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Title: worlds happiest children
Post by: sebastian toombs on January 01, 2008, 02:14:32 PM
1. Netherlands
2. Sweden
3. Denmark
4. Finland
5. Spain
6. Switzerland
7. Norway
8. Italy
9. Republic of Ireland
10. Belgium
11. Germany
12. Canada
13. Greece
14. Poland
15. Czech Republic
16. France
17. Portugal
18. Austria
19. Hungary
20. United States
21. United Kingdom
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: Mooley on January 01, 2008, 02:24:38 PM
Ireland kinda surprised me.
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: 89-90pistons on January 01, 2008, 02:30:07 PM
kids have no reason not to be happy, they don't have to pay bills.
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: jack sandwich on January 01, 2008, 03:14:25 PM
Quote from: 89-90pistons on January 01, 2008, 02:30:07 PM
kids have no reason not to be happy, they don't have to pay bills.
end of thread.
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: lenny on January 01, 2008, 03:31:34 PM
If i ever have kids, maybe i'll make em' pay bills. Or just sell them so i can pay mine.
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: niallc on January 01, 2008, 04:00:13 PM
Quote from: Mooley on January 01, 2008, 02:24:38 PM
Ireland kinda surprised me.
doesn't surprise me, id be stoked.
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: p5 on January 01, 2008, 04:13:35 PM
Kids are dumb, give 'em an empty box and they're happy.
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: *BargainShopper* on January 01, 2008, 04:37:52 PM
i think the happiest children inhabit 3rd world countries because they know they have a chance of getting adopted by Angelina Jolie.
How do you think she chose the Ethiopean one?
they all look the same to me...
she probably picked the one with the most flies, that's what i woulda done anyways...
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: lophatrophazoa on January 01, 2008, 04:40:44 PM
Quote from: niallc on January 01, 2008, 04:00:13 PM
Quote from: Mooley on January 01, 2008, 02:24:38 PM
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Ireland kinda surprised me.
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doesn't surprise me, id be stoked.

you would be stoked? i wouldnt want to be a pasty little oyrish catlick
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: Sony MDR V2 headphones on January 01, 2008, 04:42:45 PM
Here's what my dad said that made me decide I'm never having kids...

"It's just like when I had kids I just quit playing golf."
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: MikeyPioggia on January 01, 2008, 04:42:58 PM
atleast we beat the UK
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: brent on January 01, 2008, 05:08:21 PM
cos all dem kids got da ASBOs innit
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: loophole on January 01, 2008, 05:45:26 PM
wooo! i'm among the happiest children in the world!
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: rocklobster on January 01, 2008, 05:53:27 PM
Quote from: *BargainShopper* on January 01, 2008, 04:37:52 PM
i think the happiest children inhabit 3rd world countries because they know they have a chance of getting adopted by Angelina Jolie.
How do you think she chose the Ethiopean one?
they all look the same to me...
she probably picked the one with the most flies, that's what i woulda done anyways...

i read the first few words and thought your were going to say they were happy cos they appreciated the simple things in life.....  but your answer is good too....
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on January 01, 2008, 06:00:57 PM
do they figure out these stats by standing on a street in the countries and counting smiling faces?
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: People need People because of other People on January 01, 2008, 06:17:45 PM
.....at the climax of the fight for the earth these black columns appeared in front of us, directly at the center of the earth....

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b322/marion13/column.jpg)

and suddenly we finally came to an understanding of what it means to be alive.....................
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: lophatrophazoa on January 01, 2008, 07:48:09 PM
i heard being a kid in the USSR was fun cause everything was public, then you become a vodka guzzling slav(e)
Title: Re: worlds happiest children
Post by: Edward Penishands on January 01, 2008, 07:52:11 PM
interesting......