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Title: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
Post by: sebastian toombs on August 17, 2008, 02:07:37 PM

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(


http://www.cbc.ca/arts/tv/story/2008/08/17/degeneres-wedding.html



there truly is no god

(http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/Q/-/-/-/lindsay_funke.jpg)

Title: Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
Post by: sven thorkel on August 17, 2008, 02:09:21 PM

ellen degeneres should have married owen wilson and made the wolds first human clone

Title: Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
Post by: chuck d on August 17, 2008, 04:34:17 PM

<img src="http://www.hogwild.net/images/Balloons/2007.09.17/ellen.degeneres-lesbian-portia.de.rossi-heidi.klum-seal-emmy.jpg">

Title: Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
Post by: tiger woods on August 17, 2008, 04:39:38 PM

 :'(

Title: Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
Post by: Lord Snootington on August 17, 2008, 04:41:28 PM

How distasteful.

Title: Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
Post by: sweets on August 17, 2008, 05:13:39 PM

I apologize on her behalf, Toombsie. I'm sure she meant nothing personal by it. I mean, If you had the chance, you would marry Portia, right?

Title: Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
Post by: sebastian toombs on August 17, 2008, 05:28:09 PM

shes hot, talented, probably loaded, and a lesbian.  wouldnt you?

Title: Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
Post by: DevilOnEnzyte on August 17, 2008, 05:38:10 PM

 ???   :'(

Title: Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
Post by: brent on August 17, 2008, 06:06:00 PM

not all homosexuals are flamboyant... and... oh my god, I have the exact same blouse!

Title: Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
Post by: sweets on August 17, 2008, 06:09:25 PM

Quote from: sebastian toombs on August 17, 2008, 05:28:09 PM

shes hot, talented, probably loaded, and a lesbian.  wouldnt you?

I already have. Well, we've had the honeymoon (in my mind), at least. Yes, yes, yes! I do!

Title: Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
Post by: TheFrontSeatLife on August 17, 2008, 06:51:46 PM

Quote from: chuck d on August 17, 2008, 04:34:17 PM

<img src="http://www.hogwild.net/images/Balloons/2007.09.17/ellen.degeneres-lesbian-portia.de.rossi-heidi.klum-seal-emmy.jpg">

Good lord; I forgot how fucked up Seal's face is.

Title: Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
Post by: Pelican on August 17, 2008, 07:13:51 PM

he's prolly packin 13 inches

Title: Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
Post by: baxty on August 17, 2008, 10:59:02 PM

shes ugly.