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Title: I suck....
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 29, 2007, 06:07:36 PM
i was con'd into playing skate for keeps tonight at the skate park with this guy i usually skate with named tony.
the deal was
i win i get his new $lave board he wins he gets my headphones
so i lose
then it's
if i win i get his board if he wins he gets my new satori wheels
i lose
i wanted to play again
this time
if i win i get his board if he wins he gets  $5, my food, and my shoes
i lost again
now im out some headphones,my best pair of shoes,$5,a bag of doritos,and my wheels
i have a new era Boston hat that i'm gunna bet him tomorrow...

Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: Duffy on December 29, 2007, 06:20:14 PM
At one point i respected you as a poster.
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 29, 2007, 06:23:43 PM
I lost your respect because of one post?
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Post by: picklesickshuv-it on December 29, 2007, 06:27:17 PM
you do suck
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Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 29, 2007, 06:28:45 PM
i know...
i wish i didnt...
I did my first pole jam today.
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: brent on December 29, 2007, 06:31:40 PM
I lost your respect because of one post?

make a new topic about, queer!
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 29, 2007, 06:32:30 PM
I lost your respect because of one post?

make a new topic about, queer!
i did, pal
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: cat on December 29, 2007, 06:36:41 PM
bet your viginity to him tomorrow, he'd like it
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Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 29, 2007, 06:40:19 PM
no, i have a better idea, my sister's virginity.
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2 on December 29, 2007, 06:45:24 PM
i was con'd into playing skate for keeps tonight at the skate park with this guy i usually skate with named tony.
the deal was
i win i get his new $lave board he wins he gets my headphones
so i lose
then it's
if i win i get his board if he wins he gets my new satori wheels
i lose
i wanted to play again
this time
if i win i get his board if he wins he gets  $5, my food, and my shoes
i lost again
now im out some headphones,my best pair of shoes,$5,a bag of doritos,and my wheels
i have a new era Boston hat that i'm gunna bet him tomorrow...



kill yourself
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 29, 2007, 06:49:36 PM
i was con'd into playing skate for keeps tonight at the skate park with this guy i usually skate with named tony.
the deal was
i win i get his new $lave board he wins he gets my headphones
so i lose
then it's
if i win i get his board if he wins he gets my new satori wheels
i lose
i wanted to play again
this time
if i win i get his board if he wins he gets  $5, my food, and my shoes
i lost again
now im out some headphones,my best pair of shoes,$5,a bag of doritos,and my wheels
i have a new era Boston hat that i'm gunna bet him tomorrow...



kill yourself
dude, please don't fucking talk to me you fucking waste of life
i know you're the kid at the park with a world- industries board,i'm with stupid t-shirt,pushing mongo, and getting in everyone's way you piece of shit faggot

Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: cat on December 29, 2007, 06:50:23 PM
no, i have a better idea, my sister's virginity.

you have a sister! tell her i say hi
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 29, 2007, 06:51:24 PM
no, i have a better idea, my sister's virginity.

you have a sister! tell her i say hi
yes sir, in the mood for that young stuff, huh?
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: toy machine on December 29, 2007, 06:55:08 PM
bet your viginity to him tomorrow, he'd love that.
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: cat on December 29, 2007, 06:56:29 PM
no, i have a better idea, my sister's virginity.

you have a sister! tell her i say hi
yes sir, in the mood for that young stuff, huh?

no... i just want to know whats up dood
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 29, 2007, 07:00:57 PM
no, i have a better idea, my sister's virginity.

you have a sister! tell her i say hi
yes sir, in the mood for that young stuff, huh?
on that note, she says "hi"

no... i just want to know whats up dood
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: able on December 29, 2007, 07:23:18 PM
I did my first pole jam today.
bet your viginity to him tomorrow, he'd like it
One good pole jam deserves another.
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Post by: MikeyPioggia on December 29, 2007, 08:47:54 PM
why do you want a slave board so bad? its all the same shit.
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Post by: A-Bo on December 29, 2007, 09:25:24 PM
At any point during this ordeal did it cross your mind that your awful at skating? If you had just realized that this all could have been avoided.
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Post by: RRRRRAD on December 29, 2007, 09:30:52 PM
yeah you suck
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Post by: Duffy on December 29, 2007, 10:46:39 PM
I lost your respect because of one post?


See the thread 'things you're not stoked on' ?

There's no need for this thread.
Make a blog, then everyone can ignore that instead of on here.
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: Matze on December 30, 2007, 12:03:40 AM
the idea isn't that bad, but the investment is way too high.

we kida play it that way too. sometimes (it happened like 5 times the last summer ...) everybody throughs 50 eurocent in a cup and the winner takes it all. the money you lose doesn't hurt and if you win you can buy yourself 2-3 cheeburgers or something.
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Post by: dave v-house on December 30, 2007, 12:35:52 AM
Do front shuv variations and 180s. People always fuck those up when you're playing skate.
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Post by: lenny on December 30, 2007, 07:39:47 PM
I did my first pole jam today.
bet your viginity to him tomorrow, he'd like it
One good pole jam deserves another.

oooo... burn.
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: barr on December 30, 2007, 08:37:31 PM
what the fuck man
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Post by: I SUCK! on December 30, 2007, 11:13:04 PM
Bargain, lets get a blow by blow of one of the games.
Maybe we can help you with your tact.
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: Duffy on December 30, 2007, 11:19:51 PM
Do front shuv variations and 180s. People always fuck those up when you're playing skate.

this one kid would con me into playing
then do the grossest backside flips that would kill some ants on the way around
and said they counted even though he landed completly still, then just pivoted around.
fuck him and his dvs's
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: SidVan on December 31, 2007, 04:28:28 AM
practise?
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Post by: I SUCK! on December 31, 2007, 08:29:04 AM
my advice is learn all the heelflip variations. no one likes em enough to learn em all.
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Post by: HATE! on December 31, 2007, 10:15:45 AM
I used to just bet a buck a stair.  Usually everyone about breaks even by the end of the day
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on December 31, 2007, 02:16:06 PM
BS what happened to you so quickly? Everyone knows playing skate is a jock thing. My gf just violated my ear! Got any q-tips?
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Post by: skatemore,man on December 31, 2007, 03:46:58 PM
my advice is learn all the heelflip variations. no one likes em enough to learn em all.

fs heelflip in a game of skate is my ace in the hole
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Post by: heckler on December 31, 2007, 06:15:56 PM
If you're really desperate, you can do stupid body varial variations.
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Post by: stagefright on December 31, 2007, 07:12:52 PM
if you are 10 maybe, or else you're gonna get laughed at
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Post by: heckler on December 31, 2007, 07:13:42 PM
if you are 10 maybe, or else you're gonna get laughed at
That's why I said, "If you're really desperate"
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Post by: skasta on December 31, 2007, 08:02:00 PM
reverts reverts reverts and body varials

people hate them but they do sure win games.
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Post by: Edward Penishands on December 31, 2007, 08:07:32 PM
tricks i consitantly get people on:

fakie variel flip
full cab
nollie flip
switch 360 shuvit
fs shuvit
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: I SUCK! on December 31, 2007, 09:38:45 PM
tricks i consitantly get people on:

fakie variel flip
full cab
nollie flip
switch 360 shuvit
fs shuvit

s/s 360 shove? that's pretty real.
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: stagefright on December 31, 2007, 11:27:30 PM
this is slap dude
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Post by: I SUCK! on December 31, 2007, 11:30:36 PM
this is slap dude

...for reals, my bad.
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Post by: Universal Remonster on December 31, 2007, 11:32:46 PM
man i hate flatground
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Post by: 89-90pistons on January 01, 2008, 11:55:47 AM
man i hate flatground
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: Edward Penishands on January 01, 2008, 07:56:52 PM
tricks i consitantly get people on:

fakie variel flip
full cab
nollie flip
switch 360 shuvit
fs shuvit

s/s 360 shove? that's pretty real.

it's what happens when i try to switch tre flip. i can never flip it, not even upside down.
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: I SUCK! on January 01, 2008, 08:35:37 PM
tricks i consitantly get people on:

fakie variel flip
full cab
nollie flip
switch 360 shuvit
fs shuvit

s/s 360 shove? that's pretty real.

it's what happens when i try to switch tre flip. i can never flip it, not even upside down.

more toe hanging off and it flips itself, the front foot just helps apply pressure.
If you can land the shoves, the flip is just a foot placement away.

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Post by: I SUCK! on January 01, 2008, 08:36:16 PM
Sorry, for the nerdy trick tip, I couldn't help it.
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Post by: Guile on January 01, 2008, 08:37:39 PM
tricks i consitantly get people on:

fakie variel flip
full cab
nollie flip
switch 360 shuvit
fs shuvit

s/s 360 shove? that's pretty real.

it's what happens when i try to switch tre flip. i can never flip it, not even upside down.

thats how i learned them too. i also learned switch impossibles like that too. and its easy to revert that trick for the ghey take down on the last letter.
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: EricLogan on January 01, 2008, 08:37:46 PM
My weaknesses are everyone elses' go-to tricks on flat. Any spinning nollie fliptrick, nollie bs bigspin, full cab, fs flip, tre, fakie tre. I've got two friends that will shut me out every time if they don't fuck up based on their knowledge of what I just can't do.

But like I SUCK said, it's all about heelflips. Maybe all ollie-north variations, or double-flips. the kookier the better if you're playing someone that's actually good, and don't want it to go into infinity
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: I SUCK! on January 01, 2008, 08:43:04 PM
My weaknesses are everyone elses' go-to tricks on flat. Any spinning nollie fliptrick, nollie bs bigspin, full cab, fs flip, tre, fakie tre. I've got two friends that will shut me out every time if they don't fuck up based on their knowledge of what I just can't do.

But like I SUCK said, it's all about heelflips. Maybe all ollie-north variations, or double-flips. the kookier the better if you're playing someone that's actually good, and don't want it to go into infinity

If you care eneough to win, you can always practice their tricks and learn the ones you can get closest to. If you learn a few it might be enough to throw off their game. SKATE is half mental, if you shake someone's confidence you can win even if their better. I know some people play SKATE to learn new tricks, but why play if you don't intend to win.
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: EricLogan on January 01, 2008, 08:49:24 PM
My weaknesses are everyone elses' go-to tricks on flat. Any spinning nollie fliptrick, nollie bs bigspin, full cab, fs flip, tre, fakie tre. I've got two friends that will shut me out every time if they don't fuck up based on their knowledge of what I just can't do.

But like I SUCK said, it's all about heelflips. Maybe all ollie-north variations, or double-flips. the kookier the better if you're playing someone that's actually good, and don't want it to go into infinity

If you care eneough to win, you can always practice their tricks and learn the ones you can get closest to. If you learn a few it might be enough to throw off their game. SKATE is half mental, if you shake someone's confidence you can win even if their better. I know some people play SKATE to learn new tricks, but why play if you don't intend to win.

Thanks, Jamie Thomas! You're the bestest ever!  :-*

I've gotta learn fs flips. I used to do them when I was a kid, the way of Muska, and got made fun of, and quit doing them completely.

Other tricks like nollie 180 heels my body just tards out and I land primo
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: I SUCK! on January 01, 2008, 08:55:50 PM
My weaknesses are everyone elses' go-to tricks on flat. Any spinning nollie fliptrick, nollie bs bigspin, full cab, fs flip, tre, fakie tre. I've got two friends that will shut me out every time if they don't fuck up based on their knowledge of what I just can't do.

But like I SUCK said, it's all about heelflips. Maybe all ollie-north variations, or double-flips. the kookier the better if you're playing someone that's actually good, and don't want it to go into infinity

If you care eneough to win, you can always practice their tricks and learn the ones you can get closest to. If you learn a few it might be enough to throw off their game. SKATE is half mental, if you shake someone's confidence you can win even if their better. I know some people play SKATE to learn new tricks, but why play if you don't intend to win.

Thanks, Jamie Thomas! You're the bestest ever!  :-*

I've gotta learn fs flips. I used to do them when I was a kid, the way of Muska, and got made fun of, and quit doing them completely.

Other tricks like nollie 180 heels my body just tards out and I land primo

I learned f/s flips watching Ellington. Here's what I learned;
Back foot in the center of the tip of the tail with it facing more forward than most tricks. (heel hanging off the tail) front foot facing a little more forward than a kick flip, then kick flip while opening your shoulders 180, if you can catch it 90 you can then turn it a little in the air and the rest on the ground.
I suck at them, but if I focus on those things, I can do em.


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Post by: I SUCK! on January 01, 2008, 08:58:50 PM
...hope that helps.

I also found that if I put in 10 to 20 tries a day with any flat trick, I don't get frustrated while I gradually get more comfortable with the trick.
It takes me about 2 weeks to learn a new trick well, but you then have all the fundamentals that you need to keep it.


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Post by: EricLogan on January 01, 2008, 09:09:34 PM
hahah, that's an amazing tutorial. I will try this.

The whole 15-20 tries a day regiment will probably take more disciplin than I've ever applied to my skateboarding, but ok.

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Post by: Guile on January 01, 2008, 09:26:24 PM
hahah, that's an amazing tutorial. I will try this.

The whole 15-20 tries a day regiment will probably take more disciplin than I've ever applied to my skateboarding, but ok.



its true though. i wish i could do enough of a trick i got conditioned to land it no matter what kind of like ollies. if you step on a board and put your feet in a popping position then jump its almost impossible to not ollie.
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: Edward Penishands on January 01, 2008, 10:09:15 PM
My weaknesses are everyone elses' go-to tricks on flat. Any spinning nollie fliptrick, nollie bs bigspin, full cab, fs flip, tre, fakie tre. I've got two friends that will shut me out every time if they don't fuck up based on their knowledge of what I just can't do.

But like I SUCK said, it's all about heelflips. Maybe all ollie-north variations, or double-flips. the kookier the better if you're playing someone that's actually good, and don't want it to go into infinity

If you care eneough to win, you can always practice their tricks and learn the ones you can get closest to. If you learn a few it might be enough to throw off their game. SKATE is half mental, if you shake someone's confidence you can win even if their better. I know some people play SKATE to learn new tricks, but why play if you don't intend to win.

Thanks, Jamie Thomas! You're the bestest ever!  :-*

I've gotta learn fs flips. I used to do them when I was a kid, the way of Muska, and got made fun of, and quit doing them completely.

Other tricks like nollie 180 heels my body just tards out and I land primo

I learned f/s flips watching Ellington. Here's what I learned;
Back foot in the center of the tip of the tail with it facing more forward than most tricks. (heel hanging off the tail) front foot facing a little more forward than a kick flip, then kick flip while opening your shoulders 180, if you can catch it 90 you can then turn it a little in the air and the rest on the ground.
I suck at them, but if I focus on those things, I can do em.




basically what he said, but in video form and from a different pro skateboarder

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5eagIhus5J8
Title: Re: I suck....
Post by: EricLogan on January 01, 2008, 10:27:23 PM
Stoked that this turned into a "help Eric learn fs flips" thread
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Post by: I SUCK! on January 01, 2008, 10:28:48 PM
the only difference is Ellington puts his foot a little more in the center, but Andrew's obviously the master.