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Title: IF I DID IT
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 27, 2007, 08:12:47 PM
it would have to have been because I loved her very much, right?

do you guys agree?
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: Designing Women on November 27, 2007, 08:15:48 PM
i loved you in the naked gun movies
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: VHS on November 27, 2007, 08:16:43 PM
Ofcourse, you could have killed her out of Love because you thought she was suffering.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: artichoke on November 27, 2007, 08:17:43 PM
The juice can do no wrong in my eyes.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 27, 2007, 08:23:20 PM
well i didnt kill her, lets make that clear. but i was telling my golf buddies the other day that, i mean, golly, she kinda deserved it. if you think about it. the nerve of that bitch. i payed for her tits for christ sakes!fucking ungrateful bitch. i just loved her so much i had to do it..........love her i mean, she was worth loving
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: skatebored on November 27, 2007, 08:25:36 PM
funniest fake account all week for sure. keep it up
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 27, 2007, 08:30:55 PM
funniest fake account all week for sure. keep it up

look here buddy. this is not a laughing matter
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: matt/tx on November 27, 2007, 08:33:11 PM
no man that was that good could have killed somebody for no reason
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: baxter on November 27, 2007, 08:33:26 PM
funniest fake account all week for sure. keep it up
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 27, 2007, 08:38:20 PM
no man that was that good could have killed somebody for no reason

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I LOVED THAT WHORE! AND SHE STARTS FUCKING A WAITER? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?HES DRIVING MY FUCKING CAR? SUCKING ON TITS I PAYED FOR?!?!?!?IM GONNA FIND THAT HITMAN AND HES GONNA PAY FOR WHAT I DID I MEAN WHAT HE DID
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: rfox on November 27, 2007, 08:52:52 PM
Dude, OJ, 420
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 27, 2007, 09:11:49 PM
i will find that son of a bitch that kooked me. YOU THINK YOU CAN KOOK MY SHIT? YOU THINK YOU CAN COME INTO MY THREAD AND KOOK MY SHIT? I ALWAYS THOUGHT SLAP PALS WERE STRAIGHT SHOOTERS!
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: Choad Muskrat on November 27, 2007, 09:13:38 PM
Quote
you think you can steal my shit?
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 27, 2007, 09:21:58 PM
im trying to stack gnars here! i already got money! i still got lesbian nielsen money, or whatever the fuck his name is, anyway i got money from doing that shit. im lampin like ikea. but what i really want is some gnars. media tried to portray me like a bad guy. i mean if i did it, shouldnt i get praised for it? a fucking double murder, and i walk out free, aris isotoner gloves and all, which by the way did not fit. thats some gangster shit. im gangster brother
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: Designing Women on November 27, 2007, 09:31:57 PM
tony
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 27, 2007, 09:50:32 PM
tony

hawk? skateboarder right?
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: mick swagger on November 28, 2007, 07:55:27 AM
dont squeeze the juice
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: Sherlock on November 28, 2007, 08:02:32 AM
the work here has been done for me
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: evan_7 on November 28, 2007, 08:06:12 AM
i don't think Chris could handle the juice.  he killed his ex-wife, he didn't try and take advantage of some pre pubescent slut on myspace and or facebook.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 28, 2007, 08:09:02 AM
he didn't try and take advantage of some pre pubescent slut on myspace and or facebook.

hey now. ive had some days. dating hasnt been goin so well since the criminal trial. and then the civic! jeez
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: evan_7 on November 28, 2007, 08:13:19 AM
he didn't try and take advantage of some pre pubescent slut on myspace and or facebook.

hey now. ive had some days. dating hasnt been goin so well since the criminal trial. and then the civic! jeez

im not hating on ya, juice. but you got a lot of shit going on right now, i think the last thing you need to to show up at some 15 year olds house with a back pack full o' horrible things, and then see Chris Hansen.  Hopefully you still have some of that speed from your football days.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 28, 2007, 08:17:25 AM
he didn't try and take advantage of some pre pubescent slut on myspace and or facebook.

hey now. ive had some days. dating hasnt been goin so well since the criminal trial. and then the civic! jeez

im not hating on ya, juice. but you got a lot of shit going on right now, i think the last thing you need to to show up at some 15 year olds house with a back pack full o' horrible things, and then see Chris Hansen.  Hopefully you still have some of that speed from your football days.

I WAS CLEAN YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU DONT KNOW ME! GET SOME!
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: bentmode on November 28, 2007, 12:28:42 PM
hows the trial going today?
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: sanch on November 28, 2007, 01:14:14 PM
OJ is a murderer pile of shit who deserves to be beaten to death. If you think he's innocent check this site...http://www.bobaugust.com/photo.htm

He had the victims blood in his car. He had their blood on his sock. He had unexplainable injuries to his hands( typical from a guy who stabbed someone) and was unaccounted for during the time of the murders. There are pictures of him wearing the shoes and size the suspect supposively worn and also the gloves. Ron was killed like a normal stabbing. Nicole's neck was nearly severed and that has rage killing written all over it. Those type of murders are committed by ex lovers usually. In fact, there's not one shred of evidence that would prove his innocence, just fantasizing lies.

Hope he dies a brutal death.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: bentmode on November 28, 2007, 01:15:43 PM
if the glove dont fit you must acquit
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: sanch on November 28, 2007, 01:18:04 PM
someone must have photoshopped those on him in the pic then. Damn rascist cops!
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: somekid on November 28, 2007, 01:57:50 PM
http://www.getjuiced.com/

desperation is hilarious.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 28, 2007, 02:06:18 PM
OJ is a murderer pile of shit who deserves to be beaten to death. If you think he's innocent check this site...http://www.bobaugust.com/photo.htm

He had the victims blood in his car. He had their blood on his sock. He had unexplainable injuries to his hands( typical from a guy who stabbed someone) and was unaccounted for during the time of the murders. There are pictures of him wearing the shoes and size the suspect supposively worn and also the gloves. Ron was killed like a normal stabbing. Nicole's neck was nearly severed and that has rage killing written all over it. Those type of murders are committed by ex lovers usually. In fact, there's not one shred of evidence that would prove his innocence, just fantasizing lies.

Hope he dies a brutal death.

(http://www.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/misc/fun59.jpg)
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: sanch on November 28, 2007, 02:22:17 PM
Blood evidence was found in Simpson's white Bronco.

Evidence -- Blood found on Bronco Driver Door Interior #23*
 Match -- Simpson

 Evidence -- Blood found on Bronco instrument panel #24*
 Match -- Simpson

 Evidence -- Blood found on Bronco instrument panel #25*
 Match -- Simpson

 Evidence -- Blood found on the steering wheel #29
 Match -- Simpson, and Brown (a mixture)

 Evidence -- Blood found on the center console #30
 Match -- Simpson

 Evidence -- Blood found on the center console #31
 Match -- Simpson and Goldman (a mixture)

 Evidence -- Blood found on driver's side wall #34
 Match -- Simpson

 Evidence -- Blood found on Bronco Carpet #293
 Match -- Nicole Brown
 This blood was from a shoe print on the drivers side. The pattern was matched to the bloody shoe prints at the murder scene. All were made from size 12 Bruno Magli shoes with a Silga sole.

 Evidence -- Blood found on the Bronco center console #303
 Match -- Simpson and Goldman, and a smaller amount of
 Nicole Brown (a mixture)

 Evidence -- Blood found on the Bronco center console #304
 Match -- Simpson and Goldman, & a smaller amount
 of Nicole Brown (a mixture)

 Evidence -- Blood found on the center console #305
 Match -- Simpson and Goldman, & a smaller amount
 of Nicole Brown (a mixture)

 
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: somekid on November 28, 2007, 02:25:09 PM
yeah, but all that blood evidence is totally racist.  ::)
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: toy machine on November 28, 2007, 02:30:35 PM
your sig is giving me a huge headace.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 28, 2007, 02:31:45 PM
sanch dont be mad because your wife used to clean my mansion
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: sanch on November 28, 2007, 02:37:14 PM
you were a great football player so you were innocent. Those damn rascists! They even somehow cut your hand while planting evidence.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 28, 2007, 02:40:56 PM
you were a great football player so you were innocent. Those damn rascists! They even somehow cut your hand while planting evidence.

i could make you disappear buddy! do you really want that
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: sanch on November 28, 2007, 02:44:22 PM
we all know you are very much in control of your emotions oj and would never even think of such a thing.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 28, 2007, 02:48:58 PM
we all know you are very much in control of your emotions oj and would never even think of such a thing.

motherfucker you dont think i can get ghetto? i will get loony tunes in this bitch! shhh be verwy verwy quiet......im hunting FAGGOT

that means you asshole! you want a 9 iron up the ass? im not scared to get blood on my versace slacks buddy
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: somekid on November 28, 2007, 03:02:23 PM
your sig is giving me a huge headace.

thats funny, that's what every one of your posts does to me, too.
i guess we're even.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: bentmode on November 28, 2007, 03:03:16 PM
hahah, its from that bible camp movie.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: sanch on November 28, 2007, 03:32:52 PM
we all know you are very much in control of your emotions oj and would never even think of such a thing.

motherfucker you dont think i can get ghetto? i will get loony tunes in this bitch! shhh be verwy verwy quiet......im hunting FAGGOT

that means you asshole! you want a 9 iron up the ass? im not scared to get blood on my versace slacks buddy

making a collage of different people's blood on you versace's?
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: Rusty Champignon on November 28, 2007, 03:35:42 PM
I could never imagine Nordberg killing anyone
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: Beautifull on November 28, 2007, 03:37:45 PM
I don't think that he did it, but after being wrongfully awared against in a civil trial, he has to do anything to keep his money right.  As long as Michel Jackson does not come out with a book like this I'm cool with O.J.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: sanch on November 28, 2007, 03:37:49 PM
who's nordberg?
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: TRUTH on November 28, 2007, 03:39:12 PM
I don't think that he did it, but after being wrongfully awared against in a civil trial, he has to do anything to keep his money right.  As long as Michel Jackson does not come out with a book like this I'm cool with O.J.
I did'nt know you were black
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: Rusty Champignon on November 28, 2007, 03:47:57 PM
who's nordberg?
OJ's character from the naked gun movies

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/nordberg1.jpg)
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 28, 2007, 04:07:15 PM
who's nordberg?
OJ's character from the naked gun movies

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/nordberg1.jpg)
this is approximately howmuch i made off that role

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Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: Rusty Champignon on November 28, 2007, 04:09:38 PM
It was well deserved too, I never thought a cold blooded killer could ever play a likeable character in a film, OJ did it convincingly well
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: swissenheights on November 28, 2007, 04:20:01 PM
oj is a kook
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: somekid on November 28, 2007, 04:44:11 PM
I don't think that he did it, but after being wrongfully awared against in a civil trial, he has to do anything to keep his money right.  As long as Michel Jackson does not come out with a book like this I'm cool with O.J.
I did'nt know you were black
he's not. he's just delusional.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: sanch on November 28, 2007, 04:57:24 PM
It was well deserved too, I never thought a cold blooded killer could ever play a likeable character in a film, OJ did it convincingly well

hey, he's the victim here!
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: Knockout Ned on November 28, 2007, 05:10:49 PM
i despise the OJ case... its always used as an example for white folks to be like " see i told you the justice system favors minorities!"
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: brent on November 28, 2007, 05:20:11 PM
Sanch, buddy, that's not really OJ Simpson.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: deep on November 28, 2007, 05:22:05 PM
Sanch, buddy, that's not really OJ Simpson.

yeah bruh chill the fuck out, i guess this is a touchy subject for you?
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: clay on November 28, 2007, 05:25:29 PM
Sanch, buddy, that's not really OJ Simpson.

hahahahahahaahaha
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: sanch on November 28, 2007, 09:22:37 PM
Sanch, buddy, that's not really OJ Simpson.

yeah bruh chill the fuck out, i guess this is a touchy subject for you?

Have you seen pics of the murder scene? Have you seen his disrespect after? Call it what you want. I aint the murderer. Some people will never get over it and he
doesn't deserve to share the air with us. I hope he gets beat bad and after vultures eat away at his wounds till he dies. Just go to that site I mentioned and thoroughly read it.
Tell me you're not outraged after that.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: sanch on November 28, 2007, 09:34:26 PM
i despise the OJ case... its always used as an example for white folks to be like " see i told you the justice system favors minorities!"

It favors money. If anything the system hates on brothers. Look at the Jena 6. Fucking damn near slave town.

I only started commenting on this today and that's cause today he plead for his robbery case, and luckily for america he plead not guilty, which makes him the
dumbest man on earth.

Check the site and read thoroughly
http://www.bobaugust.com/photo.htm
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 29, 2007, 12:34:18 PM
i despise the OJ case... its always used as an example for white folks to be like " see i told you the justice system favors minorities!"

It favors money. If anything the system hates on brothers. Look at the Jena 6. Fucking damn near slave town.

I only started commenting on this today and that's cause today he plead for his robbery case, and luckily for america he plead not guilty, which makes him the
dumbest man on earth.

Check the site and read thoroughly
http://www.bobaugust.com/photo.htm

if i was to murder you and your family, i would do it execution style
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 29, 2007, 12:58:31 PM
Dude, 1996 called, it wants your outrage back. The evidence is obviously pointing towards him doing it. Furman fucked it up because he did plant shit. They framed a guilty man. Thats the police at work keeping us safe.
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: Alexactly on November 29, 2007, 11:25:46 PM
Sanch, buddy, that's not really OJ Simpson.

hahahahahahaahaha
Title: Re: IF I DID IT
Post by: sanch on November 29, 2007, 11:39:13 PM
Dude, 1996 called, it wants your outrage back. The evidence is obviously pointing towards him doing it. Furman fucked it up because he did plant shit. They framed a guilty man. Thats the police at work keeping us safe.
that first line is funny.  ;D

What did he plant? The glove? So he must have planted Oj's own blood along that path too?I honestly dont think they're that dumb! It's obvious at the murder site he didn't know what he was doing in terms of killing like a professional and after seeing the gore any cop would know right away that there's gonna be trace evidence and blood evidence there and elsewhere. Apparently Oj was out of his mind and was driving down the street with no lights running red lights driving fast. He almost crashed into somebody a block away from the murdersite, and they testified that they indentified it was Oj. That tells anyone with a brain that he was in a panic, and in that panic he left a ton of evidence. I hate cops but they're not that dumb dude.