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Title: hey
Post by: tonycoxhox on November 30, 2007, 10:57:11 PM
any virgins on slap?

 just wonderin'

thanks

Title: Re: hey
Post by: Warren on November 30, 2007, 11:02:02 PM
Bravo on the non stop prying into others lives.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: marty. on November 30, 2007, 11:02:30 PM
been tryIn to meet chu
mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmmmm

Yeah, I really have nothing of relevance to add here, besides to say that I am not one.
I just wanted to get the Pixies reference in there before someone beat me to it.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: marty. on November 30, 2007, 11:15:46 PM
Dammit. Tony what's up? You were lurking in this thread for like ten minutes, and I kept refreshing, thinking there was gonna be some awesome Tony sex post any minute, and then you just leave without posting anything? I'm bummed.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: MFS on November 30, 2007, 11:24:14 PM
im sure there are plenty, getting them to fess up would be impossible.
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Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on November 30, 2007, 11:35:35 PM
(http://nalts.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/nerd.jpg)
my secret identity
Title: Re: hey
Post by: Mizzerk on December 01, 2007, 12:01:26 AM
I'm one. I just suck at pretty much everything
Title: Re: hey
Post by: Sony MDR V2 headphones on December 01, 2007, 06:02:48 AM
Holla.

I'm super awkward in real life.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: CigaretteBeer on December 01, 2007, 07:54:22 AM
I didn't kiss a girl or have sex until I was 19.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: Slimer on December 01, 2007, 08:38:02 AM
(http://nalts.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/nerd.jpg)
my secret identity

Nigga, the only thing you will be busting, is my left nut on to your eye.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 01, 2007, 10:20:48 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 :P  :o  ;D  :D
Title: Re: hey
Post by: Sherlock on December 01, 2007, 10:48:15 AM
I didn't kiss a girl or have sex until I was 19.
Damn, i thought it was awkward i didnt make out til i was 15
Title: Re: hey
Post by: jf on December 01, 2007, 11:09:00 AM
damn! the slimer account is fucking hillarious!

get em slimer!
Title: Re: hey
Post by: grimcity on December 01, 2007, 11:19:13 AM
I lost mine willingly, while drunk, by a chick that was legally too old to take it (not a teacher, unfortunately).
Nearly every dude I know was loaded when he finally got some. Anyway, if you're old enough to read this, you should go out right now and get rid of that pesky old virginity. Abstinence is unnatural and retarded.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: rocklobster on December 01, 2007, 11:23:48 AM
I lost mine willingly, while drunk, by a chick that was legally too old to take it (not a teacher, unfortunately).
Nearly every dude I know was loaded when he finally got some. Anyway, if you're old enough to read this, you should go out right now and get rid of that pesky old virginity. Abstinence is unnatural and retarded.

wise words...
Title: Re: hey
Post by: RadRacing on December 01, 2007, 11:46:32 AM
i dont understand how you can be a virgin with how girls are now. its fucking gross, girls really do feel under pressure to put out or whatever.

I guess thanks to you dudes that pressure girls and make them feel bad about not being on your dick constantly i cant take a girl out for dennys without having both her hands down my pants. not always a good thing.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: WonkaBar on December 01, 2007, 12:09:04 PM
i dont understand how you can be a virgin with how girls are now. its fucking gross, girls really do feel under pressure to put out or whatever.

I guess thanks to you dudes that pressure girls and make them feel bad about not being on your dick constantly i cant take a girl out for dennys without having both her hands down my pants. not always a good thing.

way to sneak in getting played with at denny's. haven't we all been there before?

i'll agree many girls are tainted nowadays but that doesn't mean there isn't a right way to meet a girl play hide the salami.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: Chris Hansen on December 01, 2007, 12:25:02 PM
I just hope you're all keeping things 18+ here. It's a beautiful thing for two consenting adults to copulate, but it's a different story when a grown man preys on a young boy or girl using the world wide web. I'm Chris Hansen, I've seen things you wouldn't understand. Losing the V-card is something no child should ever know about. The only foreign objects that should penetrate a young child's orifices are G.I. Joes while playing in a bath tub and learning about their own bodies on their own terms, or in some cases a pediatrician might need to check things out under the hood, and that's alright with me too. I'm Chris Hansen.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: Guile on December 01, 2007, 12:27:19 PM
I just hope you're all keeping things 18+ here. It's a beautiful thing for two consenting adults to copulate, but it's a different story when a grown man preys on a young boy or girl using the world wide web. I'm Chris Hansen, I've seen things you wouldn't understand. Losing the V-card is something no child should ever know about. The only foreign objects that should penetrate a young child's orifices are G.I. Joes while playing in a bath tub and learning about their own bodies on their own terms, or in some cases a pediatrician might need to check things out under the hood, and that's alright with me too. I'm Chris Hansen.

that was the most touching shit since "the lion king".
Title: Re: hey
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 01, 2007, 12:29:01 PM
im sure some of those guys on "how to catch a predator" are pretty touching
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Post by: clay on December 01, 2007, 12:32:02 PM
damn i should be a pediatrician
Title: Re: hey
Post by: Chris Hansen on December 01, 2007, 12:35:57 PM
No, the only "touching" is off camera when I ask the local law enforcement to hold them down while I begin the rehabilitation process by beating the sex offender right out of them with the tire iron from my Land Rover.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: Chris Hansen on December 01, 2007, 12:37:38 PM
damn i should be a pediatrician

Well as long as you have the childs well-being and health on your mind and not stuffing their small hole with your smaller penis, that's fine by Chris Hansen.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on December 01, 2007, 01:12:15 PM
(http://nalts.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/nerd.jpg)
my secret identity

Nigga, the only thing you will be busting, is my left nut on to your eye.


im going to use my rick moranis shrink machine on your dick
Title: Re: hey
Post by: baxter on December 01, 2007, 02:38:25 PM
Hola bitch but im pretty young so ya know.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: Duffy on December 01, 2007, 03:31:01 PM
Holla.

I'm super awkward in real life.

QFT...
Title: Re: hey
Post by: Bobby Peru on December 01, 2007, 05:59:23 PM
Gimme the weekend and we'll see if I'm still eligible for this thread.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: somekid on December 01, 2007, 06:04:03 PM
good luck.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: john on December 01, 2007, 06:09:25 PM
Holla.

I'm super awkward
Title: Re: hey
Post by: Bobby Peru on December 02, 2007, 12:36:40 AM
Gimme the weekend and we'll see if I'm still eligible for this thread.

Failed. I don't know what the fuck made me think it would be anything but.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: Slimer on December 02, 2007, 09:17:20 AM
(http://nalts.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/nerd.jpg)
my secret identity

Nigga, the only thing you will be busting, is my left nut on to your eye.


im going to use my rick moranis shrink machine on your dick

Bitch, be real.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: cold budweisers on December 02, 2007, 09:53:57 PM
i'm glad i lost it when i was 17 because i feel like it would be a lot harder now
Title: Re: hey
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on December 03, 2007, 07:45:43 AM
I wanted to 'save' myself for that special girl *lies* but it didn't work out that way.
Title: Re: hey
Post by: the ragamuffin on December 03, 2007, 10:27:22 AM
^quite true. I just lost it a month or so ago here at college, and I felt like I was all late because in high school thats all everyone talks about. The truth is though, most of them are bull shitting you and everyone else because they think it makes them cooler. In all honesty, the girl I lost it to thought it was "hot" that i had never had sex... that said don't wait for shit, I'm really glad i finally lost it