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Title: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
Post by: max power on February 18, 2009, 04:31:43 PM
monkeys are fucking scary

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/articles/2009/02/19/1234632928597.html
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Post by: anblue on February 18, 2009, 04:38:23 PM
"Xanax could have made him worse," if human studies are any indication, Coccaro said.

nuff said
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Post by: HGDhero on February 18, 2009, 04:56:29 PM
yeah so fucked i heard that on the radio this morning and searched for it online.. crazyiness, read in another article that the chimp ate off the ladies hand(s). He got stabbed, hit with a shovel and took serveral guns shots and still walked away before dying, GNARLY..
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Post by: max power on February 18, 2009, 04:58:51 PM
they have that person strength
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Post by: HGDhero on February 18, 2009, 05:00:20 PM
http://wcbstv.com/breakingnewsalerts/orangutan.attack.stamford.2.936381.html
other link
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Post by: Fignuts on February 18, 2009, 05:15:29 PM
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He bit both of her hands off and the cop told me he just kept eating her
Hahahaha, this chimp is fucking amazing.
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Post by: Pelican on February 18, 2009, 05:21:01 PM
they have that person strength

imagine how strong a regular chimp would be


*insert vin diesel joke
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Post by: sergioflorez on February 18, 2009, 05:21:51 PM
haha. that chimp got shot three blocks away from my place.
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 18, 2009, 06:00:09 PM
Obviously an early stage subject of the rage virus monkeys that will start the zombie plague.
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Post by: max power on February 18, 2009, 06:02:09 PM
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they have that person strength
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imagine how strong a regular chimp would be
thanks for the terrifying vision
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Post by: gravel pitch on February 18, 2009, 06:47:44 PM
That chimp didn't go crazy, that chimp went chimp!

Obviously an early stage subject of the rage virus monkeys that will start the zombie plague.

That'd be sweet. Then I wouldn't have to pay off these student loans one day.
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Post by: Prison Wallet on February 18, 2009, 07:20:31 PM
Any Hong Kong Pals on here or dudes that have been there ever fucked with those monkeys that live around the reservoir above the city on the mainland side? Monkey Mountain? There's a huge monkey population spreading into urban areas. I once saw a dude feeding some out his car window and his car got mobbed. Monkey broke off his antenna and jumped all over his hood and roof denting it to shit.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2058/2248092544_950ac89edb.jpg?v=0)


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Post by: nice weather on February 18, 2009, 08:10:07 PM
Are those the same monkeys, Monos I think they're called, that they also have on Gibraltar? They are fucking vicious.
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Post by: Prison Wallet on February 18, 2009, 08:13:21 PM
Are those the same monkeys, Monos I think they're called, that they also have on Gibraltar? They are fucking vicious.

In Hong Kong they're Rhesus monkeys, the ones that are AIDS carriers. And yeah they're vicious.

Monos is just a generic term in Spanish for monkeys. Changos too.
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Post by: nice weather on February 18, 2009, 08:16:30 PM
I thought they might be carriers of that one disease, that makes you really tired.
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Post by: All Hail Wu Welsh on February 18, 2009, 08:17:33 PM
This story is all the local news has covered for the past 24 hours it fucking absurd, theyre even giving live updates by the ladies house
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Post by: gravel pitch on February 18, 2009, 08:21:34 PM
This story is all the local news has covered for the past 24 hours it fucking absurd, theyre even giving live updates by the ladies house

Well it's not every day an ape goes apeshit and rips someone's face off with their teeth.
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Post by: Prison Wallet on February 18, 2009, 08:24:13 PM
Yeah, sucks how AIDS makes you feel tired.  :)

Here's those HK monkeys--the first few seconds scared the shit out of my when the monkeys flock like pigeons to bread crumbs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aSi8HpUdrI
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Post by: DevilOnEnzyte on February 18, 2009, 09:22:17 PM
*thanks God theres no coked out monkeys in south Louisiana other than Grimcity and Diabolik!*
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Post by: crest on February 18, 2009, 11:28:51 PM
Obviously an early stage subject of the rage virus monkeys that will start the zombie plague.

2012
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Post by: ugly ass kook on February 19, 2009, 12:14:13 AM
Thats brutal what happened. It would suck for the pet owner if he got charged, considering he stabbed his own pet to death and then beat it with a shovel.
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Post by: tanhoe on February 19, 2009, 12:18:36 AM
holy shit man, so sad
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Post by: Paper Crane on February 19, 2009, 12:34:14 AM
that chimp was on maury!
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Post by: sweets on February 19, 2009, 04:58:11 AM
The monkey rage apocalypse is upon us.
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Post by: Sleazy on February 19, 2009, 05:14:01 AM
Any Hong Kong Pals on here or dudes that have been there ever fucked with those monkeys that live around the reservoir above the city on the mainland side? Monkey Mountain? There's a huge monkey population spreading into urban areas. I once saw a dude feeding some out his car window and his car got mobbed. Monkey broke off his antenna and jumped all over his hood and roof denting it to shit.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2058/2248092544_950ac89edb.jpg?v=0)




i went to a similar place in thailand. it was a mountain that had some ruines on it and there were monkeys everywhere and we assumed it was really chill and cute. but i got pretty scary pretty quick when we were on our way back down and some of the monkey started running up and grabbing us and nipping at us and we realized "we are halfway up a mountain, in a thrid world country, surronded by monkeys with no one to help us. they could own us easily..." we basically ran back down the mountain after that.
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Post by: vicky on February 19, 2009, 05:40:18 AM
and people think my fear of monkys is irrational. Anyone remember the thing from the news a while ago about the people who had the pet chimp that had to go back to the zoo but there bring it a birthday cake every year? And this one year the other monkeys got jelly and broke out of their cages andmutilated the husband ate ages fingers and some of his face. In one of my classes we ere watching planet earth and they showed a group of chimps going cannibal on a baby chimp from another group. Scientists have no idea why they do this either
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Post by: Brewseph on February 19, 2009, 06:17:46 AM
Saw this thread and it reminded me of this louis c.k bit...Funny stuff.

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8VlUFpqCqU
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Post by: The Bullet on February 19, 2009, 07:30:57 AM
whoa, this is crazy.  I know this sounds sick, but I'm kinda curious to see pictures of what that old lady looks like...but at same time I don't.

yeahman, 2012 is no joke.
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Post by: grimcity on February 19, 2009, 08:28:54 AM
It's not unheard of... some of you might remember this:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-04-chimp-attack_x.htm

If anyone remembers the Big Brother with the chimp skating on the cover, inside the Hollywood-movie-animal-trainer mentioned that once they get into adulthood, they have to give them up to zoos or other places because they get super aggressive and unpredictable.

Also, chimps aren't monkeys.
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Post by: UncleBobo on February 19, 2009, 08:31:00 AM
(http://blog.bioethics.net/images/cloned_monkey.jpg)

(http://www.pharmer.org/files/images/SandozgenericXanax.jpg)

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Post by: vicky on February 19, 2009, 08:33:02 AM
It's not unheard of... some of you might remember this:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-04-chimp-attack_x.htm

If anyone remembers the Big Brother with the chimp skating on the cover, inside the Hollywood-movie-animal-trainer mentioned that once they get into adulthood, they have to give them up to zoos or other places because they get super aggressive and unpredictable.

Also, chimps aren't monkeys.


thats what i was talking about in my post. this shit gave me nightmares for fucking ever. i couldnt go to a zoo and i still cant watch them in movies
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Post by: max power on February 19, 2009, 09:24:53 AM
Also, chimps aren't monkeys.
same shit, different smell. they are all creepy as fuck.
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Post by: sweatloaf on February 19, 2009, 10:06:50 AM
In one of my classes we ere watching planet earth and they showed a group of chimps going cannibal on a baby chimp from another group. Scientists have no idea why they do this either


because baby chimps taste delicious
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Post by: chordsincords on February 19, 2009, 11:16:25 AM
bring tha guns! bring all tha guns, and get me some shtogies
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Post by: sven thorkel on February 19, 2009, 11:48:48 AM
big lurch got chimp minions to do his dirty work on the outside. BIG LURCH INCREASE THE MURDER RATE!!!!
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Post by: grimcity on February 19, 2009, 11:58:51 AM
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It's not unheard of... some of you might remember this:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-04-chimp-attack_x.htm

If anyone remembers the Big Brother with the chimp skating on the cover, inside the Hollywood-movie-animal-trainer mentioned that once they get into adulthood, they have to give them up to zoos or other places because they get super aggressive and unpredictable.

Also, chimps aren't monkeys.

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thats what i was talking about in my post. this shit gave me nightmares for fucking ever. i couldnt go to a zoo and i still cant watch them in movies
Agh, that's what I get for glossing over and not reading. I pulled an ABP right here in the same thread!
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Post by: gravel pitch on February 19, 2009, 12:01:48 PM
All of this reminds me of this I saw a while ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7XuXi3mqYM

Chimps don't fuck around.
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Post by: Just Green Enough on February 19, 2009, 12:16:39 PM
All of this reminds me of this I saw a while ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7XuXi3mqYM

Chimps don't fuck around.









whoa.
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Post by: AfroSheen on February 19, 2009, 12:55:23 PM
I want pix of the face!
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Post by: grimcity on February 19, 2009, 01:02:57 PM
I want pix of the face!
(http://gorilladoctors.wildlifedirect.org/files/2008/04/6-chimp-wadge-nyungwe-3-7-2007-9-10-49-am.jpg)
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Post by: CigaretteBeer on February 19, 2009, 02:37:03 PM
R.I.P. Travis
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Post by: GAY!GAY!GAY! on February 19, 2009, 02:44:31 PM
anyone think it's a coincidience that "chimp" and "queer" are both 5 letter words
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Post by: gravel pitch on February 19, 2009, 03:33:05 PM
anyone think it's a coincidience that "chimp" and "queer" are both 5 letter words

"idiot" is five letters too.
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Post by: Nihilist on February 19, 2009, 04:24:40 PM
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Also, chimps aren't monkeys.
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same shit, different smell. they are all creepy as fuck.
agreed. I like animals, but monkeys always seemed creepy and unpleasent to be around.
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Post by: AfroSheen on February 19, 2009, 04:56:21 PM
They belong in the zoo, not people's homes
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Post by: grimcity on February 19, 2009, 06:08:01 PM
They belong in the zoo, not people's homes
They like the jungle, too... though they would seem handy to keep around during the 2012 Zombiepocalypse, assuming that Chimps don't turn into zombies, which could be pretty goddamned likely now that I think about it, them being almost identical to us genetically and all. A fucking zombie chimp, as if the regular human zombies aren't bad enough, right?
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Post by: CeeyMar on February 19, 2009, 06:26:42 PM
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They belong in the zoo, not people's homes
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They like the jungle, too... though they would seem handy to keep around during the 2012 Zombiepocalypse, assuming that Chimps don't turn into zombies, which could be pretty goddamned likely now that I think about it, them being almost identical to us genetically and all. A fucking zombie chimp, as if the regular human zombies aren't bad enough, right?

Thanks grim my zombie nightmares are going to get a whole lot worse now that zombie monkeys are going to be thrown into the mix.
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Post by: RightCoastBiased on February 19, 2009, 06:29:48 PM
Lock me up in a cage and I'd do the same shit.
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Post by: grimcity on February 19, 2009, 06:36:30 PM
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They belong in the zoo, not people's homes
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They like the jungle, too... though they would seem handy to keep around during the 2012 Zombiepocalypse, assuming that Chimps don't turn into zombies, which could be pretty goddamned likely now that I think about it, them being almost identical to us genetically and all. A fucking zombie chimp, as if the regular human zombies aren't bad enough, right?
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Thanks grim my zombie nightmares are going to get a whole lot worse now that zombie monkeys are going to be thrown into the mix.
Hell you're telling me... I don't recall chimps being addressed in Zombie Survival Guide or World War Z. I need to find that dude's email address.
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Post by: Prison Wallet on February 19, 2009, 06:56:05 PM
I know better than to fuck with the little buggers but part of me is pulling for the monkeys.

And Conquest of the Planet of the Apes came out in 1974, people should know better by now.
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Post by: RightCoastBiased on February 19, 2009, 08:08:47 PM
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They belong in the zoo, not people's homes
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They like the jungle, too... though they would seem handy to keep around during the 2012 Zombiepocalypse, assuming that Chimps don't turn into zombies, which could be pretty goddamned likely now that I think about it, them being almost identical to us genetically and all. A fucking zombie chimp, as if the regular human zombies aren't bad enough, right?
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Thanks grim my zombie nightmares are going to get a whole lot worse now that zombie monkeys are going to be thrown into the mix.
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Hell you're telling me... I don't recall chimps being addressed in Zombie Survival Guide or World War Z. I need to find that dude's email address.


While I don't consider 28 days later rage things zombies, monkeys are to be feared in 2012. Certainly they are susceptible to anything humans are.

I personally do not want to deal with zombie silver back gorillas, that shit scares me.

And living in Alameda County, CA i am fucked. Since you can't get fucking guns here for shit. Time to move north or back east and stock up. 
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Post by: kilgore. on February 19, 2009, 08:11:03 PM
Lock me up in a cage and I'd do the same shit.
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Post by: frisco on February 19, 2009, 08:15:04 PM
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anyone think it's a coincidience that "chimp" and "queer" are both 5 letter words
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"idiot" is five letters too.

hahaha thats fucking hilarious, new sigarette
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Post by: sergioflorez on February 20, 2009, 04:27:58 PM
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00521/man-with-no-nose_68_521494a.jpg)
this pic is of someone else attacked by a chimp. same damage was done to the recent victim.

recording of 9-11 call
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXK8Y_62Ysw
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Post by: alienlurkshop on February 20, 2009, 07:03:46 PM
this happened 10 minutes from where i live. crazyness
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Post by: TheDudeAbides on February 20, 2009, 09:52:52 PM
chimps are legal pets?
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Post by: Gomez on February 20, 2009, 10:17:12 PM
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00521/man-with-no-nose_68_521494a.jpg)
this pic is of someone else attacked by a chimp. same damage was done to the recent victim.

recording of 9-11 call
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXK8Y_62Ysw
that is so fucked, i feel bad for the dude.
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Post by: sergioflorez on February 21, 2009, 03:33:24 AM
this happened 10 minutes from where i live. crazyness

10 minutes? i thought you live in wesport. this went down a few blocks from where i'm living.
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Post by: RaunchyKid on February 21, 2009, 05:13:07 AM
Slap posters always post the weirdest/fucked up/funniest news.

I feel bad for that woman. So, if her face was "ripped off", would that make her look like that man from Hannibal? I'm not trying to be an asshole. It's a serious question.
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Post by: grimcity on February 21, 2009, 07:10:47 AM
^
Probably. I mean, that chimp was on her for a long fucking time... the owner couldn't get it off, so he's just chowing down and getting clawy until the cops show up.
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Post by: CeeyMar on February 21, 2009, 10:56:11 AM
at least face transplants are possible now. I would never want to have any kind of crazy wild animal as a pet, like those weird exotic animal collectors who usually end up getting killed by 'their' pets. You'd think after the 6th person is killed- people would start to question if a 700 pound lion is a smart choice for a pet. People don't do the right research before they buy pets.
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Post by: sven thorkel on February 21, 2009, 12:16:01 PM
hold up.... wait just one minute

have we gone 3 pages without one mention of a little movie featuring john travolta and nicholas cage
i forget the name, or.... was it....

(http://thames2thayer.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/face_off.jpg)
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Post by: RaunchyKid on February 21, 2009, 12:47:05 PM
at least face transplants are possible now. I would never want to have any kind of crazy wild animal as a pet, like those weird exotic animal collectors who usually end up getting killed by 'their' pets. You'd think after the 6th person is killed- people would start to question if a 700 pound lion is a smart choice for a pet. People don't do the right research before they buy pets.
I learned that a lot of skin used in skin grafts ares foreskin. I'm not fully sure how they work but I think the skin is applied to burns, wounds, etc. Then, the skin cells on the damaged region of the body start to divide, resulting in enough skin cells.

I'll probably use this article for a current event. I do agree with you. People should only keep domesticated animals as pets.
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Post by: smktrees on February 21, 2009, 04:18:16 PM
wild animals should not be taken out of the wild for sure..
chimps poppin xanax bars now huh.
that chimp could watch tv with the remote haha. crazy ass chimp!
the tv said something about a chimp is three times stronger than the average human. no fat just muscle.
they can destroy you.
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Post by: alienlurkshop on February 21, 2009, 07:42:33 PM
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this happened 10 minutes from where i live. crazyness
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10 minutes? i thought you live in wesport. this went down a few blocks from where i'm living.

yeah 10 or 20 minutes. do i know you? i go to the stamford park a lot.
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Post by: sergioflorez on February 22, 2009, 11:08:18 AM
nope. you brought it up in a previous thread.
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Post by: sven thorkel on February 22, 2009, 11:25:18 AM
groundhogs day with a gopher