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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Patrick_Bateman on December 11, 2007, 05:20:22 AM
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I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
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well, do you skateboard?
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I have given it a go a few times. Do you like Whitney Houston? Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, Ah Lee?
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Shit, I know now.
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Get a god-damn job Ah Lee
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I'm at work right now.
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my apologies then. well i must go. I have to return some videotapes.
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what tapes?
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I'd prefer that to be my private business Ah Lee, thank you
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oh cmon :(
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a skateboarding videotape actually, Streets on Fire, and a pornographic film. i like to eat muscle because the meat is tough
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skate trixxx?
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actually no, its the one where the guy is fucking ET. A riot to say the least
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Patrick, why do your business cards look so cheap?
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Patrick, why do your business cards look so cheap?
I want you to clean your vagina.
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You fake account fuckers are getting lazy.
That's just what I was thinking.
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Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
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well,their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
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Huey's just a little too black sounding for my tastes*
*This is not really my opinion. I just enjoy quoting Patrick Bateman in American Psycho
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Huey's just a little too black sounding for my tastes*
*This is not really my opinion. I just enjoy quoting Patrick Bateman in American Psycho
I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
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Whats with all the newspapers? You got a dog? A little Chow running around?
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Whats with all the newspapers? You got a dog? A little Chow running around?
no, theotis
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lol.
are you going to kill me?
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lol.
are you going to kill me?
nevermind that. ask me a question
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(http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/ampsycho.jpg)
"Are you dating anyone?"
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(http://www.junkpilerecordings.com/remixes/lionel-says-hello.gif)
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save me the IMDB search and just tell me who patrick bateman is.
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character from fictitious movie film, "American Psycho"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siH5i5t39f0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siH5i5t39f0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB6R56IoMYk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB6R56IoMYk)
now quote.
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your fake account would be better if you got the pic of pat bateman thats on the book, not christian bale.
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don't look at it, eat it
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hey pat, any tips on how best to drop chainsaws on bitches from the top of staircases? im assuming thats an aquired talent.
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hey pat, any tips on how best to drop chainsaws on bitches from the top of staircases? im assuming thats an aquired talent.
well first my friend, you might want to be naked and covered in blood, and get yourself a good pair of sneakers. they will come in handy when you need to chase that ugly bitch down and give her what she deserves, that fucking useless whore. also anticipate where shes going to be.
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Your skin looks great pat.
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i knew i recognized that dude from something. movie was good, christian bale is boring. hes on the same level as that dude from the matrix, acts the same for every single movie hes in.
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Your skin looks great pat.
Thanks.I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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i knew i recognized that dude from something. movie was good, christian bale is boring. hes on the same level as that dude from the matrix, acts the same for every single movie hes in.
Yeah, but it really works well in Am. Psycho.
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http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=16553.30 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=16553.30)
Can we please turn this into a Quote "American Psycho Thread"
Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.
Patrick Bateman: I have to return some videotapes.
Patrick Bateman: Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York. Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.
Patrick Bateman: You are a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
I think there are too many to even start listing.
just from the book
"The ax hits him midsentence, straight in the face, its thick blade chopping sideways into his open mouth, shutting him up."
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clay easton is pissed.
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(http://sp1.mm-a11.yimg.com/image/54101327)
"Feed me a stray cat"
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i knew i recognized that dude from something. movie was good, christian bale is boring. hes on the same level as that dude from the matrix, acts the same for every single movie hes in.
I think if you stay, something bad will happen. I think I might hurt you. You don't want to get hurt, do you?
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"A wave of sheer panic raises over me as I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park, and is obviously more expensive than mine."