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Skateboarding => Skate Questions => Topic started by: TheDraught on November 29, 2007, 02:30:07 PM
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Welcome to the skate video quotes thread. Just put down quote, who said it and name of vid, or whatever you know
"No war for heavy metal!!!!!" - Jason Lee, Video Days, Blind
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" I love skateboarding, but it makes me the worst psycho-pathic maniac" -mike taylor
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i love most of the talky bits from FIRST LOVE
especially Omar Salazar- "WOOOH!SO fun" etc etc, pure enjoyment
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"LETS JUST BITE DEEP'S THREAD, BUT THROW A LESS FUNNY TWIST ON IT"
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"LETS JUST BITE DEEP'S THREAD, BUT THROW A LESS FUNNY TWIST ON IT"
which one? Didnt see it. Jesus, somebody's got a big head, like I'm "biting threads" or even the stupid fact that you're claiming something that has been done for hundreds or years, namely collecting quotes. Idiot.
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"LETS JUST BITE DEEP'S THREAD, BUT THROW A LESS FUNNY TWIST ON IT"
which one? Didnt see it. Jesus, somebody's got a big head, like I'm "biting threads" or even the stupid fact that you're claiming something that has been done for hundreds or years, namely collecting quotes. Idiot.
how did i claim collecting quotes. why dont you learn how to read son. this thread is gay anyway
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Well me 'biting' your thread implicates that you're claiming it, since I'm the one here stealing. Where is the fucking thread anyway, I can't find it.
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here bitch, get ya mind right
http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=19572.0
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http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=19572.0
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Didnt see it, what made me think up this thread was Guile quoting Owen Wilson in the Hollywood High thread:
http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=19588.60
I was just thinking of good quotes from skate videos cuz there are dozens, but somebody got offended.......
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Didnt see it, what made me think up this thread was Guile quoting Owen Wilson in the Hollywood High thread:
http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=19588.60
I was just thinking of good quotes from skate videos cuz there are dozens, but somebody got offended.......
its cool man i was just fucking with you. im gonna finish watching george lopez now
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enjoy
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i got hit by a mac truck last night
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wait isnt wilshire knobbed?
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i got hit by a mac truck last night
"That was kinda styley"
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so sick styleeeeeee
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so sick styleeeeeee
LOL. Momentum?
"It's crazy like" will always be in my heart. His whole speech, pretty much.
I think in PJWHL some lady ask's a dude: "what did I tell you guys yesterday" or something along those lines, and then the guy replies: "Uuuuhh...that my hair looks nice?" Someone confirm. It'd be awesome.
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I think in PJWHL some lady ask's a dude: "what did I tell you guys yesterday" or something along those lines, and then the guy replies: "Uuuuhh...that my hair looks nice?" Someone confirm. It'd be awesome.
Yeah I always wondered what they said. I just understand the my hair looks nice part. But your version sounds pretty legit.
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i got hit by a mac truck last night
wheres this from?
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I think in PJWHL some lady ask's a dude: "what did I tell you guys yesterday" or something along those lines, and then the guy replies: "Uuuuhh...that my hair looks nice?" Someone confirm. It'd be awesome.
Yeah I always wondered what they said. I just understand the my hair looks nice part. But your version sounds pretty legit.
good one....
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i like after beibels nollie heel down that set in yeah right he claps then points at the camera and says 'that was for you baby'
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I thought it was for his mom. ??? Read his lips. And unmute it.
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LOL. Momentum?
"It's crazy like" will always be in my heart. His whole speech, pretty much.
I think in PJWHL some lady ask's a dude: "what did I tell you guys yesterday" or something along those lines, and then the guy replies: "Uuuuhh...that my hair looks nice?" Someone confirm. It'd be awesome.
Confirmed.
Some lady's witnissing someone off camera kicking them out
Guy - "What did I tell you guys yesterday?"
Lady - "No way!"
Filmer - "Uhhh that my hair looks nice"
Guy - "No."
"What am I doing? IM SITTING HERE"
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Thanks for the thorough transcript and stuff! :-*
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Thanks for the thorough transcript and stuff! :-*
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Haha what can I say? I watched PJ Ladd's Wonderful Horrible Life pretty much every day during my 'formative' (skateboarding wise) years.
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"Let me tell you a little story 'bout a man named Jed...." *laugh* *pass out*
Sweet Lou
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THIRSTY!
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THIRST!
fixed
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i got hit by a mac truck last night
wheres this from?
Chomp on this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcIio-t_UuE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcIio-t_UuE)
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i like after beibels nollie heel down that set in yeah right he claps then points at the camera and says 'that was for you baby'
Nooooo he says "Thats how we do it baby"
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"I'm supposed to deal with all this bitchin' stuff and they got me running around chasing skateboarders, which is bullshit. Allright, youre outta here, no more calls today!"
SD cop in The Questionable Video - Plan B
"Hey, I make more money than you, skateboarding"
Danny Way in the same video to a lady who was complaining
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"Dude that was like SO TIGHT!"
And whatever David Loy says in that Dewey from Malcolm in the middle voice to those security guards...
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"And i got a condom on"-brezinski
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"Let me get a feather, homie!" - Biebel.
Not really a skate video but it was one rad day in the life clip thing.
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"Let me get a feather, homie!" - Biebel.
Not really a skate video but it was one rad day in the life clip thing.
haha "pee cocks are hella dumb they dont even no how to fly"
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baker 3 has a lot of ridiculous quotes, oh yeah wnad what is up with that thing thats blurred out in TK's hand at the end of his part when he's eating noodles?
GETTING FUCKED UP TONIGHT
erik ellington at the start of his part falls over and looks at the camera thriugh all his tangled hair and says something like "STUMPED"
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chomp on this has a lot of good ones
"SHOES"
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stuff that biebel says in the harsh euro barge tour about the eiffle tower....
"off the nose........... off the nose (with slow downed camera voice)"
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i think that was in beware of the flare
in harge barge he goes "look at the clouds *ramp* fool"
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"Why does that trick exist? Erase 360 filps from the world!"
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fixed
no, actually, you made it wrong. don't know if you're talking about the same shit though. ginos switch flip. chocolate tour. THIRSTY, that good old new york slang son.
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i think that was in beware of the flare
in harge barge he goes "look at the clouds *ramp* fool"
oh yeah thanks, i always get the 2 vids confused....
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"get me in the background before you edit"
tim and henrys
was jocked in another video i wonder if theres any nerds besides me that know which one
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"you never heard of updog?"
"dude what the fuck is up dog???"
and all biebal's extras
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"Million dollar body with a foodstamp face"
"are we there yet? no. are we there yet? no. [...]"
"i dunno, i kinda lost it last night"
"hot rod this"
"Got a problem with this catalogue internets? talk to mic-e about it. get the fuck outta my face"
-Gerwer
"I like my classic rock that rocks, not classic rock that sucks"-TnT
"I'm about to jump on my skateboard and terrorize this shit"-Gonz
"a small feeble amount of blood at the seam, i hate cameras"-Rowley
"another hard day at the office"-Ali Boulala
"forget your extreme games, silly skatepark rules, and stupid looking safety equipment because the video has nothing at all to do with any of that stuff. enjoy or die" -Johnny Rotten
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"you never heard of updog?"
"dude what the fuck is up dog???"
and all biebal's extras
had to be one of the funniest things in a video. i love biebel!
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"Why couldn't I land AWESOME!"
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HHAHAH
id forgotten about that Tim Oconner quote,
"Shit man..(that) SUCKED, why coulnt i land AWESOME" the way he says the awesome always has me laughing
i also liked his
"and they went in and.....won the demo"
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"skater spinach. now keep this rolling and see if i get the trick."
Guy in FF
YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!
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"a small feeble amount of blood at the seam, i hate cameras"-Rowley
thought it was 'scene'
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"I dunno man, that was kinda stylish"
"So Joe comes over, gets a gun, shoots me in the stomach, shoots another guy over there really bad."
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"im already buzzin..it hits you hard bro!!!" biebel talking about redline in ff..pretty much that whole intro was classic.
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"holla at yo boyyyaaaa, CHOP CHOP CHOP" Marc Johnson
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"20 bucks no ya ya fucking 9" lil kid who nosegrabs 9 stair after evan hernandez's part in in bloom
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Super Champion Funzone has the most memorable quotes per capita. It's a fact.
"I'm about to get on my skateboard and terrorize this shit."
"All the true vatos want to wear the zoot suit."
"You've never heard of the fandangle? It's kind of like a mythical creature. Not much is known about it."
"Give me some truck mothafucka."
"Owwwwww that kills. That kills. Not so hard."
"Mxx Schaaf is the moodmaker."
"I have a small scrotum."
"PJ I want to get to know you."
"I'm gonna hit him in the fuckin face."
I could go for days...
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heart of a shark jason ellis
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"i learnt two new tricks today... heres one of them"
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-So allison... allison or alice?
-allison
-... you heard the new Ja rule?
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"What's going on with your video part?"
"Im going tell you this one more time...I want this video part so bad, I want it to be so good"
"You call me more often than not, not sure what day of the week it is"
"Carter, it is fucking Friday the Fucking 10th"
"I'm just telling you my observations and I'm worried about you Dill."
"I know Carter... I think, I think its more me being flamboyantly, extravagantly...ahhh, ahhh. I dunno maybe I am that fucked up, but I'm not thinking I am"
"So are you gonna settle into a lifestyle up there like we talked about, like normal hours and like you know?"
"Well yes..."
"Yeah, remember we talked about you needing to get on some sort of schedule, like where you go to bed"
"I am Carter! I got my room, my books, my shelves, my bed."
"Dood you got, this is your big video. This is it."
"Ok. Ok. Alright, I'm only skating. I'm skating. That's it, thats all... So far I heard I got the last part and all that shit? I'm so physced!"
"You know what the last part means?"
"I dooooo!"
"Its the curtains"
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heart of a shark jason ellis
Shark Heart, The heart of a shark, good fuckin choice!
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"What's going on with your video part?"
"Im going tell you this one more time...I want this video part so bad, I want it to be so good"
"You call me more often than not, not sure what day of the week it is"
"Carter, it is fucking Friday the Fucking 10th"
"I'm just telling you my observations and I'm worried about you Dill."
"I know Carter... I think, I think its more me being flamboyantly, extravagantly...ahhh, ahhh. I dunno maybe I am that fucked up, but I'm not thinking I am"
"So are you gonna settle into a lifestyle up there like we talked about, like normal hours and like you know?"
"Well yes..."
"Yeah, remember we talked about you needing to get on some sort of schedule, like where you go to bed"
"I am Carter! I got my room, my books, my shelves, my bed."
"Dood you got, this is your big video. This is it."
"Ok. Ok. Alright, I'm only skating. I'm skating. That's it, thats all... So far I heard I got the last part and all that shit? I'm so physced!"
"You know what the last part means?"
"I dooooo!"
"Its the curtains"
yes!
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"Well, if it isn't the legendary Todd Falcon..."
"In the flesh!"
"Todd Falcon's tricks... ARE GAY!"
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"What's going on with your video part?"
"Im going tell you this one more time...I want this video part so bad, I want it to be so good"
"You call me more often than not, not sure what day of the week it is"
"Carter, it is fucking Friday the Fucking 10th"
"I'm just telling you my observations and I'm worried about you Dill."
"I know Carter... I think, I think its more me being flamboyantly, extravagantly...ahhh, ahhh. I dunno maybe I am that fucked up, but I'm not thinking I am"
"So are you gonna settle into a lifestyle up there like we talked about, like normal hours and like you know?"
"Well yes..."
"Yeah, remember we talked about you needing to get on some sort of schedule, like where you go to bed"
"I am Carter! I got my room, my books, my shelves, my bed."
"Dood you got, this is your big video. This is it."
"Ok. Ok. Alright, I'm only skating. I'm skating. That's it, thats all... So far I heard I got the last part and all that shit? I'm so physced!"
"You know what the last part means?"
"I dooooo!"
"Its the curtains"
wow. you actually transcribed that whole thing
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"Just watch my fuckin backside pivot"
"you're doin em all wrong, you're like out here dude"
"N-n-No im on top, I do my pivot the correct way"
"No, I dont think so"
"Dude you better get your ass back to school, Watch my fuckin L Block"
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heart of a shark jason ellis
Shark Heart, The heart of a shark, good fuckin choice!
such a good video cause of him ellis has always ripped ever since he was on media
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heart of a shark jason ellis
Shark Heart, The heart of a shark, good fuckin choice!
such a good video cause of him ellis has always ripped ever since he was on media
(http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/exploding-head.gif)
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"Mustaches are bad luck"
"Fuck yah dude"
"You either look hella tough or hella gay.... I look gggaaayyy"
- Wu-Welsh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch3pqCR96IU
Beware of the Flare
@ 23:25
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"come here and kiss me bitch".-James Kelch a.k.a. the dirty bird the real video
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"Best ride I've seen, best ride I've seen. That was great man, that was great. I especially like the FLIP of the board"
Random passer-by to Pat Duffy in Virtual Reality
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shico blenhez shico blenhez
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"its raining mike, its raining."
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"bout to attack this double set, yo"
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"Best ride I've seen, best ride I've seen. That was great man, that was great. I especially like the FLIP of the board"
Random passer-by to Pat Duffy in Virtual Reality
that's what i was going to say
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I was watching Badass Meets Dumbass earlier and I found it funny when McCrank hopped out of the bowl and said "Not much to be seen here, folks." in the credits. Just something about it.
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Who deed it, who deed it!?!!!
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"bout to attack this double set, yo"
god i was waiting for someone to mention that one. so many good ones from Real to Reel
Max: "Yeah we got this group called the nor cal barneys"
Cairo: "Oh..."
Mark: "can i, can i, get a ollie pop? ollie pop lord, ollie pop lord..."
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"I love titties, i fuckin love titties, i love big titties, i love big titties and fat booties"
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shico blenhez shico blenhez
skatemore?
Have you ever had this here on your lens?
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" i was at the fucking bank and carroll was terrorizing it" "i'm about to jump on my skateboard a try to terrorize this shit man" - Gonz
"Dude, I'll give you a hundered bucks and take you out to benihana's if you slide that 75 foot handrail. I'll give you 600 tries. I'll be back next week." - Jason Lee
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"YOU'RE ON ANOTHER LEVEL! GIVE THIS GUY A RAISE!
...EVERSOLE. Make me look skinny!"
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"Oh My God, lakers are gonna win that's the worst thing I've ever heard!" - Kenny Hoyle - Kayo It's official
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"YOU'RE ON ANOTHER LEVEL! GIVE THIS GUY A RAISE!
...EVERSOLE. Make me look skinny!"
haha, yes forgot about that.
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"what, didnt u have your weaties this morning u pansy" Mark Gonzales
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"what, are you gonna' roll around on skates your whole life ya fairy?!!?"
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hi.....my name is binky"
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"What am I doing? IM SITTING HERE"
i love this quote. it's so great.
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"Cheer up, have a fuckin' bagel alright (cat?)!!" - R.I.P.
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"Hallelujah, praise the Lord!, hallelujah, praise the Lord!, praise the Lord!, praise the Lord!" - Virtual Reality.
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"Mr....
You.
With the hat on."
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"I'm supposed to deal with all this bitchin' stuff and they got me running around chasing skateboarders, which is bullshit. Allright, youre outta here, no more calls today!"
SD cop in The Questionable Video - Plan B
you left out the best part: shef sayin, "thats the whitest black cop ive ever seen."
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"you got run over by two cars."
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WOAH HE TRIED TO FEEBLE THE RAIL!!!
"YOU'RE ON ANOTHER LEVEL! GIVE THIS GUY A RAISE!
...EVERSOLE. Make me look skinny!"
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"it hits you hard bro!"
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"it hits you hard bro!"
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"These chips and dip suck!"
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i just got hit by a mack truck
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"I'm supposed to deal with all this bitchin' stuff and they got me running around chasing skateboarders, which is bullshit. Allright, youre outta here, no more calls today!"
SD cop in The Questionable Video - Plan B
you left out the best part: shef sayin, "thats the whitest black cop ive ever seen."
I never really heard what he said, I had a cheap copy. Thanks.
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ive never had a shaved head in my whole life
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"Fuckin ripped off - call the police, I just got robbed!"
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worst thread ever
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worst thread ever
why?
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extremely nerdy
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hi.....my name is binky"
It's Pinky...Pinky Tuscadero.
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"Where's my ghostrideeerrrr?"- Bum from Free Your Mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BRtmHPN2Pw
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hi my name is richard mulderrrrrr............richard mulder
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Windsor James- "I count that!"
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Yeah, i'm okay but wow... WOOOW! - Brian Brown
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"ThAaAaAaAaAt's Riiiiiiiight"- forrest kirby
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"your fucked carrol your fucked"- rick howard
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BackGround Prop WestSide!!
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Van....Hello van
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hi my name is richard mulderrrrrr............richard mulder
amazing, are you talking about his logic voiceover
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"it hits you hard bro!"
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hi my name is richard mulderrrrrr............richard mulder
amazing, are you talking about his logic voiceover
HAHA man that was funny. "You guys are gunna edit this, right?" He had a crazy beanie with fuzzy balls on it in that part.
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"SHUT UP FUCK YOU! NO ONES TALKIN TO YOU!"
"c'mon lets do it lets do it, c'mon. nah nah nah stay right there, nah nah nah. C'MON, FUCKIN RAT PUSSY!"
-Reda Chomp
"Yo you gotta kickflip down this with me."
"I can't do it right now"
"Exactly I can't do it right now either"
"yea well I don't even got shoes on"
"you got shoes on!"
"nah I just got hit by a mack truck last night."
-Gee Chomp
"Geoff lets fuckin get outa here I fell cause of fred's gay outfit."
-appleyard
"For me its cray like!"
-Rodrigo Tx.
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oh my god, i did it
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"you look like a mark!" -Crooked Arm
Weigers introduction of his skit. "horny already"
"Ladies I'm only callin ya bitches cause I dont know ya names individually" -Katt Williams, not a skate video
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"he disastered the last step. is that a trick?" Phelper
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"I'm 18 years old and I live in Visalia, last name Zipp and first name Naa-un-dah"
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"he disastered the last step. is that a trick?" Phelper
hahaha seriously
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"Have you ever seen a black man's dick before?"
"I have a better cab driver than you! You're in the back, I'm riding SHOTGUN!"
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"BAAAAAARRRRRLLLLEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY"
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"that's the wrong side..." Froston lands a bs noseblunt heelflip upside down i the menikmati outtakes
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"spin half way hook your feet then hop over to this one spi this way hook your feet and then hop to that one"
"hook your feet?"
"you just use your feet like hook 'em"
i always liked the start of this is skateboarding where he security gaurd kicks off
"get the fuck off the property and get out the fuckng tree"
"i dont want you here"
"where dya want us?"
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"that's the wrong side..." Froston lands a bs noseblunt heelflip upside down i the menikmati outtakes
yeah, that was pretty funny.
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"that's the wrong side..." Froston lands a bs noseblunt heelflip upside down i the menikmati outtakes
yeah, that was pretty funny.
For probably 2 years after that I would say it whenever I landed like that.
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"There must have been a lot of bees in the car, because you were driving like a regular jackass."
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"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."
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"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."
you caught mallrats on the tv today too huh?
hahaha my favorite movie ever. kinda sucks some impersonator is running around claiming to be jason lee, like he would ever be a scientologist, huh
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"spin half way hook your feet then hop over to this one spi this way hook your feet and then hop to that one"
"hook your feet?"
"you just use your feet like hook 'em"
i always liked the start of this is skateboarding where he security gaurd kicks off
"get the fuck off the property and get out the fuckng tree"
"i dont want you here"
"where dya want us?"
we're getting hostile? when did i get hostile?
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yeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh choommmmmmmmmp moooobiilllleeee
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"i like my dog, i like my dog..."
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"what is french, has 2 thumbs up, and loves bjs?"
*points to self with both thumbs*
"Moi!"
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"what is french, has 2 thumbs up, and loves bjs?"
*points to self with both thumbs*
"Moi!"
Toan! Thats one dude who I'd like to see comeback, I saw a photo of him recently and it looked like snoop dogg in his early days x jet li, the dude was looking like a crip.
Heh, after I typed this the next thread I saw was the link to this site: http://falseprofitskateboards.com/. What do you know
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"Dude, I'll give you a hundered bucks and take you out to benihana's if you slide that 75 foot handrail. I'll give you 600 tries. I'll be back next week. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate." - Jason Lee
fixed.
And anything Pat Quirke has said ever, and he's said a lot of crazy shit to me in person too.
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"when fly fishing starts in your bathroom, refresh!" gerwer, i think it was in thrasher shotgun
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"Woah that was crazy, you hit the rail.....you tried to Feeble the rail!"
"you're on another level! Give this guy a raise, Eversole."
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"Why couldnt you just play around here and go around instead of breaking some wood." - Hokus Pokus
"I do the tricks not you!" - Gonz
"You wanna make a million dollars? You come to the baby!" - Vitural Reality
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"keep the noise down, i'm trying to get radical" - Gonz in Get Familiar i think
"my fuckin' wheel fell off" - AVE in Photosynthesis.
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"I have a better cab driver than you! You're in the back, I'm riding SHOTGUN!"
pretty much anything Reda says is fuckin classic material
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"heyy mark, this is chris avery filbing!"
ive been rewinding that part and emulating the cold voice for a couple years
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"Hi i'm Louie i'm a Taurus"
I always though he said "tourist", but you may be right.
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"Cheesecake? Cheesecake."
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"He tried to feeble the RAIL!!!" - the filmer
enjoi bag of suck
outtakes
"Under the ladder bitch, under the ladder" - Dustin Dollin
Baker Has a Deathwish
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" I like to fall on my face, I like to hurt myself. I like everything"
JJ
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"Hi i'm Louie i'm a Taurus"
hey girls
hey louie
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-Aah, that felt fuckin tasty, I'd like to do it again, yah ready?
-yeah, ready for it.... I think, I think he wants more
-we got a bunch of skateboarders here and they're getting hostile
-we're gettin hostile? when did I get hostile, I didn't, I havn't said one word
-get out of here, I don't want you here.
-okay.
-I dont want you here!
-okay...
-where do you want us?
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IT'S REEEN BITCH! IT'S REEEN REEEN!
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We've got Dan Thompson downstairs if you need some photos. We've got crackheads outside if you need some crack.
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not sure if this one has been posted but, one of my favourite quotes is in the miami section of subtleties theres a quick cut to stefan sooo drunk in a hotel room and he says something along the lines of "get away from me papparazzi". makes me laugh everytime i see it.
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"Hes built to skate duuuuuude!"
Id love to put that whole quote up.
Since free your mind ive said "sweet parkin' tony" every time someone fucks up parking.
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what video is it where drehobl is like "i just wanna fuckin kill myself" or something like that
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what video is it where drehobl is like "i just wanna fuckin kill myself" or something like that
krooked kronichles
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"See That?"
"yeah"
"Fukking Hurt"
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Yes, that was so good.
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what video is it where drehobl is like "i just wanna fuckin kill myself" or something like that
krooked kronichles
"He's reckless, he's young, and he's totally insane."
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"FUCK!... BEAGLE..OW!"
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"this aint skateboard territory, skateboard territory's where the bars is at"
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"Hes built to skate duuuuuude!"
Id love to put that whole quote up.
Since free your mind ive said "sweet parkin' tony" every time someone fucks up parking.
and then I always thought it sounded kind of awkward when he said "Damn, yeah!" because it is for transworld. Or is that actually something people say?
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TERRY KENNEDY ...
UCI ledge ... when this one dude shows up and terry was like: "he's like the white atiba, .... bla bla bla!"
dont remember all he said.
what video was it though?
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TERRY KENNEDY ...
UCI ledge ... when this one dude shows up and terry was like: "he's like the white atiba, .... bla bla bla!"
dont remember all he said.
what video was it though?
It was in the Baker/Bootleg3 Promo at the end of their 2001 Summer Tour Video
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[not reading every previous page, sorry for repeats]
"yabble dabble!"
"rippinG style, holmes!"
"i especially liked the flip of the board"
"can y'all tabletop? can y'all helicopter?"
"where were we before we were here, Donny?"
"oh my god, mom, i'm famous!"
"look at the clouds, fool, look at the clouds!"
"it's called a grapefruit grind"
"that was the trick! that was the fucking trick!"
"kids will be like, 'you skated good!' and i'll be like, 'i did not skate good'"
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"I'm on a slide right now... hold on, I'm gonna have to call you back"
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IT'S REEEN BITCH! IT'S REEEN REEEN!
This cracks me up everytime I open this thread.
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"roll until you're over, which is never, so you just roll forever"
"Rolling a skateboard forever, rolling dice forever, rolling in a wheelchair forever, rolling whatever forever"
-Darrell Stanton (Seriously missing the Darrell that used to ride for Real)
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"Dude that was like SO TIGHT!"
And whatever David Loy says in that Dewey from Malcolm in the middle voice to those security guards...
gimmie back my board!
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about to attack this double set yo!- mark gonzales
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IT'S REEEN BITCH! IT'S REEEN REEEN!
That kid reminds me of Knox Godoy, therefore i hate him.
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"i wanna give shouts out to all the stinky bitches, i say fuck all you hoes"
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IT'S REEEN BITCH! IT'S REEEN REEEN!
That kid reminds me of Knox Godoy, therefore i hate him.
Thats because it is knox godoy.
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"A centimeter, two feet... whatever shit. I didn't go to school that long."
or
"You got the cape don't trip!" from the exact same scene other then those two pretty much anything the grange says.
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"DOUBLE PRIMO!"
screamed by Apples in Really Sorry after he pulls one on that steep ass bank
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"DOUBLE PRIMO!"
screamed by Apples in Really Sorry after he pulls one on that steep ass bank
i thought he said "damn you primo" or "landed primo."
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I was always a fan of "YEAH!" or "OOOO!"
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"Tits and clits."
"Let's go eat after this..."
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"Muska! It's Berraska!
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"Let me tell you a little story 'bout a man named Jed...." *laugh* *pass out*
Sweet Lou
yeah that one is a classic. another one that i like is caswell berry in bag of suck where he keeps on repeating," i never had a haircut in my life" while louie is cutting is hair.
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" I love skateboarding, but it makes me the worst psycho-pathic maniac" -mike taylor
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"I like skating, but NO ONE loves skating this much"
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-"Say something to start off your section."
-"I am not gonna have a section."
-"Well see that just started it right there."
http://www.youtube.com/v/1HkXyGhqEIM&hl=en&fs=1
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"When you see one-two, you know it's legit proof."-Chris Troy (i've used this one for drinking game so much)
"ROCKET!"-Koston in menikmati extras
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"Who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it...of course nobody did it, it's the mystery water"
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"my cat can eat a whole watermelon"
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"Oh shit! That nigga ain't no joke!" - Baker/Deathwish
So funny. Who said it? Sounds like Dollin.
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"Oh shit! That nigga ain't no joke!" - Baker/Deathwish
So funny. Who said it? Sounds like Dollin.
I thought it was TK
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"Oh shit! That nigga ain't no joke!" - Baker/Deathwish
So funny. Who said it? Sounds like Dollin.
I thought it was TK
Maybe it was because it was a while ago and TK's voice wouldn't have been as deep as it is now.
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"I've been skating for 7 years for the past 3 years"
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Cairo how many boards have you broken
-Idk but if (ramped) fucking sucks
the reason
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Cairo how many boards have you broken
-Idk but it (ramped) fucking sucks
the reason
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fixed bro
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It's your boy young una! - TK Deathwish vid
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"I just feel more chocolaty"
-Richard Mulder
People talking in sate videos pisses me off for the most part.
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"Skateboarding is so Mental" - Chad Tim Tim
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"My bad I was skating at the skatepark..." (Mike York, Hot Chocolate Tour)
"I'VE NEVER GOTTEN A HAIRCUT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!" (Caswell Berry, Bag Of Suck extras)
"How are you feeling?"
"I feel like shit. I've got a nice little tie-dyed blood shirt. Uhmm...Redbulls are losing their effect. There's a weird pain in my head but I don't know where it came from. My batteries dead in my car, I gotta jumpstart it. We have a 6 hour drive ahead of us. Life's looking lovely right now." (Richard Angelides,Transworld First Love)
"AHHGH!...............I fucked it up." (After Reynolds kickflip, This Is Skateboarding)
"I uhhh, my name is like I said, my name is Len. I astro-project. I astro-project. I go other places. I travel in time.....I'm sorry. I AM...I AM...ZERO...I AM...I AM" (Thrill Of It All)
"I'm goin to a Sugar Ray concert next week"
"What kind of music do you listen to?"
"....hip-hop." (Richard Mulder, Hot Chocolate)
"I FUCKING HATE RAILS!!!" (Kerry Getz, Skate More)
"Handplant!" (Biebel, Fully Flared)
"Ellington is green as shit, kid! For satan right here!" (Lizard King, Baker Has A Deathwish)
"See this 12-pack? It's gonna be a zero pack, bitch!" (TK & Greco, Baker Has A Deathwish)
"Hey, they're bitin' your style, man!"
"Yes! Yes! That's FUCKING......FANTASTIC!" (Ali Boulala, Sorry)
"Fuck you Rodney" (Jeremy Klein & Rodney Mullen, Rubbish Heap)
"You've been told so many times not to come here and you won't listen. Why do you guys think you can do this? Is this a skateboard park?"
"Is this a Go-Kart park?"
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!" (And Now)
"BUTTERED POPCORN!" (One of the KOTR videos, 2005 or 2006 I think)
"What you wanna do is you wanna chop-chop the 180 Ollie" (Diego from a Thrasher Trick Tip video)
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"my cat can eat a whole watermelon"
god that was so funny when i first saw it, god i forget the name of the actual movie but its so good.
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"Make me look skinny" in a really awkward voice, haha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csb-zJgKbbM (0:30)
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"we got rick the howard never a coward up in here right now and he just wants to let you guys know hell be skating later"
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"Spitfire wheels fuckin' suck!"
From the "Spitfire" vid. It was a random skater who said that to John Cardiel, then ending up getting his ass kicked by Cardiel.
"Frank, Frank, could, could you not smoke weed in the hotel room tonight, cuz I couldn't skate good today"
Julien Stranger to Frank Gerwer in "Anti-Hero- Cash Money Vagrant".
"Yeah... Tony's good, if your in the market for a poorman's Koston"
Eric Koston on Tony Tave in "Circa- It's Time".
Hahaha, gotta go through some vids and catch some funny shit now.
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"ain'tno lion came from no tiga and ain't no tiga came from no lion. they're two different animals in two different areas. lions eat cantaloupes that run around an african bush. tigers eat people that ride on toppa elephants.
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"BANG my board you know, then its like..go skateboarding and its like..../aww i shouldnt even say last try"
"Yo dude i'll drive, its my turn to drive ;D"
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--"how many of those a day?"
"at least six *BURP* maybe twelve" - Ramp Champ
--"not fukking doing that again that wassssketchy" - Gnarly Rowley, Really Sorry
--"crap crap crap...uhhhi didnt..really wanna land that one anyway"- koston YEAH RIGHT! Extras
--"but, who cares bout that, cos wer'll into street skating aint we wueehuhuhuh" --Sex Pistol
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Lizard King and Adam Dyet say GREEN ROOM in most of their videos
Ali Boulala "my has is out"
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"Who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it...of course nobody did it, it's the mystery water"
C'MON, YO!
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"put the butter on"
don't remember who said it, but it was in tactical manual and i still say it haha
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Ali Boulala "my has is out"
"i had a hard day, at the office."
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"he put's the capital B in THE BOSS N***A" TK
"See these little dots Ty? That means it's raining." M.J.
"When i ask what tricks you got have an answer for me." Owen Wilson "Yeah Right"
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"its like when you listen to jazz. your in the miles davis section and you look over and see kenny g. You know it shouldnt be there but it is. Thats how the X games is related to skateboarding" - Jason dill feedback bonusssss
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scene in credits of PJLWHL, getting kicked out of a spot:
"what did i tell you last week?"
"uh, that my hair looked nice"
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scene in credits of PJLWHL, getting kicked out of a spot:
"what did i tell you last week?"
"uh, that my hair looked nice"
I like that one it always made me laugh
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"do you have insurance?"
"i'm covered by medicare"
actually any gonz quote is pretty much gold.
"i'll give you $2 if you get it down."
"ok"
(kid gets the board down)
"aaaahhhh! two bucks"
(checks pockets, turns to filmer)
"you got two bucks?"
"i was thinkin about doin nollie kickflip"
"and then how would you flip it?"
"with your foot! with your fuckin foot dumbass!!"
"i didn't see how you flip it though. your foot didn't do anything.."
"SHUT UP!!"
"if you're gonna do nose wheelies, fuckin do nose wheelie bro"
"what do you think about when you're doin it?"
"what do i think about?"
"yea"
"harvey keitel"
"
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"ouch, that was my body"
lady- "we've got a lot of elderly people here and it just irratates them a lot okay, so you've got to take note for private propert okay?"
tony silva - "so... what are you trying to say?"
"i've never had a haircut in my entire life let alone a shaved head"
"ive never had a shaved head in my entire life!"
"who farted?"
"i did"
*classic caswell laugh*
"i'm bufffff!!!!!!!!!"
"you got your yager"
"motherfucker, you hit me in the fucking leg"
"i did not"
"give me one more try!"
baker 3 just has endless amounts of funny shit
same with bag of suck
"smoke time"
"butterballs for jerry"
fuck, i'm trying to remember the funny shit louie, cas and mj say. damn they crack me up.
"yo homie get that yellow balance!!"
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"FUCK!!! MY ASS!!!"
"i don't wanna fuck your ass"
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"you're doing it all wrong, you're like out here D00D"
"no i'm on top, i'm like my... I do the pivot the correct way"
"no i don't think so"
"DUDE YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS BACK TO SCHOOL, WATCH MY FUCKING ..*drops in*.. PARTY!!!"
krooked kronichles - dan drehbol
"boss of the boss, boss of the boss"
"he put the capital B in boss nigga"
baker 3 - tk
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"i just scream like a little bitch when jerry skates"
marc johnson, bag of suck
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white balance?
more like yellow balance.
im an artist go away
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"my mind is a garden"
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"Oh my god look at my finger.............ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.........(SLOWED DOWN) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUMMMM"
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I love clenching my teeth and saying in my gruffest voice "Yo what's good it's ya boy slim thugga da boss ya watching It's Fern."
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abp? but heath talking to that cop at the beginning of his part in the emerica video is pretty epic
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weed saves lives
Braydon Szafranski in BAker 3
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abp? but heath talking to that cop at the beginning of his part in the emerica video is pretty epic
that was sick. "Where do you want us?"
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this was in a mikey taylor compilation i found on youtube. sorry if it was already posted, wasn't trynda read through 8 pages at this hour.
Berra(sitting in back of van)-"who's driving right now?!"
Mikey Taylor(Driving)-"Mikey!"
Berra-"its so weird that your driving right now"
Mikey Taylor- "I'm killin it though, right?!"
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this was in a mikey taylor compilation i found on youtube. sorry if it was already posted, wasn't trynda read through 8 pages at this hour.
Berra(sitting in back of van)-"who's driving right now?!"
Mikey Taylor(Driving)-"Mikey!"
Berra-"its so weird that your driving right now"
Mikey Taylor- "I'm killin it though, right?!"
HAHAHA
i need to see this..
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"fuck, i did not come here to break your fucking fisheye mayne."- jesus fernandez, FF
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"I feel like my ankle is dangling by a piece of bone marrow"
Carroll in Modus
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clyde singleton in the aesthetics video:
"YOU GOT CHICKEN STAINS ON YO SHIRT!"
asian lady: "Im married"
clyde: "To what, tobacco!?"
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clyde singleton in the aesthetics video:
"YOU GOT CHICKEN STAINS ON YO SHIRT!"
asian lady: "Im married"
clyde: "To what, tobacco!?"
haha, that's so good. i'm gonna watch that tonight, thankyou!
what else does he say to that chinese dude?
"dude, i'm gonna jump on my skateboard and terrorize this shit man!"
"FUCKING TERRORIZE IT ARGHHHH"
"take it like a man mothefucker"
"no, no hacky sack sponsorship, noooo"
haha, so many good quotes in super champion funzone. there's four from the gonz off the top of my head. rick howard's a funny dude, too. when he's explaining his violet diaherra, bahahaha.
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"Owww!"
"Ahhh!"
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"Owww!"
"Ahhh!"
"FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK"
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i got hit by a mac truck last night
ha chomp was such a great movie fuckin scumbag bastards
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"Can I get an Ollie Pop? Ollie Pop, Ollie pop"
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"FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK"
My fav: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnzz6Td2yH4
OH YAAAAH!
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My fav: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnzz6Td2yH4
OH YAAAAH!
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HAHAHAHAHA
It was filmed by the Cool Aid jug.
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not even all the caffeine is this cup of coffee could prepare you for the intensity in this next 411 wheels of fortune...All hail the brothers Pappas, Tas and Ben.
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Scott Johnston is the rippingest skater in town!
SJ's like my favorite skater dude.
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Not a quote so much, but the song in Balance in the World of Chaos...
JTMR: what's gonna pop off?
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Koston with a K? this whole thing is golden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFkzjRrvHYI
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Also super hyped on all the sound bites from mixtape...
--your stance is firm, your jump is powerful, it's really excellent...
--the idea of style and competing for the best style is the key to all forms of rocking
--shit, i got styles already that's more complex that nobody know about....(wild style)
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juliens science experiment dialogue in spitfire
jason dills "shoots another guy, really fast" stuff in mosaic
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Reda "scumbag bastards" and "cmon yo" in chomp
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"carter, it is fucking friday, the fucking tenth."
"off the NOSE!"
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"You can take something thats just pure thought and you can make it reality" Marc Johnson Modus Operandi
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mj seems to like to think hes a philosopher, then again, maybe thats just the image i got from his mulititude of inane nonsensical rambles
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"Fuck you Baca" - Lizard King mid kickflip in Pig - Slaughterhouse.
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"Yeah I know how to skateboard, you know why? Because I invented the skateboard, I am....Surfer Dude!"
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i really cant hear the first try type quote without thinking of javier's kickflip back noseblunt ender
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"Fucking with my Z-Rollers" - Ricky Oyola
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when the shane cross el toro first try nosegrind comes out someone will probably yell a first try type quote
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LOL. Momentum?
"It's crazy like" will always be in my heart. His whole speech, pretty much.
I think in PJWHL some lady ask's a dude: "what did I tell you guys yesterday" or something along those lines, and then the guy replies: "Uuuuhh...that my hair looks nice?" Someone confirm. It'd be awesome.
Confirmed.
Some lady's witnissing someone off camera kicking them out
Guy - "What did I tell you guys yesterday?"
Lady - "No way!"
Filmer - "Uhhh that my hair looks nice"
Guy - "No."
"What am I doing? IM SITTING HERE"
"I want to see them try something sooooo dangerous, that it actually threatens their lives"
"I mean I LOVE SKATING! BUT NOBODY LIKES SKATING THIS MUCH!"
that video is so great, i really need to find my dvd or steal someone elses
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mj seems to like to think hes a philosopher, then again, maybe thats just the image i got from his mulititude of inane nonsensical rambles
i would love to hang out with mj...i want him to do back tail b/s 180 to front tail on those benches he did back tail shove front nose on in his last thrasher interview
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one 360, two 360s, three 360s?, four 360s..."
-gonz
"Wassup Philly!?!?"
"Yeah he did it! About time he got it! This is the good news! This kid had found a 20 dollar bill in his ???"
Anyone know what the kid said after "in his?"
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"arto sucks"
"such a loooosa"
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"he's the kinda kid that just stands there and does a 360 flip... and he's not really looking at his board"
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"weak ollies are a global problem"
(in the subtitles, Public Domain)
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"Fucking with my Z-Rollers" - Ricky Oyola
Plan B Questionable. Danny Way was fuckin with Oyola.
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"weak ollies are a global problem"
(in the subtitles, Public Domain)
Daa
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Shane Heyl in Baker 3 - "Grab My Nuts" when hes coming up from the split-looking position in the beginning of the friends section
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"Under the ladder, bitch, under the ladder!" - Dustin Dollin in Baker has a Deathwish
"I was driving past burger king the other day, they had a now hiring sign in the window..." TK in Baker 3 (Menu Selection)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc-TUqSRTRQ
"fakie tre down nine and then he locked a kid in trunk, I kid you not"
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MJ - jeron is contributing to the delinquency of a major
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"Where were we before we came here Donny?"
from Jump Off a Building
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one 360, two 360s, three 360s?, four 360s..."
-gonz
"Wassup Philly!?!?"
"Yeah he did it! About time he got it! This is the good news! This kid had found a 20 dollar bill in his ???"
Anyone know what the kid said after "in his?"
pretty sure he says 20 dollar bill in the street.
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"Get me some chef boyardee"
"Thats my favorite"
Not something somebody said but its a text
"Happy birthday nigga, I'm gonna get buck for you tonight and eat jerky out of a girls ass"
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"No the heat is what burns it!" - Frank Grewer, beauty and the beast, person edit.
"Basically i've got two minutes of footage but im not using any of it because its already been done in 411 issue number 52" - own wilson
"I got a GOLD CHAIIIIN" - BA miming the words in the person edit, beauty and the beast
"...im over it" - carroll, after throwing his board back into the water in yeah right
"That hurt so fucking much" - johnny layton, after eating shit on a rail in the credits of suffer the joy (maybe good and evil cant remember)
"Slappies are really just 95 % attitude and 5% ability" - Koston, in a tribe called mapquest tour video
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he fuckin grinded to next teusday! -reda one step beyond
viva la....shit-somedude in kotr
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-You got a license to make these movies ?
- Yepp
- Can i see your license
- Nope.
Best thing ever.
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"Is that a far away camera?"
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(Slams) "Fuckin Jereme Rogers"
"We thought it'd be a good idea to maybe put on some music, turn off the lights, and hopefully have a makeout party."
-Caswell Berry, TMA Bonus Round
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Uhhhhhhhh!!!! thirty eighth try bitch what!!!!!!
Jerrod Saba, Colorado friends section, Through Being Nice
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Where do you wanna go next?
Wallows!
(lots of laughter)
Wallows! You've just been to Wallows!
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ender in this vid!
so sick styyyyooo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmqw4jkdzik
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"Jesus Christ." in jeff stevens' intro in a happy medium
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please keep the noise down, im trying to get radical. thank you - gonz - get fam
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"your fucked carrol your fucked"- rick howard
That sounds like koston to me.
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"He disastered that last step. Is that a trick?"
-Gonz
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"He disastered that last step. Is that a trick?"
-Gonz
Uhhh, Phelps?
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"your fucked carrol your fucked"- rick howard
That sounds like koston to me.
My favorite Koston quote ever is in the Menikmati bonus where he's trying the back noseblunt nollie heel out, lands grip-side down and just matter-of-factly says "That's the wrong side..."
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"no you don't"
the small black kid after reynolds flip melon
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"I'm pro."
-Gonz
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"no you don't"
the small black kid after reynolds flip melon
Is that from the end where they slomo his voice and it sounds all tweaked?
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yep
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"fuck!" who knows that one? Hint:person is frustrated...
Me, every time I read one of your posts.
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"Geoff lets fuckin get outa here I fell cause of fred's gay ootfit."
-appleyard
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this probably has been posted but i like this one.
"who didit?! who didit?! who didit?! who didit?! who did it?!"
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fuck man i just want to fucking kill myself right now i hate fucking everything
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"is it a go-kart park?" - melcher
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I didn't read everything but:
"aahw !! that was my body" Fowler-Cataclysmic Abyss
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NO RULES
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all the dialogue in that one old Shorty's video where the Muska is like saying shit about why he picked them for the team all puts a smile on my face.
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Like one time at eight i was like......but i like i just fucking held it in and FUCKING TOOK SOME WATER DOWN BABYYYYY!!!!!!!!
-tosh
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"if you fall, then start going again and half way through you line yell 'fuck' for the fall that you fell 5 minutes before" -Danny to Colin in the Questionable credits
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I'm gonna beat this goddam street sweeper
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"break ya leg, i hope god makes you break ya leg right now!" -church guy at satva lueng, welcome to hell
"get on your shred stick and get ill" -bryce kanights voiceover, sick boys
"twanked my elbow, danked my wrist...shoulder's begeeged" -ray underhill, animal chin
"no way, you coulda got electroshocked" -gonz
and i can't think of just one from tim o'conners voiceover section in mosaic, but some that stick with me are
"stefan's got that stoney-man style"
"ha ha it's me poppalardo, i got yer back!"
"kerry getz, has got a small actual head"
"oh god danny, oh god danny"
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"I do the tricks not you!" -Gonz yelling at his shoe in Real to Reel
"Man, we aint found shit" -Black guy in Spaceballs after combing the dessert with an afro pick
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Cataclysmic Abyss
"talk about stick" - Fowler
Beware of Sasquatch
old dude: "i wish my son was as tough as you"
gravette: "hah, sparta"
great answer by gravette.
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"Where are you going..?"
"That was tight!"
Lavar 20 Shot.
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"ha ha it's me poppalardowenning, i got yer back!"
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"No skateboarding!"
"Couple more tries?"
-Vince de Valle
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'all of a sudden jahmal gets on top of the caddilac, started doin' a headspin'
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"Next thing you know Bjork is flipping tables over and Kenny Anderson is getting called to the dance floor to do backspins"
Probably not those exact words, but the previous had me bugging on the similarity.
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"ha ha it's me poppalardowenning, i got yer back!"
Yeah I know what you're thinking of, but the quote I was talking about is at the end during the credits, someone, maybe selego, ollies over a bump to bar, then poppalardo does it too, and tim o'conner says it in this funny high voice.
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He has been flirting with the girl in makeup..no no but she likes him though. -Gonz
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'it's a lovely day
the birds are singing
the sun is shining
what more can you ask for'
combined with ben raemers' lisping prepubescent voice it's hilarious (this and that)
and
'you be cautious sunshine. the last time somebody opened that door they were pogoing around the world for a month. and they only started 3 shoe companies and wore long socks with shorts!'
bob sanderson
heel toe magic
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Were getting hostile?
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"ha ha it's me poppalardowenning, i got yer back!"
Yeah I know what you're thinking of, but the quote I was talking about is at the end during the credits, someone, maybe selego, ollies over a bump to bar, then poppalardo does it too, and tim o'conner says it in this funny high voice.
Oh yeah. I remember. Sorry then.
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"He gave me the biggest high five, with a big ol bag of weed in his hand, and was like 'i'm giving you a shoe baby'"
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"Let me tell you a little story 'bout a man named Jed...." *laugh* *pass out*
Sweet Lou
seriously the best! ^
my 2nd favorite is when tk 5-0s a handrail hits the wall then takes his check out of his backpocket..."thats why the fuck i got this mothafucka!"
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Skate the bowl?
Skate the bowl?
I can't skate the bowl, I'm fucked up!
So I shreded the fuck out of the bowl right,
and went back to the dude and was like, skating on acids the best.
-Lizard King, Deathwish summer tour.
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"LOOOKKK OOUUTTT FFFOORRR THEE WWWALLKKNNG TREEEESSS"-Gerwer, Beauty and the Beast
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"Yo man you've been skateboarding... how long you been skateboarding for?"
"Yo like two years shiiit"
*cue dreams never end by new order for the third or fourth time*
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I'm lokking for the video where Gonz says (paraphrase): 'Somethimes my moves are so agressive, it bums me out (laughs)'
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'are you alan peterson?'
'yeah. how'd ya know that?'
consolidated number one^ and that's how me and my buddy have started phone calls for almost 20 yrs...... our other one is
'i want your fuckin name and number because i think my fuckin ankle's broke'
'get em daryll!'
^corporate broad injured by chief on heavy metal
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I'm lokking for the video where Gonz says (paraphrase): 'Somethimes my moves are so agressive, it bums me out (laughs)'
adidas interview with Mark Gonzales (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpmJY_aAIoM#)
2:25
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Me and my friends will still yell out "100 bucks, 100 bucks" when something dope goes down ala when Karem does that big bs flip in the world warehouse at the end of his new world order part.
Another one i'll throw out on the regular "oh my god this guy is going off, going off, going off" in Australian accent when someone is ripping like the announcer in eight when t hawk is tearing that ramp apart.
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speaking of australian accents, kind of everything jason ellis says is memorable
'me and huffy in a ferrari'
'sick footage from the ellis cam'
'god! turn out the lights, god! thanks'
'shark heart! eat the heart of a shark!'
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"watch your facial structure"
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Anytime anyone points a camera at me I do the 411 intro "My name is ______ and I'm ___ years old I'm from ______ and I ride for _______" and then people stop pointing cameras at me
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"FUCK!!! MY ASS!!!"
"i don't wanna fuck your ass"
what was this one from? my friend had the video and we used to say it to each other, but im drawing a total blank.
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'Geoff, let's fucking get out of here, I fell cause of Freds gay OOOUfit' - Apples in Sorry
'Do yo thing hippy!' - Biebel in FF
'GIMME YOUR FUCKING WALLET'
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I always hear some guy saying ''Ol Red" or something like that when Rattray does that stalefish over the hip in Dying to live
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'Geoff, let's fucking get out of here, I fell cause of Freds gay OOOUfit' - Apples in Sorry
This is one of the funniest quotes/ moments in a video.
Can you guess this one?:
"Fuckin amateur hour..with the girl team. Two new fuckin kids and....they're brand new we just picked them up off the lot. They can't figure out how to get off this fuckin ledge and over the stairs."
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'Geoff, let's fucking get out of here, I fell cause of Freds gay OOOUfit' - Apples in Sorry
This is one of the funniest quotes/ moments in a video.
Can you guess this one?:
"Fuckin amateur hour..with the girl team.? Two new fuckin kids and....they're brand new we just picked them up off the lot.? They can't figure out how to get off this fuckin ledge and over the stairs."
Its Sherm from Yes we Canada.