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Title: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: CigaretteBeer on June 21, 2009, 09:10:24 PM
The Net Lurk Interview courtesy of animalike.blogspot.com

"I have known this dude for 16 years, We've been through the good and bad together, You might know him also. The moment you have all be waiting for...The ANIMAL INTERVIEW. Lady's and Gentlemen, Myself. Nick Rix "

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oyw2XSIYhYA/ShtmasRDgBI/AAAAAAAABgI/10OKGj2aXBk/s400/DSC_0118_2.jpg)

(Words by Dan Mcgrath)

DM: You good?
NR: Yeah!

DM: Alright Nick so the tables have turned it's time for you to get an interview you ready?
NR: Fuck yeah!

DM: Explain your entrance into the cruel world of skateboarding.
NR: I wouldn't call it cruel, Kevin or "midge" and his little brothers first got me into skating, and that was when I was 12 so yeah..

DM: Now that was about the age of ice creams baggy clothes and curly hair. How did you develop your present style?
NR: I pretty much didn't know what I was doing up until I met Chase Bartee and John Lavoie. they told me to go buy some cords and flannels because it looked better. It eventually just grew onto me. I've pretty much developed my own style now, but they were the spark.

DM: So, in a matter of 10 months you have successfully gone from about 5 clips in a friends montage (A Modern Day) to a 7 minute part with John Lavoie (Eastern Glow). How do you feel about it?
NR: I got better. those 5 clips in a modern day were probably some of the most legit clips I ever filmed at that point. as i got better you promised me you wouldn't release your next video until i had a full part. turns out i was the first one done with a full part for the next video. Hence the 7 minutes.

DM: As we all get better we go from handy cams to VX's and prov trips to New York and Florida trips. Do you think we may progress to bigger and better things? I hear some word about California...
NR: Just like your body and mind, everyday they grow. that can relate to skateboarding too. as you get better you make bigger moves, You step it up to new places. Or sometimes you just get bored of the same old stuff so you have to explore a little. As of california, I'm totally down to go there eventually also.. Just another place to explore.

DM: As far as exploring, I have noticed over the past few years that you have discovered a lot of hidden prov spots. In a way, I believe that you have taken the scene in Providence to another level. Agree or disagree?
NR: I agree, but I am defiantly not going to be super ignorant about it. I don't try to go out and be different I just am how I am. I try not to go out and skate Brigham or any other blown out spots you know? I try to film stuff I would like to see from someone else. If you like it you like it, if you don't..then don't watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/v/AVLI8s6ypY4&hl=en&fs=1

DM: Who are some of your inspirations?
NR: Oh boy, so many. If I could narrow it down to five, I would say Bobby Worrest, Zach Lyons, Anthony Pappalardo, Jason Dill, and Kellen James

DM: I have personally heard a lot about your hookups with Creation skateboards and Satori wheels. I'm sure you've gotten both good and bad feedback as well, clear the air with this subject to those who don't know.
NR: I basically was being a impatient adolescent teenager sending my footage to everyone I was hyped on as soon as possible. I really regret rushing into everything, but Ron Allen was nice about the whole situation and liked my footage. He then explained the shop flow program we could do which is when Fountain of Youth does high grade distribution orders they throw in wheels, shirts, and boards for me. I feel blessed with anything I receive even though it might not seem like it. (thanks Ron, John, Grandison, and Donny)

DM: So you're the youngest in prov that's getting hooked up is that right?
NR: I'm pretty sure I am, I don't really look at it that way though

DM: Who's part are you most hyped on in eastern glow and why
NR: I don't want to disappoint anyone with this answer, but I would have to say Carlos or Yan. They are two locals who have been around for a while and have never dropped full length parts. I'm glad they came through.

DM: As far as progression I'd have to say that they killed it as well. Now that the videos over what are you currently working on if there is anything
NR: Recently me and Lavoie have been on the grind filming for a our new video called "don't bother me" which is going to be a part from me and him, then just a montage. We both have at least 1 minute of footage lined up so were pretty much halfway ready to release it. It wont be long enough to premiere and its too good of footage to just release on you tube, so that's pretty much in the air right now though.

DM: That was going to be premiered at the zoo york state of mind one in June, but because of a time limit the venue has you cant premiere it. Do you think that waiting for the next premiere would be worth it?
NR: I don't think so. the main reason Lavoie and I wanted to release it at the Zoo premiere is because we just came off of Eastern Glow and we wanted to show everyone what we are made of

DM: Well in one month Lavoie is sitting on 23 clips and you got 12. Do you think you get most of your footage by skating with him? You two seem to vibe off each other.
NR: Sometimes, we skate the same stuff and enjoy skating together so that helps. I don't cry about him not skating with me when he doesn't though, if we skate we skate.

DM: You're taking awhile to answer these questions, what are you doing?
NR: As your asking these questions, and as I try to answer them I am also editing my post for my interview. Like making grammar errors, fucking with colors, adding pictures. It's harder than it seems.

DM: You definitely have a lot more dedication to Animalike, which in result makes it the most popular one out there as far as our scene of skaters in R.I. What do you think of all the other blogger's out there trying to follow your path? not to mention any names.
NR: I've explained this many times to many people. Blogging is taking photos, or writing a diary via web. I really just recently chose to take photos from the day to day sessions and give funny descriptions for them. I don't care if you get a blog, but when you decide to, don't fucking steal my ideas..please.

DM: Well lets leave it on that note, any shout outs?
NR: First and foremost, You for filming me for years.. putting up with me and staying up this late and doing this, Everyone in Eastern Glow, Everyone that used to be my friend but now are too cool for me so they just hate, Everyone at FOY, I would love to thank a couple girls but I know I would end up regretting it in the near future, J-needz, Shetler, Chase Bartee, Pete, All the NP park homies, Everyone in ST;T2, The internet, Switch flips, Haters, Girls that wear spandex and have fat assess, and my guilty pleasure...Taco Bell. If I forgot you and you have my number, call me I will truly apologize. Last three words...Don't bother me!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: snickers on June 21, 2009, 09:14:12 PM
oh my fucking god.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 21, 2009, 09:20:37 PM
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Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: starvingrobot on June 21, 2009, 09:21:03 PM
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I didn't know you skated with the dude from Lost?

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"Can anyone hook it up with shoes?"
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: starvingrobot on June 21, 2009, 09:27:00 PM
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Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: CeeyMar on June 21, 2009, 09:31:13 PM
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Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: net lurk on June 21, 2009, 09:52:09 PM
haha sweet
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: CigaretteBeer on June 21, 2009, 09:55:53 PM












http://my.theberrics.com/profile/NickR

Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Pelican on June 21, 2009, 09:58:11 PM
god fucking damnit
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 21, 2009, 10:02:15 PM
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Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: starvingrobot on June 21, 2009, 10:05:23 PM
"they told me to go buy some cords and flannels because it looked better. It eventually just grew onto me. I've pretty much developed my own style now, but they were the spark."
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: skate_bored on June 21, 2009, 10:09:31 PM
so fucking confused
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: frisco on June 21, 2009, 10:09:52 PM
Threads like these, are when you realize how hard slap kills it



from my berrics
Quote
Favorite Movies
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Well I'm sold
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: starvingrobot on June 21, 2009, 10:14:31 PM
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Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 21, 2009, 10:20:56 PM
Look at this fine art, that's some fine art.  How many of you niggas got fine art like this up in your spot!?

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Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Flume on June 21, 2009, 10:59:28 PM
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do I look like Brian Wilson?!
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: MFS on June 21, 2009, 11:14:16 PM
Fuck someone took down his footy, i wanna see some tits being flicked!
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 21, 2009, 11:28:51 PM
Fuck someone took down his footy, i wanna see some tits being flicked!

He took it down because the fake Twitter made him go crazy.  He renamed it to "Tit Flick" before he removed it in an effort to try laughing at himself because I told him if you laugh along with jokes (his tit flick story) then people aren't going to laugh at you as much.  Just gave him some real advice and he took it a little far naming his video that.  Then he removed it right after.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: All Hail Wu Welsh on June 21, 2009, 11:45:11 PM
hahahahahhhaahaha who would've thought one post (the tit flick Story) couldve ruined someone on here so bad.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: CigaretteBeer on June 22, 2009, 12:04:59 AM
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 22, 2009, 01:05:50 AM
I've been trying to feed Net Lurk humble pie for awhile now.  We all have.  He's turned down piece after piece and I don't think there is any pie left.  So in an effort to scrape the the crust from the pan for him, I present to you:

The Chronicles of Net Lurk: Volume I




animalike (3:55:41 PM): do you know who made my fake twitteR?
Art Newt MD (3:56:05 PM): do what!?
animalike (3:56:49 PM): Twitter.com/netlurk
animalike (3:56:54 PM): cig beer made that
animalike (3:56:59 PM): shits funny
Art Newt MD (3:57:32 PM): haha nice
animalike (3:57:49 PM): i dont know what i did to anyone to make everoyne start hating me
animalike (3:57:52 PM): or making fun of me
Art Newt MD (3:58:06 PM): i think it was just that story you posted
Art Newt MD (3:58:14 PM): it just sounds like the fakest story ever
Art Newt MD (3:58:26 PM): and you posted it in a fat girl thread and the chick you posted isn't fat at all
animalike (3:59:20 PM): whatever man im bummed now
Art Newt MD (3:59:40 PM): i wouldn't even worry about it
animalike (3:59:42 PM): im getting made fun of for no reason, i wish someone would just delte all of those posts i made so no one has nothing on me
Art Newt MD (3:59:55 PM): i would delete them for you but they're already quoted
animalike (4:00:40 PM): cant you delte other peoples posts
animalike (4:00:59 PM): i know you can
Art Newt MD (4:01:20 PM): on stricter forums you could
Art Newt MD (4:01:55 PM): on slap there's a free speech sort of thing that everyone tries to keep going, as long as you're not spamming you're okay usually
Art Newt MD (4:02:21 PM): so if you start deleting one person's posts you have to start deleting tons of other
Art Newt MD (4:03:22 PM): if i had everyone's posts quoting you deleted everyone would be as pissed as when BB deleted the questions from the jereme rogers thread
animalike (4:04:05 PM): you gotta help me out man, you seem like the only person in control that could
Art Newt MD (4:07:58 PM): even the funniest shit on slap dies pretty quick when you think about it
animalike (4:08:23 PM): but i dont want photos of me on slap man
Art Newt MD (4:08:40 PM): photos of you!?
animalike (4:08:51 PM): yeah
animalike (4:08:56 PM): i posted me and my mom or whatever
animalike (4:09:03 PM): and watson saved it
animalike (4:09:08 PM): before icould delte it
Art Newt MD (4:09:41 PM): OH, yes i saw that
Art Newt MD (4:09:49 PM): nothing bad about it and your eyes are censored
animalike (4:09:59 PM): cant you delte the chubby threa?
Art Newt MD (4:10:42 PM): nah that's a good thread i cant just wipe it out, plus like i said it will haunt you worse that way
Art Newt MD (4:10:55 PM): if shit has to be deleted it lets everyone know how bad you are bothered by it
Art Newt MD (4:11:07 PM): and they'll start going crazy over it
animalike (4:11:13 PM): cant
animalike (4:11:21 PM): you just delte thast one photo watson posted man
animalike (4:11:24 PM): i want that gone
Art Newt MD (4:12:06 PM): you're putting me in a rough spot, ill see what i can do
animalike (4:12:44 PM): im being humiliated throughout slap
animalike (4:12:56 PM): by cigbeer
animalike (4:13:27 PM): no one else really cares, they just laugh
animalike (4:13:31 PM): becqause he starts it
animalike (4:13:35 PM): he will never let it go
animalike (4:13:48 PM): your probably the only nice person ive met through slap
animalike (4:13:49 PM): billy too
animalike (4:13:53 PM): but other than that
animalike (4:13:57 PM): its no frair
Art Newt MD (4:14:13 PM): let me ask you this
Art Newt MD (4:14:20 PM): how much truth was there to your "fat" girl story
Art Newt MD (4:14:42 PM): she wasnt even chunky, it was like you were bragging, so that's a big reason i think dude's are messing with you about it
animalike (4:15:59 PM): i didnt suck on her tities for 10 minutes, but after class i did feel on her and suck on them in the hallway for 1 min tops, and it was the end of the day so i didnt get suspended (last period) and i am suspended but not for that
animalike (4:16:39 PM): but that chick really is fucking chubby
animalike (4:16:55 PM): in that photo she looks skiny but you know how girls do there myspace corny i look skiny photos
Art Newt MD (4:17:01 PM): seeeeeeeeeee, they were right about you making some stuff up, you need to just not worry about it so it dies down
animalike (4:17:28 PM): it is dying down, but cig keeps bringing it back up
Art Newt MD (4:17:46 PM): if it were done to someone besides you you might get that it is funny
Art Newt MD (4:17:50 PM): he's just having fun
Art Newt MD (4:17:59 PM): he tried to call you out on it and you didnt back down
animalike (4:29:21 PM): it just ircs me that cig is really doing this
animalike (4:29:24 PM): are you gunna tell him
animalike (4:29:26 PM): or talk to him
Art Newt MD (4:30:12 PM): im thinking about it, he's kind of dead set on fucking with you over it because you woudlnt admit you exaggerated it and stuff
Art Newt MD (4:30:14 PM): it's his sig now
Art Newt MD (4:31:04 PM): there has been some hilarious shit on slap, and it disappear to page 3 in 24 hours then gets never brought up again
animalike (4:31:40 PM): yeah i saw that its his sig
animalike (4:31:44 PM): thats why i came bummed to you
animalike (4:31:57 PM): yeah even though shit fades i doubt anyone has ever mad ea twitter
Art Newt MD (4:32:17 PM): it will fade too
Art Newt MD (4:32:38 PM): i saw it posted in grim's twitter thread, but NO ONE has gave a shit about that thread yet or commented on your twitter
animalike (4:33:55 PM): someone will, dont worry
Art Newt MD (4:34:22 PM): you just gotta be above it
Art Newt MD (4:34:24 PM): dont let it touch you
animalike (4:36:07 PM): ill try man
animalike (4:36:12 PM): still kinda pissed off.
Art Newt MD (4:36:37 PM): you have to admit you deserved some jokes played on your for posting that story though
Art Newt MD (4:36:45 PM): i lol'd beyond belief when i read it
animalike (4:37:01 PM): oh nah if i could go back in time  iwould of never said anything
animalike (4:37:07 PM): or atleast post that picture of her
animalike (4:37:13 PM): becuase thats what put teh cherry on top
Art Newt MD (4:37:18 PM): for sure
Art Newt MD (4:38:04 PM): that's just how things go
Art Newt MD (4:38:32 PM): you exaggerated and bragged if you ask me and you're going to get some shit for it, but it's not a big deal, things could be so much worse
Art Newt MD (4:38:41 PM): people are barely laughing about it outside that thread
Art Newt MD (4:40:39 PM): i promise you it's not even a big deal
animalike (4:40:46 PM): alright man..
animalike (4:43:23 PM): still bummeddddddd
animalike (4:44:34 PM): is tim a mod?
Art Newt MD (4:45:45 PM): nah
animalike (4:45:57 PM): it says he is though in the threads?
animalike (4:46:09 PM): or when you veiw the forums
Art Newt MD (4:46:18 PM): ...
animalike (4:46:27 PM): when you click forums
animalike (4:46:36 PM): its says moderaters : tim, someone else, someone else
Art Newt MD (4:46:45 PM): yes
animalike (4:46:47 PM): unless theres another tim then idk..
Art Newt MD (4:47:05 PM): don't tell anyone
Art Newt MD (4:47:18 PM): i think everyone who talks on aim figures it out
animalike (4:47:29 PM): ?
Art Newt MD (4:47:43 PM): i dont think he cares but just dont let it leave our little group of friends okay?
animalike (4:47:50 PM): let what?
Art Newt MD (4:47:58 PM): tim = cigbeer
animalike (4:48:05 PM): oh that hes a mod?
animalike (4:48:27 PM): 1, i deleted and blocked everoyne i used to associate from slap with
animalike (4:48:40 PM): 2, i could care less and screw tim
animalike (4:48:45 PM): 3, i wouldnt tell
Art Newt MD (4:48:48 PM): awesome =)
animalike (4:48:50 PM): 4, i still dont get it..
Art Newt MD (4:48:57 PM): get what?
animalike (4:49:04 PM): what not to tel
animalike (4:49:06 PM): that his names tim?
animalike (4:49:12 PM): and hes a moderator
Art Newt MD (4:49:13 PM): that Tim the mod = cigbeer the poster
Art Newt MD (4:49:21 PM): same guy
animalike (4:49:31 PM): how is he a mod
animalike (4:49:34 PM): he doesnt even fcking skate
Art Newt MD (4:49:39 PM): yes he does
Art Newt MD (4:49:42 PM): you need to stop being that way
Art Newt MD (4:50:02 PM): okay you know that spot on the cover of that's life?
Art Newt MD (4:50:11 PM): the rail that goes sideways down the set that everyone does tricks over?
Art Newt MD (4:50:15 PM): tim ollied that
animalike (4:50:24 PM): thats life?
animalike (4:50:29 PM): whats that
animalike (4:50:33 PM): what rail
Art Newt MD (4:50:34 PM): the foundation video!
Art Newt MD (4:50:37 PM): damn it net lurk lol
animalike (4:50:43 PM): fuck foundation
animalike (4:51:14 PM): i bet i could ollie it too
animalike (4:51:20 PM): tim sucks
Art Newt MD (4:51:21 PM): so?
Art Newt MD (4:51:31 PM): you said he didnt skate, and he does
animalike (4:52:07 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
animalike (4:52:19 PM): ive never had a straight forward conversation with tim ever
animalike (4:52:24 PM): he never took me seriously
Art Newt MD (4:52:29 PM): he's just fun like that
Art Newt MD (4:52:36 PM): me and him talk about animals and mostly chickens
Art Newt MD (4:53:05 PM): are you gwb?
animalike (4:53:15 PM): no!!
animalike (4:53:31 PM): did you seriously just ask that question dude?
Art Newt MD (4:53:55 PM): you mentioned to me once about getting your name changed because you were tired of giving people the gwb-you and wanted to give them the real you
Art Newt MD (4:54:13 PM): and you dont believe people skate, and you seem to not like people who can't skate as good as you
animalike (4:55:43 PM): who cares
animalike (4:56:32 PM): im getting pissed again
Art Newt MD (4:56:55 PM): man don't
Art Newt MD (4:58:00 PM): you're taking this way too seriously
Art Newt MD (4:58:24 PM): i didnt say that think you're higher, but it is ridiculous to think that people so into skating don't skate at all
Art Newt MD (4:58:54 PM): and you seemed to imply that you were better than tim because of that, im sorry i asked if you were gwb but i gave you reasons why and you have to respect that
animalike (5:00:48 PM): im not gwb
Art Newt MD (5:01:04 PM): okay then, i believe you
Art Newt MD (5:02:54 PM): are you mad at me
animalike (5:03:31 PM): no
animalike (5:03:36 PM): if anything i love you
animalike (5:03:41 PM): your the only normal fuck ive ever talked too
animalike (5:03:52 PM): i just wish i had a picture of you to see who im talking to..
Art Newt MD (5:04:41 PM): do you believe that im real?
animalike (5:05:00 PM): kinda..
animalike (5:05:01 PM): maybe..
Art Newt MD (5:05:21 PM): how would you know if i was a robot or not?
animalike (5:05:59 PM): can you help me delte this fake nick rix twitter?>
Art Newt MD (5:06:14 PM): i have no control over twitter
Art Newt MD (5:09:05 PM): go to twitter.com, try to find a customer service/help/FAQ type thing
animalike (5:11:28 PM): dude
animalike (5:11:38 PM): cig is still fucking updating this twitteer
animalike (5:11:41 PM): you have to do something
Art Newt MD (5:12:19 PM): let me find their email for you
animalike (5:12:43 PM): i sent in a ;complaint
animalike (5:12:46 PM): but i douib tthat will work
animalike (5:12:52 PM): man can you just hit him up and tell him to fuckin stop
animalike (5:12:55 PM): im so fucking pissed
Art Newt MD (5:13:58 PM): okay okay
animalike (5:14:00 PM): whos EVEBLATT
animalike (5:14:04 PM): he just imed me
Art Newt MD (5:14:48 PM): biggums mcgee
Art Newt MD (5:16:57 PM): im talking to tim
animalike (5:17:07 PM): dude biggums is stalking me
Art Newt MD (5:17:39 PM): ehh just dont worry about it
Art Newt MD (5:20:00 PM): do you want to know what tim said?
animalike (5:20:07 PM): yeah?
animalike (5:20:11 PM): is it bad?
Art Newt MD (5:20:34 PM): Art Newt MD (5:16:35 PM): i know it's fun as a mod to do this stuff but he's getting really upset
ludesandredwine (5:16:49 PM): ZOLAND NEVER RETRACTS A CONSTITUTION!
ludesandredwine (5:17:00 PM): you can take that out to the chickens courts
animalike (5:21:02 PM): due...
animalike (5:21:06 PM): you told him im geting upset?
animalike (5:21:09 PM): your blew it.
animalike (5:21:12 PM): goddddddddddddddddd
animalike (5:21:13 PM): fuck
animalike (5:21:14 PM): fuckfuck
Art Newt MD (5:23:15 PM): dont be mad
Art Newt MD (5:23:27 PM): he would've known you were upset other wise i woudlnt have messaged him
animalike (5:24:25 PM): this sucks sobad
animalike (5:24:30 PM): you just made it so worse too
Art Newt MD (5:24:36 PM): =/ i did not
Art Newt MD (5:24:43 PM): you wanted me to talk to him and i did
Art Newt MD (5:24:49 PM): he would've known from the start
animalike (5:25:00 PM): i wanted you to be less obvious that im bummed
animalike (5:25:03 PM): whatever man i quit
animalike (5:25:06 PM): im about to focus my shit
Art Newt MD (5:25:23 PM): just dont worry about it, wait til new threads are made that push that one back a few pages
animalike (5:25:40 PM): the ncan you delte it
animalike (5:25:46 PM): so if someone ever goes looking for it they cant find it?
animalike (5:25:51 PM): if you delte it now it will be ovious
Art Newt MD (5:26:00 PM): i might man, i might can do that
animalike (5:26:08 PM): huh
animalike (5:26:11 PM): i might can do that lol
Art Newt MD (5:26:19 PM): all the mods talk
Art Newt MD (5:26:34 PM): we dont just make decisions independently always, stuff like that you have to talk to an admin about
animalike (5:26:45 PM): i dont get it. whats the big deal about deleting a thread?
animalike (5:26:49 PM): 1, how will they know
Art Newt MD (5:26:58 PM): cause if you delete one you have to delete any other thread that bothers some one
animalike (5:26:58 PM): 2, why would they care
animalike (5:27:08 PM): dude if its one or two pages back
animalike (5:27:13 PM): no one will ever find it again
animalike (5:27:31 PM): cool it fades from the first page but someone might go back and loo kfor it to piss me off
Art Newt MD (5:27:50 PM): if they know it doesnt piss you off they wont have a reason to look
animalike (5:28:41 PM): but once its a page back, you cant just delete it for me?
Art Newt MD (5:29:03 PM): i probably will
Art Newt MD (5:29:07 PM): snickers will hate me
animalike (5:29:12 PM): man i hate snickers
animalike (5:29:17 PM): i didnt do nothing to that dude either
Art Newt MD (5:29:18 PM): i love snickers
animalike (5:33:41 PM): do you own a photo camera?
Art Newt MD (5:33:59 PM): i have a digital camera
Art Newt MD (5:34:04 PM): that the flash doesnt always work  on
animalike (5:34:15 PM): take a photo of yourself
animalike (5:34:16 PM): and show me
Art Newt MD (5:34:31 PM): what if i dont want to?
animalike (5:34:58 PM): iwill nevar tawk tew yew agen
Art Newt MD (5:35:12 PM): that's so harsh
animalike (5:35:22 PM): i want to see what you look like
animalike (5:35:28 PM): i saw what your animals look like
Art Newt MD (5:35:38 PM): i feel like you're threatening me
animalike (5:35:43 PM): how do you not have a facebook
Art Newt MD (5:35:55 PM): cause i hate it
animalike (5:36:03 PM):
Art Newt MD (5:36:10 PM): i hate facebook, myspace, twitter, etc
Art Newt MD (5:36:23 PM): let me find you a pic
animalike (5:36:29 PM): a recent pic
Art Newt MD (5:36:33 PM): quit being so bossy
ATTENTION (5:45:27 PM): Transfer complete: roo.jpg.
animalike (5:45:50 PM): thats a picture of akangaroo
Art Newt MD (5:45:59 PM): and me touching it
animalike (5:46:07 PM): thats messed.
Art Newt MD (5:46:14 PM): what
Art Newt MD (5:46:21 PM): it was at a petting zoo so i petted it
animalike (5:46:24 PM): i want a phoot of you
animalike (5:56:24 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
animalike (5:56:27 PM): isnmfgwsdng
animalike (5:56:28 PM): wtf
Art Newt MD (5:56:31 PM): what
Art Newt MD (5:56:36 PM): what is it now
animalike (5:56:43 PM): hlep me win this look alike contest
Art Newt MD (5:56:51 PM): you're so bossy
animalike (5:57:05 PM): idk man
animalike (5:57:11 PM): you should be hyped im asking you
animalike (5:57:17 PM): i feel you have the right amount of knowlege
animalike (5:57:24 PM): to help me win
Art Newt MD (5:57:26 PM): you're acting like it is a privilege to be bossed around by you
animalike (5:57:31 PM): noo
Art Newt MD (5:57:39 PM): im thinking of people but im drawing a blank
Art Newt MD (6:02:39 PM): is that really not your twitter?
animalike (6:02:49 PM): dude are you serious
animalike (6:02:53 PM): its not my fucking twitter man
Art Newt MD (6:02:56 PM): i didnt really even look at it
animalike (6:02:57 PM): are you trying to be funny too now?
Art Newt MD (6:02:58 PM): sorry
Art Newt MD (6:02:59 PM): no
animalike (6:03:05 PM): whatever man
animalike (6:03:07 PM): fuck this shit
Art Newt MD (6:03:10 PM): i didnt even fuckin look at it
Art Newt MD (6:03:25 PM): here ill go look at it
Art Newt MD (6:03:28 PM): it should be in my history
Art Newt MD (6:03:42 PM): oh...yeah not you
Art Newt MD (6:03:45 PM): same joke over and over
Art Newt MD (6:03:57 PM): damn that's a lot of tweets
animalike (6:04:14 PM): man this is no fucking fun
animalike (6:04:18 PM): no fair
animalike (6:04:21 PM): he isnt going to fucking stop
Art Newt MD (6:04:23 PM): make one about him
animalike (6:04:31 PM): no man
animalike (6:04:31 PM): wtf
animalike (6:04:32 PM): e3wngre
animalike (6:04:33 PM): fuck this
animalike (6:04:34 PM): fuck life
Art Newt MD (6:04:43 PM): you're a good skater
Art Newt MD (6:05:05 PM): i liked your ender in that lil part you had
animalike (6:05:13 PM): dude i dont care
animalike (6:05:16 PM): im fucking pissed
Art Newt MD (6:05:17 PM): i thought it was creative to not just land on it
Art Newt MD (6:05:22 PM): but to clear it
animalike (6:06:34 PM): everyones laughing at me dude
Art Newt MD (6:06:40 PM): where?
Art Newt MD (6:06:45 PM): in that thread?
animalike (6:06:46 PM): in the twitter thread
Art Newt MD (6:06:52 PM): lemme go look
animalike (6:07:02 PM): do something about it man please
animalike (6:07:05 PM): this cant go on
animalike (6:07:10 PM): this is no fair i didnt do nothing
Art Newt MD (6:07:37 PM): 1st of all, you have to come to peace with the fact that you posted that story
Art Newt MD (6:07:46 PM): it's like falling at school during lunch
Art Newt MD (6:07:49 PM): or  dropping your food tray
animalike (6:07:53 PM): wtf
animalike (6:07:59 PM): do something man you know people
Art Newt MD (6:08:02 PM): people are going to laugh and you would laugh at them if it happened to them not you
animalike (6:08:08 PM): im now hated becuase that
animalike (6:08:11 PM): fuck this
animalike (6:08:13 PM): im focusing my shit
Art Newt MD (6:08:20 PM): no don't
Art Newt MD (6:08:24 PM): you're just letting them win
Art Newt MD (6:08:30 PM): you just gotta not care about it
Art Newt MD (6:08:39 PM): chill over at thrasher for a bit
animalike (6:08:40 PM): or you could simply delete the thread
Art Newt MD (6:08:52 PM): delete GRIM'S thread, yeah right
Art Newt MD (6:08:55 PM): i'd get so much shit for that
animalike signed off at 6:09:34 PM.


It gets better, like most stories.

Part II tomorrow.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: kilgore. on June 22, 2009, 01:19:03 AM
YES.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Boston. on June 22, 2009, 01:50:46 AM
i have fifteen voice mails from net lurk and at least four times as many ignored calls from him
he really needs to learn that you need to take it for a grain of salt when someone pranks you

TO NET LURK;
get a sense of humor. take it for a grain of salt when someone prank calls you, especially when all they say is "get buck"
look up the definition of "humble"
stop trying to impress people. if they like you for you then that's cool. if you have to try and fit in then you're forever going to be "that kid" in the group
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: crest on June 22, 2009, 01:52:27 AM
netfail
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on June 22, 2009, 03:10:54 AM
Could someone please make some sort of map that points out who is who on slap? Cigbeer=Tim the Moderator??? Newton is a Mod? Your thread confuses me...
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: boyan on June 22, 2009, 03:31:10 AM
is this a perfect moment to use the term: LMAO?
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: kilgore. on June 22, 2009, 04:09:37 AM
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn41/aNimaliver/hiiiihater.jpg)
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn41/aNimaliver/hiiiihater.jpg)
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(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn41/aNimaliver/hiiiihater.jpg)
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Prison Wallet on June 22, 2009, 07:32:06 AM
You two dudes chatted for more than two hours?

 I didn't make it all the way through but Newt do you have Net Lurk thinking your a moderator or something?
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: wake and bacon on June 22, 2009, 09:34:12 AM
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BIZNESSS
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: wake and bacon on June 22, 2009, 09:43:04 AM
this kook did not suck that girls titties in the hallway either.... no way that shit happened...
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Narcissus on June 22, 2009, 11:11:57 AM
<img src=http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-cat-surfing-pool.jpg>
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: j0rdan on June 22, 2009, 11:30:15 AM
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this kook did not suck that girls titties in the hallway either.... no way that shit happened...
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yeah that is way less liekly than the bathrooom even he probably saw a girl at school and thought it would be cool to post on slap that he macked her, at least i am straight up about my shit.
yea I don't think I've ever lied on slap, it just seems pointless to make stuff up to get cred from a bunch of dudes on a message board.

that being said, why the hell is he so bummed. it's a fucking message board, slap message board. people rag on eachother 24/7. although he does seem like a very easy target, considering how much of a knot his panties are in.

but yea, the whole netlurk thing is fucking hilarious though. pure lulz
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: wake and bacon on June 22, 2009, 11:34:39 AM
pure lulz indeed, cant wait for him to realize just how butthurt he got over a fucking internet forum in the next couple of years or so... that is if he "grows up" by then...
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: jack burton on June 22, 2009, 11:38:19 AM
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this kook did not suck that girls titties in the hallway either.... no way that shit happened...
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yeah that is way less liekly than the bathrooom even he probably saw a girl at school and thought it would be cool to post on slap that he macked her, at least i am straight up about my shit.
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yea I don't think I've ever lied on slap, it just seems pointless to make stuff up to get cred from a bunch of dudes on a message board.

that being said, why the hell is he so bummed. it's a fucking message board, slap message board. people rag on eachother 24/7. although he does seem like a very easy target, considering how much of a knot his panties are in.

but yea, the whole netlurk thing is fucking hilarious though. pure lulz

rawb had it way way worse. every single picture of him had at least one dick in it. that dude never cared and now people are starting to like him. that being said could some one please explain to me how you go about flicking tits?
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: j0rdan on June 22, 2009, 11:44:06 AM
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this kook did not suck that girls titties in the hallway either.... no way that shit happened...
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yeah that is way less liekly than the bathrooom even he probably saw a girl at school and thought it would be cool to post on slap that he macked her, at least i am straight up about my shit.
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yea I don't think I've ever lied on slap, it just seems pointless to make stuff up to get cred from a bunch of dudes on a message board.

that being said, why the hell is he so bummed. it's a fucking message board, slap message board. people rag on eachother 24/7. although he does seem like a very easy target, considering how much of a knot his panties are in.

but yea, the whole netlurk thing is fucking hilarious though. pure lulz
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rawb had it way way worse. every single picture of him had at least one dick in it. that dude never cared and now people are starting to like him. that being said could some one please explain to me how you go about flicking tits?
I always pictured it was how you would flick a cigarette butt, except you're just doing it to a pair of titties/nipples

I have this theory that maybe he intended it to be "fuck" her tits, since FLICK looks like FUCK.

I guess we will never know the magical thought process behind the post of the year...
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: jack burton on June 22, 2009, 11:47:29 AM
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this kook did not suck that girls titties in the hallway either.... no way that shit happened...
[close]

yeah that is way less liekly than the bathrooom even he probably saw a girl at school and thought it would be cool to post on slap that he macked her, at least i am straight up about my shit.
[close]
yea I don't think I've ever lied on slap, it just seems pointless to make stuff up to get cred from a bunch of dudes on a message board.

that being said, why the hell is he so bummed. it's a fucking message board, slap message board. people rag on eachother 24/7. although he does seem like a very easy target, considering how much of a knot his panties are in.

but yea, the whole netlurk thing is fucking hilarious though. pure lulz
[close]

rawb had it way way worse. every single picture of him had at least one dick in it. that dude never cared and now people are starting to like him. that being said could some one please explain to me how you go about flicking tits?
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I always pictured it was how you would flick a cigarette butt, except you're just doing it to a pair of titties/nipples

I have this theory that maybe he intended it to be "fuck" her tits, since FLICK looks like FUCK.

I guess we will never know the magical thought process behind the post of the year...

haha yea i mean thats what i thought but i dont see getting any enjoyment from flicking a tit. i feel like if it was supposed to be fuck it would have been cleared up by now. i guess i really have no room to talk though because i suck at skating.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 22, 2009, 11:56:04 AM
I guess I should've dropped some backstory for everyone before I posted the part one of the Net Lurk Chronicles and expecting anyone to read that much.

Here's the deal - I used to try to talk to Net Lurk sometimes (we all did) on AIM because he would be in the chats and would leave the second you weren't talking about skating.  I thought he would be someone fun to talk strictly skating to, so I tried talking to him.  He would be as rude and shitty as possible.  He told me he didn't have evidence that I was real because I don't have a myspace or facebook.  He then went on to tell me I don't skate because I have no footy.

So then starvingrobot tells Net Lurk to stop being so rude to me because I'm a mod.  Net believed it and then started messaging me a lot and began confiding his Slap-life into me.  He told me that he got his name changed to Skuffed Up because he was tired of intentionally being annoying/a dick to people and giving them the GWB version of him (lulz) and wanted to give SLAP the "real" him.  He also admitted to me that he uploads so much stuff to his youtube to get subscribers and that it only took him a small amount of time to get 800 subscribers.  This followed by the admittance/implication that he does that coupled with keeping his video part as the first vid on his profile so he can be seen/get exposure.

So, after that I began realizing I should save all convos with him.  It gets better than the first one I posted, but it's best read in order so I posted it anyways.

For anyone confused - I am not a mod nor is Tim (cigbeer) the moderator Tim.

To clear further confusion - FLICK means to take a photo according to Net Lurk.  There has been past captions on his blog where he references "Flicks" and "flicking" in regards to photos and the taking of photos.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Prison Wallet on June 22, 2009, 11:56:17 AM
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animalike (4:31:44 PM): thats why i came bummed to you
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Damn Netlurk, you've got the king of quotes quoting you. That takes your shit to a new level.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: j0rdan on June 22, 2009, 12:01:19 PM
To clear further confusion - FLICK means to take a photo according to Net Lurk.  There has been past captions on his blog where he references "Flicks" and "flicking" in regards to photos and the taking of photos.
"hey baby that 1 minute suckfest was great, mind if I take a pic of your boobs"
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: wake and bacon on June 22, 2009, 03:22:15 PM
hahahah my god this is seriously golden we need a slap wiki to contain all the chronicles in orderly fashion
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: CigaretteBeer on June 22, 2009, 03:28:47 PM
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn41/aNimaliver/hiiiihater.jpg)
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn41/aNimaliver/hiiiihater.jpg)
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn41/aNimaliver/hiiiihater.jpg)
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn41/aNimaliver/hiiiihater.jpg)

Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: wake and bacon on June 22, 2009, 05:20:33 PM
flick her tits for mstrb8 ltr
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 22, 2009, 05:22:24 PM
The Chronicles of Net Lurk: Volume II



animalike (11:43:28 PM): i feel much better
Art Newt MD (11:43:31 PM): good!
animalike (11:44:09 PM): fat chick story thread is bumped back to page two
animalike (11:44:19 PM): you know what that means.........
Art Newt MD (11:44:20 PM): see, it's already going away for you
animalike (11:44:31 PM): i could go  away forever
animalike (11:44:35 PM): if my friend...
animalike (11:44:38 PM): named...
animalike (11:44:54 PM): mylk sh8k
animalike (11:45:03 PM): deleted the thread permantly
Art Newt MD (11:45:07 PM): you mean bb?
animalike (11:45:15 PM): dude how will they know you deleted it?
Art Newt MD (11:45:22 PM): they watch!
Art Newt MD (11:45:24 PM): they know
animalike (11:45:36 PM): ;(
animalike (11:45:39 PM): now im bummed again
Art Newt MD (11:45:45 PM): you can't be serious =(
Art Newt MD (11:46:24 PM): the admins check the thread recycling bin, if someone is higher up than you you gotta get proper permissino
Art Newt MD (11:46:29 PM): permission*
Art Newt MD (11:46:35 PM): otherwise they think you're trying to run the place
animalike (11:47:00 PM): that cant be trueeeeeee
animalike (11:47:16 PM): cant you delete from the recycle bin?
Art Newt MD (11:47:34 PM): only admins can, that's the catch =/
animalike (11:47:47 PM): i hate you
Art Newt MD (11:47:52 PM): !!!!
Art Newt MD (11:47:58 PM): why
Art Newt MD (11:48:36 PM): you best explain yourself
animalike (11:48:52 PM): i need that thread deleted
Art Newt MD (11:48:59 PM): go delete your post!
animalike (11:49:08 PM): its been quoted like 8 times
Art Newt MD (11:49:42 PM): i guess you want me to ruin my reputation by deleting a temp gnar thread too, and i bet you want me to delete that enjoi contest milf thread too
animalike (11:50:03 PM): that automaticly gets deleted once someone wins
animalike (11:50:14 PM): i dont care about that temp gnar thread
animalike (11:50:26 PM): if that got deleted someone would notice
animalike (11:50:33 PM): that thread was fucking two pages back
animalike (11:50:39 PM): and cig beer went and found it
Art Newt MD (11:50:55 PM): fuck =/
animalike (11:51:05 PM): thats what hes going to do with these other threads
Art Newt MD (11:51:14 PM): he knows it bothers you
Art Newt MD (11:51:17 PM): that's why he does it
animalike (11:51:47 PM): god..what i would do for that dudes password
Art Newt MD (11:51:56 PM): i wouldn't mess with tim
animalike (11:52:08 PM): why
Art Newt MD (11:52:18 PM): he's too much for you
Art Newt MD (11:53:32 PM): if you would've apologized for lying from the start he probably would've chilled, that or just quit caring about it
Art Newt MD (11:53:39 PM): half the board is unaware that you even made that story
Art Newt MD (11:55:00 PM): you just need to man up and walk tall and not let it get to you
animalike (11:55:13 PM): i am
Art Newt MD (11:55:16 PM): =)
animalike (11:55:27 PM): but i want those threads deleted.....
Art Newt MD (11:55:36 PM): you're such a bossy dude lol
animalike (11:55:40 PM): noooo
animalike (11:55:44 PM): im such a bummed dude
Art Newt MD (11:56:20 PM): you shouldn't be bummed at all though
Art Newt MD (11:56:22 PM): no reason to be
animalike (11:56:36 PM): i would like to be liked on slap
animalike (11:56:38 PM): not hated
Art Newt MD (11:56:50 PM): is that why you changed your name?
animalike (11:57:04 PM): i already told you
animalike (11:57:20 PM): u came onto the boards on some cotg status when i used to post with dopEST
animalike (11:57:31 PM): no body would give me a chance so i changed my name
animalike (11:57:42 PM): my rep was like 50
animalike (11:57:55 PM): people found out i was dopest and look wha thappenmd
animalike (11:58:10 PM): i obiously changed from how i used to post
animalike (11:58:16 PM): and people cant respect that
animalike (11:58:19 PM): i tried telling them
Art Newt MD (11:58:39 PM): it's just a message board
Art Newt MD (11:58:52 PM): it's not real life, ain't no thing my man
animalike (11:58:58 PM): my name is on slap
animalike (11:59:01 PM): i dont want that eithe
animalike (11:59:09 PM): i made a mistake by doing that
Art Newt MD (11:59:49 PM): all your friends in real life aren't going to care about who says what about you on slap
animalike (12:07:16 AM): you have a lot of pets man
Art Newt MD (12:07:24 AM): 5 dogs 3 cats
Art Newt MD (12:07:59 AM): the dog's aren't huge or anything, they eat usually a 50lb bag of dog food a week
animalike (12:08:12 AM): who do you live with?
Art Newt MD (12:09:07 AM): fam
animalike (12:09:23 AM): who exactly
Art Newt MD (12:09:27 AM): why does it matter
animalike (12:09:33 AM): just wondering?
Art Newt MD (12:09:40 AM): immediate fam
animalike (12:09:46 AM): you know more about me than you should
animalike (12:09:49 AM): so who do you fucking live with?!
Art Newt MD (12:09:57 AM): nick don't start being like this again
Art Newt MD (12:10:58 AM): we've been having good convos i dont want to you to start acting all mean to me and stuff
animalike (12:11:38 AM): why cnat you just tell me who you live with man
animalike (12:11:43 AM): whats your real name?
Art Newt MD (12:11:54 AM): you're acting like a spoiled brat to me =(((
animalike (12:11:57 AM): i dont like you calling me by mine so tell me yours so i can do the same
Art Newt MD (12:12:09 AM): I am Art Newton
animalike (12:12:14 AM): man..thats not funny
Art Newt MD (12:12:31 AM): you're being so rude
Art Newt MD (12:12:33 AM): and forceful
animalike (12:12:37 AM): ifgewdmsg
animalike (12:12:42 AM): whats your name man
Art Newt MD (12:13:07 AM): your demanding to know exact details of who i live with is rude and im not going to answer the name question because of that
Art Newt MD (12:13:14 AM): i will answer it if you calm down and be nice
animalike (12:13:19 AM): whatever
Art Newt MD (12:13:53 AM): i don't know anything about you that you haven't told me or made public yourself anyways
Art Newt MD (12:14:11 AM): you can't act like i know all this stuff about you, because i don't and that's no reason anyways to be so forceful and rude to me
animalike (12:14:25 AM): im 16
Art Newt MD (12:14:31 AM): yes
animalike (12:14:44 AM): i live with my mom three sisters and my step dad
animalike (12:14:55 AM): i skateboard and film alot
Art Newt MD (12:15:02 AM): why are you telling me this
Art Newt MD (12:15:11 AM): oh to have an excuse to be forceful and rude to me
animalike (12:15:15 AM): no
animalike (12:15:21 AM): so you can tell me who you live with
Art Newt MD (12:15:57 AM): that's exactly what i just said but i said it with more truth, you're telling me info i do not need to know and that you do not need to tell, just so you can have your own excuse to divulge info from me
animalike (12:16:13 AM): i would never go behind your back and tell anyone your info '
Art Newt MD (12:16:23 AM): i never said you would
animalike (12:16:27 AM): im going to bed
animalike (12:16:29 AM): now im bummed
animalike (12:16:29 AM): peace
Art Newt MD (12:16:33 AM): don't be like this
Art Newt MD (12:16:41 AM): i dont want to have to try to make it better
Art Newt MD (12:16:44 AM): i cant  take care of you forever
animalike went away at 12:16:50 AM.
Art Newt MD (12:23:31 AM): you're being mean, i'm just not going to delete that thread
Auto Response from animalike (12:23:32 AM): YAAhhhh
animalike (12:23:43 AM): you know who does that
animalike (12:23:45 AM): cig beer
animalike (12:24:04 AM): he will be like if you wont talk to me, i will post this convo in temp, and i wont gnar you ever again
animalike (12:24:06 AM): thats pretty funny
animalike (12:24:14 AM): when you know your not going to delete it either way
Art Newt MD (12:24:24 AM): are you calling me out
Art Newt MD (12:24:38 AM): cause if you want me to act like tim and do that then i will
Art Newt MD (12:24:45 AM): just so you can be right and feel better about life
animalike (12:24:47 AM): im not asking you to
animalike (12:24:55 AM): im just saying your acting like him right now
animalike (12:25:05 AM): threatening me with something your not going tod o either way
animalike (12:25:39 AM): its no fair
Art Newt MD (12:25:59 AM): i am the one who feels threatened, you were being rude as hell to me and now you're calling me out practically
animalike (12:26:17 AM): I WASNT BEING RUDE!
Art Newt MD (12:26:48 AM): yes, you were acting like i expect a lil brat to act, constantly demanding an answer nagging someone like a kid pulling on your pants asking you something over and over
Art Newt MD (12:26:50 AM): you didnt ask nice
Art Newt MD (12:26:55 AM): you asked as if i owed it to you to tell you
Art Newt MD (12:27:10 AM): then you started telling me stuff i didnt ask as if you were forcing me to have to tell you in return
animalike (12:27:18 AM): its too late for this man
animalike (12:27:26 AM): im really trying to go to bed
Art Newt MD (12:27:29 AM): im going to act like tim since you're being  like this
Art Newt MD (12:27:36 AM): it will make classic slap
Art Newt MD (12:27:49 AM): you've always hated me anyways
animalike (12:27:52 AM): =[
Art Newt MD (12:27:54 AM): you won't caw! or anything
Art Newt MD (12:28:07 AM): you accuse me of being a poser, and accuse me of not being a real person
animalike (12:29:00 AM): i said i belive your real
Art Newt MD (12:30:03 AM): if i hacked that twitter would you fuckin quit being so damn rude
animalike (12:30:15 AM): um yes
animalike (12:30:22 AM): i didnt like you up until today
animalike (12:30:34 AM): but now you think im being rude, i guess thats just hte way i am
animalike (12:30:43 AM): i get called anoyying, but never a brat
animalike (12:30:48 AM): so idk what the deal is
Art Newt MD (12:33:26 AM): you dont like saying you're sorry at all
Art Newt MD (12:33:31 AM): you just make excuses
Art Newt MD (12:33:32 AM): im tired of it
animalike (12:33:34 AM): IM SORRY
Art Newt MD (12:33:38 AM): all bantams go to heaven
animalike (12:33:43 AM): ?
animalike (12:33:48 AM): o_0?
animalike (12:33:55 AM): are you being serious man
animalike (12:33:57 AM): im sorry
animalike (12:34:01 AM): what else do you want i really have to go
animalike (12:34:02 AM): goodnight
Art Newt MD (12:34:09 AM): im sorry but i must post this
animalike (12:34:16 AM): post what?
Art Newt MD (12:34:19 AM): this convo
Art Newt MD (12:34:26 AM): i feel it is the only way for you to learn
animalike (12:34:29 AM): what?
animalike (12:34:32 AM): no
Art Newt MD (12:34:49 AM): you've been a brat all day
Art Newt MD (12:35:01 AM): either by being emo about something small, or by demanding i do stuff
animalike (12:35:03 AM): ive been talking to you all day and being nice
Art Newt MD (12:35:12 AM): you've been being nice when it benefits you
animalike (12:35:20 AM): ??
Art Newt MD (12:35:20 AM): you've pretty muhc bossed me around and you seem spoiled
animalike (12:35:28 AM): im deffintly not
animalike (12:35:40 AM): ask pube.
Art Newt MD (12:35:48 AM): well that's your attitude towards me
animalike (12:35:52 AM): give me some time
Art Newt MD (12:35:54 AM): it's hard to be so nice to you
animalike (12:35:55 AM): i hated pube at first
animalike (12:36:03 AM): youve been so nice to me and i respect that
Art Newt MD (12:36:08 AM): yeah
Art Newt MD (12:36:16 AM): you have problems though
animalike (12:36:24 AM): hense me unblocking you today and starting to yalk
Art Newt MD (12:36:28 AM): orly
Art Newt MD (12:36:38 AM): you had me blocked!?
Art Newt MD (12:36:43 AM): what the fuck man
animalike (12:36:47 AM): i blocked everyone yesterday because i was pissed , well not blocked deleted
Art Newt MD (12:36:51 AM): we had that big convo about changing your name
Art Newt MD (12:36:54 AM): you DELETED ME
animalike (12:36:58 AM): lol?
Art Newt MD (12:36:59 AM): you're not a friend
animalike (12:37:02 AM): whatr!
animalike (12:37:11 AM): are you being serious
Art Newt MD (12:37:14 AM): you're such a damn jerk to me
Art Newt MD (12:37:16 AM): to all of us
animalike (12:37:20 AM): ????
Art Newt MD (12:37:23 AM): we caw in brotherhood and you fuckin delete us and shit
Art Newt MD (12:37:25 AM): who does that
Art Newt MD (12:37:27 AM): assholes and brats
animalike (12:37:30 AM): dude their is no us
animalike (12:37:39 AM): i only talk to you and pube
Art Newt MD (12:37:59 AM): we caw at you in chats, we even try to just talk about skating but you basically say "screw you" everytime with your actions
Art Newt MD (12:38:07 AM): then i find out you blocked me and delete me and shit
Art Newt MD (12:38:08 AM): for no reason
animalike (12:38:11 AM): dude that was old times i really need to go man
Art Newt MD (12:38:11 AM): no friend does this
animalike (12:38:12 AM): goodnight
animalike returned at 12:38:18 AM.
animalike signed off at 12:38:18 AM.
animalike is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
animalike signed on at 12:38:50 AM.
animalike (12:40:41 AM): ...
animalike (12:42:12 AM): could you please hack that twitter form e
Art Newt MD (12:42:19 AM): yeah i think i got it already
Art Newt MD (12:42:22 AM): but twitter is being weird
animalike (12:42:53 AM): yeah
animalike (12:43:02 AM): alright word man later! <333333333333
animalike signed off at 12:43:06 AM.
animalike is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: wake and bacon on June 22, 2009, 05:43:27 PM
i got halfway through and had to stop. this kid is seriously fucking stupid and if he thinks deleting a thread will solve his e-problems, he's dumb as shit.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: wake and bacon on June 22, 2009, 05:44:02 PM
and the fact that he has 'e-problems' is even dumber.

edit: i re-read it and im so glad i did, seeing that "could you hack the twitter for me" after all of that was great.

i hope this stems developmental problems for him, just please don't kill anyone, just stay in a basement all your life, be that kind of psychopath
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Watson on June 22, 2009, 06:27:29 PM
Holy fuck you guys, can't a guy just flick some tits in peace? Give the kid a break.

I'm so glad I played a role in all of this.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: ice nine on June 22, 2009, 06:32:57 PM
its really not as funny when the people making fun of someone are just as big of losers. leave it to brooklyn
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Watson on June 22, 2009, 06:39:59 PM
DM: You definitely have a lot more dedication to Animalike, which in result makes it the most popular one out there as far as our scene of skaters in R.I. What do you think of all the other blogger's out there trying to follow your path? not to mention any names.
NR: I've explained this many times to many people. Blogging is taking photos, or writing a diary via web. I really just recently chose to take photos from the day to day sessions and give funny descriptions for them. I don't care if you get a blog, but when you decide to, don't fucking steal my ideas..please.

I love how they talk about how popular his blog is and he explains what blogging is and how he posts pictures and gives "funny" descriptions to them and asks people not to steal his ideas.

Did you guys go to his blog?!

www.animalike.blogspot.com
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: nolliefeebs on June 22, 2009, 06:54:15 PM
i agree with stagefright, you guys are twice his age. watson would kill his best friend for a blu-ray disc version of menikmati
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: kilgore. on June 22, 2009, 07:00:19 PM
i agree with stagefright, you guys are twice his age. watson would kill his best friend for a blu-ray disc version of menikmati

ughhhhhhhh go awayyy.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: scootboard on June 22, 2009, 07:02:32 PM
i agree with stagefright, you guys are twice his age

and youre like twice his size
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Watson on June 22, 2009, 07:05:04 PM
watson would kill his best friend for a blu-ray disc version of menikmati

Ahahahahahahahah worst insult ever.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: nolliefeebs on June 22, 2009, 07:05:43 PM
it wasnt an insult, you 30-something canuck mong
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Watson on June 22, 2009, 07:05:56 PM
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j52/biggwatt/NetLurkFffffff.jpg)
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Watson on June 22, 2009, 07:06:38 PM
you 30-something canuck mong

Ahahahah still killin it.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: kilgore. on June 22, 2009, 07:12:51 PM
actually, thanks for showin' up gest. now we can make fun of two faggots in one thread.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: nolliefeebs on June 22, 2009, 07:17:48 PM
thank you kilgore, knowing you are still here lets me know that im not the worst dude on the boards
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 22, 2009, 07:39:25 PM
Gest, remember when I made you focus?  How does it feel to know you went out on a post fail and more importantly an estrogen (and fat) filled GWB-esque mental collape?  I guess I should be asking these in the interview thread you made about yourself.



Before I post Volumes III and IV of The Chronicles of Net Lurk (which are both 100 times better than the previous two) I might post the prequel to all volumes - the original Net Lurk convo.  The one in which he tells me how I don't skate if I don't have footy.  I can't decide.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: nolliefeebs on June 22, 2009, 07:42:42 PM
maybe you should let everyone know who you were/are before you made the account you use now
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 22, 2009, 07:55:34 PM
Gest, what are you talking about?  I would love to know who you think I am/was.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Watson on June 22, 2009, 08:02:12 PM
Expand Quote
i agree with stagefright, you guys are twice his age. watson would kill his best friend for a blu-ray disc version of menikmati
[close]
fuck man, i'd kill my best friend and rape his sister in the asshole for blu-ray disc version of menikmati.

I don't need no fuckin blu-ray disc to bribe me to rape my buddy's sister! What happened to rape for the sheer thrill of it?!
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: wake and bacon on June 22, 2009, 10:41:12 PM
people said fuck it once they discovered open wound sex
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: CigaretteBeer on June 22, 2009, 11:16:59 PM
Hi gest. You are a fat, uninteresting human being. Bye
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 22, 2009, 11:46:31 PM
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4661/netlurkbirth.jpg)
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: nolliefeebs on June 22, 2009, 11:52:36 PM
Hi gest. You are a fat, uninteresting human being. Bye
post up that video of you killing the flatbar in your driveway
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 23, 2009, 12:52:03 AM
Behold

The Chronicles of Net Lurk: Volume III



animalike (11:04:50 PM): yo
Art Newt MD (11:04:59 PM): hey
animalike (11:12:09 PM): man are you in on cigberrs twitter
animalike (11:12:30 PM): your layughing at my twitter on slap
animalike (11:12:34 PM): i thought yo uwere on my side
Art Newt MD (11:12:36 PM): are you asking me because i posted the net lurk twitter thing about koston
animalike (11:12:45 PM): yes
Art Newt MD (11:12:48 PM): dude the koston thing is funny, face it, it has nothing to do with siding with anyone
animalike (11:12:49 PM): thats fucked up
Art Newt MD (11:13:08 PM): if it was actually you it wouldnt be funny
Art Newt MD (11:13:16 PM): but it's some fake twitter and he replied to it
animalike (11:13:33 PM): but weanhjrsfd
animalike (11:13:35 PM): dude
Art Newt MD (11:13:54 PM): i didnt mean it bad towards you
animalike (11:13:59 PM): man..
animalike (11:14:04 PM): your only making it worse
Art Newt MD (11:14:10 PM): you just gotta lighten up
animalike (11:14:21 PM): on that twitter he keeps mentioning your name
animalike (11:14:28 PM): so i think your telling him everything im telling you
animalike (11:14:46 PM): i am lightend up until i come home to this shit
animalike (11:15:00 PM): whatever man
Art Newt MD (11:15:02 PM): you got no reason to be down about it, it's no biggie at all
Art Newt MD (11:15:13 PM): i lost my fucking wallet, i have a real reason to be upset and i have a cooler head than you
Art Newt MD (11:15:15 PM): you need to chill
animalike (11:15:17 PM): now koston hates me for some dumb shit he said
Art Newt MD (11:15:24 PM): koston doesnt hate you
animalike (11:15:28 PM): ok...i cant read
Art Newt MD (11:15:28 PM): he doesnt even know who you are
animalike (11:15:37 PM): it says NICK RIX on that damn twitter fool
animalike (11:15:41 PM): how doesnt he know?
Art Newt MD (11:15:42 PM): goddamn it net lurk
Art Newt MD (11:15:53 PM): you're acting like you're some famous ass dude
Art Newt MD (11:16:11 PM): koston would never fucking remember something so minor and trivial
animalike (11:16:19 PM): i will never get hooked up in the industry if im having tim embaress me
Art Newt MD (11:16:21 PM): he would remember some random kid at a demo over this
Art Newt MD (11:16:32 PM): you have got to be fucking with me
animalike (11:16:37 PM): im being dead ass
animalike (11:16:53 PM): i have awesome fucking days and i come home to this shit
animalike (11:16:59 PM): i dont know who to trust anymore
Art Newt MD (11:17:10 PM): you're the only person who would be this upset over something so small
Art Newt MD (11:17:24 PM): and it has nothing to do with the "industry" and your future as a pro skater or wtf ever you want to do
animalike (11:17:38 PM): dude hes hitting up pros on twitter saying embaressing stupid shit i would never say
Art Newt MD (11:20:31 PM): if you can let a good day be ruined by something like this then you have problems you need to worry about those before you deal with not being hooked up in the skate industry over tweets
animalike (11:21:04 PM): i cant belive this is still gooing on
Art Newt MD (11:21:06 PM): if the twitter was named Tim do you think it would ruin his chances of getting hooked up? no. you're just taking this too personal
animalike (11:21:10 PM): what the fuck did i ever do to tim
Art Newt MD (11:21:18 PM): you wouldn't back down on your lying story
Art Newt MD (11:21:19 PM): you know this
animalike (11:21:25 PM): hes like 50
animalike (11:21:29 PM): he could care less
Art Newt MD (11:21:29 PM): tim is not fucking 50
Art Newt MD (11:21:33 PM): he's like 26
animalike (11:21:37 PM): does fucking coke for a living with his mom
Art Newt MD (11:21:39 PM): and you care more than anyone i've ever met
animalike (11:21:41 PM): and fat chicks
animalike (11:21:48 PM): going no where in live
animalike (11:21:49 PM): life
Art Newt MD (11:21:58 PM): he seems happy to me
animalike (11:22:14 PM): becuase he likes making me misrable
animalike (11:22:18 PM): whatever
animalike (11:22:20 PM): im over slap
animalike (11:22:21 PM): forever
Art Newt MD (11:22:28 PM): im sorry to hear that man
animalike (11:22:45 PM): some fool made a topic on slap from what i didnt say
animalike (11:22:52 PM): im a fucking embaressment because of tim
animalike (11:22:58 PM): you dont understand
animalike (11:23:10 PM): ill be back in a few years
animalike (11:23:16 PM): peace
animalike signed off at 11:23:18 PM
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: James Joyce on June 23, 2009, 02:04:10 AM

animalike (11:16:19 PM): i will never get hooked up in the industry if im having tim embaress me


I know Net Lurk is lurking this thread so I hope he reads this. As a rep for Deluxe distribution we see a lot of sponsor me tapes and youtube links along our way. He's totally right in the fact we keep tabs on prospective sponseree's. After seeing this thread, the staff at Deluxe can catergorically say that you sir will never be in anyway affilated with us due to your inane and childish attitude. A link of this thread is at present making the rounds to associates and friends of the companies so rest assured Net Lurk's not going to get anywhere in the skateboard industry.

regards
Anonymous Deluxe Employee
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Watson on June 23, 2009, 07:20:52 AM
animalike (11:21:10 PM): what the fuck did i ever do to tim
animalike (11:21:25 PM): hes like 50
animalike (11:21:37 PM): does fucking coke for a living with his mom

Wow! What a job!
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: wake and bacon on June 23, 2009, 07:26:13 AM
hahahaha oh my god it did get better
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: wake and bacon on June 23, 2009, 07:34:56 AM
animalike (11:15:17 PM): now koston hates me for some dumb shit he said

(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/9667/lurkq.jpg)
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: lurk daddy on June 23, 2009, 07:51:14 AM
kids never gonna swipe his v card
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: crest on June 23, 2009, 07:54:14 AM
pudgy kook
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: CigaretteBeer on June 23, 2009, 11:12:43 AM
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Hi gest. You are a fat, uninteresting human being. Bye
[close]
post up that video of you killing the flatbar in your driveway

This one fat ass?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-f7yde3nhQ

p.s. I'm wearing those weirdo clothes at the end because it was halloween. It was a last minute David Bowie costume
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on June 23, 2009, 12:14:52 PM
I have to be awake in 5 hours, but I'm seriously considering not going to bed just to wait for volumes III and IV.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: wake and bacon on June 23, 2009, 12:21:07 PM
vol III is up ^
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on June 23, 2009, 01:23:02 PM
I don't know how I missed that. Dear god.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: jrock on June 23, 2009, 03:19:10 PM
so what does Nick Rix have to say about all of this?  has he made an official statement?  is he in seclusion in his mansion?  where's he at?
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 23, 2009, 06:38:29 PM
Volume IV up soon

In Volume IV our friend, Net Lurk, shows his skills in the art of freaking out when Cigbeer posts a convo (what is now known as Volume III) into Temp Gnar for a short amount of time.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: ChildofGeppetto on June 23, 2009, 07:20:19 PM
am i the only one who finds it creepy that this dude spends hours chatting online with some teenage boy he met online???
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: featuring on June 23, 2009, 07:25:28 PM
Nope, I didn't understand that part either. This kid seems like an easy target to pick on, and sounds kooky as fuck but what's the point of all of this?
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Pelican on June 23, 2009, 07:33:52 PM
its about teaching life lessons through positive, yet gnarly male role modeling and gentle massage.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 23, 2009, 08:07:21 PM
The Chronicles of Net Lurk: Volume IV

Part 1

animalike (5:38:15 PM): remember when billy got bummed i was making fun of myself in the chat
animalike (5:38:26 PM): maybe if i just do that they will get bummed
animalike (5:38:30 PM): idk i dont feel like it tho
Art Newt MD (5:39:10 PM): that might work
Art Newt MD (5:39:25 PM): right now they're laughing at the net lurk twitter, if you think it's funny to they'll think it's not bothering you and hate on it
animalike (5:39:26 PM): i dont even care anymore
animalike (5:39:47 PM): everyone is stil llaughing but ok
animalike (5:39:50 PM): and everyone thinks its me
animalike (5:39:52 PM): i want it gone
animalike (5:40:39 PM): haha should i start a topic?
animalike (5:40:47 PM): i just want to get rid of it, wtf
Art Newt MD (5:41:02 PM): idk if you should start a topic or just post in that koston thread
animalike (5:43:41 PM): alright what should i say
Art Newt MD (5:44:01 PM): fuck, let's think of something
Art Newt MD (5:44:16 PM): for sure you should probably quote some stufff in the thread and crack up over it
animalike (5:44:39 PM): likeeeeeeee
Art Newt MD (5:44:51 PM): dudes on slap want to laugh at the twitter, not with it, so if you're laughing too then they'll be laughing with it and start hating on it
animalike (5:45:54 PM): dude help me
animalike (5:45:57 PM): i jus put ahah
Art Newt MD (5:46:12 PM): damn dude I would hahahahahaaha that shit
Art Newt MD (5:46:18 PM): bring the Ha's to their face
animalike (5:48:35 PM): help me delete his twitter
Art Newt MD (5:49:19 PM): i tried the password "caw" and it didnt work
animalike (5:50:15 PM): me too
animalike (5:50:32 PM): i tried CAW!!!
animalike (5:50:56 PM): but...didnt work
Art Newt MD (5:51:57 PM): maybe it has an 8 letter minimum
Art Newt MD (5:52:35 PM): i would try CAWWWWWW
animalike (5:52:45 PM): idk man thts not funny no more haha
Art Newt MD (5:53:55 PM): hmm
Art Newt MD (5:54:55 PM): did tim find out your new blogspot?
animalike (5:54:59 PM): nope
Art Newt MD (5:55:02 PM): awesome
animalike (5:55:04 PM): hahah that fool is prabably so bummed
animalike (5:55:18 PM): ceeymar was feeding him information
Art Newt MD (5:55:41 PM): really?
Art Newt MD (5:55:42 PM): ceey was?
animalike (5:55:51 PM): yep
animalike (5:55:57 PM): he kept commenting my facebook status
animalike (5:56:00 PM): sayin flick tits
animalike (5:56:03 PM): so i deleted him
animalike (5:56:08 PM): and then there was a post aobut it on slap
animalike (5:56:09 PM): so..
Art Newt MD (5:56:59 PM): that is a pretty weird coincidence
animalike (5:57:30 PM): unless hes the one doing it
animalike (5:57:32 PM): but i doubt it
Art Newt MD (5:57:44 PM): ceey's a really nice dude, i dont think he's doing it
animalike (5:58:32 PM): you're doing it..
Art Newt MD (5:59:20 PM): why would you say that
animalike (5:59:35 PM): i don't know
animalike (5:59:37 PM): just guessing
animalike (5:59:56 PM): it doesnt matter whos doing it
animalike (6:00:04 PM): its fucking tim man
animalike (6:00:10 PM): they have my personal information
animalike (6:00:15 PM): watson does know where i liv
animalike (6:00:24 PM): i just want it gone
animalike (6:00:25 PM): now
animalike (6:00:31 PM): i cant take it no more haha
animalike (6:00:36 PM): you have to do something
Art Newt MD (6:00:47 PM): keep laughing about it on slap to ruin their fun
animalike (6:00:52 PM): your the only one that gots my back
Art Newt MD (6:01:12 PM): im messaging tim
animalike (6:01:14 PM): laughing isnt goin to do nothing
Art Newt MD (6:01:15 PM): he's not replying right now
animalike (6:01:24 PM): dont tell tim anyh pesonal information
Art Newt MD (6:01:55 PM): i bet if you made a post on slap saying your story was a lie he would take it down
Art Newt MD (6:02:03 PM): that's what started him and everyone messing with you
animalike (6:02:09 PM): dude.
animalike (6:02:16 PM): boyan
animalike (6:02:20 PM): poste dmy youtube video
Art Newt MD (6:02:36 PM): where!
animalike (6:02:44 PM): that thread
animalike (6:02:47 PM): someone said whos netlurk
Art Newt MD (6:03:03 PM): dude that might help you
animalike (6:03:17 PM): no.
animalike (6:03:26 PM): how the fuck does he know thats me man
Art Newt MD (6:03:34 PM): you posted it in post you skating
Art Newt MD (6:03:40 PM): be probably remembers
animalike (6:03:45 PM): i deleted it a while ago
Art Newt MD (6:03:51 PM): why man?
animalike (6:04:05 PM): becuase man i dont want my shit on yotuube
animalike (6:04:22 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVLI8s6ypY4&feature=channel_page
Art Newt MD (6:04:45 PM): WHY IS IT NAMED TIT FLICK!
animalike (6:04:58 PM): i changed it haha
animalike (6:05:01 PM): i just deleted it anyways
animalike (6:05:11 PM): ill upload it some other time
animalike (6:05:16 PM): when this cools down
animalike (6:05:19 PM): i cant take this shit no more
Art Newt MD (6:07:03 PM): damn man
animalike (6:10:07 PM): dudeeeeee
Art Newt MD (6:10:12 PM): what
Art Newt MD (6:10:32 PM): did he twitter again?
animalike (6:11:00 PM): ewnsdhgd
animalike (6:11:03 PM): fuck this man
animalike (6:11:09 PM): i hate life
Art Newt MD (6:11:24 PM): dude you got too much to look forward to to care about this shit
Art Newt MD (6:11:46 PM): you got your board and your bros and you passed drivers ed and can look forward to driving some day
animalike (6:12:54 PM): not helping..
Art Newt MD (6:15:00 PM): sorry
animalike (6:15:16 PM): i cant belive this is still going on for no reason
Art Newt MD (6:16:03 PM): just admit the story was exaggerated, or take less heat and pretend you lied about the entire thing
animalike (6:23:45 PM): help me
Art Newt MD (6:25:30 PM): if tim would stop if you posted that you lied in that story would you do it?
animalike (6:25:51 PM): um yeah
animalike (6:25:56 PM): idk dude
animalike (6:26:02 PM): or you could just tell him to fucking stop
animalike (6:26:06 PM): i really didnt fucking lie man
animalike (6:26:11 PM): i told you what happend
Art Newt MD (6:26:16 PM): you told me a different story than what you posted
animalike (6:26:24 PM): ok but it wasnt a whole lie
Art Newt MD (6:26:31 PM): i know, so just tell them the truth
animalike (6:26:37 PM): cant you tel hjim to juststop
animalike (6:27:02 PM): whatgever fucking everything and everyone at slap
Art Newt MD (6:27:47 PM): ain't no thing man
animalike (6:27:53 PM): WHATEVER DUDE
Art Newt MD (6:27:59 PM): damn dont caps lock me
animalike (6:28:09 PM): your trying really really hard to help but your really not doing nothing
animalike (6:28:18 PM): and tim keeps iming me
animalike (6:28:21 PM): pissing me off
Art Newt MD (6:28:22 PM): fine, ill fuck off then
animalike (6:28:32 PM): its not that, your a damn nice dude
animalike (6:28:43 PM): but i think someone with authority should be able to do dsomehting about it
animalike (6:28:50 PM): ludesandredwine: i seriously don't run that thing
Art Newt MD (6:29:36 PM): maybe someone who lurks slap is running it
Art Newt MD (6:29:49 PM): why would koston only reply to you and no one else
Art Newt MD (6:29:53 PM): maybe it is koston
animalike (6:30:31 PM): word.. yeah thanks..
Art Newt MD (6:32:12 PM): well he posted that slap was forum for cowards making fun of it
Art Newt MD (6:32:19 PM): i just thought it was a possibility
animalike (6:33:01 PM): no.
Art Newt MD (6:33:49 PM): ok
Art Newt MD (6:34:10 PM): if you're old enough to pass drivers ed you are old enough to tough this thing out no prob
animalike (6:34:27 PM): i like going to slap
animalike (6:34:35 PM): i donmt want to be hated everytime i log in
animalike (6:34:44 PM): i dont want to log into bullshit
Art Newt MD (6:35:08 PM): say "you win tim" and focus and then make a new one and not tell anyone it's you
Art Newt MD (6:37:43 PM): man you're not willing to admit you exaggerated your story
Art Newt MD (6:37:46 PM): just like he wont back down either
Art Newt MD (6:38:17 PM): if you want something sometimes you have to give in a little
animalike (6:39:39 PM): i told hjim the truth
Art Newt MD (6:41:30 PM): good, you might have a chance to slow him down now
Art Newt MD (6:49:03 PM): im going to go
Art Newt MD (6:49:08 PM): good luck with everything
animalike (6:49:13 PM): he said he forgives me
animalike (6:49:17 PM): but i think hes just kidding
Art Newt MD (6:51:13 PM): he might have forgiven you, i must go though, i will ttyl
animalike (6:51:19 PM): later
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 23, 2009, 08:48:49 PM
The Chronicles of Net Lurk: Volume IV

Part 2



animalike (8:10:33 PM): ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
Art Newt MD (8:10:42 PM): what?
animalike (8:11:04 PM): OMFG
Art Newt MD (8:11:08 PM): what!
animalike (8:11:09 PM): YOU SENT CIG BEER OUR CONVO
Art Newt MD (8:11:13 PM): dumbass
animalike (8:11:17 PM): AND HE POSTED IT IN THE NET LUKR THREAD
Art Newt MD (8:11:24 PM): FUCK
animalike (8:11:32 PM): OMFG
animalike (8:11:34 PM): FUCK DUDE
animalike (8:11:40 PM): I SAID ILL NEVER GET ANYWHERE IN THE INDUSTRY
animalike (8:11:43 PM): FUCK FUCK FUCK
animalike (8:11:49 PM): DUDE GET HIM TO DELETE THAT PLEASE DUDE
animalike (8:11:50 PM): FUCK FUCK
animalike (8:11:54 PM): WHOLY FUCK
animalike (8:11:55 PM): IM SO FUCKED
Art Newt MD (8:12:10 PM): let me get him to talk to me
animalike (8:12:16 PM): DUDE
animalike (8:12:17 PM): FUCK
animalike (8:12:20 PM): GET HIM TO TAKE THAT DOWN MAN
animalike (8:12:20 PM): FUCK
Art Newt MD (8:12:31 PM): im hittin him up he's not talking though yet
animalike (8:13:09 PM): YOU SENT HIM THAT SHIT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
animalike (8:13:12 PM): FUCK FUCK FUCK
Art Newt MD (8:13:34 PM): he's not responding
animalike (8:13:59 PM): DUDE
animalike (8:14:01 PM): i
animalike (8:14:01 PM): am
animalike (8:14:02 PM): so
animalike (8:14:03 PM): fucked
animalike (8:14:11 PM): i need that shit deleted before everoyne reads it
animalike (8:14:16 PM): i will forver be an embaresment
animalike (8:14:20 PM): why the fuck did you send him that maqn!@
animalike (8:15:05 PM): im fucked for life dude
Art Newt MD (8:15:06 PM): i told you earlier
animalike (8:15:14 PM): HE JUST POSTED IT
animalike (8:15:28 PM): just becuase you told him earlier doesn tmean you told me you fucked me over so fucking bad
Art Newt MD (8:15:33 PM): no you're not, you're young man, everyone gets shit in their way early on and you will overcome it all man
animalike (8:15:48 PM): man im sick of that shit
animalike (8:15:52 PM): your fine your fine
animalike (8:15:55 PM): but im really not
Art Newt MD (8:16:01 PM): the president can say dumb shit man
animalike (8:16:05 PM): you sent him that convo and he posted that shit on slap
Art Newt MD (8:16:09 PM): everyone says dumb shit and everyone forgives them
animalike (8:16:13 PM): dide im fucked
animalike (8:16:14 PM): so fucked
animalike (8:16:15 PM): fuck
animalike (8:16:16 PM): FUCK MAN FUCK
animalike (8:16:19 PM): fuck
animalike (8:16:19 PM): fuck
Art Newt MD (8:16:19 PM): you're not fucked calm down
animalike (8:16:20 PM): fuck
animalike (8:16:21 PM): fuck
animalike (8:16:21 PM): fuck
Art Newt MD (8:16:24 PM): temp gnar is not public
animalike (8:16:27 PM): dude i cant belive you did this
animalike (8:16:31 PM): why the fuck
animalike (8:16:35 PM): are you fucked in the head
animalike (8:16:41 PM): i need to get out of this situation now
Art Newt MD (8:16:49 PM): let me talk to him he's back online
animalike (8:16:53 PM): omfg
animalike (8:19:02 PM): i wouldn t care but did i go "i will never make it in the industry"
animalike (8:19:10 PM): how embaressing
animalike (8:19:18 PM): can i trust anything i tell you fufckw
animalike (8:19:19 PM): dsh
Art Newt MD (8:19:21 PM): well if that's how you really  felt
animalike (8:19:30 PM): i was talking to you because i trustd you
Art Newt MD (8:19:38 PM): were you just fucking with me when you said that or were you serious?
Art Newt MD (8:19:42 PM): you said you were serious
Art Newt MD (8:19:53 PM): skate for fun man, let the other stuff come later on
animalike (8:20:07 PM): i know but im just saying in that fucking convo i said that
animalike (8:20:12 PM): get him to take that down now
animalike (8:20:18 PM): man do something about it pleas eplease please
Art Newt MD (8:20:21 PM): IM TRYING
Art Newt MD (8:20:26 PM): please breathe deep and calm down
animalike (8:21:56 PM): RIP netlurk
Art Newt MD (8:22:05 PM): just breathe deep man
animalike signed off at 8:22:16 PM.

The End.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: snickers on June 23, 2009, 09:13:25 PM
Doctor Newton, paging Doctor Newton, please post some of the epic group chats we had with him!
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: bentmode on June 23, 2009, 09:25:15 PM
skuffed up, i see you. squatting up in the thread. you better pay some rent boi.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: kilgore. on June 23, 2009, 09:26:40 PM
skuffed up, i see you. squatting up in the thread. you better pay some rent boi.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Watson on June 23, 2009, 09:40:17 PM
"animalike (6:00:15 PM): watson does know where i liv"

What the fuck?!

I actually feel sorry for this kid. Even though I started the whole thing I feel bad for him.... kinda.

It's about listening to people and not kooking out even harder when people are giving you a hard time. Seriously Lurk, if you had just laughed with it instead of having a mental breakdown due to Slap Pal disapproval, it would have all blown over.

Come back, it's all good. The lesson's been taught, and hopefully it's been learned. Let's all be friends again.  ;)
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: James Joyce on June 23, 2009, 09:45:00 PM
James Joyce, skuffed up, rfox and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: net lurk on June 23, 2009, 09:52:20 PM
i tried being "friends" with all of you, Newt and Cig especially.  i don't know what i ever did to them (and if i did say something bad i apologized for it eventually and that's a fact) i re-read the conversations and realized i sounded ridiculous, I almost believe when i read them that i didn't even say any of that. if the lesson was realizing how stupid i was acting and how much i was overreacting for no reason then yeah, i learned.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Prison Wallet on June 23, 2009, 09:56:47 PM
Hey Rawb give this kid some lessons on not giving a fuck and giving a big fuck you to everyone dicking around with him on Slap.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: kilgore. on June 24, 2009, 09:21:50 AM
dis shit is grimey reetahded
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Allen. on June 24, 2009, 10:09:17 AM
i tried being "friends" with all of you, Newt and Cig especially.  i don't know what i ever did to them (and if i did say something bad i apologized for it eventually and that's a fact) i re-read the conversations and realized i sounded ridiculous, I almost believe when i read them that i didn't even say any of that. if the lesson was realizing how stupid i was acting and how much i was overreacting for no reason then yeah, i learned.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: wake and bacon on June 24, 2009, 12:42:10 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: danker on June 24, 2009, 01:07:01 PM
He said some stupid stuff so does everyone. Im sure hes a normal kid in real life
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: wake and bacon on June 24, 2009, 02:42:33 PM
it's really how he reacted to the responses he got for saying stupid shit that makes it lulz worthy
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: CigaretteBeer on June 26, 2009, 06:54:15 PM
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn41/aNimaliver/hiiiihater.jpg)
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn41/aNimaliver/hiiiihater.jpg)
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn41/aNimaliver/hiiiihater.jpg)
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn41/aNimaliver/hiiiihater.jpg)

Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Bipsmound on June 26, 2009, 07:44:10 PM
This whole thing is super similar to that filmer guy a while back who posted pics of him humping a chick on here.  Focusing your "skate career" on slap is pretty damn entertaining.  No pity to sine on your runie kine.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: bosnianslut on July 01, 2009, 03:46:16 PM
animalike (12:09:49 AM): so who do you fucking live with?!

he obviously wants to become your close friend
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: BriDen on July 01, 2009, 07:36:13 PM
yo skuffed up where u frmo ill come take a road trip to your state you can show me some spots and i will teach you how to skate and take you to some bars and teach yall how to be a man

He's gonna roll up in this.
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff19/briden108/958966.jpg)
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Watson on July 01, 2009, 11:16:42 PM
This whole thing is super similar to that filmer guy a while back who posted pics of him humping a chick on here.

Pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Perfection on July 02, 2009, 02:01:35 AM
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This whole thing is super similar to that filmer guy a while back who posted pics of him humping a chick on here.
[close]

Pics or it didn't happen.

His account was ET253 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&action=profile;u=7135) and he looked like this:

(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/889/et253.jpg)

The link to the original image of him "humping a chick" is down, but Sleazy posted a modified version of it later on:

(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6787/distractionyz8.jpg)

i call this one "distraction"

Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Watson on July 02, 2009, 07:08:34 AM
Damnit. Too much cock.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Narcissus on July 02, 2009, 09:13:38 AM
hahahaha
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Narcissus on July 02, 2009, 09:18:52 AM
Also, just for the record, there ain't nothing wrong with a high school skate rat flicking the tits (?) of a high school special lady friend, but posting her picture on the internet and lying about the tit flicking (?) is pretty wack. Show a little class, Flick Rix.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Narcissus on July 02, 2009, 10:48:12 AM
and finally:

<img src=http://bp3.blogger.com/_VSQmfen-5og/R6pmmbNG_uI/AAAAAAAAAdE/u6_sV3OD0P4/s400/flick.jpg>
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Watson on July 02, 2009, 04:58:12 PM
Also, just for the record, there ain't nothing wrong with a high school skate rat flicking the tits (?) of a high school special lady friend, but posting her picture on the internet and lying about the tit flicking (?) is pretty wack. Show a little class, Flick Rix.

No no no no no you misread the whole thing! He DIDN'T have time to flick her tits!
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Dr. Newton on July 02, 2009, 07:07:21 PM
What  a bunch of faggots
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: snickers on September 07, 2009, 02:39:42 AM
tit flick
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: starvingrobot on September 07, 2009, 02:44:01 AM
I just moved south a bit to Warwick, RI.  Hopefully I'll see netlurk around the local parks and get some pics of him, I heard they're goin for $100 a pop.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Gomez on September 08, 2009, 11:01:47 PM
i was pretty surprised at how terrible this was considering all that shit he talked about people on here not skating or sucking at skating.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB-Z5GRp89Y
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: snickers on September 09, 2009, 12:11:47 AM
OMG 2 FOOT ACID DROP INTO A MELLOW BANK!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!1111!!!!!!!!!1
(http://i26.tinypic.com/16kar2f.png)
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Watson on September 09, 2009, 07:12:52 AM
Ahahaha no wonder he was so worried about Koston banning him from the industry. He's got a bright future in professional boardsliding and switch rocks.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: danker on September 09, 2009, 08:35:14 AM
there is a hidden lurker in this thread? how do you make your profile hidden.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 09, 2009, 09:36:31 AM
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Hi gest. You are a fat, uninteresting human being. Bye
[close]
post up that video of you killing the flatbar in your driveway
[close]

This one fat ass?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-f7yde3nhQ

p.s. I'm wearing those weirdo clothes at the end because it was halloween. It was a last minute David Bowie costume
Fuck dude, this kid is on Satori and you're not even hooked up? just on style points alone that was better then his board slide skimmers on a ledge. Ron Allen must be toking cocaine blunts
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: GnarlesManson on September 09, 2009, 11:17:12 AM
that video of nick rix made me feel good about myself
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: snickers on September 10, 2009, 02:25:01 AM
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that video of nick rix made me feel good about myself
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: starvingrobot on September 10, 2009, 02:52:13 AM
that video of nick rix made me feel good about myself

god damn aint that the truth
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: rob2 on September 10, 2009, 10:04:11 AM

Art Newt MD (11:16:11 PM): koston would never fucking remember something so minor and trivial
animalike (11:16:19 PM): i will never get hooked up in the industry if im having tim embaress me


Can this thread please be bumped monthly so that koston and the industry never forget
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Nautical J on September 16, 2009, 06:59:08 PM
this thread was incredibly entertaining/ bump
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Bantam on September 18, 2009, 10:17:42 AM
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Art Newt MD (11:16:11 PM): koston would never fucking remember something so minor and trivial
animalike (11:16:19 PM): i will never get hooked up in the industry if im having tim embaress me

[close]

Can this thread please be bumped monthly so that koston and the industry never forget

Amen
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Bantam on September 20, 2009, 01:15:00 PM
New Net Lurk photos courtesy of Boyan

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2276/2375441806_72cc093947_o.jpg)


These two weren't posting so here's the links -

http://www.flickr.com/photos/darwinlam/3674664554

http://www.flickr.com/photos/darwinlam/3135969643

Also courtesy of Boyan, Slap's favorite Belgian is Nick Rix's facebook -

http://www.facebook.com/nick.rix?ref=search&sid=577198076.41042216..1

Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: thieveslikeus on September 20, 2009, 01:17:55 PM
god damn. the resurgence of flannel lately is reaching it's maximum height. every kid at your school has to have one these days
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Flume on September 20, 2009, 07:47:49 PM
some new footage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKJwHtoVw_w
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: UncleBobo on September 20, 2009, 09:39:53 PM
harsh
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: reyes on September 20, 2009, 10:48:01 PM
New Net Lurk photos courtesy of Boyan

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2276/2375441806_72cc093947_o.jpg)


These two weren't posting so here's the links -

http://www.flickr.com/photos/darwinlam/3674664554

http://www.flickr.com/photos/darwinlam/3135969643

Also courtesy of Boyan, Slap's favorite Belgian is Nick Rix's facebook -

http://www.facebook.com/nick.rix?ref=search&sid=577198076.41042216..1


so cute , andy milonakis with his shades on
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: jrock on September 20, 2009, 11:20:39 PM
he kind of looks like a chubby michael cera
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Paper Crane on September 21, 2009, 01:57:38 AM
trust fund kid.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: 420 on September 21, 2009, 08:34:57 AM
OMG 2 FOOT ACID DROP INTO A MELLOW BANK!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!1111!!!!!!!!!1
(http://i26.tinypic.com/16kar2f.png)

I lol'd proper
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: DevilOnEnzyte on September 21, 2009, 10:55:02 AM
Well that's 5 pages of pure gold
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Tico on September 21, 2009, 02:23:19 PM
(http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu212/heghsdfhsfh/nicko.gif)
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: wake and bacon on September 21, 2009, 02:36:02 PM
gnarliest hill bomb of his life
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Bipsmound on September 21, 2009, 02:46:48 PM
Can someone for the love of god throw a pink cowboy hat in that gif.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Bantam on September 21, 2009, 04:56:42 PM
Both Nick Rix accounts, Skuffed Up (his Pal account) and Variation (his new one), have focused...but I do hope he is still lurking to see himself immortalized in that spectacular gif.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: kilgore. on September 21, 2009, 04:59:59 PM
Can someone for the love of god throw a pink cowboy hat in that gif.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: carbonite on September 21, 2009, 06:35:04 PM
this thread was incredibly entertaining

indeed; one of the many examples of how slap is, like guile said, often more entertaining than a multimilliondollar movie

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Post by: Gomez on September 21, 2009, 08:03:42 PM
some new footage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKJwHtoVw_w
three minutes into that video, i fell asleep in my computer chair, awoke just long enough to crawl to the futon a foot away from me, then slept for the last like three hours. i don't recall being tired before hand.
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Post by: Boston. on September 21, 2009, 10:17:10 PM
some new footage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKJwHtoVw_w
people defending him in the comments?
despicable
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Post by: jack burton on September 21, 2009, 11:28:32 PM
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some new footage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKJwHtoVw_w
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people defending him in the comments?
despicable

i dont get it? putting all the dumb shit aside from slap hes still not good? i dont understand how he could cry about how he was better than everyone else.
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Post by: EXTRA SPICY on September 22, 2009, 08:43:45 AM
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some new footage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKJwHtoVw_w
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people defending him in the comments?
despicable


i wonder if the john guy is bummed or hyped he shared a part with him?
he's not stellar, but in comparison to the fat kid, his part is watchable.
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Post by: rawbertson. on September 22, 2009, 12:14:23 PM
how old was this kid anyway ?
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Post by: boyan on September 22, 2009, 12:57:02 PM
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Post by: bosnianslut on September 22, 2009, 01:04:32 PM
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some new footage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKJwHtoVw_w
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people defending him in the comments?
despicable
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i wonder if the john guy is bummed or hyped he shared a part with him?
he's not stellar, but in comparison to the fat kid, his part is watchable.

35 comments and only one tit flick reference?!
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Foray on September 22, 2009, 01:39:21 PM
Poor Ryan Nix is gonna be forgotten after this one.
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Post by: Boston. on September 22, 2009, 02:28:13 PM
how old was this kid anyway ?
17/18
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: seagle on September 23, 2009, 12:35:28 AM
wow i feel too old for this and im 19..fuck for those who took part in fucking with this kid, you are truly sad slap fags.get over yourselves, you cant be much better than him if you take pride on bulling a kid online- thats a scum low life thing to do you spineless losers
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Post by: kilgore. on September 23, 2009, 12:41:57 AM
wow i feel too old for this and im 19..fuck for those who took part in fucking with this kid, you are truly sad slap fags.get over yourselves, you cant be much better than him if you take pride on bulling a kid online- thats a scum low life thing to do you spineless losers

damn you've totally got a great head on your shoulders. i'm faxing this straight to Tilt Mode Army headquarters, they want you in!
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Post by: seagle on September 23, 2009, 01:34:09 AM
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wow i feel too old for this and im 19..fuck for those who took part in fucking with this kid, you are truly sad slap fags.get over yourselves, you cant be much better than him if you take pride on bulling a kid online- thats a scum low life thing to do you spineless losers
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damn you've totally got a great head on your shoulders. i'm faxing this straight to Tilt Mode Army headquarters, they want you in!
is that your retaliation? really?...thats not even witty .. . . just sad
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: kevbo999 on September 23, 2009, 02:02:17 AM
Who's whitty?
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Post by: kilgore. on September 23, 2009, 02:46:29 AM
i think he's trying to say i'm not whitely?
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: seagle on September 23, 2009, 04:07:58 AM
wow the slap spellcheck
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: rawbertson. on September 23, 2009, 04:33:15 AM
yeah it is pretty immature of us to trick the kid into adding fake chicks to myspace etc. but the kid fucking does it to himself.  that is the best part. no one gives a shit about his stupid tit flick story, the fact that he thought koston and the industry would forever hate him for the shit was the best. you cant fabricate stuff like that, its the shit dreams are made of. it was also great how serious he took this message board. he was so bummed if someone on here ddint like him, but thats the thing, everyone here DID like him! they were just fucking with him.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: seagle on September 23, 2009, 04:44:47 AM
yeah it is pretty immature of us to trick the kid into adding fake chicks to myspace etc. but the kid fucking does it to himself.  that is the best part. no one gives a shit about his stupid tit flick story, the fact that he thought koston and the industry would forever hate him for the shit was the best. you cant fabricate stuff like that, its the shit dreams are made of. it was also great how serious he took this message board. he was so bummed if someone on here ddint like him, but thats the thing, everyone here DID like him! they were just fucking with him.
i understand your point, seems like a pretty emotional kid and it cant help a teens confidence to have 20+'s(and whose opinions he respects) ruin everything he cares about so dearly (slap) and for them to keep persisting is dear i say it pretty malicious "cyber bullying"
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Post by: GnArcIsSisTic on September 23, 2009, 04:56:56 AM
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yeah it is pretty immature of us to trick the kid into adding fake chicks to myspace etc. but the kid fucking does it to himself.  that is the best part. no one gives a shit about his stupid tit flick story, the fact that he thought koston and the industry would forever hate him for the shit was the best. you cant fabricate stuff like that, its the shit dreams are made of. it was also great how serious he took this message board. he was so bummed if someone on here ddint like him, but thats the thing, everyone here DID like him! they were just fucking with him.
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i understand your point, seems like a pretty emotional kid and it cant help a teens confidence to have 20+'s(and whose opinions he respects) ruin everything he cares about so dearly (slap) and for them to keep persisting is dear i say it pretty malicious "cyber bullying"

it's called heckling..
have you ever been to a skatepark?
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: seagle on September 23, 2009, 05:01:11 AM

im sure heckling doesnt involve 6 pages of abuse? you truly are an idiot if you play the "all fun and games" card
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Post by: beardface on September 23, 2009, 05:08:21 AM

im sure heckling doesnt involve 6 pages of abuse? you truly are an idiot if you play the "all fun and games" card
It's the circle of life my man. Are you tryin to say that you're above the circle of life?
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: GnArcIsSisTic on September 23, 2009, 05:13:34 AM
the net lurk incident is a lot different than the newton 2.0 incident.

think of it like that.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: seagle on September 23, 2009, 05:15:58 AM
whatever, fuck normally i would'nt even give a shit about this, but 6 pages? 2 would of been fine..
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: GnArcIsSisTic on September 23, 2009, 05:23:14 AM
the fire was fed...
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Post by: seagle on September 23, 2009, 05:29:53 AM
the fire was fed...
how old are you,seriously? a real question
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: rawbertson. on September 23, 2009, 09:14:34 AM
yeah you know how buddy said "have you ever been to the skatepark"? i can relate to that people hated on me tons at the kitchener park when i was comin up talk mad shit. now they come to MY park and they stfu. wont even say a word to me.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: GnArcIsSisTic on September 24, 2009, 12:40:32 AM
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the fire was fed...
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how old are you,seriously? a real question
older than your negative status if we're talking absolutes
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: rawbertson. on September 24, 2009, 02:59:03 PM
finally got to watch this guy's part. it actually wasnt even too bad , the spots were super good. except i probably could have done his entire part first try, but still, that boardslide 180 boardslide was awesome. there are some pretty creative things in there. i just dont get how he is so fat. i used to be a little bit fat but once i started skating i got skinny right quick. also i never flipped out about landing a trick like that guy haha it was the weakest ender that cab flip and the boardslide 180 boardslide was way better than that 5050 ollie out....
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: jrock on September 24, 2009, 09:20:54 PM
i had thought he was an ok kid, and i even liked his footage, but the dude is a serious weirdo.  he pm'ed me a while back about something i wrote in the "things you are not stoked on thread".  some shit about women, and he said he was going through some similar shit, so i gave him some advice.  little did i know that my almost 30 year old ass was talking to a little teenager.  kinda creepy.  then he adds me on mysace.  creepy.  then someone talks shit on him in the TG and i come to his defense saying that he's just a confused little kid.  Apparently he was lurking on the conversation under a fake account, cause i got a message from him on myspace calling me a "fucking kook".  (who the fuck actually says "kook" anyway?). really fucking creepy.  and then i get mysteriously "kooked" every single day after that.  Not that i give a shit about the "rep" system on here, i just found it odd that some little kid from half way across the country made a point to log into this website, find my profile, and press that little button every single day.  little fucking stalker. 

if you're reading this, i'm glad you're having fun on your skateboard, but you aint that amazing.  get the fuck over yourself, quit being a little psycho stalker weirdo, get your shit together, and get off the fucking internet.  it's really not healthy for you. 

good luck nick rix...i really hope your exaggerated 50 50 to lipslides net you the sponsorship of your dreams...
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: lurk daddy on September 24, 2009, 10:04:11 PM
  i come to his defense saying that he's just a confused little kid
i said the exact same thing, turns out hes just a fucking person
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: rawbertson. on September 25, 2009, 04:58:34 AM
i just dont understand how you can skate that much and be that fat. like i said, i used to be kind of fat, then i started skating, and i got skinny. skating literally sucks the life out of me i am always starving hungry all fucking day and eating like crazy and then when i finally get to skate i shred for a really long time i keep running back to get more tries in before the sun goes down and then after the session i am a pile of shit i just sit there smoke doobies and drink and fall the fuck asleep, again, starving hungry and thirsty as fuck.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: snickers on January 05, 2010, 05:47:39 PM
tit flick
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Post by: lazy on January 05, 2010, 07:21:28 PM
the situation loves to tit flick
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Post by: GnarlesManson on January 05, 2010, 07:42:05 PM
does anyone here have a flickr?
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Post by: kevbo999 on January 05, 2010, 08:17:22 PM
I just had to flick a potato chip off my crotch.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: snickers on January 05, 2010, 08:46:04 PM
paradox has a situation and has to flick some tits.
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: GnArcIsSisTic on January 05, 2010, 09:14:55 PM
sometimes dog crap gets on my penis and i have to (http://i50.tinypic.com/eg26x4.jpg) it off, otherwise i have quite an annoying (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg).
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: lurk daddy on January 05, 2010, 10:06:50 PM
situation pic  is played
dont even start with nicks lame ass

come on yall
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: 420 on January 06, 2010, 02:08:58 PM
Titflick!!
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Bantam on January 06, 2010, 02:09:46 PM
I wonder if the situation would want to flick Snooki's tits
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: snickers on January 06, 2010, 03:10:25 PM
I wonder if the (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg) would want to (http://i50.tinypic.com/eg26x4.jpg) Snooki's tits
omg...
Title: Re: Net Lurk aka Skuffed Up interview
Post by: Upgrayedd on January 06, 2010, 06:30:00 PM
its quite the situation when i feel the desire to flick paradox at work
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Post by: mandibleclaw on January 27, 2010, 11:15:43 AM
hahahaha
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Post by: Joust Ostrich on January 29, 2011, 03:55:05 PM
Wow, what a way to spend a Saturday.  Thank you Classic Slap.  It was requested a couple pages back to bump this.

One google searh later...  The Nick Rix Fix 1 and 2.

Full of delightful quotes.

http://www.mefeedia.com/watch/33701257 (http://www.mefeedia.com/watch/33701257)
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Post by: Thrasher Tom on February 06, 2011, 05:16:57 PM
hahahaha, how did this thing turn out?
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Post by: larryhoova on March 22, 2013, 10:57:26 AM
(http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8130/bobbyj.jpg)
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Post by: jerrygurneyscream on January 25, 2019, 01:25:01 PM
(http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu212/heghsdfhsfh/nicko.gif)
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Post by: tedkootz on February 28, 2019, 02:54:24 PM
^^^ lmao