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Title: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: rocklobster on October 24, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
my uni is holding a party tmr at some club and one of the events is a speed drinking competition.... its going to be beer, which i have no problem drinking but a friend told me there will be cometition...

any tips on how to chug beer really fast?
Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: younger on October 24, 2008, 11:31:43 AM
shotgun
Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: H8R part 4 on October 24, 2008, 11:33:39 AM
first off, make sure you're pounding cans.  
turn the can over and poke a hole in the bottom of the can.  
in doing this, this will allow the air to enter through the hole at the bottom of the can instead of the opening for your mouth.
cover the hole with your finger, pop the top and commence chugging.
Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: rocklobster on October 24, 2008, 11:46:53 AM
first off, make sure you're pounding cans.  
turn the can over and poke a hole in the bottom of the can.  
in doing this, this will allow the air to enter through the hole at the bottom of the can instead of the opening for your mouth.
cover the hole with your finger, pop the top and commence chugging.

its not cans, its glasses....
Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: Matze on October 24, 2008, 11:50:24 AM
head in the neck and goooooooooooooooooooo for it
Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: H8R part 4 on October 24, 2008, 11:51:53 AM
first off, make sure you're pounding cans.  
turn the can over and poke a hole in the bottom of the can.  
in doing this, this will allow the air to enter through the hole at the bottom of the can instead of the opening for your mouth.
cover the hole with your finger, pop the top and commence chugging.

its not cans, its glasses....

drinking out of a glass is easier than cans or bottles thats for sure.

theres no secret to pounding beer...maybe dehydrate yourself beforehand to get your thrist up?
i just drink like its going out of style.  
  
Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: Pelican on October 24, 2008, 01:06:33 PM
learn how to open your throat so you can basically just pour it down your gullet.

sucking dick is good practice for this technique.
Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: beeda weeda on October 24, 2008, 01:15:42 PM
its actually a skkill, my friend who is in medical school, who's dad is a doctor has it figured out, you have to make your throught into a funnel, so you esentially just pour it down your throat wihhout breathing it in, he says "I openmy gullet"
he can down a pint in about 2 seconds, no lie.
understanding how to open your gullet is key

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071104135339AA1LOcm

master this, and you will be able to outdrink any big meathead you know!
good luck!
Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: H8R part 4 on October 24, 2008, 01:22:16 PM

sucking dick is good practice for this technique.

this man know what hes talking about, hes a professional!   ;D

Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: no one you know on October 24, 2008, 01:25:08 PM

sucking dick is good practice for this technique.

this man know what hes talking about, hes a professional!   ;D



What about a speed dick sucking contest?
Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: H8R part 4 on October 24, 2008, 01:29:53 PM

sucking dick is good practice for this technique.

this man knows what hes talking about, hes a professional!   ;D


What about a speed dick sucking contest?

its all about the eye contact for me.
when i'm getting some head and she gives the cockcraving eyes, i almost instantly nut.

sasha grey would make me nut pretty fast, shes a cockcraving cum loving lunatic i tell ya!     
 
Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: Lance on October 24, 2008, 01:34:13 PM
My friend used to be able to pound bottles back in 2 seconds flat.  He'd put a straw in the beer and have it angled out of the bottle then just drink the shit back in 2 gulps......kinda like this guy

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Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: rocklobster on October 24, 2008, 02:08:30 PM
i just practiced with water but im worried about downing it into my lungs which cant be too pleasant.... 

just throwing my head back and swallowing hard works pretty well tho....

sucking dick is good practice for this technique.

this man knows what hes talking about, hes a professional!   ;D


What about a speed dick sucking contest?

its all about the eye contact for me.
when i'm getting some head and she gives the cockcraving eyes, i almost instantly nut.

sasha grey would make me nut pretty fast, shes a cockcraving cum loving lunatic i tell ya! 
  
 

you too??
Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: H8R part 4 on October 24, 2008, 02:17:17 PM
i just practiced with water but im worried about downing it into my lungs which cant be too pleasant.... 

just throwing my head back and swallowing hard works pretty well tho....

sucking dick is good practice for this technique.

this man knows what hes talking about, hes a professional!   ;D


What about a speed dick sucking contest?

its all about the eye contact for me.
when i'm getting some head and she gives the cockcraving eyes, i almost instantly nut.

sasha grey would make me nut pretty fast, shes a cockcraving cum loving lunatic i tell ya! 
  
 

you too??

hells yeah!  i'd be lucky if i got my boxers off before busting a nut all over myself.

someone linked tube8.com in another thread, my girl has 2 pages of mind blowing nastiness over there.
http://www.tube8.com/search.html?q=sasha+grey
i usually just slap off at work but i was seriously considering beating it today.   :-[     


Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: rocklobster on October 26, 2008, 09:10:28 AM
for anyone thats concerned, i came in 2nd thanks to all the instructional videos i watched on youtube....  shitty prize though, it was a bunch of vouchers.....
Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: beeda weeda on October 27, 2008, 10:01:15 AM
that is the same technique you use to blow smoke O's

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Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: tanhoe on October 27, 2008, 12:06:14 PM
hahah!

good job on 2nd rocklobster.
Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
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Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: beeda weeda on October 27, 2008, 01:55:13 PM
Shoryuken ,
you can call me Chris
Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
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Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: EricLogan on October 27, 2008, 05:00:56 PM
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Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: aleksander on October 27, 2008, 08:20:54 PM
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Title: Re: How to win a speed drinking contest
Post by: gordon bombay on October 28, 2008, 01:03:35 PM
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