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Title: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: chocolate pow! on August 02, 2006, 10:12:47 AM
nicole ritchie has a spread in the current (i think) issue of vanity fair where she's standing near a really fancy looking pool and skaters are around here skating... you can clearly recognize scott kane but there's 3 more (2 who's faces you can see) skaters too... it's a pretty crappy photo skatewise, but ritchie looks serviceable

that is all

Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: JohnC on August 02, 2006, 10:14:01 AM
d00d so r they lyke dating?!
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: 56InchFlatScreen on August 02, 2006, 10:19:15 AM
THAT BIITCH IS A RAIL THIN CRACK WHORE.. THE COPING ON THE BOWL @ MY LOCAL SKATE PARK IS BIGGER THAN THAT NASTY BITCH !
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: Fulton on August 02, 2006, 10:25:20 AM
Nicole Richie`s grill......EWWWWWW
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: kuark on August 02, 2006, 10:29:59 AM
why the fuck were you even reading Vanity Fair?
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: damian on August 02, 2006, 10:30:13 AM
nicole ritchie is cute.
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: blockarm on August 02, 2006, 10:35:23 AM
why the fuck were you even reading Vanity Fair?
.

the only reason to read it would be to see some celeb tatas
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: chocolate pow! on August 02, 2006, 10:41:47 AM
why the fuck were you even reading Vanity Fair?

dude, i'm 25... i read what's interesting and well written (which makes me question why i visit this board a couple times of day during work)... anyway, it's my roommates copy... and i flipped through it and saw the pic... no big deal, when you're a little older you'll understand
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: LouDiamondPhillips on August 02, 2006, 10:47:19 AM
BOOBIES !
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: 56InchFlatScreen on August 02, 2006, 11:18:18 AM
DUDE THEY DONT EVEN SHOW TITS N THAT MAGAZINE.MY MOM GETS THAT SHIT .. YOUR A FUCKING WEIRDO ... FOR THAT YOU COULD HAVE JUST GOT PLAYBOY... YOUR STUPID !!!!

I'VE JUST RELIZED THIS..
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: chocolate pow! on August 02, 2006, 11:22:51 AM
DUDE THEY DONT EVEN SHOW TITS N THAT MAGAZINE.MY MOM GETS THAT SHIT .. YOUR A FUCKING WEIRDO ... FOR THAT YOU COULD HAVE JUST GOT PLAYBOY... YOUR STUPID !!!!

I'VE JUST RELIZED THIS..

well please let me know when you "relize" that it's spelled "reAlized" and that there is a difference between "your" and "you're"
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: cold budweisers on August 02, 2006, 11:25:22 AM
WHY ARE U READING VANITY FARE?!?! MY MOMS GETS THAT MAG,!!!  ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!!!!
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: p5 on August 02, 2006, 11:35:09 AM
Vanity Fair is well written?
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: chocolate pow! on August 02, 2006, 11:38:36 AM
Vanity Fair is well written?

it may not be the best but it does have a variety of things to read about that are interesting
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: jacek on August 02, 2006, 11:50:32 AM
nicoe ritchie is cute.
you shut your mouth
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: damian on August 02, 2006, 12:04:39 PM
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nicoe ritchie is cute.
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you shut your mouth

you shut your mouth and look at that profie, daisy.
(http://img.mtv3.fi/mn_kuvat/mtv3/viihde/henkilot_ja_yhtyeet/ulkomaalaiset/357389.jpg)
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: donnie_murdo on August 02, 2006, 12:05:31 PM
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nicoe ritchie is cute.
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you shut your mouth

Now wash it with soap - and do your mind while you're at it
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: what an abortion! on August 02, 2006, 12:11:40 PM
Boosh had to have been in there somewhere...
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: BlackSeptember on August 02, 2006, 12:45:20 PM
Vanity Fair is actually well written.
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: big sexy on August 02, 2006, 12:46:27 PM
FUCKIN FAGGGGGGGG
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: Cliche Guevara on August 02, 2006, 12:53:48 PM
I've picked up a copy of Vanity Fair a few times, and when I say picked up, I mean purchased.  While they might be few and far between, they have been known to publish well written articles and there is the off chance that you might see some great photography.
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: big sexy on August 02, 2006, 01:10:36 PM
FUCKIN FAGGGGGGGGGG ^^^
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: Penis_Monster on August 02, 2006, 01:20:27 PM
FUCKIN FAGGGGGGGGGG ^^^

all of a sudden being intelligent brands you as a fag? I'd rather not be straight then...
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: p5 on August 02, 2006, 01:21:31 PM
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Vanity Fair is well written?
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it may not be the best but it does have a variety of things to read about that are interesting

I was going to pick up the new tsm, and I think I'll check it out.
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: big sexy on August 02, 2006, 01:23:19 PM
dude all queers are smart so its a dead give away thats why they all read like fancy mags like vanity fair and esquire and shyt. i would rather jus be dumb and thrash in my tight jeans and ollie some stairs and shyt u know?
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: MFMartha on August 02, 2006, 01:25:42 PM
What kind of self respectingball dranging red seox likeing dude would vanity fair.......a homo
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: Penis_Monster on August 02, 2006, 01:26:05 PM
dude all queers are smart so its a dead give away thats why they all read like fancy mags like vanity fair and esquire and shyt. i would rather jus be dumb and thrash in my tight jeans and ollie some stairs and shyt u know?

True. We are all smart.
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: fuckingvegan on August 02, 2006, 01:28:23 PM
why the fuck were you even reading Vanity Fair?
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: chocolate pow! on August 02, 2006, 01:50:22 PM
shit... i was just mentioning it because it was skate related... call me a fag if you if it makes you happy

if any of you care it was the june 2006 issue
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: clientele. on August 02, 2006, 01:52:20 PM
shit i don't know what you guys are talking about, i'd beat those hella hard.
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: JohnC on August 02, 2006, 01:52:48 PM
i just can't believe that busta rhymes hit it
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: big sexy on August 02, 2006, 01:54:01 PM
idk what you guyz are talkin bout shes mad hottttttt. who would you rather bone her or paris?
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: clientele. on August 02, 2006, 01:59:52 PM
double team the sluts.

anyone down for a slap train?

idk what you guyz are talkin bout shes mad hottttttt. who would you rather bone her or paris?
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: big sexy on August 02, 2006, 02:00:19 PM
THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT BABY
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: p5 on August 02, 2006, 02:52:47 PM
Yeah, sex with popsicle stick bitches sounds awesome.

But the august issue of Vanity Fair is pretty good. I only read the (well written) article about how US use of agent orange is deforming a 3rd generation in Vietnam. But they also had articles about 9/11 conspiracies and the killing of some conservationist in Africa.  After looking it over, I didn't even bother with TSM.
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: Alan on August 02, 2006, 02:54:19 PM
This belongs in Whatever...
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: Lance on August 02, 2006, 03:16:05 PM
i just can't believe that busta rhymes hit it
did her toothp[ick legs fall off during that or after it
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: -lostart- on August 02, 2006, 04:46:33 PM
I'd rather read Vanity Fair than another Pro interview in transworld where Pros talk about their current sponsors. In fact I wish Big Brother was back and we could all talk about the latest hammer dropped in the new Whale Cock ad.
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: today can wait on August 02, 2006, 04:48:09 PM
Yeah, sex with popsicle stick bitches sounds awesome.

But the august issue of Vanity Fair is pretty good. I only read the (well written) article about how US use of agent orange is deforming a 3rd generation in Vietnam. But they also had articles about 9/11 conspiracies and the killing of some conservationist in Africa.  After looking it over, I didn't even bother with TSM.
Yeah, the August issue was a pretty good one. I think Vanity Fair is one of the better magazines out there. Their coverage of the Iraq War and American politics is some the best, in my opinion.It's also nice to read a magazine that has articles longer than a page or two. For all you out there who truly wonder why someone would read Vanity Fair, I feel sorry for you. Open your mind just a little and ignore whatever flavor of the month celebrity they put on the cover to sell a few more magainzes at the grocery checkout line and read some of the articles. There is alot of bullshit in that magazine(but nowhere near as much as People, Cosmo, TIME, or Transworld), but overall I would much rather see pictures of Nicole Ricjhie, Lynday Lohan, or some models between thought provoking and well written articles than look at a skate magazine for a few decent photographs, 8-paragraph long "articles" aimed at 14 year olds, and a complete lack of current events coverage. Top it all off with male-models ads of P-Rod and a bunch of other kooks looking "fresh", and "extreme" advertising and you have a magazine that I would barely accept for free. This is why I subscribe to Vanity Fair and not a skateboard magainze. Also, what I read in Vanity Fair actually comes in handy in conversations that occur outside of internet message boards and helps me avoid becoming an ignorant, self absorbed doofus with nothing to talk about to people who don't skate.
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: chocolate pow! on August 02, 2006, 05:25:47 PM
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Yeah, sex with popsicle stick bitches sounds awesome.

But the august issue of Vanity Fair is pretty good. I only read the (well written) article about how US use of agent orange is deforming a 3rd generation in Vietnam. But they also had articles about 9/11 conspiracies and the killing of some conservationist in Africa.  After looking it over, I didn't even bother with TSM.
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Yeah, the August issue was a pretty good one. I think Vanity Fair is one of the better magazines out there. Their coverage of the Iraq War and American politics is some the best, in my opinion.It's also nice to read a magazine that has articles longer than a page or two. For all you out there who truly wonder why someone would read Vanity Fair, I feel sorry for you. Open your mind just a little and ignore whatever flavor of the month celebrity they put on the cover to sell a few more magainzes at the grocery checkout line and read some of the articles. There is alot of bullshit in that magazine(but nowhere near as much as People, Cosmo, TIME, or Transworld), but overall I would much rather see pictures of Nicole Ricjhie, Lynday Lohan, or some models between thought provoking and well written articles than look at a skate magazine for a few decent photographs, 8-paragraph long "articles" aimed at 14 year olds, and a complete lack of current events coverage. Top it all off with male-models ads of P-Rod and a bunch of other kooks looking "fresh", and "extreme" advertising and you have a magazine that I would barely accept for free. This is why I subscribe to Vanity Fair and not a skateboard magainze. Also, what I read in Vanity Fair actually comes in handy in conversations that occur outside of internet message boards and helps me avoid becoming an ignorant, self absorbed doofus with nothing to talk about to people who don't skate.

well said
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: illmatic on August 02, 2006, 06:38:02 PM
pro interviews are soooooooooooooooooo boring
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: WORDLIFE on August 02, 2006, 07:21:29 PM
<IMG SRC="http://www.blognyc.net/images/nicole-richie-vanity-fair-01.jpg" ALT="hoes">


thats bartie and jason jones in the backround, it was a two page thing and scotts on the other side where bartie would be.  i think queertass colamonica is in the backround where jason is on the bartie page. pretty much ruined the picture. nice kickflip by jason to. its reversed on this page but real in the mag im pretty sure.

<IMG SRC="http://gallery.nicolerichie.nu/albums/photoshoots/vanityout/008.jpg" ALT="hoes">

you can see all of them here i think, scotts in the green shirt.  fucking hell. thats all i could find online, they cut the skateboarders out of most of them.  fuckin ell mate
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: mikefork on August 02, 2006, 07:25:49 PM
didnt nicole ritchie used to be a tank?
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: rapist on August 02, 2006, 07:25:55 PM
i just can't believe that busta rhymes hit it
remember when busta rhymes was good?
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: 56InchFlatScreen on August 02, 2006, 09:06:09 PM
YOU MUTHA FUCKERS JUST ALL SUCK... HOLY SHIT .. GET THIS TRASH OUTTA SKATEBOARDING.. HOLY SHIT
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: p5 on August 02, 2006, 09:14:17 PM
YOU MUTHA FUCKERS JUST ALL SUCK... HOLY SHIT .. GET THIS TRASH OUTTA SKATEBOARDING.. HOLY SHIT

I AGREE, YOU ALL SUCK, EXCEPT FOR THOSE THAT GAVE THE POSITIVE COMMENTS ABOUT VANITY FAIR, THAT MAGAZINE FUCKIN' RULES...HOLY SHIT
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: JohnC on August 02, 2006, 09:29:34 PM
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i just can't believe that busta rhymes hit it
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remember when busta rhymes was good?

no
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: big sexy on August 02, 2006, 09:31:32 PM
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i just can't believe that busta rhymes hit it
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did her toothp[ick legs fall off during that or after it

HAHAHAHAH.... SHUT UP YOU AINT FUNNY NIGGA
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: what an abortion! on August 02, 2006, 09:36:50 PM
idk what you guyz are talkin bout shes mad hottttttt. who would you rather bone her or paris?
they're both some serous hate fuck/donkey punch candidates...
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: -lostart- on August 03, 2006, 08:44:43 AM
This thread is good because 56inch gets annoyed and calls everyone a "FAGGOT".
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: cahl on August 03, 2006, 09:45:32 AM
if anybody cares i saw scott kane riding a birdhouse at the vans demo...
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: big sexy on August 03, 2006, 10:51:56 AM
WE DONT CARE! SCOTT KANE IS DONE WITH NOW HIS BOOTLEG PART ROCKED THE HOUSE BUT WHERE HAS HE BEEN?! JUST LIKE ARTO! USED TO BE SICK BUT NOW THEY SUCK!
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: dirtjers on August 03, 2006, 02:22:39 PM
clientele with the mac dre under his posts.. thats whats up , i didnt even notice that before
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: donnie_murdo on August 03, 2006, 02:24:01 PM
if anybody cares i saw scott kane riding a birdhouse at the vans demo...

What like an actual birdhouse - like Simon Woodstock would do ?
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: Mackattack on August 03, 2006, 02:52:43 PM
WE DONT CARE! SCOTT KANE IS DONE WITH NOW HIS BOOTLEG PART ROCKED THE HOUSE BUT WHERE HAS HE BEEN?! JUST LIKE ARTO! USED TO BE SICK BUT NOW THEY SUCK!

along with rocking the house, was his part also a slamma jamma?
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: big sexy on August 04, 2006, 05:59:40 AM
SLAMMA JAMMA ROCKED THE HIZZOUSE MIZZARK STIZZYLE
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: corto on August 04, 2006, 08:29:05 AM
<IMG SRC="http://www.blognyc.net/images/nicole-richie-vanity-fair-01.jpg" ALT="hoes">



Hehe "nice" kickflip indeed
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: Lance on August 05, 2006, 11:21:37 AM
shit was mob as hell
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: fuckthatshit on August 06, 2006, 01:21:55 PM
I spy chad bartie's white pants
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: blockarm on August 06, 2006, 01:38:09 PM
maybe theyre onto something Im not, but I dont think you can look sexy in some school girl uniform if you actually look like a student
Title: Re: scott kane and nicole ritchie
Post by: Tracersbrother on February 05, 2020, 11:10:09 PM
nicole ritchie is cute.
I WOULD fuck the shit outta her. I love girls that look like guys so she would catch my smoke