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Title: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: atreyu1 on July 23, 2006, 05:53:47 PM
Maybe its the fact I have a hangover and haven't done anything at all today that was productive that is making me type this rant but I'm about to say alot of things about skateboarding that you probally don't agree with but it's cool cause I want to hear what you think. Cause i'm sure my thoughts are fucked. Here goes it....

-James Hardy should be pro before Justin Brock. I know its along time coming but for some reason I think the kid kills shit. Weird I started it off with James Hardy.

-Dekline, Bueno, Lucky, and Think have to be close to there last dollar maybe i think they'll be gone soon.  Shorty's well we know shorty's is done.

-Shiloh's come back kind came and went fast. Mike York needs to retire I don't find him to be talented at all compared to Devine, Pops,Gino. Mulder on Chirst new company is good. They need to lose him, york, chico, eldrige and have it be MJ,Devine, Pops, Kenny, and Gino. Justin should still be AM.

-Anbody miss the old Dill pre Euro fashion whore? The big dirt bag skate rat with a fro'..I know i do.

-Bobby Worrest go pro soon. Anthony Shultz and Chris Tory to.

-Leepers part in Back in Black sub par to his part in subtitles I was kinda bummed.

-I met Alex Olson when he was flow trash for Toy i think he was horse shit then and horse shit now.

-Give Pops and shoe.

-Buesntiz deserves a shoe and everyones respect. Dennis kills shit every where all the time. DVS man give him a shoe or if he goes to the stripes Gonz give him a shoe. Mach 3 no matter where he skates. Skater of the last 5 years.

-Chris Cole's style makes me fast foward his parts.

-Anyone have Andy Roy footy?

-Torey Pudwill your 15 mins of fame our over.

-Matt Allen pro yet.... Cause FoSko is a sinking ship.

-Strubing kills shit.

-Nate and Matt put the pipe down get Nilton and get a company going.

-Billy marks shoe looks hideous.

Anthony Shetler has no style.

Oly Todd is warm butter.

Santa Cruz has too many riders.

Whatever happend to that Evan Shellifblind kid on Blind?

Any Markovich news?

Jt Alutz under appercatied.

Danny Garcias a tool nice ape style fag.

Bastien not a good fit for any other companies. Plan B is done quick too.

Thats all i can think of now but it's short cause the urge to go slash just made we want to leave. Add on agree with me and disagree let it out I don't know any of you. Tear this post apart. Skate and kill shit
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: Mizzark on July 23, 2006, 05:56:01 PM
I don't care about any of that
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: kev on July 23, 2006, 06:14:09 PM
leeper's new part is better than subleties, chris troy is over-rated
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: clientele. on July 23, 2006, 07:01:45 PM
anthony schultz rips though.
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: ct on July 23, 2006, 07:28:08 PM
alex olson was cool when we took them round tucson
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: cliff on July 23, 2006, 07:31:34 PM
alex looks like carrol jr nowadays, or is this just me?
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: coolio on July 23, 2006, 07:50:45 PM
alex looks like carrol jr nowadays, or is this just me?

definatly just you
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: yoyoyo on July 23, 2006, 07:51:03 PM
Agree with everything exept for the D Gar part wich I didnt really understand
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: illmatic on July 23, 2006, 07:56:59 PM
HEY FUCK YOU YOYOYYOYOYOYOOYOOYOOYOYOYOYOOYOYO!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: fuckingvegan on July 23, 2006, 09:09:13 PM
Go skate
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: yeah dude! on July 23, 2006, 10:59:47 PM
I don't care about any of that

You mean you read it?
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: cliff on July 24, 2006, 12:02:12 AM
i meant style, coolihoe. watch his newer shit it pretty close.
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: cliff on July 24, 2006, 12:05:59 AM
the d gar comment must be to get people on here pissed, evan shuffelblind skates for fun nowadays and still kills it.
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on July 24, 2006, 12:17:53 AM
To think of it Anthony Shetler really has no style.
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: SLANGIN_ROCKS on July 24, 2006, 12:22:34 AM
your user name is atreyu1. every opinion you've ever had is worthless.
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: Mizzark on July 24, 2006, 12:42:17 AM
To think of it Anthony Shetler really has no style.

no its just shitty
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: E.l.G on July 24, 2006, 01:10:48 AM
The correct term is 'wizzeak.'
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: syn on July 26, 2006, 06:51:02 AM


-Buesntiz deserves a shoe and everyones respect. Dennis kills shit every where all the time. DVS man give him a shoe or if he goes to the stripes Gonz give him a shoe. Mach 3 no matter where he skates. Skater of the last 5 years.

-Chris Cole's style makes me fast foward his parts.

-Torey Pudwill your 15 mins of fame our over.

-Matt Allen pro yet.... Cause FoSko is a sinking ship.

-Jt Alutz under appercatied.


-Busenitz defintely deserves a shoe, but Pudwill will probably get one before him on DVS. Please get back on Vans

-Everyone talks so much shit on Chris Cole, but I don't see what the big deal is. Yes, he's all hammers; yes, Jamie Thomas brainwashed him; yes his imaginary band is stupid; but fuck, when it comes time to skate, he's light years ahead. Bad style? Thats just plain stupid. Especially since you mention right after this Torey Pudwill and Matt Allen. Who does b/s 360 kickflips (not cabs) down shit? And 270 noseblunts? Slap has a real case of Tall Poppy Syndrome.

-Matt Allen....oh god...this guy has TERRIBLE style. Fucking boring ass parts, fucking boring ass tricks, fucking boring ass skater. Oh shit son, you can kickflip and tre flip? Me too, and I'm not a lardass, now fuck off. Foundation is already dead with no Strubing, Shimizu, or Leo around.

-Too true. Alot of Real's skaters are underrated. Ernie Torres should never have become pro before Damien Bravo. He's just another excuse for a rail kid, but he's on a deluxe company, so everyone here immediately loves him. The only thing I remember from his parts are his tight jeans, his giant butt, and horribly disproportionate head. FFWD
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: L.S on July 26, 2006, 06:55:15 AM
The only thing I remember from his parts are his tight jeans, his giant butt, and horribly disproportionate head.

unfortunately for him, that's a pretty good description.
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: JohnC on July 26, 2006, 08:05:00 AM
your user name is atreyu1. every opinion you've ever had is worthless.

fuckkkk you beat me to it
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: monster network on July 26, 2006, 08:28:29 AM
could do with a markovich update
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: yaydeee on August 02, 2006, 07:21:47 PM
atreyu from NC, you are saying James should go pro before Justin Brock, you have some jealousy issues with the fact that your skating has done shit and that you are jealous that someone from NC is gonna go pro before you, sorry go rot in asheville, everyone knows you gave yourself that nickname...loser
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: sizable on August 02, 2006, 07:29:41 PM
Your Danny Garcia comment proves that your opinions are worthless. But you did a good job of wasting a grip of time other than that.
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: Mr. Mime on August 02, 2006, 07:58:56 PM
-Nate and Matt put the pipe down get Nilton and get a company going.
Hahahaha. True. True.
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: LouDiamondPhillips on August 02, 2006, 10:15:58 PM
busenitz going to adidas - bye bye dvs
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: cliff on August 03, 2006, 12:58:50 AM
adidas is going for a power team. dennis is a good fit.
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: Lance on August 03, 2006, 09:31:03 AM
adidas is going for a power team. dennis is a good fit.


rumor still running, PJ is going to Adidas, the whole Es team is talking about leaving due to Eldridge getting his dooky shoe....

silas is on Es, and talk of Tim Oconner on Es.
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: ctsskate on August 03, 2006, 09:44:26 AM
I always kind of wondered if Tim O'Connor really fits on IPath. For some reason he seems to full of himself/not down-to-earth, mellow enough for IPath. I still don't think he fits on eS either though.
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: ymhy on August 03, 2006, 10:20:40 AM
atreyu from NC, you are saying James should go pro before Justin Brock, you have some jealousy issues with the fact that your skating has done shit and that you are jealous that someone from NC is gonna go pro before you, sorry go rot in asheville, everyone knows you gave yourself that nickname...loser

haha, i was wondering if that was really him

fake rasta with wack style and an over-inflated ego

don't forget the full name though, it's "atreyu the mystical pussy"

how dare he come on here frontin' like that

tell my nigguh i said whats up
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: Mizzark on August 03, 2006, 10:24:27 AM
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atreyu from NC, you are saying James should go pro before Justin Brock, you have some jealousy issues with the fact that your skating has done shit and that you are jealous that someone from NC is gonna go pro before you, sorry go rot in asheville, everyone knows you gave yourself that nickname...loser
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haha, i was wondering if that was really him

fake rasta with wack style and an over-inflated ego

don't forget the full name though, it's "atreyu the mystical pussy"

how dare he come on here frontin' like that

tell my nigguh i said whats up

atreyu is wack as fuck. his style is almost as shaky as his beliefs. nigga wears rasta clothing 24/7 but never smokes weed.
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: big sexy on August 03, 2006, 10:38:09 AM
YEA SMOKIN WEED!!!
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: Lance on August 04, 2006, 09:30:09 PM
Markovich news: he's starting a board company called "crimson" couldn't find out who was ridding  for em' yet but saw some of the artwork that looked sick, but nobody really cares about that.....on another note Gino riding for SHUT, rumors are runnin'
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: jordanm on August 04, 2006, 10:18:34 PM
that was just a big bunch of shit so stupid the only things you got right were the completely obvious ones
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: Bruce Wayne on August 04, 2006, 11:01:31 PM
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To think of it Anthony Shetler really has no style.
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no its just shitty

it's kind of both all at once
Title: Re: Skate rants (Shits Weazik)
Post by: cliff on August 04, 2006, 11:26:13 PM
Tim is going to adidas also. maybe some other heavy hitters.