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Title: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: snickers on June 03, 2009, 12:46:46 AM
c'mon folks, i know most of us have one, whether you love 'em, hate 'em, or just don't really care. because, when it's last call and that girl who's little on the hefty side is eyefucking you fucking the shit out of you, it doesn't really matter.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Appresh Thread
Post by: SkeeterValentine. on June 03, 2009, 12:49:17 AM
nah
Title: Re: Fat Chick Appresh Thread
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 03, 2009, 12:56:01 AM
The reasons are obvious, but we used to have a big group of friends partying every week and we all used the term DISRESPECTFUL for fat bitches (it also applied to chicks who won't call their friends, because it means less attention for themselves).  There was this dumbass fat fucking horribly annoying bitch who partied every weekend with us.  She was so annoying and just drove us insane.  We always told her to leave because she "was so fucking goddamn disrespectful" and she never got what we were talking about. 

So one night I got really really drunk and she followed us into this field (no recollection of why we walked/went to said field) and I was like WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE YOU ARE SO GODDAMN FUCKING FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I meant to say disrespectful because god knows we didn't need her to get more annoying by crying, but I was too out of it to know better.  She finally understood what we had been saying all those times to her and it just shattered her self esteem.  I'm sure she didn't have much self esteem to be lost so all was well.

Edit for another story about her -

She wouldn't leave one night after that and tried to act like she was okay with being considered extremely fat by all of us.  So I told everyone from now on to temporarily drop the disrespectful talk and just straight up BOO her.  Every time she got near us we would BOOOOOO as loud as we could and give her thumbs down until she left.  We thought she had left but she was actually sleeping in someone's car a ways from the party.  She got out of the car at about 6 AM and we were still there.  She walked over to us and she got halfway there before the most immense amount of Booing to ever take place went down and we boo'd her rigiht back into the car and she drove home.  It was a great victory.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: frisco on June 03, 2009, 01:07:51 AM
There was this fat chick who gave head to this guy at the beach one night, and he couldnt bust so he peed in her mouth, Its a notorious tale around these parts

 
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Des Esseintes on June 03, 2009, 02:23:54 AM
There was this fat chick who gave head to this guy at the beach one night, and he couldnt bust so he peed in her mouth, Its a notorious tale around these parts

 
Fuck, I did that once.

After a bottle of navy rum and too much smoke.

This girl was terrible at giving head and was gnawing away with her teeth. So I just started pissing all over her.

It was hard to aim, being that I was still rock hard, but I'm pretty sure my impromptu golden shower soaked her right through.

She got the last laugh though, being that I was left with bloody scrape marks up and down my bellend.

Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: tough omelette on June 03, 2009, 02:34:40 AM
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Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: paulhartman4prez on June 03, 2009, 05:57:24 AM
In 8th grade, this fat girl(also smelly and dirty), was called to the front of the class to work out a math equation. She slipped on a piece of chalk and smacked the floor with her ass while her body let out a hilarious fart, to make matters worse.

She also fell down backwards at the top of the steps in my school, rolled halfway down backwards and took out a kid who we used to call "Panny-hose"(last name pun) for the rest of the flight. All in all, it was a win for the 8th grade class of Star of The Sea in Cape May, NJ that day.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: ALT on June 03, 2009, 06:37:19 AM
There's a girl in my town that is commonly known as 'Fat Emma'

My brother has a fat ginger friend who is notorious for sleeping with anything, half the girls he gets with look like road workers.
Anyway one drunk night he goes back to Fat Emma's house and has sex with her.
After they were finished she turns to him and asks "can you stay for a bit and just cuddle with me?"
So he says "Yeah ok I'm just going to the toilet". As he gets up he picks up his clothes, to which Fat Emma says "Why do you need your clothes to go to the toilet?"
He then turns around and threatens her to never tell anyone that he had sex with her, then runs off down the stairs and out the house down the street completely naked carrying his clothes.

2 weeks later when he was drunk he told everyone what happened.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Watson on June 03, 2009, 07:27:28 AM
Oh god. I better stay away from this thread.....
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: brooklyn brawler on June 03, 2009, 07:37:37 AM
They have really weird pussies.

Trust me. Beenderdundat.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: beeda weeda on June 03, 2009, 07:48:14 AM
Oh god. I better stay away from this thread.....
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Hola on June 03, 2009, 08:34:07 AM
in high school there was an array of fat bitches all with nick names like Bubbles, Hank Hill, Thessalonious, but the nastiest bitch was Wet Rat.  she was the fattest hickest white trash girl ever.  always dirty and she was always pretending to be eating out some pussy.

sometimes there are Wet Rat sightings, its like seeing footage of Gino
sorry my story sucks




ive never fucked a fat bitch
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: killing time on June 03, 2009, 09:02:38 AM
one time acouple new years back, i was out at this party in modesto.  durring the time, i had just rolled my ankle earlier that day pretty bad.  but i wasn't discouraged to party because its new years.. so i grabbed my buddies pair of crutches and went way the fuck out to modesto for my buddies party.  so i get there, and soon im fucking trashed, dancing to mac dre on my crutches bein an idiot.   soon im out side smoking a grit, and this other fluffy girl i out side smokin one too, were just hangin out shootin the shit.  all of a sudden screaming comes from in side "HAPPY NEW YEARS!".  I turn and look at the girl and said "wanna make out?"  i was fully aware of the situation i going to get myself into, and when my beer goggels come on, i horse looks like jenny hendrix to me (the is clearly an issue for me.) but anyways im stickin my tounge down this girls throught and shes so juiced like grabbin my ass, all gross and nasty.  but then something great happened (and this is why i believe that there is a god out there.)  a little voice in my head came to me and told me "don't do it".  and then that just got the gears in my head movin a little bit to realise the disgusting sin i was commiting.  so i pushed her away from me, grabbed my crutches and hobbeled in. 
the next day i was hungover like a donky.  on the way home my buddies and me were just talking about the night before, and my friend was like "damn bill, you killing it last night, dancin on your crutches." and not even really thinking about what i was about to say, i just blurted out "hell yeah man, did you see the dude i made out with last night? i mean... fuck."  they all figured out that what i ment to say was that i made out with that big girl, and they still clown on me to this day about that.  she really did look like a fat dude.   
Title: Re: Fat Chick Appresh Thread
Post by: rob2 on June 03, 2009, 09:15:16 AM
The reasons are obvious, but we used to have a big group of friends partying every week and we all used the term DISRESPECTFUL for fat bitches (it also applied to chicks who won't call their friends, because it means less attention for themselves).  There was this dumbass fat fucking horribly annoying bitch who partied every weekend with us.  She was so annoying and just drove us insane.  We always told her to leave because she "was so fucking goddamn disrespectful" and she never got what we were talking about. 

So one night I got really really drunk and she followed us into this field (no recollection of why we walked/went to said field) and I was like WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE YOU ARE SO GODDAMN FUCKING FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I meant to say disrespectful because god knows we didn't need her to get more annoying by crying, but I was too out of it to know better.  She finally understood what we had been saying all those times to her and it just shattered her self esteem.  I'm sure she didn't have much self esteem to be lost so all was well.

Edit for another story about her -

She wouldn't leave one night after that and tried to act like she was okay with being considered extremely fat by all of us.  So I told everyone from now on to temporarily drop the disrespectful talk and just straight up BOO her.  Every time she got near us we would BOOOOOO as loud as we could and give her thumbs down until she left.  We thought she had left but she was actually sleeping in someone's car a ways from the party.  She got out of the car at about 6 AM and we were still there.  She walked over to us and she got halfway there before the most immense amount of Booing to ever take place went down and we boo'd her rigiht back into the car and she drove home.  It was a great victory.

Normally you are a very nice poster - but that is a very mean story  :(
Title: Re: Fat Chick Appresh Thread
Post by: sage on June 03, 2009, 09:49:41 AM
The reasons are obvious, but we used to have a big group of friends partying every week and we all used the term DISRESPECTFUL for fat bitches (it also applied to chicks who won't call their friends, because it means less attention for themselves).  There was this dumbass fat fucking horribly annoying bitch who partied every weekend with us.  She was so annoying and just drove us insane.  We always told her to leave because she "was so fucking goddamn disrespectful" and she never got what we were talking about. 

So one night I got really really drunk and she followed us into this field (no recollection of why we walked/went to said field) and I was like WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE YOU ARE SO GODDAMN FUCKING FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I meant to say disrespectful because god knows we didn't need her to get more annoying by crying, but I was too out of it to know better.  She finally understood what we had been saying all those times to her and it just shattered her self esteem.  I'm sure she didn't have much self esteem to be lost so all was well.

Edit for another story about her -

She wouldn't leave one night after that and tried to act like she was okay with being considered extremely fat by all of us.  So I told everyone from now on to temporarily drop the disrespectful talk and just straight up BOO her.  Every time she got near us we would BOOOOOO as loud as we could and give her thumbs down until she left.  We thought she had left but she was actually sleeping in someone's car a ways from the party.  She got out of the car at about 6 AM and we were still there.  She walked over to us and she got halfway there before the most immense amount of Booing to ever take place went down and we boo'd her rigiht back into the car and she drove home.  It was a great victory.

That's damn funny. I don't understand how a girl could stand to be fat when they must know how disgusted people are with them. I mean fuck its really not that hard to lose weight if you give a shit.

I don't really have any fat girl stories of my own. I don't really talk to fat bitches.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Natty Bumpo on June 03, 2009, 10:32:53 AM
They have really weird pussies.

Trust me. Beenderdundat.

Yeah they do, but they also have enormous tits, and for the most part are incredibly easy to fuck.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: busey on June 03, 2009, 10:46:16 AM
there was an overweight girl who had a crush on me and would always buy me things like concert tickets, magazine subscriptions, shirts, etc. ui always thought i repaid her by letting her touch my wee wee with her mouth but i just sort of figured out right now that it isn't really repaying her back for her efforts. or is it? whatever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip1zsUIosoA
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: max power on June 03, 2009, 10:50:52 AM
They have really weird pussies.

Trust me. Beenderdundat.

Yeah they do, but they also have enormous tits, and for the most part are incredibly easy to fuck.
fat chicks with small tits is such a sad story
Title: Re: Fat Chick Appresh Thread
Post by: mini greek on June 03, 2009, 10:57:54 AM
The reasons are obvious, but we used to have a big group of friends partying every week and we all used the term DISRESPECTFUL for fat bitches (it also applied to chicks who won't call their friends, because it means less attention for themselves).  There was this dumbass fat fucking horribly annoying bitch who partied every weekend with us.  She was so annoying and just drove us insane.  We always told her to leave because she "was so fucking goddamn disrespectful" and she never got what we were talking about. 

So one night I got really really drunk and she followed us into this field (no recollection of why we walked/went to said field) and I was like WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE YOU ARE SO GODDAMN FUCKING FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I meant to say disrespectful because god knows we didn't need her to get more annoying by crying, but I was too out of it to know better.  She finally understood what we had been saying all those times to her and it just shattered her self esteem.  I'm sure she didn't have much self esteem to be lost so all was well.

Edit for another story about her -

She wouldn't leave one night after that and tried to act like she was okay with being considered extremely fat by all of us.  So I told everyone from now on to temporarily drop the disrespectful talk and just straight up BOO her.  Every time she got near us we would BOOOOOO as loud as we could and give her thumbs down until she left.  We thought she had left but she was actually sleeping in someone's car a ways from the party.  She got out of the car at about 6 AM and we were still there.  She walked over to us and she got halfway there before the most immense amount of Booing to ever take place went down and we boo'd her rigiht back into the car and she drove home.  It was a great victory.

Normally you are a very nice poster - but that is a very mean story  :(

You obviously don't come here often, Newton is a perpetual Douchebag...
Title: Re: Fat Chick Appresh Thread
Post by: Corby Tender on June 03, 2009, 11:01:13 AM
The reasons are obvious, but we used to have a big group of friends partying every week and we all used the term DISRESPECTFUL for fat bitches (it also applied to chicks who won't call their friends, because it means less attention for themselves).  There was this dumbass fat fucking horribly annoying bitch who partied every weekend with us.  She was so annoying and just drove us insane.  We always told her to leave because she "was so fucking goddamn disrespectful" and she never got what we were talking about. 

So one night I got really really drunk and she followed us into this field (no recollection of why we walked/went to said field) and I was like WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE YOU ARE SO GODDAMN FUCKING FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I meant to say disrespectful because god knows we didn't need her to get more annoying by crying, but I was too out of it to know better.  She finally understood what we had been saying all those times to her and it just shattered her self esteem.  I'm sure she didn't have much self esteem to be lost so all was well.

Edit for another story about her -

She wouldn't leave one night after that and tried to act like she was okay with being considered extremely fat by all of us.  So I told everyone from now on to temporarily drop the disrespectful talk and just straight up BOO her.  Every time she got near us we would BOOOOOO as loud as we could and give her thumbs down until she left.  We thought she had left but she was actually sleeping in someone's car a ways from the party.  She got out of the car at about 6 AM and we were still there.  She walked over to us and she got halfway there before the most immense amount of Booing to ever take place went down and we boo'd her rigiht back into the car and she drove home.  It was a great victory.

Normally you are a very nice poster - but that is a very mean story  :(

You obviously don't come here often, Newton is a perpetual Douchebag...

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Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: highgrade on June 03, 2009, 11:02:23 AM
Alright il sack up and tell my fat chick story.
Let me start off with saying she wasnt a big Fat chick(sloth) she was pretty, big tits etc, just could stand to lose weight.. bigger than chicks i would sleep with sober, for sure. Damn this was like 8 yrs ago...
Anyway this chick that i was fuck buddies with lived in this party house with 2 other chicks(lets call them regular girl, bigger girl). Me and this girl were good friends from high school, worked togheter, partied every night and would hook up whenever, but werent like attached and banged other people. We would rage her house out in the woods back in Maine, crazy partys. Cops never came etc. Pass out random places, breaking shit, wildin out. One night she was getting her mack on with some other dude, so i hooked up with her "regular girl" roommate. booty was whateves and my homegirl friend still did our thing not a big deal.. This other night like month later or whatever their having a huge party, me and my homey get all wasted/faded. His GF had brought this hot chick that i was "full court press" mackin on but I got totally black out wasted and blew it. I think good ol stand by girl was with some other dude, and reg roommate chick was drunk passed out. Dont know how it happend but i woke up early morning in the pretty, but bigger girl roommates bed. It was one of those like WTF wake ups?? Took me a min to realize were i was, still drunk. I Grabbed my gear which was like thrown all over her room, she must have pulled classic fat girl move"waited till everyone left party and took advantage of me." So got dressed and snuck downstairs to the couch and no-one was none the wiser. Next day kinda rememberd some of it, and it was good for sure, but never told my friends and kept it on the DL.. But rookie mistake happend few days later drunk on the phone talking to my homie from outta town, he was coming to visit, and i told him about the party house and how i banged all the roommates. Few weeks later, he came to visit, partying at said house, he put two and two toghether and busted my balls for years to come. Moral of the story is just like the moped one, fun to ride, just dont let ur friends find out
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Guile on June 03, 2009, 11:52:50 AM
a fat girl once offered me anal for a rolling paper. i declined but a few weeks later i was telling someone about it and they said she did the same thing at a party for cigarettes and ended up giving 8 or so blowjobs. fattys are awesome.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: All Hail Wu Welsh on June 03, 2009, 11:59:51 AM
When I was a young lad, I used to have a fan club of goth chicks most of whom were fat.  They would follow me around school taking pictures of me, hang out across the street in front of my house, and stare at me in the cafeteria, it fucking sucked.  Because of that experience I've had an intense hatred for fat chicks ever since, they fuckin disgusts me like no other.  Last weekend me and my friend wee out riding our bikes and this fat chick at a stop sign looks at the both of us and says "oh they're cute", she then circles around the block and tries to lure us into her car telling us she'll take us to a party with horny 16 year olds,  I told her she disgusted me and to get her fat ass over to wendys before it closed, she looked devastated after i told her that.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Cookie Monster on June 03, 2009, 12:43:11 PM
They have really weird pussies.

Trust me. Beenderdundat.

Yeah they do, but they also have enormous tits, and for the most part are incredibly easy to fuck.
fat chicks with small tits is such a sad story


its like a slap in the face from God
Title: Re: Fat Chick Appresh Thread
Post by: rob2 on June 03, 2009, 02:08:47 PM
The reasons are obvious, but we used to have a big group of friends partying every week and we all used the term DISRESPECTFUL for fat bitches (it also applied to chicks who won't call their friends, because it means less attention for themselves).  There was this dumbass fat fucking horribly annoying bitch who partied every weekend with us.  She was so annoying and just drove us insane.  We always told her to leave because she "was so fucking goddamn disrespectful" and she never got what we were talking about. 

So one night I got really really drunk and she followed us into this field (no recollection of why we walked/went to said field) and I was like WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE YOU ARE SO GODDAMN FUCKING FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I meant to say disrespectful because god knows we didn't need her to get more annoying by crying, but I was too out of it to know better.  She finally understood what we had been saying all those times to her and it just shattered her self esteem.  I'm sure she didn't have much self esteem to be lost so all was well.

Edit for another story about her -

She wouldn't leave one night after that and tried to act like she was okay with being considered extremely fat by all of us.  So I told everyone from now on to temporarily drop the disrespectful talk and just straight up BOO her.  Every time she got near us we would BOOOOOO as loud as we could and give her thumbs down until she left.  We thought she had left but she was actually sleeping in someone's car a ways from the party.  She got out of the car at about 6 AM and we were still there.  She walked over to us and she got halfway there before the most immense amount of Booing to ever take place went down and we boo'd her rigiht back into the car and she drove home.  It was a great victory.

Normally you are a very nice poster - but that is a very mean story  :(

You obviously don't come here often, Newton is a perpetual Douchebag...

Are you not thinking of Newton 2.0? This newton has is actually quite lovely
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: HATE! on June 03, 2009, 02:34:05 PM
Back in 2000 my buddy took me up to Peoria, IL where he was visiting his girlfriend and kept telling me about her pretty roommate, so I was into it.  We got there and yeah she was pretty, and pretty big.  She did have a nice face, but what got me was that she had the foulest mouth and was kinda fun to hang out with.  Anyways, I ended up in a hotel bed with her and we were both a little boozed up, but we were still getting ready to go out to the bars.  Anyways, she is laying on the bed and I am taking a shower and I come out with a towel on to get my clothes to change and she is into it, she kept trying to grab my towel and I am telling her to let me get my clothes but kinda being funny about it.  She ended up getting the towel off and it pretty much went from there.  She is the only big girl I've been with, so I don't have much to base it on, but all the smelly rumors and shit like that weren't true.  Plus when I was fucking her she made comments about her size.  "you like my big tits flopping in your face" and "smack my fat ass" stuff like that.  It was fun though.  My friend tried to give me shit about it, and I was all "you can give me all the shit you want, I had a good fucking time and would do it again sober"  and i did a night or two later.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: wuust on June 03, 2009, 02:59:29 PM
man, reading about everyones adventures, i do sure hate the fact that i didn't fuck around more when i was younger.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: net lurk on June 03, 2009, 03:51:57 PM
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: realitycontrol on June 03, 2009, 03:57:50 PM
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)


wrong thread bro, this is the fat chick thread.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: GnArcIsSisTic on June 03, 2009, 04:10:02 PM
i 'dated' this reeeeally fat girl for a while. like, jabba the hut fat (or however you spell it).
i say 'dated' because it was pretty cool cuz she bought me a really nice wallet and i bought her a little teddy bear from Ross.
+ i got to go to the water park alot with my friends

but now i'm ashamed... and luckily no one really knew about it so no one can rag on me
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on June 03, 2009, 04:41:34 PM
I have a few chubby girl stories, but only one truly fat girl story. I was drunk and invited some myspace girl over to my house like I sometimes do when I am drunk. She didn't look that great in her pictures but told me she had a gram of coke so I told her to come on over. When she got there I couldn't believe how fat and disgusting she was. I immediately asked her for the cocaine and began snorting it. It was really good cocaine, and pretty soon I was rather high. For some reason I felt friendly and started making out with her and I even fingered her. It was strange because in my head I knew I was just doing it for the sheer experience of fingering a fat horrid girl. At about 5 a.m. the cocaine was running out and I asked her if she would get another gram. We ended up sitting in her car in front of some sketchy mexican drug dealers until the sun came up while I drank MD 20/20. We got back, did more drugs and she said she had to go but left the drugs with me which made me happy. I felt really disgusting for what I'd done and didn't have a very good day. Her hair also smelled like buttered popcorn.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Watson on June 03, 2009, 05:05:43 PM
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)


wrong thread bro, this is the fat chick thread.

Wrong thread bro, this isn't the "outright obvious lies" thread.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: HATE! on June 03, 2009, 05:14:10 PM
I have a few chubby girl stories, but only one truly fat girl story. I was drunk and invited some myspace girl over to my house like I sometimes do when I am drunk. She didn't look that great in her pictures but told me she had a gram of coke so I told her to come on over. When she got there I couldn't believe how fat and disgusting she was. I immediately asked her for the cocaine and began snorting it. It was really good cocaine, and pretty soon I was rather high. For some reason I felt friendly and started making out with her and I even fingered her. It was strange because in my head I knew I was just doing it for the sheer experience of fingering a fat horrid girl. At about 5 a.m. the cocaine was running out and I asked her if she would get another gram. We ended up sitting in her car in front of some sketchy mexican drug dealers until the sun came up while I drank MD 20/20. We got back, did more drugs and she said she had to go but left the drugs with me which made me happy. I felt really disgusting for what I'd done and didn't have a very good day. Her hair also smelled like buttered popcorn.

thats what I'm talking about.  awesome story dude.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: net lurk on June 03, 2009, 05:25:07 PM
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)


wrong thread bro, this is the fat chick thread.

Wrong thread bro, this isn't the "outright obvious lies" thread.
i swear im not lying, and girls on myspace look better than they do in person. thats why she looks skinny
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: snickers on June 03, 2009, 05:29:57 PM
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)


wrong thread bro, this is the fat chick thread.

Wrong thread bro, this isn't the "outright obvious lies" thread.
i swear im not lying, and girls on myspace look better than they do in person. thats why she looks skinny

this is the fat chick thread, not the "girls no one would have think twice if she said 'lets fuck' thread" so, once again, FAT OR CHUBBY GIRL  STORIES, NOT OUTRIGHT LIES!
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: GnArcIsSisTic on June 03, 2009, 05:30:20 PM
link plz?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: net lurk on June 03, 2009, 05:32:04 PM
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)


wrong thread bro, this is the fat chick thread.

Wrong thread bro, this isn't the "outright obvious lies" thread.
i swear im not lying, and girls on myspace look better than they do in person. thats why she looks skinny

this is the fat chick thread, not the "girls no one would have think twice if she said 'lets fuck' thread" so, once again, FAT OR CHUBBY GIRL  STORIES, NOT OUTRIGHT LIES!
whatever you say hahahaha
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Watson on June 03, 2009, 05:36:15 PM
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)

wrong thread bro, this is the fat chick thread.

Wrong thread bro, this isn't the "outright obvious lies" thread.
i swear im not lying, and girls on myspace look better than they do in person. thats why she looks skinny


Okay so you're telling us that you:

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2d0yyds.jpg)

Threw her (who has wanted you for awhile and who you somehow consider chubby):

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)

Into the bathroom at school and sucked on her tittes for 10 minutes while no one else came in to use the bathroom, and then you QUIT SUCKING ON HER TITTIES IN THE BATHROOM AT SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU WERE LATE FOR CLASS?!!!!!!

Okay now that I think it through I totally believe you.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: cops keep firing on June 03, 2009, 05:40:12 PM
i thought of two when i read the thread title but i'll post the most recent one:

i met a couple of friends at pops for a drink. i think i was a few minutes early, so i posted up at the bar.
this chick noticed some skate logo i must have been wearing; might have been a krooked shirt or something.
she started name dropping all these pro skaters from sf/bay area that she dated. i was kinda surprised because
even if she was making the shit up, she sure did know a lot of obscure pro skaters by name. drake jones for example; mind you this is 2009.
anyways she offered to by me a drink and i was like fuck yeah i'm not turning down free drinks, fat chick or not.
she got me wasted. i forgot about even meeting my friends after the amount of drinks she bought me. she insisted that i take her number
because i started to realize what she was trying to do and i wasn't trying to get down like that. she was fucking huge. i bounced and thought
i was in the clear. free drinks, no harm done.

unfortunately, i ran into this girl many more times at many different places in sf. the worst encounter was at club 6 where she proceed to start grinding on me while i was just trying to enjoy the music that was playing. she insisted that i danced with her but i was trying to get her to back off of me and at the same time convince my dick this would be wrong and not something we'd enjoy. she whispers in my ear "if you're down to hump, i'm down to hump." luckily, i managed to escape this encounter as well. i decided to stop going to bars for awhile after that happened.
i guess it could have been worse.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: net lurk on June 03, 2009, 05:40:48 PM
now that i read it it really does sound ridiculous but its true. the bathroom was a handicap bathroom, everyone goes into those right?? i think not.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: GnArcIsSisTic on June 03, 2009, 05:42:31 PM
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)

link plz?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: skate_bored on June 03, 2009, 05:54:25 PM
i havent done it yet but the day will surely come.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Battle on June 03, 2009, 06:00:38 PM
I met a fat girl once at the bar. Her and her hot friend randomly came and sat down with me and my friends. Being the self-conscious dude I was I almost completely ignored her hot friend and went straight after the fatty. I got pretty drunk and we were going at it pretty good so we decided to try and find some place private. As we were leaving my friends were trying to convince me not go with her like "are you sure you wanna do this dude." I was like fuck you guys I'm getting laid. So we tried to sneak into a hotel and got kicked out. Then I tried to get her to give me head in an alley but she wasn't having it. Eventually I just decided to go back to my parents house. We get there and I'm scared to fuck her in my room cause it's too close to my parents and they might hear us so I fucked her downstairs. At one point I heard someone coming downstairs so I went to check who it was and I looked around the corner, still half naked, and my sister is just grabbing something and sees me and asks wtf I am doing and I just say nothing and go back down. So she goes back to sleep we finish and I drive her home. As she is leaving my car she asks for my number I lie and tell her I have hers and I'll call her. I couldn't even pretend it never happened my friends saw me leave with her and still give me shit for it.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on June 03, 2009, 06:37:31 PM
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)

That is a god damned fucking lie Net Lurk!
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: net lurk on June 03, 2009, 07:15:42 PM
yeah totally a lie.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: marty. on June 03, 2009, 07:26:20 PM
went to some 'party' with my brother. few years back, i was probably sixteen.
we get there and its us and bout a half dozen fat chicks sitting around drinking and watching 'pirates of the carribean'
pretty lame and not exactly a party but we had nothing to do so we stayed

wound up drinking too much and then going to her brothers room and playing mario kart and smoking weed out of this big bong named 'smokesalotapotamus'

got too fucked up, puked in the bathroom of the girls whose house it was, and got it all over my shirt so i just threw it in the bathtub
laid down on her couch, shirtless with a bad case of the spins. owner of the house comes over to me and gives me some stomach massage or something
started making out with her and then she puts her hand down my pants and tries to give me a handjob but i was far too drunk to get it up
wound up getting up to puke again after a few minutes and then just slept in her bathroom the rest of the night

ill run into her at shows every once in awhile and i always just wind up staring at her hands while im talking to her cause they look like danny devito's hands when he played 'the penguin' in that old batman movie. she was really gross.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 03, 2009, 07:59:24 PM
My fat girl stories are kind of all generically like this. 1) I get really wasted 2) I get really horny and some fat girl who "didn't seem that bad at the bar" jumps me. 3) I take her home, attempt to fuck her, but never really get off and pass out 4) I wake up early in the morning due to awkwardness, lie and say I have work to get her fat ass out of my house. 5) One of my roommates inevitably sees her leave. 6) I deny, deny, deny 7) eventually I fess up and deal with the shame, and realize that no good comes out of fucking a fatty.

I'm not sure if I told this one in the perverted stories thread, but one time I found a corn costume in the mission, it was dirty and had a steal frame. I picked it up and put it on and just kind of tried to walk around the mission drunk. I ended up at Pop's. I couldn't fit through the door, but somehow caused a scene, and some girl who I didn't realize was as large as she was came out. I swear fatty's can lie with their clothes, and they get away with it when I am wasted. So anyways, the rest of the story is essentially steps 1-5 from above, but I was pretty hyped that I bedded a fat girl by dressing as food. It's like that old joke-
How do you get a fat girl into bed?
 Piece of cake!
My friend once got to the drunken muttering point and actually told that to a fat girl he wanted to hook up with. Everybody just sat awkwardly as fuck, knowing why that joke managed to pop into his head and fly out of his mouth.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 03, 2009, 08:14:42 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

Net Lurk WHY would you try to pass that off as truth!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Watson on June 03, 2009, 08:47:31 PM
And who flicks tits?!
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Watson on June 03, 2009, 08:50:52 PM
i always just wind up staring at her hands while im talking to her cause they look like danny devito's hands when he played 'the penguin' in that old batman movie. she was really gross.

(http://www.elanso.com/U/P/01/29/16/45633439775192148750.jpg)

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: dyingtoliveRWTF on June 03, 2009, 09:06:07 PM
it was back in 9th grade. me and my freind were bored so we went to some girls house who i didnt know. when we got there it was some fat chick. i really didnt want to be there and i just cooperated until my freind wanted to leave. then the chick gave me some crunk juice or whatever that shit is and i had a shitload of it. i guess it has some shit in it that makes you want to fuck and i was just in the wrong place at the wrong time haha
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 03, 2009, 09:29:28 PM
fuck you guys I'm getting laid.
I'm pretty sure that is the fuck a fatty motto.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: snickers on June 03, 2009, 09:34:14 PM
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)

wrong thread bro, this is the fat chick thread.

Wrong thread bro, this isn't the "outright obvious lies" thread.
i swear im not lying, and girls on myspace look better than they do in person. thats why she looks skinny


Okay so you're telling us that you:

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2d0yyds.jpg)

Threw her (who has wanted you for awhile and who you somehow consider chubby):

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)

Into the bathroom at school and sucked on her tittes for 10 minutes while no one else came in to use the bathroom, and then you QUIT SUCKING ON HER TITTIES IN THE BATHROOM AT SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU WERE LATE FOR CLASS?!!!!!!

Okay now that I think it through I totally believe you.
thank you watson, you just made the point i was too lazy to point out.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Watson on June 03, 2009, 10:08:47 PM
/\ I really think this is the funniest thing I've seen go down on Slap since I started here.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: odp on June 03, 2009, 10:40:58 PM
ok. so a while back on my homies birthday well all gorged ourselves on a bunch of fungus. We got down for a good while bugging our brains out, realized that it was 7am, and began to eat some delicious german chocolate cake, terrible papa johns pizza, broke out the chocolate stout and 30 rack of budweiser. Soon there after we drove out to Friendly's for breakfast. While munching on some blueberry pancakes i realized that my parents had volunteered to let our neighbors use the backyard for their wedding at 1pm that afternoon and that i had told them i'd help with the sound system. So i after finishing my cakes, i dropped homies off and went back to the parents crib around 1130am. I passed out in the basement for a little bit. My pops woke me up and got me going for the day. People were slugging brews on the porch prior to the wedding getting wasted, shit was already becoming epic before it even began. So I'm standing on the deck, looking around with pie eyes, bud light in hand, scoping the scenery in the crowd. I see this girl with a cute face and decide that i'm going to talk to her at some point.

The wedding passes with me only fucking the music up once....

So the reception comes about....

I meet this cat with Social D tattoos and we start taking wild turkey shots and smoking camel turkish royales. He introduces me to his cousin- the girl who had the cute face. She turns out to be a little thick. But we start talking and dancing. We make out on the dance floor and i'm copping super feels on her titties. All of a sudden the music stops and people are staring. Turns out that her uncle is my neighbor- dude is completely parallel to red foreman from that  70s show. Lousy situation to say the least.

So after the reception is done, we all go back to the house and drink til 6am, other things were going down as well..... We all had to leave cause it was early AM hours and shit was geting hectic.

So we go to the girls house and party some more. We end up in her bed and fucking. I get her pants off and her pussy was just a hole in between the legs. no lips, nothing aside from some thic ass legs. Either way, i fucked it. It was god awful. I ended up sweating bombs all over her, filling up rolls with lakes of sweat. I didn't realize how fat she was, man.

When i wake up the next day, her uncle, my neighbor, is in the TV room. He says "hey steve, have fun?"

shit was fucked up and a terrible experience. BB was right, fat chicks have funny pussys


Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Bugs on June 03, 2009, 10:49:06 PM
fat trannys are the most fun
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: j0rdan on June 03, 2009, 10:58:50 PM
fat chicks suck, straight up. there is nothing worse than a fat chick who has a hot chick complex, and thinks all the hot sk8rs want to get with her. even when I am drunk (I've only had 1 experience with a fat chick but didn't even fuck her) I could never bring myself to actually do it. it's really disgusting. I have a "friend" who actually likes fatties and actually prides himself on the fact that he always has fat girlfriends. fuck that shit. I want to puke in my mouth when I think of their sweaty, smelly, flabby bodies flopping all over me while I struggle to keep from crying.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Brandon on June 03, 2009, 11:19:22 PM
i once watched a friend take the body shot of all body shots out of this chick's craterish belly button abyss.  it was more of a slow, prolonged sipping action than a "shot" though.  pretty tight, especially when i had to spot him a condom later that night.  "dude if you tell anyone about this i will fucking kill you."  cheers!
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: cops keep firing on June 04, 2009, 12:39:55 AM
after reading most of these stories, it just doesn't seem worth it to fuck a fat chick.
you've got to justify it with your friends or if you don't justify it then they just give you shit and you put up with it.
didn't skating at least teach you patience?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on June 04, 2009, 01:06:41 AM
I agree. And even if you manage to justify it with them, how the hell do you justify it with yourself? Fatties are the worst of the worst. I absolutely hate fat ladies. I don't get how they get so fuckin obese and still feel attractive.They all seem to try to compensate their inhumane uglyness by being overly arrogant and stupid. It's like the fat makes its way in their brains. They all stink and I dont even want to think about what their pussys smell/look like. I hate fat girls. They outright disgust me.

That being said I really enjoy reading this thread, thanks for sharing your stories...I dont have one, because honestly: I never even speak to fat people. I usually hold my breath when a fat girl walks past me, because I'm afraid it might be contagious.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on June 04, 2009, 07:12:05 AM
take it from a man with experience,

banging 10 fat chicks is totally worth it if one of them suddenly drops 50 pounds and is now hot, but still wants your jock because you were nice to her when she was fat.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 04, 2009, 09:03:53 AM
I agree. And even if you manage to justify it with them, how the hell do you justify it with yourself? Fatties are the worst of the worst. I absolutely hate fat ladies. I don't get how they get so fuckin obese and still feel attractive.They all seem to try to compensate their inhumane uglyness by being overly arrogant and stupid. It's like the fat makes its way in their brains. They all stink and I dont even want to think about what their pussys smell/look like. I hate fat girls. They outright disgust me.

That being said I really enjoy reading this thread, thanks for sharing your stories...I dont have one, because honestly: I never even speak to fat people. I usually hold my breath when a fat girl walks past me, because I'm afraid it might be contagious.
Yeah, I feel you on that. The one that really bugs me out is when the fat girl has clearly spent a good deal of time doing herself up, putting on make up, doing her hair, wearing clothes that were clearly planned out for a while... It's like, hey bitch! spend some time working out instead of shopping, doing your make up, or going to get your hair done nice. If you spent the time you spend doing that doing sit ups or jogging or something, you'd get laid a lot more often, and would be more respected. Fat girls in make up remind me of Miss. Piggy.

You know what is the worst kind of fat chick though? The one who probably was hot before she went to college and became a beer swilling whore. Slowly but surely the beer gut just pops in there, and they get fatter and fatter. Party girl doesn't realize this and keeps acting like little miss hot party girl who everybody wants to fuck, but slowly but surely nobody wants to fuck her anymore until she finds some poor sexually frustrated dudes to dangle her pussy abyss in front of. Its really sad, an old roommate I had was that guy. I think he met her when she was still hot, and just saw that image of her in his eyes still. She would come over, get wasted, and flirt with him a little, and then try to actually fuck the rest of his roommates, of course, nobody else was interested.
You know the best possible outcome for that situation? When it was some cocky bitch who was full of herself and was super hot in high school. Sometimes going on facebook and randomly searching makes me want to do a dance to see what college has done to these uppity bitches. It makes me want to send them a message like "In high school I thought you were hot, but you were always bitch to me, now you're just a fatty! HAHAHAHA!"
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: ALT on June 04, 2009, 09:43:03 AM
Theres a good few girls I went too school with who were stuck-up bitches and are now fat messes.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Watson on June 04, 2009, 10:31:57 AM
take it from a man with experience,

banging 10 fat chicks is totally worth it if one of them suddenly drops 50 pounds and is now hot, but still wants your jock because you were nice to her when she was fat.

God, I've dreamed of that happening to me.

I knew this fatty once who walked around with a gym pass on her keychain. I just always thought to myself "who the FUCK are you kidding?!"
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: iwshilvdnfinland on June 04, 2009, 05:24:03 PM
ill run into her at shows every once in awhile and i always just wind up staring at her hands while im talking to her cause they look like danny devito's hands when he played 'the penguin' in that old batman movie. she was really gross.

this triggered a near puke from me no joke.  that shit grossed me out as a kid so bad.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 04, 2009, 05:47:54 PM
Theres a good few girls I went too school with who were stuck-up bitches and are now fat messes.
Isn't it awesome? I actually weigh 10 pounds less than my high school weight, the dramatic change in the dynamic is absolutely fantastic. Its funny too, because half of them don't realize how disgusting they have become, and still haven't learned to be cool, just some bitches riding cocky like their in a porsche when its really an old suburban, and the world treats them as shitty as they used to treat the world. I love it when you get to witness karma!
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on June 05, 2009, 03:16:20 AM
Oh and I dont know what it's like over the pond but here: Why the fuck do they always wear clothes that emphasize how fat they are? Like really tight pants or shirts that make you see their fat rolls. or even worse: Really short shirts that allow yu to see their gross belly?! If I were so fat I'd sure as hell dress in wide clothes so no one would see how fucking ugly I really am.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on June 05, 2009, 11:37:55 AM
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: scootboard on June 05, 2009, 12:10:08 PM
ill never give a fatso a reason to think its okay to look disgusting and unhealthy. no fat chicks for me, period.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 05, 2009, 12:15:29 PM
Oh and I dont know what it's like over the pond but here: Why the fuck do they always wear clothes that emphasize how fat they are? Like really tight pants or shirts that make you see their fat rolls. or even worse: Really short shirts that allow yu to see their gross belly?! If I were so fat I'd sure as hell dress in wide clothes so no one would see how fucking ugly I really am.
I'm guessing that it has something to do with the embarassment of wearing a large size, so they say they wear smaller sizes to maintain their own fatty denial.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Pelican on June 05, 2009, 12:21:35 PM
will someone please start a "fat boi story thread"

Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: scootboard on June 05, 2009, 12:44:48 PM
will someone please start a "fat boi story thread"

one time i pm'd thefrontseatlife
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on June 05, 2009, 08:49:13 PM
Bump

Just wanted to make sure everyone gets to read Net Lurks amazing post. His new name is Skuffed Up now. Also check his twitter out https://twitter.com/NetLurk
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Doctor Handsome on June 05, 2009, 09:10:52 PM
Is there any sort of known percentage of fat people in America? It has to be somewhere around 70% of the population. They're taking over.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: bentmode on June 05, 2009, 09:11:36 PM
stopping at titty sucking ???

what kind of depraved world is this
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: HATE! on June 06, 2009, 05:28:46 AM
I hate it when I see some fat chick being a bitch.  it's like she should be extra nice in order to compensate for fatness. 

I saw a fat homeless girl once.  i didn't know what to make of it, i just stared at her for awhile tryign to make sense of it all.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: McGarngle on June 06, 2009, 08:45:33 AM
...but what was the sex like?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: starvingrobot on June 06, 2009, 10:56:04 AM

I saw a fat homeless girl once.  i didn't know what to make of it, i just stared at her for awhile tryign to make sense of it all.

Hahahahahahahaha.  Seriously made me laugh my ass off!!
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 06, 2009, 11:53:56 AM
Is there any sort of known percentage of fat people in America? It has to be somewhere around 70% of the population. They're taking over.
It depends on where you live and what you consider fat. The statistics about there being a ton of fat people consider professional athletes as  fat based on stupid BMI calculations. Still, there are a lot of fatties out there.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: HATE! on June 06, 2009, 12:12:23 PM
I know a ton of fat people definitely live here in Louisiana, I bet grim would agree.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: starvingrobot on June 06, 2009, 01:55:41 PM
I hooked up with this beefy Asian a couple years back while I was down south visiting some family.  We ended up staying two nights at a Holiday Inn and proceeded to get fucking hammer faced and she absolutely loved crazy sex.  Scratching, biting, ass fucking, whatever man.  She was a fun time for sure.

Still sends me nudes to this day.  I'm gonna go ahead and just post one now.

(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3564/photo68u.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: WWD4D? on June 06, 2009, 02:01:51 PM
What does the front look like?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: starvingrobot on June 06, 2009, 02:08:06 PM
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/9/l_4e011f4748294a828dd9cda7ba6391de.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: HATE! on June 06, 2009, 03:02:11 PM
beefy Asian

(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3564/photo68u.jpg)

A gnar for you sir!
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Watson on June 06, 2009, 04:51:37 PM
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3564/photo68u.jpg)
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/9/l_4e011f4748294a828dd9cda7ba6391de.jpg)

Oh fuck you dude! So rad! That chick is fucking perfect man. Fat ass cute face.

How were the tits?

First of all, Asians are naturally nasty as fuck. Second of all when they're beefy they are super double XL nasty. The girl I learned how to be nasty with was a beefy Asian. She changed my fucking life.

Robot, I love you man. Like I said, brothers from different mothers.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: starvingrobot on June 06, 2009, 05:20:27 PM
Hahaha Watson, I can't help but smile at your posts man.  Her tits were cool.  Pretty big like big Cs probably but her nipples were kind of on the pancakey side.  She constantly wanted me to bite them really hard, which I sort of felt weird about because I was seriously fucking biting down hard.  Anyway, she fucking loved it.  I woke up with red scratch marks on my back and there was a little blood on the pillowcase and shit.  We kinda just laughed about it in the morning and then fucked some more.

She's always like "tell me when you're coming back down to visit".  I can only imagine it would be even more of a fun time, knowing what I'd be getting into this time around.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: snickers on June 06, 2009, 05:28:08 PM
robot, you are my hero.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: HATE! on June 06, 2009, 10:30:22 PM
no kidding
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: DevilOnEnzyte on June 07, 2009, 12:14:15 AM
Well....

About a year ago I was sitting in my apartment wallowing in self pity and talking to this girl, Vanessa.
Well... she is a local "car skank"... as in she posts on the local car forum blah blah.
We all knew she was a little big... but no one knew just how big.
So I'm drinking some Early Times whiskey and watching Black Metal (The Creature tour video) at like 11 at night. She suggests "How about I come over and hang out"?
"Hell yea, come on over"!

What the fuck have I just done.

Mind you, she lived 3 hours from me in Lake Charles, LA... I'm in Hammond... google that shit lol

So 2am rolls around and I see this white Scion tC pull into my driveway.
I thought the car was lowered... until she stepped out. The car creaked something fierce.
Instantly I rushed back inside and chugged the remaining half of this whiskey bottle.
She came inside and I had one of those personal battles of wits.
Well... pride lost... we starting making out then went to my bed.
Now... if you've ever had a truly large chick... you'll know they have the wettest vagina on the planet... but I did not realize at the time that umm wettness... was belly sweat.
I woke up at 9am with a headache, a backache, a sore dick, and a fat girl in my bed.
Not one of the high points in my life
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: OttoMaddox on June 07, 2009, 12:20:26 AM
what qualifies as fat?  that azn chick don't look so big.  my stories probably don't measure up. 
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: snickers on June 07, 2009, 02:25:27 AM
my fat chick story sucks compared to the rest , but i'll give it a shot.
i was at the viper room in l.a. when i was talking to the girl by the bathroom. she was a thick hessian chick who was wasted, but i was just about as wasted as she was. anyway, she was going on and on about speed metal and i mentioned that accept was my favorite metal band, and out of nowhere she proceeded to blow me in the bathroom. as if that wasn't enough, we ended up going to my car after the bar closed and i had the wildest sex i have ever had. i haven't seen her since then. i don't even remember her name. god damn my life.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: HATE! on June 07, 2009, 07:34:30 AM
I live about 45 minutes from Lake Charles.  I'm gonna go down there and look for this car...
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: HATE! on June 07, 2009, 07:42:27 AM
He said Hammond though, and I know Hammond and LC are 3 hours apart.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: DevilOnEnzyte on June 07, 2009, 08:55:09 AM
i lived in Hammond and she lives in LC
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: killing time on June 07, 2009, 10:38:30 AM
(http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Laguna_Beach_Season_2%20-%20DVD%20Contest.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: ticklefingers on June 09, 2009, 12:41:40 AM
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)

 I wish i could gnar you
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Watson on June 09, 2009, 01:28:20 AM
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.

I wish i could gnar you


So does he.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: tag_king on June 09, 2009, 10:33:37 AM
So it must have been one of the first times I was getting actually wasted in grade nine. We actually found a dude to buy us some booze, so me and a group of probably 15 others are all in a park pounding. There are these 3 chicks I am talking too. 1 tanned brunette with big tits tanned skin, fucking hot.. one skinny little blonde, also a babe, and this fat girl. We are all drinking, I have some serious liquid courage so I am chatting them all up. One thing leads to another and they all start trying to give me a boner for some reason, this turns to all 3 of us making out super hard on the grass. It was so rad, everyone was watching in disbelief. I kept trying to gun for some hjs/bjs but it didn't go down.

Flash to one year later, a bunch of us go camping for a weekend at Wasaga beach which is just like this little party town 2 hours north of toronto. We are all partying when a bunch of us decide to go swimming at like midnight, with who else but the same three chicks. We get in the water and start reminiscing of our drunken grade nine make-out. This chat leads to them suggesting we go at it again. The first brunette girl swims over and starts making out. I then get tapped on the shoulder by the blonde. It's her turn. Continue with her... then I hear these giant splashes and I see the fat girl slowly moving in my direction with the most awkward front stroke ever. As she gets up to me, I just let out my breath, sink to the bottom of the lake and swim for it. After I surfaced I heard her cussing at me as I bolted for shore.

This didn't work in my favor, as I had left the 2 hot girls out there with my other friends and one of them banged the brunette.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: DevilOnEnzyte on June 09, 2009, 01:13:15 PM
So it must have been one of the first times I was getting actually wasted in grade nine. We actually found a dude to buy us some booze, so me and a group of probably 15 others are all in a park pounding. There are these 3 chicks I am talking too. 1 tanned brunette with big tits tanned skin, fucking hot.. one skinny little blonde, also a babe, and this fat girl. We are all drinking, I have some serious liquid courage so I am chatting them all up. One thing leads to another and they all start trying to give me a boner for some reason, this turns to all 3 of us making out super hard on the grass. It was so rad, everyone was watching in disbelief. I kept trying to gun for some hjs/bjs but it didn't go down.

Flash to one year later, a bunch of us go camping for a weekend at Wasaga beach which is just like this little party town 2 hours north of toronto. We are all partying when a bunch of us decide to go swimming at like midnight, with who else but the same three chicks. We get in the water and start reminiscing of our drunken grade nine make-out. This chat leads to them suggesting we go at it again. The first brunette girl swims over and starts making out. I then get tapped on the shoulder by the blonde. It's her turn. Continue with her... then I hear these giant splashes and I see the fat girl slowly moving in my direction with the most awkward front stroke ever. As she gets up to me, I just let out my breath, sink to the bottom of the lake and swim for it. After I surfaced I heard her cussing at me as I bolted for shore.

This didn't work in my favor, as I had left the 2 hot girls out there with my other friends and one of them banged the brunette.

soooo good
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 09, 2009, 05:50:14 PM
So it must have been one of the first times I was getting actually wasted in grade nine. We actually found a dude to buy us some booze, so me and a group of probably 15 others are all in a park pounding. There are these 3 chicks I am talking too. 1 tanned brunette with big tits tanned skin, fucking hot.. one skinny little blonde, also a babe, and this fat girl. We are all drinking, I have some serious liquid courage so I am chatting them all up. One thing leads to another and they all start trying to give me a boner for some reason, this turns to all 3 of us making out super hard on the grass. It was so rad, everyone was watching in disbelief. I kept trying to gun for some hjs/bjs but it didn't go down.

Flash to one year later, a bunch of us go camping for a weekend at Wasaga beach which is just like this little party town 2 hours north of toronto. We are all partying when a bunch of us decide to go swimming at like midnight, with who else but the same three chicks. We get in the water and start reminiscing of our drunken grade nine make-out. This chat leads to them suggesting we go at it again. The first brunette girl swims over and starts making out. I then get tapped on the shoulder by the blonde. It's her turn. Continue with her... then I hear these giant splashes and I see the fat girl slowly moving in my direction with the most awkward front stroke ever. As she gets up to me, I just let out my breath, sink to the bottom of the lake and swim for it. After I surfaced I heard her cussing at me as I bolted for shore.

This didn't work in my favor, as I had left the 2 hot girls out there with my other friends and one of them banged the brunette.

soooo good
yep. I thought you were going to say you hooked up with a fatty straight up your first time being drunk, which would be epic in its own way.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Coastal_chaos on June 09, 2009, 11:32:06 PM
this story's pretty shitty compared to the rest

some time last year I was at my buds house he was having a thrasher that was pretty decent for most of the night, but it wasnt anything crazy-good. it happened to be full of fucking couples who were all looking for rooms or a closet to fuck in. feeling kinda shitty about myself i rolled outside and smoked a good 2 or 3 dubs, i felt kinda greasy cause some friends had pitched for those dubs, but i thought fuck it they were all getting laid. afterwards I went back inside and into the dude's living room where someone had put on the big lebowski on tv. i thought hey im fucking baked ill watch walter fuck some shit up.

sitting there for a few minutes and this chick sits on the couch beside me. she was pretty fat but one of the ones that you just cant TELL for some reason (she had really nice legs, fucking thick but firm, all the fat was in her stomach and arms) with some good tits so I was down. I made some joke about the movie and we got to talking, she was lonely as hell and I when Im baked I act so much better around chicks. anyway we started making out and i was rubbing her thighs pretty thoroughly, got my hand to her pussy and it was all going pretty well i was doing all the right shit. then i moved her ontop, and she put her arms around me and i got the fattiest whiff of her armpits.

i no joke got up and left then and there didnt even say shit. felt kinda like an asshole but when you fucking smell something that shitty and it actually makes you go flaccid, you fucking run. one of those totally chied "fight or flight" moments. I flew like a bitch.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: alienlurkshop on August 04, 2009, 10:04:58 PM
I agree. And even if you manage to justify it with them, how the hell do you justify it with yourself? Fatties are the worst of the worst. I absolutely hate fat ladies. I don't get how they get so fuckin obese and still feel attractive.They all seem to try to compensate their inhumane uglyness by being overly arrogant and stupid. It's like the fat makes its way in their brains. They all stink and I dont even want to think about what their pussys smell/look like. I hate fat girls. They outright disgust me.

That being said I really enjoy reading this thread, thanks for sharing your stories...I dont have one, because honestly: I never even speak to fat people. I usually hold my breath when a fat girl walks past me, because I'm afraid it might be contagious.
Yeah, I feel you on that. The one that really bugs me out is when the fat girl has clearly spent a good deal of time doing herself up, putting on make up, doing her hair, wearing clothes that were clearly planned out for a while... It's like, hey bitch! spend some time working out instead of shopping, doing your make up, or going to get your hair done nice. If you spent the time you spend doing that doing sit ups or jogging or something, you'd get laid a lot more often, and would be more respected. Fat girls in make up remind me of Miss. Piggy.

You know what is the worst kind of fat chick though? The one who probably was hot before she went to college and became a beer swilling whore. Slowly but surely the beer gut just pops in there, and they get fatter and fatter. Party girl doesn't realize this and keeps acting like little miss hot party girl who everybody wants to fuck, but slowly but surely nobody wants to fuck her anymore until she finds some poor sexually frustrated dudes to dangle her pussy abyss in front of. Its really sad, an old roommate I had was that guy. I think he met her when she was still hot, and just saw that image of her in his eyes still. She would come over, get wasted, and flirt with him a little, and then try to actually fuck the rest of his roommates, of course, nobody else was interested.
You know the best possible outcome for that situation? When it was some cocky bitch who was full of herself and was super hot in high school. Sometimes going on facebook and randomly searching makes me want to do a dance to see what college has done to these uppity bitches. It makes me want to send them a message like "In high school I thought you were hot, but you were always bitch to me, now you're just a fatty! HAHAHAHA!"
this chic liz goes to my school she acts like shes the shit around school cause she just bangs dudes at parties I bet when shes in college she'll be a fat whore(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/osiris14/liz.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: James Joyce on August 04, 2009, 10:30:44 PM
There's a notorious fat chick around these parts called shark cause of her weird teeth. They looked like razors blades or something out of the alien trilogy. Anyway I convinced her to give me head and my buddies found out and starting doing the jaws theme song and shouting nom nom nom nom right about the time I climaxed. Cutting the story short, I shot my load right between the eyes.  8)
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: BriDen on August 04, 2009, 10:45:45 PM
There's a notorious fat chick around these parts called shark cause of her weird teeth. They looked like razors blades or something out of the alien trilogy. Anyway I convinced her to give me head and my buddies found out and starting doing the jaws theme song and shouting nom nom nom nom right about the time I climaxed. Cutting the story short, I shot my load right between the eyes.  8)
So let me get this straight. Your homies were just watching you get blown by a fattie, then proceeded to sing as you busted on her face?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 05, 2009, 12:58:08 AM
Last weekend I was hanging out with my friend who was dating a chubby chick. She was the classic drunk mistake type fat chick, where she had a cute face, and as I drank and drank, I started hyping that idea up in my head, and overlooking her fatness, which was the unfortunate kind that doesn't even give her nice junk in the trunk. We all got super duper wasted, then we went back to his place, and he busted out a nitrous tank. I usually am not that into that, but was really really drunk, and was down to put whatever was given to me into my body. My friend passes out after a little but of the ol' laughing gas, and me and the chubby chick keep taking nitrous, and start kind of feeling on eachother when we were high on it. Then we started making out. Then he woke up, and started swearing a lot at both of us. He told me to go up stairs (he lives in the basement) to the main room, and started yelling at her. I should have taken it as my cue to leave, but instead I just went up to the living room, started taking bong rips, and popped in a vhs of half baked. About 20 minutes in I started to sober up, and realized that it probably wouldn't be a good idea to spend the night there as I originally planned. Got up and skated out the door. As I got about a block away, I heard him screaming at me, and knew it was the right move. The next day he was still kind of pissed, and started talking shit to his roommates, all of whom are friends of mine, about the incident. I don't know what is more embarassing to know that they know, the fact that I was hooking up with his semi-girlfriend (but its one of three girlfriends he claims) while I was wasted, or the fact that it was that fat chick. We smoothed things over since. I hope this story of fat women and trashy drugs makes you all feel a little uneasy.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on August 05, 2009, 06:49:41 AM
First time I made out with a girl I was a 9th grader. Me and some homies are at a party and they are all hooking up with chicks that were all in the same chick posse. So I was sitting there on a couch pretty drunk and got to talking to the fat chick from the chick posse about smoking cigarettes. We both smoke a cigarette like the cool little ninth graders we are and start making out. Eventually both posses want to go to McDonalds so me and fat chick go there. She buys a a large mcnuggets meal and a sunday and she starts eating the sunday and making out with me thereby transfering the sunday to my mouth. I went along with it because I thought thats what people did when they make out. My friend snapped a photo of it and it looked like a mother penguin regurgitating food into her young's mouth. Good times.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Bobbito on August 05, 2009, 06:56:17 AM
I hooked up with this thick chick in the beginning of June and didn't talk to her for about 2 months because I left the country and this and that. Anyways, we were drunk texting back and forth for the previous week til one night she finally came over. After we were done fucking, we layed around for a sec and then I told her I was too tired to chill anymore and not feeling well. I'm about to go brush my teeth and go to bed when I look and on my fingers is what looks like faint blood crust. No lie....looked like little flakes of blood...I check my sheets and theres straight up blood skidmarks, also very faint but FUCKING GROSS! Bleached that shit right away, threw some new sheets on, and passed out. Fuck that hoe never calling her again
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: odp on August 05, 2009, 11:19:06 AM
Last weekend I was hanging out with my friend who was dating a chubby chick. She was the classic drunk mistake type fat chick, where she had a cute face, and as I drank and drank, I started hyping that idea up in my head, and overlooking her fatness, which was the unfortunate kind that doesn't even give her nice junk in the trunk. We all got super duper wasted, then we went back to his place, and he busted out a nitrous tank. I usually am not that into that, but was really really drunk, and was down to put whatever was given to me into my body. My friend passes out after a little but of the ol' laughing gas, and me and the chubby chick keep taking nitrous, and start kind of feeling on eachother when we were high on it. Then we started making out. Then he woke up, and started swearing a lot at both of us. He told me to go up stairs (he lives in the basement) to the main room, and started yelling at her. I should have taken it as my cue to leave, but instead I just went up to the living room, started taking bong rips, and popped in a vhs of half baked. About 20 minutes in I started to sober up, and realized that it probably wouldn't be a good idea to spend the night there as I originally planned. Got up and skated out the door. As I got about a block away, I heard him screaming at me, and knew it was the right move. The next day he was still kind of pissed, and started talking shit to his roommates, all of whom are friends of mine, about the incident. I don't know what is more embarassing to know that they know, the fact that I was hooking up with his semi-girlfriend (but its one of three girlfriends he claims) while I was wasted, or the fact that it was that fat chick. We smoothed things over since. I hope this story of fat women and trashy drugs makes you all feel a little uneasy.

i've got a good buddy like yours. He's always got 3 "girlfriends" who are all usually a little overweight and super easy. Dude always gets pissed when they come onto one of the homies and in a twisted way demands that we respects them as if he were doing the same. It's such a joke. One of them started texting me the other day when we were drinking beer on the tracks and dude lost his shit, "what the fuck, is my girlfriend flirting with you? why you talking to her... blha blah blah." stupid hoes, i tell ya
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Arizona on August 05, 2009, 02:44:44 PM
One time I was drunk with some friends and this chubby girl sent me a text telling me she had some people over at her house with some beer and told me to come to her house. So I walk a mile up this huge hill drunk at midnight, I don't know how I didn't get caught by the police, I was singing the doors all the way to her house. As soon as I get up there she was sitting in her backyard by herself and I asked her where everyone was and she told me to come sit down. I take a seat and she grabs my hotdog and unzips my pants. Also this is the first time I got a handjob so I didn't even care that I was drunk and outside. So she's doing her thing and I'm just sitting there enjoying it and then her neighbor walks outside and all I could do was cross my legs and he starts talking to us for like 10 whole minutes and I'm sitting there with a boner. After he left the the girl told me that I had to go, and I hadn't experienced blue balls and I didn't want to find out so I asked her if I could use her bathroom to finish and she said no. So i just finished on her swinging chair and put a pillow over it. I haven't lived that story down yet.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: tough omelette on August 05, 2009, 04:01:17 PM
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3564/photo68u.jpg)
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/9/l_4e011f4748294a828dd9cda7ba6391de.jpg)

Oh fuck you dude! So rad! That chick is fucking perfect man. Fat ass cute face.

How were the tits?

First of all, Asians are naturally nasty as fuck. Second of all when they're beefy they are super double XL nasty. The girl I learned how to be nasty with was a beefy Asian. She changed my fucking life.

Robot, I love you man. Like I said, brothers from different mothers.
BUMP

Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: j0rdan on August 05, 2009, 04:05:55 PM
I'd like to put my weiner in between that azn girls bum cheeks and fuck them as if I were tit frigging a girl. then I would have doggystyle sex with her until I cummed (approx 5 min, I don't care about her needs) then proceed to leave her house as she laid there confused and disappointed
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Guile on August 05, 2009, 05:24:57 PM
One time me and my friend were wasted at a pub and this beast lurked over and handed us her phone number and told both of us to call her in 15 minutes. we didnt do it but we still see her everyday because its such a small town and everytime i burst into laughter.


(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3285/fattyf.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: SanchoDave on August 05, 2009, 06:02:46 PM
One time me and my friend were wasted at a pub and this beast lurked over and handed us her phone number and told both of us to call her in 15 minutes. we didnt do it but we still see her everyday because its such a small town and everytime i burst into laughter.


(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3285/fattyf.jpg)

where do you live dude I will slay that beast...hammered of course...
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: kilgore. on August 05, 2009, 06:05:52 PM
man that picture has got a nigga's dick all relaxed an' shit over here.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Watson on August 05, 2009, 09:15:29 PM
I take a seat and she grabs my hotdog and unzips my pants.

So she gave you a handjob AND stole your hot dog? Fuck man, she MUST have been fat.

I'd like to put my weiner in between that azn girls bum cheeks and fuck them as if I were tit frigging a girl

Dude that shit is super fun. I call it "tit fuckin her big fat butt cheeks" say it out loud sort of fast with a little flavour. It's got a nice ring to it.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Arizona on August 05, 2009, 10:52:05 PM
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3564/photo68u.jpg)
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/9/l_4e011f4748294a828dd9cda7ba6391de.jpg)

Oh fuck you dude! So rad! That chick is fucking perfect man. Fat ass cute face.

How were the tits?

First of all, Asians are naturally nasty as fuck. Second of all when they're beefy they are super double XL nasty. The girl I learned how to be nasty with was a beefy Asian. She changed my fucking life.

Robot, I love you man. Like I said, brothers from different mothers.
BUMP



Dear Starving Robot,

Please post more pics of this young lady. All of them would be very nice, if you do I will paint you a picture and send it to you free of charge.

Love, Nic aka Arizona  :-*
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: barr on August 08, 2009, 04:23:11 PM
I guess I joined this club today
and you know what? it was fun
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Dr. Evan on August 09, 2009, 03:02:23 AM
truth time.  the night i lost my virginity coincided with the first night i ever got drunk.  i bet you can guess the size of the young woman whom i lost my virginity to.  all i remember was that i didn't wanna be on bottom, her name was clarice, she had a Primus tat and i blew a load on the inside of her thigh, which looked like one of those honey baked hams.  anyways, it could have been worse.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 09, 2009, 03:24:24 AM
Hey, at least you blew a load your first time, and while drunk no less.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Dr. Evan on August 09, 2009, 03:44:43 AM
Hey, at least you blew a load your first time, and while drunk no less.

i was like 16.  it wasn't really super drunk as much as it was really buzzed.  just inebriated enough to make dicey decisions that your friends still bring up for years to come. I'm 27 now and someone brought it up on my birthday.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Watson on August 09, 2009, 07:35:47 PM
There's this one fatty that I used to fuck around with because she had crazy big fat chick tits, a cute face, and gave the most insane blowjobs ever. I've talked about her before on here. Well one time I went out for me and my friends' regular wednesday wing night, got into some pitchers, and got pretty fuckin drunk. When I got home I decided I wanted to get more wasted, but I was too drunk to drive, the beer store was too far to walk to, and it was winter so I couldn't ride my bike or my skateboard. So I called up this fatty who I hadn't talked to in months, and was like "Come pick me up. Call when you get outside." I had her at my beck and call so she did what I said, and I got in her parents' mini-van and was like "You're gonna drive me to the beer store then you're gonna suck my dick."

So she drove me to the beer store, and I cracked a tall can as I was walking out the door and got into the van and was like "Okay go to my place now." So then I grabbed her hand and put it on my crotch so she rubbed my dick through my pants on the way home. Then we got to my house and she gave me a long ass blowjob while I chugged tall Buds and whipped the cans at the wall when I was done them.

And then she folded my laundry.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: sheboyganheadben on August 09, 2009, 08:48:02 PM
She buys a a large mcnuggets meal and a sunday and she starts eating the sunday and making out with me thereby transfering the sunday to my mouth. I went along with it because I thought thats what people did when they make out. My friend snapped a photo of it and it looked like a mother penguin regurgitating food into her young's mouth. Good times.
i just shit my pants from laughter. never smashed a fat chick. i gained standards in middle school after a y dance. i was with these two girls i knew that i was friends with because they were fat and loud and knew every girl that i could possibly want to fuck. we were at one of their houses and they started makin out, tryin to coax me in, and i figured fuck it cant be that bad as so many naive 6th graders think. i remember when i joined in thinkin "damn one of these mouths is really big". but they were grabbin on my shit so i went with and decided to brave near suffocation. anyways they took off their shirts and i saw their titties and i remember being pretty fuckin disgusted. not necessarily by the titties themselves, more just the gnarly rolls and gross amount of flab around and underneath the titties. but one of the girls had the goat titties, the titties that like hang and come to a point and have fat ass pink nipples that take up way too much area of the knocks. i'm still pretty grossed out by goat titties. they made out for a few seconds and sucked on each others titties and when lips touched the goat nip i literally shuttered and was like yeah my dad wants me home by 12 i gotta go. i've never looked back since and think it was a drastic turning point in my life. i remember thinking yeah i should prolly just get a girlfriend.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: rawbertson. on August 10, 2009, 08:38:08 AM
my friend told me on saturday he banged this fat chick and he said "since im doing this for you, you have to buy me mcdonalds" and she did. sounded true by how sincere he was. my friends were even saying she wasnt even that bad, but he seemed bummed.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: HATE! on August 10, 2009, 11:13:34 AM
Oh man, I used to have this buddy named Andy who loved fat chicks but wouldn't own up to it for the longest!  Every time we'd be at a bar and a group of girls would walk in he'd pick the fattest one out and say, "don't worry guys, I'll take one for the team." and we'd give shit about not owning up to his love of big girls.

Anyways, Andy picked up this WHALE one night, I mean she was probably 5'5" and pushing 250 EASY.  He wants to take a cab home but he has no money, so he asks the cabbie if he can get her to suck him off, can they ride for free.  The cabbie goes for it, and whats funnier is that SHE was for it too!!  So she gives this cabbie a blowjob and Andy gets a free ride and then takes her home and fucks her.  But the story doesn't end there.  The cabbie was so down for it that he gives Andy his card for his own limo service and says that whenever Andy is in need of a ride to give it a call and that no matter how deep the group Andy is with, they will all get a ride home for free.  So we are all calling bullshit at a bar one night and Andy decides to prove it so.  Sure enough, this shitty 1970s limo pulls up and gave us a ride home.  It was the shittiest limo too, none of the lights inside worked and the driver was asking us if we could score some "good shit" when asked what said "good shit" was, he replied, "meth of course!!"  Hahahaha soooo gnarly.  I should also mention that this went down when I was living in Little Rock, AR.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Lance on August 10, 2009, 11:22:07 AM
thats tight^^^^

I lost my v-card to a fat chick, best head I ever had, first girl I ever went down on too...shit was like a bull dog eatin mayonaise son, nastiest smelling pussy ever.  Didnt go down on a chick for almost 10 years I was scarred so badly from it.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: tag_king on August 10, 2009, 02:32:33 PM
thats tight^^^^

I lost my v-card to a fat chick, best head I ever had, first girl I ever went down on too...shit was like a bull dog eatin mayonaise son, nastiest smelling pussy ever.  Didnt go down on a chick for almost 10 years I was scarred so badly from it.

Man I hear that. I have told this story in other threads I think but you just reminded me about how it fits in here.

First girl I went down on was new years eve. She had huge cans though and just kind of like this awkward body, a little bit pudgy. I was so tuned at the time I went down on her. She was getting into it, and asking me to fuck her but with the state that I was in I couldn't piece it together because I was looking for a bj so bad. Woke up the next day with so much regret. I also realized that my buddy and his girlfriend were in the bed in the room sleeping the whole time. The one good thing about it was that it was Jason Spezza's younger sister, so I am pretty stoked to be able to tell people that story now.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 10, 2009, 02:59:39 PM
Oh man, I used to have this buddy named Andy who loved fat chicks but wouldn't own up to it for the longest!  Every time we'd be at a bar and a group of girls would walk in he'd pick the fattest one out and say, "don't worry guys, I'll take one for the team." and we'd give shit about not owning up to his love of big girls.

Anyways, Andy picked up this WHALE one night, I mean she was probably 5'5" and pushing 250 EASY.  He wants to take a cab home but he has no money, so he asks the cabbie if he can get her to suck him off, can they ride for free.  The cabbie goes for it, and whats funnier is that SHE was for it too!!  So she gives this cabbie a blowjob and Andy gets a free ride and then takes her home and fucks her.  But the story doesn't end there.  The cabbie was so down for it that he gives Andy his card for his own limo service and says that whenever Andy is in need of a ride to give it a call and that no matter how deep the group Andy is with, they will all get a ride home for free.  So we are all calling bullshit at a bar one night and Andy decides to prove it so.  Sure enough, this shitty 1970s limo pulls up and gave us a ride home.  It was the shittiest limo too, none of the lights inside worked and the driver was asking us if we could score some "good shit" when asked what said "good shit" was, he replied, "meth of course!!"  Hahahaha soooo gnarly.  I should also mention that this went down when I was living in Little Rock, AR.
That's pretty funny. There was a methed out gypsy limo I used to call in SF from time to time. Randomly convinced the guy to pick us up one time, and he said he was down whenever for just $7 per person per way to go anywhere in town, which is way cheaper than a cab. Took the limo a couple of times, but the dudes disgusting sex stories, that always involved meth and took place right where I was sitting, combined with his overall sketchiness turned me off to the whole thing
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Watson on August 10, 2009, 07:26:07 PM
Oh fuck guys. Rule #1 of getting with fatties: Never go down on that mess.

Never.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: odp on August 10, 2009, 07:45:36 PM
This weekend i met a girl who was really good looking at a party where i was staying. However, she had a realllly, really nasty fat friend with her. I mean this bitches cankles were thicker than my neck. She's like the typical fat girl hanging out with a hot friend, completely up her ass, trying to hit on me while i've got my arm around the good looking one, just sucking at life.

So, we all walk down to hear a band play and get some grub and i convince diana, the nice one, to leave with me to go back to the house to hit the keg. We leave the fatty alone in the seats and head to the house, where we started to make out. No longer than 10 minutes later, the fattie comes back to the house in a huff because we "abandoned her."

Now, we move in and out of a few bars and end up back at the house around 130-2am. This whole thing is repeating itself over and over again. Me and diana started messing around away from the group, and fatty 14 chins gets pissy. I decided to get fatty drunk, hoping she'd pass out under the table or someshit. It starts to work fairly well, she was leaving us alone and shit.

At this point, i'm starting to black out, i'd put in MAD WORK, at least 5 hours worth on this girl, and we start really going at it while everyone else is passing out around us. She starts taking my pants off to jerk me off or suck my dick or something, and BLAM, fatty 16 chins comes in and sits down next to us.

I said "listen, it's like this. You're fat, you need to leave, now."

fatty flipped out and they left together.

Dianna texted me at 4am and said that she was sorry but fatty was the ride home.

i'm still bitter
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: nice weather on August 11, 2009, 01:39:34 AM
sounds like you'll never get rid of that girl now. down the street? virgin? danger.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: SanchoDave on August 11, 2009, 01:51:14 AM
sounds like you'll never get rid of that girl now. down the street? virgin? danger.
Yeah Im gonna have to agree...Your pretty much fucked she's gonna be wanting to hang out more and more and then soon enough you will be dating that fat slob
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: rawbertson. on August 11, 2009, 10:35:15 AM
i am tryin to get with a fat chick now but i want to make sure i dont have any stds
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 11, 2009, 12:09:42 PM
sounds like you'll never get rid of that girl now. down the street? virgin? danger.
Yeah Im gonna have to agree...Your pretty much fucked she's gonna be wanting to hang out more and more and then soon enough you will be dating that fat slob
Or he can be a dick to her outright and just hurt her feelings instead.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: odp on August 11, 2009, 02:31:47 PM
sounds like you'll never get rid of that girl now. down the street? virgin? danger.
Yeah Im gonna have to agree...Your pretty much fucked she's gonna be wanting to hang out more and more and then soon enough you will be dating that fat slob
Or he can be a dick to her outright and just hurt her feelings instead.

it's easy enough.

down the street girls are just like girls at work, all you've got to do is call em cunts a few times.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: SanchoDave on August 11, 2009, 04:23:22 PM
sounds like you'll never get rid of that girl now. down the street? virgin? danger.
Yeah Im gonna have to agree...Your pretty much fucked she's gonna be wanting to hang out more and more and then soon enough you will be dating that fat slob
Or he can be a dick to her outright and just hurt her feelings instead.

that's how I break up with em...
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: skate_bored on August 11, 2009, 06:47:48 PM
sounds like you'll never get rid of that girl now. down the street? virgin? danger.

fuck...she hits me up ALL THE TIME now about random shit and even posts bulletins about me on myspace, its pretty weird
I'm sure I could just break it off when college starts in a couple of weeks and I'll say I'm too busy
but she gave me the best bj I have ever had today ha, the girls i've been with would never let me finish in the mouf

ABORT. ABORT. ABORT!

get out while you still can. fall in love with an awesome girl, not a fat girl who gives a good blowjob.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 12, 2009, 02:11:49 AM
sounds like you'll never get rid of that girl now. down the street? virgin? danger.
Yeah Im gonna have to agree...Your pretty much fucked she's gonna be wanting to hang out more and more and then soon enough you will be dating that fat slob
Or he can be a dick to her outright and just hurt her feelings instead.
Sometimes its the best way
that's how I break up with em...
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: snickers on October 27, 2009, 05:45:03 AM
bumped
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: ahlee on October 27, 2009, 05:49:12 AM
fat chicks suck balls, truth.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on October 27, 2009, 07:22:16 AM
I dont enjoy getting my balls sucked. I think it tickles and hurts at the same time. Why would you want a girl to suck on your balls when at the same time you could instead get your dick sucked?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: ahlee on October 27, 2009, 07:24:27 AM
you havent had your balls sucked correctly.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on October 27, 2009, 07:36:15 AM
I recently fucked a 5'6" fat chick in a shower stall.


The pleasure induced from the standing missionary up against the grimy shower wall was unfathomable.    ;D
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Watson on October 27, 2009, 07:36:50 PM
you havent had your balls sucked correctly.

I agree with Ahlee. I seriously can't come from just a regular blowjob. The girl's gotta go to town on my balls. I'd pick a half hour of getting my balls licked/sucked over the dick anyday.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: odp on October 27, 2009, 07:45:42 PM
you havent had your balls sucked correctly.

I agree with Ahlee. I seriously can't come from just a regular blowjob. The girl's gotta go to town on my balls. I'd pick a half hour of getting my balls licked/sucked over the dick anyday.

this one girl tried to convince me to get my balls waxed, insisting that they'd get sucked more if i did it. i laughed hard.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: pugmaster on January 04, 2010, 05:50:04 PM
ahhhh fat chicks... God's gift to the earth.  The gipper earns some stripes in my book with the myriad of tales. 

The first fat story I have is with a big one by the name of denise.  Now denise had double E's.  Her titties were so big that you could stretch both your hands out like when you try to palm a basketball and not even be close to covering the whole titty.  I remember telling her that girls in the past didn't like to swallow citing "they didn't like the taste".  Her reply was "I don't mind it".  Denise was rad.

The second fat story I have is with an overweight equadorian by the name of Janean.  Janean was in one of my classes.  Once a girl asks if you are on facebook/ myspace you know she is down to be defiled.  Jeanean was by far the freakiest girl ever.  She also happened to be really annoying (everytime seeing me she would refer to me not by name, but as "boyfriend").  Janean was into hardcore shit like being spanked choked, basically the whole simulated rape thing.  After awhile I grew concerned about our fornication.  My hate for her was such that I was worried I might accidentally kill her.  On a side note I did skeet in her without a condom when I was drunk.  MISTAKE!  We woke up at 3 am and I had to tell her to go. 

Fat women are a blessing and may also be a curse.   Only ones with cute faces though.  and NO pointy goat boobs.

Have fun with em fellas, and in the words of mike epps "Fat bitches need love too Craig!"
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Upgrayedd on January 05, 2010, 07:20:22 AM
you havent had your balls sucked correctly.

I agree with Ahlee. I seriously can't come from just a regular blowjob. The girl's gotta go to town on my balls. I'd pick a half hour of getting my balls licked/sucked over the dick anyday.

this one girl tried to convince me to get my balls waxed, insisting that they'd get sucked more if i did it. i laughed hard.

a girl asked me to shave my balls once. out of curiosity i asked "why?" all she said was "just do it pussy" so i did, and later that night i was introduced to my balls being in someones mouth. Havent looked back since.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: jeremyrandall on January 09, 2010, 01:37:25 PM
you havent had your balls sucked correctly.

I agree with Ahlee. I seriously can't come from just a regular blowjob. The girl's gotta go to town on my balls. I'd pick a half hour of getting my balls licked/sucked over the dick anyday.

I completely forgot...but after reading this little exchange back in October...I introduced my balls to my girlfriend's mouth.  They now have regular meetings.  It's AWESOME!!!

So thanks guys is basically what I'm getting at....
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Nic on January 10, 2010, 07:38:27 PM
I thought this was funny.

Last Friday at my job we were taking inventory and the general manager came to overview it. She's not really fat just a little chunky and we got done a little early and one of the guys I work with invited us over to his house because he doesn't like to drink alone. We all go over there and everyone is starting to get pretty tipsy and the general manager told me she had something to talk to me about and it had to do with my job. We both go into the back room and she starts to make out with me and about 30 seconds in all the other employees bust in laughing. I thought it was kinda funny but the girl freaked out got mad and left. Then this morning when I go into work my manager tells me that employee relationships aren't allowed and that the GM wanted to fire me but I guess some people took pics on their phones of us making out and she thought about it and decided to just put me on probation. My manager went to high school with her so she's not afraid of her and she stuck up for me and I think that's the coolest thing  any employee can ever do.

Why do so many fat girls think they're God's gift to earth?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: alrightythen on January 15, 2010, 06:30:29 AM
so your GM made out with you and then said she had to fire you?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: overheated on January 21, 2010, 05:35:03 AM
Been there done that. Luckily for me I was so disgracefully drunk I had no memory of the event at all; I just woke up next to something resembling Snorlax, quietly left and then had one of the best skate sessions of my life for some reason
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Nic on January 21, 2010, 01:31:32 PM
so your GM made out with you and then said she had to fire you?

Yup except she wanted my manager to fire me.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: raul on January 23, 2010, 04:45:47 PM
thats tight^^^^

I lost my v-card to a fat chick, best head I ever had, first girl I ever went down on too...shit was like a bull dog eatin mayonaise son, nastiest smelling pussy ever.  Didnt go down on a chick for almost 10 years I was scarred so badly from it.

Damn I hear that one. The first girl I fingered--who wasn't fat by the way, I'm sorry ahead of time--was the most confusing & nastiest thing I ever encountered. Before the incident I had asked my buddy at work about how to go about it, because he said his girl loves his "magic fingers." So he breaks it down for me, gives me pointers on the clit & lips & all that. I decide to give it a shot with an ex I had recently been hooking up with again that night.

We drive to our "spot"--the cemetary--and we begin to make out. I get her pants off and dive in, literally. Whatever was down there.. I don't know. The best way I could describe it was that it was like Chewbacca on the outside, and Jabba the Hutt on the inside. It was like a cave; my whole hand was in some slimey mess, and her carpet seemed to go on forever. She asked me if I needed help, and being notorious for blurting things out without thinking I say, "Yeah where the hell is your clit? I have no idea what's going on down here." She giggles thankfully, and tells me that she doesn't know where her clit is, but she knows where her G-Spot is. Her fucking G-SPOT. That's not meant for hand-work, so after three minutes of excavating, I gave it up. She then gave me my first & worst blowjob ever.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: CeeyMar on January 23, 2010, 07:35:30 PM
The fuck? Hit the g-spot when fingering a girl and she'll melt in your hands man.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: jeremyrandall on January 24, 2010, 01:13:10 AM
The fuck? Hit the g-spot when fingering a girl and she'll melt in your hands man.

This is very true.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: raul on January 24, 2010, 09:48:54 AM
The fuck? Hit the g-spot when fingering a girl and she'll melt in your hands man.

This is very true.


Hahahahah sorry, I should've said that that was what I was thinking during that moment and for a while after; I've learned since. Three inches in, on the front wall. Haven't looked back.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Boston. on January 25, 2010, 08:57:43 PM
raul can attest to how gross and how not psyched worthy my fat chick incident was. i was walking from one party to another with my buddy pauly and we decided to pop by our friends house to say hi and invite them to a party..at one in the morning. we go in and everyone is sitting in this room. one by one everyone leaves until it was me and this fat hipster/goth type hybrid who was 28 and owned a hip thriftstore. i was 18 at the time. i go to leave and she asks me where i was going.  i told her that i was leaving and she told me i wasn't. she grabbed my head and started yanking me down while i was yelling "no. don't do that. you don't do that. no-" and i start flailing my arms as she has a death grip on me. i get out of it and look over to see everyone laughing and i ran out screaming that she bit my teeth
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: pugmaster on January 28, 2010, 11:01:14 PM
raul can attest to how gross and how not psyched worthy my fat chick incident was. i was walking from one party to another with my buddy pauly and we decided to pop by our friends house to say hi and invite them to a party..at one in the morning. we go in and everyone is sitting in this room. one by one everyone leaves until it was me and this fat hipster/goth type hybrid who was 28 and owned a hip thriftstore. i was 18 at the time. i go to leave and she asks me where i was going.  i told her that i was leaving and she told me i wasn't. she grabbed my head and started yanking me down while i was yelling "no. don't do that. you don't do that. no-" and i start flailing my arms as she has a death grip on me. i get out of it and look over to see everyone laughing and i ran out screaming that she bit my teeth

Boston: Hi, my name is Boston... and I was nearly raped...
Group: Hi Boston!
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: RicoTron on January 29, 2010, 09:29:33 PM
raul can attest to how gross and how not psyched worthy my fat chick incident was. i was walking from one party to another with my buddy pauly and we decided to pop by our friends house to say hi and invite them to a party..at one in the morning. we go in and everyone is sitting in this room. one by one everyone leaves until it was me and this fat hipster/goth type hybrid who was 28 and owned a hip thriftstore. i was 18 at the time. i go to leave and she asks me where i was going.  i told her that i was leaving and she told me i wasn't. she grabbed my head and started yanking me down while i was yelling "no. don't do that. you don't do that. no-" and i start flailing my arms as she has a death grip on me. i get out of it and look over to see everyone laughing and i ran out screaming that she bit my teeth

Boston: Hi, my name is Boston... and I was nearly raped...
Group: Hi Boston!

A fat girl doesn't have to physically fuck you to take away your dignity. A look is all it takes...cause I was also raped by a fat woman. At least she bought me taco bell afterwards.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Crazy Ralph on February 24, 2010, 02:46:04 PM
thats tight^^^^

I lost my v-card to a fat chick, best head I ever had, first girl I ever went down on too...shit was like a bull dog eatin mayonaise son, nastiest smelling pussy ever.  Didnt go down on a chick for almost 10 years I was scarred so badly from it.

Damn I hear that one. The first girl I fingered--who wasn't fat by the way, I'm sorry ahead of time--was the most confusing & nastiest thing I ever encountered. Before the incident I had asked my buddy at work about how to go about it, because he said his girl loves his "magic fingers." So he breaks it down for me, gives me pointers on the clit & lips & all that. I decide to give it a shot with an ex I had recently been hooking up with again that night.

We drive to our "spot"--the cemetary--and we begin to make out. I get her pants off and dive in, literally. Whatever was down there.. I don't know. The best way I could describe it was that it was like Chewbacca on the outside, and Jabba the Hutt on the inside. It was like a cave; my whole hand was in some slimey mess, and her carpet seemed to go on forever. She asked me if I needed help, and being notorious for blurting things out without thinking I say, "Yeah where the hell is your clit? I have no idea what's going on down here." She giggles thankfully, and tells me that she doesn't know where her clit is, but she knows where her G-Spot is. Her fucking G-SPOT. That's not meant for hand-work, so after three minutes of excavating, I gave it up. She then gave me my first & worst blowjob ever.
haha the cemetery?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: raul on February 24, 2010, 09:47:28 PM
thats tight^^^^

I lost my v-card to a fat chick, best head I ever had, first girl I ever went down on too...shit was like a bull dog eatin mayonaise son, nastiest smelling pussy ever.  Didnt go down on a chick for almost 10 years I was scarred so badly from it.

Damn I hear that one. The first girl I fingered--who wasn't fat by the way, I'm sorry ahead of time--was the most confusing & nastiest thing I ever encountered. Before the incident I had asked my buddy at work about how to go about it, because he said his girl loves his "magic fingers." So he breaks it down for me, gives me pointers on the clit & lips & all that. I decide to give it a shot with an ex I had recently been hooking up with again that night.

We drive to our "spot"--the cemetary--and we begin to make out. I get her pants off and dive in, literally. Whatever was down there.. I don't know. The best way I could describe it was that it was like Chewbacca on the outside, and Jabba the Hutt on the inside. It was like a cave; my whole hand was in some slimey mess, and her carpet seemed to go on forever. She asked me if I needed help, and being notorious for blurting things out without thinking I say, "Yeah where the hell is your clit? I have no idea what's going on down here." She giggles thankfully, and tells me that she doesn't know where her clit is, but she knows where her G-Spot is. Her fucking G-SPOT. That's not meant for hand-work, so after three minutes of excavating, I gave it up. She then gave me my first & worst blowjob ever.
haha the cemetery?

Yeah man, it's fairly common for people to do that. It's the perfect spot for a 17 year old trying to get his mack on: No parents snooping around, no one goes there, and real dark. Oh and I checked my mp3 player once we were leaving and "Handjobs for the Holidays" by Broken Social Scene was playing. I told her, she smiled but I don't think she found it as funny as I did.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Bobbito on March 22, 2010, 11:20:28 AM
thats tight^^^^

I lost my v-card to a fat chick, best head I ever had, first girl I ever went down on too...shit was like a bull dog eatin mayonaise son, nastiest smelling pussy ever.  Didnt go down on a chick for almost 10 years I was scarred so badly from it.

Damn I hear that one. The first girl I fingered--who wasn't fat by the way, I'm sorry ahead of time--was the most confusing & nastiest thing I ever encountered. Before the incident I had asked my buddy at work about how to go about it, because he said his girl loves his "magic fingers." So he breaks it down for me, gives me pointers on the clit & lips & all that. I decide to give it a shot with an ex I had recently been hooking up with again that night.

We drive to our "spot"--the cemetary--and we begin to make out. I get her pants off and dive in, literally. Whatever was down there.. I don't know. The best way I could describe it was that it was like Chewbacca on the outside, and Jabba the Hutt on the inside. It was like a cave; my whole hand was in some slimey mess, and her carpet seemed to go on forever. She asked me if I needed help, and being notorious for blurting things out without thinking I say, "Yeah where the hell is your clit? I have no idea what's going on down here." She giggles thankfully, and tells me that she doesn't know where her clit is, but she knows where her G-Spot is. Her fucking G-SPOT. That's not meant for hand-work, so after three minutes of excavating, I gave it up. She then gave me my first & worst blowjob ever.
haha the cemetery?

Yeah man, it's fairly common for people to do that. It's the perfect spot for a 17 year old trying to get his mack on: No parents snooping around, no one goes there, and real dark. Oh and I checked my mp3 player once we were leaving and "Handjobs for the Holidays" by Broken Social Scene was playing. I told her, she smiled but I don't think she found it as funny as I did.
hahahahaha Chewbaca hahaha. Funny thing is I lost my v-card in a cemetery so I definitely feel you on cemetery hook ups. Me and this chick I lost it to would fuck everywhere my car could take us. She wasn't fat though so I guess this is irrelevant.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: saucy ragu on November 11, 2010, 11:10:15 AM
A friend and I were going to a party, but needed to pick up a friend of his along the way. I walked in and all I saw were titties. Oversized shirt, homemade deep V neck, and a push up bra. She had an Angelina Jolie-esque face too: big, hard-staring eyes, strong cheek bones, and plush lips. We sat around and waited for her to feed her cat then bounced. At the party we mostly sat and drank, pulling on cigarettes all night. At one point a blanket comes out and I offer her some, which she accepts. Soon after our hands lock and my game mode is on. Some chick in my group of friends is staring us down hard because she's the type to interject herself into any scenario possible, so I ask my girl if she wants to step outside for a jaunt around the backyard.

We're on our way and I tell her I have to relieve myself. She then expresses the wish that if she were a guy, she "would totally pee in a circle." I simulated her dream, stood on and the spot and circled around, watering the grass while she sat on the swing-set and laughed at my inebriated version of a 360 degree rotation. I think the outline I walked in ended up looking more like the great state of Idaho. I zipped up and go over to sit down next to her, but as soon as my ass touches the Maximum Weight Limit of 200 lbs set, the whole thing collapses inwardly on top of us. Coincidentally, I landed on top of her and went with it and started making out with her. 5 minutes later I stop, because I had to tell her that was the best recovery I ever made. She laughed and I fingerblasted her, then we bounced and that was it for the night.

A couple nights later I went over real late fairly drunk & tired, to try to get it in. We start making out in her living room, and I pull those glorious ham bags out and had more fun than a kid at Discovery Zone. Started fingering her again, and she pulled her pants down. CELLULITE ALERT. A real bad case of it, top of the ass cheeks bad. Now, I'm not knocking women with it in general. It's going to happen someday and I can deal. But DAMN, she had it bad and was pretty young. Not realizing how much leg she actually had, I almost just left, but I held fast--I had already committed myself to this, and if she was going to return the favor then it wouldn't take much for me to imagine that Angelina Jolie's face was working my pole. Going down on that wasn't as bad as I thought, smelled alright thankfully, but the cellulite continued almost down to her knees. Real gnarly stuff. Then someone started unlocking the front door at 3:00AM, so I grabbed the cheetah snuggie faster than it could get away.  Fastest land mammal my foot! I covered us so I could avoid the shame, and told whoever was coming to cover their eyes or not come in. But he lived there so that wasn't happening, but he did shield his eyes the entire way to his room. Meanwhile, homegirl's just smiling 'cause she's the one getting head. Can't blame her.

We wait a minute because that dude shares a room with her and his girlfriend in a lofted area; she's got the bottom and they're up top. We sneak in and start watching Wristcutters on her laptop, and the couple above us start making it. In another situation, that could've been hot shit. But I didn't want to fuck this girl anymore, and felt nervously complied to with that going on. My lids were getting heavy, but we started making out. She climbs on top and I realize that this girl does in fact weigh a bit more than I thought; fucking tits distracted me. We start dry humping and I'm feeling a little tingle that I don't recognize in a half-sleepy state. Half a minute later I realize this girl is about to make me come, I panicked but it was too late: the steady rhythm of her Brazilian cow thighs made me come in my pants like a 13 year old boy. I think she realized it because she slowed down, kissed me, and passed out. I fell asleep for a minute, bummed as fuck, then woke up gasping for air. She fell asleep directly on top of me and was choking me with her dome. This broad had more density than a shit from Nibbler, I swear. It took a couple minutes to get out from under her, but I realized that if I level her up with my knee and shift my weight fast enough, I could tumble out onto the floor. A few successive tries later, I was in my car on my way home, realizing that "this was not the most fit girl" I had hooked up with.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on November 13, 2010, 05:27:02 PM
The last line of your story was the icing on the fudge cake.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: StabMasterArson on November 17, 2010, 07:28:41 PM
I recall one lonely valentines day-night my roommate was spinning records for some hip hop night at a local bar so I went. I drank far too much and after the show, they had open mic. I personally don't listen to much rap, but got drunk enough to try and freestyle. After rapping about someone "fucking a box" the local hip hop dudes were not too happy about me. I wanted more, so I ripped the mic from someones had and lost what small part of the crowd was still on my side. All but one girl. She was think not too think, she had a fair amount of tattoos to cover up cottage cheese and stretch mark she had. She drove me home and came inside. I went into my room and came out with an inside out tee shirt with "let me taste it" freshly wrote in black sharpie. I had so much fun having sex with her. I did it multiple times after that. I knew the girl for a few years and she had put the pounds on leading up to that point. So she was a hot fat girl. She now lives in austin, tx and dates some hipster.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: RobDyrdek on November 19, 2010, 10:10:22 AM
thumbs up to you sir
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Chiguy on November 19, 2010, 11:41:14 AM
1. Its Anchor Splash week with my Fraternity(TKE) and a Sorority(A-Phi). Basically a week of partying and hanging out with a sorority.

2. Since I'm a pledge I get assigned to do a bunch of dumb, shivalrous things. One of them was recite poetry in their house. Naturally this attracted some Grade. A clingers. Fast forward a few days

3. Drinking in our basement.

4. Get drunk

5. Go upstairs

6. See big Guidette looking girl that I had seen earlier in the week. Pic related(It's her)

(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9399/guidette.jpg)

6. We randomly see each other(She was one of the "alternative" girls that started talking to me a lot after I did that poetry gig) in our frat houses front room. I say "alternative" because I normally don't go for girls like that, but I was just on grimy "fuck anything" mode. It was either that, or nothing at all.
---

I see her tits popping out, and I start getting horny. I play it cool, crack a few jokes and she laughs. Her girlfriend leaves the room to go downstairs and party with everyone else(Or so I thought). She doesn't follow her girlfriend downstairs so at that point I knew it a done deal. I sit closer and she's smiling. I wrap one arm around her, and then used my other hand and started massaging her (thunder) thighs. We started making out for a minute, she tells me she wants to fuck. I'm thinking like "Okay where?". I go in the back room where we keep band equipment for the house(Drums, Guitars, Amps, etc...). There's a couch back there. I didn't have a rubber on me, so I just raw dogged it. Getting past the fat, the pussy felt good, and I liked her tits...

To wrap it up, some guys ended up coming in the room. There's a side door that leads directly into the band room. Some guys were bringing beer in. The only thing I heard was "motherfucker", then the door closed back, and I can hear them laughing and shit outside. Good times.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: poopmonkey on November 23, 2010, 01:43:49 AM
haha sick, she's pretty nasty
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: StabMasterArson on November 26, 2010, 09:59:31 PM
1. Its Anchor Splash week with my Fraternity(TKE) and a Sorority(A-Phi). Basically a week of partying and hanging out with a sorority.

2. Since I'm a pledge I get assigned to do a bunch of dumb, shivalrous things. One of them was recite poetry in their house. Naturally this attracted some Grade. A clingers. Fast forward a few days

3. Drinking in our basement.

4. Get drunk

5. Go upstairs

6. See big Guidette looking girl that I had seen earlier in the week. Pic related(It's her)

(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9399/guidette.jpg)

6. We randomly see each other(She was one of the "alternative" girls that started talking to me a lot after I did that poetry gig) in our frat houses front room. I say "alternative" because I normally don't go for girls like that, but I was just on grimy "fuck anything" mode. It was either that, or nothing at all.
---

I see her tits popping out, and I start getting horny. I play it cool, crack a few jokes and she laughs. Her girlfriend leaves the room to go downstairs and party with everyone else(Or so I thought). She doesn't follow her girlfriend downstairs so at that point I knew it a done deal. I sit closer and she's smiling. I wrap one arm around her, and then used my other hand and started massaging her (thunder) thighs. We started making out for a minute, she tells me she wants to fuck. I'm thinking like "Okay where?". I go in the back room where we keep band equipment for the house(Drums, Guitars, Amps, etc...). There's a couch back there. I didn't have a rubber on me, so I just raw dogged it. Getting past the fat, the pussy felt good, and I liked her tits...

To wrap it up, some guys ended up coming in the room. There's a side door that leads directly into the band room. Some guys were bringing beer in. The only thing I heard was "motherfucker", then the door closed back, and I can hear them laughing and shit outside. Good times.
where I stopped reading
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Chiguy on November 26, 2010, 11:21:16 PM
lol. Hey we all make mistakes.

I was feeling like shit at the time. Could really give a shit about anything because I was tired of the daily grind of college in that small town when I've been a city kid my whole life. Somehow I ended up falling in with those guys. The rest is unforgettable history.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: StabMasterArson on November 27, 2010, 12:23:31 PM
That fat girl was a mistake. Frats, they're unforgivable.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: sixpackoftablets on November 27, 2010, 09:15:48 PM
That fat girl was a mistake. Frats, they're unforgivable.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: kilgore. on November 28, 2010, 12:55:29 PM
That fat girl was a mistake. Frats, they're unforgivable.

hhahahahahaha
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: All Hail Wu Welsh on December 05, 2010, 12:47:15 AM
Shit dude not only were you in a Frat, but you were in fuckin TKE? They're like the fuckin S.S. of fraternities.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on December 06, 2010, 12:00:16 PM
When I was a freshmen in high school, I was waiting for my mom to pick me up because I missed the buses due to a field trip. (I think.) Well anyway, I'm just kinda hanging out by myself, minding my own, and this and this girl who was hardly taller than five feet and had an ass comparable to one of those rubber aerobics balls in size, giving her the figure of a plum with arms and legs waddles up to me (literally) and began talking to me out of the blue. Being the shy but polite kid that I was, I casually exchanged small talk for a couple minutes, until all of the sudden...I was trapped. She grabbed me from behind and started tenderly hugging me, though the sensation was much more reminiscent to being absorbed into a giant bean bag or Majin Buu. Luckily, before it could get any worse, my mom pulls up to the curb, and in one heroic leap I jump into the car and we sped off.


She never spoke to me again.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: mandibleclaw on December 06, 2010, 09:39:13 PM
That fat girl was a mistake. Frats, they're unforgivable.

i know this sounds like a made-up story, but once, driving past a frat house in gainesville, florida, we saw a bunch of frat dudes through window--they were in a circle, jumping up and down, swinging their dicks around.  true story.

unknown soldier, your avatar has so much awesome, i don't even know.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on December 06, 2010, 09:58:01 PM
That fat girl was a mistake. Frats, they're unforgivable.

i know this sounds like a made-up story, but once, driving past a frat house in gainesville, florida, we saw a bunch of frat dudes through window--they were in a circle, jumping up and down, swinging their dicks around.  true story.

unknown soldier, your avatar has so much awesome, i don't even know.


If only I had the cross and the "Happy Birthday Rick" banner...

Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: skate_bored on December 11, 2010, 06:55:32 PM
When I was a freshmen in high school, I was waiting for my mom to pick me up because I missed the buses due to a field trip. (I think.) Well anyway, I'm just kinda hanging out by myself, minding my own, and this and this girl who was hardly taller than five feet and had an ass comparable to one of those rubber aerobics balls in size, giving her the figure of a plum with arms and legs waddles up to me (literally) and began talking to me out of the blue. Being the shy but polite kid that I was, I casually exchanged small talk for a couple minutes, until all of the sudden...I was trapped. She grabbed me from behind and started tenderly hugging me, though the sensation was much more reminiscent to being absorbed into a giant bean bag or Majin Buu. Luckily, before it could get any worse, my mom pulls up to the curb, and in one heroic leap I jump into the car and we sped off.


She never spoke to me again.

so did your mom think you were into the fat girl? i remember when i was a kid my brother was "dating" a fat chick in middle school and me and my dad gave him so much shit for it. havent seen him with anything that wasnt skin and bones since.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: police state on January 19, 2011, 08:19:56 PM
a few months ago, my bud brought some girls over to my place after a social, just to have drinks and shit.  one was aight, he was on the couch with her and the other was a fatty who i ignored all night.  im in the kicthen making perogies and she comes in and asks if i want to snuggle.  i take it as an invite for sex and im kind of drunk so after finishing my perogies i go and get a condom and meet her in the computer room.  she starts kissing me and i take off my shirt.  her shirt has about 40 fucking buttons on it and shes struggling to get it off then after a minute, gets frustrated, and rips it off.  so im sucking her tits and shes playing with my dick, im trying to get hard when my buddy opens the door, "what the fuck close the door!" i yell.  then her friend opens the door and now im pissed off.  i didnt even stick it in her yet and shes like "i cant do this i have a boyfriend".  great, so i call a cab and shes standing outside with her ripped up shirt.  i thought that was gonna be the end of it but apparently shes dating a dude who i know through a friend and we were supposed to play on the same beer league hockey team this year.  word gets out "i fucked his girl", now im kicked off that team.  last week i went to go watch one of their games and after the bf gets off the ice he runs up the bleachers and clocks me on my fucking eyebrow.  i wanted to push him down the stairs but i mean i feel kind of bad for the dude, i didnt even know they were dating when i did that shit.  anyways, i learnt 2 things from all of this: 1, fat girls are the sluttiest and 2, be secretive when you fuck one, lol
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Joe Pesci on January 19, 2011, 09:21:14 PM
so you didnt do anything about getting hit in the face, even though you didnt have sex with his girl, while not even knowing they were dating? sounds like this dude shouldve hit her instead
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: john04o8 on January 19, 2011, 09:59:49 PM
we got this inside joke with my friends, we say "you got dropped off last" haha
well whoever gets drop off last in the astro van i guess you get dome or you fuck this fat chick named anna
but if its a party and youre drunk then shes gonna rape you, leave you naked with one sock on
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: nice weather on January 20, 2011, 01:32:40 PM
a few months ago, my bud brought some girls over to my place after a social, just to have drinks and shit.  one was aight, he was on the couch with her and the other was a fatty who i ignored all night.  im in the kicthen making perogies and she comes in and asks if i want to snuggle.  i take it as an invite for sex and im kind of drunk so after finishing my perogies i go and get a condom and meet her in the computer room.  she starts kissing me and i take off my shirt.  her shirt has about 40 fucking buttons on it and shes struggling to get it off then after a minute, gets frustrated, and rips it off.  so im sucking her tits and shes playing with my dick, im trying to get hard when my buddy opens the door, "what the fuck close the door!" i yell.  then her friend opens the door and now im pissed off.  i didnt even stick it in her yet and shes like "i cant do this i have a boyfriend".  great, so i call a cab and shes standing outside with her ripped up shirt.  i thought that was gonna be the end of it but apparently shes dating a dude who i know through a friend and we were supposed to play on the same beer league hockey team this year.  word gets out "i fucked his girl", now im kicked off that team.  last week i went to go watch one of their games and after the bf gets off the ice he runs up the bleachers and clocks me on my fucking eyebrow.  i wanted to push him down the stairs but i mean i feel kind of bad for the dude, i didnt even know they were dating when i did that shit.  anyways, i learnt 2 things from all of this: 1, fat girls are the sluttiest and 2, be secretive when you fuck one, lol
nothing but lose

gnard
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: gnarnel on February 10, 2011, 11:10:41 PM
There's this one fatty that I used to fuck around with because she had crazy big fat chick tits, a cute face, and gave the most insane blowjobs ever. I've talked about her before on here. Well one time I went out for me and my friends' regular wednesday wing night, got into some pitchers, and got pretty fuckin drunk. When I got home I decided I wanted to get more wasted, but I was too drunk to drive, the beer store was too far to walk to, and it was winter so I couldn't ride my bike or my skateboard. So I called up this fatty who I hadn't talked to in months, and was like "Come pick me up. Call when you get outside." I had her at my beck and call so she did what I said, and I got in her parents' mini-van and was like "You're gonna drive me to the beer store then you're gonna suck my dick."

So she drove me to the beer store, and I cracked a tall can as I was walking out the door and got into the van and was like "Okay go to my place now." So then I grabbed her hand and put it on my crotch so she rubbed my dick through my pants on the way home. Then we got to my house and she gave me a long ass blowjob while I chugged tall Buds and whipped the cans at the wall when I was done them.

And then she folded my laundry.

its men like you that i look up to and hope that one day be like. thank you.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: poopmonkey on February 16, 2011, 06:06:27 PM
There's this one fatty that I used to fuck around with because she had crazy big fat chick tits, a cute face, and gave the most insane blowjobs ever. I've talked about her before on here. Well one time I went out for me and my friends' regular wednesday wing night, got into some pitchers, and got pretty fuckin drunk. When I got home I decided I wanted to get more wasted, but I was too drunk to drive, the beer store was too far to walk to, and it was winter so I couldn't ride my bike or my skateboard. So I called up this fatty who I hadn't talked to in months, and was like "Come pick me up. Call when you get outside." I had her at my beck and call so she did what I said, and I got in her parents' mini-van and was like "You're gonna drive me to the beer store then you're gonna suck my dick."

So she drove me to the beer store, and I cracked a tall can as I was walking out the door and got into the van and was like "Okay go to my place now." So then I grabbed her hand and put it on my crotch so she rubbed my dick through my pants on the way home. Then we got to my house and she gave me a long ass blowjob while I chugged tall Buds and whipped the cans at the wall when I was done them.

And then she folded my laundry.

its men like you that i look up to and hope that one day be like. thank you.
visually pictured this in my head while reading. great writing!
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: mad on May 24, 2011, 06:56:06 AM
sounds like you'll never get rid of that girl now. down the street? virgin? danger.
Yeah Im gonna have to agree...Your pretty much fucked she's gonna be wanting to hang out more and more and then soon enough you will be dating that fat slob
Or he can be a dick to her outright and just hurt her feelings instead.



..................unfortunately sancho, you were right. barr's an asshole...
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: pancake man on May 24, 2011, 10:41:14 AM
two years later...?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Zurg on May 24, 2011, 12:30:52 PM
hahaha too sick. how'd you even find the post?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: busey on May 24, 2011, 01:22:11 PM
hahaha, "Posted by: mad "
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: saucy ragu on May 24, 2011, 07:21:13 PM
Did a woman finally make her way on her for some revenge? The man cave is being infiltrated.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: duffmanshredder on May 24, 2011, 07:27:48 PM
(http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.majhost.com/gallery/LordRyu/random/u-mad-bro.jpg&sa=X&ei=GWncTaToEo3rgQe-7NX6Dw&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNHRdJRpPOyZhbq2d7rWtPhHNuGnqg)
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: pugmaster on May 25, 2011, 10:41:59 AM
That fat girl was a mistake. Frats, they're unforgivable.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: alrightythen on June 15, 2011, 11:48:25 AM
I met the chick on myspace cause the picture of her face looked cute...I should've known better though because it was the "hide the fat" angle, anyways turns out she lived down the street from me and we would talk at night, she was pretty cool and nice, even sent me a pic of her tits while i was at work. Anyway I invite her over to my house and she tells me to meet her at mcdonalds (of course). I get there and I see her and she was bigger than I expected, but she had pretty eyes and those fat chick tits watson always talks about. We go to my house and smoke some bowls and proceed to watch watchmen while laying on my bed, I'm stoned and I don't feel like re-watching that shit so I make a move and start making out with her which leads to us getting naked and she gives me some bomb head and whatever. I get on top and notice that she had the wettest pussy I had ever felt, and my fingers went in there super easy, and it just looked like...a different muff then what i've seen before, but anyway we end up fucking and that shit was some hard work (challenges are fun), turns out she was a virgin too. after that I walk her halfway home and I told her I had to bounce, I walked home confused about if it was awesome or not, but then it was pussy, so I agreed it was awesome.


damn barr.  you must be very satisfied after telling the internet world this. good thing she doesn't come on here and talk about the little satisfaction she got from fucking you..little. in so many ways. nah. fat chicks wouldnt do that. Dont be phased. The fat chick from across the street will never talk to you again, k? have a nice life cartier.(:
this has to be some joke!!!!
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: InternetDaddy on June 16, 2011, 06:21:49 PM
I gotta say, I'm a fan of big girls. Well, only if they have big tits and a big ass. They tend to give better head, put in more effort in bed, and just be a little kinkier in general. No complaints here!
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: steve on June 16, 2011, 08:46:52 PM
I gotta say, I'm a fan of big girls. Well, only if they have big tits and a big ass. They tend to give better head, put in more effort in bed, and just be a little kinkier in general. No complaints here!

i like my women healthy, brother, but fat chicks suck. I haven't found an even ratio between fat chicks V good looking/ at least properly proportioned chicks in the categories of better head and effort in bed.

Out of the fatties i've had a couple were straight lousy fucks, one gave amazing dome and was kinky as fuck (this broad was gnar but turned me the fuck on for whatever reason), and one was good in the sack.

If a fattie isn't good at what she's doing it's truly disgusting to think about, look at. It's like while you're doing it, it's soon over because you've got to stop and say "sorry. just not feeling it."
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Beeda Weeda on June 17, 2011, 08:59:03 AM
i like a girl with at least an ass on her, tits arent tha timportant but are great if they are there.
when a girl has a good ration o ftits to ass, she is counterbalnced, therefore awsome.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: brownjenkin on June 17, 2011, 08:22:55 PM
The ass, hip and thigh area of a woman holds much power over me; my eyes immediately go there. I've been with girls who have enough in that department that some dudes would consider too much. I don't ever really consider a woman fat unless her gut is getting gnarly. A little padding in the mid section is a-ok by me.

Small waist and big ass all the way.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Tale Crab on June 17, 2011, 08:39:34 PM
Tits are optional (soft please), but there's no excuse for lack of ass.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Beeda Weeda on June 22, 2011, 09:40:16 AM
fat shoulders, back, gut, or gross ankles are the oly things that are fat on a woman.


there is nothing worse than a fat broad with a flat ass.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Hannity on July 13, 2011, 08:06:43 AM
ok crappy story but i read the whole thread and felt obligated to give my two cents since i have a relevant tale. so freshman year of college, there was this chunky-nasty indian/middle eastern chick who lived on the floor above me. our dorm had a pretty good open door policy so everybody pretty much chilled with each other. well within the first few weeks it was pretty clear that this girl had taken a liking to me, she would always stop by my room just to chat and she texted me a lot, plus everybody else was saying she liked me alot. so i told myself that i would resist all advances by this chick and try to keep things civil, i never really want to hurt people's feelings. i'll just try to keep my distance from her.

one friday night a few weeks into the semester, most people from my dorm are down in one guy's room pregaming for a frat party. basicaly just 10 kids in a room killing a handle of smirnoff. well chunky girl is there and she invites me up to her room because she says she has some good rum. i wasn't that blitzed so i could kind of tell where she was going with this, but like an idiot i walk out with her anyway and go up to her room. she tells me we're going to play a game. we're gonna watch harold and kumar and everytime they swear, we're gonna take a shot of malibu. that lasts like 10 minutes and by this point im definitely double digits in shots and ready for the party.

we go down and meet eveyrone else, who all think i've been up there mackin it with her, which i wasn't, just tryna exploit a fatty for some rum. we head to the party and hit the dancefloor immediately. chunky gal starts gettin real physical with me, grabbin gropin, tryna kiss me on the dancefloor. some asshole from my floor starts taking pictures all paparazzi style and i hit the camera and push it hard into his face, he gets pissed and tries to swing at me. frat dudes come over and throw us out. i'm walkin back to the dorm pissed as shit tryna cool down and get level headed but i'm too drunk for that. chunky gal comes up and walks with me, says she got some weed back at her room, we can just blaze there and take it easy. i'm way more down to blaze than drink, so i happiily oblige. we get back to her place and with booze goggles on this girl went from a 3 to a 5. huge improvement. we're on her bed, yadayadayada, we're naked and i'm crossfaded as fuck tryna smush with her. she was not one of those chicks who hides her weight well. she wore most of it on her belly. gnarly rolls and everything. at least her pussy was trimmed. after about 3 minutes she realizes i'm too gone for smashing and wants to keep making out instead. i offer to go down on her but she's real uptight about that and says she doesn't let anyone do that to her. so i give up and crash next to her. she was pretty understanding about it. i'll never forget how saccharine sweet her room smelled. like overpowering.

next day it was the biggest news that i had spent the night with her and i got shit from my buddies for the rest of the year about it.



Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: skateordie on August 25, 2011, 12:27:07 PM
That fat girl was a mistake. Frats, they're unforgivable.

Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: BMC on January 13, 2012, 11:45:33 AM
Back in 2000 my buddy took me up to Peoria, IL where he was visiting his girlfriend and kept telling me about her pretty roommate, so I was into it.  We got there and yeah she was pretty, and pretty big.  She did have a nice face, but what got me was that she had the foulest mouth and was kinda fun to hang out with.  Anyways, I ended up in a hotel bed with her and we were both a little boozed up, but we were still getting ready to go out to the bars.  Anyways, she is laying on the bed and I am taking a shower and I come out with a towel on to get my clothes to change and she is into it, she kept trying to grab my towel and I am telling her to let me get my clothes but kinda being funny about it.  She ended up getting the towel off and it pretty much went from there.  She is the only big girl I've been with, so I don't have much to base it on, but all the smelly rumors and shit like that weren't true.  Plus when I was fucking her she made comments about her size.  "you like my big tits flopping in your face" and "smack my fat ass" stuff like that.  It was fun though.  My friend tried to give me shit about it, and I was all "you can give me all the shit you want, I had a good fucking time and would do it again sober"  and i did a night or two later.

I'm from Peoria, IL and the fatties know how to fucking party here it's really funny at the bars
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: MostlyLurkin' on February 28, 2012, 05:27:03 AM
The following happened when I was i elementary school.. There was this one fat, nasty, discusting girl with a matching personality who was wearing white pants this one day.. And, all of a sudden, she got her first case of the period.. In class. On her chair. In her white pants. Some of the guys was litterally hanging out of the window and puking. True story!

..this same girl actually made her fucking dog bite me in the face once to! nearly bit my eye out
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: ice nine on February 29, 2012, 12:17:09 PM
^yuck!!

Not sex related, and probably posted it before, but we had a math substitute in grade 11 for a couple weeks, ms. Henderson. She looked a lot like the old woman from requiem for a dream, just 300-400 pounds heavier. She wore a mumu daily and was more boring than an average math teacher.I sat at the back of the class.

One day she was writing on the board, and when she lifted her hand to write, the chalk caught the bottom of the mumu and lifted it all the way to breast level, revealing her giant granny panties, complete with disgusting flab sprawling out of her swollen midsection in every direction possible. And also the bottom of her non-matching bra. Only half or so of the class was paying attention, and the whole incident was just the blink of an eye. Similar to the subliminal cock frames in the theatre in fight club, those that were paying attention winced and moaned and the others had no idea it had happened.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Mundungus on March 04, 2012, 11:16:48 PM
Is it bad that I'm having a hard time stomaching my meal whilst reading this thread?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: MostlyLurkin' on March 05, 2012, 03:52:09 AM
Is it bad that I'm having a hard time stomaching my meal whilst reading this thread?

I would say that is a good thing
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: malcyvelli on August 16, 2013, 08:52:54 AM
This thread was just fucking great

Although I'm a fan of thicker chicks I've never banged a straight up fattie but this was definitely incentive to never start

Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: iSk84thechicas on August 16, 2013, 09:58:15 AM
Oh god. I better stay away from this thread.....

Word are we talking about huge bitches like 400 plus pounds or the busty fat ass good looking fat chicks. I love big women but let us define fat
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: iSk84thechicas on August 16, 2013, 10:03:28 AM
The ass, hip and thigh area of a woman holds much power over me; my eyes immediately go there. I've been with girls who have enough in that department that some dudes would consider too much. I don't ever really consider a woman fat unless her gut is getting gnarly. A little padding in the mid section is a-ok by me.

Small waist and big ass all the way.
This
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: SEAN PABLO on September 26, 2013, 08:00:27 PM
I WANNA FUCK A FATTY SO BAD!
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: I_AM_BURNT on October 26, 2013, 09:43:53 PM
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)

wrong thread bro, this is the fat chick thread.

Wrong thread bro, this isn't the "outright obvious lies" thread.
i swear im not lying, and girls on myspace look better than they do in person. thats why she looks skinny


Okay so you're telling us that you:

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2d0yyds.jpg)

Threw her (who has wanted you for awhile and who you somehow consider chubby):

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)

Into the bathroom at school and sucked on her tittes for 10 minutes while no one else came in to use the bathroom, and then you QUIT SUCKING ON HER TITTIES IN THE BATHROOM AT SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU WERE LATE FOR CLASS?!!!!!!

Okay now that I think it through I totally believe you.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Bill on November 22, 2013, 12:05:23 PM
                       [ Ras kass:]
    
          I date Fat Girls that weight 215
With Low self esteem, cause it's easier to get the pussy
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: poorlatino on January 10, 2014, 04:51:23 PM
BUMP
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: dillanharp on January 14, 2014, 11:53:38 PM
The night before I graduated high school, a long, long time ago, the senior class had a party at the football field.  How we didn't get caught, I don't know, at the time the town I grew up in was pretty small, around 10k people, and word spread quick.  This chunky girl had been flirting with me all year, she was a basketball cheerleader and cute, half asian, just chubby.  My mom's friend gave me an ounce of weed for my graduation present, since she new I would just spend any money on weed to begin with, she thought she'd do me a favor, so with that and 2 boxes of franzia my buddies and I head out for the party.  So at the party, it's pretty much a camp out, about a dozen tents, a few kegs, and us with our dirt weed and box wine.  The entire senior  class is there, and somehow I end up killing a box to my face and wind up in a 4 man partitioned tent making out with this girl.  Long story short I end up taking this girl's virginity in a tent on the 50 yard line of the football field.  I remember having to bum a condom from a guy who got his nickname from raising chickens, her suggesting anal because I didn't have one, and her blowing me, then making out with some other dude a half hour later because I bounced out and hotboxed another tent with some nortenos.

She's married with a couple of kids now, back in my hometown.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 15, 2014, 12:05:28 AM
What a heartwarming cuming of age story.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on February 11, 2014, 02:41:57 PM
that story made me miss highschool
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: SodaJerk on February 20, 2014, 10:46:05 AM
Touchdown on the 50 yard line. Respect.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Tay on April 07, 2014, 01:28:51 PM
I worked at a food production factory with a chubby girl. She had a heart of gold, really sweet. With all the ovens running the temperature was often 100+F. I imagine someone of higher mass would have a hard time differentiating between flatulence and defecation in such heat. So we're working the pie shell line sweating our asses off, and chubby girl runs past me saying something along the lines of "oh shit! I think I left my headlights on!" (Freudian slip?). As she wobbles off the immaculate floor is drenched with an oozing brown liquid.

Line was shut down, got to go home early. Fat people are alright in my book.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: LloydChristmas on April 09, 2014, 06:42:56 AM
I worked at a food production factory with a chubby girl. She had a heart of gold, really sweet. With all the ovens running the temperature was often 100+F. I imagine someone of higher mass would have a hard time differentiating between flatulence and defecation in such heat. So we're working the pie shell line sweating our asses off, and chubby girl runs past me saying something along the lines of "oh shit! I think I left my headlights on!" (Freudian slip?). As she wobbles off the immaculate floor is drenched with an oozing brown liquid.

Line was shut down, got to go home early. Fat people are alright in my book.

so what happened after?  did she fess up?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Tay on April 09, 2014, 01:20:12 PM
I worked at a food production factory with a chubby girl. She had a heart of gold, really sweet. With all the ovens running the temperature was often 100+F. I imagine someone of higher mass would have a hard time differentiating between flatulence and defecation in such heat. So we're working the pie shell line sweating our asses off, and chubby girl runs past me saying something along the lines of "oh shit! I think I left my headlights on!" (Freudian slip?). As she wobbles off the immaculate floor is drenched with an oozing brown liquid.

Line was shut down, got to go home early. Fat people are alright in my book.

so what happened after?  did she fess up?

It was in plain sight of everyone, so she didn't have to. We all knew.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: AssBandit on April 18, 2014, 08:26:26 AM
Met a tall girl at the bar once and got her number.  Hung out like three nights later and she was totally a heifer.  I musta been super drunk, because I didn't notice.  We proceeded to get shit faced and I went back to her place.  To my dismay, she had small tits.  I mean, DD would have made up for it, but since there was some strange shaped B's, it was a total boner killer. 


The end.   
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: JerrySeinfeld on May 11, 2014, 06:15:43 AM
Out one night in the city with this a friend of mine. Went to a party with some cute girls. My friend leaves early, which was my ride but I decided to stay out and figure out getting home later because girls. Anyways, we're at a house party and Im talking to this cute girl thats also from my hometown. Cant really tell if she is into it or not. The whole house party moves to a very sophisticated looking club/bar. I continue talking to this cute girl but this chubby chick with huge tits is giving me the all clear signals and I can't say no. Ended up ditching the cute skinny girl for the chubby huge titty girl and go back to her place with a 6 pack. We had sex, I sobered up and waited like literally 3 minutes before I pretended to go to the bathroom and ditched. Didn't even fully dress for fear of being caught leaving, I ran out of her place with just my pants and socks on. ran down the fire stair case instead of the elevator and put my shoes on once I got outside. took a cab the train station and hadn't told anyone till now I guess. When you're drunk, A chubby girl with huge tits can be a lot of fun, but when you sober up, shit gets real
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: BARGAIN_SHOPPER on August 14, 2014, 03:49:06 AM
two julys ago i got arrested for skateboarding and assaulting an off duty officer that grabbed me off my skateboard... i caught two felonies and like 5 misdemeanors... anyways i spent the day in jail, got bonded out and that night i went to a party got drunk and fought this huge dude with a beard then fucked the shit out of this fat chick and came all over her face.
 :)
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on August 23, 2014, 03:16:50 AM
how the fuck did i miss this thread? it's like two down from "real confessions" and i just "confessed" to having hooked up with two fat chicks. go read about it in real confessions or don't... anyways, fat chicks sweat a lot apparently, not a desirable trait IMO.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 22, 2014, 04:20:21 PM
two julys ago i got arrested for skateboarding and assaulting an off duty officer that grabbed me off my skateboard... i caught two felonies and like 5 misdemeanors... anyways i spent the day in jail, got bonded out and that night i went to a party got drunk and fought this huge dude with a beard then fucked the shit out of this fat chick and came all over her face.
 :)

you sound like a real peice of shit, we are offically enemies
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: straight on November 19, 2014, 06:32:01 PM
In college I had this fine caramel chick that lived on my floor. Her roommate though was at least 350+. Had the experience of fucking this half black beauty doggy style top bunk while roommate is getting plowed in the same room by this skinny black guy also top bunk. The rooms were set up with desks on the bottom and bed on top. So I never hit a big girl but I've witnessed it. It was worth it tho cuz this chick was 10/10. What's up with skinny black guys mackin on big white girls though???
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Jim and Dan on November 19, 2014, 06:52:57 PM
d00d guy I always see the exact situation you described above, in regards to fat white women & skinny black guys.

One needs go no farther than the local Burlington Coat Factory or Savers to witness the phenomenon.

Thinking about hitting this thicker goth-(y)/new age fucktard hippie [probably not the best terms (I don't think shes into Bauhaus) but fuck it] amalgamation at work, will provide back with details ASAP.
     |-> I'm pretty sure she already digs me & has been a nice person so far so I'll just take a xanax one day and go for it  . . .
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: poor alice on January 30, 2015, 09:49:23 PM
A few years ago I was at a house party in a small-ish 2 bedroom house. Pretty good apart from the fact that of the 3 girls there, two had boy friends, one of whom I smoked a few bongs with and the other was a large girl who I'd known for a while. She tried in desperation to make her name amongst people as a slag. She was a BIT of a slag but not as much as she liked to make out. Anyway, the party continues with people smoking and drinking, eventually someone starts up the xBox, this must have been at about 4 a.m after about 8 hours drinking so I was over it by this stage and had NO chance of sleeping downstairs.
The big girl had already said she was going to bed in the parents room and had dissappeared about 20 minutes before this so I thought I'd chance my arm and walked upstairs to see if I could get in on the double bed and duvet action. I knock on the door then walk in, she's still awake and texting or some shit. I just say "I'm sleeping here, I'm not playing Left 4 Dead". She seems a bit annoyed but says "Fine, close the door", knowing that this is literally my only chance for a decent nights sleep.
I watch her undress and see this girl's big ass in some cute frilly hotpants and notice some movement in my funzone, but have literally NEVER been attracted to her so try to chalk it up to the boooze.
Anyway, we both get into bed and she moves her ass towards me and presses it into my crotch. I start touching and grabbing her ass. She then unhooks her bra and begins blowing me. Eventually I'm active enough so she climbs on top of me and lets me fuck her with a little ass fingering and serious spanking. She certainly liked it hard and man, watching her tits bounce around was what convinced me I need to bed more fat chicks. Anyway, after unloading in her she gets off me and kisses me some without saying much while I put in my earphones, switched on an audiobook and fell soundly asleep.
So so worth the only available bed in the house.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Justis on February 03, 2015, 04:36:35 PM
In college I had this fine caramel chick that lived on my floor. Her roommate though was at least 350+. Had the experience of fucking this half black beauty doggy style top bunk while roommate is getting plowed in the same room by this skinny black guy also top bunk. The rooms were set up with desks on the bottom and bed on top. So I never hit a big girl but I've witnessed it. It was worth it tho cuz this chick was 10/10. What's up with skinny black guys mackin on big white girls though???
More cushion for the pushin dawg, Had my fair share of fat white girl experiences and I'd chalk it up as them usually having more of everything. Plus they almost always do all the nasty shit others won't
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: white rapper on May 15, 2015, 09:22:01 AM
the only thing i would do with a fat chick is i would let her toss my salad
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Chippedwood on November 16, 2017, 08:51:39 PM
c'mon folks, i know most of us have one, whether you love 'em, hate 'em, or just don't really care. because, when it's last call and that girl who's little on the hefty side is eyefucking you fucking the shit out of you, it doesn't really matter.
I used to hook up with this big girl that was really nice. she lived right by roberto clemente high school in chicago, i would skate there a lot then go over to her place take a shower, smoke her indo, bang her, drink all her beer, and she would cook dinner and then I would go home. It was a good setup. One day after go skateboarding day was held at the school i went over there, I was standing up and she laying down on the bed sucking my dick, right when I came, she rolled off and broke my foot. I had to tell my homies I fucked it up skating that day. It took forever to heal and was so hard to skate on for years.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Buck Bundy on November 19, 2017, 06:31:10 AM
I had a friend in highshool who had a hot sister who was older and we all tried (miserably) to see if she wanted to take the innocence of a 13/14yr old. Fast forward to me being 26 and her being 35. She had been married and had a kid so she put on some weight over the years. Although she was more chubby/thick than like fat fat. Well one Halloween I’m at party and I get a text from her saying she’s at my house with some people and they want to party. She also says I should hurry over because she wants to “ravish” me all night. (Who ravishes anyone in real life? I giggled) I was just the right amount of drunk and coked up where I wasn’t passing up pussy at 2am, especially since I wanted to seal the deal when I was 14. So I get back to my house and we go upstairs right away. I tell her I want to do some lines and chill for awhile cause I wasn’t anywhere near sleeping. She’s cool with it and let’s me do bumps off her huge chubby girl tits. So far so good. We make out a little and then head back downstairs.  My buddy and I lived in a house in a little river neighborhood where we could do what ever we wanted. The river was like 20 ft from the back door so there was no one behind us. Anyways, we’re out side and people are starting to crash. Me being the degenerate coke head I was at the time, asks if I can do more off of her. She was all about it. So out on my back porch I’m doing lines off her ass and tits again, and she tells me to put a line like a lil landing strip patch. I oblige and go to town on her after snorting it. We’re getting down at this point in this swinging chair on the back porch. All of a sudden a pontoon boat with no lights on comes creeping up. Now we lived on a streatch of river that you hardly saw boats go by in the day, let alone at 3am. I’m not stopping even though it’s bizzare that someone’s in the dark watching. A few mins later I’m fucking her doggystyle and her big ass titties are smacking around and she’s moaning when a spotlight gets shined on me. It was the river police or DNR I think? So there’s all 5’6 135 lbs of me buck naked, holding onto this big, voluptuous, ass, all lit up like it’s a christmas nativity scene. I yell/ask if he could turn the light off so I could finish. He does, but then he jumps up into my yard and walks over toward us. Beefy thick chick is rushing inside and I’m trying to get pants on. I didn’t think it would be a big deal at all because of how secluded our backyard was and it being 3am. This asshat starts going in on me about public indecency, I could get registered as a sex offender blah blah blah. I’m telling this creep to beat it and I start walking inside. He yells “sick fucks” and finally leaves. I go up to my room and finish my business. So, I got to bang a chubby chick, do coke off her, have an audience for awhile, then got lectured about being a “sick fuck”. Overall it was a pretty good night!!
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on November 30, 2017, 07:44:17 PM
Alright, so my first one night stand was with a bigger chick (sorry if I have shared this here before). I had recently been dumped by this girl and my friends had this kickback at the same time my co-worker had a party. Being upset I figured why not go with my friends. One of their friend's was with this girl and she had her cousins over. They were all chunky but only one of them was cute.

We started playing drinking games and the ping pong ball kept slipping near my goods and this girl kept rubbing her hand against it while picking up the ball. After a 3rd time I called her out and made a light joke. It kept going on and at that point I knew. It was one of those things where you know your no longer on the hunter but the prey. I was hammered and figured why not talk, so we start talking and then I ask her if she wants to make out and we go outside and make out and I get super hands and we time things out so that 5 or 10 seconds later I walk in. I start playing BP against a friend and she starts teasing and I make a bet that I'll win. She says what's on the table and I say anything she wants and to that I reply with "I eat ass". i lose the game on a rebuttal and at this point the party winds down. We go to her place with her cousins who had come up and they asked me for life advice.

2 hours later I'm tired and I asked her if she still wants to and she said yes then I ask what she is or isn't into. The following morning I wake up with her being super handsy and she says something that reminds me of my ex and my boner just died. After a few failed attempts I made it out. She went on to hit me up repeatedly but because of work/school I passed off. Later on I went over on Halloween weekend I end up at her party and she had handcuffs she was gonna put on me but, after a gnarly bong rip I was ready to black out. So I bail out. She went on to try to make me jealous by bringing up a guy one day and then showing up with random guys to my job. It failed because I'm not a jealous guy and didn't care enough.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Joe Pesci on December 01, 2017, 05:09:45 PM
I haven't hooked up with any fat girls but just some "thick" girls so to speak... when I was in Long Beach a couple years ago staying with some friends, we were out at some bars and this girl was with us who was a friend of a friend. Short story even shorter we all leave this bar when they close, go back to some girls apartment, everyone leaves or passes out including the girl whose apartment it was. The thick girl didn't live there, but I ended up fucking her in the other girls room who did live there while she was passed out on the couch. I busted on her stomach and she wiped it off on the comforter leaving a big sloppy spot. I was just kind of laughing like "Really? There wasn't anything else?" The disrespect.

We ended up hanging out with the girl whose apartment it was the next day and she said something like "Thanks for wiping your jizz all over my blanket."
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Mongoloid on December 01, 2017, 06:59:50 PM
I don't have a fat chick story, other than that I was married to one.

Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: SodaJerk on December 02, 2017, 11:47:29 AM
I don't have a fat chick story, other than that I was married to one.


I think that's the ultimate fat chick story.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Mongoloid on December 02, 2017, 02:59:13 PM
That’s the way I see it, I’m a survivor.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on December 02, 2017, 03:46:01 PM
post some details mang.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Mongoloid on December 02, 2017, 06:34:28 PM
post some details mang.

Haha there's really nothing to tell to be perfectly honest!

I feel really bad even joking about it, as she is a great human being. I always made her feel beautiful, and told her she was, and was super supportive in making her feel comfortable. She had a lot of moments of insecurity, and that shit genuinely hurt me too. Even wearing a one piece bathing suit was tough for her when swimming in her father's pool. I had to tell her she looked great, and that she was above anyone that would even remotely judge her (she was a very innocent soul, and I always tried to protect that about her).

She's 8 years older than me, but she has a beautiful face that never ages, so despite at the time being bigger she wasn't bad looking. She's since lost a ton of weight since moving back home to Wales, and she looks incredible. It kind of bummed me out that she put all sorts of effort into herself after going home, and dressing more girly, but I'm proud of her. I know she hated being here in the States, and I appreciate the sacrifices she made for 7 years for me.

I hope she finds someone who will appreciate her and treat her right.

*sorry this isn't along the lines of every other post here, but I'm just being honest*
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: shark tits on December 02, 2017, 06:50:38 PM
you sound like a prince, mongoloid. why didn't it work out?
idk if i've told this in awkward sex stories or whatever but long ago at a 3 decker far away, there was a party.
my friend [since deceased] and i were jammed offa dope and kinda casual drinking on a porch instead of watching the bands play. some black college girl spilled wine on her leg and told me to lick it up.
i did as i was told but it didn't go anywhere further and my buddy is impressing some fat girl w/ glasses and tattoos. now i always say 'how do you fix a clunker? put some glasses and pigtails on her.'
that's fucked up and she was wicked cute but we go upstairs and we crank one out and she's by far my biggest. it was cool and my dick got hard and eventually fluid came out and it was game over.
so during the coitus i was on top but periodically she'd throw a choke around my neck.
idk if it's 'we do what we want done to us' or she could sense that i've got 'sub tendencies' or whatever the case may be but i'd never been choked before.
so i go downstiars to see my buddy looking sheepish 'i had turkey. they caught me w/ turkey'. so he had his hand in the fridge and now he'd relegated himself to the porch outside outta awkwardness.
the lady of the house, she a real fine liberal, cocksure in her opinions goes 'where's homegirl? i goes 'oh, don't worry i choked her out upstairs'.
idk why, prolly cause she played the choking game on my pretty white neck but it just came out. i'm aspergers!
the liberal lady goes 'ya know what's not funny?'
do tell
'that! ya'll need to go'.
the fat girl came downstairs and i tried to explain and she went to bat for me but for naught.
so we get home like 6 am and my dude tells my brother 'there's pleasantly plump. there's i'm a little fat but cute. then there's 'ok i'm fat'.
but no, your brother has to seek out 'i'm ashamed to be a human being''.
oh man, he rode my ass hard for that but dollarz to donuts he would've fucked her if i didn't.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: SodaJerk on December 03, 2017, 12:52:54 PM
post some details mang.

Haha there's really nothing to tell to be perfectly honest!

I feel really bad even joking about it, as she is a great human being. I always made her feel beautiful, and told her she was, and was super supportive in making her feel comfortable. She had a lot of moments of insecurity, and that shit genuinely hurt me too. Even wearing a one piece bathing suit was tough for her when swimming in her father's pool. I had to tell her she looked great, and that she was above anyone that would even remotely judge her (she was a very innocent soul, and I always tried to protect that about her).

She's 8 years older than me, but she has a beautiful face that never ages, so despite at the time being bigger she wasn't bad looking. She's since lost a ton of weight since moving back home to Wales, and she looks incredible. It kind of bummed me out that she put all sorts of effort into herself after going home, and dressing more girly, but I'm proud of her. I know she hated being here in the States, and I appreciate the sacrifices she made for 7 years for me.

I hope she finds someone who will appreciate her and treat her right.

*sorry this isn't along the lines of every other post here, but I'm just being honest*
Jeez Mongoloid, and I mean this in a really positive way, you could write literature aimed at women with this sentiment. You're obviously a caring soul deep down. Personally I couldn't give a fuck if the woman I fell in love with was heavy (barring super morbidly obese) and I think it's sweet the way you tried to build her confidence.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Mongoloid on December 04, 2017, 08:49:40 PM
Thanks guys! Admittedly I've not been able to find the right words to properly reply, and have typed up numerous responses only to delete them before posting. Simply put, I love and appreciate women greatly, and I feel the emotion of love to such an intense degree that it is often times overwhelming for myself. I am selfless in love, but I am also unlucky in love, and through the years I have given up so much of myself to a nearly damaging degree. Love is the only thing I know for certain, and I feel as though it is my true purpose in life. It feels sappy talking about these things on a skate forum, but since we are already on that topic I might as well explain.

I've also drunkenly visited "Real Confessions" numerous times, and attempted to type up everything I have gone through/am going through in regards to women, only again to just delete prior to posting.

Things didn't work out with my wife due to a number of issues, but the first and underlying issue occurred just months after marriage. My wife's ex whom was a very unique character, and by all accounts a great guy died unexpectedly of a heroin overdose. It was the first, and only time he ever used heroin, but he had been speedballing throughout the course of the night. He had made it home safely, and into bed, but he never woke to see another day. This permanently changed my wife in a way that she became somewhat removed, and was always trying to escape in any way she could. Distractions from reality became a big thing, and it was her way of coping not only with the loss, but the blame she placed on herself for his death. She always held herself accountable for his death as she felt as if she had been there with him he'd have never even thought of touching heroin that night. Even now, she still holds herself accountable to such a self destructive degree, and I've recently told her she needs to forgive herself for what happened. It's not a subject we discussed much (that it had changed who she was), but I always understood the sense of grief and loss she must have felt.

After that had happened she had become addicted to online gaming. To a degree that was entirely unhealthy, and it was her distraction of choice. It got to a point where I had become nearly invisible, and simply didn't exist. We lost nearly all intimacy, and I suffered through that for years just out of the sadness I felt for the inner turmoil she must have felt. We suffered together in our own separate ways, and I was left carrying the burden of all responsibilities. I felt very alone for a number of years, and I told myself if by 30 nothing changed than I would have to make some hard decisions. I had also reached a point where I started thinking often about self harm, but I wont touch on that here.

Then on our last trip to Wales it was simply just a surreal experience. I can't explain the weight in the air, or the unspoken tension. It wasn't even between us, as there was very little there. Very little interaction at all, and even when we were alone there was nothing. I was in my paradise a ghost in the presence of my lover. It was really fucking heart breaking, and I stayed silent. Eventually I ended up sleeping in a separate room for the remaining 2 months of our trip. I also developed a pretty severe case of travelers E.coli, and she would barely check up on me the 2 weeks or so I was effected. I felt irrelevant, and alone, lesser than nothing. We spent nights in Reading, and Torquay in hotels, and there was no intimacy. It was incredibly damaging to my sense of self worth, and my self image.

On the flights home we spoke not a single word, and I remember looking over and seeing tears running down her face. I knew in that instant it was over, and I too started streaming. We still spoke not a word.

Months later it was Christmas, and I've always felt as though I was shitty about buying gifts, but this time I got it right.. the one and only time I got it right (usually I allowed her to purchase whatever she wanted). it was a piece of jewelry she loved, and she started crying. She thanked me, and told me she appreciated me. I again burst into tears too, as I knew this was it, the last we'd ever have together. I appreciated her so much, even despite the great distance that existed between us. I told her weeks later I wasn't happy (the hardest thing I ever had to do), and that I know she misses home, and that she misses her family. At one point we had planned to move over there, but by this point I knew my sister was going to pass soon of her terminal illness, and that no matter what I needed to stay here in the States to be there for my parents when it happens. She called her father, and he arranged the flight (he was an issue too).

She ended up leaving on March 23rd 2015, and the last time I ever saw her before leaving for work that morning I went to embrace her.. she pushed me away, and that was that. That is the memory she left me with, and it's something that haunted me for months to come. I also had numerous dreams after she left where we would be in her mother's farm house (600 year old house in Wales that is massive) where she would be calling my name. I would search every room frantically for her, and yet I could never find her. It wasn't as if she went home, but rather felt as if she had passed away. I can't accurately convey the trauma her departure left me with, but I can say I am at peace now having seen the progress she's made on herself. It was the right decision for both of us, and mostly I just want her to find happiness.

Sorry for the longwinded response, and sorry for derailing the thread with my serious shit. That was never my intention, but I appreciate those of you whom were genuinely interested.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: shark tits on December 04, 2017, 09:10:28 PM
thanks for sharing mongoloid!
that was honest and heavy and sad but i'm glad you made it through ok. you really seem like a good guy and i think it will catch up w/ you. then again, there's babies who get raped and children w/ leukemia [but i thought jesus or karma or the universe had a plan?]
idk, i hope good things for you. i've never taken myself or a girl that seriously and in return they didn't take me serious.
i actually have more than a few fat ladies in my past.
so my buddy who clowned me in the above story, he had banged this mexican/indian mixed girl in wyoming in front of me. she left the room to get cleaned up and i laughed. 'what's so funny?'
i goes 'you got sloppy seconds' and w/out missing a beat he goes 'no, i got firsts and thirds'.
man, i miss that kid!
so later she comes back and she'd fuck one or the other of us and she'd repeat these 3 lines 'your cock feels so good'
'i love your cock'and
'jesus loves you'
hahaha.
she was on one!
at one point i'm in the front [let your feet stomp]
and my buddy goes in the back [come on in the track]
and our balls touched.
you might go 'oh it's sex, who cares'?
and my backdoor buddy did jsut that but i was perturbed. i retracted and got a blowjob or jerked  off on her tits. whatever i did, the magic spell was broken.
my pal would go on to say i wasn't as 'punk rock as he was' which is funny because he didn't care about/listen to punk at all.
i tried to bring home girls for him whenever i could but sometimes he'd be gone and i'm stuck fucking them or whatever. he was a dear freind and alls we have left is stories of the time we were fucking a fat mexican girl and our balls touched.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: straight on December 04, 2017, 09:14:59 PM
Thanks guys! Admittedly I've not been able to find the right words to properly reply, and have typed up numerous responses only to delete them before posting. Simply put, I love and appreciate women greatly, and I feel the emotion of love to such an intense degree that it is often times overwhelming for myself. I am selfless in love, but I am also unlucky in love, and through the years I have given up so much of myself to a nearly damaging degree. Love is the only thing I know for certain, and I feel as though it is my true purpose in life. It feels sappy talking about these things on a skate forum, but since we are already on that topic I might as well explain.

I've also drunkenly visited "Real Confessions" numerous times, and attempted to type up everything I have gone through/am going through in regards to women, only again to just delete prior to posting.

Things didn't work out with my wife due to a number of issues, but the first and underlying issue occurred just months after marriage. My wife's ex whom was a very unique character, and by all accounts a great guy died unexpectedly of a heroin overdose. It was the first, and only time he ever used heroin, but he had been speedballing throughout the course of the night. He had made it home safely, and into bed, but he never woke to see another day. This permanently changed my wife in a way that she became somewhat removed, and was always trying to escape in any way she could. Distractions from reality became a big thing, and it was her way of coping not only with the loss, but the blame she placed on herself for his death. She always held herself accountable for his death as she felt as if she had been there with him he'd have never even thought of touching heroin that night. Even now, she still holds herself accountable to such a self destructive degree, and I've recently told her she needs to forgive herself for what happened. It's not a subject we discussed much (that it had changed who she was), but I always understood the sense of grief and loss she must have felt.

After that had happened she had become addicted to online gaming. To a degree that was entirely unhealthy, and it was her distraction of choice. It got to a point where I had become nearly invisible, and simply didn't exist. We lost nearly all intimacy, and I suffered through that for years just out of the sadness I felt for the inner turmoil she must have felt. We suffered together in our own separate ways, and I was left carrying the burden of all responsibilities. I felt very alone for a number of years, and I told myself if by 30 nothing changed than I would have to make some hard decisions. I had also reached a point where I started thinking often about self harm, but I wont touch on that here.

Then on our last trip to Wales it was simply just a surreal experience. I can't explain the weight in the air, or the unspoken tension. It wasn't even between us, as there was very little there. Very little interaction at all, and even when we were alone there was nothing. I was in my paradise a ghost in the presence of my lover. It was really fucking heart breaking, and I stayed silent. Eventually I ended up sleeping in a separate room for the remaining 2 months of our trip. I also developed a pretty severe case of travelers E.coli, and she would barely check up on me the 2 weeks or so I was effected. I felt irrelevant, and alone, lesser than nothing. We spent nights in Reading, and Torquay in hotels, and there was no intimacy. It was incredibly damaging to my sense of self worth, and my self image.

On the flights home we spoke not a single word, and I remember looking over and seeing tears running down her face. I knew in that instant it was over, and I too started streaming. We still spoke not a word.

Months later it was Christmas, and I've always felt as though I was shitty about buying gifts, but this time I got it right.. the one and only time I got it right (usually I allowed her to purchase whatever she wanted). it was a piece of jewelry she loved, and she started crying. She thanked me, and told me she appreciated me. I again burst into tears too, as I knew this was it, the last we'd ever have together. I appreciated her so much, even despite the great distance that existed between us. I told her weeks later I wasn't happy (the hardest thing I ever had to do), and that I know she misses home, and that she misses her family. At one point we had planned to move over there, but by this point I knew my sister was going to pass soon of her terminal illness, and that no matter what I needed to stay here in the States to be there for my parents when it happens. She called her father, and he arranged the flight (he was an issue too).

She ended up leaving on March 23rd 2015, and the last time I ever saw her before leaving for work that morning I went to embrace her.. she pushed me away, and that was that. That is the memory she left me with, and it's something that haunted me for months to come. I also had numerous dreams after she left where we would be in her mother's farm house (600 year old house in Wales that is massive) where she would be calling my name. I would search every room frantically for her, and yet I could never find her. It wasn't as if she went home, but rather felt as if she had passed away. I can't accurately convey the trauma her departure left me with, but I can say I am at peace now having seen the progress she's made on herself. It was the right decision for both of us, and mostly I just want her to find happiness.

Sorry for the longwinded response, and sorry for derailing the thread with my serious shit. That was never my intention, but I appreciate those of you whom were genuinely interested.

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Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on December 05, 2017, 12:48:16 AM
fuck mongoloid that was a hard read, I know it doesn't mean much but have a gnar for pouring your heart out like that
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on December 17, 2017, 06:03:23 PM
Sorry to hear that Mongoloid
Hoping for the best and sending positive vibes your way
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: perverted super otaku! on December 17, 2017, 07:06:38 PM
damn dude! all the best moving onwards and upwards
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: imad on December 17, 2017, 09:40:35 PM
So you took the role as captain save-a-fatty and she took everything from you emotionally and mentally, never gave back, ate a shit ton, and played a whole bunch of video games. You got sick, she still didn't give a shit. Then you still felt sad for the whale, decided to continue with emotion and not your brain, then considered harming yourself. Then she left your ass.

Legendary beta cuck derpitron 5000.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on December 17, 2017, 10:38:29 PM
did you not get enough penis over the weekend or something?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Jollyoli on December 28, 2017, 08:17:19 AM
14/15-ish and just starting to get in with the local older guys at the park after moving. One warm summer evening the older guys boost to score whatever and I’m kinda the only dude at the park. Girl there riding a bike, not very well but going for it takes a small spill in the bowl and is struggling to get herself and the bmx out. So being the well raised young man my mother made me I offered her assistance to climb out, as she reached her hand towards mine I was confronted with the most gratuitous set of danglers I had ever seen, her top was having a hard time straining against the gravity and pendulous swing of theses glorious globes.
I was titmatised.
She took me by the hand and led me into the darkened section between the park and parking lot. She set about like a rabid animal, I was pulled and pushed fondled and groped cupped and clenched while the bottom half of my face was feeling slightly soggy from the vigorous tongue thrusts she was perpetrating on my innocent mouth. Between the slurping and the attempts to get her whole arm down the front of my pants the filth she was saying was unlike anything I had heard before, certainly from a girl.
At this point we become illuminated by the sweep of car headlights peeling into the car park, the door spring open and I hear “Who the fuck is that?”, “Ah – your copping off with Lyndsay”, followed by better get some zovirax, and more cat calls and laughter.
I dropped that bitch right there. I was embarrassed, ashamed, pissed off and still a little bit damp. I was then told that she had sucked so many dicks that I was probably a bit gay now.
In summation I was not ostracized by the locals for falling fowl of the local fat slag, most had been there before, the main difference is they had all got blown for the savaging they got, all I got was blue balls and a rip in my favourite New Deal long sleeve.

P.S. Met her years after, she still hates me.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: Skibb on December 28, 2017, 01:43:49 PM
Thanks guys! Admittedly I've not been able to find the right words to properly reply, and have typed up numerous responses only to delete them before posting. Simply put, I love and appreciate women greatly, and I feel the emotion of love to such an intense degree that it is often times overwhelming for myself. I am selfless in love, but I am also unlucky in love, and through the years I have given up so much of myself to a nearly damaging degree. Love is the only thing I know for certain, and I feel as though it is my true purpose in life. It feels sappy talking about these things on a skate forum, but since we are already on that topic I might as well explain.

I've also drunkenly visited "Real Confessions" numerous times, and attempted to type up everything I have gone through/am going through in regards to women, only again to just delete prior to posting.

Things didn't work out with my wife due to a number of issues, but the first and underlying issue occurred just months after marriage. My wife's ex whom was a very unique character, and by all accounts a great guy died unexpectedly of a heroin overdose. It was the first, and only time he ever used heroin, but he had been speedballing throughout the course of the night. He had made it home safely, and into bed, but he never woke to see another day. This permanently changed my wife in a way that she became somewhat removed, and was always trying to escape in any way she could. Distractions from reality became a big thing, and it was her way of coping not only with the loss, but the blame she placed on herself for his death. She always held herself accountable for his death as she felt as if she had been there with him he'd have never even thought of touching heroin that night. Even now, she still holds herself accountable to such a self destructive degree, and I've recently told her she needs to forgive herself for what happened. It's not a subject we discussed much (that it had changed who she was), but I always understood the sense of grief and loss she must have felt.

After that had happened she had become addicted to online gaming. To a degree that was entirely unhealthy, and it was her distraction of choice. It got to a point where I had become nearly invisible, and simply didn't exist. We lost nearly all intimacy, and I suffered through that for years just out of the sadness I felt for the inner turmoil she must have felt. We suffered together in our own separate ways, and I was left carrying the burden of all responsibilities. I felt very alone for a number of years, and I told myself if by 30 nothing changed than I would have to make some hard decisions. I had also reached a point where I started thinking often about self harm, but I wont touch on that here.

Then on our last trip to Wales it was simply just a surreal experience. I can't explain the weight in the air, or the unspoken tension. It wasn't even between us, as there was very little there. Very little interaction at all, and even when we were alone there was nothing. I was in my paradise a ghost in the presence of my lover. It was really fucking heart breaking, and I stayed silent. Eventually I ended up sleeping in a separate room for the remaining 2 months of our trip. I also developed a pretty severe case of travelers E.coli, and she would barely check up on me the 2 weeks or so I was effected. I felt irrelevant, and alone, lesser than nothing. We spent nights in Reading, and Torquay in hotels, and there was no intimacy. It was incredibly damaging to my sense of self worth, and my self image.

On the flights home we spoke not a single word, and I remember looking over and seeing tears running down her face. I knew in that instant it was over, and I too started streaming. We still spoke not a word.

Months later it was Christmas, and I've always felt as though I was shitty about buying gifts, but this time I got it right.. the one and only time I got it right (usually I allowed her to purchase whatever she wanted). it was a piece of jewelry she loved, and she started crying. She thanked me, and told me she appreciated me. I again burst into tears too, as I knew this was it, the last we'd ever have together. I appreciated her so much, even despite the great distance that existed between us. I told her weeks later I wasn't happy (the hardest thing I ever had to do), and that I know she misses home, and that she misses her family. At one point we had planned to move over there, but by this point I knew my sister was going to pass soon of her terminal illness, and that no matter what I needed to stay here in the States to be there for my parents when it happens. She called her father, and he arranged the flight (he was an issue too).

She ended up leaving on March 23rd 2015, and the last time I ever saw her before leaving for work that morning I went to embrace her.. she pushed me away, and that was that. That is the memory she left me with, and it's something that haunted me for months to come. I also had numerous dreams after she left where we would be in her mother's farm house (600 year old house in Wales that is massive) where she would be calling my name. I would search every room frantically for her, and yet I could never find her. It wasn't as if she went home, but rather felt as if she had passed away. I can't accurately convey the trauma her departure left me with, but I can say I am at peace now having seen the progress she's made on herself. It was the right decision for both of us, and mostly I just want her to find happiness.

Sorry for the longwinded response, and sorry for derailing the thread with my serious shit. That was never my intention, but I appreciate those of you whom were genuinely interested.

What a different place the world could've been with more humans like you. Sincerely hope shit goes your way.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: AitchBeeGayBuh on January 22, 2018, 10:39:59 PM
Oddly enough, every fat/chubby chick I've plowed has had a shaved va-jay-jay.

Skinny chicks I've met have ranged from full on bush to a nice landing strip.

Just sayin. I'm not picky though...
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: smellsdead on September 08, 2018, 07:51:47 AM
i was in college in richmond va
drunk, went to a friend of a friends house
getting more drunk
big girl-had a little ghetto twang in her voice-blew my mind when she said obscured by clouds was the best pink floyd album. it was like she won my dick for the night with that comment- most chicks dont know about the deep cuts ya know?
later on everybody retired to their respective rooms and she asked if "i wanted to hit it from the back"
i did, it was fun, she called me daddy. got mine then balled out of there. never saw her again

i think she was wearing some form of a kangol hat
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: SodaJerk on September 08, 2018, 08:34:19 AM
i was in college in richmond va
drunk, went to a friend of a friends house
getting more drunk
big girl-had a little ghetto twang in her voice-blew my mind when she said obscured by clouds was the best pink floyd album. it was like she won my dick for the night with that comment- most chicks dont know about the deep cuts ya know?
later on everybody retired to their respective rooms and she asked if "i wanted to hit it from the back"
i did, it was fun, she called me daddy. got mine then balled out of there. never saw her again

i think she was wearing some form of a kangol hat
I love a positive big girl tale.
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: brucewillis on September 11, 2018, 12:05:53 PM
I agree. And even if you manage to justify it with them, how the hell do you justify it with yourself? Fatties are the worst of the worst. I absolutely hate fat ladies. I don't get how they get so fuckin obese and still feel attractive.They all seem to try to compensate their inhumane uglyness by being overly arrogant and stupid. It's like the fat makes its way in their brains. They all stink and I dont even want to think about what their pussys smell/look like. I hate fat girls. They outright disgust me.

That being said I really enjoy reading this thread, thanks for sharing your stories...I dont have one, because honestly: I never even speak to fat people. I usually hold my breath when a fat girl walks past me, because I'm afraid it might be contagious.
Yeah, I feel you on that. The one that really bugs me out is when the fat girl has clearly spent a good deal of time doing herself up, putting on make up, doing her hair, wearing clothes that were clearly planned out for a while... It's like, hey bitch! spend some time working out instead of shopping, doing your make up, or going to get your hair done nice. If you spent the time you spend doing that doing sit ups or jogging or something, you'd get laid a lot more often, and would be more respected. Fat girls in make up remind me of Miss. Piggy.

You know what is the worst kind of fat chick though? The one who probably was hot before she went to college and became a beer swilling whore. Slowly but surely the beer gut just pops in there, and they get fatter and fatter. Party girl doesn't realize this and keeps acting like little miss hot party girl who everybody wants to fuck, but slowly but surely nobody wants to fuck her anymore until she finds some poor sexually frustrated dudes to dangle her pussy abyss in front of. Its really sad, an old roommate I had was that guy. I think he met her when she was still hot, and just saw that image of her in his eyes still. She would come over, get wasted, and flirt with him a little, and then try to actually fuck the rest of his roommates, of course, nobody else was interested.
You know the best possible outcome for that situation? When it was some cocky bitch who was full of herself and was super hot in high school. Sometimes going on facebook and randomly searching makes me want to do a dance to see what college has done to these uppity bitches. It makes me want to send them a message like "In high school I thought you were hot, but you were always bitch to me, now you're just a fatty! HAHAHAHA!"
this chic liz goes to my school she acts like shes the shit around school cause she just bangs dudes at parties I bet when shes in college she'll be a fat whore(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/osiris14/liz.jpg)
How is she?
Title: Re: Fat Chick Story Thread
Post by: iKobrakai on September 12, 2018, 10:15:26 AM
Pretty good assets.