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Title: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 03, 2008, 08:56:38 AM
Hey Beeda,
We are getting heat from the publisher cause Doug Browns lawyers have gotten involved.  We are looking to handle this as simply and non intrusive as possible.  So they main request they have is that all copyrighted photos from his site be removed.  If you could help get the word around to the others and take down any offending pictures you had that would help alot. Thanks in advance.
Nick

post videos, articlles, stories of child molestation, just share on this topic!
Beeda Weeda (not doug brown)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 03, 2008, 08:58:44 AM
he is appreciated over at my camp
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 03, 2008, 09:06:14 AM
Lame
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 03, 2008, 09:11:09 AM
i heard he doesnt lift the seat when taking a piss....  and doesnt flush after....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 03, 2008, 09:15:15 AM
he was an instructor at my skate camp, and when I asked him how to to backside grabs, he touched my ass, I never told anybody before this, gawd, that felt good to get off my chest
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Mackattack on April 03, 2008, 09:16:25 AM
i heard he doesnt lift the seat when taking a piss....  and doesnt flush after....

 I heard he lifts the seat to take a shit...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MFS on April 03, 2008, 09:17:05 AM
hahahahahaha, Doug Brown deserves to ripped apart by wolverines, wolverines with aids!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 03, 2008, 09:26:22 AM
Edit: by Twitch, Sorry guys no copyrighted photos of his


dude's got his own cd, line of deodorant, and dvds....  maybe we should stop riding his nuts so hard....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 03, 2008, 09:28:33 AM
ok, after this post^ I retract my statement about him being lame. He's obviously awesome.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 03, 2008, 09:29:49 AM
hahahahahaha, Doug Brown deserves to ripped apart by wolverines, wolverines with aids!

hey only appreciation here
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: damian on April 03, 2008, 09:33:52 AM
i was watching doug brown play basketball, 21 to be exact, and he was straight murking niggas on the move. but i soon realized, that doug cannot dribble the ball between his legs, because his sasquatch schlong gets in the way, and takes all the glory. if you have never seen a dick do a crossover with a basketball, or someone block a layup with a half-hard dick, i recommend you watch doug at the local ymca. <3
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 03, 2008, 09:35:20 AM
Beyond his amazing on board skills, Doug Brown wrote, directed, produced, and starred in the feature film "Nun Raper: Bad Habitz".

im sorry i cant gnar you more than once every 24 hours....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 03, 2008, 09:37:21 AM
i was watching doug brown play basketball, 21 to be exact, and he was straight murking niggas on the move. but i soon realized, that doug cannot dribble the ball between his legs, because his sasquatch schlong gets in the way, and takes all the glory. if you have never seen a dick do a crossover with a basketball, or someone block a layup with a half-hard dick, i recommend you watch doug at the local ymca. <3


i seriously cant even talk after reading this post
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 03, 2008, 09:43:35 AM
I believe that doug brown is the second coming of Christ, except retarded, and I also don't beleive in god, so....I believe Doug Brown is retarded.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: danny phillips on April 03, 2008, 09:45:29 AM
i was watching doug brown play basketball, 21 to be exact, and he was straight murking niggas on the move. but i soon realized, that doug cannot dribble the ball between his legs, because his sasquatch schlong gets in the way, and takes all the glory. if you have never seen a dick do a crossover with a basketball, or someone block a layup with a half-hard dick, i recommend you watch doug at the local ymca. <3

lol..i can picture that in my head and i cant stop laughing
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 03, 2008, 10:34:58 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aUEyUGdFE4w
uncle doug......ya he touched me -Owen 2018

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKsFXLP2JkU&NR=1
RAD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmBamW4TmtQ&NR=1
avitar time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmBamW4TmtQ&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08-JceTxiuY&NR=1
pro spotlight!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCidbDpoBRs
interview,


LEDGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 03, 2008, 10:44:59 AM
i have no idea whats going on or who dude is, but that 1st youtube video is kinda creepy, dude talks funny
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 03, 2008, 10:48:09 AM
fuck rodney vs daewon, its all about doug vs todd
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 03, 2008, 10:49:32 AM
keep talkin guys, wait til chomp2 drops.

(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/148/47775543ly1.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Matze on April 03, 2008, 10:50:22 AM
^^haha. selfmade pros can be so lame. fuck this redneck.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 03, 2008, 10:50:36 AM
Dear Beautifull Doug Brown,


What abec of Ninja bearings do you ride?


(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3364/6209192191254a86aad42a4zz4.jpg[/mig]

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3364/6209192191254a86aad42a4zz4.jpg

[img]http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1797/unicornpk1.jpg)

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1797/unicornpk1.jpg

http://happypassage.blogspot.com/


Love,

BB


Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 03, 2008, 10:55:08 AM
Dear Beautifull Doug Brown,


What abec of Ninja bearings do you ride?


(http://www.loopd.com/RFS/33/62091921-9125-4a86-aad4-2a4752c9ef98l.jpg[/mig]


[img]http://unicornbaby.com/images/unicorn.jpg)

http://happypassage.blogspot.com/


Love,

BB




no. fucking. way.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 03, 2008, 11:03:26 AM
i dont believe it.  i cant believe it.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 03, 2008, 11:14:43 AM
This song is dedicated to this thread.

(http://spectacle.provocateuse.com/images/spectacles/axl_rose_01.jpg)


Why do you look at me when you hate me
Why should I look at you when you make me hate you to
I sense a smell of retribution in the air
I don't even understand why the fuck you even care
And I don't need your jealousy yeah
Why drag me down in your misery
And when you stare don't you think I feel it
But I'm gonna deal it back to you in spades
When I'm havin' fun ya know I can't conceal it
'Cause I know you'd never cut it in my game- Oh no
And when you're talkin' about a vasectomy- Yeah
I'll be writin' down your obituary-
HISTORY

You got your bitches with
the silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair,
Collagen lip projections
Who are you to criticize my intentions
Got your subtle manipulative devices
Just like you I got my vices
I got a thought that would be nice
I'd like to crush your head tight in my vice- PAIN!!

And that goes for all you punks in the press
That want to start shit by printin' lies instead of the things we said
That means you
Andy Secher at Hit Parader
Circus Magazine
Mick Wall at Kerrang
Bob Guccione Jr. at Spin,
What you pissed off cuz your dad gets more pussy than you?
Fuck you
Suck my fuckin' dick

You be rippin' off the fuckin' kids
While they be payin' their hard earned money to read about the bands
They want to know about
Printin' lies startin' controversy
You wanta antagonize me
Antagonize me motherfucker
Get in the ring motherfucker
And I'll kick your bitchy little ass
PUNK

I don't like you, I just hate you
I gonna kick your ass,
Oh yeah! Ohyeah!

You may not like our integrity yeah
We built a world out of anarchy
Oh yeah!

AND IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 850 POUNDS- GUNS N' ROSES

Get in the ring
Yeah

Yeah this song is dedicated to
All the Guns n'fuckin' Roses fans
Who stuck with us through all the Fucking shit
And to all those opposed...
Hmm...well
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 03, 2008, 11:17:22 AM
please tell me he skates for jesus?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: cheep on April 03, 2008, 11:21:54 AM
wow... all these years, ive been smoking and drinking, and have not become a pro skateboarder.  Doug Browns SK8 STRAIGHT program has tought me that im a fuck up, and if i turn my life around i can be a pro like him.  amazing.

did this guy have anything to do with I-LEVEL?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 03, 2008, 11:23:23 AM
[size=20]SO ARE YOU BEAUTIFULL OR WHAT?!?!?!?![/size]


(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3364/6209192191254a86aad42a4zz4.jpg)

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3364/6209192191254a86aad42a4zz4.jpg

(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1797/unicornpk1.jpg)

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1797/unicornpk1.jpg

http://happypassage.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: nocomply on April 03, 2008, 11:34:29 AM
amazing if it's true.... holy shit.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 03, 2008, 11:37:27 AM
the existential crisis we now must face is:  if it proves to be true that doug brown really is/was 'beautiful', and also that 'beautiful' is/was doug brown, does that make each of them even cooler than before?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 03, 2008, 11:38:14 AM
can't stop...won't stop...eh eh eh eh
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 03, 2008, 11:39:35 AM
the existential crisis we now must face is:  if it proves to be true that doug brown really is/was 'beautiful', and also that 'beautiful' is/was doug brown, does that make each of them even cooler than before?
theres no way, i won't believe it, i actually enjoy reading beautifuls retarded comments....cant be doug brown
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 03, 2008, 11:42:57 AM
i dont know, he swore to be an industry dude and would never post pics or footy.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: tag_king on April 03, 2008, 11:45:25 AM
hahaha this is getting good.. I didn't have faith in the thread at first.. but this could get awesome.

And just picture how this post actually went down..


well i was on the internet and some how i ended up here, so i started writing. i figure this is a blog so i should write about something completely confusing and deep. yet i am sitting in my apartment listening to the beach boys and i cant think of anything that important to stress out over. so if your reading this i found out how to post a blog!

–doug

I actually feel bad thinking about Doug making this blog post.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 03, 2008, 11:48:54 AM
i picture him sitting at his desk twirling his keyboard like a globetrotter would a basketball.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 03, 2008, 11:49:58 AM
I'm going to film the 5 flat ground tricks for the next vid.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 03, 2008, 12:06:38 PM
You know it took him ten minutes to type because he kept on doing handplants midsentence.
I'm going to re-gnar you tommorow! fuckin' killing me!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 03, 2008, 12:13:47 PM
I'm going to film the 5 flat ground tricks for the next vid.

keep in mind that they don't count if you pop them
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Foray on April 03, 2008, 12:15:13 PM
Too perfect a match, I hope it's true.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 03, 2008, 12:27:31 PM
I'm going to film the 5 flat ground tricks for the next vid.

keep in mind that they don't count if you pop them

Noted. I just found the most perfect air conditioner. It was in the thrasher epic spots book.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 03, 2008, 12:30:32 PM
sometimes theres 2 bricks in the way, you just gotta move em.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 03, 2008, 12:36:17 PM
sometimes theres 2 bricks in the way, you just gotta move em.

A palette of bricks can't stop doug!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 03, 2008, 12:36:54 PM
can someone please let me know who this dude is? obviously a todd falcon of sorts but what did i miss, did he come on the boards and start slingin shit?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 03, 2008, 12:42:21 PM
can someone please let me know who this dude is? obviously a todd falcon of sorts but what did i miss, did he come on the boards and start slingin shit?

check the first post of this thread.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sergioflorez on April 03, 2008, 12:43:58 PM
damn, slap detectives at it again. nobody is safe. im going to watch gleaming the cube now.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sweatloaf on April 03, 2008, 12:45:04 PM
Seems like Doug Brown would be way to positive of a person to be Beautiful. He probably doesn't bad mouth anybody. he's always in his happy place.

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 03, 2008, 12:46:17 PM
can someone please let me know who this dude is? obviously a todd falcon of sorts but what did i miss, did he come on the boards and start slingin shit?
he's a pro skater, and he touched me in inappropriate places during my stay at an un named skateboard camp.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 03, 2008, 12:50:36 PM
oh god, i wish i got my account back sooner, i hate missing the juicy shit...wheres this dude live, i wanna skate that air condtioner spot.  an air conditioner to a cellar door, doug browns been there before
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: tag_king on April 03, 2008, 12:55:46 PM
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&action=profile;u=3779;sa=showPosts

I don't know, reading these posts and thinking about them coming from a 30 year old loser seem to make a lot of sense. This is going to be one of those things I am going to get really excited about and am going to try and explain to people outside of slap, but the funny won't transfer over. I love this stuff, but hate it for that reason.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 03, 2008, 01:00:21 PM
one word: extension

(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/1046/77374465wc4.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Foray on April 03, 2008, 01:08:59 PM
one word: extension

(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/1046/77374465wc4.jpg)

fake style, his back foot is fully aesthetic, he has to ditch his obsession with style and learn the raw basics of footplant-based skateboarding.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 03, 2008, 01:30:37 PM
Doug's website
http://www.dougbrownskate.com


(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh181/cf12345/canada.jpg)


Doug motherfuckin' Brown skating a park about 10 misn from my house! I'm fuckin' stoked!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sergioflorez on April 03, 2008, 01:53:16 PM
I think the climax of this thread is when we all show up to a Doug Brown demo drunk as fuck and ruin everyone's day with our enthusiasm.

i'm down. slap pal tuck knee huck jam brodeo patrocinado por ninja bearings.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 03, 2008, 01:55:22 PM
is this, um, some kind of christian thing?  or more a mike vallely crossbred with todd falcon and andy mac thing?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 03, 2008, 02:19:44 PM
Dude, did you know Doug Brown is actually a muslim? He refuses to put his hand on the heart during the pledge of allegience and was sworn into the ranks of pro skateboarding on a koran!
Al Qaeda swore they would attack us from within next, what better way than with the trusted, and beloved Doug Brown!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: KnockoutNed on April 03, 2008, 02:33:13 PM
fuck...
http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/skatestraight/skatestraight.htm
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Foray on April 03, 2008, 02:49:37 PM
Quote
I've seen people throw their life away because of substance abuse and it's no laughing matter. While home from touring a couple years ago I met up with a skater friend of mine from back in the day. He wanted to bring along a friend of his they called "drunk Tim." I thought this should be interesting. So we picked him up at his ex-girlfriends run down apartment. He entered the car and completely reeked of beer. With missing teeth he was showing us pictures of his son that he lost custody of. I had figured he was in his mid fourties but soon found out we were the same age. All I could think is that this could of been me had I chose to turn to drugs and alcohol. We went to a nearby ramp and skated for a few. He was falling and stumbling about while people laughed and cheered him on. I didn't find the humor in what was taking place. I actually felt sad and unstoked to skate around him. The overwhelming feeling of keeping on the right path in life consumed me. Yeah, it might seem funny when someone is being a clown but it's what's underneath the surface of the activty that isn't so funny. I've carried this memory with me in my travels. I've been to events where I've been offered to do things and have always stood firm and confident in my beliefs. I get emails daily from kids asking about getting sponsored. Companies want someone that will show up on time and that is reliable. There is a very serious side to this subject. Getting involved in drugs is a dead end path, period. When I get down or depressed I jump on my board and moments later I'm in a different place, a healthy place. Find your natural highs in life. They're everywhere, Doug Brown

(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/dbs2/pho5new.jpg)


Also, I was looking at this picture somebody posted and im trying to figure out if its switch or an mtv mirror job.

(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/dbpix/landnew.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kilgore. on April 03, 2008, 02:59:57 PM
this is rather epic if beatifull turns out to be ol' dougie brown.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Rusty Champignon on April 03, 2008, 03:16:57 PM
look at his fucking cd!!!

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/bestofsale.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: eight oh eight on April 03, 2008, 03:35:14 PM
Hey Beeda,
We are getting heat from the publisher cause Doug Browns lawyers have gotten involved.  We are looking to handle this as simply and non intrusive as possible.  So they main request they have is that all copyrighted photos from his site be removed.  If you could help get the word around to the others and take down any offending pictures you had that would help alot. Thanks in advance.
Nick

would photoshopping a fat dick on his face nullify any copyright edict?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 03, 2008, 03:38:02 PM
This one isn't very offensive...




Because you are so BEAUUUUUUUUTIFULL girl.... That's why we all know you're Doug. You have me suiiiiiicidal... SUICIDALLLLLL....




(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51jrsObci7L._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Choad Muskrat on April 03, 2008, 03:57:40 PM
wow, beautiful has some explaining to do
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: TheFrontSeatLife on April 03, 2008, 03:59:35 PM
Doug Brown Fun Fact: In that Youtube video where he says "5-0's here, I gotta get outta here." he wasn't skating. If you get my meaning.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bobby Peru on April 03, 2008, 04:25:17 PM
This guy is a professional "that kid at the skatepark." Just goes to show you, kids...if you keep at it, you too can continue to embarrass yourself into your 30s.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 03, 2008, 04:40:00 PM

(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/dbpix/landnew.jpg)


(http://members.aol.com/SolistAvadar/Jesus_Painting.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 03, 2008, 04:57:01 PM
im going to email him and see if he'll come out and speak at the satepark and detention center, and when he gets here i will drop him off in the hoodest part of the city and go home to see him on the news....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 03, 2008, 05:01:21 PM
look at his fucking cd!!!

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/bestofsale.jpg)


"A timeless sense of British melody, quirky lyrics and pop
alchemy, skillfully inter weaved with an American
appreciation of rhythm rock intensity."
- C. Worthington, Blockout Magazine
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Foray on April 03, 2008, 05:41:03 PM
look at his fucking cd!!!

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/bestofsale.jpg)


"A timeless sense of British melody, quirky lyrics and pop
alchemy, skillfully inter weaved with an American
appreciation of rhythm rock intensity."
- C. Worthington, Blockout Magazine

oh jebus...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: guy le douche on April 03, 2008, 06:01:18 PM
look at his fucking cd!!!

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/bestofsale.jpg)


"A timeless sense of British melody, quirky lyrics and pop
alchemy, skillfully inter weaved with an American
appreciation of rhythm rock intensity."
- C. Worthington, Blockout Magazine
if this dude is actually the real beautifull ill shit my pants...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Guile on April 03, 2008, 06:07:40 PM
i dont know who the fuck doug brown is but there was a pedophile in my neighbour with the same name and he drove a blue mazda miata. if that doesnt scream kook i dont know what does...

(http://www.christopheryee.net/pics/miata.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: gangsta fred on April 03, 2008, 06:23:42 PM
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....

I have nothing, I cannot comprehend a man of this magnitude.

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: gangsta fred on April 03, 2008, 06:26:22 PM
Shit, Fred still has no hateful remarks that this Doug Brown has not done to himself.

-the ace of spadaes
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: guy le douche on April 03, 2008, 06:30:31 PM
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....
Doug Fucking Brown....

I have nothing, I cannot comprehend a man of this magnitude.

-the ace of spades
doug brown is that you ~~???~~
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: gangsta fred on April 03, 2008, 06:35:12 PM
I ought to bite your cock off and stab you with it.

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: guy le douche on April 03, 2008, 06:59:36 PM
so its a yes
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: gangsta fred on April 03, 2008, 07:01:39 PM
Would you like me to teach you Miller flips?

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: guy le douche on April 03, 2008, 07:03:13 PM
im already ahead of you on that one...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: gangsta fred on April 03, 2008, 07:07:01 PM
Doug Brown does not believe you.

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 03, 2008, 09:03:19 PM
Dude, did you know Doug Brown is actually a muslim? He refuses to put his hand on the heart during the pledge of allegience and was sworn into the ranks of pro skateboarding on a koran!
Al Qaeda swore they would attack us from within next, what better way than with the trusted, and beloved Doug Brown!

im actually muslim, so this hurts me.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on April 03, 2008, 09:08:46 PM
look at his fucking cd!!!

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/bestofsale.jpg)


"A timeless sense of British melody, quirky lyrics and pop
alchemy, skillfully inter weaved with an American
appreciation of rhythm rock intensity."
- C. Worthington, Blockout Magazine

Can someone please buy this and post it on here???? maybe I'll just do it.  Shit.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Mooley on April 03, 2008, 09:10:04 PM
This is just too goddamn much.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on April 03, 2008, 09:12:12 PM
Some sweet as pics from his page.  These were from the "spotlight" section.


oh snap, it's my two favorite skaters!!
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5213/miketq3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)



NO DOUG, IT'S TO CRAZY!!!
(http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8656/dougdrop2bp6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


Tap that.
(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/643/copszb2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)



Flashin the WESTSIDE!!!
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4483/triple8nk7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on April 03, 2008, 09:25:38 PM
Shit, I'm sorry, there are just to many

(http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/2447/columbusyq2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


the guy's put out a shitload of cd's.
(http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/874/picture2ky0.png) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 03, 2008, 11:24:57 PM
i want to get him in a car and we can drive around and when the police pull us over i can tell them:

"oh yeah we met on the internet and he promised me candy and funny stories...."
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: defiantnate on April 04, 2008, 12:04:50 AM
Holy shit, this thread is hilarious.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 04, 2008, 12:09:18 AM
Dude, did you know Doug Brown is actually a muslim? He refuses to put his hand on the heart during the pledge of allegience and was sworn into the ranks of pro skateboarding on a koran!
Al Qaeda swore they would attack us from within next, what better way than with the trusted, and beloved Doug Brown!

im actually muslim, so this hurts me.
Really? I was just taking the "Barack Obama is a muslim" rumor and replacing Doug Brown's name. I meant no disrespect to Islam. Doug Brown probably isn't muslim anyway, Sorry for implying he was.


And photoshopped dicks should be a go as long as they cover 10% of his face or more, according to the Steve Rocco school of law.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 04, 2008, 12:13:42 AM
Change the thread name to "Beautiful's Handplants Are Da Bomb Shit".
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: frisco on April 04, 2008, 02:17:53 AM
wow if this is true, just wow.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sergioflorez on April 04, 2008, 02:52:52 AM
first MAXALLMIGHTY posing as a nike am, now Beautifull isn't coming to defend himself. fake accounts need to step their game up.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 04, 2008, 05:18:17 AM
NO DOUG, IT'S TO CRAZY!!!
(http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8656/dougdrop2bp6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

this had me laughing for at least 7 minutes.


and gipper, no offense taken at all.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Choad Muskrat on April 04, 2008, 05:56:13 AM
NO DOUG, IT'S TO CRAZY!!!
(http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8656/dougdrop2bp6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

this had me laughing for at least 7 minutes.


haha that comment above the photo had me lauging

and look whos holding the thing up, some weird confused 90's breakdancing suburbian wiggers
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Choad Muskrat on April 04, 2008, 05:58:03 AM
Shit, I'm sorry, there are just to many

(http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/2447/columbusyq2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


the guy's put out a shitload of cd's.
(http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/874/picture2ky0.png) (http://imageshack.us)

lol, i you turn this pic sideways it looks like he's dancing a ho-down
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Choad Muskrat on April 04, 2008, 06:04:08 AM
Hey Guys!
(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4680/dougbrowneh2.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 04, 2008, 07:22:48 AM
NO DOUG, IT'S TO CRAZY!!!
(http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8656/dougdrop2bp6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

this had me laughing for at least 7 minutes.


haha that comment above the photo had me lauging

and look whos holding the thing up, some weird confused 90's breakdancing suburbian wiggers
"guys, guys, coem over here, Doug Brown is going to bomb drop off of 20 bread pallets"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 04, 2008, 08:48:05 AM
i think chuck norris has finally met his match.....  round house kick vs miller flips, all bets are off!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sweets on April 04, 2008, 09:23:16 AM
This is too much. I will not be taking my son to any Doug Brown demos. Everybody knows the Mazda Miata is the new kidnapper van.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: tag_king on April 04, 2008, 09:27:41 AM
Take him! He needs to learn what a douchebag is at some point. And what better way to show him then Doug Brown in his natural skatepark habitat. Ideally it will be some sort of set up in a hockey arena or something.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bipsmound on April 04, 2008, 09:34:19 AM
I gotta hear some of his tunes.  What kind of sick individual would own the whole Doug Brown discography. 

This is sadly lacking in the tunage: http://www.myspace.com/dougbrownzone 
but it does advertise:

Limited Edition - Doug Brown's Plugged In Christmas
26 Traditional Christmas songs performed and arranged by Doug Brown
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 04, 2008, 09:52:56 AM
One thing that is for sure, this dude has been BUSY, but you'd think with all the fame and the money heed do one thing.
Get those god dmaned  teeth fixed! wtf!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on April 04, 2008, 01:46:21 PM
How awesome would it be to find out every skate photo on his site was taken with a tripod and time delay?

If not, I wanna meet that photographer because you know that guy is a total kook as well.

*Note:  Anytime you see a "pro" with a Sobe shirt on be very, very suspicious.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sergioflorez on April 04, 2008, 03:11:46 PM
classic slap?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 04, 2008, 03:58:20 PM
classic slap?

Classic when Beautifull finally posts.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: skaterdavid on April 04, 2008, 05:43:43 PM
classic slap?

Classic when Beautifull/Doug Brown finally posts.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: guy le douche on April 04, 2008, 11:28:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cVD-xEHIio
how is this guy pro ??? i really dont get it.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Perfection* on April 04, 2008, 11:32:34 PM
How are you sponsored guy le douche?

Show me some of your footage... not the skating type.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Nika on April 05, 2008, 01:02:36 AM
LOL I assure you Doug Brown didn't write that WTF
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sony MDR V2 headphones on April 05, 2008, 06:51:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cVD-xEHIio
how is this guy pro ??? i really dont get it.

it's not like he's pro for some big name company, but still.

he just needs to stick to his local skatewave park and be the nice guy all the 7-14 year old skaters look up to.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 05, 2008, 09:56:46 AM
So, to "make it" in the skating biz you can either

-rip and know someone w/ a company
-enter the contest arena and never leave
-put out a pj ladd/jimmy mcdonald quality homie vid part and weasle your way in

or...

just tell everyone you're pro untill it's regarded as truth?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kilgore. on April 05, 2008, 10:12:56 AM
Beautifull

Last Active:   April 02, 2008, 04:14:24 AM


Fuck! where has he been?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: lenny on April 05, 2008, 10:22:54 AM
Beyond his amazing on board skills, Doug Brown wrote, directed, produced, and starred in the feature film "Nun Raper: Bad Habitz".

He was really good in that!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: wake and bacon on April 05, 2008, 10:57:22 AM
i think the fact that beautifull hasn't posted yet solidifies the fact that... he is doug brown

this is insane! hahaha
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 05, 2008, 11:51:29 AM
So, to "make it" in the skating biz you can either

-rip and know someone w/ a company
-enter the contest arena and never leave
-put out a pj ladd/jimmy mcdonald quality homie vid part and weasle your way in

or...

just tell everyone you're pro untill it's regarded as truth?

My roommate came home wasted from the bars llast night with a bunch of boards and stickers, he walked in the door and said "I lost my wallet somewhere out there, but I'm sponsored now, so I guess its ok."
I guess that is a way too? Sponsorship in reality is totally retarded.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 05, 2008, 01:42:09 PM
Beautifull

Last Active:   April 02, 2008, 04:14:24 AM


Fuck! where has he been?

prob bummed that he has yet to reach pal status....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 05, 2008, 05:24:46 PM
BEAUTIFULL!!! MAKE A FUCKING POST!!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 05, 2008, 06:29:50 PM
So, to "make it" in the skating biz you can either

-rip and know someone w/ a company
-enter the contest arena and never leave
-put out a pj ladd/jimmy mcdonald quality homie vid part and weasle your way in

or...

just tell everyone you're pro untill it's regarded as truth?

My roommate came home wasted from the bars llast night with a bunch of boards and stickers, he walked in the door and said "I lost my wallet somewhere out there, but I'm sponsored now, so I guess its ok."
I guess that is a way too? Sponsorship in reality is totally retarded.
sounds like your roomate sponsored himself
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 06, 2008, 07:15:15 AM
Damn, all of Doug's vids have been removed. Fucking lame... I've seen them already, but it sucks (and is sort of a blessing) for those that haven't.

Now, if Doug weren't passing himself off as a pro, or inserting so much ego wrapped up in a guise of being humble, but rather being shits and giggles, he'd probably be fun to ride with. But the dude is incredibly full of himself (as I gathered from some of his self-written bios).

A good friend of mine that runs a skate-dedicated site sent me these links:
http://www.skateabsolute.com/sk8board/proteam/dougbrown/dougbrown.html

http://www.skateamerica.com/sitemap/content/pages/Doug-Brown-Bio---Skateboarder-5068.html

...that same good friend mentioned that they had recieved an email from Doug's manager, in which the manager claimed that Doug had been "featured" in Thrasher. It turns out that he had actually made it into Photograffiti. Pure awesome.

Homie knows how to milk it. I wonder if he makes enough off his sponsors to not have to have a day job?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 06, 2008, 07:39:41 AM
highlights include:


"To this day, I maintain that my days of doing shoulder spins and “the robot” greatly benefited my skateboarding."

"Looking back I can see I was learning to communicate with my skating."

"In my blood I felt I was going to do something special and different,"

"My reputation at school morphed from the skater guy to the music guy".

"my cd was getting reviewed in lots of publications, the most notable being Scene Magazine. The jerk, I mean critic, went on how talented I was but slammed me for this and that. Actually, this was good practice for what was waiting for me in the future....   criticism made my skin very thick."

"Even the pros seemed to be thinking, “Who the hell is this guy?”"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on April 06, 2008, 07:55:43 AM
Quote
Looking back, those formative years made me who I am today.

Impeccable logic.



Actually, I want that whole bio in my sig.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on April 06, 2008, 08:31:32 AM
BEAUTIFULL!!! MAKE A FUCKING POST!!!

just saw him post in the 'movies that made you cry' thread.  I wonder if he's check'd this one yet
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: schlegs on April 06, 2008, 08:37:47 AM
Well, he knows about this because dougbrownskate.com isnt working now and he took all his videos off youtube. 

Except this one, $5 is a small price to pay for an exzibit of such indubitable magitude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRw8SgnqB3Y
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sergioflorez on April 06, 2008, 08:39:30 AM
BEAUTIFULL!!! MAKE A FUCKING POST!!!

just saw him post in the 'movies that made you cry' thread.  I wonder if he's check'd this one yet

i think hes trying to play it off as if he is not doug brown or is in any way affiliated with the doug brown entity. hurry and clear things up man. its ok. you've been caught. your fake internet moniker can't save you know. you cant hate on bow-legged japanese skaters, or lie about going out with pro's ex-girlfriends anymore. brawler's identity was revealed, and he handled it like a champ. rawbertson has a deformed head (nothing to do with this topic):) its not too late.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sergioflorez on April 06, 2008, 08:42:30 AM
i just had an image of doug brown sharing a cell with andy roy.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 06, 2008, 08:45:34 AM
I'm betting that we still don't know who the real BB is... I think he set up a dual layered fake identity, and he's actually a rowdy Irishman living in Montana. That "Chris in Canada" thing is really clever... I mean, I'm genetically Irish as well, and just the other day "Chris" was telling me that he got blacked out drunk... tell us the truth Brooklyn!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 06, 2008, 09:35:00 AM
"Even the pros seemed to be thinking, “Who the hell is this guy?”"

trust me, its not just the pros....

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 06, 2008, 09:36:38 AM
I'm genetically Irish

hey, want a free, lightly used copy of "mick: the real michael collins"?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 06, 2008, 10:07:30 AM
is it true that doug brown starred, directed and filmed 2girls1finger??

http://2girls1cup-video.info/2girls1finger.html
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 06, 2008, 10:12:21 AM
I'm betting that we still don't know who the real BB is... I think he set up a dual layered fake identity, and he's actually a rowdy Irishman living in Montana. That "Chris in Canada" thing is really clever... I mean, I'm genetically Irish as well, and just the other day "Chris" was telling me that he got blacked out drunk... tell us the truth Brooklyn!


Some days I wonder all of this myself.


Actually, last month, I thought I got an STD. I got real mad with my girlfriend. I was like, "Ugh... You cheated on me and gave me gonorrhea... It's over between us." She said we go to the clinic and check what it actually is.

I go to walk in, and wait half an hour. Eventually, I see the doctor, and I whip down my boxers and go, "I have fucking STD's, don't I?!"

Well, I leave the room with my prescription, and as I wait, the wife says, "What was it?" and I go, "I'll tell you when we get outside."

I get my precription, and walk out. I look at the wife, and say, "I have gonorrhea... I cheated on you last weekend..."

Her face goes pale, and she almost drops dead in her tracks.


I go, "Nah, I just had a gnarly case of jock itch. It's from doing all those sit ups last week."


Still to this day, she insists the joke was not funny, but getting jock itch for your first time is like losing your virginity. You feel like such a man.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 06, 2008, 11:53:53 AM
So, to "make it" in the skating biz you can either

-rip and know someone w/ a company
-enter the contest arena and never leave
-put out a pj ladd/jimmy mcdonald quality homie vid part and weasle your way in

or...

just tell everyone you're pro untill it's regarded as truth?

My roommate came home wasted from the bars llast night with a bunch of boards and stickers, he walked in the door and said "I lost my wallet somewhere out there, but I'm sponsored now, so I guess its ok."
I guess that is a way too? Sponsorship in reality is totally retarded.
sounds like your roomate sponsored himself
No, I actually met the dude who is "sponsoring" him. Its definitely not a legitimate pathway-to-pro-status type situation, but the dude gave him free boards, so he's hyped.
The whole "sponsored" thing has become a joke with us. Go up to him at a park and be like "You are soooooo good, are you sponsored?"
    "Yeah, but I can't keep talking to you right now, I'm sponsored."

If Doug Brown is taking his shit off of the web, and we have successfully chased this kook's money grubbing ass out of skateboarding, then the messageboards are definitely a good thing.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kilgore. on April 06, 2008, 12:26:25 PM
Fuck, I might as well be pro, and not that many industry heads have seen my video. 

Fuck, I might as well be pro, and not that many industry heads have seen my video. 

Fuck, I might as well be pro, and not that many industry heads have seen my video. 

Fuck, I might as well be pro, and not that many industry heads have seen my video. 
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: B.P. Richfield on April 06, 2008, 12:49:00 PM
^I was about to post that. Now I'm just kinda posting in a soon to be classic slap thread.

ps: that autobiography was too much for me to handle. stopped reading after the very first paragraph. Gave me the worst case of icecold internet 2nd hand embarassment shivers this year.

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on April 06, 2008, 01:12:14 PM
Now I'm just kinda posting in a soon to be classic slap thread.

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 06, 2008, 05:13:15 PM
Skate and Create vs. Sober Mind Power?

Skating needs more forced memes.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bobby Peru on April 06, 2008, 05:26:50 PM
Alright, I don't want to take hot dumps on everyone's parade, but I don't think beautifull is Doug Brown.

This is the profile from the blog BB posted: http://www.blogger.com/profile/00459277365252075669 (http://www.blogger.com/profile/00459277365252075669). This other Doug Brown says he's a 23 year old guy in the fashion industry who is "really not that important." The real Doug Brown is a 30 something year old dude and I don't think he would ever admit to being unimportant. AND, Doug Brown doesn't list Puma as a sponsor.

I've always thought that beautifull was too ridiculous to be anything but a fake account, but for a second I realized that Doug Brown is ridiculous enough to fill that role. It just doesn't add up though.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 06, 2008, 05:31:35 PM
so what are the chances that a guy named Doug Brown posts this picture on his blog.

(http://unicornbaby.com/images/unicorn.jpg)


and the guy using the photo here won't admit to anything?



For a guy avoiding all the questions, I'm pretty sure he'd make another alias just for a blog. He does look stupid enough to keep the same name, though.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 06, 2008, 05:38:15 PM
So, to "make it" in the skating biz you can either

-rip and know someone w/ a company
-enter the contest arena and never leave
-put out a pj ladd/jimmy mcdonald quality homie vid part and weasle your way in

or...

just tell everyone you're pro untill it's regarded as truth?

My roommate came home wasted from the bars llast night with a bunch of boards and stickers, he walked in the door and said "I lost my wallet somewhere out there, but I'm sponsored now, so I guess its ok."
I guess that is a way too? Sponsorship in reality is totally retarded.
sounds like your roomate sponsored himself
No, I actually met the dude who is "sponsoring" him. Its definitely not a legitimate pathway-to-pro-status type situation, but the dude gave him free boards, so he's hyped.
The whole "sponsored" thing has become a joke with us. Go up to him at a park and be like "You are soooooo good, are you sponsored?"
    "Yeah, but I can't keep talking to you right now, I'm sponsored."

hahah, has he ever tried the "aye babe, you ever been w/ a sponsored skateboarder before?" line?

Man, I've gotten lakais monthly from a rep I've never met, who's never seen my "sponsor me video" or anything, for over four years, and other stuff from other companies here and there, all on the good word of one of my best friends who happens to run a shop

It's sorta weird explaining to kids that're better than me, and want to persue skateboarding that I get helped out just cause someone put in a good word for me, and that no one within Lakai above the rep's ever heard my name.

Stoked for your friend, though. I'm seeing a lot of real sick local companies springing up left and right, hopefully it'll be a cool situation. But how the fuck did he hook that up? Did he just drunkenly talk the tm/owner into hookin him up? If so that's more commendable than the above listed methods hahah
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: wake and bacon on April 06, 2008, 05:42:33 PM
the coincidence is just too much. it's insane.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: whitemanjazz on April 06, 2008, 06:51:06 PM
Well, he knows about this because dougbrownskate.com isnt working now and he took all his videos off youtube. 

Except this one, $5 is a small price to pay for an exzibit of such indubitable magitude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRw8SgnqB3Y

Crowd is huge
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: lenny on April 06, 2008, 06:53:15 PM
Well, he knows about this because dougbrownskate.com isnt working now and he took all his videos off youtube. 

Except this one, $5 is a small price to pay for an exzibit of such indubitable magitude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRw8SgnqB3Y

Crowd is huge

Totally. he must have made at least 30 bucks.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: whitemanjazz on April 06, 2008, 07:06:14 PM
too legit
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=38048690&albumID=0&imageID=3707928
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 06, 2008, 08:33:21 PM
too legit
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=38048690&albumID=0&imageID=3707928

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/171/douggypo9.jpg
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on April 06, 2008, 09:05:59 PM
too legit
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=38048690&albumID=0&imageID=3707928

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4218/douggyjy1.jpg
Holy shit, that is amazing.


So, are there any "pro"-model Doug Brown Cords in the works?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 06, 2008, 09:31:01 PM
too legit
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=38048690&albumID=0&imageID=3707928

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4218/douggyjy1.jpg

this one rocks....  great way to start my morning....

"like caridiel and karma???"

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: LloydChristmas on April 07, 2008, 07:31:29 AM
Well, he knows about this because dougbrownskate.com isnt working now and he took all his videos off youtube. 

come on!  my local shop was a phone call away from booking doug to appear for a picture/autograph session.  they're gonna be bummed :(
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 07, 2008, 08:34:37 AM
Wow, I took the weekend off of the board, and I missed alot. You guys do some damn fine work.
I'm so stoked on this thread!
Doug we know you're lurking, create a real account, and redeem yourself like JT did.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: papasmurfsdog on April 07, 2008, 09:26:49 AM
I heard he burned his biggest fan in half with a smile and a wink and the kid was wearing full pads
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 07, 2008, 09:37:05 AM
so what are the chances that a guy named Doug Brown posts this picture on his blog.

(http://unicornbaby.com/images/unicorn.jpg)


and the guy using the photo here won't admit to anything?



For a guy avoiding all the questions, I'm pretty sure he'd make another alias just for a blog. He does look stupid enough to keep the same name, though.
maybe doug took this picture from Beautifuls account on here?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: LloydChristmas on April 07, 2008, 09:43:02 AM
all his videos are off youtube, but doug took the time to upload them all to his myspace:

<a href="http://www.myspace.com/dougbrownskate">http://www.myspace.com/dougbrownskate</a>

and i thought i'd never see his "contagious smile" again.  one of the comments i noticed was:
"Doug lets do something this weekend, just to skate, no publicity."  he could've just said "no self-filming this time"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sweatloaf on April 07, 2008, 09:49:56 AM
I want to be totally delusional and live in a fantasy world, too
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 07, 2008, 09:52:33 AM
all his videos are off youtube, but doug took the time to upload them all to his myspace:

<a href="http://www.myspace.com/dougbrownskate">http://www.myspace.com/dougbrownskate</a>

and i thought i'd never see his "contagious smile" again.  one of the comments i noticed was:
"Doug lets do something this weekend, just to skate, no publicity."  he could've just said "no self-filming this time"
damn reading all those comments people left was kind of insane, seems like people actually like the dude or something, dont they realize what a box of tools he is...he definately is a boy toucher...the list of sponsors is the best!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 07, 2008, 09:57:21 AM
Softrucks.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=softrucks&search_type=

Amazing.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 07, 2008, 10:04:24 AM
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/casualties_kevin/dougbrown.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sweets on April 07, 2008, 10:05:04 AM
I want to be totally delusional and live in a fantasy world, too

If you swim in a river of whiskey long enough, you will. You may even be able to convince yourself that you're a pro.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 07, 2008, 10:25:18 AM
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/casualties_kevin/dougbrown.jpg)
is he somehow going over the T.V.? or is he ollieing from the top of it...ugh Dougs so extreme, i guess either way hes gittin it done.  practive anywhere, dude should go to that sick air conditioner spot with the movable bricks.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 07, 2008, 10:41:32 AM
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/casualties_kevin/dougbrown.jpg)
is he somehow going over the T.V.? or is he ollieing from the top of it...ugh Dougs so extreme, i guess either way hes gittin it done.  practive anywhere, dude should go to that sick air conditioner spot with the movable bricks.
i thought it was a protest against the media
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 07, 2008, 10:44:01 AM
so what are the chances that a guy named Doug Brown posts this picture on his blog.

(http://unicornbaby.com/images/unicorn.jpg)


and the guy using the photo here won't admit to anything?



For a guy avoiding all the questions, I'm pretty sure he'd make another alias just for a blog. He does look stupid enough to keep the same name, though.
maybe doug took this picture from Beautifuls account on here?


He could be trying to support his co-rider.

Although, not posting in this thread at all, confirms Beautifull is embarrassed of Doug, and Doug is proud of Beautifull.

Imagine not being able to beat off in front of the mirror anymore because you have a six page self-appressh thread?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Comb on April 07, 2008, 10:44:59 AM
I was actually looking for a product that could allow me to 'practice' my skateboarding.
Softrucks is a godsend!
Thanks Doug Beautifull Brown!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 07, 2008, 10:48:42 AM
this could turn into some fight club type shit for Doug/Beautiful, punching himself after demos in the back parking lot and shit....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 07, 2008, 11:30:07 AM
Do you think when he's Doug, and he's beating off in front of the mirror, he accidentally switches to Beautifull, and freaks out in gay shock?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 07, 2008, 11:51:04 AM
Do you think when he's Doug, and he's beating off in front of the mirror, he accidentally switches to Beautifull, and freaks out in gay shock?
I think it's the other way around, he gets all hateful in front of the mirror then sees doug and goes into homo shock, upon climax he crawls into fetal in the shower and screams WHHHHYYYYYY!!!!!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 07, 2008, 11:57:08 AM
the clip of him and his nephew was so good.

'im going to teach him some tricks today'

-cue ruthless 1080 tornado spin-

then the next clip is the kid laying down on the board rolling down the driveway.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sweatloaf on April 07, 2008, 12:16:28 PM
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/casualties_kevin/dougbrown.jpg)
is he somehow going over the T.V.? or is he ollieing from the top of it...ugh Dougs so extreme, i guess either way hes gittin it done.  practive anywhere, dude should go to that sick air conditioner spot with the movable bricks.

he's obviously doing a soft truck ollie over the entire TV. This may seem impossible to you and me, but that's why were not pro like him.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Rusty Champignon on April 07, 2008, 12:19:06 PM
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/casualties_kevin/dougbrown.jpg)
is he somehow going over the T.V.? or is he ollieing from the top of it...ugh Dougs so extreme, i guess either way hes gittin it done.  practive anywhere, dude should go to that sick air conditioner spot with the movable bricks.

he's obviously doing a soft truck ollie over the entire TV. This may seem impossible to you and me, but that's why were not pro like him.

When you see crazy shit like that you think "wow! thats why that guys pro for ollie pop bubblegum." Go Doug/Beautifull!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: tonycoxhox on April 07, 2008, 12:53:51 PM
didnt "beautifull" ask about skate spots in tokyo? did the real doug brown recently go to Tokyo? slap detectives go go go!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 07, 2008, 12:56:58 PM
isnt beautifull from seattle?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Silent Bob. on April 07, 2008, 01:23:44 PM
His myspace actually had me crying with laughter!! I also showed it to a friends young daughter (who knows nothing about skating) who was round and she cried with laughter too!

If Doug Brown is a pro skater, then my opportunities are limitless.. I'm now a pro astronaut. Hell I've been in an airplane, and it flew really high off the ground, so it counts right?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 07, 2008, 01:25:48 PM
maybe if you throw the airplane and then hop in it after
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SR Junky on April 07, 2008, 01:38:04 PM
(http://b9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00351/90/25/351165209_l.jpg)

Come on guys, this picture obviously shows he has some legit sponsors... like photoshop.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Silent Bob. on April 07, 2008, 01:40:10 PM
maybe if you throw the airplane and then hop in it after

True!! Or maybe just make a paper plane and a lil' model of the moon, and photoshop yourself doing some weird morris dance in there somehow!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on April 07, 2008, 01:41:55 PM
(http://b9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00351/90/25/351165209_l.jpg)

Come on guys, this picture obviously shows he has some legit sponsors... like photoshop.


I'm gonna assume all of his "ads" were self made.   The fact that his website is down, I kinda feel bad.  Did we ruin his life?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Silent Bob. on April 07, 2008, 01:48:24 PM
That depends.. in his eyes maybe, in other peoples eyes is it even possible to ruin that kind of life any further?!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 07, 2008, 01:49:09 PM
AS IF HE'S EVEN TRYING TO USE FERRARI LE TIGRE TO SELL THIS SHIT!!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bothersome on April 07, 2008, 02:00:50 PM
isnt beautifull from seattle?
he has made statements about this area that tell me he is from here or talks a lot with someone from here.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 07, 2008, 02:03:33 PM
isnt beautifull from seattle?
he has made statements about this area that tell me he is from here or talks a lot with someone from here.

Some of the other Seattle Slap heads know who Beautiful is. Where is Doug from?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: schlegs on April 07, 2008, 02:06:42 PM
Hometown: Dagobah
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 07, 2008, 03:19:24 PM
believe me we didnt ruin his life he did that to himself
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 07, 2008, 03:25:11 PM
believe me we didnt ruin his life he did that to himself

+1
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: skaterdavid on April 07, 2008, 04:16:56 PM
believe me we didnt ruin his life he did that to himself

+1
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 07, 2008, 04:50:10 PM
believe me we didnt ruin his life he did that to himself

+1
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 07, 2008, 10:23:31 PM
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5531/seankingston1ta8.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: gangsta fred on April 07, 2008, 10:53:06 PM
This thread has steadily gone to shit.

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 07, 2008, 10:58:02 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/tapdancingal/myspace/unicorn_hoveround.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: gangsta fred on April 07, 2008, 11:09:25 PM
Well, that is a step in the right direction.

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 07, 2008, 11:22:20 PM
This one's for you, babe.

*wink wink*


(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/1394/dougunicorn2op9.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 08, 2008, 12:14:38 AM
So, to "make it" in the skating biz you can either

-rip and know someone w/ a company
-enter the contest arena and never leave
-put out a pj ladd/jimmy mcdonald quality homie vid part and weasle your way in

or...

just tell everyone you're pro untill it's regarded as truth?

My roommate came home wasted from the bars llast night with a bunch of boards and stickers, he walked in the door and said "I lost my wallet somewhere out there, but I'm sponsored now, so I guess its ok."
I guess that is a way too? Sponsorship in reality is totally retarded.
sounds like your roomate sponsored himself
No, I actually met the dude who is "sponsoring" him. Its definitely not a legitimate pathway-to-pro-status type situation, but the dude gave him free boards, so he's hyped.
The whole "sponsored" thing has become a joke with us. Go up to him at a park and be like "You are soooooo good, are you sponsored?"
    "Yeah, but I can't keep talking to you right now, I'm sponsored."

hahah, has he ever tried the "aye babe, you ever been w/ a sponsored skateboarder before?" line?

Man, I've gotten lakais monthly from a rep I've never met, who's never seen my "sponsor me video" or anything, for over four years, and other stuff from other companies here and there, all on the good word of one of my best friends who happens to run a shop

It's sorta weird explaining to kids that're better than me, and want to persue skateboarding that I get helped out just cause someone put in a good word for me, and that no one within Lakai above the rep's ever heard my name.

Stoked for your friend, though. I'm seeing a lot of real sick local companies springing up left and right, hopefully it'll be a cool situation. But how the fuck did he hook that up? Did he just drunkenly talk the tm/owner into hookin him up? If so that's more commendable than the above listed methods hahah
That's the way the whole sponsorship thing goes. Its all a bunch of homies hooking each other up to some degree. Word of mouth means a lot more than the 20 sponsor me tapes he got this month that he'll never even bother watching.

I don't know exactly what happened with my roommate still. I guess the guy knew a friend of my roommate, and they all got wasted and hung out, they started talking about skating, the friend hyped my roommate up like only a complete drunken ass can, he got embarassed, and then I don't know what the hell happened, but by the end of the night he had given him boards and the next day even promised more. I don't get it.

I look into Doug Brown's eyes in the Ogio ad, and I feel sad knowing that a man who is so self-diluded may be having to face up to himself after facing a barrage mockery on this message board. Then I remember that he threatened to sue Slap, and think, fuck this bitch.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 08, 2008, 04:45:17 AM
This one's for you, babe.

*wink wink*


(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/1394/dougunicorn2op9.jpg)
Stuff like this makes me wish we had a gnar machine gun.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 08, 2008, 05:28:56 AM
bb, you own this thread.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 08, 2008, 06:49:00 AM
I look into Doug Brown's eyes in the Ogio ad, and I feel sad knowing that a man who is so self-diluded may be having to face up to himself after facing a barrage mockery on this message board. Then I remember that he threatened to sue Slap, and think, fuck this bitch.

i think you need money to sue people and i dont think ollie pop pays in cash....  maybe he can pay his lawyers in bubble gum....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on April 08, 2008, 07:23:27 AM
bb, you own this thread.
Couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes.
A Doug Brown/Todd Falcon/Softrucks video would be the illest.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 08, 2008, 07:38:02 AM
This one's for you, babe.

*wink wink*


(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/1394/dougunicorn2op9.jpg)
Does this make Doug "Beautiful" Brown a mythical creature from here on out, you gotta be mythical if your threatening to sue the slap message boards...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on April 08, 2008, 08:29:34 AM
Then I remember that he threatened to sue Slap, and think, fuck this bitch.


He did what?? did i miss something?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: LloydChristmas on April 08, 2008, 08:37:03 AM
Then I remember that he threatened to sue Slap, and think, fuck this bitch.
He did what?? did i miss something?
report to mods:
Quote
The reporter has made the following comment:
My name is Doug Brown and I'm writing in regards to someone pretending to be me in the forums and posting preposterous things pretending to be me, letters to Jamie Thomas? I mean crazy stuff. So any how I do skate for a living and this is slander and I do have a lawyer and will look into how to pursue this issue to protect my rep and my sponsors. I hope you respect my position and understand where I am coming from. Please remove the posting. When it comes to bogus letters and ridiculous fake letters, and people taking my copy written photos and add things I have to get involved. Regards, Doug Brown www.dougbrownskate.com
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 08, 2008, 08:41:55 AM
If it makes things any easier for Slap, I offer to take full legal responsibility for any slander, libel, defamation of character, loss of revenue, or post traumatic stress that Dougifull has encountered.

/satire
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on April 08, 2008, 08:56:17 AM

 letters to Jamie Thomas? I mean crazy stuff.

letters to jamie thomas?? sheeeiiit.  Well I can see why he's pissed now.


Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 08, 2008, 09:11:06 AM
http://www.sneauxshoes.com/


lurked Doug's myspace, and this was one of his sponsors, and I gotta say props to Doug, so damn sick designs.
I don't have a myspace accnt, but can sombody add him, maybe create a little relationship with him?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 08, 2008, 09:16:01 AM
wheres the team page?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 08, 2008, 10:08:47 AM
no need fo ra team when you have Dougie reppin' your brand.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 08, 2008, 10:13:26 AM
no need fo ra team when you have Dougie reppin' your brand.
so true, doug is the team.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 08, 2008, 10:18:10 AM
This one's for you, babe.

*wink wink*


(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/1394/dougunicorn2op9.jpg)

simply amazing

well done
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 08, 2008, 10:18:35 AM
no need fo ra team when you have Dougie reppin' your brand.
so true, doug is the team.
the team? doug is the entire company
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 08, 2008, 10:22:41 AM
if he's ever had sex, i can only imagine the intense original moves he pulls in the sack.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 08, 2008, 10:24:31 AM
Then I remember that he threatened to sue Slap, and think, fuck this bitch.
He did what?? did i miss something?
report to mods:
Quote
The reporter has made the following comment:
My name is Doug Brown and I'm writing in regards to someone pretending to be me in the forums and posting preposterous things pretending to be me, letters to Jamie Thomas? I mean crazy stuff. So any how I do skate for a living and this is slander and I do have a lawyer and will look into how to pursue this issue to protect my rep and my sponsors. I hope you respect my position and understand where I am coming from. Please remove the posting. When it comes to bogus letters and ridiculous fake letters, and people taking my copy written photos and add things I have to get involved. Regards, Doug Brown www.dougbrownskate.com

question is, who would want to pretend to be doug brown? 
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 08, 2008, 10:24:43 AM
if he's ever had sex, i can only imagine the intense original moves he pulls in the sack.
he lets her got on top and he spins her around on his dick
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 08, 2008, 10:25:08 AM
finger flip, dresser drop to nutstache
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 08, 2008, 10:25:25 AM
Doug, I'm calling you out, come join this forum, and defend yourself, or your identity is mien forever. FOREVER
Doug Brown
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 08, 2008, 10:25:34 AM
if he's ever had sex, i can only imagine the intense original moves he pulls in the sack.
haha, your mind works in mysterious ways, damn son...i could picture it.."Doug are you gonna take your wrist guard off?"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 08, 2008, 10:29:59 AM
Soft Fucks
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on April 08, 2008, 10:30:14 AM
I can't wait for Doug to tour Europe and rip Southbank, Kulturforum and MACBA a new one.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 08, 2008, 10:40:56 AM
I can't wait for Doug to tour Europe and rip Southbank, Kulturforum and MACBA a new one.

i wish i had photoshop, but i'm assuming it'd look something like this.

(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6250/45414661nx6.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 08, 2008, 11:00:27 AM
Needs more unicorn cock.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on April 08, 2008, 11:03:33 AM
I can't wait for Doug to tour Europe and rip Southbank, Kulturforum and MACBA a new one.

i wish i had photoshop, but i'm assuming it'd look something like this.

(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6250/45414661nx6.jpg)

Hhahaha, brilliant!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 08, 2008, 11:09:20 AM
I can't wait for Doug to tour Europe and rip Southbank, Kulturforum and MACBA a new one.

i wish i had photoshop, but i'm assuming it'd look something like this.

(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6250/45414661nx6.jpg)

and i thought he was crazy for jumping off the box
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 08, 2008, 11:16:22 AM
that'd be so fucked if he showed up reynolds and koston like that
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: tag_king on April 08, 2008, 11:28:32 AM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/exileonmainstreet/dougbrowncover.jpg)

phelps got his back too... and to whoever asked if he set up his own camera.. he flexes double photographers.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 08, 2008, 11:40:02 AM
Needs more unicorn cock.

(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/8002/50645414rv2.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 08, 2008, 11:54:37 AM
I can't wait for Doug to tour Europe and rip Southbank, Kulturforum and MACBA a new one.

i wish i had photoshop, but i'm assuming it'd look something like this.

(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6250/45414661nx6.jpg)
abd?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 08, 2008, 11:57:02 AM
doug, i know youre reading this. i want my sig back you fucking skatebatoner.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: eight oh eight on April 08, 2008, 02:09:38 PM
the internets doesn't forget
http://web.archive.org/web/20061103072835/http://www.dougbrownskate.com/ (http://web.archive.org/web/20061103072835/http://www.dougbrownskate.com/)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on April 08, 2008, 02:17:13 PM
Quote
MOST IMPRESSIVE SKATE TRICK
I'VE SEEN ON A SKATEBOARD:
Seeing Tony Hawk's 900 live in person.

In person AND live? Get right out of town!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 08, 2008, 02:18:57 PM
i read the "words" section again, and can't beleive this dude even takes himself seriously let alone any other human being, my cat jumped on the table looked at the screen and got down before i could even yell at him....Doug i know your lurking these boards, sign in and chat with us, Jamie did it and we welcomed him after the hoo-rah, I can't make any promises but it'll get you more attention than you ever gotten, mommy and daddy aint gonna show you the love we got bottled up for ya muh nig!!!!!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Rusty Champignon on April 08, 2008, 02:21:59 PM
I like the 80s flashback part of his site, the highlights include;

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/dougbrowns80sflashback.jpg)

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/dougbrownmong.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 08, 2008, 02:26:42 PM
I like the 80s flashback part of his site, the highlights include;

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/dougbrowns80sflashback.jpg)

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/dougbrownmong.jpg)
i just lol'd so fuckin hard, 80's doug and that wig
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: lenny on April 08, 2008, 02:39:15 PM
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n186/reedgoodman/unicorncopy.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 08, 2008, 03:06:02 PM
*opens photoshop again*
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 08, 2008, 03:26:43 PM
I like the 80s flashback part of his site, the highlights include;

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/dougbrowns80sflashback.jpg)

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/dougbrownmong.jpg)

I hope when I'm his age my 90's flashback isn't me sitting next to a, for some reason, home made curb, doing a kickdance maneuver, beaming the camera, with a skateboard akwardly thrown into the mix.





It's gonna suck when Doug successfully presses charges against all of us, and we each individually contribute to the purchasing of his new house that he'd then blog about buying with the money he's made off the skating he's done. and the worst part is, ironically, he'll sorta be right.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 08, 2008, 03:35:42 PM
that pic makes me want to punch him in his retarded looking face...i'll straighten dudes eyes out fo sho!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: LloydChristmas on April 08, 2008, 03:58:22 PM
doug's chat room:
http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/chat.htm
i was sorta bummed i was the only one in it.  if anyone wants to chat my sn is dougfan3.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 08, 2008, 04:15:37 PM
I just talked to Doug in his message area, he smokes mad weed...and hes doing a porn with Falcon called "sk8 and cre8 in Dougs brown eye"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: eight oh eight on April 08, 2008, 04:18:16 PM
hmmmm, doug mentioned some interesting things about ollie pop bubblegum, 10 year olds, and a mazda miata.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 08, 2008, 04:22:10 PM
He also said he's definately Beautiful, but couldn't say it on Slap, he was only comfortable on his forum..
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Teacup on April 08, 2008, 06:34:56 PM
He also said he's definately Beautiful, but couldn't say it on Slap, he was only comfortable on his forum..

he has his own forum? link me that shit please.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sweets on April 08, 2008, 07:33:30 PM
http://www.sneauxshoes.com/


lurked Doug's myspace, and this was one of his sponsors, and I gotta say props to Doug, so damn sick designs.
I don't have a myspace accnt, but can sombody add him, maybe create a little relationship with him?

I think Gangsta Fred is on Sneaux, too. This shoe is called the Black Diamond:
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w70/SW33TSphoto/MS201P-0053.jpg)
Oh, that's right, you sign The Ace of Spades. Are you hiding something, too?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Foray on April 08, 2008, 07:43:33 PM
http://www.sneauxshoes.com/


lurked Doug's myspace, and this was one of his sponsors, and I gotta say props to Doug, so damn sick designs.
I don't have a myspace accnt, but can sombody add him, maybe create a little relationship with him?

I think Gangsta Fred is on Sneaux, too. This shoe is called the Black Diamond:
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w70/SW33TSphoto/MS201P-0053.jpg)
Oh, that's right, you sign The Ace of Spades. Are you hiding something, too?

He PM'd me last night after calling me a Spineless Bitch and told me he was on Sneaux. It's true.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 08, 2008, 07:45:06 PM
haha, the black diamond sounds like something Beautifull would completely unknowing of any card reference call himself.

beautifull pro model?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 08, 2008, 07:50:28 PM
doug's chat room:
http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/chat.htm
i was sorta bummed i was the only one in it.  if anyone wants to chat my sn is dougfan3.

I'm xtremesk8er
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 08, 2008, 08:16:33 PM
doug's chat room:
http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/chat.htm
i was sorta bummed i was the only one in it.  if anyone wants to chat my sn is dougfan3.

I'm xtremesk8er

im "danny gay"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 08, 2008, 08:33:03 PM
Who's Dougtron?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 08, 2008, 08:34:31 PM
Right here
-Doug Brown
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 08, 2008, 08:45:38 PM
the sides of my mouth hurt from laughing...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 08, 2008, 08:49:38 PM
The sides of my penis hurt from laughing....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 08, 2008, 08:54:08 PM
but can a tube really have 'sides'?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 08, 2008, 08:56:20 PM
the sides of my penis hurt from being hard
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 08, 2008, 09:05:00 PM
what, like calloused?  you should cut back
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sweets on April 08, 2008, 09:12:22 PM
I can't laugh anymore. It actually hurts.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brent on April 08, 2008, 09:15:26 PM
the sides of my penis hurt from people laughing hard...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: mikefork on April 08, 2008, 09:16:37 PM
ugly old man, pen15, sally, gangster fred
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 08, 2008, 09:21:56 PM
ugly old man, pen15, sally, gangster fred


sally slap, or sally thrasher?  if the former, damn you had me going, i was seriously lusting after you.

we need that animal noise function in here...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: mikefork on April 08, 2008, 09:22:30 PM
ugly old man, pen15, sally, gangster fred


sally slap, or sally thrasher?  if the former, damn you had me going, i was seriously lusting after you.
both
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 08, 2008, 09:23:29 PM
my first threesome, sweet
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sweets on April 08, 2008, 09:34:23 PM
Can I still pick you up in my Miada?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 09, 2008, 05:07:30 AM
but can a tube really have 'sides'?
Inside and outside, praise Jesus!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 09, 2008, 05:11:52 AM
I had  a dream about Doug (myself) last night, I dreamed I had asked this local dude, who is a smilar kook like Doug, he does ciricus style tours every summmer, doing vert shows with rollerbladers and bmx'ers. So in my dream I ran into him, and was like "do you know Doug Brown" I asked this sorta giggling, and he just gave me this straight look, and was like "DOUg ripps" I had an awkward dream.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Choad Muskrat on April 09, 2008, 06:05:04 AM
it would be funny if anyone sees doug in RL to walk straight up to him and fan out for like 5 minutes then after be like "pshyche!"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: LloydChristmas on April 09, 2008, 06:06:35 AM
it would be funny if anyone sees doug in RL to walk straight up to him and fan out for like 5 minutes then after be like "pshyche!"
hahaha

let's keep this thing alive:
http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/dbs2/ebookpics1.htm

EDIT: what's going on in this pic?
<img src="http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/dbs2/eb24.jpg">
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: tag_king on April 09, 2008, 06:24:11 AM
hahaha was he in a school play adaptation of spielberg's ET?!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 09, 2008, 07:49:16 AM
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/605/roflbotfnrnsw0.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 09, 2008, 08:10:56 AM
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/605/roflbotfnrnsw0.jpg)
how much more is it going to take to get this dude on here....all the slander and hate, raiding his forum, photoshopping whale cocks on his head, i would've been in here like the U.N. trying to settle this shit fest!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brent on April 09, 2008, 08:11:41 AM
uh oh, here comes the lawsuit.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 09, 2008, 08:18:13 AM
so still no beautiful?

oh and well played ahlee
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 09, 2008, 08:21:42 AM
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh181/cf12345/add2-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 09, 2008, 08:21:59 AM
i'de be so bummed if i got sued for making a loldoug
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 09, 2008, 08:27:04 AM
uh oh, here comes the lawsuit.
i was in the forum with everyone last night hope he didnt get my IP address.....FUCK YOU DOUG!!!!!!!! I'm going to climb the golden gate bridge and hang a FUCK DOUG BROWN banner, and next to it will be the Doug Brown Flag, which we will be an Ahlee or BB original photoshop piece to be voted on by the boards!!!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 09, 2008, 08:48:13 AM
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/7141/avtto5ikhznr9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: tag_king on April 09, 2008, 09:35:35 AM
I just noticed it says "Pro Rider" on the soft trucks ad.. does that count as "riding" anything?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 09, 2008, 09:49:41 AM
uh oh, here comes the lawsuit.
i was in the forum with everyone last night hope he didnt get my IP address.....FUCK YOU DOUG!!!!!!!! I'm going to climb the golden gate bridge and hang a FUCK DOUG BROWN banner, and next to it will be the Doug Brown Flag, which we will be an Ahlee or BB original photoshop piece to be voted on by the boards!!!!
Don't worry dude, you can't sue people for making fun of you. Even if the jokes have non-truths in them, as long as a normal person can figure out that it is a joke, its fine. Even if he loses every sponsor he has and ends up on the streets, he can't do shit if its because he just got laughed out of the industry.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sweatloaf on April 09, 2008, 10:26:15 AM
So the ad says "Practice Anywhere". Well how about rolling with some reals wheels on that huge slab of concrete behind you?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: tag_king on April 09, 2008, 10:34:25 AM
Try a stand still ollie on a tv and see how it turns out.. I guess there are certain tricks that require soft trucks.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 09, 2008, 11:45:15 AM
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/605/roflbotfnrnsw0.jpg)

possibly best spent gnar ever
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: NickDagger on April 09, 2008, 12:12:35 PM
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/605/roflbotfnrnsw0.jpg)

possibly best spent gnar ever

epic win.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sergioflorez on April 09, 2008, 01:52:24 PM
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/605/roflbotfnrnsw0.jpg)

possibly best spent gnar ever

epic win.

it would be more epic if dougy would make a post in this thread. all we need is one.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: lenny on April 09, 2008, 06:58:58 PM
The father

the Son

and doug brown

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n186/reedgoodman/crucifixdoug.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Perfection* on April 09, 2008, 08:05:29 PM
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/605/roflbotfnrnsw0.jpg)

possibly best spent gnar ever

epic win.

perfection erection
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: skaterdavid on April 09, 2008, 08:08:00 PM
Okay your last sig. was bad enough but wtf is that?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on April 09, 2008, 08:44:46 PM
Holy shit!  I laughed my ass off for the last 15 min at those last 3 pages.  All the photoshop unicorns, I Fucked Em All, 80's Doug, and just general ragging on this guy made my night. 

I'm loving hating this kook.

This thread made me think of this.

(http://robotmantheblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/ponyforum1.jpg)
(http://robotmantheblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/ponyforum2.jpg)
(http://robotmantheblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/ponyforum3.jpg)
(http://robotmantheblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/ponyforum4.jpg)
(http://robotmantheblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/ponyforum5.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 09, 2008, 09:11:50 PM
This thread reminds me of this one.


Edit: If the resizing doesn't work, click here   http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/5574/mansuitho0.jpg

(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/5574/mansuitho0.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 09, 2008, 09:53:22 PM
And now the Doug Brownifull version


http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/8769/mansuit2ml9.jpg


(http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/8769/mansuit2ml9.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 09, 2008, 10:18:15 PM
(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/9821/dougunicorn2zjnd7.gif)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 09, 2008, 11:41:06 PM
slap boards have finally found an individual to hate on more than ryan shecker.....

and as it turns out http://www.dougbrownskate.com/ is now just a blank page....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 10, 2008, 07:26:07 AM
i think we kicked his midlife crisis into gear
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 10, 2008, 10:25:21 AM
I've spent the day reading these 10 pages and this: http://www.skateamerica.com/sitemap/content/pages/Doug-Brown-Bio---Skateboarder-5068.html

I'm speechless

Classic Slap as soon as beautifull responds!

that is filled with some of the most quotable material i have ever seen before.

"I had plenty of sunny days as an all American little boy focusing on Star Wars and riding bikes."

"My Harley leather jacket and killer mullet weren't keeping me warm"

"my all time favorite, break-dancing. To this day, I maintain that my days of doing shoulder spins and “the robot” greatly benefited my skateboarding"

"In the summer of 1983 I was obsessed with Michael Jackson"  this explains the the child fild demos

"By 1996 and 1997 I was entering several amateur skate competitions, winning many of them, much to my surprise. I skated against guys who were really good, but slammed when they went too big. I stayed with what I knew and gained points for consistency and creativity."

"Once I saw that ramp I was overcome with the craving to just bust out. I ran back to my van and put on everything I had, every pad you could think of. I walked up to the security guard by the ramp and asked her if I could skate. She said it was for invite only, to which I boldly replied that I was Doug Brown and just wanted to ride for a bit."

"I have to say, I caused an instant reaction and within seconds camera guys started taking shots of me. Even the pros seemed to be thinking, “Who the hell is this guy?” "    hahahah, im sure thats exactly what they were thinking.

"After the session closed a few kids asked for my autograph, so I played it cool and signed their ball caps."

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 10, 2008, 10:42:35 AM
this dude is too much for me
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on April 10, 2008, 02:46:57 PM
I believe Doug Brown is worthy of '100 Fact about Doug Brown' similar to Chuck Norris.  This guy is on another level.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: gangsta fred on April 10, 2008, 03:36:40 PM
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/605/roflbotfnrnsw0.jpg)

possibly best spent gnar ever

For fuck sakes, reading an Eric Logan post is getting near embarrassing.
It is almost necessary for the gook to mention a gnar, or shitty work story in every thread.

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: eight oh eight on April 10, 2008, 03:58:01 PM
pfff, bitch please..
Fuck, these days you can't even bully someone without going to jail.  If I punch a dude in the face, he'll probably tell the police and shit.  Sucks, what happened to the good ol' days when men rumbled in the street, went to the hospital, and that was that?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: donnie_murdo on April 10, 2008, 04:23:39 PM
Fuck this is what i've been missing !

Man this is the most i've laughed if fucking ages so good !

Even Beautifulls quote above is amazing, i pushed a 15 year old in some mud at the wee skatepark today as he was giving me shit and smashing bottle in the park, i'd have loved to have punched him in the face, but lets be realistic if i had, there would have been 20 - 15 years old beating the crap out of me after a text to his council estate hahahaha

Amazing slap !!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Choad Muskrat on April 10, 2008, 05:59:02 PM

"By 1996 and 1997 I was entering several amateur skate competitions, winning many of them, much to my surprise. I skated against guys who were really good, but slammed when they went too big. I stayed with what I knew and gained points for consistency and creativity."


Thats right kids! Listen to Douggie and never ever take risks cuz we all know risk taking will get you no where in life.

Just stick to what you know and never try anything new, see how successful it made Doug!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: frisco on April 10, 2008, 07:28:15 PM

"By 1996 and 1997 I was entering several amateur skaters"

Thats right kids! Listen to Douggie and never ever take risks cuz we all know risk taking will get you no where in life.
Just stick to what you know and never try anything new, see how successful it made Doug!


ewww what!?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bbk on April 10, 2008, 07:48:42 PM
Doug Brown sux ;)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 10, 2008, 08:30:46 PM
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/beach.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 10, 2008, 08:45:37 PM
At first, I thought, "What a gay hat", and then I realized he was in a speedo with a dog.


Edit: Remember the chat room guys. http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/chat.htm
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: tag_king on April 10, 2008, 08:51:44 PM
At first I realized "what a gay hat" but then I remembered he was wearing it as a joke, so states his myspace photo caption.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on April 10, 2008, 10:51:31 PM
I've spent the day reading these 10 pages and this: http://www.skateamerica.com/sitemap/content/pages/Doug-Brown-Bio---Skateboarder-5068.html

I'm speechless

Classic Slap as soon as beautifull responds!

that is filled with some of the most quotable material i have ever seen before.

You forgot this one:
"From break-dancing to theater to antique scooters, I now understand how these were the precursor to my fascination with skateboarding."
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on April 10, 2008, 10:52:57 PM
http://www.dougbrownskate.com/ (http://www.dougbrownskate.com/)

IT`S UP AGAIN!!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on April 10, 2008, 11:09:30 PM
http://www.dougbrownskate.com/ (http://www.dougbrownskate.com/)

IT`S UP AGAIN!!!
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/enter/underconstruction.gif)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 10, 2008, 11:15:15 PM
I actually went to click the sound button like on his chat page, and then I realized this place wasn't as high tech.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Choad Muskrat on April 10, 2008, 11:17:58 PM
when i heard a giggleing baby i was so confused for a second
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Mooley on April 10, 2008, 11:49:09 PM
I've spent the day reading these 10 pages and this: http://www.skateamerica.com/sitemap/content/pages/Doug-Brown-Bio---Skateboarder-5068.html

I'm speechless

Classic Slap as soon as beautifull responds!

that is filled with some of the most quotable material i have ever seen before.

You forgot this one:
"From break-dancing to theater to antique scooters, I now understand how these were the precursor to my fascination with skateboarding."


Quote
I participated in countless productions and trained in both dramatic arts and dance.
...
The pirate graphic spoke to me and grabbed my attention. It was punk rock and fit me perfectly.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Foray on April 10, 2008, 11:54:34 PM
DougieTripper: whats the topic
DB_Helicopter: The slandering slap messageboards.
DougieTripper: what do you mean
DB_Helicopter: Do you have an account there?
DB_Helicopter: The terrible website, slapmagazine.com has a forum section that contains false, misleading, and terribly offensive material about the Doug Brown.
DougieTripper: is this the real doug brown?
DB_Helicopter: No, he is on tour right now promoting his new video, "Bliss of the Unwind". But you never know when he might show up if he stops by a local library or the skate shop has internet access
DougieTripper: so why do you like doug brown?
DB_Helicopter: He's the most innovative skateboarder of modern times, loved by young boys across the world, and a living legend! And he has loads of pop. What's not to love?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: wake and bacon on April 11, 2008, 04:20:28 AM
LOADS OF POP!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 11, 2008, 04:27:17 AM
http://www.dougbrownskate.com/ (http://www.dougbrownskate.com/)

IT`S UP AGAIN!!!
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/enter/underconstruction.gif)


Of couuuurse his site's under construction, wouldn't you improve it if it was yours? I mean, traffic's increased 10 fold since Slap's uncovered the entity which is Doug Brown, time to shine, douglas!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: B.P. Richfield on April 11, 2008, 05:01:06 AM
DougieTripper: whats the topic
DB_Helicopter: The slandering slap messageboards.
DougieTripper: what do you mean
DB_Helicopter: Do you have an account there?
DB_Helicopter: The terrible website, slapmagazine.com has a forum section that contains false, misleading, and terribly offensive material about the Doug Brown.
DougieTripper: is this the real doug brown?
DB_Helicopter: No, he is on tour right now promoting his new video, "Bliss of the Unwind". But you never know when he might show up if he stops by a local library or the skate shop has internet access
DougieTripper: so why do you like doug brown?
DB_Helicopter: He's the most innovative skateboarder of modern times, loved by young boys across the world, and a living legend! And he has loads of pop. What's not to love?

ahahahaha. I'm almost convinced it was Dougie himself.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 11, 2008, 06:31:12 AM
. I wanted a board sponsor and heard back from Yocaher Skateboards out of Los Angeles, California. I knew they had a good rep in the industry and global distribution. After a month or so of negotiations, I signed with them and finally had a pro signature deck.

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 11, 2008, 06:37:01 AM
http://www.yocaher.com/


...............fuckin'.......fuck!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: tag_king on April 11, 2008, 06:43:23 AM
their other pro Tom Fain..

(http://www.veteranskateboards.com/images/36.jpg)

Yea, he has to have a pro model board... all the companies seem to neglect the double wide 16.75 decks. Thats just ignorant.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Rusty Champignon on April 11, 2008, 07:14:31 AM
four fucking trucks, is that guy serious? And the tagline for yocaher skateboards is unbelievably bad "skills not included"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 11, 2008, 07:15:06 AM
(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2475/22760935he1.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 11, 2008, 08:32:56 AM
http://www.yocaher.com/


...............fuckin'.......fuck!


You have to log in to look at their product? WTF? Give the web designer a raise!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: papasmurfsdog on April 11, 2008, 09:08:01 AM
DB_Helicopter: He's the most innovative skateboarder of modern times, loved by young boys across the world, and a living legend! And he has loads of pop. What's not to love?


yeah that flatground kickflip blew me away
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sebastian toombs on April 11, 2008, 09:12:17 AM
I actually went to click the sound button like on his chat page, and then I realized this place wasn't as high tech.


we really, really need access to all those animal sounds.   "audio avatars"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 11, 2008, 09:23:05 AM
DB_Helicopter refered to him as "the doug brown"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Choad Muskrat on April 11, 2008, 09:35:43 AM
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/beach.jpg)

I saw this hat and jsut had to have it!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 11, 2008, 09:48:39 AM
DougieTripper: whats the topic
DB_Helicopter: The slandering slap messageboards.
DougieTripper: what do you mean
DB_Helicopter: Do you have an account there?
DB_Helicopter: The terrible website, slapmagazine.com has a forum section that contains false, misleading, and terribly offensive material about the Doug Brown.
DougieTripper: is this the real doug brown?
DB_Helicopter: No, he is on tour right now promoting his new video, "Bliss of the Unwind". But you never know when he might show up if he stops by a local library or the skate shop has internet access
DougieTripper: so why do you like doug brown?
DB_Helicopter: He's the most innovative skateboarder of modern times, loved by young boys across the world, and a living legend! And he has loads of pop. What's not to love?


so tired from working, but this made my day.....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bipsmound on April 11, 2008, 10:17:29 AM
I think you experience "Bliss of the Unwind" when your flatulence creates a black hole effect in your sphincter.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: wake and bacon on April 11, 2008, 01:45:30 PM
. I wanted a board sponsor and heard back from Yocaher Skateboards out of Los Angeles, California. I knew they had a good rep in the industry and global distribution. After a month or so of negotiations, I signed with them and finally had a pro signature deck.

i cannot believe how this just keeps getting better and better. when will it end?!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 11, 2008, 02:02:55 PM
. I wanted a board sponsor and heard back from Yocaher Skateboards out of Los Angeles, California. I knew they had a good rep in the industry and global distribution. After a month or so of negotiations, I signed with them and finally had a pro signature deck.

i cannot believe how this just keeps getting better and better. when will it end?!
It hasnt hit the climax yet...when Doug or Beautiful enter this thread is when it will hit the peak and then die....DOUG IM STILL CALLIN YOU OUT!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Silent Bob. on April 11, 2008, 02:17:22 PM
Where are you Doug? Hop skip and jump (back onto your board) over here!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: vicky on April 11, 2008, 02:52:52 PM
LOADS OF POP!!
[/size]


did anyone else read this as LOADS OF POOP
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bbk on April 11, 2008, 04:49:37 PM
Doug is an interesting extremist. He's a cool guy
perhaps a little too cool. Doug, unlike other pros,
does his best to be a good roll model to his fans

- Yocaher Skateboards
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: LloydChristmas on April 11, 2008, 06:14:47 PM
http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/04/01/pro-skateboarder/

same old bullshit, but i thought this was pretty funny:
Quote
<b>5) What is the funniest story you can think of that involves your professional training or your job?</b>
Hmmm. I did have someone come up to me once and tell me I skate a lot like Doug Brown and that I was way better than him.
THAT was the funniest story?  from all these years on the road?  what an expansive career....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Perfection* on April 11, 2008, 07:19:38 PM
Doug Brown and I webcam with each other and he topped off last nights sesh with this intense display of eroticism/power

(http://www.picattic.com/files/w7bztf8seiavkcuww7jv.jpg)

(webcam capture dummies) ^

Love,

Perfection
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: mikefork on April 11, 2008, 07:23:49 PM
Quote
1) When people ask you ‘what do you do?’ how do you describe your job?I assure them it is a real job and I’m lucky and never set out to be in this position. I tell them its a lot more than just skateboarding and it involves traveling, and responsibilities like doing demos, speaking engagements, and you have to have thick skin and be able to take criticism
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 11, 2008, 11:08:46 PM
Quote
1) When people ask you ‘what do you do?’ how do you describe your job?I assure them it is a real job and I’m lucky and never set out to be in this position. I tell them its a lot more than just skateboarding and it involves traveling, and responsibilities like doing demos, speaking engagements, and you have to have thick skin and be able to take criticism

good find!

+1
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sergioflorez on April 12, 2008, 02:13:09 AM
so a few pals know beautifull's real identity. come clean fellas.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 12, 2008, 02:27:49 AM
so a few pals know beautifull's real identity. come clean fellas.

Yah, it's doug brown!

B)

pss.. check ur pm's
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 12, 2008, 06:36:48 AM
Props on the hat, Muskrat... shit's hella!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 12, 2008, 09:42:11 AM
http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/04/01/pro-skateboarder/#comment-127

speechless
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: schlegs on April 12, 2008, 10:26:52 AM
Quote from ^^^^


"Thanks to everyone on the forums at http://www.slapmagazine.com/ for giving this blog most hits EVER in one day.

KEEP IT UP DUDES, YOU RULE!!!"

This is too good to be true, I'm dreaming.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sergioflorez on April 12, 2008, 12:20:11 PM
so a few pals know beautifull's real identity. come clean fellas.

Yah, it's doug brown!

B)

pss.. check ur pm's

i recieved nothing
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 12, 2008, 01:52:44 PM
http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/04/01/pro-skateboarder/#comment-127

speechless
shits priceless, laughed hard when I saw Dagger leaving steady comments on there, those dudes over at D. Brown's camp want in on the slap boards
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: LloydChristmas on April 12, 2008, 06:10:54 PM
Quote
jimsmuse says: Thank you, grimcity, for leaving a comment that is reasonable and written in English and does not contain the words “poo” or “nutsack”. I do not say that everyone who comes to this site has to agree with me, or say only peppy positive things, or even have a high opinion of Doug Brown so thank you for your comment. You’re entitled to your opinion.
everything said was fact, not opinion.   this guy is just in denial that he interviewed a moron to appeal to the masses.

fuck you, dude. 
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bbk on April 12, 2008, 06:24:14 PM
Quote
jimsmuse says: Thank you, grimcity, for leaving a comment that is reasonable and written in English and does not contain the words “poo” or “nutsack”. I do not say that everyone who comes to this site has to agree with me, or say only peppy positive things, or even have a high opinion of Doug Brown so thank you for your comment. You’re entitled to your opinion.
everything said was fact, not opinion.   this guy is just in denial that he interviewed a moron to appeal to the masses.

fuck you, dude. 
hah, I just posted that on the site :)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 12, 2008, 07:54:30 PM
Nick, what were you saying that she was disapproving of? The posts you made that she didn't publish... can you recount any of them? It kills me to not know...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Ice Cream & Lucid Dreams on April 12, 2008, 09:07:18 PM
this could turn into some fight club type shit for Doug/Beautiful, punching himself after demos in the back parking lot and shit....
doug brown is everything Beautifull wishes he was.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 13, 2008, 12:08:36 AM
Nick, what were you saying that she was disapproving of? The posts you made that she didn't publish... can you recount any of them? It kills me to not know...

good job grim for telling it like it was on that site.....  respect...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kilgore. on April 13, 2008, 01:26:06 AM
life is no way to treat a Doug Brown.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: GhostBusters on April 13, 2008, 02:27:05 AM
http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/04/01/pro-skateboarder/#comment-127

speechless

on April 12, 2008 at 3:07 pm10 grimcity

Doug might be a fine guy, but when considering the world of professional skateboarding, Doug is pretty much a joke, and I don’t mean that figuratively. The skateboard community (just the community aware of his existence) generally understands that Doug somehow managed to appoint himself “pro,” when in fact he’s really just hustling, milking it if you will.

Ask Doug why he doesn’t get coverage, and when he mentions being in Thrasher, tell him that “Photo Graffiti” doesn’t count, as that part of the magazine is user submitted, monthly showing off the exploits of whoever spends time sending Thrasher a photo.

Again, he’s probably great with the kids and the crispy image thing, but he’s not really seen as pro by the skateboard community at large. If anything, he’s a professional motivational speaker that happens to ride a board, but he’s a bit deluded in claiming pro status.

jimsmuse says: bThank you, grimcity, for leaving a comment that is reasonable and written in English and does not contain the words “poo” or “nutsack”. I do not say that everyone who comes to this site has to agree with me, or say only peppy positive things, or even have a high opinion of Doug Brown so thank you for your comment. You’re entitled to your opinion.

--

on April 13, 2008 at 5:25 am11 s8rboi

he is a poooish nutsack.


I don't have a myspace, but someone who does should infiltrate his and see what is in there.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=38048690 (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=38048690)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Choad Muskrat on April 13, 2008, 08:37:37 AM
Props on the hat, Muskrat... shit's hella!

thanks, Dougs not the only one sponsoered by Sobe's round here, LEGIT!

good comment on that blog btw, there's no way I would be able to post something like that without adding the words pussy, retard or fraud.

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on April 13, 2008, 09:46:38 AM
If someone wants to take the time to steal some photos from Sponsorhouse.com then they could make a profile on myspace.  Just act like you're fanning out on Doug and I'm sure he'll add you.

Doug's is set to private because I'm sure Chris Hansen would be all over that shit in a heartbeat.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 13, 2008, 11:12:05 PM
If someone wants to take the time to steal some photos from Sponsorhouse.com then they could make a profile on myspace.  Just act like you're fanning out on Doug and I'm sure he'll add you.

Doug's is set to private because I'm sure Chris Hansen would be all over that shit in a heartbeat.

hahah and he's eluded Chris Hansen's wrath this long by simply not accepting his friends' request.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: mipe on April 14, 2008, 06:01:46 AM
DB_Helicopter: He's the most innovative skateboarder of modern times, loved by young boys across the world, and a living legend! And he has loads of pop. What's not to love?

yeah we love you too Doug.
I can't believe I missed this thread. This is truly a classic slap!!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Rusty Champignon on April 14, 2008, 06:13:15 AM
come on mods, I think it's about time this thread became classic slap
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 14, 2008, 10:55:54 AM
No Classic until Beautifull Brown posts.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 14, 2008, 12:08:02 PM
No Classic until Beautifull Brown posts.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on April 14, 2008, 04:44:27 PM
I found the book that helped Dougifull get to where he is today.

(http://www.jerinandamie.com/2007/09/17/awesome.jpeg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kilgore. on April 14, 2008, 08:28:14 PM
I baited his ass in the Stretch of No Stretch thread....so it's official..beautifull has been in this thread and here is his reaction...

I was going through the Altamont site, and noticed that for the last season, they didn't have a non-stretch jean.  It was weird.  I definitely tried stretch before when I owned a pair of Krew Jeans, but it got all waffley in the crotch area after a few weeks.  Now I just wear levis non stretch.  I think wearing tights are gay anyway. 

What jeans do you wear?




this was already a topic last week dude...........http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=23658.0
I reported this gay ass topic to the moderator. 

pwned!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 14, 2008, 09:00:42 PM
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=22513.msg571244#msg571244
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kilgore. on April 14, 2008, 09:11:26 PM
link isn't working.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: LloydChristmas on April 15, 2008, 04:48:41 AM
No Classic until Beautifull Brown posts.

or until someone can find his photograffiti pic.  unfortunately, it's likely that only doug knows which issue it's in.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 15, 2008, 06:26:10 AM
link isn't working.
Eh, sorry... this is from one of the latter pages in the "Hey Jamie T" thread:

Beeda, you got Mr. Brown upset... the following is what it looks like when someone reports a post to the mods. I usually don't post reports, but I feel compelled to repost this and clarify some things to one Mr. Brown:

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The following post, "Re: Hey Jamie T." by beeda weeda has been reported by Nika on a board you moderate:

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=22513.msg551066#msg551066

The reporter has made the following comment:
My name is Doug Brown and I'm writing in regards to someone pretending to be me in the forums and posting preposterous things pretending to be me, letters to Jamie Thomas? I mean crazy stuff. So any how I do skate for a living and this is slander and I do have a lawyer and will look into how to pursue this issue to protect my rep and my sponsors. I hope you respect my position and understand where I am coming from. Please remove the posting. When it comes to bogus letters and ridiculous fake letters, and people taking my copy written photos and add things I have to get involved. Regards, Doug Brown www.dougbrownskate.com

1. Mr. Brown, all of us here know Beeda isn't you. Well, except for you I guess.
2. Slander? You're kidding, right? Even if it was slander, any lawyer you approach will tell you that slander is one of the toughest types of legal fights to take to court. Just ask your lawyer.
3. Copyrights on your photos... when used in satire or review are completely fair to post since they fall under the Fair Use (http://www.copyright.gov/fls/fl102.html) doctrine. Nobody is keeping you from getting paid, nor is anyone making money off of your stuff. They're making fun of you.

Welcome to the forums!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 15, 2008, 06:30:21 AM
Did you email that to you grim? or pm it from an account?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 15, 2008, 08:06:27 AM
Everything from "The following post..." to Snoop Doug's website address is what a "report to moderator" looks like on the moderator side. The only other one I ever posted was one from Sapphire Raven, but it was included in a Photoshop:
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/goth-judge.jpg)

^
(Nevermore guy had reported a post I made)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sweets on April 15, 2008, 08:09:33 AM
Ahhh....SaphireRaven still brings smiles to my heart.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bipsmound on April 15, 2008, 08:28:05 AM
...and fire to my loins.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bobby Peru on April 15, 2008, 10:40:35 PM
Have people been paying attention to grim's post? Everyone has been saying "classic when beautiful/doug brown posts," but he's already posted under the name Nika (not beautiful) on page 4 of this thread. He's also posted in the Jamie T thread (http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=22513.msg573451#msg573451).

BB, do your internet magic and get doug brown back in here.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kilgore. on April 15, 2008, 10:55:17 PM
we close our eyes to this in order to make this as epic as possible....nah not really i just haven't been paying attention then will just tune in randomly. we had a great run guys.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 15, 2008, 11:15:57 PM
pat o'dell needs to do an episode on this guy....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 16, 2008, 07:03:40 AM
Have people been paying attention to grim's post? Everyone has been saying "classic when beautiful/doug brown posts," but he's already posted under the name Nika (not beautiful) on page 4 of this thread. He's also posted in the Jamie T thread (http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=22513.msg573451#msg573451).

BB, do your internet magic and get doug brown back in here.
Holy crap, I completely overlooked Nika's two posts in the forums... just to double check, I Googled "Nikazone" and found that that's actually Doug's record label thingy (and it points to Dougshkler a few other times as well)... so it's legit.

Anyway, motion to move this to Classic Slap. Can I get a second and a third?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahlee on April 16, 2008, 07:05:38 AM
roger that
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Rusty Champignon on April 16, 2008, 07:07:42 AM
thirded
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 16, 2008, 07:55:03 AM
forft'd
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 16, 2008, 08:03:25 AM
git er done.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 16, 2008, 09:50:47 AM
Congrats Doug!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 16, 2008, 09:53:38 AM
Thanks Guyz, I'm super psyched! and a closet homosexual
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: LloydChristmas on April 16, 2008, 10:10:38 AM
it's been an honor...no, a privilege posting with you fine gentlemen. 
<img src="http://www.space.com/images/h_apollo13_hanks_03.jpg">
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 16, 2008, 10:34:21 AM
another fine thread, gnars all around
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 16, 2008, 10:37:28 AM
pat o'dell needs to do an episode on this guy....


a six part series.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 16, 2008, 10:48:56 AM
he should do an intervention type episode with Doug, Todd Falcon and other fake pro's where they think there on there to talk about their fake career's but really they are there to get help with their addiction to young boy anus
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 16, 2008, 11:56:25 AM
reading this thread is always a great way to get away from studying....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Choad Muskrat on April 16, 2008, 01:05:32 PM
he should do an intervention type episode with Doug, Todd Falcon and other fake pro's where they think there on there to talk about their fake career's but really they are there to get help with their addiction to young boy anus

haha for sure

ok first step to recovery......learn a kickflip "nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!" *pogos out the window*
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 16, 2008, 01:40:16 PM
so, are there any aspects of Doug's (my) life that haven't been exposed?
-skateboarding
-pro status
-music
-appearance
-sexuality
-?

we need new angles to work from.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on April 16, 2008, 01:46:49 PM
Doug, are you a religious man? Do you love God as much as yourself? As much as little boys?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 16, 2008, 01:53:50 PM
I am a man of God, I think the lord every day for those blissful first 13 years in a young man's life, where I can enjoy the fruits of his youth.
-Doug Brown
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: pleasekillme on April 16, 2008, 04:13:10 PM
Doug is legit.
(http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction-viewImage&friendID=38048690&albumID=0&imageID=4696029)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 17, 2008, 06:40:37 AM
damn, that dedication

+1
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on April 17, 2008, 07:43:30 AM
(http://www.zfcamaro.com/Riddler/Riddler1.gif)
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/dougbrownmong.jpg)

Yeah, I see it.

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 17, 2008, 12:23:36 PM
Doug had my sig pic taken down from photobucket, what a jerk!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on April 17, 2008, 12:28:04 PM
Doug had my sig pic taken down from photobucket, what a jerk!

weak
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MFS on April 17, 2008, 10:38:12 PM
http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/04/01/pro-skateboarder/#comment-127

speechless

on April 12, 2008 at 3:07 pm10 grimcity

Doug might be a fine guy, but when considering the world of professional skateboarding, Doug is pretty much a joke, and I don’t mean that figuratively. The skateboard community (just the community aware of his existence) generally understands that Doug somehow managed to appoint himself “pro,” when in fact he’s really just hustling, milking it if you will.

Ask Doug why he doesn’t get coverage, and when he mentions being in Thrasher, tell him that “Photo Graffiti” doesn’t count, as that part of the magazine is user submitted, monthly showing off the exploits of whoever spends time sending Thrasher a photo.

Again, he’s probably great with the kids and the crispy image thing, but he’s not really seen as pro by the skateboard community at large. If anything, he’s a professional motivational speaker that happens to ride a board, but he’s a bit deluded in claiming pro status.

jimsmuse says: bThank you, grimcity, for leaving a comment that is reasonable and written in English and does not contain the words “poo” or “nutsack”. I do not say that everyone who comes to this site has to agree with me, or say only peppy positive things, or even have a high opinion of Doug Brown so thank you for your comment. You’re entitled to your opinion.

--

on April 13, 2008 at 5:25 am11 s8rboi

he is a poooish nutsack.


I don't have a myspace, but someone who does should infiltrate his and see what is in there.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=38048690 (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=38048690)


hardest ive laughed online in awhile.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: baxty on April 17, 2008, 10:56:08 PM
Look at the new comment on the Blog.





Nigga fear me, slice up you pussy, Im the true mad scientist, take out my aggression and widdle you body. Don’t worry Im a certified cutter.

-On the mutha fuckin behalf of the slap forum.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: defiantnate on April 18, 2008, 01:12:44 AM
another fine thread, gnars all around
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 18, 2008, 06:07:20 AM
jizzmouth has gone too far, we need too plan a retalitory strike

Quote
I’d also like to give an honorable mention to the retarded trolls at Slap for rocketing my stats up through a link from a thread on their forum. While most of their asinine comments concerning the Pro Skateboarder entry will sit in limbo for the rest of eternity (because they already have their own mean-spirited and not very interesting forum to make stupid comments), I would like to let them all know the following:

1) I think Pro Skateboarder Doug Brown’s a nice guy and I am proud to have him as a contributor on My Cool Job;

2) Their idiocy completely backfired — the amount of traffic on that entry is so high that any search for “Pro Skateboarder” now invariably comes up with the blog entry they’ve been so condescending about;

3) Nice try with the link you sent, trolls–but I’ve already seen “Two Girls, One Cup” and so I expect it didn’t have the desired effect on me that was intended. I refuse to link to the video. Even a description of it would turn your stomach. Just think of what they did as the internet equivalent of leaving a flaming bag of dog poo on my virtual porch.

4) I’m sure they’re not sharing this with each other, but it does appear that a lot of them are reading other entries on the site as well, which I find extremely amusing. Guess there isn’t much going on in Mom’s basement these days and they need the stimulation.

They’ll get bored and move on, but hopefully the rest of you will stay tuned to see what’s coming up next.

http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/04/17/stop-hammer-time/#comment-189

start your photoshops, we've got work to do here


oh and here's the last comment i posted on doug's article

Quote
this site sucks and your ad hominem reply to turd is just a joke. shame on you for leaving out leggit comments from all the Slap Pals about doug and his "rad job". we didn't make this article a joke, the article is a joke and by leaving it up your making your site a joke.

if you had any shred of integrity, you'd either take down this article or let the comments stay up. Doug is a farse and your promoting him as someone for kids to look up too. do you really want kids looking up to a delusional middle aged man who is living the lie of being a legit professional skateboarder when in reality the only skateboarders who know this guy are the ones that make fun of him?

if you don't think that the opinions of the Slap boards are legit then watch this roast of an actual real skateboard pro, Tim Oconner, in which the slap boards get props (@4:40) for being the "last fontier of free speech" in skating

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMbytb3_UtA&feature=related&fmt=18

so again, i'd like to make an appeal to your journalistic integrity, you need to either take this article which is absolute crap and joke down or allow our critisims to go up. oh and do yourself a favor and stop trying to be whitty, your terrible at it.

your a fatty ginger right? figures... eitherway, i fart in your general direction

good day Jizzmouth
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 18, 2008, 06:14:30 AM
found the myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=78615710
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Choad Muskrat on April 18, 2008, 06:46:16 AM
Shit is priceless. Good work sleazy.

It's funny how people love to use the comeback "all your hate is generating more hits on the site making us more popular"

Yea well when your popular because everyone thinks your a fucking fag it's not exactly the publicity you want.

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: LloydChristmas on April 18, 2008, 07:02:59 AM
great response sleazy.

if i had photoshop i'd be all over this....where are you brawler?
<img src="http://a.wordpress.com/avatar/jimsmuse-48.jpg"><img src="http://a.wordpress.com/avatar/jimsmuse-48.jpg">
<img src="http://a.wordpress.com/avatar/jimsmuse-48.jpg"><img src="http://a.wordpress.com/avatar/jimsmuse-48.jpg">
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 18, 2008, 07:20:59 AM
Doug, we all know you are lurking, come on here and start an account. Prove us wrong, unless we are correct


(Doug is currently curled up in a fetal position under his computer desk in his basement)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 18, 2008, 07:45:14 AM
oh fuck, i just saw your "NAMBLA member" sig beeda weeda

+1, haha
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 18, 2008, 08:37:14 AM
its just hilarious how hard jimsmuse is try to defend doug brown....  i thought the slap boards would educated him on his kook-ness, but apparently he fails to understand the true meaning of pro skateboarder....

and turd, good job with that comment....

i love opening this thread after not being on the boards for a whole day....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 18, 2008, 10:35:01 AM
Quote
ginger tits,

ouch on the spelling diss, you shouldn't have gone there that really hurt.

uh, yeah...

anyway, so it really doesn't bother you one bit that you've put up an article on a person who doesn't make a living doing what he says he does? you don't mind misinforming your readers with this crap? how do i know he doesn't make a living? because there's no way, I know some real pros and it's really hard to make a living as a professional skateobarder. lot's of pro's still have too moonlite to make a living. only bonified top pros (ones with pro shoes) are actually making a livable wage off skateboarding and Doug is far from that. he's not even legit on a shop sponsor level, his career is literally a joke that get's it's only momentum from con'n uninformed people outside of skateboarding like you. and it's fantastic that you think he's a nice guy, but really what the fuck does that have to do with the topic of him being a legit pro? of course he's nice to you, he's con'n you...

so can you explain why having such sensationalistic, misleading articles on your site shows any shred of integrity? and just to clear things up a bit, journalistic integrity doesn't apply to conversations on a messageboard. did you actually do any research on this? no you didn't. you got con'd and now for some strange reason, when you actually get feedback from people who live, sleep and eat skateboarding you somehow still think you have a clue. based on what? oh that's right, it's your preconcieved notion that anyone with an opinion that's different than you on the internet has to be a looser that lives in their parents basement.

so please, if you want to take the time to write an article on something which you know nothing about, at least be open to comments and critisism from people who actually know what they are talking about and who actually care about the culture that you are unintensionally disrespecting with your fluff piece on Doug.

if you want to know what professional skateboarding is really about, then check out epicly latered on www.vbs.tv for a taste(no porn this time, i swear). specifically check the Cardiel episodes. if at some point you don't go "wait, this doug guy's a kook he's nothing like these guys" then you have no business writing about professional skateboarding on any level.


oh and how was your first meat spin? First time always burns the worst...

Sleazy


-------------- Original message --------------
From: "Carrie Lowery" <[email protected]>

Dear Sleazy:

I did post a link to the Slap forum in the interest of being fair, and since you have a forum there and readers were given access to it, I fail to see how anyone at that forum has not been given an opportunity to exercise their first amendment rights to use words like 'douchebag' and 'ball-licker".   If 99% of the readers of my blog  have little interest in juvenile banter and/or skateboarding in general and aren't interested enough to read the thread, I have no control over that.

Despite the fact that your spelling is atrocious, I was considering posting your comment...but the "jizzmouth" thing kinda blew it for you.  I would also like to point out that I haven't attacked anyone for being a skateboarder, only for being a mean-spirited jerk.   Telling me I 'suck at life' and sending me porn links also does little to make me think that you have much 'journalistic integrity' yourself, so I find it hard to take your comments seriously.

But you did take the time to comment, so I'm taking the time to respond personally.    I'm not even going to lie to you and tell you I didn't find that slap thread amusing in parts, I'm just going to say that those sort of comments seem to suit the tenor of Slap better than they suit my blog.

The whole point here is that if you can't act like a grownup, you don't get to hang around with the grownups.   

Have a nice day,

Carrie Lowery
[email protected]
http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com

thanks for the new sig jizzmouth
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Choad Muskrat on April 18, 2008, 12:05:23 PM
I'll never forget the time heartplaza got his meatspin cherry popped, that was the funniest shit
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 18, 2008, 12:12:34 PM
dear sleazy:

well done.... 
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: RockForLight on April 18, 2008, 01:20:30 PM
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/1562/namblabulletincl9.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 18, 2008, 02:25:28 PM
Sleazy is a pretty terrible writer.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: wake and bacon on April 18, 2008, 02:37:44 PM
mad props sleazy
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 18, 2008, 02:55:03 PM
mad props sleazy

Seriously, infinate gnars await you.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: baxty on April 18, 2008, 03:35:45 PM
They deleted my comment.  :'(
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Foray on April 18, 2008, 07:44:04 PM
They deleted my comment.  :'(

You have to "Grow Up" before you post in the big-boy blogs, Baxty...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MFS on April 18, 2008, 09:49:51 PM
sleazy you made my night!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Matze on April 19, 2008, 02:58:08 AM
i can't describe how good this topic is. you guys are bringing up some great input, that i couldn't do. high fives on the crew.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: hatehatehatehate on April 19, 2008, 01:19:45 PM
Doug Brown reminds me of this dude Al Garcia that lived right by where I grew up. He started two different companies and turned himself pro for both. He was a spitting image of Doug Brown, skating wise. He skated slower than anyone I've seen, and just did weird tricks on flatground. Nollie 360 heelflips and stuff. But he always hung around with 12 year old kids even though the dude was pushing late 20's, back then. The funniest story ever though is about him.

There was a contest at that Skate Street place in Ventura where he entered both the street and vert contests. He got almost dead last, if not that in street, then the vert contest came up. It was time for his run, and he was standing on the top of the ramp waiting to drop in. The announcer said, "Al Gar, you have 60 seconds" and he just stood there waiting to drop in. "Al Gar, you have 45 seconds..." Still waiting. "Al Gar, you have 30 seconds... Al Gar, you have 15 seconds... Al Gar, you have 10 seconds.. 5 seconds..." And once he said that Al tried to drop in and just ate soooo much shit. It was probably the funniest thing of all time.

I would look for stuff on youtube but my girlfriend just got out of the shower and is yelling at me for not paying attention to her. So yeah, somebody will have to do that.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: hatehatehatehate on April 19, 2008, 01:51:38 PM
Found one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bksmOwRFkFo


first two tricks are that dude. PROFESSH!!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bobjohn on April 19, 2008, 06:29:18 PM
Sorry, I only skimmed the middle portion of this thread. That blog definitely isn't Doug Brown, since the real one is based in the midwest.

The real Doug who registered www.dougbrownskate.com is listed as:

Brown, Doug  [email protected]
      P.O.Box 1654
      Wooster, OH  44691
      US
      330-264-5152
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: crapface on April 20, 2008, 02:16:04 AM
Oh man this thread is pure gold. Made my day for sure.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on April 20, 2008, 04:54:53 AM
Found one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bksmOwRFkFo


first two tricks are that dude. PROFESSH!!!
I dont get it, what was that first trick??
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 20, 2008, 07:25:40 AM
appears to be a nollie bigspin late heel, sir.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 21, 2008, 12:17:27 PM
There was a contest at that Skate Street place in Ventura where he entered both the street and vert contests. He got almost dead last, if not that in street, then the vert contest came up. It was time for his run, and he was standing on the top of the ramp waiting to drop in. The announcer said, "Al Gar, you have 60 seconds" and he just stood there waiting to drop in. "Al Gar, you have 45 seconds..." Still waiting. "Al Gar, you have 30 seconds... Al Gar, you have 15 seconds... Al Gar, you have 10 seconds.. 5 seconds..." And once he said that Al tried to drop in and just ate soooo much shit. It was probably the funniest thing of all time.

that's so perfect


i think every city's got it's own self made fake pro, hanging on to the dream
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 21, 2008, 12:49:42 PM
nothing is more awkward t han some dude  that you just met claiming sonsorsships, and lacking all skill, talent and understanding of skateboarding.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: barr on April 21, 2008, 06:36:07 PM
Doug Brown reminds me of this dude Al Garcia that lived right by where I grew up. He started two different companies and turned himself pro for both. He was a spitting image of Doug Brown, skating wise. He skated slower than anyone I've seen, and just did weird tricks on flatground. Nollie 360 heelflips and stuff. But he always hung around with 12 year old kids even though the dude was pushing late 20's, back then. The funniest story ever though is about him.

There was a contest at that Skate Street place in Ventura where he entered both the street and vert contests. He got almost dead last, if not that in street, then the vert contest came up. It was time for his run, and he was standing on the top of the ramp waiting to drop in. The announcer said, "Al Gar, you have 60 seconds" and he just stood there waiting to drop in. "Al Gar, you have 45 seconds..." Still waiting. "Al Gar, you have 30 seconds... Al Gar, you have 15 seconds... Al Gar, you have 10 seconds.. 5 seconds..." And once he said that Al tried to drop in and just ate soooo much shit. It was probably the funniest thing of all time.

I would look for stuff on youtube but my girlfriend just got out of the shower and is yelling at me for not paying attention to her. So yeah, somebody will have to do that.

i usually don't read long ass stories
but i read yours when you leave one
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on April 21, 2008, 07:31:16 PM
He was a spitting image of Doug Brown, skating wise. He skated slower than anyone I've seen, and just did weird tricks on flatground. Nollie 360 heelflips and stuff.
Well, speak of the devil...
(http://a553.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/l_c409afd8387898ff6626c74fbd0e6298.jpg)
(http://a236.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_cbe9d41c695de3765182c982de02102b.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 21, 2008, 11:32:31 PM
I just wanted to make sure this story got to this page.

Doug Brown reminds me of this dude Al Garcia that lived right by where I grew up. He started two different companies and turned himself pro for both. He was a spitting image of Doug Brown, skating wise. He skated slower than anyone I've seen, and just did weird tricks on flatground. Nollie 360 heelflips and stuff. But he always hung around with 12 year old kids even though the dude was pushing late 20's, back then. The funniest story ever though is about him.

There was a contest at that Skate Street place in Ventura where he entered both the street and vert contests. He got almost dead last, if not that in street, then the vert contest came up. It was time for his run, and he was standing on the top of the ramp waiting to drop in. The announcer said, "Al Gar, you have 60 seconds" and he just stood there waiting to drop in. "Al Gar, you have 45 seconds..." Still waiting. "Al Gar, you have 30 seconds... Al Gar, you have 15 seconds... Al Gar, you have 10 seconds.. 5 seconds..." And once he said that Al tried to drop in and just ate soooo much shit. It was probably the funniest thing of all time.

I would look for stuff on youtube but my girlfriend just got out of the shower and is yelling at me for not paying attention to her. So yeah, somebody will have to do that.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 22, 2008, 04:40:29 AM
(http://a553.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/l_c409afd8387898ff6626c74fbd0e6298.jpg)
(http://a236.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_cbe9d41c695de3765182c982de02102b.jpg)

i had a 2 of jim bates boards when he was on status....  status decks via syndrome distribution were the best, solid wood and great shapes.....

this thread has been lacking some doug brown footage so heres what i could find off youtube....  its not great but whatever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKsFXLP2JkU

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 22, 2008, 06:10:06 AM
the video has been taken down, but "don't stop believing" is playing on the radio
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Guile on April 22, 2008, 08:31:55 AM
someone just beat his ass.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bill hates on April 22, 2008, 09:04:05 AM
There was a contest at that Skate Street place in Ventura where he entered both the street and vert contests. He got almost dead last, if not that in street, then the vert contest came up. It was time for his run, and he was standing on the top of the ramp waiting to drop in. The announcer said, "Al Gar, you have 60 seconds" and he just stood there waiting to drop in. "Al Gar, you have 45 seconds..." Still waiting. "Al Gar, you have 30 seconds... Al Gar, you have 15 seconds... Al Gar, you have 10 seconds.. 5 seconds..." And once he said that Al tried to drop in and just ate soooo much shit. It was probably the funniest thing of all time.
i literally fell to the floor crying about this. best story ive ever read. i love you.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bill hates on April 22, 2008, 09:09:56 AM
the poo and nutsack comment got me pretty good too
its gonna be a good day.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 22, 2008, 09:21:41 AM
How the hell do you nollie laserflip?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: eight oh eight on April 22, 2008, 10:48:42 AM
HAHA BEAUTIFULL MADE YA LOOK
SUCK ON IT HARD COCK MONGER
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bipsmound on April 22, 2008, 11:48:43 AM
(http://a236.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_cbe9d41c695de3765182c982de02102b.jpg)

Hot damn, Daryl Grogan and Jim Bates on the same team at last.  I thought the last board was a Rod James which woulda put this shit over the top.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: lenny on April 22, 2008, 12:26:13 PM
How the hell do you nollie laserflip?

Drink a big glass of Blah-Dow!! right before you go skate.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on April 22, 2008, 12:44:42 PM
So umm... Doug accepted my myspace friend request  8)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 22, 2008, 12:52:27 PM
your avatar works so well with that post

gnar'd
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on April 22, 2008, 01:52:22 PM
Thank ya  :)  and hey! check this out

Quote
486585 Posts in 18296 Topics by 8274 Members
Latest Member: sleze e

hmm...? an imposter?

I must admit being his myspace friend does have its perks. I have an all access pass to Doug videos  8)
I was feelin' this one today
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=15997831
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: skaterdavid on April 22, 2008, 02:39:25 PM
1080 one foot spin!!! no way!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: baptized in cum on April 22, 2008, 04:30:54 PM
(http://drewpickles.com/files/ohdear.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Derk the Jerk on April 22, 2008, 05:00:45 PM
did THE doug brown just mislabel his fakie bigspin as a nollie bigspin in that myspace video?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on April 22, 2008, 05:10:46 PM
did THE doug brown just mislabel his fakie bigspin as a nollie bigspin in that myspace video?
The way he sees it, it's actually a switch nollie, making it harder, but The Doug is just way too modest.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bill hates on April 22, 2008, 08:06:31 PM
that ender is so righteous
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Guile on April 22, 2008, 08:18:41 PM
i ever catch you in my hood doug im gonna beat the fuck out of you, and that isnt a joke. luckily i live in canada and i will never have to see something that embarrassing, hell thats worse than bryan adams and avril ligingingingene combined.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bill hates on April 22, 2008, 08:24:42 PM
i ever catch you in my hood doug im gonna beat the fuck out of you, and that isnt a joke. luckily i live in canada and i will never have to see something that embarrassing, hell thats worse than bryan adams and avril ligingingingene combined.
still loling
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 22, 2008, 09:19:59 PM
did THE doug brown just mislabel his fakie bigspin as a nollie bigspin in that myspace video?
The way he sees it, it's actually a switch nollie, making it harder, but The Doug is just way too modest.

first thread i read today and im already smiling.....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on April 23, 2008, 04:53:06 AM
Isn't Daryl Grogan the filmer who made all those local Long Beach videos about 10 yrs ago?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: spungo on April 23, 2008, 10:17:29 AM
(http://a236.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_cbe9d41c695de3765182c982de02102b.jpg)

Hot damn, Daryl Grogan and Jim Bates on the same team at last.  I thought the last board was a Rod James which woulda put this shit over the top.

IIRC Dylan Gardner rode for Neighborhood back in the day and was pretty good.  I remember one ad where he did a hard flip mute grab over a hip.  It looked wierd but it seemed like a really akward trick to do.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bipsmound on April 23, 2008, 11:26:04 AM
Put your wrist guard on grab a stick of juicy fruit.  The taste is gonna move ya.

Take a whif, whip it out.  The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in yer mouth.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Rusty Champignon on April 23, 2008, 02:28:55 PM
(http://drewpickles.com/files/ohdear.jpg)

why has no one said anything about this? I seriously cant breathe from laughing    +1
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on April 23, 2008, 06:51:49 PM
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=31120261
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on April 23, 2008, 06:55:41 PM
My god this just keeps getting better. That sad (saddest, really) thing is that he's serious.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 23, 2008, 08:02:00 PM
(http://drewpickles.com/files/ohdear.jpg)

why has no one said anything about this? I seriously cant breathe from laughing    +1

seriously i thought i would never stop laughing after reading that
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: skaterdavid on April 23, 2008, 08:03:12 PM
I'm not sure if i should laugh or feel slightly disturbed?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 24, 2008, 01:18:40 AM
My god this just keeps getting better. That sad (saddest, really) thing is that he's serious.

I wish death to anyone who starts their first line of dialogue "People always ask me...", especially when it's evedent nobody ever asks them shit.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 24, 2008, 06:39:32 AM
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=31120261


good thing he copyrighted that
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on April 24, 2008, 06:46:49 AM
WTF!! His "Ender" was a feeble stall to fakie on a 2 ft spine?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bill hates on April 24, 2008, 07:40:19 AM
one day, ill find something that he forgot to copyright. i am SO going to exploit it and make some major cash.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bill hates on April 24, 2008, 07:40:54 AM
(12 bucks)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 24, 2008, 09:44:54 AM
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=31120261


good thing he copyrighted that

Awful. I knew he was the type of person who g-turns into a disaster which imo is one of the ugliest tricks ever.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 24, 2008, 09:57:46 AM
you must not have seen the finger flip\varial to back boneless tricks in that clip then

(http://heynice.com/media-archives/2006-05/peewee.jpg)

i wouldn't swat this dogs ass with those tricks
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: papasmurfsdog on April 24, 2008, 10:36:11 PM
the best part of waking up...

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk288/papasmurfsdog/dbrown.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on April 24, 2008, 10:40:24 PM
My god this just keeps getting better.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on April 25, 2008, 01:12:43 PM
My god this just keeps getting better.

no kidding.  I haven't been to this thread since it moved to the classic section.  Truly has made my day.   

I love how whenever he does those fakie shuv's to rocknroll he dances on his board so much before he drops back in.   Some Doug Brown Original Steeze.   

I just realized now that his website is back up and running.  Woo!

has this one been posted yet??
<a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=16102070">Doug Brown 360 Boneless w/ 360 hand varial spin</a><br><embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=16102070&v=2&type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"></embed>
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Rusty Champignon on April 25, 2008, 01:23:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7jCStW8zKE
words can't even express what i'm feeling after watching this
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on April 25, 2008, 01:24:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7jCStW8zKE

words can't even express what i'm feeling after watching this

"sorry video no longer available"

that didn't last to long >:(
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Rusty Champignon on April 25, 2008, 01:25:33 PM
fuck, it does work but not when its embed just search this on youtube     Doug Brown Solo DVD (Preview)     its fucking ridiculous
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on April 25, 2008, 01:35:08 PM
Finally, a video where we get to meet 'the man behind the board'

Can we pool money together and buy this??? Ah hell, maybe I'll just do it and put it up on megaupload or something, it would be very worth it.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Rusty Champignon on April 25, 2008, 01:38:26 PM
good luck finding it anywhere, they didn't have it in my local skateshop like Doug promised
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on April 25, 2008, 03:02:09 PM
Finally, a video where we get to meet 'the man behind the board'

Can we pool money together and buy this??? Ah hell, maybe I'll just do it and put it up on megaupload or something, it would be very worth it.
If you do it, I'll find and rip my todd falcon dvd, and I promise you gnars for days.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: jesus0nvi4gra on April 25, 2008, 04:46:35 PM
Has it been determined how many G's this guys pulling in a year?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: LloydChristmas on April 25, 2008, 05:06:25 PM
Finally, a video where we get to meet 'the man behind the board'
because we all know he keeps his personal life shrouded in mystery.  i can practically see him saying "under all this money and rock'n'roll image, i'm just a normal guy like you and your friends".


EDIT: i'll order one of his cd's or a different dvd and upload as well
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on April 25, 2008, 06:26:42 PM
It wasn't aliens... it was The Doug all along!

(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff19/briden108/Dougno.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on April 25, 2008, 07:36:19 PM
fuck, it does work but not when its embed just search this on youtube     Doug Brown Solo DVD (Preview)     its fucking ridiculous
Got it!
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=16573017
Did I mention I'm his myspace friend?  ;D 8)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on April 25, 2008, 07:39:38 PM
I like how he threw in "stock footage" of three chicks waving in that.  :D
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 25, 2008, 08:34:35 PM
I'm convinced the san andreas fault was caused directly by a doug brown powerslide
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on April 25, 2008, 09:02:47 PM
Check it out:

(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6808/picture2pc0.png) (http://imageshack.us)

Only The Doug could be pro for 2 companies AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!    More proof of his legit-ness.

I'm buying his Solo DVD by the way.   I'll let you all know when it arrives!  hope he doesn't sue my ass when I put it on mininova
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 25, 2008, 09:22:21 PM
fuck, it does work but not when its embed just search this on youtube     Doug Brown Solo DVD (Preview)     its fucking ridiculous
Got it!
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=16573017
Did I mention I'm his myspace friend?  ;D 8)


Oh my god....

did you see how huge his demo was??  i think there were at least 20 kids!!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 25, 2008, 09:38:46 PM
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=31120261


good thing he copyrighted that
Did anybody notice that The Doug, is a MONGOPUSHER!!!! watch closely!  He's so BRO!!!! I mean Pro
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on April 25, 2008, 09:43:29 PM
Did anybody notice that The Doug, is a MONGOPUSHER!!!! watch closely!  He's so BRO!!!! I mean Pro
+1 for the attention to detail.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on April 25, 2008, 09:50:30 PM
oh my gosh.  poor kid.  how old till he realizes his uncle is a joke??

oh yeah, and the video has further proof of mongo pushing.


http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=24408415
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Foray on April 25, 2008, 10:59:57 PM
oh my gosh.  poor kid.  how old till he realizes his uncle is a joke??

oh yeah, and the video has further proof of mongo pushing.


http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=24408415


This dips into Doug's mysterious artsy side.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 26, 2008, 01:03:50 AM
I wonder if Doug told his nephew to "ride away clean" after the one footed 1080 spin he taught him.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sergioflorez on April 26, 2008, 01:50:30 AM
I wonder if Doug told his nephew to "ride away clean" after the one footed 1080 spin he taught him.

i just got a jolt of the bad stuff from watching that. talk about second hand embarrassment. that kid needs a copy of 20 shot STAT!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 26, 2008, 02:17:30 AM
oh my gosh.  poor kid.  how old till he realizes his uncle is a joke??

oh yeah, and the video has further proof of mongo pushing.


http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=24408415


This dips into Doug's mysterious artsy side.

Dear Owen:

i am sorry....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 26, 2008, 07:28:37 AM
I wonder if Doug told his nephew to "ride away clean" after the one footed 1080 spin he taught him.

i just got a jolt of the bad stuff from watching that. talk about second hand embarrassment. that kid needs a copy of 20 shot STAT!
Even 20 Shot won't help Owen forget the "uncle Doug" gave him his first skateboard.  Poor kids ruined....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: vicky on April 26, 2008, 11:03:11 AM
doug, if youre reading this, youre my hero.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Guile on April 26, 2008, 11:42:55 AM
dougie brown, the millionaire, the mansion, the yacht, the two skate spots, the two hot tots
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bill hates on April 26, 2008, 01:31:50 PM
doug, if youre reading this, youre my hero.
doug, if youre reading this.. hi
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bobby Peru on April 26, 2008, 04:42:38 PM
For all of you who said you were going to buy his DVD, please don't. You're only encouraging him.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: poocrusher on April 26, 2008, 06:08:47 PM
That video has gotta be one of worst things I have ever sat through in my entire life.

Somebody cut my fucking eyes out.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on April 27, 2008, 11:29:49 AM
(http://a479.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/l_732eebeadb27a9d89417967fff8c8596.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on April 27, 2008, 01:04:19 PM
(http://a874.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_2bd911b4421b853d190366665b92b889.jpg)
(http://a304.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/127/l_223af66fe56aecf28fa4066ec4e7779f.jpg)
(http://a925.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_fb46f95dfeb288a1123485af66e7beac.jpg)
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/doug1.jpg)
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/doug2.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on April 27, 2008, 01:14:01 PM
What the hell is this!?
(http://a258.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/65/l_66e5da249ea1123c6048219905e70169.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: donnie_murdo on April 27, 2008, 03:07:30 PM
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=31120261


good thing he copyrighted that

Whoaaaa all the tricks no one bothered learning all in one part
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: CigaretteBeer on April 27, 2008, 04:45:35 PM
This thread keeps getting better and better.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sergioflorez on April 27, 2008, 08:01:55 PM
(http://a874.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_2bd911b4421b853d190366665b92b889.jpg)
(http://a304.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/127/l_223af66fe56aecf28fa4066ec4e7779f.jpg)
(http://a925.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_fb46f95dfeb288a1123485af66e7beac.jpg)
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/doug1.jpg)
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/able1039/doug2.jpg)

bump for fucking awesome
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on April 27, 2008, 08:05:00 PM
I'm curious if JT has run into him.  Actually, maybe we can start a whole different thread asking Jamie to put him on a Black Box board co.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Choad Muskrat on April 27, 2008, 10:25:05 PM
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=31120261


good thing he copyrighted that

Whoaaaa all the tricks no one bothered learning all in one part

About 1/3rd of the way in when he runs from behind his 'ramp' and caveman tail stall to drop in, I started laughing uncontrollably. He ran with so much ambition and purpose to do a trick that every 10 year old at the skatepark can do but doesn't because they know how gay they would look.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 28, 2008, 02:36:10 PM
Doug Brown solo is or isn't about masturbation?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: eight oh eight on April 28, 2008, 03:08:57 PM
What the hell is this!?
(http://a258.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/65/l_66e5da249ea1123c6048219905e70169.jpg)
straight out of sponsor house.  wonder if he's got stuff on there.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Fishsticks on April 28, 2008, 04:16:49 PM
What the hell is this!?
(http://a258.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/65/l_66e5da249ea1123c6048219905e70169.jpg)
straight out of sponsor house.  wonder if he's got stuff on there.

And here you go: http://sponsorhouse.loopd.com/Members/dougbrown/Home.aspx
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: vicky on April 28, 2008, 04:23:45 PM
holy fucking shit look at all those girls who commented oh my fucking god im dying
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: guy le douche on April 28, 2008, 04:58:06 PM
^ its funny that his fan base are mainly moms. *chuckle
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 28, 2008, 05:58:27 PM
^ its funny that his fan base are mainly moms. *chuckle
how many of their kids do you think he's banged?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on April 28, 2008, 06:03:49 PM
I don't think Beautiful's ever had sex
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on April 28, 2008, 11:08:09 PM
(http://www.radiofree.com/profiles/angelina_jolie/aj011065.jpg)

after reading all 17 pages of this thread, this is all I could come up with
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: spungo on April 29, 2008, 01:28:56 AM
He skates mini ramp like Chad Vogt.  or maybe not.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ZipZinger on April 29, 2008, 08:09:53 AM
I can't believe I slept on this thread so long.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: lenny on April 29, 2008, 02:11:53 PM
(http://a874.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_2bd911b4421b853d190366665b92b889.jpg)

Talk about the dream team.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on April 30, 2008, 12:53:29 AM
hahahahahahahhhahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhah!!!
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=14860728



 the RAW footy.
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1483973089
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: lenny on April 30, 2008, 01:03:37 AM
DB is pretty much my idol.
i'm gonna learn them 900 hand-spin-foot-plants, asap.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 30, 2008, 05:04:21 AM
hahahahahahahhhahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhah!!!
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=14860728

not too bad, in that one clip doug brown has successfully ruined street skating as well as that iggy pop song.... 

steve berra and koston need to invite him to the berrics ASAP!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on April 30, 2008, 06:14:21 AM
Doubg at the berrics would be amazing, run and jump on his board has never been done down the steps.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 30, 2008, 10:28:53 AM
I have to be honest here: Sunday I tried a 1080 one foot spin and I don't think I even made it past 90 degrees. Doug is rad and I have no room to criticize his manuevers or ability to jump off of stuff.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on April 30, 2008, 11:03:46 AM
I have to be honest here: Sunday I tried a 1080 one foot spin and I don't think I even made it past 90 degrees. Doug is rad and I have no room to criticize his manuevers or ability to jump off of stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD7zSLaSXRc
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on April 30, 2008, 11:57:35 AM
im guessing his footage at the berrics will be better than guy marianos, kostons, the real team, the stereo team and the city ams footage.... combined....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 30, 2008, 04:51:13 PM
Check it out:

(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6808/picture2pc0.png) (http://imageshack.us)

Only The Doug could be pro for 2 companies AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!    More proof of his legit-ness.

I'm buying his Solo DVD by the way.   I'll let you all know when it arrives!  hope he doesn't sue my ass when I put it on mininova

Aparently double-dippin on board sponsors isn't enough for him, he's fuckin tripple dippin on the shoe deals!!!

NSS ( http://www.skateabsolute.com/sk8board/proteam/dougbrown/dougbrown.html ), Sneaux Shoes ( http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=38048690 ), and even Osiris ( http://sponsorhouse.loopd.com/Members/dougbrown/Sponsors.aspx )
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 30, 2008, 04:59:41 PM
cant knock the hustle
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Foray on April 30, 2008, 10:03:17 PM
Today I met the Doug Brown of Monterey, and taught him how to pump around the pool.  his trucks were way too tight and he had track pants on, with the stripe. 
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on May 01, 2008, 07:07:23 AM
how many wrist guards was he wearing?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: tag_king on May 01, 2008, 07:54:16 AM
the RAW footy.
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1483973089


Hahahahahah look at the kid behind him when he does that out of control hand-varial thing. I think he thought he was in a fight with him or something. He gets so fucking scared.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on May 01, 2008, 12:12:12 PM
everyone should spam the tws site, and lets make DOug Brown the readers choice skater of the year, how amazing would tha tbe
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Foray on May 01, 2008, 12:22:58 PM
how many wrist guards was he wearing?

well he had the wrist guards at first when he was riding one of those surfer-snow hybrid boards around the street section. 

Then he went to the car to get his "real" board and suited up in armor (complete with thigh/ass padding) so he could attempt a kickturn in the pool. 
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: donnie_murdo on May 01, 2008, 01:42:27 PM
everyone should spam the tws site, and lets make DOug Brown the readers choice skater of the year, how amazing would tha tbe

Now that is amazing !
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on May 01, 2008, 01:48:43 PM
check the thread in "whatever" there is an e-mail adress you have to send your vote to
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Perfection on May 01, 2008, 07:22:23 PM
Oh man, I sure hope that he gets it!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on May 02, 2008, 11:58:30 PM
i just voted for him 3 times last night, ill do so a couple more times later....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on May 03, 2008, 12:38:22 AM
i just voted for him 3 times last night, ill do so a couple more times later....

same here new SOTY of the decade
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: longballlarry on May 03, 2008, 01:31:21 PM
alright, this has to get done. tell everyone you know to vote for doug brown, if we can all just work together on this one we can be a part of history guys, that goes to all you lurkers as well. think about how amazing it would be if this went down.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on May 04, 2008, 01:56:40 AM
Done. Although I'm afraid Doug will use this trophy to feed his mania...actually, that's not a bad thing.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: nice weather on May 04, 2008, 06:26:19 AM
Done. What if he actually turns up in some top 20 ranking or whatever? I can picture his myspace bulletin speech after that so perfectly.

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on May 04, 2008, 10:03:12 AM
well im off to vote a couple more times.... remember your vote counts!!

edit: another 10 votes in the bag for doug brown
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: longballlarry on May 04, 2008, 10:03:30 AM
i think you should all put something in your signature to help the cause.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: lenny on May 04, 2008, 06:18:40 PM
i think you should all put something in your signature to help the cause.

ok.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on May 05, 2008, 06:03:32 PM
any chance we can get a rough tally of the votes cast so far?

ive voted around 10-13 times already, and will do so a couple more times later today....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: longballlarry on May 05, 2008, 07:18:19 PM
i've voted at least 30 times already, but i'm starting to think that maybe they only take one vote per person, or that they might be on to us or something.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 05, 2008, 09:13:41 PM
The key is to use different e-mails. If they are on to us, at least it will send a loud and clear message to transworld what a pile of shit that magazine is.

Just checked this thread for the first time since it got moved, and its so amazing. hatehatehatehate had the funniest story I have ever read on here.  And the best doug footy I saw was on the electrical box. caveman to one footed tail, to jump back onto tail. sick.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Lance on May 05, 2008, 09:24:18 PM
The key is to use different e-mails. If they are on to us, at least it will send a loud and clear message to transworld what a pile of shit that magazine is.

Just checked this thread for the first time since it got moved, and its so amazing. hatehatehatehate had the funniest story I have ever read on here.  And the best doug footy I saw was on the electrical box. caveman to one footed tail, to jump back onto tail. sick.
Gipper, for extra credit you should tell all your classes to send in the email with Doug Brown in it, and have them print it out as proof.  I might have to do a drawing for a free board, every kid who brings in an email printed out with Doug in it gets a raffle ticket.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on May 05, 2008, 11:07:44 PM
Sent the email too...I wonder if this works...just imagine....that would speak worlds for the pals-power...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 06, 2008, 10:26:07 AM
Sent the email too...I wonder if this works...just imagine....that would speak worlds for the pals-power...
That's always been the fucked up thing just below the surface of this little game.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: poocrusher on May 06, 2008, 02:48:50 PM
I voted 3 times.  on 3 different accounts.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bill hates on May 06, 2008, 05:11:07 PM
i guess its only right i put it here too

(http://i25.tinypic.com/ncxz79.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: themoustache on May 11, 2008, 05:43:02 PM
(http://rafearnott.typepad.com/rafe_arnott_weblog/images/doug_brown1.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on May 11, 2008, 09:02:29 PM
I wish tws had like an active poll where you can see the statistics
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bill hates on May 11, 2008, 11:34:33 PM
I wish tws had like an active poll where you can see the statistics

(http://i29.tinypic.com/52bas7.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Netherlands on May 11, 2008, 11:42:13 PM
I'm posting to acknowledge that I looked at that picture you drew.  Now you can stop checking this thread for recognition.  Consider this a virtual close mouth, slightly raise eyebrows and nod head once.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bill hates on May 11, 2008, 11:49:54 PM
have you been deemed a fake account yet? if so, forget i responded
if not. lets start over. you have 20 posts and i have thoroughly enjoyed every one of them. friends?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on May 12, 2008, 09:37:20 AM
gnar for your shape eye....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on May 12, 2008, 08:25:39 PM
I wish tws had like an active poll where you can see the statistics

(http://i29.tinypic.com/52bas7.jpg)
remind me to gnar you tomorrow
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on May 12, 2008, 08:50:40 PM
hahah, that's awesome, scoot. Consider it temporarily covered, sweI:tfm
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: vicky on May 13, 2008, 03:10:01 PM
we should abduct doug.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: lenny on May 13, 2008, 05:12:34 PM
we should abduct doug.

His security is too tight, we'll never be able to get to him.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: themoustache on May 13, 2008, 05:38:11 PM
we should abduct dougs tricktionary.

His trucks are too tight, we'll never be able to get him to 360 flip.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on May 15, 2008, 12:33:28 PM
we should abduct dougs tricktionary.

His trucks are too tight, we'll never be able to get him to 360 flip.
dont worry, he'll learn them fast with his new TWS readers choice award in his pocket giving him the adequate weight distribution
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sergioflorez on May 16, 2008, 06:09:27 AM
dougie is still a winner in my eyes. beautifull is skate master tate.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/158/392135211_a573840a5d.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2364/2230038446_fbed08dee8.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1430/768853099_669deca9dd.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on May 16, 2008, 06:16:35 AM

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/158/392135211_a573840a5d.jpg?v=0)


wait, doesn't that kid on the right get made fun of on here from time to time? isn't he one of the new posters who recently got pshoped?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: crapface on May 16, 2008, 10:11:26 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1430/768853099_669deca9dd.jpg?v=0)
Hahahahah!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: longballlarry on May 17, 2008, 11:50:26 AM
i'm really upset this didn't work out.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Rusty Champignon on May 17, 2008, 11:53:31 AM
i'm really upset this didn't work out.

I think Doug had the most votes of all and these awards are fixed
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: longballlarry on May 17, 2008, 11:58:52 AM
clearly.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Perfection on May 17, 2008, 12:03:29 PM
Such a travesty guise. I guess that you will all have to change your signatures to something besides "vote for Doug Brown".

Such a bummer.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on May 18, 2008, 08:16:40 PM
"After some time the guys were hungry to skate so we all rushed out the back entrance to a parking lot. First order of business was jumping on top of Robs jeep for an acid drop."

this made me laugh

on a side note, its wierd that you cant copy text off the website by right clicking the highlighted text
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: StabMasterArson on May 20, 2008, 05:46:56 PM
My slap game has slipped over the last couple of months, I can't believe I missed this.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: vicky on May 23, 2008, 09:24:08 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1430/768853099_669deca9dd.jpg?v=0)
Hahahahah!

YEA, seriously?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: rocklobster on May 23, 2008, 10:22:05 AM
dougie is still a winner in my eyes. beautifull is skate master tate.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/158/392135211_a573840a5d.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2364/2230038446_fbed08dee8.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1430/768853099_669deca9dd.jpg?v=0)

standing a little too close and looking a little too happy to be next to a child....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on May 23, 2008, 04:15:47 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1430/768853099_669deca9dd.jpg?v=0)
Hahahahah!

YEA, seriously?

So good.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ahl33 on May 30, 2008, 04:01:20 PM
Doug Brown MySpace bulletin:

TOP 5s

Favorite Skate Spots:
Vans Orlando
Modern Surf and Skate Michigan
Skatopia
Tavares Florida
Joe's Ohio (before it closed)

Hottest Chicks:
Jessica Biel
Christina Aguilera
Kirsten Dunst
Scarlett Johansson
Linda Carter (in the 70s)

Best Skate Vids:
Propaganda
Splendid Eye Torture
Shackle Me Not
Search for Animal Chin
Wheels of Fire

Favorite Skate Decks:
Tony Hawk Claw
Kevin Staab Pirate
Vision Psycho Stick
Night Stalker Nash
Steve Caballero Dragon

Favorite Skateboarders:
Christian Hosoi
Steve Caballero
Tony Hawk
Fred Smith
Mark Gonzales

Favorite Restaurants:
Chi Chis (when it was still open)
Ruby Tuesdays (when its free)
Buehlers salad bar (when I can afford it)
El Campesino
Pizza Hut

Favorite Pastimes:
Skateboarding
Juggling
Movies
Biking
Guitar

Favorite Movies:
Star Wars
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Back to the Future
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on May 30, 2008, 06:06:04 PM
I feel as if me and Doug are soul mates after reading that.

*tear
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: lakai! on May 30, 2008, 08:57:28 PM
Chris Brown is mah nigga!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: guy le douche on May 31, 2008, 01:45:10 AM
i see he like's to juggle...... im not all that surprized.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on May 31, 2008, 02:18:32 PM
Im mostly surprized that he hasnt brought a skating while juggaling video to the earth
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on June 02, 2008, 07:18:48 AM
haven't you seen the old "caught clean" videos put out by Invisible??  Laban phedias was all about the Juggling/skating scene.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: nocomply on June 02, 2008, 08:05:01 AM
Doug Brown MySpace bulletin:

TOP 5s

Favorite Skate Spots:
Vans Orlando
Modern Surf and Skate Michigan
Skatopia
Tavares Florida
Joe's Ohio (before it closed)

Does anyone believe that Doug visited and survived Skatopia?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bill hates on June 02, 2008, 02:05:49 PM
Doug Brown MySpace bulletin:

TOP 5s

Favorite Skate Spots:
Vans Orlando
Modern Surf and Skate Michigan
Skatopia
Tavares Florida
Joe's Ohio (before it closed)

Does anyone believe that Doug visited and survived Skatopia?
skatopia?
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d141/Naked_Dancing_Heathen/timid.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 06, 2008, 10:36:47 AM

Favorite Restaurants:
Chi Chis (when it was still open)
Ruby Tuesdays (when its free)
Buehlers salad bar (when I can afford it)
El Campesino
Pizza Hut


Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 06, 2008, 10:38:12 AM
Sorry, I meant to write that that part made me a bit sad inside. What's up with Ohioans and chain restaurants.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on June 07, 2008, 01:34:58 AM
did I mention that I seen him in a fucking Mc Donalds commercial someone else mentioned?

fuckin' A he's commin up
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: lenny on June 07, 2008, 05:07:56 PM
did I mention that I seen him in a fucking Mc Donalds commercial someone else mentioned?

fuckin' A he's commin up

I knew it!
I thought nobody believed me.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: StabMasterArson on June 08, 2008, 01:05:03 AM
McFucking rad.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: CigaretteBeer on June 08, 2008, 06:51:31 PM
I must see this commercial
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on June 08, 2008, 10:58:37 PM
did I mention that I seen him in a fucking Mc Donalds commercial someone else mentioned?

fuckin' A he's commin up

I knew it!
I thought nobody believed me.

hahah, yeah, and he's just standing there at a bus stop like an asshole, holding this horrible chicken biscuit sandwich, fuck him

Edit:

I'd better get some gnars for this, :28

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P5OP42BDY0

Yeah, because chicken between two biscuit pieces is a sterling example of non-conformity, ehh, doug?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: jildo on June 08, 2008, 11:33:58 PM
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jonathonstardust/dougbrown.jpg)

if only he would have taken a giant bite of teh sandwhich, i could have made the world's sickest sequence ever
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bill hates on June 08, 2008, 11:41:01 PM
that doesnt look like doug to me?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on June 08, 2008, 11:49:38 PM
well, it is
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bill hates on June 08, 2008, 11:50:12 PM
promise?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on June 09, 2008, 05:29:28 AM
yeah!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on June 09, 2008, 10:50:26 AM
there's no way that's doug....but i wish it was.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: StabMasterArson on June 09, 2008, 11:08:00 AM
If you add cheese and bacon to that sandwhich, it gives me a boner.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on June 09, 2008, 11:18:50 AM
If you add cheese and bacon to that sandwhich, it gives me a boner.
Although the sandwich tastes like shit, I think this statement applies to everything.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: StabMasterArson on June 09, 2008, 11:43:58 AM
If you add cheese and bacon to that sandwhich, it gives me a boner.
Although the sandwich tastes like shit, I think this statement applies to everything.

yes sir, this is true. I wish they would just sell bags of bacon and cheese at gas stations for all your on-the-fly cheese and bacon needs.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: paulo from vicwest on June 10, 2008, 12:48:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di1aaIYmlxc&amp;feature=related

 doug is no match!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bill hates on June 10, 2008, 01:34:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di1aaIYmlxc&amp;feature=related

 doug is no match!
holy fuck did he just do a hacky sack stall on tranny?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: KoRnholio8 on June 10, 2008, 12:00:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di1aaIYmlxc&amp;feature=related

 doug is no match!

this leaves me speachless everytime i see it....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: YoutubeComments on June 10, 2008, 12:20:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di1aaIYmlxc&amp;feature=related

 doug is no match!
I saw this in the new Birdhouse DVD, The beginning, and now I'm gonna buy this. I am convinced that Todd Falcon has the best trick in the whole The beginning DVD. The trick is at the end of this trailer, and hea has another one in that Candyland trailer. It is so great to see Tony Hawk recognizing Todd Falcon.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on June 10, 2008, 07:54:15 PM
there's no way that's doug....but i wish it was.

Shut up.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bobby Peru on June 10, 2008, 11:57:06 PM
That's definitely not the Doug.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sweatloaf on June 11, 2008, 08:39:00 AM
http://origin.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_9540129

Reporter, wife discuss 100 days of sex

Denver Post lifestyle reporter Doug Brown and his wife, Annie, were featured on NBC's "Today Show" this morning discussing a book about their sex lives.

Doug Brown wrote the book after Annie suggested that they have sex every day for 100 days. She said that after 14 years together, their sex life had become stale.

"Just Do It: How One Couple Turned Off the TV and Turned on their Sex Lives for 101 Days (No Excuses!)," details the journey.

"Immediately, I had second thoughts," Annie Brown told interviewer Ann Currie in this morning's interview.

"When I would tell my girlfriends about it, immediately, their mouths would drop open and they'd ask, 'Are you crazy?' "

"You couldn't do this for the rest of your life. ... It

100 days of sex
Watch the interview with Doug and Annie Brown on "The Today Show."
was exhausting," said Doug Brown.
But he recommends couples push themselves at least once a week, regardless of fatigue.

Annie Brown said there were lasting benefits after the experiment was over.

"I think what we really learned is that we have to take care of each other more and pay attention to each other in a way that we hadn't since the early days of our marriage," she said.

"It wasn't just the sex, we were constantly hugging each other. And that has lived on. We touch more," said Doug Brown.


Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on June 11, 2008, 08:45:48 AM
That's definitely not the Doug.

Yeah it is.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on June 11, 2008, 09:49:40 AM
http://origin.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_9540129

Reporter, wife discuss 100 days of sex

Denver Post lifestyle reporter Doug Brown and his wife, Annie, were featured on NBC's "Today Show" this morning discussing a book about their sex lives.

Doug Brown wrote the book after Annie suggested that they have sex every day for 100 days. She said that after 14 years together, their sex life had become stale.

"Just Do It: How One Couple Turned Off the TV and Turned on their Sex Lives for 101 Days (No Excuses!)," details the journey.

"Immediately, I had second thoughts," Annie Brown told interviewer Ann Currie in this morning's interview.

"When I would tell my girlfriends about it, immediately, their mouths would drop open and they'd ask, 'Are you crazy?' "

"You couldn't do this for the rest of your life. ... It

100 days of sex
Watch the interview with Doug and Annie Brown on "The Today Show."
was exhausting," said Doug Brown.
But he recommends couples push themselves at least once a week, regardless of fatigue.

Annie Brown said there were lasting benefits after the experiment was over.

"I think what we really learned is that we have to take care of each other more and pay attention to each other in a way that we hadn't since the early days of our marriage," she said.

"It wasn't just the sex, we were constantly hugging each other. And that has lived on. We touch more," said Doug Brown.

That must have been so hard for Doug. Having sex with a woman, or anyone over the age of 16 for that matter, must have been hell.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: timmyturnstains on June 12, 2008, 06:46:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di1aaIYmlxc&amp;feature=related

 doug is no match!

"now with more skating"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on June 13, 2008, 09:03:59 AM
I consider this thread one of the biggest acomplishments in my life.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on June 13, 2008, 08:47:46 PM
that's fucking terrible if you're being serious
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on June 14, 2008, 06:28:45 AM
that's fucking terrible if you're being serious
it was a joke, how many other accounts do you have?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on June 23, 2008, 09:50:11 PM
i like to think doug brown lives in us all
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: jaymeRfortune on June 24, 2008, 10:52:59 PM
did I mention that I seen him in a fucking Mc Donalds commercial someone else mentioned?

fuckin' A he's commin up

I knew it!
I thought nobody believed me.

hahah, yeah, and he's just standing there at a bus stop like an asshole, holding this horrible chicken biscuit sandwich, fuck him

Edit:

I'd better get some gnars for this, :28

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P5OP42BDY0

Yeah, because chicken between two biscuit pieces is a sterling example of non-conformity, ehh, doug?

haha! youre awesome eric! that was great. call me up soon sucka! ;)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on June 30, 2008, 03:21:50 PM
(http://a5.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/103/l_126319ee163ba8ece17d8ccc2a7bde54.jpg)
so hot
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: bill hates on June 30, 2008, 03:28:23 PM
would fuck
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on July 09, 2008, 08:57:58 AM
(http://a5.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/103/l_126319ee163ba8ece17d8ccc2a7bde54.jpg)
so hot

who bleaches their hair anymore?? honestly??
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on July 09, 2008, 09:50:40 AM
(http://a5.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/103/l_126319ee163ba8ece17d8ccc2a7bde54.jpg)
so hot

who bleaches their hair anymore?? honestly??
thats who^^^^^^^
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: StabMasterArson on July 12, 2008, 10:54:59 AM
"what kind of grown man has blonde hair"

-doug wilson on weeds
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: CigaretteBeer on July 17, 2008, 02:45:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di1aaIYmlxc&amp;feature=related

 doug is no match!

That is the most amazing thing I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: timmyturnstains on July 18, 2008, 02:21:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di1aaIYmlxc&amp;feature=related

 doug is no match!

That is the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

ah falcon's my bro we chill on the regular

sup todd!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on July 19, 2008, 10:33:04 PM
If only Todd Flacon and Doug Brown could brainstorm together on the perfect mini ramp doubles routine.

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Steve Zissou on July 22, 2008, 03:14:29 PM
a Todd Falcon and Doug Brown cheese and crackers type movie would be a hot seller
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: jrock on July 22, 2008, 09:45:27 PM
i don't think that would work.  if you put those two in the same room together they would instantly destroy each other like siamese fighting fish.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: spungo on July 23, 2008, 02:32:44 AM
or morph into some type of Voltron super skater... except suck really bad.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sony MDR V2 headphones on July 23, 2008, 05:36:44 PM
falcon really isn't all that wack compared to doug brown.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Rusty Champignon on July 24, 2008, 07:55:34 AM
yeah, it almost seems as if Todd Falcon is joking but you know that Doug Brown is deadly serious about himself
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on July 24, 2008, 04:28:34 PM
the next generation of self-pro's

is lookin solid
(http://a911.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/121/l_6abaea0307887b0aa96a02c658a6face.jpg)

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&ChannelID=11463182

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=11463182

good luck @ warped tour, and can't wait to see pics of your new badass septum piercing/hair, and thanks for adding me to the "chase bousman fan club" category of your friends list, hyped to be aboard!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: StabMasterArson on July 27, 2008, 06:14:29 PM
god i hate that dude.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sony MDR V2 headphones on July 31, 2008, 08:48:54 PM
god me too.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a163/jrs-jrs-jrs/hahahahahaha-1.jpg)

and my mother is from muncie, where this degnerate is from. i could be related to this dude...fuck.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on August 01, 2008, 12:53:10 AM
Just got this in the email...

Quote
Summer 2008 has been events every weekend non-stop. From skate comps to skate
camps I been on the road living it up. Got hurt pretty bad on day two of the Dew
Tour in Cleveland but I'm slowly getting back on board and riding full on.
Thanks for all your support, see you round'
Doug
P.S. Be sure to check out this weekends event,
Total Extreme MAX Velocity Challenge
Black River Landing, Lorain, OH
Sat, Aug 2, 2008 10:00 AM
Skateboarding, Biking, Dukes of Hazzard stunt team, Swim suit competitions,
demos, contests, and live concert with Mushroomhead.
www.maxvelocitychallenge.com

TOTAL EXTREME MAX VELOCITY CHALLENGE!!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on August 01, 2008, 06:39:20 AM
or morph into some type of Voltron super skater... except suck really bad.
when they combine together instead of the power rangers theme song playing, it's all star by smash mouth. montage!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on August 04, 2008, 07:34:10 PM
Just got this in the email...

Quote
Summer 2008 has been events every weekend non-stop. From skate comps to skate
camps I been on the road living it up. Got hurt pretty bad on day two of the Dew
Tour in Cleveland but I'm slowly getting back on board and riding full on.
Thanks for all your support, see you round'
Doug
P.S. Be sure to check out this weekends event,
Total Extreme MAX Velocity Challenge
Black River Landing, Lorain, OH
Sat, Aug 2, 2008 10:00 AM
Skateboarding, Biking, Dukes of Hazzard stunt team, Swim suit competitions,
demos, contests, and live concert with Mushroomhead.
www.maxvelocitychallenge.com

TOTAL EXTREME MAX VELOCITY CHALLENGE!!!

So he's going to be a contestant on I Survived a Japanese Game Show
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Achilles Heel on August 05, 2008, 01:42:37 AM
Doug is Da Bomb
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: fake account on August 06, 2008, 12:20:57 AM
I ammmmmmmmm Batmann
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: fake account on August 06, 2008, 12:27:25 AM
i am turd LOL
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: j....soy..... on August 21, 2008, 08:05:54 AM
i haven't mentioned daniel gizmer in awhile...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBuWu9g9JNU
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on August 23, 2008, 12:07:23 AM
2:00-2:09, sick steez
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Mackattack on August 23, 2008, 12:17:33 AM
Motherfuck Doug Brown.

Id take his punk ass to the pool and beat him with one of those foam noodles.

Id dunk him and pee on his head under water.

Id dunk on him at the Rec-center and T-bag him with my baby powdered sack.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on August 23, 2008, 01:25:04 AM
go easy on the the lil guy. Don't forget
(http://a727.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/31/l_671ff849d934a41d8b13ab75c270feee.jpg)
Doug has feelings...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on August 23, 2008, 01:27:29 AM
and sometimes his feelings...
(http://a279.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/83/l_171b9f71189cc37229c1011c50f7651e.jpg)
are in his pants...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on August 23, 2008, 01:30:16 AM
but he's just like you or me...
(http://a940.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_ce39547c4b18a2f2a48077c535ecf39b.jpg)
but better.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bobby Peru on September 06, 2008, 06:27:37 PM
Does the "Nucleus" DVD cover come in poster form? Because I might be willing to mail him a fan letter asking for an autographed one.





I wouldn't give him money for it though.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on September 16, 2008, 09:40:57 PM
Doug Brown now rides for Xboard Illuminators
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=42045915
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on September 16, 2008, 11:15:29 PM
uh ohhhhhh, I saw one clip with no lights at all  :o

off the team!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on September 17, 2008, 05:03:50 AM
who the fuck is filming for him?

it's like cover band groupies, where the fuck do they find these people?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: papasmurfsdog on September 19, 2008, 04:08:11 PM
i haven't mentioned daniel gizmer in awhile...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBuWu9g9JNU

don't you just wish he'd hit a rock and eat it?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on September 19, 2008, 06:55:13 PM
(http://a323.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/79/l_c7a24ebc665cb5d8fe7090e1f0e02bfa.jpg)
Fuck yes! finally in our galaxy. This thing drops on Sept 23rd.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on September 19, 2008, 07:02:48 PM
The promo is out of this world!
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=43124864
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on September 20, 2008, 01:51:06 AM
today I realized why doug bugs the hell out of me so bad

his skateboarding reminds me of this shit more than it does actual skateboarding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5OxpAhzsJA

maybe if he started calling himself a professional "devil boarder" instead of a skateboarder I'd quit caring so much
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: spungo on September 23, 2008, 12:20:19 AM
Am I crazy or did he nollie flip over a bench in that promo...?  I hope he didn't, otherwise I gotta give him props, and I dont really want to.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on September 23, 2008, 11:19:18 AM
The promo is out of this world!
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=43124864


ground control to major doug
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Foray on September 23, 2008, 12:00:08 PM
Am I crazy or did he nollie flip over a bench in that promo...?  I hope he didn't, otherwise I gotta give him props, and I dont really want to.

fuck you for making me watch it again
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: xenu on September 23, 2008, 12:18:34 PM
that was NOT doug brown that did the nollie flip, that was a 'guest' skater.   The stance was wrong. 
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Albatross on October 03, 2008, 02:10:27 PM
at first i thought this whole thing was funny and everything but that shot of him shaking hands with a kid in the hospital was both horrifying and disgusting, someone stop this guy.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: tag_king on October 16, 2008, 08:49:49 AM
at first i thought this whole thing was funny and everything but that shot of him shaking hands with a kid in the hospital was both horrifying and disgusting, someone stop this guy.

yea the fact that the kid had to compromise his dying wish.

"I want to meet Jamie Thomas!"

"So you're saying you want to meet a pro skater?"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on October 18, 2008, 08:04:59 AM
He's an oncologist in his free time, it's not all fun and games for The Doug.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ccc333 on October 18, 2008, 08:27:05 AM
I like how for the product toss, he threw out coupons.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on October 18, 2008, 08:46:45 AM
I like how for the product toss, he threw out coupons.
Jesus saves.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on October 18, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
I like how for the product toss, he threw out coupons.
Jesus saves.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: xenu on October 23, 2008, 03:25:11 PM
i'm feeling this one:

http://www.landwaveproducts.com/images/upload/items/Doug-Brown2.jpg

you know its a make:
 ::)


Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on October 26, 2008, 01:41:26 AM
how old is that? i feel like I seen it when I was a kid and even then I knew it was pure shit.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on October 27, 2008, 08:12:57 AM
its an old quarter page ad from TWS, I don't know how old, but judging by  Dougs hairline...I'd say a few years. Male pattern baldness has not been kind to Doug.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on November 03, 2008, 06:31:15 PM
lookin pretty suave. Doug 2010*
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/45/l_54988b758b2a4e3fab9d03fdd33f3dce.jpg)
here's a link to the photo. I don't know if it'll work for people who aren't "friends" wit him
There's all kinds of comments from random chicks like "damn!" "seductive" "very sexy"
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=38048690&albumID=66798&imageID=45810623#a=66798&i=45810623
Oh yeah, and here's him strangling some white dude.
(http://a571.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_174d10201762bfe7bc09bd665e6b7dc2.jpg)

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on November 03, 2008, 06:38:51 PM
I think this may be signature worthy.  :D
(http://a422.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/65/l_73bb2ac10c0eef3cf270ababffcf7615.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: crapface on November 04, 2008, 02:09:10 AM
I see he got his flannel thing going.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on November 04, 2008, 12:22:03 PM
Oh yeah, and here's him strangling some white dude.
(http://a571.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_174d10201762bfe7bc09bd665e6b7dc2.jpg)

Doug's skin is too thick to slice through Mr. Myers
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: spungo on November 06, 2008, 12:40:46 AM
I think this may be signature worthy.  :D
(http://a422.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/65/l_73bb2ac10c0eef3cf270ababffcf7615.jpg)
absolutely shameless.  I would say he sold his soul to the Devil but it seems like the Devil would have given him a better deal than this.  Like a fiddle of gold or something.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on November 20, 2008, 02:31:11 PM
"I will promote any thing"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Rebirth of GWB on November 25, 2008, 10:15:10 AM
dOUG bROWN IS GAY
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on December 01, 2008, 10:38:34 PM
Breaking News
November 12, 2008 - Wednesday

  New Pro Model, Focus Magazine, New DVD
 

(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/myspace/strugpromo.jpg)
November 11th, 2008 New Pro Model, Focus Magazine, New DVD
Here I am in mid November. It's been a bit since I've done an update on things. The past couple months have been filled with demos but mainly my efforts have been geared towards my Skate Straight Program. A couple weeks back I had the unique opportunity to do the program at the junior high I went to back in 1987-88. It was a trip to be back in the halls once again after all those years. My third DVD Nucleus wrapped up and is out and about in shops and is available through my website. Nucleus has a space theme and a mix of me on the road, skating, with a "day in the life" vibe. I'm in the November issue of Focus Magazine with my Skater's Night Before Christmas poem that some of you are familiar with. Grab a copy if you get the chance. Most notable update is the announcement of my new board sponsor. I've joined Tyrone Olson, Ruben Najera, and Anthony Johnson as a pro rider for Struggle Skateboards out of Imperial Valley California. My first pro model with Struggle is part of the Roar series and is available through www.struggleskateboards.com It's an exciting time and I look forward to what is to come. Lots of projects on the radar, stay tuned. Thanks Everyone. See you round' Doug

www.dougbrownskate.com





(http://shop.struggleskateboards.com/images/1225340466812-438624070.jpg)(http://shop.struggleskateboards.com/images/12265657779621987329080.jpg)



I already made a thread about it in USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=31030.0#msg775764
but.. I figured I'd drop it off here also.



Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on December 01, 2008, 10:40:28 PM
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/9/l_6ab34490b8d84cc782d21c9f1f91a492.jpg)

so...... you wanna do it?
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/33/l_7125854531c04b9d974c9af2c74e1e81.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: crapface on December 02, 2008, 03:11:36 AM
That last pic is so fucking scary.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sal23 on January 16, 2009, 04:37:10 PM
this photo needs to be in its rightful home
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/63/l_a5c495a23a494e93afc74f38fa184244.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 16, 2009, 05:06:14 PM
I saw that when it was first posted, but you're right it should be here. Now that I look at it again, I hope they carry them at super Target. I'd hang it on a wall.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on January 18, 2009, 08:54:55 PM
^word
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/52/l_5797dd3a6cc14cdbb6b529d3495a0c91.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: spungo on January 20, 2009, 01:35:18 AM
I'm always pleased when I see a new posting in this thread.  It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on January 20, 2009, 07:35:07 AM
this photo needs to be in its rightful home
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/63/l_a5c495a23a494e93afc74f38fa184244.jpg)
where the hell is that? if i was walking home and saw that i'd probably drop down to my knees and scream like that dude in the planet of the apes when he found out it was earth the whole time. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEE!!??"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on January 21, 2009, 10:19:00 PM
i wish every ad on the forum was some random doug brown sponsor consisting of noting but close up shots of his face
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on January 21, 2009, 10:31:20 PM
does his sponsors think he's funny too or do they actually think that he rips? i mean, i'd sponsor him if i could hang out with him and watch him do his thang. imagine being high as hell and he's jumping around doing his finger flips and shuvs and parkour airs. top notch day right there.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on February 02, 2009, 06:47:08 AM
I want Sorry Mom to hook up with Doug.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on February 02, 2009, 07:23:29 AM
i was wondering what was keeping this thread going and i'm so glad i opened it. so many zingers.

i don't understand why he keeps feeding the beast but i love him for it
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on February 02, 2009, 03:37:27 PM
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/9/l_6ab34490b8d84cc782d21c9f1f91a492.jpg)


How bummed is Anthony Johnson on this ad?  He risks his job at Subway by leaving early to shoot an ad and then they dump him on the same page as Doug who's doing the most pieced together sequence ever. 

Look at the forced steez on pose 3 and it's obvious by the last frame he fell resulting in him putting his hand right onto the used condom he used on some teen demo-ho behind the dumpster.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: City of Drunken Totems on February 02, 2009, 04:07:03 PM
is that seriously a boneless 360 down a 3 stair? what the fuck? dudes a legend.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: spungo on February 02, 2009, 06:18:14 PM
Anthony Johnson looks like he's doing that blunt to fakie.... not fs out..
And yes, it looks for sure like Doug did not make that boneless... but he was like, sorry dudes, the trick is just too hard, I can't pull it so just run what you have.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on February 04, 2009, 07:28:21 PM
all you ever wanted to know...

(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/63/l_8cb195a6564d49efa13ef59ba6665bf1.jpg)



Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: guy le douche on February 05, 2009, 01:08:03 AM
(http://www.landwaveproducts.com/images/upload/items/Doug-Brown2.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on February 05, 2009, 03:54:02 AM
does his sponsors think he's funny too or do they actually think that he rips? i mean, i'd sponsor him if i could hang out with him and watch him do his thang. imagine being high as hell and he's jumping around doing his finger flips and shuvs and parkour airs. top notch day right there.

seriously, people might dislike t-bone, but at least he shreds in a way that actually resembles skateboarding more than hop-scotch
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: vince the stud on February 05, 2009, 04:16:56 AM
so...... you wanna do it?
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/33/l_7125854531c04b9d974c9af2c74e1e81.jpg)

(http://i425.photobucket.com/albums/pp331/vincentdugas02/2.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on February 12, 2009, 08:59:25 AM
what are you implying?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on February 12, 2009, 09:27:00 AM
Douggie also got thanked in the Listen video credits. He gets around.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on February 12, 2009, 01:27:23 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510BEsIKH6L._SS500_.jpg)
You dudes spend too much time on this guy. He might have a different style but shit who cares. He is a film dude. He filmed some for the DC Vid. The pimp is even in the special thanks. Gnar

you really don't see the humor here?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on February 12, 2009, 03:53:01 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510BEsIKH6L._SS500_.jpg)
You dudes spend too much time on this guy. He might have a different style but shit who cares. He is a film dude. He filmed some for the DC Vid. The pimp is even in the special thanks. Gnar
KOOK'D FOR CARING SO MUCH AND TRYING TO RUIN OUR FUN! WELCOME TO SLAP PLAYBOY! WOOOOO!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 12, 2009, 05:39:51 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510BEsIKH6L._SS500_.jpg)
You dudes spend too much time on this guy. He might have a different style but shit who cares. He is a film dude. He filmed some for the DC Vid. The pimp is even in the special thanks. Gnar
KOOK'D FOR CARING SO MUCH AND TRYING TO RUIN OUR FUN! WELCOME TO SLAP PLAYBOY! WOOOOO!

I fully approve of this post.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: CigaretteBeer on February 13, 2009, 05:51:29 PM
I'm so bummed. Doug must have been lurking slap and saw that I was posting about him "Doug Brown Has Blocked You And Removed You From Their Friends List."

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: spungo on February 14, 2009, 06:16:02 PM
Repent and beg for forgiveness.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: oldboy on February 14, 2009, 08:12:46 PM
this photo needs to be in its rightful home
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/63/l_a5c495a23a494e93afc74f38fa184244.jpg)
I'm so glad that that image is shopped, as is obvious from the pixels and from having seen a very many shops in my time.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: nice weather on February 15, 2009, 09:05:53 AM
Pixels are fairly uncommon in pictures.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kevbo999 on February 20, 2009, 07:06:14 PM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/123abk6.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sal23 on February 21, 2009, 06:05:56 PM
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_1481f64588de233b42efcd584f15ca3a.jpg)

the best
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on February 21, 2009, 06:25:58 PM
rapper of all time.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: spungo on February 22, 2009, 08:20:49 PM
You're stoked on yourself enough to wear your own signature wristband?  Damn right.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: CigaretteBeer on February 23, 2009, 12:16:55 AM
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/9/l_6ab34490b8d84cc782d21c9f1f91a492.jpg)


How bummed is Anthony Johnson on this ad?  He risks his job at Subway by leaving early to shoot an ad and then they dump him on the same page as Doug who's doing the most pieced together sequence ever. 

Look at the forced steez on pose 3 and it's obvious by the last frame he fell resulting in him putting his hand right onto the used condom he used on some teen demo-ho behind the dumpster.


Classic
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Gest on February 23, 2009, 05:56:07 AM
i didnt realize it till now, but doug brown is actually really really terrible at skating... i havent paid attention to any of his coverage, but for fucks sake, ive seen 9-year-olds do that stuff at the park.. and that 3rd frame is fucking hilarious, did he push, crouch real far down, then push again?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sal23 on February 23, 2009, 12:27:42 PM
8minutes of new doug
WOOT

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=52900720
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on February 23, 2009, 12:58:51 PM
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_1481f64588de233b42efcd584f15ca3a.jpg)

the best

wait, and he skates for jesus?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: papasmurfsdog on February 23, 2009, 01:47:53 PM
8minutes of new doug
WOOT

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=52900720
It's really funny to see the kids at the park doing way better tricks than him and laughing at him as he skates the mini ramp. I love when he's dancing on top of the van hyping up the "crowd" at the end.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on February 23, 2009, 05:08:08 PM
I hope for his sake that one day he shows us it was all a Kaufmann-esque joke he has played on everyone.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 23, 2009, 05:30:59 PM
I think that was the most disturbing video I've ever seen. I once saw GG eat "shit on a fry" which was a ketchup enema on a basket of fries from a butt that would make everyone else puke.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on February 23, 2009, 05:45:11 PM
Ok, finally watched that video and here's what bothered me:

- His shitty sponsors have money to fly him to some bum fuck town's flea market to do a demo while good companies go bankrupt.
- Single clip (slow mo'd) of a f/s slasher 5-0.
- Single clip of feeble to fakie.
- Single clip of a standing still vaial flip that he didn't pop.
- He woke up in some kids bunkbed halfway through.  C-Hanz?
- He has the worst push, ever.
- After landing a trick he raises his hands up in a Lutzka way.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 23, 2009, 06:08:54 PM
I don't want to watch it again, but does he really push? I missed it then. I'd swear he's mongo but I can't remember seeing him ever push and think the 360 ad is edited to look like he isn't mongo.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on February 24, 2009, 04:57:03 AM
The crowd at demos was exclusively preschool kids. I wonder if the only reason they turned up is because it was a field day and they happened to be in the vicinity.
Also, he talks about contests but they never show his runs.
And no, I don't think he pushed once in that video, but i love how he always gets on top of a 1/4 or a car in a drop in position but then picks up his board and does a fingerflip. Makes so much sense.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on February 24, 2009, 06:05:38 AM
8minutes of new doug
WOOT

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=52900720
It's really funny to see the kids at the park doing way better tricks than him and laughing at him as he skates the mini ramp. I love when he's dancing on top of the van hyping up the "crowd" at the end.

is there a youtube version?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on February 24, 2009, 06:31:48 AM
5:16 and 5:28

Doug sure is consistent in his tricks and style
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Tarquin on February 24, 2009, 07:38:15 AM
I would definitely attend a Doug demo
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on February 24, 2009, 07:44:33 AM
I don't want to watch it again, but does he really push? I missed it then. I'd swear he's mongo but I can't remember seeing him ever push and think the 360 ad is edited to look like he isn't mongo.
mongo push at 6:08
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Pelican on February 24, 2009, 12:59:17 PM
did i really just watch that
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: CeeyMar on February 24, 2009, 02:38:11 PM
Ok, finally watched that video and here's what bothered me:

- His shitty sponsors have money to fly him to some bum fuck town's flea market to do a demo while good companies go bankrupt.
- Single clip (slow mo'd) of a f/s slasher 5-0.
- Single clip of feeble to fakie.
- Single clip of a standing still vaial flip that he didn't pop.
- He woke up in some kids bunkbed halfway through.  C-Hanz?
- He has the worst push, ever.
- After landing a trick he raises his hands up in a Lutzka way.


More like Lutzka raises his hands like Doug, Doug has been helicopter flipping his way into skateboarders hearts while Lutzka was still in diapers.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: guy le douche on February 24, 2009, 06:12:27 PM
pretty funny how his sponsors fly him out to different parks to have an only doug brown demo, he's so hyped.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: spungo on February 24, 2009, 06:19:04 PM
I flagged the video as inappropriate.  We should all do the same, see if the myspace admin contacts him about his material being bad for myspace.  It's sure bad for skateboarding.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on February 26, 2009, 03:06:58 PM
so it's confirmed...doug pushes mongo.

i'm not the only one who jerked off to that video, right?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kilgore. on February 26, 2009, 03:11:58 PM
he' actually not that bad looking
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: palmtree on February 28, 2009, 02:40:41 AM
he doesn't push mongo lol who gives a shit either way
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on February 28, 2009, 02:01:32 PM
he doesn't push mongo lol who gives a shit either way
oh, hey doug.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on February 28, 2009, 04:30:42 PM
he doesn't push mongo lol who gives a shit either way
oh, hey doug.
holy fuck it is doug! http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&action=profile;u=12992;sa=showPosts
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on March 02, 2009, 07:11:05 AM
(http://a279.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/83/l_171b9f71189cc37229c1011c50f7651e.jpg)

haha, who really does this?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sal23 on March 06, 2009, 06:47:15 AM
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/27/l_da5e394b3c0f4181ac4108f36c6c4244.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: pee on March 06, 2009, 12:31:50 PM
That graphic makes excactly as much sense as his professional career.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: CeeyMar on March 06, 2009, 12:46:18 PM
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/27/l_da5e394b3c0f4181ac4108f36c6c4244.jpg)

More proof that Brown is an undercover pedophile using a cute mascot and underage gambling to lure kids into his love dungeon. I can only assume that 52 refers to the number of boys that he has pogo'd.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on March 06, 2009, 01:17:58 PM
Actually, I believe 52 is his world record for consecutive fingerflip acid drops off of soccer mom mini-vans.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on March 06, 2009, 01:24:24 PM
I'd say 52 is the number of times he's masturbated to this thread.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: papasmurfsdog on March 06, 2009, 03:54:53 PM
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/27/l_da5e394b3c0f4181ac4108f36c6c4244.jpg)
Jack, Ace, and a bunny rabbit? Weird combo. Also, Struggle may have realized that Doug Brown scammed them into letting THE Doug Brown onto their team.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Street Horrrsing on March 06, 2009, 07:31:35 PM
I just don't understand...I mean,I've tried to work out how this guy can possibly be a professional skateboarder,but I just can't see it.It's gone beyond 'ironic',this guy is an insult to the industry.

He definitely knows how to hustle though,I'll give him that.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on March 07, 2009, 01:47:58 PM
he doesn't push mongo lol who gives a shit either way
oh, hey doug.
holy fuck it is doug! http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&action=profile;u=12992;sa=showPosts


mind blown.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kilgore. on March 09, 2009, 09:23:45 PM
it's been about 15 pages since this Doug Brown thing was funny.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on March 09, 2009, 11:22:09 PM
I'd say 52 is the number of times he's masturbated to this thread.

I'd say it's the age he's been for the last 7 years
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: duke_kookum on March 10, 2009, 04:18:37 AM
i dont know what to say in here that hasnt been said, other then after reading a few of your comments it made me start to SERIOUSLY believe hes a child molester, and i saw his "pro spotlight 2" on myspacetv, it shows his deck at 2:50 and from bein someone who has worked at a shop for 5 years i know that deck wasnt gripped by someone who knows how to skate, all im sayin hahaha

doug brown is gods gift to skateboarding, without him there wouldnt be comedy, haha i cant get enough of the shit he puts out, its like hes doing it on purpose or something hahaha gayest shit ever
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on March 11, 2009, 07:23:40 PM
(http://a279.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/83/l_171b9f71189cc37229c1011c50f7651e.jpg)

haha, who really does this?
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/dougbrownie.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on March 11, 2009, 07:38:13 PM
(http://a279.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/83/l_171b9f71189cc37229c1011c50f7651e.jpg)

haha, who really does this?
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/dougbrownie.jpg)

that was nice of those single moms to let doug take a picture with them.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on March 11, 2009, 07:47:16 PM
That's the closest Doug's been to a female anus let alone 4 of them. Can you not see the front of his pants?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on March 12, 2009, 06:19:12 AM
^

...nothing at all.

put in the same position, a normal heterosexual male would've grown a complete 2nd boner
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on March 12, 2009, 07:41:04 AM
To be fair, he does have skeet on his Sneaux logo.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on March 12, 2009, 08:40:54 AM
oh shit, i didn't notice the humping logos
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sal23 on March 16, 2009, 09:51:59 PM
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/10/l_88bf8a015c434ec4b89d01c729eb2d48.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on March 17, 2009, 03:42:27 AM
whoa, wrist gaurd less
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on March 19, 2009, 07:57:10 AM
has anyone ever seen Doug in person? or met DOug?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sal23 on March 19, 2009, 11:00:49 AM
has anyone ever seen Doug in person? or met DOug?

doug doesn't acturally exist
There is an idea of doug brown
some kind of abstraction
there is no real doug
only an
entity
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: KoRnholio8 on March 19, 2009, 12:57:02 PM
has anyone ever seen Doug in person? or met DOug?

doug doesn't acturally exist
There is an idea of doug brown
some kind of abstraction
there is no real doug
only an
entity

myth, or a legend even
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on March 20, 2009, 05:14:24 AM
he's folklore
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: CeeyMar on March 20, 2009, 07:00:01 AM
In old country the mothers used to tell their children storied about Doug Brown everynight before the children went to bed. Hoping that the mans wit and skateboard skills would inspire their children to be better people.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: beeda weeda on March 24, 2009, 11:30:30 AM
Doug 28:19
Therefore go and skate obsticles of all nations, bonlessing them in the name of your sponsors and this Holy Spirit skate camp (NIV)

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Upgrayedd on March 24, 2009, 12:30:46 PM
Doug 28:19
Therefore go and skate obsticles of all nations, bonlessing them in the name of your sponsors and this Holy Spirit skate camp (NIV)



someone photoshop this into him being crucified.
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w120/Austintactious/doug.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on March 24, 2009, 04:00:47 PM
The masses gather...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sarmiento Subs on March 28, 2009, 11:18:35 AM
(http://a279.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/83/l_171b9f71189cc37229c1011c50f7651e.jpg)

haha, who really does this?
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/dougbrownie.jpg)


looks like the second chick from the left has some puffy ass lips or something
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sal23 on April 01, 2009, 02:52:10 PM


she has no idea...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on April 01, 2009, 07:14:16 PM
^^^^
Hey, at least The Doug can pull off the tranny look. Greco, on the other hand...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: thats a mark on April 09, 2009, 10:06:02 AM
gay
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: lenny on April 09, 2009, 03:10:27 PM
Doug 28:19
Therefore go and skate obsticles of all nations, bonlessing them in the name of your sponsors and this Holy Spirit skate camp (NIV)



someone photoshop this into him being crucified.
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w120/Austintactious/doug.jpg)


I did a year ago!
let me try to find it...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: lenny on April 09, 2009, 03:18:35 PM
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=23658.msg577284#msg577284

 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=23658.msg577284#msg577284)

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Upgrayedd on April 12, 2009, 11:30:11 AM
Kudos Lenny. I am in your debt.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Cookie Monster on May 09, 2009, 11:38:29 PM
(http://a279.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/83/l_171b9f71189cc37229c1011c50f7651e.jpg)

haha, who really does this?



has anyone else noticed that theres a small lump on the chick in the blue's crotch i mean i thought it was bush but u can tell that the sides are shaved.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on May 10, 2009, 12:11:34 AM
that's her penis. duh...  ::)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Guile on May 10, 2009, 12:23:39 AM
i bet she has a spectacular penis though....
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sal23 on May 29, 2009, 10:48:18 AM
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/81/l_bd03fb2c367e4ca099cb73fb9a3f6c18.jpg)

uh
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on July 31, 2009, 10:33:03 AM
Just got an email from The Doug. Heads up to anyone in Wooster tomorrow.

Quote
Downtown Wooster Saturday, Aug 1st,
Join me and the GS3 Skate Team from 10am-2pm in downtown Wooster with the
American Red Cross, and the United Way. Our efforts will be in arising awareness
of non-profit organizations in our communities. Demos, music, autographs,
stickers, and free food. See you there!
10am-2pm
Downtown Wooster, OH 44691

Check out Skate Straight at:
www.skatestraight.org

You may ask what I get out of doing my Skate Straight program across the nation
at schools, libraries, detention centers, and events. It's the sense of purpose,
of giving back, being pro-active, positive thinking, and leading a drug free
life. People of all walks of life attend sharing their stories of how drugs and
alcohol have effected their lives. Doing skate demos and contests have their
purpose in my life. However getting the opportunity to share my life story and
inspire people for positive change is most rewarding. I'm about humanity and
compassion. We all go through tough times. Its adversity that makes strong
people. My skateboard has become my microphone giving me a platform to reach
people. I encourage people to find their nucleus and embrace their talents.
Implementing a drug free message can allow people to achieve their dreams. The
essence of Skate Straight is to motivate
individuals to make good choices throughout their lives.
Doug Brown
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on August 23, 2009, 07:35:16 PM
here's a heads up!
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/111/l_e91f0659613e4dea834908d80820d7c7.jpg)
What is Struggle giving him one board per year? What the fuck g-eyes?!
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/109/l_4c932c1f8d8b4e3ab8ab8efa32a26714.jpg)
straight ballin'
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/102/l_d17e5d0b8c73463da94fe428a4d0f6dc.jpg)

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Upgrayedd on August 24, 2009, 01:57:26 PM
i still love this thread
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kinky john on August 24, 2009, 02:17:59 PM
i still love this thread

me too! where's the hot doug news at?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Upgrayedd on August 24, 2009, 03:16:05 PM
i want a TWS pro spotlight
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kinky john on August 27, 2009, 01:21:49 PM
(http://ttp://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/102/l_d17e5d0b8c73463da94fe428a4d0f6dc.jpg)

You know that shifty look he's got on his face there? its because he's worried that the owner of the bus turns up and questions who and why some one has stuck a tatty poster to front of his bus, before Doug scuttles of to his official tour moped.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on August 27, 2009, 01:46:07 PM
Shit, I missed the demo, did anyone make it?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on September 01, 2009, 08:34:12 AM
i jerked off to his videos all day while blaring soundgarden...had my own doug demo.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: NYCasphaltSurfer on September 03, 2009, 06:37:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaH4uYphwU8

(http://skateandannoy.com/files/2009/09/xboard-riser0.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Upgrayedd on September 09, 2009, 11:21:39 AM
i still love this thread

me too! where's the hot doug news at?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaH4uYphwU8

(http://skateandannoy.com/files/2009/09/xboard-riser0.jpg)

be careful what you ask for kinky john.  :-X
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on September 13, 2009, 03:20:37 PM
it must be a pretty sweet gig to not do anything remotely relevant but still make disgusting amounts of money off the act of "skateboarding", or at least something that sort of resembles it (sometimes)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kinky john on September 14, 2009, 01:56:34 PM
it must be a pretty sweet gig to not do anything remotely relevant but still make disgusting amounts of money off the act of "skateboarding", or at least something that sort of resembles it (sometimes)

your coming dangerously close to justifying the doug there eric, careful.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: CeeyMar on September 14, 2009, 04:46:31 PM
i was just flippin through my friends dvd's and one had a picture of doug brown doing a casper or something and it looked like someone just burnt it from home and put a pic on a blank dvd but it was actually legit, he said I could have it.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on September 14, 2009, 06:12:16 PM
Is it new? Regardless, if you got it for free it's priceless.












DP
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SleepyPeePee on September 14, 2009, 06:45:31 PM
why have i never opened this thread or ever heard of this dude before..

wow
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on September 14, 2009, 08:13:27 PM
i was just flippin through my friends dvd's and one had a picture of doug brown doing a casper or something and it looked like someone just burnt it from home and put a pic on a blank dvd but it was actually legit, he said I could have it.
sooo...    WHY have you not uploaded it yet?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on September 15, 2009, 05:13:39 AM
i was just flippin through my friends dvd's and one had a picture of doug brown doing a casper or something and it looked like someone just burnt it from home and put a pic on a blank dvd but it was actually legit, he said I could have it.

pm plz
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: 420 on September 29, 2009, 02:12:33 PM
I wanna see Doug Brown skate in person before i die
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: zipzinger666 on November 18, 2009, 12:21:10 PM

(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_1481f64588de233b42efcd584f15ca3a.jpg)

the best

if someone tells you the 1080 onefoot is gay, you give them the backhand for jesus...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SleepyPeePee on November 19, 2009, 12:16:27 PM

(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_1481f64588de233b42efcd584f15ca3a.jpg)

the best


hell yeah, his wristband thing has his name on it.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on November 19, 2009, 08:56:04 PM
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/7481/alladream.jpg)
it was all a dream
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4448/wordupmagazine.jpg)
i used to read word up magazine...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: DevinSB on November 19, 2009, 09:35:16 PM
so until 10 minutes ago, i had NO fucking idea who this guy was. and i could've been good with that, but i had to check this character out on google, which brought me to dougbrownskate.com, where i browsed his photos.  guy rides for a deodorant company, used to ride for yochaher(only the most awesome metal skateboards in the world ~*duh!*~), negative one griptape(the advocator of multi-grip including but not limited to: camoflauge), and SNEAUX(the greatest sneaker company of all time). this guy is my fucking hero. i seriously wish i were him. my life goal is to find some relevance for bert slides and bonelesses and make LOTS and LOTS of cash for it. and to be accused of child molestation by everyone on the slap forums.

side note: lol at steve caballero in a straight edge shirt
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on November 22, 2009, 06:10:57 PM
JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON

Xboard Illuminators Available at Toys'R'Us

Designed especially for the late night skaters, the xBoard Illuminators are skateboard lights that will add a new and exciting appearance to your skateboard. Each pair of xBoard Illuminators attaches to your skateboard between the truck and deck (just like a riser pad). Each unit consists of six super bright LEDs that emit light in four directions (forward, rearward, left and right). Two AA batteries power the units and provide over 50 hours of bright light. A slide switch activates the LEDs, which illuminates the surface underneath and around your skateboard. Available in Red, White, Blue, Green, Yellow and Orange, you and your friends can have lighted skateboards just like those guys with the cool cars. The xBoard Illuminators are made from high impact ABS plastic and are designed to help prevent damage to the LEDs. Available at Toys'R'Us
For more info visit:
dougbrownzone.tripod.com/xboard.htm
Myspace:
www.myspace.com/xboarding
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: spungo on December 04, 2009, 09:44:31 AM
Great, everyone knows what to get me for Christmas.  Maybe one of those Toys-R-Us boards, but what I would really enjoy is a naked Doug Brown under my tree.  If not naked, maybe just a big green bow on his floppy cock.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 04, 2009, 12:40:04 PM
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_1481f64588de233b42efcd584f15ca3a.jpg)

the best

just noticed how much awesomeness in in that fourth photo down. fat autograph line filled with kids, none of whom are in the double digits yet, board has rails on it, hes got moisturizer and childrens shampoo with his picture on it right up front, the monogrammed armband with his name on it, the dvds on a rack going for 5 bucks a pop. these pretty much all scream child molester...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Boston. on December 14, 2009, 05:53:59 PM
oh god
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 14, 2009, 09:03:46 PM
^

did he bust his wrist jacking it to his part in Nucleus?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on December 15, 2009, 09:01:15 AM
Well it sure as hell didn't happen while bs kickflipping on a pyramid bank.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: dylan makes me wet on December 16, 2009, 04:07:17 AM
the berrics seriously needs to give this guy a battle commander


but seriously is it sad that i think mike vallely is a bigger kook(i refuse to call hime 'mike v')
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 16, 2009, 06:24:31 PM
The legend still lives in the childrens eyes!

http://vimeo.com/6991810
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on December 16, 2009, 07:37:11 PM
The legend still lives in the childrens eyes!

http://vimeo.com/6991810

"Hey guys, I'm Doug Brown..........woooooo!!"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 23, 2009, 02:37:26 PM
christmas came early for me today...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxMVhLH-vbI
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on December 23, 2009, 03:10:01 PM
oh man, he wors so hard at this shit. WTF is he thinking
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on December 23, 2009, 06:41:58 PM
christmas came early for me today...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxMVhLH-vbI

Quote from:  the youtube page
A Doug Brown Christmas Featuring Doug Brown's "The Skater's Night Before Christmas" By Doug Brown

Just incase you didn't know
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: KoRnholio8 on December 24, 2009, 12:45:47 AM
wtf. he's priceless... child molester vibe keeps getting stronger...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on December 24, 2009, 10:54:13 AM
I love how none of the YT accounts that Doug uploads to allow for comments.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 24, 2009, 11:36:49 AM
I love how none of the YT accounts that Doug uploads to allow for comments.

doug blocks out the hate and absorbs the prepubescent love to make himself stronger...

and i think he may be the only reason i still have an active myspace account...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: jildo on December 25, 2009, 03:32:02 PM
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jonathonstardust/dougbrown.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on December 26, 2009, 08:53:04 PM
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jonathonstardust/dougbrown.jpg)

that ain't Doug, its the mangy intransigent Ryan Clark
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 26, 2009, 09:03:07 PM
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jonathonstardust/dougbrown.jpg)

that ain't Doug, its the mangy intransigent Ryan Clark

(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww308/tryoung1011/TI4U_u1147983645-1.jpg)

eerie...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: zipzinger666 on January 06, 2010, 07:09:49 PM
douggy brown gettin deep again...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUkBpOXmhrA
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on January 07, 2010, 07:08:56 AM
i was kinda hoping sk8str8 would be doug brown's homophobic skate cult.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on January 07, 2010, 07:37:20 AM
douggy brown gettin deep again...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUkBpOXmhrA

how is skating straight going to help you avoid being hit by a drunk driver? it was stupidity like this in psa's that made me ignore them growing up.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 07, 2010, 10:38:02 AM
I wonder if Doug has ever used drugs and alcohol?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: dylan makes me wet on January 09, 2010, 08:09:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic1xtsD0bt4
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on January 09, 2010, 10:30:36 AM
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on January 09, 2010, 01:27:26 PM
something tells me that
Jereme Rogers is somewhere laughing his ass off at that
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on January 10, 2010, 09:41:31 AM
And he called the music critic a "jerk" for saying that Doug Brown the singer sucked?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on January 12, 2010, 03:35:03 PM
christmas came early for me today...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxMVhLH-vbI
That's an absolute travesty that Doug Brown has to hold his own camera for these announcements.


He should have a full time camera crew with him at all times to document the magic that is Doug Brown's life.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: pyrex vision on January 12, 2010, 04:29:43 PM
d. brown gets back to his roots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE6-F9Qq63Q
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: KoRnholio8 on January 13, 2010, 12:51:17 AM
d. brown = OG

the legend grows.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: alrightythen on January 15, 2010, 06:23:40 AM
I wonder if Doug has ever used drugs and alcohol?
he probably should be. Either he's took way too much drugs, or way too little. the dudes clearly a wacko
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on January 15, 2010, 01:15:20 PM
d. brown gets back to his roots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE6-F9Qq63Q

it's amazing that he can stay so grounded with the people he grew up with after becoming one of the worlds biggest fake pros...




and i'm sure it's come out in this thread before but THAT FOOL PUSHES MONGO
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: zipzinger666 on January 18, 2010, 12:40:44 AM
dont hate on the doug guys, hes very sensitive on the inside...

(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/138/l_c05833356cec4039804527931208bae7.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on January 22, 2010, 01:03:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic1xtsD0bt4


i remember wanting to hear his music so badly.  It was actually worse then i thought.  I love SO MUCH that this is a "BEST OF" album. 

bwwwwwwaaahahahahahahahah.  I love you doug.  Seriously.

this one is ever better ( perpare to get your dance groove on )


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjIoidyoyWU
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Upgrayedd on January 24, 2010, 05:40:06 AM
douggy brown gettin deep again...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUkBpOXmhrA

how is skating straight going to help you avoid being hit by a drunk driver? it was stupidity like this in psa's that made me ignore them growing up.

dramatic pause at :21 SFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: pyrex vision on January 24, 2010, 11:06:29 AM
douggy brown gettin deep again...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUkBpOXmhrA

how is skating straight going to help you avoid being hit by a drunk driver? it was stupidity like this in psa's that made me ignore them growing up.

dramatic pause at :21 SFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUUUCK IM DYING HAHAHAHAHAH
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: mandibleclaw on January 26, 2010, 03:57:31 PM
when i saw those videos posted i just thought, "oh, a dude named doug brown is a singer, that's funny."  but oh, was i wrong.

it reminded me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: pyrex vision on January 27, 2010, 09:44:38 PM
when i saw those videos posted i just thought, "oh, a dude named doug brown is a singer, that's funny."  but oh, was i wrong.

it reminded me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTC6L4trFOI
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Chopsuey on January 28, 2010, 01:27:17 PM
Thank you for showing this, it made my day.
It's getting a little off-topic, but Steven Seagal is actually a better singer than actor, isn't he?

Not the case with this guy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOofy2cL9VM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOofy2cL9VM)

Anyway, just to get back to the Doug phenomena, is he a former alcoholic or something like that? He would have to had start drinking at 6 for that, I guess...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: zipzinger666 on January 28, 2010, 11:07:41 PM
^ if this one doesn't scream "I would fuck all this white kids" then I dont know what would...

(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww308/tryoung1011/Picture13.png)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on January 28, 2010, 11:10:23 PM
hahaha! woops! I deleted my post cause I didn't think the myspace video was working.
here goes again again
="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=51357364,t=1,mt=video"

well either way, it's been a wild ride guys.
doing demos, motivating kids, touching their lives...
ahh, I feel like I was there with Doug
through all of it...
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: zipzinger666 on January 28, 2010, 11:56:37 PM
does doug brown enjoy being mocked on here, like some getting off on abuse shit? also, i dont want you all to have to listen to "Mr. Blue Sky" for the 174th time or use myspace video, so I made a photobucket with screencaps of all the legendary Doug Brown photos. It has been a wild ride, for all of us as well...

http://s856.photobucket.com/albums/ab124/dougbrown12/

(http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/ab124/dougbrown12/Picture65.png)

handplant time!!

(http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/ab124/dougbrown12/Picture74.png)

is this some lame photoshop work or was Douggy really on Royal?

(http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/ab124/dougbrown12/Picture102.png)

As the Bullet said " NO DOUG, ITS TOO CRAZY!!!"

(http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/ab124/dougbrown12/Picture88.png)

What in the fuck is going on?

(http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/ab124/dougbrown12/Picture46.png)

The Dougster blasting an ollie...

(http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/ab124/dougbrown12/Picture98.png)

lifestyle hammers

(http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/ab124/dougbrown12/Picture94.png)

ROCK N ROLL ON A MELLOW QP!!!!

(http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/ab124/dougbrown12/Picture22.png)

Whatever-Side!!!

(http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/ab124/dougbrown12/Picture24.png)

(http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/ab124/dougbrown12/Picture37.png)




Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on January 29, 2010, 12:34:38 AM
doug was the first baby conceived during anal.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: RicoTron on January 29, 2010, 09:21:33 PM
doug was the first baby conceived during anal.
Let this be a lesson to all horny teenagers that anal sex doesn't prevent pregnancy.

Jesus Christ, Amen
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: esskate on February 07, 2010, 03:33:13 PM
some one fill me in on this doug brown thing..i dont seem to get it
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Chipper on February 07, 2010, 07:08:53 PM
Who's the guy that has the sig that says "Who wouldn't Doug Brown ride for?" I nearly pissed laughing at that. I hope Doug Brown has seen this thread.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on February 08, 2010, 05:10:12 AM
he has, hilarity ensued
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: LloydChristmas on February 22, 2010, 08:16:27 AM
NO DOUG, IT'S TO CRAZY!!!
(http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8656/dougdrop2bp6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

it's been like two years, and i'm still laughing at this. 
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Albatross on April 02, 2010, 03:06:46 PM
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/102/l_d17e5d0b8c73463da94fe428a4d0f6dc.jpg)

brian anderson needs to beat this dude up
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on April 06, 2010, 01:47:35 PM
just thought i'd let everyone know you can get a free doug brown poster online. i already ordered a few which i plan on placing above my bed to act as a dream catcher.
http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/dbs/poster.htm
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on April 06, 2010, 01:55:16 PM
just thought i'd let everyone know you can get a free doug brown poster online. i already ordered a few which i plan on placing above my bed to act as a dream catcher.
http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/dbs/poster.htm

Pshhh, they aren't even worth that much
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 06, 2010, 02:10:27 PM
getting this one for sure

(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3977/dougsbesttrick.jpg)


Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Mr. DNA on April 07, 2010, 02:35:12 PM
I can't wait to learn how to read so I can read his book!!!!
http://www.beyondtheboard.net/
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/myspace/bookcomplete.jpg)

DOUG BROWN: Beyond the Board
A purpose and meaning from four wheels and a piece of wood
Authored by: Doug Brown

This isn't a story about skateboarding. This is a story of how I found myself through skateboarding. You won't find a focus on my skate maneuvers or a book of trick tips. It's all irrelevant what companies I represent or the accolades that come with skating as a profession. It's been a time line of self discovery, experience, and communication. The bulk of these writings took place in airports while on long layovers or hotel rooms while on the road. I wrote out my thoughts using a pad of paper here, the back of a menu waiting for room service there. Looking back, I hold this time of my life dear to my heart and never want to forget it. As much as I want to write it for my own satisfaction, I write it also to share with anyone who wonders how a person gets to this point in his life. Like most people, I've had some highs, had some lows and experienced a lot of things. Lucky for me, I've done it through something I love, skateboarding. In this world of skateboarding I have found self worth, freedom, friends, travel, adventure, and a dream career. Living life we all have a story to tell. This one is mine.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Mr. DNA on April 07, 2010, 02:37:33 PM
http://www.skatestraight.org/


"Not only did Doug have a great story but he told it in a way that kids should see it. Not just another, "Just Say No" speech. It came from a guy that knows what it takes. He has given everyone hope, dreams and the knowledge that you don't have to do drugs to be cool. The dude's a professional skateboarder fitting the criteria of being cool. Doug Brown has life on straight with these kids, the skaters, future skaters everyone listened and took it all in. We appreciate Doug's efforts to encourage all of us!" - Clinton County Skatepark Association
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 12, 2010, 07:35:58 PM
last two posts, fuck
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 13, 2010, 04:44:04 AM
the books actually a good thing

http://www.amazon.com/Doug-Brown/dp/1615669752/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1271158888&sr=8-1

hopefully be able to leave comments when it publishes and doug wont be able to puss out this time
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on April 13, 2010, 12:07:00 PM
I made this for another thread, but figured I should put it here. I might make some better ones.
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/dougtrip.gif)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: EricLogan on April 13, 2010, 08:11:23 PM
put the word p.aradox on there somewhere, and I'm sold
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: mandibleclaw on April 14, 2010, 12:46:37 AM
whoa man, you can already read parts of the book online.  this shit has pulitzer written all over it.  here's a line from a few pages in:

"Along with my breakin' skills, i was also a talented juggler."

first page:
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 14, 2010, 06:35:58 AM
i'm guessing that juggling is his slang for skating
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on April 14, 2010, 09:06:21 AM
On some first-grade-reading-level shit
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Mr. DNA on April 14, 2010, 10:00:09 AM
Delusions of grandeur. Is this guy even for real? This whole thing has to be a hoax. Who is hiring him? He's really winning contests? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!? I'M SCARED AND CONFUSED!!!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Beeda Weeda on April 14, 2010, 01:57:41 PM
Dont you understand? Doug is the messiah.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: CeeyMar on April 14, 2010, 02:09:14 PM
he sets the microphone on fiya, rap styles vary and carry like mariah.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Livin The Psychedelic Lif on April 14, 2010, 06:51:26 PM
(http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8656/dougdrop2bp6.jpg)


(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/myspace/bookcomplete.jpg)




Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on April 16, 2010, 07:40:12 PM
he has an evangelical vibe to him
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on April 19, 2010, 12:06:37 PM
i was smoking meth and shooting heroin pretty badly a few years ago... even whored myself out when i was broke and needed a fix. one time i just finished shooting up in a kfc bathroom when all of a sudden there was this ...light. it was blinding at first but then he did a 360 boneless on flat and i noticed his 20 inch side pipe bulging from his pants and i knew it could only be doug. he told me to skate straight and buy ollie pop gum then pushed mongo into the shadows. i'm 3 years sober as of last week. thanks doug!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on April 20, 2010, 11:59:32 AM
i was smoking meth and shooting heroin pretty badly a few years ago... even whored myself out when i was broke and needed a fix. one time i just finished shooting up in a kfc bathroom when all of a sudden there was this ...light. it was blinding at first but then he did a 360 boneless on flat and i noticed his 20 inch side pipe bulging from his pants and i knew it could only be doug. he told me to skate straight and buy ollie pop gum then pushed mongo into the shadows. i'm 3 years sober as of last week. thanks doug!!

http://www.slapmagazine.com/Forum/index.php?topic=6958.0
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: zipzinger666 on May 02, 2010, 12:23:04 PM
as his past footage has shown, doug brown is regular. never knew about his switch method airs over intense plastic kicker gaps, hes so humble...

(http://www.landwaveproducts.com/images/upload/items/Doug-Brown2.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kevbo999 on May 02, 2010, 04:56:11 PM
There's like a million things wrong with that picture.  It cannot be real. 
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Beeda Weeda on May 03, 2010, 09:21:01 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-captain-obvious-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MaryhillVibe on May 07, 2010, 01:16:30 PM
as his past footage has shown, doug brown is regular. never knew about his switch method airs over intense plastic kicker gaps, hes so humble...

(http://www.landwaveproducts.com/images/upload/items/Doug-Brown2.jpg)

My cat fucking shat herself I laughed so hard at that! Fucking hell.

How does he do it, im almost tempted to get his book. Is he actually making money off of all this? how did he get to this point? I mean I dont use drugs, am shit at skateboarding and sometimes push mongo if my right leg gets really tired....am I in a position to sell my soul to ollie pop bubble gum for a quick buck?

"a wise man once said sell out whenever possible" John Rattray

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on June 06, 2010, 07:10:04 PM
...doubleposting so this has a home. Zombie Brown:

(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/art2/ZombieDoug.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Tarquin on June 12, 2010, 06:41:44 PM
I was just watching Mosaic and couldn't help but notice Doug's name in the additional filming credits. So apparently he's an awesome filmer too.

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r109/Luke_Fletcher/mosaic1.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on June 13, 2010, 12:49:39 AM
When's Doug gonna tour Europe? The fans are anxious.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Galletly on June 19, 2010, 03:23:30 PM
Don't the locals humiliate this guy every time he rolls into town? It can't take much from a hometown hero to steal his thunder. Jesus, even if it's the Mike V stuff that's blowing the little kids' minds, loads of dudes have a boneless or two up their sleeve (so to speak).
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Beeda Weeda on June 21, 2010, 08:57:17 AM
Doug only performs at supervised events, churches and anywhere where brain washing is provided.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: mandibleclaw on June 29, 2010, 10:03:02 PM
you can post reviews on amazon now!!!!

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: KoRnholio8 on July 06, 2010, 01:00:14 PM
that review is golden.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Magic Pizza on July 13, 2010, 05:43:24 PM
Quote
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Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Davy on July 19, 2010, 12:20:05 AM
I just read this whole thing. We need to get Doug Brown a SOTY award.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SZA on July 20, 2010, 07:48:25 PM
"I'm Doug Brown and I'm here to skate"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgHsI6YPQ5U
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on July 20, 2010, 07:57:43 PM
"who's been devoting his time to making kids..."
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MaryhillVibe on July 21, 2010, 06:38:48 AM
"...Peggy Oki, all those guys"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Magic Pizza on July 21, 2010, 11:46:39 AM
Quote
"I'm Doug Brown and I'm here to skate"

(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/Gifs/BrownNote.gif)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Davy on July 21, 2010, 08:39:51 PM
Quote
"I'm Doug Brown and I'm here to skate"

(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/Gifs/BrownNote.gif)
you are a champ. win.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Inbred Jed on July 23, 2010, 11:01:24 AM
"I'm Doug Brown and I'm here to skate"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgHsI6YPQ5U

I wonder how exactly he crosses over from this parallel universe into ours? Does he possess some kind of Stargate. If you get him to say his name backwards will it banish him back to his own dimension?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Inbred Jed on July 23, 2010, 11:02:02 AM
bummed I can't embed this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic1xtsD0bt4&feature=related
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Upgrayedd on July 24, 2010, 09:25:43 AM
during a lenghty discussion with my homestate homebwaye ATM, we decided that from here on out, all doug brown fans will now be knows as "dougalos"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: pyrex vision on July 25, 2010, 10:19:43 AM
during a lenghty discussion with my homestate homebwaye ATM, we decided that from here on out, all doug brown fans will now be knows as "dougalos"

HAHAHAHA YES
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: marginal way on July 25, 2010, 10:34:21 AM
seconded.

and doug-if you're reading, we'd love to host a demo at the bridge for you and your dougalos. we could even go get a stack of pallets from the home depot for you to jump off of. hit us up.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Magic Pizza on July 25, 2010, 04:44:51 PM
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/enter/booknew.jpg)
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/myspace/alliancedemo.jpg)
Some Dougalos and some precarious mini ramp maneuvers.





(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/myspace/deckpromo.jpg)
Pro model.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: grimcity on August 30, 2010, 10:13:17 AM
Note: Doug no longer rides for Struggle, the pink pro model with the greenhand and Doug's gleaming, ever so handsome portrait is from "Dunkees" skateboards.

GO DOUGLAS
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on August 30, 2010, 12:20:17 PM
Or maybe he's just double dipping on the board sponsors again.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on September 28, 2010, 11:42:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SlBxUgpRR4&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SlBxUgpRR4&feature=player_embedded#)

soul sk8n
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: pyrex vision on September 28, 2010, 11:54:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SlBxUgpRR4&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SlBxUgpRR4&feature=player_embedded#)

soul sk8n

i lost it when the first "hope" motion graphic came up
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Beeda Weeda on September 29, 2010, 09:55:29 AM
You know, I never picutred doug skating to destiny's child, but when it finially happened, it made so much sense.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on September 29, 2010, 10:07:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SlBxUgpRR4&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SlBxUgpRR4&feature=player_embedded#)

soul sk8n
When the hell did Doug learn to ollie and push properly?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on September 29, 2010, 12:28:27 PM
Doug Brown Studio (http://www.vimeo.com/5302985)

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Gnarles Barkly on October 06, 2010, 09:01:54 PM
Doug Brown RIPS  ;D
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on October 08, 2010, 12:38:52 PM
Even though his guitar and piano shredding is totally awesome...
I can't stop thinking about how his "studio" is his parents basement.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Galletly on October 13, 2010, 04:01:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SlBxUgpRR4&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SlBxUgpRR4&feature=player_embedded#)

soul sk8n

He's so expressive. This generation's Mark Gonzales.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on November 17, 2010, 12:33:09 PM
Even the "nicest dude in Canadian skateboarding" can't help but feel moved by The Doug.

http://kingshitmag.com/galleries/4?page=36 (http://kingshitmag.com/galleries/4?page=36)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: matt. on November 17, 2010, 07:17:50 PM
probably abp but the pop on the fakie bigspin is worth a repost.

Doug Brown 5 tricks Flatland (http://vimeo.com/10711694)

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Magic Pizza on November 30, 2010, 12:06:30 PM
I think the real highlight occurs after he does the 1080
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on November 30, 2010, 07:16:31 PM
I'm posting this here too:

I figured that Doug Brown + Ol' Dirty Bastard
and a little splash of Kenny Powers-ish flare
would be funny as hell, but what do I know...
Here is another gift of mine to this thread
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAGKldofRxY#)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Albatross on November 30, 2010, 08:30:00 PM
Doug Brown Studio (http://www.vimeo.com/5302985)

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

what the hell is going on at 1:24

and i like your new video  :-*
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on November 30, 2010, 10:22:55 PM
thank you  :)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on December 01, 2010, 12:30:31 PM
able that video was awesome
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Magic Pizza on December 01, 2010, 06:02:12 PM
Doug Brown Studio (http://www.vimeo.com/5302985)

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
what the hell is going on at 1:24

gathering of the duggalos
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Narcissus on December 14, 2010, 08:31:58 AM
able that video was fucking great.

on another note, I just saw that x board illuminators video for the first time and I kinda want some.

Maybe I'll just tape some roman candles to my board.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on December 21, 2010, 02:46:09 PM
Doug Brown Christmas 2010 (http://vimeo.com/17559856)

The Doug spends some time serenading his sweetums. I honestly feel uncomfortable after watching this.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Beeda Weeda on December 22, 2010, 07:29:04 AM
aww shucks, who's child has he abducted now?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on December 22, 2010, 07:44:11 AM
do people outside of slap actually watch this shit or are we the only ones keeping him in business?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Mooley on December 22, 2010, 05:51:56 PM
Looking at the view count on his vimeo account it could very well be just us.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: pyrex vision on December 22, 2010, 05:57:05 PM
poet laureate
The Skater's Night Before Christmas by Doug Brown (http://vimeo.com/18036401)

Doug Brown Quicken Loans Arena (http://vimeo.com/17664905)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Inbred Jed on December 23, 2010, 03:10:21 PM
How does one enter into this alternate universe where Doug Brown does signings at arenas? Where is the portal? IS this like that M. Shamalamlam Night movie where the people live in a Medieval village, but they a really in modern times in a walled off village? IS there some kind of domed city somewhere in the Midwest? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IS GOING ON?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on December 23, 2010, 03:11:32 PM
How does one enter into this alternate universe where Doug Brown does signings at arenas? Where is the portal? IS this like that M. Shamalamlam Night movie where the people live in a Medieval village, but they a really in modern times in a walled off village? IS there some kind of domed city somewhere in the Midwest? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IS GOING ON?

It's called Ohio, my friend.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on December 23, 2010, 09:27:02 PM
I think if he thinks positively enough, he could land a spot on the Cavs.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on January 17, 2011, 04:32:14 PM
Best part of my day

(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff19/briden108/untitled-36.jpg)



On this Martin Luther King Day take a moment to realize the importance of his
being and direction. All cultures have energies of unnecessary hate and
ignorance. Embrace diversity and respect your fellow skater, biker, blader,
scooter, or whatever one chooses to ride. So jump off the message boards, put
down your camera, and go ride for freedom. No rules, no limits, right on, ride
on. Stand strong and be free to be yourself. It's a big world out there, so get
out there and skate it... not hate it.

Doug

________________________________________________

All new Online Shop at  www.dougbrownskate.com (http://www.dougbrownskate.com)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: sixpackoftablets on January 28, 2011, 05:02:56 PM
A tangent that should not be overlooked:

Quote
Hey!? What's up everybody? My names Chase. I'm from Muncie Indiana, I have started a new chapter in my life. I also work as a door-to-door Kirby salesman. It's a pretty sweet job. Sounds pretty lame but its actually alot of fun. Sales is a pretty intresting thing to do. I also am a skateboarder. I like to go by the nic name Switch. hence i ride in the switch stance most of the time because skating regular got kinda boring, so one day i wanted to learn how to skate all over again. so i started skating switch. so now im pretty much anidextious at it. Im pretty horriable a street skating though lol. Just incase you was wondering im a tranny skater. yeah thats right i love trannys haha. ok im done
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Beeda Weeda on February 07, 2011, 10:22:59 AM
http://cjskateboardpark.com/index.php?page=staff&staff=cjstaff_jay&count= (http://cjskateboardpark.com/index.php?page=staff&staff=cjstaff_jay&count=)

I bet doug brown and these guys would schralp 2getha
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on February 08, 2011, 08:39:38 PM
had the most Random dream last night.

There was a movie trailer for "the kings speech: part 2" and it was staring Doug Brown.   It was an amazing dream to say the least
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Beeda Weeda on February 09, 2011, 11:46:49 AM
IMPOSSIBLE BLUNTi
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/fc0638ed61.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: pyrex vision on April 03, 2011, 10:57:55 PM
fucking incredible. proud douggalo til the day i die
Doug Brown Electric Juggler (http://vimeo.com/21197836)

Doug Brown's Skate Straight - Hope vid (http://vimeo.com/20225856)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Inbred Jed on April 08, 2011, 01:19:40 PM
Doug has been enchanting audiences all his life. I'd hate to be those vaudevillians waiting in the wing who have to follow up the Electric Dougler.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Inbred Jed on April 08, 2011, 01:30:50 PM
I've been on and off the Internets for about 15 years and Doug Brown is by far the most mind blowing thing I've come across. Did you watch that Hope video?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on April 08, 2011, 01:49:48 PM
Everybody's watching you now
Everybody waits for you now...


Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: pyrex vision on April 08, 2011, 01:56:00 PM
I've been on and off the Internets for about 15 years and Doug Brown is by far the most mind blowing thing I've come across. Did you watch that Hope video?

just watched it for the third time and i can't breathe
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Beeda Weeda on April 12, 2011, 07:21:24 AM
(http://i51.tinypic.com/2cgo8et.jpg)


DOUBLE DRAGONS
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: friendly dave on April 12, 2011, 10:49:49 AM
The stars have aligned.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on April 13, 2011, 06:43:08 AM


Doug Brown's Skate Straight - Hope vid (http://vimeo.com/20225856)

my life finally has meaning
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Sleazy on April 14, 2011, 09:59:03 AM
fucking incredible. proud douggalo til the day i die
Doug Brown's Skate Straight - Hope vid (http://vimeo.com/20225856)

when did he start pushing regular?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on April 14, 2011, 01:00:43 PM
Shortly after we started making fun of worshiping him.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on April 14, 2011, 02:28:05 PM
You just assumed a 30-something year old pro has no capacity to progress. Well now, Doug's proven you all wrong. And how!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Doogie Howser Ph.D. on April 15, 2011, 08:25:17 PM
I wanna be Doug Brown when I grow up
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 21, 2011, 01:44:39 PM
To be honest you can't really tell if that's him pushing non mongoloid or just some d00d with hope.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Upgrayedd on April 22, 2011, 12:32:12 PM
it must be goddamned amazing to be a kid who skates and hear "today class we're having a special guest speaker come in today, he's a professional skateboarder" then see that reincarnate of the lord jesus christ walk into the gymnasium.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BriDen on May 11, 2011, 08:12:57 PM
Celebrity Hope Night at Orrville Middle School in Orrville OH. This Saturday May
14th at 6pm, with myself and Nickelodeon's Matthew Underwood, and DJ Dru West.
This summer Good Life Wheels is producing my first signature set of wheels. They
will be available at skateshops and online. I've been digging through my archive
of photos and have added some in the new photo section at www.dougbrownskate.com (http://www.dougbrownskate.com)
I just finished a promo video for Skate Straight, view at:
Doug Brown Anti-Drug (http://vimeo.com/23123026)

Rapper Dwaam has mentioned me in his new single Beat it Up available on their
new cd Click here:
http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/beatitup.wav (http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/beatitup.wav)

Many events planned ahead and I've just joined forces with a new skateboard
sponsor that will be making my next three pro models too be announced soon.
Till next time!
Doug
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Prison Wallet on May 11, 2011, 08:37:22 PM
Did this clip end up in here yet?

Doug Brown Good Co. Today Show NBC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mupPqESMs_s#)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: svilleantigo on May 16, 2011, 09:33:03 AM
Does Skate Straight imply that Doug Brown hates gay people?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: friendly dave on May 25, 2011, 07:10:29 PM
The Dougster goes to LA.

Doug Brown California Video Diary (http://vimeo.com/23789155)

Oh shit, new pro models too.
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/dbskate/saleoutbreak.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Eric Harris on May 31, 2011, 07:04:52 PM
fucking incredible. proud douggalo til the day i die
Doug Brown's Skate Straight - Hope vid (http://vimeo.com/20225856)

when did he start pushing regular?

its a metaphor for the Switchfoot song
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MaryhillVibe on July 10, 2011, 10:45:41 PM
The Dougster goes to LA.

Doug Brown California Video Diary (http://vimeo.com/23789155)

Oh shit, new pro models too.
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/dbskate/saleoutbreak.jpg)

ill get one....as long as its bigger than an 8
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kinky john on July 12, 2011, 02:43:38 PM
Does Skate Straight imply that Doug Brown hates gay people?
And corners.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: slogant-shirt on September 01, 2011, 05:18:58 AM
Does Skate Straight imply that Doug Brown hates gay people?
it implies that he is a closet homosexual
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: cletus the slack jawed yokel on September 01, 2011, 11:08:47 AM
db hellicopter <3
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: JamesNtheGntPch on October 28, 2011, 05:08:48 PM
Well I just read page 1-31 of this thread.  Wow.  I need to start tick tacking after all my tricks.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: happenstance on November 07, 2011, 08:41:04 PM
Be sure to check out the Doug Brown exhibit!
Doug Brown Beyond the Board Exhibit (http://vimeo.com/31123943)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bagger Vance on November 07, 2011, 10:59:52 PM
I must go
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: jersey by nature on December 29, 2011, 08:04:03 AM
Does Skate Straight imply that Doug Brown hates gay people?

very much so.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: iKobrakai on December 31, 2011, 06:22:34 AM
Damn he loves his name!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Probably A Robot on January 19, 2012, 03:34:53 AM
Hey sorry if this is abp, didn't read the whole thread, but did anyone else try to look up his alleged wheel sponsor, Good Life? I did and now I am scared and confused, help me out guys. It says that the company is based out of Texas, and that the only two pros are Doug Brown and Gershon Mosley. After searching further I found that both skaters do, in fact, have a pro wheel for these guys:

 (http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/41059329/300.JPG)


(http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/129/5686cd4983174acc85aec6e33e2efcd0/l.jpg)


Is this for real ???
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: oldeath on January 19, 2012, 04:56:56 PM
Hey sorry if this is abp, didn't read the whole thread, but did anyone else try to look up his alleged wheel sponsor, Good Life? I did and now I am scared and confused, help me out guys. It says that the company is based out of Texas, and that the only two pros are Doug Brown and Gershon Mosley. After searching further I found that both skaters do, in fact, have a pro wheel for these guys:

 (http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/41059329/300.JPG)


(http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/129/5686cd4983174acc85aec6e33e2efcd0/l.jpg)


Is this for real ???
That would be a tour to watch out for.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: svilleantigo on January 19, 2012, 05:51:33 PM
Gershon Mosley: Skate Straight ambassador.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ALT on January 20, 2012, 04:47:28 AM
You're the best Doug.

(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/skatestraight/skatepix/te2.JPG)
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/skatestraight/skatepix/te3.jpg)
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/skatestraight/skatepix/promo3.JPG)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: happenstance on January 20, 2012, 06:36:32 PM
^I would bet money that photo is him dropping in on that bank from probably a few feet higher than where that photo was taken.

And as to the wheel sponsor, I wonder if any of the companies he rides for are actually owned by people who skate a lot or know much about it. Sure they maybe skated at one point and might be a light every-other-weekend-warrior but I highly doubt they are immersed in skating. Anyone who skates a lot would have to be able to see through his BS.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: friendly dave on July 21, 2012, 06:51:57 PM
Just wanted to let you guys know that Doug Brown just turned 39 years young, and recently attended his 20 year high school reunion.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on July 24, 2012, 03:52:43 AM
Thanks for the heads up. Wish there were photos from the reunion.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Mundungus on July 24, 2012, 04:28:29 AM
I couldn't read all this thread right now, but this guy is such a joke. How can he look himself in the mirror?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: JamesNtheGntPch on July 24, 2012, 08:55:08 AM
When you force feed yourself so much bullshit then regurgitate it for others to consume I think you start to go blind, so mirrors become less of an issue.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Dirtymac on August 10, 2012, 12:36:58 PM
I recently re-watched the Rodney Mullen documentary on youtube and there was a commentary on there from this guy...couldn't believe it.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: skateohio on September 27, 2012, 06:10:03 PM
Douglas just celebrated his 10 year anniversary as a "Pro" skateboarder, after mall grabbing across the stage of the wooster library he continued the good vibes at his after party at applebee's. He bought a round of oreo cookies and creme milkshakes and got to bed prompty by 11:30 p.m

Attaboy doug, attaboy.

Can we plz have a Doug Brown Pals Questions ? . . plz
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Magic Pizza on November 07, 2012, 10:13:08 AM
You're the best Doug.

(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/skatestraight/skatepix/te2.JPG)
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/skatestraight/skatepix/te3.jpg)
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/skatestraight/skatepix/promo3.JPG)

Renaissance Man-Boy
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: friendly dave on February 08, 2013, 12:25:10 PM
What up my Douggalos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WWlH39vLceA&list=UU7CyPdfK2wb0i8Sv9-2j2wA#t=113s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WWlH39vLceA&list=UU7CyPdfK2wb0i8Sv9-2j2wA#t=113s)

Doug Brown Best of 2012 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrk-s_UNgy4&list=UU7CyPdfK2wb0i8Sv9-2j2wA#ws)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: BraveUlysses on February 08, 2013, 03:25:09 PM
What up my Douggalos

Doug Brown Best of 2012 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrk-s_UNgy4&list=UU7CyPdfK2wb0i8Sv9-2j2wA#ws)
Is it fucked up that I thought the photo with the sick kid at 1:00 was the funniest? Their contrasting emotions made that photo hilarious.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on February 09, 2013, 12:05:35 AM
I hope I die soon so that I can be reincarnated as Doug Brown's son.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: JamesNtheGntPch on February 09, 2013, 12:07:58 AM
1:20 is my favorite in the Doug Brown Best of 2012 video. 
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Zurg on February 09, 2013, 06:03:59 PM
doug brown is a piece of shit and a bad influence for the youth
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: JamesNtheGntPch on February 09, 2013, 09:56:08 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1d/Kenneth_Parcell.jpg/250px-Kenneth_Parcell.jpg)
They are the same person.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Beeda Weeda on February 12, 2013, 05:36:16 AM
doug wails on the guitar.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: paraquat on February 14, 2013, 09:22:25 PM
I wish I could go back to high school and go to an assembly hosted by Doug.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kinky john on February 21, 2013, 05:32:59 AM
What a guy.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: LloydChristmas on February 22, 2013, 05:53:01 PM
doug wails on the guitar.

maybe i'm just overtired, but i can't stop laughing at this.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on February 26, 2013, 10:19:52 PM

Recently a tech savvy Ms. Baumstetter was able to use her prototype Google Glasses' x-ray vision feature to validate the rumor that's been circulating the teacher's lounge for months...

(http://i.imgur.com/0Z9tsLK.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: happenstance on February 26, 2013, 10:43:07 PM
What if his program was just a front for him to sell his sweet hip gyrating abilities to all the lonely teachers? Think about it.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ericw on March 29, 2013, 03:22:55 PM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/inabs0.jpg)
20+ years of skating and still cant grip a board without air bubbles? come on doug!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Albatross on March 29, 2013, 10:08:14 PM
MMFDL homies
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: paraquat on April 01, 2013, 07:09:05 PM

Recently a tech savvy Ms. Baumstetter was able to use her prototype Google Glasses' x-ray vision feature to validate the rumor that's been circulating the teacher's lounge for months...

(http://i.imgur.com/0Z9tsLK.jpg)

Fuck that is funny.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: poopnutsupreme on April 12, 2013, 08:35:38 AM
So I was checking out DB's book on amazon and looking at the reviews out of the 15 there all are five stars except one. Amazon.com: SoldOut's review (http://www.amazon.com/review/RQVSUYCWG3ZRV/ref=cm_cr_pr_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B003M5H6AC&linkCode=&nodeID=&tag=#wasThisHelpful)  One person just defends DB by saying "Sounds like you are kinda bitter and jealous there guy. Doug made it on his own and is a real skateboarder .If you took the time you would see he skates with all the big boys of skating and does the huge tours. Go back to skating behind Kmart until you can get your facts straight. ". Checked out his page and he only has two reviews and they are only for DB's books giving them five stars. Could it be the man himself or an actual person who believes he's a legend?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: spungo on April 30, 2013, 04:12:48 PM
His mom probably wrote those reviews.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on May 06, 2013, 03:50:54 PM
I'm so glad this thread is still going.

I can't wait to find out he's trolling us all.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: paraquat on May 06, 2013, 03:56:18 PM
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/myspace/BTFweb.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Beeda Weeda on May 07, 2013, 04:49:39 AM
holy fuck, the messiah is here to answer our prayers.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: poopnutsupreme on May 08, 2013, 08:38:43 PM
I actually want that board it's beautiful.
http://outbreakboards.bigcartel.com/product/d-brown-mcfly-deck (http://outbreakboards.bigcartel.com/product/d-brown-mcfly-deck)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Drew on May 09, 2013, 03:36:05 AM
i like how all the t-shirts look they they were designed in MSpaint
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on May 25, 2013, 05:58:00 AM
Quote
'Bulletproof' Clear Coat
(Artwork last longer)

Finally, someone who cares about the important stuff on a deck.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on May 27, 2013, 08:16:05 AM
Holy shit that's amazing!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SFblah on May 27, 2013, 08:20:39 AM
Ok, how many fucking board companies is this guy on? Is he the new Markovich?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on May 28, 2013, 11:13:37 AM
Markovich is a serial monogamist. The Doug has a hole in every port.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: poopnutsupreme on June 22, 2013, 09:37:26 PM
Hijinx
Doug Brown The Ramp Shack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSSc8TJETcs#)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: KoRnholio8 on June 24, 2013, 11:37:40 AM
Hijinx
Doug Brown The Ramp Shack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSSc8TJETcs#)

dude used to be so core, it's such a shame to see that fame corrupted him so
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on July 05, 2013, 11:53:08 AM
photo bomb with Dusty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LssEOu4yj94&feature=c4-overview&list=UU7CyPdfK2wb0i8Sv9-2j2wA#)

the fuck?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on July 05, 2013, 05:52:40 PM
Hijinx
Doug Brown The Ramp Shack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSSc8TJETcs#)
gee willikers i guess you really can have fun without drugs or alcohol!!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: LloydChristmas on September 21, 2013, 03:54:54 PM
he has a glass-enclosed shrine to himself in his house.  how many times a day do you think he hammers off in front of it?
(https://ijrxhq.bay.livefilestore.com/y2pXgOcB7Aq5CpNwtA568d_u5b0BZ4NUkqQ_W3pyG2VYfKhEW4UBdLTz76MTPUn4v85kZ6aJ2o7naDhhHe3UUnZ-yqT0KOJNx6JWN7Qff7R6Ok/Screen%20Shot%202013-09-21%20at%206.34.59%20PM.png)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: kinky john on November 18, 2013, 01:01:32 PM
photo bomb with Dusty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LssEOu4yj94&feature=c4-overview&list=UU7CyPdfK2wb0i8Sv9-2j2wA#)

the fuck?
Zany, a sign of greatness!

Are we due a Doug Christmas special again soon?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on November 18, 2013, 01:51:08 PM
he has a glass-enclosed shrine to himself in his house.  how many times a day do you think he hammers off in front of it?
(https://ijrxhq.bay.livefilestore.com/y2pXgOcB7Aq5CpNwtA568d_u5b0BZ4NUkqQ_W3pyG2VYfKhEW4UBdLTz76MTPUn4v85kZ6aJ2o7naDhhHe3UUnZ-yqT0KOJNx6JWN7Qff7R6Ok/Screen%20Shot%202013-09-21%20at%206.34.59%20PM.png)
wow! you weren't kidding
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1398276_572853839435589_1148318314_o.jpg)


EDITED FOR LENGTH:  YADA YADA YADA, I found his official Facebook

(just in time for the holidays)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1399234_573481599372813_984357330_o.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1402928_574007979320175_2047877801_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Explosive Bolts on November 19, 2013, 06:56:38 AM
Doug Brown is like the popular kid in a church youth group sleep in
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on November 19, 2013, 12:48:54 PM
Okay, I've got a couple of more Gems straight from his Facebook page

Here's a status

"If someone puts outs out a book, or cd  asking for it from them for free is like asking someone to work for free, have some respect."

a pretty creepy pic

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1274343_539888452732128_729504545_o.jpg)

and another status from 3 days ago

"I have a lot of dialog with people everywhere I go. Yesterday before my event having lunch at Subway, the kid in line knows me, order my sub the woman making my sub has a friend that is a fan of mine... then on to my event.. then after...everywhere I go I meet people. I love it. But there is always that one parent or skeptic, I'm speaking to a teenager that is a fan last night. The mom asks me three times, "So what's your normal job? No really what's your real job? Come on you can tell me, what's your normal job?" I get this one a lot from parents. I don't work at Staples on the weekends. I've been a professional athlete since 2002. My sponsors pay me salary, I do loads of events, I'm an author and motivational speaker. There is no part time in what I do, it's an all or nothing job. Some days I have to give myself a pinch. When I first turned pro and the wheels started spinning in my career I thought it would last a couple years, tops. Here I am now years later, comfortable and proud of my job title. I wear my heart on my sleeve and always assure people why I do what I do. It's still people that motivate me, to inspire, to reach, to make a difference. So far so good."

Don't let the haters get you down Doug

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SodaJerk on November 22, 2013, 02:49:23 AM
Okay, I've got a couple of more Gems straight from his Facebook page

Here's a status

"If someone puts outs out a book, or cd  asking for it from them for free is like asking someone to work for free, have some respect."

a pretty creepy pic

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1274343_539888452732128_729504545_o.jpg)

and another status from 3 days ago

"I have a lot of dialog with people everywhere I go. Yesterday before my event having lunch at Subway, the kid in line knows me, order my sub the woman making my sub has a friend that is a fan of mine... then on to my event.. then after...everywhere I go I meet people. I love it. But there is always that one parent or skeptic, I'm speaking to a teenager that is a fan last night. The mom asks me three times, "So what's your normal job? No really what's your real job? Come on you can tell me, what's your normal job?" I get this one a lot from parents. I don't work at Staples on the weekends. I've been a professional athlete since 2002. My sponsors pay me salary, I do loads of events, I'm an author and motivational speaker. There is no part time in what I do, it's an all or nothing job. Some days I have to give myself a pinch. When I first turned pro and the wheels started spinning in my career I thought it would last a couple years, tops. Here I am now years later, comfortable and proud of my job title. I wear my heart on my sleeve and always assure people why I do what I do. It's still people that motivate me, to inspire, to reach, to make a difference. So far so good."

Don't let the haters get you down Doug


Creepy finger pose, and did anyone else notice the bruise he gave that little girls arm. She probably wasn't smiling enough so he gave her a little "motivational talk".
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bill on November 22, 2013, 12:29:53 PM
Last I heard Doug Brown was Touring with the Power Team

Doug Brown is the dude who Rips the Telephone book in half now




(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/willymaze20five/image-59.jpg) (http://s51.photobucket.com/user/willymaze20five/media/image-59.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: GAY on November 22, 2013, 12:43:37 PM
Okay, I've got a couple of more Gems straight from his Facebook page

Here's a status

"If someone puts outs out a book, or cd  asking for it from them for free is like asking someone to work for free, have some respect."

a pretty creepy pic

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1274343_539888452732128_729504545_o.jpg)

and another status from 3 days ago

"I have a lot of dialog with people everywhere I go. Yesterday before my event having lunch at Subway, the kid in line knows me, order my sub the woman making my sub has a friend that is a fan of mine... then on to my event.. then after...everywhere I go I meet people. I love it. But there is always that one parent or skeptic, I'm speaking to a teenager that is a fan last night. The mom asks me three times, "So what's your normal job? No really what's your real job? Come on you can tell me, what's your normal job?" I get this one a lot from parents. I don't work at Staples on the weekends. I've been a professional athlete since 2002. My sponsors pay me salary, I do loads of events, I'm an author and motivational speaker. There is no part time in what I do, it's an all or nothing job. Some days I have to give myself a pinch. When I first turned pro and the wheels started spinning in my career I thought it would last a couple years, tops. Here I am now years later, comfortable and proud of my job title. I wear my heart on my sleeve and always assure people why I do what I do. It's still people that motivate me, to inspire, to reach, to make a difference. So far so good."

Don't let the haters get you down Doug



It looks like smeared feces on her li'l cheek. I hope this Doug Brown character is on the F.B.I. watch list.

EDIT: also, love the "wheels spinning" line. This fella really does have a way with words.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: paraquat on November 22, 2013, 01:13:43 PM
Gay. Would you?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on December 03, 2013, 08:41:08 AM
Gay. Would you?

GAY has been pretty vehement regarding his aversion to twinks.  As a straight male, I would fuck Doug Brown and not feel like my preferences had wandered too far off the path. It would be rad if I could post a pic of Dougie running around my house in one of my shirts in the Wiener Wallet thread.

(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8090/z1oc.png)

Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: GAY on December 03, 2013, 02:47:29 PM
Gay. Would you?

no not never
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: LloydChristmas on December 14, 2013, 01:43:03 PM
In my family it's not Christmas until we gather around and listen to this (skip to 3:01):
A Doug Brown Christmas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxMVhLH-vbI#)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: The Bullet on March 13, 2014, 08:25:19 PM
his new book looks great! Now i know how he got there!
http://youtu.be/iFWWux-XIGs (http://youtu.be/iFWWux-XIGs)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on March 13, 2014, 08:56:20 PM
New book and a man-purse sponsor.  Doug's finger-flipping the world by the balls these days.

I bet you could carry a box of Teddy Grahams and still have room to spare for a couple Yoo-Hoos in this motherfuck...
 (https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t31/q71/s720x720/1501471_585675308153442_787659981_o.jpg)

http://man-pack.com/2013/12/win-new-man-pack-doug-brown/ (http://man-pack.com/2013/12/win-new-man-pack-doug-brown/)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: JamesNtheGntPch on March 15, 2014, 07:20:06 AM
hahaha
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: poopnutsupreme on September 08, 2014, 02:33:11 PM
Fucking new shredding DB footy. Seeing how good he could play those keys, I bet he's master at stroking the shaft.

Doug Brown at Wishart Hall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2biZZ7p6H0#)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: GAY on September 17, 2014, 09:44:20 AM
There's a part of me that envies this sort of low-grade mental retardation and the chutzpa it grants to those who are blessed with it. In all seriousness, though, I'd probably have twice the STD's I have now if I didn't understand boundaries or basic tenants of dignity.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on December 27, 2014, 06:42:55 PM
Holy shit 33 pages of "the guy that does boneless finger flips on tranny". Wow!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on December 29, 2014, 08:21:55 AM
Ya'll haters better recognize! 

My boy Doug keeps it fresh

(https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/10485477_732634243457547_5381650451807767353_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Beeda Weeda on February 04, 2015, 05:21:42 AM
^^bump
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: friendly dave on February 05, 2015, 02:02:16 PM
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/myspace/Call1001.jpg)

It's hard out there for a pimp.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: happenstance on February 05, 2015, 05:00:18 PM
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/myspace/Call1001.jpg)

It's hard out there for a pimp.
Most athletes pose with their medals and trophys. Doug poses with all his event badges. It's like, "hey, look at how many people I have tricked into believing my bullshit".

BTW, I checked his online shop and he has a pro model board for sale with like 10 different companies. This man is the ultimate con artist, veiling his duplicitousness in a fine layer of naivete.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 05, 2015, 08:07:50 PM
I like that he has a pass to a Prince concert.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Radbloke on February 11, 2015, 01:16:33 AM
Our boy Douglas making power moves with the shoe! Although from what I can gather, it's not a pro model, he's just holding up a random shoe.

(http://i.imgur.com/niIlk0Q.png)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: spungo on February 15, 2015, 01:37:27 PM
I wish I was as stoked on myself as Doug is on himself.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: nowell on February 17, 2015, 11:59:42 PM
serious question- is doug a fag?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: poopnutsupreme on February 18, 2015, 01:30:59 AM
I wish I was as stoked on myself anything as Doug is on himself.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: summertimebluesdaddy on February 24, 2015, 05:42:08 PM
Our boy Douglas making power moves with the shoe! Although from what I can gather, it's not a pro model, he's just holding up a random shoe.

(http://i.imgur.com/niIlk0Q.png)
I wanna film a part only wearing those
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: happenstance on February 24, 2015, 07:58:32 PM
Doug on that next level?

(http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/e15/10932545_872781902764514_1005142005_n.jpg)

Nah... It is a pieced together sequence. He's leaning back like he is about to jump off in the 2nd and 3rd frame. Better work than his previously posed switch method which graces the front of his signature shampoo.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: KoRnholio8 on February 25, 2015, 06:29:25 AM
I wish I was as stoked on myself anything as Doug is on himself.

is he the kanye west of skateboarding?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Tenterhooks on February 26, 2015, 01:56:28 AM
Talk to your Parents (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIMAZcGikrA#)

Real shit.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Tenterhooks on February 26, 2015, 02:06:48 AM
Also, saw that Doug has sub-200 followers on Twitter, Instagram and YouTube. I always figured he had an audience of kids / parents / church groups at the very least. Is he just spouting his message into thin air?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: poopnutsupreme on February 26, 2015, 03:09:59 AM
I wish I was as stoked on myself anything as Doug is on himself.

is he the kanye west of skateboarding?

Close but Kanye has a huge following.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: poopnutsupreme on February 26, 2015, 03:26:26 AM
Talk to your Parents (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIMAZcGikrA#)

Real shit.

Fucking DB acting like people can't have worthless parents. Probably a bullshit story but if that actually happened, he's lucky he didn't get drilled by the dad having some 30 something year old dude just hop in the conversation like he knows it all.

Also, saw that Doug has sub-200 followers on Twitter, Instagram and YouTube. I always figured he had an audience of kids / parents / church groups at the very least. Is he just spouting his message into thin air?

Yeah I've never really understood this either, I'm pretty sure he never really leaves his state so he may have a little following there but that's it. I love how he always disables the ratings and comments on his videos, I'm guessing people would troll his shit so much. All his social media stuff is hilarious though, for being a motivational speaker and supposedly caring so much about others, he always talks about himself. I'm curious if he'll ever release any new footage besides these photos that seem like somethings off about them.

In some ways I love DB cause his corniness and his attempts to make himself look like a legit pro is hilarious. Then in other ways I fucking hate him cause he talks to kids at schools about how he's like a legend in skateboarding. Acting like not doing drugs and stuff made him have such a successful career in skateboarding. I tried so hard to find more footage of him at the dew tour years ago, even found the specific one that he talks about and always shows that little clip of him there. He wasn't even in the results section probably because they just let some random dudes skate it during the down time and he was lucky that somehow the local news station was filming the place while he was skating it.

EDIT:

Check out my new signature, I just found online. Really stoked on it but I was wrong, Doug is a legend. Check out  dougbrownskate.com (http://www.dougbrownskate.com/) for more info.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on February 26, 2015, 05:40:10 AM
"And then I said something even more profound..."


This just made my day.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: summertimebluesdaddy on February 26, 2015, 02:36:59 PM
Talk to your Parents (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIMAZcGikrA#)

Real shit.
He probably got sent to boot camp for blowing his uncle; however, this has to be one of the best DB videos I have ever seen.  There is so much goodness in it.  You want to keep making jokes but it's just too easy.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 26, 2015, 08:08:00 PM
Talk to your Parents (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIMAZcGikrA#)

Real shit.
He probably got sent to boot camp for blowing his uncle; however, this has to be one of the best DB videos I have ever seen.  There is so much goodness in it.  You want to keep making jokes but it's just too easy.
Between this and you claiming someone told you shark tits said i "blow people for crack and food stamps" i'm sort of starting to believe you're obsessed with dudes blowing each other.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: GAY on February 27, 2015, 09:06:12 AM
serious question- is doug a fag?

Serious answer - no. Don't blame my team for this retard. He reeks of straight-guy-try-hard.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: straight on February 27, 2015, 11:24:27 AM
serious question- is doug a fag?

Serious answer - no. Don't blame my team for this retard. He reeks of straight-guy-try-hard.

I'm Doug Brown
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: summertimebluesdaddy on February 27, 2015, 12:45:01 PM
Talk to your Parents (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIMAZcGikrA#)

Real shit.
He probably got sent to boot camp for blowing his uncle; however, this has to be one of the best DB videos I have ever seen.  There is so much goodness in it.  You want to keep making jokes but it's just too easy.
Between this and you claiming someone told you shark tits said i "blow people for crack and food stamps" i'm sort of starting to believe you're obsessed with dudes blowing each other.
Don't hate the player
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: ice nine on February 27, 2015, 12:55:48 PM
id pay money to watch a documentary about his life in the next 20 years. i wonder what his retirement plan is, or if he will just be a pro untill he is 60
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: GAY on February 27, 2015, 02:46:08 PM
serious question- is doug a fag?

Serious answer - no. Don't blame my team for this retard. He reeks of straight-guy-try-hard.

I'm Doug Brown

I knew I had a goddamn good feeling about you.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on February 27, 2015, 10:10:49 PM

It's good to see that people are celebrating Doug Brown again and shame on some of you naysaying ne'er-do-wells for questioning his place as skateboarding's cherub of success.

The other recently posted video is worth a looksee if your ignorant enough to question whether the lights are shining bright in Browntown...  

Doug Brown CT 2014 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GhOlv4X2Yc#)
Covering a regional flight and 10% of the bill for a night in a Holiday Inn Express is not something that sponsors are going to be doing for anybody other than an A-list skateboard dancing professional bringing the clout of a resume stacked with tradeshow/Prince concert badges and contest appearance.

Remember.  DB is a True Gee. 

Big money.....Dependable car......Who the fuck you think he are?...Stuntin' on all ya'll....

(http://i.imgur.com/yIrz3lK.jpg?3)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Tenterhooks on March 02, 2015, 04:43:58 AM
Was surprised to see DB straight fakie flip a bench in this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGXi-zyZ6U4). Hard to wrap my head around him doing a normal (and not particularly easy) trick. Made a gif.

(http://i.imgur.com/A0plqMx.gif)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Beeda Weeda on March 04, 2015, 04:48:15 AM
if you haven't been molested by doug, you are not attractive.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: L33Tg33k on March 04, 2015, 02:42:20 PM
Talk to your Parents (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIMAZcGikrA#)

Real shit.

Fucking DB acting like people can't have worthless parents. Probably a bullshit story but if that actually happened, he's lucky he didn't get drilled by the dad having some 30 something year old dude just hop in the conversation like he knows it all.
If you thought even for a moment that his little anecdote actually occurred then you need to do some soul searching.
"And then I said something even more profound..."


This just made my day.
I died.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Bigjilm on March 05, 2015, 01:00:03 PM
Fellow Dougalos:

I have located DB's actual resume.  Take a look:

http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/storageold/dbresume.htm (http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/storageold/dbresume.htm)

Highlights include:

* "CD has been continually selling out."
* "Doug plays all the instruments on all his recordings."
* "Did backing vocals and arrangement for a Domino's Pizza radio commercial."
* "Three years jazz dance under Francine LeRoy/Seville Dance Studio."
* "Doug Brown remains secure and content with his career and visions."
* And under skills, he lists "Juggling, skateboarding, rollerblading."

I fucking love you, Doug Brown.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: GAY on March 05, 2015, 02:30:10 PM
Fellow Dougalos:

I have located DB's actual resume.  Take a look:

http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/storageold/dbresume.htm (http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/storageold/dbresume.htm)

Highlights include:

* "CD has been continually selling out."
* "Doug plays all the instruments on all his recordings."
* "Did backing vocals and arrangement for a Domino's Pizza radio commercial."
* "Three years jazz dance under Francine LeRoy/Seville Dance Studio."
* "Doug Brown remains secure and content with his career and visions."
* And under skills, he lists "Juggling, skateboarding, rollerblading."

I fucking love you, Doug Brown.

With first posts like this, you're gonna be a crowd favorite in no time flat Bigjilm. GREAT FIND!  :D

On topic, I'd pay good money (I'm talking tens of tens) to watch Dougie B dance in the jazz style.

Also, Brown Zone reads funny.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: poopnutsupreme on March 24, 2015, 04:48:42 PM
DB dropping some more lifestyle hammers.

Doug Brown - Be Yourself (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L7QS0J7WUQ#)

Doug Brown - Ugly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pym9DoEC7s#)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on April 05, 2015, 09:42:04 PM
doug blocked me on instagram when i asked him if he was single.

it's a sensitive subject for a man with a baby arm holding an apple for a hog.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on April 08, 2015, 04:31:44 AM
doug blocked me on instagram when i asked him if he was single.

it's a sensitive subject for a man with a baby arm holding an apple for a hog.

I think he probably gets a little burnt out of people dismissing him as just some donkey dick with an amazing smile.  People forget that he is also a professional skateboard dancer, motivational speaker, accomplished author and classicly trained on the acoustic guitar/Casio sythesizer.  Maybe you should have asked him how his next book is coming along, how to fight a bully using your mind, how to succeed in life despite being put in retard classes, if he plans on growing a pony tail any time soon or whether cashmere is really worth all the hype. There is so much more to ask such an exceptional person without jumping on the kielbasa right away.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: GAY on April 15, 2015, 01:56:34 PM
doug blocked me on instagram when i asked him if he was single.

it's a sensitive subject for a man with a baby arm holding an apple for a hog.

I think he probably gets a little burnt out of people dismissing him as just some donkey dick with an amazing smile.  People forget that he is also a professional skateboard dancer, motivational speaker, accomplished author and classicly trained on the acoustic guitar/Casio sythesizer.  Maybe you should have asked him how his next book is coming along, how to fight a bully using your mind, how to succeed in life despite being put in retard classes, if he plans on growing a pony tail any time soon or whether cashmere is really worth all the hype. There is so much more to ask such an exceptional person without jumping on the kielbasa right away.

No
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: GAY on April 15, 2015, 02:05:50 PM
Fun fact:

In the "Special Thanks & Gratitude" section of Doug's book, he thanks the following people(s):

Mike Vallely

Tony Hawk

George Carlin

Michael J. Fox

Duran Duran

The Beatles

U2

George Lucas

The McPeeks
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on April 15, 2015, 07:54:24 PM
He doesn't thank Howard Jones?* According to his Twitter account, he is his "musical father," whatever that means.




*This guy
Howard Jones "What is Love" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE61Bz7IHKg#)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: GAY on April 16, 2015, 08:49:45 AM
He doesn't thank Howard Jones?* According to his Twitter account, he is his "musical father," whatever that means.




*This guy
Howard Jones "What is Love" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE61Bz7IHKg#)


Good eye, Alan. I checked it out. He does thank Howard Jones.

I mean...what is love, anyway? Does anybody love anybody anyway?
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on April 16, 2015, 10:09:31 AM
I know a certain top pro, motivational speaker and all around genius who knows the answer to those questions.


But seriously, how random is that connection? A forgotten English synth pop artist and a delusional, obscure fake pro from the States? You couldn't make it up. Love ya, Doug!
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: friendly dave on April 21, 2015, 05:06:03 PM
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/myspace/headstar2.jpg)
He's got style, he's got class, he's comin to lay some pipe in dat ass.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: 4wheels on October 30, 2015, 10:43:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wRwqPvb.jpg)
in thrasher
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: friendly dave on October 18, 2017, 03:53:41 PM
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/myspace/boomnewz.JPG)

You think Muska is the boombox king? Nah. It's your boy D.B. Helicopter.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: KoRnholio8 on October 19, 2017, 12:42:40 AM
jon lajoie of skateboarding
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Beeda Weeda on January 02, 2018, 12:01:28 PM
http://youtu.be/aIMAZcGikrA?t=37
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: chilllyboy on January 17, 2018, 06:56:14 PM
^^It's pretty clear Doug missed his calling as a megachurch televangelist, but something tells me he has megalomaniac tendencies and prob would have ended up Jim Jones'ing it.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: GOKU on March 18, 2018, 03:50:07 PM
Fellow Dougalos:

I have located DB's actual resume.  Take a look:

http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/storageold/dbresume.htm (http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/storageold/dbresume.htm)

Highlights include:

* "CD has been continually selling out."
* "Doug plays all the instruments on all his recordings."
* "Did backing vocals and arrangement for a Domino's Pizza radio commercial."
* "Three years jazz dance under Francine LeRoy/Seville Dance Studio."
* "Doug Brown remains secure and content with his career and visions."
* And under skills, he lists "Juggling, skateboarding, rollerblading."

I fucking love you, Doug Brown.

"Featured on a 2001 Boy Crazy trading card"
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: poopnutsupreme on March 18, 2018, 07:07:54 PM
(http://www.landwaveproducts.com/media/sb-header.jpg)

(http://www.landwaveproducts.com/media/SK-5.jpg)

(http://www.landwaveproducts.com/media/SK-6.jpg)

(http://www.landwaveproducts.com/p7IGM_images/fullsize/CRW_0633_JFR.JPG)

(http://www.landwaveproducts.com/p7IGM_images/fullsize/CRW_0619_RT16.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Beeda Weeda on March 19, 2018, 04:40:08 AM
(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/myspace/woo2017.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: able on March 19, 2018, 05:00:34 AM
“That skateboard guy” 😁
(https://i.imgur.com/eN0CdOj.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/wmzYE7I.jpg)
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: KoRnholio8 on March 19, 2018, 05:49:53 AM
fuck yea, make it happen o'dell
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Alan on March 19, 2018, 01:06:50 PM
That post is two years old. O'Dell must be sitting on a treasure trove of Doug related footage.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Adam Abbas on March 19, 2018, 09:15:23 PM
That post is two years old. O'Dell must be sitting on a treasure trove of Doug related footage.

Heard a rumour that O'Dell's got footage of Doug breaking down and crying because he admits to his perverse enjoyment of jaywalking. But that's why he's a skateboarder - he's here to break rules and be a rebel.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: iKobrakai on March 19, 2018, 11:51:24 PM
Thanks for keeping this alive.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: busey on March 21, 2018, 07:56:30 AM
i asked doug if he was single and he blocked me on instagram

fuck you doug, answer me
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Robert Baratheon on April 05, 2018, 01:20:12 PM
He used to come to the park all the time. 1999, 2000. Roller world. Full pads, skating a 10 year old Powell Tony Hawk board with nose guards, skid plates, and rails. Nobody bothered him. But then again, he didn't really speak either.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: MintySandwhich on July 16, 2018, 02:54:33 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkuwxjkA2qj/?taken-by=dougbrownskate

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh1iykign7g/?taken-by=dougbrownskate
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: straight on July 16, 2018, 03:37:44 PM
oh wow . what’s he looking at on that fs grab
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: Joust Ostrich on July 16, 2018, 05:13:20 PM
His pride?  Far far over the horizon.

I was more curious about who that arm was saluting. 
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: GAY on August 17, 2018, 09:42:47 AM
400+ Insta followers? Jesus, I had no idea he was so successful.
Title: Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
Post by: SodaJerk on August 18, 2018, 05:37:49 AM
400+ Insta followers? Jesus, I had no idea he was so successful.
You gotta earn that kind of respect.