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Title: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: Perfection on August 06, 2009, 02:06:24 PM: Matthew James Bradley: West Virginia Pornstar

"Come on guys, go easy on the hair."

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Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: Perfection on August 06, 2009, 02:07:15 PM: "Is my leg high enough?"

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Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: Perfection on August 06, 2009, 02:52:30 PM: Phase 1 complete.

A fellow SLAP poster (who shall remain nameless) described Doctor Newton (http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&action=profile;u=14155) as "a disney character w/ mild acne." After that, it wasn't too hard to track him down.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: Boobies on August 06, 2009, 04:09:31 PM: It appears as if the hunter as become the hunted.......
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: Guile on August 06, 2009, 04:38:06 PM: i always figured he was more of a reverse cowgirl type.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: brent on August 06, 2009, 05:43:53 PM: it's about time
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on August 06, 2009, 05:55:51 PM: Is it going to be added to your sig?
I started reading the tat onn that d00ds are for a second.
Anus
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: kilgore. on August 06, 2009, 06:14:04 PM: watch out mitchell, he might get you next.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: Perfection on August 06, 2009, 06:53:25 PM: I like MexicanSpaniard, so don't count on it.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: sven thorkel on August 06, 2009, 07:16:38 PM: awww the antiposters... you keep this place entertaining
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: DevilOnEnzyte on August 06, 2009, 07:32:36 PM: Oh

wow
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: CeeyMar on August 06, 2009, 07:42:46 PM: Ahhh Slap
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: Perfection on August 06, 2009, 07:47:34 PM: Phase 2 complete.

The Doctor Newton (http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&action=profile;u=14155) account is gone.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: sage on August 06, 2009, 07:47:56 PM: So is there a back story to this I missed or did you just decide to go after him for personal reasons?
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: Watson on August 06, 2009, 07:53:54 PM: Lame. I'd take funny posts over gay porn anyday.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: SanchoDave on August 06, 2009, 08:36:18 PM: Quote from: Watson on August 06, 2009, 07:53:54 PM
Lame. I'd take funny posts over gay porn anyday.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on August 06, 2009, 10:25:01 PM: If that young chap didn't look to be having a blast, with that cock up his food tube, I might have to ask somebody to take a seat.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: SanchoDave on August 07, 2009, 12:17:35 AM: Quote from: Chris Hansen is back on August 06, 2009, 10:25:01 PM
If that young chap didn't look to be having a blast, with that cock up his food tube, I might have to ask somebody to take a seat.

solid GOLD!
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: CeeyMar on August 07, 2009, 05:47:59 AM: SanchoDave next plz
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: grimcity on August 07, 2009, 06:21:00 AM: Art and Cock were beefing, or is that OG Newt 2.0? I get confused easily, apologies.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: Perfection on August 07, 2009, 04:19:11 PM: grimcity,

Those pictures are of the poster formerly known as Doctor Newton, AKA "Art Newt". No more beef, at least not on my end.

Love,

Perfection
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: sven thorkel on August 07, 2009, 04:52:31 PM: Quote from: Watson on August 06, 2009, 07:53:54 PM
Lame. I'd take funny posts over gay porn anyday.

come on, we all get our fair share of straight porn everyday. got to mix it up a little... you know... they say variety is the spice of life
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: TapLuxiferfet on August 07, 2009, 05:02:13 PM: It's funny you are all wrong. First Dr. Newton had the avatar, then removed it. Next he focused. Then Dr. Newton (Art Newt) and Dr. Newton 2.0 jumped up on the scene. All are faggots. We don't got doctors in South Africa where I live.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on August 07, 2009, 06:03:13 PM: Always had a small suspicion that doctor newton was a faggot. Dr.newton was cool though.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: trafficjam on August 07, 2009, 11:11:57 PM: i wonder why he focused... he must have had a mental breakdown

did he dye his hair at some point? dude has some varied hair-dos
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: Watson on August 07, 2009, 11:47:41 PM: Quote from: trafficjam on August 07, 2009, 11:11:57 PM
i wonder why he focused... he must have had a mental breakdown

Perfect Cock said unless Newt focused, he was going to post pictures of his girlfriend, and her AIM account name and all that shit. Newt didn't want people fucking with his girlfriend.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: SanchoDave on August 08, 2009, 12:48:55 AM: Perfect Cock is the Polaroid of perfection.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: realitycontrol on August 08, 2009, 12:54:10 AM: hey Perfection, ur hot!
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: lighting on August 08, 2009, 03:11:14 AM: Quote from: Perfect Cock on August 06, 2009, 06:53:25 PM
I like MexicanSpaniard, so don't count on it.
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=37653.0

"According to MexicanSpaniard, there is a "kook squad" going around, apparently trying to anger people?

This reputation stuff is serious business to many posters, and I'm missing out on all the fun. It looks like I'm going to have to get off my ass and become a SLAP Pal sooner rather than later. Many LOLs in the not too distant future.

- Perfection out

PS

kook squad: caress my reputation into the -200 range. MexicanSpaniard may dislike you guys, but I fully embrace what you do."

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Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: CeeyMar on August 08, 2009, 05:22:56 AM: this thread is where heterosexuality goes to die
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: Watson on August 08, 2009, 07:12:45 AM: Dude, how lame would it be to be in a couch-jerk and stroking your own dick? What's the fucking point?!
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: brooklyn brawler on August 08, 2009, 09:47:47 AM: It's because of Selfish Guy #4 not doing shit all. He fucking ruined it.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: starvingrobot on August 08, 2009, 11:08:53 AM: Nice observation.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: able on August 08, 2009, 12:01:14 PM: that lazy son of a bitch!
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: stabbin on August 08, 2009, 12:41:21 PM: Is it just me or does the 5th dude look like a Baldwin.
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: brooklyn brawler on August 08, 2009, 01:02:37 PM: we're gay
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 08, 2009, 02:22:56 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcp4KXI-6S4
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: realitycontrol on August 08, 2009, 11:18:11 PM: id like to have a penis 1/4 of that size.

so whens the next batb2 match?
Title: Re: “Saddle Sore” (the Doctor Newton thread)
Post by: ice nine on August 09, 2009, 04:34:43 PM: im glad this piece of shit is gone