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Title: Cale Nuske?
Post by: Self-Educated on July 30, 2006, 07:05:45 PM
Remember this guy? He came outta OZ and ripped but then dissapeared.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: BleachBeach on July 30, 2006, 07:10:24 PM
His part in Bon Appetit, besides have only one line, was fantastic.  He's been hurt though I think.  He's had a couple ES ads I think.
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Post by: roulette on July 30, 2006, 07:28:45 PM
fucked up knee
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Post by: Mat on July 30, 2006, 07:55:55 PM
nah he's around, he's gonna be in YeS
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Post by: Alexactly on July 30, 2006, 09:18:39 PM
COULD HE BE ANY MORE BLAND?!?
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Post by: 1qaz2wsx on July 30, 2006, 09:19:42 PM
COULD HE BE ANY MORE BLAND?!?

yes he could, IE eldridge
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Post by: Alexactly on July 30, 2006, 09:21:57 PM
They\'re the same person.
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Post by: 2G on July 30, 2006, 09:30:47 PM
He's had a fair amount of injuries over the past few years. it will be good to see new stuff from him, he's good.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: hesh_trash on July 30, 2006, 09:46:32 PM
Justin Eldrige = the least deserving pro to currently have a shoe. Didn't he get a shoe like 6 months after chocolate turned him pro?
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: MFMartha on July 30, 2006, 10:27:21 PM
But if you look at it from a finical perspective,people in general are really stoked on eltridge.We cant keep his deck or shoes in stock.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: obeygiant on July 30, 2006, 10:44:51 PM
Justin Eldrige = the least deserving pro to currently have a shoe. Didn't he get a shoe like 6 months after chocolate turned him pro?

gotta agree with that hes good but hes never even had a real video part ... some many more dudes deserve a shoe (danny garcia,welsh,pops, etc. ....)
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: sleeeping on July 30, 2006, 10:57:54 PM
seems here kids keep asking about chris roberts more.
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Post by: whatnot on July 30, 2006, 11:46:48 PM
COULD HE BE ANY MORE BLAND?!?
Just like meat pie
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: Anton on July 31, 2006, 02:59:28 AM
disapeard? he had a éS ad not to long ago, a flip nosegrind on a ledge with a pretty big drop to it. He probably gonna have stuff in yés.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: jaakko-poika on July 31, 2006, 03:17:18 AM
http://www.clicheskate.com/team/riders/cale.html

nothing special, and i have no idea how old that is
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: corto on July 31, 2006, 03:18:12 AM
Got to say that guy is pretty boring. A video full of nuskes eldridges wade desarmos and prods wouldn't be very exciting to watch. Sometimes it doesn't hurt to use the trick that didn't go down perfectly. To me even someone like Javier nunez with his swinging arms has more style to his skating than these.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: Lasero on July 31, 2006, 03:32:26 AM
Cale Nuske boring? come on...
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Post by: max power on July 31, 2006, 03:41:47 AM
Cale Nuske boring? come on...
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Post by: corto on July 31, 2006, 03:48:05 AM
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Cale Nuske boring? come on...
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Hehe yeah believe it or not. Hope I'm not alone with my _daring_ opinion
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: max power on July 31, 2006, 03:51:53 AM
he is a hundred times less boring than eldridge, i don't know what you're all smoking. if he can get a proper video part togther without an injury he will change alot of opinions.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: L.S on July 31, 2006, 03:57:04 AM
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Cale Nuske boring? come on...
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Hehe yeah believe it or not. Hope I'm not alone with my _daring_ opinion

he's bland as fuck. im with you on this one.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: rome on July 31, 2006, 05:46:28 AM
yeah he ruined his knee a couple of time and had to get surgery
hes been healthy for a while now so he should have a full oart in that e's vid.
id rather see a video full of skaters like eldridge and cale than a team full of tight jean wearing hand draggers jumping down 40 stairs anyday
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: theloniousmonk on July 31, 2006, 06:17:48 AM
I know they had the teaser out, but is the es video supposed to drop anytime this year?
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: corto on July 31, 2006, 06:38:05 AM
id rather see a video full of skaters like eldridge and cale than a team full of tight jean wearing hand draggers jumping down 40 stairs anyday

oh well that's true as hell. I don't dislike nuske just find him a bit dull.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: ymhy on July 31, 2006, 07:47:13 AM
cale nuske makes me yawn

and he reminds me of a guy who i thoroughly dislike, so fuck him
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Post by: Anton on July 31, 2006, 09:13:50 AM
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Cale Nuske boring? come on...
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Hehe yeah believe it or not. Hope I'm not alone with my _daring_ opinion

no u not alone, I think hes pretty boring even tho P rod is way more boring
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: kuark on July 31, 2006, 09:30:37 AM
I know they had the teaser out, but is the es video supposed to drop anytime this year?

they say fall 2006 but it was suppose to be out last year ... so you never know.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: Self-Educated on July 31, 2006, 09:49:19 AM
I think Clich'e turned him pro, but it'd been forever since anything had been mentioned of him in a mag, video, anything. Eldridge, P-Rod, Cale, etc are ridiculously good, but yeah, I get sick of perfect tricks non-stop too. Where's the flavor? GET LOOSE!
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: jjevansholla on August 01, 2006, 09:28:03 PM
Got to say that guy is pretty boring. A video full of nuskes eldridges wade desarmos and prods wouldn't be very exciting to watch. Sometimes it doesn't hurt to use the trick that didn't go down perfectly. To me even someone like Javier nunez with his swinging arms has more style to his skating than these.


javier nunez is nasty get the fuck outta here, damn im reminisin about that switch f/s ng pop out over the grate (last trick in street cinema) , i understand the point your tryna make but you gotta actually use someone good with a wack style, let's see, like lennie kirk
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: Jezza on August 02, 2006, 02:16:15 AM
NUSKE IS SICK  :)
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: L.S on August 02, 2006, 02:18:21 AM
NUSKE IS SICK :)

was he staying with murdo as well?
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: corto on August 02, 2006, 04:50:53 AM
javier nunez is nasty get the fuck outta here, damn im reminisin about that switch f/s ng pop out over the grate (last trick in street cinema) , i understand the point your tryna make but you gotta actually use someone good with a wack style, let's see, like lennie kirk

ah yes, lennie kirk is a very good choice
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: monster network on August 02, 2006, 04:56:42 AM
i find australian skateboarding much the same as the australians on slap, by far the majority is dull and lame as fuck yet there are the odd shining exceptions...(liege on here...i'm struggling with the skateboarding example...but there are a couple)
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: L.S on August 02, 2006, 05:32:16 AM
dustin?
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: monster network on August 02, 2006, 05:37:13 AM
true, he's awesome
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: max power on August 02, 2006, 05:50:51 AM
i find australian skateboarding much the same as the australians on slap, by far the majority is dull and lame as fuck yet there are the odd shining exceptions...(liege on here...i'm struggling with the skateboarding example...but there are a couple)
lewis marnell
andrew brophy
shane cross
phil mackie
andrew currie
dorfus
etc.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: BleachBeach on August 02, 2006, 07:15:36 AM
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Justin Eldrige = the least deserving pro to currently have a shoe. Didn't he get a shoe like 6 months after chocolate turned him pro?
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gotta agree with that hes good but hes never even had a real video part ... some many more dudes deserve a shoe (danny garcia,welsh,pops, etc. ....)

Hey if all those guys wanted to ride for Es they could have pro shoes too.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: rhp on August 02, 2006, 07:36:54 AM
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i find australian skateboarding much the same as the australians on slap, by far the majority is dull and lame as fuck yet there are the odd shining exceptions...(liege on here...i'm struggling with the skateboarding example...but there are a couple)
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lewis marnell
andrew brophy
shane cross
phil mackie
andrew currie
dorfus
etc.

dennis durrant
chima ferguson
dustin dollin
duncombe
and many more that americans will never hear about
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: The Bullet on August 02, 2006, 09:27:09 AM
shane cross, gareth stehr...they're sick right?
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: leeroy on August 02, 2006, 09:32:18 AM
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i find australian skateboarding much the same as the australians on slap, by far the majority is dull and lame as fuck yet there are the odd shining exceptions...(liege on here...i'm struggling with the skateboarding example...but there are a couple)
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lewis marnell
andrew brophy
shane cross
phil mackie
andrew currie
dorfus
etc.


brophy's english?
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: Anton on August 02, 2006, 09:37:20 AM
brophy from oz but he lives in london
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: the iron monkey on August 02, 2006, 11:41:56 AM
brophy is a good, less boring nuske basically.
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Post by: sklls?itsthe90sguy on August 02, 2006, 12:03:57 PM
i find australian skateboarding much the same as the australians on slap, by far the majority is dull and lame as fuck yet there are the odd shining exceptions...(liege on here...i'm struggling with the skateboarding example...but there are a couple)
I find the same to be true for England, and triply so for Canada. England USUALLY equates to serviceable but trite 'Slap cliches', while Canada is a jingoist mix of waterd-down, be--Half Cabbed 'skartists' (who just got done painting wizards and non-sequiters on skate decks for the next Anti-Social show), very faggy, overly-groomed and color-coordinated wiggers who usually exist because of the Quebecois-French thing, and jocks...who at that point I'd actually probably have the most fun hanging out with. At least they eat shark hearts.*

*Yeah, I know (fuckface).
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: Alan on August 02, 2006, 12:13:29 PM
Oooh, someone's very sensitive.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: the iron monkey on August 02, 2006, 12:15:47 PM
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i find australian skateboarding much the same as the australians on slap, by far the majority is dull and lame as fuck yet there are the odd shining exceptions...(liege on here...i'm struggling with the skateboarding example...but there are a couple)
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I find the same to be true for England, and triply so for Canada. England USUALLY equates to serviceable but trite 'Slap cliches', while Canada is a jingoist mix of waterd-down, be--Half Cabbed 'skartists' (who just got done painting wizards and non-sequiters on skate decks for the next Anti-Social show), very faggy, overly-groomed and color-coordinated wiggers who usually exist because of the Quebecois-French thing, and jocks...who at that point I'd actually probably have the most fun hanging out with. At least they eat shark hearts.*

*Yeah, I know (fuckface).

ok i'm english but as you said usually and took the trouble to capitalise it and bearing in mind that monster network is probably the most prominent english poster here and wields a trite but sericeable slap cliche like none other ima let that go.

for the record i've talked shit on gonz (the real one not m.n), krooked and mccrank recently.

Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on August 02, 2006, 12:20:04 PM
I met him a while back, he seemed cool....
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: max power on August 02, 2006, 12:25:40 PM
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i find australian skateboarding much the same as the australians on slap, by far the majority is dull and lame as fuck yet there are the odd shining exceptions...(liege on here...i'm struggling with the skateboarding example...but there are a couple)
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I find the same to be true for England, and triply so for Canada. England USUALLY equates to serviceable but trite 'Slap cliches', while Canada is a jingoist mix of waterd-down, be--Half Cabbed 'skartists' (who just got done painting wizards and non-sequiters on skate decks for the next Anti-Social show), very faggy, overly-groomed and color-coordinated wiggers who usually exist because of the Quebecois-French thing, and jocks...who at that point I'd actually probably have the most fun hanging out with. At least they eat shark hearts.*

*Yeah, I know (fuckface).
ha
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: big sexy on August 02, 2006, 12:45:08 PM
this dude is so sick like waykind he just like flips in and flips out ya know? he should have been pro like 5 years ago for sure
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: Vibetek on August 02, 2006, 03:48:24 PM
i find australian skateboarding much the same as the australians on slap, by far the majority is dull and lame as fuck yet there are the odd shining exceptions...(liege on here...i'm struggling with the skateboarding example...but there are a couple)

Please don't use few Australians that post here as an example of the many.

Same goes for who you see. For every commercially acceptable Aussie you've seen who's received the limelight there is an underground ripper who can think outside of the square and come up with interesting stuff.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: SixofSeven on August 02, 2006, 08:03:27 PM
Although he does have a lot of similarities with Justin Timberlake Eldridge I still think Cale is the shit. You don't fuck with his part in Bon Appetit
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: rhp on August 02, 2006, 08:38:17 PM
gareth stehr...sick right?
hes from new zealand, but i guess its a similar scene
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: sir ruffs a lot on August 02, 2006, 11:17:42 PM
HE WAS RAW AS FUCK.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: shady on August 02, 2006, 11:32:41 PM
i find australian skateboarding much the same as the australians on slap, by far the majority is dull and lame as fuck yet there are the odd shining exceptions...(liege on here...i'm struggling with the skateboarding example...but there are a couple)

The scene is what people should look at right? Skateboarding isn't a competition, unless your a cerksucker..Sure America kills in terms of talent, obviously but Australia still has its fair share to keep the scene growing and people stoked as noted before. Not to brag but generally speaking skaters who travel here (GWC for example) love it and are well looked after. I'd love to be more apart of it but my lifestyle doesn't allow, whatever..if you don't like it you can go and get fucked.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: shady on August 02, 2006, 11:33:51 PM
apologies if that was a bit off topic.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: monster network on August 03, 2006, 03:22:58 AM
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i find australian skateboarding much the same as the australians on slap, by far the majority is dull and lame as fuck yet there are the odd shining exceptions...(liege on here...i'm struggling with the skateboarding example...but there are a couple)
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I find the same to be true for England, and triply so for Canada. England USUALLY equates to serviceable but trite 'Slap cliches', while Canada is a jingoist mix of waterd-down, be--Half Cabbed 'skartists' (who just got done painting wizards and non-sequiters on skate decks for the next Anti-Social show), very faggy, overly-groomed and color-coordinated wiggers who usually exist because of the Quebecois-French thing, and jocks...who at that point I'd actually probably have the most fun hanging out with. At least they eat shark hearts.*

*Yeah, I know (fuckface).
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ok i'm english but as you said usually and took the trouble to capitalise it and bearing in mind that monster network is probably the most prominent english poster here and wields a trite but sericeable slap cliche like none other ima let that go.

for the record i've talked shit on gonz (the real one not m.n), krooked and mccrank recently.



to be honest, i said all that just to get a rise and see what wombats would come out of the woodwork...kinda worked...hehe, sorry all. particular apologies to vibetek, i should have remembered you, i still for some reason think you're living in kew gardens neck of the woods though.

anyway, got to question someone who seems to diss 'skartists' yet has a blender quote as a username...what is that about?

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Post by: Vibetek on August 03, 2006, 03:30:13 AM
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i find australian skateboarding much the same as the australians on slap, by far the majority is dull and lame as fuck yet there are the odd shining exceptions...(liege on here...i'm struggling with the skateboarding example...but there are a couple)
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I find the same to be true for England, and triply so for Canada. England USUALLY equates to serviceable but trite 'Slap cliches', while Canada is a jingoist mix of waterd-down, be--Half Cabbed 'skartists' (who just got done painting wizards and non-sequiters on skate decks for the next Anti-Social show), very faggy, overly-groomed and color-coordinated wiggers who usually exist because of the Quebecois-French thing, and jocks...who at that point I'd actually probably have the most fun hanging out with. At least they eat shark hearts.*

*Yeah, I know (fuckface).
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ok i'm english but as you said usually and took the trouble to capitalise it and bearing in mind that monster network is probably the most prominent english poster here and wields a trite but sericeable slap cliche like none other ima let that go.

for the record i've talked shit on gonz (the real one not m.n), krooked and mccrank recently.


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to be honest, i said all that just to get a rise and see what wombats would come out of the woodwork...kinda worked...hehe, sorry all. particular apologies to vibetek, i should have remembered you, i still for some reason think you're living in kew gardens neck of the woods though.

anyway, got to question someone who seems to diss 'skartists' yet has a blender quote as a username...what is that about?




Yeah I've been living in London for the last 3 years.

I can now appreciate a good fry up, I know the off side rule and can pick which tube carriage to be on so I can get off next to an exit.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: monster network on August 03, 2006, 04:23:23 AM
if the first piece of small talk that comes to mind when talking to a stranger involves the weather you'll get a passport
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Post by: the iron monkey on August 03, 2006, 04:34:14 AM
wombats... hehe
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Post by: big sexy on August 03, 2006, 05:55:42 AM
Dude's a rail chomper or whatever, but I like him alot. 

what does that mean? rails are the sickest thing to watch so why would that be a bad thing
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Post by: L.S on August 03, 2006, 05:57:50 AM
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Dude's a rail chomper or whatever, but I like him alot. 
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what does that mean? rails are the sickest thing to watch so why would that be a bad thing

stop trying so hard.
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Post by: Mr. Mime on August 03, 2006, 06:17:08 AM
No thanks.
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Post by: big sexy on August 03, 2006, 06:53:55 AM
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Dude's a rail chomper or whatever, but I like him alot. 
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what does that mean? rails are the sickest thing to watch so why would that be a bad thing
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stop trying so hard.

shut up fagget rails are so sick i hate all these dudes all like "YO SLAP PALS 4 LYFE, GINO GOT SO MUCH STYLE WHEN HE PUSHES I WOULD RATHER WATCH THAT THAN HAMMERS" u  know railz are crazy and the hardest shyt to do
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: monster network on August 03, 2006, 07:06:17 AM
if you don't like it, fuck off
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: big sexy on August 03, 2006, 07:15:35 AM
way to moderate things you joke of a moderator. u dont know shyt about sk8ing
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: L.S on August 03, 2006, 07:17:15 AM
way to moderate things you joke of a moderator. u dont know shyt about sk8ing

well..this is a skateboarding messageboard. the sk8ing message board is on the tws site. maybe you'd find friends there.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: big sexy on August 03, 2006, 07:20:46 AM
at least i can find friends at all u friendless loooozer go play n64 in ur basement alone u fag. what does L.S. stand for anyways?  oh i know its LOVES SEMEN
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Post by: L.S on August 03, 2006, 07:25:01 AM
at least i can find friends at all

friends amongst the other retards who have such a hard time typing one sentence that'd make sense?
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: big sexy on August 03, 2006, 07:26:12 AM
well at least i dont LOVE SEMEN L.S. AKA LOVES SEMEN
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: L.S on August 03, 2006, 07:28:49 AM
thanks for the signature dude.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: monster network on August 03, 2006, 07:34:01 AM
hey, get in to your PJs, you can stay up to watch the a-team and then bed, ok?
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: shady on August 03, 2006, 09:04:08 AM
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to be honest, i said all that just to get a rise and see what wombats would come out of the woodwork...kinda worked...hehe, sorry all. particular apologies to vibetek, i should have remembered you, i still for some reason think you're living in kew gardens neck of the woods though.

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I figured as much. ummmm I live in Kew, weird.
Title: Re: Cale Nuske?
Post by: bentmode on August 03, 2006, 12:23:37 PM
bon apetit was in what 2002, his part at that time was fucking insane.