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General Discussion => Classic SLAP => Topic started by: georgecarr on December 13, 2007, 07:43:06 PM
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I've heard from a few people that Bob knocked up a 17 year old girl from Brazil. Anyone else heard this ?
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vov where you at
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probably getting beat by Jen Obrien if this shit's true
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....Now we're talkin' hell yea them latin hoe's maka a nigga wanna fuck!!
I'm bustin' nuts thinkin' bout' that long dark hair.smooff breasasis.damn i betta calm down
big up to rev.............even bob....don't step to the rev.
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probably getting beat by Jen Obrien if this shit's true
yep, i dunno how true this is but who knows crazier shit has hapened
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i didn't hear the knocked up part, but if its true, it may be a humorous situation where they both learn something about themselfs, you know, like that one movie, "the condemned"
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fuck bob burnquist!
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fuck bob burnquist!
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i was the one that fucked the 17 year old brazilian. BOB IS INOCENT!
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I call bullshit!!!!!!!!!
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mega sperm!!
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heard that too at the x games. supposedly thats why jen wasnt there with bob. but hope things get better for them itll but though for lotus to grow up with out a dad if they split
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That's what she said. :D
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Well, well, well...Old Bobby just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Bob, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.
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Dove into that canyon sans-chute eh
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Jen should get impregnated by louie lopez to get back at him
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go senior vov
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rumor if I ever heard one.
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yo
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up
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Well, well, well...Old Bobby just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Bob, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.
I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.
Bob is there anything else that you would like to share with us?
You're free to leave at anytime.
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i wanna see him do it either one-footed, or switch.
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I've heard those yellow tinted oakleys sometimes have a beer goggle effect.
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Heard a few weeks back that Jen was leaving him due to infidelity, but didn't know it involved a 17 yr old being pregnant.
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Well, well, well...Old Bobby just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Bob, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.
I knew when i read the first post Hansen was on the scene...
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anyone ever read an old ass interview i'd say '98 or so it wasnt in one of the major mags. but I just remember him talking about how he was crazy into coke and mad girls, maybe he's relapsing with this new found timber-path check
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Heard a few weeks back that Jen was leaving him due to infidelity, but didn't know it involved a 17 yr old being pregnant.
If this is really true about the rumor I feel bad for his wife. What a let down.
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Any transgressions with a minor that a pro skateboarder may have are welcome as it only means more Chris Hansen posts to keep me laughing through the workday.
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Jen should get impregnated by louie lopez to get back at him
best post in the funniest thread in months
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anyone ever read an old ass interview i'd say '98 or so it wasnt in one of the major mags. but I just remember him talking about how he was crazy into coke and mad girls, maybe he's relapsing with this new found timber-path check
link please
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So he didn't call New York "Heimy Town?"
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That's what she said. :D
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Well, well, well...Old Vovvy just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Vov, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.
you done fucked up now C-Handsome. vov didnt try to hav no beef but an undisputed nigga like myself can only take so much hoe skwakin comin out the kitchen 'for he has to get up off the couch and beat a bitch. i might have to minorly plant my soy beans on that fohead and let the organic nut fall out the brazilian hard rock maple onto the finely aged Mrs.Handsome.
just have a seat right over there...
and to my partnas boosh and universal techmonsta posted up in th thread, big worms big sperms niggas.
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Well, well, well...Old Vovvy just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Vov, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.
you done fucked up now C-Handsome. vov didnt try to hav no beef but an undisputed nigga like myself can only take so much hoe skwakin comin out the kitchen 'for he has to get up off the couch and beat a bitch. i might have to minorly plant my soy beans on that fohead and let the organic nut fall out the brazilian hard rock maple onto the finely aged Mrs.Handsome.
just have a seat right over there...
and to my partnas boosh and universal techmonsta posted up in th thread, big worms big sperms niggas.
that was all aces, my friend, all aces..
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i thought anal sex was good birth control
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Well, well, well...Old Vovvy just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Vov, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.
you done fucked up now C-Handsome. vov didnt try to hav no beef but an undisputed nigga like myself can only take so much hoe skwakin comin out the kitchen 'for he has to get up off the couch and beat a bitch. i might have to minorly plant my soy beans on that fohead and let the organic nut fall out the brazilian hard rock maple onto the finely aged Mrs.Handsome.
just have a seat right over there...
and to my partnas boosh and universal techmonsta posted up in th thread, big worms big sperms niggas.
I'm Chris Hansen
Vov, not even planting an organic load on my "fohead" can save you from the mess you've got yourself into this time. It's you my friend, that's going to "just have a seat right over there"
I was on your website and I found this:
"Despite all the success, Vov is best-known for his easy-going personality, friendly demeanor and frequent smile. You can often see him roving about spreading the positive vibes"
I suppose despite all your success you're still not to busy to "rove" down to Brazil to spread your "positive vibes" into the uterus of a school girl, isn't that right Vov? You sick fuck. Did you two bond over fruit smoothies before you kicked off your Grasshoppers and wheat pasted your DNA onto the bare walls of her virgin vagina, or did you just dispense with the pleasantries all together? Tell us Vov, we'd love to hear your side of the story. I'm Chris Hansen.
I'm Chris Hansen.
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Well, well, well...Old Vovvy just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Vov, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.
you done fucked up now C-Handsome. vov didnt try to hav no beef but an undisputed nigga like myself can only take so much hoe skwakin comin out the kitchen 'for he has to get up off the couch and beat a bitch. i might have to minorly plant my soy beans on that fohead and let the organic nut fall out the brazilian hard rock maple onto the finely aged Mrs.Handsome.
just have a seat right over there...
and to my partnas boosh and universal techmonsta posted up in th thread, big worms big sperms niggas.
I'm Chris Hansen
Vov, not even planting an organic load on my "fohead" can save you from the mess you've got yourself into this time. It's you my friend, that's going to "just have a seat right over there"
I was on your website and I found this:
"Despite all the success, Vov is best-known for his easy-going personality, friendly demeanor and frequent smile. You can often see him roving about spreading the positive vibes"
I suppose despite all your success you're still not to busy to "rove" down to Brazil to spread your "positive vibes" into the uterus of a school girl, isn't that right Vov? You sick fuck. Did you two bond over fruit smoothies before you kicked off your Grasshoppers and wheat pasted your DNA onto the bare walls of her virgin vagina, or did you just dispense with the pleasantries all together? Tell us Vov, we'd love to hear your side of the story. I'm Chris Hansen.
I'm Chris Hansen.
vov was talking about your sweet ripend citrus fruit of a wife, guy. the balls are just on that snitch ass fohead for dramatic effect.
Irie vibes blastin everywhere when the vov nuts, nigga.
and you know this.
(http://oakley.com/images/innovation/optical_superiority/hdo/testimonials/bob_burnquist.jpg)
sometimes btiches just get pregged.
uteri cant avoid the nut of I. stuck my dick in like American Pie.
so what if i did it C-Hanz?
these grasshoppers aint never got scuffed
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Mrs Hansen isn't a young Brazilian school girl, so you might have a hard time getting it up, you fucking diddler. I'm Chris Hansen.
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I'm Vov Vurnquist.
i would bring your wife to orgasm with a soft, whisper in the ear, rendition of "Layla"
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Well this took a turn for the legendary.
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Ha! You think "Take a seat" is something I only use on television? Forget about it Vov, one line and she's in a sexual bliss coma. I'm Chris Hansen.
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i would take that seat on a wild ride like heaf kirchart my nigga.
leakin corn based fuels all over that bitch
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I was questioning if I should've ever even started this topic, but now I'm beyond stoked that I did. Vov and Chris Hansen are welcome in any topic I start.
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reading some of these posts was the hardest i ever "lol'd" from something on the computer
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good lord
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i cant stop. im too high for this shit right now man.
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watch out for vune vilfberg he will come and wreck on bitches
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i cant stop. im too high for this shit right now man.
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So he didn't call New York "Heimy Town?"
Ha, no shit... I was expecting this thread to be about Bob throwing down some racial or ethnic slurs while being interviewed by one of those glossy reporter-people from Fuel TV or something...
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reading some of these posts was the hardest i ever "lol'd" from something on the computer
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(http://www.zackhickoffsk8.com/pics/2005-02-ZackBurnquistMitchie-small.jpg)
square business
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*Cheers For Self*
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*Cheers For Self*
HAHAHHAHAHAH
more from this character plz
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Um.. Vov.
What the hell is going on in here? Is this true? I should have known. All those nights you insisted on sleeping in the loop by yourself because you swore you needed to bond with the ramps before performing your stunts. And to think I fucking strapped my sweaty knee pads on to fulfill your stupid vert bitch fantasies. Ugh, say it aint so vov, say it aint so.
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Remember when Bob Burnquist was on Antihero?
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he was on antihero? tell me more
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Buy
edit: Sell
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he was on antihero? tell me more
he was in their first video
he still has an anti hero tattoo on his back
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he was on antihero? tell me more
he still has an anti hero tattoo on his back
(http://www.routeone.co.uk/images/r1content/Products/30956_m.jpg)
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Buy
edit: Sell
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All those nights you insisted on sleeping in the loop by yourself because you swore you needed to bond with the ramps before performing your stunts.
ahahahahahaha
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he was on antihero? tell me more
he still has an anti hero tattoo on his back
AHAHAHA! I never thought about the fact that his tattoo is a trampstamp.
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anyone ever read an old ass interview i'd say '98 or so it wasnt in one of the major mags. but I just remember him talking about how he was crazy into coke and mad girls, maybe he's relapsing with this new found timber-path check
Big Brother : The Brown Issue
i still have it
has a danny gonzales interview also
good issue
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All those nights you insisted on sleeping in the loop by yourself because you swore you needed to bond with the ramps before performing your stunts.
ahahahahahaha
lol i dunno ven, vov is pretty 'at one' with those ramps, you never know, he could have been telling the truth
Maybe he fucked the brazilian girl switch, he fucks you regular right ? your still his #1
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i wonder if his shit is a solid color of green
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If green is the color of excellence...then yes.
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anyone ever read an old ass interview i'd say '98 or so it wasnt in one of the major mags. but I just remember him talking about how he was crazy into coke and mad girls, maybe he's relapsing with this new found timber-path check
Big Brother : The Brown Issue
i still have it
has a danny gonzales interview also
good issue
Hi Mike!
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chris hansen, better determine the legal age of consent in brazil... surely they ripen faster beneath the tropical sun (like pineapples do)
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OMFG RAWBERTSON U R SOOOO GAY
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OMFG RAWBERTSON U R SOOOO GAY
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chris hansen, better determine the legal age of consent in brazil... surely they ripen faster beneath the tropical sun (like pineapples do)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_South_America#Brazil
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*Cheers For Self*
once i read this i couldnt hold back the laughter any more. yes bastien yes!!!!!!
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haha
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Brawler, please make this classic slap.
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Brawler, please make this classic slap.
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Brawler, please make this classic slap.
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jesse jackson pulls a bob burnquist?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3002/3007168986_473810aee0.jpg)
"two of the toughest men in sports... showing pure emotion"
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jesse jackson pulls a bob burnquist?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3002/3007168986_473810aee0.jpg)
"two of the heaviest dongs in politics... showing no remorse"
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this thread is the best thing going right now, but awhile ago i heard something from malto's brother about it, and he heard it from sean of course, but that was probably around the end of summer so i don't know why this is just now coming up
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Brawler, please make this classic slap.
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Oh wait. That's me.
I'll move it.
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Thanks BB. I'm gonna be a douche and say that me posting this in the Vov thread resulted in this timeless gem being Classic'd. I have had this topic bookmarked forever because occasionally when I'm at work, and photos of puppies don't cheer me up, I look at this......and I cry laughing.
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I've heard from a few people that Bob knocked up a 17 year old girl from Brazil. Anyone else heard this ?
yea last year before the summer. thats why niether Jen or his daughter was at the 07' Xgames to support him. its true. my sources confirmed it.
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I've heard from a few people that Bob knocked up a 17 year old girl from Brazil. Anyone else heard this ?
yea last year before the summer. thats why niether Jen or his daughter was at the 07' Xgames to support him. its true. my sources confirmed it.
He is fucked!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw6M4Czo7pM
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I fucked the brazillian girl. She had nice tetas
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I've heard those yellow tinted oakleys sometimes have a beer goggle effect.
Miller High Life 24/7/365
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this is gross as hell.
i wonder if the 17 year old made him take off those horrid oakley glasses when he fucked her
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bob needs to fuck sheckler's mom instead that's some big ass women maybe they can create some new breed of super gay ass skateboarders
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who cares let him have her why not? (all you idiots calling a 17 year old girl a "minor" and a 'school girl' you're discrediting your selves and your being puritanical. (did you know god kills a kittin everytime you masturbate!)
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every time i masturbate i think of god stepping on kittens in high heeled boots and that usually does the trick
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ha!