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Title: Pet Peeves
Post by: SleepyPeePee on March 21, 2009, 03:53:32 PM
everyone knows what it is. shit that bugs the shit out of you.. like, eats at your nerves. usually little ass things that to other people, is no big deal.
i myself happen to have a bunch of these things, im sure ill be documenting these things often:

-my little brother leaving used Q-tips on the bathroom sink counter.
-socks with loose elastic. (bad day)
-beating around the bush, EX: like when people want a cigarette but cant just ask straight up.
-getting something stuck in my perm. retainer, like a kernal of some sort.. it will ruin my day until i get it out.
-animal hair on my clothes. ..fuck that.
-shoe laces for headbans.. (might just be a so.cal thing not sure)
-butt slides down hubbas
-a sketchy yellow light you cant make it through.
-my hair touching my neck when i take a shit. weirds me out.
-kooks!
-police conversations when you get the boot at a spot. EX:get out of here or else... oh ya, so uhhh.. why do you have 2 skateboards & everyone else only have 1?
(cuz he's the filmer) then it turns into a story & next thing you know the lonely bastard is 15 min deep into some jock whogivesashit lecture.

im a super nice guy but shit like this gets to me. i wanna hear some funny/random pet peeves!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: skaterdavid on March 21, 2009, 03:57:35 PM
moochers more than anything
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SleepyPeePee on March 21, 2009, 04:14:17 PM
moochers more than anything


yeah they bum me out too.
i also hate paper. & that rubbing sound it makes when your fingers are pinching trying to seperate them.
being wasted & sick but not being able to puke anything up.
hair in my mouth, or in my food. its the worst
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: pube tube on March 21, 2009, 04:17:21 PM
A smelly vagina.


Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: istayhigh on March 21, 2009, 04:34:16 PM
moochers more than anything


word.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: frisco on March 21, 2009, 04:58:12 PM
Obnoxious people who talk loud in public places so they make sure you hear what they are talking about

Excruciatingly bad commercials on tv, I fully put my head in my hands and say "no"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: RaunchyKid on March 21, 2009, 05:08:43 PM
*conservative/narrow-minded people
*racist people
*people who make racist jokes
*preppy people
*people who text during movies
*Wiggers
*shoelaces used as belts, on a daily basis
*shoes with laces laced into the shoe, like a display model
*violence
*people who don't skateboard for fun
*people who constantly bitch
*chicks making peace signs
*people who sag slim-fit jeans
*chicks that don't put out
*preppy kids smoking weed
*people at Taco Bell close to me_The Mexican people are friendly and all. The Wiggers are racist douchebags and I don't feel comfortable going there with a Black friend because I feel like they're going to spit in our food.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Corby Tender on March 21, 2009, 05:57:25 PM
*conservative/narrow-minded people

you know...clumping together conservative political views with narrow-mindedness seems a little....narrow-minded.

oh, the irony.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tough omelette on March 21, 2009, 06:24:40 PM
a papercut.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Dayne Brummet on March 21, 2009, 07:26:49 PM
Saying "cheers" or the act of bumping drinks together. I dont even know why I hate it, but I refuse to ever do it.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: McGarngle on March 21, 2009, 10:27:16 PM
When i'm about to go out, decide to take a shit, and end up spending ten minutes wiping my ass.  i'm not making a joke, it's awful
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the hips dont lie on March 22, 2009, 12:11:57 AM
*chicks that don't put out

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Foray on March 22, 2009, 12:14:15 AM
People who eat with their mouths open or smack their food.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: oyolar on March 22, 2009, 12:50:34 AM
People who eat with their mouths open or smack their food.

holy fuck yes! i live in a double suite at my school (basically it's 2 doubles that share a bathroom and a common foyer-type area) and all 3 of the guys i live with do this. i have literally though about killing all of them. and yes, i do mean "literally" in it's true sense. and 2 of the 3 guys i lived with last year did this as well, but 1 of them was never around and i was never in my room enough for it to annoy me too badly but this year...fuck. it's so disgusting, i just can't understand how they don't realize it. and it's a logical annoyance too-aside from it sounding gross, there's a greater chance that food will come out of your mouth or you'll drool all over the place which would be just too disgusting for me to handle.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Foray on March 22, 2009, 01:01:58 AM
i think some people have problems breathing with their nose while they eat, at least that's what my dad told me after I snapped on him.

either way, just the sound of it drives me nuts, it's always weird to say something too.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CeeyMar on March 22, 2009, 09:26:23 AM
*people who sag slim-fit jeans

If I don't do this I get bombarded with the hey man don't those pants crush your balls question.



Drunk people who never shut up
Buzz kills
Pebbles
People who rep skate brands and don't skate
When people take my phone or iPod and just start going through it hoping to find something
Stupid preppy girls (I was talking to a girl and she told me you can't get addicted to alcohol and people only drink it constantly because they want to escape problems not because they are addicted and she said that weed was worse then alcohol.)

*chicks that don't put out

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: RaunchyKid on March 22, 2009, 09:44:10 AM
*people who sag slim-fit jeans
If I don't do this I get bombarded with the hey man don't those pants crush your balls question.
Why should you follow society's norm? Do whatever you want. If that means sagging skinny jeans, go ahead. I don't give a fuck about what other people think of me or say to me. It just doesn't make any sense, to me, as to why someone would buy slim-fit jeans if he's going to sag them. I just put them right below the waistband of my boxers. As long as my balls aren't touching the jeans so there isn't any pain. One should sag,for comfort, not for fashion.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: angryfacedman on March 22, 2009, 10:38:57 AM
People trying to one-up you when you skate.
People complaining about the music at the skatepark. (Example, I was playing som good Cymande, and some kid comes up to me and starts complaining. He was wearing a Him t-shirt.)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: starvingrobot on March 22, 2009, 11:11:27 AM
*conservative/narrow-minded people
*racist people
*people who make racist jokes
*preppy people
*Wiggers
*people who sag slim-fit jeans
*preppy kids smoking weed
*people at Taco Bell close to me_The Mexican people are friendly and all. The Wiggers are racist douchebags and I don't feel comfortable going there with a Black friend because I feel like they're going to spit in our food.
ummmmmm
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pelican on March 22, 2009, 11:17:48 AM
pretty much everything
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: beardface on March 22, 2009, 12:19:55 PM
Why should you follow society's norm? Do whatever you want. I don't give a fuck about what other people think of me or say to me.
posts like this.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Corby Tender on March 22, 2009, 01:20:32 PM
People with no concept of time.  I love my best friend dearly but seriously man....telling someone you'll be there in 20 minutes and coming 2 hours later is a no-no.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SleepyPeePee on March 22, 2009, 01:56:21 PM
People trying to one-up you when you skate.
People complaining about the music at the skatepark. (Example, I was playing som good Cymande, and some kid comes up to me and starts complaining. He was wearing a Him t-shirt.)

Cymande is the shit, 2nd.. if he's wearing a him shirt, chances are he doesn't like them/never heard their music & just runs it cuz of Bam.
bet he had an Element board too.
maybe some purple trucks? a couple leather wrist accessories? ahah.
i hate Stingy people, especially ones that you help out alot, like a friend who bums cigarettes or you always lend them a buck & change for food..
& they wont even give you ride without asking for $1.00 for gas to go a few blocks.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: trousersnakefrank on March 22, 2009, 02:05:30 PM
no tp when i go to shit
gang bangers running around on the mini n shit
black chicks fighting in the hall im trying to get through
black guys fighting in the bathroom when i have to piss
emo chicks who walk past the park a hundred times
that stupid kid at every park that everyone hates
those stupid dcs you find at payless
all-over prints
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fattygay on March 22, 2009, 03:42:44 PM
people actually saying the words buttery ass, or steezy to describe something

i hate when guys listen to their mp3s so loud that it becomes your problem

and i dont like when people at the skatepark sit on ledges, even if im not planning on skating it it still pisses me off that their sitting down on it

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: schweet on March 22, 2009, 08:55:20 PM
girls that wear sunglasses all the time, especially those big bug-eyed kind.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: RaunchyKid on March 22, 2009, 09:06:10 PM
I hate it when people show off their wealth. I don't give a fuck if someone has a Rolex or a BMW. It's just when I hear someone show off and say, "Hey, bro. Check out my new Z4." This happened to me earlier today when I was at Target, when I was putting stuff up in my car. My friends aren't the same as they used to be.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: skimthefat on March 23, 2009, 01:48:07 AM
rain
work
the nerdy fuck at work
snapping laces
shit socks with no elastic, hate pulling them up every 5 minutes when i skate in them
new socks when skating
the annoying kid at the park
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: RAWR on March 23, 2009, 02:28:44 AM
mayo
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: pube tube on March 23, 2009, 02:30:44 AM
mayo
Amen and mustard too.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Stoeipoes on March 23, 2009, 05:17:20 AM
wind
injuries
blue balls
dumb people
stupid people
ugly people
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ScreamingHand on March 23, 2009, 05:57:38 AM
haters, pessimism
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: loophole on March 23, 2009, 06:40:20 AM
haters, pessimism
fuck you
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: RaunchyKid on March 23, 2009, 12:59:41 PM
Wayfarers
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bumptobar on March 23, 2009, 05:14:55 PM
When people over hype themselves/take themselves too seriously
anyone who preaches about their faith or religion
people who only want to film when they skate
when people ride my ass while im driving(bothers me so damn much)
when im hungry but undecided on what to eat
When people have that horrible stale smoke smell on them after they smoke a cig(or when people smoke next to me)
people who only talk about getting drunk
anyone who constantly talks about how much pussy they get


I really could go on and on, a lot of shit bothers me.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wake and bacon on March 23, 2009, 05:18:09 PM
people with blatant ignorance and miseducation with no regards to "fixing" their "problem"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: kevbo999 on May 04, 2009, 03:32:07 PM
Wayfarers
Haha, I can fully understand being sick of seeing them.  I just think they're the only shades that don't look dorky on me.  Know what grinds my gears?..

When people make "gangsta" comments about my rolled up right pant leg. Do you not see the bike helmet in my hand? Have you even seen anyone, aside from cyclists, roll up ONE pant leg since 1993? I bet if I walked around with greasy pants you'd make a stupid joke too.

Actually there's only been one dude to make this crack, but I work with him and he's said it 10 times already. He also thinks skateboarders = punks... even though I'm the only skater he knows and I'm just an emo pothead who sings songs sang by girls.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Jack on May 04, 2009, 03:47:17 PM

-my hair touching my neck when i take a shit. weirds me out.


what the fuck is wrong with you?

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: kilgore. on May 04, 2009, 03:56:54 PM

-my hair touching my neck when i take a shit. weirds me out.


what the fuck is wrong with you?



HAHAHAHAH
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: RaunchyKid on May 04, 2009, 04:50:36 PM
Wayfarers
Haha, I can fully understand being sick of seeing them.  I just think they're the only shades that don't look dorky on me.  Know what grinds my gears?..
It just bothers me when I see kids at the park with them. I guess it is more of a hipster thing. However, if you want Wayfarers, get the legit ones, which are Ray-Ban's because they do not look like shit. However, most people cannot afford to pay $100+ for sunglasses.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Cthulhu! on May 04, 2009, 05:44:46 PM
"I have to go to the atm machine"

Oh really you dumb bitch? The automated teller machine machine
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Brewseph on May 04, 2009, 06:35:23 PM
Tonight: Cloudy with a few showers. Low near 50F. Winds N at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 30%.
Tomorrow: Considerable cloudiness. Occasional rain showers in the afternoon. High 69F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 40%.
Tomorrow night: Overcast with rain showers at times. Low 51F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 60%.
Wednesday: Overcast with showers at times. High 72F. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 40%.
Thursday: Chance of showers. Highs in the low 70s and lows in the low 60s.
Friday: A few thunderstorms possible. Highs in the low 80s and lows in the upper 50s.
 
this is not good. FML this week
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: starvingrobot on May 04, 2009, 06:37:42 PM
"I have to go to the atm machine"

Oh really you dumb bitch? The automated teller machine machine

Hahaha!  This made me laugh really hard.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 04, 2009, 08:28:27 PM
I don't have pet peeves, shit pisses me off instead.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: beardface on May 04, 2009, 08:48:54 PM
pretty much anyone who's driving a car other than me. several times a day i feel the urge to stop my car and kick in a window.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Boston. on May 04, 2009, 09:01:28 PM
noticing out of the corner of your eye that someone is staring at you, but they look away when you turn your head. after a few times i want to go over and shake the person
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: 30 Helens Agree: on May 04, 2009, 10:08:09 PM
people gettin bummed when asked to share
when in a skate video some one is skating a line and then they push like theyre going to continue their line and it just cuts
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iwshilvdnfinland on May 04, 2009, 10:24:33 PM
pepsi
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: crunk juice on May 05, 2009, 01:35:38 AM
fat people who've "totally tried everything to lose weight, but it's just genetic/i'm big boned" but by some mysterious coincidence everything they eat is fried.

obnoxious dog people - like your fucking rottweiler jumps out and almost bites my dick off, and you just laugh b/c "isn't scruffy just the cutest?"  bitch, i didn't sign up for your gay dog getting in my space.  control your fucking animal.  same goes for kooks bringing their dog to the skatepark.  i know there have to be some of you on here.  fuck you.  i hate you.

old people always winning the lottery and still keeping their door greeter job at wall-mart - can someone please win for once who'll actually enjoy the money?  fuck.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tysj! on May 05, 2009, 01:45:21 AM
fml, epic win/fail/lose/die
non-signalers, stupid signalers, stupid parkers, stupid bikers
people who do a presentation and end with: "Uhh... and that's it" and laughs like it's really funny, people who decide to continue spinning/moving around in their seats even though they know it's making the sound of wretches or something (same with knee shakers that make some annoying sound but refuse to stop)
fasssssasdas
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: frisco on May 05, 2009, 05:36:10 AM
hypocrites

people who talk loud to start a story and get the attention to them

when someone pretends not to see you, and then does the ol' "ohhh heyyy", fuck off with that

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: grimcity on May 05, 2009, 07:57:40 AM
People driving slow in the fast lane, from granny to truck drivers.
People that are loud or fucking with their phones in movie theaters. I've nearly gotten into fights because of assholes with no movie theater etiquette. Anyway, I don't go to theaters anymore. I let shit escalate until it's ruined for everyone.
Super petty: when people confuse "lose" and "loose" and their variants (loser, looser, etc). That particular mixup makes me stop for a second every time I see it unlike other spelling/grammar mistakes that I see. I'm not a grammar nazi, nor do I call anyone out on it because it's so common, it just makes me stumble when I'm reading for some reason.
Chanel: There's a lady at work that wears this, and I only know that's what it is because she wears a lot of it and one of my co-geeks at work knows for sure that that's the scent. The shit doesn't smell like perfume to me, it smells like some sort of industrial strength hospital sanitizer... like that's what those little red biohazard trashcans at the Dr's office should smell like. I shit you not, you can track this woman down in the labyrinth of my office just be smelling. Shit gives me knife-like headaches.
People telling other people they need to "work on their style" in reference to skateboarding. That's just stupid... you don't force style, style is something that you just have, whether it's sketchy or buttery.
People at red lights that stop two car lengths away from the car in front of them (not counting people that stop to prevent blocking parking lot/drive through entrances). Whenever someone in the other lane does that, I try to get my car in front of it even if I don't need to be in that lane, fucking assholes. 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: H8R part 4 on May 05, 2009, 08:25:21 AM
people who don't curb their dogs...its fine you want to have a pet but why do i have to deal with its shit?
broke people that want to hangout...if you're broke just stay home.
messy people in my apartment...i'm not your mom/dad so clean your own shit up.
people who drive by me 100mph so they can get to a red light faster...whats the point?
people who honk at me when i'm on the other side of the street...i want to kill these drivers.
 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Upgrayedd on May 05, 2009, 12:45:56 PM
kids at the park who land the trick i'm trying then beam me and give me the "i landed is first i'm better than you" look
people with shitty jailhouse tattoos begging me to let them tattoo me.
people with shitty jailhouse tattoos who think we have something in common because i have tattoos
emo/hispster/scene whatever you call em kids thinking we have something in common because i have both sides of my lip pierced.
that asshole in my math class who never pays attention and talks to me the whole time. goddamnit i'm trying to learn leave me alone.
my ex-girlfriends best friend who always trys to start more shit

i could go on forever
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Alan on May 05, 2009, 01:33:43 PM
Those are your pet peeves?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Upgrayedd on May 05, 2009, 02:36:27 PM
just some of the most recent ones
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: beardface on May 05, 2009, 04:58:27 PM
broke people that want to hangout...if you're broke just stay home.


whoa cool bro you must be a hella nice bro to treat your bros like that bro.

what, too high and mighty to lend a nigga a buck?

fuck you.  stingy assholes are my pet peeve. that, and taking up 2 parking spaces with a normal/small car.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: scootboard on May 05, 2009, 05:12:23 PM
that god forsaken lizard king account
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SleepyPeePee on May 06, 2009, 03:39:31 AM
i love this thread
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Sleazy on May 06, 2009, 06:05:09 AM
- people who try to give pretentious pronunciations to their common ass name
- people who try to cut in traffic but suck at it and end up sitting at a dead stop on the freeway with their blinker on causing a traffic jam. if you turn on your blinker when trying to cut, you've already fucked up dumb ass. isn't it obvious that you shouldn't give people a heads up that your about to cut infront of them? i mean come on.
- people who introduce them self with first name, last name and a firm handshake. like i'm even going to remember your first name.
- kids who film at the park and then post up in the middle of the course to review footage
- people who bitch about bad luck but are really just unorganized
- service people who don't pay attention so you have to repeat everything to them over and over again. i've actually written stuff down for people before to break this cycle.
- mongo pushers
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: damian on May 06, 2009, 06:16:56 AM
impatience, the word chill, stingy people, complainers, asian children, those who live scared, god over science.
boyfriends' that mug around hoping someone is staring at their girl for confrontation.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: cold budweisers on May 06, 2009, 06:19:18 AM
asian children
>:(
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: damian on May 06, 2009, 06:21:38 AM
you may blossom into wonderful adults, but as children, you fucking shout in this unusually irritating tone and cause panic.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: red deer. on May 06, 2009, 07:43:35 AM
people asking about my "ink" or "TaTtz", fuck off they're called tattoos.
flatspots
little kid beamers, little kids in general for that matter
breaking in shoes, board, or trucks

i know theres more too
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Sleazy on May 06, 2009, 07:48:04 AM
elevators, holy fuck how i hate riding in elevators and the assholes who try and start conversations with you in there
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: H8R part 4 on May 06, 2009, 08:13:10 AM
broke people that want to hangout...if you're broke just stay home.

whoa cool bro you must be a hella nice bro to treat your bros like that bro.

what, too high and mighty to lend a nigga a buck?

fuck you.  stingy assholes are my pet peeve. that, and taking up 2 parking spaces with a normal/small car.

whoa bro, you must be one helluva bro claiming you're broke all the time and having the rest of your bros pay your way, bro.
 
theres nothing worse than a beggar who calls people cheap.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Sleazy on May 06, 2009, 08:46:25 AM
what kind of self-respecting, grown man would use the word stingy. seems to imply that you mooch
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Nihilist on May 06, 2009, 12:15:37 PM
the word "stoops", loud people, uninteresting weed people, rambling drunks.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fattygay on May 06, 2009, 12:27:30 PM
kids who learned how to speak english from the berrics
dudes who put on a really gay voice when talking to their grandma or girlfriend
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CeeyMar on May 06, 2009, 12:47:38 PM
People who always tell me my taste in music sucks but jump at the opportunity to go through my iPod and listen to it, only to shit talk the music right after

Whenever people send one word replies via text messages.

Almost everything girls do.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jimi420 on May 30, 2010, 11:29:35 AM
just little things that piss you off.

People that can't spell well.
dust
toilets that aren't flushed. 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: kilgore. on May 30, 2010, 11:38:34 AM
the sound of people packing cigarettes.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Ramrod on May 30, 2010, 12:26:45 PM
when people eat something and you can hear every single chew, crunch, slurp, and gulp

and i absolutely hate it when someone snaps and screams at you, and later on they act like nothing happened at all, trying to be cool with you again.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: lenny on May 30, 2010, 12:38:22 PM
lack of turn signal use.
bikes at the skatepark.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on May 30, 2010, 12:42:35 PM
When I kick in some motherfuckers door, catch him getting dome from a 7 year-old, and they pretend they don't know who I am, or why I've got a camera crew filming them.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Smell Good on May 30, 2010, 12:44:03 PM
Fatasses who take the elevator to go up/down a single floor.

Slow cars in the far left lane.

Old people driving cars in general.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: heckler on May 30, 2010, 04:33:44 PM
I have too many of them, but people who type "defiantly" instead of "definitely". Two different words.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: skateboardnorth on May 30, 2010, 05:28:30 PM
girls that wear sunglasses all the time, especially those big bug-eyed kind.
  Oh man I hate those.  It's pure false advertising.  Most of the time they look hot until they take them off and you realize they were hiding their ugly face.  Same with push up bras....such a let down when you finally get the girl to take it off.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: daddy on May 30, 2010, 05:32:04 PM
lack of turn signal use.
bikes at the skatepark.


And when people drive for miles with their turn signal on and you are behind them waiting for them to get over.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: relevant to my intrests on May 30, 2010, 05:46:23 PM
- Drivers who although there is a warning saying "Right Lane Closed 500 feet" plus a line of cars they insist on speeding right up to where you literally can not go any farther in that lane and then assume somebody has to let them over.
- When my door is closed someone comes in and then leaves and does not close it back.
- When someone leaves the very last bit of something like say cereal or milk and you're left in a Craig situation from the movie Friday.
- Girls
- Children
- Birds
- Getting ready to pop for a trick and realizing my board is backwards it throws me off.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on May 30, 2010, 05:53:25 PM
- people who bite your tricks
- overuse of the words buttery, steez and homie
- small talk
- annoying hipsterfags who are worse than girls and gear check constantly
- girls with too much vanity
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bakingsoda on May 30, 2010, 06:06:32 PM
Lots to list but this is all I can think of right now
-people who drag their feet, walk pigeon toed or duck footed
-text measaging, fucking just call someone
-cellphones in general and peoples reliance on them, house phones are just fine
-when people say "that's jokes" insted of "that's funny"
-people who don't understnd when to use "your" and "you're"
-when I'm on the streetcar/bus/train and there's a free seat beside me and another one row infront of me and someone I don't know chooses to sit next to me when I've got my backpack on that seat
-the current popular uses for the words win, fail, epic and true
-family guy and it's horribly constructed plots
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pelican on May 30, 2010, 06:26:34 PM
my cat is named peeves.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brent on May 30, 2010, 09:02:46 PM
is it really? cause i also named my cat peeves
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: mandibleclaw on May 30, 2010, 09:04:22 PM
raw cotton, i.e. cotton balls.  the way it feels, the way it sort of squeaks....i want to barf.  although this isn't quite a pet peeve, more of a weird reaction.

apostrophe misuse.  people who think pluralized words require one for some reason, or when one is just thrown in there for some reason.  it's sad that the public school system has failed people so much.

people who text all the time, or text while you're having a conversation.  die.

people faking their 5-0s to fakie by putting their front wheels down.  people doing fake hardflips (pressure flips) and then insisting they do it correctly.

pompous assholes who only talk about what sort of music/books/movies/art they like.  this is prevalent in circles of writers, film students, etc.  they'll ask, "what sort of ___ do you like?  oh, i like that.  i like ____ and ____ that they did the most. do you like ______?"  these conversations  are so these people can show how cultured they are and how much they know about a given subject.  fuck you.

i'm a writer.  when people find this out, they ask, "what do you write about?"

girls who smell bad.  not just vaginally, in general.

people, basically.

i have a homeless cat named jeeves.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Davy on May 30, 2010, 09:24:31 PM
The words epic, fail, beast, clutch,
people who wear those puffy ass neon osiris'
people who get into an argument who have no inclusion in said argument and just want to hear themselves speak.
stubborn motherfuckers.
people who brag about getting pussy/high/drunk.
people in high school that claim there lifes are "all about music" because they own an iPod.
EDIT:
the overuse of smiley faces, especially if you're a dude talking to another dude.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pelican on May 30, 2010, 10:21:55 PM
is it really? cause i also named my cat peeves

it peeves me that your cat's name is also peeves
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Soul Doubt on May 30, 2010, 10:25:48 PM
- the cops in my city give you tickets for shit you couldnt tell you had wrong
-wheelbite
-scene bitchs
-this girl that kinda stalks me
-jocks
-my hair when it is near my eyes
-when my magazines come late
-my grandmother
- Tea (Baggers) Party
-stanky bitchs
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the whompler on May 30, 2010, 10:27:30 PM
young people in general
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Kirtap on May 30, 2010, 10:45:04 PM
people in general
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: krewkruxklan on May 30, 2010, 11:45:44 PM
snitches and bitch ass niggas
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: gutterhead. on May 31, 2010, 03:19:29 AM
stingy people, fixie riders, bladers, bmxers, random kids that go to the park to hang out
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: H8R part 4 on May 31, 2010, 09:38:15 AM
people who hog the laundry carts.  if you're clothes are still washing/drying, you don't need to hold down the cart.

people who honk for no reason.  it never makes anyone go any faster. 

people who litter.  how hard is it to throw your shit in a garbage can?   
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: vince the stud on May 31, 2010, 10:46:09 AM
fucker who play my guitar without asking
black berry/i phone
sideway cap
benny in the summer
people who brag about getting pussy/high/drunk.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: beardface on May 31, 2010, 11:04:57 AM
people who name drop actors and think that said actors are doing the world a great service by making movies. i hate just about everything about movies. the money that goes into it, the ego it gives the people involved, the way so many people talk about them as if its a concrete thing as opposed to a giant self jerk-off for the director/actors. i felt like tropic thunder portrayed what i'm talking about to a t.

hummers and anyone who drives one. so many better vehicles to put your money into but no, you wanna be the biggest most noticeable asshole on the road. the least you could do is get one of the old military style ones.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Ramrod on May 31, 2010, 11:10:32 AM

hummers and anyone who drives one. so many better vehicles to put your money into but no, you wanna be the biggest most noticeable asshole on the road. the least you could do is get one of the old military style ones.
bad drivers
racist people
extremely narrow-minded people
when girls play stupid fucking games, god i wish i could just shake the shit out of one every now and again
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: russ on May 31, 2010, 11:50:40 AM
People who tell stories that lead to no where just to hear themselves speak.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: heckler on May 31, 2010, 12:03:55 PM
raw cotton, i.e. cotton balls.  the way it feels, the way it sort of squeaks....i want to barf.  although this isn't quite a pet peeve, more of a weird reaction.
I feel the same way about any type of wet paper. It grosses me out.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Petey Pete on May 31, 2010, 05:52:01 PM
overreaction/exaggeration
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: qbert on June 05, 2010, 12:10:04 PM
*Any variation of the word "nollie cab". That's like a "fakie nollie!
*All commercials....mute.
*Absence of grace...door slammers, heavy footed walkers etc.
*"Do you have permission to skate here?"
*No turn signal
I love this thread and could go on forever. I even made a couple videos with the C1rca dudes on this subject.

I think Frank's is the best. (can't embed...it's called "Harshin' Franks Mellow" near middle of page)
http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php (http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php)

Gravette
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/)

Sierra
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: beardface on June 05, 2010, 12:14:02 PM
*Absence of grace...door slammers, heavy footed walkers etc.
oh man, THIS! especially in an apartment.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: cat litter on June 05, 2010, 03:06:18 PM
when you put you stuff down at a park, someone else puts their stuff RIGHT next to it, when there's plenty of other spaces.
when someone walks off with your skate tool, I dont even bother bringing one to parks anymore.
people who watch you skate
people who talk shit for no reason
kids that are really good
skaters that come to the park in dozens
slow walkers
anyone who uses the phrase "O.D." to describe anything and everything, at any possible chance
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Useless Wooden Bench on June 05, 2010, 05:54:51 PM
People constantly changing the music at parties, especially when it's at my house and they don't ask. Maybe I'm petty but I've blacklisted people for that.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gnarwhal on June 05, 2010, 06:58:36 PM
Any older skater at a park who thinks that they're so good and don't have to wait there turn.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Davy on June 05, 2010, 07:06:04 PM
When cops ask you if you know theres a skatepark at the town. Yes, theres a fucking skatepark but I dont want to be there all the time.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: rfox on June 05, 2010, 10:35:35 PM
people who name drop actors and think that said actors are doing the world a great service by making movies. i hate just about everything about movies. the money that goes into it, the ego it gives the people involved, the way so many people talk about them as if its a concrete thing as opposed to a giant self jerk-off for the director/actors. i felt like tropic thunder portrayed what i'm talking about to a t.



yes, plus same for tv shows
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: H8R part 4 on June 06, 2010, 08:39:10 AM
Any older skater at a park who thinks that they're so good and don't have to wait there turn.

i'm guilty of this and i'm not all that good.  :P 
once any park starts getting packed, its a free for all and i'm not waiting around to take my turn, thats when you start getting snaked.  i just keep it moving and try not to stop for anything.  as far as i'm concerned, if you stop you're in the way and as long as i stay moving i'm not ruining anyones good time. 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: kevbo999 on June 06, 2010, 10:50:13 AM
Any older skater at a park who thinks that they're so good and don't have to wait there turn.

i'm guilty of this and i'm not all that good.  :P 
once any park starts getting packed, its a free for all and i'm not waiting around to take my turn, thats when you start getting snaked.  i just keep it moving and try not to stop for anything.  as far as i'm concerned, if you stop you're in the way and as long as i stay moving i'm not ruining anyones good time. 

I'm with ya on that one.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: heckler on June 06, 2010, 02:18:28 PM
Anyone who doesn't respond to texts. I didn't send you a message to not get a response, jackass. Same goes for phone calls.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Ramrod on June 06, 2010, 08:18:36 PM
anyone who uses the phrase "O.D." to describe anything and everything, at any possible chance

wtf does that mean?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 07, 2010, 02:09:56 AM
When fat chicks brag about how huge their boobs are, acting as if nobody notices that everything about them is huge, and that their boobs are proportional, nothing special, and attached to a hideous fat chick.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on June 07, 2010, 02:12:07 AM
Spanish teenagers have made a collective decision that everyone on the train/metro wants to listen to their shitty music blasting on their cell phones.

I also hate seeing people driving around with no shirt on.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: cat litter on June 07, 2010, 02:23:20 AM
anyone who uses the phrase "O.D." to describe anything and everything, at any possible chance

wtf does that mean?
Overdose, like you took things too far or something.

It sorta reminds me of when people say stoops and think they sound cool as hell, bums me out.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jimi420 on June 07, 2010, 08:24:41 AM
people that cling to lil waynes nuts
using the same cup twice for 2 different sorts of beverages
when my food touches
girlfriends that don't understand skating.
when people get surprised that a wild animal escapes from the zoo.
ghetto time.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: oyolar on June 07, 2010, 01:00:55 PM

I love this thread and could go on forever. I even made a couple videos with the C1rca dudes on this subject.

I think Frank's is the best. (can't embed...it's called "Harshin' Franks Mellow" near middle of page)
http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php (http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php)

Gravette
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/)

Sierra
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/)

What kind of shit is this? Just post the videos. No need to say you had anything to do with them. Asshole.

I'm just giving you a hard time. These videos are pretty funny.


Anyone who doesn't respond to texts. I didn't send you a message to not get a response, jackass. Same goes for phone calls.

Hate this. There's this one girl that I'm pretty sure I'm very compatible with, we have a lot in common and whenever we have longer conversations, they're always interesting and shit, but she sporadically will text me back. And I don't even text her often, just whenever I'm bored. But then she complains whenever people don't call/text her back, or ditch her, or whatever. That amount of ignorance and hypocrisy drives me insane.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Mein Fuhrer! I can walk! on June 07, 2010, 01:10:05 PM
I get seriously pissed when I hear a song I like used in a context I hate or when a song I love is covered by a band I hate

Examples:
Rape of Ian Curtis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPOpHOPFuvg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPOpHOPFuvg)

Rape of one of the finest musical sections of one of the finest films in aimation history
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Gu9gbH8zE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Gu9gbH8zE)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wuust on June 07, 2010, 01:11:17 PM
*No turn signal
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: oldcasual on June 07, 2010, 01:41:06 PM
Organization
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: qbert on June 07, 2010, 02:52:48 PM

I love this thread and could go on forever. I even made a couple videos with the C1rca dudes on this subject.

I think Frank's is the best. (can't embed...it's called "Harshin' Franks Mellow" near middle of page)
http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php (http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php)

Gravette
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/)

Sierra
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/)

What kind of shit is this? Just post the videos. No need to say you had anything to do with them. Asshole.

I'm just giving you a hard time. These videos are pretty funny.


*Passive aggressiveness. People who act like they are kidding but are actually serious.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on June 07, 2010, 02:55:35 PM

using the same cup twice for 2 different sorts of beverages
when my food touches


OCD much?

And when I read you saying "ghetto time" I thought I read "good time".  I thought, "clearly this dude has never been in jail.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: larry bertlemann on June 07, 2010, 04:30:09 PM
snitches and bitch ass niggas
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jimi420 on June 07, 2010, 06:21:02 PM

using the same cup twice for 2 different sorts of beverages
when my food touches


OCD much?

And when I read you saying "ghetto time" I thought I read "good time".  I thought, "clearly this dude has never been in jail.

i think it is. i also hate using table spoons. it has to be one of those small teaspoons.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: oyolar on June 07, 2010, 06:32:37 PM

I love this thread and could go on forever. I even made a couple videos with the C1rca dudes on this subject.

I think Frank's is the best. (can't embed...it's called "Harshin' Franks Mellow" near middle of page)
http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php (http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php)

Gravette
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/)

Sierra
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/)

What kind of shit is this? Just post the videos. No need to say you had anything to do with them. Asshole.

I'm just giving you a hard time. These videos are pretty funny.


*Passive aggressiveness. People who act like they are kidding but are actually serious.

Except I was kidding.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Mein Fuhrer! I can walk! on June 08, 2010, 01:24:02 AM
I hate it when my brother used one of my Simpsons dvd's and doesn't put it back in the right order (season 1 on the left, season 10 on the right).
Same with cd's, it happens quite frequently that I lay in my bed and turn on the lights to check if they're still in alphabetical and chronological order.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: BitchTits on June 21, 2010, 06:28:57 PM
people who say "hecka"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: kevbo999 on June 22, 2010, 10:58:05 AM
"win/fail"  "epic win/fail"  "full of win/fail" "so much win/fail"

Oh yeah, my roomie and bosses can go to hell too.  As they seemingly have no purpose other than to make me miserable.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on June 22, 2010, 03:51:45 PM
when i go to take a shit during work, just sit down, and my co-worker, who sits right near me all day long, comes in and sits in the next stall to take a shit also.

can i get a little alone time here bro?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on June 22, 2010, 04:08:22 PM
people who take up two spots parking on the street because they stop in the dead middle of a huge spot. i seriously want to knock their mirrors off.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Smurph on June 22, 2010, 04:58:28 PM
when i go to take a shit during work, just sit down, and my co-worker, who sits right near me all day long, comes in and sits in the next stall to take a shit also.

can i get a little alone time here bro?
Dude, I just sit it out and wait for my 'neighbour' to leave when that situation arises. It's so damn annoying.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jimi420 on June 22, 2010, 05:02:40 PM
people that think someone is cool based on the fact that they smoke pot.
people that hold grudges.
when someone i don't know touches my hair.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: beardface on June 22, 2010, 05:26:53 PM
people who take up two spots parking on the street because they stop in the dead middle of a huge spot. i seriously want to knock their mirrors off.
this happens to me daily so i've learned to simply curse them by (car) name. every day with out fail there are atleast 2 would-be useable spots if people were the slightest bit aware of others. the best part of this is when it happens (which is every day) it adds a 5-8 minute walk to my morning.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brazillionaire on June 22, 2010, 05:33:26 PM
The T-Shirt police on the fucking SLAP website  ::)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: oyolar on June 22, 2010, 06:29:47 PM
The new and stupid trend of calling food "sexy."
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 22, 2010, 07:18:27 PM
when i go to take a shit during work, just sit down, and my co-worker, who sits right near me all day long, comes in and sits in the next stall to take a shit also.

can i get a little alone time here bro?
Dude, I just sit it out and wait for my 'neighbour' to leave when that situation arises. It's so damn annoying.
Fuck that. I push it out quickly and leave before they can exit the stall and identify me. that'll learn 'em good.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: saucy ragu on June 22, 2010, 07:35:25 PM
The other day I had a long drive and a song came on that made me want to go fast, but I got stuck behind grandma. Sometimes, there's nothing more irritating than listening to a good song while going 30mph in a 40mph with 120 miles left to drive.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bumptobar on June 22, 2010, 08:16:09 PM

using the same cup twice for 2 different sorts of beverages
when my food touches


OCD much?

And when I read you saying "ghetto time" I thought I read "good time".  I thought, "clearly this dude has never been in jail.

I cant stand when people say this.  Thanks for reminding me.


I also dont like when im in the car with someone who drives like an asshole, or like shit.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: lamfordie on June 22, 2010, 09:56:52 PM
Chicks never texting you back
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on June 24, 2010, 04:12:47 PM
vegetarians who think they have legitimate opinions on restaurants that serve mostly meat dishes (like Mexican or Brazilian)

your opinion on the restaurant as a whole is not valid if you're only judging solely by the one little veggie option on the menu
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ImKindOfABigDeal on June 24, 2010, 04:29:36 PM
I hate it when my brother used one of my Simpsons dvd's and doesn't put it back in the right order (season 1 on the left, season 10 on the right).

you stopped at exactly the right time
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Locbrew on June 24, 2010, 06:59:56 PM
I hate it when my brother used one of my Simpsons dvd's and doesn't put it back in the right order (season 1 on the left, season 10 on the right).

you stopped at exactly the right time

ha, I stopped at season 8.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jimi420 on June 24, 2010, 08:18:42 PM
when someone uses an odd number of bread slices. it messes up the rest of the loaf.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Giovanni Falcone on June 24, 2010, 09:00:47 PM
when someone uses an odd number of bread slices. it messes up the rest of the loaf.


That is when you need a Scotsman to eat the heels.

Or a Viking.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the ragamuffin on June 24, 2010, 10:43:31 PM
when i go to take a shit during work, just sit down, and my co-worker, who sits right near me all day long, comes in and sits in the next stall to take a shit also.

can i get a little alone time here bro?
Dude, I just sit it out and wait for my 'neighbour' to leave when that situation arises. It's so damn annoying.
Fuck that. I push it out quickly and leave before they can exit the stall and identify me. that'll learn 'em good.

I hate when you're taking care of business and some guy the next stall over is grunting and groaning while shitting. Its real grimy
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Smell Good on June 24, 2010, 11:29:01 PM
When people try to talk to me while I'm on the toilet. Don't do that, please.

Also, static hair.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on July 01, 2010, 10:33:55 AM
people trying to sell me stuff at a skatepark.  are we at a skatepark or are we in Tijuana?

Greenpeace volunteers bugging me when i walk into Trader Joe's or Whole Foods?  "Do you have a minute for the environment?"    Do you have a minute for a shower?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: steve_lurkle on July 01, 2010, 07:37:07 PM
Cardboard, anything about it, the feel of it gives me goosebumps.
Sketchy kids.
People who can't text right, like "R U @ home" and shit like that.
Those pants that a lot of chicks wear with no back pockets, I can't stand that.
Spending two hours on a trick just to snap your board when you stick it.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: larry bertlemann on July 01, 2010, 07:48:11 PM
responsibilities.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jimi420 on July 01, 2010, 09:15:06 PM
little kids sliding on the mini while you're trying to skate.
kids 14-16 that do shit to piss you off knowing that you can't really punch them in the face.
texts really early in the morning or past midnight.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: red deer. on July 06, 2010, 09:59:13 PM
shitty looking griptape like scratches, mud, pop or beer stains or something. i fucking hate that
trying to sell a car and people lowballing the fuck outta you sucks dicks too
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: kilgore. on July 07, 2010, 01:42:05 AM
fat girls who smoke cigarettes.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: snickers on July 07, 2010, 03:52:12 AM
Backseat drivers
Fat chicks who wear shorts/fat chicks in general
The sound of a crumpling water bottle/bag of chips
Dirty fingernails
Women with super high pitched voices
Men who wear birkenstocks
Hippies
Cops
Know-it-all's
Sloppy drunks
Drunk drivers
Fake people
People who brag/glorify their gratuitous cocaine use.
Lazy people
Trust fund who've never held a job, yet tell me how to live my life.


Pretty much everything annoys me.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: manu on July 07, 2010, 07:35:40 AM
shitty looking griptape like scratches, mud, pop or beer stains or something. i fucking hate that
trying to sell a car and people lowballing the fuck outta you sucks dicks too

Dirty grip is the worst, anyone here know how to clean drink stains off of grip?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: mcpeepants on July 07, 2010, 08:21:41 AM
shitty looking griptape like scratches, mud, pop or beer stains or something. i fucking hate that
trying to sell a car and people lowballing the fuck outta you sucks dicks too

Dirty grip is the worst, anyone here know how to clean drink stains off of grip?

use the moisture from your vagina.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: kevbo999 on July 07, 2010, 09:47:19 AM
I have a "friend" who lives two minutes from a beautiful lake with a man-made beach.  He's never even seen it.  He told me yesterday that he's not interested in going because he doesn't like lakes with "sand and people".  He probably has backne or something, but he's still a fuckin baby.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: mcpeepants on July 07, 2010, 09:54:39 AM
People that have openly admit they've never been to the skatepark they are currently at, and then proceed to challenge who they think are the oldest/best people there to a game of SKATE.

Accidentally putting on that one pair of pants that don't fit right in the crotch so every time I bend down to do a trick I separate my balls. It just sucks because I usually don't realize it until I start skating. Ruins the entire day unless I feel like driving back home to change.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: BitchTits on July 08, 2010, 02:15:18 PM
shitty looking griptape like scratches, mud, pop or beer stains or something. i fucking hate that
trying to sell a car and people lowballing the fuck outta you sucks dicks too

Dirty grip is the worst, anyone here know how to clean drink stains off of grip?
(http://www.gripgum.com/images/explained.jpg)
I don't know personally, but it looks like your best bet.

- shoelace belts
- people who stare (It gets extremely annoying at skateparks.)
- shoes with shoelaces tucked in...get some fucking slip-ons instead.
- fake people
- people who brag about smoking weed, drugs, anything illegal, etc.
- shitty, mainstream rap (mainly Lil Wayne)
- Berrics dickriders
- people who constantly talk about board size
- guys who talk about how big their dicks are
- stuck-up chicks
- people who don't chew with their mouths closed
- chicks who wear spandex (fucking teases)
- skinheads/racists
- people who talk politics all the time

I get easily pissed off, even though I won't show it.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: oyolar on July 08, 2010, 05:48:40 PM
shitty looking griptape like scratches, mud, pop or beer stains or something. i fucking hate that
trying to sell a car and people lowballing the fuck outta you sucks dicks too

Dirty grip is the worst, anyone here know how to clean drink stains off of grip?

use the moisture from your vagina.

And burn!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Alan on July 11, 2010, 04:43:52 AM
Picture sigs
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Hola on July 13, 2010, 05:38:06 AM
Picture sigs

sorry

i dont mind waiting for people except when someone says "ill be there soon" to not piss you off, and then they come fucking 2 hours later.  just say how late you'll be

edit:
and my friends who dont skate or have a job, but get pissy at me cause i dont have time to hang out with them and do nothing.  and they are like 24 25 years old and get money for rent and living from their parents, if i say get a fucking job they get all depressed
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: LloydChristmas on July 13, 2010, 06:47:00 AM
people trying to sell me stuff at a skatepark.  are we at a skatepark or are we in Tijuana?

Greenpeace volunteers bugging me when i walk into Trader Joe's or Whole Foods?  "Do you have a minute for the environment?"    Do you have a minute for a shower?

haha.  the people stocking shelves at my local trader joe's are always high as fuck, unashamedly red-eyed.  i'd appreciate if they at least tried to pull it together a little bit.

- smug british people
- mouth breathers or people with wistling noses
- 16-20 year olds who think they've got the world figured out and insist on letting everybody know that they are:
                     - vegan or a vegetarian
                     - pro-choice
                     - an activist of some sort
- trashy magazines and the the people who read them
-"satanic" craze...please.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: friendly dave on July 13, 2010, 11:14:45 AM
Mother fuckers not respecting my personal bubble while in public. Don't bump into me, don't step on my toes, if I'm laying down, don't step over me. Watch where you're fucking walking, and go around.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jimi420 on July 13, 2010, 11:25:19 AM
-when someone thinks something they said is funny so they repeat it even though nobody else lauged.
-when you do something well or do more than expected and somebody points out something you didn't do. i won an award for a picture i took and the first thing my step mom said was "there a hair on the lens." Fuck Off.
-when someone tells me to get a job. oh i'm sorry. i like being broke all the time.
-smelly vaginas. clean your shit.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: loophole on July 13, 2010, 12:37:08 PM
urinals
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: BitchTits on July 13, 2010, 01:00:25 PM
I guess this belongs in "Real Confessions," even though I'm not ashamed of it. But, it does pertain to urinals. I used to piss about a foot away from the urinal, so it wouldn't splash at me. In fourth-grade, I was pissing in a urinal and apparently it was making so much noise that a teacher came inside the bathroom and was like, "What the fuck?" I guess the piss was bouncing all over the place, except at me. Then, my fourth-grade teacher, who was this fat bitch, started yelling at me after she was told what happened, and made me clean up all the piss in the bathroom.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Crazy Ralph on July 13, 2010, 02:33:12 PM
-drunken people being so psyched on doing something when they are drunk, but never following through with it sober
-girls that talk about their problems like they are the only people with them
-sequels that ruin a movie franchise for me
-sweat in my eyes
-socks that run into my shoes
-stepping on a wet floor in socks
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bakingsoda on July 13, 2010, 10:07:10 PM
The sound of a crumpling water bottle/bag of chips
The fact that people can get away with charging for water annoys me.



-smelly vaginas. clean your shit.
No no no, shit comes out of the anus, not the vagina you silly boy.



EDIT: Sidewalk cyclists are another one that comes to mind right now. Especialy when they expect me to move for them. No I'm not moving for you you sack of shit, get on the road. I bike on the road why can't you, you stain.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: BitchTits on July 13, 2010, 11:24:35 PM
^
Ironically, I was about to post that cyclists on the road piss me off. My problem is when I have to drive 5 MPH until I can switch lanes and then overtake the cyclist. Because I face this every time I drive, I bike on the sidewalk. When people are walking. I'll stop to the side and wait for them to pass.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on July 14, 2010, 12:16:16 AM
i almost doored a dude coming out of a bodega yesterday because he was riding his bike on the sidewalk. the worst part was that the street i was on has a bike lane. it's called a sideWALK for a reason, dumbshit.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: clamy on July 14, 2010, 04:49:53 AM
bitches in general, 20 yrs old and still getting it wrong.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: BitchTits on July 14, 2010, 07:35:33 AM
i almost doored a dude coming out of a bodega yesterday because he was riding his bike on the sidewalk. the worst part was that the street i was on has a bike lane. it's called a sideWALK for a reason, dumbshit.
I wish my city had bike lanes, considering they have a shitload of money, but use it on stupid shit such as: hanging flower baskets around the city, 100K sculptures, etc. All the surrounding cities have them.

I really hate it when I see a fat chick wearing those sweatpants from Victoria's Secret that say "PINK" or "JUICY" on them. The worst part is that I'll notice that it's a fat chick, avoid looking, but the glitter on the pants makes me look anyway.

Also, I hate how the mailwoman doesn't come at the same time everyday. Sometimes, she delivers at 10 AM and sometimes she delivers at 3 PM, and any time in between that.. The day of the week has nothing to do with the time she brings the mail.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: saucy ragu on July 23, 2010, 07:03:18 PM
When the bathroom floor is wet. I told my 9 year old sister the proper way to dry off when I walked into a puddle, but my 21-year-old roommate? The last thing I want to do when I go to drain is to have water soak half my sock. Should I pour part of my beer on the floor of the kitchen? No, so dry yourself the fuck off before you step onto the floor.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: vince the stud on July 25, 2010, 06:10:31 AM
shitty looking griptape like scratches, mud, pop or beer stains or something.
i am in on this! i like my griptape clean as fuck
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: The Drew on July 25, 2010, 06:37:46 AM
pigeons... they suck
the person who used to live next to me never used his balcony and some pigeons decided to move in on it, the pigeons then proceeded to shit all over my balcony... the guy moved but the pigeons took a lot of convincing (god damn homing instinct), i taped up all the little nooks and crannies but they still kept coming back... only last week did they stop coming to my balcony...

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Smell Good on July 25, 2010, 10:03:33 AM
Snorers. Or better yet, people who fall asleep way too easily and anywhere AND snore.

I mean, when a girl kinda snores a little, it can be pretty cute, but otherwise...

My grandma has sleep apnea, and when she doesn't wear her breathing machine at night, you can hear her snore (and stop breathing) everywhere in the fucking house.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: larry bertlemann on July 25, 2010, 01:17:45 PM
No no no, shit comes out of the anus, not the vagina you silly boy.



EDIT: Sidewalk cyclists are another one that comes to mind right now. Especialy when they expect me to move for them. No I'm not moving for you you sack of shit, get on the road. I bike on the road why can't you, you stain.

your posts are a pet peeve of mine... they hurt my eyes.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: pugmaster on July 25, 2010, 01:59:16 PM
-Fresh socks getting wet is a definite ruined moment
-clean white shirt getting coffee stain while driving
-any shirt (except black) getting a coffee stain
-Perpetual irrational fits of barking from the Pug
-family reunions/ get-togethers of any kind
-seeing people you went to high school with
-seeing old friends that you make a point to not see
-people at the skate park everyday that never fucking skate
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: popsiclesandskatin on July 25, 2010, 10:57:48 PM
when you take your shoes off and the sole gets folded out.
em, relapse sucked! his new shit sucks but every car that passes by has his music playing and only his.
people who crave attention but hide it by saying shit like tell me how this looks.
people who sit bitch and smoke. fuckin ash me and im gonna punch you in the neck.
ex girl friends that are totally down for you and stuff when you dont want to see them ever again.
when you walk into a cvs for an arizona and theres only one cashier but the place is packed with them red vested assholes.
people that use you.
people that are being used.
those hip teachers that you would have that dont give a fuck about you.
people that act gay to impress the ladies.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jimi420 on July 26, 2010, 07:14:42 AM
-phone tag.
-little girls that Photoshop their pictures so much that it's just a bunch of stars and shitty colors.
-being sticky.
-Excessive tanning.
-sitting in a  room full of people smoking cigarettes with no window. Cool, i love dying from YOUR cigarettes.
-Looking on youtube for a song and all i can find is shitty covers.
-When people get drunk/high instead of skating.

edit: when people won't stop asking questions while watching a movie. if you shut the fuck up then maybe you would know.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Narcissus on July 26, 2010, 12:54:17 PM
Mother fuckers not respecting my personal bubble while in public. Don't bump into me, don't step on my toes, if I'm laying down, don't step over me. Watch where you're fucking walking, and go around.

Man, if you'd just stop passing out in a heap on my front steps, I wouldn't have to step over you all the time.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jimi420 on August 07, 2010, 08:37:49 AM
-when someone says "i can't find (whatever item they're looking for)" but all they did was look in their pockets.
-guilt trips. My mom just guilt tripped me into skipping the Bob Dylan concert in kc to go to her boyfriend's boxing match because "everybody in our family is inconsiderate and he drove all the way from Dallas." Sometimes you piss me off mom.
-When a girl cries for no reason. Shut up!
-when someone keeps trying to add you on facebook. If i didn't add you the first 5 times i probably won't add you the next 10 times.
-When you clean a room and someone comes in and fucks it up with you standing there.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: nice weather on August 07, 2010, 01:26:22 PM
i almost doored a dude coming out of a bodega yesterday because he was riding his bike on the sidewalk. the worst part was that the street i was on has a bike lane. it's called a sideWALK for a reason, dumbshit.
On the bike topic. I fucking hate cars who just won't pass you, but instead drive up super close and make you feel bad for not being motorized and going 50km/h. I'm driving as far on the side as I possibly can and two cars would fit next to me, so fucking just pass me.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Alan on August 07, 2010, 02:42:44 PM
That happened to me today. The dude basically followed me the length of the street and then drove up next to me at the intersection. I had to turn left, he wanted to turn right so I had to cut him off as he was turning. It felt better than yelling, which I usually do...
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the ragamuffin on August 10, 2010, 12:49:56 PM
I hate roommates (or people in general) that don't ever refill the ice trays. Instead of taking 10 seconds to break the tray, dump it in the reservoir, and fill it back up, they take individual cubes out or the tray, ultimately leaving no ice for drinks. WHAT THE FUCK!? I really don't understand how people can be so lazy/selfish.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jimi420 on August 17, 2010, 10:15:27 AM
when somebody is running late but they decide to call you and talk to you. it's like shut up and get where you're supposed to be.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: snickelfritz on August 18, 2010, 06:38:43 AM
.mayonaise
.bannanas
.skaters more concerned with getting clips than actuall skating
.high school
.seeds
.late pay checks
.driving
.new shoes
.second hand ciggarette smoke
.when people propose an idea to you already pre-medditating what your gonna say
.when people say their too blazed too skate
.texting while driving
.and lastly when your at a red light and in the right lane wanting to turn right on red but the car infront of you is going straight so you have to wait...how could they
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Omamori on August 18, 2010, 10:05:22 AM
Fake people
People that need to be in the center of attention
Bad drivers
People that expect to do something 24/7
Bragging about sex, drugs, and drinking
People that don't know shit about geography
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Hola on August 18, 2010, 10:21:18 AM
i hate tall tales.  my friend lies to my face everytime i see him.  he's said hes fucked his spanish teacher, a 45year old bitch when he was 19, stepmom, step sister, ex gf and gf at the same time, and many many more.  a new story everytime we meet  and hes not joking, he really expects me to believe it everytime
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Crazy Ralph on August 18, 2010, 10:58:22 AM
i hate tall tales.  my friend lies to my face everytime i see him.  he's said hes fucked his spanish teacher, a 45year old bitch when he was 19, stepmom, step sister, ex gf and gf at the same time, and many many more.  a new story everytime we meet  and hes not joking, he really expects me to believe it everytime
i have a friend who does the same shit. im at the point where i just go along with it even though in my head im thinking "what a load of horse shit, fuck just stop"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Schteven on August 18, 2010, 11:16:20 AM
bitchin about shit
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Chiguy on August 18, 2010, 11:19:13 AM
People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on August 18, 2010, 11:34:24 AM
people talking during movies need to be shot
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: BuddyPal on August 18, 2010, 03:06:41 PM
people who name their kids similar sounding names
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Mad Lauder on August 18, 2010, 04:16:55 PM
People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High School.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: BuddyPal on August 18, 2010, 04:18:40 PM
People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High School.

you sure about that?
sorry if they are friends and they are walking together and happen to be black.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brent on August 18, 2010, 04:22:48 PM
People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High School.

how the hell is that a pet peeve?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: chillout on August 18, 2010, 05:29:29 PM
.mayonaise
.bannanas
.skaters more concerned with getting clips than actuall skating
.high school
.seeds
.late pay checks
.driving
.new shoes
.second hand ciggarette smoke
.when people propose an idea to you already pre-medditating what your gonna say
.when people say their too blazed too skate
.texting while driving
.and lastly when your at a red light and in the right lane wanting to turn right on red but the car infront of you is going straight so you have to wait...how could they

holy shit theres another version of me out there somewhere
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: slappies on August 18, 2010, 05:32:23 PM
The sound of styrofoam as you take it out of a box and it rubs along the sides, gives me shivers.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ALT on August 18, 2010, 05:35:57 PM
People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
This drives me insane.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Mad Lauder on August 18, 2010, 05:43:42 PM
People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High School.

you sure about that?
sorry if they are friends and they are walking together and happen to be black.

Well most of the times they tend to just be together just to fuck with one person.
And I think it's impossible to hate your own race.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Magic Pizza on August 18, 2010, 06:05:22 PM
When my girlfriend gets out of the shower without drying off then walks around leaving little puddles everywhere and then I step in one wearing socks and they soak up all the water.

When there is a cockroach out and about and I get the blowtorch ready but then the nozzle of the spray can isn't pointed directly through the flame and I just end up spraying the cockroach with aerosol.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: snickelfritz on August 19, 2010, 06:23:32 AM
.mayonaise
.bannanas
.skaters more concerned with getting clips than actuall skating
.high school
.seeds
.late pay checks
.driving
.new shoes
.second hand ciggarette smoke
.when people propose an idea to you already pre-medditating what your gonna say
.when people say their too blazed too skate
.texting while driving
.and lastly when your at a red light and in the right lane wanting to turn right on red but the car infront of you is going straight so you have to wait...how could they



holy shit theres another version of me out there somewhere

haha hell yeah
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jimi420 on August 19, 2010, 08:45:31 AM
People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High School.

you sure about that?
sorry if they are friends and they are walking together and happen to be black.

Well most of the times they tend to just be together just to fuck with one person.
And I think it's impossible to hate your own race.
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn120/Juno_Beach/gifs/thats_racist.gif)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on August 19, 2010, 10:35:43 AM
People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High school.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on August 19, 2010, 11:45:05 PM
People who drive in their cars with no shirt on.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: alexthelarge on August 20, 2010, 06:03:06 AM
-Jerk boys wearing spaceman boots.I hope they all die.Slowly
-Skatepark robots
-Chris Cole Kid
-Fat bitches complaining about love and why they cant get a guy
-People updaing their Facebook status a 20 times a day
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on August 20, 2010, 10:50:41 AM
i hate it when youtube videos that are parodys say in the title "Parody of..."  or "Spoof"..   
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CaptainMorganFreeman on August 20, 2010, 11:43:51 AM
Here are a few good ones:

-People who pretend to be down to do something but then ignore your phone calls - its like if you're not interested in doing business/chilling/whatever then fucking say so or at least don't say you are and waste everyone's time.
-Being the one driving to all the spots and waiting 10-20 minutes for your friends to come outside when they know you're on your way.
-Unwanted text messages conversations.
-Being around my father - especially when he's drunk.
-Talking to 5 different customer service people with the bank/cellphone company etc. and getting 5 different fucking answers.
-When someone calls you and then doesn't answer when you call them back 5 seconds later.
-Employers/managers/bosses who use ambiguous or vague language to avoid making promises, and/or immediately go back on any actual promises they mistakingly make.
-People who are down for open bigotry.
-Observing the way humans interact in dance clubs makes me moderately suicidal at times.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Chiguy on August 20, 2010, 02:41:13 PM
People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
This drives me insane.

I know man  >:(

Me and my brother share a room.

When he eats it sounds like he's slurping some monster cock or something. He sounds like a damn pig.

I don't want to sound bad for telling people to not eat so loudly, so I usually just put on my headphones and turn up the volume. Or play my guitar and turn the volume up
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CaptainMorganFreeman on August 20, 2010, 07:35:20 PM
People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
This drives me insane.

I know man  >:(

Me and my brother share a room.

When he eats it sounds like he's slurping some monster cock or something. He sounds like a damn pig.

I don't want to sound bad for telling people to not eat so loudly, so I usually just put on my headphones and turn up the volume. Or play my guitar and turn the volume up

this makes me cringe so bad every time especially if you're a guest at someones house and they're the ones doing it.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brent on August 20, 2010, 07:44:36 PM
i have a friend that calls and asks if i wanna hang out. when i say yeah he says "cool! i'll be there in like 5 minutes"
it's usually an hour and a half later when he shows up. sometimes the dickhead doesn't even show up or call back
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jack burton on August 20, 2010, 08:55:23 PM
People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
This drives me insane.

I know man  >:(

Me and my brother share a room.

When he eats it sounds like he's slurping some monster cock or something. He sounds like a damn pig.

I don't want to sound bad for telling people to not eat so loudly, so I usually just put on my headphones and turn up the volume. Or play my guitar and turn the volume up

this makes me cringe so bad every time especially if you're a guest at someones house and they're the ones doing it.
This shit makes me see red.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ALT on August 20, 2010, 10:03:26 PM
It seriously flicks a switch in my brain and makes me want to start killing.

People who eat with their mouths open are the absolute worst.
I was in a restaurant the other week and there was a woman with her two children literally eating like this guy on the left.
(http://stuff.gmodsauce.com/avatars/chew.gif)

The fact she was a grown ass woman and had children yet still ate like a fucking baby made me want to go over to her table and stab her with my fork  >:(

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CaptainMorganFreeman on August 21, 2010, 07:07:11 AM
i have a friend that calls and asks if i wanna hang out. when i say yeah he says "cool! i'll be there in like 5 minutes"
it's usually an hour and a half later when he shows up. sometimes the dickhead doesn't even show up or call back

i bet you're really stoked to chill with him once you've been waiting 2 hours too!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Omamori on August 21, 2010, 06:27:18 PM
Bad parents. Especially the ones that make their kids brats and the ones that let there kids roam the store, restaurant, etc. They just let their damn kid to explore the place and they get into shit. and the parent is aware but are too lazy to do something.
Hipsters
Guys that wear sandals, I don't know why.
Sweatpants
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: El Venado Zombi on September 19, 2010, 11:34:35 AM
It fucking pisses me off when my roommate leaves his door open, playing shitty music like Kid Cudi or Lil Wayne, while watching TV in the living room. His speakers are loud, so I can hear that shit even though my room is twenty feet away, with the door closed
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Omamori on September 19, 2010, 08:58:39 PM
Messy houses or cars.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: frank on September 19, 2010, 09:13:16 PM
when my roomates dont do the dishes. wash whatever your done with after you eat. dont leave it for 2 days guys
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on September 19, 2010, 09:24:04 PM
People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
This drives me insane.

I know man  >:(

Me and my brother share a room.

When he eats it sounds like he's slurping some monster cock or something. He sounds like a damn pig.

I don't want to sound bad for telling people to not eat so loudly, so I usually just put on my headphones and turn up the volume. Or play my guitar and turn the volume up

this makes me cringe so bad every time especially if you're a guest at someones house and they're the ones doing it.
This shit makes me see red.

that was one of the biggest contributing factors in one of my break ups once
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: frank on September 19, 2010, 09:37:17 PM
chewing with your mouth open is fun and i think it sounds funny! i laugh when i hear someone chewing with their mouth open
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: HATE! on September 19, 2010, 09:51:26 PM
Yeah, I can't do the whole chewing with the mouth open either.  Fingers being used as quotation marks unnecessarily is stupid.  One uppers make me want to take lives.  When my roommate precariously places a piece of trash on the trash can instead of taking it out and replacing the bag, I lose my mind.  Stains bother me, but I don't freak out.  Being interrupted excessively or when you can clearly see that the other person isn't listening, but merely waiting their turn to talk sucks.  Piling up dishes in the sink (fuck it, just wash as you go!)  People wanting to talk to me when I AM FUCKING READING WITH HEADPHONES ON!

That is all for now.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: LesbianPUNCH on September 20, 2010, 04:11:10 AM
Shitty workers.  Everywhere I go, I watch people take shortcuts, steal from employers, complain constantly, or have a general poor work ethic.  Shit bums me out.  People act entitled these days, like them being at work is doing you a favor.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the ragamuffin on September 20, 2010, 07:23:27 AM
^ I'm sayin man. Laziness really bugs me. I almost feel bad for how lazy some of my friends are. The other night my friend drove home wasted from my apartment to his like 3 blocks away because he didn't wanna walk--that kinda shit is just pathetic.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on September 20, 2010, 11:26:55 AM
i hate it when you're at an intersection, or driving down a narrow road, and there's another car trying to go the other way.  you both come to the same place at the same time..  and the other person "politely" lets you go first by signaling for you to go, but they do it in a bitchy rude way, quickly waving their hand impatiently..  it's like "i'm being polite letting you go first, but i'm going to be a little bitch about it and be bossy at the same time"..    when people do that (it happens a lot in my neighborhood for some reason) i just mimic them and do the same thing with my hands


i know, it's kind of a complicated one
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Donkey Lips on September 20, 2010, 11:57:35 AM
My roommate using all my WetOnes, then I take a heavy dump and spend three times as long with reg. toilet paper. God damn that grinds my gears.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: saucy ragu on September 23, 2010, 10:28:51 AM
My roommate using all my WetOnes, then I take a heavy dump and spend three times as long with reg. toilet paper. God damn that grinds my gears.

I hide mine in one of the many cabinets under my bathroom sink, in the corner but still easily accessible when the downtown train's in a rush. I live with 6 other dudes, so once word is out that I have moist wipes, there'll be lootin' going on.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Narcissus on September 23, 2010, 10:34:49 AM
"Respond back."

Some dude at work manages to say this daily. What the fuck do you think "respond" means?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on September 23, 2010, 11:27:44 AM
"Respond back."

Some dude at work manages to say this daily. What the fuck do you think "respond" means?
Just respond twice every time.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: El Venado Zombi on September 23, 2010, 12:36:49 PM
My roommate using all my WetOnes, then I take a heavy dump and spend three times as long with reg. toilet paper. God damn that grinds my gears.

I hide mine in one of the many cabinets under my bathroom sink, in the corner but still easily accessible when the downtown train's in a rush. I live with 6 other dudes, so once word is out that I have moist wipes, there'll be lootin' going on.
I'm in the same situation with my Clorox wipes. Mooching is up there on the list.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Acrid Avid Jam Shred on September 23, 2010, 12:49:42 PM
socially awkward expressions of others

too much wind, fuck the wind, breezes rule, but a giant invisible force pushing back against you? Fuck that.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on September 23, 2010, 01:24:23 PM
Sutter & Yuba County  >:(

And People who take their anger and frustration out in the form of slamming doors and doing things with overtones of hatred, angry dishes, laundry etc. Or people who use religion as a shield and act like it some how makes them different, when they're just as bad as before. Tweeker ex girls, Shitty Cpu's, I cant record shit with this computer.

Friends who just seem to like besting you at everything and downtalk, play-off anything you can do, for no apparent reason.

But for sure YUBAFUCKINGCITY
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: heckler on September 23, 2010, 01:54:36 PM
People who get on elevators that are almost empty and have nothing in their hands and ask me to hit their floor button.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on September 09, 2011, 11:04:13 PM
i hate it when people find out you're sick and treat you like you have the plague "oh don't touch me!  get away from me!!!" ..   like they've never been sick before.  when did this become socially acceptable? 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Locbrew on September 10, 2011, 05:52:00 AM
When I take a shit at somebodies house and they have the toilet paper going under instead of over, I have to fix it so its going over. I don't know if that's a pet peeve or just my OCD.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on September 10, 2011, 07:42:25 AM
When men drive around in their cars with no shirt on. It's unacceptable for most women as well.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: GarglesCmen on September 10, 2011, 08:34:14 AM
when you get into the right most lane to turn right and there is a car wanting to go straight even though there were 2 other lanes with no cars in them. Every fucking day before I go to class.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Stephen King Kong on September 10, 2011, 09:30:09 AM
When men drive around in their cars with no shirt on. It's unacceptable for most women as well.
Ha, I do this.  I close my shirt in the door partially after skating so it dries off.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: pinche gringo on September 10, 2011, 06:16:54 PM
I work at a restaurant.  It is incredibly irritating when there are plenty of clean available tables and people gravitate toward and sit at a dirty table.  Then they give you that somewhat blank 'are you going to get this shit off this table?' look, like you're the one blowing it.  Usually I just make jokes about it and act like I am going to reuse the last peoples silverware or something mildly unnerving like that but it's a bummer. 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: pinche gringo on September 10, 2011, 07:00:15 PM
Oh, yeah, and getting out of the shower then needing to take a shit.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Locbrew on September 10, 2011, 07:31:06 PM
When I go grocery shopping and I see somebody who I've never met before say "What's up Bro!" to me and I've never me them before in my life. I don't know, it just irks me. Don't expect me to respond to you man.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on September 10, 2011, 08:05:31 PM
When I go grocery shopping and I see somebody who I've never met before say "What's up Bro!" to me and I've never me them before in my life. I don't know, it just irks me. Don't expect me to respond to you man.

just wanna say hi bro
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Locbrew on September 10, 2011, 08:17:35 PM
When I go grocery shopping and I see somebody who I've never met before say "What's up Bro!" to me and I've never me them before in my life. I don't know, it just irks me. Don't expect me to respond to you man.

just wanna say hi bro

I just looked at him and kept on pushing my buggy, I was ready to get my beer and pizza.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Omamori on September 11, 2011, 09:40:58 AM
when people assume you're upset/pissed off just because you're being quiet - not everyone is loud and extroverted 24/7
(related is what someone else mentioned about people talking to you when you're reading/have headphones in)
If you know the person well that can be a sign they're not feeling normal. If they are quiet in class, movie, or something then it's understandable.

On a related note, I hate my classmates at college. They assume I'm so quiet and never talk because I sit there a listen to what the professor has to say. I may not even say a word the entire class, unless someone ask me something or I have a question. I believe there's a time and place for everything.  I'll be myself outside of class and be serious in class.

When parents name their kid a name, like Johnathan, but call the them John. Why the fuck didn't they just name him John if they're going to call him that.


People that live and breath texting.

Girls that are too flirty
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tale Crab on September 11, 2011, 11:17:33 AM
When parents name their kid a name, like Johnathan, but call the them John.
Or Rickhard.

Girls that are too flirty
Pffff, no such thing.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: cat litter on September 11, 2011, 01:20:54 PM
If you think about how you walk, its gonna fuck you up.  You will never swing naturally again.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Estoowhit on September 11, 2011, 05:08:11 PM
If you think about how you walk, its gonna fuck you up.  You will never swing naturally again.



Fuck you man
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: happenstance on September 11, 2011, 05:30:45 PM
People who tailgate and even worse is those that tailgate and then start flashing their brights to make you go faster. I usually just slow down.

People who honk not to prevent an accident but to let you know you fucked up driving. Then they give you that face like you are the biggest moron on the planet. C'mon! We all make mistakes driving.

Passive aggressiveness. Just say what is on your god damn mind directly!

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Rockin Robbin on September 11, 2011, 05:36:40 PM
People who tailgate and even worse is those that tailgate and then start flashing their brights to make you go faster. I usually just slow down.

People who honk not to prevent an accident but to let you know you fucked up driving. Then they give you that face like you are the biggest moron on the planet. C'mon! We all make mistakes driving.

Passive aggressiveness. Just say what is on your god damn mind directly!



You get mad when people flash their brights to get you to move over and people who honk, yet you hate passive aggressiveness?

I hate slow drivers.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on September 11, 2011, 05:49:27 PM
people who take for fucking ever at the sugar / creamer section of the coffee shop.  how many times do you need to stir your coffee before you feel it's sufficiently blended?  10,000?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: pugmaster on September 11, 2011, 05:59:24 PM
people who take for fucking ever at the sugar / creamer section of the coffee shop.  how many times do you need to stir your coffee before you feel it's sufficiently blended?  10,000?


people that use cream or sugar in coffee. 

Women kind of get a pass, but if you are a man, and do not drink coffee black... I have no respect for you.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on September 11, 2011, 06:05:55 PM
i usually put some sugar in if it's my first cup of the day.   i drink my coffee super strong so it would be pretty harsh on my stomach without any food

that said, i take coffee pretty seriously and only drink the good shit.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jimi420 on September 11, 2011, 07:09:26 PM
When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tale Crab on September 11, 2011, 08:03:41 PM
people that use cream or sugar in coffee. 

Women kind of get a pass, but if you are a man, and do not drink coffee black... I have no respect for you.

How about some egg?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Rockin Robbin on September 11, 2011, 08:05:50 PM
When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.

I was that person until I started smoking. Now I realize what a little bitch I was.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: happenstance on September 12, 2011, 11:21:49 AM
People who tailgate and even worse is those that tailgate and then start flashing their brights to make you go faster. I usually just slow down.

People who honk not to prevent an accident but to let you know you fucked up driving. Then they give you that face like you are the biggest moron on the planet. C'mon! We all make mistakes driving.

Passive aggressiveness. Just say what is on your god damn mind directly!



You get mad when people flash their brights to get you to move over and people who honk, yet you hate passive aggressiveness?

I hate slow drivers.

Fair enough. I am referring to passive aggressiveness in social interactions. There really isn't a way to be passive aggressive in a car that I can think of. And yeah, I drive slow!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: happenstance on September 12, 2011, 11:26:19 AM
When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.

Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jimi420 on September 12, 2011, 12:44:03 PM
When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.

Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
I don't smoke either but people need to chill the fuck out. Yeah smoking causes cancerblahblah but you don't need to ban it from places.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: happenstance on September 12, 2011, 01:40:59 PM
When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.

Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
I don't smoke either but people need to chill the fuck out. Yeah smoking causes cancerblahblah but you don't need to ban it from places.

They actually banned smoking here in all commercial areas in 2008 meaning you can not smoke on sidewalks, even if you are 20 feet from a building (this is a CA law itself) if you are within a certain distance of a business. Although, I am not even sure if the law is still around because I haven't seen it enforced.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Rockin Robbin on September 12, 2011, 02:10:16 PM


They actually banned smoking here in all commercial areas in 2008 meaning you can not smoke on sidewalks, even if you are 20 feet from a building (this is a CA law itself) if you are within a certain distance of a business. Although, I am not even sure if the law is still around because I haven't seen it enforced.

I live in SF and I smoke all the time just walking down the street and nobody has ever said anything  ???
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: vince the stud on September 12, 2011, 02:31:49 PM
When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.

Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
I don't smoke either but people need to chill the fuck out. Yeah smoking causes cancerblahblah but you don't need to ban it from places.
how about people who got asthma ? or like myself trigger alergie ? smoke bother some person really bad. it ruined countless outdoor rock show to the point i just gave up on them. people who where perfume and smoke in public places or either ignorant or asshole
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: happenstance on September 12, 2011, 03:16:01 PM


They actually banned smoking here in all commercial areas in 2008 meaning you can not smoke on sidewalks, even if you are 20 feet from a building (this is a CA law itself) if you are within a certain distance of a business. Although, I am not even sure if the law is still around because I haven't seen it enforced.

I live in SF and I smoke all the time just walking down the street and nobody has ever said anything  ???

By "here" I am talking specifically about Berkeley, and as I said I have never heard a thing about it again after it passed and never have seen it enforced.
http://www.ktvu.com/news/15711444/detail.html (http://www.ktvu.com/news/15711444/detail.html)

edit - and do you have a link to your gif? My GF loves shit like that.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jimi420 on September 12, 2011, 06:26:47 PM
When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.

Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
I don't smoke either but people need to chill the fuck out. Yeah smoking causes cancerblahblah but you don't need to ban it from places.
how about people who got asthma ? or like myself trigger alergie ? smoke bother some person really bad. it ruined countless outdoor rock show to the point i just gave up on them. people who where perfume and smoke in public places or either ignorant or asshole
If it's a legitimate thing like that then I would gladly not smoke around you but just the people that bitch and moan then no, I'll do it wherever I please. 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: pugmaster on September 12, 2011, 07:05:08 PM
people that use cream or sugar in coffee. 

Women kind of get a pass, but if you are a man, and do not drink coffee black... I have no respect for you.

How about some egg?


If its hardboiled, you're strizzy..


Actually, if you put raw egg in your coffee then you are eligible for additional respect from me.  That is just gnar un-leashed.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Rockin Robbin on September 12, 2011, 08:51:26 PM
edit - and do you have a link to your gif? My GF loves shit like that.

boom. If you get laid because of this, I want nude gf photos.
Adorable! Pit Bull CLEANS Baby Bunny (Cottontail Rabbit) in HD. Bunny & Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GEzD6wh8o#ws)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: finknoos on September 13, 2011, 02:25:38 AM
When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.

Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.

same thing happned a week ago, but not 60 feet away, more like 20.

I was in the bus stop (3 walls) having a ciggy when this woman walks up and sits down. i respect she may not want smoke in the bus-stop so i move about 20 feet away and smoke outside, whel i looked back she was covering her mouth and staring at me like i was trynna kill her... some people
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Donkey Lips on September 13, 2011, 04:47:58 AM
My panties are in a bunch over shitty predictions of the weather.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Omamori on September 13, 2011, 08:20:57 AM
When you're at a stop light and the car in front of you keeps moving up leaving a space between your car and the one in front. Some dumb bitch yesterday stopped, moved up two car spaces the entire time the light was red.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Mein Fuhrer! I can walk! on September 13, 2011, 08:35:29 AM
When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.

Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.

same thing happned a week ago, but not 60 feet away, more like 20.

I was in the bus stop (3 walls) having a ciggy when this woman walks up and sits down. i respect she may not want smoke in the bus-stop so i move about 20 feet away and smoke outside, whel i looked back she was covering her mouth and staring at me like i was trynna kill her... some people
I'm a non-smoker and I really think people overreact, like the women in your examples, that ticks me off too. But a lot of times it can be actually disturbing. If I'm just sitting somewhere catching a breath while skating and someone comes sitting next to me, lights a cigarette and the smoke blows in my face I'll ask them to go stand somewhere else too or to at least try and keep the cigarette out of the wind or something. That's just basic hierarchy, I was there first so I don't think I should move just because you want to enjoy your cigarette there.
And when I'm eating, then I'll ask politely to move too depending on the situation. You just can't enjoy your sandwich with cigarette smoke in your face.


As for myself, if you take cds from my shelf, don't even try to put them back untidely or in a different order, I WILL DESTROY YOU. Same thing goes for skate mags, Thrashers DO NOT belong on the same shelf as Transworlds. I hope my brother's reading this.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: vince the stud on September 13, 2011, 08:44:48 AM
When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.

Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
I don't smoke either but people need to chill the fuck out. Yeah smoking causes cancerblahblah but you don't need to ban it from places.
how about people who got asthma ? or like myself trigger alergie ? smoke bother some person really bad. it ruined countless outdoor rock show to the point i just gave up on them. people who where perfume and smoke in public places or either ignorant or asshole
If it's a legitimate thing like that then I would gladly not smoke around you but just the people that bitch and moan then no, I'll do it wherever I please.�
if a fucking sheltering suburban mom would give me crap for smoking on my doorstep i would do the sames as you.

but i was talking about public places. a place that i have to stand there and endure, like bus stop for example. if i,m at the skatepark and someone light a cigarette i just stfu and go away. i don't care, i don't need the skatepark. but i need to stay to fucking bus stop or ill miss it and there is like 6 people smoking. JUST FUCKING WAIT LATER gawdamn
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doc on September 13, 2011, 08:48:33 AM
Face tats.. I don't know why they bug me. But they do.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Beeda Weeda on September 13, 2011, 09:45:08 AM
-neck tats
-fat hipsters in skinny jeans
-people who stop on a red light, in the right lane, with no cars around, when you want to turn righ tbehind them
-kids that dress like certain pros
-people who say "must be nice"
-people who dress and act like they are rich professionals, when they are actually just crackheads living check to check.
-fat girls with face only profile pics on fb. who are you kidding, i'm 2 clicks away from seeing the truth.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: finknoos on September 13, 2011, 09:51:44 AM
people who go on a rant about facebook when i say i dont have it

people getting in your way on purpose when youre skating sidewalk

people who give you a dirty look when you pay with a coupon

when someone rips the label off a bottle a little bit, either fully off or fully on

people shouting EAST COAST when we live in a town in england miles away from any fucking coast

when people try to get into arguments about terminology, fakie manual bieng switch nose manual etc.

when my socks are different lengths

when im trying a trick and someone says "come on man its easy"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bumptobar on September 13, 2011, 10:24:27 AM
people who take for fucking ever at the sugar / creamer section of the coffee shop.  how many times do you need to stir your coffee before you feel it's sufficiently blended?  10,000?


people that use cream or sugar in coffee. 

Women kind of get a pass, but if you are a man, and do not drink coffee black... I have no respect for you.

Oh get off your high horse you pompous fuck.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Blumpkinz on September 13, 2011, 10:40:00 AM
Lately I have been getting super annoyed by the word Fail.  People around me don't say it or anything but if I hear someone say it about something that went wrong it sends the almost like a pinched nerve through my body.

Oh and people who bike on the sidewalk.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Useful Idiot on September 13, 2011, 10:48:51 AM
Eternal victims.

Not refilling the coffee maker.


and the having to shit after the shower thing is the worst of the worst. 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: professional on September 13, 2011, 10:59:12 AM
people who don't stick up for themselves. push overs.

burn outs saying stuff like "man, you're so lucky" when really it's hard work that got you there and you know they don't do anything to help themselves.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: chillout on September 13, 2011, 11:07:38 AM
My panties are in a bunch over shitty predictions of the weather.

the worst is telling someone your plans and them telling you its gonna rain. it just bums me out so much, especially if you decide to not go out and its beautiful all day
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: happenstance on September 13, 2011, 11:35:03 AM
I went to a party of all hippies last night (didn't know it was a hippy party until I got there). They all act like they are these 'free spirits' but the level of pretentiousness, pompousness and self-consciousness was through the roof. I didn't stay long, so yeah, hippies suck.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: pugmaster on September 13, 2011, 02:33:22 PM
people who take for fucking ever at the sugar / creamer section of the coffee shop.  how many times do you need to stir your coffee before you feel it's sufficiently blended?  10,000?


people that use cream or sugar in coffee. 

Women kind of get a pass, but if you are a man, and do not drink coffee black... I have no respect for you.

Oh get off your high horse you pompous fuck.

Fuck.

that. 


IF I WANT TO COME UP WITH ARBITRARY RULES AS TO WHAT MAKES A "REAL MAN", THEN THAT'S WHAT I AM GOING TO DO. 

THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on September 13, 2011, 02:50:07 PM

-people who say "must be nice"


must be nice to be up on your high horse, looking down on people who say that
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on September 13, 2011, 06:49:13 PM
when people assume you're upset/pissed off just because you're being quiet - not everyone is loud and extroverted 24/7
(related is what someone else mentioned about people talking to you when you're reading/have headphones in)
If you know the person well that can be a sign they're not feeling normal. If they are quiet in class, movie, or something then it's understandable.

On a related note, I hate my classmates at college. They assume I'm so quiet and never talk because I sit there a listen to what the professor has to say. I may not even say a word the entire class, unless someone ask me something or I have a question. I believe there's a time and place for everything.  I'll be myself outside of class and be serious in class.

When parents name their kid a name, like Johnathan, but call the them John. Why the fuck didn't they just name him John if they're going to call him that.


People that live and breath texting.

Girls that are too flirty



This happened at my last job, where everyone assumed I was some anti-social weirdo for keeping to myself and doing my fucking job. They were freaky and I didn't want to be friends with most of them.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: finknoos on November 04, 2011, 06:05:42 AM
ive been moved to the front desk at work, which means that i have to answer the phone among other things.

something thats been anoying me since i started is this conversation that happnes all the time

me: hello magna carta college
them:hello...
me: yes hello how can i help you?
them: uum... sorry?
me: this is magna carta college, how can i help you
them: uum is this magna carta college?
me: yes, who would you like to speak to?
etc...

all the fucking time
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: crackrazor on November 04, 2011, 08:09:52 PM
My panties are in a bunch over shitty predictions of the weather.

the worst is telling someone your plans and them telling you its gonna rain. it just bums me out so much, especially if you decide to not go out and its beautiful all day

Totally agree.

I think it spawned from when I was little and would wake up and see snow on the ground and ask my mom if it might be a snow day and she'd say "no".
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: FART BOY on November 04, 2011, 08:51:57 PM
- People who ask me what's wrong, or why are you so quiet? What if I don't feel like running my mouth all the time?
- The girls/guys who put emotional life/Look at me i'm hard quotes on Facebook.
- My phone not being in my front right pocket, if it's anywhere else I just can't get on with my day.
- People without good smokers etiquette
- Females who act like straight up trash
- That one person who takes forever to order something to eat when inside the place. It's like they've never been there before and have to scan over the whole entire menu 2 times to just think of one thing to get.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: degobra on November 04, 2011, 11:41:57 PM
moving to california and getting bad looks and vibes from the locals at skateparks
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: landCow on November 05, 2011, 02:32:08 AM
and the having to shit after the shower thing is the worst of the worst.  

dude, every single time!! whats the deal with that!

- People who ask me what's wrong, or why are you so quiet? What if I don't feel like running my mouth all the time?

i get the same thing. to quote eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
"constantly talking is not necessarily communicating"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Chipper on November 05, 2011, 12:46:22 PM
People who clip their toe nails in front of me.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SleepyPeePee on November 05, 2011, 01:49:58 PM
people who go on a rant about facebook when i say i dont have it

people getting in your way on purpose when youre skating sidewalk

people who give you a dirty look when you pay with a coupon

when someone rips the label off a bottle a little bit, either fully off or fully on

people shouting EAST COAST when we live in a town in england miles away from any fucking coast
when people try to get into arguments about terminology, fakie manual bieng switch nose manual etc.

when my socks are different lengths

when im trying a trick and someone says "come on man its easy"






im from california and i hear that shit all the time.

the same dudes who say that also talk down to dudes who actually go out and skate because they have this "im more core than you"
mentality... these are also the same dudes who call everyone "hipsters" but they are actually the "hippest" faggots around.

fuck all of you and go skate
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: BraveUlysses on November 05, 2011, 06:04:55 PM
People that smoke weed and glorify it in the most annoying way possible. A shiver went down my spine when I heard this chick say "420 dude!!" and then went on to talk about how awesome 420 is. It's usually just teenagers.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: FART BOY on November 05, 2011, 06:29:03 PM
People that smoke weed and glorify it in the most annoying way possible. A shiver went down my spine when I heard this chick say "420 dude!!" and then went on to talk about how awesome 420 is. It's usually just teenagers.

 THIS^!

 That also reminds me how I hate when people act like doing hard drugs is some type of game. I have a friend who would think this is some type of competition, you kidding me? Go keep doing that and see how fast you lose you're life asshole.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: finknoos on November 08, 2011, 08:40:06 AM
limp handshakes, just feels horrable
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bumptobar on November 08, 2011, 03:14:40 PM
limp handshakes, just feels horrable


That and nothing worse than an awkward/ ill-performed handshake with someone you dont know that well
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Mad Lauder on November 08, 2011, 05:52:52 PM
I hate when people just stop walking in the middle of a walking area.
Especially when they are talking to each other but they dot face each other which makes me think they are going to keep walking and then I end up uncomfortably close to them.
And when they stop in front of the escalator.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on November 09, 2011, 04:26:57 AM
everything my fat fuck asshole british housemate does.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: InternetDaddy on November 09, 2011, 05:01:02 AM
When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.

Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
I don't smoke either but people need to chill the fuck out. Yeah smoking causes cancerblahblah but you don't need to ban it from places.
how about people who got asthma ? or like myself trigger alergie ? smoke bother some person really bad. it ruined countless outdoor rock show to the point i just gave up on them. people who where perfume and smoke in public places or either ignorant or asshole
If it's a legitimate thing like that then I would gladly not smoke around you but just the people that bitch and moan then no, I'll do it wherever I please.�
if a fucking sheltering suburban mom would give me crap for smoking on my doorstep i would do the sames as you.

but i was talking about public places. a place that i have to stand there and endure, like bus stop for example. if i,m at the skatepark and someone light a cigarette i just stfu and go away. i don't care, i don't need the skatepark. but i need to stay to fucking bus stop or ill miss it and there is like 6 people smoking. JUST FUCKING WAIT LATER gawdamn
yeah, why can't all those ignorant assholes cater their lives to your shitty lungs and bad genes? WHAT A BUNCH OF DICKS
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Useful Idiot on November 09, 2011, 06:59:21 AM
Ridiculously loud car stereos.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Omamori on November 09, 2011, 07:13:03 AM
Ridiculously loud car stereos.
Agreed, some dumb ass a few houses down always has his car stereo on max when he drives.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 29, 2014, 09:03:33 PM
Zombie thread.

I like hearing about pet peeves because it's always good to find new things to be irrationally angry about.

This one is pretty specific. I bring it up because I was watching some astronomy show and they often imply a logical fallacy when talking about the goldilocks zone of habitable planets within a solar system in order to appeal to laymen. It's a pet peeve of mine. On these programs they'll often have the narrator or guest speaker say something like, "How lucky are we that our planet is in the goldilocks zone?" or, "Imagine if we didn't live in the goldilocks zone." The thing is, living in a habitable region of space isn't some fortuitous circumstance. We exist because we are where we are, not in spite of it. And if some extraterrestrial creatures originated on some celestial body that was not in what we'd deem a goldilocks zone then where they came from would be their own habitable zone wherein they came into existence because of the various factors present on their home. You know, like a place that was perfect for their brand of life. Luck has nothing to do with anything. Come on scientists, you're fucking scientist, speak like fucking goddamn scientist!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: chuck d on January 29, 2014, 09:24:00 PM
When people say "like, literally..."
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Yu Dum on January 29, 2014, 09:28:43 PM
Elitist group-think within forums and sites such as these. It's a topic that's been beaten to death and, yes, I'm beating a dead horse. I'm just tired of seeing posters on here, especially ones that have been around for a while, give newer posters shit for having a differing opinion (one that isn't some moronic non sequitur) on brands, pros, etc. that are in high regards on this site. There's a reason this is a forum and we, as humans, have the ability to form our own opinions. Now, I'm just rambling from lack of sleep, so I'm done.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on January 30, 2014, 09:58:29 AM
i dont know if these count as pet peeves or just mild annoyances, but whatever.

i hate it when people take about the weather EVERY SINGLE DAY like its huge news. yeah, its cold and there is snow on the ground and the roads are icy. its been that way for two straight months now. theres no reason to talk about it anymore.

i work in an open office with 3 or 4 others depending on the day, so if someone its talking, or doing anything loud, everyone can hear it. it drives me crazy that two of those people think its totally fine to blare their music, or whatever theyre listening to/watching online. i listen to music sometimes when i work, and i watch plenty of youtube videos when im not busy, but i have the courtesy to put headphones in because i know that nobody else wants to listen to whatever im playing. its not a party here, so we dont need a DJ. and i dont want to be the asshole who has to go tell the boss that so and so's music is driving me crazy, or that so and so is watching the news at full volume and i cant hear myself think. or when someone from another office comes into ours because they want to "chit-chat". most of the time, especially if im busy, i dont want to talk to anyone, so when someone comes in our office and starts chatting about something stupid like the weather or what the fuck happened on american idol i get pissed.

i hate when people fuck with my settings on shit. like my computer, my stereo, my phone, whatever it may be. just leave it alone if its not yours.

theres a ton of things my girlfriend does that drive me crazy, but theyre all stupid things about how she cooks, or that she makes us dinner and we have to share the plate. its awesome that she makes me dinner, but sharing meals on the same plate is not my thing. i dont want to have to worry if im leaning over too much, or if im eating more than my share. i dont know if she doesnt it so that we eat small portions, or if its more intimate for her, but drives me crazy when she does that shit.

she doesnt set the timer on the microwave or on the oven, so she constantly burns shit. she also does too much multi tasking while cooking, which leads to burning shit. its not that hard to set timers, i dont know why she doesnt. i tell her too all the time, but for some reason shes very anti timer. she doesnt like the ding or the buzzing noise.

she also tends to over season the shit out of everything. when we first started dating we started cooking a lot, and i think i payed attention and she didnt really get it. i also follow recipes where she just looks at the ingredients and makes it up, thinking its going to be better because she put her own spin on it. so she really doenst have a decent understanding of what seasonings go well with different foods, or the different ways to prepare different things. she just grabs all the shit and loads it up with spices. she also insists a lot on having dinner done when i come home, which means she ruins more meals then she would if i were there. dont get me wrong, its great having someone who cooks for you and has dinner ready when you come home, but a lot of times i cant help but think that i couldve made it better if she wouldve just waited for me to get there and help.

sorry for my shitty post. im working on a big project at work that i hate and its got me kind of pissed off and stressed.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Not a Fotograph on January 30, 2014, 11:51:16 AM
......or that she makes us dinner and we have to share the plate. its awesome that she makes me dinner, but sharing meals on the same plate is not my thing. i dont want to have to worry if im leaning over too much, or if im eating more than my share. i dont know if she doesnt it so that we eat small portions, or if its more intimate for her, but drives me crazy when she does that shit...... 

I might be missing something here. But unless you only own one plate, that's got to get frustrating and annoying.
I would swing the other way and keep eating the whole fucking plate until she agrees that having separate plates is probably the way to go.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: silkyjohnson on January 30, 2014, 12:56:16 PM
I complain a lot

Dudes who bring chicks to the skate park and try to show off.

People who drink at the skate park and can't handle there alcohol/ act a fool (couple dudes guilty at that around here)

People who call everybody a hipster for doing something out of the norm.

Adults who dress like they're still highschool

Shitty vibes at skate parks/ shops

Dudes at parks who think they get a pass at snaking people because they're filming

Trashy titty tattoos on hot girls

People constantly who have their eyes glued to their phone screens

And saying "we out here"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 30, 2014, 01:43:16 PM
she doesnt set the timer on the microwave or on the oven, so she constantly burns shit. she also does too much multi tasking while cooking, which leads to burning shit. its not that hard to set timers, i dont know why she doesnt. i tell her too all the time, but for some reason shes very anti timer. she doesnt like the ding or the buzzing noise.
This right here. This right here is the shit I hate. All my goddamn family members do that shit. Set the goddamn timer, morons! Also, my drunk ass, loud mouth, food smacking uncle who never closes doors/cabinets behind himself always leaves the fucking lights on in every room he leaves. He never shuts up either. I love you, Uncle D, but you're so annoying.

All my family members love shitty television too. They wonder why I don't hang out with them in the living room. I'm not trying to watch the latest episode of "Starving Models", "Rap Wives", "Redneck Towing", or "Judge Angry Black".
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on January 30, 2014, 06:39:40 PM
When people put the fucking toilet paper roll on so that it rolls under instead of over.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: mex.ceferino on January 31, 2014, 01:19:43 AM
the sight and sound of people chewing with their mouth open, particularly when overweight people do it
in other words, every time i bump into my fucking roommate eating.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on January 31, 2014, 06:50:24 PM
I don't know if I ever posted this here but, dudes who drive around with no shirt on really piss me off.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Adam Abbas on February 09, 2014, 09:15:37 AM
I don't know if I ever posted this here but, dudes who drive around with no shirt on really piss me off.

Had a good laugh at that


"That said"
"With that said"
"That being said"
"Having said that"
"With that being said"
"With that having being said"

These phrases get on my nerves
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on February 09, 2014, 09:27:10 AM
people who care which way the toilet paper roll is supposed to go. shut up and wipe your fucking ass.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on February 09, 2014, 01:42:11 PM
people who care which way the toilet paper roll is supposed to go. shut up and wipe your fucking ass.
QFT
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on February 09, 2014, 05:02:11 PM
people who care which way the toilet paper roll is supposed to go. shut up and wipe your fucking ass.
QFT


People who use abbreviations that require a visit to urbandictionary.com in order to understand.


Just kidding. I got a Laugh out of this.
Did have to visit urbandictionary though.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: raunchyrick on February 10, 2014, 08:19:52 AM
Double negatives.
People who say "Mind as well" instead of "might as well"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Jumping Beans on February 10, 2014, 08:49:11 AM
People who walk around reeking of BO and try to justify it with some bullshit anti-deodorant speech.  I don't care.  You stink.  Do something about it.

People who can't take the hint when you're being quiet don't feel like talking, so they just talk more and louder in an attempt to get you talking.

People who stare at you like a moron and stay standing in your way when you're clearly trying to get by them.  Instead of making me say Excuse me while I'm while I'm carrying a load of shit, how about you just gtfo of my way.

I have stop myself here.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: NickDagger on February 10, 2014, 09:10:53 AM
Brat little kid spits on people (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtq2n2qgP4A#)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pabst on February 10, 2014, 02:32:33 PM
Dudes at parks who think they get a pass at snaking people because they're filming

fuck snakes.
fuck park footage.


Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: GAY on February 10, 2014, 02:34:30 PM
people who care which way the toilet paper roll is supposed to go. shut up and wipe your fucking ass.

Oh my you and I would NOT get along no sir.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on February 10, 2014, 02:47:15 PM
you dont wipe?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: GAY on February 10, 2014, 02:48:46 PM
you dont wipe?

Oh I wipe like a motherfucker.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on February 10, 2014, 02:57:44 PM
creepy old guys who sit beside and really close to much younger girls on the bus and everyone can feel how uncomfortable they are, I seriously want to kick them in the face!

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on February 10, 2014, 07:52:47 PM
i don't know if i've already posted this here

honestly one of my hugest pet peeves - that makes me enraged, and i can't even deal, even though i guess it shouldn't - is sitting at a restaurant and the table is uneven, and teeter totters.  and you have to ask someone to come fix it or get a napkin and fix the leg yourself. 

if it gets fixed, i'm fine.  and i can move on.

if people at the table just say "it's ok" and try to continue eating at said table, that is teeter-tottering, and almost fucking spilling our drinks, it drives me absolutely fucking crazy.  to where i will demand that we move tables, or leave. 

life is hard
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Probably A Robot on February 10, 2014, 08:26:22 PM
When someone is giving a really long winded or poorly articulated explanation of something, and you are trying to convey that you fully understand what they are getting at, but they insist on spending another 5 minutes trying to make you "get it".
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Harem on February 10, 2014, 09:26:36 PM
People who stand still on small escalators.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Jumping Beans on February 11, 2014, 07:48:58 AM
I might slowly walk down an escalator, but to hell with walking up them, the stairs move for a reason.  An escalator ride is what, 15 seconds?  Just chill out.  Escalator rushers are just as shitty as people who tailgate dangerously close thinking they`ll get there way faster.  Or people who stand 6 inches behind you in line, breathing down your neck.  Or waitresses who think telling cooks to rush and staring at them, will make them go faster instead of slower.

Yeah, being hurried is a huge peeve of mine.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: IanBZHD on February 11, 2014, 11:01:28 AM
the sight and sound of people chewing with their mouth open, particularly when overweight people do it
in other words, every time i bump into my fucking roommate eating.


Damn, seriously! If there's one thing i can't stand it's people chewing with their mouth open. Do you not hear yourself? Do you think that isn't bothering anybody? Have some fucking class and chew with your mouth shut like a normal person with values. Fat people are very guilty of this, and I lose it even harder because their fat and I'm a shitty person. Gum too, fuck gum. It's like smacking food that never goes away. That's goddamn ignorant.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on February 11, 2014, 11:05:16 AM
people who can't understand my accent and say 'what' all the time. also when people use 'ghetto' to mean low budget. does your cheap ass whatever remind you of a bunch of similar people stuck or living in the same area? most slang is general is pretty bad. wiggerz. any kind of puddle cause i live in perennial fear of rusty berrings.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Jared on February 11, 2014, 11:08:56 AM
This relaxed "Background" parenting style that is so popular these days. I work at a restaurant and some of the messes these kids leave are ridiculous. The parents just don't seem to care when their children are running rampant in public and turning a table into a shitshow.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on February 15, 2014, 09:02:03 AM
when i worked at a call center id chew gum on the phones all the time and people would be like are you chewing gum like all offended lol
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on February 15, 2014, 10:13:31 AM
If there's one thing i can't stand it's people chewing with their mouth open. Do you not hear yourself? Do you think that isn't bothering anybody? Have some fucking class and chew with your mouth shut like a normal person with values. Fat people are very guilty of this

You sound like a little trust fund schoolboy bitch
lol! that shit is fuckin gross though
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: L33Tg33k on November 03, 2014, 07:05:38 AM
I hate when people attempt to end an argument by saying "Well, life isn't fair". No shit life isn't fair, it doesn't give you license to be a dick. You see, striving for fairness, equality, honesty, these are the things that make a good person. When you tell someone to shut up because life isn't fair so you don't have to be either, you're saying I give up on this issue and resolve myself to be shitty because it's easier or I need to feel like I won.

Fair warning: I don't recommend any underage users to say anything I said in response to their parents unless they want to have their ass kicked.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dillanharp on November 03, 2014, 07:09:58 AM
People making left turns that feel the need to cut right abruptly before making the turn.

Life not being fair.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on November 03, 2014, 02:52:15 PM
(I work in education)

What the fuck are you going to college for if you don't want to be there? This shit is expensive and you're wasting my fucking time coming in here, fucking around on your phone all day, and then saying "wait what was that part about..." I want to choke the life out of you.

Also my wife unplugs the microwave and coffee maker when they aren't in use. I understand the mentality but 1. electricity is not a finite resource and 2. I am willing to pay the extra $1.35 a year to keep the microwave telling me what time it is.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Durndle on November 03, 2014, 03:13:33 PM
marine mammals
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Decreed Bratton on November 03, 2014, 04:16:47 PM
(I work in education)

What the fuck are you going to college for if you don't want to be there? This shit is expensive and you're wasting my fucking time coming in here, fucking around on your phone all day, and then saying "wait what was that part about..." I want to choke the life out of you.

Also my wife unplugs the microwave and coffee maker when they aren't in use. I understand the mentality but 1. electricity is not a finite resource and 2. I am willing to pay the extra $1.35 a year to keep the microwave telling me what time it is.

Don't know about the microwave, but I worked in a place where the coffee maker caused a fire so you may want to thank your wife on that one.

I hate the term "It is what it is."
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dillanharp on November 03, 2014, 04:48:16 PM
(I work in education)

What the fuck are you going to college for if you don't want to be there? This shit is expensive and you're wasting my fucking time coming in here, fucking around on your phone all day, and then saying "wait what was that part about..." I want to choke the life out of you.

Also my wife unplugs the microwave and coffee maker when they aren't in use. I understand the mentality but 1. electricity is not a finite resource and 2. I am willing to pay the extra $1.35 a year to keep the microwave telling me what time it is.

I have a long English class taught by a 70 year old woman who has gone over the same poetry section 3 classes in a row. READING THE SAME SHIT FROM THE TEXT FOR ALMOST 8 HOURS. She ordered the wrong book at the start of class, she has also yelled at us for not turning in assignments that she forgot to assign. Sometimes my phone is the only thing that keeps me from slamming my forehead in to the point of my pen Monday and Wednesday afternoons. That's the only class where I fuck around on my phone.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on November 03, 2014, 05:44:04 PM
(I work in education)

What the fuck are you going to college for if you don't want to be there? This shit is expensive and you're wasting my fucking time coming in here, fucking around on your phone all day, and then saying "wait what was that part about..." I want to choke the life out of you.

Also my wife unplugs the microwave and coffee maker when they aren't in use. I understand the mentality but 1. electricity is not a finite resource and 2. I am willing to pay the extra $1.35 a year to keep the microwave telling me what time it is.

I have a long English class taught by a 70 year old woman who has gone over the same poetry section 3 classes in a row. READING THE SAME SHIT FROM THE TEXT FOR ALMOST 8 HOURS. She ordered the wrong book at the start of class, she has also yelled at us for not turning in assignments that she forgot to assign. Sometimes my phone is the only thing that keeps me from slamming my forehead in to the point of my pen Monday and Wednesday afternoons. That's the only class where I fuck around on my phone.

I get that classes can be boring. It's fucking boring listening to someone talk for an extended period of time, especially if they're doing like that old broad does. I teach animation though and that shit is cool. You don't go to a class like that if you don't already have an interest in doing it, you know? You asked me to teach you how to animate, and that's exactly what I'm doing, so put your goddamn phone away and listen to me. (Not YOU you, the queen's you)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on November 03, 2014, 05:48:10 PM
what really gets my grundle is people deleting my fb comments. sometimes for reasons of 'offensiveness' and other times for no good reason. censorship is american and that's why france is better than us.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shitsandwich on November 03, 2014, 06:28:09 PM
When my rep goes down, it's like you guys don't get my ingenious observations
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on November 04, 2014, 06:58:34 AM
people who dont put the dvds back in their fucking cases. when i play a dvd, i put the case on top of the dvd player, so that way the next person who comes to play a different dvd doesnt have to search for the case when they need to put the one thats in the player away. id say a good 100% of the time, ill come to the dvd player and sitting on top of it will be a case, then on top of that will be the dvd that goes in that case because someone was too fucking lazy to open it and put it away. let alone put the whole fucking package back where it belongs.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dillanharp on November 04, 2014, 07:14:24 AM
That's a good one JB.

Instead of taking out the trash, or even taking the full bag out of the can, my wife has a tendency to cram even more shit in to and on top of said full can so when I go to take it out the shit spills all over the floor.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: baroque_0bama on November 04, 2014, 08:23:49 AM
-Getting tapped on the shoulder
-when someone leaves an empty box of something in the fridge/freezer
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on November 04, 2014, 09:28:12 AM
Wet socks. Stepping in a puddle will ruin my day. Also can't stand people who wear white sunglasses
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on November 04, 2014, 09:43:17 AM
Also can't stand people who wear white sunglasses


haha. i love it when i see someone with that kind of kit. white oakleys, monster hoodie, backwards fox racing flex fit and some white puffy DCs. its pretty white trash where i live so i see people like this everywhere. my favorite is when they wear the sunglasses backwards like this.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4pmUNQE7llI/SczDKOmBE9I/AAAAAAAAHfQ/pKG_sL-mRjw/s400/guy.jpg)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Wall of Nausea on November 04, 2014, 10:32:36 AM
People who use ground level escalators (i.e. airports, etc.)
Folks who carry around floss picks and pick their teeth in public with said floss pick
Fucking pajama people, it's 3pm put on some fucking clothes. Colleges and stores all the damn time.
Sandals/flip flops
Headphones everywhere
People who play loud music on their phones in public and same goes for really obnoxious ringtones/awful songs
Dudes with long crusty fingernails
Eco/Hippie Jesus Hipsters
People who dress in what they think is classy or representational of having money, but are broke as fuck all the time (think the modern rap dude with a bunch of shit on him but can't buy his newports or cigarillos)
Excessive loud car stereos period
Harry Potter fans
Articles in the form of a list
People who do not own books
Overtly picky eaters
Vegan bacon
Hookah smokers generally the 16 - 23 year old or the college variety
Smart Car drivers aka a motorized roller skate for two
Celebrity worship
Overalls and excessive camo
Jailhouse flamboyancy as a celebrated character achievement

oh and anyone who wears these:
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/VibramFiveFingers/m148-hero.jpg)






Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on November 04, 2014, 10:48:27 AM
i fucking HATE jailhouse flamboyancy as a celebrated character achievement
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Wall of Nausea on November 04, 2014, 10:50:37 AM
i fucking HATE jailhouse flamboyancy as a celebrated character achievement
Powerman 420_69_187 RIP Wayne Static

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: abudabi on November 04, 2014, 11:20:17 AM
People who use ground level escalators (i.e. airports, etc.)
???
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on November 04, 2014, 11:37:29 AM
People who use ground level escalators (i.e. airports, etc.)
???

Not sure I understand that one either
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on November 04, 2014, 12:09:06 PM
People who use ground level escalators (i.e. airports, etc.)
???

Not sure I understand that one either

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_walkway (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_walkway)

they're pretty useful if you're in a rush, speeds up your pace at least 50%



let's see if i can get some stuff here

- clickbait articles
- people who hesitate to step on an escalator, acting like they're neil armstrong or something
- people not staying in the imaginary lanes when skating flatground
- 100+ page book being $30 and 400+ being $6


some day i'll go full martin luther and post a big list, but not now
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on November 04, 2014, 12:27:59 PM
Vegan straightedge hardcore: fuck it, no one cares. Labels are for soup cans (Yeah Pappalardo!) West Philadelphia punks are awful.
Talking aloud about your sexual endeavors in class: Never cared, but your talking aloud so I do care. Eat Glass?.
G Pens: It looks stupid
Wearing Joy Division shirts and not knowing shit. Love Will Tear Us Apart is not on the Unknown Pleasures shirt your wearing.
Nirvana: That band was never good. John Sharkey III of Clockcleaner said it best, "That band is dog shit". How you wore Flipper shirts and liked good music and came out sounding like you did is beyond me.
 Spitfire Formula 4 wheels that have three white wheels and a colored one. I don't get it.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on November 04, 2014, 01:09:03 PM
food trend hopping people. i swear the majority of people who eat shit like kale, quinoa, anything gluten free, organic, free range or farm raised do it more so because its hip instead of because its good for you. i went 26 years without ever hearing the word quinoa, then one week at work its everyones new staple. same thing with gluten free shit. for years everyone is fine, then the media starts telling people gluten is bad for you and now im hearing tales from 30 something year olds of how theyve recently discovered that theyre gluten intolerant. give me a fucking break.   

craft beer people are fucking ridiculous too. dont get me wrong, it tastes good, but ive seen a lot of people faking the funk when theyre drinking some goofy ass micro brew that costs 9 bucks a glass. maybe im just a cheapass, but i dont need a tulup shaped glass and an inch and a half of foam to enjoy a beer. the people who do know what theyre talking about are even worse because they'll start talking to you like you know the lingo and everything there is to know about brewing and want to talk your ear off about it.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on November 04, 2014, 01:23:14 PM
^once you go IPA you never go back
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: weedpop on November 04, 2014, 02:00:33 PM
Nirvana: That band was never good. John Sharkey III of Clockcleaner said it best, "That band is dog shit". How you wore Flipper shirts and liked good music and came out sounding like you did is beyond me.

Preach.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on November 05, 2014, 12:24:30 AM
Wearing Joy Division shirts and not knowing shit. Love Will Tear Us Apart is not on the Unknown Pleasures shirt your wearing.


Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirtyweemidden on November 05, 2014, 05:41:12 AM
food trend hopping people. i swear the majority of people who eat shit like kale, quinoa, anything gluten free, organic, free range or farm raised do it more so because its hip instead of because its good for you. i went 26 years without ever hearing the word quinoa, then one week at work its everyones new staple. same thing with gluten free shit. for years everyone is fine, then the media starts telling people gluten is bad for you and now im hearing tales from 30 something year olds of how theyve recently discovered that theyre gluten intolerant. give me a fucking break.?  ? 

craft beer people are fucking ridiculous too. dont get me wrong, it tastes good, but ive seen a lot of people faking the funk when theyre drinking some goofy ass micro brew that costs 9 bucks a glass. maybe im just a cheapass, but i dont need a tulup shaped glass and an inch and a half of foam to enjoy a beer. the people who do know what theyre talking about are even worse because they'll start talking to you like you know the lingo and everything there is to know about brewing and want to talk your ear off about it.



Nailed it!! Craft beer people do my fucking nut in! everything you said is pretty on point

even though I quite like the music of Nirvana
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulfillthedream on November 05, 2014, 07:45:39 AM
people walking slow in front of me
playing music/game from your mobile without earphones
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: LloydChristmas on November 05, 2014, 08:25:58 AM
Wearing Joy Division shirts and not knowing shit. Love Will Tear Us Apart is not on the Unknown Pleasures shirt your wearing.

similarly, college freshman girls wearing that one Ramones shirt.  always looks like the wardrobe they pick for the cranky teen daughter in movies where the family has to uproot and move to a new town.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: baroque_0bama on November 05, 2014, 09:26:22 AM
craft beer people are fucking ridiculous too. dont get me wrong, it tastes good, but ive seen a lot of people faking the funk when theyre drinking some goofy ass micro brew that costs 9 bucks a glass. maybe im just a cheapass, but i dont need a tulup shaped glass and an inch and a half of foam to enjoy a beer. the people who do know what theyre talking about are even worse because they'll start talking to you like you know the lingo and everything there is to know about brewing and want to talk your ear off about it.

yes, yes, yes. agreed 100%. I used to live with a kid who was super into craft beer and tried brewing his own from time to time. Kid was an idiot. drinking oatmeal stout out of a brandy snifter and trying to preach about the fucking aroma of chocolate coming from his glass. Also tried to fill a keg with his homebrew (nothing from the brew kit was ever sterilized), forgot about pressure, and the thing burst from the top one night, coating the ceiling with partially fermented lager.

Coffee snobs are also incredibly annoying. I work at a third wave coffee shop because I was tired of cooking and wanted a new skill set. I constantly have people asking me if our seasonal espresso has flavor notes of raspberry or stonefruit. If you want the flavor of raspberry, eat a fucking raspberry.


Also, the joy division comment made earlier is spot on.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ice nine on November 05, 2014, 09:36:37 AM
jb you sound like a passive aggressive asshole, wall of nasuea ur def one
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on November 05, 2014, 09:40:22 AM
when amateur youtube video makers ruin perfectly good videos by putting really over the top, heavy handed music that's supposed to tug the heart strings more.  like an AT&T commercial or something

like this

http://gawker.com/baby-celebrates-first-crawl-with-a-little-dog-kiss-o-1654983947 (http://gawker.com/baby-celebrates-first-crawl-with-a-little-dog-kiss-o-1654983947)


Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on November 05, 2014, 09:58:14 AM
jb you sound like a passive aggressive asshole, wall of nasuea ur def one


probably. i know im being whiny and dramatic in this thread, so that probably boosts the assholeness.
passive aggressive, sure, ill own up to that. im definitely not an outspoken asshole.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: posguy on November 05, 2014, 01:15:33 PM
people who dont put the dvds back in their fucking cases. when i play a dvd, i put the case on top of the dvd player, so that way the next person who comes to play a different dvd doesnt have to search for the case when they need to put the one thats in the player away. id say a good 100% of the time, ill come to the dvd player and sitting on top of it will be a case, then on top of that will be the dvd that goes in that case because someone was too fucking lazy to open it and put it away. let alone put the whole fucking package back where it belongs.

Fuck those people!

What the fuck are you going to college for if you don't want to be there? This shit is expensive and you're wasting my fucking time coming in here, fucking around on your phone all day, and then saying "wait what was that part about..." I want to choke the life out of you.

Fair play but if you're a shitty teacher and not engaging your students with interesting material then you're wasting our time by standing up there. One example, I was taking history of graphic design in Philly and the class was 4 hours long (normal for my school, met once a week for four hours for each class) and this class was at 8am in a room with no windows and the teacher had a monotone and turned off the lights for four hours of slides. I think a few people passed the class and many people didn't bother showing up to the final.

people who take for fucking ever at the sugar / creamer section of the coffee shop.  how many times do you need to stir your coffee before you feel it's sufficiently blended?  10,000?


people that use cream or sugar in coffee. 

Women kind of get a pass, but if you are a man, and do not drink coffee black... I have no respect for you.

I have no respect for people who like pugs, except Joey Brezinksi but he's got those manual tricks down solid

also on the list
- people who don't clean up after themselves
- asshats who sit right at the spot I'm skating
- Longboarders who see me and give me a nod or something because I'm skating too. Fuck you! Get off your board
- People smoking cigarettes and/or weed at a skatepark with kids around, yah it's america and you can do whatever the fuck you want to do but let's just keep it away from the kids. You don't see me putting your cigarette out on your tongue, do you?
- skaters who snake tricks and then try to high five you
- non skaters wearing skate gear
- magazines and pros like Thrasher, Transworld, Shuriken Shannon, etc. giving people like Lil Wayne and Justin Bieber attention because they skate
- park heros
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: pugmaster on November 05, 2014, 03:52:36 PM
"I have no respect for people who like pugs, except Joey Brezinksi but he's got those manual tricks down solid"

-Natek the pederast

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Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on November 05, 2014, 04:27:54 PM
The term "life hack"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirtyweemidden on November 06, 2014, 02:43:53 AM
the word epic
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Paco Supreme on November 06, 2014, 02:55:20 AM
The term "life hack"

I read a news article titled "10 travel hacks you never knew" the other day, have people just started using the word hack instead of tip?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: BraveUlysses on November 06, 2014, 03:55:56 PM
The term "life hack"

I read a news article titled "10 travel hacks you never knew" the other day, have people just started using the word hack instead of tip?
Seems that way. I can't get on Youtube without seeing the thumbnail of this one dude with a stupid face offering "10 skate hacks"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: VHS on November 09, 2014, 07:43:34 PM
- People smoking cigarettes and/or weed at a skatepark with kids around, yah it's america and you can do whatever the fuck you want to do but let's just keep it away from the kids. You don't see me putting your cigarette out on your tongue, do you?
sounds like you're stuck in the 90s. You can see someone smoking most substances almost anywhere in big cities
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: LloydChristmas on November 10, 2014, 07:19:49 AM
The term "life hack"

I read a news article titled "10 travel hacks you never knew" the other day, have people just started using the word hack instead of tip?
Seems that way. I can't get on Youtube without seeing the thumbnail of this one dude with a stupid face offering "10 skate hacks"

yeah, that's Chris Chann, you may remember him from Pros Vs Joes.  thanks again, berrics.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: posguy on November 10, 2014, 07:36:45 AM
- People smoking cigarettes and/or weed at a skatepark with kids around, yah it's america and you can do whatever the fuck you want to do but let's just keep it away from the kids. You don't see me putting your cigarette out on your tongue, do you?
sounds like you're stuck in the 90s. You can see someone smoking most substances almost anywhere in big cities

I don't care about people smoking, just not around little kids. I guess it's just the decent thing to do
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: VHS on November 10, 2014, 08:49:58 AM
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Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: RCB3 on November 10, 2014, 09:15:51 AM
I know this has been a discussed topic a lot on SLAP, but people asking money through crowd-funding sites is getting ridiculous. I saw a guy on instagram asking for 600 for a new lens because his broke. What the hell is going on? So it's ok if you need something new to just ask for money? I understand certain scenarios for big projects, but just because your camera got hit doesn't mean people should give you money for it. I feel like an old man saying how it used to be different back in the day and this new generation of kids are fucked.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on November 10, 2014, 09:59:06 AM
- Roy Choi
- tattooed chefs in general / the idea of the "rebel outlaw chef"
- open faced sandwiches
- the slick hair, beard, ray ban glass frames, flannel, tat look (it's tired guys - give it a rest)
- people pushing strollers who assume that you should get out of their way
- people who use the word "delish"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on March 06, 2015, 03:52:50 PM
Watching those that take pictures with their iPad
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: L33Tg33k on March 06, 2015, 06:23:58 PM
Anti-Social Justice Warriors. Maybe it's just because of the sites that I frequent but I find that the blowback against SJWs is larger than the social justice movement in the first place. It's to the point that it's a popular belief that white male privilege doesn't exist at all. Of course there's a lot of SWJs saying the stupidest shit you could imagine in the name of equality, but when men's rights chauvinists and outright racists are getting praised for the hate they spew, it cuts me deep. Whatever though. It's not like I'm doing anything to make it any better.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pabst on March 09, 2015, 02:41:11 PM
Anti-Social Justice Warriors. Maybe it's just because of the sites that I frequent but I find that the blowback against SJWs is larger than the social justice movement in the first place. It's to the point that it's a popular belief that white male privilege doesn't exist at all. Of course there's a lot of SWJs saying the stupidest shit you could imagine in the name of equality, but when men's rights chauvinists and outright racists are getting praised for the hate they spew, it cuts me deep. Whatever though. It's not like I'm doing anything to make it any better.

Just don't read the comments and just succeed at life without concern.
Wait, shit I'm white and possess a cock.


Sorry man, I tried.


There is a skate shop that just opened two blocks from house in the historic district of my city. They carry a ton of NHS and bones shit, which is tight.
They are also a roller derby shop.
roller skates.
roller
fucking
skates.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Grampa on March 09, 2015, 03:27:00 PM
The rent-raising yuppie fuckfaces who moved into the house behind me and decided to go all "rustic" and "sustainable" or whatever and get a fucking rooster. Hearing this thing go off every 2 minutes ALL DAY is driving me bananas.

Make a choice: go live in the sticks and farm and realize there is absolutely nothing cutesy and olde-timey about your hard, unglamorous life, or continue to ruin cities by simply existing and living your boring, worthless, culture sucking, app-developing life. You can't have both.

Bottom line, if you live in a city and decide to buy a rooster, consider your rooster fucking murdered.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on March 09, 2015, 04:49:01 PM
Social media has been putting me in a rage lately. Here are some choice nuggets.

"dat ____ doe", especially people who throw that shit around on social media all day but I know would sound so unforgivably stupid saying it in real life

"bae" and all its variations

People who take a photo of their mom, dad, girlfriend, boyfriend, friend, kid, whatever, and put it on instagram in black and white and write a super long caption about how much that person means to them. It's great you feel this way about this person but just call them and tell them that, you self-centered fuck. Don't make it about you.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on March 12, 2015, 07:31:45 AM
The rent-raising yuppie fuckfaces who moved into the house behind me and decided to go all "rustic" and "sustainable" or whatever and get a fucking rooster. Hearing this thing go off every 2 minutes ALL DAY is driving me bananas.

Make a choice: go live in the sticks and farm and realize there is absolutely nothing cutesy and olde-timey about your hard, unglamorous life, or continue to ruin cities by simply existing and living your boring, worthless, culture sucking, app-developing life. You can't have both.

Bottom line, if you live in a city and decide to buy a rooster, consider your rooster fucking murdered.



i laughed really hard at this. but i agree, roosters, or any farm animals for that matter, belong on farms and not in the city or the suburbs.


what bugs me? people who talk to themselves at their desks so that everyone else around them can hear them.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: LloydChristmas on March 12, 2015, 04:42:45 PM
The rent-raising yuppie fuckfaces who moved into the house behind me and decided to go all "rustic" and "sustainable" or whatever and get a fucking rooster. Hearing this thing go off every 2 minutes ALL DAY is driving me bananas.

Make a choice: go live in the sticks and farm and realize there is absolutely nothing cutesy and olde-timey about your hard, unglamorous life, or continue to ruin cities by simply existing and living your boring, worthless, culture sucking, app-developing life. You can't have both.

Bottom line, if you live in a city and decide to buy a rooster, consider your rooster fucking murdered.



i laughed really hard at this. but i agree, roosters, or any farm animals for that matter, belong on farms and not in the city or the suburbs.


what bugs me? people who talk to themselves at their desks so that everyone else around them can hear them.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: chillout on March 12, 2015, 05:28:45 PM
I know this has been a discussed topic a lot on SLAP, but people asking money through crowd-funding sites is getting ridiculous. I saw a guy on instagram asking for 600 for a new lens because his broke. What the hell is going on? So it's ok if you need something new to just ask for money? I understand certain scenarios for big projects, but just because your camera got hit doesn't mean people should give you money for it. I feel like an old man saying how it used to be different back in the day and this new generation of kids are fucked.

this. a fucking kid from my hometown crowdfunded moving expenses to California to "pursue his dream of being a professional skateboarder". pretty sure he ended up with like 1g and is now filming with nigel alexander. make your own fucking money
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on March 12, 2015, 10:01:00 PM
people that feel the need to start every single one of their posts with
Quote
y'all
  ::)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dillanharp on March 12, 2015, 10:08:37 PM
There is a skate shop that just opened two blocks from house in the historic district of my city. They carry a ton of NHS and bones shit, which is tight.
They are also a roller derby shop.
roller skates.
roller
fucking
skates.
Those roller derby girls have thick legs and fat asses. Like angrier softball or volleyball girls. This is a good thing.

The rent-raising yuppie fuckfaces who moved into the house behind me and decided to go all "rustic" and "sustainable" or whatever and get a fucking rooster. Hearing this thing go off every 2 minutes ALL DAY is driving me bananas.

Make a choice: go live in the sticks and farm and realize there is absolutely nothing cutesy and olde-timey about your hard, unglamorous life, or continue to ruin cities by simply existing and living your boring, worthless, culture sucking, app-developing life. You can't have both.

Bottom line, if you live in a city and decide to buy a rooster, consider your rooster fucking murdered.


Fuck that's funny. Not a lot of mexicans in your neighborhood? Growing up it was normal to hear that shit. Pretty sure there's ordinances about farm animals within city limits, might want to check in to it before you kill it. If you do decide to kill it though, shoot the fucker, because a pissed off rooster will fuck you up.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on March 13, 2015, 12:17:56 AM
I know this has been a discussed topic a lot on SLAP, but people asking money through crowd-funding sites is getting ridiculous. I saw a guy on instagram asking for 600 for a new lens because his broke. What the hell is going on? So it's ok if you need something new to just ask for money? I understand certain scenarios for big projects, but just because your camera got hit doesn't mean people should give you money for it. I feel like an old man saying how it used to be different back in the day and this new generation of kids are fucked.

this. a fucking kid from my hometown crowdfunded moving expenses to California to "pursue his dream of being a professional skateboarder". pretty sure he ended up with like 1g and is now filming with nigel alexander. make your own fucking money
pine?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: BraveUlysses on March 14, 2015, 06:16:48 AM
When people say "open your eyes" when talking about things like government or pollution problems or whatever.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: chillout on March 14, 2015, 01:06:16 PM
I know this has been a discussed topic a lot on SLAP, but people asking money through crowd-funding sites is getting ridiculous. I saw a guy on instagram asking for 600 for a new lens because his broke. What the hell is going on? So it's ok if you need something new to just ask for money? I understand certain scenarios for big projects, but just because your camera got hit doesn't mean people should give you money for it. I feel like an old man saying how it used to be different back in the day and this new generation of kids are fucked.

this. a fucking kid from my hometown crowdfunded moving expenses to California to "pursue his dream of being a professional skateboarder". pretty sure he ended up with like 1g and is now filming with nigel alexander. make your own fucking money
pine?

nah
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Greg Road on March 14, 2015, 01:20:57 PM
People that chew with their mouths open. You make me sick.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bea! on March 14, 2015, 02:55:53 PM
Moms.  Not just any mom in particular, and definitely not MY mom... just moms.  something about when you get a bunch of them together, their "mom" small talk and their "mom" chit chat really grates my nerves.  blocking up the sidewalk by lining up 3 strollers next to each other.

Mom small talk.  "how old?" "omg baby gap has these" "his little polo looks so cute!" "OMG are those baby uggs???".  being all passive as people say "how cuuuuuuuute". 

I hate MOMS

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Smell Good on March 18, 2015, 06:25:52 PM
Fuck these assholes walking their dogs at night wearing dark clothes. I live in a poorly lit neighborhood. I only see them when they're like 5 feet away from my car

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Crybaby Shithead on March 18, 2015, 08:56:58 PM
in some "more progressive" areas of the US more people have started to identify as genderqueer, which is something that doesn't bother me, but people who wear it as a badge really bug me

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: abudabi on March 18, 2015, 09:26:58 PM
what does that mean?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JerrySeinfeld on March 19, 2015, 04:33:54 AM
People that chew with their mouths open. You make me sick.

YES! fuck I hate that one, I was going to write it down as well. One of my friends does it and I don't have the heart to tell him
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JerrySeinfeld on March 19, 2015, 04:37:17 AM
There is a skate shop that just opened two blocks from house in the historic district of my city. They carry a ton of NHS and bones shit, which is tight.
They are also a roller derby shop.
roller skates.
roller
fucking
skates.
Those roller derby girls have thick legs and fat asses. Like angrier softball or volleyball girls. This is a good thing.


The rent-raising yuppie fuckfaces who moved into the house behind me and decided to go all "rustic" and "sustainable" or whatever and get a fucking rooster. Hearing this thing go off every 2 minutes ALL DAY is driving me bananas.

Make a choice: go live in the sticks and farm and realize there is absolutely nothing cutesy and olde-timey about your hard, unglamorous life, or continue to ruin cities by simply existing and living your boring, worthless, culture sucking, app-developing life. You can't have both.

Bottom line, if you live in a city and decide to buy a rooster, consider your rooster fucking murdered.


Fuck that's funny. Not a lot of mexicans in your neighborhood? Growing up it was normal to hear that shit. Pretty sure there's ordinances about farm animals within city limits, might want to check in to it before you kill it. If you do decide to kill it though, shoot the fucker, because a pissed off rooster will fuck you up.


Yes I agree a rooster is dumb as shit. I live in a city and I overheard some couple talking about getting a pig while I was at the vet with my dog.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bea! on March 20, 2015, 07:09:45 AM
There is a skate shop that just opened two blocks from house in the historic district of my city. They carry a ton of NHS and bones shit, which is tight.
They are also a roller derby shop.
roller skates.
roller
fucking
skates.
Those roller derby girls have thick legs and fat asses. Like angrier softball or volleyball girls. This is a good thing.


The rent-raising yuppie fuckfaces who moved into the house behind me and decided to go all "rustic" and "sustainable" or whatever and get a fucking rooster. Hearing this thing go off every 2 minutes ALL DAY is driving me bananas.

Make a choice: go live in the sticks and farm and realize there is absolutely nothing cutesy and olde-timey about your hard, unglamorous life, or continue to ruin cities by simply existing and living your boring, worthless, culture sucking, app-developing life. You can't have both.

Bottom line, if you live in a city and decide to buy a rooster, consider your rooster fucking murdered.


Fuck that's funny. Not a lot of mexicans in your neighborhood? Growing up it was normal to hear that shit. Pretty sure there's ordinances about farm animals within city limits, might want to check in to it before you kill it. If you do decide to kill it though, shoot the fucker, because a pissed off rooster will fuck you up.


Yes I agree a rooster is dumb as shit. I live in a city and I overheard some couple talking about getting a pig while I was at the vet with my dog.

Shit, that was probably me and my girlfriend.  I've been dying to get a pet pig.  i knew somebody who lived in an apartment in Portland who had one...it's possible.

PET PEEVE- seeing Kanye West's fucking square face.  I'm sick of seeing it EVERYWHERE i go, every time i go online... i see it a hundred times every time I check out Slap, check my email, etc..  FUCK THAT GUY and fuck you for having him in your sig.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on March 20, 2015, 01:37:58 PM
The rampant overuse of "Keep Calm and _____" posters
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on March 20, 2015, 02:05:37 PM
The rampant overuse of "Keep Calm and _____" posters

"keep calm and stop gagging"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: smellyweeny on March 20, 2015, 11:06:31 PM
My roommate tenderly places toilet paper on top of the roll holder. THE TP GOES ON THE ROLL, NOT "ON" THE ROLL!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on March 21, 2015, 06:09:10 PM
i dont know if this is a pet peeve, or just something that i think is really stupid, but it bothers the hell out of me when people travel to someplace new, then go and out to eat at chain restaurants. i know i shouldnt care if im not there, but to me the idea of being in some place new and eating at some place that you have back home is pretty retarded, especially in this day and age where its not very hard to figure out what are the really good restaurants in any given area. the whole point of traveling to some place new is to get away and do something that you cant do at home, right?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: smellyweeny on March 23, 2015, 10:07:13 PM
i dont know if this is a pet peeve, or just something that i think is really stupid, but it bothers the hell out of me when people travel to someplace new, then go and out to eat at chain restaurants. i know i shouldnt care if im not there, but to me the idea of being in some place new and eating at some place that you have back home is pretty retarded, especially in this day and age where its not very hard to figure out what are the really good restaurants in any given area. the whole point of traveling to some place new is to get away and do something that you cant do at home, right?

Fuck yeah. Seeing tourists walking into a mcdonalds really grinds my gears
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wallieD on March 25, 2015, 06:48:25 PM
i dont know if this is a pet peeve, or just something that i think is really stupid, but it bothers the hell out of me when people travel to someplace new, then go and out to eat at chain restaurants. i know i shouldnt care if im not there, but to me the idea of being in some place new and eating at some place that you have back home is pretty retarded, especially in this day and age where its not very hard to figure out what are the really good restaurants in any given area. the whole point of traveling to some place new is to get away and do something that you cant do at home, right?
that's true, but maybe some of them are like me. i don't have the greatest stomach so when i'm away from home i just play it safe and eat what i know. mcdonalds isn't a great example.. but i wouldn't want to risk giving up a day of vacation to be sitting on a toilet
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on March 26, 2015, 07:27:23 AM
i dont know if this is a pet peeve, or just something that i think is really stupid, but it bothers the hell out of me when people travel to someplace new, then go and out to eat at chain restaurants. i know i shouldnt care if im not there, but to me the idea of being in some place new and eating at some place that you have back home is pretty retarded, especially in this day and age where its not very hard to figure out what are the really good restaurants in any given area. the whole point of traveling to some place new is to get away and do something that you cant do at home, right?
that's true, but maybe some of them are like me. i don't have the greatest stomach so when i'm away from home i just play it safe and eat what i know. mcdonalds isn't a great example.. but i wouldn't want to risk giving up a day of vacation to be sitting on a toilet


yeah, i understand people who are picky eaters and thats fine. i was trying to say that going to some place like applebees when youre on vacation is lame. id rather try out the local spots than eat chain food any day, even if its just burgers and fries or pizza or something basic.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Smell Good on March 26, 2015, 01:52:27 PM
My dad's insistence on using Internet Explorer

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on March 26, 2015, 02:01:21 PM
My dad's insistence on using Internet Explorer




my parents refusal to spend their own time learning how to use new technology.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on March 26, 2015, 02:29:21 PM
my mom doesn't love sosa! :-[
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bea! on March 26, 2015, 05:39:30 PM
people who read when they're walking down the street.  you are just begging to be tripped.

people who blast music on their already annoyingly loud motorcycle.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on March 26, 2015, 05:43:17 PM
people who drink tea in public
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Adam Abbas on March 28, 2015, 11:15:52 PM
It irks me whenever I see someone standing with their legs spread too far apart. And if they're crossing their arms, that just makes it worse. It's funny, but it's stupid.

Also when a homeless person asks me for change, and I politely acknowledge them but have to say no, and they get rude and dismissive. I always make it a point to take notice of them and respond to them, even if I don't have money. But when they become indignant it needles me, albeit temporarily.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on April 07, 2015, 10:56:09 AM
Road bicyclists. It pisses me off that by law I have to drive terribly slow behind them until it's safe to pass. I also hate that they sport the whole "we have the same rights as cars" spiel yet they don't abide by these rules. They run stop signs, run stop lights, make unsafe lane changes. They do a lot of unsafe illegal shit and at the same time expect cars to show respect. Fuckers
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on April 08, 2015, 10:54:47 AM
when people try to serve a healthy or healthier version of something unhealthy. sometimes its actually pretty good, like for example i think substituting spaghetti squash for noodles is pretty good. black bean burgers are pretty good too, but i think of them as something totally different than a hamburger. id say 9/10 times the healthy version is just terrible though. there are plenty of things that are good for you that taste good too, but if you try to make non fat, low cal cupcakes, or pizza with wheat crust, or put a hotdog on a whole wheat bun, youre just ruining the meal. this probably makes me sound ungrateful but id rather just not eat than eat something that sucks, especially when the real version of it is so much better.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Suit Up! on April 08, 2015, 06:11:53 PM
People that brew their own beer that have to remind you how "this one tastes just like VB etc"
Just drink VB if you like it so much.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: BraveUlysses on April 08, 2015, 07:10:09 PM
Working retail has made me realize how much I'm not down for a lot "normal" white people. Like ones who have really bad humor and too much enthusiasm. This feeling is more apparent when I'm working at my local surf/skate shop.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: LloydChristmas on April 08, 2015, 07:33:01 PM
Working retail has made me realize how much I'm not down for a lot "normal" white people. Like ones who have really bad humor and too much enthusiasm. This feeling is more apparent when I'm working at my local surf/skate shop.

in that same vein...

office environment small talk/banter.  office space "case of the mondays" type stuff is rampant at my workplace.  i feel like peter gibbons.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dillanharp on April 08, 2015, 08:23:22 PM
Going out to eat and the people in the booth in front of you sit together on the same side next to each other and face you.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: augustmoon on April 08, 2015, 08:46:49 PM
Working retail has made me realize how much I'm not down for a lot "normal" white people. Like ones who have really bad humor and too much enthusiasm. This feeling is more apparent when I'm working at my local surf/skate shop.

in that same vein...

office environment small talk/banter.  office space "case of the mondays" type stuff is rampant at my workplace.  i feel like peter gibbons.

i once had a bad performance review at an office i worked at, and when they asked me what was wrong i said: "you know the movie office space?  i feel like that.  i just come here and stare at the screen all day and zone out" 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on April 09, 2015, 06:31:07 AM
Working retail has made me realize how much I'm not down for a lot "normal" white people. Like ones who have really bad humor and too much enthusiasm. This feeling is more apparent when I'm working at my local surf/skate shop.

in that same vein...

office environment small talk/banter.  office space "case of the mondays" type stuff is rampant at my workplace.  i feel like peter gibbons.

i once had a bad performance review at an office i worked at, and when they asked me what was wrong i said: "you know the movie office space?  i feel like that.  i just come here and stare at the screen all day and zone out" 


i think im pretty lucky with my office. most people are cool but there are a few people who are like that "case of the mondays" lady. this one lady talks to me like im her 5 year old son and it drives me nuts.

what bugs me more than anything is when my older coworkers dont show me as much respect as everyone else because of my age. ive been at this job for 4 years, full time for 2.5, and some people still treat me like an intern. it was my birthday a few weeks ago and someone asked how old i was going to be. i told her 27 and she acted all shocked and said that she still thinks of me as the baby of the office. i asked what she thought about another one of our coworkers who is two years younger than me and she said that she thinks of him as an equal because she has to trust his work (theyre both editors), but im still looked at as the baby because im just a designer. i was pissed for the rest of the day. not that she thinks that someone younger than me is her equal (i look at everyone here as equals), but the fact that she felt that it was ok to flat out disrespect me to my face.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Grampa on April 09, 2015, 02:24:10 PM
The totally progressive, self sustaining, BMW driving urban farmers behind my house now have not one, but two roosters. All I have are literally 3 measly feet from my bedroom window to the waist high chain link fence that separate me from my personal Hell. Fuck me, right? The worthless piles of human skin are somehow managing to pull off the difficult feat of gentrifying a predominately white neighborhood, as my rent has been raised due to soaring property values. Stoked!

Anyways, I called the city and found out that roosters are allowed in my neighborhood, but there are some noise ordinances, blah blah.  For whatever reason, no one else in the neighborhood seems bothered by them. Not even the "I don't dial 911(with picture of shotgun)", Infowars stickers psychos up the street, or the always insanely pissed off gay couple around the corner. I really don't want to be the shitty angry old man who isn't even old. So I'm just dealing with it.


 :'( Boo hoo.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulfillthedream on April 09, 2015, 08:12:31 PM
The totally progressive, self sustaining, BMW driving urban farmers behind my house now have not one, but two roosters. All I have are literally 3 measly feet from my bedroom window to the waist high chain link fence that separate me from my personal Hell. Fuck me, right? The worthless piles of human skin are somehow managing to pull off the difficult feat of gentrifying a predominately white neighborhood, as my rent has been raised due to soaring property values. Stoked!

Anyways, I called the city and found out that roosters are allowed in my neighborhood, but there are some noise ordinances, blah blah.  For whatever reason, no one else in the neighborhood seems bothered by them. Not even the "I don't dial 911(with picture of shotgun)", Infowars stickers psychos up the street, or the always insanely pissed off gay couple around the corner. I really don't want to be the shitty angry old man who isn't even old. So I'm just dealing with it.


 :'( Boo hoo.

fuck that sucks- im a sensitive sleeper so i always sleep with a loud ass fan on to filter out any noise.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: essal on April 09, 2015, 11:11:28 PM
tiny slow walking people.
especially with umbrellas.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tufty on April 10, 2015, 04:15:26 AM
i dont know if this is a pet peeve, or just something that i think is really stupid, but it bothers the hell out of me when people travel to someplace new, then go and out to eat at chain restaurants. i know i shouldnt care if im not there, but to me the idea of being in some place new and eating at some place that you have back home is pretty retarded, especially in this day and age where its not very hard to figure out what are the really good restaurants in any given area. the whole point of traveling to some place new is to get away and do something that you cant do at home, right?

Low budget sometimes. My skatetrips always involve cooking at the guest house. I once went to switzerland. You couldnt eat at a restaurant for under 40 euros per person, so it was Mc donalds and pizza, as I couldnt cook to the place I was staying.

It seems like my country has the cheapest restaurants and take-away food compared to every country I ve been too.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tay on April 10, 2015, 08:01:11 AM
Breeders. Always showing you their crotch candy, never letting in a word edge wise. Cunt of a coworker told several other mothers I'm selfish for never having children. I love kids, but mothers act like their uterine chum is a grand civil service.   
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on April 10, 2015, 11:41:44 AM
Breeders. Always showing you their crotch candy, never letting in a word edge wise. Cunt of a coworker told several other mothers I'm selfish for never having children. I love kids, but mothers act like their uterine chum is a grand civil service.   
tell that bitch the only people who think your kids are interesting are pediphiles.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dillanharp on April 10, 2015, 01:05:36 PM
Breeders. Always showing you their crotch candy, never letting in a word edge wise. Cunt of a coworker told several other mothers I'm selfish for never having children. I love kids, but mothers act like their uterine chum is a grand civil service.   

You can't lump ALL MOTHERS in to the same group as this weird bitch.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on January 09, 2016, 06:34:07 PM
-the Facebook "trending" feed is absolute fucking trash
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Grampa on March 08, 2016, 06:47:45 AM
"should of", "would of", "might of" "could of", etc.


Normally spelling/grammar doesn't piss me off, but goddamn. I see this more and more frequently. You're a real fucking moron if you type this shit out. In what universe does that make sense?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Eric ricks on March 08, 2016, 08:17:05 AM
My biggest pet peeve is when friends show up unannounced.

I have no idea why but it drives me nuts.

Fuckin call or something first.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on March 08, 2016, 08:25:35 AM
When you order a beer at a bar and they open it for you
News stations
IG ads
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: h00man on March 08, 2016, 09:33:27 AM
Swearing in public so everyone can hear.


5 more points when there are kids around. I fucking hate that shit. Swearing is cool and all, but when you're in public and swearing up a storm, it makes you look like a fucking dick hole. Have some courtesy and respect those sitting around you.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: IcanthelpitImfromMilwaukee on March 08, 2016, 10:08:56 AM
People who bump shitty music on their smartphones without headphones (usually hippies/high school kids bumping Lil Yung G Boy Thug rap) When people use the word "like" constantly (a pretty obvious one, probably has been mentioned)
When people use the term "literally" incorrectly/constantly
Skate related, I hate when people push up to ledges really slow and attempt tricks that they could not possibly land going at such a speed.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Dirtymac on March 08, 2016, 11:50:54 AM
People "cool guying" me. Which is basically people who refuse to answer text or calls for days, or even just hours, at a time. How fucking busy can you be unless you're a fucking surgeon.
Waiting for motherfuckers. I try to be on time. You should too.
People who don't recycle. It's so fucking easy. A fucking bottle in the trash can when the recycle bin is right beside it. Asshat!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on March 08, 2016, 02:03:56 PM
people who dont put the carts away at the store drive me nuts. but thats because i was in the car one night while my fiancee was in the store and a runaway cart got caught by some heavy wind and plowed into the side of my car and left a huge dent. the noise scared the shit out of me too. that wouldn't have happened if some lazy fucker put it away like they were supposed to.

i dont like it either when people are at the store and decide that they dont want something they put in their cart, so they just leave it wherever they want. just go put it away, you dont have to make someones job harder because you're lazy.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Eric ricks on March 08, 2016, 03:04:08 PM
people who dont put the carts away at the store drive me nuts. but thats because i was in the car one night while my fiancee was in the store and a runaway cart got caught by some heavy wind and plowed into the side of my car and left a huge dent. the noise scared the shit out of me too. that wouldn't have happened if some lazy fucker put it away like they were supposed to.

i dont like it either when people are at the store and decide that they dont want something they put in their cart, so they just leave it wherever they want. just go put it away, you dont have to make someones job harder because you're lazy.

Dood, its not quite the same but i am notoriously bad for setting down my coffee to look at something, then leave my coffee behind.

Employees at those stores probably hate that too and i dont blame them
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Yushin Okami on March 08, 2016, 03:42:23 PM
i dont like it either when people are at the store and decide that they dont want something they put in their cart, so they just leave it wherever they want. just go put it away, you dont have to make someones job harder because you're lazy.

My fiancée does this and it drives me crazy.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Silky Johnson on March 08, 2016, 03:59:33 PM
Walking through a crosswalk in front of a car and after clearing the cars path they rev their engines and speed off to show how bad ass their 95' civic is
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on March 08, 2016, 04:07:37 PM
people smoking near my kid. Actually just people smoking near children in genereal
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on March 08, 2016, 06:09:43 PM
Walking through a crosswalk in front of a car and after clearing the cars path they rev their engines and speed off to show how bad ass their 95' civic is

You live on the east side too?!

people smoking near my kid. Actually just people smoking near children in genereal

This is a big one with me as well. I just moved in to a new apartment and I've got neighbors that smoke in their place and we can smell it in the stairwell. It was pouring rain this weekend and our heater sucked some of it in to our place. It's a non smoking community. I'm not totally unsympathetic, I smoked for almost 20 years. It's just really invasive, and I never realized that until I quit.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wallieD on March 08, 2016, 07:23:36 PM
when someone rapes a 12 yr old then keeps promoting their youtube channel asking for subs... https://twitter.com/KeelanDadd/status/706273262582378496?lang=en
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on March 08, 2016, 08:13:08 PM
This is a big one with me as well. I just moved in to a new apartment and I've got neighbors that smoke in their place and we can smell it in the stairwell. It was pouring rain this weekend and our heater sucked some of it in to our place. It's a non smoking community. I'm not totally unsympathetic, I smoked for almost 20 years. It's just really invasive, and I never realized that until I quit.

I smoked when I was a lot younger too but I still had some sort of awareness (especially around children). I was out the other night and saw a family of four sitting on a bench in front of an ash tray: the mum and dad were both smoking and both holding their ciggies at eye-level to the kids. I don't wish harm upon many people on this earth but I would have no qualms in this case. Those kids are fucking doomed from the get-go.


when someone rapes a 12 yr old then keeps promoting their youtube channel asking for subs... https://twitter.com/KeelanDadd/status/706273262582378496?lang=en

Keelan was a pet peeve of mine from the very beginning (I hated him before it was cool LOL) but this whole issue is just disgusting. #shitgod
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: j....soy..... on March 08, 2016, 10:35:03 PM
you can be walking on the right hand side....regular pace....straight line....and someone walking in the opposite direction will pull some sort of hasty do-si-do....and then try to somehow flip it....'oh...uh...huh...heh...erm....'

Are you new to sidewalks? 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on March 09, 2016, 06:13:23 AM
i dont like it either when people are at the store and decide that they dont want something they put in their cart, so they just leave it wherever they want. just go put it away, you dont have to make someones job harder because you're lazy.

My fianc�e does this and it drives me crazy.


so does mine, but shes gotten a lot better because she knows i hate it.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Dontfearthereefer on March 09, 2016, 08:39:41 AM
Ehh tracer I think there is some bylaw that says the bartender has to open it or sumshit, it annoys me too.

Being slow at work is petting my peeves. I feel like a frog getting paid for nothing
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on March 09, 2016, 12:11:35 PM
Ehh tracer I think there is some bylaw that says the bartender has to open it or sumshit, it annoys me too.

I can understand why they would open bottles just so they wouldnt have to clean up hundreds of bottle caps off the floor every night. plus if you order a beer thats not a twist off and you dont have an opener on you, youve got to barrow one from somebody. why not just have the bartender open it for you?

i feel like the only time i get served a canned beer at a bar is in trashy bars and its usually a pbr. not really the situation to be complaining about anything stupid like a can being opened by someone else if you ask me.

only thing that gets me peeved in bars is if i order a G&T or a tequila and it comes with a lemon instead of a lime. not a huge deal, but everyone knows limes are made for those drinks.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on March 09, 2016, 12:39:35 PM
Ehh tracer I think there is some bylaw that says the bartender has to open it or sumshit, it annoys me too.

I can understand why they would open bottles just so they wouldnt have to clean up hundreds of bottle caps off the floor every night. plus if you order a beer thats not a twist off and you dont have an opener on you, youve got to barrow one from somebody. why not just have the bartender open it for you?

You don't drink the beer, you use it as a pointing device, like "hey dave" hand it off to someone else when you're ready to leave. Try it sometime, are you there to socialize or get drunk?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on March 09, 2016, 12:51:20 PM
Ehh tracer I think there is some bylaw that says the bartender has to open it or sumshit, it annoys me too.

I can understand why they would open bottles just so they wouldnt have to clean up hundreds of bottle caps off the floor every night. plus if you order a beer thats not a twist off and you dont have an opener on you, youve got to barrow one from somebody. why not just have the bartender open it for you?

You don't drink the beer, you use it as a pointing device, like "hey dave" hand it off to someone else when you're ready to leave. Try it sometime, are you there to socialize or get drunk?


should i open it for them right before i hand it off? what if they don't have an opener?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Jumping Beans on March 09, 2016, 02:09:22 PM
i dont like it either when people are at the store and decide that they dont want something they put in their cart, so they just leave it wherever they want. just go put it away, you dont have to make someones job harder because you're lazy.

My fianc�e does this and it drives me crazy.
When I was 16 and working in a grocery store, I loved having any excuse to walk around/not be crouched over/lifting heavy shit.  Not that I do it often, and I'd never leave something where it would go bad.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on March 09, 2016, 09:44:19 PM
I watch Jeopardy like it was a chronic illness. Two things about it piss me off. When the contestants don't clear the board,and when trebek tries to pass himself off as an American.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on March 09, 2016, 09:47:38 PM
Ehh tracer I think there is some bylaw that says the bartender has to open it or sumshit, it annoys me too.

I can understand why they would open bottles just so they wouldnt have to clean up hundreds of bottle caps off the floor every night. plus if you order a beer thats not a twist off and you dont have an opener on you, youve got to barrow one from somebody. why not just have the bartender open it for you?

You don't drink the beer, you use it as a pointing device, like "hey dave" hand it off to someone else when you're ready to leave. Try it sometime, are you there to socialize or get drunk?


should i open it for them right before i hand it off? what if they don't have an opener?
Listen you cocksucker, that's all the free advice I'm giving you today.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iKobrakai on March 10, 2016, 02:40:22 AM
A very short version of my list:

People that litter even the tiniest amount. Should be castrated.

Assholes that bring food to university library. Really that busy?

Employers looking for "outgoing" accountants. Im in accounting to avoid social interactions.

People that talk too loud. Just shut your piehole, you have nothing to say.

People that expect me to talk to them. No, thanks...

Fat people. Slobs.


 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: 7 year old on March 10, 2016, 07:36:35 AM
when someone does you a favor you didnt ask for and dont care about, and then uses it against you later.

people who refer to other people as 'normal people' or 'normies'. see erica yary thread.
odds are very high anyone saying this is worth less than the average person.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ChuckRamone on March 10, 2016, 07:42:07 AM

Employers looking for "outgoing" accountants. Im in accounting to avoid social interactions.
 

There's too much of this in general these days. Overemphasis on "emotional intelligence." It comes from people who aren't smart but "good with people" being in positions of power. So they think being a "people person" means someone is intelligent and good at their job, which isn't necessarily the case.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: h00man on March 10, 2016, 09:57:13 AM
A very short version of my list:

People that litter even the tiniest amount. Should be castrated murdered .


 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: slappies on March 10, 2016, 11:14:33 AM
People who play Magic The Gathering in a public place i.e. a Tim Hortons
I don't know how common it is, but I see it all the time where I am. I just want to arm-Zamboni everything off the table, one clean sweep. Cards everywhere.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Dontfearthereefer on March 10, 2016, 11:29:44 AM
People who play Magic The Gathering in a public place i.e. a Tim Hortons
I don't know how common it is, but I see it all the time where I am. I just want to arm-Zamboni everything off the table, one clean sweep. Cards everywhere.

Magic kids have claimed the entire second floor where I went to college. Dirty smelly neckbeards
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: satandrinksforties on March 10, 2016, 07:02:00 PM
anyone wearing shoes like these or osiris bronx
(http://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/pdp_hero/DC-Court-Graffik-White-%26-Shadow-Skate-Shoes-_218524.jpg)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on March 10, 2016, 08:22:35 PM
Quote from: satandrinksforties  link=topic=33760.msg2462123#msg2462123 date=1457665320
anyone wearing shoes like these or osiris bronx
(http://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/pdp_hero/DC-Court-Graffik-White-%26-Shadow-Skate-Shoes-_218524.jpg)

good point!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on March 10, 2016, 10:27:00 PM
Roomates who don't rinse their dishes.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on March 11, 2016, 04:16:58 PM
bicyclists playing air drums
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on March 11, 2016, 06:39:57 PM
bicyclists playing air drums

It bugs me when I see them riding with no hands in general. Mr. Cool over there doesn't need hands to ride his bike. They're no better than unicyclists.

Also things like juggling, clownery, unicycling, etc. I have zero respect for and think is stupid.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 11, 2016, 07:26:21 PM
Remember before 9/11 when the only conspiracy theory was that they secretly knew how to make gum flavor last forever? Life is so complicated sometimes
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ChuckRamone on March 12, 2016, 05:09:13 PM
People who move around really loudly. I have a neighbor whose footsteps are really loud and he always slams his door. It's very startling and it pisses me off. People like that have really poor motor skills and zero consideration for others around them.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Main on March 12, 2016, 06:45:36 PM
Getting someone's perfume or cologne on me. Hugs at family events suck for that. Same with scented hand lotion and hand shakes. Shit's annoying.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on March 12, 2016, 09:11:57 PM
bicyclists playing air drums

It bugs me when I see them riding with no hands in general. Mr. Cool over there doesn't need hands to ride his bike. They're no better than unicyclists.

Also things like juggling, clownery, unicycling, etc. I have zero respect for and think is stupid.

Every Wednesday the juggling club on campus meets outside my building. It's the same 2 or 3 sad virgins and some faculty member. One day a dude brought a whip and was cracking it like Indy. I drink my coffee and watch, it looks like they're having fun. People probably think the same thing when they see a 33 year old man on a skateboard though.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on March 12, 2016, 09:28:02 PM
bicyclists playing air drums

It bugs me when I see them riding with no hands in general. Mr. Cool over there doesn't need hands to ride his bike. They're no better than unicyclists.

Also things like juggling, clownery, unicycling, etc. I have zero respect for and think is stupid.

Every Wednesday the juggling club on campus meets outside my building. It's the same 2 or 3 sad virgins and some faculty member. One day a dude brought a whip and was cracking it like Indy. I drink my coffee and watch, it looks like they're having fun. People probably think the same thing when they see a 33 year old man on a skateboard though.

Oh for sure. I don't think I'm right or anything, and I know I'm the asshole not them, but fuck those guys.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: 7 year old on March 15, 2016, 01:35:53 PM
people who feel like they have to make fake plans with you that you know neither of you are gonna follow up on
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on March 15, 2016, 03:29:50 PM
People who move around really loudly. I have a neighbor whose footsteps are really loud and he always slams his door. It's very startling and it pisses me off. People like that have really poor motor skills and zero consideration for others around them.


there are a few alpha male type douchbags that work in my building that do this shit in the bathroom. like slam down the handle when the flush or grunt really loud when theyre taking a piss.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Andrew on March 15, 2016, 03:49:20 PM
People who move around really loudly. I have a neighbor whose footsteps are really loud and he always slams his door. It's very startling and it pisses me off. People like that have really poor motor skills and zero consideration for others around them.


there are a few alpha male type douchbags that work in my building that do this shit in the bathroom. like slam down the handle when the flush or grunt really loud when theyre taking a piss.

yeah a general lack of awareness is pretty irritating. people who play their snapchat stories with volume on high in quiet public places, it's like dude..
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: RCB3 on March 15, 2016, 04:49:16 PM
I don't know if it's normal, but there's 2 sit down bathroom stalls at my work, and if I have to poop and see someone is in one of them, I come back in a bit. When I'm pooping and someone sits in the stall next to me, I become infuriated. I can't deal with listening to another human farting and shitting 5 feet from me, and I don't want them to hear me, so I have to just leave. People just rip the gnarliest farts too like it's normal. And there's no hiding who it is because I can see your shoes, Greg.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on March 15, 2016, 07:24:49 PM
I don't know if it's normal, but there's 2 sit down bathroom stalls at my work, and if I have to poop and see someone is in one of them, I come back in a bit. When I'm pooping and someone sits in the stall next to me, I become infuriated. I can't deal with listening to another human farting and shitting 5 feet from me, and I don't want them to hear me, so I have to just leave. People just rip the gnarliest farts too like it's normal. And there's no hiding who it is because I can see your shoes, Greg.
I was once like you but at a point I just said fuck it because that's the world we live in. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. You can count me among the "don't give a fuck" group of public shitters nowadays. It's not like someone's going to call me out about it in public even if they do recognize my shoes.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on March 15, 2016, 07:40:22 PM
I don't know if it's normal, but there's 2 sit down bathroom stalls at my work, and if I have to poop and see someone is in one of them, I come back in a bit. When I'm pooping and someone sits in the stall next to me, I become infuriated. I can't deal with listening to another human farting and shitting 5 feet from me, and I don't want them to hear me, so I have to just leave. People just rip the gnarliest farts too like it's normal. And there's no hiding who it is because I can see your shoes, Greg.

You're office needs one of these
Japan high tech toilet ( toilet plays Music ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hoomhx55cQ#)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ChuckRamone on March 15, 2016, 08:41:44 PM
Super neurotic and not necessarily recommended but you can train your body to follow a shit schedule so you never have to take a dump at work.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on March 15, 2016, 09:35:11 PM
I don't know if it's normal, but there's 2 sit down bathroom stalls at my work, and if I have to poop and see someone is in one of them, I come back in a bit. When I'm pooping and someone sits in the stall next to me, I become infuriated. I can't deal with listening to another human farting and shitting 5 feet from me, and I don't want them to hear me, so I have to just leave. People just rip the gnarliest farts too like it's normal. And there's no hiding who it is because I can see your shoes, Greg.
I knew a guy super paranoid about that and he took shits in a plastic bag out in the yard.

Why do you care if someone uses a restroom right next to you? You obviously haven't worked in busy workplaces
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Casey Jones on March 15, 2016, 10:12:25 PM
I'm sure everyone feels a certain way about them, but those hover board things.

I get infuriated every time I see someone riding one. I don't know why. It's not that big of a deal but I can't stand it. I live in Hollywood area and I see people on them all the time. Mostly rapper type kids who are always also on their phone. They also try to get up the curb cut and always look pathetic like they are gonna go down at anytime.

It drives me crazy.


Also when I see people at the park skating with ear buds.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on March 16, 2016, 12:05:45 AM
I don't think this gripe deserves a post in the older dudes' thread seeing as I'm in my mid-twenties but I've become increasingly annoyed by the fact that a new plaza opened up near my hometown about a year ago and, to the date, all I've seen footage from it has been down a stair-set flatbar and tricks down the stairs themselves. I don't know why it annoys the living shit out of me that that's all that everyone is skating at that place. It has perfect tranny and great ledges from the footage I've seen but nope, just stairs.


Also, when people skate bowls as drops to flat.


I'm annoyed just typing this out.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ChuckRamone on March 16, 2016, 05:10:06 AM
I'm sure everyone feels a certain way about them, but those hover board things.

I get infuriated every time I see someone riding one. I don't know why. It's not that big of a deal but I can't stand it. I live in Hollywood area and I see people on them all the time. Mostly rapper type kids who are always also on their phone. They also try to get up the curb cut and always look pathetic like they are gonna go down at anytime.

It drives me crazy.

This little kid rolled up to me on one the other day and started giving me tips on how to land the trick I was trying. I couldn't get too upset 'cause it was just a little kid but it was still pretty annoying.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: manute bol on March 16, 2016, 05:54:16 AM
I work in a really busy restaurant so most of my peeves are related to work.  I could go on for fucking days on this one but SLAP doesn't care where I think the brooms should be stored. (hint: it's the broom closet)

 Also, when people fake laugh at something (usually on their phones) to try to bait you into a useless conversation. Just tell me or show me if you have something interesting.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Eric ricks on March 16, 2016, 07:54:47 AM
Ive got a new rule in my house.

If you eat my oatmeal and dont rinse your bowl, your never coming over again.

Shit turn into cement ffs
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Dontfearthereefer on March 16, 2016, 08:23:32 AM
Ive got a new rule in my house.

If you eat my oatmeal and dont rinse your bowl, your never coming over again.

Shit turn into cement ffs


Fuck I guess I'm never coming over.

I think dried oatmeal is actually harder then cement, I fucking do this to myself all the time
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Eric ricks on March 16, 2016, 08:43:48 AM
Ive got a new rule in my house.

If you eat my oatmeal and dont rinse your bowl, your never coming over again.

Shit turn into cement ffs


Fuck I guess I'm never coming over.

I think dried oatmeal is actually harder then cement, I fucking do this to myself all the time

Hahahaha fuck that made me laugh!

Id rather just throw out the bowls and guy a new set haha.

Im pretty sure with some solid research, dried oatmeql might have some real world value.  Like make a scrubbing sponge covered in dry oatmeal to clean dry oatmeal out of a bowl lol, or would that start a fire???
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Casey Jones on March 16, 2016, 12:07:25 PM
Ive got a new rule in my house.

If you eat my oatmeal and dont rinse your bowl, your never coming over again.

Shit turn into cement ffs


Fuck I guess I'm never coming over.

I think dried oatmeal is actually harder then cement, I fucking do this to myself all the time

Hahahaha fuck that made me laugh!

Id rather just throw out the bowls and guy a new set haha.

Im pretty sure with some solid research, dried oatmeql might have some real world value.  Like make a scrubbing sponge covered in dry oatmeal to clean dry oatmeal out of a bowl lol, or would that start a fire???

Wonder if dry oatmeal is more or less expensive than cement? Thinking about building a DIY quarterpipe and using dry oatmeal.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Eric ricks on March 16, 2016, 12:24:56 PM
In bulk im sure its cheaper lol.

Post the results, probably turn out awesome hahahaha
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: baroque_0bama on March 17, 2016, 08:21:04 PM
Managers eat their staff meal at my station. It's bad enough I'm staring into a crazy hot open fire pit, but then I get to hear their lips smacking and complaining about food I'm not even allowed to eat.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Grampa on March 17, 2016, 10:01:28 PM
100% of all people, including me.



I'm a blast to be around.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: 7 year old on March 23, 2016, 11:31:46 AM
people that think washing your hands or using the toilet lid is a personal choice.

if you dont wash your hands, youre deciding for everyone else that they should basically have to touch your gross bathroom hands when they open the door.

and if you dont use the toilet lid, youre blasting particles of piss/and or shit juice all over the room.

seriously, fuck you if you do this. stop it. you suck.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on March 23, 2016, 06:06:13 PM
Germaphobes. You've got an immune system, use it.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MYXGAMES2015 on March 25, 2016, 05:21:29 PM
Also, when people fake laugh at something (usually on their phones) to try to bait you into a useless conversation. Just tell me or show me if you have something interesting.

People who move around really loudly. I have a neighbor whose footsteps are really loud and he always slams his door. It's very startling and it pisses me off. People like that have really poor motor skills and zero consideration for others around them.

This is my roommate. The guy walks like a goddamn cartoon, flicking his feet out in front of them and whacking them on the ground and is always whistling. And if we're ever both in the living room, he's laughing at memes on his phone.

Also, people who are cluelessly inconsiderate/assholes. Like the type of guy who you let borrow your car and the first thing they say when they come back is "man your cars really slow"... you're welcome, dude... and then you get in your car and they didn't put gas in it, not because they were intentionally being a dick, but because they didn't know that you're supposed to say "thanks" and replace the gas you used.

Fuckkk I just want to live alone

Super neurotic and not necessarily recommended but you can train your body to follow a shit schedule so you never have to take a dump at work.

Nooo don't do it. I did it and now I can only poop at home. Traveling seriously fucks with my digestive system
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iKobrakai on March 26, 2016, 05:31:40 AM
Germaphobes. You've got an immune system, use it.

Well, technically you don't even have to do anything to use it.

I have some OCD tendencies and know how hard it is to fight this. I try to control the mania and not freak out by daily things many people never even think about. It's hard. Germaphobes have the same amount of irrational fear as you and I have for snakes. I can confess that I have avoided situations that had about 0.001 chance of running into snakes. I try not to let the fuckers win. You can't avoild filth and germs. God, I hate people. Meatbags full of diseases.

Back to Pet Peeves: Patriotism. Oh, you are super pround of being born within arbitrary drawn lines? Amazing, not like EVERY SINGLE person to ever exist has done this. This especially bothers me when people from useless countries are proud of their heritage. Last time I checked, your country was irrelevant.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Noble Experiment on March 26, 2016, 05:25:51 PM
When you text or call someone and they don't reply, then five minutes later you see them liking something on instagram or posting shit on Snapchat.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Main on March 26, 2016, 07:18:45 PM
When you text or call someone and they don't reply, then five minutes later you see them liking something on instagram or posting shit on Snapchat.

Time to find new friends...
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iKobrakai on March 27, 2016, 04:32:17 AM
When you text or call someone and they don't reply, then five minutes later you see them liking something on instagram or posting shit on Snapchat.

Time to find new friends...

Good luck if your ass is over 25.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: floop on March 27, 2016, 08:58:19 PM
people that think washing your hands or using the toilet lid is a personal choice.

if you dont wash your hands, youre deciding for everyone else that they should basically have to touch your gross bathroom hands when they open the door.

and if you dont use the toilet lid, youre blasting particles of piss/and or shit juice all over the room.

seriously, fuck you if you do this. stop it. you suck.

Most public restrooms don't have lids tho
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on March 29, 2016, 10:42:54 AM
skateboarders being referred to as kids when they clearly aren't. it's not just the public either. most skateboarders are guilty of this.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: glutton. on March 29, 2016, 11:19:39 AM
living with people that don't clean
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wallieD on March 29, 2016, 03:21:04 PM
shirts with big/loose necks
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on March 30, 2016, 05:09:22 AM
Store clerks commenting on the food that I'm buying. "Looks like someone is making a lot of salads!". Fuck you, do your job and leave me alone.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Yushin Okami on March 30, 2016, 10:59:20 AM
shirts with big/loose necks

It's called fashion
(http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/618882565/Big-o-neck-male-slim-long-sleeve-T-shirt-solid-color-basic-shirt-male.jpg)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ChuckRamone on March 30, 2016, 11:10:11 AM
skateboarders being referred to as kids when they clearly aren't. it's not just the public either. most skateboarders are guilty of this.

the general public looks at skateboarding as something that's only for kids. if someone over 30 is skateboarding, people ask in disbelief "he/she is in their 30s and riding a skateboard? omg."

I don't know why this doesn't seem to hold true for snowboarding, surfing, skiing, jet skiing, water skiing, hang gliding, skim boarding, body boarding, boogie boarding, kayaking, white water rafting, bicycling, etc. and a lot of skateboarders have basically picked up this belief, I guess.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Eric ricks on March 30, 2016, 12:06:17 PM
When people come over for a bbq/fire and drinks, and pack up like 4 of their beers to take home.

I bring my own beer to get togethers. Whatever I have left I leave for the host

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Yushin Okami on March 30, 2016, 12:38:16 PM
skateboarders being referred to as kids when they clearly aren't. it's not just the public either. most skateboarders are guilty of this.

the general public looks at skateboarding as something that's only for kids. if someone over 30 is skateboarding, people ask in disbelief "he/she is in their 30s and riding a skateboard? omg."

I don't know why this doesn't seem to hold true for snowboarding, surfing, skiing, jet skiing, water skiing, hang gliding, skim boarding, body boarding, boogie boarding, kayaking, white water rafting, bicycling, etc. and a lot of skateboarders have basically picked up this belief, I guess.

I think Will Ferrel said it best, "Nothing will ever be as cool as guys over 30 riding skateboards think they are."
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ChuckRamone on March 30, 2016, 12:50:01 PM
I definitely do not see myself as cool. I just really enjoy skateboarding. what about guys over 30 who ride bicycles or go skiing? do they see themselves as cool?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Yushin Okami on March 30, 2016, 04:24:46 PM
I definitely do not see myself as cool. I just really enjoy skateboarding. what about guys over 30 who ride bicycles or go skiing? do they see themselves as cool?

Haha dude, I think he was just making joke. Don't take Will Ferrell or his twitter account too seriously.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on March 30, 2016, 07:53:19 PM
skateboarders being referred to as kids when they clearly aren't. it's not just the public either. most skateboarders are guilty of this.

the general public looks at skateboarding as something that's only for kids. if someone over 30 is skateboarding, people ask in disbelief "he/she is in their 30s and riding a skateboard? omg."

I don't know why this doesn't seem to hold true for snowboarding, surfing, skiing, jet skiing, water skiing, hang gliding, skim boarding, body boarding, boogie boarding, kayaking, white water rafting, bicycling, etc. and a lot of skateboarders have basically picked up this belief, I guess.
older skateboarders and especially pros regularly referring to other skateboarders as "kids" certainly has a role in perpetuating that belief. that really isn't a problem in any of those other "sports." why can't we say "there's a lot of guys at the skatepark," or "there's a lot of people at the skatepark," unless it is in fact filled with children?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on March 31, 2016, 06:11:07 AM
when girls are like "Whatever, I don't care, do what you want" despite the fact they are clearly/visibly enraged(fast walking, door slamming, loud sighing". How could that ever be helpful to anyone?  ???
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iKobrakai on March 31, 2016, 06:14:42 AM
when girls are like "Whatever, I don't care, do what you want" despite the fact they are clearly/visibly enraged(fast walking, door slamming, loud sighing". How could that ever be helpful to anyone?  ???

Funny, when I was a junkie my kind of co-dependent ex would do this all the time. I'd tell her "You don't want me running around thinking I can do what I want".

Would not recommend this technique, though....
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on March 31, 2016, 10:04:05 AM
People asking for favors but only on their time: Family friend asking to use me and my truck to take furniture to donation center. But only after 4:30 pm and no weekends because he has other commitments. Ok pal, fuck you.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Eric ricks on March 31, 2016, 10:20:18 AM
People asking for favors but only on their time: Family friend asking to use me and my truck to take furniture to donation center. But only after 4:30 pm and no weekends because he has other commitments. Ok pal, fuck you.

Hahaha so true!

Sadly alot of my relatives try to pull that shit.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Main on March 31, 2016, 05:01:50 PM
New one...people that don't know how to use there/they're/their properly. People that spell lose as "loose" and "loosing".

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on March 31, 2016, 06:44:25 PM
DVDs that don't let you skip the fucking previews.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: layzieyez on March 31, 2016, 07:47:53 PM
DVDs that don't let you skip the fucking previews.
Blurays too. This is why people don't want to buy your shit and stream that shit instead.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on March 31, 2016, 08:32:31 PM
New one...people that don't know how to use there/they're/their properly. People that spell lose as "loose" and "loosing".


This is not new your and idiot.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on April 24, 2016, 08:48:32 AM
People who always post selfies, its actually ill with narcissism, Edward Bernays would be laughing his ass of at what the modern world has become as a result of him combing Freudian analysis and symbolism with advertising and Kierkegaard would laugh and cry at the same time.

"It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came out to inform the public. They thought it was a jest and applauded. He repeated his warning. They shouted even louder. So I think the world will come to an end amid the general applause from all the wits who believe that it is a joke."

― Soren Kierkegaard
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: glutton. on April 24, 2016, 08:56:25 AM
I hate how people aren't direct but will shit talk right behind people's backs. Then, when confronted, they profusely deny it. Also, life would be a lot easier if people were direct with each other. The worst is with women and how they only want me when I don't want anyone. When I show the slightest interest, they stop giving a fuck.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on April 24, 2016, 09:13:10 AM
peoples whose profile pics are of them and their significant other, and how people will get legit bummed if they change it to one of just themselves, or people who change it to one of themselves as an antagonistic act and the fact that it will probably work in upsetting the intended target
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on April 24, 2016, 09:31:38 AM
When people say "i love you" when they actually mean, "you are the most convenient combination and source of sexual availability, personal validation and friendship with the least amount of drawbacks, who will sleep with me exclusively, until one of us is not longer addicted to sex with the other, or until another person who fulfills these requirements to greater degree will sleep me exclusively"

boh
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on April 25, 2016, 06:39:06 AM
turn your phone off and go camping or something, dude.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on April 25, 2016, 08:01:53 AM
I don't have nor want a phone, I use facebook for free msging, so I end up seeing the masturbatory shrines people build to show parts of "themselves" they believe will impress or endear them to other people, in order to feel a deluded sense of validation based on people poking a touch screen with their finger, like some single digit parody of a round of applause.



Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on April 25, 2016, 08:40:35 AM
I don't have nor want a phone, I use facebook for free msging, so I end up seeing the masturbatory shrines people build to show parts of "themselves" they believe will impress or endear them to other people, in order to feel a deluded sense of validation based on people poking a touch screen with their finger, like some single digit parody of a round of applause.
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Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wallieD on April 25, 2016, 12:01:07 PM
I don't have nor want a phone, I use facebook for free msging, so I end up seeing the masturbatory shrines people build to show parts of "themselves" they believe will impress or endear them to other people, in order to feel a deluded sense of validation based on people poking a touch screen with their finger, like some single digit parody of a round of applause.




i thought i was the only one without a cell phone. i don't like staying in touch with people 24 hours a day. is it even possible to be in a relationship without a phone now?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on April 25, 2016, 12:42:33 PM
I don't have nor want a phone, I use facebook for free msging, so I end up seeing the masturbatory shrines people build to show parts of "themselves" they believe will impress or endear them to other people, in order to feel a deluded sense of validation based on people poking a touch screen with their finger, like some single digit parody of a round of applause.




i thought i was the only one without a cell phone. i don't like staying in touch with people 24 hours a day. is it even possible to be in a relationship without a phone now?
yea, as long as your girl has something else to look through in a sate of paranoid hysteria while you take a shower
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iKobrakai on April 25, 2016, 12:55:35 PM
I don't have nor want a phone, I use facebook for free msging, so I end up seeing the masturbatory shrines people build to show parts of "themselves" they believe will impress or endear them to other people, in order to feel a deluded sense of validation based on people poking a touch screen with their finger, like some single digit parody of a round of applause.




i thought i was the only one without a cell phone. i don't like staying in touch with people 24 hours a day. is it even possible to be in a relationship without a phone now?

Thought I was the only one without Facebook. I bought my first smart-ass phone a year and a half ago. Never understood the hype, it's a phone with a browser, big fucking deal.

As you probably have guessed, nobody calls me...
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on April 25, 2016, 03:29:45 PM
I don't have nor want a phone, I use facebook for free msging, so I end up seeing the masturbatory shrines people build to show parts of "themselves" they believe will impress or endear them to other people, in order to feel a deluded sense of validation based on people poking a touch screen with their finger, like some single digit parody of a round of applause.




i thought i was the only one without a cell phone. i don't like staying in touch with people 24 hours a day. is it even possible to be in a relationship without a phone now?

Thought I was the only one without Facebook. I bought my first smart-ass phone a year and a half ago. Never understood the hype, it's a phone with a browser, big fucking deal.

As you probably have guessed, nobody calls me...

People who have jobs and participate in society have to have phones.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on April 25, 2016, 04:18:01 PM
That is quite literally what they want you to think, but its actually not true(save jobs where checking your email constantly is paramount etc.). Cell phones have just marketed in a way that links them to peoples subconscious desires. This fosters completely false aspects of ones self-image, making people feel that by using and purchasing certain products, they posses the attributes which the marketing has linked to the product. "Lifestyle Marketing" and all that shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifestyle_brand#Consumer_Brand_Psychology
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on April 25, 2016, 04:32:22 PM
-People who feel they're somehow more important or wanted if they're sponsored

-People who only talk about being sponsered

-Drivers who merge onto the highway slowly, putting me in danger as well

-Scooter kids adapting obvious skateboard tricks, and claiming them as their own (fastplants... etc)

-Skateboarders who do too many slappies/plants/complys/wallies

-People who have to mention what they did at what spot

-Bar patrons who try to claim a pool table all fucking night even when they're not playing

-Children yelling "move!" across the entire skatepark so they can do a 2 foot flyout
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on April 25, 2016, 05:21:48 PM
That is quite literally what they want you to think, but its actually not true(save jobs where checking your email constantly is paramount etc.). Cell phones have just marketed in a way that links them to peoples subconscious desires. This fosters completely false aspects of ones self-image, making people feel that by using and purchasing certain products, they posses the attributes which the marketing has linked to the product. "Lifestyle Marketing" and all that shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifestyle_brand#Consumer_Brand_Psychology

I definitely don't have a 5 year old pile of broken glass because I feel the need to keep up with trends.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on April 25, 2016, 06:03:47 PM
I only have a phone so I can flip it around 360 flipwise in my hand and impress people
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: j....soy..... on April 25, 2016, 10:59:42 PM
When people in front of me at a convenient store are doing their lottery shit......it's so painful.....

Jesus PSO....life is a marathon.....so you think you can beat the phone?  Just skip it eh?  You hang out with that 58 year old guy I work with.... 'I don't DO the Internet......'

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MYXGAMES2015 on April 26, 2016, 07:06:12 AM
That is quite literally what they want you to think, but its actually not true(save jobs where checking your email constantly is paramount etc.). Cell phones have just marketed in a way that links them to peoples subconscious desires. This fosters completely false aspects of ones self-image, making people feel that by using and purchasing certain products, they posses the attributes which the marketing has linked to the product. "Lifestyle Marketing" and all that shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifestyle_brand#Consumer_Brand_Psychology

Like what? The ability to communicate with people like its not the 1980s? Sure, you could make the argument for smartphones, but they're much more than just cell phones. Just get a flip phone with call and text and enter the 21st century.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on April 26, 2016, 07:43:53 AM
Well all that being said i'll probably end up getting a new one when I move in a cpl months...
But after having cell phones in various work and school situations for a long time, then not having one for a quite a while I realized how little I actually NEED it, vs. just thinking I need it and I think that applies to a lot of people, to varying degrees of course
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: whale on April 27, 2016, 01:54:54 AM
Instagram slo-mo
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ChuckRamone on April 27, 2016, 06:40:44 AM
Well all that being said i'll probably end up getting a new one when I move in a cpl months...
But after having cell phones in various work and school situations for a long time, then not having one for a quite a while I realized how little I actually NEED it, vs. just thinking I need it and I think that applies to a lot of people, to varying degrees of course


people don't actually NEED social media but it feeds an innate human desire. it's the most recent incarnation of letters and photos. those were tolerable because they were rare. then came slide shows and cheap video cameras. it used to be considered hell to go to someone's house and be forced to watch their shitty slide shows or homemade video tapes. but those were pretty rare occasions as well.

now we're CONSTANTLY subjecting each other to this crap because we desperately want to be seen and loved.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on June 07, 2016, 06:41:13 AM
people who put "vegan" in their social media descriptors, facebook you can literally make it like an event like "**** turned vegan" like how shit says "**** is now in a relationship" bludclart

edit: especially bad in insta descriptors, where it's its usually sandwiched between "photographer" and "nerd" or some bullshit about star wars 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 09, 2016, 08:01:41 PM
people who put "vegan" in their social media descriptors, facebook you can literally make it like an event like "**** turned vegan" like how shit says "**** is now in a relationship" bludclart

edit: especially bad in insta descriptors, where it's its usually sandwiched between "photographer" and "nerd" or some bullshit about star wars 

gotta jump on that circle bandwagon brah :D
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: glutton. on July 03, 2016, 03:01:43 PM
"lit"
"fam"
"squad"
"fleek"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Silky Johnson on July 03, 2016, 03:09:10 PM
People who lose the plastic tie for a bread bag and tie that shit with a impenetrable knot.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: swag nollies on July 03, 2016, 03:13:49 PM
People who lose the plastic tie for a bread bag and tie that shit with a impenetrable knot.

(from urban dictionary)

nigger knot

A knot tied in a sandwich bag to hold marijuana, cocaine, or other small amounts of drugs. The person tying the knot places the drug in one of the bottom corners in the bag, rolls the rest of the bag into a thin line, and proceeds to tied a single knot into said bag. Known for its added security over a typical rolled and licked bag. The negative aspect of the nigger not is the difficulty to untie the bag. The nigger knot is stereotypically considered the preferred knot of African Americans, although the word 'nigger' does NOT imply racism, hatred, or inferiority. Some may consider the term offensive, so the speaker must therefore say it with caution.

Noun form: Big Ed and Ron always be sellin me shit with nigger knots in the bags.

Verb form: Man, why'd you nigger knot my dime like that?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wallieD on July 03, 2016, 06:45:17 PM
People who lose the plastic tie for a bread bag and tie that shit with a impenetrable knot.
who the heck are you living with man? a knot? let that thing spin and place the twist under the bread. twist ties are annoying
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Silky Johnson on July 03, 2016, 06:53:43 PM
People who lose the plastic tie for a bread bag and tie that shit with a impenetrable knot.
who the heck are you living with man? a knot? let that thing spin and place the twist under the bread. twist ties are annoying
I end up having to rip open the bag out frustration the twist ties are a pain but the bread I usually get has the plastic clips that just slide off
(https://perryfjellman.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/bread-clip.jpg)
Still a pain but definitely better than the alternative.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on July 03, 2016, 06:57:30 PM
People who lose the plastic tie for a bread bag and tie that shit with a impenetrable knot.
who the heck are you living with man? a knot? let that thing spin and place the twist under the bread. twist ties are annoying
I end up having to rip open the bag out frustration the twist ties are a pain but the bread I usually get has the plastic clips that just slide off
(https://perryfjellman.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/bread-clip.jpg)
Still a pain but definitely better than the alternative.
God damn it my wife does the knot. She can't put a lid on anything fully (another pet peeve) but she makes the bread a fucking iron fortress of frustration.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on July 03, 2016, 06:59:51 PM
It's called a "bread tab" and I prefer the tuck under. The tab doesn't get thrown away on purpose but it's a nuisance, you always find it on the floor or near the fruit.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Silky Johnson on July 03, 2016, 07:35:00 PM
People who lose the plastic tie for a bread bag and tie that shit with a impenetrable knot.
who the heck are you living with man? a knot? let that thing spin and place the twist under the bread. twist ties are annoying
I end up having to rip open the bag out frustration the twist ties are a pain but the bread I usually get has the plastic clips that just slide off

Still a pain but definitely better than the alternative.
God damn it my wife does the knot. She can't put a lid on anything fully (another pet peeve) but she makes the bread a fucking iron fortress of frustration.
Dont get me started on lids. One time i made some toast with some jam and i was half way done with my first piece and realized the jam was full of dead fruit flies, fucking paranoid to this day I'll consume another jelly and gnat sandwich  :-[
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on July 03, 2016, 10:37:55 PM
I prefer the tuck
(http://i.imgur.com/2DQWEvu.gif)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on July 04, 2016, 09:30:01 AM
Unproductive people.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iKobrakai on July 04, 2016, 10:43:13 AM
People who lose the plastic tie for a bread bag and tie that shit with a impenetrable knot.
who the heck are you living with man? a knot? let that thing spin and place the twist under the bread. twist ties are annoying
I end up having to rip open the bag out frustration the twist ties are a pain but the bread I usually get has the plastic clips that just slide off
(https://perryfjellman.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/bread-clip.jpg)
Still a pain but definitely better than the alternative.

Hah, pain is French for bread. If this joke was intentional, my hat of to you, buddy!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the snake on July 04, 2016, 10:46:34 AM
Unproductive people.
i'm paranoid and tourette and not so productive, fuck you bro
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Silky Johnson on July 04, 2016, 11:56:32 AM
People who lose the plastic tie for a bread bag and tie that shit with a impenetrable knot.
who the heck are you living with man? a knot? let that thing spin and place the twist under the bread. twist ties are annoying
I end up having to rip open the bag out frustration the twist ties are a pain but the bread I usually get has the plastic clips that just slide off

Still a pain but definitely better than the alternative.

Hah, pain is French for bread. If this joke was intentional, my hat of to you, buddy!
haha definitely not, I'm not that clever
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on July 23, 2016, 09:27:01 PM
Convenience stores that don't keep their refrigerators ice cold.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: glutton. on August 09, 2016, 07:00:19 AM
I fucking hate when people draw attention to themselves whether it's a drunk woman or a friend. This past weekend pissed me off, when my roommate kept talking about drugs loudly on my front porch; it made me realize why I prefer living alone. Then, I dipped out of a bar when my friends started to get loud. It went from a normal conversation about music to them raising their voices, as soon as they started talking about coke/jail. People think I'm extremely paranoid but I'm just not about bragging...especially illegal shit. If I get even a misdemeanor, I will never be able to get another decent job. I don't take any chances and just prefer to keep a low profile. It sucks seeing that the majority of people I know haven't changed much in the past ten years.

It also pisses me the fuck off when people leave doors open. My dog sometimes goes outside without me knowing, which isn't cool. I don't want insects in my house. More importantly, I don't want my dog wandering in the street. After this year, I will never live with anyone else unless I'm getting married or something of that caliber. I rather pay $2000-3000 on a 1BR or studio, than deal with stupid bullshit on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on August 09, 2016, 08:07:39 AM
anyone over the age of 5 that still says liberry instead of library.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on August 09, 2016, 08:07:57 PM
(http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/larry-david-sunglasses-indoors.jpg?w=640)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on August 10, 2016, 12:34:50 PM
anyone over the age of 5 that still says liberry instead of library.
i'd like to add escape pronounced as "exscape" and the George W. pronunciation of nuclear ("nuke-you-lar")
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on August 10, 2016, 12:47:11 PM
anyone over the age of 5 that still says liberry instead of library.
i'd like to add escape pronounced as "exscape" and the George W. pronunciation of nuclear ("nuke-you-lar")

I had a professor at a 4 year university say "expecially."
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on August 10, 2016, 12:49:33 PM
When people prepare a meal and just leave a trail of bullshit trash behind.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on August 10, 2016, 01:08:51 PM
Bystanders talking to me when I'm skating. Whether you usedta skate or whatever, no you can't 'try my board'. What is the end game to that? Are they gonna land something so tech I'm left scratching my balls in confusion after they return my board?
Are we gonna be lifetime friends?
Keep it moving & I hate shouts of 'kickflip' or 'do an ollie man'. I feel like bill hicks out there
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on August 10, 2016, 01:11:10 PM
this fucking no watching embedded youtube links on slap in fullscreen is bunnnk as fuck, haters lol
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on August 10, 2016, 01:11:38 PM
Not managing your color space or saving iterations.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on August 10, 2016, 02:16:42 PM
Bystanders talking to me when I'm skating. Whether you usedta skate or whatever, no you can't 'try my board'. What is the end game to that? Are they gonna land something so tech I'm left scratching my balls in confusion after they return my board?
Are we gonna be lifetime friends?
Keep it moving & I hate shouts of 'kickflip' or 'do an ollie man'. I feel like bill hicks out there

i second this, it's like wtf man? do you see a playstation controller plugged into my neck like im neo?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: 20matar on August 10, 2016, 06:04:12 PM
Bystanders talking to me when I'm skating. Whether you usedta skate or whatever, no you can't 'try my board'. What is the end game to that? Are they gonna land something so tech I'm left scratching my balls in confusion after they return my board?
Are we gonna be lifetime friends?
Keep it moving & I hate shouts of 'kickflip' or 'do an ollie man'. I feel like bill hicks out there

Stories like that are a dime a dozen, I know, but once there was a guy in my local spot (old train station) who "used to skate, brah" and who asked me for my board for auld lang syne. Could barely roll on it, but he would bust nollie hard heels like it was no thing, landing really sketchy but managing it nonetheless. He did it three times then went back to whatever he was doing. He was wearing running shoes, too.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Main on August 10, 2016, 07:07:26 PM
anyone over the age of 5 that still says liberry instead of library.
i'd like to add escape pronounced as "exscape" and the George W. pronunciation of nuclear ("nuke-you-lar")

I had a professor at a 4 year university say "expecially."

Can't forget the ones who say supozubly instead of supposedly.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on August 11, 2016, 11:57:24 AM
Bystanders talking to me when I'm skating. Whether you usedta skate or whatever, no you can't 'try my board'. What is the end game to that? Are they gonna land something so tech I'm left scratching my balls in confusion after they return my board?
Are we gonna be lifetime friends?
Keep it moving & I hate shouts of 'kickflip' or 'do an ollie man'. I feel like bill hicks out there

Stories like that are a dime a dozen, I know, but once there was a guy in my local spot (old train station) who "used to skate, brah" and who asked me for my board for auld lang syne. Could barely roll on it, but he would bust nollie hard heels like it was no thing, landing really sketchy but managing it nonetheless. He did it three times then went back to whatever he was doing. He was wearing running shoes, too.

One time, me and some homies were skating downtown, and there was a group of girls/guys. I skated by and one of the dudes yelled "do a kickflip" trying to seem all tough in front of his lady friends. I did a kickflip and skated off as the girls screamed. Needless to say, I'm the best skateboarder ever and all the girls want me..

Jk, but it was pretty awesome not fall cause I've always wanted to do a kickflip when some dumbass demands it like that
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on August 11, 2016, 03:15:03 PM
I usedta kindly oblige in the 90s when a positive heckle was rare. Now everyone on skating's nuts & I for one can't handle positivity.
I could draw a time line
'Skater fag' begets
'Skate or die' begets
'Do a 900' begets
'Do a kickflip/ollie  dog'
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pabst on August 11, 2016, 08:11:33 PM
Some security guard in claremont recently told me if I had a cab flip on flat he would give me five more minutes.
I had to go home feeling like a bitch.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: baroque_0bama on August 12, 2016, 02:43:57 PM
All of my coffee making friends who think its cool and edgy to wipe their hands on their skinny jeans. Apparently side towels are for suckers.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pork Chop Princess on August 12, 2016, 03:22:39 PM
anyone who tries to get on the elevator before letting everyone off.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on August 12, 2016, 07:58:49 PM
People on facebook who post sobriety shit daily is even a buzzkill for me 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ducky darnsworth on August 12, 2016, 09:22:12 PM
when people bring an entire full ass shopping cart to the self check out instead of going to a line and holding up everybody.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Yushin Okami on August 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
when people bring an entire full ass shopping cart to the self check out instead of going to a line and holding up everybody.


I wouldn't call this a pet peeve for me but I do always wonder, "what the fuck are you doing?". There is no way it's faster to checkout with 10+ items by yourself.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on August 13, 2016, 10:58:20 AM
when people bring an entire full ass shopping cart to the self check out instead of going to a line and holding up everybody.


I wouldn't call this a pet peeve for me but I do always wonder, "what the fuck are you doing?". There is no way it's faster to checkout with 10+ items by yourself.

I don't use those things on principle. Greedy corpo job killers.

Speaking of check out lines, people who move from lane to lane trying to figure out which one might be faster. Also people who do multiple transactions, ala "I'll pay for this separately."
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bea! on August 13, 2016, 11:06:38 AM
People who read when they are walking down the street.  I've never been so tempted to trip someone.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iKobrakai on August 14, 2016, 12:37:17 PM
Fuckers who refuse to put their weights back at the gym. I was about to fight a cunt, but had to settle down because I can't even imagine getting kicked out of my gym. It has nothing to do with price or location, just plain old OCD.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on August 14, 2016, 12:46:07 PM
sincerely thanking god for anything. #blessed
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on August 15, 2016, 02:18:32 PM
People on facebook who post sobriety shit daily is even a buzzkill for me 

I mean, that's a hard one

I have a friend who is trying to get sober right now and he posts some shit, I'm happy for him
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on August 15, 2016, 10:45:26 PM
I work for the Forest Service, and my biggest pet peeve right now is assholes who leave their bags of trash on the side of the road. I'm sure someone will come pick it  up right?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on August 16, 2016, 11:17:47 AM
did you pick it up?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wallieD on August 17, 2016, 02:53:01 PM
people that suck in air between every sentence. i just noticed robin quivers does it constantly when she reads the news and it's annoying the fuck out of me
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: 20matar on August 17, 2016, 07:24:33 PM
people that suck in air between every sentence. i just noticed robin quivers does it constantly when she reads the news and it's annoying the fuck out of me

*I move away from the mic to breath in
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on August 17, 2016, 07:38:41 PM
people that suck in air between every sentence. i just noticed robin quivers does it constantly when she reads the news and it's annoying the fuck out of me

*I move away from the mic to breath in
hahahahaha
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: swag nollies on August 17, 2016, 08:43:44 PM
people who bite forks when they eat
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: glutton. on August 22, 2016, 08:40:17 PM
people's pocketing lighters...Fuck people.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: swag nollies on August 22, 2016, 09:01:38 PM
people's pocketing lighters...Fuck people.
I roll around with with a BBQ lighter, aint no one jackn that shit.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on August 22, 2016, 09:08:58 PM
NAFTA is complete shit. Anything you order from our "free trade partners" over 20CAD gets charged double in taxes
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on August 23, 2016, 02:42:27 PM
This ties in w/ 'can I borrow ya boarders' but when someone ain't warmed & goes straight to 360 flip. Just do some ollie for joy my man, nobody's gonna take you home for ice cream if ya get lucky w/ a half court shot-ass flipper.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on August 24, 2016, 09:53:38 AM
When I'm in someone else's car and the driver is on their phone.

Cut that shit out, do that on your own time, not trying to die.
Homie did it yesterday and was swerving all over the place, then called my girlfriend out on it and she got all pissed at me. NO you should not be on your phone when your driving. Stop lights are ok tho
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on August 24, 2016, 10:17:16 AM
your homies gotta step up to that hands free, son. changed my life. i felt like james bond the first few times i used it.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iKobrakai on August 24, 2016, 12:06:39 PM
Fucking packs of 16 years old attempting power lifting. They talk more than they fucking lift, never put their weights back, can't do pull ups, just run their fucking mouths. No fucking gains here, just taking up space. I understand you can't hit kids, buttfuck, the state should financially reward me to smack anyone between 14 and 21.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: scaryghoul on August 26, 2016, 08:25:12 AM
I work for the Forest Service, and my biggest pet peeve right now is assholes who leave their bags of trash on the side of the road. I'm sure someone will come pick it  up right?

How did you get a job with the forest service?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Jordick on August 28, 2016, 03:48:33 PM
I cant stand being in a bathroom and seeing someone piss or whatever, and not wash their hands. dirty fucks.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iKobrakai on August 29, 2016, 10:29:21 AM
I cant stand being in a bathroom and seeing someone piss or whatever, and not wash their hands. dirty fucks.

I don't understand how we cannot implement technology that does not kill these people.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Eric ricks on August 29, 2016, 02:24:10 PM
When people smoke with the kids in the house or in the car. Seriously knock that shit off.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on August 29, 2016, 05:10:22 PM
When people smoke with the kids in the house or in the car. Seriously knock that shit off.
Seriously! Italy wants to make it illegal to feed your kids a vegan diet? HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING JAIL PARENTS THAT SMOKE AROUND THEIR KIDS!!!!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Eric ricks on August 29, 2016, 06:16:41 PM
When people smoke with the kids in the house or in the car. Seriously knock that shit off.
Seriously! Italy wants to make it illegal to feed your kids a vegan diet? HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING JAIL PARENTS THAT SMOKE AROUND THEIR KIDS!!!!

Really? In all places of amazing foods italy wants to ban vegan foods for kids???

My ex smokes around my kids and denies it till the end. Guess what bitch its pretty easy to smell and they tell me about it

She gets drunk around them too, fuckin retard.

A week back my son calls me cause she left to go get drunk so i just went and picked them up. She didnt even know till like 4pm the next day.

And fuck child services for not doing a fuckin thing to protect my kids

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on August 29, 2016, 06:55:04 PM
My ex smokes around my kids and denies it till the end. Guess what bitch its pretty easy to smell and they tell me about it

She gets drunk around them too, fuckin retard.

A week back my son calls me cause she left to go get drunk so i just went and picked them up. She didnt even know till like 4pm the next day.

And fuck child services for not doing a fuckin thing to protect my kids

My blood is boiling just from reading this. You're a calmer man than me Eric ricks, I'd be LIVID :o
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on August 29, 2016, 11:28:06 PM
Banning vegan food? Sounds like part of a vast both wing cowspiracy to kill the future.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on August 30, 2016, 12:32:11 AM
Banning vegan food? Sounds like part of a vast both wing cowspiracy to kill the future.
Only if you "forcefully" (their words) feed it to your kids. On the flipside of that there is this which kinda balances it out I guess ???
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/turin-vegetarian-chiara-appendino-city-vegan-mayor-italy-five-star-movement-a7149291.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/turin-vegetarian-chiara-appendino-city-vegan-mayor-italy-five-star-movement-a7149291.html)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on August 30, 2016, 07:08:31 PM
Banning vegan food? Sounds like part of a vast both wing cowspiracy to kill the future.
Only if you "forcefully" (their words) feed it to your kids. On the flipside of that there is this which kinda balances it out I guess ???
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/turin-vegetarian-chiara-appendino-city-vegan-mayor-italy-five-star-movement-a7149291.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/turin-vegetarian-chiara-appendino-city-vegan-mayor-italy-five-star-movement-a7149291.html)
God bless victims of the factory faring meat industry but I resent these quashed freedoms too. Get it straight, italy. Ride Krooked
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Lasernaut on August 31, 2016, 03:40:37 PM
When people kill spiders.
When people that are not feeble just stand on an escalator. Just... move.
Internet language trends and memes.
Beanies.
When you can hear other people's music trough their ear buds.
Stinky cheese in an indoor environment. Food should not stink. This is worse than farting.
When people just walk into someone's living space with shoes on. I once had to clean up what probably was junkie shit, worst case scenario.
Obnoxiously loud vehicles.
Mint chocolate, fuck that shit to hell.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on August 31, 2016, 04:00:31 PM
-Migos, Young Thug, and every other piece of shit garbage music is coming out nowadays

-People not stopping your board at the skatepark

-People changing their order at the drive thru window

-People who are always late

-Scooters constantly whipping their shit around while standing on top of the QP

-Scooters standing on the coping like there gonna drop in when someone else is going, causing me to hit them

-Scooters
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on September 01, 2016, 09:37:48 AM
When people kill spiders.

whats so bad about this? i dont want to get bitten, so any spider who makes the mistake of coming into my home is getting smashed. its him or me, and im a million times his size so im going to win.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: concerned_parent on September 01, 2016, 10:11:45 AM
i hate it when people exclaim "been had polo" and smack me in the back of the head with a cast iron skillet
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: glutton. on September 01, 2016, 10:35:40 AM
I hate when people leave pubes on my toilet seat. It's not because people want to use less tree products, considering they use so much toilet paper when they shit. I spend $20+ on packs of Quilted Northern Ultra Plush, not some two-ply bullshit.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Grampa on September 01, 2016, 11:42:55 AM
When I'm driving behind someone and I can't see their head above their headrest.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Lasernaut on September 01, 2016, 04:04:28 PM
When people kill harmless spiders.

whats so bad about this? i dont want to get bitten, so any spider who makes the mistake of coming into my home is getting smashed. its him or me, and im a million times his size so im going to win.

Yes, this makes sense.
I live in a place where there are literally no dangerous wild animals, so this is why. If I lived in Brazil I would probably carry an aerosol can and a lighter everywhere.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MYXGAMES2015 on September 01, 2016, 11:29:41 PM
-Migos, Young Thug, and every other piece of shit garbage music is coming out nowadays

-People not stopping your board at the skatepark

-People changing their order at the drive thru window

-People who are always late

-Scooters constantly whipping their shit around while standing on top of the QP

-Scooters standing on the coping like there gonna drop in when someone else is going, causing me to hit them

-Scooters

-Scooters going through the park in one big group blocking traffic

-Scooters thinking they're our equals

-Scooters' parents thinking their kids are our equals
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 02, 2016, 06:03:55 AM
When people kill harmless spiders.

whats so bad about this? i dont want to get bitten, so any spider who makes the mistake of coming into my home is getting smashed. its him or me, and im a million times his size so im going to win.

Yes, this makes sense.
I live in a place where there are literally no dangerous wild animals, so this is why. If I lived in Brazil I would probably carry an aerosol can and a lighter everywhere.

Castle doctrine man. I am legally within my rights to shoot any spider in my house.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on September 02, 2016, 07:02:10 AM
When people kill harmless spiders.

whats so bad about this? i dont want to get bitten, so any spider who makes the mistake of coming into my home is getting smashed. its him or me, and im a million times his size so im going to win.

Yes, this makes sense.
I live in a place where there are literally no dangerous wild animals, so this is why. If I lived in Brazil I would probably carry an aerosol can and a lighter everywhere.

Castle doctrine man. I am legally within my rights to shoot any spider in my house.
I grew up in Australia, the most poisonous place on earth, and I still don't kill spiders unless they're coming for me. Redbacks are feisty fuckers so a few of them had to die but other than that I capture and release or just let them be.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 02, 2016, 08:03:34 AM
When people kill harmless spiders.

whats so bad about this? i dont want to get bitten, so any spider who makes the mistake of coming into my home is getting smashed. its him or me, and im a million times his size so im going to win.

Yes, this makes sense.
I live in a place where there are literally no dangerous wild animals, so this is why. If I lived in Brazil I would probably carry an aerosol can and a lighter everywhere.

Castle doctrine man. I am legally within my rights to shoot any spider in my house.
I grew up in Australia, the most poisonous place on earth, and I still don't kill spiders unless they're coming for me. Redbacks are feisty fuckers so a few of them had to die but other than that I capture and release or just let them be.

Sounds like Australia needs some founding fathers to deal with these unpatriotic spiders.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on September 02, 2016, 08:13:02 AM
I sit for spiders
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: 7 year old on September 06, 2016, 11:38:54 AM
using percentages in every day speech, saying 50 percent instead of half or 90 percent instead of usually etc.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on September 09, 2016, 10:49:24 AM
I work for the Forest Service, and my biggest pet peeve right now is assholes who leave their bags of trash on the side of the road. I'm sure someone will come pick it  up right?

How did you get a job with the forest service?
https://www.usajobs.gov/ (https://www.usajobs.gov/)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iKobrakai on September 10, 2016, 01:01:29 AM
I work for the Forest Service, and my biggest pet peeve right now is assholes who leave their bags of trash on the side of the road. I'm sure someone will come pick it  up right?

How did you get a job with the forest service?
https://www.usajobs.gov/ (https://www.usajobs.gov/)

Do I have to be smarter than the average bear?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on September 10, 2016, 01:08:03 PM
Most aren't.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MeanestCleanestPenis on September 13, 2016, 02:01:46 PM
People that don't carry cash! Don't know if they think they are super cool with their cards or something but most of the time it is just an excuse to be tight. Getting a spot off someone because an ice cream van or something doesn't take cards. They are also the most likely people to stiff a waiter or a cab driver for a tip.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on September 13, 2016, 02:48:16 PM
when my peener dips in the toilet water when I'm pooping
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MYXGAMES2015 on September 14, 2016, 04:43:37 PM
People that don't carry cash! Don't know if they think they are super cool with their cards or something but most of the time it is just an excuse to be tight. Getting a spot off someone because an ice cream van or something doesn't take cards. They are also the most likely people to stiff a waiter or a cab driver for a tip.

Huh? I don't carry cash because its a hassle to go to an ATM and get it. Also much better to just cancel your cards or report fraud if you lose your wallet than to also be out whatever money you had in there.

And if anything it makes tipping easier cause you can just write the exact amount on the receipt. Like if I pay $10 for food out of a $20 bill and get a $10 bill back, either I don't tip or I have to fuckin go up to the register, give them the 10, and ask for just $8 back. With a card I can just tip $2 no problem.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MeanestCleanestPenis on September 15, 2016, 04:29:01 AM



People that don't carry cash! Don't know if they think they are super cool with their cards or something but most of the time it is just an excuse to be tight. Getting a spot off someone because an ice cream van or something doesn't take cards. They are also the most likely people to stiff a waiter or a cab driver for a tip.

Huh? I don't carry cash because its a hassle to go to an ATM and get it. Also much better to just cancel your cards or report fraud if you lose your wallet than to also be out whatever money you had in there.

And if anything it makes tipping easier cause you can just write the exact amount on the receipt. Like if I pay $10 for food out of a $20 bill and get a $10 bill back, either I don't tip or I have to fuckin go up to the register, give them the 10, and ask for just $8 back. With a card I can just tip $2 no problem.

-Going to an atm 2-3 times a week is not a big hassle. You'll likely pass them all the time in your daily life

-Don't lose your wallet

-The person receiving said tip is more likely to receive it if it is cash.

-When the person takes the check and money away just say "Please bring me $8 back". They will know what you are doing.

-Don't be the person that hits up other people for a loan when you are at a small restaurant/cafe that doesn't take card because "I don't carry cash bro". You will be that guy. I don't know how old you are but in certain company you will look like goon. Or is you are younger and they are not willing to stand you you will have to trail to a atm.

Obviously for larger payment cards can make sense sometimes. I just think the sensible thing for most adults to do is carry $50-$300 cash AND their cards. I don't understand this weird mission not to carry cash.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 15, 2016, 05:55:30 AM
I don't carry cash because it's 2016. Sounds like you're just friends with poor lazy dipshits.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on September 15, 2016, 06:26:12 AM
the only time i carry cash is if im going out of town, if im going to a place i know that im going to be tipping a lot (bars, concerts, sporting events), or places i know that dont except cards. its not that hard to figure it out ahead of time whether or not you're going to need cash. otherwise, its all cards for me. i dont even have a real wallet, its juts a small card holder.

the thing i hate is atms that charge you fees for withdrawals. theres is no way in hell im paying a fee for money that is mine. 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MeanestCleanestPenis on September 15, 2016, 02:14:57 PM
I don't carry cash because it's 2016. Sounds like you're just friends with poor lazy dipshits.

Only one of my friends is most are great. I'm not against cards just people who don't carry cash. Despite the fact it is 2016 not even close to 100% of places take cards. There is also the fact you're spending history is completely traceable by the government or whoever else, that may not bother you though. I gamble a fair bit so I like to have cash ready to weigh people in if needed. You don't need to have your whole bank account with just $30-$40. I just think people that have this weird pride in not carrying cash are generally kooks or tight. Where as most of the really good, stand-up people I know keep a few notes handy for any eventuality.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on September 16, 2016, 12:09:49 PM
Dude. I work in wild land fire. I go to some of the most remote places there are in this country. Everyone has the ability to take a card.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iKobrakai on September 16, 2016, 12:21:54 PM
I don't carry cash because it's 2016. Sounds like you're just friends with poor lazy dipshits.

Only one of my friends is most are great. I'm not against cards just people who don't carry cash. Despite the fact it is 2016 not even close to 100% of places take cards. There is also the fact you're spending history is completely traceable by the government or whoever else, that may not bother you though. I gamble a fair bit so I like to have cash ready to weigh people in if needed. You don't need to have your whole bank account with just $30-$40. I just think people that have this weird pride in not carrying cash are generally kooks or tight. Where as most of the really good, stand-up people I know keep a few notes handy for any eventuality.

Oh, yes! The government cannot wait to get their hands on those juicy millions of grocery store transactions.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on September 16, 2016, 12:29:27 PM
you mean the hot dog venders in nyc been hiding their card readers this whole time?

(http://m5.paperblog.com/i/29/297824/traveleat-5-street-food-new-york-L-V8xTJ8.jpeg)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on September 16, 2016, 12:30:00 PM
I like to have $20-$40 cash on me, just in case. I don't really handle the money in the house so it's nice to not get grilled about why I spent $12 at Burger King 2 days in a row...
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on September 16, 2016, 12:36:17 PM
I don't carry cash because it's 2016. Sounds like you're just friends with poor lazy dipshits.

Only one of my friends is most are great. I'm not against cards just people who don't carry cash. Despite the fact it is 2016 not even close to 100% of places take cards. There is also the fact you're spending history is completely traceable by the government or whoever else, that may not bother you though. I gamble a fair bit so I like to have cash ready to weigh people in if needed. You don't need to have your whole bank account with just $30-$40. I just think people that have this weird pride in not carrying cash are generally kooks or tight. Where as most of the really good, stand-up people I know keep a few notes handy for any eventuality.
How often do those fucking machines go down? You got 3 people infront of the grocery store telling everyone cash only, or that printout at the drive thru window. Cards are pushed on us because you spend more with the convenience.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on September 16, 2016, 12:37:07 PM
going to see if my card fits in the parking meter.

(http://northwildwood.com/departments/parking_meter.png)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on September 16, 2016, 12:43:19 PM
going to try to hand my drug dealer american express.

(http://www.pointsincase.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/drug-dealer.jpg)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on September 16, 2016, 12:46:21 PM
does she swipe it in......her vaj?

(http://chicago-dirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/prostitutes.jpg?w=84&h=84&crop=1)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on September 16, 2016, 12:48:50 PM
mrs. smith's garage sale takes plastic?

(http://www.redoaktx.org/images/pages/N338/garage%20sale.jpg)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on September 16, 2016, 12:51:53 PM
going to see if my card fits in the parking meter.

(http://northwildwood.com/departments/parking_meter.png)

Yo these take cards now
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on September 16, 2016, 12:55:45 PM
does she swipe it in......her vaj?

(http://chicago-dirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/prostitutes.jpg?w=84&h=84&crop=1)

I think you have to insert your chip
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 16, 2016, 12:57:04 PM
Okay for real when's the last time one of you bought parking or a hot dog? Did you not see either of these things?

(http://centersandsquares.com/files/2009/09/New-parking-meter-on-Church-Street.jpg)

(http://mobile-cuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/minimum-credit-card-charges.jpg)

They're everywhere. More common than not.

And if your drug dealer doesn't accept paypal you should trade up.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on September 16, 2016, 12:57:23 PM
going to see if my card fits in the parking meter.

(http://northwildwood.com/departments/parking_meter.png)

Yo these take cards now


only some do

does she swipe it in......her vaj?

(http://chicago-dirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/prostitutes.jpg?w=84&h=84&crop=1)

I think you have to insert your chip

don't wanna catch the hiv.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on September 16, 2016, 12:58:01 PM
I like to have $20-$40 cash on me, just in case. I don't really handle the money in the house so it's nice to not get grilled about why I spent $12 at Burger King 2 days in a row...

damn dude what are you ordering?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on September 16, 2016, 12:59:45 PM
Okay for real when's the last time one of you bought parking or a hot dog? Did you not see either of these things?

(http://centersandsquares.com/files/2009/09/New-parking-meter-on-Church-Street.jpg)

(http://mobile-cuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/minimum-credit-card-charges.jpg)

They're everywhere. More common than not.

And if your drug dealer doesn't accept paypal you should trade up.

i guess nyc is behind on the street vendor thing. plenty of nearby nyc outskirts don't have parking meters that take card. and good thing i don't do drugs. pay pal'ing the drug dealer would make things much to easy for the dea.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 16, 2016, 01:05:53 PM
Okay for real when's the last time one of you bought parking or a hot dog? Did you not see either of these things?

(http://centersandsquares.com/files/2009/09/New-parking-meter-on-Church-Street.jpg)

(http://mobile-cuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/minimum-credit-card-charges.jpg)

They're everywhere. More common than not.

And if your drug dealer doesn't accept paypal you should trade up.

i guess nyc is behind on the street vendor thing. plenty of nearby nyc outskirts don't have parking meters that take card. and good thing i don't do drugs. pay pal'ing the drug dealer would make things much to easy for the dea.

The DEA doesn't give a shit about any of us they wouldn't even approve overtime to investigate some guy smoking weed in his living room.

NYC is leading the charge on "paperless" food vendors. In 2015 alone they pushed out 500 new eco-friendly carts. I bet if you asked any regular hot dog slinger on the street they'd begrudgingly accept a card because they know they'll lose business otherwise.

The new parking meters will make their way to your neighborhood soon enough. As cities privatize their parking authority after seeing how much money it brings in for Philadelphia, they rip out old city owned meters and install these things because they don't require pensions and aren't in a union.

You guys got me on the hookers though. You always want to pay them in cash so you can keep the option of killing them.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on September 16, 2016, 01:19:07 PM
the point stands that there are still enough services/vendors that only take cash that the best combo is $50 + card at all times. mrs. smith will thank you.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: swag nollies on September 16, 2016, 01:23:19 PM
Just keep a 20 on you fuck it... I just want to mention fuck wallets. I might could go velcro, but no. Ill just pay 15 every 6 mo. for a new license.

I like carry cash though, 1k and up makes you feel kinda safe and ballin.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on September 16, 2016, 02:53:59 PM
I like to have $20-$40 cash on me, just in case. I don't really handle the money in the house so it's nice to not get grilled about why I spent $12 at Burger King 2 days in a row...

damn dude what are you ordering?
Whatever number the tendercrisp chicken sandwich, with cheese, medium sized, nuggets. I have a night class that runs from 5-8:30 once a week and I can't eat dinner before 5, that's insane. By the time I get out I'm starving and Burger King is down the street. Don't judge me.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MeanestCleanestPenis on September 16, 2016, 03:00:26 PM
Okay for real when's the last time one of you bought parking or a hot dog? Did you not see either of these things?

(http://centersandsquares.com/files/2009/09/New-parking-meter-on-Church-Street.jpg)

(http://mobile-cuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/minimum-credit-card-charges.jpg)

They're everywhere. More common than not.

And if your drug dealer doesn't accept paypal you should trade up.

Why the fuck would you want to pay your drug dealer via paypal haha

I think you can pay for high end hookers with a card but I'll guess most don't.

Just seems weird you guys are desperate to only carry cards when cash is 100% anywhere outside internet shopping
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on September 16, 2016, 04:07:32 PM
I like to have $20-$40 cash on me, just in case. I don't really handle the money in the house so it's nice to not get grilled about why I spent $12 at Burger King 2 days in a row...

damn dude what are you ordering?
Whatever number the tendercrisp chicken sandwich, with cheese, medium sized, nuggets. I have a night class that runs from 5-8:30 once a week and I can't eat dinner before 5, that's insane. By the time I get out I'm starving and Burger King is down the street. Don't judge me.

No judgement, i'm in the same boat with school. My ticket usually only gets up to like 8 or something though
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on September 17, 2016, 02:26:09 AM
does she swipe it in......her vaj?

(http://chicago-dirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/prostitutes.jpg?w=84&h=84&crop=1)
Pretty sure "he" doesn't have a vaj
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: glutton. on September 18, 2016, 10:25:50 AM
dudes who break down emotionally in front of other people...I'm fine with comforting someone who actually has problems, since he/she feels comfortable with opening up to me. It got really weird when a guy, who I'm not even that cool with, cried about shit that doesn't even directly affect him. The only hard part about dealing with crying women is when they try to make out, after consoling them. It's only happened four or five times but I had to explain that I'm not interested because: they're vulnerable at the moment and I don't take advantage of people.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on September 19, 2016, 10:25:24 AM
to add to the above...just two days ago i was at this girl's new apartment and she went to order chinese. cash only. then she mentioned how she never has cash and how there's this great looking food spot by her work that is also cash only and it annoys her. guess who paid for her chinese food? this always prepared cash and card guy. i do think that every place should be able to accept cards, but the reality is that not every place does.... even in the financial capital of the world.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Casey Jones on September 19, 2016, 10:52:50 AM
I don't like futuristic modes of personal transportation. Like those little fold up electric bikes. Or scooter things. Or the hoverboards and OneWheels. Just walk, or ride a bike. I don't know why you need to make a spectacle of yourself. Plus, all those things go out of business anyways, so then you have all these useless contraptions that turn into bricks once you can't fix or replace them.

If I see you coming down the street on a hoverboard thing, I am instantly just very irritated. For no rational reason really.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iKobrakai on September 19, 2016, 12:33:41 PM
I don't like futuristic modes of personal transportation. Like those little fold up electric bikes. Or scooter things. Or the hoverboards and OneWheels. Just walk, or ride a bike. I don't know why you need to make a spectacle of yourself. Plus, all those things go out of business anyways, so then you have all these useless contraptions that turn into bricks once you can't fix or replace them.

If I see you coming down the street on a hoverboard thing, I am instantly just very irritated. For no rational reason really.

That may be the case, then again they work as a great sign that you will never have anything in common with the cunts. Instant timesaver, right there.

Oh, yeah, I forgot: people who are slow as shit in the subway. I ain't got time, move it, lard-o ! And even worse, people that tell you to chill and not stress out over said Pet Peeve. Motherfucker, I'm not stressing, I'm just trying to minimize the amount of time I have to spend in this smelly, bacteria filled deathtrap!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on September 19, 2016, 01:58:05 PM
to add to the above...just two days ago i was at this girl's new apartment and she went to order chinese. cash only. then she mentioned how she never has cash and how there's this great looking food spot by her work that is also cash only and it annoys her. guess who paid for her chinese food? this always prepared cash and card guy. i do think that every place should be able to accept cards, but the reality is that not every place does.... even in the financial capital of the world.
does the world financial capital not have ATM machines?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on September 19, 2016, 02:22:16 PM
to add to the above...just two days ago i was at this girl's new apartment and she went to order chinese. cash only. then she mentioned how she never has cash and how there's this great looking food spot by her work that is also cash only and it annoys her. guess who paid for her chinese food? this always prepared cash and card guy. i do think that every place should be able to accept cards, but the reality is that not every place does.... even in the financial capital of the world.
does the world financial capital not have ATM machines?
the point is that card isn't accepted everywhere. plus the hassle of having to run to an atm, pay to get your own money out, then rush back to pay for your now cold food is absurd.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 19, 2016, 05:26:39 PM
Saying "Woops I don't have cash" when you know you have to have cash is the mark of a total dip shit, not someone who sees cash as near useless. What someone who doesn't want to use cash would do is order from somewhere that doesn't require cash. I don't see a "cash only" sign and think I'll give it a shot anyway, I think I should either go to an ATM or keep walking.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on September 19, 2016, 06:43:08 PM
Cash only is such a poor business decision in 2016, especially when those Square pay things for $5 on Amazon.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: glutton. on September 20, 2016, 02:21:29 AM
roommate smoking out of the kitchen door because it's too cold for him to go outside...it's only 60 F. I might have to resort to violence before the weather actually gets shitty.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Esquivel on September 20, 2016, 04:42:30 AM
when my peener dips in the toilet water when I'm pooping

fucking hell, does it reach all the way to the water? why don't you rest it on the rim?
i'm frequently splashing my ass with dirty water after a massive turd has been dropped. amazing feeling, especially if i'm using public toilets
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on September 25, 2016, 06:32:25 PM
-I have been talking to this girl that has 2 of the classes I have, she's cute but she's the kind of person who doesn't put their phone down.
-Teachers that give out study guides more confusing than helpful
-People that feel that they have to explain everything instead of just leaving things at a no
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on September 27, 2016, 08:32:06 AM
whenever someone is playing some from a computer on full screen, but they dont move the cursor off the play/pause/timeline box (i dont know the term for it). drives me fucking crazy.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on September 27, 2016, 09:30:15 AM
"[superlative]. [noun]. ever."
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on September 27, 2016, 09:39:19 AM
"[superlative]. [noun]. ever."

(http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/files/2016/03/Comic-Book-Guy.png)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 27, 2016, 01:28:09 PM
I work with all dorks. Not nerds, not smart people, full on man-children dorks. They like Star Wars so they might as well be scientists. They're all watching the SpaceX stream and talking like they're aerospace engineers because they think Elon Musk is Iron Man. I hope space burns down because of these assholes.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirtyweemidden on September 28, 2016, 12:51:00 PM
when people over pronounce an 'rl' at the end of a word.. instead of pearl they say peril, girl girul etc

does my fucking nut in

also people who say pacific instead of specific should be shot on sight
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on September 28, 2016, 01:36:10 PM
I have his professor that says legitiMATE (verb) instead of legitimize. I know it can go either way but he says it quite a bit and it bugs me for some reason.

He also sends all the readings out via email, and these PDFs are always scanned some wonky direction that needs to be corrected.

Also ends every email with "peace."

Great professor though.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Jordick on September 28, 2016, 04:26:41 PM
I have his professor that says legitiMATE (verb) instead of legitimize. I know it can go either way but he says it quite a bit and it bugs me for some reason.

He also sends all the readings out via email, and these PDFs are always scanned some wonky direction that needs to be corrected.

Also ends every email with "peace."

Great professor though.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/093/953/c5b.jpg)
is your professor this guy?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MYXGAMES2015 on September 28, 2016, 05:02:12 PM
I work with all dorks. Not nerds, not smart people, full on man-children dorks. They like Star Wars so they might as well be scientists. They're all watching the SpaceX stream and talking like they're aerospace engineers because they think Elon Musk is Iron Man. I hope space burns down because of these assholes.

Yes. Really anyone who acts like they're really into science but then only talks about space shit they saw on Facebook and probably doesn't even know the Laws of Motion (Not saying I do, but you want see me talking like some space travel expert). Like fuck you, you don't actually care or know about science. You just like to sound smart talking about space.



Also, unrelated. Guys who every time they see a mildly attractive girl in public, even if they're not wearing anything remotely revealing, have to comment on her attractiveness. Call me a pussy or whatever, but do you really have to objectify every woman you see? Thats kinda fucked up
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: 7 year old on October 01, 2016, 10:41:47 AM
Also, unrelated. Guys who every time they see a mildly attractive girl in public, even if they're not wearing anything remotely revealing, have to comment on her attractiveness. Call me a pussy or whatever, but do you really have to objectify every woman you see? Thats kinda fucked up
people who do this make me super uncomfortable. I hate it when I end up getting stuck somewhere with someone like that.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ducky darnsworth on October 01, 2016, 10:50:34 AM
Also, unrelated. Guys who every time they see a mildly attractive girl in public, even if they're not wearing anything remotely revealing, have to comment on her attractiveness. Call me a pussy or whatever, but do you really have to objectify every woman you see? Thats kinda fucked up
people who do this make me super uncomfortable. I hate it when I end up getting stuck somewhere with someone like that.
yeah, i hung around some people like that for a minute and every time they went off i was just kinda thinking  "so this is why a more common interaction between boys and girls doesn't happen"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iKobrakai on October 01, 2016, 11:25:23 AM
A lot of things my friends do. Except, I don't have any.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wallieD on October 17, 2016, 04:59:19 PM
when sports push the tv schedule back and it messes up my dvr
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on October 17, 2016, 05:23:14 PM
automated phone systems are effective means of torture.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: TEMP-GNAR on October 17, 2016, 06:03:31 PM
automated phone systems are effective means of torture.

000000000000000000000000000
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on October 25, 2016, 10:52:51 AM
They're not not called reesie's pieeeseeees you fucking idiots it's REESE'S.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: HATE! on October 25, 2016, 11:44:52 AM
This is one that is only getting to be more of a pet peeve as I get older:  I fucking hate small talk with people I don't know or barely ever see.  I've never liked it but I used to be more tolerant because I didn't want to come off as an asshole to people who generally just mean well and are being polite.  However, a couple weeks ago I was at the dentist, which is already a place that I hate and gives me anxiety and this dude just started talking to me while I was filling out the insurance forms.  "Hey, fall is in the air, right?" -no response.  "Does this mean a late or early winter?" -"I, uh, don't know."  Then I press the volume button on my phone to make it vibrate and act like I had a text to respond to. "Oh, you've got an Android?  I bet a lot of people are switching over from Apple because the new..."  "Goddamn it." and I got up and moved.  The dude looked totally dejected and like I just kicked his dog, but I couldn't do it anymore.  Just because we're in the same fucking office doesn't mean we have to shoot the shit.  I barely even take calls from my wife in the afternoon just because I know it's her telling me she's leaving work and it's going to turn into her telling me about her day during her drive home only for her to tell me the same story over dinner.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: TEMP-GNAR on October 25, 2016, 11:56:42 AM
^ so you're the guy that shows up to the park and stares back at me emotionless when I say what's up
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: HATE! on October 25, 2016, 12:06:31 PM
No, I would've seen you coming and skated over to the other side of the park or just left completely.  Haha, I am a little bit better when we have something in common and also totally fine with just saying hello.  I just struggle when it's the total bullshit conversation just because I am stuck in line with them at the grocery store. "Oh these credit card swipe machines are crazy!  Chip, no chip?  Swipe or insert?  We just can't get our tech out on time, can we?"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: 20matar on October 25, 2016, 12:37:29 PM
You live in a world of more creative small talk than I do. The stuff I hear everyday is your typical MAN IT'S GON RAIN... LOOK AT THE SKY... THE SKY IS BLACK DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO RAIN? banter. It's all about the weather, the undisputed existence of the weekend, and the subjective quality of today's coffee. I would try to switch it up, but I don't want to fill people into my life anymore.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: HATE! on October 25, 2016, 12:40:37 PM
Team Curmudgeon.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on October 25, 2016, 12:41:38 PM
I'm with you HATE I don't participate in that shit anymore. I quit a few years ago. Everyone thinks I'm weird and rude but they also don't hit me with their bullshit conversation either. If someone says some dumb shit to me just to fill some silence, they're not getting anything in return. I don't ignore them like I have a thing, I look them in the eyes for a second and don't say a word. Give em the silent nope. If it's alright to strike up a bullshit conversation because you can't deal with not talking then it's alright for me to not participate.

The main thing is that you have to get over what a stranger might think of you. It's easy if you consider how many people you must've interacted with in your life, and how you don't remember 99% of them. It's part of my core belief that nothing matters and we're all going to die.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on October 25, 2016, 12:58:11 PM
I'm team curmudgeon too. My down stairs neighbor gets a nod if that. People tEllington me to do a trick or 'you got it' or whatever get a look. Got it now to where nobody talks to me & that's ok
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on October 25, 2016, 01:08:49 PM
I talk to everyone out skating though, I should add. Them my people.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on October 25, 2016, 01:12:46 PM
I have good n bad days w/ that. Little Salvador bastard who seeks my approval like I'm his dad? Do my best to ignore him. Someone my own age or even 10 yrs younger (30) I might talk. I'd always say hi back to a skater though
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on October 25, 2016, 02:42:55 PM
Feel you guys on the small talk, I realized a while ago that basically one of the most important things you have in life is time and if you add up all the extra 45 secs you took to let some wanker finish whatever pointless thing he's saying and going about your business, needless to say if you let people ramble on you shit adds up, I guess kind of another thing when you are stuck somewhere with someone, still sucks though, I like the boldness of hates "goddamnit!"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on October 25, 2016, 03:36:16 PM
that's one thing i love about nyc. not that much bullshit small talk. when i leave the area i find myself wanting to strangle most everyone.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wallieD on October 25, 2016, 05:01:07 PM
This is one that is only getting to be more of a pet peeve as I get older:  I fucking hate small talk with people I don't know or barely ever see.  I've never liked it but I used to be more tolerant because I didn't want to come off as an asshole to people who generally just mean well and are being polite.  However, a couple weeks ago I was at the dentist, which is already a place that I hate and gives me anxiety and this dude just started talking to me while I was filling out the insurance forms.  "Hey, fall is in the air, right?" -no response.  "Does this mean a late or early winter?" -"I, uh, don't know."  Then I press the volume button on my phone to make it vibrate and act like I had a text to respond to. "Oh, you've got an Android?  I bet a lot of people are switching over from Apple because the new..."  "Goddamn it." and I got up and moved.  The dude looked totally dejected and like I just kicked his dog, but I couldn't do it anymore.  Just because we're in the same fucking office doesn't mean we have to shoot the shit.  I barely even take calls from my wife in the afternoon just because I know it's her telling me she's leaving work and it's going to turn into her telling me about her day during her drive home only for her to tell me the same story over dinner.
just put in earphones before you go to the dentist. no one will talk to you, and you can pretend not to hear them if they try....there were even a couple times i didn't have an mp3 player, but tucked the wire in to my shirt so i can keep skating, and not have to stop and listen to someone who gets on my nerves. one time i pretended i was deaf and faked some sign language so these little skatepark groupies wouldn't bother me.... they instantly bought it. it was so hard to not start laughing
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on October 26, 2016, 09:56:47 AM
this one dude that comes to my office at work when he needs something will raise his arms and, like, hang from the top of the doorway like he is some damn monkey. Put your damn arms down and tell me what you need and go the fuck away.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Lasernaut on October 26, 2016, 10:46:53 AM
When people leave voice mails.
When you talk to people and they drone on and on, saying the same shit for 15 minutes straight. Conciseness, please. (N/A when you're talking to a friend who just went through a break-up or something equally emotionally distressing.)
Food in the sink.
"Would of"
Parents fiddling with their phones while their kid is just sitting there. Does your kid suck that much?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on October 26, 2016, 11:01:04 AM
When people state the obvious 'oh you skating?' When you're on board. 90% of words don't need to be said.
If I have nothing to say my lips are sealed. Say something once why say it again?
Psycho killer kiss kissay
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Dirtymac on October 26, 2016, 12:02:37 PM
When people state the obvious 'oh you skating?' When you're on board. 90% of words don't need to be said.
If I have nothing to say my lips are sealed. Say something once why say it again?
Psycho killer kiss kissay
Qu'est-ce que c'est...I hate nit picky people...
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on October 27, 2016, 01:53:29 AM
This is one that is only getting to be more of a pet peeve as I get older:  I fucking hate small talk with people I don't know or barely ever see.  I've never liked it but I used to be more tolerant because I didn't want to come off as an asshole to people who generally just mean well and are being polite.  However, a couple weeks ago I was at the dentist, which is already a place that I hate and gives me anxiety and this dude just started talking to me while I was filling out the insurance forms.  "Hey, fall is in the air, right?" -no response.  "Does this mean a late or early winter?" -"I, uh, don't know."  Then I press the volume button on my phone to make it vibrate and act like I had a text to respond to. "Oh, you've got an Android?  I bet a lot of people are switching over from Apple because the new..."  "Goddamn it." and I got up and moved.  The dude looked totally dejected and like I just kicked his dog, but I couldn't do it anymore.  Just because we're in the same fucking office doesn't mean we have to shoot the shit.  I barely even take calls from my wife in the afternoon just because I know it's her telling me she's leaving work and it's going to turn into her telling me about her day during her drive home only for her to tell me the same story over dinner.
http://youtu.be/hb0ef6NhY74 (http://youtu.be/hb0ef6NhY74)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: slappies on November 11, 2016, 10:49:23 AM
I work in an office and my desk was recently moved. I now face this dweeby goddamn guy with a stupid Bam goatee and these spindly gangly arms. He's always standing up and bouncing around talking loudly to the people around him, who are very clearly not into him. He's just such a goddamn peckerhead, it drives me crazy. He's the kind of person who thinks if he says whatever he just said louder, that it becomes funny.

I guess my pet peeve is people like that guy.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on November 14, 2016, 11:52:58 AM
I work in an office and my desk was recently moved. I now face this dweeby goddamn guy with a stupid Bam goatee and these spindly gangly arms. He's always standing up and bouncing around talking loudly to the people around him, who are very clearly not into him. He's just such a goddamn peckerhead, it drives me crazy. He's the kind of person who thinks if he says whatever he just said louder, that it becomes funny.

I guess my pet peeve is people like that guy.
peckerheads
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on November 19, 2016, 11:47:28 AM
empty toothpaste tube and making it last for two weeks cuz you keep forgetting you need to buy toothpaste
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on November 21, 2016, 06:07:32 PM
Those touch screen soda fountains that let you pick 10 different flavors of sprite.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on November 22, 2016, 06:28:29 AM
when people open a container that has a plastic sheet over it (sour cream, chip dip, ect.) and dont fully remove the plastic.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on November 22, 2016, 06:30:57 AM
when people open a container that has a plastic sheet over it (sour cream, chip dip, ect.) and dont fully remove the plastic.

My wife does that and insists that keeps juuuuuuuuuuust a little bit of freshness in. That kind of thinking is one of the reasons I hit her (I don't hit her (I shake her))
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on November 22, 2016, 06:47:12 AM
Those touch screen soda fountains that let you pick 10 different flavors of sprite.




Orange Coke rules though.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: WantSomeSlaw on November 22, 2016, 06:59:30 AM
I getchu on the small talk. Even when I run into people who I know, but am only gonna see for a few more minutes (line at a concert, in a store, etc) I just keep the talk super minimal. Maybe a "sup" and a smile. Sometimes I just try to make them not see me, so there's no obligation for a greeting.
And it's probably cause I'm still a kid, but I've never had a small talk experience like you did HATE. Someone just coming up to you speaking about something random like that? Das weird.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on November 22, 2016, 07:59:24 AM
when people open a container that has a plastic sheet over it (sour cream, chip dip, ect.) and dont fully remove the plastic.

My wife does that and insists that keeps juuuuuuuuuuust a little bit of freshness in. That kind of thinking is one of the reasons I hit her (I don't hit her (I shake her))

the freshness thing is bullshit. im convinced that the people who do it are just too fucking lazy to walk to the trash can and throw the plastic away.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Adam Abbas on November 24, 2016, 12:48:21 AM
I've never liked seeing the words "ya" or "yah" used instead of "yeah."
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Jordick on November 25, 2016, 05:42:27 PM
Those touch screen soda fountains that let you pick 10 different flavors of sprite.


right, as if someone has ever wanted strawberry mello yello.

also, when people use this emoticon:  ::) basically just means they enjoy being a cunt.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on November 27, 2016, 05:57:38 AM
when people open a container that has a plastic sheet over it (sour cream, chip dip, ect.) and dont fully remove the plastic.

My wife does that and insists that keeps juuuuuuuuuuust a little bit of freshness in. That kind of thinking is one of the reasons I hit her (I don't hit her (I shake her))

the freshness thing is bullshit. im convinced that the people who do it are just too fucking lazy to walk to the trash can and throw the plastic away.
hahaha oh man this one gives me the gears too, especially when the cover gets smeared with the food contained within, and yes I also agree 100% laziness as the motivation
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: lampshade on November 27, 2016, 07:43:25 AM
People who use the self check out line at the grocery store when they have a ton of shit.  That line is for get in- get out with the quickness. 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Rick Sanchez on November 27, 2016, 11:04:38 AM
Those touch screen soda fountains that let you pick 10 different flavors of sprite.




Orange Coke rules though.

cherry sprite is next level
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: 20matar on November 27, 2016, 03:34:44 PM
I wish I wasn't this prejudiced, but if you have a dumb voice, or a minor speech impediment, chances are that I won't like you at all. It's one thing to accomodate someone who stutters or who has a lisp, but if your voice is particularly silly, chances are that I won't like you, period. This is particularly bad because I have the worst accent ever, a mishmash of two, and since my voice is quite deep, I end up having to talk with a higher pitch for people not to think I'm trying to stunt on them. So this sucks.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on November 28, 2016, 06:58:33 AM
hahaha oh man this one gives me the gears too

(http://s.storage.akamai.coub.com/get/b43/p/coub/simple/cw_timeline_pic/9a9dfc803f0/1a1978d43699979be2f8f/big_1444154309_image.jpg)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on December 06, 2016, 08:18:36 PM
when you accidentally switch up your front and back trucks
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on December 07, 2016, 02:49:14 PM
when you accidentally switch up your front and back trucks

 :D that's why i mark "ft" and a "bt" in sharpie underneath the base plates
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on December 07, 2016, 03:07:26 PM
Having the tv volume on an odd number
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on December 07, 2016, 04:45:03 PM
when you accidentally switch up your front and back trucks

 :D that's why i mark "ft" and a "bt" in sharpie underneath the base plates

my dude! why am i just hearing this now

pet peeve of the day: homie with his lip gloss..uses it like a f'n cig in between sentences
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on December 07, 2016, 04:50:43 PM
Bunch of posers...Your crook mark is the instant tell
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on December 08, 2016, 05:50:33 AM
Bunch of posers...Your crook mark is the instant tell

this and the back kingpin was always how i could tell them apart. smith grinds wear that thing down pretty good.

Having the tv volume on an odd number

me too. drives me crazy.


im really starting to hate the new slang kids are saying. everything is sus and savage.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: 20matar on December 08, 2016, 09:17:12 AM

im really starting to hate the new slang kids are saying. everything is sus and savage.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Abyss1 on December 08, 2016, 10:04:37 AM
Bunch of posers...Your crook mark is the instant tell

this and the back kingpin was always how i could tell them apart. smith grinds wear that thing down pretty good.

Having the tv volume on an odd number

me too. drives me crazy.


im really starting to hate the new slang kids are saying. everything is sus and savage.

Sus is recent, savage is not a new slang my brother was using it all the time in 1999...but its not as annoying as sus or simpin'

My recent pet peeve is people who dont eat with their mouths closed...this dude I work with everyday eats his lunch with his mouth open and smacking the time too...I cant even hear the shit over my headphones sometimes  :-X
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirtyweemidden on December 11, 2016, 01:51:06 PM
Bunch of posers...Your crook mark is the instant tell

this and the back kingpin was always how i could tell them apart. smith grinds wear that thing down pretty good.

Having the tv volume on an odd number

me too. drives me crazy.



the feeble groove! always a sure sign

my tv has to be at a number ending in 0 or 5 or everyone will die
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on December 13, 2016, 05:28:11 AM
Coworkers who feel the need to vent about personal problems at work.

I'm not your therapist, I'm not your friend. I didn't ask. I'm just running out the clock so I can get out of here.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on December 14, 2016, 08:32:25 AM
video intros & slow-mo.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on December 17, 2016, 07:27:40 AM
Man, skinny tapered pants with elastic cuffs, worn below the ass looks stupid as fuck and it's everywhere  ???

I like Iceman's avatar though
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on December 17, 2016, 07:37:03 AM
Assholes who wear shorts in the winter. It shouldn't bother me but it drives me crazy. Normally around October you stop seeing people in shorts, but as soon as the first snow hits, a bunch of dickheads feel like it's time to bust them out again. I see someone doing it at least twice a week.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on December 17, 2016, 07:41:09 AM
Assholes who wear shorts in the winter. It shouldn't bother me but it drives me crazy. Normally around October you stop seeing people in shorts, but as soon as the first snow hits, a bunch of dickheads feel like it's time to bust them out again. I see someone doing it at least twice a week.
and hoodies/jackets on 90 degree days. wtf is that shit?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on December 17, 2016, 02:17:30 PM
when you accidentally switch up your front and back trucks

 :D that's why i mark "ft" and a "bt" in sharpie underneath the base plates
I switch them up every new deck. I never tighten them from the day I buy them so it doesn't mean shit to me.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: stabbedbywiggers on December 17, 2016, 02:22:47 PM
Assholes who wear shorts in the winter. It shouldn't bother me but it drives me crazy. Normally around October you stop seeing people in shorts, but as soon as the first snow hits, a bunch of dickheads feel like it's time to bust them out again. I see someone doing it at least twice a week.
and hoodies/jackets on 90 degree days. wtf is that shit?
Insecure fat people. Seen it at a park, all the kids where like take it off man its hot as fuck. Homie standin there like "no Im fine" lookin like hes bout to cry. I tried to help and took my shirt off and let my little chunk and carroll chest out, but he was still to shook to take it off. I feel so bad about some people. How can you help the helpless?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: six newell on December 17, 2016, 03:55:02 PM
When people cut you off mid-sentence or check their phones routinely and then ask you to repeat yourself.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on December 19, 2016, 05:21:07 AM
When women at shops I frequent, try to "get to know me", super uncomfortable, unwelcome and after a certain point I can never go back. Friendly banter is one thing, but probing personal questions about my life/myself for purposes of sexual evaluation or whatever, no thanks.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: 20matar on December 19, 2016, 05:38:57 AM
When women at shops I frequent, try to "get to know me", super uncomfortable, unwelcome and after a certain point I can never go back. Friendly banter is one thing, but probing personal questions about my life/myself for purposes of sexual evaluation or whatever, no thanks.

What kind of shops ask that kind of question? It never happened to me, ever, and I hope that never does.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on December 19, 2016, 05:45:43 AM
When women at shops I frequent, try to "get to know me", super uncomfortable, unwelcome and after a certain point I can never go back. Friendly banter is one thing, but probing personal questions about my life/myself for purposes of sexual evaluation or whatever, no thanks.

What kind of shops ask that kind of question? It never happened to me, ever, and I hope that never does.
Ones with unsupervised female staff and wait times
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: lampshade on December 19, 2016, 07:51:14 AM
When my wife uses the wrong knife when cooking.  I have some pretty nice knives.  Not high-end, because high-end with knives is like high-end with guitars or camera equipment.  Sky's the limit.  But sometimes I'll look over and she'll be slicing like a raw potato with a paring knife or something like that.  Drives me crazy.  Of course I don't say anything b/c she's just getting into cooking and I want to encourage her.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: not_ericricks on December 19, 2016, 08:11:03 AM
When my wife uses the wrong knife when cooking.  I have some pretty nice knives.  Not high-end, because high-end with knives is like high-end with guitars or camera equipment.  Sky's the limit.  But sometimes I'll look over and she'll be slicing like a raw potato with a paring knife or something like that.  Drives me crazy.  Of course I don't say anything b/c she's just getting into cooking and I want to encourage her.

Man same here. My wife is a great cook however but she seems to use the toughest tools for the job.

I have an 8" and a 10" knife mainly for chopping

I notice it the most when she cuts celery, carrots or potatoes, and she cuts with a lil 4" fruit knife with no backbone to it.

She also insists on cooking thing on high in the crockpot. Thats another one that bugs me.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Yushin Okami on December 19, 2016, 08:22:18 AM
This bothers me more than it should but I just don't understand when I'm driving and drop off a friend or whoever and when they try to get out if their door is locked, they look at me like they don't know what to do. They always say, "my door is locked" as if their door didn't have the exact same unlocking function as the driver's door. They just sit there and wait for me to unlock it for them.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: augustmoon on December 19, 2016, 08:31:33 AM
Bunch of posers...Your crook mark is the instant tell

i haven't done a crooked grind since Marc Johnson clowned them in that one video
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on December 19, 2016, 10:05:05 AM
Bunch of posers...Your crook mark is the instant tell

i haven't done a crooked grind since Marc Johnson clowned them in that one video

what video? i had a huge poster of this MJ crooked in my room when i was in high school.

http://youtu.be/Xpej0qc8Jy0?t=2m54s (http://youtu.be/Xpej0qc8Jy0?t=2m54s)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: augustmoon on December 19, 2016, 10:39:55 AM
probably Modus Operandi
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: stabbedbywiggers on December 19, 2016, 12:13:03 PM
This bothers me more than it should but I just don't understand when I'm driving and drop off a friend or whoever and when they try to get out if their door is locked, they look at me like they don't know what to do. They always say, "my door is locked" as if their door didn't have the exact same unlocking function as the driver's door. They just sit there and wait for me to unlock it for them.
Your friends are retarded, I dont ever recall this happening ever.

I dont like when people try to hide dick/butt/boxer adjustments. Man just do that shit out in the open proudly. Its gotta be done, like a sneeze, you cant hide a sneeze.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on December 19, 2016, 12:25:30 PM
You can hide a sneeze and risk popping blood vessels in your eyes or brain aneurysm. But it is polite.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on December 19, 2016, 01:05:17 PM
i held in a sneeze once and it caused a fart and there's nothing more embarrassing than an accidental fart...now whenever i sneeze i make sure to exaggerate the noise just in case
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on December 19, 2016, 01:27:02 PM
my new one is the fucking scratch-off addicts at my local corner store...fuckers always hang out at the counter and get in the way. I've starting saying things like "Bad luck coming through, please step aside." or "oh snap, Y'ALL SCRATCHING UP IN HERE?"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on December 20, 2016, 09:00:57 AM
my new one is the fucking scratch-off addicts at my local corner store...fuckers always hang out at the counter and get in the way. I've starting saying things like "Bad luck coming through, please step aside." or "oh snap, Y'ALL SCRATCHING UP IN HERE?"

That's the fucking worst. They think it's impossible to step to the side and scratch their stupid cards and get back in line. Dude, I feel like they take a least 4-5 mins each time. All I want is my water, move!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on December 20, 2016, 09:06:42 AM
my new one is the fucking scratch-off addicts at my local corner store...fuckers always hang out at the counter and get in the way. I've starting saying things like "Bad luck coming through, please step aside." or "oh snap, Y'ALL SCRATCHING UP IN HERE?"

That's the fucking worst. They think it's impossible to step to the side and scratch their stupid cards and get back in line. Dude, I feel like they take a least 4-5 mins each time. All I want is my water, move!

i dont play those fucking things, but i was taught at an early age that you dont scratch them inside the store. thats what people with problems do.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Joust Ostrich on December 30, 2016, 01:59:20 PM
The "everything happens for a reason" people. 

No, it doesn't, and you're really really fucking dumb.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on December 30, 2016, 06:06:30 PM
The "everything happens for a reason" people. 

No, it doesn't, and you're really really fucking dumb.

hahaa nailed it.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on December 31, 2016, 09:05:38 AM
When I don't have someone's number but they have mine so I tell them to text me so I have theirs but instead they tell me their number and tell me to text them. Like you're making it a lot more complicated and I don't even really want your fucking number that bad
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on December 31, 2016, 12:33:18 PM
When I don't have someone's number but they have mine so I tell them to text me so I have theirs but instead they tell me their number and tell me to text them. Like you're making it a lot more complicated and I don't even really want your fucking number that bad

You should give your best "I did what I could" shrug, turn around, and never talk to them again.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on December 31, 2016, 05:52:19 PM
When I don't have someone's number but they have mine so I tell them to text me so I have theirs but instead they tell me their number and tell me to text them. Like you're making it a lot more complicated and I don't even really want your fucking number that bad

You should give your best "I did what I could" shrug, turn around, and never talk to them again.

My old AA sponsor did this. I broke 2 phones in a month (had back ups) and messaged him on facebook and he did this shit every fucking time. Now he's drinking again and paying for hookers apparently. Don't be like this dude people. I don't care if you pay for hookers and a drunk, just don't be an asshole and just text the fucking person when they don't have your number
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on December 31, 2016, 06:48:36 PM
I guess the alternative to paying for hookers is not paying for them. But then you'd have to murder them. I'd say he's on a positive life track. All things in perspective.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on January 01, 2017, 02:34:39 AM
I guess the alternative to paying for hookers is not paying for them. But then you'd have to murder them. I'd say he's on a positive life track. All things in perspective.

You don't have to murder them. Have you been murdering them? You don't have to do it every time sometimes you can just shoplift.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on January 01, 2017, 09:50:48 AM
Ohhhhhhh....
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on February 28, 2017, 04:20:51 PM
loud whisperers
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on March 01, 2017, 09:41:58 AM
people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on March 01, 2017, 10:15:36 AM
People who love skin cancer, and people who don't wash their fish before they cook it.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on March 01, 2017, 11:09:25 AM
people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.
You've clearly never been to Australia.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on March 01, 2017, 11:46:32 AM
The woman filing her nails on the bus right now is pissing me of. People have no fucking shame in the big city. I've even seen people clipping their nails on public transport.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on March 02, 2017, 07:58:51 AM
people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.

There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on March 02, 2017, 08:22:04 AM
The woman filing her nails on the bus right now is pissing me of. People have no fucking shame in the big city. I've even seen people clipping their nails on public transport.

The Sopranos- Janice catches some shrapnel from Ralphie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVTVPLN_MRY#)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on March 02, 2017, 08:45:48 AM
people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.

There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
my troubles is i think people polluting water w/ their skin is disgusting. remove fish from the equation it's still gross.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on March 02, 2017, 08:53:20 AM
the last time i went in the ocean, i peed in it.  8)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on March 02, 2017, 08:54:22 AM
AND wore sunscreen.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on March 02, 2017, 08:57:07 AM
AND wore sunscreen.
Screaming Trump Protestor NOOOO Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPA7qjSfBd4#)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: splerm on March 02, 2017, 08:59:04 AM
Dont worry about them, raw fish got more omegas and shit. Last thing I want to taste is sunscreen when chompin down on a meal.(https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-26-2015/Kg6vn2.gif)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: lampshade on March 02, 2017, 09:52:07 AM
people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.

There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
my troubles is i think people polluting water w/ their skin is disgusting. remove fish from the equation it's still gross.


Just imagine the giant dumps whales be takin'.  Madd do-do.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on March 02, 2017, 12:19:24 PM
people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.

There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
my troubles is i think people polluting water w/ their skin is disgusting. remove fish from the equation it's still gross.


Just imagine the giant dumps whales be takin'.  Madd do-do.

And jizzing and having babies and taking baths and all the aquatic animals who MURDER each other in there
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on March 02, 2017, 12:22:27 PM
i love shitting in water, i don't have a problem w/ that. i just think people swimming and all the gunk they put on their skin going into the water is gross. plastic beads are bad too.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on March 02, 2017, 12:42:35 PM
Police cars are always painted wrong. They should look like this to increase visibility and avoid confusion.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/x5PAXF35chs/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 02, 2017, 12:50:07 PM
It's almost like they don't want people to know they're cops sometimes
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on March 02, 2017, 01:02:00 PM
If that's the case they should drive an unmarked car, no problem with that. Some random minivans are more visible than cop cars and it's bullshit! Cops are out there to protect and serve the community they should make their presence loud and clear.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: splerm on March 02, 2017, 01:24:00 PM
What insignificant event happened to you tracer?

 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on March 02, 2017, 01:51:04 PM
What insignificant event happened to you tracer?

 
I'm trying to paint these fuckin cars yellow. Are you in or are you out? What are you going to do?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: splerm on March 02, 2017, 02:16:36 PM
I am going to avoid the police, thats what I will do.

I thought you where a ghetto canadian child? You should be able to spot unmarked and blue and whites from long distances and act accordingly to whatever gangster ass canadian situation you are in my dude. You tellin me they got the drop on you? Unforgivable.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ttching! on March 03, 2017, 01:47:08 PM
people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.

There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
my troubles is i think people polluting water w/ their skin is disgusting. remove fish from the equation it's still gross.


Just imagine the giant dumps whales be takin'.  Madd do-do.

And jizzing and having babies and taking baths and all the aquatic animals who MURDER each other in there

Whale cum probably has a pretty high spf when applied directly.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/09/4a/d8/094ad84f51c7f9a7ecb7dc2bf46393b4.jpg)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on March 03, 2017, 03:24:10 PM
people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.

There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
my troubles is i think people polluting water w/ their skin is disgusting. remove fish from the equation it's still gross.


Just imagine the giant dumps whales be takin'.  Madd do-do.

And jizzing and having babies and taking baths and all the aquatic animals who MURDER each other in there

Whale cum probably has a pretty high spf when applied directly.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/09/4a/d8/094ad84f51c7f9a7ecb7dc2bf46393b4.jpg)
And, it'll help you pass a drug test.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on March 03, 2017, 03:27:04 PM
Just when I thought I successfully hijacked the topic I see someone jerking off Shamu.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: 20matar on March 04, 2017, 08:50:48 AM
Jaguar print. Tiger print, too, but jaguar print is the worst. I immediately stop liking someone who wears jaguar-printed clothing. It annoys me to no end and this is my pet peeve thank you.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on March 06, 2017, 10:31:14 AM
^ its trashy, but trashy can be sexy sometimes. sometimes.

i cant stand when people bring their dogs places where their dog should not be. im not talking about people bringing leader dogs or therapy dogs into stores and restaurants, im talking about when assholes bring the dogs over to someone elses house or to parties. in another thread i was talking about a time where someone brought their dog over to my buddies house and his dog ate my flip flops. they fight with other dogs, chew things up, attack kids, bark like crazy, jump up and eat food off tables and counters, all kinds of ridiculous shit. i get that people love their pets, but not everyone else does. leave your fucking dog at home unless the owner of wherever you're going told you to bring your dog.

and i dont have a problem with dogs. the problem is with assholes dog owners.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: splerm on March 06, 2017, 11:05:51 AM
CVT transmissions, what loads of shit those things are.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on March 06, 2017, 02:08:10 PM
This guy in the office adjacent from me keeps sipping his soda loudly and then go "AHHHHH!" like he is in a god damn coca-cola commercial. It's starting to really piss me off. IT'S SO UNNECESSARY!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on March 06, 2017, 06:27:19 PM
This guy in the office adjacent from me keeps sipping his soda loudly and then go "AHHHHH!" like he is in a god damn coca-cola commercial. It's starting to really piss me off. IT'S SO UNNECESSARY!

that's how you experience maximum soda enjoyment.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on March 06, 2017, 06:32:23 PM
Jaguar print. Tiger print, too, but jaguar print is the worst. I immediately stop liking someone who wears jaguar-printed clothing. It annoys me to no end and this is my pet peeve thank you.

I'm with you. The only person that looks semi-cool with a jaguar print is a fucking witch doctor.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on March 07, 2017, 09:14:29 AM
I fucking hate when ministry people wake me up on Sunday morning to talk about Christianity, when I'm hungover in my boxers.

Also, fuck people who vomit in sinks. It makes the bathroom unbearable, and someone has to clean it up, whether it's in my apartment or at a bar.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on March 07, 2017, 12:35:54 PM
I fucking hate when ministry people wake me up on Sunday morning to talk about Christianity
"if you're not off my property in 30 seconds i'm sending you to fucking heaven." yelling into the house: "Honey, get me the god damn shotgun."

problem permanently solved.

bonus points if you don't even own a gun.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wallieD on March 07, 2017, 01:32:49 PM
 people in the Q&A section on almost every amazon page that reply just to say they don't know the answer "sorry, i bought the shirt as a gift for a friend, so i don't know how it fits". is there some kind of reward system for commenting on amazon, or are these people just that lonely?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Silky Johnson on March 07, 2017, 02:25:25 PM
Looking through a rack at a clothing store and someone starts looking directly next to you and stands in the way of the direction you were moving, it's the equivalent on snaking someone at a park
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: RCB3 on March 07, 2017, 03:25:50 PM
People who are unaware of their surroundings/not giving a shit about their surroundings. An example is people walking slowly while looking at their phone and not realizing I can't get around their turtle-paced bitch ass. I walk fast and when there's not ample space to pass people who are doddling along, I lose my shit.

On the not giving a shit notion, if I'm camping or something and someones blasting some music right by me or people having conversations on their phones in public in a very high volume. I don't give a shit if the profit margains are too thin, Gary, take your fucking conversation outside.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on March 07, 2017, 05:53:27 PM
Concerts have become kind of embarrassing... Everyone with their phones out it's like, why did you even show up? Some professional will get better footage anyways that you can watch later. Social media's impact on shows has gotten so bad, and I don't see it getting better.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on March 07, 2017, 07:19:33 PM
I fucking hate when ministry people wake me up on Sunday morning to talk about Christianity, when I'm hungover in my boxers.


Ministry - ???????? (Psalm 69) [Full Album] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-jR-9o0cew#)

Even if they just want to talk about Psalm 69?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on March 08, 2017, 09:27:13 AM
People who blast sneezes in the checkout line. I'm not a germaphobe, but dude..at least make an attempt to cover that shit somewhat.
Next time that happens I pray that I have a fart in the chamber so I can administer some street justice. 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Adam Abbas on March 08, 2017, 09:47:53 AM
People who blast sneezes in the checkout line. I'm not a germaphobe, but dude..at least make an attempt to cover that shit somewhat.
Next time that happens I pray that I have a fart in the chamber so I can administer some street justice. 

Agreed, if you can lift your arm to your face, and know the right etiquette, then there's no reason to not cover your mouth other than you're a dipshit. And if you don't know the right etiquette, learn it.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on March 08, 2017, 05:38:02 PM
I fucking hate when ministry people wake me up on Sunday morning to talk about Christianity, when I'm hungover in my boxers.


Ministry - ???????? (Psalm 69) [Full Album] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-jR-9o0cew#)

Even if they just want to talk about Psalm 69?
maybe Jesus built their hotrods? ???
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on March 14, 2017, 12:50:04 PM
vegans
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JAesop on March 14, 2017, 04:50:18 PM
Two sided sink in my kitchen-one side has garbage disposal, one side doesn't.  Why does my wife always rinse off the dirty plates into the side that doesn't have the disposal?!?!? Food chunks stuck in the drain. Drives me crazy.
Marriage, enter at your own risk.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on March 14, 2017, 05:31:40 PM
the huf ad at the top of the page at the moment with the rolled up dad jeans and clown shoes
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Iceman on March 16, 2017, 08:02:53 AM
automated phone menus make me want to set the world afire.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the snake on March 16, 2017, 09:39:46 AM
negative people who get upset by unimportant stuff  ;D
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Deucifer on March 16, 2017, 11:35:17 AM
^ its trashy, but trashy can be sexy sometimes. sometimes.

i cant stand when people bring their dogs places where their dog should not be. im not talking about people bringing leader dogs or therapy dogs into stores and restaurants, im talking about when assholes bring the dogs over to someone elses house or to parties. in another thread i was talking about a time where someone brought their dog over to my buddies house and his dog ate my flip flops. they fight with other dogs, chew things up, attack kids, bark like crazy, jump up and eat food off tables and counters, all kinds of ridiculous shit. i get that people love their pets, but not everyone else does. leave your fucking dog at home unless the owner of wherever you're going told you to bring your dog.

and i dont have a problem with dogs. the problem is with assholes dog owners.

for real. I have a dog and he's good in situations like that, no barking, not jumping etc... but I make sure it's chill if I bring him along to something like that, and for the most part he's more content at home in the evening anyways. Asshole dog owners are the worst- it seems like every other person in my neighborhood has a yippy shit dog that freaks out every time they see my dog. These little dogs are fucking losing its trying to rip their leashes (if they are even on one) out of their owners hands and the dipshits act like nothing is going on. I tell my dog to sit and he does so until they pass. It's not that hard to train a dog, and we're both going to be bummed when my 50lb dogs takes a snap at your 5 pounder cause it won't leave him alone.

Also, a good bud of mine just moved into my place. Love the dude to death and we're in a band together and hang all the time, but he watches instagram videos with the sound on while I'm watching tv/a movie and I want to slap his face and the phone out of his hand.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on March 17, 2017, 12:27:06 AM
^ its trashy, but trashy can be sexy sometimes. sometimes.

i cant stand when people bring their dogs places where their dog should not be. im not talking about people bringing leader dogs or therapy dogs into stores and restaurants, im talking about when assholes bring the dogs over to someone elses house or to parties. in another thread i was talking about a time where someone brought their dog over to my buddies house and his dog ate my flip flops. they fight with other dogs, chew things up, attack kids, bark like crazy, jump up and eat food off tables and counters, all kinds of ridiculous shit. i get that people love their pets, but not everyone else does. leave your fucking dog at home unless the owner of wherever you're going told you to bring your dog.

and i dont have a problem with dogs. the problem is with assholes dog owners.

for real. I have a dog and he's good in situations like that, no barking, not jumping etc... but I make sure it's chill if I bring him along to something like that, and for the most part he's more content at home in the evening anyways. Asshole dog owners are the worst- it seems like every other person in my neighborhood has a yippy shit dog that freaks out every time they see my dog. These little dogs are fucking losing its trying to rip their leashes (if they are even on one) out of their owners hands and the dipshits act like nothing is going on. I tell my dog to sit and he does so until they pass. It's not that hard to train a dog, and we're both going to be bummed when my 50lb dogs takes a snap at your 5 pounder cause it won't leave him alone.

Also, a good bud of mine just moved into my place. Love the dude to death and we're in a band together and hang all the time, but he watches instagram videos with the sound on while I'm watching tv/a movie and I want to slap his face and the phone out of his hand.
Nip this in the bud today. If you don't do it calmly now you'll explode in the future. I fucking hate it when people do this at work or on the bus.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: j....soy..... on March 18, 2017, 02:10:48 PM
Love the dudes at the skatepark that let their dogs run amok....I don't bring my skateboard to the dog park......

No joke...total Vancouver moment...one time at the Starbucks down the street...dude w the white guy counting crows dreads....brings in his Great Dane.....then when the manager says....'uh....no!' He pulls the.....'I know...I know...but I left his leash at home...what am I suppose to do?!'
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on March 18, 2017, 02:38:02 PM
really though, those big ass dogs can be scary just because your a yippie or someshit doesn't mean your massive dog wont go crazy all of a sudden,  "oh he's fine..."
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Adam Abbas on March 18, 2017, 03:06:30 PM
Love the dudes at the skatepark that let their dogs run amok....I don't bring my skateboard to the dog park......

Reminds me of a middle-aged man who was driving his fucking RC car around a park I skated once. The park was actually empty and he still managed to get it in my way, I almost wanted to kick it. I could see his wife telling him to watch out and he started to throw a hissy fit at her. That's not even the first time I've been skating somewhere and RC car duders show up. Annoying to say the least.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: j....soy..... on March 18, 2017, 04:23:27 PM
no toys.....that's the line.....I'm already thinking through drones....cause it's starting to happen....I kinda think I'm not having it....
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on March 19, 2017, 02:03:27 AM
dude w the white guy counting crows dreads....
did LOL
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Deucifer on March 21, 2017, 09:49:44 AM
^ its trashy, but trashy can be sexy sometimes. sometimes.

i cant stand when people bring their dogs places where their dog should not be. im not talking about people bringing leader dogs or therapy dogs into stores and restaurants, im talking about when assholes bring the dogs over to someone elses house or to parties. in another thread i was talking about a time where someone brought their dog over to my buddies house and his dog ate my flip flops. they fight with other dogs, chew things up, attack kids, bark like crazy, jump up and eat food off tables and counters, all kinds of ridiculous shit. i get that people love their pets, but not everyone else does. leave your fucking dog at home unless the owner of wherever you're going told you to bring your dog.

and i dont have a problem with dogs. the problem is with assholes dog owners.

for real. I have a dog and he's good in situations like that, no barking, not jumping etc... but I make sure it's chill if I bring him along to something like that, and for the most part he's more content at home in the evening anyways. Asshole dog owners are the worst- it seems like every other person in my neighborhood has a yippy shit dog that freaks out every time they see my dog. These little dogs are fucking losing its trying to rip their leashes (if they are even on one) out of their owners hands and the dipshits act like nothing is going on. I tell my dog to sit and he does so until they pass. It's not that hard to train a dog, and we're both going to be bummed when my 50lb dogs takes a snap at your 5 pounder cause it won't leave him alone.

Also, a good bud of mine just moved into my place. Love the dude to death and we're in a band together and hang all the time, but he watches instagram videos with the sound on while I'm watching tv/a movie and I want to slap his face and the phone out of his hand.
Nip this in the bud today. If you don't do it calmly now you'll explode in the future. I fucking hate it when people do this at work or on the bus.

haha fuck, after the first week I was ready to get all shitty on him, "turn that fucking shit off or go to your fuckin room!" but decided it wasn't worth the tension and we're all leaving that house in a couple weeks anyways. I have discovered that a quick way to get him to chill is to start playing sound off my phone, I think it annoys him  ::)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iKobrakai on March 23, 2017, 03:31:23 AM
^ its trashy, but trashy can be sexy sometimes. sometimes.

i cant stand when people bring their dogs places where their dog should not be. im not talking about people bringing leader dogs or therapy dogs into stores and restaurants, im talking about when assholes bring the dogs over to someone elses house or to parties. in another thread i was talking about a time where someone brought their dog over to my buddies house and his dog ate my flip flops. they fight with other dogs, chew things up, attack kids, bark like crazy, jump up and eat food off tables and counters, all kinds of ridiculous shit. i get that people love their pets, but not everyone else does. leave your fucking dog at home unless the owner of wherever you're going told you to bring your dog.

and i dont have a problem with dogs. the problem is with assholes dog owners.

for real. I have a dog and he's good in situations like that, no barking, not jumping etc... but I make sure it's chill if I bring him along to something like that, and for the most part he's more content at home in the evening anyways. Asshole dog owners are the worst- it seems like every other person in my neighborhood has a yippy shit dog that freaks out every time they see my dog. These little dogs are fucking losing its trying to rip their leashes (if they are even on one) out of their owners hands and the dipshits act like nothing is going on. I tell my dog to sit and he does so until they pass. It's not that hard to train a dog, and we're both going to be bummed when my 50lb dogs takes a snap at your 5 pounder cause it won't leave him alone.

Also, a good bud of mine just moved into my place. Love the dude to death and we're in a band together and hang all the time, but he watches instagram videos with the sound on while I'm watching tv/a movie and I want to slap his face and the phone out of his hand.
Nip this in the bud today. If you don't do it calmly now you'll explode in the future. I fucking hate it when people do this at work or on the bus.

haha fuck, after the first week I was ready to get all shitty on him, "turn that fucking shit off or go to your fuckin room!" but decided it wasn't worth the tension and we're all leaving that house in a couple weeks anyways. I have discovered that a quick way to get him to chill is to start playing sound off my phone, I think it annoys him?  ::)

Passive aggressive... Are you sure you guys are not married?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on April 03, 2017, 11:58:18 PM
people showing me shit from their Instagram, on their phones
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on April 25, 2017, 09:45:37 PM
when you're talking about a comic and the other person, a layperson like yourself, compliments his timing. 'oh, his timing is impeccable'.
shut the actual fuck up! maybe i'm daft but i know who's funny off their jokes, i don't give a shit about timing. wouldn't recognize good or bad timing if it swam up and bit me in the ass.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on April 26, 2017, 07:49:38 AM
I also hate when people are smarter than me.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on April 26, 2017, 07:57:32 AM
these aren't smart people, it's a trope like saying 'that's the preferred nomenclature' but you can't use nomenclature in any other sentence or context. or calling girls voluptuous when you mean beautiful. or using dichotomy wrong.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on April 26, 2017, 08:14:55 AM
Whatever helps you.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on April 26, 2017, 02:47:42 PM
nasally teenage stoners in the food service industry
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on April 26, 2017, 02:58:44 PM
Nasally people of any age in any industry
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on April 26, 2017, 02:59:30 PM
When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.

"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"

"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"

^The new vegans
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on April 26, 2017, 03:01:43 PM
It's illegal to scalp tickets in person but not on line.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on April 26, 2017, 03:38:29 PM
When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.

"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"

"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"

^The new vegans

For me, it's not that shot that's painful. It's the price.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on April 26, 2017, 04:59:51 PM
I have tattoos but I'm not afraid of shots because I never go to the doctor.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on April 26, 2017, 05:27:53 PM
I have tattoos but I'm not afraid of shots because I never go to the doctor.

But is your facebook name Shit "all tatted up" for brains?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on April 26, 2017, 11:05:14 PM
these aren't smart people, it's a trope like saying 'that's the preferred nomenclature' but you can't use nomenclature in any other sentence or context. or calling girls voluptuous when you mean beautiful. or using dichotomy wrong.

This is what idiot drug addicts say.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on April 27, 2017, 07:52:54 AM
these aren't smart people, it's a trope like saying 'that's the preferred nomenclature' but you can't use nomenclature in any other sentence or context. or calling girls voluptuous when you mean beautiful. or using dichotomy wrong.

This is what idiot drug addicts say.

Metallica - Jump In the Fire single (Studio Version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ll1-yV8YSw#)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on April 27, 2017, 08:05:42 PM
When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.

"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"

"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"

^The new vegans
::) cool logic there brah
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on April 28, 2017, 06:47:56 AM
any form of the phrase "zero fucks given". you sound like a dweeb when you say anything like that.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on April 28, 2017, 06:56:07 AM
agreed^
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on April 28, 2017, 07:30:07 AM
One of my pet peeves is when people randomly show up at my house and just expect to hang around all day.

I felt like an asshole but just locking the door in Front of them and walking away sent the message pretty quick

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on April 28, 2017, 07:33:01 AM
When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.

"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"

"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"

^The new vegans
::) cool logic there brah

Another pet peeve, vegans don't know how to take a joke

EDIT: Actually not all vegans, just you bro
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on April 28, 2017, 08:16:41 AM
One of my pet peeves is when people randomly show up at my house and just expect to hang around all day.

I felt like an asshole but just locking the door in Front of them and walking away sent the message pretty quick



Nobody ever has a reason to come to my house so when someone does, I drop to the floor like they're SWAT and I'm assistant shift supervisor of a meth lab. I get real twitchy when the girl scouts come by so I couldn't imagine someone stopping by to waste my entire day.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on April 28, 2017, 09:09:50 AM
One of my pet peeves is when people randomly show up at my house and just expect to hang around all day.

I felt like an asshole but just locking the door in Front of them and walking away sent the message pretty quick



Nobody ever has a reason to come to my house so when someone does, I drop to the floor like they're SWAT and I'm assistant shift supervisor of a meth lab. I get real twitchy when the girl scouts come by so I couldn't imagine someone stopping by to waste my entire day.

Hahaha.

Yeah outta all my friends/family, like 4 of them will just show up outta nowhere and expect us to drop everything we have planned to sit around and talk for hours on end.

Im a pretty anxious guy so Im always trying to keep busy and multi tasking. Last thing I wanna do is have coffee and sit around.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on April 29, 2017, 01:43:54 AM
When people want to have full blown conversations in-between goes on a session.
Small talk is understandable but I've had to warm up again on several occasions.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on April 29, 2017, 07:23:30 AM
When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.

"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"

"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"

^The new vegans
::) cool logic there brah

Another pet peeve, vegans don't know how to take a joke

EDIT: Actually not all vegans, just you bro

you can switch back lip so I'll let it slide, just this once (your comparison still sucks though) :-*
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on April 29, 2017, 07:47:24 AM
When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.

"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"

"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"

^The new vegans
::) cool logic there brah

Another pet peeve, vegans don't know how to take a joke

EDIT: Actually not all vegans, just you bro

you can switch back lip so I'll let it slide, just this once (your comparison still sucks though) :-*

No it doesn't. The point i made was people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but hate shots but in reality everyone basically hates shots. I never heard someone get excited because they have a doctors appointment lined and they cant wait to get a shot. Kind of like vegans, they think they are so unique because they only eat plants but basically everyone eats plants but just dont sniff their own farts doing but basically thats just you because you absolutely give normal vegans a bad name. You see other vegans on this forum that know how to take a joke but not you though, you are basically every meme that makes fun of vegans
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: 20matar on April 29, 2017, 05:43:59 PM
Shark Tits's memery reminded me of one of mine's: people who put the W in Axl Rose. Like W. Axl Rose.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirtyweemidden on April 30, 2017, 12:07:01 AM
people who are incapable of being on time.

i have a bunch of habitually late friends and i want to murder them all.
I asked one dude why he is always late and his response was ' if i leave at the time im supposed to meet you, youll definitely be there when i arrive.. i hate waiting for people who are late.'

 PURE UNFILTERED RAGE
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on April 30, 2017, 05:38:29 AM
When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.

"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"

"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"

^The new vegans
::) cool logic there brah

Another pet peeve, vegans don't know how to take a joke

EDIT: Actually not all vegans, just you bro

you can switch back lip so I'll let it slide, just this once (your comparison still sucks though) :-*

No it doesn't. The point i made was people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but hate shots but in reality everyone basically hates shots. I never heard someone get excited because they have a doctors appointment lined and they cant wait to get a shot. Kind of like vegans, they think they are so unique because they only eat plants but basically everyone eats plants but just dont sniff their own farts doing but basically thats just you because you absolutely give normal vegans a bad name. You see other vegans on this forum that know how to take a joke but not you though, you are basically every meme that makes fun of vegans
k mate, you sure seem to "think" you know a lot about this topic 8) your pet peeve sucks btw, why would that even bother you?
p.s. I still like your switch back lips
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on April 30, 2017, 10:13:47 AM
people who are incapable of being on time.

i have a bunch of habitually late friends and i want to murder them all.
I asked one dude why he is always late and his response was ' if i leave at the time im supposed to meet you, youll definitely be there when i arrive.. i hate waiting for people who are late.'

 PURE UNFILTERED RAGE

this kills me. Regardless if im picking up a friend or a friend is picking me up, somehow im always waiting. It pisses me off so much. This one dude i know does the same thing every time, texts me saying "be at yours in 5 minutes" so ill go outside and wait, 20 minutes later he rolls in, i hate the idea of people waiting on me so im always pretty good with being on time so it annoys me when other people cant.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on April 30, 2017, 10:25:04 AM
When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.

"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"

"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"

^The new vegans
::) cool logic there brah

Another pet peeve, vegans don't know how to take a joke

EDIT: Actually not all vegans, just you bro

you can switch back lip so I'll let it slide, just this once (your comparison still sucks though) :-*

No it doesn't. The point i made was people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but hate shots but in reality everyone basically hates shots. I never heard someone get excited because they have a doctors appointment lined and they cant wait to get a shot. Kind of like vegans, they think they are so unique because they only eat plants but basically everyone eats plants but just dont sniff their own farts doing but basically thats just you because you absolutely give normal vegans a bad name. You see other vegans on this forum that know how to take a joke but not you though, you are basically every meme that makes fun of vegans
k mate, you sure seem to "think" you know a lot about this topic 8) your pet peeve sucks btw, why would that even bother you?
p.s. I still like your switch back lips

I dont know, why does the last thing you posted in the things you are not stoked on thread make you not stoked?

p.s. your constant use of emojis make you look like a 14 year old
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: behavioralguide on April 30, 2017, 11:12:32 AM
people who ollie over the handrail to grind (showoff to fifty or whatever u want to call it)
 when the rail is not fixed on the top step (wich feels to me like wanting to be cool enough to showoff but  not having the ability to do so on a normal rail)
it annoys me even though the trick usualy is gnarly anyways

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirtyweemidden on April 30, 2017, 12:14:12 PM
people who are incapable of being on time.

i have a bunch of habitually late friends and i want to murder them all.
I asked one dude why he is always late and his response was ' if i leave at the time im supposed to meet you, youll definitely be there when i arrive.. i hate waiting for people who are late.'

 PURE UNFILTERED RAGE

this kills me. Regardless if im picking up a friend or a friend is picking me up, somehow im always waiting. It pisses me off so much. This one dude i know does the same thing every time, texts me saying "be at yours in 5 minutes" so ill go outside and wait, 20 minutes later he rolls in, i hate the idea of people waiting on me so im always pretty good with being on time so it annoys me when other people cant.

im glad someone understands! it really boils my piss
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on April 30, 2017, 02:57:19 PM
If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, don't bother showing up.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on April 30, 2017, 03:25:33 PM
The early bird gets the worm, and the best waves.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirty ol man on April 30, 2017, 04:53:58 PM
If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, don't bother showing up.

for business, dates, 1:1 link ups, trips etc yes.

when people think punctuality is a cultural construct, fair enough, it is. but when you think about business, love it or hate it how far we've come in the western world elevating the human quality of life via adhering to commitments etc...DEAL WITH IT AS AN EXPECTATION.

i've thought about this recently after hearing interviews on NPR focused on immigrants that don't understand time as a billable unit of commerce in some industries and having a difficult time assimilating which must really suck, like back home it's about the job being done within a general time period. then i thought about the stereotype of "colored people time" or whatever as a cultural heritage from unindustrialized nations. i guess if that works for you fine, but don't be thinking it's ok in a business setting showing up late on the regs which unfortunately i have to deal with at work and the "cultural sensitivities" involved.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on April 30, 2017, 09:24:14 PM
When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.

"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"

"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"

^The new vegans
::) cool logic there brah

Another pet peeve, vegans don't know how to take a joke

EDIT: Actually not all vegans, just you bro

you can switch back lip so I'll let it slide, just this once (your comparison still sucks though) :-*

No it doesn't. The point i made was people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but hate shots but in reality everyone basically hates shots. I never heard someone get excited because they have a doctors appointment lined and they cant wait to get a shot. Kind of like vegans, they think they are so unique because they only eat plants but basically everyone eats plants but just dont sniff their own farts doing but basically thats just you because you absolutely give normal vegans a bad name. You see other vegans on this forum that know how to take a joke but not you though, you are basically every meme that makes fun of vegans
k mate, you sure seem to "think" you know a lot about this topic 8) your pet peeve sucks btw, why would that even bother you?
p.s. I still like your switch back lips

I dont know, why does the last thing you posted in the things you are not stoked on thread make you not stoked?

p.s. your constant use of emojis make you look like a 14 year old
I think we're gunna have to agree to disagree here mate:
a) because you have a skewed and extremely shallow understanding of  (ethical) veganism
b) I don't want to become the next gipper on here
c) if we keep this up we may just have to get a room/ rim job each other
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the snake on April 30, 2017, 11:43:16 PM
When people want to have full blown conversations in-between goes on a session.
Small talk is understandable but I've had to warm up again on several occasions.


this
give me a beer if you want to say more than 2 words
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on May 01, 2017, 06:13:29 AM
When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.

"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"

"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"

^The new vegans
::) cool logic there brah

Another pet peeve, vegans don't know how to take a joke

EDIT: Actually not all vegans, just you bro

you can switch back lip so I'll let it slide, just this once (your comparison still sucks though) :-*

No it doesn't. The point i made was people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but hate shots but in reality everyone basically hates shots. I never heard someone get excited because they have a doctors appointment lined and they cant wait to get a shot. Kind of like vegans, they think they are so unique because they only eat plants but basically everyone eats plants but just dont sniff their own farts doing but basically thats just you because you absolutely give normal vegans a bad name. You see other vegans on this forum that know how to take a joke but not you though, you are basically every meme that makes fun of vegans
k mate, you sure seem to "think" you know a lot about this topic 8) your pet peeve sucks btw, why would that even bother you?
p.s. I still like your switch back lips

I dont know, why does the last thing you posted in the things you are not stoked on thread make you not stoked?

p.s. your constant use of emojis make you look like a 14 year old
I think we're gunna have to agree to disagree here mate:
a) because you have a skewed and extremely shallow understanding of  (ethical) veganism
b) I don't want to become the next gipper on here
c) if we keep this up we may just have to get a room/ rim job each other


True, my bad. Having a shitty week and haven't been able to take my anger out with my skating. Ill still take that rim job offer though
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wallieD on May 01, 2017, 01:35:47 PM
people that take their anger out on others just because they're having a shitty week
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4400440/throwing-shade-o.gif)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on May 01, 2017, 01:57:03 PM
Damn now i really feel the pain that gipper goes through on here. Like you know when you serve someone so badly then they keep chasing you around in each thread to try to redeem themselves
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wallieD on May 01, 2017, 02:18:51 PM
Damn now i really feel the pain that gipper goes through on here. Like you know when you serve someone so badly then they keep chasing you around in each thread to try to redeem themselves
tobey you don't have the thinking ability to actually roast anyone lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on May 01, 2017, 03:26:05 PM
I have worse grammar than you but you still end up looking like the bigger idiot
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on May 01, 2017, 03:54:41 PM
Tobey kills it at life.

Plus he's not vegan
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on June 03, 2017, 11:27:21 AM
getting that first sheet going off a new paper towel roll
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: behavioralguide on June 04, 2017, 03:16:55 AM
i get annoyed by the whole cool guy schtick of not caring about things or denouncing them

saw that new part? meeh he sucks, i know others who do it better
vegans are annoying,
ethical production of goods? you homo
did you read the news? lolno I dont read the news
try to buy as little big corpo stuff as possible/ who cares
doing stuff for free < you (personnaly) have to gain atleast something

its not the nineties anymore, if you dont care you suck
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: lampshade on June 04, 2017, 05:24:25 AM
i get annoyed by the whole cool guy schtick of not caring about things or denouncing them

saw that new part? meeh he sucks, i know others who do it better
vegans are annoying,
ethical production of goods? you homo
did you read the news? lolno I dont read the news
try to buy as little big corpo stuff as possible/ who cares
doing stuff for free < you (personnaly) have to gain atleast something

its not the nineties anymore, if you dont care you suck

"I don't know that shit......Keepin' it real."- Chris Rock from Bigger and Blacker

There is a line between being a socially conscious, informed human being and caring way too much about little things and being in everyone's face about it. 

People want to be vegan, cool, but don't talk about it all the time or denounce people and spit your facts when they are just trying to grab a slice of pizza.  Everyone knows someone who is always getting into the current "cool" cause and treats it like it's the most important thing on earth.  Until the next "cool" cause comes around.  That's lame.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: behavioralguide on June 04, 2017, 06:07:18 AM
"I don't know that shit......Keepin' it real."- Chris Rock from Bigger and Blacker

There is a line between being a socially conscious, informed human being and caring way too much about little things and being in everyone's face about it. 

People want to be vegan, cool, but don't talk about it all the time or denounce people and spit your facts when they are just trying to grab a slice of pizza.  Everyone knows someone who is always getting into the current "cool" cause and treats it like it's the most important thing on earth.  Until the next "cool" cause comes around.  That's lame.


I'm not a vegan, i dont know any 'in your face' vegans, I only encounter
  'who hate those in your face vegans'.
  'I dont have a problem with gay people but dont be too gay near me please'
  'My friends are black'

ofc its whack to critizing anyone else diet, but the fact that veganism is an educated* choice combined with the fact that knoledge is based in 'doing something right/different/better' then what is the dietary concesus in a world where they, therefor, often have to explain themselves makes for a combination that other people find offensive...

*FUCKING DISCLAIMER BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE WILL OFC ZOOM INTO THIS BIT, WHEN I SAY EDUCATED I MEAN ACTUALLY KNOWING WHY, NOT JUST INNIT FOR THE LOOKS AND 'BECAUSE ALL THE HOT GIRLS GO TO THIS VEGAN BAR AND I WANNA HOOK UP' TYPE OF VEGANS
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 04, 2017, 10:07:28 PM
there's a big trend at the moment on youtube for "SJW debunkers" (or whatever the fuck you want to call them?) to try and attack/ debate with vegans over their ethics and it's absolutely cringe-inducing to watch.
That's all I really have to say about the topic. People tend to have this sort of irrational hate for vegans because of the internet and not because of any real life interaction they've actually had with them.
*coughs* roaming millennial *coughs*
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on June 05, 2017, 06:29:29 AM
there's a big trend at the moment on youtube for "SJW debunkers" (or whatever the fuck you want to call them?) to try and attack/ debate with vegans over their ethics and it's absolutely cringe-inducing to watch.
That's all I really have to say about the topic. People tend to have this sort of irrational hate for vegans because of the internet and not because of any real life interaction they've actually had with them.
*coughs* roaming millennial *coughs*
This is so on point, I think many people base their "hate" for vegans on buzzfeed lists or someshit. For some context, now imagine someone who only knows skating from "10 reasons why skaters are annoying" lists talking to you about why skating is stupid, with the devastating combination of utter condescension and COMPLETE lack of knowledge
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: behavioralguide on June 05, 2017, 07:28:27 AM
btw, in dutch theres a distinction between
 vegetarisch -> vegetarian -> not eating meat, very common
 veganistisch -> vegan -> not eating animal produce at all (no dairy etc), seen as a fad

hows this in english?
 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on June 06, 2017, 12:32:39 PM
when someone's alarm goes off but it takes nearly an hour to turn it off
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirty ol man on June 12, 2017, 05:22:06 PM
when someone says you're being defensive when you're even toned and clarifying your POV.

chicks HATE that shit and it's sabotaged relationships for me, likely my recent breakup. i guess i have a psychological disorder that helping someone to understand or clarify if there's a misinterpretation, seems better than just leaving a misunderstanding unresolved.

the "victory" so to speak is just letting time pass and let bitches trip.

shit's never going to be "fair" with jawns, but choosing your battles is clearly the key to longevity. it just fucks my mind that someone can say "you're being defensive or argumentative" when you say (x) someone completely understands it as (y) and you're like oh, no this is what i meant. i'm not trying to be right or have the last word, believe me.

i refuse to be beaten down like some of my sorry ass friends that are married that just stop talking and probably fap in the shower every morning on some american beauty shit.

i'm fucked.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on June 12, 2017, 08:12:49 PM
when someone says you're being defensive when you're even toned and clarifying your POV.

chicks HATE that shit and it's sabotaged relationships for me, likely my recent breakup. i guess i have a psychological disorder that helping someone to understand or clarify if there's a misinterpretation, seems better than just leaving a misunderstanding unresolved.

the "victory" so to speak is just letting time pass and let bitches trip.

shit's never going to be "fair" with jawns, but choosing your battles is clearly the key to longevity. it just fucks my mind that someone can say "you're being defensive or argumentative" when you say (x) someone completely understands it as (y) and you're like oh, no this is what i meant. i'm not trying to be right or have the last word, believe me.

i refuse to be beaten down like some of my sorry ass friends that are married that just stop talking and probably fap in the shower every morning on some american beauty shit.

i'm fucked.



I relate to this. I usually get to far in before i realise its a losing battle and not worth my time
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Dirtymac on June 13, 2017, 02:14:20 AM
when someone says you're being defensive when you're even toned and clarifying your POV.

chicks HATE that shit and it's sabotaged relationships for me, likely my recent breakup. i guess i have a psychological disorder that helping someone to understand or clarify if there's a misinterpretation, seems better than just leaving a misunderstanding unresolved.

the "victory" so to speak is just letting time pass and let bitches trip.

shit's never going to be "fair" with jawns, but choosing your battles is clearly the key to longevity. it just fucks my mind that someone can say "you're being defensive or argumentative" when you say (x) someone completely understands it as (y) and you're like oh, no this is what i meant. i'm not trying to be right or have the last word, believe me.

i refuse to be beaten down like some of my sorry ass friends that are married that just stop talking and probably fap in the shower every morning on some american beauty shit.

i'm fucked.



I relate to this. I usually get to far in before i realise its a losing battle and not worth my time
You can be right or you can be happy.......marraige in a nutshell
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on June 13, 2017, 11:14:51 AM
Hahahah marriage stories can be hilarious/horrific.

Im Pretty lucky that my wife is extremely chill. We fight maybe once or twice a year, and it's not even really fighting. She just won't talk to me for a few days.

She was pissed yesterday though when I yelled at my brother in law. I was being an asshole though. He legit deserved it but he had just gotten back from a funeral, so my bad.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirty ol man on June 13, 2017, 07:11:14 PM
when someone says you're being defensive when you're even toned and clarifying your POV.

chicks HATE that shit and it's sabotaged relationships for me, likely my recent breakup. i guess i have a psychological disorder that helping someone to understand or clarify if there's a misinterpretation, seems better than just leaving a misunderstanding unresolved.

the "victory" so to speak is just letting time pass and let bitches trip.

shit's never going to be "fair" with jawns, but choosing your battles is clearly the key to longevity. it just fucks my mind that someone can say "you're being defensive or argumentative" when you say (x) someone completely understands it as (y) and you're like oh, no this is what i meant. i'm not trying to be right or have the last word, believe me.

i refuse to be beaten down like some of my sorry ass friends that are married that just stop talking and probably fap in the shower every morning on some american beauty shit.

i'm fucked.



I relate to this. I usually get to far in before i realise its a losing battle and not worth my time

by then it's much too late. nobody cares about who is in the right or in the wrong, it's about who handles themselves more "maturely". there has to be a winner. that's why 50/50 modern relationships grate each other down, while less "progressive" traditional relationships with the male being the winner works longer at the cost of the female, so long as she can brag about how he made her feel special with objects.

to that reality it's no wonder people realize that interaction with anyone but your true friends and your soul mate(s) are a mere calculated game to get the upper hand. you also have a window of 20 years to accomplish this 18-38, otherwise if you don't life in a cosmopolitan city you are a tired fuck.

it's why we're DOOMED.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: kook nukem on June 13, 2017, 10:22:08 PM
when someone says you're being defensive when you're even toned and clarifying your POV.

chicks HATE that shit and it's sabotaged relationships for me, likely my recent breakup. i guess i have a psychological disorder that helping someone to understand or clarify if there's a misinterpretation, seems better than just leaving a misunderstanding unresolved.

the "victory" so to speak is just letting time pass and let bitches trip.

shit's never going to be "fair" with jawns, but choosing your battles is clearly the key to longevity. it just fucks my mind that someone can say "you're being defensive or argumentative" when you say (x) someone completely understands it as (y) and you're like oh, no this is what i meant. i'm not trying to be right or have the last word, believe me.

i refuse to be beaten down like some of my sorry ass friends that are married that just stop talking and probably fap in the shower every morning on some american beauty shit.

i'm fucked.



I relate to this. I usually get to far in before i realise its a losing battle and not worth my time

by then it's much too late. nobody cares about who is in the right or in the wrong, it's about who handles themselves more "maturely". there has to be a winner. that's why 50/50 modern relationships grate each other down, while less "progressive" traditional relationships with the male being the winner works longer at the cost of the female, so long as she can brag about how he made her feel special with objects.

to that reality it's no wonder people realize that interaction with anyone but your true friends and your soul mate(s) are a mere calculated game to get the upper hand. you also have a window of 20 years to accomplish this 18-38, otherwise if you don't life in a cosmopolitan city you are a tired fuck.

it's why we're DOOMED.
Please elaborate.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on June 14, 2017, 10:17:17 AM
you have to pick your battles and know who youre trying to "explain" things to. a lot of people out there are thick skulled and have their feet buried so far into their own beliefs that there is nothing you can do to even make them consider your side of things. i know that letting people get away with their bullshit all the time isnt fair, but arguing with those people is like rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic. save yourself the frustration and try to pick better company.

and fights over misunderstandings are guaranteed in any relationship. i think the key to making it work has to do with how easily you can forgive the other person for their faults. if you cant forgive them, or if theyre crossing the line too frequently, then you shouldnt be with that person.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MadPanda on June 17, 2017, 10:25:25 PM
Extroverts especially when they force me to talk. Like, fuck you. Mind your business.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on June 29, 2017, 09:08:28 PM
when my favorite cable channels get new numbers
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on July 01, 2017, 06:00:08 AM
you have to pick your battles and know who youre trying to "explain" things to. a lot of people out there are thick skulled and have their feet buried so far into their own beliefs that there is nothing you can do to even make them consider your side of things. i know that letting people get away with their bullshit all the time isnt fair, but arguing with those people is like rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic. save yourself the frustration and try to pick better company.

and fights over misunderstandings are guaranteed in any relationship. i think the key to making it work has to do with how easily you can forgive the other person for their faults. if you cant forgive them, or if theyre crossing the line too frequently, then you shouldnt be with that person.
This is the key. You're all mad if you think logic, reasoning or being "right" is gonna get you anywhere. Pick your battles, most of them are not worth fighting because you can't win no matter what. I'm just happy my wife puts up with me so in exchange I put up with her even when she's "wrong".
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on July 01, 2017, 06:03:15 AM
Extroverts especially when they force me to talk. Like, fuck you. Mind your business.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W34wyKZlWQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W34wyKZlWQ#)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on July 07, 2017, 11:46:37 AM
When people want to have full blown conversations in-between goes on a session.
Small talk is understandable but I've had to warm up again on several occasions.



Had to deal with this last night skating a park, dam it's the worst. I don't wanna be mean, but like I came here to skate dude.

My pet peeve recently is when people cannot give you a definitive answer. That is extremely annoying when skating and at work.

Work: My bosses came to me to create a print ads for the local paper. I worked on it, finished them, and brought it to them for approval. However, I guess they don't have enough time to look at it and give it the green light. I understand they are busy, but the newspaper rep is contacting me asking if we are still doing this, and that the material will be due at end of day. I told them this and they basically dismissed it giving me neither approval or denial. Like fuck... just tell me if you want to run this or not! I'm gonna be pissed if they procrastinate any further, like, why the fuck did you even have me make these ads then? Yes ... or No?

Skating:
Do you wanna skate today? "Idk"   ...   Do you wanna skate here? "Maybe"   ...   

sorry for the rant, but I have noticed it alot this past week, and it's very frustrating. I hate waiting on other people.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on July 07, 2017, 12:01:48 PM
Someone at work has left dirty dishes behind the sink for almost two weeks now and its driving me fucking crazy. Nobody got fired and nobody has been on vacation for that long, so I know this asshole sees this shit and still does nothing about it. I don't know exactly who it is that made the mess, so my only options are to make a stupid passive aggressive sign that says "Please clean up after yourself" and put it in the kitchen in hopes that someone sees it and cleans it up, or clean it myself and post a picture of the clean sink in our slack channel with a shitty "you're welcome" caption or something like that. I'm not just going to clean it up and not say something though, because whoever it is needs to know that leaving a mess for that long is bullshit. I cleaned the microwave once after someone cooked a volcano in it and that was the last time I ever clean up after anyone else at work.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on July 07, 2017, 01:00:37 PM
Someone at work has left dirty dishes behind the sink for almost two weeks now and its driving me fucking crazy. Nobody got fired and nobody has been on vacation for that long, so I know this asshole sees this shit and still does nothing about it. I don't know exactly who it is that made the mess, so my only options are to make a stupid passive aggressive sign that says "Please clean up after yourself" and put it in the kitchen in hopes that someone sees it and cleans it up, or clean it myself and post a picture of the clean sink in our slack channel with a shitty "you're welcome" caption or something like that. I'm not just going to clean it up and not say something though, because whoever it is needs to know that leaving a mess for that long is bullshit. I cleaned the microwave once after someone cooked a volcano in it and that was the last time I ever clean up after anyone else at work.

i guarantee shit for brains wouldn't touch those dirty dishes..ill wait for him to give you his advice though, this should be good
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 07, 2017, 01:29:04 PM
Fuck no I wouldn't. If the person who dirtied them isn't going to clean them, then the office chump is. When people I work with do that shit and then send out passive aggressive emails/slack notifications that just lets everybody know that this sucker will put up with anything. That's not your kitchen and it's not your problem. You won't be a hero for washing them you'll be cleaning up after some anonymous asshole for no reason.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: backflip on July 07, 2017, 02:03:13 PM
I used to wash dishes at a 3 vendor mini-mart. The arab fucks would 100% purposely bring dishes after I was done and cleaned the sinks, like a joke or some shit. I told them not do that. The next day they still did it so I threw them in the trash. The next day I just let the sink fill up while I drank expensive beers I jacked from their section out in my car, then quit at the end of the day and stole more beer from them. 

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on July 07, 2017, 05:29:05 PM
being jerked around at work. the manager hired some new people and i went from expo to dish washer/expo. they change my schedule all the fucking time.

also when the person you were in a relationship with cant communicate until its too late, really irritating. this last one fucking gutted me..

working a normal job that doesn't involve anything i truly enjoy.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Joust Ostrich on July 07, 2017, 09:44:53 PM
Those dishes have been abandoned, through them all in the garbage.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Adam Abbas on July 07, 2017, 11:28:32 PM
I used to wash dishes at a 3 vendor mini-mart. The arab fucks would 100% purposely bring dishes after I was done and cleaned the sinks, like a joke or some shit. I told them not do that. The next day they still did it so I threw them in the trash. The next day I just let the sink fill up while I drank expensive beers I jacked from their section out in my car, then quit at the end of the day and stole more beer from them. 

Yeah, didn't really need the "arab" in there.

Anyway, whiny actors are a new pet peeve of mine. "My name should've gone FIRST!" Why don't you drink less, bitch. And I'm talking about a man. I'm directing a play, that's why I'm saying this.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirtyweemidden on July 09, 2017, 01:03:05 PM
When people want to have full blown conversations in-between goes on a session.
Small talk is understandable but I've had to warm up again on several occasions.



Had to deal with this last night skating a park, dam it's the worst. I don't wanna be mean, but like I came here to skate dude.

My pet peeve recently is when people cannot give you a definitive answer. That is extremely annoying when skating and at work.

Work: My bosses came to me to create a print ads for the local paper. I worked on it, finished them, and brought it to them for approval. However, I guess they don't have enough time to look at it and give it the green light. I understand they are busy, but the newspaper rep is contacting me asking if we are still doing this, and that the material will be due at end of day. I told them this and they basically dismissed it giving me neither approval or denial. Like fuck... just tell me if you want to run this or not! I'm gonna be pissed if they procrastinate any further, like, why the fuck did you even have me make these ads then? Yes ... or No?

Skating:
Do you wanna skate today? "Idk"   ...   Do you wanna skate here? "Maybe"   ...   

sorry for the rant, but I have noticed it alot this past week, and it's very frustrating. I hate waiting on other people.

RealTalk!

this shit enfuriates me, fully grown people that cant make a fucking decision.. then act like a bitch when you decide for them. this applies to my work life skate life and at least 2/5 of my band.. someones getting stabbed soon haha
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on July 14, 2017, 11:45:07 AM
People who walk in groups that block the sidewalk, and don't move for people, fucking suck. Parents with kids are understandable but two couples or four guys/women piss me off. Some people act as if I ruined their night, by saying, "Excuse me," when I'm just trying to walk to work on time. People shouldn't be having deep conversations on sidewalks, in the first place, if they want privacy and don't want to be interrupted.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on July 15, 2017, 06:59:49 AM
People who walk in groups that block the sidewalk, and don't move for people, fucking suck. Parents with kids are understandable but two couples or four guys/women piss me off. Some people act as if I ruined their night, by saying, "Excuse me," when I'm just trying to walk to work on time. People shouldn't be having deep conversations on sidewalks, in the first place, if they want privacy and don't want to be interrupted.
This gets me too. Basic pedestrian theory escapes most people. The ones that step out of doorways without looking or the one that stop dead without checking over their shoulder too.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Silky Johnson on July 15, 2017, 11:05:12 PM
Those dudes who drive lifted trucks and purposefully blow soot out of their tail pipes.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on July 16, 2017, 05:26:52 AM
People who walk in groups that block the sidewalk, and don't move for people, fucking suck. Parents with kids are understandable but two couples or four guys/women piss me off. Some people act as if I ruined their night, by saying, "Excuse me," when I'm just trying to walk to work on time. People shouldn't be having deep conversations on sidewalks, in the first place, if they want privacy and don't want to be interrupted.
This gets me too. Basic pedestrian theory escapes most people. The ones that step out of doorways without looking or the one that stop dead without checking over their shoulder too.
I think the spatial awareness you get from skating increases your sidewalking skills up to 700%, but most people are just on some basic shit
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: jpmulls on July 16, 2017, 09:49:12 AM
People who walk in groups that block the sidewalk, and don't move for people, fucking suck. Parents with kids are understandable but two couples or four guys/women piss me off. Some people act as if I ruined their night, by saying, "Excuse me," when I'm just trying to walk to work on time. People shouldn't be having deep conversations on sidewalks, in the first place, if they want privacy and don't want to be interrupted.
This gets me too. Basic pedestrian theory escapes most people. The ones that step out of doorways without looking or the one that stop dead without checking over their shoulder too.
Let me build on this. Almost everyday, as I leave the elevator at my apartment, the person waiting to get on doesn't look to see if anyone is trying to get off and nearly runs into me. I thought it was common knowledge to let people get off before you get on.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on July 16, 2017, 10:09:58 AM
People who walk in groups that block the sidewalk, and don't move for people, fucking suck. Parents with kids are understandable but two couples or four guys/women piss me off. Some people act as if I ruined their night, by saying, "Excuse me," when I'm just trying to walk to work on time. People shouldn't be having deep conversations on sidewalks, in the first place, if they want privacy and don't want to be interrupted.
This gets me too. Basic pedestrian theory escapes most people. The ones that step out of doorways without looking or the one that stop dead without checking over their shoulder too.
Let me build on this. Almost everyday, as I leave the elevator at my apartment, the person waiting to get on doesn't look to see if anyone is trying to get off and nearly runs into me. I thought it was common knowledge to let people get off before you get on.
Riding the tube in London you can always tell the Londoners or other people that grew up in bigger cities with mass transit systems as they are the ones that stand to the side of the doors to let people of before trying to board.

PSO, I think you are 100 percent correct with your special awareness observation. My mum is an academic who has done research into this type of thing.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on July 17, 2017, 07:50:45 PM
people who intentionally litter
smokers for the most part
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirty ol man on July 19, 2017, 02:33:52 PM
you have to pick your battles and know who youre trying to "explain" things to. a lot of people out there are thick skulled and have their feet buried so far into their own beliefs that there is nothing you can do to even make them consider your side of things. i know that letting people get away with their bullshit all the time isnt fair, but arguing with those people is like rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic. save yourself the frustration and try to pick better company.

and fights over misunderstandings are guaranteed in any relationship. i think the key to making it work has to do with how easily you can forgive the other person for their faults. if you cant forgive them, or if theyre crossing the line too frequently, then you shouldnt be with that person.
This is the key. You're all mad if you think logic, reasoning or being "right" is gonna get you anywhere. Pick your battles, most of them are not worth fighting because you can't win no matter what. I'm just happy my wife puts up with me so in exchange I put up with her even when she's "wrong".

can someone define the difference between a debate and a discussion? like if you calmly disagree with someone, they can throw the argument card, and nobody wants an argument ever. but everyone respects debates with the right tone/context so long as they're constructive. i just want to be able to have a conversation with someone that doesn't automatically get interpreted as an argument.

suppose smoking rock and sodomizing a prost at the hourly hotel once a month while mumbling dennis hopper esque lines from blue velvet is where i'm heading

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on July 19, 2017, 04:19:45 PM
people who intentionally litter
smokers for the most part

this big time..im sure there are a ton of slap posters on here that smoke..please explain why you think it's ok to litter your butts wherever the fuck you want..why is it so hard to throw it in the trash
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on July 19, 2017, 04:24:19 PM
skate related: mongo hand .. don't get that one at all
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on July 19, 2017, 04:43:54 PM
people who intentionally litter
smokers for the most part

this big time..im sure there are a ton of slap posters on here that smoke..please explain why you think it's ok to litter your butts wherever the fuck you want..why is it so hard to throw it in the trash

I smoke and I hate smokers who do that. I even have an old water bottle in my car so when I smoke while driving I put the butt in there. Some girl that I used to bang knew I did this and whenever she was in my car and we were smoking she just threw the fucking butt out the window anyway. Thank god she broke my heart for the third time or that would have been the last straw!!!!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on July 19, 2017, 04:45:23 PM
Kinda on the same note as straight's post.

This is one I've both been guilty of in my younger days and have been more aware and cautious of as I got older:

Leaving your shit scattered everywhere when leaving a self-made basketball/tennis court spot.


Recently skated a school court with a bunch of younger dudes but had to leave early. Later on that night I asked one of the younger guys that was at the session if they left all the shit everywhere and he smirked and replied with a 'yeah, who cares' and I immediately felt shitty. I'm talking benches flipped over and fuckin' tires from the football field next door. Someone has to pick this shit up and it only makes the spot a definite bust in the future.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on July 19, 2017, 07:53:33 PM
^ I was on vacation with my parents a while back and the only thing I wanted to do was skate this one park in the town we were staying at while my parents went and did boring shit. They dropped me off and the city had closed the park for the day because the locals had a party there the night before and trashed the place. Cups and beer cans were everywhere, there were a bunch of broken plastic chairs all over the place. It looked like they lit some shit on fire too. I was super bummed. Bombed a hill instead and ate major shit.

can someone define the difference between a debate and a discussion? like if you calmly disagree with someone, they can throw the argument card, and nobody wants an argument ever. but everyone respects debates with the right tone/context so long as they're constructive. i just want to be able to have a conversation with someone that doesn't automatically get interpreted as an argument.

suppose smoking rock and sodomizing a prost at the hourly hotel once a month while mumbling dennis hopper esque lines from blue velvet is where i'm heading

this is what i mean about picking your battles. i feel like i can pick up pretty quickly whether or not someone is willing to listen to a different opinion than their own. theres no point in debating, discussing or arguing with the people who wont because you're not going to get anywhere. let them bask in their cognitive dissonance and move on. its not worth it.

i think people need to drop their pride a little bit and be ok with being wrong once in a while. nobody is right about every one of their views and opinions. only when you realize and admit that you might be wrong about some things you can listen to what other people have to say and that allows you to grow as a person. i feel like a lot of people would rather start turn a conversation into a heated argument than admit that theyre wrong though.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: UselessAsshole on July 19, 2017, 08:34:45 PM
When people want to have full blown conversations in-between goes on a session.
Small talk is understandable but I've had to warm up again on several occasions.



Had to deal with this last night skating a park, dam it's the worst. I don't wanna be mean, but like I came here to skate.

Dude for sure, I got one friend who does this and it's like he just likes to repeat the same story/ complaint just to have something to talk about. They don't listen to my advice and I sit there saying the same shit for no reason, I learned to just skate away. I feel like a dick doing it but I'd rather that than listening to a broken record over and over...
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on July 19, 2017, 11:27:11 PM
people who intentionally litter
smokers for the most part
this big time..im sure there are a ton of slap posters on here that smoke..please explain why you think it's ok to litter your butts wherever the fuck you want..why is it so hard to throw it in the trash
I'm sure there are too but fuck 'em, I'm all about reducing the rights of smokers* as much as possible. People who smoke around children are the fucking worst too, no fucking awareness whatsoever :-\

*smokers who actually smoke in designated areas/ use portable ashtrays/ are aware of how much their smoke stinks are the exception of course
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 20, 2017, 05:55:34 AM
The parks near me have trash clean up done by people sentenced to community service. I used to clean things up when I got there early but after overhearing the idiot CS people talk about the illuminati I've been thinking about bringing my trash from home and leaving it there.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Makaveli on July 20, 2017, 09:25:35 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8FMXMgjlbM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8FMXMgjlbM#)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on July 21, 2017, 02:16:42 PM
people who intentionally litter
smokers for the most part
this big time..im sure there are a ton of slap posters on here that smoke..please explain why you think it's ok to litter your butts wherever the fuck you want..why is it so hard to throw it in the trash
I'm sure there are too but fuck 'em, I'm all about reducing the rights of smokers* as much as possible. People who smoke around children are the fucking worst too, no fucking awareness whatsoever :-\

*smokers who actually smoke in designated areas/ use portable ashtrays/ are aware of how much their smoke stinks are the exception of course

I am a smoker but i am very cautious of smoking around people who dont smoke, i dont smoke around kids or in peoples cars or houses. I dont even smoke before getting on a bus cause even i know i hate when someone gets on a bus stinking of smoke. Im also pretty good with putting it properly and throwing it in the trash, fucking irritates me when im walking behind someone whos constantly blowing smoke in my face or throws it on the ground when they are a couple of feet away from a trashcan
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on July 22, 2017, 12:51:27 AM
people who intentionally litter
smokers for the most part
this big time..im sure there are a ton of slap posters on here that smoke..please explain why you think it's ok to litter your butts wherever the fuck you want..why is it so hard to throw it in the trash
I'm sure there are too but fuck 'em, I'm all about reducing the rights of smokers* as much as possible. People who smoke around children are the fucking worst too, no fucking awareness whatsoever :-\

*smokers who actually smoke in designated areas/ use portable ashtrays/ are aware of how much their smoke stinks are the exception of course

I am a smoker but i am very cautious of smoking around people who dont smoke, i dont smoke around kids or in peoples cars or houses. I dont even smoke before getting on a bus cause even i know i hate when someone gets on a bus stinking of smoke. Im also pretty good with putting it properly and throwing it in the trash, fucking irritates me when im walking behind someone whos constantly blowing smoke in my face or throws it on the ground when they are a couple of feet away from a trashcan
Are you sure dude, because everything else you go on to type would indicate otherwise.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on July 22, 2017, 10:51:36 AM
Maybe im not a smoker but nah i think im just aware of how gross it is for other people and i think way to much
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tracer on July 22, 2017, 11:58:41 AM
Cigars and weed actually smell good, I'd be fine with either in restaurants etc.

You have to be 20M away from the business' front door or some fuck shit, forget smoking on the patio...
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: RIDEFLANNELV2 on July 26, 2017, 07:49:41 AM
Listening to co-workers bitch about having a cold but they still smoke cigarettes.  ::)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on July 26, 2017, 01:32:29 PM
When someone says they are sponsored or getting flow and you know they're not. i have a friend who for awhile now has been getting discounts on boards in bulk and saying he's sponsored by the company. he just told me last night he's getting flow from venture
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on July 26, 2017, 05:56:17 PM
I am a smoker but i am very cautious of smoking around people who dont smoke, i dont smoke around kids or in peoples cars or houses. I dont even smoke before getting on a bus cause even i know i hate when someone gets on a bus stinking of smoke. Im also pretty good with putting it properly and throwing it in the trash, fucking irritates me when im walking behind someone whos constantly blowing smoke in my face or throws it on the ground when they are a couple of feet away from a trashcan
then you're my favorite type of smoker (but clearly part of a minority fringe)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Silky Johnson on July 26, 2017, 06:46:04 PM
While on the topic I know a couple of dudes who are heavy weed smokers, they are incredibly anti tobacco and talk shit on dudes who smoke cigarettes and spliffs, yet still have the nerve to smoke nothing but backwoods. I'm not sure if they're hypocritical or just really fucking stupid.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on July 27, 2017, 01:36:09 PM
While on the topic I know a couple of dudes who are heavy weed smokers, they are incredibly anti tobacco and talk shit on dudes who smoke cigarettes and spliffs, yet still have the nerve to smoke nothing but backwoods. I'm not sure if they're hypocritical or just really fucking stupid.
it's the second one
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Nora9 on July 27, 2017, 02:15:30 PM
gif sigs
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: calvinsdream on July 27, 2017, 02:38:27 PM
Listening to co-workers bitch about having a cold but they still smoke cigarettes.  ::)

turns out nicotine addictions outlive common colds.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Nora9 on July 27, 2017, 03:40:41 PM
when people complain about food poisoning but they still eat food :eyeroll:
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: RIDEFLANNELV2 on July 28, 2017, 06:25:19 AM
Listening to co-workers bitch about having a cold but they still smoke cigarettes.  ::)

turns out nicotine addictions outlive common colds.

No way, really? Didn't know that.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on August 03, 2017, 06:00:52 AM
whenever anyone tries to shake my hand any different than a regular handshake. im not cool and neither are you, so dont try and pull some three step thumb grabbing bullshit.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Turtle Boy on August 03, 2017, 08:39:06 AM
The woman filing her nails on the bus right now is pissing me of. People have no fucking shame in the big city. I've even seen people clipping their nails on public transport.
Last time I went to paris there was this old asian man clip his toenails in the metro. It was kinda shocking.

I hate when people in a group of friend asks, what is the plan for the weekend, and never actually propose any fucking thing to do. What are you guys doing? Then another one guy reply, I don't know whatever people want to do.
Am I suppose to be their fucking manager.
 
I hate people that can't have initiative.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on August 03, 2017, 10:59:53 AM
whenever anyone tries to shake my hand any different than a regular handshake. im not cool and neither are you, so dont try and pull some three step thumb grabbing bullshit.
Now that I'm a grown up I just shake people's hands. I find myself getting more and more alarmed at people that want to do the slap and fist bump. Then you have the guy that wants to slap hands, fist bump and as you touch fists he gives a little snap of his fingers. I imagine I look like Larry David when I see that.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on August 03, 2017, 11:31:23 AM
whenever anyone tries to shake my hand any different than a regular handshake. im not cool and neither are you, so dont try and pull some three step thumb grabbing bullshit.
Now that I'm a grown up I just shake people's hands. I find myself getting more and more alarmed at people that want to do the slap and fist bump. Then you have the guy that wants to slap hands, fist bump and as you touch fists he gives a little snap of his fingers. I imagine I look like Larry David when I see that.
As an adult, I also just shake people's hands, unless it's at the park because sweaty skater hands are gross.  That being said, most guys have TERRIBLE, limp, even moist handshakes. 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on August 03, 2017, 12:00:31 PM
I offer out a handshake and if someone throws something that is NOT a handshake back at me I just look at their hand like it's been replaced with a dead baby made of dog shit. I'm not touching that thing.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wheelies on August 03, 2017, 12:45:16 PM
My hands are always moist so when they extend, I go for fist bump, and when you make them switch from handshake to fist bump you have cucked them.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: calvinsdream on August 03, 2017, 12:49:07 PM
Do lots of you have problems with those baggy pants the kids are wearing these days too?

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wheelies on August 03, 2017, 01:24:07 PM
Do lots of you have problems with those baggy pants the kids are wearing these days too?


I wear baggy pants, but I know what your talking about, that shit don't peeve me, that shit straight wack. trying too hard end up lookin lame
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on August 03, 2017, 04:54:54 PM
whenever anyone tries to shake my hand any different than a regular handshake. im not cool and neither are you, so dont try and pull some three step thumb grabbing bullshit.
Now that I'm a grown up I just shake people's hands. I find myself getting more and more alarmed at people that want to do the slap and fist bump. Then you have the guy that wants to slap hands, fist bump and as you touch fists he gives a little snap of his fingers. I imagine I look like Larry David when I see that.
As an adult, I also just shake people's hands, unless it's at the park because sweaty skater hands are gross.  That being said, most guys have TERRIBLE, limp, even moist handshakes. 
It always throws me off when I reach out to shake a woman's hand and they're trying to hug...it's business, not a date.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirtyweemidden on August 05, 2017, 03:42:45 PM
My hands are always moist so when they extend, I go for fist bump, and when you make them switch from handshake to fist bump you have cucked them.

outside of work fist bump is the go to.. especially with skaters.. we are pretty much all sweaty dirty & scabby at the best of times, fist bump is minimal contact, lets make that the standard for everyone everywhere
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: yapple dapple on September 05, 2017, 02:37:57 PM
White shoes after Labor Day! Don't people know the fucking rules?!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: handsclapanin on September 05, 2017, 03:15:21 PM
whenever anyone tries to shake my hand any different than a regular handshake. im not cool and neither are you, so dont try and pull some three step thumb grabbing bullshit.
Now that I'm a grown up I just shake people's hands. I find myself getting more and more alarmed at people that want to do the slap and fist bump. Then you have the guy that wants to slap hands, fist bump and as you touch fists he gives a little snap of his fingers. I imagine I look like Larry David when I see that.
As an adult, I also just shake people's hands, unless it's at the park because sweaty skater hands are gross.?  That being said, most guys have TERRIBLE, limp, even moist handshakes.? 
It always throws me off when I reach out to shake a woman's hand and they're trying to hug...it's business, not a date.

I work with some Italian and Brazilian women and the whole kiss the air on the side of each cheek greeting can feel pretty awkward.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on September 05, 2017, 03:18:01 PM
When people vent to you then get an attitude when you don't respond with what they want to hear.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on September 05, 2017, 08:36:13 PM
White shoes after Labor Day! Don't people know the fucking rules?!
No white shoes after Labor Day, or else.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnGHB-kI2ZM#)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on September 05, 2017, 08:44:03 PM
White shoes after Labor Day! Don't people know the fucking rules?!
I'm going to buy some just out of spite.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on September 05, 2017, 11:13:49 PM
White shoes after Labor Day! Don't people know the fucking rules?!
I'm going to buy some just out of spite.


Good luck returning them.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on September 06, 2017, 08:55:46 AM
When my roomate dosen't do his dishes >:(
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: cancelled on September 06, 2017, 03:04:05 PM
White shoes after Labor Day! Don't people know the fucking rules?!
I'm going to buy some just out of spite.

sorry, but you cant buy shoes purely based on spite.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on September 06, 2017, 03:10:29 PM
White shoes after Labor Day! Don't people know the fucking rules?!
I'm going to buy some just out of spite.

sorry, but you cant buy shoes purely based on spite.

ya you can you just can't return'm
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on September 12, 2017, 01:19:54 PM
People who pair question marks with exclamation points.

"Dude that's so awesome...!!?"


Total Anchorman scenario. Dipshits.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on September 12, 2017, 03:11:45 PM
I definitely do that all the time. But I use it more like i'm confused and shocked.

"So-and-so did this trick at this spot!"

"No fucking way?!"

or something like that
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirtyweemidden on September 13, 2017, 02:57:14 PM
I definitely do that all the time. But I use it more like i'm confused and shocked.

"So-and-so did this trick at this spot!"

"No fucking way?!"

or something like that

im guilty too, what you gonna do?!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on September 13, 2017, 09:35:24 PM
I definitely do that all the time. But I use it more like i'm confused and shocked.

"So-and-so did this trick at this spot!"

"No fucking way?!"

or something like that

im guilty too, what you gonna do?!
I'm just going to stay confused because I can't tell whether you're asking me an actual question, or a pissed-off/rhetorical question.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on September 18, 2017, 10:12:06 PM
mosquitoes
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on September 18, 2017, 10:44:30 PM
friends who embellish their accomplishments. i know this dude who on top of saying he's on flow from venture goes out of his way to make people think he's sponsored. he buys bulk decks from noname companies and says he's sponsored. swears venture grinds better than idnys but only skates park coping. im so sick of it, i wish i could see this asshole get outed 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: wheelies on September 20, 2017, 08:14:29 AM
Stairs in skateparks. I don't go to fucking skateparks to skate a 4 stair like a damn training facility, I go so I can skate shit that doesn't exist in the streets.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on September 20, 2017, 11:24:50 AM
People who don't wash their hands, after coming out of the stall of a grocery store bathroom, piss me off. It's infuriating because I heard people take shits, and then they just walk out...don't want any produce or anything from the salad bar whenever I witness that.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the snake on September 20, 2017, 11:47:32 AM
Stairs in skateparks. I don't go to fucking skateparks to skate a 4 stair like a damn training facility, I go so I can skate shit that doesn't exist in the streets.
yeah they'd better make banks instead, when they make stairs ppl walk in the middle of the park and climb them...wtf
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on September 20, 2017, 11:49:24 AM
friends who embellish their accomplishments. i know this dude who on top of saying he's on flow from venture goes out of his way to make people think he's sponsored. he buys bulk decks from noname companies and says he's sponsored. swears venture grinds better than idnys but only skates park coping. im so sick of it, i wish i could see this asshole get outed 
Then out him...
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on September 21, 2017, 02:12:02 PM
I hate when friends tell me to meet them at a specific times and are always late, majority of my friends are always late when picking me up, meeting somewhere or even when im picking them up, sitting in the car waiting drives me mad, more so cause i always make an effort to be exactly where i say im gonna be at the time agreed on, petty i know but its happened alot lately and am getting over it
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 21, 2017, 02:44:28 PM
I hate when friends tell me to meet them at a specific times and are always late, majority of my friends are always late when picking me up, meeting somewhere or even when im picking them up, sitting in the car waiting drives me mad, more so cause i always make an effort to be exactly where i say im gonna be at the time agreed on, petty i know but its happened alot lately and am getting over it

Start leaving without saying anything. Not for attention or anything. Just disappear at the end of a regular night without telling your friends.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on September 21, 2017, 04:35:21 PM
I hate when friends tell me to meet them at a specific times and are always late, majority of my friends are always late when picking me up, meeting somewhere or even when im picking them up, sitting in the car waiting drives me mad, more so cause i always make an effort to be exactly where i say im gonna be at the time agreed on, petty i know but its happened alot lately and am getting over it

Start leaving without saying anything. Not for attention or anything. Just disappear at the end of a regular night without telling your friends.

Awwww the Irish goodbye. Very famous for doing this at family parties then my mom calls me an hour later asking where I am
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Guy Ferrari on September 21, 2017, 04:40:56 PM
forgetting to cut my toenails for a bit and going skating and having them jam in the front of my shoe. also this isn't really a pet peeve but i fucking hate plain yellow mustard. Dijon or spicy brown for life!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on September 24, 2017, 08:40:01 AM
I hate when friends tell me to meet them at a specific times and are always late, majority of my friends are always late when picking me up, meeting somewhere or even when im picking them up, sitting in the car waiting drives me mad, more so cause i always make an effort to be exactly where i say im gonna be at the time agreed on, petty i know but its happened alot lately and am getting over it

Start leaving without saying anything. Not for attention or anything. Just disappear at the end of a regular night without telling your friends.

Awwww the Irish goodbye. Very famous for doing this at family parties then my mom calls me an hour later asking where I am
We just call that the Phantom. I almost never say goodbye. It makes me look way cooler to my friends.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on September 24, 2017, 08:57:32 AM
yrs ago on fb i sent fancy lad my video part from 2013 jokingly said it was my 'fl-sponsor me'.
next thing you know big is doing my trick where you catch the board in your feet while hanging from scaffolding. technically i stole it from yoshi of seattle, it's like a yoshi flip but i hang from stuff and for anyways, big stole my move. nick 'big' murray usedta be one of my favorite guys, i even drew him on a jar of honey smashing a skateboard w/ a boulder but now i feel like b-real to big's ice cube. big is throwing 'my set' in the air and waiving like he just don't care.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on September 24, 2017, 09:01:37 AM
I hate when friends tell me to meet them at a specific times and are always late, majority of my friends are always late when picking me up, meeting somewhere or even when im picking them up, sitting in the car waiting drives me mad, more so cause i always make an effort to be exactly where i say im gonna be at the time agreed on, petty i know but its happened alot lately and am getting over it

Start leaving without saying anything. Not for attention or anything. Just disappear at the end of a regular night without telling your friends.

Hahah ive actually done this a few times when ive been in a shitty mood, usually ends with them noticing within the hour and i get a million texts and calls asking if im alright or where i am. I would just start showing up late to things and being unreliable but most the time i just wanna be where i say im gonna be on time cause i want to skate or want to hit a bar, playing games seems exhausting.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 24, 2017, 09:56:23 AM
I hate when friends tell me to meet them at a specific times and are always late, majority of my friends are always late when picking me up, meeting somewhere or even when im picking them up, sitting in the car waiting drives me mad, more so cause i always make an effort to be exactly where i say im gonna be at the time agreed on, petty i know but its happened alot lately and am getting over it

Start leaving without saying anything. Not for attention or anything. Just disappear at the end of a regular night without telling your friends.

Hahah ive actually done this a few times when ive been in a shitty mood, usually ends with them noticing within the hour and i get a million texts and calls asking if im alright or where i am. I would just start showing up late to things and being unreliable but most the time i just wanna be where i say im gonna be on time cause i want to skate or want to hit a bar, playing games seems exhausting.

I don't mean play games with them, just do whatever you want with no regard for what they're doing like they do while you wait for them.

And I've always known it as the French Exit, because it's incredibly rude. Like the French.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on September 24, 2017, 11:07:46 AM
I hate when friends tell me to meet them at a specific times and are always late, majority of my friends are always late when picking me up, meeting somewhere or even when im picking them up, sitting in the car waiting drives me mad, more so cause i always make an effort to be exactly where i say im gonna be at the time agreed on, petty i know but its happened alot lately and am getting over it

Start leaving without saying anything. Not for attention or anything. Just disappear at the end of a regular night without telling your friends.

Hahah ive actually done this a few times when ive been in a shitty mood, usually ends with them noticing within the hour and i get a million texts and calls asking if im alright or where i am. I would just start showing up late to things and being unreliable but most the time i just wanna be where i say im gonna be on time cause i want to skate or want to hit a bar, playing games seems exhausting.

I don't mean play games with them, just do whatever you want with no regard for what they're doing like they do while you wait for them.

And I've always known it as the French Exit, because it's incredibly rude. Like the French.


I always do that at my local park. Having to French kiss everyone goodbye can be a bit exhausting.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on September 25, 2017, 08:15:39 AM
people who talk loudly in coffee shops...hate these cackling bitches
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on September 25, 2017, 09:04:16 AM
people who talk loudly in coffee shops...hate these cackling bitches
lol I don't even mind that, but I don't get the "going to the cafe to "study" or "get some work done"" types, especially dudes dressed like lumberjack hipsters asnwering emails and scribbling on shit(not including dudes on lunch)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: calvinsdream on September 27, 2017, 07:29:00 AM
people who talk loudly in coffee shops...hate these cackling bitches
lol I don't even mind that, but I don't get the "going to the cafe to "study" or "get some work done"" types, especially dudes dressed like lumberjack hipsters asnwering emails and scribbling on shit(not including dudes on lunch)

What's not to get about a guy answering emails
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on September 27, 2017, 07:35:37 AM
people who talk loudly in coffee shops...hate these cackling bitches
lol I don't even mind that, but I don't get the "going to the cafe to "study" or "get some work done"" types, especially dudes dressed like lumberjack hipsters asnwering emails and scribbling on shit(not including dudes on lunch)

What's not to get about a guy answering emails
the emails are peripheral to the rest of my statement, could be accounting entries in Excel and I still wouldn't get it
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: michael jordan on September 27, 2017, 08:36:58 AM
(https://imgur.com/gallery/5smXWjL)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: calvinsdream on September 27, 2017, 08:51:06 AM
people who talk loudly in coffee shops...hate these cackling bitches
lol I don't even mind that, but I don't get the "going to the cafe to "study" or "get some work done"" types, especially dudes dressed like lumberjack hipsters asnwering emails and scribbling on shit(not including dudes on lunch)

What's not to get about a guy answering emails
the emails are peripheral to the rest of my statement, could be accounting entries in Excel and I still wouldn't get it

so what's not to get then exactly?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on September 27, 2017, 09:00:22 AM
people who talk loudly in coffee shops...hate these cackling bitches
lol I don't even mind that, but I don't get the "going to the cafe to "study" or "get some work done"" types, especially dudes dressed like lumberjack hipsters asnwering emails and scribbling on shit(not including dudes on lunch)

What's not to get about a guy answering emails
the emails are peripheral to the rest of my statement, could be accounting entries in Excel and I still wouldn't get it

so what's not to get then exactly?
The confusion you must feel on a daily basis must be truly harrowing, predestination can be a double edged sword
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on September 27, 2017, 09:14:44 AM
people who talk loudly in coffee shops...hate these cackling bitches
lol I don't even mind that, but I don't get the "going to the cafe to "study" or "get some work done"" types, especially dudes dressed like lumberjack hipsters asnwering emails and scribbling on shit(not including dudes on lunch)

What's not to get about a guy answering emails
the emails are peripheral to the rest of my statement, could be accounting entries in Excel and I still wouldn't get it

so what's not to get then exactly?
The confusion you must feel on a daily basis must be truly harrowing, predestination can be a double edged sword

Yeah, I'm not really sure what you mean PSO

That's why they're are internet cafe's, and coffee shops with WiFi. Sometimes people don't want to be at home, or in a library when they work on homework and whatnot. Besides, who dosen't love a coffee when doing work on a computer.

PS fuck the lumberjak hipsters though
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on September 27, 2017, 09:30:32 AM
it's just a result of the individual's refraction of perspective I guess
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on September 27, 2017, 09:58:41 AM
it's just a result of the individual's refraction of perspective I guess
jesus christ you're fucking annoying
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 27, 2017, 10:09:50 AM
it's just a result of the individual's refraction of perspective I guess

I have a new pet peeve
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: calvinsdream on September 27, 2017, 10:45:11 AM
it's just a result of the individual's refraction of perspective I guess
jesus christ you're fucking annoying
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on September 27, 2017, 11:10:19 AM
im pickle rick
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on September 27, 2017, 12:41:32 PM
(https://media.tenor.com/images/aa90b55c867c2e5f13f9d413aba5b6d9/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on September 27, 2017, 03:49:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KkUj4i-F6w

I think he means this. Not pet peeve but I don't get it either. I would actually think you're a huge loser hanging out in coffee shop doing work instead of sitting at home all day doing work though

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brent on September 28, 2017, 10:27:38 AM
(https://media.tenor.com/images/aa90b55c867c2e5f13f9d413aba5b6d9/tenor.gif)
do you jack off to cartoons?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 28, 2017, 11:11:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KkUj4i-F6w

I think he means this. Not pet peeve but I don't get it either. I would actually think you're a huge loser hanging out in coffee shop doing work instead of sitting at home all day doing work though

The most difficult thing about working from home is doing actual work and not masturbating all day
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on September 28, 2017, 02:05:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KkUj4i-F6w

I think he means this. Not pet peeve but I don't get it either. I would actually think you're a huge loser hanging out in coffee shop doing work instead of sitting at home all day doing work though

The most difficult thing about working from home is doing actual work and not masturbating all day
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=co_DNpTMKXk
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on September 28, 2017, 02:16:25 PM
Ohhh I see. Kind of like how I would take a sick day from high school and see if I could break my how many times I can jerk off in one day record
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on September 28, 2017, 02:28:21 PM
What's your record?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on September 28, 2017, 04:08:42 PM
What's your record?

I'm not too sure but for some reason the number 7 is cumming to mind
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on September 28, 2017, 04:20:17 PM
What's your record?

I'm not too sure but for some reason the number 7 is cumming to mind
maybe that's the shape of your dick
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on September 28, 2017, 04:46:14 PM
winkers
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Grind King Rims on September 28, 2017, 06:23:24 PM
My record is only 3
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on September 29, 2017, 06:34:08 AM
Mine might be four. Three seems like its around the point where I'd have no more desire to go through with it.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 29, 2017, 06:36:18 AM
What??? I'd do it to the point where nothing would come out anymore except sometimes either a flag that said bang!, dust, or an exhausted tongue like when Porky Pig would try to start an old car and it couldn't do it anymore.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on September 29, 2017, 07:13:12 AM
I give up very quickly when things get difficult.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brent on September 29, 2017, 08:39:41 AM
 perverted super otaku!, how many times have you jacked off to cartoons in a 24 hour period?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on September 29, 2017, 11:17:32 AM
Wow you guys are not very good at jerking off. I've definitely done at least 8 because that was the record to beat growing up. But I feel like I've broken double digits once on some lazy summer afternoon in '04. No cartoons though
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the snake on September 29, 2017, 12:25:54 PM
5 is my personnal record, but in my defense i have big hands 8)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on October 02, 2017, 04:49:07 PM
those twig tumors in my sunflower seeds
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bawtawd3 on October 09, 2017, 04:31:59 PM
AA homeless shelters
(https://media.tenor.com/images/f41e79325223485ac65be1d8f56c0460/tenor.gif)
Bitch I was out

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on October 10, 2017, 06:17:24 AM
at least ya tried
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: slappies on October 10, 2017, 12:45:39 PM
You guys haven't hit double digits ever? I'm out here killin' the game!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on October 10, 2017, 02:17:53 PM
i feel like there could be an entire thread for porno pet peeves ..

one of mine that i come across is in facial videos and the dude starts jerkin with his thumb and pointer finger .. like is your dick that small wtf is that
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on October 12, 2017, 05:04:29 PM
Dudes who take their shirts off after a trick. I get it, it’s gnarly, but what’s the point?



Ed Duff.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on October 13, 2017, 03:49:57 AM
^ that shirt of is lame. trousers of if you're about that life.
also 'first t' instead of first try or 'front 1' instead of 180.
sunscreen killed the great barrier reef. i was right about that pet peeve.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on October 13, 2017, 09:21:54 AM
People who play 5 and 6 string basses. It's excessive and you look like a dick.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the snake on October 13, 2017, 09:32:44 AM
People who play 5 and 6 string basses. It's excessive and you look like a dick.
ever heard of stick bass, they have 8 strings, they're the worst
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on October 13, 2017, 09:35:47 AM
People who play 5 and 6 string basses. It's excessive and you look like a dick.

Bass pride disgusts me
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on October 13, 2017, 10:32:04 AM
in contrast though, 12 string acoustic guitars are so dope
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on October 13, 2017, 10:56:15 AM
in contrast though, 12 string acoustic guitars are so dope

12 strings are sick, but 7/8/9 string shit-metal guitars are right up there with 5+ string basses.

however, this thing is one of a kind a pretty fucking cool. i think the 3 bass strings are doubled and the 3 treble are single. i didn't get to see queens play this year, but im sure this guitar is a monster.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BV8ncj1h4EN/?hl=en&taken-by=echoparkguitars
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: QueeferMadness on October 13, 2017, 10:56:30 AM
People who play 5 and 6 string basses. It's excessive and you look like a dick.

5 strings are alright if you play dumb metal
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on October 13, 2017, 10:58:58 AM
People who play 5 and 6 string basses. It's excessive and you look like a dick.
ever heard of stick bass, they have 8 strings, they're the worst

oh, there's worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU20TS1vvCg
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on October 13, 2017, 11:04:46 AM
Theorbos though! shits so cool and they sounds amazing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-axPu3qNEXA

Baroque lutes are amazing well
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: QueeferMadness on October 13, 2017, 11:13:56 AM
People who play 5 and 6 string basses. It's excessive and you look like a dick.
ever heard of stick bass, they have 8 strings, they're the worst

oh, there's worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU20TS1vvCg

basically a harp at this point
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on October 13, 2017, 11:15:50 AM
Theorbos though! shits so cool and they sounds amazing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-axPu3qNEXA

Baroque lutes are amazing well
shut up
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on October 13, 2017, 11:16:11 AM
People who play 5 and 6 string basses. It's excessive and you look like a dick.
ever heard of stick bass, they have 8 strings, they're the worst

oh, there's worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU20TS1vvCg

basically a harp at this point
shut up
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: perverted super otaku! on October 13, 2017, 11:27:53 AM
Theorbos though! shits so cool and they sounds amazing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-axPu3qNEXA

Baroque lutes are amazing well
shut up
What, your mad that it wasn't a Kapsburger piece?

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: QueeferMadness on October 13, 2017, 11:34:16 AM
People who play 5 and 6 string basses. It's excessive and you look like a dick.
ever heard of stick bass, they have 8 strings, they're the worst

oh, there's worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU20TS1vvCg

basically a harp at this point
shut up

we found the guy that plays a 6-string+
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on January 03, 2018, 08:53:27 AM
anyone wearing a hawaii islands hat or shirt
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on January 03, 2018, 09:30:05 AM
People on the 8 bus piss me off. All these old women don’t pay and are inconsiderate as fuck. They push their way into the bus and keep saying, “Excuse me,” only to stand on my shoes and invade my personal space. Where the fuck am I supposed to go: off the bus? Then, they get really pushy when it’s their stop...no need for it if they didn’t shove their way into the middle of the bus. On top of that, they immediately take vacant seats, and block people from getting off the bus, to reserve seats. It’s just a bunch of bullshit...I don’t give a fuck about gentrification if it gets rid of cheap people who try to get as much free shit as possible. People are so self-entitled...if you don’t own it, it’s not really yours. Some woman on the bus was complaining about how the government took her off assistance recently, once she made over 80k, aside from how bad gentrification is. I was thinking, “If you make 80k, why can’t you pay $94/month for a fucking, bus pass?” The money she’s getting comes from our taxes...taxes that I pay on a salary that isn’t even half of what she makes...people have either gotten lazier or extremely opportunistic to the point where it’s sickening. I’ve never once taken government assistance even during periods between jobs...always worked my ass off and occasionally sold some of my possessions to make ends meet.

After that long rant, I can add these to the list:
public transportation,
cheap people,
self-entitlement,
invasion of my space,
and people who complain about gentrification.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on January 03, 2018, 10:40:42 AM
Skateshop employees assuming I'm retarded. "do you guys have Girl's Pretty Sweet?" "we have some pretty sweet girl's skateboard shirts over there" "no, like the video with Guy and Carroll" "we have some men's skateboard shirts over there too". This went on for a couple minutes before I gave up and bought Baker deck, which upon later inspection turned out to be a knockoff. Thanks Mainland Skate & Surf.
Honestly, what would you expect from someone working retail, who doesn’t own the place? They don’t think you’re stupid...they’re either fucked up or past the point of caring. Also, post a pic of that Baker board. The only counterfeit skate shit I’ve seen was a Nike SB hat with an Adidas Skateboarding logo on the back, at a flea market.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on January 03, 2018, 10:42:55 AM
The money she’s getting comes from our taxes...taxes that I pay


I’ve never once taken government assistance even during periods between jobs...always worked my ass off and occasionally sold some of my possessions to make ends meet.
Congratulations stupid.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on January 03, 2018, 11:16:17 AM
The money she’s getting comes from our taxes...taxes that I pay


I’ve never once taken government assistance even during periods between jobs...always worked my ass off and occasionally sold some of my possessions to make ends meet.
Congratulations stupid.
Thanks, I would totally take workman’s compensation if I was injured or assistance if I was homeless. I just don’t believe in applying for that shit when I’m able physically and mentally capable of working. It just bothers me that someone who makes twice as much money as me doesn’t pay bus fare, and complains about being taken off government assistance.

I am stupid for paying too much on an apartment, not being frugal, and not doing as much to pursue a better job.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on January 03, 2018, 11:22:16 AM
didn't you blow $100,000 of your parents' money to not finish school?
it's respectable that you wouldn't waste tax money though.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SOTY on January 03, 2018, 04:29:42 PM
When people start a sentence by saying ''I'm not racist, but_______________________''.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: tobey on January 03, 2018, 05:38:34 PM
When I'm texting people while watching TV and they ask me what the show I'm watching is about.

Like why do I have to explain the whole fucking plot of this tv show and know damn well you aren't going to check it out?

Okay who am I kidding, I literally only talk to my girlfriend. Stop doing this Elizabeth
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: UselessAsshole on January 03, 2018, 05:51:59 PM

I've been treated like I'm absolutely stupid at several skateshops. I had a guy explain to me "all bearings are the same" as he pushed generic over priced abec 3's at me. It's not in my head.

I thought abec only mattered when it came to machine use. I honestly don't pay attention to it but stick to brands I know are going to be decent or ones I've liked in the past. Pushing product on people seems like something zumiez employees would do.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on January 03, 2018, 06:37:45 PM
Nah man it makes a huge difference, but quality makes just as big of difference.

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on January 03, 2018, 07:35:07 PM
didn't you blow $100,000 of your parents' money to not finish school?
it's respectable that you wouldn't waste tax money though.
It was actually 60-65k for tuition and boarding, before scholarship money. I don’t want to go on about this shit in this thread, but I am transferring all those credits to a better university in the fall.

I just think that if someone is going to complain about rising rent and property tax, that person shouldn’t be taking advantage of government assistance, when they don’t need it. She’s not the only one doing it...
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on January 04, 2018, 06:51:41 AM
the above the ears, over the eyebrows beanie look.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on January 04, 2018, 07:12:54 AM
nothing worse than that big ol floppy beanie tho
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on January 04, 2018, 07:24:03 AM
nothing worse than that big ol floppy beanie tho
addition of excessively long and noticeable shoelace belt
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on January 04, 2018, 07:39:41 AM
nothing worse than that big ol floppy beanie tho
addition of excessively long and noticeable shoelace belt

i havent run into ridiculous shoelace belts in a while, but there are definitely plenty of people still rocking the floppy beanie, gauged ears, shitty music festival hippy look around my area. and i agree, its much worse than the teeny beanie look that i mentioned.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on January 04, 2018, 08:05:47 AM
nothing worse than that big ol floppy beanie tho
addition of excessively long and noticeable shoelace belt

i havent run into ridiculous shoelace belts in a while, but there are definitely plenty of people still rocking the floppy beanie, gauged ears, shitty music festival hippy look around my area. and i agree, its much worse than the teeny beanie look that i mentioned.

It bugs me more when people wear a beanie like this.. What the fuck is the point of wearing it in the first place.

(http://www.basschevers.nl/images/basschevers/men439-s-knit-hat-simple-wool-beanie-sailor-beanie-haldir-hat-charcoal-82VB.jpg)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on January 04, 2018, 08:47:08 AM
^
Goddamn, that guy can’t take care of his dog properly either. I guess it’s not a huge surprise.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Nallid on January 04, 2018, 09:11:26 AM
Polo shirts.

Skateshop employees assuming I'm retarded. "do you guys have Girl's Pretty Sweet?" "we have some pretty sweet girl's skateboard shirts over there" "no, like the video with Guy and Carroll" "we have some men's skateboard shirts over there too". This went on for a couple minutes before I gave up and bought Baker deck, which upon later inspection turned out to be a knockoff. Thanks Mainland Skate & Surf.
Mainland is at best a bootleg Zumiez, so none of that is surprising.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Tedd on January 04, 2018, 11:09:41 AM
I’m home for the holidays and my dad always yells at the tv watching sports

Why you doing that? Do you think they can hear you? Do you want me to agree he should’ve caught that? Cuz I’m not watching. And it’s not like these professional athletes aren’t trying
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on January 04, 2018, 01:47:21 PM
I’m home for the holidays and my dad always yells at the tv watching sports

Why you doing that? Do you think they can hear you? Do you want me to agree he should’ve caught that? Cuz I’m not watching. And it’s not like these professional athletes aren’t trying

if a Dad yells at the TV sports and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fat philly skater on January 04, 2018, 02:59:23 PM
nothing worse than that big ol floppy beanie tho
addition of excessively long and noticeable shoelace belt

i havent run into ridiculous shoelace belts in a while, but there are definitely plenty of people still rocking the floppy beanie, gauged ears, shitty music festival hippy look around my area. and i agree, its much worse than the teeny beanie look that i mentioned.

It bugs me more when people wear a beanie like this.. What the fuck is the point of wearing it in the first place.

(http://www.basschevers.nl/images/basschevers/men439-s-knit-hat-simple-wool-beanie-sailor-beanie-haldir-hat-charcoal-82VB.jpg)
I would wear a beanie like that because if i wear one normally it pinches my glasses and feels weird but I never wear beanies anyway
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on January 10, 2018, 11:10:36 AM
People with really strong opinions about food annoy the fuck out of me
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on January 10, 2018, 02:22:24 PM
someone sounds saucy
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on January 10, 2018, 02:33:49 PM
i could be a bit salty
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on January 10, 2018, 09:41:00 PM
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/36555134.jpg)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on January 11, 2018, 04:33:08 AM
^
Marinate on that for a bit.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: saucy ragu on January 11, 2018, 05:35:12 AM
When someone's bag/backpack straps are twisted. I wish it was okay for me to go up to people on the street and fix them.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: iKobrakai on January 11, 2018, 11:49:50 AM
I’m home for the holidays and my dad always yells at the tv watching sports

Why you doing that? Do you think they can hear you? Do you want me to agree he should’ve caught that? Cuz I’m not watching. And it’s not like these professional athletes aren’t trying

if a Dad yells at the TV sports and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound?

I sometimes give my TV the finger.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on January 11, 2018, 12:57:10 PM
When someone's bag/backpack straps are twisted. I wish it was okay for me to go up to people on the street and fix them.

bothers me when someone holds their backpack straps
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on January 11, 2018, 01:00:16 PM
Tell them to untwist their straps. Say it like you're letting them know their fly is down. They'll fix them. And if they don't who gives a shit. You can say whatever you want to strangers you're ever going to see them again.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on January 11, 2018, 06:14:44 PM
when people use too much hair product or cologne/perfume
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Adam Abbas on January 18, 2018, 02:05:21 PM
Calling someone else "brother" when it doesn't have any ethnic or family tie pisses me off. Even though it's good-natured, it still sounds assholish. This probably stems from hearing assholes say it when I was younger.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on January 19, 2018, 11:02:02 AM
shared parts when they’re the same stance
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on January 19, 2018, 11:18:00 AM
Calling someone else "brother" when it doesn't have any ethnic or family tie pisses me off. Even though it's good-natured, it still sounds assholish. This probably stems from hearing assholes say it when I was younger.

add chief, boss and cousin to that list.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: calvinsdream on January 19, 2018, 12:19:33 PM
Calling someone else "brother" when it doesn't have any ethnic or family tie pisses me off. Even though it's good-natured, it still sounds assholish. This probably stems from hearing assholes say it when I was younger.

add chief, boss and cousin to that list.

Can we add “big guy” to that list for our more AA shaped slappers
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Clayton on January 19, 2018, 12:24:44 PM
Most of my pet peeves have to do with the overuse of pop language. "Epic," someone calling me "my dude," "bruh," fucking can't stand those three in particular. Yelling "Yeeeeeee!!!" really loud is some bay area shit that I wish would stop.

For some reason ripping cardboard makes me cringe. The dryness of it...I don't know what it is but it drives me crazy.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on January 19, 2018, 12:27:42 PM
i hate cardboard too
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on January 19, 2018, 01:21:38 PM
makes me mental seeing this shit on peoples cars..fuckin' kick it off already
(http://1000awesomethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/car-booger.jpg)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirtyweemidden on January 20, 2018, 07:18:10 AM
when people use too much hair product or cologne/perfume

on the flip side, people who DONT wear any deoderant/ cologne
I beleive it should be a legal obligation to hose down smelly bastards in the street. no excuse to stink, its fuckin vile
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on January 20, 2018, 07:27:59 AM
when people use too much hair product or cologne/perfume

on the flip side, people who DONT wear any deoderant/ cologne
I beleive it should be a legal obligation to hose down smelly bastards in the street. no excuse to stink, its fuckin vile
i like my smell. it's fuckin natural.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the snake on January 20, 2018, 07:56:09 AM
I can't stand perfume/cologne too, it fucks my senses
#teamnatural
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bawtawd5 on January 20, 2018, 08:22:58 AM
The musky ones are horrible, I hate those people. But the fresh watery smelling ones are good. I fuck with chrome.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on January 20, 2018, 08:46:10 AM
Deodorant is completely different than cologne. If you work out, get sweaty, or are around people all day, use some. The people at my gym who don’t use any get all offended, when I retch due to their stench...like what the fuck did you expect when you smell worse than a urine-soaked bum? If you’re making 200k+, just spend at least $4 on a fucking deodorant stick.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the snake on January 20, 2018, 08:50:52 AM
alum crystal is the key, and if you still stink, take a shower !
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirtyweemidden on January 20, 2018, 10:42:32 AM
Pigeon gets it!

smelling natural is not the same as smelling like you having washed in a month, so many smelly fuckers at my local park i cant stand it.
obvioulsy people go overboard on cologne too.. but ill take an obnoxious waft of Paco Robanne over a putrid armpit and the fusty musk of fortnight old jeans every time
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on January 20, 2018, 10:53:12 AM
If you’re making 200k+, just spend at least $4 on a fucking deodorant stick.
Is that the cutoff?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Grind King Rims on January 20, 2018, 04:04:33 PM
Most of my pet peeves have to do with the overuse of pop language. "Epic," someone calling me "my dude," "bruh," fucking can't stand those three in particular. Yelling "Yeeeeeee!!!" really loud is some bay area shit that I wish would stop.

For some reason ripping cardboard makes me cringe. The dryness of it...I don't know what it is but it drives me crazy.

The guy I started seeing says "I can't even" and I had to pause for a minute trying to think of a polite way to ask him not to say that, but of course I realized that there isn't one and I'm going to have to struggle to look past it.

Also I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds the dryness of cardboard really unpleasant. I've felt that way since I was a child and was wondering if it was part of my autism.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on January 20, 2018, 05:14:07 PM
I'm a big fan of cardboard. I like to drink beer and burn it in my backyard.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shit_for_brains on January 21, 2018, 10:07:14 AM
I'm a big fan of cardboard. I like to drink beer and burn it in my backyard.

It kind of sounds like you really hate cardboard
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pigeon on January 21, 2018, 10:09:22 AM
Cardboard is recyclable.

Edit:
Anytime I have a conversation about writing anything in Ruby, some dipshit always interupts with, “Oh, Ruby on Rails! Yes. Yes.”
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: AitchBeeGayBuh on January 21, 2018, 04:41:20 PM
Don't like at work or anywhere close quarters when some dipshit tells a shitty joke or story. Then a minute later turns around and says the same exact thing word for word to some one else, then tells some other human being within earshot the same thing, then turns again to tell me like I didn't hear it the first four time in the past 10 minutes.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 21, 2018, 05:34:27 PM
Deodorant is completely different than cologne. If you work out, get sweaty, or are around people all day, use some. The people at my gym who don’t use any get all offended, when I retch due to their stench...like what the fuck did you expect when you smell worse than a urine-soaked bum? If you’re making 200k+, just spend at least $4 on a fucking deodorant stick.
I think the middle ground for this argument should be unscented deodorant which is what I use. Yes, smelling like a bum is terrible but some people (my wife) have multiple chemical sensitivity and can't handle being anywhere near a synthetic fragrance (or most natural fragrances to be honest). I wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy.
Perfume/ cologne is VILE and almost as bad as 2nd hadn't smoke imho.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Pabst on January 21, 2018, 06:19:01 PM
Don't like at work or anywhere close quarters when some dipshit tells a shitty joke or story. Then a minute later turns around and says the same exact thing word for word to some one else, then tells some other human being within earshot the same thing, then turns again to tell me like I didn't hear it the first four time in the past 10 minutes.

My coworker does that in song. Over and over and over again, until he gets a reaction of any kind.
My last room mate did it too.

News flash to any idiotfuck on here who does that. Freedom aside, society isn't a fan of your humor.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Level 80 Undead Warlock on January 21, 2018, 06:41:39 PM
People need to leave their shitty dogs at home.  Dude was walking a husky through Target.  There's a sign too, service animals only.  Went to Veggie Grill, it was raining, open the door and the first thing I see is a wet ass boxer licking its dick.  I love dogs too, but there's a time and a place.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on January 22, 2018, 06:18:32 AM
People need to leave their shitty dogs at home.  Dude was walking a husky through Target.  There's a sign too, service animals only.  Went to Veggie Grill, it was raining, open the door and the first thing I see is a wet ass boxer licking its dick.  I love dogs too, but there's a time and a place.

I'm with you 100%. Dogs do not belong in public and please don't bring them anywhere they were not specifically invited. I've been to a few parties that were ruined by someones shitty dog. AND, if your dog does something shitty, like steals a hotdog out of a kids hand or knocks over a table full of drinks or eats someone shoes, apologize and fix or replace whatever damage they did. It's your fault.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Beeda Weeda on January 22, 2018, 07:03:03 AM
-dog owners bringing dogs to your house uninvited, unforgivable
-letting your dog off leash in a non leash park, if you see  other dogs around and don't put it back on. (my dog was attacked over the holidays, he's fine) the guy claimed his dog was sniffing my dog while it had his rear leg in his mouth. My dog is 60 lbs, his was a mastiff of some sort.
- dog owners that stop when they see you and want/insist that the dogs "meet"
-people that don't pull forward to let the person behind them turn right, or leave  the option of turning right at a red light, when the space permits a right turn
-people that own dirt bikes and jet skis and don't let me get a turn, fuckin dicks


Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Silky Johnson on January 22, 2018, 02:44:58 PM
People who don't understand that you're supposed to pull over to the side of the road at the sight of an emergency vehicle. Had some dude scoff at me the other day for pulling over in front of him for not even 30 seconds while I let an ambulance pass, he raised his hand as a " what are you doing?" gesture, I'm sorry to inconvenience you on your way to Timmy's soccer practice but I'm sure their urgency outweighs yours.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on January 22, 2018, 02:54:55 PM
Just how small and petty people in cars can be in general is insane to me. It's an interesting microcosm of human behavior and to me really does reinforce the idea that a lot of people are only nice or do the right thing in person because of the threat of repercussions. I think tons of people are just selfish and unfriendly and shitty when they drive because they feel safe in their cars.

And yeah Beeda and JB I'm with you, shitty dog owners are the worst.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on January 22, 2018, 07:40:59 PM
People who don't understand that you're supposed to pull over to the side of the road at the sight of an emergency vehicle. Had some dude scoff at me the other day for pulling over in front of him for not even 30 seconds while I let an ambulance pass, he raised his hand as a " what are you doing?" gesture, I'm sorry to inconvenience you on your way to Timmy's soccer practice but I'm sure their urgency outweighs yours.
Try being the one in the ambulance. Granted, a lot of patients are like shark tits, and just trying to catch a ride.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on January 23, 2018, 09:11:13 PM
pigeon
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Alan on January 24, 2018, 07:52:34 AM
Just how small and petty people in cars can be in general is insane to me. It's an interesting microcosm of human behavior and to me really does reinforce the idea that a lot of people are only nice or do the right thing in person because of the threat of repercussions. I think tons of people are just selfish and unfriendly and shitty when they drive because they feel safe in their cars.

Our condo overlooks one of the shittiest intersections in the city, which is made even worse by shitty drivers. I get road rage just by watching their retarded antics.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Dirtymac on January 25, 2018, 04:28:25 AM
Hate it when I go to the restroom just to wash my hands and then about the time I get them dry I have to take a piss...
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on January 28, 2018, 03:46:00 PM
People who narrate whatever they're doing as they're doing it in a tuneful way drive me up the fucking wall.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Suit Up! on January 28, 2018, 05:32:24 PM
When you’re driving behind someone and they put the blinker on to turn right or left so you move over a little to continue at the same speed, then at the last minute they turn a little in the opposite direction to the way they are indicating. Like a swerve to build momentum into the turn.. why? Fucken why?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Joe Pesci on January 28, 2018, 08:49:38 PM
Yelling "Yeeeeeee!!!" really loud is some bay area shit that I wish would stop.

Every time I hear someone screaming yew or something when someone lands a trick in a skate video I get second hand embarrassment. Like someone 5050ing a kink rail even means shit anymore... just seems like a bunch of fake hype.

People who sing along with songs and look you in the face while doing it are pretty terrible...
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: RumpelFoarskin on January 31, 2018, 01:46:39 PM
Just how small and petty people in cars can be in general is insane to me. It's an interesting microcosm of human behavior and to me really does reinforce the idea that a lot of people are only nice or do the right thing in person because of the threat of repercussions. I think tons of people are just selfish and unfriendly and shitty when they drive because they feel safe in their cars.

And yeah Beeda and JB I'm with you, shitty dog owners are the worst.
This shit is so true. Or for example at intersections with advanced greens and long lineups for left turn on all sides. People will turn left on red multiple people and all it does is fuck up the advanced green for the left turners in the other direction because they have to wait for the intersection to clear while the green arrow ticks down, In turn they push it on yellow and fuck over the next and the cycle goes on. The same subject, people who fuck up advanced greens first in line and somehow can’t do their one job and take forever to fucking go so the line doesn’t clear.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on January 31, 2018, 01:56:55 PM
When people send texts that are ridden with spelling or autocorrect mistakes. Like they took the time to type it, but not the extra second to see if what they typed actually matches what they want to say. And when they send something that has as mistake but don't correct it. I just hate it when I get a text and have to text back "What?"

I'm not really talking about small littke fuck ups. Im talking about the that Chase the white sentence.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on January 31, 2018, 02:18:19 PM
Im talking about the that Chase the white sentence.

what?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on January 31, 2018, 05:32:24 PM
Im talking about the that Chase the white sentence.

what?

Exactly
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Joe Pesci on January 31, 2018, 07:46:05 PM
When people send texts that are ridden with spelling or autocorrect mistakes. Like they took the time to type it, but not the extra second to see if what they typed actually matches what they want to say. And when they send something that has as mistake but don't correct it. I just hate it when I get a text and have to text back "What?"

I'm not really talking about small littke fuck ups. Im talking about the that Chase the white sentence.
This reminds me, when you text someone and they for some reason can never grasp or comprehend what you were trying to say... like if you include too much information, but really it's only like 2 sentences with 2 points or just 1 point and a question, and judging by their response they only got half of what you said
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on January 31, 2018, 08:53:16 PM
When people send texts that are ridden with spelling or autocorrect mistakes. Like they took the time to type it, but not the extra second to see if what they typed actually matches what they want to say. And when they send something that has as mistake but don't correct it. I just hate it when I get a text and have to text back "What?"

I'm not really talking about small littke fuck ups. Im talking about the that Chase the white sentence.
Whoops.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirtyweemidden on February 01, 2018, 05:07:24 AM
People who narrate whatever they're doing as they're doing it in a tuneful way drive me up the fucking wall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaiIiV0GlVs
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on February 01, 2018, 10:06:28 AM
When people send texts that are ridden with spelling or autocorrect mistakes. Like they took the time to type it, but not the extra second to see if what they typed actually matches what they want to say. And when they send something that has as mistake but don't correct it. I just hate it when I get a text and have to text back "What?"

I'm not really talking about small littke fuck ups. Im talking about the that Chase the white sentence.
Whoops.

My Brad.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirty ol man on March 07, 2018, 12:37:28 PM
a series of people holding a door open and the cunt ahead of you just slips right by without holding. like that's him sorted out! just weasling on someone else's courtesy and not extending it to the next man. almost got into a fight over it the other day. i wanted to punch through his head to see the robotic circuitry.

also people dogging it down residential streets. i got hit by a car not too long ago and i'm shook, especially with kids and texting now.

we're doomed!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bawtawd5 on March 07, 2018, 12:41:19 PM
Leaving bottom drawers open in the bathroom got a shinner today on my way to drop a dookie
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Joust Ostrich on March 08, 2018, 03:57:57 PM
You fucking jerkoffs that win ebay auctions and don't pay.  Why?  Fuck you guys.  (not you guys, I'm sure none of you would do that).

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on March 10, 2018, 06:16:34 PM
You fucking jerkoffs that win ebay auctions and don't pay.  Why?  Fuck you guys.  (not you guys, I'm sure none of you would do that).
Seeeeeeriously. So fucking lame. And your shit often won't go for as much the second time because people think it was a return due to the product being bad or something.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on April 15, 2018, 10:54:22 PM
firstly, im a hater: no one has their own style anymore ... everyone trying to act like they got it but it’s fake as fuck .. i hate this little jump and push thing people do that they think their stylin when it’s just plain gross .. example below and if im posting you and you’re lurking sorry the tricks were good
But your style stinks
https://www.instagram.com/p/BghSlgoBtUS/?hl=en
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ChuckRamone on April 27, 2018, 11:50:34 PM
when someone asks a question expecting a certain answer and they get upset when you don’t give it. well, shit, if you don’t want my actual opinion on something but confirmation of what you already believe, rephrase your sentence in the form of a statement. not everyone is eager to please and cares about agreeing with you.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: calvinsdream on April 28, 2018, 09:58:31 AM
when someone asks a question expecting a certain answer and they get upset when you don’t give it. well, shit, if you don’t want my actual opinion on something but confirmation of what you already believe, rephrase your sentence in the form of a statement. not everyone is eager to please and cares about agreeing with you.

Jesus. Nailed it.

I had a woman at work stop speaking to me once because:

she wanted our university to open a daycare so single moms could use student loans to pay for it, so we would make more money and...

I told her I thought that was unethical. She then told me she loves my sense of humor and I told her “No, that’s seriously a horrible idea” which was again met with something about how I was joking
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: the snake on April 28, 2018, 11:31:53 AM
scooter kids ruining every weekend sessions for years....
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on April 28, 2018, 12:42:02 PM
small talk
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on May 29, 2018, 11:33:17 AM
Liars
thieves
moochers
pesky crackheads/tweakers/wingnuts
cops
john q superhero of such & such property which could be a sidewalk or a ledge that clearly isn't being used at the moment I mean I get it if someone is sitting there just wait till they bounce or use reverse psychology and play heavy metal really loud on bluetooth speaker eventually they'll leave
dicks in cars that yell random things
loud bass at such and such parking lot, I mean it's great your psyched on music but bumping shitty bass driven music that's just awful such as mariachi or some porn groove fuck music, just seems like your trying WAAAAAYYYYY TOO HARD!
the i use to skate kooks, what are you wasting your life for? you know damn well those brats or your bitch doesn't give a shit about your dreams!!!!!
dog owners who don't pickup all of their dogs crap I hate stepping into smallest fragment of dogshit or gum accidentally stepping in and shit stain or gum on griptape. I have thrown away decent completes for that.
speeding bikes
scooters boy I miss bladers these days..
headphones you know who you are,
longboards at a park
drugs, smoking, and or spitting tobacco shits disgusting
showboating aka Mr. 1upper he will show how flawless your trick looks when he lands 2nd attempt and doesn't say anything just oddly gazes like I don't care
fake steez or hands down stiff landing like Antwan there's a reason he has his own style and don't bite his shit kooks!
graffiti writers at a public park, I mean I get the concept and love artistic skill and covert ways of doing late at night however if it is at a public park and it gets shutdown I will find you and spraypaint your face like in that movie Colors with Sean Penn.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: offkilter on May 29, 2018, 12:09:41 PM
Getting micro-managed when the task at hand is really straightforward.

Fuck you, Billy.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on May 29, 2018, 12:56:51 PM
-dog owners bringing dogs to your house uninvited, unforgivable
-letting your dog off leash in a non leash park, if you see  other dogs around and don't put it back on. (my dog was attacked over the holidays, he's fine) the guy claimed his dog was sniffing my dog while it had his rear leg in his mouth. My dog is 60 lbs, his was a mastiff of some sort.
- dog owners that stop when they see you and want/insist that the dogs "meet"
-people that don't pull forward to let the person behind them turn right, or leave  the option of turning right at a red light, when the space permits a right turn
-people that own dirt bikes and jet skis and don't let me get a turn, fuckin dicks

Pretty much everything you said except pets at a store, a friends house that's needed to be said outright like hey don't want dogs over and that'd be that plus pick up your dogshit no one wants to step in it or get it on griptape.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on May 29, 2018, 01:10:25 PM
i feel like there could be an entire thread for porno pet peeves ..

one of mine that i come across is in facial videos and the dude starts jerkin with his thumb and pointer finger .. like is your dick that small wtf is that
This......... one thing I hate and cannot stand it is the filmer gonzo style talks to either actor/actress no one wants to hear the comments.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: redcurb12 on May 29, 2018, 02:23:59 PM
when people tell me shit i already know and act like it's new information
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Sad Hippo on June 03, 2018, 05:42:06 PM
Not really a pet peeve, but just disgusting. Went to eat at Red Robin after the movies today. Waited like 15 minutes for a table. Seated next to a big group that looked like they just came from church. Lady at the end of their table starts clipping her toenails... my table all starts staring at them, angrily. We couldn't believe what we were seeing, and hearing. Their server walked up and asked if they were ok, didn't address the fucking toenail clipping. We left before our drinks showed up. Leaving, I walked up to her and said "clipping your nails in a restaurant is fucking disgusting," and walked away. They looked at me like I shit on their table. Like I'm crazy.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: AitchBeeGayBuh on June 03, 2018, 06:29:11 PM
Not really a pet peeve, but just disgusting. Went to eat at Red Robin after the movies today. Waited like 15 minutes for a table. Seated next to a big group that looked like they just came from church. Lady at the end of their table starts clipping her toenails... my table all starts staring at them, angrily. We couldn't believe what we were seeing, and hearing. Their server walked up and asked if they were ok, didn't address the fucking toenail clipping. We left before our drinks showed up. Leaving, I walked up to her and said "clipping your nails in a restaurant is fucking disgusting," and walked away. They looked at me like I shit on their table. Like I'm crazy.
That's reeeeeeeaaaaaalllllly nasty. Props for callin her out like that, folks needta know that's not kosher...

Work ina grocery store n when I go to the batroom there I see countless people take a piss or shit n not wash their hands on a daily basis. The whole reason I use a towel to open bathoom door handles in the past few years is cuz I've witnessed this daily.

The homeless dude not cleaning his hands after poopin made me chuckle because that was kinda expected. See many everyday customers doin it. Every type of age group/ethnicity does it too, n just the other day noticed the Pepsi vendor was guilty of it also... Rad.

Glad I haven't drank soda for years...
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on June 03, 2018, 06:58:03 PM
People who say "kosher"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 03, 2018, 07:05:07 PM
saw a dad sitting with his brand new set of twin boys in the stroller at the park yesterday and he proceeded to pull out a ciggie and smoke right next to them... way to kill your kids there brah!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ChuckRamone on June 03, 2018, 07:27:59 PM
Not really a pet peeve, but just disgusting. Went to eat at Red Robin after the movies today. Waited like 15 minutes for a table. Seated next to a big group that looked like they just came from church. Lady at the end of their table starts clipping her toenails... my table all starts staring at them, angrily. We couldn't believe what we were seeing, and hearing. Their server walked up and asked if they were ok, didn't address the fucking toenail clipping. We left before our drinks showed up. Leaving, I walked up to her and said "clipping your nails in a restaurant is fucking disgusting," and walked away. They looked at me like I shit on their table. Like I'm crazy.

sometimes on the train in nyc there would be people who clipped their nails. and I had a coworker there who did it at work constantly. I always felt like a clipping was gonna fly at me. carrying around nail clippers is kind of weird in the first place. and then to use them in public is even weirder.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on June 03, 2018, 09:53:37 PM
people that speed up when they see you using a crosswalk to make you cross the street faster, it's so fucked.

dumb ass coworkers, shitty managers, being kept under 20 hours each week at work, going through your gear too quickly, having to skate said bummy gear and little setbacks
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: casper on June 03, 2018, 11:17:16 PM
When people open food or a drink when In line at the grocery store and then eat or drink in line and then hand the cashier an empty bottle or wrapper .  I hate it. I don’t get it. It’s not like anyone’s going to starve to death if they just wait till they pay for it and are out of the store to eat or drink what ever it is . I don’t want to listen to you chew in my ear as I stand in line . Your fucking gross. Learn some self control
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: LUVS2SPWGE on June 04, 2018, 02:46:12 AM
Not really a pet peeve, but just disgusting. Went to eat at Red Robin after the movies today. Waited like 15 minutes for a table. Seated next to a big group that looked like they just came from church. Lady at the end of their table starts clipping her toenails... my table all starts staring at them, angrily. We couldn't believe what we were seeing, and hearing. Their server walked up and asked if they were ok, didn't address the fucking toenail clipping. We left before our drinks showed up. Leaving, I walked up to her and said "clipping your nails in a restaurant is fucking disgusting," and walked away. They looked at me like I shit on their table. Like I'm crazy.
That's reeeeeeeaaaaaalllllly nasty. Props for callin her out like that, folks needta know that's not kosher...

Work ina grocery store n when I go to the batroom there I see countless people take a piss or shit n not wash their hands on a daily basis. The whole reason I use a towel to open bathoom door handles in the past few years is cuz I've witnessed this daily.

The homeless dude not cleaning his hands after poopin made me chuckle because that was kinda expected. See many everyday customers doin it. Every type of age group/ethnicity does it too, n just the other day noticed the Pepsi vendor was guilty of it also... Rad.

Glad I haven't drank soda for years...

Pepsi distributes Aquafina. You’re fucked.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on June 04, 2018, 12:46:10 PM
People who say "kosher"
what you mean like the jews? REPORTED
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on June 04, 2018, 01:03:36 PM
[[[People]]] who say "kosher"
what you mean like the jews? REPORTED
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: AitchBeeGayBuh on June 04, 2018, 03:48:21 PM
People who say "kosher"
Sorry if it bugged u, bugs me too though. Never used that word in the wild ever, why the hell would I type it???

I was drunk and on Ambien... that's my excuse.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: AitchBeeGayBuh on June 04, 2018, 04:02:01 PM
Not really a pet peeve, but just disgusting. Went to eat at Red Robin after the movies today. Waited like 15 minutes for a table. Seated next to a big group that looked like they just came from church. Lady at the end of their table starts clipping her toenails... my table all starts staring at them, angrily. We couldn't believe what we were seeing, and hearing. Their server walked up and asked if they were ok, didn't address the fucking toenail clipping. We left before our drinks showed up. Leaving, I walked up to her and said "clipping your nails in a restaurant is fucking disgusting," and walked away. They looked at me like I shit on their table. Like I'm crazy.
That's reeeeeeeaaaaaalllllly nasty. Props for callin her out like that, folks needta know that's not kosher...

Work ina grocery store n when I go to the batroom there I see countless people take a piss or shit n not wash their hands on a daily basis. The whole reason I use a towel to open bathoom door handles in the past few years is cuz I've witnessed this daily.

The homeless dude not cleaning his hands after poopin made me chuckle because that was kinda expected. See many everyday customers doin it. Every type of age group/ethnicity does it too, n just the other day noticed the Pepsi vendor was guilty of it also... Rad.
Glad I haven't drank soda for years...

Pepsi distributes Aquafina. You’re fucked.
Forgot bout that, I am fucked...

saw a dad sitting with his brand new set of twin boys in the stroller at the park yesterday and he proceeded to pull out a ciggie and smoke right next to them... way to kill your kids there brah!
Not cool, saw a hot mom in yoga pants today in a Target parking lot blowin fatty vape clouds while walkin her toddler and pushin a stroller with an infant to the car. Just curious, what are your thoughts on vaping??? See every other person doin it in OC, Is that trendy in your area?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 04, 2018, 08:14:22 PM
Not cool, saw a hot mom in yoga pants today in a Target parking lot blowin fatty vape clouds while walkin her toddler and pushin a stroller with an infant to the car. Just curious, what are your thoughts on vaping??? See every other person doin it in OC, Is that trendy in your area?
ugh... people don't vape in my area but they like to use e-cigarettes or whatever the fuck they are called.
Nearly had a fight with a whole family the other day because the grandfather was standing next to a fucking merry-go-round at an amusement park puffing away while we were lining up. I called him on his shit, got on the merry-go-round with my own kid and then this dude's fucking son just stands directly next to the merry-go-round the the whole time it spins with a e-cig in his mouth and a shit-stained grin on his fucking face. I honestly fucking lost it when it finally stopped and the dad went to collect his kid so now I had grandad and the father on my case.
Look, you want to kill yourself and harm your family, be my fucking guest BUT do not do it around me and my fam (or in an area that is not designated for smoking) or we'll be having words!!!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on June 04, 2018, 08:20:06 PM
i think e-cigarettes and vapor are the same things.
i kinda hope they're bad for you because of how smug people are on that shit. you wanna quit stoges, just quit. don't smoke vapor, shit looks lame as hell and you don't wanna skate w/ that in your pocket.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 04, 2018, 08:47:08 PM
i think e-cigarettes and vapor are the same things.
i kinda hope they're bad for you because of how smug people are on that shit. you wanna quit stoges, just quit. don't smoke vapor, shit looks lame as hell and you don't wanna skate w/ that in your pocket.
I don't even know, they're both vile. I'm pretty sure they are bad for you (or maybe even worse than?), but yeah in a lot of ways maybe even more cringe-inducing than actual cigarettes.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: redcurb12 on June 05, 2018, 11:53:18 AM
when ppl microwave their left overs at work then my office smells like diarrhea
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on June 05, 2018, 11:56:43 AM
when ppl microwave their left overs at work then my office smells like diarrhea
because the food is bad or because it makes everyone poo?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: redcurb12 on June 05, 2018, 02:33:06 PM
when ppl microwave their left overs at work then my office smells like diarrhea
because the food is bad or because it makes everyone poo?
cause the food stanks and permeates the whole office
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirtyweemidden on June 07, 2018, 01:53:00 PM
backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?

cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on June 07, 2018, 02:23:44 PM
backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?

cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
Usually it's the skanky gothapotamus or some dipshit who smokes menthols not even Newports just garbage smokes........ I am a former smoker and the illusion of smoking was broken when moving out an old ladies house her fridge was stained yellow pretty much the whole house was stained in tobacco yella it's gross and unattractive in every sense of the word.......
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: dirtyweemidden on June 07, 2018, 02:27:07 PM
backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?

cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
Usually it's the skanky gothapotamus or some dipshit who smokes menthols not even Newports just garbage smokes........ I am a former smoker and the illusion of smoking was broken when moving out an old ladies house her fridge was stained yellow pretty much the whole house was stained in tobacco yella it's gross and unattractive in every sense of the word.......

good call yeah! I moved house a little while ago and literally every surface was yellow/brown with smoke stain. took SO long to get it clean.. congrats on quitting dude! good work
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Ghost Face Nigga on June 07, 2018, 02:28:27 PM
Getting micro-managed when the task at hand is really straightforward.

Fuck you, Billy.

oh man, SAME.


BIG FUCK YOU TO JULIA! FAT BITCH
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on June 07, 2018, 03:56:21 PM
Staying past the initial scheduled time at work really gets my dick soft.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 07, 2018, 05:46:56 PM
backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?

cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
oh don't you worry, my hate for smokers in general runs deep. Least polite people on the planet imho. They literally force their seedy lifestyles on you by just existing. Even if they're not smoking they're still stanky
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on June 07, 2018, 06:19:21 PM
backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?

cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
oh don't you worry, my hate for smokers in general runs deep. Least polite people on the planet imho. They literally force their seedy lifestyles on you by just existing. Even if they're not smoking they're still stanky
i feel the same about drivers. i don't need your second hand exhaust, turkey!
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 07, 2018, 06:58:26 PM
cigarette smoke is worse than exhaust smoke imho.
If I'm out on the road driving or walking near a road I kind of expect it, but stinky smokers just pop up randomly and pollute everything around them. I'd respect smokers 100% if they would wear a bubble on their head where the smoke could ONLY affect them and them only. Unfortunately they are (mostly) selfish cunts who can't extend any sort of consideration to anyone around them. Bonus cunt points for littering, causing environmental destruction and consuming something they 100% don't need.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Silky Johnson on June 15, 2018, 01:23:59 PM
Dudes who are looking to fight everyone at bars or shows I have a friend who I hate to go out  with because he's always trying to stir the pot and expects me to back him up over petty shit like getting bumped unintentionally in a crowded area.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on June 15, 2018, 02:08:07 PM
Dudes who are looking to fight everyone at bars or shows I have a friend who I hate to go out  with because he's always trying to stir the pot and expects me to back him up over petty shit like getting bumped unintentionally in a crowded area.
This is the main reason I stopped gpoing to shows in the first place assholes who try to swing if their drink gets spilled, Fuck off your fault I've had to take down a douche bag or two because of shit like this.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on June 15, 2018, 02:08:55 PM
Dudes who are looking to fight everyone at bars or shows I have a friend who I hate to go out  with because he's always trying to stir the pot and expects me to back him up over petty shit like getting bumped unintentionally in a crowded area.
You should totally egg him on to start some shit then dip when it goes down. Fuck him, he ain't really your friend if he's doing that.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Silky Johnson on June 15, 2018, 02:52:51 PM
Dudes who are looking to fight everyone at bars or shows I have a friend who I hate to go out  with because he's always trying to stir the pot and expects me to back him up over petty shit like getting bumped unintentionally in a crowded area.
You should totally egg him on to start some shit then dip when it goes down. Fuck him, he ain't really your friend if he's doing that.
That would definitely teach him a lesson, dudes a shitty drinker
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on June 15, 2018, 04:55:33 PM
I had a friend who would do that but at skate parks. Mindlessly getting in peoples ways then dogging the first person to speak up about it. It was awful having to get in the same car as him after the session and hearing all about it on the car ride home.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on June 15, 2018, 06:32:38 PM
It only takes one asshole to ruin a show that way. Last one I was at there was some dickhead smashing though the crowd like a bull through Barcelona. The more people shoved him and slammed him back, the harder he went. I don't think ruining a show for everyone with a fight is cool, but I wish that dude would've gotten laid out by someone.

There was another one recently where this dude was taking bumps of Coke the whole time and he was just a fucking mess. Never got violent with anyone but just way too obvious and had no respect for anyone else's space.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Bruh Man on June 16, 2018, 05:05:29 AM
backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?

cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
oh don't you worry, my hate for smokers in general runs deep. Least polite people on the planet imho. They literally force their seedy lifestyles on you by just existing. Even if they're not smoking they're still stanky
Was pretty bummed to see a lady ripping butts and blowing it right at her baby in the shopping cart at midnight while waiting for a ride at the grocery store the other night. I 100% judged her as I questioned the situation, but I'm just some lonely dude that lives in a shed so what do I know lol.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brent on June 16, 2018, 05:15:32 AM
why would that bother you? you hang out with sharktits regularly
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on June 16, 2018, 05:19:05 AM
Folks claiming they "have never looked at Slap" but talking shit on it. Never looked at it huh? Then why bring it up?
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Bruh Man on June 16, 2018, 06:16:30 AM
why would that bother you? you hang out with sharktits regularly
I smell what you're cooking lol, but Mike doesn't smoke ha.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bawtawdinfinity on June 16, 2018, 09:34:45 AM
People who think we want to smoke. I can quit any drug but not ciggawet. Not even the nicotine, Its how it makes your throat feel.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on June 16, 2018, 12:15:58 PM
backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?

cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
oh don't you worry, my hate for smokers in general runs deep. Least polite people on the planet imho. They literally force their seedy lifestyles on you by just existing. Even if they're not smoking they're still stanky
Was pretty bummed to see a lady ripping butts and blowing it right at her baby in the shopping cart at midnight while waiting for a ride at the grocery store the other night. I 100% judged her as I questioned the situation, but I'm just some lonely dude that lives in a shed so what do I know lol.
This is why Russians are a stronger people.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 17, 2018, 06:24:24 PM
backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?

cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
oh don't you worry, my hate for smokers in general runs deep. Least polite people on the planet imho. They literally force their seedy lifestyles on you by just existing. Even if they're not smoking they're still stanky
Was pretty bummed to see a lady ripping butts and blowing it right at her baby in the shopping cart at midnight while waiting for a ride at the grocery store the other night. I 100% judged her as I questioned the situation, but I'm just some lonely dude that lives in a shed so what do I know lol.
you're a calmer human than me if you didn't lose your shit at her

Folks claiming they "have never looked at Slap" but talking shit on it. Never looked at it huh? Then why bring it up?
nice one SJ. Yeah, "I never read it" is the biggest copout ever and is also flat out admitting to the fact that you *do* actually read it, otherwise why on earth would be able to refer to it as a cancer on skateboarding? Why does it need to be censored? How do you even know bro?
Anyway, I'm repeating myself but those dudes have a total of 3 braincells between them.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on June 18, 2018, 12:55:09 PM
kinda on the side of pet peeves or slight annoyances
unwashed dishes after cooking for others
laziness in general you see something on the floor throw it away
video game raging it's like an extreme version of porn no one wants to hear your killstreak much like I don't want to hear someone grunting or talking during a scene in POV in a porn scene just nope fuck off!
smoking cigs in general it's gross amazed how I used to smoke that much,
walkers through a sk8park there's a sidewalk for a reason and I will run you over if not watched, use it dumbass!
shitty dog owners whom never heard of leases, I am an animal owner and use my methods quite emphatically and have clipped a few dog owners ankles with a runaway board.
Story stealers it's lame and you know who you are........
Oogles in general, if you need an explanation you can see em all around the west coast mainly hippies and ICP fans who runaway because it's cool.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on June 18, 2018, 03:54:36 PM
Saw this in Greg Hunt's new book..

(https://i.imgur.com/Ci4wgQA.jpg)

Pretty strong pet peeve when dudes sit like this. Why? To look Cool? Fuck that.. It's super uncomfortable and your strangling your own ball sack.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on June 18, 2018, 04:06:37 PM
strangling your own sack is both exhilarating and pretentious
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Joust Ostrich on June 18, 2018, 06:44:07 PM
My irritation has been building.  Target (Walmart, grocery store, all guilty) open up some fucking registers.  I know you dickheads are just training us to get used to checking out our own purchases.  Well fuck you.  The last several times I have shopped a maximum of two registers have been open.  Usually with the slowest employees they have.  No matter how busy, no more than two.  I do not want to use the self check out machines.  If I wanted to ring shit up, I'd have stayed in retail.  If I have alcohol, I have to wait on you jerkoffs to finally wander over anyway and card me, in no way do I look 20.  Produce?   Rarely does something not ring up wrong.  Bring your own bags, well the scale is going to freak out on you first, so get ready for that.   
Just getting us used to it so they can hire less people.  I'm starting to think they are frustrating me on purpose so that I'll just order everything online and have it delivered.   Now offering two hour delivery on groceries.  I think that may be their long term strategy.  Fuck a store and all these employees, all we need is some stock folks and delivery drivers. 

Well sometimes I like to walk around the Target.  Stretch my legs, see whats new.  Peep all the mom butts. 



Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on June 18, 2018, 07:06:33 PM
My irritation has been building.  Target (Walmart, grocery store, all guilty) open up some fucking registers.  I know you dickheads are just training us to get used to checking out our own purchases.  Well fuck you.  The last several times I have shopped a maximum of two registers have been open.  Usually with the slowest employees they have.  No matter how busy, no more than two.  I do not want to use the self check out machines.  If I wanted to ring shit up, I'd have stayed in retail.  If I have alcohol, I have to wait on you jerkoffs to finally wander over anyway and card me, in no way do I look 20.  Produce?   Rarely does something not ring up wrong.  Bring your own bags, well the scale is going to freak out on you first, so get ready for that.   
Just getting us used to it so they can hire less people.  I'm starting to think they are frustrating me on purpose so that I'll just order everything online and have it delivered.   Now offering two hour delivery on groceries.  I think that may be their long term strategy.  Fuck a store and all these employees, all we need is some stock folks and delivery drivers. 

Well sometimes I like to walk around the Target.  Stretch my legs, see whats new.  Peep all the mom butts.

I’m definitely backing this fuck the stores like this self checkout to add to the fact if I’m choosing to spend hard earned money on your fucking store bag my shit too. Oh you want to help them out nope how many people spend close to $200 to $150 for those in their household you rob us of our money and we’re supposed to be grateful for you fucking us out of money?! Nope not happening bag my shit and if something fucks up it’s not my fault you cocksuckers are at fault want it double bagged too.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on June 18, 2018, 07:09:08 PM
A/don't go to corporate chains but if you do
B/ steal, don't ring up everything and call it 'employee discount' 
C/ if they have enough employees to detain you, just smile and brandish some mentos and it'll all be forgiven.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on June 18, 2018, 07:14:19 PM
Thieving from corporate stores is best late at night at self checkout spots. If no ones around simply pay for a few things and walk out done it many times at Walmart. Like I said late night around 3am if you want to buy beer take the upc barcode from a soda case or a water swipe it as you normally would that $22 case of beer is a fraction of the cost.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on June 18, 2018, 07:47:06 PM
I don't have anxiety or anything like that, but I will have mini meltdowns at the grocery store for all the reasons already discussed. I also hate people with no sense of spacial awareness or consideration for everyone else around them. And don't even get me started on Costco. I hate that fucking place. All the customers are rude as fuck and will run you over just to get a free sample of some stupid microwave taquito.

Fuck the grocery store.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ChuckRamone on June 18, 2018, 08:02:41 PM
I don't have anxiety or anything like that, but I will have mini meltdowns at the grocery store for all the reasons already discussed. I also hate people with no sense of spacial awareness or consideration for everyone else around them. And don't even get me started on Costco. I hate that fucking place. All the customers are rude as fuck and will run you over just to get a free sample of some stupid microwave taquito.

Fuck the grocery store.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Sad Hippo on June 18, 2018, 08:13:24 PM
I refuse to use those self check out things. 

I live in a building with an access door, like most apartment buildings, but certain delivery guys don't even make an attempt to get in.  No buzzer, nothing.  Just leave the package out on the busy ass street.  Or if by chance they get in, they leave it at the entrance.  God forbid these people do their jobs and actually delivery something to my door.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on June 18, 2018, 08:36:01 PM
I don't have anxiety or anything like that, but I will have mini meltdowns at the grocery store for all the reasons already discussed. I also hate people with no sense of spacial awareness or consideration for everyone else around them. And don't even get me started on Costco. I hate that fucking place. All the customers are rude as fuck and will run you over just to get a free sample of some stupid microwave taquito.

Fuck the grocery store.

Have the fat fucks that drive around on the electric shopping carts been mentioned? ..because, fuck them the most.. those are for old rickety people, you lazy piece of shit.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: revfredmorton on June 18, 2018, 09:38:28 PM
I don't have anxiety or anything like that, but I will have mini meltdowns at the grocery store for all the reasons already discussed. I also hate people with no sense of spacial awareness or consideration for everyone else around them. And don't even get me started on Costco. I hate that fucking place. All the customers are rude as fuck and will run you over just to get a free sample of some stupid microwave taquito.

Fuck the grocery store.

Have the fat fucks that drive around on the electric shopping carts been mentioned? ..because, fuck them the most.. those are for old rickety people, you lazy piece of shit.


they also for fat lazy people
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on June 18, 2018, 09:50:34 PM
When I work in the sun/heat all day and get home and the air conditioning is turned off

Fuck that shit
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bawtawd5 on June 19, 2018, 01:35:01 AM
I hate when I can't nut while jerk in off in the shower
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on June 19, 2018, 05:17:49 AM
When I work in the sun/heat all day and get home and the air conditioning is turned off

Fuck that shit

at least you have air conditioning. i just gotta hope its windy.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bawtawd5 on June 19, 2018, 06:12:02 AM
Wish I had AC I just ice my neck and erotcly eat popsicles in my underwear when I get to hot
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on June 19, 2018, 11:53:12 AM
People who take themselves seriously but treat basic grammar like a cumrag.



too*
you're*
they're*

and for some reason, this one really gets under my skin - "fucken"
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on June 19, 2018, 12:42:35 PM
It’s annoying but the online your/you’re correctors are even worse. They think their so fucken smart
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: doublesteveburger on June 19, 2018, 12:46:03 PM
ur so mean dude
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: shark tits on June 19, 2018, 12:51:12 PM
I hate when I can't nut while jerk in off in the shower
i hated when it would stick to my hand after. like the clear prostate jelly or whatever goes away and you're left w/ stark white schmegma that doesn't wash away.
'shower babies' in jail parlance.
i read somewhere cold water doesn't do that so if you're gonna jerk in water, use cold? sounds great for the old erection.......
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ungzilla on June 19, 2018, 07:42:46 PM
the sound of people walking in flip flops drives me into a homicidal rage
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on June 20, 2018, 09:08:06 AM
Presentations that start like this:

"Good morning everyone."
"Good morning."
"You can do better than that. I said GOOD MORNING!"

Fuck you. Get on with the show.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SodaJerk on June 20, 2018, 09:45:48 AM
Presentations that start like this:

"Good morning everyone."
"Good morning."
"You can do better than that. I said GOOD MORNING!"

Fuck you. Get on with the show.
Uhhh, those people are literally Hitler
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SneakySecrets on June 20, 2018, 10:57:01 AM
-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned.  Example:  “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.

 It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.

-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.

-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance.  For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”

-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math.  For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”

-  When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something.  “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right?  So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right?  So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”

Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on June 20, 2018, 11:18:30 AM
i resemble said post^
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on June 20, 2018, 11:25:19 AM
-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned.  Example:  “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.

 It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.

-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.

-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance.  For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”

-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math.  For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”

-  When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something.  “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right?  So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right?  So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”
Wherever you are, you need to leave.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: poorlatino on June 20, 2018, 12:12:46 PM
-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned.  Example:  “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.

 It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.

-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.

-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance.  For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”

-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math.  For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”

-  When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something.  “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right?  So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right?  So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”

Douchebag
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: butterballs for jerry on June 20, 2018, 12:18:53 PM
Micromanagement, especially by people who don't outrank you.

Roommates not doing their fucking dishes

Customers making stupid shitty jokes you have to smile at, especially in a rush situation. I'm transitioning to just responding "yeah..." and just moving on.

People haggling over fixed prices. I fucking hate hagglers
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Skate_lurker_Rob on June 20, 2018, 02:12:03 PM
Micromanagement, especially by people who don't outrank you.

Roommates not doing their fucking dishes

Customers making stupid shitty jokes you have to smile at, especially in a rush situation. I'm transitioning to just responding "yeah..." and just moving on.

People haggling over fixed prices. I fucking hate hagglers
definitely backing this list
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on June 20, 2018, 02:18:47 PM
i hate hagglers the worst even though i've been known to go to skateshop w/ X amount of dollars and see if they can't finagel a bagel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIhyVRuIbNM
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: calvinsdream on June 20, 2018, 03:13:21 PM
-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned.  Example:  “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.

 It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.

-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.

-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance.  For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”

-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math.  For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”

-  When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something.  “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right?  So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right?  So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”

boo hoo
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: SneakySecrets on June 20, 2018, 03:40:16 PM
-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned.  Example:  “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.

 It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.

-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.

-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance.  For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”

-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math.  For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”

-  When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something.  “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right?  So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right?  So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”

boo hoo

Isn’t that the point of the thread? 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on June 20, 2018, 04:05:50 PM
-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned.  Example:  “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.

 It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.

-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.

-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance.  For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”

-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math.  For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”

-  When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something.  “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right?  So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right?  So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”

boo hoo

Isn’t that the point of the thread? 

I back everything on this list.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Joust Ostrich on June 20, 2018, 04:22:06 PM
I'll sneak in a super fast, "i dunno, wasn't there", to that kind of rhetorical "right?".
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on June 20, 2018, 04:28:01 PM
I also don't like "per usual" or "per so-and-so's request".

I don't care if it's correct, the only people who talk like that are people trying to sound smart. 
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: RCB3 on June 20, 2018, 04:30:16 PM
People on planes and airports have endless things that drive me crazy, but one that happens frequently that pisses me off so much is when the plane lands and finally comes to a stop, someone immediately stands up, gets their bag, and then walks up towards the fronts. Bitch, we go aisle by aisle and you're not better than everyone else.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Bumpovertrash on June 20, 2018, 09:34:17 PM
my pet peeve is people bitching about nothing
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Adam Abbas on June 20, 2018, 10:16:43 PM
-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned.  Example:  “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.

 It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.

-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.

-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance.  For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”

-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math.  For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”

-  When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something.  “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right?  So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right?  So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”

boo hoo

Isn’t that the point of the thread? 

I back everything on this list.

Me too, I also cringe at jargon and unnecessary phrases. I give it more of a pass if it's conversational and isn't used too much, but still. I think I even mentioned it before, but I can't stand the countless, pointless "that said" phrases either.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Jollyoli on June 21, 2018, 03:42:39 AM
Having to do the donkey work on projects where the higher ups keep adding "nice to haves" then having to present their stupid off brief ideas to their management and being told to cut all those "nice to haves" that have taken longer to implement than anything else. Very specific but it just happened >:(
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bawtawdinfinity on June 21, 2018, 01:57:48 PM
Natural mint choco chip ice cream. If it not green with artificial mint you can fuck right off. Fuckin dicks always ruin shit.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on June 21, 2018, 02:02:30 PM
Mint chocolate chip ice cream is trash and I'm not convinced that anyone actually likes it. I think people think it's some type of sophisticated ice cream flavor and that's why they order it.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: bawtawdinfinity on June 21, 2018, 02:06:36 PM
Fuck you dude its the best one. It is only for smart people though.

Neapolitan is for retards.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on June 21, 2018, 02:08:09 PM
Mint chocolate chip ice cream is trash and I'm not convinced that anyone actually likes it. I think people think it's some type of sophisticated ice cream flavor and that's why they order it.
You're clearly not refined enough for it, you fucking philistine.

JK but honestly I almost think of it as more of a little kid flavor. I've loved mint chip since I first tasted it as maybe a 5 year old. It's definitely not sophisticated.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on June 21, 2018, 02:13:53 PM
My fav is blood orange cardamom in gluten free stevia cone
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: calvinsdream on June 21, 2018, 02:24:22 PM
-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned.  Example:  “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.

 It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.

-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.

-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance.  For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”

-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math.  For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”

-  When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something.  “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right?  So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right?  So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”

boo hoo

Isn’t that the point of the thread? 
my pet peeve is people bitching about nothing
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on June 21, 2018, 04:23:45 PM
even better is peppermint ice cream
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on June 21, 2018, 04:24:53 PM
but im spoiled with this place here called sweet republic .. im sure you all got a similar place in your town
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: RCB3 on June 21, 2018, 05:01:51 PM
Mint chocolate chip ice cream is trash and I'm not convinced that anyone actually likes it. I think people think it's some type of sophisticated ice cream flavor and that's why they order it.
You're clearly not refined enough for it, you fucking philistine.

JK but honestly I almost think of it as more of a little kid flavor. I've loved mint chip since I first tasted it as maybe a 5 year old. It's definitely not sophisticated.

Damn, I'm right there with you and have been chastised with exaggerated gasps that I don't think it's "the best flavor ever!" Ducks fly together.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on July 17, 2018, 03:21:48 PM
when ppl are using their voice text in public and say “period” .. you sound fucking retarded and no one wants to listen to what you are texting
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: active_shooter on July 24, 2018, 05:01:54 AM
The term "pet peeve" is really annoying to me; so that's why I refer to these things as "getting on my main nervers." If you're going to use a stupid sounding term, then let's really go for it.
Now, with skating: the high water/high waisted pants, t-shirt tucked in thing. You're intentionally trying to look the thing you don't like? An old white dude? Mmkay. The thing is, skaters are so influential in terms of whats popping concerning style and trends that soon everyone will be featuring this look.
At work: the "office lady" who thinks it's cool to be overly loud, to yell peoples names across the hall while she remains at her desk, to come in on Fridays and blast Pop Country from her shitty struggling computer speakers like we all want to hear that, (Jesus, pop country; no other music can drive me to open an artery like pop country) I'm talking to an engineer at work about a valve design and she comes in and sits down in the office instead of waiting for us to finish. Who does this? You can always tell where she is anywhere in the building because she has this really cool habit of breathing/sighing excessively loud whenever something isn't going right; copy machine not printing properly? Super loud sighing met with eternal exasperation. Coffee not ready? Excessive loud ass breathing, again. And if all that wasn't enough, she sounds like a damn mini horse when she walks anywhere.
In day to day: slow drivers in the left hand lane. Slow drivers merging onto freeways. 35 mph entering a freeway? You're about to cause a tremendous accident. One that I'll probably be involved in because I managed to be behind you. Thanks. Why don't you just stay on the feeder? What are you looking at on your phone that is causing you to slowly creep over into my lane while I'm right there? And more than anything, you honk at these people and they flip YOU off because they have such privilege and entitlement and should be allowed to play on their phones while operating an automobile.
At fast food restaurants, how do you not have your shit together and know what you want when it's your turn to order? At Panda Express these dirty ass broads got passed 3 times because they were taking up too much time trying to decide what they wanted. My God.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: hmmmokay on July 24, 2018, 08:43:23 AM
In day to day: slow drivers in the left hand lane. Slow drivers merging onto freeways. 35 mph entering a freeway? You're about to cause a tremendous accident. One that I'll probably be involved in because I managed to be behind you. Thanks. Why don't you just stay on the feeder? What are you looking at on your phone that is causing you to slowly creep over into my lane while I'm right there? And more than anything, you honk at these people and they flip YOU off because they have such privilege and entitlement and should be allowed to play on their phones while operating an automobile.

right! but on the flip side of that kind of, people that tailgate you when you're already going 5-10mph over the speed limit, drives me insane. lately it feels like everyone is in such a rush, for no reason, on the road.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: active_shooter on July 24, 2018, 09:39:47 AM
In day to day: slow drivers in the left hand lane. Slow drivers merging onto freeways. 35 mph entering a freeway? You're about to cause a tremendous accident. One that I'll probably be involved in because I managed to be behind you. Thanks. Why don't you just stay on the feeder? What are you looking at on your phone that is causing you to slowly creep over into my lane while I'm right there? And more than anything, you honk at these people and they flip YOU off because they have such privilege and entitlement and should be allowed to play on their phones while operating an automobile.

right! but on the flip side of that kind of, people that tailgate you when you're already going 5-10mph over the speed limit, drives me insane. lately it feels like everyone is in such a rush, for no reason, on the road.

Seriously! Now, another thing, if the speed limit is 65, and I'm in the left lane going maybe 77 or some shit, plenty fast enough, right, and here comes some doosh going about 83? Use that precious little extra speed to carry your ass right on around me and into the next universe and beyond, don't tailgate me, and especially for fucks sake don't flash your high beams. I'll never move over then.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on July 24, 2018, 09:56:20 AM
You should only be in the left lane if you are the fastest guy on the road. The second someone’s coming up behind you faster, get the fuck over.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on August 28, 2018, 04:39:31 PM
people that speak or text in military time

chicks that wear super long basketball shorts (you look lesbian)
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on August 29, 2018, 07:27:33 AM
You should only be in the left lane if you are the fastest guy on the road. The second someone’s coming up behind you faster, get the fuck over.

this. and if you're going to pass someone, don't take two miles to do it. smash the gas and get back over because im trying to be the fastest guy on the road and you're in my way.

lately whats been pissing me off is old dudes saying "rock and roll is dead" or "there hasn't been good music since i was a kid". there is tons of good music being made right now and its easier to find and listen to than ever.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on August 29, 2018, 08:53:51 AM
people that speak or text in military time


It's a 24 hour clock, and it's way more practical than the 12 hour clock.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: MintySandwhich on August 29, 2018, 09:53:50 AM
this

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Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on August 29, 2018, 10:36:25 AM
people that speak or text in military time


It's a 24 hour clock, and it's way more practical than the 12 hour clock.

do you say “copy that” too
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: ChuckRamone on August 29, 2018, 10:41:28 AM
You should only be in the left lane if you are the fastest guy on the road. The second someone’s coming up behind you faster, get the fuck over.

this. and if you're going to pass someone, don't take two miles to do it. smash the gas and get back over because im trying to be the fastest guy on the road and you're in my way.

lately whats been pissing me off is old dudes saying "rock and roll is dead" or "there hasn't been good music since i was a kid". there is tons of good music being made right now and its easier to find and listen to than ever.

I almost posted a driving list here but didn’t. since the ball is rolling. people who:
-merge onto the freeway about 20 mph below freeway speed
-are obviously doing something on their phone and drive all slow and erratically
-walk down the middle of the parking lot really fucking slowly and don’t move when a car is coming; you just drove here too - move to the side
-tailgate on the freeway when you’re in the middle or right lane and going at or even above the speed limit
-and a bunch more I’ll spare you guys
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: calvinsdream on August 29, 2018, 10:41:52 AM
You should only be in the left lane if you are the fastest guy on the road. The second someone’s coming up behind you faster, get the fuck over.

this. and if you're going to pass someone, don't take two miles to do it. smash the gas and get back over because im trying to be the fastest guy on the road and you're in my way.

lately whats been pissing me off is old dudes saying "rock and roll is dead" or "there hasn't been good music since i was a kid". there is tons of good music being made right now and its easier to find and listen to than ever.

Same, except it's older hip hop fans bitching and moaning constantly about "mumble rappers" and "bars and lyricism". Just admit you haven't listened to anything new since you were in high school
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on August 29, 2018, 10:50:18 AM
You should only be in the left lane if you are the fastest guy on the road. The second someone’s coming up behind you faster, get the fuck over.

this. and if you're going to pass someone, don't take two miles to do it. smash the gas and get back over because im trying to be the fastest guy on the road and you're in my way.

lately whats been pissing me off is old dudes saying "rock and roll is dead" or "there hasn't been good music since i was a kid". there is tons of good music being made right now and its easier to find and listen to than ever.

Same, except it's older hip hop fans bitching and moaning constantly about "mumble rappers" and "bars and lyricism". Just admit you haven't listened to anything new since you were in high school

yep, same thing applies. pick any era and im sure there was just as many garbage artists back then as there are now. same can be said about good ones. it all boils down to how active of a listener you are.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on August 29, 2018, 01:58:58 PM
people that speak or text in military time


It's a 24 hour clock, and it's way more practical than the 12 hour clock.

do you say “copy that” too
Yes, because fire fighting.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on August 29, 2018, 02:05:59 PM
Ill call Denny’s and make a reservation for oh nine hundred on Veterans Day.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: Baron Samedi on August 29, 2018, 02:06:07 PM
people that speak or text in military time


It's a 24 hour clock, and it's way more practical than the 12 hour clock.

do you say “copy that” too
Yes, because fire fighting.
errrrogeroger
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on August 30, 2018, 02:01:41 PM
people that speak or text in military time


It's a 24 hour clock, and it's way more practical than the 12 hour clock.

do you say “copy that” too
Yes, because fire fighting.
errrrogeroger
My pet peeve is people saying roger on the radio.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on August 30, 2018, 02:04:11 PM
people that speak or text in military time


It's a 24 hour clock, and it's way more practical than the 12 hour clock.

do you say “copy that” too
Yes, because fire fighting.
errrrogeroger
My pet peeve is people saying roger on the radio.

you would have a cb
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on August 30, 2018, 02:08:10 PM
I don't have a cb.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on August 30, 2018, 02:36:37 PM
But you would
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: brycickle on August 30, 2018, 06:23:57 PM
Negative.
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: straight on September 18, 2018, 11:17:58 AM
the glass salesman at the car wash
Title: Re: Pet Peeves
Post by: JB on September 19, 2018, 02:53:12 PM
any use of the term "adulting"