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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: four eyes on March 24, 2009, 03:04:02 PM

Title: Seriously?
Post by: four eyes on March 24, 2009, 03:04:02 PM
Does Gravis really expect skaters to buy into hipster footwear just because Dylan's feet are attached to them? WTF?!

(http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss86/foureyes667/hipster_shoes.jpg)
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Post by: CigaretteBeer on March 24, 2009, 03:05:55 PM
Take this topic to the imaginary shoe section
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Post by: Binomial Nomenclature on March 24, 2009, 03:12:00 PM
From City park straight to HQ night club.
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Post by: wuust on March 24, 2009, 03:14:06 PM
seriously,i'd buy them to go to work! finally someone is thinking outside the box.
don't get me wrong, i love black/white shoes as much as the next guy.
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Post by: Pete on March 24, 2009, 03:16:02 PM
these fucking ill for writing poetry in
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Post by: Fongstarr. on March 24, 2009, 03:18:53 PM
Considering how the economy is bad and everyone is penny pinching.....no one is going to buy these things. This just seems like such a dumb thing to create......
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Post by: ruiner2 on March 24, 2009, 03:26:36 PM
i feel like gravis is just crazy enough to work.
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Post by: I like to party! on March 24, 2009, 05:50:09 PM
i told u it looked like a leather sock :) and who knows they might be the next era's
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Post by: tough omelette on March 24, 2009, 05:56:03 PM
who are the five best rappers of all time?
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Post by: Buffins. on March 24, 2009, 06:01:10 PM
who are the five best rappers of all time?

This is a thread I can get behind. MF DOOM would have to be on mine. the GZA too.
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Post by: tough omelette on March 24, 2009, 06:03:04 PM
is it true that he just goes by DOOM now?
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Post by: gerg2234 on March 24, 2009, 06:48:55 PM
who are the five best rappers of all time?

dylan
dylan
dylan
dylan
and dylan
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Post by: brooklyn brawler on March 24, 2009, 07:18:28 PM
I will buy anything Gravis as long as it's on that hot chick.
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Post by: THAT PUNTA on March 24, 2009, 07:25:50 PM
who are the five best rappers of all time?

dylan
dylan
dylan
dylan
and dylan

cuz i spit hot FIRAAAA!
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Post by: 5inchDick on March 24, 2009, 07:26:38 PM
GRAVIS SUCKED WHEN THEY FIRST TRIED TO GET INTO SKATEBOARDING AND THEY SUCK EVEN MORE NOW THAT THEY ARE ON THE HIPSTER DICK WAGON ..

FUCKING HIPSTER FAGS SHOULD ALL GET KILLED BY A ARMY LED BY DANNY RENAUD & SHEFFEY
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Post by: lamfordie on March 24, 2009, 07:52:23 PM
(http://www.shakejunt.com/content/posts/l-dd6084544cb346d9ada107ef8daa8b1d.jpg)
ohh my god, you have gotta be kidding me  ??? ??? :o
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 24, 2009, 07:53:15 PM
5inchdick is the funniest person here.
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Post by: Dr. Newton 2.0 on March 24, 2009, 09:09:58 PM
What the fuck is he doing in that ad? He has a skateboard, he is on a street corner/ at a skate spot, and he is writing what looks to be a book of some type, with a Sharpie. And those shoes look like some Crocodile Dundee type shit.
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 24, 2009, 11:04:12 PM
What do they look like when they aren't all old and faded? If they are new, it proves my point of how retarded hipsters buy expensive shit to make them look broke.
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Post by: Dr. Watson 3.0 on March 24, 2009, 11:11:57 PM
What do they look like when they aren't all old and faded? If they are new, it proves my point of how retarded hipsters buy expensive shit to make them look broke.
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Post by: Fongstarr. on March 25, 2009, 01:50:29 PM
^^^^^I heard dude had a stunt double posing as him too.

I hate Doom....but then there really is no good rapper/MC like their used to. I heard Ghost at Tampa Pro had his white homies spit verses for him. So weak.....
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Post by: kamltoe on March 25, 2009, 01:55:27 PM
yeah, but raekwon killed it. like for real. killed it.

k
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Post by: stevedave on March 25, 2009, 02:01:09 PM
hipster doesnt even begin to describe this kind of wack shit


and also, MF doom used to be one of my favorite rappers, but then he decided not to show up to his show that i flew to san francisco for. i didnt realize how much shit like that can affect what you listen to.

which show, cause I saw him here in SF???  and you have to have the most negative rep.... -1186?  Who'd you piss off???
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Post by: crunk juice on March 25, 2009, 02:07:00 PM
everything about gravis reeks of corporate kookery.  no way the dudes that run this skate. 
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Post by: reginald on March 25, 2009, 02:36:40 PM
id rather buy those instead of some serious hipster brand ... i dont even like to wear skate shoes when im not skating. im too old i guess ...
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Post by: FredGnarly? on March 25, 2009, 06:04:43 PM
I will buy anything Gravis as long as it's on that hot chick.
true dat
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Post by: Wood Pusher on March 25, 2009, 06:06:58 PM
everything about gravis reeks of corporate kookery.  no way the dudes that run this skate. 
Dylan and Arto do alot of the designs apparently.
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Post by: crest on March 25, 2009, 07:04:38 PM
I will buy anything Gravis as long as it's on that hot chick.
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Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on March 26, 2009, 07:22:56 AM
I went to a Gravis demo. it sucked a lot. Dylan just sat around tossing his hair while people who weren't even on Gravis did the majority of the shredding. I kind of want to kick Dylan in the nuts.
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Post by: kamltoe on March 26, 2009, 07:35:53 AM
I went to a Gravis demo. it sucked a lot. Dylan just sat around tossing his hair while people who weren't even on Gravis did the majority of the shredding. I kind of want to kick Dylan in the nuts.

that is awesome. and you should have...

...and got someone to film it.

k
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Post by: ige on March 26, 2009, 08:54:10 AM
I'd buy those.
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Post by: beeda weeda on March 26, 2009, 09:12:31 AM
I would not buy those. I think Dylan is a rad skater, and one of the best hipster skaters out there. Usually when a dude goes hipster that means that they are going to slack hard in the footage dept.
how can he take himself seriosuly wearing that paperboy hat.
I can't wait until this sumemr when I see some stupid teens wearing goofy hats like that at skateparks and spots and in various footage.

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Post by: istayhigh on March 26, 2009, 11:42:17 AM
i would wear them.
but i wouldn't buy them.
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Post by: The Bullet on March 26, 2009, 01:26:24 PM
well, maybe I'd wear those, but not for skating.

My wife bought me a few non skating shoes that kinda looked like that for christmas, and I was a little hesitant about them at first, but she raised a valid point.  I'm 28, and work in an office.  Maybe it's time to not wear skate shoes 24/7.   


So for skating, I'd never wear those, but for everyday use...maybe if someone else bought them for me.
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Post by: Wood Pusher on March 26, 2009, 01:33:24 PM
I went to a Gravis demo. it sucked a lot. Dylan just sat around tossing his hair while people who weren't even on Gravis did the majority of the shredding. I kind of want to kick Dylan in the nuts.
Hipster/skateboarders are the biggest assholes and are so fucking arrogant.
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Post by: oyolar on March 26, 2009, 02:29:42 PM
well, maybe I'd wear those, but not for skating.

My wife bought me a few non skating shoes that kinda looked like that for christmas, and I was a little hesitant about them at first, but she raised a valid point.  I'm 28, and work in an office.  Maybe it's time to not wear skate shoes 24/7.   


So for skating, I'd never wear those, but for everyday use...maybe if someone else bought them for me.

i'd wear them in black leather. i don't work in an office, seeing as how i'm in college, but a nice pair of dress shoes is always needed. and if i can put some money in dylan's pocket-sure, why not?
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Post by: wuust on March 27, 2009, 01:48:12 AM
I went to a Gravis demo. it sucked a lot. Dylan just sat around tossing his hair while people who weren't even on Gravis did the majority of the shredding. I kind of want to kick Dylan in the nuts.
saw him at an analog demo, dude was ripping the miniramp and the vert padless, in his dressing shoes.
dude's style is on top!