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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: rawbertson. on July 07, 2009, 11:06:49 AM
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YALL AINT READY FOR THIS
RAWBERTSON PRESENTS SLAP RAPS
LIGHT YOUR DICK ON FIRE
TRACK ONE RIGHT HERE:
http://michael.d.robertson.googlepages.com/slapp.mp3 (http://michael.d.robertson.googlepages.com/slapp.mp3)
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Oh, my, fuck.
-Hanz
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My brain has exploded! Mind completely blown! Just amazing :o
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I just put Al Sharpton on mute, celebrating the greatest entertainer of our time, to listen to that. And it was worth every second. Someone get rid of the minus sign in front of his rep.
And I'm pretty siked on the shout out. Rawb a prison wallet is where you stuff your valuables in the pen, aka your asshole.
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oh shit, i seriously haven't laughed this hard in a good bit, definitely had it's moments
to think you just one up j rog on entertainment value without having to spend all that cash and buy a bunch of friends
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feelin ill with the shout out. rawb on some strait bombin preschools shit wit dis. rawb on that dank pivital, swiff bockery, pebble rock fire. step to rawb get laid out on da streets, on da board, on da track. fetus 2009 2010 2011 2020 still ridin dat bowery.
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaat...
That was legendary
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can you post all the lyrics???
got some emericas
took a piss on active erica
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I'm gonna light my dick on fire
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ABD
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When you type in a large bold font are we supposed to take you seriously?
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Whispers:
Holy shit, Rawb’s comin’ outa left field
Blowing my mind, sending me through the windshield
I take off my crown, and shed a treble clef
You’re the true king, next to you I’m tone deaf
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My brain has exploded! Mind completely blown! Just amazing :o
i shouted yall out at the beginning
Goddamn I missed my shout out first listen somehow. Thank you Rawb!!! I am honored 8)
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HAHAHAHAHA oh my god.
Tensor trucks, suck like sluts. I put axels in girl's butts.
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...well, I hate to say it, but it looks like Jereme Rogers wins....
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That was totally awesome :o
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Hahahahaha "worse fails than Net Lurk"
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ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
so sick
"got some globes, shot loads on chodes in the commode"
hyped on the subliminal shout out
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That was totally awesome :o
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Damn, Jereme just got crushed, son!
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When you type in a large bold font are we supposed to take you seriously?
no large font just means more important
and bold means REAL important
so when you combine that shit its real
Real as in you're a white boy with glasses who's 23, lives in your mom's basement in Canada and bleaches your pubes to avoid detection as a ginger?
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wow. oh man.
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sen fucking sational
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Took my fucking breath away.
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I'm gonna light my dick on fire
ABD
He's right:
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this is the best thing i've ever heard ever.
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To fucking amazing, whens the next one dropping?
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game.
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that was great
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That was amazing!! I'm not sure if the shout out to "SF" was to me or the city. I'd be stoked as hell if it was to me.
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wow so sick
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edit: decided to make a topic about it instead :
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=37142.0
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Now if the rest of the higher ups would agree with me, I think Jereme's actual Slap Pals Questionaire needs to be the battle against Rawbum.
Fuck Battle at the Berrics. I'd bid any eBay ticket to see these two duke it out on stage.
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^ Fuck yeah.
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"got that workshop deck, pretty good
got that krooked deck, pretty good,
got that bootleg deck, pretty good
got that mystery deck, PIECE OF FUCKIN SHIT"
I was sort of whatever on it at the beginning, but then that part definitely cracked me the fuck up.
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"got that workshop deck, pretty good
got that krooked deck, pretty good,
got that bootleg deck, pretty good
got that mystery deck, PIECE OF FUCKIN SHIT"
I was sort of whatever on it at the beginning, but then that part definitely cracked me the fuck up.
man i was gonna post this exact same part, had me laughing really hard
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god damn
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Our Whisper raps would take him. That took several years to write for mdr and wr drops them quick.
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I think this is the soundtrack to the next slap pals video. This track, just repeated over and over.
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Our Whisper raps would take him. That took several years to write for mdr and wr drops them quick.
mexican spaniard diss track comin soon buffoons
Bring it now whitey.
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how awesome would that be as a ringtone
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http://www.zshare.net/audio/62371412a40fd390/
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how awesome would that be as a ringtone
I would never answer my phone, just let that shit play out every time.
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holy fuck i can't stop laughing
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absolute FIYAH!
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Good stuff.
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it gets funnier each time I play it.
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soon to be top played song in my iTunes.
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shouldn't there be an album? i could do some german rapping (i'm the worst) for that one
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I really think this is the best thing ever posted on slap
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I really think this is the best thing ever posted on slap
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ah fuck, I lost the file and the website is down. >:(
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McCly, sergio zshared it a few posts up
sneaker makes contact with the griptape
took first place, went home,took a shit on my girl's face
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^^^
Thanks for the heads-up!
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Whispers:
Two Canadians: first came J Roc, then came Rawb
Out the trail park, turnin’ heads like a door knob
We sound similar and we’re both white and pasty
I like hot dogs and he thinks poutine is tasty
His raps is tight, but once you hear his voice
It makes mad sense, why whisper is my volume choice.
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That was amazing! Thanks for the shout out : )
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Whispers:
Two Canadians: first came J Roc, then came Rawb
Out the trail park, turnin’ heads like a door knob
We sound similar and we’re both white and pasty
I like hot dogs and he thinks poutine is tasty
His raps is tight, but once you hear his voice
It makes mad sense, why whisper is my volume choice.
Rawb killed it, with audio. You post weak raps and expect us to read them in J Rog's voice. I think you should step down now.
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Whispers:
Two Canadians: first came J Roc, then came Rawb
Out the trail park, turnin’ heads like a door knob
We sound similar and we’re both white and pasty
I like hot dogs and he thinks poutine is tasty
His raps is tight, but once you hear his voice
It makes mad sense, why whisper is my volume choice.
Rawb killed it, with audio. You post weak raps and expect us to read them in J Rog's voice. I think you should step down now.
Unless he were to step up to the new challenge.
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Rawb killed it, with audio. You post weak raps and expect us to read them in J Rog's voice. I think you should step down now.
whispers:
Bustin’ my balls like Kung Fu in China
At what point did I kick sand in your vagina?
I’ve got shit to do, not upload and record
I’ll write a whisper quick, not compete for the best fake account award.
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:o ??? :P :-[ :-X ;D :'( ::)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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"then a team, worse than a gay dream, wakin up with a boner"
wow.
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I <3 Rawb.
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Whos gonna be featured on the next track?
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The Grimcity shout out had everyone in the library in the library shushing me.
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irrelevent but.....Mike Bro
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youre committed. props
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Not funny
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I'm scared, worlds collide, Batman jumps out of the TV and into my ear canal.
You should definitely give Fetus a chorus or something next time. Make him do the high pitch female part like "when I first stepped on the scene..."
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And here I always thought Trailer Park Boys was fiction?
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i drunkenly bummmped this shit all last night in the car. and kept saying this shit all night at the party: "came in nine eight like a prostate" and "got that workshop deck...pretty good got that krooked deck...pretty good....got that bootleg deck...pretty good...got that mystery deck.....piece of fuckin' shit"
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Holy shit that was incredible! Thats a good look Rawb but kinda thought I was going to get a shout or hate other than the Blind comment, which I liked, but none the less that made my night...and a +1 to you Rawb.
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needs more J rog hate.
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the people who skate for it are good, its just that video fucking sucked because of the music and the editing and seein too many guys fuckin butt cracks JANI,and i hate the shit out of dwindle boards maybe if you live in california it is good but that shit gets soggy quicker than my moms dildo
Not hating on your opinion what so ever! The boards are pretty good these days then again I don't pay for them so I am a bit bias.
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the people who skate for it are good, its just that video fucking sucked because of the music and the editing and seein too many guys fuckin butt cracks JANI,and i hate the shit out of dwindle boards maybe if you live in california it is good but that shit gets soggy quicker than my moms dildo
Don't diss the team when they come through, enjoy the skating.
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MS you're embarrassing yourself.
I'm not trying to fight Rawbertson's battlez, but he is friends with Fetus. Where I come from, that means something. What it means, I can't quite say, it's sort of intangible. I guess just basking in Fetus' presence puts him a couple notches above us lesser humans.
I love you Fetus. Please be real.
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Is fetus called fetus because he has such a big head that it would be the size of a person who was born with a dead fetus attached to their head's head?
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haha fucking amazing
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pretty good
for the next slap interview someone should compile all of vov's raps ever and get bob burnquist to drop them over a beat
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Whispers:
A thread four pages long, and only one track?
Like a chick after prom Rawb’s layin’ on his back
Time for track two; find your motivation
Log out of Slap and put down the Play Station
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Rawb, I got this shit downloaded onto my ipod, but i need a artist name for it.
Should I use rawb ? or do you have a different alias i can use
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i just played that to a livingroom of people that have no idea what slap is and they all loved it. good work.
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Heard it for the first time, FUCKING HILARIOUS
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rawb I luv you, that shit was genius!
<img src=http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/930/80074482pb0.jpg>
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Bump because Rawb's rap is still downloadable.
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Bump because Rawb
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still have this jam on my ipod i miss u rawb
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"I put axles in girls butts"
I still have his other mixtape on my computer, listened to it the other day.