lot of the dialogue is cringe-worthy
i'd say about 75% of it is, especially rainn wilson's little cameo. i wanted to leave the theater right then.

i love the office and rainn wilson, but his cameo made me:  ::). His 2 or 3 lines weren't at all funny but everyone in the theater was laughing their ASSES off (i think they *made* themselves laugh solely because Dwight K. Schrute was on the movie screen, and people usually associate Dwight with laughter...so they kinda felt obligated to give out a huge chuckle).



Wait... the good office or the lame, americanized rip off???

ET, shut the fuck up.
I really could care less about your thoughts on how our country is run, but you need to stop running your mouth about Heath Kirchart and The Office.

haha it seems as though I've touched a nerve. Well if that's truly what you think then feel fre to blow your brains out at any time. God obviously designed natural selection specifically for people like you...

I've got all the episodes of the British version of The Office, and I'm not saying I don't like it, but the whole tone of the show is so different from the American version, especially these last couple seasons, that it's dumb to compare them.
But yeah, although I'm sure there are some people that legitimately prefer it, it often sounds slightly pretentious when people say they like the original version better, especially coming from you. Like one of those "Their first album was better" guys.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: reaganomics on January 17, 2008, 04:25:06 PM
i cant get into the british version.. USA USA !!!!!

i loved this movie
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 04:39:13 PM
a lot of the dialogue is cringe-worthy
i'd say about 75% of it is, especially rainn wilson's little cameo. i wanted to leave the theater right then.

i love the office and rainn wilson, but his cameo made me:  ::). His 2 or 3 lines weren't at all funny but everyone in the theater was laughing their ASSES off (i think they *made* themselves laugh solely because Dwight K. Schrute was on the movie screen, and people usually associate Dwight with laughter...so they kinda felt obligated to give out a huge chuckle).



Wait... the good office or the lame, americanized rip off???

ET, shut the fuck up.
I really could care less about your thoughts on how our country is run, but you need to stop running your mouth about Heath Kirchart and The Office.

haha it seems as though I've touched a nerve. Well if that's truly what you think then feel fre to blow your brains out at any time. God obviously designed natural selection specifically for people like you...

I've got all the episodes of the British version of The Office, and I'm not saying I don't like it, but the whole tone of the show is so different from the American version, especially these last couple seasons, that it's dumb to compare them.
But yeah, although I'm sure there are some people that legitimately prefer it, it often sounds slightly pretentious when people say they like the original version better, especially coming from you. Like one of those "Their first album was better" guys.

I don't see how you couldn't compare the two. It's the same show. That's totally different than the first album second album concept...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: swissenheights on January 17, 2008, 04:59:15 PM
i dunno if its abp<br>http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/juno/
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brooklyn brawler on January 17, 2008, 05:05:17 PM
ET would seriously be the worst poster in 2005. Even worse than Reed.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Diesel on January 17, 2008, 05:12:13 PM
ET how does it feel to be in  the worst video game in history?

Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 05:16:47 PM
ET how does it feel to be in  the worst video game in history?



I've actually never played it but it can't be worse than World Heroes. Can it??? I dunno that'd be a pretty bad video game...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brooklyn brawler on January 17, 2008, 06:49:58 PM
The only people say fighting games are shitty are people who suck at them. You wish you could parry into a double combo ender.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 06:51:18 PM
I actually wish I could just play street fighter 2 turbo instead. It's the exact same thing after all... only infinitely better.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 06:52:53 PM
The World Heroes legacy will live on, however, simply because it was such a terrible knockoff. And because of Rasputin. Any game that has Rasputin as a character is worth remembering in my book.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brooklyn brawler on January 17, 2008, 07:16:02 PM
I hope one day Steve Austin is walking the street, I throw him a beer, and he stunners you.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: colinsthename on January 17, 2008, 07:31:25 PM
I hope one day Steve Austin is walking the street, I throw him a beer, and he stunners you.

hahahahahahahahah.

 i hate this ET dude.  fuck the british office.  i can't even understand what ricky gervaise and dizzy from "the new guy" are talking about.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: EricLogan on January 17, 2008, 07:31:51 PM
I hope one day Steve Austin is walking the street, I throw him a beer, and he stunners you.


hahaha, wowww, and your rep is 316.

This incident might just occur now.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: colinsthename on January 17, 2008, 08:30:19 PM
dude, "you're a big fag"? come onnnnn.  and for future reference, put all your shit ramblings into one post instead of a bunch of consecutive ones, it's easier to skip over that way.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: damian on January 17, 2008, 08:46:07 PM
damn, i still cannot figure out how ET can post so steadily during autofellatio. your neck must hate you.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Knockout Ned on January 17, 2008, 10:44:04 PM
for the love of vov, stop posting novels, no one reads that shit.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brooklyn brawler on January 17, 2008, 10:50:46 PM
I bet you wish this guy was fucking you.

(http://rmfoley.tripod.com/Images/Stone%20Cold%202-Milk.jpg)
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 17, 2008, 10:53:44 PM
damn, i still cannot figure out how ET can post so steadily during autofellatio. your neck must hate you.

What exactly makes it automatic? I'd imagine that the use of the term "automatic" would refer to the notion of not having to make any effort, no? It's funny when people try to say witty sounding things that aren't clearly defined enough for them to actually be considered at all clever by anyone with more than half a brain. For instance, when you say "autofellatio" that would either imply that I have an automatic device of some sort to use for the purpose of felating myself, or that I have someone or something willing to automatically felate me on command, but then you so cunningly wrapped it all up with (from the veiwpoint of an obviously inferior intellect) that seemingly infallible little zinger of "your neck must hate you," which would contradictorily imply that I'm fellating myself, which would therefore make it anything but automatic because I would have to go to the trouble of actually felating myself. But none of that matters in your crazy, little, mixed up world of teenage angst now does it? The only semblence of a rational outcome you're capable of comprehending from this altercation would be something along the lines of "Ohhhhhhhhh! BOO YA!!!" I must need some ointment for that burn now, huh? Well, maybe I would if any of that had made any sense, whatsoever. Seriously though, to those of us with greater than a child sized intellect and wit, you just come off as sounding like a complete and total hate filled simpleton. Take my advice and get a life, maybe you might even think about quitting while you're still only slightly behind.
You are the most staggeringly unintelligent person to ever post on the slap boards. If I ever make it to the Tacoma area I will try my very hardest to assault you.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 10:54:04 PM
I bet you wish this guy was fucking you.

(http://rmfoley.tripod.com/Images/Stone%20Cold%202-Milk.jpg)

ya that image hosted by tripod logo is hot
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 17, 2008, 10:56:00 PM
Everyone there hates you, I know this.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 17, 2008, 10:56:35 PM
Ya
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 17, 2008, 10:57:38 PM
Ya
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 10:58:59 PM
who is this? Is this someone from Washington???
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 17, 2008, 10:59:34 PM
Na
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 11:01:10 PM
Na

In that case hooray for Washington...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Marvin Gaye on January 17, 2008, 11:02:21 PM
oh hey, the george lopez show is on.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: damian on January 17, 2008, 11:02:30 PM
reference.com

Autofellatio
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of ones own penis as a form of masturbation. Most men do not possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologist Craig Bartle reported that fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penis. Previously, autofellatio was considered by behavioristic science as a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice.

dunderhead.







Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 11:03:37 PM
dude, "you're a big fag"? come onnnnn.  and for future reference, put all your shit ramblings into one post instead of a bunch of consecutive ones, it's easier to skip over that way.

ok
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 11:03:57 PM
dude, "you're a big fag"? come onnnnn.  and for future reference, put all your shit ramblings into one post instead of a bunch of consecutive ones, it's easier to skip over that way.

I won't
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 17, 2008, 11:04:11 PM
Ya
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 11:04:35 PM
dude, "you're a big fag"? come onnnnn.  and for future reference, put all your shit ramblings into one post instead of a bunch of consecutive ones, it's easier to skip over that way.

don't worry
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 17, 2008, 11:04:52 PM
Ya
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 11:05:04 PM
dude, "you're a big fag"? come onnnnn.  and for future reference, put all your shit ramblings into one post instead of a bunch of consecutive ones, it's easier to skip over that way.

you can count on me
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 11:05:25 PM
dude, "you're a big fag"? come onnnnn.  and for future reference, put all your shit ramblings into one post instead of a bunch of consecutive ones, it's easier to skip over that way.

buddy ol' pal
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 11:07:35 PM
reference.com

Autofellatio
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of ones own penis as a form of masturbation. Most men do not possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologist Craig Bartle reported that fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penis. Previously, autofellatio was considered by behavioristic science as a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice.

dunderhead.

haha seriously???








Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 11:14:52 PM
reference.com

Autofellatio
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of ones own penis as a form of masturbation. Most men do not possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologist Craig Bartle reported that fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penis. Previously, autofellatio was considered by behavioristic science as a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice.

dunderhead.






haha seriously???


yeah, had to find it after that last essay. i thought you were gonna start about car-aided masturbation.

how does that work? WIth the exhaust pipe???
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: damian on January 17, 2008, 11:16:21 PM
reference.com

Autofellatio
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of ones own penis as a form of masturbation. Most men do not possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologist Craig Bartle reported that fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penis. Previously, autofellatio was considered by behavioristic science as a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice.

dunderhead.






haha seriously???


yeah, had to find it after that last essay. i thought you were gonna start about car-aided masturbation.

how does that work? WIth the exhaust pipe???

nah, turn the radio up and use the bass vibrations against your schlong.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 11:18:34 PM
haha, well, that's one way I guess...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 17, 2008, 11:22:28 PM
Ya
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 17, 2008, 11:24:24 PM
Alexactly agrees. I guess he's a fan of the of the am/fm masturbation technique as well...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 17, 2008, 11:25:43 PM
Ya
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: yeah dude! on January 18, 2008, 12:23:37 AM
who is this? Is this someone from Washington???

Wait, are you from WA?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 18, 2008, 02:49:10 AM
who is this? Is this someone from Washington???

Wait, are you from WA?

That I am. Hence the area code...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Warren on January 18, 2008, 03:28:12 AM
I liked it, the dialog was a little hard to listen to at times. Story was good.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 18, 2008, 03:37:14 AM
haha you're a little late to the party but thank you for reminding us all what this thread was supposed to be about...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: EricLogan on January 18, 2008, 03:57:51 AM
I liked it, the dialog was a little hard to listen to at times. Story was good.

shhhhhhh.

(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4527/14770614he6.gif)
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Sleazy on January 18, 2008, 04:25:42 AM
the dialog was a little hard to listen to at times.

glad to see i wasn't the only one...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Rob1 on January 18, 2008, 04:52:13 AM
I really hate ET253 so I'm very sad that I also prefer the british office
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 18, 2008, 04:55:46 AM
I really hate ET253 so I'm very sad that I also prefer the british office

What'd I ever do to you dude? This is the problem with message boards people just come up with opinions about others without ever even knowing them. Had I never even been hated on for no reason in the first place I never would have said all this harsh shit about everyone on here and now I look like a big asshole simply for sticking up for myself. I'm not the one that says bullshit about people for noe reason other than to make myself feel big. That's how all this started, douchebags just tryna steal a base...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Sleazy on January 18, 2008, 05:13:19 AM
ET, If you went to a bar and there was a group of people sitting at the bar who are obviously locals and all know each other and you decided to check it out sit at the bar and join in on the conversation, would you still approach things the same way you did here?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 18, 2008, 05:16:01 AM
If someone said outright that they hated me and told me to fuck off for no reason whatsoever (exactly the same as how the majority of people on here have approached me) then, ya, I probly would end up getting in a fight...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: victoria on January 18, 2008, 05:20:23 AM
the dialog was a little hard to listen to at times.

glad to see i wasn't the only one...

painful and awkard at times but i still really enjoyed it. although according to my sister that is how younger people talk now and it was very consistent and real to life
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Sleazy on January 18, 2008, 05:30:33 AM
sounds like it'd be more annoying than ever to be in high school right now
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Sleazy on January 18, 2008, 06:07:32 AM
must not be good ecstasy
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 18, 2008, 07:47:33 AM
Ya
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 18, 2008, 07:49:39 AM
reference.com

Autofellatio
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of ones own penis as a form of masturbation. Most men do not possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologist Craig Bartle reported that fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penis. Previously, autofellatio was considered by behavioristic science as a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice.

dunderhead.









Ya know that pretty sad that you know that...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Sleazy on January 18, 2008, 08:02:35 AM
come on now, everyone knows that especially after the recent well publisized political scandal (http://tinyurl.com/dnm7v)
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: damian on January 18, 2008, 11:49:22 AM
reference.com

Autofellatio
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of ones own penis as a form of masturbation. Most men do not possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologist Craig Bartle reported that fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penis. Previously, autofellatio was considered by behavioristic science as a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice.

dunderhead.









Ya know that pretty sad that you know that...

no, knowing about the holocaust is sad. autofellatio, not so sad.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Destroy AND/OR Destroy on January 18, 2008, 12:10:43 PM
Jeff says fuck Juno, watch There Will Be Blood. Believe me, there will be blood.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Guile on January 18, 2008, 01:09:57 PM
juno was dope. glad i burned it.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 18, 2008, 02:54:23 PM
Juno is to movies as ET420 is to human beings.

Guile, YOU liked Juno?????????? What the fucking fuck????????????????????????????????
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Guile on January 18, 2008, 03:03:21 PM
i was really really high and also playing manhunt during the watch. ive already forgotten most of it. i remember a little girl getting pregnant and trying to prego hump her sugar daddy
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Destroy AND/OR Destroy on January 18, 2008, 03:51:29 PM
Jeff says fuck Juno, watch There Will Be Blood. Believe me (J), there will be blood.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 18, 2008, 03:54:42 PM
reference.com

Autofellatio
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of ones own penis as a form of masturbation. Most men do not possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologist Craig Bartle reported that fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penis. Previously, autofellatio was considered by behavioristic science as a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice.

dunderhead.









Ya know that pretty sad that you know that...

no, knowing about the holocaust is sad. autofellatio, not so sad.

I don't see how you could not know about the holocaust. Autfellatio on the other hand...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 18, 2008, 04:08:38 PM
Ya
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: marty. on January 18, 2008, 04:09:14 PM
someday when you die cause God is gonna have your ass for all this negativity you revel in pointlessly spreading

lol

The thought of god hanging out on Slap is funny.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: vicky on January 18, 2008, 04:12:04 PM
someday when you die cause God is gonna have your ass for all this negativity you revel in pointlessly spreading

lol

The thought of god hanging out on Slap is funny.

ahahahahaaaaaaaa

people on here arent dicks, some people just go out of their way to make themselves look like douches
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 18, 2008, 04:13:50 PM
ET, you believe in a God?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on January 18, 2008, 04:16:13 PM
BLEEKER 8)
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: marty. on January 18, 2008, 04:18:00 PM
ET, you believe in a God?

You mean you missed this gem:

Well if that's truly what you think then feel fre to blow your brains out at any time. God obviously designed natural selection specifically for people like you...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: marty. on January 18, 2008, 04:20:39 PM
If I were god you'd be dead by now.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Destroy AND/OR Destroy on January 18, 2008, 04:21:39 PM
ET, you believe in a God?

He\\\'s spoken directly to me, and changed things in this world specifically upon my request. He also gave me a gift that\\\'s been with me and astounded people all my life and has somewhat recently pinnacled in the field of video production...

Jeff has a feeling this guy (ET253) probably believes that post, and may even have it on a bulletin board in a bedroom.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 18, 2008, 04:24:39 PM
Hahaha, holy shit. This is so fucking great. ET, do you realize that there are people from Tacoma reading these boards who know who you are? Do you understand that these people aren't going to want to work with you anymore or be in your godawful videos or give you the deals you demand from their shops? People hate you, in real life. You are a terrible human being.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 18, 2008, 04:26:33 PM
Hahaha, holy shit. This is so fucking great. ET, do you realize that there are people from Tacoma reading these boards who know who you are? Do you understand that these people aren't going to want to work with you anymore or be in your godawful videos or give you the deals you demand from their shops? People hate you, in real life. You are a terrible human being.

Most of them have heard the story. It is pretty incredible. It's hard not believe when you have heard it.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Doctor Handsome on January 18, 2008, 04:28:48 PM
Are ET and BargainShopper the same person? They're both annoying as shit, regardless.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Destroy AND/OR Destroy on January 18, 2008, 04:29:13 PM
ET, you believe in a God?

Hes spoken directly to me, and changed things in this world specifically upon my request. He also gave me a gift thats been with me and astounded people all my life and has somewhat recently pinnacled in the field of video production...

Jeff has a feeling this guy (ET253) probably believes that post, and may even have it on a bulletin board in a bedroom.

It didnt come without tribulation, however (the change I requested). Never have I been immediately stricken with such overwhelming physical pain for no apparent reason...

!! !! Jeff has the seven deadly sins toward how potent the weed you (ET253) have been cheefing.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 18, 2008, 04:32:16 PM
You were attempting auto-fellatio one night, and like most other nights, you just couldn't reach. But then something different happened; you felt a warm presence embrace you, a benevolent partner was with you. In that moment you felt your ribs shift, but there was no pain, no discomfort, no awkwardness, just your own warm mouth enclosed around your own penis. And you knew, He was with you.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: marty. on January 18, 2008, 04:49:12 PM
your godawful videos

Hey thanks for proving my point about the worthlessness of your life, by the way. people who are secure with themselves and what it is that they are doing with their lives don't say stupid shit like that. Kudos...

Are you kidding me? But I suppose that quotes like this:

Well if that's truly what you think then feel fre to blow your brains out at any time. God obviously designed natural selection specifically for people like you...

are a sign of security?

And also, please tell me more about your god experience, if Alex's diy blowjob theory is incorrect.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 18, 2008, 04:51:14 PM
your godawful videos

Hey thanks for proving my point about the worthlessness of your life, by the way. people who are secure with themselves and what it is that they are doing with their lives don't say stupid shit like that. Kudos...

People who are secure about themselves don't notice when things suck? That's logical.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 18, 2008, 05:02:44 PM
your godawful videos

Hey thanks for proving my point about the worthlessness of your life, by the way. people who are secure with themselves and what it is that they are doing with their lives don't say stupid shit like that. Kudos...

People who are secure about themselves don't notice when things suck? That's logical.

well you're certainly entitled to your opinion, no matter how drastically flawed it is...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: vicky on January 18, 2008, 05:09:25 PM
seriously what is your deal
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 18, 2008, 05:16:01 PM
This may help you get a grasp.

http://www.myspace.com/253skateboarding
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 18, 2008, 05:16:38 PM
seriously what is your deal

I only retaliate against people who hated on me first. I know this has gone too far but what teh hell else is there to do on here???
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 18, 2008, 05:17:05 PM
This may help you get a grasp.

http://www.myspace.com/253skateboarding


hey thanks! Now everyone can see my work...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 18, 2008, 05:19:26 PM
Here is a little more of my work...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=g8Ktbz5eHAk

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NYtFQaPo_W8

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2lIQthqulPA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PbOq_r2Mh2U

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KtOS7KLnc50
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Rob1 on January 19, 2008, 08:04:56 AM
I remember a few months ago someone made a long post about this person that came to their skateshop that they really hated and they couldnt quite explain why but they posted a few links like this: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=40755504&blogID=339443162 (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=40755504&blogID=339443162) to try and help people understand why this guy was such a dick and eventually people understood. I just realised that ET253 is who that old topic was about - what a coincidence! I cant remember who made the old topic but whoever it was must be happy that everyone has had a chance to really understand why this guy is annoying
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: marty. on January 19, 2008, 08:33:34 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dq5Jg6_pK8Q&feature=user (http://youtube.com/watch?v=dq5Jg6_pK8Q&feature=user)

Genius, just pure genius.
Maybe next time, you can use your god given talent to edit footage of Jews in concentration camps to "The Electric Slide", you abortion for brains, cunt of a human being.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: bbk on January 19, 2008, 08:34:45 AM
Holy fuck ET, do you seriously think you're a good filmer/editor? well, you're not, you're just really embaressing...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: RadRacing on January 19, 2008, 02:08:56 PM
there's this wonderful film called 'little miss sunshine', i think some of you guys would like it.

i really wanted to like that movie, but it just didnt happen.

i will be seeing juno though, its just after control on my list
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: dirtjers on January 19, 2008, 02:17:38 PM
damn i wanna see control still... i fucked up, it was playing at the ritz in october and i had plans to go and see it but somehow bailed.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 19, 2008, 06:29:50 PM
Holy fuck ET, do you seriously think you're a good filmer/editor? well, you're not, you're just really embaressing...

First of all, I didn't film the majority of that. I'm not a filmer, I'm an editor. And second of all, if you can't see that I've done things with video that no one else in PROFESSIONAL skateboarding has ever even touched upon you must be blind. Or just an idiot. Or just utterly consumed by envy and hatred.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 19, 2008, 06:32:14 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dq5Jg6_pK8Q&feature=user (http://youtube.com/watch?v=dq5Jg6_pK8Q&feature=user)

Genius, just pure genius.
Maybe next time, you can use your god given talent to edit footage of Jews in concentration camps to "The Electric Slide", you abortion for brains, cunt of a human being.

And I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to repeat myself on this one that I DIDN'T EDIT THAT. My brother found it on somethingawful.com and I put it at the end of my first video. You think Rocco dominated skateboarding by making sure no one's feelings got hurt? I'll say it loud and proud that shit is fuckin hilarious and whoever did edit that is a comedic genuis with their sense of timing.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: picklesickshuv-it on January 19, 2008, 06:33:17 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dq5Jg6_pK8Q&feature=user (http://youtube.com/watch?v=dq5Jg6_pK8Q&feature=user)

Genius, just pure genius.
Maybe next time, you can use your god given talent to edit footage of Jews in concentration camps to "The Electric Slide", you abortion for brains, cunt of a human being.

And I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to repeat myself on this one that I DIDN'T EDIT THAT. My brother found it on somethingawful.com and I put it at the end of my first video. You think Rocco dominated skateboarding by making sure no one's feelings got hurt? I'll say it loud and proud that shit is fuckin hilarious and whoever did edit that is a comedic genuis with their sense of timing.

i hope you lose interest in skateboarding as soon as possible (ASAP)
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brent on January 19, 2008, 06:33:39 PM
wow, I can't tell if you're joking or if your head is really that far up your own ass.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 19, 2008, 06:39:24 PM
I remember a few months ago someone made a long post about this person that came to their skateshop that they really hated and they couldnt quite explain why but they posted a few links like this: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=40755504&blogID=339443162 (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=40755504&blogID=339443162) to try and help people understand why this guy was such a dick and eventually people understood. I just realised that ET253 is who that old topic was about - what a coincidence! I cant remember who made the old topic but whoever it was must be happy that everyone has had a chance to really understand why this guy is annoying

That sucks you're too dimwitted to understand the point of that. The only reason Eric Logan started that thread is because I'm seen as a threat to his whole clique. They are the cool crowd and we are the underdogs so naturally when the cool crowds productions aren't as good as the underdog's people get rubbed the wrong way. Good God, this is the damage being caused by all you petty little people in skateboarding, the fact that I actually have to spell it out for you that this type of bullshit high school mentality people like you generate turns skateboarding into such a dusgusting cliche. why don't we just remake bad news bears again but this time make it about skateboarding???
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: picklesickshuv-it on January 19, 2008, 06:52:38 PM
I remember a few months ago someone made a long post about this person that came to their skateshop that they really hated and they couldnt quite explain why but they posted a few links like this: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=40755504&blogID=339443162 (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=40755504&blogID=339443162) to try and help people understand why this guy was such a dick and eventually people understood. I just realised that ET253 is who that old topic was about - what a coincidence! I cant remember who made the old topic but whoever it was must be happy that everyone has had a chance to really understand why this guy is annoying

That sucks you're too dimwitted to understand the point of that. The only reason Eric Logan started that thread is because I'm seen as a threat to his whole clique. They are the cool crowd and we are the underdogs so naturally when the cool crowds productions aren't as good as the underdog's people get rubbed the wrong way. Good God, this is the damage being caused by all you petty little people in skateboarding, the fact that I actually have to spell it out for you that this type of bullshit people like you generate turns skateboarding into such a dusgusting cliche. why don't we just remake bad news bears again but this time make it about skateboarding???
underdogs?  haha
ET253 -
the true music maker
 the dreamer of dreams
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: colinsthename on January 19, 2008, 08:42:21 PM
i love how i hadn't seen/noticed ET before this, and in one thread, he's already onto the majority's "most hated" list.  fucking dipshit.  please explain, what's so great about your lame ass editing anyways? 
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 19, 2008, 09:54:09 PM
i love how i hadn't seen/noticed ET before this, and in one thread, he's already onto the majority's "most hated" list.  fucking dipshit.  please explain, what's so great about your lame ass editing anyways? 

No I was hated long before this. I was hated when I voiced an educated opinion that no one could disprove despite how much they weren't trying to hear it, and wished to silence a point of veiw that wasn't their own. To several of these people's credit, Veganshawn and Theotis actually came around and ended up having an informed and rational discussion with me (despite their hate-filled initiative), which I appreciate, so props to them. So far it seems like they've been some of the few people on here to not be completely and totally full of hateful bullshit, and to actually have some useful information tucked away in their minds somewhere. What's funny is that I never started any of this. I just talked shit back when people hated on me first because I will never not stick up for myself at the very least, and now here we are. I'm starting to see the futility in all of this. You retardedly petty little people are like the hydra's heads, cut one off and fifty more of you come screaming out of the woodwork spewing shit in all different directions. What's truly disheartening is that all of you people seriously don't appear to have anything better going for yourselves (or at least you haven't made it apparent to anyone else if you do) other than coming on here and acting like anyone actually gives a shit about what you hate today. What's rediculous is that you people seem to do this religiously. This appears to a be a habit for many of you to come on here because you don't have anything better to do, and this whole time that you've been coming on here spewing hatred at me for the purpose of sucking off your own ego's, I've been coming on here because of the fact that I've been working diligently on a music video for Steve Olson these past several weeks, and checking the forums is just something to do when I need a quick break. See, I actually have something going for me in my life, because I have more to offer the world than a bullshit opinion that really doesn't mean anything, like so many of you, and I feel ashamed of myself for having let all you sad little people drag me down to your level because I'm definitely bigger than all of this. To answer your question, the thing about my editing that makes it stand out is that alot of it has never been done before, ever, and as a result I have gotten a great deal of positive feedback from people who actually matter in this world (Greg Corroll told me the OLD trailer for the video I'm working on was the best trailer for an independant local vid he'd ever seen. He hasn't even seen the new one's. There are two more masterpieces that haven't even been youtubed yet), as well as having gotten paid for it here and there in the process. Now let me ask you what it is about you that is so great, or what have you ever done that has never been done by anyone else before, so that I or anyone else should give a rats ass about your mediocre little existence??? So far it would appear to be absolutely nothing. If you can convince me otherwise I'm all ears but until then kindly fuck off cause your opinion, no matter how entitled to it you are, isn't worth ANYTHING WHATSOEVER and only hurts the entire human race when it's as hateful as most of yours tend to be, and with as little purpose as most of yours tend to have. Seriously, your life doesn't mean anything. You could die tomorrow and no one would know or care. Maybe your parents or a handful of the people from your immediate circle of friends but that's about it. I've had people I've never even met or heard of before come up to me, randomly, and tell me they really enjoyed watching the things I've created, and that they hope to see more soon. Unlike you, I have made a positive difference in the lives of other people that I will more than likely be remembered for when i am dead and gone. You are pathetic and if your behavior on here is any indication of the way you act in real life you will most likely die sad and lonely. You should think long and hard about that because that is not simply my opinion, that is a cold hard fact of life that you are going to have to deal with. You are sad and pathetic. Your existence has only ever done damage to the cosmos. You are a detriment to the survival of the human race. You are a turd or a dead possum floating in the human gene pool. you might wanna begin taking steps to remedy these problems in your life before it's too late. And, sure, I might not be Spike Jonze, but at least I'm trying to do some good for people other than myself and that's definitely a start. From now on I'm not responding to any more of you people's hate. If there is a thread I'd like to contribue to in a positive way then I will do so and even if someone decides to reply to any of my posts with some meaningless, assinine, hateful, bullshitting I am not going to reply back. You can just sit there and wallow in a cesspool of your own lower nature and negativity for all I care. I'm sick of it. Or if you're one of those people who desperately needs more negativity to feed off of and is going to continue to try and hound me for a response I suggest you simply close your eyes tight and imagine that I hit the quote button and responded simply by saying "fuck you" because that's about as much effort as I feel willing to put forth at this point, anyway. And to paraphrase the next fifty replies that will be posted after this one... Dued wtF?!?!?1!?11?!!! Fuck me!!1! I'm so effing lame for writing such a long message. I shouldn't not be so unstupid to realize that no one is smart enough to read that much. GODFUCKINGFAGGOTRETARDHOMO. There, I saved you all the trouble of overworking your fragile minds by being so incredibly predictable. That's my gift to all of you. Have a nice day...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 19, 2008, 10:30:51 PM
Please, let me film a documentary about you. I will make you the most hated man in America.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: NickDagger on January 19, 2008, 10:34:34 PM
You have to start writing in paragraph form man.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: colinsthename on January 19, 2008, 10:53:14 PM
i am completely and utterly baffled as to why you think your little videos are the hottest shit out there. i do not believe for one fucking second that greg carroll (unless he was simply trying to be nice and not hurt you wittle feewings) said anything good about that 5th grade i-movie adventure you call a video trailer.  the things you do that professional editers don't do?  you mean the lame little transitions/effects that you see other twelve year olds putting in their slappy noseslide videos?  the pro's don't do that shit for a reason.  it's lame as fuck.  the inverted colors? are you a fucking dipshit? 

seriously dude, get your head out of the sky and see that no one gives a fuck about you or your wonderful videos.  you ain't changing the world, and no one will remember you after the click on the "my new haircut" youtube link next to yours. and as for the people whom you never met praising you for this shit, you can't honestly mean anything other than a youtube comment from some 15 year old girl telling you that "d00d you funking rool at making sweet sk8 vids!"  i am hoping to god you are a fake account, because i really can't understand how anyone can possibly think the way you do. i don't get it. doesn't make sense.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Warren on January 19, 2008, 10:59:08 PM
So, Jerry Hsu's song from Bag of Suck.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: E.l.G on January 19, 2008, 11:29:55 PM
Holy fuck ET, do you seriously think you're a good filmer/editor? well, you're not, you're just really embaressing...

First of all, I didn't film the majority of that. I'm not a filmer, I'm an editor. And second of all, if you can't see that I've done things with video that no one else in PROFESSIONAL skateboarding has ever even touched upon you must be blind. Or just an idiot. Or just utterly consumed by envy and hatred.
I remember a few months ago someone made a long post about this person that came to their skateshop that they really hated and they couldnt quite explain why but they posted a few links like this: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=40755504&blogID=339443162 (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=40755504&blogID=339443162) to try and help people understand why this guy was such a dick and eventually people understood. I just realised that ET253 is who that old topic was about - what a coincidence! I cant remember who made the old topic but whoever it was must be happy that everyone has had a chance to really understand why this guy is annoying

That sucks you're too dimwitted to understand the point of that. The only reason Eric Logan started that thread is because I'm seen as a threat to his whole clique. They are the cool crowd and we are the underdogs so naturally when the cool crowds productions aren't as good as the underdog's people get rubbed the wrong way. Good God, this is the damage being caused by all you petty little people in skateboarding, the fact that I actually have to spell it out for you that this type of bullshit high school mentality people like you generate turns skateboarding into such a dusgusting cliche. why don't we just remake bad news bears again but this time make it about skateboarding???

I can't believe you are a real person.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: EricLogan on January 20, 2008, 12:12:47 AM
I remember a few months ago someone made a long post about this person that came to their skateshop that they really hated and they couldnt quite explain why but they posted a few links like this: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=40755504&blogID=339443162 (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=40755504&blogID=339443162) to try and help people understand why this guy was such a dick and eventually people understood. I just realised that ET253 is who that old topic was about - what a coincidence! I cant remember who made the old topic but whoever it was must be happy that everyone has had a chance to really understand why this guy is annoying

That sucks you're too dimwitted to understand the point of that. The only reason Eric Logan started that thread is because I'm seen as a threat to his whole clique. They are the cool crowd and we are the underdogs so naturally when the cool crowds productions aren't as good as the underdog's people get rubbed the wrong way. Good God, this is the damage being caused by all you petty little people in skateboarding, the fact that I actually have to spell it out for you that this type of bullshit high school mentality people like you generate turns skateboarding into such a dusgusting cliche. why don't we just remake bad news bears again but this time make it about skateboarding???

Well, considering I'm friends with Seth, Jeremy, Craig, spent a little less than a month at Steve's house in SD, and that I'm stoked on everyone in your video projects, I'd say I'm on pretty square terms with everyone you consider "underdogs". Don't call me out in this, dude. Last i checked, I even told Rakthy and Kyle Nolen that anything they film of me, you could have.

So you've obviously overlooked the reasons I was heated, which was by no means influence by what this imaginary illuminati thought of you. It's by my own observations of how you've treated people you know little about, except possibly a certain person who you went to school with.

How you're any threat to our "clique" is a mystery to me. We don't generate any fanbase, revenue, ect., so unless you can break up our friendship, you're of no threat to our "clique".

If your only real goal in life is to associate yourself with sicker skaters than I and my friends, and edit better than Jake, have a blast; shouldn't be too hard.

So yeah, man. Feel free to not use the footy Rakthy and Kyle have. I already know you hate me, my "clique", and my sub-par skating.

Later, dude.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brooklyn brawler on January 20, 2008, 01:13:18 AM
On a scale of 1 to 10 guess how  drunk i am rigght now
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 20, 2008, 01:15:52 AM
*Pops popcorn*

*Readies lotion and napkins*
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 01:19:06 AM
I remember a few months ago someone made a long post about this person that came to their skateshop that they really hated and they couldnt quite explain why but they posted a few links like this: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=40755504&blogID=339443162 (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=40755504&blogID=339443162) to try and help people understand why this guy was such a dick and eventually people understood. I just realised that ET253 is who that old topic was about - what a coincidence! I cant remember who made the old topic but whoever it was must be happy that everyone has had a chance to really understand why this guy is annoying

That sucks you're too dimwitted to understand the point of that. The only reason Eric Logan started that thread is because I'm seen as a threat to his whole clique. They are the cool crowd and we are the underdogs so naturally when the cool crowds productions aren't as good as the underdog's people get rubbed the wrong way. Good God, this is the damage being caused by all you petty little people in skateboarding, the fact that I actually have to spell it out for you that this type of bullshit high school mentality people like you generate turns skateboarding into such a dusgusting cliche. why don't we just remake bad news bears again but this time make it about skateboarding???

Well, considering I'm friends with Seth, Jeremy, Craig, spent a little less than a month at Steve's house in SD, and that I'm stoked on everyone in your video projects, I'd say I'm on pretty square terms with everyone you consider "underdogs". Don't call me out in this, dude. Last i checked, I even told Rakthy and Kyle Nolen that anything they film of me, you could have.

So you've obviously overlooked the reasons I was heated, which was by no influence of what this imaginary illuminati thought of you. It's by my own observations of how you've treated people you know little about, except possibly a certain person who you went to school with.

How you're any threat to our "clique" is a mystery to me. We don't generate any fanbase, revenue, ect., so unless you can break up our friendship, you're of no threat to our "clique".

If your only real goal in life is to associate yourself with sicker skaters than I and my friends, and edit better than Jake, have a blast; shouldn't be too hard.

So yeah, man. Feel free to not use the footy Rakthy and Kyle have. I already know you hate me, my "clique", and my sub-par skating.

Later, dude.

Damn, sorry dude, that was totally interpereted the wrong way. I meant socially, not financially or in any business sense, because the whole system of personal interaction going on in skatebaording is just like high school. You know exactly what I'm talking about. I'm the dude that always tries to be friendly to people and I just get glared at and ignored, or talked down to as though I'm at some sort of disadvantage for opening myself up and making the effort so what I meant was that, naturally, once I started getting noticed around here for my work with video, kids who are coming up in skateboarding by primarily playing the social angle (which is pretty much the exact opposite tip that I'm on), especially those with whom I haven't really had much interaction, tend to widen the social gap that they already perceive as being between them and me because, first of all, most of those types of people never really knew me to begin with and it's that much easier just to continue on with the pre-existing cold silence, and secondly, the tendency for most people who have achieved anything from skateboarding short of "celebrity" status is to covet it and to hold onto it for dear life, a perfect example being Sean with the whole Lib Tech situation and living in a small town as we discussed not too long ago, so I'd understand if someone like your friend Jake perceived me as a threat to some extent seeing as how even Dave has lavished me with compliments about my editing at times when we were still actually cool with one another. I'm not trying to say that your friend Jake does feel that way toward me, I'm just using that situation as an example seeing as how he's one of the people that's never been too eager to befriend me despite my easygoing, social butterfly nature, and especially now that I'm in this one perceived place in skatebaording, and he's in the equivilant, and I could understand how my work might seem intimidating in comparison to that of other video editors (and, no, I'm not saying he's a bad editor. I'm just saying it's the same as an average girl standing in line at school next to the hot, popular girl. It fosters that sort of mentality). Thanks to the nature of the social situations that develop from skateboarding I really can't see that gap getting any smaller, and it's not like I wouldn't be friendly if he and I happened to be in the same place at the same time, but I seriously doubt he'd reciprocate. And again, it's not like I'm trying to pick on your friend Jake here, that example just happens to be textbook of the way many people in our tier of skateboarding behave, and I could probably hedge my bets on getting that reaction from a great many other people, as well. And it's not that I have anything against your whole crew in skateboarding, it's just that I've never really had the opportunity to genuinely become friends with any of them, or even get to know them at all, and it's hard to sing the praises of people who don't really seem to want to have anything to do with me, so I understand if I come off as sounding a little cold when speaking matter of factly about (from my perspective) where everyone appears to stand in the overall scene of Washington skateboarding. I'd like to believe that I've never been undeservingly harsh towards anyone of your friends because I've never made an effort to be malicious towards anyone in any way (except toward Sean and a little bit definitely rubbed off on a few of the people that got involved with that whole airing of greivences but that's all said and done with and I apologized to everyone who might have had their feelings hurt although I'm sure that apology wasn't taken all too seriously. Oh well, it's not like there's much else I could do. I'm man enough to admit the things I was wrong about) but I accept that other people might percieve my point of veiw somewhat differently and so if any of what I've said in the process of voicing my genuine opinions over the years has come off the wrong way I truly am sorry and I hope you can see past that misunderstanding enough not to hold it against me. But what I'm trying to say is that it's like the Seatlle ego phenomenon. Not everyone in Seattle truly has that big of an ego, but you know as well as I do that it's hard not to get that impression, especially if you're from the tacoma/puyallup area. You just have to get to know people, and if I didn't know Seattle any better I'd be very prone to simply saying that they've all got gigantic egos, were someone to ask me. But seriously sorry if it seemed like I was calling you out. That wasn't wht I was attempting at all, I was just trying to clarify what that dude said cause he was trying to insinuate that there was an angle to everything you'd put forth with that original thread that wasn't really there, so I just wanted to set that dude straight on that whole idea. however, I am curious, when you say "someone you went to school with," who are you referring to? Is it Josh???
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 20, 2008, 01:24:14 AM
People glare at you and ignore you because they think you're a shitty person. And they're right.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brent on January 20, 2008, 01:43:44 AM
stop crying, ya damn baby
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 01:47:32 AM
stop crying, ya damn baby

when in rome...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 20, 2008, 02:02:07 AM
Think of it like this, imagine if you were in a class in high school where one kid always had all the girls around him, paying all this attention to him, and you tried to walk up and get in on one of their conversations and get a little of that attention. Even if you had the best intentions, and weren't trying to overshadow or hate on this dude at all, he'd still be incredibly defensive by acting too-cool and that's how I get treated by everyone in skateboarding around here. That's what I meant by how I'm percieved as a threat. I'm always kind of looked at with a pshhh attitude suconsciously in people's body language and demeanor towards me like, "What's this guy got that I'm not way better at?" And now that there genuinely is something I have that not many other people can step to that attitude has become even worse, but it appears to be more as a result of insecurity rather than any of these people just happening to be douchebags. I don't think anyone is really a douche, it's just genuinely difficult not to be self concious like that, ya know? Especially when the prevailing mentality that skateboarding conditions us all to have is one of selfishness, and wanting to get all we can for ourselves a la Sean Harris.

I know I'm talking to a wall and wasting my time and I'm a moron for it, but it's otherworldly how little self-consciousness you possess.

Ok, to extrapolate upon your analogy; the cool kid with all the girls around him (I'm assuming this is meant to represent shop workers and sponsored skaters) isn't giving you the stink eye because he perceives you as a threat, it's because you're a socially crippled and self deluded dweeb. And to take this further, he only allows you to hang around with him because he needs you to do his homework (in this case, putting together inexcusably embarrassing youtube clips). But the thing is, he's getting bad grades because of you AND he's losing social standing by being seen with you - your days are numbered.

And really, you think your little clips are "masterpieces"? Put aside the fact that they're simply amateurish and awful, do you have any clue how wrongheaded and flat out unacceptable it is for any sort of artist or creator to claim their own work as a "masterpiece"? That is about the highest praise one can pay to anything and should be used as sparingly as possible. To pay it to yourself makes you a sociopath.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 03:21:17 AM
Think of it like this, imagine if you were in a class in high school where one kid always had all the girls around him, paying all this attention to him, and you tried to walk up and get in on one of their conversations and get a little of that attention. Even if you had the best intentions, and weren't trying to overshadow or hate on this dude at all, he'd still be incredibly defensive by acting too-cool and that's how I get treated by everyone in skateboarding around here. That's what I meant by how I'm percieved as a threat. I'm always kind of looked at with a pshhh attitude suconsciously in people's body language and demeanor towards me like, "What's this guy got that I'm not way better at?" And now that there genuinely is something I have that not many other people can step to that attitude has become even worse, but it appears to be more as a result of insecurity rather than any of these people just happening to be douchebags. I don't think anyone is really a douche, it's just genuinely difficult not to be self concious like that, ya know? Especially when the prevailing mentality that skateboarding conditions us all to have is one of selfishness, and wanting to get all we can for ourselves a la Sean Harris.

I know I'm talking to a wall and wasting my time and I'm a moron for it, but it's otherworldly how little self-consciousness you possess.

Ok, to extrapolate upon your analogy; the cool kid with all the girls around him (I'm assuming this is meant to represent shop workers and sponsored skaters) isn't giving you the stink eye because he perceives you as a threat, it's because you're a socially crippled and self deluded dweeb. And to take this further, he only allows you to hang around with him because he needs you to do his homework (in this case, putting together inexcusably embarrassing youtube clips). But the thing is, he's getting bad grades because of you AND he's losing social standing by being seen with you - your days are numbered.

And really, you think your little clips are "masterpieces"? Put aside the fact that they're simply amateurish and awful, do you have any clue how wrongheaded and flat out unacceptable it is for any sort of artist or creator to claim their own work as a "masterpiece"? That is about the highest praise one can pay to anything and should be used as sparingly as possible. To pay it to yourself makes you a sociopath.

It's funny how you can say something like that with absolute certainty about a person you've even even met. It is you, my friend, who is the sociopath for seriously believing in these ill-informed things you continue to say. I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face. I'd be somewhat inclined to listen to your ceaseless diatribe and constant degredation of my talent were it not for the fact that I've had other people (many of whom I've never even met or heard of) telling me my entire life that the things I create are masterpieces. I've had very little doubt of that throughout my entire life thanks to a constant stream of support from my peer group, and your negativity is doing very little to encourage the doubt you so desperately seek. Oh, and you know who else just happened to refer to his  own works as masterpieces? Mozart. But God knows you'll probly start saying Mozart sucks now, because judging by your unwaivering and therefore apperantly intrinsic attitude I'm sure you've never had the good taste to even listen to his music. Therefore, my buying into your little dimensia here would be the same as if a person were white, but envied black people so much their entire life that they didn't want to believe they were white even though people had been telling them their whole lives they were white. Now, I'm not going to go so far as to say that my referring to the things I've created as masterpieces isn't a little cocky, and I could definitely benefit from having a little more envy for the humble, but we're all guilty of a certain amount of pride. However, compared to your delusion, that you've have seriously convinced yourself you know anything about the quality of my character, I can now know with 100% certainty know that what I am suffering from is no more than a little bit of pride mixed with a healthy dose of self respect, and it is definitely not sociopathic in any way, shape, or form. At least, not compared to your fevered bullshittings. Seriously though dude, aren't you tired yet? God knows I am and I didn't even start this. You came at me with this bullshit to begin with and I've just been trying to keep up the entire time. That was even before I tossed you some ammo by letting a little bit of my pride in my work slip. Ever since that happened you've just been having a field day of hate. What is your purpose dude? I don't get it. At least I'm trying to do some good in the world and not only am I succeeding, but now successful people who have paved the way before me are starting to take notice and offer me opportunities. What is it that you've been doing with your life that makes you so high and mighty to take me down for no reason whatsoever? I mean, I could fully understand your position if I had started this, but I only ever reciprocated to your pre-emptive hate strike. Serously, why don't you just throw your computer out the window right now and go do something meaningful with your life? I'm telling you that, at the rate your sinking, you will more than likely not have had any postiive impact on the world when you're dead and gone, and no one wants to die sad and alone, not remembered by anyone other than their family and maybe a handful of their immediate circle of friends. Judging from the opinions you voice on here I'd be surprised if even your parents truly enjoy your company. You seem like a pretty abrasive personality, and that coupled with the nature of youth generally results in intergenerational conflict between parents and their children. Not only could you benefit from thinking about who would remember you when you die, but also how they will remember you. Now I don't presume to know how your relationship with your parents is going but would you really want them to breathe a sigh of relief if you got hit by a train tomorrow? And that's most likely how they will react if you interact with them in any fashion similar to how you behave on here. God knows if I said things even half as fucked up as some of the shit you've said on here, and I knew my parents knew about it, I would trade any and every expression of art as well as any feelings of joy or material possesion that art might have brought me just to be able to regain what I had with my parents. I'm telling you dude, you don't want to be a burden on humanity. Don't be a dead possum or a turd floating in the human gene pool. If you quit while you're ahead, that might still be possible someday. Until then, I will continue doing what it is that I've always done, secure in the knowledge that this message board is nothing more than a joke. A hilarious grain of sand in the hourglass of existence. Is that one grain of sand all you want to waste the best energies of your life on??? I surely hope not.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 20, 2008, 03:25:38 AM
I think I broke his mind.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 03:33:05 AM
I think I broke his mind.

I'd say it looks more like I broke yours... Judging from your lack of contention and inability to respond to the charges I've made.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 20, 2008, 03:42:50 AM
Respond to what? You just made the most schizophrenic post in the history of the slap message boards. I mean, my relationship with my parents? Comparing your stupid little video to Mozart? Speaking with God? Editing talent gifted from on high? I honestly don't know what to say. I didn't think a human mind could work the way yours does.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alan on January 20, 2008, 03:56:33 AM
Quote
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face

At this point I stopped reading his drivel.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Rob1 on January 20, 2008, 04:11:44 AM
Everyone post their favorite ET quote, I like this one a lot although I have to admit its probably not as good as the slapping God one

if you can't see that I've done things with video that no one else in PROFESSIONAL skateboarding has ever even touched upon you must be blind. Or just an idiot. Or just utterly consumed by envy and hatred.

And a question for you ET - were you reading SLAP when that old topic was posted, and if so did you immediatley realise it was about you?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: bbk on January 20, 2008, 04:24:48 AM
BB, bring the dicks!

(http://a211.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_00fcac8b8afd96c62eea7626792a743a.jpg)

Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Sleazy on January 20, 2008, 06:08:08 AM
(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/7587/anotheronevd2.jpg)

i like to call this one "fascination"
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alan on January 20, 2008, 06:25:34 AM
I imagine the next step is his tongue licking the dicks...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Diesel on January 20, 2008, 07:08:51 AM
If you have such better shit to do with your life than us, why is it that you type like 5 paragraphs for every response that you make and like 50 replies in one topic.

ET go home.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: vicky on January 20, 2008, 07:09:57 AM
hahahahahaha dude its a message board, this shits so funny
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 07:12:40 AM
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj164/et253/Image0.jpg)
lets see you photoshop a dick in my mouth now
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Diesel on January 20, 2008, 07:20:17 AM
Looks like you already have that taken care of.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: bbk on January 20, 2008, 07:22:05 AM
Wow, I can't beleive someone as retarded as you could get laid...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: vicky on January 20, 2008, 07:22:44 AM
man i wish i had photoshop at work
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alan on January 20, 2008, 07:30:00 AM
What, only one photo?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 07:39:49 AM
Wow, I can't beleive someone as retarded as you could get laid...

you brought me down to this, buddy. I'm ashamed to have to stoop as low as you...

(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj164/et253/ashleyandinesa.jpg)

Brandon and I enjoying the fruits of our hard earned labor...

(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj164/et253/ashleyandmorgan.jpg)


(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj164/et253/amandaandinesa.jpg)


I've only ever been trying to defend myself. a select few of you are teh ones that started this but, as I said, you petty little forum dwellers are like the hydras heads. Cut one off and twenty more show up and start spewing pointless hate. What's funny is that if any of you had met me in real life you'd probly think I was the raddest, most down to earth, genuinely kind and friendly person you've ever met, but seeing as how you all take so much pride in reveling in your lower nature here we are. What's also funny is that the same things all of you have been hating on me for are teh same things all these girls have been attracted to me for, at one time or another. I am my own man and I stand by convictions. I'm not a sad, petty, hate-filled little conformist follower like so many of you. Get a life, children...



Title: Re: Juno
Post by: vicky on January 20, 2008, 07:41:58 AM
where are the nips at man? how did you know i was a hate filled conformist follower?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 07:44:37 AM
where are the nips at man? how did you know i was a hate filled conformist follower?

haha that's why I never said "all of you" only "soem" or "many"... and you'd have to get to know me alittle better to earn the priveledge of getting to see the footy of those goddes-like, perfect, pierced titties. They taste as sweet as a fresh picked tangerine...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Rob1 on January 20, 2008, 07:46:36 AM

What's funny is that if any of you had met me in real life you'd probly think I was the raddest, most down to earth, genuinely kind and friendly person you've ever met, but seeing as how you all take so much pride in reveling in your lower nature here we are.


This is obviously false as the people on the board that have met you in real life disliked you so much they started topics about you to try and vent their fury.

Also just read that quote back to yourself - do you not think it may make you sound slightly big headed.

On another note could you just explain what it was exactly that you accomplished in your "work" that had never been done previously?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: vicky on January 20, 2008, 07:49:15 AM
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: mj23 on January 20, 2008, 07:54:29 AM
i was really hoping i wouldn't be too late to actually talk about the movie but clearly i blew it. 

...i liked it.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 07:57:31 AM

What's funny is that if any of you had met me in real life you'd probly think I was the raddest, most down to earth, genuinely kind and friendly person you've ever met, but seeing as how you all take so much pride in reveling in your lower nature here we are.


This is obviously false as the people on the board that have met you in real life disliked you so much they started topics about you to try and vent their fury.

Also just read that quote back to yourself - do you not think it may make you sound slightly big headed.

On another note could you just explain what it was exactly that you accomplished in your "work" that had never been done previously?

Haha now you ll resort to trying to cal me out once again instead of just childishly photochopping dicks into all my myspace pics. Tell me, if you were a friendly person would you not say so? I am friendly and Eric is the one who has had an attitude on me since day one. Everyone in Washington used to clal him snake eyes but that's all I'll say about that cause i'm sure he's never gonna forgive me but oh well. I'm guessing it's pretty much too late now anyway. Seriusly the only reason he started that thread was because of taht world trade center video. He's given me shit for that on numerous occasions and I don't blame him for it. That doesn't change the fact that I still think it's funny. If you wanna know what sort of effects i've done that no one else has ever put in a skate video then simply watch this...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=g8Ktbz5eHAk

That's just one example. There's lots of other stuff but most of it isn't on youtube. Unless you've seen a bunch of skate videos that I haven't in all my eleven years, last I checked, nothing like that has ever been done. At least, not to that extent, and it is totalyl fucking lame of me that I have been getting this prideful about it, this is seriously the first time I've ever let it explode out like that and only as a result of being constantly hounded by you people, but I have always been proud of many of the things I've created and there's nothing wrong with that. If you think there is then you're either a complete and total hypocrite or have never accomplished anything in your life whatsoever, especially a trick on a skateboard, because just about everyone I have ever known that has ever been any good at skatebaording has usually been brimming over with pride for the tricks they've accomplished and wanted to talk about them with everyone every chance they've had and I seriously doubt any of you are any different. And if you try to tell me otherwise then I just plain don't believe you.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 08:10:13 AM
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?

I do find it amusing, but probably not for the same petty reasons the people who made it do. I just think it's funny because it was created in such a spirit of pettiness. I think it's funny that there are people out there with nothing better to do than photoshop dicks onto other peoples pictures cause those dudes probably look at dicks ALOT. I mean, don't get me wrong, I would have done it willingly if that were the big idea from the begginning, and then it would have been truly hilarious and I would belaughing right there alongside everyone else. But I was also originally under the impression taht message boards are a place to share opinions, and it's pretty fucking lame that what began as genuine opinions I had that I was just trying to voice in an open forum had to end up as this. First, it was basically someone replying to one of my posts completely off topic by just telling me to fuck off, and of course I'm so stubborn that I couldn't let such a meaninglessly blatant disrespect go unchallenged, then when we really got into it, my ego ended up baloonign to goodyear blimp sized proportions trying to explain to these people that not only do these opinions not mean shit and that they therefore should not be spreading such useless negativity, but also why their opinions didn't mean shit because usually my efforts to simply tell them not to would only result in exponentially more hate coming from infinitely more totally random people which ultimately compounded with the ego-splosion that was happening resulting in pictures of several of my homegirls boobies now being all up on the internet. I'll have to delete those in a couple days. But, yes, you are completely right that I need to just chill and give the message board a rest and stop giving a shit about what all these sad, petty little people want to hate. Thank you for the reality check.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: sebastian toombs on January 20, 2008, 08:23:38 AM
would you shut the fuck up, you self-obsessed asswipe?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Diesel on January 20, 2008, 08:30:54 AM
would you shut the fuck up, you self-obsessed asswipe?

Thank you, couldn't have said it better. This ET guy won't shut the fuck up until he gets the last word.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 08:35:19 AM
would you shut the fuck up, you self-obsessed asswipe?

Thank you, couldn't have said it better. This ET guy won't shut the fuck up until he gets the last word.

... well maybe if any of you ever made an effort to end on anything other than the worst possible terms imaginable. Like I said I never started any of this, I'm just stubborn. Whereas most of you are just assholes. your turn.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: vicky on January 20, 2008, 08:38:27 AM
correction: funny assholes
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: soon on January 20, 2008, 09:15:19 AM

What's funny is that if any of you had met me in real life you'd probly think I was the raddest, most down to earth, genuinely kind and friendly person you've ever met, but seeing as how you all take so much pride in reveling in your lower nature here we are.


This is obviously false as the people on the board that have met you in real life disliked you so much they started topics about you to try and vent their fury.

Also just read that quote back to yourself - do you not think it may make you sound slightly big headed.

On another note could you just explain what it was exactly that you accomplished in your "work" that had never been done previously?

Haha now you ll resort to trying to cal me out once again instead of just childishly photochopping dicks into all my myspace pics. Tell me, if you were a friendly person would you not say so? I am friendly and Eric is the one who has had an attitude on me since day one. Everyone in Washington used to clal him snake eyes but that's all I'll say about that cause i'm sure he's never gonna forgive me but oh well. I'm guessing it's pretty much too late now anyway. Seriusly the only reason he started that thread was because of taht world trade center video. He's given me shit for that on numerous occasions and I don't blame him for it. That doesn't change the fact that I still think it's funny. If you wanna know what sort of effects i've done that no one else has ever put in a skate video then simply watch this...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=g8Ktbz5eHAk

That's just one example. There's lots of other stuff but most of it isn't on youtube. Unless you've seen a bunch of skate videos that I haven't in all my eleven years, last I checked, nothing like that has ever been done. At least, not to that extent, and it is totalyl fucking lame of me that I have been getting this prideful about it, this is seriously the first time I've ever let it explode out like that and only as a result of being constantly hounded by you people, but I have always been proud of many of the things I've created and there's nothing wrong with that. If you think there is then you're either a complete and total hypocrite or have never accomplished anything in your life whatsoever, especially a trick on a skateboard, because just about everyone I have ever known that has ever been any good at skatebaording has usually been brimming over with pride for the tricks they've accomplished and wanted to talk about them with everyone every chance they've had and I seriously doubt any of you are any different. And if you try to tell me otherwise then I just plain don't believe you.
Pickin' up the murder scripts so come and dish it for the road
And the code of the mother fuckin Triple Six sitcom unn
Makin sketchin' the infection from the rich and come along
For the mark on your arm it's the income
Ball onto the next century misery
Scarecrow got a murder that is goin' down in history
A train from the north a train form the south, the east and west
They all collided all the niggas died
Cause the green and pride
Cause I will pursue screw you put a slug through you
The voodoo brutally
Ride I'm the seventh of the sign I'm the sniper you can't find
And my slug made of shiny jewlery
Mister boogie man fe fi fo fum
I smell some money in his hand take his side unn
I don't give a fuck about our side you can be from L.A. Miami or the NY

We gonna take you to the triple six clubhouse
We got a plot for you already dug out
I'm gonna run outside man and pop these things
Wanna wanna come play in the black reign

We gonna take you to the triple six clubhouse
We got a plot for you already dug out
I'm gonna run outside man and pop these things
Wanna wanna come play in the black reign

Hearses driving round your house who do you hate
Voodoo dolls bouncin on your bed throwin devil sets
Six ahh distict nothing up my sleeve
Money boost blazin quick just call me Crow for hes blayy
Crow got a lust for the devilish bus
And the triple six crush and I touch like melancholy
Rollin and "we spyin" lookin for your ass and we hot
With the infrared sewn in his flesh and like some fuckin disco lights
We gonna cut you into itty bitty parts
Meet on your side of town where they keep the graveyards
Crush blast "dead rats" lots of trash empty shells "crack sales"
city streets black males found in blood trails
Ain't enough mail for all ya'll to prevail
So that we can put to sleep and they smell while they "pale"
Sippin on the "salty" wines of your sweet softy blood
My name is Scarecrow bitch you're welcome to my club

We gonna take you to the triple six clubhouse
We got a plot for you already dug out
I'm gonna run outside man and pop these things
Wanna wanna come play in the black reign

We gonna take you to the triple six clubhouse
We got a plot for you already dug out
I'm gonna run outside man and pop these things
Wanna wanna come play in the black reign
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: S.A.D.B. on January 20, 2008, 09:33:01 AM

(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj164/et253/ashleyandmorgan.jpg)


The girl on the right is good looking; post the unedited pics/footage of her.

I'd recommend this thread:

http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=20175.0
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 20, 2008, 10:43:39 AM
We did it guys. We ruined his life.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brooklyn brawler on January 20, 2008, 10:54:17 AM
So did you beat off before your date or what?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brooklyn brawler on January 20, 2008, 10:55:17 AM
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj164/et253/Image0.jpg)
lets see you photoshop a dick in my mouth now


I still can't believe a 9 page thread about Juno got to the level of you posting a picture of you and your sister. Disgusting if you ask me.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 20, 2008, 10:55:38 AM
I read this thread from the beginning and ejaculated a dozen times.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 20, 2008, 10:57:29 AM
ET, was that prostitute aware of that fact that you were documenting your foray into premature ejaculation?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 20, 2008, 11:07:13 AM
Walking into the theatre, you'll look gay.
Sorry to get "back on topic", but I had to fix this for you Chris.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: yeah dude! on January 20, 2008, 11:10:38 AM
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj164/et253/Image0.jpg)

Come on man, you left your socks on? That's unforgivable unless it was your first time.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Marvin Gaye on January 20, 2008, 11:41:11 AM
i got goons they move when i say move, do when i say do, i got goons and im a goon for them niggas too; a gun for them niggas too.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: damian on January 20, 2008, 12:33:13 PM
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?



ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. say it again, with an accent.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Cattelan on January 20, 2008, 12:53:16 PM
If you wanna know what sort of effects i've done that no one else has ever put in a skate video then simply watch this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=g8Ktbz5eHAk

If you're going to pretend to be cultured, try something other than Hokusai.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: picklesickshuv-it on January 20, 2008, 12:57:12 PM
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.


THE MORE YOU KNOW...

slap cares
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: vicky on January 20, 2008, 12:57:41 PM
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. say it again, with an accent.

its cool i have my own, you know this is a messageboard right? take it ease, reading your posts makes me eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?

Title: Re: Juno
Post by: damian on January 20, 2008, 01:13:52 PM
its cool i have my own. you know this is a messageboard right? take it easy, reading your posts makes my eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. say it again, with an accent.

its cool i have my own, you know this is a messageboard right? take it ease, reading your posts makes me eyes hurt. how can you not find a picture of yourself with dicks on it hilarious?



WOOOOOOOOOO! Lets make a sequel to Juno.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Sleazy on January 20, 2008, 01:19:52 PM
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6787/distractionyz8.jpg)

i call this one "distraction"
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: brooklyn brawler on January 20, 2008, 01:21:20 PM
There's three dicks in that photo now.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alexactly on January 20, 2008, 01:31:05 PM
Weere the cheez-its good?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: rickey henderson on January 20, 2008, 01:37:08 PM
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj164/et253/Jordan_Maxwell_and_Dean_Haglund.jpg)
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Destroy AND/OR Destroy on January 20, 2008, 01:39:08 PM
A rush and a push and the dick is shopped.

Title: Re: Juno
Post by: rickey henderson on January 20, 2008, 01:42:16 PM
let's anarchyy up this thread
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj164/et253/monroe.gif)
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj164/et253/propogandacomparison.jpg)
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj164/et253/supermario3-1.jpg)


but in all seriousness, mods need to take down those underage girl pictures.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: vicky on January 20, 2008, 01:46:31 PM
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6787/distractionyz8.jpg)

i call this one "distraction"

thats beautiful. you can really see the look of confusion and distraction in his eyes which i at first had confused with creepiness

Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Chris Hansen on January 20, 2008, 02:16:20 PM
but in all seriousness, mods need to take down those underage girl pictures.

My thoughts exactly. I'm Chris Hansen, and this ET character might think his "street cred" will skyrocket by making threads about Japanese cinema and posting webcam screen captures of his baby dick squished inside a minor's meat locker, but I'm here to tell him it won't. It'll only serve to expose him as the fucking useless diddler he is. So ET, remove the child from your lap, send her into the other room to work on her coloring book and remain seated. I've got some questions for you. I'm Chris Hansen.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Diesel on January 20, 2008, 02:29:09 PM
im laughing like a motherfucker right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: sweets on January 20, 2008, 02:52:05 PM
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6787/distractionyz8.jpg)

i call this one "distraction"

thats beautiful. you can really see the look of confusion and distraction in his eyes which i at first had confused with creepiness


but in all seriousness, mods need to take down those underage girl pictures.

My thoughts exactly. I'm Chris Hansen, and this ET character might think his "street cred" will skyrocket by making threads about Japanese cinema and posting webcam screen captures of his baby dick squished inside a minor's meat locker, but I'm here to tell him it won't. It'll only serve to expose him as the fucking useless diddler he is. So ET, remove the child from your lap, send her into the other room to work on her coloring book and remain seated. I've got some questions for you. I'm Chris Hansen.


Gnars for all!
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: gibson on January 20, 2008, 03:30:58 PM
didn't like the movie.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: illymatic numerodos on January 20, 2008, 04:22:15 PM
i haven't checked this thread since like page 4
so i figured it was everybody talking about how much they like juno
...little did i know
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Zurg on January 20, 2008, 07:32:24 PM
ET; take zeitgeist off loop, eat some humble pie and stop posting
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 08:44:01 PM
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6787/distractionyz8.jpg)

i call this one "distraction"

Man you people have alot of pictures of dicks.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 08:45:47 PM

(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj164/et253/ashleyandmorgan.jpg)


The girl on the right is good looking; post the unedited pics/footage of her.

I'd recommend this thread:

http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=20175.0

wouldn't you just love to see what I've seen...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 08:46:37 PM
I will admit, however, that "fascination" was a pretty fuckin funny idea...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 08:51:07 PM
what else is funny is how when everyone's extraordinarily mature little go to tactic of photochopping dicks into someone's pictures failed miserably you all went straight back to being no more clever than coming up with basically one sentence variations of the words, "fuck you." That's the last I'm going to say about this, however, because I've now realized that two wrongs don't make a right, and i find it entertaining enough that you people are seriuosly still wallowing in a cesspool of your own self loathing and negativity...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: iwshilvdnfinland on January 20, 2008, 09:33:43 PM
Stuffed Animals is the biggest horndog on this whole board.

This thread is nuts.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: sectachrome on January 20, 2008, 09:54:58 PM
I can never make it past like the first sentence and a half of ETs posts. blahlbahlbahlbahlbahlbahblahbalbhlablah

I just watched this movie, and the dialogue in the beginning was kind of painfully corny but it panned out and I thought it was a pretty good movie.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: skaterdavid on January 20, 2008, 09:57:47 PM
starting the movie right now....
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: E.l.G on January 20, 2008, 10:09:30 PM
You posted a picture of yourself having sex in order to look cool to people on the internet?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 10:10:30 PM
You posted a picture of yourself having sex in order to look cool to people on the internet?

no I posted it in retaliation to dicks being photoshopped onto pics of me...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Orgone on January 20, 2008, 10:11:43 PM
how old is that guy on your lap
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: S.A.D.B. on January 20, 2008, 10:20:24 PM
how old is that guy on your lap

^^ made me laugh

Really though, post the tits that I requested.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: //////////// on January 20, 2008, 10:21:45 PM
 :-X >:( :o :'(
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 10:24:06 PM
:-X >:( :o :'(

that about sums up this entire thread...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Penis_Monster on January 20, 2008, 10:31:01 PM
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj164/et253/Image0.jpg)

Come on man, you left your socks on? That's unforgivable unless it was your first time.
ya that was actually my big problem after the fact, too. Neither of us even thought of it at the time. It was one of those spur of the moment kind of things. hence the cheez its on the ground haha...

what flavor cheez-it is that?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: S.A.D.B. on January 20, 2008, 10:35:31 PM
how old is that guy on your lap

^^ made me laugh

Really though, post the tits that I requested.

I dunno... What's in it for me???

Quit playing with my emotions and show me what I want.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Penis_Monster on January 20, 2008, 10:40:48 PM
haha just regular...

gnarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: //////////// on January 20, 2008, 10:41:31 PM
:-X >:( :o :'(

that about sums up this entire thread...
dont quote me i fucking hate you
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 10:46:39 PM
:-X >:( :o :'(

that about sums up this entire thread...
dont quote me i fucking hate you

ok
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 10:46:59 PM
:-X >:( :o :'(

that about sums up this entire thread...
dont quote me i fucking hate you

I won't
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 10:47:16 PM
:-X >:( :o :'(

that about sums up this entire thread...
dont quote me i fucking hate you

don't worry
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 10:50:36 PM
It's funny how you can convince yourself that you hate someone you've never even met and really know abosultely nothing about. Believe it or not message boards are about the worst possibl eway to asess someone's character...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: //////////// on January 20, 2008, 10:52:32 PM
you're right, you're always right.
lets be freinds and fuck each other and show everyone on slap.
how about we convince everyone we're better then them too
im sure they will beleive us, because you're always right.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 10:56:57 PM
you're right, you're always right.
lets be freinds and fuck each other and show everyone on slap.
how about we convince everyone we're better then them too
im sure they will beleive us, because you're always right.


I was never trying to convince anyone that I was better than they are. I was simply trying to convince idiots like you to shut the hell up with you fevered bullshittings. All you ever do is pop up randomly and say bullshit hateful things about stuff that doesn't even concern you, when you're opinion isn't worth anything anyway. It would be worth something if you were worth anything as a human being, but as it stands you do not appear to have accomplished anything with your life. However, I'm not going to say anymore about that because if this entire message board experience has taught me anything it's that you can't fight fire with fire, and my pride in having accompished thigns during my lifetime isn't going to do much to stifle your pride in being an asshole.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Chris Hansen on January 20, 2008, 10:57:24 PM
Hold it right there. Before anyone begins fucking, I'm going to need to see some state issued ID's. I'm Chris Hansen.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 10:58:23 PM
Frankenberry told me he was 18! I swear I didn't know...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Doctor Handsome on January 20, 2008, 10:59:18 PM
ET is annoying but I want to see more naked chicks. C'mon bud!
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: //////////// on January 20, 2008, 10:59:31 PM
you're right, you're always right.
lets be freinds and fuck each other and show everyone on slap.
how about we convince everyone we're better then them too
im sure they will beleive us, because you're always right.


I was never trying to convince anyone that I was better than they are. I was simply trying to convince idiots like you to shut the hell up with you fevered bullshittings. All you ever do is pop up randomly and say bullshit hateful things about stuff that doesn't even concern you, when you're opinion isn't worth anything anyway. It would be worth something if you were worth anything as a human being, but as it stands you do not appear to have accomplished anything with your life. However, I'm not going to say anymore about that because if this entire message board experience has taught me anything it's that you can't fight fire with fire, and my pride in having accompished thigns during my lifetime isn't going to do much to stifle your pride in being an asshole.

chris, i'm canadian, we fuck what we can
and et, try reading what you just wrote
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 20, 2008, 11:01:08 PM
you're right, you're always right.
lets be freinds and fuck each other and show everyone on slap.
how about we convince everyone we're better then them too
im sure they will beleive us, because you're always right.


I was never trying to convince anyone that I was better than they are. I was simply trying to convince idiots like you to shut the hell up with you fevered bullshittings. All you ever do is pop up randomly and say bullshit hateful things about stuff that doesn't even concern you, when you're opinion isn't worth anything anyway. It would be worth something if you were worth anything as a human being, but as it stands you do not appear to have accomplished anything with your life. However, I'm not going to say anymore about that because if this entire message board experience has taught me anything it's that you can't fight fire with fire, and my pride in having accompished thigns during my lifetime isn't going to do much to stifle your pride in being an asshole.

chris, i'm canadian, we fuck what we can
and et, try reading what you just wrote

I think it'd be a little more productive if you did. LIke I said I'm done with your fevered bullshittings because it's impossible to fight fire with fire. At least I actually have something worthy of being prideful about...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: //////////// on January 20, 2008, 11:01:31 PM
It's funny how you can convince yourself that you hate someone you've never even met and really know abosultely nothing about. Believe it or not message boards are about the worst possibl eway to asess someone's character...

I was never trying to convince anyone that I was better than they are. I was simply trying to convince idiots like you to shut the hell up with you fevered bullshittings. All you ever do is pop up randomly and say bullshit hateful things about stuff that doesn't even concern you, when you're opinion isn't worth anything anyway. It would be worth something if you were worth anything as a human being, but as it stands you do not appear to have accomplished anything with your life. However, I'm not going to say anymore about that because if this entire message board experience has taught me anything it's that you can't fight fire with fire, and my pride in having accompished thigns during my lifetime isn't going to do much to stifle your pride in being an asshole.

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Title: Re: Juno
Post by: SR Junky on January 20, 2008, 11:19:41 PM
Juno sounds crazy.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: picklesickshuv-it on January 20, 2008, 11:33:53 PM
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: sectachrome on January 20, 2008, 11:57:44 PM
YOU DONT KNOW ME! DONT JUDGE ME!  FEVERED BULLSHITTINGS!

Youre only trying to convince yourself that you dont suck.  No one here gives a fuck.  If you really feel that you need to go these lengths to defend yourself to people "you've never even met and really know abosultely nothing about", you need to go somewhere and fucking find yourself or something.  You should have just quit while you were ahead.  Every pathetic long winded post you make just digs your grave deeper.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 12:06:18 AM
Respond to what? You just made the most schizophrenic post in the history of the slap message boards. I mean, my relationship with my parents? Comparing your stupid little video to Mozart? Speaking with God? Editing talent gifted from on high? I honestly don't know what to say. I didn't think a human mind could work the way yours does.

Actually Alex, I agree with you, that trailer is sub-par (despite the fact that Greg Carroll seemed to be pretty psyched on it). This is the one I was referring to when I used the term "masterpiece", and I wasn't comparing my work to Mozart's, I was comparing our egos. In reality, my ego pales in comparison to his. This is actually the first time I've let my ego explode like that. I'm usually extremely meek and humble when it comes to skateboarding, and it's only because of the fact that all you sad, petty, little forum goons can't keep your hate to yourselves that things turned out this way because, as I said earlier, I am obviously stubborn when it comes to letting such pointless disrespect slide. Our interaction on here has taught me a valuable lesson, however, and it's that two wrongs don't make a right and that, no matter what, all my attempts to subdue your prideful hate with my pride in something genuinely constructive that I've accomplished in this lifetime is still ony going to make things worse. Therefore, this is probably the last thing I will say on here. I sincerely hope one day you people find something to do with your lives so you don't end up committing suicide as is often the case when such meager little people who spend their lives reveling in hate...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VShRpa_SNNY

I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.
I have a gift and denying that would be like slapping God in the face.

Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 12:10:28 AM
YOU DONT KNOW ME! DONT JUDGE ME!  FEVERED BULLSHITTINGS!

Youre only trying to convince yourself that you dont suck.  No one here gives a fuck.  If you really feel that you need to go these lengths to defend yourself to people "you've never even met and really know abosultely nothing about", you need to go somewhere and fucking find yourself or something.  You should have just quit while you were ahead.  Every pathetic long winded post you make just digs your grave deeper.

what's funny is that I may be digging my grave with all you pathetic little assholes who don'tactually mean anything in the grand scheme of humanity but, by continuing to let the hate flow, you're all digging your graves with the universe...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: sectachrome on January 21, 2008, 12:21:28 AM
Right, were digging our graves with the universe  ::)  Are you fucking kidding me? 

Dont forget to give Slap a shout out when you become President or win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Doctor Handsome on January 21, 2008, 12:23:20 AM
ET is annoying but I want to see more naked chicks. C'mon bud!
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 12:24:56 AM
Right, were digging our graves with the universe  ::)  Are you fucking kidding me? 

Dont forget to give Slap a shout out when you become President or win the Nobel Peace Prize.

ya that's exactly right. You haters are all pathetic and by only contributing negative energy that energy is giong to circulate around the universe and come back to bite you in the ass someday...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: S.A.D.B. on January 21, 2008, 12:33:01 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VShRpa_SNNY


When you use the "fade-to-black" effect during a clip, shouldn't the landing be left out to leave the viewer wanting more? Isn't that the point of a "teaser"? I should pummel my hands with a hammer for actually asking you a reasonable question.

Oh yeah, post tits.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: longballlarry on January 21, 2008, 12:59:22 AM
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/killakash/umad22ht.jpg?t=1200905920)
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alan on January 21, 2008, 01:09:04 AM
When you use the "fade-to-black" effect during a clip, shouldn't the landing be left out to leave the viewer wanting more? Isn't that the point of a "teaser"? I should pummel my hands with a hammer for actually asking you a reasonable question.

I guess that was one of those "things no one's ever done" in skateboard video editing that he goes on about. Although every kid with a vx1000 probably has done it but had the common sense not to post it on Youtube.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: damian on January 21, 2008, 01:13:50 AM
juntao, go to bed.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alan on January 21, 2008, 01:14:39 AM
Oh my...you really are dumb.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 01:15:21 AM
Oh my...you really are dumb.

"The thermometer of success is measured solely by the jealousy of malcontents." ~Salvador Dali
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: damian on January 21, 2008, 01:16:09 AM
juntao, go to bed.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Alan on January 21, 2008, 01:16:56 AM
Dali also smeared shit all over his face.

Post pics, ok?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 01:17:43 AM
Dali also smeared shit all over his face.

Post pics, ok?

ahhh jealousy...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: S.A.D.B. on January 21, 2008, 01:18:46 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VShRpa_SNNY


When you use the "fade-to-black" effect during a clip, shouldn't the landing be left out to leave the viewer wanting more? Isn't that the point of a "teaser"? I should pummel my hands with a hammer for actually asking you a reasonable question.

Oh yeah, post tits.

the idea is to annoy the veiwer by being able to see the trick and understand full well what it is, and how sick it is, but not being able to see it, undisturbed, all the way through. Some people go the route of cutting out basically the meat of the entire trick itself and then you can't even tell what it actually is and therefore why should you bother watching it at all? That trick could not be that great for all you know. See you want to let em know what it is that theyr'e getting... You just want to leave them hungering for more.

Do you realize that the landing is what people would have been "hungering for" if you hadn't already spoiled it? If your objective was to annoy the viewer, you have succeeded on so many levels, and not in the way that you intended.

P.S. quit ignoring the "post tits" remarks and actually POST TITS
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 01:22:24 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VShRpa_SNNY


When you use the "fade-to-black" effect during a clip, shouldn't the landing be left out to leave the viewer wanting more? Isn't that the point of a "teaser"? I should pummel my hands with a hammer for actually asking you a reasonable question.

Oh yeah, post tits.

the idea is to annoy the veiwer by being able to see the trick and understand full well what it is, and how sick it is, but not being able to see it, undisturbed, all the way through. Some people go the route of cutting out basically the meat of the entire trick itself and then you can't even tell what it actually is and therefore why should you bother watching it at all? That trick could not be that great for all you know. See you want to let em know what it is that theyr'e getting... You just want to leave them hungering for more.

Do you realize that the landing is what people would have been "hungering for" if you hadn't already spoiled it? If your objective was to annoy the viewer, you have succeeded on so many levels, and not in the way that you intended.

P.S. quit ignoring the "post tits" remarks and actually POST TITS

That's why on certain tricks I didn't show the landing and on other tricks I did. Some tircks were meant to tease, others mearly to confound. If you wanna see tits then become a well rounded human being and spend your time getting to know some cool girls instead of spewing anonymous hate over the internet...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 01:23:19 AM


P.S. quit ignoring the "post tits" remarks and actually POST TITS

jealousy, jealousy, jealousy...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: S.A.D.B. on January 21, 2008, 01:30:03 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VShRpa_SNNY


When you use the "fade-to-black" effect during a clip, shouldn't the landing be left out to leave the viewer wanting more? Isn't that the point of a "teaser"? I should pummel my hands with a hammer for actually asking you a reasonable question.

Oh yeah, post tits.

the idea is to annoy the veiwer by being able to see the trick and understand full well what it is, and how sick it is, but not being able to see it, undisturbed, all the way through. Some people go the route of cutting out basically the meat of the entire trick itself and then you can't even tell what it actually is and therefore why should you bother watching it at all? That trick could not be that great for all you know. See you want to let em know what it is that theyr'e getting... You just want to leave them hungering for more.

Do you realize that the landing is what people would have been "hungering for" if you hadn't already spoiled it? If your objective was to annoy the viewer, you have succeeded on so many levels, and not in the way that you intended.

P.S. quit ignoring the "post tits" remarks and actually POST TITS

That's why on certain tricks I didn't show the landing and on other tricks I did. Some tircks were meant to tease, others mearly to confound. If you wanna see tits then become a well rounded human being and spend your time getting to know some cool girls instead of spewing anonymous hate over the internet...

No, I want to see the pictures that you have. Just think, a girl with low enough self esteem was foolish enough to show tits around a complete and utter joke such as yourself. That's what I want to see, that's what's getting me all hot and bothered.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 01:32:39 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VShRpa_SNNY


When you use the "fade-to-black" effect during a clip, shouldn't the landing be left out to leave the viewer wanting more? Isn't that the point of a "teaser"? I should pummel my hands with a hammer for actually asking you a reasonable question.

Oh yeah, post tits.

the idea is to annoy the veiwer by being able to see the trick and understand full well what it is, and how sick it is, but not being able to see it, undisturbed, all the way through. Some people go the route of cutting out basically the meat of the entire trick itself and then you can't even tell what it actually is and therefore why should you bother watching it at all? That trick could not be that great for all you know. See you want to let em know what it is that theyr'e getting... You just want to leave them hungering for more.

Do you realize that the landing is what people would have been "hungering for" if you hadn't already spoiled it? If your objective was to annoy the viewer, you have succeeded on so many levels, and not in the way that you intended.

P.S. quit ignoring the "post tits" remarks and actually POST TITS

That's why on certain tricks I didn't show the landing and on other tricks I did. Some tircks were meant to tease, others mearly to confound. If you wanna see tits then become a well rounded human being and spend your time getting to know some cool girls instead of spewing anonymous hate over the internet...

No, I want to see the pictures that you have. Just think, a girl with low enough self esteem was foolish enough to show tits around a complete and utter joke such as yourself. That's what I want to see, that's what's getting me all hot and bothered.

Jealousy, it's a beautiful thing...

Get a life, then you might not have to rely on prono mags to know what a bare breast looks like.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Doctor Handsome on January 21, 2008, 01:41:53 AM
We all know that girl in the picture is a real doll, give it up fool!
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: damian on January 21, 2008, 01:43:40 AM
sfahaha, baby zeus and his thunderous mind.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Doctor Handsome on January 21, 2008, 01:44:03 AM
I'll try to be nice to you.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: S.A.D.B. on January 21, 2008, 01:45:25 AM
We all know that girl in the picture is a real doll, give it up fool!

hehe maybe that's why I don't wanna give it up. Like I said, what's in it for me???

I'll spare your life.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: hatehatehatehate on January 21, 2008, 01:59:24 AM
ET -

(http://www.justadventure.com/articles/Shut_Up!/shut%20up%201.jpg)
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000071AZB.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
(http://agentgenius.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/seriously-shut-up.jpg)




ps.. NICE FUCKING SOCKS YOU AMATEUR!!!!!!
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: loophole on January 21, 2008, 02:26:06 AM
i can't believe i haven't seen this thread till now

et. you really think that we are jealous of you? get real, man. watch your own videos and take a long hard look at them. and then at yourself. then realise that they are pretty fucking mediocre at best.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Rob1 on January 21, 2008, 05:41:24 AM
Seriously well done - the blacking out the middle of the trick is an idea of such artistic creativity that it really does elevate your entire body of work to such heights that it can no longer  described as mere "skateboard video". What you have created is more than the documentation of skateboarding, what you have created is ART plain and simple!
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 05:45:24 AM
i can't believe i haven't seen this thread till now

et. you really think that we are jealous of you? get real, man. watch your own videos and take a long hard look at them. and then at yourself. then realise that they are pretty fucking mediocre at best.

What I think they are jealous of is the girls I've gotten, otherwise they wouldn't be continually pestering me to see uncensored pics of them, over and over again. I couldn't give a shit if any of you like the video or not, because I'm secure with how good I know it is, and especially in light of the standing ovation that trailer received at the video premier it was recently unveiled at. Aaron Artis was there applauding proudly for all his friends that were in it, like A.J. He seems to think I did that footy great justice, and I tend to trust his opinion a whole hell of a lot more than any of yours. That probably has something to do with the fact that every other sentence out of his mouth isn't always the most hate-filled thing I've ever heard. As far as that and this thread are concerned, I was only ever using it as an example of why the bullshit, hateful opinions (such as this one you've voiced right here) people like you are always spewing out for no reason really don't mean anything to anyone who actually matters in the world, because at least I'm doing something productive with my life that I am earning recognition for. When any of you haters can show me something more worthwhile that you happen to have accomplished with your lives then your hateful bullshit might actually have any bearing on reality whatsoever. Until then, it's still just bad karma that only hurts yourselves and makes the entire universe a shittier, more negative place to live in. Seriously, get a life, and then mabye you won't have to constantly be trying to degrade someone elses to make yours seem less shitty and meaningless. Actually, you know what? Who fucking cares??? I don't anymore. I'm done trying to convince any of you. This is the whole point I've been trying to make this entire time, that you should either have something positive to say or not say anything at all, but I've even said it myself in numerous posts now that I've supposedly learned my lesson, even though I obviously haven't cause here we are still arguing about it. I've made my peace with this final post just now, once and for all, and it's damn good advice if you ask me, but what do I know? Go ahead and keep on hating. Hate so much that one day your bad karma comes back to you in the form of getting your head cut off on a ride at an amusement park. Maybe that 's the only real lesson to be learned here. I'm over it...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 05:45:48 AM
Seriously well done - the blacking out the middle of the trick is an idea of such artistic creativity that it really does elevate your entire body of work to such heights that it can no longer  described as mere "skateboard video". What you have created is more than the documentation of skateboarding, what you have created is ART plain and simple!


way to completely miss the point. Idiot.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 05:48:33 AM
augh! And I still can't just let it go!!! What is it about the internet that makes this shit so fucking addictive??? Ok, this is seriously the last post. I'm done...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 05:51:17 AM
If you're a moderator will you plese delete thsi whole fucking thread? If you do I will reward you by leaving the slap message boards and never coming back...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Rob1 on January 21, 2008, 05:58:38 AM
I feel this thread could be approaching classic slap territory?
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 06:00:16 AM
I feel this thread could be approaching classic slap territory?

All the more reason it needs to be deleted...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: mikefork on January 21, 2008, 06:04:04 AM
ha! over my dead body
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: sweets on January 21, 2008, 06:04:32 AM
If you're a moderator will you plese delete thsi whole fucking thread? If you do I will reward you by leaving the slap message boards and never coming back...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 06:08:09 AM
ha! over my dead body

I tell ya what? If you do that for me, not only will I leave Slap forever and never come back (I PROMISE), but as a going away present I will post uncensored pics of those girls that everyone has been hounding me for in the beautiful women thread...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 06:10:25 AM
I mean, don't get me wrong, I would love to go down in Slap history, but as long as this thread lives and breathes I'm never gonna be able to leave it alone and simply stop replying to people's hate toward me. I don't want to be a part of the hate anymore. Make it stop! Please for the love of God make it stop!!! I'm begging you...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 06:12:05 AM
If you're a moderator will you plese delete thsi whole fucking thread? If you do I will reward you by leaving the slap message boards and never coming back...

See sweets agrees! What if I can get a big enough petition going? It'll be like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry is trying to help Newman get transfered to Hawaii by helping him deliver his mail. I bet I could unite everyone on the entire message board under the wing of wanting to never see me return to slap...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: sweets on January 21, 2008, 06:23:00 AM
If you're a moderator will you plese delete thsi whole fucking thread? If you do I will reward you by leaving the slap message boards and never coming back...

See sweets agrees! What if I can get a big enough petition going? It'll be like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry is trying to help Newman get transfered to Hawaii by helping him deliver his mail. I bet I could unite everyone on the entire message board under the wing of wanting to never see me return to slap...

Just focus your account. I will say, it has been fun watching you protect your obviously unbreakable ego. It's been quite awhile since I've witnessed such a display of asinine, egocentric self-props. 
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: vicky on January 21, 2008, 06:24:36 AM
i think juno shouldve had an abortion.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Rob1 on January 21, 2008, 06:34:39 AM
i think ET's mum shouldve had an abortion.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 06:36:42 AM
If you're a moderator will you plese delete thsi whole fucking thread? If you do I will reward you by leaving the slap message boards and never coming back...

See sweets agrees! What if I can get a big enough petition going? It'll be like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry is trying to help Newman get transfered to Hawaii by helping him deliver his mail. I bet I could unite everyone on the entire message board under the wing of wanting to never see me return to slap...



Just focus your account. I will say, it has been fun watching you protect your obviously unbreakable ego. It's been quite awhile since I've witnessed such a display of asinine, egocentric self-props. 

what's funny is that if you meet me in real life my ego is practically non-existent, beyond simply observing and stating what I thought came out good or not. I've never even said any of that kind of shit till now, but before this I was a message board virign and had no idea what I was in for. I just got carried away. Plus, the whole way in which I got involved with this message board in the first place, something bad was bound to come of it. Oh well, better for that to have happened on the internet rather than in real life. I just wanna put this shit behind me, which is why this thread should be deleted...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: loophole on January 21, 2008, 06:38:34 AM
i like how you assume we are all fat lards sitting behind computers doing nothing all day. it makes me feel even happier about the world, knowing that there are great people in the world like you to create such beautiful creations and fuck all the beautiful women. and what do i have to show for myself? all i have to show for myself is the cock in my hand and the nacho igloo i just made, right?

right?


either this goes in classic slap to show what an abomination you are or it gets deleted, but either way, it's because of your words, and yours alone.

you know, i think they have a word for people like you.
yes, they do.
you, sir, are a narcissist. and not a particularly moderate one.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Bipsmound on January 21, 2008, 06:39:10 AM
I mean, don't get me wrong, I would love to go down in Slap history, but as long as this thread lives and breathes I'm never gonna be able to leave it alone and simply stop replying to people's hate toward me. I don't want to be a part of the hate anymore. Make it stop! Please for the love of God make it stop!!! I'm begging you...

Second thoughts about the totally awesome amazing garbage you posted in this testament to your utter crapulence at life?  You said that messageboards are a poor way to assess what somebody's actually like in real life, but I think you can get a pretty good idea, especially when they post novels.  That being said, there's nooooo way in hell I'd wanna spend a minute around somebody who thinks so much of themselves as you do.

Dude, you EDIT FUCKING SKATE VIDEOS!  You're not Mother Teresa, you're not even Al Gore.  You're not doing the work of god, you're putting some clips together on the computer.  When our society is long gone after the Swedish unleash nuclear warfare, and the aliens visit our forgotten civilization, they're not gonna uncover your footage and regard it as a treasure and a MASTERPIECE of human ingenuity.  Aaron Artis' standing ovation for your trailer?

It seems like you might have some aspirations in the skate industry with this editing business?  Seeing as how people know who you are, you pretty much focused your "career". 

Oh, and I don't even know what the fuck it says about someone when they post pics of themselves having sex on a messageboard.  I think that's called a hump beam.  Wow, you had sex!  Believe it or not, lots of people have sex.  I don't think the fact that you did is gonna make too many people jealous.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: vicky on January 21, 2008, 06:40:27 AM
i like how you assume we are all fat lards sitting behind computers doing nothing all day. it makes me feel even happier about the world, knowing that there are great people in the world like you to create such beautiful creations and fuck all the beautiful women. and what do i have to show for myself? all i have to show for myself is the cock in my hand and the nacho igloo i just made, right?

right?




a nacho igloo would be so sweet right now
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Sleazy on January 21, 2008, 06:47:22 AM
If you're a moderator will you plese delete thsi whole fucking thread? If you do I will reward you by leaving the slap message boards and never coming back...

your going to end up doing that anyway whether you realize it yet or not. your most recognized work of art will not be your videos but it will be the douchebagery in this thread. you've seriously stepped up to the big boys and i can honestly say that you've surpased some true legends. I'm not talking about real legends that chat here like Jamie Thomas or Henry Sanchez but a different animal all together. You my friend are up there with the likes of Dylan, ya dig... and Raven Lovesdick, evermore...

(http://a483.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_dcf48ebe3d9bebc441417f062d9cac1a.gif)

(http://a500.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/23/l_38063d6323580a9acbe707f600146c83.gif)

(http://a76.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01086/57/09/1086279075_l.jpg)

what makes it even more impressive is that you did this with out silly costumes or any bogus products to promote. you managed this incredible feat based solely on egregious delusions of grandeur.

i salute you by farting in your general direction
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 06:49:21 AM
I mean, don't get me wrong, I would love to go down in Slap history, but as long as this thread lives and breathes I'm never gonna be able to leave it alone and simply stop replying to people's hate toward me. I don't want to be a part of the hate anymore. Make it stop! Please for the love of God make it stop!!! I'm begging you...

Second thoughts about the totally awesome amazing garbage you posted in this testament to your utter crapulence at life?  You said that messageboards are a poor way to assess what somebody's actually like in real life, but I think you can get a pretty good idea, especially when they post novels.  That being said, there's nooooo way in hell I'd wanna spend a minute around somebody who thinks so much of themselves as you do.

Dude, you EDIT FUCKING SKATE VIDEOS!  You're not Mother Teresa, you're not even Al Gore.  You're not doing the work of god, you're putting some clips together on the computer.  When our society is long gone after the Swedish unleash nuclear warfare, and the aliens visit our forgotten civilization, they're not gonna uncover your footage and regard it as a treasure and a MASTERPIECE of human ingenuity.  Aaron Artis' standing ovation for your trailer?

It seems like you might have some aspirations in the skate industry with this editing business?  Seeing as how people know who you are, you pretty much focused your "career". 

Oh, and I don't even know what the fuck it says about someone when they post pics of themselves having sex on a messageboard.  I think that's called a hump beam.  Wow, you had sex!  Believe it or not, lots of people have sex.  I don't think the fact that you did is gonna make too many people jealous.

I do know what it says abotu people when they post pictures of dicks photoshopped onto other peoples images. it says insecure, hate-filled, child.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 06:54:39 AM
i like how you assume we are all fat lards sitting behind computers doing nothing all day. it makes me feel even happier about the world, knowing that there are great people in the world like you to create such beautiful creations and fuck all the beautiful women. and what do i have to show for myself? all i have to show for myself is the cock in my hand and the nacho igloo i just made, right?

right?


either this goes in classic slap to show what an abomination you are or it gets deleted, but either way, it's because of your words, and yours alone.

you know, i think they have a word for people like you.
yes, they do.
you, sir, are a narcissist. and not a particularly moderate one.

That's only because none of you are moderate with your hate. I only ever put this stuff out there because I have a long history of not letting pointless ego driven hating slide. That's why I never go to the bar anymore. But as I stated earlier you can't fight fire with fire...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: EricLogan on January 21, 2008, 06:55:44 AM

 I sincerely hope one day you people find something to do with your lives

I don't know why you think people that spend time on here have no lives. Yeah, what goes on in message boards is marginally petty, but so what? It's like our dads used to watch "the game" after a 50 hour shift and talk shit the whole game through. It's just unwinding, man. Some of the people you think are most "petty" on here have the most legitimate carreers and living situations I've ever heard of.

I might not be the greatest use of space, but I work a fulltime job, maintain a relationship with the woman I live with, and manage to skate 30 hours between the two days I have off from work. So I don't think merely being on here is a refutable angle to attack "these people's" character.

Yeah, what we do is irreverant, but fuck it, if posting HiLarious myspace/livejournal photos, sheckler updates, and the Famous Stars Spring Line is what it takes to keep people lol'ing the few hours they don't spend working or maintaining their adult-life, let it be.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 06:57:21 AM
basicalyl it started as me asking one person what's so great about you that you can butt into the middle of someone else conversation and say something fucked up for no reason? Then, I was posed the same question, "what's so great about me?" And now here we are. But all this goes away, along with me, and my supposed narcissism if one of our kind moderators will simply step in and delete this entire thread. I promise I will never return and I will leave you all with those uncensored pics you've been lusting after. You have my word...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Sleazy on January 21, 2008, 06:57:58 AM
Dude i'm gonna end up sticking aroubd as logn as this thread's around. That's inevitable. JUST DELETE IT ALREADY. PLEASE!!! I'm serious about my promise to leave and never come back if you do...

all signs are pointing towards classic slap for this one
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 07:01:50 AM
If you're a moderator will you plese delete thsi whole fucking thread? If you do I will reward you by leaving the slap message boards and never coming back...

See sweets agrees! What if I can get a big enough petition going? It'll be like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry is trying to help Newman get transfered to Hawaii by helping him deliver his mail. I bet I could unite everyone on the entire message board under the wing of wanting to never see me return to slap...

Just focus your account. I will say, it has been fun watching you protect your obviously unbreakable ego. It's been quite awhile since I've witnessed such a display of asinine, egocentric self-props. 

Can you delete your account? Will it get rid of all my posts alogn with it??? I'll delete it in a heartbeat if that's the case...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Bipsmound on January 21, 2008, 07:03:43 AM
if one of our kind moderators will simply step in and delete this entire thread. I promise I will never return and I will leave you all with those uncensored pics you've been lusting after. You have my word...

It's a trap.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: sweets on January 21, 2008, 07:16:34 AM
If you're a moderator will you plese delete thsi whole fucking thread? If you do I will reward you by leaving the slap message boards and never coming back...

See sweets agrees! What if I can get a big enough petition going? It'll be like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry is trying to help Newman get transfered to Hawaii by helping him deliver his mail. I bet I could unite everyone on the entire message board under the wing of wanting to never see me return to slap...

Just focus your account. I will say, it has been fun watching you protect your obviously unbreakable ego. It's been quite awhile since I've witnessed such a display of asinine, egocentric self-props. 

Can you delete your account? Will it get rid of all my posts alogn with it??? I'll delete it in a heartbeat if that's the case...

No. At this point, you are here forever.

Title: Re: Juno
Post by: sebastian toombs on January 21, 2008, 07:18:24 AM

 pointless ego driven


the irony...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Sleazy on January 21, 2008, 07:18:58 AM
this seems like as good a time as any for a little behind the scenes commentary.

the funniest thing happened while i was working on "fascination" for the soon to be classic Juno thread. i was lurking slap in the bathroom with my laptop when the inspiration hit me for this piece. i really wanted to capture the feeling of the thread and it seemed like at least 2 dicks would be required for this particular piece, so i hit up the web in search of suitable peni for this project, picked out a few and began some preproduction type work in photoshop on the images. next thing you know i'm giggling up a storm on the toliet first thing in the morning and my wife, being the nosey type, bust into the bathroom and sees me sitting on the toliet with nothing but dicks all over my laptop monitor and yells out "what the hell are you doing in here???"

"photoshopping dicks..."

"oh, another one of those guys eh..."

"yep"

Title: Re: Juno
Post by: sweets on January 21, 2008, 07:20:26 AM
That was fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 07:30:49 AM

 pointless ego driven


the irony...

I know, huh?! I guess you really can't fight fire with fire. Still I'm not ashamed of being proud of my work, the same as I seriously doubt Reynolds is ashamed of his FS flip, but i am ashamed of having sunk so low. AT the very least I should never have posted those pics but it's hard not to lose it in light of things like "fascination". My bargain still stands however, that if this thread gets deleted none of you will ever see hide nor hair of me on here ever again AND youll get to see taht fabulous rack in all it's glory...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: Bipsmound on January 21, 2008, 07:34:17 AM
Keep going dude, you're almost there.
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: ET253 on January 21, 2008, 07:35:52 AM
Ok, yes, I'm a douche right alongside the rest of the world. Please delete this thread now someone...
Title: Re: Juno
Post by: loophole on January 21, 2008, 08:41:30 AM
(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/889/ronaldfailbo2.jpg)