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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Waxer on May 19, 2008, 07:55:29 AM

Title: Show me some ass!
Post by: Waxer on May 19, 2008, 07:55:29 AM

I was going through the titties thread this afternoon at work and saw some really nice boobies! But because I am more of an assman I was looking for an ass thread on the slap board. I couldn't find one, so I started one!

Post some ass so I can kill my time at work tomorrow!

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: sergioflorez on May 19, 2008, 08:00:16 AM

3 posts in and you want us to do all the dirty work. fuck you

(http://www.viceland.com/int/dos_donts/1368/main.jpg?44)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: longballlarry on May 19, 2008, 08:09:12 AM

Quote from: Waxer on May 19, 2008, 07:55:29 AM

I was beating my meat to the titties thread this afternoon at work and saw some really nice boobies! But because I am a loser I was looking for an ass thread on the slap board. I couldn't find one, so I should have posted some pics in this thread.

Post some ass so I can masturbate at home tomorrow!

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Waxer on May 19, 2008, 08:46:54 AM

Quote from: sergioflorez on May 19, 2008, 08:00:16 AM

3 posts in and you want us to do all the dirty work. fuck you

(http://www.viceland.com/int/dos_donts/1368/main.jpg?44)

Hahaha, gotta start somewhere genius! I see, you are quite familiar with dirty work!

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: mr. otsu on May 19, 2008, 08:48:59 AM

here's an ass for you

(http://www.goatse.cz/hello.jpg)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: longballlarry on May 19, 2008, 08:53:42 AM

that was uncalled for.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: jrock on May 19, 2008, 10:42:28 AM

where's tough omlette when you need him

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Paper Crane on May 19, 2008, 12:08:08 PM

Quote from: diabolik! on May 19, 2008, 10:42:28 AM

where's tough omlette when you need him

(http://www.paris-hilton-sidekick.net/mik/mika-057.jpg)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: eat.shit on May 19, 2008, 12:26:35 PM

Quote from: mr. otsu on May 19, 2008, 08:48:59 AM

here's an ass for you

(http://www.goatse.cz/hello.jpg)

Someone kook the shit out of him for me. or just ban him.

I threw up.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Foray on May 19, 2008, 12:31:34 PM

yeah no thanks for quoting him though

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Riq Dikulous on May 19, 2008, 04:36:49 PM

I'm a fan of the booty,
girl show that thang to me
(http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/kim-kardashian-the-booty_440x609.jpg)
stuff the plump cheeks,
of the face and of the doodie.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: poocrusher on May 19, 2008, 05:27:45 PM

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/FwTRAFFI.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/file012.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/file013.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/file014.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/file015.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/file016.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/file017.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/file022.jpg)

I hope that works ok

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Paper Crane on May 19, 2008, 05:42:03 PM

Quote from: Riq Dikulous on May 19, 2008, 04:36:49 PM

I'm a fan of the booty,
girl show that thang to me
(http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/kim-kardashian-the-booty_440x609.jpg)
stuff the plump cheeks,
of the face and of the doodie.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: JMP on May 19, 2008, 05:45:22 PM

Cha Ching

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Paper Crane on May 19, 2008, 05:52:27 PM

(http://www.paris-hilton-sidekick.net/mik/mika-073.jpg)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Riq Dikulous on May 19, 2008, 06:05:02 PM

Quote from: tough omelette on May 19, 2008, 05:52:27 PM

(http://www.paris-hilton-sidekick.net/mik/mika-073.jpg)

take that nasty asian laundromat pussy elsewhere.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Paper Crane on May 19, 2008, 06:11:55 PM

(http://www.freshtalentmanagement.com/images/MikaTan/MikaTan-Large/MikaTan-Large007.jpg)

you're trippin.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: professional on May 19, 2008, 06:19:14 PM

Quote from: poocrusher on May 19, 2008, 05:27:45 PM

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/file012.jpg)

I hope that works ok

who!?

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: wake and bacon on May 19, 2008, 06:41:07 PM

(http://images.wickedweasel.com/skins/white/models/lauren/9.jpg)

(http://thongasm.com/frontpage/9-24-05/thong_picture_1061.jpg)

(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g40/luv2sipkoolaid/girls/716.jpg)

(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g40/luv2sipkoolaid/girls/723.jpg)

(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g40/luv2sipkoolaid/girls/756.jpg)

(http://images.wickedweasel.com/skins/white/models/lauren/14.jpg)

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/konmark/thong.jpg)

(http://www.badgirlpotd.com/galleries/ginamilano/3/images/5.jpg)

(http://images.wickedweasel.com/skins/white/models/sarah_b/35.jpg)

(http://images.wickedweasel.com/skins/white/models/sarah_b/3.jpg)

(http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/724/scaledphpserver122filenbk9.jpg)

im done

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: skate_bored on May 19, 2008, 06:51:47 PM

Quote from: wake and bacon on May 19, 2008, 06:41:07 PM

im done

....me too.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on May 19, 2008, 07:45:19 PM

god bless you all

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: milpool on May 19, 2008, 08:32:02 PM

This thread turned good awful quick.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: BriDen on May 19, 2008, 08:34:39 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=ap3AUEsLe_o

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: jrock on May 19, 2008, 09:04:12 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPlw05WKTmc&eurl=http://lordsofapathy.blogspot.com/

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: puppychow on May 19, 2008, 09:09:33 PM

fuck tities

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: tiger woods on May 19, 2008, 09:37:57 PM

im too lazy to do this, but can someone just post a bunch of pics of alexis texas. that would end the thread.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: j....soy..... on May 19, 2008, 09:43:04 PM

i'm too lazy to post pictures...

sheck's mom would finish this thread....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqslaYUNHs8

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: longballlarry on May 19, 2008, 10:30:10 PM

damn it! slap was like the only website i used to use for non-masturbation related purposes.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: puppychow on May 20, 2008, 01:08:40 AM

(http://i14.tinypic.com/7yf7y8n.jpg)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: lenny on May 20, 2008, 02:25:10 AM

fuck, i'm pretty on the ropes about this thread; dope ass asses are cool, but goatsye... is not too cool. what do i do?

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: BriDen on May 20, 2008, 08:54:31 AM

Quote from: lenny on May 20, 2008, 02:25:10 AM

fuck, i'm pretty on the ropes about this thread; dope ass asses are cool, but goatsye... is not too cool. what do i do?

If you use Mozilla, you gotta get the ABP
http://adblockplus.org/en/installation

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on May 20, 2008, 08:57:23 AM

i like how goatse is wearing a wedding band......i wanna meet his wife

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Paper Crane on May 20, 2008, 10:10:05 AM

(http://hosted.francinedee.com/tgp/nats/FD/0037/03.jpg)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: skatemore,man on May 20, 2008, 03:24:03 PM

Someone asked for Alexia Texas, here you go.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/39451 (http://www.youporn.com/watch/39451)

http://www.youporn.com/watch/190047 (http://www.youporn.com/watch/190047)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: frig deuce on May 20, 2008, 06:54:07 PM

Quote from: skatemore,man on May 20, 2008, 03:24:03 PM

Someone asked for Alexia Texas, here you go.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/39451 (http://www.youporn.com/watch/39451)

http://www.youporn.com/watch/190047 (http://www.youporn.com/watch/190047)

IMO that chick is gross.

this is what im talking bout: http://pimpbus.com/846~Guarantee_She_Will_Make_You_Bust_A_Nut

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: jrock on May 28, 2008, 04:34:29 PM

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: TheFrontSeatLife on May 28, 2008, 05:18:30 PM

Quote from: diabolik! on May 28, 2008, 04:34:29 PM

<img src="http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7208/lfb64a6b624b8d3a2e91b71ok6.jpg">

<img src="http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9461/lfc2ea2996b62faf0801e6enb7.jpg">

<img src="http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/390/l5b3cf73a02f2f7bba478e3ia7.jpg">

Second that motion.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Waxer on May 30, 2008, 04:57:17 AM

Quote from: diabolik! on May 28, 2008, 04:34:29 PM

<img src="http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7208/lfb64a6b624b8d3a2e91b71ok6.jpg">

<img src="http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9461/lfc2ea2996b62faf0801e6enb7.jpg">

<img src="http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/390/l5b3cf73a02f2f7bba478e3ia7.jpg">

Who is she?

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: SFblah on May 30, 2008, 05:30:41 AM

http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=70726-618&pnum=TO7489-7 (http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=70726-618&pnum=TO7489-7)

(http://images.sextoysex.com/TO/7489-7.JPG)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: jrock on May 30, 2008, 12:13:24 PM

Quote from: Waxer on May 30, 2008, 04:57:17 AM

Quote from: diabolik! on May 28, 2008, 04:34:29 PM
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<img src="http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7208/lfb64a6b624b8d3a2e91b71ok6.jpg">

<img src="http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9461/lfc2ea2996b62faf0801e6enb7.jpg">

<img src="http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/390/l5b3cf73a02f2f7bba478e3ia7.jpg">
[close]

Who is she?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_Jolie

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: crapface on May 30, 2008, 12:38:09 PM

Is it just me or does she look like a regular midget apart the ass?

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: kilgore. on May 30, 2008, 01:31:11 PM

she looks like a fucking horse.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Waxer on June 02, 2008, 03:41:06 AM

I like her just for the fact that she is a pornstar but still a vaginal virgin!

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Diesel on June 02, 2008, 06:51:13 AM

Quote from: kilgore. on May 30, 2008, 01:31:11 PM

she looks like a fucking horse.

Quote from: crapface on May 30, 2008, 12:38:09 PM

Is it just me or does she look like a regular midget apart the ass?

I'd still hit it bitch looks fine to me.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Waxer on June 11, 2008, 02:06:13 AM

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Waxer on June 11, 2008, 02:57:27 AM

Some more...

 
<img src="http://a423.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/120/l_b269f402600ad134db7b3e7ce40662fe.jpg">
 
<img src="http://a837.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/124/l_5250aced63c7a00ba8e6f6ed67e22f9c.jpg">

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: puppychow on June 13, 2008, 08:53:39 PM

(http://www.king-mag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/doliciacover.jpg)
jeah

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: RRRRRAD on June 13, 2008, 09:26:35 PM

Quote from: poocrusher on May 19, 2008, 05:27:45 PM

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/FwTRAFFI.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/file012.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/file013.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/file014.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/file015.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/file016.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/file017.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff47/poocrusher/file022.jpg)

I hope that works ok

i want to make out with these amazing butts

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: dtrigiani on June 13, 2008, 10:20:59 PM

Quote from: crapface on May 30, 2008, 12:38:09 PM

Is it just me or does she look like a regular midget apart the ass?

I think she's definitely a midget, but it's hard to tell because it's hard to compare her to her surroundings. If she isn't a midget, she still has a real messed up frame.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: puppychow on June 14, 2008, 01:48:33 AM

(http://a516.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/6/l_2adbcf7349994ea2a63e60f2dfd5d743.jpg)
wheres all the ass enthusiasts

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: bumptobar on June 14, 2008, 08:55:25 AM

(http://www.pornstarvixen.com/ns/jhendrix/1148.jpg)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Waxer on June 22, 2008, 04:19:18 AM

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Waxer on June 22, 2008, 04:26:56 AM

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: UncleBobo on July 03, 2008, 01:09:42 PM

thats alexis texas
her asshole is huge

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: blizzy on July 03, 2008, 01:36:35 PM

(http://www.jellygirls.com/galleries/40/ap1382069.jpg)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: SFblah on July 03, 2008, 11:43:18 PM

(http://www.gallerygator.com/images/galleries/Teen/Latina%20Teen%20With%20Nice%20Ass%20in%20Thong/Latina%20Teen%20With%20Nice%20Ass%20in%20Thong%2001.jpg)

(http://www.gallerygator.com/images/galleries/Teen/Latina%20Teen%20With%20Nice%20Ass%20in%20Thong/Latina%20Teen%20With%20Nice%20Ass%20in%20Thong%2013.jpg)

Here's some boobage that Mini-Me should go after.
(http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/06/0630%20Bridget%20Powers%20boob/gallery_enlarged/gallery_enlarged-0630_bridget_powers_boob_02.jpg)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Fine Young Cannibals on July 04, 2008, 01:01:46 AM

Quote from: Waxer on June 11, 2008, 02:06:13 AM

<img src="http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/885/cocoko1.png">

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q7jG8EWr63k

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: grimcity on July 04, 2008, 07:56:00 AM

Yeah, ughs on the pancake ass, still cute though.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: bumptobar on July 04, 2008, 11:17:54 AM

Quote from: Waxer on June 11, 2008, 02:06:13 AM

<img src="http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/885/cocoko1.png">

Name?

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: brent on July 04, 2008, 11:19:46 AM

coco

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Hexagon on July 04, 2008, 11:23:06 AM

(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c336/alternachic/manky.jpg)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Hexagon on July 04, 2008, 11:31:25 AM

Quote from: 800 on July 04, 2008, 11:30:17 AM

always some homo gotta go posting himself

you read me like a book, twuan

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: mmmboh on July 04, 2008, 09:19:28 PM

(http://www.celebrityornot.info/people/paloma_fiuza/paloma_fiuza_palomafiuza_4__I1zyLY7.sized.jpg)
(http://www.celebridiot.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/coco-cipriani-halloween-1.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album13/coco-coralie-03160609.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album13/coco-coralie-03160623.jpg)
(http://www.vomk.com/files/images/Kim%20Kardashian%E2%80%99s%20big%20ass%20%20in%20J%E2%80%99Adore%20Magazine.JPG)
(http://www.famous-people-nude.com/celebs/marisa-miller/marisa-miller_06.jpg)

Eat your heart out

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Edward Penishands on July 04, 2008, 09:22:01 PM

Quote from: brent on July 04, 2008, 11:19:46 AM

coco

aka ice-t's wife

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: brycickle on July 07, 2008, 03:24:12 AM

Surprised that no one has put up an Teagan Pressley shit. If I knew how to surf for porn in the right spots I would. But she's got some budunkadunks.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: ccc333 on July 07, 2008, 12:12:39 PM

(http://gfx1.gamelink.com/GLImages/addimages/SashaGrey_5.jpg)
(http://www.thebigassblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Big-ass-naomi-brow-01.jpg)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Dwight Schrute on July 07, 2008, 12:44:30 PM

Quote from: ccc333 on July 07, 2008, 12:12:39 PM

(http://gfx1.gamelink.com/GLImages/addimages/SashaGrey_5.jpg)
(http://www.thebigassblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Big-ass-naomi-brow-01.jpg)

Is the top photo Sacha Grey?

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: crapface on July 07, 2008, 01:04:33 PM

Yes it is and you should've known that. Every man should know that.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: h8r episode 3 on July 07, 2008, 01:39:04 PM

yes more of this! this is the fresh shit i remember. i would suck the shit out her ass and gargle it.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: puppychow on July 07, 2008, 09:18:46 PM

Quote from: ccc333 on July 07, 2008, 12:12:39 PM

(http://gfx1.gamelink.com/GLImages/addimages/SashaGrey_5.jpg)
(http://www.thebigassblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Big-ass-naomi-brow-01.jpg)

anal champions

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: SFblah on July 09, 2008, 06:30:29 PM

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3099/2617884581_d5a5810129_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: NEVER BACK DOWN on July 10, 2008, 06:01:14 AM

Quote from: puppychow on July 07, 2008, 09:18:46 PM

Quote from: ccc333 on July 07, 2008, 12:12:39 PM
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(http://www.thebigassblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Big-ass-naomi-brow-01.jpg)
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I would put my finger in that ass all the way past my class ring!

not to mention the styling gel i would apply to that unwashed hair.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Waxer on July 15, 2008, 06:52:56 AM

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: camel filters on July 15, 2008, 08:49:56 AM

Quote from: NEVER BACK DOWN on July 10, 2008, 06:01:14 AM

Quote from: puppychow on July 07, 2008, 09:18:46 PM
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Quote from: ccc333 on July 07, 2008, 12:12:39 PM
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(http://www.thebigassblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Big-ass-naomi-brow-01.jpg)
[close]
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I would put my finger in that ass all the way past my class ring!

not to mention the styling gel i would apply to that unwashed hair.

she has no legs.

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Waxer on February 05, 2009, 01:36:18 AM

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: SleepyPeePee on February 05, 2009, 09:57:57 AM

yeah, Tegan has a fatass son!

im not fond of white chicks, but she's definately got the whole kit, brodudeguy

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: BIGGEST REP COUNT EVER !! on February 05, 2009, 10:01:08 AM

(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc13/JONESJUNIOR/ElkeTheStallionPlayground1171lo.jpg)
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2u6l092.jpg)
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2m01a0.jpg)
(http://i40.tinypic.com/bgb81t.jpg)
(http://www.sportscrew.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=7780&stc=1&d=1201142945)
(http://www.sportscrew.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=7776&stc=1&d=1201142841)
(http://www.sportscrew.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=7775&stc=1&d=1201142612)
(http://www.sportscrew.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=7782&stc=1&d=1201143041)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: Choad Muskrat on February 05, 2009, 10:50:05 AM

Quote from: BIGGEST REP COUNT EVER !! on February 05, 2009, 10:01:08 AM

(http://i40.tinypic.com/bgb81t.jpg)

this can't be real

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: heat1 on February 05, 2009, 12:59:39 PM

http://ihatekaty.com/?id=1839625#6dzz5z54fsdq7ez78z8d

this chicks not bad

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: max power on February 05, 2009, 02:17:43 PM

elke the uncastrated male horse is terrifying

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: heat1 on February 05, 2009, 02:36:14 PM

http://www.sexy-sarah.info/?uid=365237

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: RightCoastBiased on February 05, 2009, 05:44:02 PM

Quote from: tiger woods on May 19, 2008, 09:37:57 PM

im too lazy to do this, but can someone just post a bunch of pics of alexis texas. that would end the thread.

(http://www.iseekgirls.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/vipcrew_alexis_texas.jpg)

Title: Re: Show me some ass!
Post by: spungo on February 05, 2009, 10:48:41 PM

Elke should start an account here. And she should find a way to get her pictures into every thread.

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