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Title: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: east is in the house on September 11, 2009, 12:07:47 PM
Lets here it for long-time slap pal, NYC cool-boy and all-around pal favorite reed!

(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6044/32081132633681060138381.jpg)

I hang out with alot of people who have nothing to do with skateboarding and are into good music and drugs.


(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5631/32081133710547981138381.jpg)

Did you shit your pants, baby? needed to pm everybody to kook me or something? i CARE so much

(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3585/48711171772859515138381.jpg)


(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1959/51041169778929668138381.jpg)


(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1559/54161200223330759138381.jpg)


(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/5371/54161203074202029138381.jpg)


(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2563/57361217765129293138381.jpg)

Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: sergioflorez on September 11, 2009, 12:08:19 PM
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/2464/n1383810026170734499.jpg)

(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/9505/n13838100261659142115.jpg)

(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2536/n1383810026298167754831.jpg)

(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8830/n1383810026311467324518.jpg)

(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/8905/n1383810026319863522591.jpg)

(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/5535/n1383810026321398818914.jpg)

(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1138/n1383810026323217465005.jpg)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Bantam on September 11, 2009, 12:17:12 PM
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8274/reed.jpg)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: sergioflorez on September 11, 2009, 12:18:57 PM
HEY PAULGAR
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=8277978

surf party dude!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R43tJMraIXM
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Bantam on September 11, 2009, 12:27:39 PM
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4308/reed2l.jpg)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: sergioflorez on September 11, 2009, 12:32:41 PM
mispacio embeds suck. here is his boy bill strobeklite's myspace video page
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&vanity=brosvideo last video for ultimate full pipe gnar

Paulgar i want you're dick (i'm the gay shit on the far right)
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/l_708727df570e3b15beb521cbb19212e8.jpg)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Baker4Life on September 11, 2009, 12:37:31 PM
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8274/reed.jpg)

Mike V poster in the background
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Foray on September 11, 2009, 12:45:45 PM
Looks like textbook faggot to me.  Good job.

For real though, who do you intend on seeing those dumb fucking self taken pictures.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: sage on September 11, 2009, 12:48:15 PM
LOL I actually did notice how his rep would drop like 20 points over night, I didn't realize there was a hate squad directed at him though.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 11, 2009, 12:50:55 PM
LOL I actually did notice how his rep would drop like 20 points over night, I didn't realize there was a hate squad directed at him though.
That's why everybody hates you. Its just a "hate squad" conspiracy. YOU are fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: busey on September 11, 2009, 12:54:23 PM
http://antiduckface.com/

why would you take so many damn pics of yourself from your webcam?
'i wuz bored lol'
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: sparksandblood on September 11, 2009, 12:57:56 PM
...will he focus his account?
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on September 11, 2009, 01:19:49 PM
What's with the windex on the table while you're in 2 different outfits?
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Sleazy on September 11, 2009, 01:21:48 PM
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8274/reed.jpg)

i actually have no problem with him and was suprised to see a hate thread but i do have to say that the dick and the red mark on his check worked out nicely
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: rawbertson. on September 11, 2009, 01:25:16 PM
i always thought this guy was alright
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: kilgore. on September 11, 2009, 01:29:08 PM
i thought i was the only one who bruised people with my cum, save it up for about two weeks and release the blast.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Jura on September 11, 2009, 01:41:31 PM
I back Ben Throttle.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: rawbertson. on September 11, 2009, 01:44:20 PM
have you ever played "Full Throttle"? or any lucasarts adventure games? they are quality. based on that alone people should enjoy this fellow.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: crailtapper on September 11, 2009, 01:49:48 PM
Lets here it for long-time slap pal, NYC cool-boy and all-around pal favorite reed!

hahahaha his pictures are actually worse than wintersox
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: scootboard on September 11, 2009, 01:53:50 PM
besides the silly haircut he always came off as alright to me. im fine with ben throttle, dont focus your account. and im sorry, but why is sergio, the biggest fucking crybaby on this forum, trying to call someone out?
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: crailtapper on September 11, 2009, 02:04:44 PM
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3585/48711171772859515138381.jpg)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: cold budweisers on September 11, 2009, 02:13:30 PM
still so funny that ben throttle is reed. in some thread i called him reed and he was like 'what the fuck is a reed?' then deleted his post. yo reed, how's your cousin's band?
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 11, 2009, 02:18:42 PM
I can't remember a single post from Ben Throttle, but he certainly looks like a faggot.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 11, 2009, 02:26:11 PM
I'm stoked you posted my pictures. Just so you all know "east is in the house" is a red haired midget with a lisp who can't skate. He came up to me at TSX and asked "havess youss ttalkeedss to jessess" and then proceeded to sit down on a ledge and watch me skate like a fucking stalker. He attempted to push around and then left. He has a limp when he walks too which is hilarious..

No, i'm not gonna focus. You can get some more chicks to add me who i don't know to steal my pictures.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: sage on September 11, 2009, 02:31:34 PM
I'm stoked you posted my pictures. Just so you all know "east is in the house" is a red haired midget with a lisp who can't skate. He came up to me at TSX and asked "havess youss ttalkeedss to jessess" and then proceeded to sit down on a ledge and watch me skate like a fucking stalker. He attempted to push around and then left. He has a limp when he walks too which is hilarious..

No, i'm not gonna focus. You can get some more chicks to add me who i don't know to steal my pictures.

Now I remember who you are (well I mean who you are on SLAP). TSX was always full of barns, I'm glad its gone.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: TheFifthColumn on September 11, 2009, 02:59:06 PM
I can't remember a single post from Ben Throttle, but he certainly looks like a faggot.

You of all people shouldn't be calling out other people for the way they look.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 11, 2009, 03:14:07 PM
I love this ugly queer. Who's got the pictures of him shirtless with a SLAP sticker in his mouth? moleymoleymole
(http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v286/196/37/659041497/n659041497_985841_514.jpg)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: sergioflorez on September 11, 2009, 03:17:55 PM
 ::) abp by the man in the pic. more than half of slap have seen that ugly mug for a while now. be well reed.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 11, 2009, 03:20:32 PM
::) abp by the man in the pic. more than half of slap have seen that ugly mug for a while now. be well reed.
Say hi to him for me.  :-*
(http://www.topnews.in/health/files/mole.jpg)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: sergioflorez on September 11, 2009, 03:21:42 PM
rehashing old kilgore jokes. i see you are not taking your outing well.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: cold budweisers on September 11, 2009, 03:24:57 PM
i didn't see the pics before because i was at work, but holy shit! that's what reed looks like now! so awesome. somebody should post up some of those classic reed pix for all tha old heads.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: east is in the house on September 11, 2009, 03:46:25 PM
ikon board is destroyed or else that's how the thread would have started out.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: SFblah on September 11, 2009, 04:30:54 PM
Is that a Mike V. Etnies poster in the background?
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 11, 2009, 05:45:39 PM
Is that a Mike V. Etnies poster in the background?
The other side was Chad Lambert dude. It's a lose-lose situation and i just wanted a skate poster in my room
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 11, 2009, 05:51:22 PM
i didn't see the pics before because i was at work, but holy shit! that's what reed looks like now! so awesome. somebody should post up some of those classic reed pix for all tha old heads.
Do it. I was a stupid 13 year old kid back then who was obsessed with skateboarding and the pros that inhibit NY. Realizing I spent multiple hours looking up why Ivan Perez doesn't skate anymore and then getting hated on by Jesse is beautiful. I love all of you, even that stubby little ginger with a broken foot.  :-*

i thought i was the only one who bruised people with my cum, save it up for about two weeks and release the blast.
I will. This whole page will be white
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 11, 2009, 09:36:27 PM
I can't remember a single post from Ben Throttle, but he certainly looks like a faggot.

You of all people shouldn't be calling out other people for the way they look.

Shuddup!
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on September 11, 2009, 09:51:28 PM
Ben throttle's a faggot.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: PFIASB on September 12, 2009, 12:02:39 AM
has anyone ever poked the head of there dick? it feels like a temperpedic matress
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: lurk daddy on September 12, 2009, 12:19:24 AM
HAHAHAHHA this thread is priceless, ben u is one ugly ass fuck boi






i bet thats olsens dick in this pic (http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8274/reed.jpg)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: trafficjam on September 12, 2009, 12:20:59 AM
i actually started posting around the time reed came here, man thats awesome. ben throttle i thought was a fine dude but then he was a dick to me, why, idk man. does jesse still post here, anyways?

ben reed, your eastphilia has checkmated my alleged 90sphilia. do you actually live in ny?

Wednesdays With Reda has been terrible for awhile now. One of the only episodes that's humorous to me is when he's fucking with Brengar just because i know him
http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=96

haha you know him, your a fucking joke
How am i a joke? is Brengar a celebrity to you or something? he's just a normal kid that films

whats with this little thing? kinda weird to me. are you also really homies with tino, ryan hickey, and todd jordans brother? how do you know who todd jordan fornicates?

once you posted a thread appreciating rick howard for putting cake in alex olsens face, and claimed it was "genius". looking back, do you feel that it was really genius? come on man its cake

is quartersnacks set as your homepage? do you sometimes call it 5050skateboarding in front of your friends?





Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: lurk daddy on September 12, 2009, 12:34:46 AM
do you actually live in ny?
by the looks of him grippin that dick imma say yesh
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Alan on September 12, 2009, 12:46:29 AM
Ah man, now I want to see that photo of Reed with the dinosaur and flames....
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: kook and ignore me on September 12, 2009, 01:17:56 AM
REED! I remember you from the old old old boards

I wondered what happened to you


I have a recent picture of myself

(http://bayimg.com/image/padnbaacn.jpg)


Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 12, 2009, 07:35:54 AM
do you actually live in ny?
by the looks of him grippin that dick imma say yesh
Ugly ass fuck? have you looked at yourself lately, deangelo? go look for your cooler brother Antwuan


I'de like to thank the awesome people that inhibit this board such as the beefcake with the sandals known as "art newton" (looking at him i don't really feel so bad) After photoshopping my pic he probabely went back to playing CounterStrike with his bros
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2479/3896722107_90191e5616.jpg)

Your all gonna hate on me even though i was nothing but a reasonable poster before. Even 1992 is genuinely pissed or maybe he's just joining in with the rest of the crew.  I'll upload the the Raised By Seuss tape for sure though (under a different name) It all comes down to recording equipment because right now i only have a USB turntable.



Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: sage on September 12, 2009, 07:42:11 AM
You takin the coward's way out. Do you really care what people on SLAP think?
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 12, 2009, 07:43:27 AM
i actually started posting around the time reed came here, man thats awesome. ben throttle i thought was a fine dude but then he was a dick to me, why, idk man. does jesse still post here, anyways?

ben reed, your eastphilia has checkmated my alleged 90sphilia. do you actually live in ny?

Wednesdays With Reda has been terrible for awhile now. One of the only episodes that's humorous to me is when he's fucking with Brengar just because i know him
http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=96

haha you know him, your a fucking joke
How am i a joke? is Brengar a celebrity to you or something? he's just a normal kid that films

whats with this little thing? kinda weird to me. are you also really homies with tino, ryan hickey, and todd jordans brother? how do you know who todd jordan fornicates?

I skated with Jeremy every day at TSX. He and the rest of the people that used to skate there are family to me. I've skated with Brengar a few times just randomly when i was in NYC, he's not my super good friend but he's pretty cool.  I don't know the rest of the dudes
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: RightCoastBiased on September 12, 2009, 07:48:28 AM
I say fuck focusing that's some bitch shit. Focusing won't change anything about what you look like or the pictures you took. You did it because you wanted to and shouldn't be embarrassed by it. Half the dudes on here aren't going to post pictures because they are insecure about the way the look anyway.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Sleazy on September 12, 2009, 07:49:37 AM
don't take this shit to seriously ben, i'm sure we've all had some embarassing moments in the quest to get some ass

i mean fuck, dr dre???

(http://intensities.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/picture_dr_dre_world_class_wreckin_cru_1984_02.jpg?w=278&h=300)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 12, 2009, 07:53:04 AM
don't take this shit to seriously ben, i'm sure we've all had some embarassing moments in the quest to get some ass

i mean fuck, dr dre???

(http://intensities.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/picture_dr_dre_world_class_wreckin_cru_1984_02.jpg?w=278&h=300)
Yeah, that's basically why i put those pictures up. There stupid pictures but girls like them..

Maybe i won't focus, maybe i will. The idea really just came from a general distaste for these boards lately and not so much this thread


sergioflorez has a crush on me and my boyish good looks though. I'll let him take me out to Olive Garden if he pays but nothing more

P.S. I love how noone has said anything else besides "you're a faggot"... it's because my face is perfect.    ;)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: carbonite on September 12, 2009, 08:44:52 AM
I spent multiple hours looking up why Ivan Perez doesn't skate anymore

what did you discover? this is relevant to my interests.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 12, 2009, 08:51:17 AM
I spent multiple hours looking up why Ivan Perez doesn't skate anymore

what did you discover? this is relevant to my interests.
Fell off because of substance abuse back in the 90's and i guess he's a dad now and still pushes around NY at times. still got a tight nose manual (classikreednyknowitallgooglemoment)
http://vimeo.com/1853764




Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: trafficjam on September 12, 2009, 09:29:53 AM
dont focus that would be dumb

thanks for that newton pic though, can i get his myspace or something also?

you look like guy mariano, why?
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: east is in the house on September 12, 2009, 09:42:39 AM
do you actually live in ny?
by the looks of him grippin that dick imma say yesh
Ugly ass fuck? have you looked at yourself lately, deangelo? go look for your cooler brother Antwuan


I'de like to thank the awesome people that inhibit this board such as the beefcake with the sandals known as "art newton" (looking at him i don't really feel so bad) After photoshopping my pic he probabely went back to playing CounterStrike with his bros
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2479/3896722107_90191e5616.jpg)

Your all gonna hate on me even though i was nothing but a reasonable poster before. Even 1992 is genuinely pissed or maybe he's just joining in with the rest of the crew.  I'll upload the the Raised By Seuss tape for sure though (under a different name) It all comes down to recording equipment because right now i only have a USB turntable.





art looks like someone I could be best friends with
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: trafficjam on September 12, 2009, 09:48:05 AM
art looks like one of the summer church camp counselors that has a lisp and talks about degrassi at lunch with a table of girls. where does he live?
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: brooklyn brawler on September 12, 2009, 10:20:17 AM
you totally fucked up that joke.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: trafficjam on September 12, 2009, 10:23:13 AM
how, bb?
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CeeyMar on September 12, 2009, 10:39:32 AM
art looks like one of the summer church camp counselors that has a lisp and talks about degrassi at lunch with a table of girls. where does he live?

Gest looks like fat kid
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: east is in the house on September 12, 2009, 10:48:48 AM
art looks like one of the summer church camp counselors that has a lisp and talks about degrassi at lunch with a table of girls. where does he live?

Gest looks like fat kid

(http://www.doctormacro1.info/Images/Posters/B/Poster%20-%20Band%20Wagon,%20The_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 12, 2009, 10:51:19 AM
east is in the house, that girl you convinced to steal my pictures is cute. Your friend? (where the fuck do you live at in New York anyway. Near Albany?)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: east is in the house on September 12, 2009, 10:54:07 AM
she lives in westchester, I live on the PA border.

sidenote reed, we smoked some nice herb together at the allman brothers concert at bethel last year.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: trafficjam on September 12, 2009, 10:55:52 AM
art looks like one of the summer church camp counselors that has a lisp and talks about degrassi at lunch with a table of girls. where does he live?

Gest looks like fat kid
DID U REALLY FUCK A GIRL MAN HOLY SHIT THATS AWESOME rly?
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Prison Wallet on September 12, 2009, 10:56:59 AM
Art Newt looks like he works out. He's a good role model for some of Slap's thicker posters.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 12, 2009, 11:01:43 AM
she lives in westchester, I live on the PA border.

sidenote reed, we smoked some nice herb together at the allman brothers concert at bethel last year.
Sweet. I was tripping on shrooms with a lot of the seniors from my high school. Everything seems to work out perfectly at that place.. more then 5 people came up to our crew and smoked us out and offered decent acid. I miss that concert and atmosphere (the Blue Sky solo was the best)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: MFS on September 12, 2009, 11:08:00 AM
Some people take this place way to seriously. Kinda bummed Art's a chongo.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: east is in the house on September 12, 2009, 11:09:18 AM
she lives in westchester, I live on the PA border.

sidenote reed, we smoked some nice herb together at the allman brothers concert at bethel last year.
Sweet. I was tripping on shrooms with a lot of the seniors from my high school. Everything seems to work out perfectly at that place.. more then 5 people came up to our crew and smoked us out and offered decent acid. I miss that concert and atmosphere (the Blue Sky solo was the best)

yeah, you should have come up to the show on the 26th last month. they brought out some more of the classic blues songs I love them for, not just warren's spaztic solos like in '08. bethel woods sucks, aestetically great venue but its fucking woodstoock; they could be making millions each summer off throwing huge festivals there.

I live about fifteen minutes west of there, come up sometime and skate some shit with me

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v361/116/109/1481015540/n1481015540_95354_9559.jpg)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: lurk daddy on September 12, 2009, 11:09:44 AM
do you actually live in ny?
by the looks of him grippin that dick imma say yesh
Ugly ass fuck? have you looked at yourself lately, deangelo? go look for your cooler brother Antwuan

excuse me is that suppose to be a black joke er some shit? nigga atleast i get hoes

u chill wit bros (http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4308/reed2l.jpg)

i chill wit hoes (http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/90/l_2af4f3c515c8426fad560330cb314f76.jpg) ;D
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 12, 2009, 11:13:17 AM
she lives in westchester, I live on the PA border.

sidenote reed, we smoked some nice herb together at the allman brothers concert at bethel last year.
Sweet. I was tripping on shrooms with a lot of the seniors from my high school. Everything seems to work out perfectly at that place.. more then 5 people came up to our crew and smoked us out and offered decent acid. I miss that concert and atmosphere (the Blue Sky solo was the best)

yeah, you should have come up to the show on the 26th last month. they brought out some more of the classic blues songs I love them for, not just warren's spaztic solos like in '08. bethel woods sucks, aestetically great venue but its fucking woodstoock; they could be making millions each summer off throwing huge festivals there.

I live about fifteen minutes west of there, come up sometime and skate some shit with me

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v361/116/109/1481015540/n1481015540_95354_9559.jpg)
Will do.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Bantam on September 12, 2009, 02:56:21 PM
HAHAHA, I called it that someone would have "fun" with my pics I posted in temp gnar.  Also, please don't make jokes about sandals as if I would enjoy wading around in water in skate shoes.  It's just terrible humor.  Then again you obviously haven't mastered humor since you posted a pic of Sergio posted by Sergio and a pic of me posted by me.  Not to mention I'm handsome and it doesn't have the same effect as when pics of people like you or Gest are posted for the enjoyment of the rest of SLAP.  Sorry, Reed.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: sven thorkel on September 12, 2009, 02:59:40 PM
yall is funny with ya lil message board and stuff
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 12, 2009, 03:08:41 PM
HAHAHA, I called it that someone would have "fun" with my pics I posted in temp gnar.  Also, please don't make jokes about sandals as if I would enjoy wading around in water in skate shoes.  It's just terrible humor.  Then again you obviously haven't mastered humor since you posted a pic of Sergio posted by Sergio and a pic of me posted by me.  Not to mention I'm handsome and it doesn't have the same effect as when pics of people like you or Gest are posted for the enjoyment of the rest of SLAP.  Sorry, Reed.
You're not handsome. at all.
What was the white studded belt for? something useful i presume. I enjoy your posts though so carry on. Get your headset ready for Diablo 2
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: frisco on September 12, 2009, 03:39:59 PM
k all these dudes need to stop claiming "im handsome" and "girls want to fuck me"

the second hand embarrassment is on par with Michael Scotts greatest hits
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 12, 2009, 03:43:30 PM
I'm handsome and girls love my cock
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Bantam on September 12, 2009, 03:51:08 PM
You poor kid.  Insults should be reserved for humor.  I only wear a white studded belt.  That's the only belt I wear and if I cared or was ashamed I would probably buy another belt.  When it falls apart I will buy another just like it.

You're really into thinking I play video games.  Other than having a DS with some mario games I only own a PS2.  I haven't bought a new game since Metal Gear 3 came out if that tells you anything about how often I play/purchase video games.  I don't even play computer games much less own a headset...unless you count scrabble - shout out to Boosh aka shitkicker on scrabble.  We're the kings.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: frisco on September 12, 2009, 03:52:30 PM
I'm handsome and girls love my cock

that just goes without saying

and Art Newt ftw
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: UncleBobo on September 12, 2009, 05:56:08 PM
do you actually live in ny?
by the looks of him grippin that dick imma say yesh
Ugly ass fuck? have you looked at yourself lately, deangelo? go look for your cooler brother Antwuan

excuse me is that suppose to be a black joke er some shit? nigga atleast i get hoes

u chill wit bros (http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4308/reed2l.jpg)

i chill wit hoes (http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/90/l_2af4f3c515c8426fad560330cb314f76.jpg) ;D

beammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on September 12, 2009, 06:42:27 PM
do you actually live in ny?
by the looks of him grippin that dick imma say yesh
Ugly ass fuck? have you looked at yourself lately, deangelo? go look for your cooler brother Antwuan

excuse me is that suppose to be a black joke er some shit? nigga atleast i get hoes

u chill wit bros (http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4308/reed2l.jpg)

i chill wit hoes (http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/90/l_2af4f3c515c8426fad560330cb314f76.jpg) ;D

beammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

If that is actually lurkdaddy, he is my new favorite poster and all his posts have become 30x more awesome.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 12, 2009, 06:48:37 PM
They're my cousins anyway. I never "chil wit" them too often. Those two girls look they'd be into doing ecstasy though.. hope you nipped 'er in the bud

this topic has officially veered off the road wayyy too far.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 12, 2009, 07:21:57 PM
Ben did you paint your own room?
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 12, 2009, 08:43:50 PM
Ben please don't try to hit on me by sending personal messages
Yeah i did. That's what fags do... play with paints and you know, gay off
Keep it in the thread you sufferer of mild rosacea
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 12, 2009, 08:55:09 PM
Ben please don't try to hit on me by sending personal messages
Yeah i did. That's what fags do... play with paints and you know, gay off
Keep it in the thread you sufferer of mild rosacea
I don't need makeup to achieve that rosey red affect like you often do in your photoshoots with the cute little sailor cap. Sticking up for the fat kid is awesome though. Let's hear another rad story about you fucking some chick and then doing something completely reckless and cool..
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 12, 2009, 09:23:38 PM
What fat kid?

Once Me and my friends went to this chicks house and she just did a porno shoot. She showed me and my heroin addict friends her recent porno pictures and Jo Jo kept saying "oh yes, beautiful. mmm wow!". I asked him to leave the room, then I tried having sex with her and remembered her friend said she liked it in the ass. I politely asked her if we could enjoy some anal sex but she was not into it. I figured she had to take a shit and my dick went limp. My heroin addicted friends came back laughing because one of them took a shit and smeared it on someone's apartment door. They persuaded me to smell the shit covered door the next morning and I vomited right in front of the door.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 12, 2009, 09:41:40 PM
What fat kid?

Once Me and my friends went to this chicks house and she just did a porno shoot. She showed me and my heroin addict friends her recent porno pictures and Jo Jo kept saying "oh yes, beautiful. mmm wow!". I asked him to leave the room, then I tried having sex with her and remembered her friend said she liked it in the ass. I politely asked her if we could enjoy some anal sex but she was not into it. I figured she had to take a shit and my dick went limp. My heroin addicted friends came back laughing because one of them took a shit and smeared it on someone's apartment door. They persuaded me to smell the shit covered door the next morning and I vomited right in front of the door.
Wow, so cool. One of the things i liked about Dash Snow, your favorite, is that he actually had the pictures to back up all the crazy shit he did. I think you're secretly envious of him and want to live that lifestyle. Fiction literature on a skateboarding message board seems to be the only way of letting out your bohemian fantasy world. Write a book some day
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 12, 2009, 10:03:13 PM
What fat kid?

Once Me and my friends went to this chicks house and she just did a porno shoot. She showed me and my heroin addict friends her recent porno pictures and Jo Jo kept saying "oh yes, beautiful. mmm wow!". I asked him to leave the room, then I tried having sex with her and remembered her friend said she liked it in the ass. I politely asked her if we could enjoy some anal sex but she was not into it. I figured she had to take a shit and my dick went limp. My heroin addicted friends came back laughing because one of them took a shit and smeared it on someone's apartment door. They persuaded me to smell the shit covered door the next morning and I vomited right in front of the door.
Wow, so cool. One of the things i liked about Dash Snow, your favorite, is that he actually had the pictures to back up all the crazy shit he did. I think you're secretly envious of him and want to live that lifestyle. Fiction literature on a skateboarding message board seems to be the only way of letting out your bohemian fantasy world. Write a book some day

Carrying around a camera (or anything worth any amount of money) is a bad idea when you are intoxicated. I don't do anything with the mindset of documenting it and sharing it with others, because I really don't care too much if people find things I do interesting or not.

I don't like Dash Snow because he's a rich kid, wannabe low life shitty artist. You seriously think taking a picture from a book and gluing it to a newspaper with your sperm is great art? His tags are complete shit, and the only interesting thing is the shock value, which is such an uncreative way to get people to pay attention to your shit art that your friends at Max Fish dig.

Just listen to the guy talk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJhanNs9obU
Unlike most people I don't believe in giving the dead praise just because they're dead
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Bipsmound on September 12, 2009, 10:17:59 PM
Zelda Goatse

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/73/168439693_bd0cd85123.jpg)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 12, 2009, 10:19:35 PM
the only interesting thing about my posts is the shock value, which is such an uncreative way to get people to pay attention to my posts that my internet friends at SLAP dig.
Isn't this your whole shtick? that's why everybody on here loves you. You're the pot calling the kettle black
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on September 12, 2009, 10:24:30 PM
This is the most prolonged, boring SLAP meltdown yet. Hurry up and focus.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 12, 2009, 10:41:27 PM
Dental plan
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: trafficjam on September 12, 2009, 10:44:46 PM
how is this a meltdown anyways
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Bantam on September 12, 2009, 10:49:08 PM
Dental plan

Lisa needs braces
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: stabbin on September 12, 2009, 11:03:16 PM
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Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: frisco on September 12, 2009, 11:06:29 PM
Dental Plan
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: 1992 on September 12, 2009, 11:12:50 PM
Lisa Needs Braces.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Tuna on September 12, 2009, 11:14:30 PM
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Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: GnarlesManson on September 12, 2009, 11:15:02 PM
dental plan
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: 1992 on September 12, 2009, 11:17:43 PM
Lisa Needs Braces.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Tuna on September 12, 2009, 11:19:05 PM
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/41/newhomer.png)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: stabbin on September 12, 2009, 11:21:12 PM
Dental Plan
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: 1992 on September 12, 2009, 11:22:06 PM
lisa needs braces
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: frisco on September 12, 2009, 11:22:56 PM
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/41/newhomer.png)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 12, 2009, 11:24:10 PM
Dental plan
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: 1992 on September 12, 2009, 11:25:48 PM
lisa needs braces
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Tuna on September 12, 2009, 11:30:06 PM
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/41/newhomer.png)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: 1992 on September 12, 2009, 11:34:08 PM
dental plan
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Tuna on September 12, 2009, 11:36:21 PM
Lisa Needs Braces
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: stabbin on September 12, 2009, 11:39:45 PM
<IMG src="http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/41/newhomer.png">
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Bantam on September 12, 2009, 11:41:34 PM
Dental plan
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 12, 2009, 11:45:45 PM
Lisa needs braces
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Tuna on September 12, 2009, 11:46:52 PM
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/41/newhomer.png)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Gomez on September 13, 2009, 12:06:10 AM
Dental plan
darly angel needs braces
(http://www.skateparkoftampa.com/spot/headshots/668.jpg)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: heckler on September 13, 2009, 07:42:32 AM
Lisa needs braces
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: boyan on September 13, 2009, 07:46:14 AM
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/41/newhomer.png)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: PFIASB on September 13, 2009, 07:46:54 AM
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Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 13, 2009, 09:03:39 AM
Dental plan
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Bantam on September 13, 2009, 09:27:31 AM
Lisa needs braces
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Boobies on September 13, 2009, 10:27:58 AM
I always though Ben Throttle was a pretty good poster, after seeing this thread he's acting like a bitch, but I can't say I wouldn't act the same if I was in this situation either.

I don't get whats up with Slaps fucking hate teams, it's like if you aren't a hated idiot, (mullet man, Bubblegum Tait, or Childoftheghetto) some envious losers on here go out there way to expose you, its so fucking lame.


Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Just Green Enough on September 13, 2009, 10:34:37 AM
so wait...is bantam art newt?
didn't you focus your account like 3 weeks ago?
how do you already have pal status??? do you seriously have nothing else to do but "jerk with your online skateboard buddies"?
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: you took to much on September 13, 2009, 10:57:53 AM
dental plan
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 13, 2009, 04:09:12 PM
Lisa needs braces
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: lem on September 13, 2009, 04:47:21 PM
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/41/newhomer.png)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Ben Throttle on September 13, 2009, 04:57:04 PM
^ What happens when you fail at your own hate thread. I'm sorry you guys didn't get the LOLs you wanted so bad  :'(
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 13, 2009, 06:59:19 PM
Dental plan
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: stabbin on September 13, 2009, 07:44:37 PM
Lisa needs braces.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Boston. on September 13, 2009, 08:04:46 PM
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Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: featuring on September 13, 2009, 08:38:48 PM
I always though Ben Throttle was a pretty good poster, after seeing this thread he's acting like a bitch, but I can't say I wouldn't act the same if I was in this situation either.

I don't get whats up with Slaps fucking hate teams, it's like if you aren't a hated idiot, (mullet man, Bubblegum Tait, or Childoftheghetto) some envious losers on here go out there way to expose you, its so fucking lame.

so wait...is bantam art newt?
didn't you focus your account like 3 weeks ago?
how do you already have pal status??? do you seriously have nothing else to do but "jerk with your online skateboard buddies"?
Both very good points. I don't understand either, but whatever floats your boat..
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 13, 2009, 09:55:49 PM
Dental plan
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: 1992 on September 13, 2009, 11:17:30 PM
Lisa needs braces.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: stabbin on September 13, 2009, 11:25:21 PM
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Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: sergioflorez on September 13, 2009, 11:41:54 PM
plan dental
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Pabst on September 13, 2009, 11:44:20 PM
i started reading this thread, and was kinda hyped on it, first kind of giving a fuck about ben's argument and all that. Then laughing a lot with the daddy of lurk pic. Then my roommate gave me a beer and passed the bong, and watched part of 40 year old virgin killed the last of my toasted head merlot. I fell partially asleep on the couch and came back to finish the thread, and lost my fuck giving of ben.
yeah.








dp
lnb
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 14, 2009, 07:34:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW17DpaJz40
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: bentmode on September 14, 2009, 09:01:56 PM
da bears
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: oldcasual on September 14, 2009, 10:17:43 PM
awesome thread, especially the last page.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: sven thorkel on September 14, 2009, 10:20:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW17DpaJz40

if your gonna post ultimate muscle roller legend you got to post the whole thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: variation on September 18, 2009, 12:05:42 PM
do you actually live in ny?
by the looks of him grippin that dick imma say yesh
Ugly ass fuck? have you looked at yourself lately, deangelo? go look for your cooler brother Antwuan


I'de like to thank the awesome people that inhibit this board such as the beefcake with the sandals known as "art newton" (looking at him i don't really feel so bad) After photoshopping my pic he probabely went back to playing CounterStrike with his bros
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2479/3896722107_90191e5616.jpg)
bump this photo hahahahaaa

Your all gonna hate on me even though i was nothing but a reasonable poster before. Even 1992 is genuinely pissed or maybe he's just joining in with the rest of the crew.  I'll upload the the Raised By Seuss tape for sure though (under a different name) It all comes down to recording equipment because right now i only have a USB turntable.




Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 20, 2009, 11:51:59 AM
do you actually live in ny?
by the looks of him grippin that dick imma say yesh
Ugly ass fuck? have you looked at yourself lately, deangelo? go look for your cooler brother Antwuan


I'de like to thank the awesome people that inhibit this board such as the beefcake with the sandals known as "art newton" (looking at him i don't really feel so bad) After photoshopping my pic he probabely went back to playing CounterStrike with his bros
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2479/3896722107_90191e5616.jpg)
bump this photo hahahahaaa

Your all gonna hate on me even though i was nothing but a reasonable poster before. Even 1992 is genuinely pissed or maybe he's just joining in with the rest of the crew.  I'll upload the the Raised By Seuss tape for sure though (under a different name) It all comes down to recording equipment because right now i only have a USB turntable.





Hello Nick Rix. You made a new account because you are hated
weird this thread popped up around this time. there's chick in my English class that's wanted me for a while, shes not fat but she's a little chubby.. ass and big tits..you know. anyways, today after class i couldn't take it anymore so i threw her into the boys bathroom and felt her tits and sucked on them for a decent ten minutes. I was already late for class, and she seemed over it so i went back to class. i got suspended for being mad late but it was worth the experience. here's a photo of her from myspace, i would of loved to flick her tits, maybe next time..if there is one.

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_7dcb64ee1800418bbf243c738f0c5bd0.jpg)
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: Bantam on September 20, 2009, 12:21:09 PM
Never forget Net Lurk -

Quote
DM: Now that was about the age of ice creams baggy clothes and curly hair. How did you develop your present style?
NR: I pretty much didn't know what I was doing up until I met Chase Bartee and John Lavoie. they told me to go buy some cords and flannels because it looked better. It eventually just grew onto me. I've pretty much developed my own style now, but they were the spark.
Title: Re: Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread
Post by: crailtapper on September 20, 2009, 05:33:42 PM
Never forget Net Lurk -

Quote
DM: Now that was about the age of ice creams baggy clothes and curly hair. How did you develop your present style?
NR: I pretty much didn't know what I was doing up until I met Chase Bartee and John Lavoie. they told me to go buy some cords and flannels because it looked better. It eventually just grew onto me. I've pretty much developed my own style now, but they were the spark.