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Title: BORING ALERT!
Post by: kev on July 28, 2006, 05:30:36 PM
The top threads are a one year old trick, Alex Olson, and where are they now?! 

BORING ALERT!  BORING ALERT!  BORING ALERT!  BORING ALERT!  BORING ALERT!  BORING ALERT!

we're in serious need of some pro beef or new shoe pics.
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: heckler on July 28, 2006, 05:34:52 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: Gest on July 28, 2006, 05:40:49 PM
we can talk about all our cool animated gifs haha
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: Gest on July 28, 2006, 05:42:27 PM
but mizzark still has the best animated gif here

because i still dont know what the fuck it is
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: gub on July 28, 2006, 06:42:55 PM
but mizzark still has the best animated gif here

because i still dont know what the fuck it is

system of a down
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: clientele. on July 28, 2006, 06:49:45 PM
boring.
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Post by: 2G on July 28, 2006, 08:43:13 PM
team boring is making a comeback???????????
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: Mizzark on July 28, 2006, 11:25:54 PM
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but mizzark still has the best animated gif here

because i still dont know what the fuck it is
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system of a down

(http://i7.tinypic.com/21bnnrb.gif)
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: L.S on July 29, 2006, 01:09:37 AM
FUCK YEA! ERRBODY LOOK AT THE BLINKING GIF!

anyone who claims that that's boring is obviously regular.
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: E.l.G on July 29, 2006, 03:16:14 AM
FUCK I can't find the SOAD blinking .gif appreciation thread.
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: Alexactly on July 29, 2006, 03:19:55 AM
Hey guys, what\'s up?
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: L.S on July 29, 2006, 03:23:51 AM
Hey guys, what\'s up?

HA! YESSSSSS......
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: E.l.G on July 29, 2006, 03:25:06 AM
I guess schmitty hasn't quite figured out the ban function yet...
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: Alexactly on July 29, 2006, 03:33:37 AM
You\\\'d be surprised. Other things Schmitty hasn\'t quite figured out yet:

*Sex with a women. \"Am I supposed to eat her pussy first, or will she eat mine first?\"

*Wiping after taking a shit. \"I always go too far and get feces in my vag, which ends up casuing a terrible bladder infection\"

*That time of the month. \"I swear, I like can\'t help but cut myself. I JUST WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING, ANYTHING! IS THAT SO WRONG? WELL THEN FUCK YOU MR. FASCIST PIG ASSHOLE!\"
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: 1992 on July 29, 2006, 04:20:37 AM
hahahahaha.......wow.
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: yoyoyo on July 29, 2006, 05:57:59 AM
Mizzarks avatar is some anime flash alien fuck girl thing I've seen it somwhere? You can probably find it if you google it.
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: Alexactly on August 01, 2006, 07:48:27 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, BUMP!
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: 2G on August 01, 2006, 08:07:32 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, BUMP!

why/ aren'/t you typing/ like this /? / / / / / / / / / /
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: yourlocalsk8bum on November 16, 2019, 01:37:19 PM
This website is still boring.
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: JimThome on November 16, 2019, 01:48:10 PM
This website is still boring.

Idk I think your thread really attributed...
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: doublesteveburger on November 16, 2019, 03:19:47 PM
fuck it I’ll bite

There’s literally a thread about a dude in the industry being outed for being a pedo, a female pro transitioning, a dork falling out due to drugs and rain, baker fucking four, and autistic candles. Not to mention photos/video and the music section always delivering and the whatever section where you can talk about rimming yourself and no one blinks and eye.


You’re boring, baby!
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: rapscallion on November 16, 2019, 04:08:30 PM
fuck it I’ll bite

There’s literally a thread about a dude in the industry being outed for being a pedo, a female pro transitioning, a dork falling out due to drugs and rain, baker fucking four, and autistic candles. Not to mention photos/video and the music section always delivering and the whatever section where you can talk about rimming yourself and no one blinks and eye.


You’re boring, baby!
You bit all right. And he only had to wait 13 years.
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: doublesteveburger on November 16, 2019, 07:24:16 PM
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fuck it I’ll bite

There’s literally a thread about a dude in the industry being outed for being a pedo, a female pro transitioning, a dork falling out due to drugs and rain, baker fucking four, and autistic candles. Not to mention photos/video and the music section always delivering and the whatever section where you can talk about rimming yourself and no one blinks and eye.


You’re boring, baby!
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You bit all right. And he only had to wait 13 years.

These things take time.
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: Supreme George on November 16, 2019, 07:33:03 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/sGQGOQc.jpg)
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: Yonnycage on November 16, 2019, 07:55:57 PM
alex olson is pretty boring
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: Skart on November 16, 2019, 08:01:56 PM
Certain type of fucking up where we can't really say anything meaningful to you

Like a dog licking it's wounds, you'll have some shit rebuttal to any criticism

You're fucking up dude
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: LordManHammer on November 16, 2019, 08:03:55 PM
Some dickhead in a redneck truck tried to flex by tearing ass on my street,  I made a jerk off motion directly at driver and shook my head in disapproval manner.
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: DirtyBurger on November 17, 2019, 05:36:05 AM
Some dickhead in a redneck truck tried to flex by tearing ass on my street,  I made a jerk off motion directly at driver and shook my head in disapproval manner.

I usually just give them a big ol' thumbs up gesture. Let's them know I'm really ok with what they're doing.
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: SneakySecrets on November 17, 2019, 06:43:55 AM
Some dickhead in a redneck truck tried to flex by tearing ass on my street,  I made a jerk off motion directly at driver and shook my head in disapproval manner.

You know he’s up in a deer stand right now getting all eaten up inside about it.  He’s also thinking something along the lines of “Why am I up in this stand right now?  Is this really fun?  I don’t even know why I’m doing this.  Is it just to fit in with my peer group?  When I look upon God’s creation and see a beautiful, innocent creature walk by, do I really have the urge to kill it?  I don’t need it’s meat for sustenance.  When will I ever break from this guilded cage of redneck decadence I’ve constructed for myself?  It’s always been a lie.  When will I find the courage to be who I want to be?  Sequined one-piece jumpsuit?  Yes please!  And I would put on that fabulous, blood red sequined jumpsuit and that white feather boa and I’d go out to the big city and see the people I like to see and listen to the music i want to hear and I would DANCE damn it... I would DANCE until dawn!”
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: Microforrest on November 17, 2019, 07:06:15 AM
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Some dickhead in a redneck truck tried to flex by tearing ass on my street,  I made a jerk off motion directly at driver and shook my head in disapproval manner.
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You know he’s up in a deer stand right now getting all eaten up inside about it.  He’s also thinking something along the lines of “Why am I up in this stand right now?  Is this really fun?  I don’t even know why I’m doing this.  Is it just to fit in with my peer group?  When I look upon God’s creation and see a beautiful, innocent creature walk by, do I really have the urge to kill it?  I don’t need it’s meat for sustenance.  When will I ever break from this guilded cage of redneck decadence I’ve constructed for myself?  It’s always been a lie.  When will I find the courage to be who I want to be?  Sequined one-piece jumpsuit?  Yes please!  And I would put on that fabulous, blood red sequined jumpsuit and that white feather boa and I’d go out to the big city and see the people I like to see and listen to the music i want to hear and I would DANCE damn it... I would DANCE until dawn!”
you just posted cringe bro
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: LordManHammer on November 17, 2019, 07:10:26 AM
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Some dickhead in a redneck truck tried to flex by tearing ass on my street,  I made a jerk off motion directly at driver and shook my head in disapproval manner.
[close]

You know he’s up in a deer stand right now getting all eaten up inside about it.  He’s also thinking something along the lines of “Why am I up in this stand right now?  Is this really fun?  I don’t even know why I’m doing this.  Is it just to fit in with my peer group?  When I look upon God’s creation and see a beautiful, innocent creature walk by, do I really have the urge to kill it?  I don’t need it’s meat for sustenance.  When will I ever break from this guilded cage of redneck decadence I’ve constructed for myself?  It’s always been a lie.  When will I find the courage to be who I want to be?  Sequined one-piece jumpsuit?  Yes please!  And I would put on that fabulous, blood red sequined jumpsuit and that white feather boa and I’d go out to the big city and see the people I like to see and listen to the music i want to hear and I would DANCE damn it... I would DANCE until dawn!”
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you just posted cringe bro
I can imagine the redneck now arguing with his dad I wanna dance dad! In his sequined real tree jumpsuit onesie.

I wanna dance dad not skin animals!!!
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: authentic_creed_bratton on November 17, 2019, 11:08:55 AM
Some dickhead in a redneck truck tried to flex by tearing ass on my street,  I made a jerk off motion directly at driver and shook my head in disapproval manner.
laughing at them works a lot better
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: Deputy Wendell on November 17, 2019, 11:33:06 AM

i don't get it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoYiQ8Qsozk
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: flamingoflyout on November 17, 2019, 03:26:25 PM
PLEASE tell me there will be a slap year in review and maybe crew neck sweaters, and maybe try and get a shalom on the 9er club
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: SneakySecrets on November 17, 2019, 05:05:26 PM
PLEASE tell me there will be a slap year in review and maybe crew neck sweaters, and maybe try and get a shalom on the 9er club

ABD kid.
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: GAY on November 18, 2019, 09:00:06 AM
I actually back this thread 100%. Shame on you guys for taking us to Dullsville lately.
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: os89 on November 18, 2019, 09:10:38 AM
I actually back this thread 100%. Shame on you guys for taking us to Dullsville lately.

Let's take it to Shalomsville!

We come from the land of the pals and trolls
From the world wide web, where the kooks call home
Hammers of the slap gods

We'll comment on new threads
To fuck around, and post cool stuff
Shalom, I am cumming!
Title: Re: BORING ALERT!
Post by: GAY on November 18, 2019, 09:32:01 AM
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I actually back this thread 100%. Shame on you guys for taking us to Dullsville lately.
[close]

Let's take it to Shalomsville!

We come from the land of the pals and trolls
From the world wide web, where the kooks call home
Hammers of the slap gods

We'll comment on new threads
To fuck around, and post cool stuff
Shalom, I am cumming!

Damn, this part left me breathless.