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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: kilgore. on September 21, 2009, 04:58:17 PM
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Zooey Deschanel is married now, guys. goodbye girl, goodbye. i know you too well, and you will not cheat on your husband. when he was your boyfriend there was nothing a hundred dollars wouldn't do to get you to pleasure me in the backseat of your prius. :-\ :( :'(.
and to top it off, you know who she got married to? BEN FUCKIN' GIBBARD. AKA the lead singer of Death Cab For Cutie. Zooey Gibbard? i can't even jack off to a name like that? now i gotta picture a ring on her finger and some fat boy with hair parted in the middle fuckin' her to Transatlanticism, all the while makin' love to her ear drums? the fuck kinda year has this been? no swayze? no mj? a married zooey? the fuck?
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9750/zooeyben.jpg) (http://img3.imageshack.us/i/zooeyben.jpg/)
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3576/zooeyyben.jpg) (http://img3.imageshack.us/i/zooeyyben.jpg/)
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/7783/zooeygibbard.jpg) (http://img121.imageshack.us/i/zooeygibbard.jpg/)
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It's a SAD SAD day. :'(
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Fuck.
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My heart....
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WHAT!?
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Well shiiiiit.
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i'm down for both. gibbard is a great songsmith (fuck it, i'm pussy enough to even have liked death cab when it was on the O.C.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNqQC7R_Me4
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yeah 09' has been one huge bummer.
i've never seen that dude before in my life but he looks like a big tool.
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/7783/zooeygibbard.jpg) (http://img121.imageshack.us/i/zooeygibbard.jpg/)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk84/derick_lover_01/charles-manson.jpg)
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as much as i dont want to i gotta give it up to ben. he has some thing that we dont. a rare gem named zooey.
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i'm down for both. gibbard is a great songsmith (fuck it, i'm pussy enough to even have liked death cab when it was on the O.C.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNqQC7R_Me4
an O.C reference, "down for" ben gibbard, "gibbard is great", AND you are okay with this marriage. you are definitely on some yes homo shit.
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she's gorgeous and sucks at acting. gibbard is actually talented. put them together and you'll have some amazing babies. yes homo
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she's gorgeous and sucks at acting. gibbard is actually talented. put them together and you'll have some amazing babies. yes homo
you're a terrible person.
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she's gorgeous and sucks at acting. gibbard is actually talented. put them together and you'll have some amazing babies. yes homo
i'm sorry, but bitches don't do any acting when i fuck them, so her acting is irrelevant to me.
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she's gorgeous and sucks at acting. gibbard is actually talented. put them together and you'll have some amazing babies. yes homo
the fucking thing is a given. of course i (or anyone with a dick for that matter) would. does that mean she's some wonderful indie goddess waiting on bare knees to share a glass of wine with you near the fire while leonard cohen plays? no
zooeys face with sasha greys fucking skills and personality = winner
(http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Zooey_Deschanel/ZooeyDeschan_J__McCart_10314680.jpg)
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you sound like you rather jack off to a porn of her and gibbard instead of fucking her yourself.
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you sound like you rather jack off to a porn of her and gibbard instead of fucking her yourself.
haha, absolutely not. that would be quite a feat. after plowing her she'd never get herself involved in a movie like 500 days of summer ever again
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You can still rape someone if they're married
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ben gibbard looks like someone that puts household objects into his anus
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she's ok.
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Don't fret! It was a long shot either way, and considering the fact that none of you seem to like her man, this will simply make your inevitable slaying of Zooey that much more epic. Oh the stories you'll tell!
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Don't fret! It was a long shot either way, and considering the fact that none of you seem to like her man, this will simply make your inevitable slaying of Zooey that much more epic. Oh the stories you'll tell!
(http://img2.allposters.com/images/PF_New%5C232007/PF_2563174.jpg)
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ben gibbard looks like someone that puts household objects into his anus
I chuckled :)
she's gorgeous and sucks at acting. gibbard is actually talented. put them together and you'll have some amazing babies. yes homo
These are both true statements. Actually they are facts.
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Celebrity marriages never last. I still might have a chance.
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she's gorgeous and sucks at acting. gibbard is actually talented. put them together and you'll have some amazing babies. yes homo
These are both true statements. Actually they are facts.
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Sad, but true. Though she was pretty adequete in "All the Real Girls."
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What are you guys complaining about?
Just 'cos she's married doesn't mean she ain't down to fuck other dudes.
Keep the dream alive.
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she's gorgeous and sucks at acting. gibbard is actually talented. put them together and you'll have some amazing babies. yes homo
sig'd
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The only reason I kept watching Weeds when she was on was based on the prayer we'd see some skin, but no its all old people tittys (although mary louise parker sure looks good for someone over 45)
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she sux at skating
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ease in slightly and whisper in her ear "lets not turn this rape into a murder"
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she's gorgeous and sucks at acting. gibbard is actually talented. put them together and you'll have some amazing babies. yes homo
These are both true statements. Actually they are facts.
thank god you guys agree with me
is it homo to like her music more than her acting? if so, throw the book at me, dan-o
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ease in slightly and whisper in her ear "lets not turn this rape into a murder"
so fucked! but i laughed.
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(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/cubanice31/zooey10800x600.jpg)
She definitely puts that Gyllanhall bitch in her place.
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Fuck, this really sucks.
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wow gibbard
all of you guys actually did have a chance after all
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i never even paid attention to her acting i just stare at her in her movies
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kilgoreoneism
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<img src="http://i004.radikal.ru/0802/9c/0c9e1abca69b.jpg">
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You can still rape someone if they're married
brilliant
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bham boy done good....... fucker.
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bham boy done good....... fucker.
Shit, I didn't know he's from WA. I wanna walk to his parents' house and make brown on the portch.
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(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee320/uclaker/92db18b7.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJFutyUrllo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePVG8iqYnt4
you can see her titties in this movie.
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Did you guys buy her cd? I did.
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Zooey Deschanel is a talentless piece of shit. Joanna Newsom is where it's at, faggots.
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/5967986/Joanna+Newsom+bathroom.jpg)
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Fuck! oh well it is Hollywood and that means it's an average of 3-7 years. How long does Scarlett Johanson have left on her marriage?
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i got to meet her once. she is super cute, but i don't she has much range as an actress. she pretty much just plays herself
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:)
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Did you guys buy her cd? I did.
I thought chtulhu only listened to metallica
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Zooey Deschanel is a talentless piece of shit. Joanna Newsom is where it's at, faggots.
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/5967986/Joanna+Newsom+bathroom.jpg)
joanna newsome sucks. with her fake weird screechy bullshit. but damn, she's got an ass on her.
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Yeah, and Zooey's band is just fucking awesome... Hush, faggot.
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/31370797/Joanna+Newsom+Joanna.jpg)
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Zooey Deschanel is a talentless piece of shit. Joanna Newsom is where it's at, faggots.
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/5967986/Joanna+Newsom+bathroom.jpg)
joanna newsome sucks. with her fake weird screechy bullshit. but damn, she's got an ass on her.
Joanna's voice is hit or miss with me. But she was on some late night show recently (One of the Jimmy's I think) and I didn't recognize her at first because she's mellowed out her voice just enough so that's different, but not too pitchy like it can be. It was also the first time I ever saw her and I'll be damned there wasn't a bubbly midget in red wings fluttering above my head with a sly grin on his pudgy face. What a beautiful girl. Zooey's growing on me quite a lot, but I never got into her before because her acting just killed it for me. floop's right, she just plays similar characters all the time. But I can still swim in those eyes for the duration of her movies.
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her head would make a nice ornament for my love room
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her head would make a nice ornament for my love room
and her arms would make great candlestick holders for the foyer
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAvnOWc5uD0
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTOF_rwpJAY
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i'm already plotting to kill ben gibbard, anyone want to help?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAvnOWc5uD0
That was an extremely awkward performance. She looked so uncomfortable, and like she could use several drinks.
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She has some magical aurora about her that draws me in. So how much does it cost to stuff a body?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdeLrNZRD3I
tracyanne campell > z. deschanel.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdeLrNZRD3I
tracyanne campell > z. deschanel.
I saw them back in October, there were a lot of young teens there and I felt slightly awkward. But there was a 50 year old guy a few feet to my left singing along shamelessly to every song, so that helped. I also got to go in for free with this cute girl who I found out is in love with Jerry Hsu, but doesn't skate. When I brought him up, her first words were "I can't wait for his Stay Gold part to come out!" We ended up making out New Years Eve--fantastic kisser.