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Title: ey, halp
Post by: (.)(.) on November 30, 2007, 05:27:29 PM

does anyone have that .gif of the raptor jesus and the kids going crazy and crying?
i know somone has it as there sig i think

Title: Re: ey, halp
Post by: clay on November 30, 2007, 05:45:12 PM

Well my first gay experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards o so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.
Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

Title: Re: ey, halp
Post by: somekid on November 30, 2007, 06:34:53 PM

i had it as my sig, but...

here it is with beautiful music.

http://raptorjesuscamp.ytmnd.com/

Title: Re: ey, halp
Post by: Mizzerk on November 30, 2007, 06:54:30 PM

here

http://i15.tinypic.com/6oll5hy.gif

Title: Re: ey, halp
Post by: somekid on November 30, 2007, 07:03:38 PM

thanks, man.
my sig is fixed, thanks to mizzerk.

Title: Re: ey, halp
Post by: max power on November 30, 2007, 08:06:57 PM

i just noticed the girl with the box of tissues standing behind them hahaha great.

Title: Re: ey, halp
Post by: rocklobster on December 01, 2007, 09:31:29 AM

Quote from: clay on November 30, 2007, 05:45:12 PM

Well my first gay experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards o so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.
Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

errrrrrrrrr..... ok good for you???