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Title: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: GAY!GAY!GAY! on November 05, 2008, 05:49:43 PM
Two days ago, It was me and my twin brother Blair's 16th birthday. To celebrate we went to all you can eat chinese for only $12 per person. Can you believe that! I was allowed to take steven sweeney who is a wonderful friend of mine and is a great person. My older brother Dane took Anthony Sweeney,Steven's older brother. Blair took his lovely girlfriend toni. here are some pictures of my wonderful night.

Here is the gang (except for toni who was getting more food)
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/Archiep/P1040025.jpg)
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: GAY!GAY!GAY! on November 05, 2008, 05:51:00 PM
Here is Me with Blair and his girlfriend. I ran in at the last minute as the photo was getting taken. Silly me! LOL!
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg54/photobucketisreallybad/P1040019.jpg)
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: GAY!GAY!GAY! on November 05, 2008, 05:52:27 PM
i was being a bit of a goose in this photo causing my brother dane to laugh.
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/Archiep/P1040023.jpg)
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: lenny on November 05, 2008, 05:54:46 PM
I dont understand.

but here, have a gnar.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: sven thorkel on November 05, 2008, 05:56:21 PM
i dont know what to say. im flabbergasted  ;D  8)  ???  :o  ::)  :P  :-[  :'(  :-*
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: GAY!GAY!GAY! on November 05, 2008, 05:57:35 PM
Here is me and Anthony Sweeney, i thought it could be a nice picture to throw up onto myspace but he ruined it haha! "thats our Sweeney!"
(http://i34.tinypic.com/2zyxxyb.jpg)
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: GAY!GAY!GAY! on November 05, 2008, 05:59:03 PM
And last but not least myself and Steven chilling out after a fantastic feed. Thanks for your time fellas :)
(http://i33.tinypic.com/dnjaz5.jpg)
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: ahlee on November 05, 2008, 06:02:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liyiT_DGREA
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: able on November 05, 2008, 06:02:46 PM
that looks like a super good time
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Post by: sweets on November 05, 2008, 06:17:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liyiT_DGREA
sthuper!
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: BriDen on November 05, 2008, 06:27:19 PM
Steven is a ttl haw-T  :-*
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: frig deuce on November 05, 2008, 06:31:14 PM
(http://www.partyinabag.com.sg/Images/party%20theme%20stuff/ELMO%20HURRAY%20FOR%20YOU.jpg)


(http://www.shawnobrien.com/images/HappyBirthdayMan_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Perfection on November 05, 2008, 06:46:11 PM
Blair is kind of a babe.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: tanhoe on November 05, 2008, 06:52:08 PM
heh wow man! happy birthday
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: SFblah on November 05, 2008, 09:21:40 PM
Here is the gang (except for toni who was getting more food)

What a fat bitch.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Trickskatin on November 05, 2008, 09:42:15 PM
I don't get it.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Trickskatin on November 05, 2008, 09:43:34 PM
Unless its some really subtle humor. In that case its pretty funny.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: crackrazor on November 05, 2008, 10:35:48 PM
that looked like a fucking blast.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: EastCoastLove on November 05, 2008, 10:48:58 PM
chinese buffets are wonderful.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: ShadowKhaN on November 05, 2008, 10:53:29 PM
am i the only one that got the humor of this?


This is the funniest thing ive seen in a while.

Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Nancy Chin The Manicurist on November 05, 2008, 11:27:17 PM
best. thread. ever.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: beeda weeda on November 06, 2008, 09:46:41 AM
Happy Birthday!
what did you guys do after?
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on November 06, 2008, 09:50:40 AM
Dear GGG!,
I'm really sorry I missed your birthday. I hope all of your birthday's for the rest of your life are as fantastic as this one was.
Love,
MS
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: ??? on November 06, 2008, 10:56:01 AM
everytime I go to a buffet, I attempt to eat 10 or more different kinds of meat. its pretty easy to do if they have seafood. usually I feel like puking afterwards. happy birthday GGG!
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: lurk daddy on November 06, 2008, 11:03:44 AM
i luv slap
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Post by: guy le douche on November 06, 2008, 11:06:43 AM
whats up marius syvanen ? happy birthday
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on November 06, 2008, 11:10:03 AM
whats up marius syvanen ? happy birthday
i lol'd

happy birthday random kid who has confused me with joy.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on November 06, 2008, 11:13:42 AM
i luv slap
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: pube tube on November 06, 2008, 11:16:10 AM
whats up marius syvanen ? happy birthday
Damnit, you beat me to it.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: busey on November 06, 2008, 11:21:59 AM
HAPPY BELATED BIRFDAY!

what'd you get!!!!??????
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on November 06, 2008, 12:10:27 PM
i love birthdays.  ;D
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: EricLogan on November 06, 2008, 12:22:04 PM
I would like to get down with your crew. Looks as though you dudes have a wicked fun time
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Bipsmound on November 06, 2008, 12:27:14 PM
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Here is me and Anthony Sweeney, i thought it could be a nice picture to throw up onto myspace but he ruined it haha! "thats our Sweeney!"
(http://i34.tinypic.com/2zyxxyb.jpg)
[close]

suspect


Busted while going in for the titty twister.  What is suspect is the dainty pumpkin hat he seems to be wearing.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: PAWL on November 06, 2008, 12:53:04 PM
does not compute
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: ShadowKhaN on November 06, 2008, 01:50:46 PM
All day ive been laughing to myself about watching that vid and hearing "OH WHAT A NIGHT!!"

Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: frisco on November 06, 2008, 02:11:08 PM
hm, didnt understand fully maybe a memeber i dont recognize, regardless the over exaggeration was hilarious
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Just Green Enough on November 06, 2008, 02:45:06 PM
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Here is me and Anthony Sweeney, i thought it could be a nice picture to throw up onto myspace but he ruined it haha! "thats our Sweeney!"
(http://i34.tinypic.com/2zyxxyb.jpg)
[close]

suspect



anthony sweeney's hands are suspiciously small.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: ALT on November 06, 2008, 03:36:30 PM


This is the funniest thing ive seen in a while.


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Post by: baxty on November 06, 2008, 04:07:13 PM
You have a lot of teeth funny boy.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: UncleBobo on November 06, 2008, 04:54:07 PM
anyone care to explain whats going on
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: sven thorkel on November 06, 2008, 04:59:29 PM
use your imagination
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Doctor Handsome on November 07, 2008, 07:53:46 PM
(http://fanart.lionking.org/Artists/Powerkat/HappyBirthdaySimbaholic.png)
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: pube tube on November 13, 2008, 08:22:24 PM
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HAPPY BELATED BIRFDAY!

what'd you get!!!!??????
[close]

Just a new set of trucks, they're going pretty sweet!
Do me a favor and post more of your daily events with captions please.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: sven thorkel on November 13, 2008, 09:13:17 PM
i got a birthday dinner coming up. can you give me any tips so it can succeed like yours? 
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Post by: chordsincords on November 13, 2008, 09:47:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liyiT_DGREA

bahahaha babe
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: ahlee on November 14, 2008, 05:28:54 AM
i hope this dudes not a one hit wonder
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Degeneration X We Gonna K on May 14, 2009, 06:44:29 PM
SHOULD HAVE INVITED DEGENERATION X
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Cookie Monster on May 14, 2009, 08:12:36 PM
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anthony sweeney's hands are suspiciously small.
[close]



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu_bE7g2wqM
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Inanimate Object on May 14, 2009, 10:11:12 PM
AHAHAHAHA

"That's our Sweeney!"
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: skate_bored on May 14, 2009, 10:27:00 PM
i fucking hate when i read through 2 pages of a thread only to find out that shit is really old and was bumped by some idiot.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Degeneration X We Gonna K on May 20, 2009, 04:05:44 PM
i fucking hate when i read through 2 pages of a thread only to find out that shit is really old and was bumped by some idiot.

AY FUCK YOU FAGGOT QUEER SUCK IT. DEGENERATION X WILL KICK YOUR ASS ROOOOAADDD DOOOOGGG JESSE JAMES AND BAD ASSSS BILLLLLLY GUN
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: pencil on October 09, 2012, 09:10:28 AM
This is the reason I joined slap, just a bunch of fellas havin a good ol' time
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: IanBZHD on October 12, 2012, 10:48:30 AM
He must be extremely foreign.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Captain Oats on October 13, 2012, 04:01:53 AM
He is extremely foreign, and a beautiful kind of rare human.
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Andrew on November 12, 2012, 06:01:58 PM
i come back to this every time i need to laugh



seriously, everything about this is funny
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: SodaJerk on August 07, 2013, 06:32:01 AM
i come back to this every time i need to laugh



seriously, everything about this is funny
Gets funnier every time. Wish he'd post his latest birthday pics
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: GAY!GAY!GAY! on August 15, 2013, 10:21:37 PM
oh how time has passed and how much we've grown
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: GAY!GAY!GAY! on August 15, 2013, 11:14:33 PM
I'll fill you all in on whats been happening in my life -

I was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia at the age of 19. It's funny a few days ago my mom told me she thought something was wrong with me in high school but she didn't know what it was lol. I had gradual onset schizophrenia but a bad LSD trip is what triggered my psychosis. I had smoked pot daily for my last two years of high school, drank every weekend and occasionally took acid.
 
My first job was a dishwasher in a local restaurant when I was 17 and in the next two years I had about 15 other jobs none of which lasted more than three months. It was said half-jokingly in my family I had no problem finding jobs it was just keeping them was the problem. I moved out of my parents apartment a month after I turned 18 but after the bad acid trip I moved back in when I was 19 and eventually started seeing a therapist. The amazing thing was how I took this in stride, this was my normal for me. Looking back the drugs probably contributed to my decline, but anyway after 6 months of weekly therapy from a psychiatrist it was reccomended to my parents I be put into psych ward.
 
I had put on a brave face with her and she had no idea I was this bad off. In hospital I decompensated and for the next two years I was psychotic with literally no relief from symptoms for even a minute and I think other schizophrenics know what I'm talking about.
 
I will say what my illness was NOT before I explain what it was. I DID NOT have any religious delusions, I did not have delusions about aliens, the FBI, the CIA, or about cameras following me or people plotting against me, or microchips planted in me, all of which are common in people with my diagnosis. My disease took the form of feeling I was going to go crazy at any moment. In my case this meant I was afraid I would go stark, screaming mad and lose control and not be aware of anything around me and totally disappear into my own world and have no grip on reality.
 
I spent my time in those days by myself at a place called Soteria House fighting to not go crazy. I was always on edge, I was always scared, and I could not relax and my thoughts raced constantly until my brain felt like oatmeal. These may not seem serious but believe me I went through hell and suffered. Soteria didn't believe in medication but after I got kicked out of there after a year and a half I was put in a locked psychiatric hospital where I was put on a massive doses of one of the older anti-psychotics and I stayed there for 8 months. I was released to a residential treatment home in a rich college town near Stanford University. I had to have a daytime activity so I went to their vocational program in which we did yardwork for people in the community and mailing projects. After several small steps another client and I were given a job at a family owned small business. They knew our story and the deal was that we would work their for 4 months and then another two people would get a chance etc, but they liked us so much we worked there for 8 months!
 
Near the end I got addicted to crack and powder cocaine which contributed to three things: I lost this job, I lost my housing and I ended back in a psych ward after not being in one for years. I lived the addict life for 2 years; clubbing, parties, spending lots of time getting drugs in the town which became the town with the highest murder rate in California. I should insert here that I had been getting SSRI's and SNRI's since my stay in the locked facility.
 
I got clean thanks to AA, CA, and NA and I have not touched drugs except for my meds or drank even one drink to the present day. I now live independently since mainly renting rooms in peoples houses. I have had to move three or four times.

I started driving and have driven since, owning my own car. I have worked almost steadily since that first job albeit part time. I have now lived by myself for the last 2 1/2 years.
 
I credit my recovery to my family, Steven and Anthony Sweeny and my mom and dad for constantly giving me support and inviting me everywhere. I have many drastic symptoms but I am twenty times better than I was shortly after those photos where taken. I have gone to school and I am more than halfway towards an associate degee. In my disease I have flown across the country, been camping, played on a church baseball team, driven 200 miles one way to visit my dad in Sacramento by myself, gone out to eat often and to movies.

To sum it up I was incapacitated from the ages 19-24. I just made friends with a fellow sufferer who has many friends and we go out to eat for entertainment. I dated but nothing serious, I find it easier to talk to women now, which I wish would have been the case years ago. I have hope things will get better. I have many ups and downs and constantly mis-read situations, I feel like it is chaos driving in the Bay Area where I live, but for someone who has never had confidence , and has low-self esteem I think I have accomplished a lot and I have goals to keep taking college classes in library science to get a job in a library since I can't do physical work forever. I just hope my story inspires someone if they think their future is hopeless
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on August 16, 2013, 06:56:47 AM
I'll fill you all in on whats been happening in my life -

I was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia at the age of 19. It's funny a few days ago my mom told me she thought something was wrong with me in high school but she didn't know what it was lol. I had gradual onset schizophrenia but a bad LSD trip is what triggered my psychosis. I had smoked pot daily for my last two years of high school, drank every weekend and occasionally took acid.
 
My first job was a dishwasher in a local restaurant when I was 17 and in the next two years I had about 15 other jobs none of which lasted more than three months. It was said half-jokingly in my family I had no problem finding jobs it was just keeping them was the problem. I moved out of my parents apartment a month after I turned 18 but after the bad acid trip I moved back in when I was 19 and eventually started seeing a therapist. The amazing thing was how I took this in stride, this was my normal for me. Looking back the drugs probably contributed to my decline, but anyway after 6 months of weekly therapy from a psychiatrist it was reccomended to my parents I be put into psych ward.
 
I had put on a brave face with her and she had no idea I was this bad off. In hospital I decompensated and for the next two years I was psychotic with literally no relief from symptoms for even a minute and I think other schizophrenics know what I'm talking about.
 
I will say what my illness was NOT before I explain what it was. I DID NOT have any religious delusions, I did not have delusions about aliens, the FBI, the CIA, or about cameras following me or people plotting against me, or microchips planted in me, all of which are common in people with my diagnosis. My disease took the form of feeling I was going to go crazy at any moment. In my case this meant I was afraid I would go stark, screaming mad and lose control and not be aware of anything around me and totally disappear into my own world and have no grip on reality.
 
I spent my time in those days by myself at a place called Soteria House fighting to not go crazy. I was always on edge, I was always scared, and I could not relax and my thoughts raced constantly until my brain felt like oatmeal. These may not seem serious but believe me I went through hell and suffered. Soteria didn't believe in medication but after I got kicked out of there after a year and a half I was put in a locked psychiatric hospital where I was put on a massive doses of one of the older anti-psychotics and I stayed there for 8 months. I was released to a residential treatment home in a rich college town near Stanford University. I had to have a daytime activity so I went to their vocational program in which we did yardwork for people in the community and mailing projects. After several small steps another client and I were given a job at a family owned small business. They knew our story and the deal was that we would work their for 4 months and then another two people would get a chance etc, but they liked us so much we worked there for 8 months!
 
Near the end I got addicted to crack and powder cocaine which contributed to three things: I lost this job, I lost my housing and I ended back in a psych ward after not being in one for years. I lived the addict life for 2 years; clubbing, parties, spending lots of time getting drugs in the town which became the town with the highest murder rate in California. I should insert here that I had been getting SSRI's and SNRI's since my stay in the locked facility.
 
I got clean thanks to AA, CA, and NA and I have not touched drugs except for my meds or drank even one drink to the present day. I now live independently since mainly renting rooms in peoples houses. I have had to move three or four times.

I started driving and have driven since, owning my own car. I have worked almost steadily since that first job albeit part time. I have now lived by myself for the last 2 1/2 years.
 
I credit my recovery to my family, Steven and Anthony Sweeny and my mom and dad for constantly giving me support and inviting me everywhere. I have many drastic symptoms but I am twenty times better than I was shortly after those photos where taken. I have gone to school and I am more than halfway towards an associate degee. In my disease I have flown across the country, been camping, played on a church baseball team, driven 200 miles one way to visit my dad in Sacramento by myself, gone out to eat often and to movies.

To sum it up I was incapacitated from the ages 19-24. I just made friends with a fellow sufferer who has many friends and we go out to eat for entertainment. I dated but nothing serious, I find it easier to talk to women now, which I wish would have been the case years ago. I have hope things will get better. I have many ups and downs and constantly mis-read situations, I feel like it is chaos driving in the Bay Area where I live, but for someone who has never had confidence , and has low-self esteem I think I have accomplished a lot and I have goals to keep taking college classes in library science to get a job in a library since I can't do physical work forever. I just hope my story inspires someone if they think their future is hopeless

Ha! Gay! For 10 Hours (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15_Y3_eRfOU#ws)
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: able on August 16, 2013, 07:24:02 AM
Congrats on the recovery! Keep doing what makes you happy. If you have a another super fun birthday party, post up some pics
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: StimCoCruzer on August 16, 2013, 09:54:02 AM
mystery destroyed. this thread is no longer funny. great job bro.  :(
Title: Re: My Birthday Dinner
Post by: nowell on September 28, 2013, 05:49:06 AM
hahah GAYGAYGAY nice one. I know the dude who started this thread on the australian forums years ago, good one for jumping on the slap forums and literally copying everything he wrote word for word....anthony sweeney is in a grunge band called kalaedoscope. steve lives in the goldcoast. go fuck yourself. oh yeah mystery officially destroyed by me tehe :)