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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Beautifull on April 22, 2008, 10:02:01 AM
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Notice to all the jocks who talk about sports on Slap:
Skateboarding is not a sport. I don't do sports. Sports are for fags, straight up. Is it that you want to get changed and shower around other dudes after a big competition? Why are skateboarders into sports? Organized sports are supposed to go against every fiber of our being. I don't watch football, basketball, or baseball games. I don't have a favorite team. In turn, I do art, play a little music, and kick it with girls. That's about as extra curricular as I get. No sports.
So all you Ryan Sheckler Jock Muther Fuckers, go get a 'back tat' and get the fuck out of my skateboarding!
If you hate sports like I do, please stand up and speak. If a pro skater is into sports, I loose that much respect for him. I'm not naming names, but you know who I'm talking about.
p.s. I will forever always wage war on fixed gears, sports, snowboarding, and anyone/thing contributing to all the kooks in the industry.
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Hows that narrow mind working out for you?
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Art, music and kicking it with girls is the equivalent of being an instructor at colonic camp.
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Hows that narrow mind working out for you?
If you care for sports, then we're not alike.
Me = True Skater
You = Fuckin' Jock
I don't mean this about you personally if you're just being a devils advocate and you actually don't like sports, but I stand by my position.
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my skateboarding!
theres nothing more jockish than that statement shit for brains.
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Doug Brown just called Cliff a jock.
Smile on, mighty Jesus!
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Doug Brown just called Cliff a jock.
Smile on, mighty Jesus!
And technically Koston as well.
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you must be very fat. Like, Chris Farley fat. Or Jared before Subway fat.
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Ok, so all the people responding must be jocks or some shit. This is a thread for people like me that are not feeling organized sports.
Oh, by the by, that dude koston, not feelin' em so much. Which is so sad cause he's an amazing skater. I don't really think that Oakley ad that he did was a joke. He was at least half serious because he was wearing his team colors.
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The Spurs will be on tv tonight.
(http://www.aperionedge.com/blog_images/NBA_champs_2007.jpg)
(http://mycasualthoughts.com/pictures/2007June/SpursDancers.jpg)
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Notice to all the jocks who talk about sports on Slap:
Skateboarding is not a sport. I don't do sports. Sports are for fags, straight up. Is it that you want to get changed and shower around other dudes after a big competition? Why are skateboarders into sports? Organized sports are supposed to go against every fiber of our being. I don't watch football, basketball, or baseball games. I don't have a favorite team. In turn, I do art, play a little music, and kick it with girls. That's about as extra curricular as I get. No sports.
So all you Ryan Sheckler Jock Muther Fuckers, go get a 'back tat' and get the fuck out of my skateboarding!
If you hate sports like I do, please stand up and speak. If a pro skater is into sports, I loose that much respect for him. I'm not naming names, but you know who I'm talking about.
p.s. I will forever always wage war on fixed gears, sports, snowboarding, and anyone/thing contributing to all the kooks in the industry.
I sense a mall-grabber.
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you must be very fat. Like, Chris Farley fat. Or Jared before Subway fat.
Actually it's kinda funny because I do a little modeling on the side. Strictly catalog work though. Didn't want to blow my shit up, but I gotta speak the truth.
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I found this in the latest issue of strictly catalog side modeling
(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/31959.jpg)
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dun dun da dun dun dun GO PACK GO
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According to this guy, skateboarding is more of a lifestyle than a sport. The entire article is pretty lengthy but it's interesting and his juxtaposition of Michael Jordan's and Ryan Shecler's careers makes it definitely worth a read.
It is interesting that skateboarding did not die, but in exchange it covered more ground. Skateboarding developed in the streets. Passionate skateboarders decided to create their own skateboard production system. New and improved skateboards appeared. This helped skateboarders do more daring and new stunts, which attracted the youth.
In the late ’90 and starting with the year 2000, a new kind of musing appeared, and a new generation of skateboarders: "the punkers". While skating is about being free, just you and the board, having the possibility of doing endless tricks, and riding in any way you want, punk music expressed this desire of being free and independent and it shouted out loud the needs of a generation. Therefore, the loud rock music merged almost perfectly with this sport.
An interesting thing is that anyone can try to skateboard and skateboarding is for everyone. In a skate park you can find "punkers", nerds, normal teens, Goths, and what is more interestingly is that they get along. They socialize, and they express themselves freely. You find there pro-skaters that give tips to guys that just bought their first skateboard. And this is one thing skateboard is about.
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/skateboarding-sport-life-style-birth-trend.html (http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=23658.msg586164#msg586164)
In contrast, take this Sheckler quote into consideration.
Why do you think these dudes hate on you specifically?
I don't know. It's not personal between anyone. I haven't gone and hurt someone's feelings on the show or something. I can see people being skeptical about a skateboarder getting a reality show, but they need to open their eyes and realize that if you're given an opportunity to do something different and something sick, who am I or anybody else to tell someone to turn it down? If I thought the show was a bad idea, I wouldn't have done it. I know that I can balance my skating and the show, so it's not really a big deal.
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The only thing gay is a person coming on a message board talking shit about jocks. I dont play sports, but i watch them. Basketball Football and Baseball. One question i have is what the fuck does any of this have to do with skateboarding? IF you can hate on people for liking sports than people can hate on you for modeling in catalogs, cause thats kinda gay. Trust me I hate jocks too, but just because you like sports dosent mean shit. I play music and kick it with girls. Where does that put me? I could really care lass about jocks or anyones response to my post. I just think This Thread is regular
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Today I'm watching baseball, then some NBA playoff action, and gonna wrap it up with a mini ramp session and some beers, so go fuck thy self if you don't like it.
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I enjoy playing soccer.
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Doug Brown's website is back up.
Beautifull, with the modeling and music, the evidence continues to pile up against you.
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It's funny how all the jocks are seemingly ganging up on me. What's new dude? You guys just proved my point.
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:'(
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Now I understand why Beautifull hates sports so much, its because hes from Washington and everyone knows theres no good teams from Washington, hell I'd prob hate sports too if I lived there.
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would have been nice if someone other than beautiful brought this topic up, i'd be interested to hear some unbiased feedback
none of the skaters i grew up with were into sports and to this day i dread being asked "did you see the game last night?" at work
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ill admit, i hate sports, dont even watch them. What kind of ass would condemn someone for enjoying an extracurricular other than skateboarding? In my eyes being a sports fan is just the same as being a fan of The Price is Right or any other thing on T.V, and theres nothing wrong with that.
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Team sports don't really interest me, but fifa is pretty fun.
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(http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/update/sports3.jpg)
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Now I understand why Beautifull hates sports so much, its because hes from Washington and everyone knows theres no good teams from Washington, hell I'd prob hate sports too if I lived there.
spoken like a true jock. If you didn't get it asshole, I HATE SPORTS!
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Now I've received so many emails asking my opinion on several subjects. Are skate competitions good or bad? I would say yes and no. I've done countless comps in my time and have acquired some sponsors as a result. It's a great way to meet other skaters, see other styles, promote the sport, and be seen. If you join a team and perform demos, it's very important for you to become comfortable skating in front of large groups of people. For me, I tend to skate better with an audience to get my adrenaline going. The down side? Unfortunately most organized comps don't lend themselves to creative skating. Judges are often looking for standardized tricks that have names and are copied by everyone. It's not healthy for a skater to just copy what he or she sees in videos or magazines. I see this way too often. One good thing about skateboarders' competitive drive is that it seems to be much healthier than that of a basketball or football player. If you watch a skateboard event you see everyone cheering one another on, feeding positive vibes. When was the last time you saw a football player say to his opponent, "That was a sweet field goal, good job"?
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ill admit, i hate sports, dont even watch them. What kind of ass would condemn someone for enjoying an extracurricular other than skateboarding? In my eyes being a sports fan is just the same as being a fan of The Price is Right or any other thing on T.V, and theres nothing wrong with that.
yeah but price is right is never playing in the bar in nice restaraunts with the fans yelling out loudly like they are in their own living rooms fucking up the atmosphere for everyone else who's there for a quite drink and the price is right fans definitely weren't the guys fucking with me and ever other skater i rolled with all through jr high and highschool; "skate or die faggots!"
i could give a shit about all that but it does leave me scratching my head a bit when 15 years later you see skaters talking sports on skating forums.
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Organized sports are supposed to go against every fiber of our being. I don't watch football, basketball, or baseball games. I don't have a favorite team.
ever watched king of the road, asshole?
guilty.
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h285/jokesaid/Judge1.jpg)
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Hows that narrow mind working out for you?
Me = True Skater
You = Fuckin' Jock
I don't mean this about you personally if you're just being a devils advocate and you actually don't like sports, but I stand by my position.
Oh so James Craig is a jock? Anyone that dedicated to skating has no reason to be called that, not that it means much coming from you. Eat a dick.
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Suck my cock, Beautiful. This thread sucks.
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Is the Dew Tour a sport?
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Organized sports are supposed to go against every fiber of our being. I don't watch football, basketball, or baseball games. I don't have a favorite team.
guilty.
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h285/jokesaid/Judge1.jpg)
Amen to that. Its fine to be an asshole who hates sports, but couldn't you just keep it to yourself. Its funny, I never really minded Beautifull's posts untill today. Dork
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Notice to all the jocks who talk about sports on Slap:
Skateboarding is not a sport. I don't do sports. Sports are for fags, straight up. Is it that you want to get changed and shower around other dudes after a big competition? Why are skateboarders into sports? Organized sports are supposed to go against every fiber of our being. I don't watch football, basketball, or baseball games. I don't have a favorite team. In turn, I do art, play a little music, and kick it with girls. That's about as extra curricular as I get. No sports.
So all you Ryan Sheckler Jock Muther Fuckers, go get a 'back tat' and get the fuck out of my skateboarding!
If you hate sports like I do, please stand up and speak. If a pro skater is into sports, I loose that much respect for him. I'm not naming names, but you know who I'm talking about.
p.s. I will forever always wage war on fixed gears, sports, snowboarding, and anyone/thing contributing to all the kooks in the industry.
In my experience the more "faggy" someone is the less they are into team sports.
Oh, and congrats on being so "core".
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Bro down with the bros
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To say something like Beautifull said shows how immature people are. If you hated sports so much why would you bring up the topic. I'm pretty sure like 85% of core skaters probably back a team or sport. Looks like your one of the only narrow minded kooks on this board.
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I hope that gonz says he hates sports one day. You faggots won't know what to do.
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No doubt, we'd just go batshit crazy!
...and if Puleo says the earth is 6,000 years old, I'll become a young-earth creationist. If Cardiel dictates that 2+2=42 (even if the value of 2 is 2), I'll go right along with him. If Beautifull tells me to get a tattoo, I'll have "Doug Brown" done up Shecks style on my back, and I'll refuse to wear a shirt at my office just to rock the fuck out of that shit.
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No doubt, we'd just go batshit crazy!
...and if Puleo says the earth is 6,000 years old, I'll become a young-earth creationist. If Cardiel dictates that 2+2=42 (even if the value of 2 is 2), I'll go right along with him. If Beautifull tells me to get a tattoo, I'll have "Doug Brown" done up Shecks style on my back, and I'll refuse to wear a shirt at my office just to rock the fuck out of that shit.
I declare win
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Whats the big deal if people want to talk sports or follow major league sports? How does that make them any less of a "true skater" and more of a jock? Your post is dripping with jock attitude. As if you are the arbiter of what makes a "true skater", whatever the hell that means...
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Now I understand why Beautifull hates sports so much, its because hes from Washington and everyone knows theres no good teams from Washington, hell I'd prob hate sports too if I lived there.
Shows what you know
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/07/25/jackson26707_narrowweb__300x444,0.jpg)
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Man, I fucking love hockey.
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Fuck yeah, Red Wings versus the Avs in the semi-finals:
(http://www.fanartikel-koeln.de/bilder%20und%20logos/roy_vernon.jpg)
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Beautiful has got to be a joke.
Being such a consistent and awe inspiring douche takes serious skill.
Every so often a true douche would slip up and say something respectable.
But not Beautiful. He knows the score...
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The real jocks are the ones constantly calling every person they find disagreeable a "fag."
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No doubt, we'd just go batshit crazy!
...and if Puleo says the earth is 6,000 years old, I'll become a young-earth creationist. If Cardiel dictates that 2+2=42 (even if the value of 2 is 2), I'll go right along with him. If Beautifull tells me to get a tattoo, I'll have "Doug Brown" done up Shecks style on my back, and I'll refuse to wear a shirt at my office just to rock the fuck out of that shit.
That was really unfunny
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just wondering.......did "jocks" actually fuck with skaters at your schools??? cuz to be honest most of the "jocks" at my school are pretty cool.......i mean i wouldnt hang out with them on a daily basis but i have no problem with them and they have no problem with me
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That was really unfunny
I know you're wrong because all of my posts are pre approved by focus groups representing various sub sects of the skate community. Statistically speaking, you're just a fringe element, kind've like the President's core "20 percenters."
I could PM you some knock knock jokes though.
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Hows that narrow mind working out for you?
Me = True Skater
You = Fuckin' Jock
I don't mean this about you personally if you're just being a devils advocate and you actually don't like sports, but I stand by my position.
OOhh boy just wait til he gets 1000 post then he will show us who boss! Huh big guy? Yeah i'm not really a skater I have just been standing on one for almost 20 years waiting for someone to think I am or was cool. I bet you don't even care about that kind of lame shit your like an uber skater huh? Nothing can penetrate the coreness of your skating huh bro! your post are very entertaining so keep them coming.....
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did you just say uber?...
and he will never reach 1000, his posts get deleted, a hundred at a time
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Now I understand why Beautifull hates sports so much, its because hes from Washington and everyone knows theres no good teams from Washington, hell I'd prob hate sports too if I lived there.
Shows what you know
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/07/25/jackson26707_narrowweb__300x444,0.jpg)
Man that place is packed!
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did you just say uber?...
and he will never reach 1000, his posts get deleted, a hundred at a time
Yeah I think uber really embodies this lump of fecal matter..
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did you just say uber?...
and he will never reach 1000, his posts get deleted, a hundred at a time
Yeah I think uber really embodies this lump of fecal matter..
fair enough. uber fair.
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GO BOSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://msn.foxsports.com/id/7566542_7_2.jpg)
Jock this...
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so just because you have other activities in your life besides skateboarding, your not considered a true skateboarder??
does that mean that doug brown is not a legit professional skateboarder, just because he records music cd's?
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That's called Skate Rock, dude.
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liking art and sports could never work. can't you seeee
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hey viva hate, i got caught shoplifting you.