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Title: you laugh you lose
Post by: gentle. on April 19, 2009, 11:52:27 PM
start thread.

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: CigaretteBeer on April 19, 2009, 11:55:14 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: starvingrobot on April 19, 2009, 11:57:45 PM
I knew for sure that professor duck was gonna pop up in this bitch.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: starvingrobot on April 20, 2009, 12:01:56 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: frisco on April 20, 2009, 12:04:43 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Doctor Newton on April 20, 2009, 12:22:05 AM
I hope you know what you unleashed upon SLAP by making this thread.  That being said I submit to you:

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: spungo on April 20, 2009, 12:25:38 AM
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way too fucking awesome.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Doctor Newton on April 20, 2009, 12:40:53 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: I like to party! on April 20, 2009, 12:50:17 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Doctor Newton on April 20, 2009, 12:53:54 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: gentle. on April 20, 2009, 12:59:22 AM
lets not spam here dudes

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: starvingrobot on April 20, 2009, 01:05:45 AM
Newton, you're fuckin' killin this thread. Haha.

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: spungo on April 20, 2009, 01:27:08 AM
that one of the old lady getting socked is awesome.  Someone made a .gif of that for me, but I never used it.  I should search for it.. I think the thread was called .gif request.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Hola on April 20, 2009, 02:17:41 AM
haha i laughed at every single thing in this thread so far.   :P

edit:
bastards fucked up my post
so ill post this instead
<img src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/042009/1239960399_kick-in-a-bar.gif">
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Jack on April 20, 2009, 05:11:13 AM

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I would've straight up won this thread if it wasn't for this one.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Watson on April 20, 2009, 07:24:43 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: frisco on April 20, 2009, 10:52:49 AM
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This wins the thread, I laughed so damn hard
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: angryfacedman on April 20, 2009, 11:02:18 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Upgrayedd on April 20, 2009, 11:25:26 AM
at first i was  >:( but then i  ;D
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: ccc333 on April 20, 2009, 11:59:20 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Tko788 on April 20, 2009, 12:08:51 PM
this thread is THE best. hands down.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: papasmurfsdog on April 20, 2009, 01:25:20 PM
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This wins the thread, I laughed so damn hard
Yea that one made my day. I was so tired and pissed off before I stumbled upon this thread.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: oldeath on April 20, 2009, 01:32:17 PM
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DAMN!!!
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: max power on April 20, 2009, 02:25:44 PM
wuts dat?
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: starvingrobot on April 20, 2009, 03:15:21 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Doctor Newton on April 20, 2009, 03:44:29 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Doctor Newton on April 20, 2009, 04:25:39 PM
SLAP -> if this page is becoming too annoying to load because of the file sizes of the gifs lemme know and I'll take some shit out.

This is a gif, it just goes through slow.  Please be patient and enjoy  ;)
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: papasmurfsdog on April 20, 2009, 05:23:35 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: busey on April 20, 2009, 05:25:54 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Corby Tender on April 20, 2009, 05:29:12 PM
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This one made me lose.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Watson on April 20, 2009, 05:42:53 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Tko788 on April 20, 2009, 08:03:12 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: SFblah on April 20, 2009, 10:10:28 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Doctor Newton on April 20, 2009, 10:44:29 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: starvingrobot on April 21, 2009, 12:44:08 PM
HOLY SHIT!!!
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Pug Life on April 22, 2009, 06:34:16 AM

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This is pretty terrifying.  It's possible that this image will haunt my dreams and/or future birthday celebrations.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: SleepyPeePee on April 22, 2009, 02:26:36 PM
this is the ultimate thread...

i love it..

PS. i lost a bunch already
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: poocrusher on April 22, 2009, 03:48:21 PM
Some old ones, but good ones.

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: ice nine on April 22, 2009, 03:51:02 PM

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i dont get it? her aunt and uncle are fans of incest and have ugly kids as a result?
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Livin The Psychedelic Lif on April 22, 2009, 06:07:00 PM
toooooo good.....
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: gentle. on April 22, 2009, 07:44:43 PM
I'm a fat fuck but somehow i still get chicks?
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: kilgore. on April 22, 2009, 07:46:53 PM
I'm a fat fuck but somehow i still get chicks?
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i lost this game almost a year ago....
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: BabyKillaSeason on April 23, 2009, 12:00:34 AM
doctor newton is killing it and i lost the game already.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Doctor Newton on April 23, 2009, 12:02:11 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Doctor Newton on April 23, 2009, 12:12:09 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: tonycoxhox on April 23, 2009, 12:21:38 AM
try not to laugh at THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_cOSyBS5bg&feature=channel_page
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: busey on April 23, 2009, 07:31:39 AM

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: BabyKillaSeason on April 23, 2009, 08:49:57 AM
i'm totally that dude hanging out in the commons area looking at his computer laughing by himself.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Doctor Newton on April 24, 2009, 12:12:59 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Doctor Newton on April 24, 2009, 12:32:39 AM
Enter Sandman with lolcats - http://imagechan.com/images/af20907621cbf76cee7547ec0d37e676.jpg

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Battle on April 24, 2009, 01:28:23 AM
http://www.wimp.com/lovablekitty/ (http://www.wimp.com/lovablekitty/)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: CaptainMorganFreeman on April 24, 2009, 01:39:03 AM
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what a fat faggot.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: angryfacedman on April 24, 2009, 06:04:11 AM
http://www.wimp.com/lovablekitty/ (http://www.wimp.com/lovablekitty/)
That cat rules!
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: anblue on April 24, 2009, 06:56:45 AM
i'm totally that dude hanging out in the commons area looking at his computer laughing by himself.
same here i just lost it while everyone had to be quiet and make excel spread sheets
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Choad Muskrat on April 24, 2009, 08:06:19 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: 7777777 on April 24, 2009, 09:43:42 AM
a buddy sent me this

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: lenny on April 24, 2009, 10:06:48 AM


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this one is so good!
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Doctor Newton on April 24, 2009, 10:10:31 AM
Holy fuck.  Dunecat and homeboy chillin on the coaster got me.

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Read this story, not mine but hilarious:

When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shit to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn't aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days.

Let me set the scene. Her parents are away. We have her house to ourselves. She was always a little kinky so she demands we do it in her parents bed.

I walk in to a candle holocaust. She's been working on this all day apparently, and its as bright as high noon in there with the lights off. Which is good, because she proceeds to do a sweet, sexy little dance for me. At 16, she was AMAZING. For those of you who never experienced a female at that age, I pity the fool.

Now I'm sitting on the bed, watching this dance. I smile and tell her how good she looks. Unfortunately, most of my attention is focused on the dull throbbing from my sphincter and the large amount of intestinal discomfort associated with not dropping duce in days. But somehow I still get hard and we go to town.

She starts out on top, then we switch. I bend her over the bed, and I even smack her ass (a ballsy move at the time, but she loved it). Due to my built up distraction, I last for what seems like FOREVER. She can't stop moaning and telling me how good it feels, and then she says what every man wants to hear "I want to make you go in my mouth." I **** love women.

So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my **** out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it.

She stuck her finger up my ass.

My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.

I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shit, all over her parents comforter.

No, you aren't understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest shit and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me.

And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.

I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW" but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits.

I would like to say I got up to go after her. But I heard the bathroom door shut and I just lied there. The smell hit me after a few seconds. It smelled like someone rolled a cat in shit and threw it into a tire fire. I looked down and saw, to date, the largest bowel movement I've ever heard of laying on the bed. Then I noticed the blood, and when I did, I noticed the pain.

Apparently the fact that it was so large caused it to rip my ass a little bit (thought I was bleeding from the inside. This little doctors trip the next day is what taught me of my condition). There was a small pool of blood where my ass had been. A final reminder of the exact place and moment I lost my virginity. I will treasure this memory for all my days.

I grab my shit with my hands and go to the downstairs bathroom. I throw around 1/3 into the toilet and flush, fearing any more will clog it and only add to my already significant woes.

I stand there, holding 2/3's of my biggest shit of all time, feeling a trickle of blood flow down my leg, trying to ignore the sharp pain stabbing my rectum. I find myself wishing I had a photo of this.

Anyway, I finish flushing my baby, clean off my hands, jam toilet paper between my cheeks (I skipped the bandaid) and went upstairs. I could hear my girlfriend sobbing from behind the bathroom door. I decided not to say anything to her and just keep moving. The smell in her parents room was abysmal. Its like when you take a shit and walk out of the bathroom you think "hey not so bad today," but then you walk back in to grab your magazine and go "HOLY SHIT!". It was one of those moments.

The scene is burned behind my eyelids for all time. My life. My shame. My very first time smelled like a pile of dead babies. I quickly got dressed since the heat from ten thousand candles was making the room feel more like a port-a-potty. I was aware enough to grab the comforter on my way out and drag it downstairs to their washer. Also the top and bottom sheets since the blood had leaked on through all the way to mattress. Still no sign of the GF but at this point I considered it a blessing.

I jammed in the washer with 3 loads worth of detergent and set it on spin, knowing that not even the hand of God would save these linens, let alone Tide and Snuggles.

Then I left. I avoided my GF's calls for days until she came to my house. We had a long talk about what happened. Talk being synonymous with "breaking up with me because I shit on her". And it was all over. She promised not to tell a soul and I don't THINK she ever did. She was probably as ashamed as I was about the whole deed. But I will always this happening as the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me.



One of many Tucker Max stories:

I hadn't realized how supremely shit-housed I was until we stumbled into our room at the Embassy Suites. You ever been so drunk you forgot that you have to shit until the last minute? Well I was at that stage. I nearly had my pants completely off when SlingBlade snaked past me and got into the toilet first. Fine, I go get out of my bar clothes and change into a t-shirt and pink Gap boxers to sleep in. I wait patiently for about three minutes, then I start pounding on the door, screaming at him that I am going to shit on his bed if he doesn't get out of there.

A short time later he opens the door laughing his ass off, and says, "That was perhaps the most prodigious shit ever. I just put that toilet into therapy."

I take a gander into the bathroom. It looks like Revelations. The toilet is overflowing, brown shit water is spilling out all over the bathroom floor, and the tank is making demonic gurgling noises.

THE MOTHERFUCKER CLOGGED UP A HOTEL TOILET!

Hotel toilets are industrial size; they are designed to be able to accommodate repeated elephant-sized shits, and their ram-jet engine flushes generate enough force to suck down a human infant, yet skinny ass 170-pound SlingBlade completely killed ours.

I nearly panic. I let loose a flurry of unintelligible curse words at SlingBlade, punctuated by a "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!," and knock over the lamp in my dash out of the room. The turtle is sticking his head out, and he is coming whether I am on a toilet or not.

I figure that there must be a bathroom somewhere in the lobby, so I shoot down the hall and hop in the elevator. Once in the lobby I can't seem to spot a bathroom anywhere. So, I head around the corner to the front desk, which doesn't face the lobby. It's about 4am, and no one is at the desk. I furiously hit the bell for at least a minute--CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG --until some poor lady comes out with sleep lines all over her face and tells me that the bathroom in the corner of the lobby.

It is hard to describe, so let me give you an aerial picture of what the lobby looks like:

(http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/images/EmbassyMap.gif)

I turn the corner from the front desk into the lobby and realize I don't know which side of the triangular lobby she is talking about. I don't have time to go back and ask her, and I see a white door at the end of the left-hand side, so I quickly waddle towards it. Why am I waddling? Because I have to physically hold my butt cheeks together to prevent myself from crapping all over my pink Gap boxers. I am literally pressing my ass cheeks together with my hands. One of the prouder moments of my life.

I nearly bust the door off it's hinges as I plow through it. I hear a loud, "AYYYY!!," that almost literally scares the shit out of me. I jump back to see that this is a janitor's closet, complete with a small Mexican lady janitor. I momentarily contemplate taking a dump in the janitors bucket, but decide against that, mainly because of the presence of said female janitor.

I try to be as diplomatic as possible, considering that I am about to crap my pants:

Tucker "WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?"
Janitor "No, no se habla Ingles."
Tucker "WHAT?!? Huh, uh...DONDE ESTA FUCKING BANO?"
Janitor "AYA, AYA!"

She points across the lobby. About 60 yards from where I am standing, at the complete other end of the lobby, there is a set of doors that have a large "Restroom" sign over them. Right where the front desk lady said it would be, except on the opposite side of the lobby.

I have about half a second to make a crucial decision: I can either sprint and hope I make it there before I shit in my boxers, or I can stick my thumb up into my ass and shuffle the 60 yards to lavatory freedom. The decision is simple: I break into a full-on dead-ass sprint.

I am a decent athlete, I played football, baseball and basketball in high school, and I stay in good shape. I have run from cops before, I have run from guard dogs, from a legitimate drive-by shooting once while in Kentucky, but I don't think I have ever run that fast in my life. Nothing motivates like the prospect of being covered in human excrement.

Unfortunately, I was not fast enough. It went something like this:

-20 yards into the run I feel my boxers start to sag.
-30 yards into the run, about halfway, I feel my ass crack and legs get noticeably wet.
-40 yards into the run, my boxers have slid down to mid thigh. I am struggling to keep it together.
-50 yards into the run, I can feel wetness all over me and little specs of something hitting the back of my head and ears.

By the time I get to the bathroom door, the end of the 60 yards, I have completely lost it.

I am shitting myself. Full on crapping in my pink Gap boxers.

I step out of my boxers as I crash through the door. Shit is puddled in the seat. I blindly hurl them away from me, and nearly break the door to the first stall. I plop down on the seat and immediately slide off, because my ass is covered in slimy, runny feces. All the while, my butt hole is spouting forth waste. I finally get situated on the toilet and lose perhaps 20 pounds in the next 2 minutes.

During a short respite in my nearly superhuman flow of crap, I notice that the toilet is almost completely full of shit, so I flush. Predictably, the toilet overflows. Great. I move to the next stall, and continue my little adventure, except this time I courtesy flush every few seconds.

By the time I finish, I am physically exhausted, completely dehydrated, and my eyes are tearing up from shitting so hard. I laugh at the inadequacy of toilet paper to clean my body. I take my shirt off and see that the back of it is completely covered in little specks of shit that my heels kicked up from the diarrhea that ran down my legs as I ran. I throw the shirt in the trash, and then see the mirror. My pink Gap boxers are crumpled in a ball on the sink, with a thick black streak leading from the top of the mirror down to them. This is their final resting place.

Completely naked and covered in my own poop, I chuckle, because at this point if I don't laugh I have to cry. As I open the bathroom door to the lobby, I think to myself, "Who else on earth could be having a worse night than me?"

My question is immediately answered.

I see a trail of shit, starting very wide at my feet, getting progressively smaller until it apexes at the chunky white shoes of none other than the small Mexican lady janitor.

Her eyes met mine. We may have been separated by numerous religious, language and socioeconomic barriers, but the "What the fuck just happened?" expression on her face crossed all boundaries.

Now really--picture this scene: I am butt-ass naked, crap plastered all over my ass, legs, back and head, standing about 20 yards away from a Mexican maid, with a trail of black liquid shit leading from her directly to me. What would you do? I wasn't sure. I don't think there is any defined etiquette for this situation.

I shrug my shoulders, say, "Uhh, sorry. I mean, uh--lo siento. Good night. Buenos noche--or whatever," and calmly walk to the elevator.

From the glass window in the elevator, I can see her sobbing. The rest of the lobby tells me why: Not only had my legs kicked shit up on the back of my ears and head, they had sprayed little specs of poop all over EVERYTHING. The couches, the walls, everywhere.

Come to think of it, she wasn't sobbing. I believe "hysterical crying" would be a better descriptive term. Oh well, someone has to clean up my messes, and it sure as shit isn't going to be me.

When I get back to the room, SlingBlade is already in bed. He rolls over, takes one look at me and, never one for sympathy, begins laughing uncontrollably. He literally has to stop laughing because he strains his abdominal muscle. It takes him five whole minutes before he can get the words out,

SlingBlade "Where--where the fuck are your pants?"
Tucker "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. This is all your fault, Mr. Rhino Dump. If you hadn't had that miscarriage in our toilet I wouldn't be COVERED IN SHIT!"

He couldn"t stop laughing long enough to respond. I took what remained of my dignity and got in the shower. As I was cleaning the poop off my back, I could hear him yell out:

"This is clear proof that there is a God, and he is just!"
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Pug Life on April 24, 2009, 12:54:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPENzKOmOl0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hklRvF98qHA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAn2UFXSsgw

Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: tough omelette on April 24, 2009, 01:55:11 PM
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/23/m_bbf3ef63cd4e4d0ea2e9e6f280ca3bc3.jpg)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Lurkenstock on April 24, 2009, 02:10:30 PM
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff51/yourtasteofdeath/1207543669303ui0.gif)

This is the best one so far.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 25, 2009, 02:51:53 AM
Stripper in front of family picture reminds me of something I saw today. In burger king, pimp with 3 hideous hoes getting into an argument. They get crazy and start telling him they are gonna buy him a drink (which is ass backwards in pimping world) and laughing at them. He shoos them out the door then walks up to a large family who look dissapointed in him. I assumed the blatant pimping in front of their kids was horrifying them. Then the pimp turns to the family, and I swear to god, looks at the woman and says "I'm sorry mama." She replies "You get back there and straighten this out before you start losing money." Seeing a pimp altercation is usually amazing, but that was legendary. Don't know if it translates to a story, but I can't stop laughing about the insanity over and over in my head
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1857/15nov1damnthosehippos.jpg)
And this story wins. Its probably fake, but I prefer to believe it isn't.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: cops keep firing on April 27, 2009, 12:59:02 PM
(http://www.kidyellow.com/topiary.jpg)

topiary at a valve and fitting company in portland, oregon.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: scootboard on June 24, 2009, 01:33:22 PM
(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5940/1245259730212.jpg)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Guile on June 24, 2009, 01:36:13 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaand i lost.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Bugs on June 24, 2009, 01:48:42 PM
I didn't laugh shit is weak, forum for cowards.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: starvingrobot on June 24, 2009, 02:14:29 PM
Everyone watch plz.

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/062409/flash.php?media=rice.flv (http://poststuff2.entensity.net/062409/flash.php?media=rice.flv)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Cookie Monster on June 24, 2009, 03:28:05 PM
^^ omg wtf ha ha ha
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: frisco on June 24, 2009, 03:42:59 PM
(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5940/1245259730212.jpg)

i just lost so bad

(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/86653-3/Table_cat_distracted.gif)

thank you ceeymar for introducing me to this gem
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Cookie Monster on June 24, 2009, 03:49:23 PM
http://imagechan.com/img/6083/The%20internet/
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Flume on June 24, 2009, 07:19:07 PM
(http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt17/nytnarbz/pro.jpg)
(http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt17/nytnarbz/4184_1161584158227_1186508160_46133.jpg)
(http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt17/nytnarbz/lnp.jpg)
(http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt17/nytnarbz/l0l.jpg)
(http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt17/nytnarbz/aaaaaaa.jpg)
(http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt17/nytnarbz/fghjs.jpg)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: EricLogan on June 24, 2009, 08:15:27 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ERGrznxTIwo/RkhUgL2-Z5I/AAAAAAAACos/swah5YgS45c/s400/bear+riding+horse.jpg)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: DevilOnEnzyte on June 24, 2009, 08:48:03 PM
I'm at a loss for words.

And I lost on the first page.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: killing time on June 24, 2009, 10:22:45 PM

(http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt17/nytnarbz/4184_1161584158227_1186508160_46133.jpg)

[/quote


i couldnt stop laughing at this one
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Pabst on June 25, 2009, 10:38:25 AM


(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8341/dunecat.jpg)




this one is so good!

bump!
david lynch would be hyped
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Locbrew on June 25, 2009, 10:49:24 AM
(http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt17/nytnarbz/pro.jpg)

I just lost.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhIpdSZQZlI
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: ALT on June 25, 2009, 12:32:03 PM
(http://media.fukung.net/images/11132/66053c43849ec3a8c75b8321ea8ffec6.png)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: krookedjuice on June 25, 2009, 01:03:06 PM
(http://media.fukung.net/images/11132/66053c43849ec3a8c75b8321ea8ffec6.png)

haha that's funny shit.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: antwuangavemeakiss on June 25, 2009, 09:55:14 PM
Mom cancels WOW account
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZ2-7C-2AI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZ2-7C-2AI)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: lenny on June 27, 2009, 01:53:09 PM
^^ that was amazing.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: McCly on June 27, 2009, 02:11:46 PM
^^

lol @ boner & remote in ass
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: tough omelette on June 27, 2009, 02:31:50 PM
remote in ass = failed time travel.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Guile on June 27, 2009, 03:20:31 PM
care of the best poster in slap history

(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/11/sequence041.gif)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: EricLogan on June 28, 2009, 04:10:31 AM
Mom cancels WOW account
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZ2-7C-2AI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZ2-7C-2AI)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-IcUMLoogk
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: SFblah on June 28, 2009, 09:00:33 AM
Holy shit this 10 yr old kid is pissed.  See the photo at the end that caused it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3a-ajsVVus
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: McCly on June 28, 2009, 09:31:51 AM
holy shit hahaha.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: alrightythen on October 21, 2009, 02:06:12 AM

One of many Tucker Max stories:

I hadn't realized how supremely shit-housed I was until we stumbled into our room at the Embassy Suites. You ever been so drunk you forgot that you have to shit until the last minute? Well I was at that stage. I nearly had my pants completely off when SlingBlade snaked past me and got into the toilet first. Fine, I go get out of my bar clothes and change into a t-shirt and pink Gap boxers to sleep in. I wait patiently for about three minutes, then I start pounding on the door, screaming at him that I am going to shit on his bed if he doesn't get out of there.

A short time later he opens the door laughing his ass off, and says, "That was perhaps the most prodigious shit ever. I just put that toilet into therapy."

I take a gander into the bathroom. It looks like Revelations. The toilet is overflowing, brown shit water is spilling out all over the bathroom floor, and the tank is making demonic gurgling noises.

THE MOTHERFUCKER CLOGGED UP A HOTEL TOILET!

Hotel toilets are industrial size; they are designed to be able to accommodate repeated elephant-sized shits, and their ram-jet engine flushes generate enough force to suck down a human infant, yet skinny ass 170-pound SlingBlade completely killed ours.

I nearly panic. I let loose a flurry of unintelligible curse words at SlingBlade, punctuated by a "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!," and knock over the lamp in my dash out of the room. The turtle is sticking his head out, and he is coming whether I am on a toilet or not.

I figure that there must be a bathroom somewhere in the lobby, so I shoot down the hall and hop in the elevator. Once in the lobby I can't seem to spot a bathroom anywhere. So, I head around the corner to the front desk, which doesn't face the lobby. It's about 4am, and no one is at the desk. I furiously hit the bell for at least a minute--CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG --until some poor lady comes out with sleep lines all over her face and tells me that the bathroom in the corner of the lobby.

It is hard to describe, so let me give you an aerial picture of what the lobby looks like:

(http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/images/EmbassyMap.gif)

I turn the corner from the front desk into the lobby and realize I don't know which side of the triangular lobby she is talking about. I don't have time to go back and ask her, and I see a white door at the end of the left-hand side, so I quickly waddle towards it. Why am I waddling? Because I have to physically hold my butt cheeks together to prevent myself from crapping all over my pink Gap boxers. I am literally pressing my ass cheeks together with my hands. One of the prouder moments of my life.

I nearly bust the door off it's hinges as I plow through it. I hear a loud, "AYYYY!!," that almost literally scares the shit out of me. I jump back to see that this is a janitor's closet, complete with a small Mexican lady janitor. I momentarily contemplate taking a dump in the janitors bucket, but decide against that, mainly because of the presence of said female janitor.

I try to be as diplomatic as possible, considering that I am about to crap my pants:

Tucker "WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?"
Janitor "No, no se habla Ingles."
Tucker "WHAT?!? Huh, uh...DONDE ESTA FUCKING BANO?"
Janitor "AYA, AYA!"

She points across the lobby. About 60 yards from where I am standing, at the complete other end of the lobby, there is a set of doors that have a large "Restroom" sign over them. Right where the front desk lady said it would be, except on the opposite side of the lobby.

I have about half a second to make a crucial decision: I can either sprint and hope I make it there before I shit in my boxers, or I can stick my thumb up into my ass and shuffle the 60 yards to lavatory freedom. The decision is simple: I break into a full-on dead-ass sprint.

I am a decent athlete, I played football, baseball and basketball in high school, and I stay in good shape. I have run from cops before, I have run from guard dogs, from a legitimate drive-by shooting once while in Kentucky, but I don't think I have ever run that fast in my life. Nothing motivates like the prospect of being covered in human excrement.

Unfortunately, I was not fast enough. It went something like this:

-20 yards into the run I feel my boxers start to sag.
-30 yards into the run, about halfway, I feel my ass crack and legs get noticeably wet.
-40 yards into the run, my boxers have slid down to mid thigh. I am struggling to keep it together.
-50 yards into the run, I can feel wetness all over me and little specs of something hitting the back of my head and ears.

By the time I get to the bathroom door, the end of the 60 yards, I have completely lost it.

I am shitting myself. Full on crapping in my pink Gap boxers.

I step out of my boxers as I crash through the door. Shit is puddled in the seat. I blindly hurl them away from me, and nearly break the door to the first stall. I plop down on the seat and immediately slide off, because my ass is covered in slimy, runny feces. All the while, my butt hole is spouting forth waste. I finally get situated on the toilet and lose perhaps 20 pounds in the next 2 minutes.

During a short respite in my nearly superhuman flow of crap, I notice that the toilet is almost completely full of shit, so I flush. Predictably, the toilet overflows. Great. I move to the next stall, and continue my little adventure, except this time I courtesy flush every few seconds.

By the time I finish, I am physically exhausted, completely dehydrated, and my eyes are tearing up from shitting so hard. I laugh at the inadequacy of toilet paper to clean my body. I take my shirt off and see that the back of it is completely covered in little specks of shit that my heels kicked up from the diarrhea that ran down my legs as I ran. I throw the shirt in the trash, and then see the mirror. My pink Gap boxers are crumpled in a ball on the sink, with a thick black streak leading from the top of the mirror down to them. This is their final resting place.

Completely naked and covered in my own poop, I chuckle, because at this point if I don't laugh I have to cry. As I open the bathroom door to the lobby, I think to myself, "Who else on earth could be having a worse night than me?"

My question is immediately answered.

I see a trail of shit, starting very wide at my feet, getting progressively smaller until it apexes at the chunky white shoes of none other than the small Mexican lady janitor.

Her eyes met mine. We may have been separated by numerous religious, language and socioeconomic barriers, but the "What the fuck just happened?" expression on her face crossed all boundaries.

Now really--picture this scene: I am butt-ass naked, crap plastered all over my ass, legs, back and head, standing about 20 yards away from a Mexican maid, with a trail of black liquid shit leading from her directly to me. What would you do? I wasn't sure. I don't think there is any defined etiquette for this situation.

I shrug my shoulders, say, "Uhh, sorry. I mean, uh--lo siento. Good night. Buenos noche--or whatever," and calmly walk to the elevator.

From the glass window in the elevator, I can see her sobbing. The rest of the lobby tells me why: Not only had my legs kicked shit up on the back of my ears and head, they had sprayed little specs of poop all over EVERYTHING. The couches, the walls, everywhere.

Come to think of it, she wasn't sobbing. I believe "hysterical crying" would be a better descriptive term. Oh well, someone has to clean up my messes, and it sure as shit isn't going to be me.

When I get back to the room, SlingBlade is already in bed. He rolls over, takes one look at me and, never one for sympathy, begins laughing uncontrollably. He literally has to stop laughing because he strains his abdominal muscle. It takes him five whole minutes before he can get the words out,

SlingBlade "Where--where the fuck are your pants?"
Tucker "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. This is all your fault, Mr. Rhino Dump. If you hadn't had that miscarriage in our toilet I wouldn't be COVERED IN SHIT!"

He couldn"t stop laughing long enough to respond. I took what remained of my dignity and got in the shower. As I was cleaning the poop off my back, I could hear him yell out:

"This is clear proof that there is a God, and he is just!"

I litterally cried
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: alrightythen on October 21, 2009, 02:10:25 AM
(http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1231299504-725952-336x1000-1231223819238zr0.jpg)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: zere duim skater on October 21, 2009, 05:11:36 AM
I'm a loser.
Can anyone tell me how i can copy gifs and post them elsewhere?
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: 420 on October 21, 2009, 06:05:01 AM
This thread kills! Lol'd many times
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Pabst on October 21, 2009, 09:16:12 AM
(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5940/1245259730212.jpg)

i just lost so bad



no matter how many times i see that it always gets me.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: SleepyPeePee on October 21, 2009, 11:26:26 AM
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff51/yourtasteofdeath/1207543669303ui0.gif)

This is the best one so far.



HAHAHA agreeed
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Mooley on October 21, 2009, 11:38:44 AM
Fuck it's not even fair when you just open this thread to this page. That dog one just slayed me.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Gnarfunkell on October 21, 2009, 12:00:11 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: scootboard on October 21, 2009, 02:56:49 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: All Hail Wu Welsh on October 21, 2009, 05:03:55 PM
gabe perez is a comical genius
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Flume on October 21, 2009, 08:55:19 PM
i'm totally that dude hanging out in the commons area looking at his computer laughing by himself.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: alrightythen on October 22, 2009, 02:07:12 PM
i was seconds away from getting kicked out of class - kept reading and got kicked out
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Gnarwhal on October 22, 2009, 03:02:14 PM
i lost
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: brycickle on October 22, 2009, 04:41:37 PM
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1857/15nov1damnthosehippos.jpg)
And this story wins. Its probably fake, but I prefer to believe it isn't.
It's real, and I found the culprit!

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: rocklobster on October 26, 2009, 11:34:41 AM

One of many Tucker Max stories:

I hadn't realized how supremely shit-housed I was until we stumbled into our room at the Embassy Suites. You ever been so drunk you forgot that you have to shit until the last minute? Well I was at that stage. I nearly had my pants completely off when SlingBlade snaked past me and got into the toilet first. Fine, I go get out of my bar clothes and change into a t-shirt and pink Gap boxers to sleep in. I wait patiently for about three minutes, then I start pounding on the door, screaming at him that I am going to shit on his bed if he doesn't get out of there.

A short time later he opens the door laughing his ass off, and says, "That was perhaps the most prodigious shit ever. I just put that toilet into therapy."

I take a gander into the bathroom. It looks like Revelations. The toilet is overflowing, brown shit water is spilling out all over the bathroom floor, and the tank is making demonic gurgling noises.

THE MOTHERFUCKER CLOGGED UP A HOTEL TOILET!

Hotel toilets are industrial size; they are designed to be able to accommodate repeated elephant-sized shits, and their ram-jet engine flushes generate enough force to suck down a human infant, yet skinny ass 170-pound SlingBlade completely killed ours.

I nearly panic. I let loose a flurry of unintelligible curse words at SlingBlade, punctuated by a "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!," and knock over the lamp in my dash out of the room. The turtle is sticking his head out, and he is coming whether I am on a toilet or not.

I figure that there must be a bathroom somewhere in the lobby, so I shoot down the hall and hop in the elevator. Once in the lobby I can't seem to spot a bathroom anywhere. So, I head around the corner to the front desk, which doesn't face the lobby. It's about 4am, and no one is at the desk. I furiously hit the bell for at least a minute--CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG --until some poor lady comes out with sleep lines all over her face and tells me that the bathroom in the corner of the lobby.

It is hard to describe, so let me give you an aerial picture of what the lobby looks like:

(http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/images/EmbassyMap.gif)

I turn the corner from the front desk into the lobby and realize I don't know which side of the triangular lobby she is talking about. I don't have time to go back and ask her, and I see a white door at the end of the left-hand side, so I quickly waddle towards it. Why am I waddling? Because I have to physically hold my butt cheeks together to prevent myself from crapping all over my pink Gap boxers. I am literally pressing my ass cheeks together with my hands. One of the prouder moments of my life.

I nearly bust the door off it's hinges as I plow through it. I hear a loud, "AYYYY!!," that almost literally scares the shit out of me. I jump back to see that this is a janitor's closet, complete with a small Mexican lady janitor. I momentarily contemplate taking a dump in the janitors bucket, but decide against that, mainly because of the presence of said female janitor.

I try to be as diplomatic as possible, considering that I am about to crap my pants:

Tucker "WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?"
Janitor "No, no se habla Ingles."
Tucker "WHAT?!? Huh, uh...DONDE ESTA FUCKING BANO?"
Janitor "AYA, AYA!"

She points across the lobby. About 60 yards from where I am standing, at the complete other end of the lobby, there is a set of doors that have a large "Restroom" sign over them. Right where the front desk lady said it would be, except on the opposite side of the lobby.

I have about half a second to make a crucial decision: I can either sprint and hope I make it there before I shit in my boxers, or I can stick my thumb up into my ass and shuffle the 60 yards to lavatory freedom. The decision is simple: I break into a full-on dead-ass sprint.

I am a decent athlete, I played football, baseball and basketball in high school, and I stay in good shape. I have run from cops before, I have run from guard dogs, from a legitimate drive-by shooting once while in Kentucky, but I don't think I have ever run that fast in my life. Nothing motivates like the prospect of being covered in human excrement.

Unfortunately, I was not fast enough. It went something like this:

-20 yards into the run I feel my boxers start to sag.
-30 yards into the run, about halfway, I feel my ass crack and legs get noticeably wet.
-40 yards into the run, my boxers have slid down to mid thigh. I am struggling to keep it together.
-50 yards into the run, I can feel wetness all over me and little specs of something hitting the back of my head and ears.

By the time I get to the bathroom door, the end of the 60 yards, I have completely lost it.

I am shitting myself. Full on crapping in my pink Gap boxers.

I step out of my boxers as I crash through the door. Shit is puddled in the seat. I blindly hurl them away from me, and nearly break the door to the first stall. I plop down on the seat and immediately slide off, because my ass is covered in slimy, runny feces. All the while, my butt hole is spouting forth waste. I finally get situated on the toilet and lose perhaps 20 pounds in the next 2 minutes.

During a short respite in my nearly superhuman flow of crap, I notice that the toilet is almost completely full of shit, so I flush. Predictably, the toilet overflows. Great. I move to the next stall, and continue my little adventure, except this time I courtesy flush every few seconds.

By the time I finish, I am physically exhausted, completely dehydrated, and my eyes are tearing up from shitting so hard. I laugh at the inadequacy of toilet paper to clean my body. I take my shirt off and see that the back of it is completely covered in little specks of shit that my heels kicked up from the diarrhea that ran down my legs as I ran. I throw the shirt in the trash, and then see the mirror. My pink Gap boxers are crumpled in a ball on the sink, with a thick black streak leading from the top of the mirror down to them. This is their final resting place.

Completely naked and covered in my own poop, I chuckle, because at this point if I don't laugh I have to cry. As I open the bathroom door to the lobby, I think to myself, "Who else on earth could be having a worse night than me?"

My question is immediately answered.

I see a trail of shit, starting very wide at my feet, getting progressively smaller until it apexes at the chunky white shoes of none other than the small Mexican lady janitor.

Her eyes met mine. We may have been separated by numerous religious, language and socioeconomic barriers, but the "What the fuck just happened?" expression on her face crossed all boundaries.

Now really--picture this scene: I am butt-ass naked, crap plastered all over my ass, legs, back and head, standing about 20 yards away from a Mexican maid, with a trail of black liquid shit leading from her directly to me. What would you do? I wasn't sure. I don't think there is any defined etiquette for this situation.

I shrug my shoulders, say, "Uhh, sorry. I mean, uh--lo siento. Good night. Buenos noche--or whatever," and calmly walk to the elevator.

From the glass window in the elevator, I can see her sobbing. The rest of the lobby tells me why: Not only had my legs kicked shit up on the back of my ears and head, they had sprayed little specs of poop all over EVERYTHING. The couches, the walls, everywhere.

Come to think of it, she wasn't sobbing. I believe "hysterical crying" would be a better descriptive term. Oh well, someone has to clean up my messes, and it sure as shit isn't going to be me.

When I get back to the room, SlingBlade is already in bed. He rolls over, takes one look at me and, never one for sympathy, begins laughing uncontrollably. He literally has to stop laughing because he strains his abdominal muscle. It takes him five whole minutes before he can get the words out,

SlingBlade "Where--where the fuck are your pants?"
Tucker "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. This is all your fault, Mr. Rhino Dump. If you hadn't had that miscarriage in our toilet I wouldn't be COVERED IN SHIT!"

He couldn"t stop laughing long enough to respond. I took what remained of my dignity and got in the shower. As I was cleaning the poop off my back, I could hear him yell out:

"This is clear proof that there is a God, and he is just!"

I litterally cried

highlight of my fucking day!!
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: pyrex vision on October 26, 2009, 11:09:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7TCaepy70U
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: sergioflorez on October 27, 2009, 05:00:07 AM
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i almost made it. then this showed up.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: scootboard on October 28, 2009, 01:18:19 AM
holy shit

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: DJ FRESH BEN on October 28, 2009, 02:59:13 AM
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I cried
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: tough omelette on October 28, 2009, 03:21:05 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: alrightythen on October 28, 2009, 04:56:18 PM
I'm just wondering - has anyone actually made it through the whole thread without laughing? is that humanly possible?
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: papasmurfsdog on October 29, 2009, 12:12:36 AM

One of many Tucker Max stories:

I hadn't realized how supremely shit-housed I was until we stumbled into our room at the Embassy Suites. You ever been so drunk you forgot that you have to shit until the last minute? Well I was at that stage. I nearly had my pants completely off when SlingBlade snaked past me and got into the toilet first. Fine, I go get out of my bar clothes and change into a t-shirt and pink Gap boxers to sleep in. I wait patiently for about three minutes, then I start pounding on the door, screaming at him that I am going to shit on his bed if he doesn't get out of there.

A short time later he opens the door laughing his ass off, and says, "That was perhaps the most prodigious shit ever. I just put that toilet into therapy."

I take a gander into the bathroom. It looks like Revelations. The toilet is overflowing, brown shit water is spilling out all over the bathroom floor, and the tank is making demonic gurgling noises.

THE MOTHERFUCKER CLOGGED UP A HOTEL TOILET!

Hotel toilets are industrial size; they are designed to be able to accommodate repeated elephant-sized shits, and their ram-jet engine flushes generate enough force to suck down a human infant, yet skinny ass 170-pound SlingBlade completely killed ours.

I nearly panic. I let loose a flurry of unintelligible curse words at SlingBlade, punctuated by a "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!," and knock over the lamp in my dash out of the room. The turtle is sticking his head out, and he is coming whether I am on a toilet or not.

I figure that there must be a bathroom somewhere in the lobby, so I shoot down the hall and hop in the elevator. Once in the lobby I can't seem to spot a bathroom anywhere. So, I head around the corner to the front desk, which doesn't face the lobby. It's about 4am, and no one is at the desk. I furiously hit the bell for at least a minute--CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG --until some poor lady comes out with sleep lines all over her face and tells me that the bathroom in the corner of the lobby.

It is hard to describe, so let me give you an aerial picture of what the lobby looks like:

(http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/images/EmbassyMap.gif)

I turn the corner from the front desk into the lobby and realize I don't know which side of the triangular lobby she is talking about. I don't have time to go back and ask her, and I see a white door at the end of the left-hand side, so I quickly waddle towards it. Why am I waddling? Because I have to physically hold my butt cheeks together to prevent myself from crapping all over my pink Gap boxers. I am literally pressing my ass cheeks together with my hands. One of the prouder moments of my life.

I nearly bust the door off it's hinges as I plow through it. I hear a loud, "AYYYY!!," that almost literally scares the shit out of me. I jump back to see that this is a janitor's closet, complete with a small Mexican lady janitor. I momentarily contemplate taking a dump in the janitors bucket, but decide against that, mainly because of the presence of said female janitor.

I try to be as diplomatic as possible, considering that I am about to crap my pants:

Tucker "WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?"
Janitor "No, no se habla Ingles."
Tucker "WHAT?!? Huh, uh...DONDE ESTA FUCKING BANO?"
Janitor "AYA, AYA!"

She points across the lobby. About 60 yards from where I am standing, at the complete other end of the lobby, there is a set of doors that have a large "Restroom" sign over them. Right where the front desk lady said it would be, except on the opposite side of the lobby.

I have about half a second to make a crucial decision: I can either sprint and hope I make it there before I shit in my boxers, or I can stick my thumb up into my ass and shuffle the 60 yards to lavatory freedom. The decision is simple: I break into a full-on dead-ass sprint.

I am a decent athlete, I played football, baseball and basketball in high school, and I stay in good shape. I have run from cops before, I have run from guard dogs, from a legitimate drive-by shooting once while in Kentucky, but I don't think I have ever run that fast in my life. Nothing motivates like the prospect of being covered in human excrement.

Unfortunately, I was not fast enough. It went something like this:

-20 yards into the run I feel my boxers start to sag.
-30 yards into the run, about halfway, I feel my ass crack and legs get noticeably wet.
-40 yards into the run, my boxers have slid down to mid thigh. I am struggling to keep it together.
-50 yards into the run, I can feel wetness all over me and little specs of something hitting the back of my head and ears.

By the time I get to the bathroom door, the end of the 60 yards, I have completely lost it.

I am shitting myself. Full on crapping in my pink Gap boxers.

I step out of my boxers as I crash through the door. Shit is puddled in the seat. I blindly hurl them away from me, and nearly break the door to the first stall. I plop down on the seat and immediately slide off, because my ass is covered in slimy, runny feces. All the while, my butt hole is spouting forth waste. I finally get situated on the toilet and lose perhaps 20 pounds in the next 2 minutes.

During a short respite in my nearly superhuman flow of crap, I notice that the toilet is almost completely full of shit, so I flush. Predictably, the toilet overflows. Great. I move to the next stall, and continue my little adventure, except this time I courtesy flush every few seconds.

By the time I finish, I am physically exhausted, completely dehydrated, and my eyes are tearing up from shitting so hard. I laugh at the inadequacy of toilet paper to clean my body. I take my shirt off and see that the back of it is completely covered in little specks of shit that my heels kicked up from the diarrhea that ran down my legs as I ran. I throw the shirt in the trash, and then see the mirror. My pink Gap boxers are crumpled in a ball on the sink, with a thick black streak leading from the top of the mirror down to them. This is their final resting place.

Completely naked and covered in my own poop, I chuckle, because at this point if I don't laugh I have to cry. As I open the bathroom door to the lobby, I think to myself, "Who else on earth could be having a worse night than me?"

My question is immediately answered.

I see a trail of shit, starting very wide at my feet, getting progressively smaller until it apexes at the chunky white shoes of none other than the small Mexican lady janitor.

Her eyes met mine. We may have been separated by numerous religious, language and socioeconomic barriers, but the "What the fuck just happened?" expression on her face crossed all boundaries.

Now really--picture this scene: I am butt-ass naked, crap plastered all over my ass, legs, back and head, standing about 20 yards away from a Mexican maid, with a trail of black liquid shit leading from her directly to me. What would you do? I wasn't sure. I don't think there is any defined etiquette for this situation.

I shrug my shoulders, say, "Uhh, sorry. I mean, uh--lo siento. Good night. Buenos noche--or whatever," and calmly walk to the elevator.

From the glass window in the elevator, I can see her sobbing. The rest of the lobby tells me why: Not only had my legs kicked shit up on the back of my ears and head, they had sprayed little specs of poop all over EVERYTHING. The couches, the walls, everywhere.

Come to think of it, she wasn't sobbing. I believe "hysterical crying" would be a better descriptive term. Oh well, someone has to clean up my messes, and it sure as shit isn't going to be me.

When I get back to the room, SlingBlade is already in bed. He rolls over, takes one look at me and, never one for sympathy, begins laughing uncontrollably. He literally has to stop laughing because he strains his abdominal muscle. It takes him five whole minutes before he can get the words out,

SlingBlade "Where--where the fuck are your pants?"
Tucker "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. This is all your fault, Mr. Rhino Dump. If you hadn't had that miscarriage in our toilet I wouldn't be COVERED IN SHIT!"

He couldn"t stop laughing long enough to respond. I took what remained of my dignity and got in the shower. As I was cleaning the poop off my back, I could hear him yell out:

"This is clear proof that there is a God, and he is just!"

I litterally cried

highlight of my fucking day!!
I'm surprised you didn't just shit in the dude who said prodigious' mouth, he's like the bad guy in a movie you just want to see get mutilated in the worst way possible.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: scootboard on December 07, 2009, 12:24:24 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: pugmaster on December 07, 2009, 05:41:32 PM
classic for sure
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: pyrex vision on December 07, 2009, 06:24:42 PM
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oldie but goodie
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on December 07, 2009, 09:40:26 PM
gabe perez is a comical genius
My thoughts exactly.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: sergioflorez on December 07, 2009, 09:41:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu4z9hIn08A
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Mouth on December 07, 2009, 10:19:01 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: luc on December 07, 2009, 10:23:35 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 07, 2009, 11:33:10 PM

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I lost a long time ago, but I just keep losing. thanks....
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: pyrex vision on December 07, 2009, 11:53:18 PM
^ my pleasure. i see you're from boulder, i'm gonna be back home in breckenridge in a few weeks. let's skate!
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 08, 2009, 12:00:25 AM
im down man, hopefully this shitty weather gets better in time...
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: pyrex vision on December 08, 2009, 12:12:31 AM
alright buddy!

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: ahl33 on December 08, 2009, 12:49:03 AM
i'm here to revive this thread

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: alrightythen on December 08, 2009, 12:11:55 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: jeremyrandall on December 08, 2009, 02:32:23 PM
I am no good at this thread.  Gets me everytime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgoaJ0Ml0k
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: papasmurfsdog on December 09, 2009, 12:13:20 AM
I am no good at this thread.  Gets me everytime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgoaJ0Ml0k

HAHAHAHAH I'm pretty sure I've laughed at just about everything in this thread are we going by points or do I just lose every time i return?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxuynicf9rI

This is all i got  :-\
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: SFblah on December 31, 2009, 05:19:24 AM
We made it to Classic Slap!!!

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 31, 2009, 10:28:12 AM
We made it to Classic Slap!!!

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celebrate!!!

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: HoneyBear on December 31, 2009, 11:15:10 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: pyrex vision on December 31, 2009, 12:47:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlinTiIqJXg
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: oyolar on January 01, 2010, 01:47:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1KSaUEu_T4
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Dr. Evan on January 02, 2010, 07:51:01 PM
i'm here to revive this thread

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this shit made me cry.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: wake and bacon on January 02, 2010, 11:36:11 PM
srsly LOL'ing over here
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: scootboard on January 04, 2010, 01:43:48 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Cthulhu! on January 07, 2010, 06:56:23 PM
Lets keep going.
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: kevbo999 on January 07, 2010, 07:27:14 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Mackattack on January 08, 2010, 09:16:58 AM
HAHAHAHHAHAKEDKDEFJKVERHGKFH
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: BriDen on January 08, 2010, 09:31:42 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: lincoln on January 08, 2010, 02:22:28 PM
HAHAHAOHMYGOD
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: EricLogan on January 08, 2010, 05:21:23 PM
HAHAHAOHMYGOD
QFT!!!
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: scootboard on January 08, 2010, 08:04:29 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Chipper on January 09, 2010, 02:24:27 AM
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jbhskjdbfjkabsgjkdbak
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: pyrex vision on January 09, 2010, 09:32:37 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: jeremyrandall on January 09, 2010, 01:31:59 PM
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Damn it...got this far.  But HOLY SHIT did I lose it here.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: heckler on January 09, 2010, 03:24:59 PM
Holy shit the last few posts are so great.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Kill Whitey on January 09, 2010, 04:47:26 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: EricLogan on January 09, 2010, 07:06:57 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: HoneyBear on January 09, 2010, 08:29:47 PM
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(http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae76/Doopey_02/laughlosegi1.jpg)
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: scootboard on January 10, 2010, 12:57:38 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Gnarfunkell on January 11, 2010, 05:26:32 PM
This page is killing it

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on January 12, 2010, 01:21:33 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: longballlarry on January 13, 2010, 10:34:55 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: frisco on January 13, 2010, 05:20:59 PM
(http://img5.tinypic.info/files/lk9cru92srrvjaqb52yz.gif)

if i saw that live i'd probably suffocate from laughter, she is so fucking mad at the end

(http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/yo-dawg-the-car-was-this-big.jpg)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Perfection on January 13, 2010, 07:45:41 PM
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/6782/ibecameagod.jpg)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Nic on January 13, 2010, 10:05:01 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: A Rolled Ankle on January 13, 2010, 10:22:06 PM
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haha
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: alrightythen on January 15, 2010, 06:17:32 AM
^^ hahhaahahha i lost so bad
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: EastCoastLove on January 16, 2010, 10:35:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REQRHdMRimw
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: jimi420 on January 23, 2010, 04:04:18 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: HoneyBear on January 24, 2010, 02:12:32 PM
(http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x46/gbery/school_bully_not_so_tough_since_bei.jpg)
(http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae76/Doopey_02/xzibit-motivationals1.jpg)
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Stoeipoes on January 25, 2010, 02:47:50 AM

(http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae76/Doopey_02/xzibit-motivationals1.jpg)


Those xzibitjokes are always funny as fuck, but does hereally say stupid shit like that?
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: EricLogan on January 25, 2010, 05:25:41 AM
No, have you not seen the show Pimp My Ride? The entire premise of the show is that he'll take your shitty car, make it tight, and then ruin it by taking something you "like" in your personal life and incorporate it into the car itself. Like "yo dawg, i heard you like coffee, so we put a mr coffee in your arm rest, so you can make coffee while you drive!" I shit you not, they did that. So someone had the funny idea to subtitle his photo "i heard you like cars, so we put a car in your car so you can drive when you drive!" and it sorta just caught on
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on January 26, 2010, 08:42:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Baby Rabies on January 26, 2010, 10:41:08 AM
^HAHA I lost.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: sergioflorez on January 27, 2010, 01:45:07 PM
(http://charlottesfancy.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/bob-loblaw1.jpg)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Alan on January 28, 2010, 11:43:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA

I lost so hard.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Boston. on January 30, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa1pIO4_lUY
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Upgrayedd on February 05, 2010, 04:45:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa1pIO4_lUY

fuck....game over.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: MenendezDiego on February 06, 2010, 01:42:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa1pIO4_lUY

fuck....game over.

"fuck...game over."
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Perfection on February 06, 2010, 04:49:19 PM
^^^

Here you go:

(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/6228/1550.png)

That adds to 1550..

hahaha. You scored a 1550 out of 2400. That makes more sense. That's not very good dude.

LOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: niclopse on February 23, 2010, 09:12:25 PM

One of many Tucker Max stories:

I hadn't realized how supremely shit-housed I was until we stumbled into our room at the Embassy Suites. You ever been so drunk you forgot that you have to shit until the last minute? Well I was at that stage. I nearly had my pants completely off when SlingBlade snaked past me and got into the toilet first. Fine, I go get out of my bar clothes and change into a t-shirt and pink Gap boxers to sleep in. I wait patiently for about three minutes, then I start pounding on the door, screaming at him that I am going to shit on his bed if he doesn't get out of there.

A short time later he opens the door laughing his ass off, and says, "That was perhaps the most prodigious shit ever. I just put that toilet into therapy."

I take a gander into the bathroom. It looks like Revelations. The toilet is overflowing, brown shit water is spilling out all over the bathroom floor, and the tank is making demonic gurgling noises.

THE MOTHERFUCKER CLOGGED UP A HOTEL TOILET!

Hotel toilets are industrial size; they are designed to be able to accommodate repeated elephant-sized shits, and their ram-jet engine flushes generate enough force to suck down a human infant, yet skinny ass 170-pound SlingBlade completely killed ours.

I nearly panic. I let loose a flurry of unintelligible curse words at SlingBlade, punctuated by a "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!," and knock over the lamp in my dash out of the room. The turtle is sticking his head out, and he is coming whether I am on a toilet or not.

I figure that there must be a bathroom somewhere in the lobby, so I shoot down the hall and hop in the elevator. Once in the lobby I can't seem to spot a bathroom anywhere. So, I head around the corner to the front desk, which doesn't face the lobby. It's about 4am, and no one is at the desk. I furiously hit the bell for at least a minute--CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG --until some poor lady comes out with sleep lines all over her face and tells me that the bathroom in the corner of the lobby.

It is hard to describe, so let me give you an aerial picture of what the lobby looks like:

(http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/images/EmbassyMap.gif)

I turn the corner from the front desk into the lobby and realize I don't know which side of the triangular lobby she is talking about. I don't have time to go back and ask her, and I see a white door at the end of the left-hand side, so I quickly waddle towards it. Why am I waddling? Because I have to physically hold my butt cheeks together to prevent myself from crapping all over my pink Gap boxers. I am literally pressing my ass cheeks together with my hands. One of the prouder moments of my life.

I nearly bust the door off it's hinges as I plow through it. I hear a loud, "AYYYY!!," that almost literally scares the shit out of me. I jump back to see that this is a janitor's closet, complete with a small Mexican lady janitor. I momentarily contemplate taking a dump in the janitors bucket, but decide against that, mainly because of the presence of said female janitor.

I try to be as diplomatic as possible, considering that I am about to crap my pants:

Tucker "WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?"
Janitor "No, no se habla Ingles."
Tucker "WHAT?!? Huh, uh...DONDE ESTA FUCKING BANO?"
Janitor "AYA, AYA!"

She points across the lobby. About 60 yards from where I am standing, at the complete other end of the lobby, there is a set of doors that have a large "Restroom" sign over them. Right where the front desk lady said it would be, except on the opposite side of the lobby.

I have about half a second to make a crucial decision: I can either sprint and hope I make it there before I shit in my boxers, or I can stick my thumb up into my ass and shuffle the 60 yards to lavatory freedom. The decision is simple: I break into a full-on dead-ass sprint.

I am a decent athlete, I played football, baseball and basketball in high school, and I stay in good shape. I have run from cops before, I have run from guard dogs, from a legitimate drive-by shooting once while in Kentucky, but I don't think I have ever run that fast in my life. Nothing motivates like the prospect of being covered in human excrement.

Unfortunately, I was not fast enough. It went something like this:

-20 yards into the run I feel my boxers start to sag.
-30 yards into the run, about halfway, I feel my ass crack and legs get noticeably wet.
-40 yards into the run, my boxers have slid down to mid thigh. I am struggling to keep it together.
-50 yards into the run, I can feel wetness all over me and little specs of something hitting the back of my head and ears.

By the time I get to the bathroom door, the end of the 60 yards, I have completely lost it.

I am shitting myself. Full on crapping in my pink Gap boxers.

I step out of my boxers as I crash through the door. Shit is puddled in the seat. I blindly hurl them away from me, and nearly break the door to the first stall. I plop down on the seat and immediately slide off, because my ass is covered in slimy, runny feces. All the while, my butt hole is spouting forth waste. I finally get situated on the toilet and lose perhaps 20 pounds in the next 2 minutes.

During a short respite in my nearly superhuman flow of crap, I notice that the toilet is almost completely full of shit, so I flush. Predictably, the toilet overflows. Great. I move to the next stall, and continue my little adventure, except this time I courtesy flush every few seconds.

By the time I finish, I am physically exhausted, completely dehydrated, and my eyes are tearing up from shitting so hard. I laugh at the inadequacy of toilet paper to clean my body. I take my shirt off and see that the back of it is completely covered in little specks of shit that my heels kicked up from the diarrhea that ran down my legs as I ran. I throw the shirt in the trash, and then see the mirror. My pink Gap boxers are crumpled in a ball on the sink, with a thick black streak leading from the top of the mirror down to them. This is their final resting place.

Completely naked and covered in my own poop, I chuckle, because at this point if I don't laugh I have to cry. As I open the bathroom door to the lobby, I think to myself, "Who else on earth could be having a worse night than me?"

My question is immediately answered.

I see a trail of shit, starting very wide at my feet, getting progressively smaller until it apexes at the chunky white shoes of none other than the small Mexican lady janitor.

Her eyes met mine. We may have been separated by numerous religious, language and socioeconomic barriers, but the "What the fuck just happened?" expression on her face crossed all boundaries.

Now really--picture this scene: I am butt-ass naked, crap plastered all over my ass, legs, back and head, standing about 20 yards away from a Mexican maid, with a trail of black liquid shit leading from her directly to me. What would you do? I wasn't sure. I don't think there is any defined etiquette for this (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg).

I shrug my shoulders, say, "Uhh, sorry. I mean, uh--lo siento. Good night. Buenos noche--or whatever," and calmly walk to the elevator.

From the glass window in the elevator, I can see her sobbing. The rest of the lobby tells me why: Not only had my legs kicked shit up on the back of my ears and head, they had sprayed little specs of poop all over EVERYTHING. The couches, the walls, everywhere.

Come to think of it, she wasn't sobbing. I believe "hysterical crying" would be a better descriptive term. Oh well, someone has to clean up my messes, and it sure as shit isn't going to be me.

When I get back to the room, SlingBlade is already in bed. He rolls over, takes one look at me and, never one for sympathy, begins laughing uncontrollably. He literally has to stop laughing because he strains his abdominal muscle. It takes him five whole minutes before he can get the words out,

SlingBlade "Where--where the fuck are your pants?"
Tucker "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. This is all your fault, Mr. Rhino Dump. If you hadn't had that miscarriage in our toilet I wouldn't be COVERED IN SHIT!"

He couldn"t stop laughing long enough to respond. I took what remained of my dignity and got in the shower. As I was cleaning the poop off my back, I could hear him yell out:

"This is clear proof that there is a God, and he is just!"

I litterally cried

I literally didnt read one word. im good on that.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: HoneyBear on March 22, 2010, 04:53:42 PM
(http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae76/Doopey_02/1269223768111.jpg)

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: carlwinslow on April 09, 2010, 08:18:40 AM

One of many Tucker Max stories:

I hadn't realized how supremely shit-housed I was until we stumbled into our room at the Embassy Suites. You ever been so drunk you forgot that you have to shit until the last minute? Well I was at that stage. I nearly had my pants completely off when SlingBlade snaked past me and got into the toilet first. Fine, I go get out of my bar clothes and change into a t-shirt and pink Gap boxers to sleep in. I wait patiently for about three minutes, then I start pounding on the door, screaming at him that I am going to shit on his bed if he doesn't get out of there.

A short time later he opens the door laughing his ass off, and says, "That was perhaps the most prodigious shit ever. I just put that toilet into therapy."

I take a gander into the bathroom. It looks like Revelations. The toilet is overflowing, brown shit water is spilling out all over the bathroom floor, and the tank is making demonic gurgling noises.

THE MOTHERFUCKER CLOGGED UP A HOTEL TOILET!

Hotel toilets are industrial size; they are designed to be able to accommodate repeated elephant-sized shits, and their ram-jet engine flushes generate enough force to suck down a human infant, yet skinny ass 170-pound SlingBlade completely killed ours.

I nearly panic. I let loose a flurry of unintelligible curse words at SlingBlade, punctuated by a "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!," and knock over the lamp in my dash out of the room. The turtle is sticking his head out, and he is coming whether I am on a toilet or not.

I figure that there must be a bathroom somewhere in the lobby, so I shoot down the hall and hop in the elevator. Once in the lobby I can't seem to spot a bathroom anywhere. So, I head around the corner to the front desk, which doesn't face the lobby. It's about 4am, and no one is at the desk. I furiously hit the bell for at least a minute--CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG --until some poor lady comes out with sleep lines all over her face and tells me that the bathroom in the corner of the lobby.

It is hard to describe, so let me give you an aerial picture of what the lobby looks like:

(http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/images/EmbassyMap.gif)

I turn the corner from the front desk into the lobby and realize I don't know which side of the triangular lobby she is talking about. I don't have time to go back and ask her, and I see a white door at the end of the left-hand side, so I quickly waddle towards it. Why am I waddling? Because I have to physically hold my butt cheeks together to prevent myself from crapping all over my pink Gap boxers. I am literally pressing my ass cheeks together with my hands. One of the prouder moments of my life.

I nearly bust the door off it's hinges as I plow through it. I hear a loud, "AYYYY!!," that almost literally scares the shit out of me. I jump back to see that this is a janitor's closet, complete with a small Mexican lady janitor. I momentarily contemplate taking a dump in the janitors bucket, but decide against that, mainly because of the presence of said female janitor.

I try to be as diplomatic as possible, considering that I am about to crap my pants:

Tucker "WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?"
Janitor "No, no se habla Ingles."
Tucker "WHAT?!? Huh, uh...DONDE ESTA FUCKING BANO?"
Janitor "AYA, AYA!"

She points across the lobby. About 60 yards from where I am standing, at the complete other end of the lobby, there is a set of doors that have a large "Restroom" sign over them. Right where the front desk lady said it would be, except on the opposite side of the lobby.

I have about half a second to make a crucial decision: I can either sprint and hope I make it there before I shit in my boxers, or I can stick my thumb up into my ass and shuffle the 60 yards to lavatory freedom. The decision is simple: I break into a full-on dead-ass sprint.

I am a decent athlete, I played football, baseball and basketball in high school, and I stay in good shape. I have run from cops before, I have run from guard dogs, from a legitimate drive-by shooting once while in Kentucky, but I don't think I have ever run that fast in my life. Nothing motivates like the prospect of being covered in human excrement.

Unfortunately, I was not fast enough. It went something like this:

-20 yards into the run I feel my boxers start to sag.
-30 yards into the run, about halfway, I feel my ass crack and legs get noticeably wet.
-40 yards into the run, my boxers have slid down to mid thigh. I am struggling to keep it together.
-50 yards into the run, I can feel wetness all over me and little specs of something hitting the back of my head and ears.

By the time I get to the bathroom door, the end of the 60 yards, I have completely lost it.

I am shitting myself. Full on crapping in my pink Gap boxers.

I step out of my boxers as I crash through the door. Shit is puddled in the seat. I blindly hurl them away from me, and nearly break the door to the first stall. I plop down on the seat and immediately slide off, because my ass is covered in slimy, runny feces. All the while, my butt hole is spouting forth waste. I finally get situated on the toilet and lose perhaps 20 pounds in the next 2 minutes.

During a short respite in my nearly superhuman flow of crap, I notice that the toilet is almost completely full of shit, so I flush. Predictably, the toilet overflows. Great. I move to the next stall, and continue my little adventure, except this time I courtesy flush every few seconds.

By the time I finish, I am physically exhausted, completely dehydrated, and my eyes are tearing up from shitting so hard. I laugh at the inadequacy of toilet paper to clean my body. I take my shirt off and see that the back of it is completely covered in little specks of shit that my heels kicked up from the diarrhea that ran down my legs as I ran. I throw the shirt in the trash, and then see the mirror. My pink Gap boxers are crumpled in a ball on the sink, with a thick black streak leading from the top of the mirror down to them. This is their final resting place.

Completely naked and covered in my own poop, I chuckle, because at this point if I don't laugh I have to cry. As I open the bathroom door to the lobby, I think to myself, "Who else on earth could be having a worse night than me?"

My question is immediately answered.

I see a trail of shit, starting very wide at my feet, getting progressively smaller until it apexes at the chunky white shoes of none other than the small Mexican lady janitor.

Her eyes met mine. We may have been separated by numerous religious, language and socioeconomic barriers, but the "What the fuck just happened?" expression on her face crossed all boundaries.

Now really--picture this scene: I am butt-ass naked, crap plastered all over my ass, legs, back and head, standing about 20 yards away from a Mexican maid, with a trail of black liquid shit leading from her directly to me. What would you do? I wasn't sure. I don't think there is any defined etiquette for this (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg).

I shrug my shoulders, say, "Uhh, sorry. I mean, uh--lo siento. Good night. Buenos noche--or whatever," and calmly walk to the elevator.

From the glass window in the elevator, I can see her sobbing. The rest of the lobby tells me why: Not only had my legs kicked shit up on the back of my ears and head, they had sprayed little specs of poop all over EVERYTHING. The couches, the walls, everywhere.

Come to think of it, she wasn't sobbing. I believe "hysterical crying" would be a better descriptive term. Oh well, someone has to clean up my messes, and it sure as shit isn't going to be me.

When I get back to the room, SlingBlade is already in bed. He rolls over, takes one look at me and, never one for sympathy, begins laughing uncontrollably. He literally has to stop laughing because he strains his abdominal muscle. It takes him five whole minutes before he can get the words out,

SlingBlade "Where--where the fuck are your pants?"
Tucker "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. This is all your fault, Mr. Rhino Dump. If you hadn't had that miscarriage in our toilet I wouldn't be COVERED IN SHIT!"

He couldn"t stop laughing long enough to respond. I took what remained of my dignity and got in the shower. As I was cleaning the poop off my back, I could hear him yell out:

"This is clear proof that there is a God, and he is just!"

I litterally cried

holy shit, this post wins, haven't laughed as hard as i did in a long time
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: snickers on May 13, 2010, 01:48:39 AM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: tatertots on May 13, 2010, 08:28:27 PM
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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Rihardslol on May 15, 2010, 11:45:37 AM
(http://img1.www.spoki.lv/upload/articles/14/143091/images/Jaunas-un-dazas-67.jpg)

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Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: scootboard on July 17, 2010, 08:20:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWFyxoTB7NI&playnext_from=TL&videos=WYwYvvFG7Zw
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: red deer. on July 20, 2010, 08:10:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWFyxoTB7NI&playnext_from=TL&videos=WYwYvvFG7Zw
oh. my. god.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: pyrex vision on July 20, 2010, 08:26:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1krkgvwHbo
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: alrightythen on July 27, 2010, 01:47:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWFyxoTB7NI&playnext_from=TL&videos=WYwYvvFG7Zw
oh. my. god.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: VictoriousOG on July 28, 2010, 10:11:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68edB_Q1e4g
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: DustyGozongas on September 24, 2010, 02:12:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWFyxoTB7NI&playnext_from=TL&videos=WYwYvvFG7Zw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWFyxoTB7NI&playnext_from=TL&videos=WYwYvvFG7Zw)

I lost.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Avicci on October 24, 2010, 01:14:45 PM
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j52/biggwatt/ClassyJereme.jpg)

this one got me haha.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Avicci on October 24, 2010, 01:25:41 PM
thought I would add something
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-WHfRzTNS0#)
(http://www.careyscottrr.com/sberra.JPG)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: john04o8 on November 10, 2010, 02:01:58 AM
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff51/yourtasteofdeath/1207543669303ui0.gif)

This is the best one so far.



HAHAHA agreeed
this is the best, id go to that show
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: john04o8 on November 10, 2010, 02:09:08 AM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/7/74/1252555011518.jpg/400px-1252555011518.jpg)
haha wtf i lost
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Filip on November 13, 2010, 02:30:58 AM
Dont know if you guys saw this, but this dude is straight up chinese gangsta:D

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_o47Gs6DQ0&feature=related#)

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzfgPipoeNI&feature=related#)

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv9wk5lgGFo&feature=related#)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Timo on December 05, 2010, 02:16:11 PM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/7/74/1252555011518.jpg/400px-1252555011518.jpg)
haha wtf i lost
hahaha fuck
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: john04o8 on December 05, 2010, 02:34:55 PM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/7/74/1252555011518.jpg/400px-1252555011518.jpg)
haha wtf i lost
hahaha fuck
looks like the rock is feenin' for some puss at the last picture box haha, he might as well get on that DP
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: vince the stud on July 28, 2011, 07:04:09 PM
My Vagina Aint Handicapped Freestyle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZEWC3NGZtI#)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Doogie Howser Ph.D. on July 29, 2011, 11:34:48 PM
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Ernie McCracken on July 30, 2011, 11:03:20 PM
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff19/briden108/1259251524777.jpg)


Hahahaha holy shit

whoever wins has no soul.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: The Twilight Zone on July 31, 2011, 03:44:10 PM
i guess i dont have a soul then.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Skate Troll on June 15, 2012, 05:17:49 PM
nothing makes you laugh anti hero
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Tale Crab on November 26, 2012, 12:37:53 AM
(http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/BadTattoosGrandpa.jpg)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Alan on November 26, 2012, 11:45:32 AM
Total loss.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Zurg on November 29, 2012, 02:10:35 PM
hahahaha. that looks like its then front of his house too. thatd be quite a thing to walk in on
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: ttching! on November 29, 2012, 02:23:02 PM
Total loss.

edit:

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9g75h5iPD1r0c1kwo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Merked on December 31, 2012, 12:51:37 PM
Total loss.

edit:

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9g75h5iPD1r0c1kwo1_1280.jpg)

bahahaha lost hard
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: ttching! on February 19, 2013, 09:42:07 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1053921f891452184c2aa37742363154/tumblr_mi6r6tc6AW1rw370to1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: jerrys_kids on February 19, 2013, 11:03:29 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1053921f891452184c2aa37742363154/tumblr_mi6r6tc6AW1rw370to1_500.jpg)

Mother of God
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: jerrys_kids on February 21, 2013, 08:29:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXp2ruZoxK8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXp2ruZoxK8)

Makes me crack up
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: ttching! on February 25, 2013, 11:02:42 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/663e059d8b15e69761f611f41c04f551/tumblr_mid9k6DuzZ1qb5gkjo2_400.gif)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Alan on February 28, 2013, 03:40:05 PM
I laughed, was disgusted, then laughed again. +1
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: ttching! on March 08, 2013, 01:27:22 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lihxbgdFxo1qzgcjvo1_250.gif)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: MuchasGracias on March 09, 2013, 04:48:15 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/New+Background..+You+love+it+FJ.+Dedz+to+4chan+you_a92c41_3395686.jpg)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: ttching! on March 25, 2013, 04:04:02 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7b1jgKriu1rnmjxuo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: DeputyDoses on April 02, 2013, 12:40:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOuyJPMhfxg
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: brycickle on April 02, 2013, 06:59:00 PM
I win.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Exposure on January 17, 2014, 10:19:44 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/emerican_idol/111003_rocknroll.jpg?t=1240273400)


I lost
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: iSk84thechicas on January 20, 2014, 04:35:49 AM
Time to lose.....

(http://www.spaceavalanche.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/stick-up.jpg)

(http://www.spaceavalanche.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/black-santa_on-black1.jpg)

(http://www.spaceavalanche.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bad-chewy-versb-on-black2.jpg)

(http://www.spaceavalanche.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/batman_english.jpg)

http://www.spaceavalanche.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/matrix_english.jpg

And last but not least...

(http://www.demotivation.us/media/demotivators/demotivation.us__Determination-If-you-have-the-intelligence-and-willpower-everything-is-possible.jpg)

Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: heckler on January 21, 2014, 06:59:32 AM
I win.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: KoRnholio8 on January 22, 2014, 03:41:21 AM
I win.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: paraquat on January 22, 2014, 09:18:26 PM
I win.
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: .dilla on March 16, 2014, 05:33:34 AM
Don't know if any of these have been posted here
(http://i.imgur.com/RQVVF.gif)
(http://s28.postimg.org/40qjf48vv/1393556033306.gif)
(http://s29.postimg.org/mkvh0i5hx/1393841369519.gif)
(http://s2.postimg.org/3zwyj707b/1393916212122.gif)
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: iSk84thechicas on March 19, 2014, 11:18:16 AM
Don't know if any of these have been posted here
(http://i.imgur.com/RQVVF.gif)
(http://s28.postimg.org/40qjf48vv/1393556033306.gif)
(http://s29.postimg.org/mkvh0i5hx/1393841369519.gif)
(http://s2.postimg.org/3zwyj707b/1393916212122.gif)

Re post, the images are fucked up
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on July 09, 2014, 04:15:20 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lihxbgdFxo1qzgcjvo1_250.gif)
oh my god i would love to smell that
Title: Re: you laugh you lose
Post by: Molte on February 28, 2016, 01:25:14 PM
French Bulldog Fart Scare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN1KigdIahc&feature=youtu.be#)