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Title: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Beautifull on November 28, 2007, 01:01:38 PM
I just wanted to use this opportunity to talk about THE GREAT ONE.

The reasons why he is so rad are:

1. Started his career from the ground up back in the day aka HISTORY
2. Can talk shit and back it up aka A DOER not just a TALKER
3. Funniest man in skateboarding right now
4.  Most intelligent comments based on his observations of every day things (though weed might influence   some of it). 
5.  Says things that people want to say, but are afraid to 

There was one article in skatebard rag or whatever it's called where he calls out pro's that made a comeback.  Not specifically, but i think he was calling out dudes like the MUSKA specifically.  The most dissapointing comeback ever.  He's only a notch above the whackness in that "How to Go Pro" video.  And to the pros like donny barly and whomever that think skateboarding is not a job were you get coverage to maintain your status, fuck you.  We don't want you anymore leeching off the industry. 

But this is about clyde.  Thank you brother for your journalistic integrity!

Right? 
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Post by: picklesickshuv-it on November 28, 2007, 01:07:14 PM
nah
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Post by: Beautifull on November 28, 2007, 01:13:39 PM
Ok, forgot these:

101 part:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3uFSfspmow&feature=related

Ryde or Die part:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1GFQ8tvSoE&feature=related

Anymore questions?
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Post by: Controversy. on November 28, 2007, 01:13:57 PM
did somebody ring?
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Post by: ahlee on November 28, 2007, 01:16:37 PM
did you guys hear something?
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Post by: oyolar on November 28, 2007, 01:17:27 PM
i remember in one article he said that there's no such thing as a black skater, yet he created a skate video with minority skaters and acknowledge it. kinda hypocritical if you aske me.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: lenny on November 28, 2007, 01:18:01 PM
Did anybody see the big brother vid Shit #2, after the credits when he's all wasted and trying to roll a joint but ends up just putting his tounge straight through it?
good shit.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: picklesickshuv-it on November 28, 2007, 01:19:35 PM
Did anybody see the big brother vid Shit #2, after the credits when he's all wasted and trying to roll a joint but ends up just putting his tounge straight through it?
good shit.

o yea, i actually apreciate him for that
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Beautifull on November 28, 2007, 01:44:36 PM
i remember in one article he said that there's no such thing as a black skater, yet he created a skate video with minority skaters and acknowledge it. kinda hypocritical if you aske me.
I think that's the geneous behind it.  I think that some of the greatest american writers contradict them selfs in order to grow artistically.  The only down side to him I hear is that he believes that he is really the 'smartest' dude out there.  you can be relatively intelligent, but being the 'smartest' is whole other thing. 
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: TheDraught on November 28, 2007, 01:49:49 PM
I was never able to get through all the fukkks etc to finish one of his articles, but he is quite a character
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: liquid swords on November 28, 2007, 01:58:54 PM
His music reviews in BB were the best
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: jrock on November 28, 2007, 02:01:10 PM
his blog is pretty funny

http://clydesingleton.blogspot.com/
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Post by: Blue Fescue on November 28, 2007, 02:01:52 PM
One of my favorite skaters.  His 411 part with Mobb Deep was great.  The ollie over the tennis net witht he drunk foot push.  
Ghetto snacks articles.  Fakie king.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: 94 on November 28, 2007, 02:10:28 PM
I dont know what that fool was talking about with Barely and stuff but yeah ive always liked Clyde, especially when he skated Ny in the mid 90s. Is always pretty funny to listen to him and read what he writes. Enjoyed all his sections yeah I like the dude.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Jflodotcom on November 28, 2007, 02:37:18 PM
dude is only funny half of the time. sub-par writer and even worse of a skater. last part didn't have one line in it.  he's one of those dudes you can never win an argue against and i find that almost as boring as his skateboarding.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Farger on November 28, 2007, 02:38:08 PM
Don't like him. Remember that article where he called out people with only 10 tricks in their bag? Funny thing is he left his name out of the article
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: sergioflorez on November 28, 2007, 02:49:14 PM
Ryde or Die part:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1GFQ8tvSoE&feature=related

Anymore questions?

his aesthetics part was complete garbage. not a single line in that muthafukkka. id rather see hometown hero at the park than this shit ever again. the only skater's worth even mentioning on that video are rob welsh & john igei. they saved that video from being a failure.


edit. i like his blog
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Beautifull on November 28, 2007, 02:55:31 PM
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Ryde or Die part:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1GFQ8tvSoE&feature=related

Anymore questions?
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his aesthetics part was complete garbage. not a single line in that muthafukkka. id rather see hometown hero at the park than this shit ever again. the only skater's worth even mentioning on that video are rob welsh & john igei. they saved that video from being a failure.


edit. i like his blog
Don't really agree with you there.  I think it's probably his last full part he'll ever have, and best.  It's raw, powerful, and refreshing.  He's not the best, but by far not the worst. 

And yes, the blog is awsome.  Kinda over this whole cut and paste thing that people call their observation of the world, aka blogging.  Any asshole can repost someone elses shit on their own page and call it good.  I like some more literary content than some youtube of a dude who gets hit in the crotch.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: sanch on November 28, 2007, 03:29:42 PM
His blog is interesting. He had a good part in 20 shot sequence. I really liked that one. Talks to much though but it's funny sometimes.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Blue Fescue on November 28, 2007, 03:42:37 PM
Trilogy part was good too.
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Post by: mick swagger on November 28, 2007, 03:44:11 PM
clydes got my vote. anyone remember when he got drunk and fell off a bridge and almost died?
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Post by: Bruce Wayne on November 28, 2007, 04:21:33 PM
geneous
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: 1987 on November 28, 2007, 04:25:44 PM
He needs to go back to blacking out and pissing himself.  I liked his Trilogy and 20 shot parts, but nah, that's about it.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Penis_Monster on November 28, 2007, 05:36:25 PM
I appreciate him.
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Post by: OttoMaddox on November 28, 2007, 05:48:46 PM
I appreciate him.

Nicest 360 flip ever in TSA video credits.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: DrNewton on November 28, 2007, 06:04:58 PM
Minority Report is probably one of my favorite videos of the decade. It even has a Winston-Salem spot in it.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: skatelife7 on November 28, 2007, 06:30:05 PM
piff huxtable is the shit, although he talks a little too much hes good peoples..
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Guile on November 28, 2007, 06:55:05 PM
the front blunt in asthetics was the only thing memorable he ever did. he seems like a really shitty person to have to be around.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Mooley on November 28, 2007, 07:13:58 PM
the front blunt in asthetics was the only thing memorable he ever did. he seems like a really shitty person to have to be around.
I'm going to agree. I don't remember anything about aesthetics except for Welsh's part though, and I watched Clyde's part earlier today.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: oyolar on November 28, 2007, 07:14:43 PM
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i remember in one article he said that there's no such thing as a black skater, yet he created a skate video with minority skaters and acknowledge it. kinda hypocritical if you aske me.
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I think that's the geneous behind it.  I think that some of the greatest american writers contradict them selfs in order to grow artistically.  The only down side to him I hear is that he believes that he is really the 'smartest' dude out there.  you can be relatively intelligent, but being the 'smartest' is whole other thing. 

progression and changing/maturing doesn't mean contradiction in a few articles times. especially when he talked about not being a black skater and just a skater before and during his advertising for minority report as a video all of black/hispanic/asian skaters.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: NickDagger on November 28, 2007, 07:16:23 PM
Why does he make his writings so hard to read? He might actually be an interesting read, but most will never be ever to tell one way or the other.


-Dagger mildly liked, wish he'd actually skate, and write readably.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: whatnot on November 28, 2007, 07:36:42 PM
Don't like him. Remember that article where he called out people with only 10 tricks in their bag? Funny thing is he left his name out of the article
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Blue Fescue on November 28, 2007, 07:42:39 PM
His article about the Ipath team in Japan and his stolen jeep is pretty funny.  When he goes in the room and Field,Rodriguez and Reed are doing yoga on the bed together and try to get him to join in and  "At least they could have done some cool shit like leave me the air freshner"
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Alexactly on November 28, 2007, 07:53:56 PM
I really wish I'd never read his blog, I could have respected him.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: fuckingvegan on November 28, 2007, 07:58:51 PM
Skated with him and Welsh years ago in Navato when they had a temporary park with a mini ramp. He was a really nice guy and good skater, sometimes his purposeful stereotype writing grates on the nerves but he sometimes has a good point if you can wade though the nonsense.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: swissenheights on November 28, 2007, 09:20:39 PM
it was funny when he talked shit on shilouh
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: barr on November 28, 2007, 09:33:21 PM
he interviewed the board bangers on transworld, in a serious manner
http://www.skateboarding.com/skate/video/0,23430,1684954-1487498,00.html (http://www.skateboarding.com/skate/video/0,23430,1684954-1487498,00.html)
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Post by: sebastian toombs on November 28, 2007, 09:39:47 PM
girls kick wolfie!
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Penis_Monster on November 28, 2007, 09:52:20 PM
he interviewed the board bangers on transworld, in a serious manner
http://www.skateboarding.com/skate/video/0,23430,1684954-1487498,00.html (http://www.skateboarding.com/skate/video/0,23430,1684954-1487498,00.html)

that was great. If all the rumors of a Big Brother rebirth are true, i hope Clyde is on the staff.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: sanch on November 28, 2007, 10:20:47 PM
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he interviewed the board bangers on transworld, in a serious manner
http://www.skateboarding.com/skate/video/0,23430,1684954-1487498,00.html (http://www.skateboarding.com/skate/video/0,23430,1684954-1487498,00.html)
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that was great. If all the rumors of a Big Brother rebirth are true, i hope Clyde is on the staff.

That's what's wrong with skating right there! shame on tws for even giving these guys the time of day.
Fucking pathetic! take care of your own before adopting straight faggots!
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: stevedave on November 28, 2007, 10:34:25 PM
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he interviewed the board bangers on transworld, in a serious manner
http://www.skateboarding.com/skate/video/0,23430,1684954-1487498,00.html (http://www.skateboarding.com/skate/video/0,23430,1684954-1487498,00.html)
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that was great. If all the rumors of a Big Brother rebirth are true, i hope Clyde is on the staff.
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That's what's wrong with skating right there! shame on tws for even giving these guys the time of day.
Fucking pathetic! take care of your own before adopting straight faggots!

yeah, that shit is BULLSHIT.  just mainstream culture tryin to make some scratch off those of us that live it.  As far as Clyde goes, big ups on a board, or with a pen or whatever.  always been down with his writing or whtever, keeps it real.  (here's where ya'll start the hate!!)
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Dog Paddle on November 28, 2007, 11:09:48 PM
Is everyone just going to overlook the fact that Beautifull called Donny Barley a leach? 
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: sanch on November 28, 2007, 11:29:08 PM
Barley is a true skater and loves it. I never liked alot of stuff he did  but he's a good all arounder  and how can you not appreciate him?
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: sanch on November 28, 2007, 11:33:00 PM
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he interviewed the board bangers on transworld, in a serious manner
http://www.skateboarding.com/skate/video/0,23430,1684954-1487498,00.html (http://www.skateboarding.com/skate/video/0,23430,1684954-1487498,00.html)
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that was great. If all the rumors of a Big Brother rebirth are true, i hope Clyde is on the staff.
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That's what's wrong with skating right there! shame on tws for even giving these guys the time of day.
Fucking pathetic! take care of your own before adopting straight faggots!
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yeah, that shit is BULLSHIT.  just mainstream culture tryin to make some scratch off those of us that live it.  As far as Clyde goes, big ups on a board, or with a pen or whatever.  always been down with his writing or whtever, keeps it real.  (here's where ya'll start the hate!!)

before we'd call bullshit on that and for the most part the real heads are, but we never had the mags backing  that shit. Are they getting desperate  or something? Army ads and now this? Fuck, I hope skating dies so it sifts out all the "kick pushers" energy drinks, and 20 sport shoe companies  so it's just skating pure and simple with die hard skaters.

The only reason I'd watch that whole thing is to see if Clyde said something funny or clowned one of them.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: bathysphere on November 28, 2007, 11:42:17 PM
straight faggots!

hm.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: TRUTH on November 29, 2007, 12:07:30 AM
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straight faggots!
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hm.

yes, a bundle of sticks.

I have a gay cousin just like you and I don't hate on gays. I just tend to use the word when I'm upset.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: TheMoneyMellon on November 29, 2007, 12:13:26 AM
No one can hate on Barley. Raw as fuck, true definition of east coast along with Fred Gall.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 29, 2007, 12:58:18 AM
Sanch, I'm pretty sure you're happy with what he did to Pharrell. Seriously, how gnar is that?
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Lurkenstock on November 29, 2007, 01:43:03 AM
it was funny when he talked shit on shilouh
I didn't quite get it when he went off on Shiloh.
I know Shiloh said something to the effect that he didn't want to be lumped in with Clyde as a "mystery black skater" or something on the KOTR last year but I guess Clyde got super bent about the comment and went ballistic, calling Shiloh out on a bunch of stuff.
Funny how he referred to Shiloh as a pathetic drunk when he himself was made partially famous in Big Brother for getting wasted and pissing himself.
I like Clyde's blog, he's definitely a funny guy and a decent writer even though he tends to jock himself a bit too hard for my tastes.
Skate-wise, I loved his shit in 20 Shot and Trilogy but his later stuff never really did it for me.
I know he clowns Shiloh for skating for so-called wack companies like Bueno and Dekline but if I had to choose who's got more overall skills on board, Shiloh wins hands down.
I mean his TWS part was basically better than anything Clyde ever put out in his whole career, although I'm sure Clyde would have a bunch of shit to say about that, and it would more than likely be some funny shit to read.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: KoRnholio8 on November 29, 2007, 02:26:16 AM
first time i ever heard of him was in a TWS article where he describes how he got drung in Prague and ended up walking down some stairs on a bridge that ended up in a few meter high drop... and he took the leap and got some nice head injury... he then goes on to eplain what it was like in Prague hopitals and stuff...

i like some of his tricks, his 411 part was nice...
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Silent Bob. on November 29, 2007, 04:49:24 AM
I quite like his writing - it stands out and is quite funny - I'd rather read his stuff than maybe 90% of the other skate writing out there; I mean when choosing between reading a dry tour/contest/shop article or one of Clydes pages there's no contest!
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Home Skillet on November 29, 2007, 07:01:51 AM
Hell yeah, Clyde is one funny ass cat.  He's the first African American to drop a piece of fried chicken!!!  That article had me on lollerskates.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: L.S on November 29, 2007, 07:19:10 AM
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I appreciate him.
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Nicest 360 flip ever in TSA video credits.

REAL TALK
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: skatetimeUSA on November 29, 2007, 07:31:13 AM
Clyde has amazing style and is one of the biggest personalities in skating. We need people like Clyde in the skate game. Id rather read his blog then watch a Fuel interview with Mike Mo anyday. And I agree the 360 flip in the TSA video was perfect.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Dirk Wiggler on November 29, 2007, 08:56:40 AM
Why not just read some writing written by a professional comedian?
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: 250 pound poser on November 29, 2007, 10:35:19 AM
Why not just read some writing written by a professional comedian?
cause bro i wanna relate to him! i cant relate to no kook who cant sk8
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Beautifull on November 29, 2007, 12:03:36 PM
Barley is a true skater and loves it. I never liked alot of stuff he did  but he's a good all arounder  and how can you not appreciate him?
I call it like i see it.  What's wrong with wanting more from a so called 'professional' skater.  It's like he'll only get coverage if someone forces him to.  At least he can fade out respectfully as a "transition" skater.  Look at Chris senn.  He just skates bowls.  No one expects more from him anymore and that's fine. 
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: AZcharles on November 29, 2007, 12:51:16 PM
i heard a rumor that he (also) porked sheck's madre.

and if that wasn't a rumor, it is one now!  enjoy.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on November 29, 2007, 02:34:06 PM
I haven't read all the posts and I don't want to agree with beauty but...
(http://earwaks.com/images/feature/clyde_singleton-smallFeatur.jpg)
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: NickDagger on November 29, 2007, 03:14:22 PM
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Barley is a true skater and loves it. I never liked alot of stuff he did  but he's a good all arounder  and how can you not appreciate him?
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I call it like i see it.  What's wrong with wanting more from a so called 'professional' skater.  It's like he'll only get coverage if someone forces him to.  At least he can fade out respectfully as a "transition" skater.  Look at Chris senn.  He just skates bowls.  No one expects more from him anymore and that's fine. 

Barley switch hard flipped a triple set, what has Clyde ever done?
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Blue Fescue on November 29, 2007, 03:31:36 PM
Fell on a whiskey bottle.

I long for the days of the ignore button.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: deep on November 29, 2007, 03:34:06 PM
"clyde did this, clyde did that"

what are you doing?

im sick of hearing most of the tired opinions on here

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Post by: AZcharles on November 29, 2007, 03:35:10 PM
<img src="http://www.skateparkoftampa.com/spot/images/shecklermom.jpg">
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: stevedave on November 29, 2007, 04:30:33 PM
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he interviewed the board bangers on transworld, in a serious manner
http://www.skateboarding.com/skate/video/0,23430,1684954-1487498,00.html (http://www.skateboarding.com/skate/video/0,23430,1684954-1487498,00.html)
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that was great. If all the rumors of a Big Brother rebirth are true, i hope Clyde is on the staff.
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That's what's wrong with skating right there! shame on tws for even giving these guys the time of day.
Fucking pathetic! take care of your own before adopting straight faggots!
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yeah, that shit is BULLSHIT.  just mainstream culture tryin to make some scratch off those of us that live it.  As far as Clyde goes, big ups on a board, or with a pen or whatever.  always been down with his writing or whtever, keeps it real.  (here's where ya'll start the hate!!)
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before we'd call bullshit on that and for the most part the real heads are, but we never had the mags backing  that shit. Are they getting desperate  or something? Army ads and now this? Fuck, I hope skating dies so it sifts out all the "kick pushers" energy drinks, and 20 sport shoe companies  so it's just skating pure and simple with die hard skaters.

The only reason I'd watch that whole thing is to see if Clyde said something funny or clowned one of them.

yeah, i got about 8 seconds into it before I started to freak out.  haha, sanch said "kick pushers".  not clowning you, sanch, it just makes me laugh.  how long before that's in Webster's Dictionary (if it isn't already!!!)
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: miff on November 29, 2007, 05:02:25 PM
dude is only funny half of the time. sub-par writer and even worse of a skater. last part didn't have one line in it.  he's one of those dudes you can never win an argue against and i find that almost as boring as his skateboarding.

I don't know... You're critique is almost a testament to what he DOES. You stated he's "only funny half the time", "a sub-par writer", "and even worse of a skater".

This dude's pretty funny, writes an industry column (and gets away with it), and on top of all of that... he skates. This guy's doing something with his day. And I agree with the post author here, Clyde's points (although sometimes lost halfway through the article) are always focused towards the integrity of skateboarding.

The Pharell bash was a good one.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: barr on November 29, 2007, 09:55:12 PM
I think its kinda whack he's gonna start writing for transworld, that mag sucks with its shady clothing and slim jim ads
He always had the perfect ending to a skateboard mag
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Jflodotcom on November 30, 2007, 06:59:18 AM
every mag sucks and clyde's column will suck in all of them. he made a tiki barber retirement move when he started writing, he will never put out a part ever again.

 i'd rather read a mag where every pro picture is hated on seriously by another pro. cause some serious tension and maybe we'll get to see that markovich vs. fernadez charity boxing match.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: jennysues on November 30, 2007, 09:00:50 AM
wow
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: sheffledge on December 01, 2007, 11:19:56 PM
he doesnt even have anything to do with pro skating

and hasnt

besides talkin shit on other people who actually skate for like 5 yrs

this nigga shoulda added himself in the number one slot as pro skaters with only ten trikkks

shit i think clyde has more like 7 or some shit

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe

if he was sober

plus the nigga whines bout coverage and hardly has any footy

IN HIS OWN  MUHFUKKKIN VIDEO

thats some got damn lazy coonfoolery bullshit right thurrr

i respect his og and all but

he dont contribute shit to skateboarding himself

writing blogs and articles is cool

but not including yourself as one of them ol ass washup up pros with no future as a pro skateboarder yourself is

coonish then a muhfukkka

specially when you are the epitomy milkman in the negro flesh

and how he gonna talk about shiloh gettin drunk

thats like the spade callin the negro nigga aint it

atleast shiloh can wake his drunk ass up and get more footy in a yr in a half

than

clyde has in the last TEN DAMN YRS

this nigga is crazy as hell

he thinks exploiting everything coonish and niggry about the negro man magniggacent via the skateboard media is more

RELEVANT THAN SKATEBOARDING ITSELF

you are a crakkk head

whoah

he should keep throwin up and pissin on himself while his crakkka ass HOMEBOYS film that shit and laugh AT HIM not WITH HIM

he aint foolin real negros with that bullshit

yall crakkkas enjoy him before his coon ass ends up on them same streets he used to skate in

again

nigga please


Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: peacepappies on December 02, 2007, 05:37:17 AM
oh yeah
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: 89-90pistons on December 02, 2007, 07:41:16 AM
Dear Clyde,


Put down the race card.



Love,
suburban white kid
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: deep on December 02, 2007, 07:43:46 AM
Dear Clyde,


Put down the race card.



Love,
suburban white kid

i think its funny when peeps dont understand clyde singleton. his comedy is so obvious, hes not being SERIOUS, lighten up
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: 89-90pistons on December 02, 2007, 08:02:39 AM
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Dear Clyde,


Put down the race card.



Love,
suburban white kid
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i think its funny when peeps dont understand clyde singleton. his comedy is so obvious, hes not being SERIOUS, lighten up
I understand clyde, I've been reading his nonsense for a decade. Yes its funny from time to time, Its also old. I'm sure even Larry the Cable Guy has more material than "Get R Dun".
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: deep on December 02, 2007, 08:04:06 AM
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Dear Clyde,


Put down the race card.



Love,
suburban white kid
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i think its funny when peeps dont understand clyde singleton. his comedy is so obvious, hes not being SERIOUS, lighten up
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I understand clyde, I've been reading his nonsense for a decade. Yes its funny from time to time, Its also old. I'm sure even Larry the Cable Guy has more material than "Get R Dun".

ok i lose you win
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: able on December 02, 2007, 10:19:49 AM
   Man, fuck ya'll., I know Clyde and he'll kick Larrys ass. Quit hating!@
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Spuds MacKenzie on December 02, 2007, 01:26:15 PM
Quote from:  "Clod Simpleton"
OOOH LAW-DEE LAWD! DEM MEAN OLE HONKEES TAWKIN MESS BOUT ME ON DA INNANET AGIN

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Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Controversy. on December 03, 2007, 07:17:21 PM
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OOOH LAW-DEE LAWD! DEM MEAN OLE HONKEES TAWKIN MESS BOUT ME ON DA INNANET AGIN
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super controversial
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Lurkenstock on January 08, 2008, 03:10:31 PM
Anybody seen Clyde's shit on the Transworld site?
Pretty lame so far, why would he even go there? Never mind I'm sure it was money why the fuck else would anyone want to be associated with TWS?
The dude always assumes that people are super jealous of his life whenever someone says or implies anything negative about him or his writing or (lack of) actual skate coverage.
"You mad, Scooby?"
No, just wondering why your shit is next to the coverage of Sheckler's birthday party.

Oh and check out his blog, he even talks shit about M.F. Doom, even though he used a KMD graphic for one of his boards, nice one.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Diesel on January 08, 2008, 03:33:55 PM
I like Clyde's skating but, is a fucking hypocrite. Him shit talking of MF Doom was funny though. Only great thing in that blog is the Beyonce pussy shot.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: Severin on January 08, 2008, 05:04:14 PM
Dude's writing makes me cringe.
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: chillywilly on January 08, 2008, 05:42:12 PM
Did anyone on here remember when he used to MC the Tampa Am contests? Oh man, he was too funny! He had me and my friends rollin' for days with some of the jokes he would tell. Serious Comedian! Tamp Am these days is missin out.... Theres anew post idea....top 10 funniest skateboarders.....
Title: Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
Post by: swissenheights on January 08, 2008, 09:20:30 PM
I think its kinda whack he's gonna start writing for transworld, that mag sucks with its shady clothing and slim jim ads
He always had the perfect ending to a skateboard mag
what whered you hear this?? he would be sooo bad with transworld