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Title: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
Post by: Sleazy on April 01, 2008, 08:15:56 AM: (http://soaringontop.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/blindpuppy.jpg)
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 01, 2008, 08:17:04 AM: Damian is not going to be happy about this April fools prank.
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Post by: cold budweisers on April 01, 2008, 09:39:13 AM: yeah, sexx tape i made with her, hasn't leaked yet. deep dickin to some she and him tunes
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Post by: tag_king on April 01, 2008, 09:49:53 AM: I am at work, and I still prayed that this was true.. even though down deep I knew it would never be. She has way to much class anyway.
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Post by: SR Junky on April 01, 2008, 10:20:27 AM: All of these april fools threads have gotme on an emotional rollercoaster.
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Post by: Say Hi on April 01, 2008, 10:25:33 AM: Orly?
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Post by: loophole on April 01, 2008, 10:30:54 AM: fuck you fuck you up the ass with a paddle i'm so bummed
i was about to renounce my atheism but i guess now i'm safe
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Post by: danny phillips on April 01, 2008, 10:39:02 AM: im dissappointed
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Post by: Guinness on April 01, 2008, 04:03:29 PM: Quote from: danny phillips on April 01, 2008, 10:39:02 AM
im dissappointed
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Post by: j....soy..... on April 01, 2008, 06:35:03 PM: i think in weeds she gives someone a handjob....
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Post by: BriDen on April 01, 2008, 08:30:13 PM: Quote from: SR Junky on April 01, 2008, 10:20:27 AM
All of these april fools threads have gotme on an emotional rollercoaster.
I clicked this thread so fast, and before it loaded, I remembered what day it was. April fools day has never been so cruel.
Title: Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
Post by: Sleazy on April 02, 2008, 06:07:20 AM: Quote from: jsoy on April 01, 2008, 06:35:03 PM
i think in weeds she gives someone a handjob....

is that show any good?
Title: Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
Post by: tag_king on April 02, 2008, 06:48:41 AM: The show has its moments.. people on here seem to be pretty stoked on it. It is an entertaining watch, thats for sure.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/50/Zooey-deschanel.jpg/220px-Zooey-deschanel.jpg)

babe.
Title: Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
Post by: Nancy Chin The Manicurist on April 02, 2008, 09:21:23 AM: Quote from: jsoy on April 01, 2008, 06:35:03 PM
i think in weeds she gives someone a handjob....

yes, she did...and it was fucking hot (as suspected).
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Post by: gangsta fred on April 02, 2008, 09:34:12 AM: Motherfuck that pale bitch, paler than vicodin, fuck seeing a roadmap of veins on the pale.

-the ace of spades
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Post by: damian on April 02, 2008, 09:53:28 AM: dear fred, i enjoy killing the clit of wifey, mrs. zooey deschanel-rowe. i enjoy eating extravagant blt sandwiches, no tomato, triple bacon, in the morning with her, while i brew us tea. i enjoy getting a beej as part of my hangover solutions, too. i actually also enjoy licking the trail of her veins, and nibbling on her earlobe, while she tells me about movie roles. hell, ill even sit and listen to her talk about her sister. but i do not enjoy you patronizing wifey in such a manner. nuh uh. unnecessary, gangstar, unnecessary.

-the ace of base