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Title: pissing is awesome
Post by: #1 on January 30, 2008, 10:28:37 PM
after drinking heavily earlier and pissing all over a public bathroom, i really started to reminisc(sp) on my days of being drunk and peeing on funny things. such as in grocery store freezers, mall stores on merchandise, other people, my own room, fuck, i figured you guys might have some awesome stories
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Post by: baxter on January 30, 2008, 10:33:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63qZUxL_GZI gnarly
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Post by: SFblah on January 30, 2008, 10:42:26 PM
No drunk pissing story for me but when I was in high school I did watch my 8 yr old brother get up in the middle of the night completely out of it, walk to his dresser, pull the drawer out, piss all over his shirts and then shut it and go back to bed. 

Little fucker was so out of it he thought he was in the bathroom.  Mom wasn't too happy the next morning.
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Post by: Doctor Handsome on January 30, 2008, 10:46:36 PM
I upper decker toilets with pee and other various nic-nacs from the bathroom (soap, toothbrushes, q tips, razors, etc.) whenever I don't have to shit. I also used to get drunk and pee on toilet paper, but then I saw a blog with someone doing it (Neckface I think?) and it wasn't funny to me anymore.
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Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on January 30, 2008, 11:06:12 PM
We did a school trip to versailles (next to paris/france) and we were living in these caranvans on a campsite. Unnessecary to say we weīre shitfaced every single night...anyways, my roommate (caravanmate) was really drunk one night and I was already asleep. I suddenly woke up because I heard some noise. It sounded like a pipe was broken and like water was drippling. I was still halfasleep/drunk and stretched my arms out of  the bed when I felt a warm water sensation tickling on my hand and arm...I turned on the light and there was my homie standing in the middle of the room, basically pissing on my shoes and trousers on the floor. I yelled at him but he didt even realize it. He just kept pissing. I pushed him and he was like "nooo,nooo, itīs nothing, itīs alright man" and I said "fuck you, fuck itīs alright, you fucking pissed all over the place" and he just again said in this sleepy/drunk/calm voice "noo, no no, itīs alright, nothing happened" like he tried to hypnotize  me or shit I dunno. Anyhows, he fell onto the bed annd wouldnīt move no matter what we did. He was just totally in coma, half dead asleep.
So this other roommate and me had to clean that shit up. Next morning Leo (the peeweeguy) was like "what the fuck happened last night, Iīm still drunk" and I told him he had peed on my clothes. And then the thing happened that really got me mad, he said I was making it up and he hadnīt done anything and I was just trying to make him look bad. He couldnīt remember shit. And I had to listen to this motherfucker saying I was a bad friend after whiping his piss from the floor. Then he told the other guys from my class that I was talking shit on him even though I hadnīt even planned on telling anyone, because really, heīs my homie and itīs not something you can be very proud of. Anyways, he kept telling people I was talking shit on him so I finally did what any friend would have done and beat the shit out of him. Funny thing is next day he was drunk again and he could suddenly remember everything...
Anyways, thatīs the only peestory iīve got, I bet you guys can come up with better stuff...

Oh, I love it when pissing feels so awesome that it gives me shivers...itīs great...
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Post by: baxter on January 30, 2008, 11:15:09 PM
We did a school trip to versailles (next to paris/france) and we were living in these caranvans on a campsite. Unnessecary to say we weīre shitfaced every single night...anyways, my roommate (caravanmate) was really drunk one night and I was already asleep. I suddenly woke up because I heard some noise. It sounded like a pipe was broken and like water was drippling. I was still halfasleep/drunk and stretched my arms out of  the bed when I felt a warm water sensation tickling on my hand and arm...I turned on the light and there was my homie standing in the middle of the room, basically pissing on my shoes and trousers on the floor. I yelled at him but he didt even realize it. He just kept pissing. I pushed him and he was like "nooo,nooo, itīs nothing, itīs alright man" and I said "fuck you, fuck itīs alright, you fucking pissed all over the place" and he just again said in this sleepy/drunk/calm voice "noo, no no, itīs alright, nothing happened" like he tried to hypnotize  me or shit I dunno. Anyhows, he fell onto the bed annd wouldnīt move no matter what we did. He was just totally in coma, half dead asleep.
So this other roommate and me had to clean that shit up. Next morning Leo (the peeweeguy) was like "what the fuck happened last night, Iīm still drunk" and I told him he had peed on my clothes. And then the thing happened that really got me mad, he said I was making it up and he hadnīt done anything and I was just trying to make him look bad. He couldnīt remember shit. And I had to listen to this motherfucker saying I was a bad friend after whiping his piss from the floor. Then he told the other guys from my class that I was talking shit on him even though I hadnīt even planned on telling anyone, because really, heīs my homie and itīs not something you can be very proud of. Anyways, he kept telling people I was talking shit on him so I finally did what any friend would have done and beat the shit out of him. Funny thing is next day he was drunk again and he could suddenly remember everything...
Anyways, thatīs the only peestory iīve got, I bet you guys can come up with better stuff...

Oh, I love it when pissing feels so awesome that it gives me shivers...itīs great...
This happens to me way to much.

All I can think of is in third grade I was wearing cord shorts and I had to go pee really bad and once I got in the stall I thought I was pretty much going to make it, I peed myself and my mom had to come and give me new clothes. Shit
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Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on January 30, 2008, 11:18:42 PM
UUUHHHH what really sucks is when youīre wearing lightbrown pants and youīre pissing really motivated, and the piss is sprinkling back from the urinal right onto your  pants (only happens when your pissing pressure is very high). You can see the wet spots sooo well on lightbrown clothing...
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Post by: baxter on January 30, 2008, 11:22:10 PM
Yeah I was wearing just that. Light brown cord shorts. Ill never forget, I saw my dick then I peed a little it got all on my shirt then back on my shorts and down into my white socks turning them yellow.
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Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on January 30, 2008, 11:23:05 PM
HAHAHA wow, awesome!
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Post by: sectachrome on January 30, 2008, 11:29:18 PM
The worst is when youre dreaming, and in the dream youre pissing.  Except youre actually pissing in real life too because youre so into the dream and wake up all of a sudden and are like "hey wait a minute....FUCK"

Has that ever happened to anyone else?  Ive done it a couple times.
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Post by: baxter on January 30, 2008, 11:32:56 PM
I think I made it worst trying to cover it up.
Ive done this on more then one occasion which is highly stupid of me.
When I got the pee on me and the coast was clear I went to the sink and put water all over my shorts to make it look like water. I still don't know what I was thinking.


Yeah fuck but if you think about it thats the best way to pee. minus the part that your in your own bed and the humiliation. The release is magical.
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Post by: Doctor Handsome on January 30, 2008, 11:34:03 PM
The worst is when youre dreaming, and in the dream youre pissing.  Except youre actually pissing in real life too because youre so into the dream and wake up all of a sudden and are like "hey wait a minute....FUCK"

Has that ever happened to anyone else?  Ive done it a couple times.

Haha I did that almost every night when I was like 7 or 8. Whoops.
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Post by: sectachrome on January 30, 2008, 11:39:25 PM
Yeah...7 or 8....me too.....
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Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on January 31, 2008, 12:20:50 AM
The worst is when youre dreaming, and in the dream youre pissing.  Except youre actually pissing in real life too because youre so into the dream and wake up all of a sudden and are like "hey wait a minute....FUCK"

Has that ever happened to anyone else?  Ive done it a couple times.
wow
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Post by: jesus0nvi4gra on January 31, 2008, 12:59:09 AM
Yeah...7 or 8....me too.....

Oh dude, I know it.
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Post by: loophole on January 31, 2008, 01:27:57 AM
We did a school trip to versailles (next to paris/france) and we were living in these caranvans on a campsite. Unnessecary to say we weīre shitfaced every single night...anyways, my roommate (caravanmate) was really drunk one night and I was already asleep. I suddenly woke up because I heard some noise. It sounded like a pipe was broken and like water was drippling. I was still halfasleep/drunk and stretched my arms out of  the bed when I felt a warm water sensation tickling on my hand and arm...I turned on the light and there was my homie standing in the middle of the room, basically pissing on my shoes and trousers on the floor. I yelled at him but he didt even realize it. He just kept pissing. I pushed him and he was like "nooo,nooo, itīs nothing, itīs alright man" and I said "fuck you, fuck itīs alright, you fucking pissed all over the place" and he just again said in this sleepy/drunk/calm voice "noo, no no, itīs alright, nothing happened" like he tried to hypnotize  me or shit I dunno. Anyhows, he fell onto the bed annd wouldnīt move no matter what we did. He was just totally in coma, half dead asleep.
So this other roommate and me had to clean that shit up. Next morning Leo (the peeweeguy) was like "what the fuck happened last night, Iīm still drunk" and I told him he had peed on my clothes. And then the thing happened that really got me mad, he said I was making it up and he hadnīt done anything and I was just trying to make him look bad. He couldnīt remember shit. And I had to listen to this motherfucker saying I was a bad friend after whiping his piss from the floor. Then he told the other guys from my class that I was talking shit on him even though I hadnīt even planned on telling anyone, because really, heīs my homie and itīs not something you can be very proud of. Anyways, he kept telling people I was talking shit on him so I finally did what any friend would have done and beat the shit out of him. Funny thing is next day he was drunk again and he could suddenly remember everything...
Anyways, thatīs the only peestory iīve got, I bet you guys can come up with better stuff...

Oh, I love it when pissing feels so awesome that it gives me shivers...itīs great...
This happens to me way to much.
i taught myself how to get those shivers on cue. so when i'm bored and feel like a good shiver, i make sure it goes down. i love it. it's like a tiny orgasm.
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Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on January 31, 2008, 02:01:50 AM
it's like a tiny orgasm.
yep!
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Post by: poocrusher on January 31, 2008, 02:19:55 AM
Fuck.....


I think "whatever" will have to take second fiddle to "useless wooden banter" for a little bit. 

Whatever seems to be a little bitch for me right now.
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Post by: BriDen on January 31, 2008, 03:44:24 AM
The worst is when youre dreaming, and in the dream youre pissing.  Except youre actually pissing in real life too because youre so into the dream and wake up all of a sudden and are like "hey wait a minute....FUCK"

Has that ever happened to anyone else?  Ive done it a couple times.

Haha I did that almost every night when I was like 7 or 8. Whoops.
Yeah it's happened to me too. Not on an every night basis, but when it did happen, it was so embarassing. Like, I'd be in that half unconscious state and be fully enjoying how warm I was until I realized that I just pissed myself in my own bedroom, 5 feet from the bathroom.
And those piss shivers are sooo good
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Post by: Dangerdoom on January 31, 2008, 08:35:40 AM
I never get to enjoy it. On the way home from bars i always stop off at the bus station to piss, but there are always gnarly crackheads lurking there, so i gotta rush it. it's fucking balls.
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Post by: tag_king on January 31, 2008, 08:41:53 AM
I pissed in the lobby of a burger king once, just knelt down and did it under a table in plain view of everyone, I was punk and drunk in those day though, so don't judge me. A friend fully pissed in the back of a cab too. We were bastards.
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Post by: skatemore,man on January 31, 2008, 08:52:20 AM
I never get to enjoy it. On the way home from bars i always stop off at the bus station to piss, but there are always gnarly crackheads lurking there, so i gotta rush it. it's fucking balls.

eh, the crackheads don't really fuck with me when i'm pissing, if they talk i just start talking about how great it feels to pee.

When i was in Salisbury NC in November i'd had sex with this chick in the bathroom of this kid matt's house that i'd never met except for the night that i fucked the girl in his bathroom. This dude was a mid level scum bag, pretty sure that he was into heroin, always looking strung out with sunken cheeks and shit. The night at his house he started getting a little close to me, trying to lift up my shirt sleeves to look at my ink, telling me to shave my arms so the colors will stand out more, i started getting pissed and told him to fuck off, went in the kitchen and drank some moonshine with peaches in it. The next week at open mic i got blasted per usual. I was in the bathroom pissing and singing an allman brothers song because that's what i do when i'm drunk. So i hear someone come into the bathroom and just keep on singing. Then i could feel the person who came in trying to look at my shit while standing behind me. I looked in the reflection of my glasses and saw that it was the questionably homosexual kid matt. I then turned around and said "this what you're looking for?" and pissed on his jeans. That's the only time i've ever pissed on someone, i hope that i don't have to do it again.
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Post by: Mackattack on January 31, 2008, 08:53:10 AM
I think as a man it is my duty to piss in the outdoors as much as possible.

Also one time i was drunk and i went to sleep. I had what i thought was a dream where i was pissing on a pile of clothes and towells in my room, and sure enough when i woke up my clothes, carpet, and towells and cell phone were all soaked in piss.

And about a week ago i was drunk at the movies. I had to break the seal so bad but i didnt want to miss much of the movie so i walked right outside the doors and started pissing in the trash car by the door. Some guy came back from the actual bathroom and caught me in the act, piss flying out of my dick. He was shocked and he didnt confront me about it.

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Post by: ahlee on January 31, 2008, 08:54:46 AM
shitting is way cooler
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Post by: skatemore,man on January 31, 2008, 08:56:24 AM
shitting is way cooler

unless you're tripping, cause then it's impossible
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Post by: cat on January 31, 2008, 09:46:33 AM
shitting is way cooler

i use love the feeling of pushing a huge soft shit out of my tiny ass hole, it felt really good
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Post by: the canadian suit on January 31, 2008, 10:03:13 AM
last summer, my homies had a fire pit session going in, we all got wasted and my friend decided to try to put out the fire with his piss

he over shot, pissed all over his girlfriend and her friend, tried to help them, ended up knocking the portable fire pit over and catching his lawn on fire.
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Post by: skatemore,man on January 31, 2008, 10:06:08 AM
last summer, my homies had a fire pit session going in, we all got wasted and my friend decided to try to put out the fire with his piss

he over shot, pissed all over his girlfriend and her friend, tried to help them, ended up knocking the portable fire pit over and catching his lawn on fire.

that's great. i was able to picture it happening.
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 31, 2008, 10:10:09 AM
No drunk pissing story for me but when I was in high school I did watch my 8 yr old brother get up in the middle of the night completely out of it, walk to his dresser, pull the drawer out, piss all over his shirts and then shut it and go back to bed. 

Little fucker was so out of it he thought he was in the bathroom.  Mom wasn't too happy the next morning.
My cousin did the same thing, except it wasn't at his house, it was at some girl's place that he was staying at. She woke him up mid-stream, he stopped, flushed the handle to the next higher drawer and tried to get back in bed with her. She wasn't having it.

And the pissing dream sucks. It always fucks me up. I think I am at a urinal, that my aim is true, but everytime I try it just gets me all wet. I've learned cues though now, so it doesn't happen anymore. Not since tuesday atleast.

Amd shitting is great. Nothing beats a nice big log that makes you want to pass out after you drop it. Best cure to insomnia ever.
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Post by: Sleazy on January 31, 2008, 10:37:10 AM
when i was 12 i was on a ski trip with my family and pissed in the sauna at the lodge. stunk so bad the whole time we were there. i had no idea pea stunk that bad.
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Post by: nice weather on January 31, 2008, 10:39:01 AM
Oh yeah, the pissing dreams. Haunted me as a child. But funny thing is, a couple of days ago I dreamed of pissing and it felt like pissing and in the midle of it I thought -oh shit, dream! - but I didn't actually piss. I'm pretty stoked on that new skill of mine.

I don't really know good pissing stories, just the usual stories about friends who piss at the bar, while ordering a drink. Seems practical, but not for me.
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Post by: Knockout Ned on January 31, 2008, 10:40:40 AM
be carefull pissing outside guys, cops love busting people for that shit.
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Post by: nice weather on January 31, 2008, 10:53:11 AM
If you have high enough pressure, you can always try to knock them out.
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Post by: tag_king on January 31, 2008, 10:57:56 AM
haha I can just picture some drunk asshole peeing on a building, and getting tapped on the shoulder by the police. Looks behind, gets a little smirk on his face, pinches his foreskin turning his cock into a little super soaker bottle, turning around expecting to blast the cop across the street, and then just spraying the cop in the face, resulting in the most god awful beating ever.
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Post by: Knockout Ned on January 31, 2008, 11:04:47 AM
If you have high enough pressure, you can always try to knock them out.
thats one way to become the most bad ass sex offender ever.
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Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on January 31, 2008, 11:17:11 AM
i've found that when i'm too stoned i always get this feeling like i have to piss really bad. like the end of my weiner tingles with pressure but when i go to pee nothing comes out or only a few drops. i think that's what bummer high is all about. also when i drink too much and i have to pee every 15 minutes it always seems like i can't get it all out. like my pee pusher is just too tired. sometimes it helps to take breaks. it feels like your pee pusher is re inflating with pressure or something.
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 31, 2008, 11:26:22 AM
Pissing in the sauna is always great, as long as you leave afterwards. You can piss in the old school steam rooms that have the open water source too, which is really gross.
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Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on January 31, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
does anyone else pee in the shower? i do everytime but i remember a seinfield about how some people think that it's gross.
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Post by: tag_king on January 31, 2008, 11:46:50 AM
I think the issue more or less was that George was peeing in the gym shower. I do though, sometimes.. I don't try to but if I am in the midst of a shower and have to go, why not? Its fun try to decifer which stream is your actual piss too.
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Post by: Foray on January 31, 2008, 12:12:09 PM
I think the issue more or less was that George was peeing in the gym shower. I do though, sometimes.. I don't try to but if I am in the midst of a shower and have to go, why not? Its fun try to decifer which stream is your actual piss too.

I used to do this, It seems gross to me now, though.  I don't like thinking about piss all over my feet.

There used to be a place in downtown Santa Rosa that had shows all the time, right next to the square.  People would always get drunk in the square then walk back to the show.  Anyways, Sometimes the cops like to walk around and see if you got any open containers or anything.  They showed up one night in the midst of this guy pissing on a wall right in front of them.  They straight up tackled him to the ground mid-piss and busted him with his wiener hanging out. 

I hate peeing after eating mushrooms, It's the worst kind.
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Post by: Bobby Peru on January 31, 2008, 12:54:17 PM
No drunk pissing story for me but when I was in high school I did watch my 8 yr old brother get up in the middle of the night completely out of it, walk to his dresser, pull the drawer out, piss all over his shirts and then shut it and go back to bed. 

Little fucker was so out of it he thought he was in the bathroom.  Mom wasn't too happy the next morning.
My cousin did the same thing, except it wasn't at his house, it was at some girl's place that he was staying at. She woke him up mid-stream, he stopped, flushed the handle to the next higher drawer and tried to get back in bed with her. She wasn't having it.

Same thing happened to a kid I skate with. His little brother, who is 8 or 9 was playing the video game for Flushed Away, the kids movie about toilets all day. Apparently Wyatt, the kid I skate with, woke up to find his ps2 and everything around it covered in piss and yelled, "MOOOOM, SOMEONE PISSED ALL OVER MY SHIT!"

As for the sauna, I learned the hard way to leave after pissing on the rocks when I was in 4th grade. The thing is, me and my friends were in 4th grade and stupid, so we just went back and kept taking turns doing it.
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 31, 2008, 01:05:08 PM
I'll piss in the shower. Piss is sterile and its acidity is good for athlete's foot.
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 31, 2008, 01:29:31 PM
I heart pissing and ejaculating on breasts.
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Post by: Warren on January 31, 2008, 01:36:09 PM
does anyone else pee in the shower? i do everytime but i remember a seinfield about how some people think that it's gross.
It's all pipes.
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Post by: cahl on January 31, 2008, 06:11:21 PM
i wuv pissing in the shower
pissing in snow
having my piss steam if i go outside in the cold
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Post by: oklahomie on January 31, 2008, 06:38:30 PM
pissing in the shower is the best thing ever.
the water is all warm around you and your piss stream is warm..it's amazing.
it's also fun too piss on your girlfriend in the shower.. unless she catches you and slaps the shit out of your dick
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Post by: Dangerdoom on January 31, 2008, 06:52:04 PM
sometimes i listen to the Wu while I'm pooing.
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Post by: Raw!!! on January 31, 2008, 07:15:29 PM
Sometimes when its raining and I have nothing to do I just drink tea all day long so I piss every 10 minutes. I guess I'm an exciting person.
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Post by: mikefork on January 31, 2008, 07:40:08 PM
i like taking dumps in urinals
i feel like an asshole after i do it, but eventually i get over it because i know that if the right person sees it, they will laugh
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Post by: rocklobster on January 31, 2008, 08:07:52 PM
Sometimes when its raining and I have nothing to do I just drink tea all day long so I piss every 10 minutes. I guess I'm an exciting person.

i smiled to myself when i read that.....

i piss on cars and into empty bottles when im drunk... and try to trick my friends into drinking it....  almost work once, then the dude asked why the liquid was all warm....
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Post by: whitemanjazz on January 31, 2008, 08:20:18 PM
It's awesome until it's that dark gold pee.
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Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on January 31, 2008, 08:56:36 PM
last summer, my homies had a fire pit session going in, we all got wasted and my friend decided to try to put out the fire with his piss

he over shot, pissed all over his girlfriend and her friend, tried to help them, ended up knocking the portable fire pit over and catching his lawn on fire.

that's great. i was able to picture it happening.

thats not a bad thing though, because now he has a story to tell for the rest of his life


but anyways, i peed about 8 times today, matching my former record
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Post by: coolio on January 31, 2008, 09:04:31 PM
gnarliest piss i ever took was when i was sober
i was in midtown manhattan skating bubble banks and couldnt think of where to go, so i sat on the bench pulled my dick out and just started pissing up and over making sure it wouldnt hit my pants, shit was shooting up like a water fountain
i saw people approaching and had to turn to the right, got a little of it on my jeans, but its alll good

drunk once in brooklyn, not looking around or giving a fuck decided to just piss in this corner of a gate
as soon as i finish theres a cop car coming up the block, i try to keep walking away like nothing happened and they pull up next to me and tell me to come over
they ask for my ID, which i didnt have and i thought this was going to become a real problem, but sure enough all they did was just make me feel stupid and told me to go home, that is the 2nd time not having an ID has saved me from getting a ticket
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Post by: brooklyn brawler on February 01, 2008, 12:54:28 PM
My friend had this thing for about a month where he'd always piss himself when he drank. Whether it'd be when he slept, or if it was cold on the way home from the pub and he wanted to warm himself up. He got the thing where he'd piss in public places. Like after the bar, he'd face everyone at the window or in front of a crowd, whip his pants to his ankles, and just start pissing.

One day I was sitting at a seat, and across the dance floor, he just comes running at me full speed with his dick out pissing. I think he got my leg or my arm or even my face or something. I chased after him, but he got kicked out quickly after that. People thought we were a weird gay couple after that, since I didn't freak out over a little bit of piss.



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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on February 01, 2008, 01:04:20 PM
My friend got busted taking a piss in a park in Santa Cruz. Told me it was the most embarassing court date/ arrest on his record ever.

My best/worst piss ever was when I got arrested protesting the Iraq war in SF the day it broke out. I had to piss really badly before I got arrested. They arrested me and put me on a bus, and it took 3 hours of processing before I could hit the can. It hurt so badly, but impressed me with my ability to hold it in. When I finally pissed in this nasty urinal the stream was just a fat spray shooting out so hard it felt like it was almost propelling me backwards. It felt amazing, the ultimate relief after that physical stress of holding it in. I still remember that piss vividly. After that for a while though I had trouble pissing, I think holding it that long wasn't very good for me.
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Post by: coreyquinn on February 01, 2008, 01:35:06 PM
after drinking heavily earlier and pissing all over a public bathroom, i really started to reminisc(sp) on my days of being drunk and peeing on funny things. such as in grocery store freezers, mall stores on merchandise, other people, my own room, fuck, i figured you guys might have some awesome stories
i just want everone to know that #1 is a ginger
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Post by: Destroy AND/OR Destroy on February 03, 2008, 12:25:50 PM
Jeff loves to shit, loves to piss. Anywhere, and possibly everywhere. Jeff got suspended in Grade 9 for pissing in the hallway at school, should have known Jeff would never get away with it. Jeff pissed on the stairs at the skatepark, when he (Jeff) was drunk, and proceeded to roll the fuck out of his (Jeff) ankle. Karma police. This talented little kid there nollie flipped over the puddle (Jeff piss) left at the bottom of the stairs, hype.

Jeff got dumped on a date once, because Jeff thought Jeff would get away with pissing under the table, by the booth. She (Jeff,s date) was offended pretty damn bad, oh well. Her loss. Jeff has successfully pissed in many restaurant booths, and on/around public buildings, in his (Jeff) pissing adventures. Jeff once shat on the loading dock behind a supermarket. Pissed in the crowd at a Senators game, in the parking lot of a Senators game, and will hopefully shit on something at the arena one day.

Favorite place to piss? The fountain at the public park. Jeff once failed and got caught shitting behind a tree at said public park. A little embarrassing.
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Post by: ed on February 03, 2008, 12:36:22 PM
once I got drunk and pissed on a chruch...fuck I'm going to hell.
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Post by: Destroy AND/OR Destroy on February 03, 2008, 12:38:27 PM
ABD.
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Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on February 03, 2008, 01:01:50 PM
i was at the bottom of the grand canyon and had to piss super bad. i would've just gone outside but there were all these mexicans around having a barbecue or something. luckily i found a porta-potty but as soon as i started pissing about 700 flies came out from the bowl. i still dry heave thinking about it.
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Post by: cat on February 03, 2008, 01:24:11 PM
after scientific calculations, i cum a ratio of 5:1 bear spit to seimen