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Title: Mike V skate game
Post by: jacquesknife on September 22, 2009, 05:49:47 AM
Mike Vallely is getting his own video game called do or die! Tony Hawk and EA must be shitting themselves...

http://tinyurl.com/lov9aw
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: therealmario on September 22, 2009, 05:53:32 AM
"yeaaah! thats how i do it!"
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: ahlee on September 22, 2009, 05:53:50 AM
it comes with a special controller you just throw back and forth from hand to hand
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: NickDagger on September 22, 2009, 06:12:30 AM
One thing that bugs me about Mike V, is that on his show Drive, where he could have gotten any vehicle to drive around the country, he choose a giant old Jeep that probably got like 10 miles to the gallon. It just goes to show what he's all about-all image, very little critical thinking. Like it was cool that he gave it to some guy that deserved a new car at the end, but you know, if he wasn't all about himself and his image it would have been a new car that he drove, and a new car that he gave to the guy.
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: mcpeepants on September 22, 2009, 07:16:11 AM
Go figure the "soundtrack" for the game is Revolution Mother... his own fucking band. This guy loves himself way too much. Yeah, back in the day he was the shit, but now he needs to stop sucking his own dick.
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: j....soy..... on September 22, 2009, 07:54:43 AM
One thing that bugs me about Mike V, is that on his show Drive, where he could have gotten any vehicle to drive around the country, he choose a giant old Jeep that probably got like 10 miles to the gallon. It just goes to show what he's all about-all image, very little critical thinking. Like it was cool that he gave it to some guy that deserved a new car at the end, but you know, if he wasn't all about himself and his image it would have been a new car that he drove, and a new car that he gave to the guy.

or driven a civic.....
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: busey on September 22, 2009, 07:56:02 AM
so you can only be mike v in this game? is there a level where you jerk off in the mirror to get the full mike v experience?
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: TheDraught on September 22, 2009, 07:56:50 AM
you made a tiny url for this link?

http://www.huckmagazine.com/blog/mike-die-skate/
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: Narcissus on September 22, 2009, 08:21:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJq2h743UGI&feature=player_embedded

terrible.
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: reyes on September 22, 2009, 08:34:43 AM
band is not even good
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: Beer Wizard on September 22, 2009, 09:03:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJq2h743UGI&feature=player_embedded

terrible.
Haha he said Doo doo,

"Let's see what you can do (awkward pause) do or die."
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: Commercial D on September 22, 2009, 09:14:24 AM
band is not even good
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: natenola forever on September 22, 2009, 09:28:05 AM
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One thing that bugs me about Mike V, is that on his show Drive, where he could have gotten any vehicle to drive around the country, he choose a giant old Jeep that probably got like 10 miles to the gallon. It just goes to show what he's all about-all image, very little critical thinking. Like it was cool that he gave it to some guy that deserved a new car at the end, but you know, if he wasn't all about himself and his image it would have been a new car that he drove, and a new car that he gave to the guy.
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or driven a civic.....

actually it gets shipped from city to city, i was pretty bummed on that
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: Fongstarr. on September 22, 2009, 09:50:02 AM
We really don't need anymore games in the market. I mean EA and Neversoft are going toe to toe with their franchise titles....why would anyone want to buy a Vallely video game. Seems like a big waste of money to me.
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: rawbertson. on September 22, 2009, 10:01:20 AM
its for ipod/iphone only dummies

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Man, I bet Tony Hawk and EA are worried about this one! Revolution mother suck!
jacquesknife - September 22, 2009, 13:53 / Report abuse
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Post by: Nautical J on September 22, 2009, 11:38:02 AM
I'm assuming you can't skate switch or do any heelflip variations in the game.
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Post by: NickDagger on September 22, 2009, 12:38:52 PM
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One thing that bugs me about Mike V, is that on his show Drive, where he could have gotten any vehicle to drive around the country, he choose a giant old Jeep that probably got like 10 miles to the gallon. It just goes to show what he's all about-all image, very little critical thinking. Like it was cool that he gave it to some guy that deserved a new car at the end, but you know, if he wasn't all about himself and his image it would have been a new car that he drove, and a new car that he gave to the guy.
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or driven a civic.....
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actually it gets shipped from city to city, i was pretty bummed on that

hahahahha wow. that's maybe even a thousand times more regular
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: everypennyfedcar on September 22, 2009, 12:55:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJq2h743UGI&feature=player_embedded

terrible.

that's ridiculously funny. you can be Mike V. from all of his influential eras!
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Post by: Nic on September 22, 2009, 12:56:53 PM
I know what's on my christmas list.
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: 420 on September 22, 2009, 01:00:47 PM
"yeaaah! thats how i do it!"
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: manu on September 22, 2009, 01:30:02 PM
so your expected to pay for this?
really
i dont think so
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: jacquesknife on September 23, 2009, 03:05:45 AM
its for ipod/iphone only dummies

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Man, I bet Tony Hawk and EA are worried about this one! Revolution mother suck!
jacquesknife - September 22, 2009, 13:53 / Report abuse
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*sarcasm*
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: Paper Crane on September 23, 2009, 03:20:32 AM
psyched on the choose vallely's destiny mode.
(http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/rt_redneck3_070709_ssh.jpg)
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: Donkey Lips on September 23, 2009, 04:17:32 AM
a fully customizable mike v?  so you can change denim jackets or something.
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: Jupiter on September 23, 2009, 07:44:43 AM
damn the other day i was JUST thinking, how could this dude get any lamer? then he does this.

what a condescending pompous jackass.
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: zipzinger666 on September 23, 2009, 09:33:12 AM
I'm assuming you can't skate switch or do any heelflip variations in the game.

Iphone handplants and bonelesses all day. Cant wait...
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: DevilOnEnzyte on September 23, 2009, 10:19:29 AM
I like Mike V and all. He's a nice guy in person, and I've had the pleasure of skating with him.
But damn enough is enough.
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: FROST YOUR TIPS on September 24, 2009, 10:46:30 AM
I like Mike V and all. He's a nice guy in person, and I've had the pleasure of skating with him.
But damn enough is enough.

It is always hard to hate on someone who's roots run as far back as Mike V's but when your pulling shit like this no one can really take you serious.
Title: Re: Mike V skate game
Post by: dylan makes me wet on September 24, 2009, 01:26:08 PM
i hope you can double pits to chesty on this..