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Title: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
Post by: TheDraught on November 29, 2007, 02:30:07 PM
Welcome to the skate video quotes thread. Just put down quote, who said it and name of vid, or whatever you know

"No war for heavy metal!!!!!" - Jason Lee, Video Days, Blind

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Post by: skaterdavid on November 29, 2007, 02:47:44 PM
" I love skateboarding, but it makes me the worst psycho-pathic maniac" -mike taylor
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Post by: duffel88 on November 29, 2007, 03:13:44 PM
i love most of the talky bits from FIRST LOVE

especially Omar Salazar- "WOOOH!SO fun" etc etc, pure enjoyment
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Post by: deep on November 29, 2007, 03:27:47 PM
"LETS JUST BITE DEEP'S THREAD, BUT THROW A LESS FUNNY TWIST ON IT"
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Post by: TheDraught on November 29, 2007, 04:29:29 PM
"LETS JUST BITE DEEP'S THREAD, BUT THROW A LESS FUNNY TWIST ON IT"

which one? Didnt see it. Jesus, somebody's got a big head, like I'm "biting threads" or even the stupid fact that you're claiming something that has been done for hundreds or years, namely collecting quotes. Idiot.
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Post by: deep on November 29, 2007, 04:31:42 PM
"LETS JUST BITE DEEP'S THREAD, BUT THROW A LESS FUNNY TWIST ON IT"

which one? Didnt see it. Jesus, somebody's got a big head, like I'm "biting threads" or even the stupid fact that you're claiming something that has been done for hundreds or years, namely collecting quotes. Idiot.

how did i claim collecting quotes. why dont you learn how to read son. this thread is gay anyway
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Post by: TheDraught on November 29, 2007, 04:34:31 PM
Well me 'biting' your thread implicates that you're claiming it, since I'm the one here stealing. Where is the fucking thread anyway, I can't find it.
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Post by: deep on November 29, 2007, 04:37:09 PM
here bitch, get ya mind right

http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=19572.0
Title: Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
Post by: deep on November 29, 2007, 04:37:23 PM
http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=19572.0
Title: Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
Post by: TheDraught on November 29, 2007, 04:42:58 PM
Didnt see it, what made me think up this thread was Guile quoting Owen Wilson in the Hollywood High thread:

http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=19588.60

I was just thinking of good quotes from skate videos cuz there are dozens, but somebody got offended.......
Title: Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
Post by: deep on November 29, 2007, 04:45:07 PM
Didnt see it, what made me think up this thread was Guile quoting Owen Wilson in the Hollywood High thread:

http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=19588.60

I was just thinking of good quotes from skate videos cuz there are dozens, but somebody got offended.......

its cool man i was just fucking with you. im gonna finish watching george lopez now
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Post by: TheDraught on November 29, 2007, 04:46:15 PM
enjoy
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Post by: bentmode on November 29, 2007, 06:06:13 PM
i got hit by a mac truck last night
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Post by: Tuna on November 29, 2007, 07:13:58 PM
wait isnt wilshire knobbed?
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Post by: Duffy on November 29, 2007, 08:30:29 PM
i got hit by a mac truck last night

"That was kinda styley"
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Post by: asdfdsa on November 29, 2007, 08:42:35 PM
so sick styleeeeeee
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Post by: tysj! on November 30, 2007, 01:25:12 AM
so sick styleeeeeee

LOL. Momentum?

"It's crazy like" will always be in my heart. His whole speech, pretty much.

I think in PJWHL some lady ask's a dude: "what did I tell you guys yesterday" or something along those lines, and then the guy replies: "Uuuuhh...that my hair looks nice?" Someone confirm. It'd be awesome.
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Post by: chiller on November 30, 2007, 01:34:39 AM
I think in PJWHL some lady ask's a dude: "what did I tell you guys yesterday" or something along those lines, and then the guy replies: "Uuuuhh...that my hair looks nice?" Someone confirm. It'd be awesome.
Yeah I always wondered what they said. I just understand the my hair looks nice part. But your version sounds pretty legit.
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Post by: duffel88 on November 30, 2007, 04:04:57 AM
i got hit by a mac truck last night

wheres this from?
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Post by: rocklobster on November 30, 2007, 07:57:44 AM
I think in PJWHL some lady ask's a dude: "what did I tell you guys yesterday" or something along those lines, and then the guy replies: "Uuuuhh...that my hair looks nice?" Someone confirm. It'd be awesome.
Yeah I always wondered what they said. I just understand the my hair looks nice part. But your version sounds pretty legit.

good one....
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Post by: slurthic on November 30, 2007, 02:09:07 PM
i like after beibels nollie heel down that set in yeah right he claps then points at the camera and says 'that was for you baby'
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Post by: tysj! on November 30, 2007, 02:14:43 PM
I thought it was for his mom.  ??? Read his lips. And unmute it.
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Post by: Duffy on November 30, 2007, 02:21:44 PM
so sick styleeeeeee

LOL. Momentum?

"It's crazy like" will always be in my heart. His whole speech, pretty much.

I think in PJWHL some lady ask's a dude: "what did I tell you guys yesterday" or something along those lines, and then the guy replies: "Uuuuhh...that my hair looks nice?" Someone confirm. It'd be awesome.

Confirmed.
Some lady's witnissing someone off camera kicking them out
Guy - "What did I tell you guys yesterday?"
Lady - "No way!"
Filmer - "Uhhh that my hair looks nice"
Guy - "No."

"What am I doing? IM SITTING HERE"
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Post by: tysj! on November 30, 2007, 03:06:05 PM
Thanks for the thorough transcript and stuff!  :-*
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Post by: Duffy on November 30, 2007, 03:09:13 PM
Thanks for the thorough transcript and stuff!  :-*

 :-*

Haha what can I say? I watched PJ Ladd's Wonderful Horrible Life pretty much every day during my 'formative' (skateboarding wise) years.
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Post by: WonkaBar on November 30, 2007, 03:25:53 PM
"Let me tell you a little story 'bout a man named Jed...." *laugh* *pass out*

Sweet Lou
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Post by: jonathan on November 30, 2007, 03:29:57 PM
THIRSTY!
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Post by: deep on November 30, 2007, 03:59:46 PM
THIRST!

fixed
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Post by: BriDen on November 30, 2007, 05:26:54 PM
i got hit by a mac truck last night

wheres this from?

Chomp on this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcIio-t_UuE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcIio-t_UuE)
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Post by: iwishilivedinjapan on November 30, 2007, 05:41:17 PM
i like after beibels nollie heel down that set in yeah right he claps then points at the camera and says 'that was for you baby'

Nooooo he says "Thats how we do it baby"
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Post by: TheDraught on November 30, 2007, 05:50:44 PM
"I'm supposed to deal with all this bitchin' stuff and they got me running around chasing skateboarders, which is bullshit. Allright, youre outta here, no more calls today!"
SD cop in The Questionable Video - Plan B

"Hey, I make more money than you, skateboarding"
Danny Way in the same video to a lady who was complaining

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Post by: Sony MDR V2 headphones on November 30, 2007, 08:13:39 PM
"Dude that was like SO TIGHT!"

And whatever David Loy says in that Dewey from Malcolm in the middle voice to those security guards...
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Post by: DBUNN on November 30, 2007, 08:22:52 PM
"And i got a condom on"-brezinski
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Post by: tysj! on November 30, 2007, 09:23:17 PM
"Let me get a feather, homie!" - Biebel.

Not really a skate video but it was one rad day in the life clip thing.
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Post by: DBUNN on November 30, 2007, 09:25:31 PM
"Let me get a feather, homie!" - Biebel.

Not really a skate video but it was one rad day in the life clip thing.

haha "pee cocks are hella dumb they dont even no how to fly"
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Post by: duffel88 on November 30, 2007, 10:06:42 PM
baker 3 has a lot of ridiculous quotes, oh yeah wnad what is up with that thing thats blurred out in TK's hand at the end of his part when he's eating noodles?

GETTING FUCKED UP TONIGHT

erik ellington at the start of his part falls over and looks at the camera thriugh all his tangled hair and says something like "STUMPED"
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Post by: Gest on November 30, 2007, 10:15:57 PM
chomp on this has a lot of good ones

"SHOES"
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Post by: rocklobster on December 01, 2007, 09:33:16 AM
stuff that biebel says in the harsh euro barge tour about the eiffle tower....

"off the nose........... off the nose (with slow downed camera voice)"
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Post by: Gest on December 01, 2007, 12:21:38 PM
i think that was in beware of the flare

in harge barge he goes "look at the clouds *ramp* fool"
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Post by: Archers of Chaka on December 01, 2007, 12:34:54 PM
"Why does that trick exist? Erase 360 filps from the world!"
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Post by: jonathan on December 01, 2007, 04:57:57 PM
THIRST!

fixed

no, actually, you made it wrong. don't know if you're talking about the same shit though. ginos switch flip. chocolate tour. THIRSTY, that good old new york slang son.
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Post by: rocklobster on December 01, 2007, 11:09:26 PM
i think that was in beware of the flare

in harge barge he goes "look at the clouds *ramp* fool"

oh yeah thanks, i always get the 2 vids confused....
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Post by: natenola on December 02, 2007, 05:36:02 PM
"get me in the background before you edit"
tim and henrys

was jocked in another video i wonder if theres any nerds besides me that know which one
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Post by: skaterdavid on December 02, 2007, 05:53:06 PM
"you never heard of updog?"
"dude what the fuck is up dog???"

and all biebal's extras
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Post by: Rob C. on December 04, 2007, 05:13:48 PM
"Million dollar body with a foodstamp face"
"are we there yet? no. are we there yet? no. [...]"
"i dunno, i kinda lost it last night"
"hot rod this"
"Got a problem with this catalogue internets? talk to mic-e about it. get the fuck outta my face"
-Gerwer
"I like my classic rock that rocks, not classic rock that sucks"-TnT
"I'm about to jump on my skateboard and terrorize this shit"-Gonz
"a small feeble amount of blood at the seam, i hate cameras"-Rowley
"another hard day at the office"-Ali Boulala
"forget your extreme games, silly skatepark rules, and stupid looking safety equipment because the video has nothing at all to do with any of that stuff. enjoy or die" -Johnny Rotten
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Post by: skatebored on December 04, 2007, 05:50:39 PM
"you never heard of updog?"
"dude what the fuck is up dog???"

and all biebal's extras

had to be one of the funniest things in a video. i love biebel!
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Post by: Steezburger413 on December 05, 2007, 07:16:38 AM
"Why couldn't I land AWESOME!"
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Post by: duffel88 on December 05, 2007, 08:33:08 AM
HHAHAH

id forgotten about that Tim Oconner quote,
"Shit man..(that) SUCKED, why coulnt i land AWESOME" the way he says the awesome always has me laughing

i also liked his

"and they went in and.....won the demo"
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Post by: pontiac sunfire on December 07, 2007, 02:23:13 PM
"skater spinach. now keep this rolling and see if i get the trick."

Guy in FF

YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!
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Post by: stagefright on December 07, 2007, 05:05:00 PM

"a small feeble amount of blood at the seam, i hate cameras"-Rowley


thought it was 'scene'
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Post by: heckler on December 07, 2007, 07:21:47 PM
"I dunno man, that was kinda stylish"

"So Joe comes over, gets a gun, shoots me in the stomach, shoots another guy over there really bad."
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Post by: skatelife7 on December 08, 2007, 09:49:12 PM
"im already buzzin..it hits you hard bro!!!" biebel talking about redline in ff..pretty much that whole intro was classic.
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Post by: scragentjed on December 08, 2007, 11:38:40 PM
"holla at yo boyyyaaaa, CHOP CHOP CHOP" Marc Johnson
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Post by: deep on December 08, 2007, 11:43:45 PM
"20 bucks no ya ya fucking 9" lil kid who nosegrabs 9 stair after evan hernandez's part in in bloom
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Post by: angrypork on December 09, 2007, 06:49:05 AM
Super Champion Funzone has the most memorable quotes per capita. It's a fact.

"I'm about to get on my skateboard and terrorize this shit."
"All the true vatos want to wear the zoot suit."
"You've never heard of the fandangle? It's kind of like a mythical creature. Not much is known about it."
"Give me some truck mothafucka."
"Owwwwww that kills. That kills. Not so hard."
"Mxx Schaaf is the moodmaker."
"I have a small scrotum."
"PJ I want to get to know you."
"I'm gonna hit him in the fuckin face."

I could go for days...
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Post by: matt/tx on December 09, 2007, 07:15:53 AM
heart of a shark jason ellis
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Post by: boneless kid king on December 09, 2007, 03:46:43 PM
"i learnt two new tricks today... heres one of them"
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Post by: bbk on December 09, 2007, 04:39:33 PM
-So allison... allison or alice?
-allison
-... you heard the new Ja rule?
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Post by: Canuck on December 09, 2007, 05:17:20 PM
"What's going on with your video part?"

"Im going tell you this one more time...I want this video part so bad, I want it to be so good"

"You call me more often than not, not sure what day of the week it is"

"Carter, it is fucking Friday the Fucking 10th"

"I'm just telling you my observations and I'm worried about you Dill."

"I know Carter... I think, I think its more me being flamboyantly, extravagantly...ahhh, ahhh. I dunno maybe I am that fucked up, but I'm not thinking I am"

"So are you gonna settle into a lifestyle up there like we talked about, like normal hours and like you know?"

"Well yes..."

"Yeah, remember we talked about you needing to get on some sort of schedule, like where you go to bed"

"I am Carter! I got my room, my books, my shelves, my bed."

"Dood you got, this is your big video. This is it."

"Ok. Ok. Alright, I'm only skating. I'm skating. That's it, thats all... So far I heard I got the last part and all that shit? I'm so physced!"

"You know what the last part means?"

"I dooooo!"

"Its the curtains"
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Post by: scragentjed on December 09, 2007, 05:20:33 PM
heart of a shark jason ellis

Shark Heart, The heart of a shark, good fuckin choice!
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Post by: WonkaBar on December 09, 2007, 05:28:36 PM
"What's going on with your video part?"

"Im going tell you this one more time...I want this video part so bad, I want it to be so good"

"You call me more often than not, not sure what day of the week it is"

"Carter, it is fucking Friday the Fucking 10th"

"I'm just telling you my observations and I'm worried about you Dill."

"I know Carter... I think, I think its more me being flamboyantly, extravagantly...ahhh, ahhh. I dunno maybe I am that fucked up, but I'm not thinking I am"

"So are you gonna settle into a lifestyle up there like we talked about, like normal hours and like you know?"

"Well yes..."

"Yeah, remember we talked about you needing to get on some sort of schedule, like where you go to bed"

"I am Carter! I got my room, my books, my shelves, my bed."

"Dood you got, this is your big video. This is it."

"Ok. Ok. Alright, I'm only skating. I'm skating. That's it, thats all... So far I heard I got the last part and all that shit? I'm so physced!"

"You know what the last part means?"

"I dooooo!"

"Its the curtains"


yes!
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Post by: BriDen on December 09, 2007, 06:45:07 PM
"Well, if it isn't the legendary Todd Falcon..."
"In the flesh!"

"Todd Falcon's tricks... ARE GAY!"
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Post by: deep on December 09, 2007, 06:48:23 PM
"What's going on with your video part?"

"Im going tell you this one more time...I want this video part so bad, I want it to be so good"

"You call me more often than not, not sure what day of the week it is"

"Carter, it is fucking Friday the Fucking 10th"

"I'm just telling you my observations and I'm worried about you Dill."

"I know Carter... I think, I think its more me being flamboyantly, extravagantly...ahhh, ahhh. I dunno maybe I am that fucked up, but I'm not thinking I am"

"So are you gonna settle into a lifestyle up there like we talked about, like normal hours and like you know?"

"Well yes..."

"Yeah, remember we talked about you needing to get on some sort of schedule, like where you go to bed"

"I am Carter! I got my room, my books, my shelves, my bed."

"Dood you got, this is your big video. This is it."

"Ok. Ok. Alright, I'm only skating. I'm skating. That's it, thats all... So far I heard I got the last part and all that shit? I'm so physced!"

"You know what the last part means?"

"I dooooo!"

"Its the curtains"


wow. you actually transcribed that whole thing
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Post by: Tuna on December 09, 2007, 07:21:56 PM
"Just watch my fuckin backside pivot"

"you're doin em all wrong, you're like out here dude"

"N-n-No im on top, I do my pivot the correct way"

"No, I dont think so"

"Dude you better get your ass back to school, Watch my fuckin L Block"
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Post by: matt/tx on December 09, 2007, 09:05:07 PM
heart of a shark jason ellis

Shark Heart, The heart of a shark, good fuckin choice!
such a good video cause of him ellis has always ripped ever since he was on media
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Post by: stagefright on December 10, 2007, 01:26:35 AM
heart of a shark jason ellis

Shark Heart, The heart of a shark, good fuckin choice!
such a good video cause of him ellis has always ripped ever since he was on media
(http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/exploding-head.gif)
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Post by: Canuck on December 10, 2007, 08:37:58 PM
"Mustaches are bad luck"

"Fuck yah dude"

"You either look hella tough or hella gay.... I look gggaaayyy"

- Wu-Welsh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch3pqCR96IU
Beware of the Flare
@ 23:25
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Post by: freedom panther on December 10, 2007, 08:41:51 PM
"come here and kiss me bitch".-James Kelch a.k.a. the dirty bird the real video
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Post by: TheDraught on December 11, 2007, 03:40:50 PM
"Best ride I've seen, best ride I've seen. That was great man, that was great. I especially like the FLIP of the board"

Random passer-by to Pat Duffy in Virtual Reality
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Post by: stagefright on December 11, 2007, 11:42:41 PM
shico blenhez shico blenhez
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Post by: skateordie on December 12, 2007, 10:55:36 AM
"its raining mike, its raining."
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Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on December 16, 2007, 05:07:25 AM
"bout to attack this double set, yo"
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Post by: vitunvesa on December 18, 2007, 05:39:32 PM
"Best ride I've seen, best ride I've seen. That was great man, that was great. I especially like the FLIP of the board"

Random passer-by to Pat Duffy in Virtual Reality

that's what i was going to say
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Post by: tysj! on December 18, 2007, 06:09:41 PM
I was watching Badass Meets Dumbass earlier and I found it funny when McCrank hopped out of the bowl and said "Not much to be seen here, folks." in the credits. Just something about it.
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Post by: whitemanjazz on December 18, 2007, 06:12:46 PM
Who deed it, who deed it!?!!!
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Post by: yukon on December 18, 2007, 10:26:41 PM
"bout to attack this double set, yo"

god i was waiting for someone to mention that one. so many good ones from Real to Reel

Max: "Yeah we got this group called the nor cal barneys"
Cairo: "Oh..."

Mark: "can i, can i,  get a ollie pop? ollie pop lord, ollie pop lord..."
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Post by: imnotgaybut20$is20$ on December 19, 2007, 07:49:35 PM
"I love titties, i fuckin love titties, i love big titties, i love big titties and fat booties"
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Post by: floyd on December 20, 2007, 03:30:51 AM
shico blenhez shico blenhez
skatemore?

Have you ever had this here on your lens?
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Post by: SkateTurtle on December 23, 2007, 12:41:33 AM
" i was at the fucking bank and carroll was terrorizing it" "i'm about to jump on my skateboard a try to terrorize this shit man" - Gonz

"Dude, I'll give you a hundered bucks and take you out to benihana's if you slide that 75 foot handrail. I'll give you 600 tries. I'll be back next week." - Jason Lee



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Post by: heckler on December 23, 2007, 06:05:12 AM
"YOU'RE ON ANOTHER LEVEL! GIVE THIS GUY A RAISE!
...EVERSOLE. Make me look skinny!"
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Post by: White Balance on December 23, 2007, 11:28:12 AM
"Oh My God, lakers are gonna win that's the worst thing I've ever heard!" - Kenny Hoyle - Kayo It's official
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Post by: SkateTurtle on December 23, 2007, 11:03:17 PM
"YOU'RE ON ANOTHER LEVEL! GIVE THIS GUY A RAISE!
...EVERSOLE. Make me look skinny!"

haha, yes forgot about that.
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Post by: Aussie_Skate on December 24, 2007, 12:21:27 AM
"what, didnt u have your weaties this morning u pansy" Mark Gonzales
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Post by: whitemanjazz on December 24, 2007, 11:09:18 AM
"what, are you gonna' roll around on skates your whole life ya fairy?!!?"
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Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on December 24, 2007, 02:46:03 PM
hi.....my name is binky"
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Post by: oyolar on December 24, 2007, 09:45:44 PM
"What am I doing? IM SITTING HERE"

i love this quote. it's so great.
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Post by: darko on December 25, 2007, 12:10:21 AM
"Cheer up, have a fuckin' bagel alright (cat?)!!" - R.I.P.
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Post by: Chris from Essex on January 01, 2008, 02:41:07 PM
"Hallelujah, praise the Lord!, hallelujah, praise the Lord!, praise the Lord!, praise the Lord!" - Virtual Reality.
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Post by: Duffy on January 01, 2008, 04:16:30 PM
"Mr....
You.
With the hat on."
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Post by: skateordie on January 03, 2008, 01:30:33 PM
"I'm supposed to deal with all this bitchin' stuff and they got me running around chasing skateboarders, which is bullshit. Allright, youre outta here, no more calls today!"
SD cop in The Questionable Video - Plan B

you left out the best part: shef sayin, "thats the whitest black cop ive ever seen."
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Post by: skateordie on January 03, 2008, 01:31:06 PM
"you got run over by two cars."
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Post by: Tuna on January 03, 2008, 07:00:42 PM
WOAH HE TRIED TO FEEBLE THE RAIL!!!
"YOU'RE ON ANOTHER LEVEL! GIVE THIS GUY A RAISE!
...EVERSOLE. Make me look skinny!"
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Post by: longduckdong on January 04, 2008, 09:23:17 PM
"it hits you hard bro!"
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Post by: Guinness on January 05, 2008, 08:34:18 PM
"it hits you hard bro!"
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Post by: heckler on January 06, 2008, 10:13:30 PM
"These chips and dip suck!"
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Post by: blazini on January 07, 2008, 09:19:18 AM
i just got hit by a mack truck
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Post by: TheDraught on January 07, 2008, 03:18:27 PM
"I'm supposed to deal with all this bitchin' stuff and they got me running around chasing skateboarders, which is bullshit. Allright, youre outta here, no more calls today!"
SD cop in The Questionable Video - Plan B

you left out the best part: shef sayin, "thats the whitest black cop ive ever seen."

I never really heard what he said, I had a cheap copy. Thanks.
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Post by: tony hawk on January 09, 2008, 08:58:46 PM
ive never had a shaved head in my whole life
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Post by: heckler on January 13, 2008, 08:02:59 AM
"Fuckin ripped off - call the police, I just got robbed!"
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Post by: Day Tripper on January 13, 2008, 10:34:16 AM
worst thread ever
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Post by: skaterdavid on January 13, 2008, 11:35:49 AM
worst thread ever

why?
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Post by: Day Tripper on January 13, 2008, 12:44:59 PM
extremely nerdy
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Post by: Common Sense on January 13, 2008, 06:38:51 PM
hi.....my name is binky"

It's Pinky...Pinky Tuscadero.
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Post by: Noseblunted on January 13, 2008, 07:41:39 PM
"Where's my ghostrideeerrrr?"- Bum from Free Your Mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BRtmHPN2Pw
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Post by: deep on January 13, 2008, 07:49:05 PM
hi my name is richard mulderrrrrr............richard mulder
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Post by: StokedTaco on January 16, 2008, 04:59:02 PM
Windsor James- "I count that!"
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Post by: StokedTaco on January 17, 2008, 10:20:20 PM
Yeah, i'm okay but wow... WOOOW! - Brian Brown
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Post by: dirtjers on January 19, 2008, 03:34:18 PM
"ThAaAaAaAaAt's Riiiiiiiight"- forrest kirby
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Post by: FAUSTO on January 21, 2008, 05:29:38 PM
"your fucked carrol your fucked"-  rick howard
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Post by: applesauce on January 23, 2008, 11:02:12 AM
BackGround Prop WestSide!!
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Post by: whitemanjazz on January 23, 2008, 05:03:17 PM
Van....Hello van
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Post by: pjmskateboston on January 23, 2008, 08:15:11 PM
hi my name is richard mulderrrrrr............richard mulder

amazing, are you talking about his logic voiceover
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Post by: skaterdavid on January 23, 2008, 08:16:07 PM
"it hits you hard bro!"
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Post by: BriDen on January 23, 2008, 08:34:14 PM
hi my name is richard mulderrrrrr............richard mulder

amazing, are you talking about his logic voiceover
HAHA man that was funny. "You guys are gunna edit this, right?" He had a crazy beanie with fuzzy balls on it in that part.
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Post by: Slater on January 24, 2008, 01:48:46 PM
"SHUT UP FUCK YOU! NO ONES TALKIN TO YOU!"

"c'mon lets do it lets do it, c'mon. nah nah nah stay right there, nah nah nah. C'MON, FUCKIN RAT PUSSY!"

-Reda Chomp

"Yo you gotta kickflip down this with me."

"I can't do it right now"

"Exactly I can't do it right now either"

"yea well I don't even got shoes on"

"you got shoes on!"

"nah I just got hit by a mack truck last night."

-Gee Chomp

"Geoff lets fuckin get outa here I fell cause of fred's gay outfit."
-appleyard

"For me its cray like!"
-Rodrigo Tx.
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Post by: stagefright on January 24, 2008, 04:34:09 PM
oh my god, i did it
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Post by: malemodel on January 24, 2008, 08:13:06 PM
"you look like a mark!" -Crooked Arm

Weigers introduction of his skit. "horny already"

"Ladies I'm only callin ya bitches cause I dont know ya names individually" -Katt Williams, not a skate video
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Post by: Tuna on January 24, 2008, 09:22:59 PM
"he disastered the last step. is that a trick?"  Phelper
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Post by: Bipsmound on January 25, 2008, 07:58:02 AM
"I'm 18 years old and I live in Visalia, last name Zipp and first name Naa-un-dah"
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Post by: tony hawk on January 25, 2008, 11:01:12 AM
"he disastered the last step. is that a trick?"  Phelper

hahaha seriously
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Post by: loompa on January 28, 2008, 12:44:54 PM
"Have you ever seen a black man's dick before?"

"I have a better cab driver than you! You're in the back, I'm riding SHOTGUN!"
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Post by: brujochingon on February 04, 2008, 12:19:57 PM
"BAAAAAARRRRRLLLLEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY"
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Post by: Seemann on February 04, 2008, 01:12:53 PM
"that's the wrong side..." Froston lands a bs noseblunt heelflip upside down i the menikmati outtakes
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Post by: thisistom on February 04, 2008, 03:10:00 PM
"spin half way hook your feet then hop over to this one spi this way hook your feet and then hop to that one"
"hook your feet?"
"you just use your feet like hook 'em"


i always liked the start of this is skateboarding where he security gaurd kicks off

"get the fuck off the property and get out the fuckng tree"
"i dont want you here"
"where dya want us?"
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Post by: SkateTurtle on February 06, 2008, 04:16:33 AM
"that's the wrong side..." Froston lands a bs noseblunt heelflip upside down i the menikmati outtakes

yeah, that was pretty funny.
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Post by: BriDen on February 06, 2008, 04:27:35 AM
"that's the wrong side..." Froston lands a bs noseblunt heelflip upside down i the menikmati outtakes

yeah, that was pretty funny.
For probably 2 years after that I would say it whenever I landed like that.
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Post by: heckler on February 07, 2008, 05:39:06 PM
"There must have been a lot of bees in the car, because you were driving like a regular jackass."
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Post by: WonkaBar on February 07, 2008, 05:48:01 PM
"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."
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Post by: Gest on February 07, 2008, 09:40:33 PM
"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."
you caught mallrats on the tv today too huh?

hahaha my favorite movie ever. kinda sucks some impersonator is running around claiming to be jason lee, like he would ever be a scientologist, huh
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Post by: swissenheights on February 07, 2008, 10:32:46 PM
"spin half way hook your feet then hop over to this one spi this way hook your feet and then hop to that one"
"hook your feet?"
"you just use your feet like hook 'em"


i always liked the start of this is skateboarding where he security gaurd kicks off

"get the fuck off the property and get out the fuckng tree"
"i dont want you here"
"where dya want us?"
we're getting hostile? when did i get hostile?
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Post by: Meth and Hookers on February 08, 2008, 01:54:28 AM
yeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh choommmmmmmmmp moooobiilllleeee
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Post by: henry_york on February 08, 2008, 10:28:44 AM
"i like my dog, i like my dog..."
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Post by: the shark on February 08, 2008, 12:07:27 PM
"what is french, has 2 thumbs up, and loves bjs?"

*points to self with both thumbs*

"Moi!"
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Post by: Katz on June 03, 2008, 04:22:00 PM
"what is french, has 2 thumbs up, and loves bjs?"

*points to self with both thumbs*

"Moi!"

Toan! Thats one dude who I'd like to see comeback, I saw a photo of him recently and it looked like snoop dogg in his early days x jet li, the dude was looking like a crip.

Heh, after I typed this the next thread I saw was the link to this site: http://falseprofitskateboards.com/. What do you know
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Post by: brycickle on June 04, 2008, 09:23:04 AM

"Dude, I'll give you a hundered bucks and take you out to benihana's if you slide that 75 foot handrail. I'll give you 600 tries. I'll be back next week.  Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate." - Jason Lee




fixed.

And anything Pat Quirke has said ever, and he's said a lot of crazy shit to me in person too.

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Post by: Heshstallion on June 04, 2008, 11:53:57 AM
"when fly fishing starts in your bathroom, refresh!" gerwer, i think it was in thrasher shotgun
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Post by: Tuna on June 04, 2008, 11:12:30 PM
"Woah that was crazy, you hit the rail.....you tried to Feeble the rail!"
"you're on another level! Give this guy a raise, Eversole."
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Post by: Chief Super Butt Cheeks on June 05, 2008, 07:49:58 PM
"Why couldnt you just play around here and go around instead of breaking some wood." - Hokus Pokus

"I do the tricks not you!" - Gonz

"You wanna make a million dollars? You come to the baby!" - Vitural Reality
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Post by: HoovUCDC on June 05, 2008, 08:48:14 PM
"keep the noise down, i'm trying to get radical" - Gonz in Get Familiar i think

"my fuckin' wheel fell off" - AVE in Photosynthesis.
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Post by: natenola forever on June 07, 2008, 10:36:20 AM

"I have a better cab driver than you! You're in the back, I'm riding SHOTGUN!"
pretty much anything Reda says is fuckin classic material
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Post by: Gest on June 07, 2008, 11:16:31 AM
"heyy mark, this is chris avery filbing!"

ive been rewinding that part and emulating the cold voice for a couple years
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Post by: kevbo999 on June 08, 2008, 06:22:07 AM
"Hi i'm Louie i'm a Taurus"

I always though he said "tourist", but you may be right.
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Post by: who cares on June 08, 2008, 08:44:13 AM
"Cheesecake? Cheesecake."

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Post by: justintenney on June 08, 2008, 12:27:17 PM
"He tried to feeble the RAIL!!!" - the filmer
enjoi bag of suck
outtakes


"Under the ladder bitch, under the ladder" - Dustin Dollin
Baker Has a Deathwish
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Post by: shreddez on June 08, 2008, 02:57:32 PM
" I like to fall on my face, I like to hurt myself. I like everything"

JJ
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Post by: Binomial Nomenclature on June 08, 2008, 03:00:28 PM
"Hi i'm Louie i'm a Taurus"
hey girls
hey louie
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Post by: bbk on June 08, 2008, 04:15:41 PM
-Aah, that felt fuckin tasty, I'd like to do it again, yah ready?
-yeah, ready for it.... I think, I think he wants more



-we got a bunch of skateboarders here and they're getting hostile
-we're gettin hostile? when did I get hostile, I didn't, I havn't said one word
-get out of here, I don't want you here.
-okay.
-I dont want you here!
-okay...
-where do you want us?
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Post by: kevbo999 on June 08, 2008, 04:49:36 PM
IT'S REEEN BITCH!  IT'S REEEN REEEN!
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Post by: BriDen on June 09, 2008, 11:02:19 AM
We've got Dan Thompson downstairs if you need some photos. We've got crackheads outside if you need some crack.
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Post by: era on June 10, 2008, 12:27:33 AM
not sure if this one has been posted but, one of my favourite quotes is in the miami section of subtleties theres a quick cut to stefan sooo drunk in a  hotel room and he says something along the lines of "get away from me papparazzi".  makes me laugh everytime i see it.
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Post by: bumptobar on June 10, 2008, 03:09:58 PM
"Hes built to skate duuuuuude!"

Id love to put that whole quote up.


Since free your mind ive said "sweet parkin' tony" every time someone fucks up parking.
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Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on June 11, 2008, 07:25:21 PM
what video is it where drehobl is like "i just wanna fuckin kill myself" or something like that
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Post by: Tuna on June 11, 2008, 07:39:43 PM
what video is it where drehobl is like "i just wanna fuckin kill myself" or something like that

krooked kronichles
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Post by: ribbons on June 18, 2008, 05:31:38 PM
"See That?"
"yeah"
"Fukking Hurt"
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Post by: Jimmy909 on June 22, 2008, 04:33:22 AM
-where do you want us?
Yes, that was so good.
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Post by: Rusty Champignon on June 22, 2008, 01:00:56 PM
what video is it where drehobl is like "i just wanna fuckin kill myself" or something like that

krooked kronichles


"He's reckless, he's young, and he's totally insane."
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Post by: Cheapboarder on June 22, 2008, 03:06:55 PM
"FUCK!... BEAGLE..OW!"


Title: quote threead
Post by: tuque on June 29, 2008, 06:44:20 PM
"this aint skateboard territory,  skateboard territory's where the bars is at"
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Post by: SR Junky on June 29, 2008, 07:37:08 PM
"Hes built to skate duuuuuude!"

Id love to put that whole quote up.


Since free your mind ive said "sweet parkin' tony" every time someone fucks up parking.

and then I always thought it sounded kind of awkward when he said "Damn, yeah!" because it is for transworld.  Or is that actually something people say?
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Post by: reginald on June 30, 2008, 05:53:03 AM
TERRY KENNEDY ...

UCI ledge ... when this one dude shows up and terry was like: "he's like the white atiba, .... bla bla bla!"

dont remember all he said.

what video was it though?
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Post by: Allen. on June 30, 2008, 08:45:21 AM
TERRY KENNEDY ...

UCI ledge ... when this one dude shows up and terry was like: "he's like the white atiba, .... bla bla bla!"

dont remember all he said.

what video was it though?

It was in the Baker/Bootleg3 Promo at the end of their 2001 Summer Tour Video
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Post by: neko on June 30, 2008, 08:28:52 PM
[not reading every previous page, sorry for repeats]

"yabble dabble!"

"rippinG style, holmes!"

"i especially liked the flip of the board"

"can y'all tabletop?  can y'all helicopter?"

"where were we before we were here, Donny?"

"oh my god, mom, i'm famous!"

"look at the clouds, fool, look at the clouds!"

"it's called a grapefruit grind"

"that was the trick!  that was the fucking trick!"

"kids will be like, 'you skated good!' and i'll be like, 'i did not skate good'"
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Post by: heckler on July 03, 2008, 12:35:03 PM
"I'm on a slide right now... hold on, I'm gonna have to call you back"
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Post by: crapface on July 05, 2008, 09:16:22 AM
IT'S REEEN BITCH!  IT'S REEEN REEEN!
This cracks me up everytime I open this thread.
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Post by: Binomial Nomenclature on July 05, 2008, 08:51:25 PM
"roll until you're over, which is never, so you just roll forever"
"Rolling a skateboard forever, rolling dice forever, rolling in a wheelchair forever, rolling whatever forever"
-Darrell Stanton (Seriously missing the Darrell that used to ride for Real)
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Post by: BabyKillaSeason on July 12, 2008, 11:03:29 PM
"Dude that was like SO TIGHT!"

And whatever David Loy says in that Dewey from Malcolm in the middle voice to those security guards...

gimmie back my board!
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Post by: BabyKillaSeason on July 12, 2008, 11:05:11 PM
about to attack this double set yo!- mark gonzales

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Post by: Jimmy909 on July 14, 2008, 07:13:13 AM
IT'S REEEN BITCH!  IT'S REEEN REEEN!
That kid reminds me of Knox Godoy, therefore i hate him.
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Post by: cheep on July 14, 2008, 07:29:09 AM
"i wanna give shouts out to all the stinky bitches, i say fuck all you hoes"
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Post by: Tuna on July 14, 2008, 11:35:57 AM
IT'S REEEN BITCH!  IT'S REEEN REEEN!
That kid reminds me of Knox Godoy, therefore i hate him.

Thats because it is knox godoy.
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Post by: Darkmarc on July 19, 2008, 12:23:12 PM
"A centimeter, two feet... whatever shit. I didn't go to school that long."
 or

"You got the cape don't trip!" from the exact same scene other then those two pretty much anything the grange says.
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Post by: adumb on July 28, 2008, 08:25:57 PM
"DOUBLE PRIMO!"
screamed by Apples in Really Sorry after he pulls one on that steep ass bank
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Post by: oyolar on July 28, 2008, 11:23:39 PM
"DOUBLE PRIMO!"
screamed by Apples in Really Sorry after he pulls one on that steep ass bank

i thought he said "damn you primo" or "landed primo."
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Post by: Mark Snappleyard on July 28, 2008, 11:38:44 PM
I was always a fan of "YEAH!" or "OOOO!"
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Post by: Rampfoot on August 01, 2008, 01:16:30 PM
"Tits and clits."

"Let's go eat after this..."
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Post by: brycickle on August 14, 2008, 10:06:45 PM
"Muska!  It's Berraska!
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Post by: Menikimati408 on August 16, 2008, 12:52:48 PM
"Let me tell you a little story 'bout a man named Jed...." *laugh* *pass out*

Sweet Lou

yeah that one is a classic. another one that i like is caswell berry in bag of suck where he keeps on repeating," i never had a haircut in my life" while louie is cutting is hair.
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Post by: Gomez on August 19, 2008, 01:51:46 AM
" I love skateboarding, but it makes me the worst psycho-pathic maniac" -mike taylor
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Post by: Zurg on August 21, 2008, 11:35:31 AM
"I like skating, but NO ONE loves skating this much"
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Post by: MartinLedge on August 22, 2008, 09:45:26 PM
-"Say something to start off your section."
-"I am not gonna have a section."
-"Well see that just started it right there."

http://www.youtube.com/v/1HkXyGhqEIM&hl=en&fs=1
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Post by: oyolar on August 23, 2008, 11:05:53 AM
"When you see one-two, you know it's legit proof."-Chris Troy (i've used this one for drinking game so much)

"ROCKET!"-Koston in menikmati extras
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Post by: Jimmy909 on August 23, 2008, 03:07:27 PM
"Who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it...of course nobody did it, it's the mystery water"
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Post by: ollie ollie oxon free on August 23, 2008, 11:07:58 PM
"my cat can eat a whole watermelon"
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Post by: Gomez on August 24, 2008, 01:22:28 AM
"Oh shit! That nigga ain't no joke!" - Baker/Deathwish

So funny.  Who said it?  Sounds like Dollin.

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Post by: Jimmy909 on August 24, 2008, 01:31:27 AM
"Oh shit! That nigga ain't no joke!" - Baker/Deathwish

So funny.  Who said it?  Sounds like Dollin.
I thought it was TK
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Post by: Gomez on August 24, 2008, 01:45:31 AM
"Oh shit! That nigga ain't no joke!" - Baker/Deathwish

So funny.  Who said it?  Sounds like Dollin.
I thought it was TK
Maybe it was because it was a while ago and TK's voice wouldn't have been as deep as it is now.
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Post by: Bobbito on August 25, 2008, 10:37:09 PM
"I've been skating for 7 years for the past 3 years"
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Post by: tortugaD4YS on August 31, 2008, 02:19:04 PM
Cairo how many boards have you broken
-Idk but if (ramped) fucking sucks

the reason

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Post by: EricLogan on September 01, 2008, 11:45:18 PM
Cairo how many boards have you broken
-Idk but it (ramped) fucking sucks

the reason

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8uuu22cJFo4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen"

fixed bro
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Post by: Fongstarr. on September 03, 2008, 03:09:57 PM
It's your boy young una! - TK Deathwish vid
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Post by: Nonsense on September 11, 2008, 06:25:29 AM
"I just feel more chocolaty"
-Richard Mulder

People talking in sate videos pisses me off for the most part.
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Post by: CUM DUMPSTER on September 12, 2008, 01:24:49 PM
"Skateboarding is so Mental" - Chad Tim Tim
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Post by: Miadaskate on September 13, 2008, 01:37:16 PM
"My bad I was skating at the skatepark..." (Mike York, Hot Chocolate Tour)

"I'VE NEVER GOTTEN A HAIRCUT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!" (Caswell Berry, Bag Of Suck extras)

"How are you feeling?"
"I feel like shit. I've got a nice little tie-dyed blood shirt. Uhmm...Redbulls are losing their effect. There's a weird pain in my head but I don't know where it came from. My batteries dead in my car, I gotta jumpstart it. We have a 6 hour drive ahead of us. Life's looking lovely right now." (Richard Angelides,Transworld First Love)

"AHHGH!...............I fucked it up." (After Reynolds kickflip, This Is Skateboarding)

"I uhhh, my name is like I said, my name is Len. I astro-project. I astro-project. I go other places. I travel in time.....I'm sorry. I AM...I AM...ZERO...I AM...I AM" (Thrill Of It All)

"I'm goin to a Sugar Ray concert next week"
"What kind of music do you listen to?"
"....hip-hop." (Richard Mulder, Hot Chocolate)

"I FUCKING HATE RAILS!!!" (Kerry Getz, Skate More)

"Handplant!" (Biebel, Fully Flared)

"Ellington is green as shit, kid! For satan right here!" (Lizard King, Baker Has A Deathwish)

"See this 12-pack? It's gonna be a zero pack, bitch!" (TK & Greco, Baker Has A Deathwish)

"Hey, they're bitin' your style, man!"
"Yes! Yes! That's FUCKING......FANTASTIC!" (Ali Boulala, Sorry)

"Fuck you Rodney" (Jeremy Klein & Rodney Mullen, Rubbish Heap)

"You've been told so many times not to come here and you won't listen. Why do you guys think you can do this? Is this a skateboard park?"
"Is this a Go-Kart park?"
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!" (And Now)

"BUTTERED POPCORN!" (One of the KOTR videos, 2005 or 2006 I think)

"What you wanna do is you wanna chop-chop the 180 Ollie" (Diego from a Thrasher Trick Tip video)













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Post by: Gest on September 13, 2008, 05:35:56 PM
"my cat can eat a whole watermelon"
god that was so funny when i first saw it, god i forget the name of the actual movie but its so good.

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Post by: ige on September 15, 2008, 01:22:34 PM
"Make me look skinny" in a really awkward voice, haha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csb-zJgKbbM (0:30)
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Post by: blizzy on September 15, 2008, 06:50:27 PM
"we got rick the howard never a coward up in here right now and he just wants to let you guys know hell be skating later"
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Post by: AK47 on September 15, 2008, 09:39:44 PM
"Spitfire wheels fuckin' suck!"

From the "Spitfire" vid. It was a random skater who said that to John Cardiel, then ending up getting his ass kicked by Cardiel.


"Frank, Frank, could, could you not smoke weed in the hotel room tonight, cuz I couldn't skate good today"

Julien Stranger to Frank Gerwer in "Anti-Hero- Cash Money Vagrant".

"Yeah... Tony's good, if your in the market for a poorman's Koston"

Eric Koston on Tony Tave in "Circa- It's Time".


Hahaha, gotta go through some vids and catch some funny shit now.
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Post by: kyleishere on September 17, 2008, 01:35:29 PM
"ain'tno lion came from no tiga and ain't no tiga came from no lion. they're two different animals in two different areas.  lions eat cantaloupes that run around an african bush. tigers eat people that ride on toppa elephants.
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Post by: ribbons on September 20, 2008, 08:14:45 PM
"BANG my board you know, then its like..go skateboarding and its like..../aww i shouldnt even say last try"

"Yo dude i'll drive, its my turn to drive ;D"
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Post by: ribbons on September 20, 2008, 08:22:29 PM
--"how many of those a day?"
  "at least six *BURP* maybe twelve"   - Ramp Champ

--"not fukking doing that again that wassssketchy"  - Gnarly Rowley, Really Sorry

--"crap crap crap...uhhhi didnt..really wanna land that one anyway"- koston YEAH RIGHT! Extras

--"but, who cares bout that, cos wer'll into street skating aint we wueehuhuhuh" --Sex Pistol
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Post by: yourshocker on September 30, 2008, 10:16:22 PM
Lizard King and Adam Dyet say GREEN ROOM in most of their videos


Ali Boulala "my has is out"
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Post by: mr. otsu on October 01, 2008, 08:09:29 AM
"Who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it...of course nobody did it, it's the mystery water"

C'MON, YO!
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Post by: gordon bombay on October 01, 2008, 09:50:12 AM
"put the butter on"

don't remember who said it, but it was in tactical manual and i still say it haha
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Post by: oyolar on October 01, 2008, 02:14:16 PM
Ali Boulala "my has is out"

"i had a hard day, at the office."
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Post by: yourshocker on October 01, 2008, 02:19:58 PM
"he put's the capital B in THE BOSS N***A"  TK

"See these little dots Ty? That means it's raining."  M.J.

"When i ask what tricks you got have an answer for me." Owen Wilson "Yeah Right"

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Post by: sal23 on October 08, 2008, 11:28:54 AM
"its like when you listen to jazz. your in the miles davis section and you look over and see kenny g. You know it shouldnt be there but it is. Thats how the X games is related to skateboarding" - Jason dill feedback bonusssss
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Post by: Binomial Nomenclature on October 11, 2008, 04:22:30 PM
scene in credits of PJLWHL, getting kicked out of a spot:
"what did i tell you last week?"
"uh, that my hair looked nice"


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Post by: Tarquin on October 11, 2008, 04:43:12 PM
scene in credits of PJLWHL, getting kicked out of a spot:
"what did i tell you last week?"
"uh, that my hair looked nice"




I like that one it always made me laugh
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Post by: masturskater on October 18, 2008, 09:39:17 PM
"do you have insurance?"
"i'm covered by medicare"

actually any gonz quote is pretty much gold.

"i'll give you $2 if you get it down."
"ok"
(kid gets the board down)
"aaaahhhh!  two bucks"
(checks pockets, turns to filmer)
"you got two bucks?"

"i was thinkin about doin nollie kickflip"
"and then how would you flip it?"
"with your foot!  with your fuckin foot dumbass!!"
"i didn't see how you flip it though.  your foot didn't do anything.."
"SHUT UP!!"

"if you're gonna do nose wheelies, fuckin do nose wheelie bro"

"what do you think about when you're doin it?"
"what do i think about?"
"yea"
"harvey keitel"
"
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Post by: skimthefat on October 20, 2008, 05:23:26 AM
"ouch, that was my body"

lady- "we've got a lot of elderly people here and it just irratates them a lot okay, so you've got to take note for private propert okay?"
tony silva - "so... what are you trying to say?"

"i've never had a haircut in my entire life let alone a shaved head"
"ive never had a shaved head in my entire life!"

"who farted?"
"i did"
*classic caswell laugh*

"i'm bufffff!!!!!!!!!"

"you got your yager"

"motherfucker, you hit me in the fucking leg"
"i did not"
"give me one more try!"

baker 3 just has endless amounts of funny shit
same with bag of suck

"smoke time"

"butterballs for jerry"

fuck, i'm trying to remember the funny shit louie, cas and mj say. damn they crack me up.

"yo homie get that yellow balance!!"
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Post by: masturskater on October 20, 2008, 06:55:12 AM
"FUCK!!!  MY ASS!!!"
"i don't wanna fuck your ass"
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Post by: xi3388 on October 20, 2008, 12:40:45 PM
"you're doing it all wrong, you're like out here D00D"
"no i'm on top, i'm like my... I do the pivot the correct way"
"no i don't think so"
"DUDE YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS BACK TO SCHOOL, WATCH MY FUCKING ..*drops in*.. PARTY!!!"

krooked kronichles - dan drehbol


"boss of the boss, boss of the boss"
"he put the capital B in boss nigga"

baker 3 - tk
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Post by: skimthefat on October 20, 2008, 05:15:30 PM
"i just scream like a little bitch when jerry skates"
marc johnson, bag of suck
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Post by: oldeath on October 21, 2008, 03:36:48 PM
white balance?
more like yellow balance.

im an artist go away
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Post by: Tarquin on October 21, 2008, 03:38:58 PM
"my mind is a garden"
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Post by: ribbons on October 28, 2008, 06:38:11 PM
"Oh my god look at my finger.............ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.........(SLOWED DOWN) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUMMMM"
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Post by: kevbo999 on November 03, 2008, 03:31:35 PM
I love clenching my teeth and saying in my gruffest voice "Yo what's good it's ya boy slim thugga da boss ya watching It's Fern."
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Post by: carlwinslow on November 07, 2008, 05:39:27 AM
abp? but heath talking to that cop at the beginning of his part in the emerica video is pretty epic
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Post by: creamcheese on November 18, 2008, 01:59:56 PM
weed saves lives
Braydon Szafranski in BAker 3
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Post by: Jimmy909 on November 18, 2008, 05:11:26 PM
abp? but heath talking to that cop at the beginning of his part in the emerica video is pretty epic
that was sick. "Where do you want us?"
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Post by: Nas on November 18, 2008, 11:02:28 PM
this was in a mikey taylor compilation i found on youtube. sorry if it was already posted, wasn't trynda read through 8 pages at this hour.

Berra(sitting in back of van)-"who's driving right now?!"
Mikey Taylor(Driving)-"Mikey!"
Berra-"its so weird that your driving right now"
Mikey Taylor- "I'm killin it though, right?!"
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Post by: sal23 on November 18, 2008, 11:58:54 PM
this was in a mikey taylor compilation i found on youtube. sorry if it was already posted, wasn't trynda read through 8 pages at this hour.

Berra(sitting in back of van)-"who's driving right now?!"
Mikey Taylor(Driving)-"Mikey!"
Berra-"its so weird that your driving right now"
Mikey Taylor- "I'm killin it though, right?!"
HAHAHA
i need to see this..
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Post by: kyleishere on November 23, 2008, 07:45:29 AM
"fuck, i did not come here to break your fucking fisheye mayne."- jesus fernandez, FF
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Post by: Canuck on November 23, 2008, 06:06:25 PM
"I feel like my ankle is dangling by a piece of bone marrow"

Carroll in Modus
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Post by: california love on November 25, 2008, 03:53:28 AM
clyde singleton in the aesthetics video:

"YOU GOT CHICKEN STAINS ON YO SHIRT!"

asian lady: "Im married"
clyde: "To what, tobacco!?"
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Post by: skimthefat on November 25, 2008, 04:35:47 AM
clyde singleton in the aesthetics video:

"YOU GOT CHICKEN STAINS ON YO SHIRT!"

asian lady: "Im married"
clyde: "To what, tobacco!?"

haha, that's so good. i'm gonna watch that tonight, thankyou!
what else does he say to that chinese dude?

"dude, i'm gonna jump on my skateboard and terrorize this shit man!"
"FUCKING TERRORIZE IT ARGHHHH"
"take it like a man mothefucker"
"no, no hacky sack sponsorship, noooo"

haha, so many good quotes in super champion funzone. there's four from the gonz off the top of my head. rick howard's a funny dude, too. when he's explaining his violet diaherra, bahahaha.
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Post by: Mark Snappleyard on December 06, 2008, 12:38:53 PM
"Owww!"
"Ahhh!"
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Post by: City of Drunken Totems on December 06, 2008, 11:21:19 PM
"Owww!"
"Ahhh!"
"FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK"
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Post by: anblue on December 08, 2008, 06:52:00 PM
i got hit by a mac truck last night
ha chomp was such a great movie fuckin scumbag bastards
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Post by: GIRL Workshop B on December 08, 2008, 07:31:29 PM
"Can I get an Ollie Pop? Ollie Pop, Ollie pop"
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Post by: tysj! on December 09, 2008, 11:19:19 AM
"Owww!"
"Ahhh!"
"FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK"

My fav: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnzz6Td2yH4

OH YAAAAH!
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Post by: Landshark on December 09, 2008, 12:45:14 PM

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My fav: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnzz6Td2yH4

OH YAAAAH!
[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHA

It was filmed by the Cool Aid jug.
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Post by: Narcissus on December 09, 2008, 12:58:17 PM
not even all the caffeine is this cup of coffee could prepare you for the intensity in this next 411 wheels of fortune...All hail the brothers Pappas, Tas and Ben.

-----

Scott Johnston is the rippingest skater in town!
SJ's like my favorite skater dude.

-----

Not a quote so much, but the song in Balance in the World of Chaos...

JTMR: what's gonna pop off?

-----

Koston with a K?  this whole thing is golden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFkzjRrvHYI

-----

Also super hyped on all the sound bites from mixtape...

--your stance is firm, your jump is powerful, it's really excellent...

--the idea of style and competing for the best style is the key to all forms of rocking

--shit, i got styles already that's more complex that nobody know about....(wild style)
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Post by: Gest on December 09, 2008, 03:03:50 PM
juliens science experiment dialogue in spitfire
jason dills "shoots another guy, really fast" stuff in mosaic
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Post by: anblue on December 13, 2008, 11:40:06 AM
Reda "scumbag bastards" and "cmon yo" in chomp
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Post by: JockoHomo on December 19, 2008, 02:03:45 PM
"carter, it is fucking friday, the fucking tenth."

"off the NOSE!"
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Post by: Anti Krooked on December 21, 2008, 02:20:56 PM
"You can take something thats just pure thought and you can make it reality"  Marc Johnson Modus Operandi
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Post by: ribbons on December 22, 2008, 05:40:37 PM
mj seems to like to think hes a philosopher, then again, maybe thats just the image i got from his mulititude of inane nonsensical rambles
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Post by: Pmag on December 28, 2008, 11:00:55 AM
"Fuck you Baca" - Lizard King mid kickflip in Pig - Slaughterhouse.
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Post by: Wood Pusher on March 17, 2009, 05:38:22 PM
"Yeah I know how to skateboard, you know why? Because I invented the skateboard, I am....Surfer Dude!"
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Post by: COTG 2.0 on March 17, 2009, 11:02:15 PM
i really cant hear the first try type quote without thinking of javier's kickflip back noseblunt ender
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Post by: RAWR on March 18, 2009, 06:23:30 PM
"Fucking with my Z-Rollers" - Ricky Oyola
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Post by: COTG 2.0 on March 18, 2009, 11:29:15 PM
when the shane cross el toro first try nosegrind comes out someone will probably yell a first try type quote
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Post by: Zurg on March 20, 2009, 09:11:27 AM
so sick styleeeeeee

LOL. Momentum?

"It's crazy like" will always be in my heart. His whole speech, pretty much.

I think in PJWHL some lady ask's a dude: "what did I tell you guys yesterday" or something along those lines, and then the guy replies: "Uuuuhh...that my hair looks nice?" Someone confirm. It'd be awesome.

Confirmed.
Some lady's witnissing someone off camera kicking them out
Guy - "What did I tell you guys yesterday?"
Lady - "No way!"
Filmer - "Uhhh that my hair looks nice"
Guy - "No."

"What am I doing? IM SITTING HERE"

"I want to see them try something sooooo dangerous, that it actually threatens their lives"

"I mean I LOVE SKATING! BUT NOBODY LIKES SKATING THIS MUCH!"

that video is so great, i really need to find my dvd or steal someone elses
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Post by: 0.2 GTOC on March 20, 2009, 11:26:35 AM
mj seems to like to think hes a philosopher, then again, maybe thats just the image i got from his mulititude of inane nonsensical rambles

i would love to hang out with mj...i want him to do back tail b/s 180 to front tail on those benches he did back tail shove front nose on in his last thrasher interview
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Post by: Wood Pusher on March 20, 2009, 12:12:10 PM
one 360, two 360s, three 360s?, four 360s..."
-gonz

"Wassup Philly!?!?"

"Yeah he did it! About time he got it! This is the good news! This kid had found a 20 dollar bill in his ???"
Anyone know what the kid said after "in his?"
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Post by: delta9 on March 21, 2009, 05:54:08 AM
"arto sucks"

"such a loooosa"
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Post by: Canuck on March 21, 2009, 11:11:55 AM
"he's the kinda kid that just stands there and does a 360 flip... and he's not really looking at his board"
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Post by: TheDraught on April 04, 2009, 04:48:25 PM
"weak ollies are a global problem"

(in the subtitles, Public Domain)
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Post by: Home Skillet on April 13, 2009, 07:22:38 AM
"Fucking with my Z-Rollers" - Ricky Oyola
Plan B Questionable.  Danny Way was fuckin with Oyola.
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Post by: Home Skillet on April 13, 2009, 07:23:45 AM
"weak ollies are a global problem"

(in the subtitles, Public Domain)
Daa
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Post by: scorpion1001 on April 21, 2009, 08:34:19 AM
Shane Heyl in Baker 3 - "Grab My Nuts" when hes coming up from the split-looking position in the beginning of the friends section
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Post by: Mr_Snickers on April 23, 2009, 07:45:14 AM
"Under the ladder, bitch, under the ladder!" - Dustin Dollin in Baker has a Deathwish
"I was driving past burger king the other day, they had a now hiring sign in the window..." TK in Baker 3 (Menu Selection)
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Post by: kvanmaanen on April 26, 2009, 09:19:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc-TUqSRTRQ

"fakie tre down nine and then he locked a kid in trunk, I kid you not"
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Post by: slappiehappie on May 06, 2009, 03:06:09 PM
MJ - jeron is contributing to the delinquency of a major
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Post by: Hola on July 02, 2009, 07:01:07 AM
"Where were we before we came here Donny?"

from Jump Off a Building
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Post by: 13callsBS on July 02, 2009, 07:31:43 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ve7CvrVmxN4&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ve7CvrVmxN4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

   :06 to :30
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Post by: yeahbro on July 04, 2009, 10:46:52 PM
one 360, two 360s, three 360s?, four 360s..."
-gonz

"Wassup Philly!?!?"

"Yeah he did it! About time he got it! This is the good news! This kid had found a 20 dollar bill in his ???"
Anyone know what the kid said after "in his?"
pretty sure he says 20 dollar bill in the street.
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Post by: Gnarfunkell on July 11, 2009, 02:52:44 PM
"Get me some chef boyardee"

"Thats my favorite"

Not something somebody said but its a text

"Happy birthday nigga, I'm gonna get buck for you tonight and eat jerky out of a girls ass"
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Post by: edbrah on July 12, 2009, 09:53:09 PM
"No the heat is what burns it!" - Frank Grewer, beauty and the beast, retard edit.

"Basically i've got two minutes of footage but im not using any of it because its already been done in 411 issue number 52"  - own wilson

"I got a GOLD CHAIIIIN" - BA miming the words in the retard edit, beauty and the beast

"...im over it" - carroll, after throwing his board back into the water in yeah right

"That hurt so fucking much" - johnny layton, after eating shit on a rail in the credits of suffer the joy (maybe good and evil cant remember)

"Slappies are really just 95 % attitude and 5% ability" - Koston, in a tribe called mapquest tour video
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Post by: popsiclesandskatin on July 13, 2009, 09:47:39 AM
he fuckin grinded to next teusday! -reda one step beyond
viva la....shit-somedude in kotr
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Post by: Albinskejt on July 14, 2009, 05:32:52 PM
-You got a license to make these movies ?

- Yepp

- Can i see your license

- Nope.

Best thing ever.
Title: Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
Post by: Rafiki on July 15, 2009, 04:37:08 PM
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Title: Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
Post by: c. 1995 on July 19, 2009, 07:23:26 AM
"Is that a far away camera?"
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Post by: waskO on August 31, 2009, 05:06:50 PM
(Slams) "Fuckin Jereme Rogers"
"We thought it'd be a good idea to maybe put on some music, turn off the lights, and hopefully have a makeout party."
-Caswell Berry, TMA Bonus Round
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Post by: zipzinger666 on August 31, 2009, 09:21:46 PM
Uhhhhhhhh!!!! thirty eighth try bitch what!!!!!!

Jerrod Saba, Colorado friends section, Through Being Nice
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Post by: TheDraught on September 26, 2009, 06:34:37 AM
Where do you wanna go next?

Wallows!

(lots of laughter)

Wallows! You've just been to Wallows!
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Post by: FROST YOUR TIPS on September 28, 2009, 12:00:22 AM
ender in this vid!

so sick styyyyooo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmqw4jkdzik
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Post by: gutterhead. on October 04, 2009, 08:07:19 PM
"Jesus Christ." in jeff stevens' intro in a happy medium
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Post by: ScreamingHand on October 09, 2009, 08:24:41 AM
please keep the noise down, im trying to get radical. thank you - gonz - get fam
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Post by: Mad Lauder on October 17, 2009, 11:49:14 PM
"your fucked carrol your fucked"-  rick howard

That sounds like koston to me.
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Post by: tonysean on October 21, 2009, 06:03:10 PM
"He disastered that last step. Is that a trick?"
-Gonz
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Post by: BriDen on October 21, 2009, 06:09:21 PM
"He disastered that last step. Is that a trick?"
-Gonz
Uhhh, Phelps?



"your fucked carrol your fucked"-  rick howard

That sounds like koston to me.
My favorite Koston quote ever is in the Menikmati bonus where he's trying the back noseblunt nollie heel out, lands grip-side down and just matter-of-factly says "That's the wrong side..."
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Post by: wuust on October 24, 2009, 05:34:54 AM
"no you don't"
the small black kid after reynolds flip melon

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Post by: Beer Wizard on October 27, 2009, 05:02:10 PM
"I'm pro."
-Gonz
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Post by: alrightythen on October 28, 2009, 02:26:15 AM
"no you don't"
the small black kid after reynolds flip melon


Is that from the end where they slomo his voice and it sounds all tweaked?
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Post by: wuust on October 28, 2009, 11:13:21 AM
yep
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Post by: BriDen on October 31, 2009, 09:47:37 PM
"fuck!" who knows that one? Hint:person is frustrated...

Me, every time I read one of your posts.
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Post by: Goblinshark on November 01, 2009, 02:41:07 PM
"Geoff lets fuckin get outa here I fell cause of fred's gay ootfit."
-appleyard
Title: Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
Post by: yeahisaidit on November 13, 2009, 08:24:48 PM
this probably has been posted but i like this one.

"who didit?! who didit?! who didit?! who didit?! who did it?!"
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Post by: ice nine on November 14, 2009, 02:42:30 PM
fuck man i just want to fucking kill myself right now i hate fucking everything
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Post by: baconeggandcheese on November 16, 2009, 03:33:51 PM
"is it a go-kart park?" - melcher
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Post by: Mein Fuhrer! I can walk! on January 10, 2010, 01:49:54 AM
I didn't read everything but:
"aahw !! that was my body" Fowler-Cataclysmic Abyss
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Post by: rawbertson. on January 12, 2010, 10:22:44 AM
NO RULES
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Post by: Dragon Slayer on January 15, 2010, 10:02:25 AM
all the dialogue in that one old Shorty's video where the Muska is like saying shit about why he picked them for the team all puts a smile on my face.
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Post by: alrightythen on February 07, 2010, 08:29:08 AM
Like one time at eight i was like......but i like i just fucking held it in and FUCKING TOOK SOME WATER DOWN BABYYYYY!!!!!!!!

-tosh
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Post by: eastern on February 21, 2010, 06:56:32 PM
"if you fall, then start going again and half way through you line yell 'fuck' for the fall that you fell 5 minutes before" -Danny to Colin in the Questionable credits
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Post by: c. 1995 on February 24, 2010, 05:42:57 PM
I'm gonna beat this goddam street sweeper
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Post by: mock nugget on February 26, 2010, 04:36:36 PM
"break ya leg, i hope god makes you break ya leg right now!"  -church guy at satva lueng, welcome to hell

"get on your shred stick and get ill"  -bryce kanights voiceover, sick boys

"twanked my elbow, danked my wrist...shoulder's begeeged"  -ray underhill, animal chin

"no way, you coulda got electroshocked"  -gonz

and i can't think of just one from tim o'conners voiceover section in mosaic, but some that stick with me are

"stefan's got that stoney-man style"
"ha ha it's me poppalardo, i got yer back!"
"kerry getz, has got a small actual head"
"oh god danny, oh god danny"
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Post by: ebdanvers on March 03, 2010, 10:52:54 PM
"I do the tricks not you!" -Gonz yelling at his shoe in Real to Reel

"Man, we aint found shit" -Black guy in Spaceballs after combing the dessert with an afro pick 
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Post by: DrinkSmokeFight on March 10, 2010, 07:01:30 AM
Cataclysmic Abyss

"talk about stick" - Fowler

Beware of Sasquatch

old dude: "i wish my son was as tough as you"
gravette: "hah, sparta"

great answer by gravette.
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Post by: Geoffs Nightmare on March 22, 2010, 05:58:38 AM
"Where are you going..?"

"That was tight!"

Lavar 20 Shot.
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Post by: oyolar on March 22, 2010, 09:07:41 PM

"ha ha it's me poppalardowenning, i got yer back!"

Title: Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
Post by: heckler on March 23, 2010, 07:34:04 AM
"No skateboarding!"

"Couple more tries?"

-Vince de Valle
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Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on March 24, 2010, 05:00:32 AM
'all of a sudden jahmal gets on top of the caddilac, started doin' a headspin'
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Post by: Geoffs Nightmare on March 24, 2010, 09:24:01 AM
"Next thing you know Bjork is flipping tables over and Kenny Anderson is getting called to the dance floor to do backspins"

Probably not those exact words, but the previous had me bugging on the similarity.
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Post by: mock nugget on March 28, 2010, 04:23:12 PM

"ha ha it's me poppalardowenning, i got yer back!"


Yeah I know what you're thinking of, but the quote I was talking about is at the end during the credits, someone, maybe selego, ollies over a bump to bar, then poppalardo does it too, and tim o'conner says it in this funny high voice.
Title: Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
Post by: relevant to my intrests on March 28, 2010, 04:27:53 PM
He has been flirting with the girl in makeup..no no but she likes him though. -Gonz
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Post by: dylan makes me wet on April 03, 2010, 02:12:51 PM
'it's a lovely day
the birds are singing
the sun is shining
what more can you ask for'
combined with ben raemers' lisping prepubescent voice it's hilarious (this and that)

and
'you be cautious sunshine. the last time somebody opened that door they were pogoing around the world for a month. and they only started 3 shoe companies and wore long socks with shorts!'
bob sanderson
heel toe magic
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Post by: Doritos And Coke on April 03, 2010, 05:43:58 PM
Were getting hostile?
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Post by: oyolar on April 04, 2010, 03:05:25 PM

"ha ha it's me poppalardowenning, i got yer back!"


Yeah I know what you're thinking of, but the quote I was talking about is at the end during the credits, someone, maybe selego, ollies over a bump to bar, then poppalardo does it too, and tim o'conner says it in this funny high voice.

Oh yeah. I remember. Sorry then.
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Post by: friendly dave on April 08, 2010, 10:36:13 AM
"He gave me the biggest high five, with a big ol bag of weed in his hand, and was like 'i'm giving you a shoe baby'"
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Post by: therealmario on April 27, 2010, 07:16:56 AM
"Let me tell you a little story 'bout a man named Jed...." *laugh* *pass out*

Sweet Lou
seriously the best! ^

my 2nd favorite is when tk 5-0s a handrail hits the wall then takes his check out of his backpocket..."thats why the fuck i got this mothafucka!"
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Post by: steve_lurkle on April 30, 2010, 11:30:23 PM
Skate the bowl?
Skate the bowl?
I can't skate the bowl, I'm fucked up!
So I shreded the fuck out of the bowl right,
and went back to the dude and was like, skating on acids the best.

-Lizard King, Deathwish summer tour.
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Post by: Davy on May 03, 2010, 08:50:54 PM
"LOOOKKK OOUUTTT FFFOORRR THEE WWWALLKKNNG TREEEESSS"-Gerwer, Beauty and the Beast
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Post by: Useless Wooden Bench on May 04, 2010, 02:20:10 AM
"Yo man you've been skateboarding... how long you been skateboarding for?"
"Yo like two years shiiit"

*cue dreams never end by new order for the third or fourth time*
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Post by: assholo on December 28, 2016, 01:29:20 PM
I'm lokking for the video where Gonz says (paraphrase): 'Somethimes my moves are so agressive, it bums me out (laughs)'

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Post by: shark tits on December 28, 2016, 01:33:50 PM
'are you alan peterson?'
'yeah. how'd ya know that?'

consolidated number one^ and that's how me and my buddy have started phone calls for almost 20 yrs...... our other one is
'i want your fuckin name and number because i think my fuckin ankle's broke'
'get em daryll!'
^corporate broad injured by chief on heavy metal
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Post by: Andrew on December 28, 2016, 06:10:43 PM
I'm lokking for the video where Gonz says (paraphrase): 'Somethimes my moves are so agressive, it bums me out (laughs)'



adidas interview with Mark Gonzales (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpmJY_aAIoM#)

2:25
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Post by: handsclapanin on January 16, 2017, 11:56:12 AM
Me and my friends will still yell out "100 bucks, 100 bucks" when something dope goes down ala when Karem does that big bs flip in the world warehouse at the end of his new world order part.
Another one i'll throw out on the regular "oh my god this guy is going off, going off, going off" in Australian accent when someone is ripping like the announcer in eight when t hawk is tearing that ramp apart.
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Post by: shark tits on January 16, 2017, 12:03:40 PM
speaking of australian accents, kind of everything jason ellis says is memorable
'me and huffy in a ferrari'
'sick footage from the ellis cam'
'god! turn out the lights, god! thanks'
'shark heart! eat the heart of a shark!'
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Post by: Durndle on January 16, 2017, 09:27:39 PM
"watch your facial structure"
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Post by: shit_for_brains on January 17, 2017, 05:39:59 AM
Anytime anyone points a camera at me I do the 411 intro "My name is ______ and I'm ___ years old I'm from ______ and I ride for _______" and then people stop pointing cameras at me
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Post by: JB on January 17, 2017, 11:53:11 AM
"FUCK!!!  MY ASS!!!"
"i don't wanna fuck your ass"

what was this one from? my friend had the video and we used to say it to each other, but im drawing a total blank.
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Post by: Rein on January 19, 2017, 02:35:12 AM
'Geoff, let's fucking get out of here, I fell cause of Freds gay OOOUfit' - Apples in Sorry
'Do yo thing hippy!' - Biebel in FF
'GIMME YOUR FUCKING WALLET'



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Post by: g.i.s.m. on January 19, 2017, 03:40:18 PM
My Fucking Butthole
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Post by: MOE SYZLAK on January 19, 2017, 03:53:13 PM
I always hear some guy saying ''Ol Red" or something like that when Rattray does that stalefish over the hip in Dying to live
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Post by: jomeara1 on January 19, 2017, 04:14:13 PM
'Geoff, let's fucking get out of here, I fell cause of Freds gay OOOUfit' - Apples in Sorry

This is one of the funniest quotes/ moments in a video.

Can you guess this one?:

"Fuckin amateur hour..with the girl team.  Two new fuckin kids and....they're brand new we just picked them up off the lot.  They can't figure out how to get off this fuckin ledge and over the stairs."
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Post by: MOE SYZLAK on January 31, 2017, 06:16:27 PM
'Geoff, let's fucking get out of here, I fell cause of Freds gay OOOUfit' - Apples in Sorry

This is one of the funniest quotes/ moments in a video.

Can you guess this one?:

"Fuckin amateur hour..with the girl team.?  Two new fuckin kids and....they're brand new we just picked them up off the lot.?  They can't figure out how to get off this fuckin ledge and over the stairs."
Its Sherm from Yes we Canada.