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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: whiteley on June 03, 2009, 09:36:42 AM
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The next SLAP Pal-generated challenge in the enjoi + SLAP board giveaway series is...
Post a photo of you and your mom (and if you're a grown-ass man, you can post your kid and your lady), and Caswell Berry will be casting his vote on the hottest mom for the win! You've got until Thursday afternoon at 5:00 to get your entry in, and Caswell will be judging shortly there after.
also, congrats to Doctor Newton and ccc333 on taking the cake(s) in the last challenge! We gave two away in that one so we skipped Day 5 and went to day 6 on this one- going to 10 for anybody who hasn't been following...
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shit i'm never going to win
my mom's a dog yo
woof woof
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hahaha, I can imagine a lot of people looking for milfs that aren't their real moms and asking them for a picture together
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Ha, my mom's nearly 70 and me and the missus aren't into having kids... cool contest though.
Props to my riser sponsor Art Newt and ccc333! I think you did a good King Solomon-style thing by rewarding both of those guys... both of 'em had me laughing my ass off (as did the videos in that thread). w00t w00t
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Looking forward seeing these but I've got nothing to contribute.
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whitely, does the picture have show us entirely?
edit: nevermind, I gonna post mine as soon as mom gets home,
being exposed to Slap sounds scary
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black bars over the eyes!
the pictures can be whatever you want framing-wise, and yeah, i'm assuming there's going to be some not-my-real-mom photos in here- but try to keep it legit!
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hahaha, I can imagine a lot of people looking for milfs that aren't their real moms and asking them for a picture together
yup, my mom looks good for her age but she's pushing 59. I know a few milfs, some more personally than others, but I'm sure a younger poster has got to have a mom in her early thirties.
actually, if COTG entered this contest you should just give him the board. I'd pay money to see that picture!
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Me dressed like peter pan with my mom
<img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/timsanders/l_3f272f2ed0f43546fdc50b8f40ad6eef.jpg">
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I find you more attractive.
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:-*
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damn, you should be a model CB!
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(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/killakash/Slapmomtest.jpg?t=1244054344)
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ahhh yeaaah Boyan, your moms HAWWT. fap- fap - fap
let this be a lesson, posting pics of your mom on the internet is never a good thing
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im diggin cb's camel toe.
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I love Caswell and I love free boards, but then again I also love my Mom and my dignity.
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will this thread be deleted once the contest is over?
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I'll one up your guys's Milfs and throw in an older sister.
that I won't do, one family member at a time
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holy shit boyan, your mom's got some major cannons!
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sure, we can hide or delete the thread if that's what everybody wants to do.
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sure, we can hide or delete the thread if that's what everybody wants to do.
that would be greatly appreciated, especially to those who don't win!
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me and mom from last year
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w173/msf37/148888-angelina-jolie-and-maddox.jpg)
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i never thought Angelina with her man jaws and robot forehead was in any way attractive
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<img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/timsanders/mom4.jpg">
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rawby's mom FTW!
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cigbeer FTW
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I love Caswell and I love free boards, but then again I also love my Mom and my dignity.
ive been morally fighting myself with this one
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I'll pass
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real low quality photo for some reason.
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_wnAfZGRm_1A/Sice11opyMI/AAAAAAAADdc/0MRMfrN5Obw/s400/n500316005_2273610_6514501.jpg)
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Why the fuck are people blocking their eyes? We all know you've posted 1000 pics of yourself on facebook, don't be scurred to show your face on SLAP.
Does caswell like fat ugly chics? My mom is fat but if it will get me a free deck I'll post up a pic.
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(http://i39.tinypic.com/2d0yyds.jpg)
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I don't see why people are blacking out their own eyes and not mom's. How awkward would it be if one day your mom tells you some skateboarders just said they saw a picture of her online, and that she is/was hot?
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(http://images2d.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp53688%3Enu%3D3276%3E4%3B%3A%3E74%3B%3EWSNRCG%3D323%3A4%3A6453366nu0mrj)
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I would have sex with all this white girls
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ah shit, i dont think i even have a picture with me and my mom. maybe a little kid pic or some shit. damnit, i keep getting screwed on these games!
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(http://images2d.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp53688%3Enu%3D3276%3E4%3B%3A%3E74%3B%3EWSNRCG%3D323%3A4%3A6453366nu0mrj)
Is dad still around buddy? How awesome would it be for me to be your new dad. Beware though, I'll make her scream like daddy never did.
Sorry. but you do invite this by posting a picture of your mom in a milf thread
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(http://images2d.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp53688%3Enu%3D3276%3E4%3B%3A%3E74%3B%3EWSNRCG%3D323%3A4%3A6453366nu0mrj)
Sorry. but you do invite this by posting a picture of your mom in a milf thread
She's totally single!
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yeah, this thread is a lot like getting wasted
when it's going on, those involved thing it's rad. those looking on think it's kind of sketchy...
and when it's all over, the next day everyone feels disgusting and violated
epic
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yeah, this thread is a lot like getting wasted
when it's going on, those involved thing it's rad. those looking on think it's kind of sketchy...
and when it's all over, the next day everyone feels disgusting and violated
epic
its still today and i feel violated.
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(http://i39.tinypic.com/2d0yyds.jpg)
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)
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Me dressed like peter pan with my mom
<img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/timsanders/l_3f272f2ed0f43546fdc50b8f40ad6eef.jpg">
thats quite the man muscle you have there timothy :o
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Me dressed like peter pan with my mom
<img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/timsanders/l_3f272f2ed0f43546fdc50b8f40ad6eef.jpg">
I hope caswell takes note, too.
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Me dressed like peter pan with my mom
<img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/timsanders/l_3f272f2ed0f43546fdc50b8f40ad6eef.jpg">
cb looks like a sexier, older, more distinguished dylan rieder.
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Tim's got a package bigger than the boxes of bantam chicks you can get in the mail. Only Tim will appreciate this comment and that's all that matters.
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some of you guys have pretty moms. some of us guys arent posting because we know the opposite is true about our mothers and we will feel bad for them/people seeing them.
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also, how has no one photoshopped dicks all over the moms?
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wait for it. IDFKA has saved all these images to his harddrive and will pass them around via pm when there's an argument somewhere.
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there is no way momma will win me a free board
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boyan is the winner thus far.
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there is no way momma will win me a free board
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i m pretty sure she is a mom, not mine though
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/test.jpg)
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/test2.jpg)
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This bars over the eyes shit should equal instant ineligibility.
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i mean i love free boards but damn.
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i m pretty sure she is a mom, not mine though
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/test.jpg)
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/test2.jpg)
She's got the scar for it. Under her nipples too.
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i m pretty sure she is a mom, not mine though
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/test.jpg)
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/test2.jpg)
Why are you posting a picture of Orlando Bloom with a stripper?
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watson, it's me!thanks for the compliment ???
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(http://i442.photobucket.com/albums/qq144/gkn00dlez/youthtrip033.jpg?t=1244137564)
a couple years back
all I got
What up gk! I think Louisiana is slowly going to take over the forums.
Also, your mom's a looker for sure.
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Why are you posting a picture of Orlando Bloom with a stripper?
I thought he was Steve Berra - thus hiding his eyes to somewhat hide his identity.
(http://www.careyscottrr.com/sberra.JPG)
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Why are you posting a picture of Orlando Bloom with a stripper?
I thought he was Steve Berra - thus hiding his eyes to somewhat hide his identity.
(http://www.careyscottrr.com/sberra.JPG)
sure! sure!
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watson, it's me!thanks for the compliment ???
Oh, you handsome devil.
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i got a little paul sharpe in me as well :D
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i got a little paul sharpe in me as well :D
Nope, 100% Berra
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this has to be the best contest in the history of skateboarding.
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(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs010.snc1/4186_80968648449_572458449_1887991_4252851_n.jpg)
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^WINNER. Be ready for the MILF comments bro.
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(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs010.snc1/4186_80968648449_572458449_1887991_4252851_n.jpg)
That's your Mom? You must be extremely popular.
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More pix plz!
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I need to see some i.d. I practically don't believe it.
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(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs010.snc1/4186_80968648449_572458449_1887991_4252851_n.jpg)
post n00dz
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not a chance thats your mom. maybe your sister, maybe your girlfriend, but not mom. this cant be...
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not a chance thats your mom. maybe your sister, maybe your girlfriend, but not mom. this cant be...
nudes or it didn't happen
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the cat on the wall in the background is also calling bullshit.
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(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs010.snc1/4186_80968648449_572458449_1887991_4252851_n.jpg)
No possible way that is your mom
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wedding day:
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v124/104/1/572458449/n572458449_104458_2220.jpg)
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v148/104/1/572458449/n572458449_294772_7449.jpg)
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haha, there was a good 2 year gap where you guys could've had a chance.. she remarried not too long ago.
wedding day:
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v124/104/1/572458449/n572458449_104458_2220.jpg)
im trying to find more pics with both of us in them.
still, 88 post and an enjoi avatar shouldn't make you win!
besides, marriages don't last forever these days. hook us up!
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Shut up Steve
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Whitley make it so the only way Cas4Lyfe can win is if he lets us run a train on his mom.
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I want to have sex with your mom
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(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v148/104/1/572458449/n572458449_294772_7449.jpg)
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too
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I think Caswell should get to personally deliver the board for this contest.
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No possible way that is your mom
can we be friends?
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BOOOBS CAS4LYFE, BOOBS! I bet even YOU stare at your mom sometimes, thinking, ohhh yeaahh
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haha, there was a good 2 year gap where you guys could've had a chance.. she remarried not too long ago.
wedding day:
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v124/104/1/572458449/n572458449_104458_2220.jpg)
I think we have a winner...
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(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs010.snc1/4186_80968648449_572458449_1887991_4252851_n.jpg)
no fuckin way!
:o
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this thread is still depressing..
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Shut up Steve
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too
sig'd
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i m pretty sure she is a mom, not mine though
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/test.jpg)
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/test2.jpg)
damn berska, i had no idea you posted on slap!
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stepmom? a dad with two daughters and a son?
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if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too
HAHAHAHA
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i m pretty sure she is a mom, not mine though
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/test.jpg)
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/test2.jpg)
eww whats wrong with her nipple its way to high up
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thats called "i know a guy who can do it for cheap"
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caswell left on a trip yesterday and will get his choice to us asap- he's got a link to thread, so hang tight. winner announced asap!
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The lady that shot out 'lil Cas is killing this thread.
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i have fucked many elfs, its easy
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At long last we have a winner for this one! Caswell was out on a mission for a minute, sorry for the delay. Anyhow, Caswell has chosen Cas4Lyfe as the winner- or rather his mom as the winner. Cas4Lyfe, got a PM coming to you to get the info on where to send your board. when you get it, take your mom out to dinner or something nice and tell her how much you love her.
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Bumped...
sorry.
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cigbeer FTW
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(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v148/104/1/572458449/n572458449_294772_7449.jpg)
Hello old thread! I just wanted to say that pops doesn't seem too a-dissapoint!
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NigNog should have won
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(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/iceiceberra.jpg)
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(http://oi55.tinypic.com/mm3iw3.jpg)
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Hahaha, well played sir!
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I may do this, but I need to think of something to tell my mom besides it being for a "MILF" contest. And she knows I'm not the "Let's take pictures together mommy" kinda guy...
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[imghttp://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m613/justiswalton/P1240353-1.jpg]http://[/img]
(http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m613/justiswalton/P1240356.jpg)
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would ^
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shes pretty hot
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awesome dude i have a hot mom
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(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs010.snc1/4186_80968648449_572458449_1887991_4252851_n.jpg)
his bangin' mom won this kid some product... i wonder wat he said when he got free skate shit in the mail ha
best quote
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6ALySsPXt0#)
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that's my homie's mom, and he doesn't post here anymore so i figured i'd share this story.... awhile back me and a couple dudes were looking in his mom's room for something..i can't remember what, and found a cd in her sock drawer. so obviously we popped it in the computer and lo and behold there were like 50+ pictures of her honeymoon with duke-nukem (best quote ever by the way) from like 2 years ago, fully naked shots of her on a secluded beach. we are a pretty tight-knit group of friends and we have all fantasized about something like this happening since grade 7. it was literally a dream come true and we were all jumping for joy all over the fucking room. we didn't have much time before she came home so i snapped two quick pics on my shitty camera phone i had at the time, and that was that. there's one fully nude of her standing up and another with cum all over her chest. i just hope to god he doesn't lurk slap from time to time and see this... i know this all sounds far-fetched but i will look for the pics on my other computer cause i'm pretty sure i still have them.....
maybe if whiteley sends ME a board i'll post em ;)
p.s. we went back and looked for the cd again not too long ago and it wasn't there.. but there was pics of duke pissing on her leg and stuff, and also fucking in the hotel room.
dude make your own thread in whatever and post that shit now
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that's my homie's mom, and he doesn't post here anymore so i figured i'd share this story.... awhile back me and a couple dudes were looking in his mom's room for something..i can't remember what, and found a cd in her sock drawer. so obviously we popped it in the computer and lo and behold there were like 50+ pictures of her honeymoon with duke-nukem (best quote ever by the way) from like 2 years ago, fully naked shots of her on a secluded beach. we are a pretty tight-knit group of friends and we have all fantasized about something like this happening since grade 7. it was literally a dream come true and we were all jumping for joy all over the fucking room. we didn't have much time before she came home so i snapped two quick pics on my shitty camera phone i had at the time, and that was that. there's one fully nude of her standing up and another with cum all over her chest. i just hope to god he doesn't lurk slap from time to time and see this... i know this all sounds far-fetched but i will look for the pics on my other computer cause i'm pretty sure i still have them.....
maybe if whiteley sends ME a board i'll post em? ;)
p.s. we went back and looked for the cd again not too long ago and it wasn't there.. but there was pics of duke pissing on her leg and stuff, and also fucking in the hotel room.
dude make your own thread in whatever and post that shit now
how has all of slap not been all over this asking to POST NAOW
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you know duke goes nucular in dat ass on the regs.
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Thank you snickers for bumping this!
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Fuck it...
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs084.snc4/35585_1210535123823_1842102475_389267_5788518_n.jpg)
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t65/the_unknown_solider_SJR/mawmee.jpg)
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that's my homie's mom, and he doesn't post here anymore so i figured i'd share this story.... awhile back me and a couple dudes were looking in his mom's room for something..i can't remember what, and found a cd in her sock drawer. so obviously we popped it in the computer and lo and behold there were like 50+ pictures of her honeymoon with duke-nukem (best quote ever by the way) from like 2 years ago, fully naked shots of her on a secluded beach. we are a pretty tight-knit group of friends and we have all fantasized about something like this happening since grade 7. it was literally a dream come true and we were all jumping for joy all over the fucking room. we didn't have much time before she came home so i snapped two quick pics on my shitty camera phone i had at the time, and that was that. there's one fully nude of her standing up and another with cum all over her chest. i just hope to god he doesn't lurk slap from time to time and see this... i know this all sounds far-fetched but i will look for the pics on my other computer cause i'm pretty sure i still have them.....
maybe if whiteley sends ME a board i'll post em ;)
p.s. we went back and looked for the cd again not too long ago and it wasn't there.. but there was pics of duke pissing on her leg and stuff, and also fucking in the hotel room.
well played
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Fuck it...
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs084.snc4/35585_1210535123823_1842102475_389267_5788518_n.jpg)
Your mom is Julie Benz?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_isUvlzkZPIQ/Sw2KRKOU07I/AAAAAAAAFg8/Tt13Touwwbg/s1600/Julie_Benz.jpg)
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Fuck it...
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs084.snc4/35585_1210535123823_1842102475_389267_5788518_n.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_isUvlzkZPIQ/Sw2KRKOU07I/AAAAAAAAFg8/Tt13Touwwbg/s1600/Julie_Benz.jpg)
I'm almost tempted to ask her, hahaha.
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haha, love the the thought process.
"hmmmmm, should or shouldn't i put my mom up on slap front street?"
"Fuck it."
Good man. she seems very charming.
edit: whiteley, post up a board if a new champion emerges?
now that OIAM is a wrap (great job by the way) we need a new event!
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(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t65/the_unknown_solider_SJR/mawmee.jpg)
Dude, your mom is pulling that trick where the decent looking chick hangs out with the fatties so she can look hotter in contrast.
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Shhhhhhhhhh.
;-)
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that's my homie's mom, and he doesn't post here anymore so i figured i'd share this story.... awhile back me and a couple dudes were looking in his mom's room for something..i can't remember what, and found a cd in her sock drawer. so obviously we popped it in the computer and lo and behold there were like 50+ pictures of her honeymoon with duke-nukem (best quote ever by the way) from like 2 years ago, fully naked shots of her on a secluded beach. we are a pretty tight-knit group of friends and we have all fantasized about something like this happening since grade 7. it was literally a dream come true and we were all jumping for joy all over the fucking room. we didn't have much time before she came home so i snapped two quick pics on my shitty camera phone i had at the time, and that was that. there's one fully nude of her standing up and another with cum all over her chest. i just hope to god he doesn't lurk slap from time to time and see this... i know this all sounds far-fetched but i will look for the pics on my other computer cause i'm pretty sure i still have them.....
maybe if whiteley sends ME a board i'll post em ;)
p.s. we went back and looked for the cd again not too long ago and it wasn't there.. but there was pics of duke pissing on her leg and stuff, and also fucking in the hotel room.
dude make your own thread in whatever and post that shit now
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No sleep 'til Duke Noodz
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that's my homie's mom, and he doesn't post here anymore so i figured i'd share this story.... awhile back me and a couple dudes were looking in his mom's room for something..i can't remember what, and found a cd in her sock drawer. so obviously we popped it in the computer and lo and behold there were like 50+ pictures of her honeymoon with duke-nukem (best quote ever by the way) from like 2 years ago, fully naked shots of her on a secluded beach. we are a pretty tight-knit group of friends and we have all fantasized about something like this happening since grade 7. it was literally a dream come true and we were all jumping for joy all over the fucking room. we didn't have much time before she came home so i snapped two quick pics on my shitty camera phone i had at the time, and that was that. there's one fully nude of her standing up and another with cum all over her chest. i just hope to god he doesn't lurk slap from time to time and see this... i know this all sounds far-fetched but i will look for the pics on my other computer cause i'm pretty sure i still have them.....
maybe if whiteley sends ME a board i'll post em ;)
p.s. we went back and looked for the cd again not too long ago and it wasn't there.. but there was pics of duke pissing on her leg and stuff, and also fucking in the hotel room.
dude make your own thread in whatever and post that shit now
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So whose mommy?