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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: whiteley on December 02, 2009, 10:19:39 AM
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The good folks at Vans have donated two-dozen limited edition and signed Jeff Grosso cruiser boards (artwork by John Lucero) to be given away to SLAP forum members! Every day from today until Christmas we’ll give one away. How it will work is that each day there will be a magic number chosen at random—15, 614, 4089, whatever- and the forum post (all boards count) that coincides with that number will be the winner for the day. So, post away as usual and every day somebody will be the lucky winner- but you have to be a registered member to win! We’ll keep you posted on the winners every day (or as often as possible) through this thread. Happy posting, happy holidays, and thanks to Vans!
Today's magic number: 1078, which hasn't been hit yet, so post on!
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1078 get
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That's a lot of cruisers. Stoked on this.
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Rad idea!
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That is one rad deck, nice job Black Label and Vans.
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that's like the /b/ fap idea! cool!
edit- hold on, what's the post number? becaus it's chronological, and as i post this, the latest is #msg1064486, so it'll take 7 thousand posts until we reach back to an ending like 1078. or is it that 1078 can be found anywhere in the number, and the first to hit it will get it? well in this case that would take longer, but anyway
i'm a little lost
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cool. hope i get lucky.
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those look dope.
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Oh cool, vans makes decks now.
(sarcasm)
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just give me one already
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Did I win?
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Oh cool, vans makes decks now.
(sarcasm)
it's actually a Label-made board (note the logos at the nose and tail), a "collab" deal.
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i have not won.
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you're makin me wanna spam the place for that nice lil gift right there heheh
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That is one rad deck, nice job Vans.
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I would be happy to have that as the liquor concierge vehicle. Do the random numbers drawn coincide with those of certain Scientology equations?
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strictly for bombing the hill on the way to the bar
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Oh cool, vans makes decks now.
(sarcasm)
it's actually a Label-made board (note the logos at the nose and tail), a "collab" deal.
yes I know that (note me putting "sarcasm" in parenthesis there)
Not trying to be a dick, just upping my post count.
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holy crapulence, that is pretty sweet!
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this is so rad!!! ;D
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tubular
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I'm down...Grosso rips.
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gimmie stuff. nah just kidding i love to cruise
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it's too bad i tend to write longer, thoughtful posts rather than filling the board with posts that say "dats gay" or whatever. if there is any justice in the world then this post will win!
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strictly for bombing the hill on the way to the bar
This.
Did i win yet?
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and i love slap. :-*
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you're makin me wanna spam the place for that nice lil gift right there heheh
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Fucking awesome.
(Please let this be the Golden Ticket post).
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<img src="http://scrapetv.com/The%20Visual/misc/midway/crusinUSA-screenshot.jpg">
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I'm in.
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if nothing else, this will help me reach slap pal status WoowoOWOowo.
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Cruising for a boozing on one of those would be delightful.
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i don't get the post number, how's that work?
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i doubt i'll win anything but this is mad cool of you guys.
then again, you guys sent me those sweet slap shirts a while back.
i'm actually rocking it as i type, its been my new favorite shirt for a minute now.
good luck and congrats to all soon to be winners.
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;)
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yeah uhhhh, pick me.
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would be breathtaking if I won
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i've never won anything before....that's right, i STAY losing.
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i just bought the cork top stefan cruiser but i suppose another wont hurt
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It'd be funny if the winning post ended up being in this topic.
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board looks dope
I'm in.
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Oh cool, vans makes decks now.
(sarcasm)
it's actually a Label-made board (note the logos at the nose and tail), a "collab" deal.
Not trying to be a dick, just upping my post count.
didn't think you were being a dick, just thought it was directed at vans making boards being cool- my misread of sarcastic intentions!
just checked total post count for the day, at this rate we should hit the magic number in a couple hours...
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ooh ooh pick me!
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vagina
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That thing looks sick... any bigger pictures?
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Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home
When you call my name its like a little prayer
Im down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know Ill take you there
I hear your voice, its like an angel sighing
I have no choice, I hear your voice
Feels like flying
I close my eyes, oh God I think Im falling
Out of the sky, I close my eyes
Heaven help me
When you call my name its like a little prayer
Im down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know Ill take you there
Like a child you whisper softly to me
Youre in control just like a child
Now Im dancing
Its like a dream, no end and no beginning
Youre here with me, its like a dream
Let the choir sing
When you call my name its like a little prayer
Im down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know Ill take you there
Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there
Just like a muse to me, you are a mystery
Just like a dream, you are not what you seem
Just like a prayer, no choice your voice can take me there
Just like a prayer, Ill take you there
Its like a dream to me
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i like this idea. but i highly doubt i will win one. oh well, it's awesome for whoever does win one.
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always stoked on the little contests you do.
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it's too bad i tend to write longer, thoughtful posts rather than filling the board with posts that say "dats gay" or whatever. if there is any justice in the world then this post will win!
strictly for bombing the hill on the way to the bar
and this is a pretty tight idea. Love the board and love the contest - bit confusing though.
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i don't get the post number, how's that work?
I don't get it either.
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why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
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why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
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why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
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why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
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why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
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why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
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why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
BTW, its not who posts 1078 times today.
its who makes the 1078th post of today.
get it?
now let the spamming commence!
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why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
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why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
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well im certainly down for this
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i know the secret, i will win
why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
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Rollin that dice yo...
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why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
we're at 486! lets get moving people! find any thread and post like mad!
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why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
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why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
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why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
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actually scratch that idea of finding any thread and spamming
just spam this one until we get close.
why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
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winner winner chicken dinner.
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i think i post enough as it is.
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i'm saying, we need to get to 1078 and were at like 500 right now.
578 posts to go!
why pick such a high number?
now everyones going to spam the boards!
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okay seriously though what if we don't reach the number of posts?
the average here is 722 post per day.
we'd have to find something to bitch about to go 300+ over the average you know.
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Damn yo! I need a new cruiser! Ps anyone in wellfleet ma find my old one?
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i think i post enough as it is.
feel like i don't post enough... this is a good way to spark a new streak of posting (a reasonable amount of posting)... let's hope it stays
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chill faster, chill! there's no need for anybody to spam, just post normally. we'll get to that number soon enough on a regular schedule. there are thousands of posts made every day, i picked a middle number.
ok, for anybody who doesn't get it- we here at the office can look at all the posts made to any board on the forum in the order they were made. we pick a number and then find the corresponding post. doesn't matter where it's made. spamming doesn't help other than making the chosen number come up faster, which doesn't increase anybody's chances of winning, so don't spam! proceed as normal.
i'll check where we're at in a second, but it was above 700 hours ago.
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haha, alright no prob. but i'm looking at the stats right now and were only at 514 unless theres posts that we just don't get to see?
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thank you for clearing that up
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still hoping i win
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This is rad. Hope I get it.
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if i win, i'll cut it up into pieces and share with everyone in this thread
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if i win, i'll cut it up into pieces and share with everyone in this thread
promise? ;)
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I never win shit...
(http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/1115/100864/f/663545-Grumpy-old-lady-0.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYa7ZZfX188
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I never win shit...
(http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/1115/100864/f/663545-Grumpy-old-lady-0.jpg)
i fucked her
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Im in ur thrdz, winnin ur cruzr.
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haha, alright no prob. but i'm looking at the stats right now and were only at 514 unless theres posts that we just don't get to see?
aha, you're right! the program we have to check the total post count was set to GMT instead of PST so we were getting an extra eight hours of post count due to the time difference (going back into yesterday). anyhow, now the clock on the counter thing has been reset to coincide with the clock used on the forum itself so we're straight from here on out. BUT in honor of pointing this discrepancy out, we're ditching the magic number for today and giving today's board to faster! PM forthcoming. thanks! don't worry, 23 more to go!
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Im gonna win! Bwahahaha ;D
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COME ON COME ON COME ON I'M LOCKED IN!!!
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C'mon!
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C'mon!
you made an account just to win you asshole.
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yo, whoever wins should have at least ONE post made prior to this contest
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Stoked Faster! won it.
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you made an account just to win you asshole.
Actually I had this account for a while but never used it
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damn, i made a bunch of stupid posts and lowered my rep for no reason! (i'm sure my rep will fall after this post).
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so tomorrow, and every day, we'll pick a new number to be the winning post number, and each day the tally starts over at 12:00 am PST just to be totally clear.
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Im in ur thrdz, winnin ur cruzr.
this is fuckin' funny!
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bitches always be hatin' on greenwich mean time
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haha, alright no prob. but i'm looking at the stats right now and were only at 514 unless theres posts that we just don't get to see?
aha, you're right! the program we have to check the total post count was set to GMT instead of PST so we were getting an extra eight hours of post count due to the time difference (going back into yesterday). anyhow, now the clock on the counter thing has been reset to coincide with the clock used on the forum itself so we're straight from here on out. BUT in honor of pointing this discrepancy out, we're ditching the magic number for today and giving today's board to faster! PM forthcoming. thanks! don't worry, 23 more to go!
not to get all 5inchdick but
JESUS CHRISTMAS CHRIST!
SOMEONE KICK ME IN THE NUTS!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M READING THIS SHIT!
I'M STOKED!
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HOLY
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FUCK
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PICK
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ME
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FUCK
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haha, alright no prob. but i'm looking at the stats right now and were only at 514 unless theres posts that we just don't get to see?
aha, you're right! the program we have to check the total post count was set to GMT instead of PST so we were getting an extra eight hours of post count due to the time difference (going back into yesterday). anyhow, now the clock on the counter thing has been reset to coincide with the clock used on the forum itself so we're straight from here on out. BUT in honor of pointing this discrepancy out, we're ditching the magic number for today and giving today's board to faster! PM forthcoming. thanks! don't worry, 23 more to go!
not to get all 5inchdick but
JESUS CHRISTMAS CHRIST!
SOMEONE KICK ME IN THE NUTS!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M READING THIS SHIT!
I'M STOKED!
spamming pays off.... ;)
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crazy
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Classy act boys! Love the deck too, been wanting a cruiser for awhile.
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Jimmy be postin.
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(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/29/128777614340671049.jpg)
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:o
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great idea!
congratulations to whoever wins
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<img src="http://scrapetv.com/The%20Visual/misc/midway/crusinUSA-screenshot.jpg">
Best game ever
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<img src="http://scrapetv.com/The%20Visual/misc/midway/crusinUSA-screenshot.jpg">
Best game ever
not
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with that board on christmas i'd be able to carve the streets and the ham.
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Rad idea!
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pick me!
(http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/oooh-pick-me-mr-kotter.jpg)
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Stay in school, don't drink and drive and take lots of candy from stangers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLH3BcUQyZk
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i like numbers
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does it rain in space?
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wait how do we know when its over for the day
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dudes, its over for today and its not based on your post count.
whiteley picks a number at random everyday and whoever makes that numbered post, wins.
i.e. if he picks 726, the person who makes the 726th post of the day, wins.
wait how do we know when its over for the day
as i understand it, it begins and ends at midnight and he announces/pms the winner the following day.
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haha, you son of a bitch.
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dudes, its over for today and its not based on your post count.
whiteley picks a number at random everyday and whoever makes that numbered post, wins.
i.e. if he picks 726, the person who makes the 726th post of the day, wins.
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wait how do we know when its over for the day
as i understand it, it begins and ends at midnight and he announces/pms the winner the following day.
I know. I didn't read the entire thread and saw that whiteley made a mistake and said there were still 23 left, I thought he meant posts until the winner.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jandek (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jandek)
jandek win me this board
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Holy moly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csm2PtCiqJU&feature=related
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...and pros always say we're not getting anything out of talking shit on the internet all day.
Well LOOK AT US NOW
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I never win these things
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it'd rule if someone won all 24 of them
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jandek (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jandek)
jandek win me this board
My dad was Jandek's roommate back in the day when he was Sterling. He used to ask me if I knew who he was, and I would always say no. Then he would get bummed out because he was under the impression that it made him cool. So anyway, its after midnight now, so how about the magic number for today be like 75 or something, and this be it. Cool? Cool.
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Christmas is coming... What if a fake account
wins that? 8)
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bitches always be hatin' on greenwich mean time
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if i don't win any of the next 23 times, i'm casting a voodoo curse on everyone
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bitches always be hatin' on greenwich mean time
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what about non us timezones...
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This is the Obamacare of contests! We're in a contest even if we never asked to be!
(http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/2351/Glenn_Beck.jpg)
SOSHILIZMAH!
WANT THAT BOARD
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MADE ANOTHER CHANCE FOR MYSELF!!!
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more incentive for berra and donovan to make real accounts.
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man, i hope i win this time. i just left my cruiser out in the rain cause i passed out on my lawn after riding it home form the bar WAYYY too late and when i woke up it was raining on my face and i just went inside. so, yeah, i need a new cruiser deck like right now. i'm fully into this. that board looks killer.
k
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Where can i see the post count of today?
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Does this work in EU too?
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winning post right here
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1337!
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...and pros always say we're not getting anything out of talking shit on the internet all day.
Well LOOK AT US NOW
were being rewarded for being cowards.
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dead in the middle of little italy
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lucky number
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fucking got it
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Where can i see the post count of today?
no cheating!!! you haveto just watch!!!
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i hope cotg wins one.
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so whiteley still hasn't posted the magic number yet.
damn that 3 hours west coast time difference!
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i hope cotg wins one.
I picture him wedging it against the curb next to his mailbox and stomping it with no hesitation.
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or just go to the park and give it to the biggest faggot
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i'm really hungry right now
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I'm starved. What should I have for lunch?
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I'm starved. What should I have for lunch?
drink a bucket of mayo
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I'm starved. What should I have for lunch?
roast beef.
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im gonna have to start posting...
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not REALLY getting it.
so this has nothing to do with post count?
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not REALLY getting it.
so this has nothing to do with post count?
Not your individual post count. They're counting everyone's posts collectively until one person hits the lucky number du jour.
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I'm posting more than ever in hopes of winning a board. My priorities are kinda fucked.
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Ohh now I get it
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still don't get it.
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greetings everybody.
today's magic number: 497
still a couple hours away most likely... post on. no spamming!
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will do
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I picture him wedging it against the curb next to his mailbox and stomping it with no hesitation.
I lol'd.
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I really need to open my eyes more. I read a thread about it, saw that Faster won, and thought it was over. It wasn't til ATM informed me that I even became aware that this contest was a daily thing going on til Christmas. Good way to liven up the holidays ;)
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i'm not spamming because every post will contain a unique thought or reflection. dear journal, i just ate two fried eggs and a bowl of cereal for breakfast. then i used a shoelace to play with my cat named boris.
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i'm not spamming because every post will contain a unique thought or reflection. dear journal, i just ate two fried eggs and a bowl of cereal for breakfast. then i used a shoelace to play with my cat named boris.
im spamming
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i will surf for babes when i win this
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were at 289 right now.
someones going to win later this afternoon!
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were at 289 right now.
someones going to win later this afternoon!
that's totally fucked up.
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i just ate tuna fiche and marcarrona sald
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I had a sandwich and fries from chic-fil-a.
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were at 289 right now.
someones going to win later this afternoon!
that's totally fucked up.
totes, bro
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awesome
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awesome
totes, bro
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I had a sandwich and fries from chic-fil-a.
I had some fish sticks with mashed potatoes
(http://www.fembusiness.nl/upload/472b5baa-672a-48a6-9ab0-690956cd6a89_iglo_169x169.jpg)
are you still in your recovery process?
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I want a cigarette but it's 15 degrees outside.
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My collarbone is pretty much healed but I probably can't skate til next year. Shitty.
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just dont fall on your shoulder...
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Post 289.
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posting
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posting from mah blackbooty
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just dont fall on your shoulder...
That's what fucked me up the first time. Same thing at :30, more or less.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feCwYHNrIus
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im n ur thrdz, wnin ur cruzr
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posting from mah blackbooty
bbm?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMJn8dsO4_w
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^^^
Inspirational
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Watching Sopranos, eating a hot dog, smoking some buckets
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bitches always be hatin' on greenwich mean time
I didn't realize how funny this post was until I re-read it.
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I think I just got lucky.
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u win?
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i got that shit. i had 6 different windows open.
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Why would you need another cruiser? You just won yesterday...
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u win?
Or did you win?
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I forgot the number.
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Or did you win?
did we win together?
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497
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I have a hunch that this thread will be classic slap worthy before this contest is over.
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nah, classic slap = laughs.
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did we win together?
If you win together, you should divide it by every other layer and then cut the last piece in half down the middle.
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beat me to it faster! I hope you win again
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AND AGAIN
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and again
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and a fourth time. but that would be it...
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Fuck, this thread gets updated every ten seconds.
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so when hes announcing the winner?
i hope no one who wins these puts them up on ebay for financial gain, i'll seriously have to stab you.
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If you win together, you should divide it by every other layer and then cut the last piece in half down the middle.
Or I'll take the nose half and you can have the tail half. Sound good or do you wanna cut it hot dog bun style? So many options!
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If you win together, you should divide it by every other layer and then cut the last piece in half down the middle.
king soloman speaks!
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and today's winner, lucky #497, drum roll please......
ahlee!
pm coming.
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If you win together, you should divide it by every other layer and then cut the last piece in half down the middle.
Or I'll take the nose half and you can have the tail half. Sound good or do you wanna cut it hot dog bun style? So many options!
we could always share custody?
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If you win together, you should divide it by every other layer and then cut the last piece in half down the middle.
Or I'll take the nose half and you can have the tail half. Sound good or do you wanna cut it hot dog bun style? So many options!
you could throw it in a woodchipper, glue it back together in a big ball, roll it down the street until it gets hit by a car and then gather each piece that you want. or would that just be silly?
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FUCK
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i hope no one who wins these puts them up on ebay for financial gain, i'll seriously have to stab you.
Someone did that shit when Mark had given away a few Slap Magazine #1's. No time after he'd given away the mags, someone was trying to sell one in the classifieds section.
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yeah ahlee!
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ill share this with you oyolar. let me get a month with it and then ill mail it to you. we should go halves on some wheels/trucks.
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congrats ahlee!
the conspiracy theorist in me says, this contest is to gather everyones information so they can give it to steve.
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Haha, good shit ahlee! I thought faster was gonna snipe that shit! hahaha so good
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ill share this with you oyolar. let me get a month with it and then ill mail it to you. we should go halves on some wheels/trucks.
That really is the only fair way to do it.
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ill share this with you oyolar. let me get a month with it and then ill mail it to you. we should go halves on some wheels/trucks.
That really is the only fair way to do it.
...and people say this place is full of haters. Slap is warm and fuzzy/unshaved.
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i hope no one who wins these puts them up on ebay for financial gain, i'll seriously have to stab you.
now thats just fuckin rude.
i really want to win one outright. the other one was kind of given to me you know, its not really the same.
plus it would be dope to have one to ride and another to put on the wall.
please tell grosso to spill some beer and put his cig out on my mine!
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if anyone wins TWO and i win ZERO i'll be seriously bummed, i've never gotten a single skate item for free (ok, stickers)
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Haha, good shit ahlee! I thought faster was gonna snipe that shit! hahaha so good
all my years buying on ebay didn't pay off, you frickin slap bastids put a 5 second wait time between posts, it screw my whole game up, lol!
who knows?, maybe i actually made the 497th post and they're giving it to ahlee because i already have one.
not that i mind if thats what they did, i totally understand. but if thats the case, please PM me so i don't have to waste my time trying to win one of these and i can start posting like a normal member again.
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if someone wins two whatever, it's a random game.
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if anyone wins TWO and i win ZERO i'll be seriously bummed, i've never gotten a single skate item for free (ok, stickers)
if i win 3, illl give you one. promise.
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ahlee won fair and square, don't trip!
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if anyone wins TWO and i win ZERO i'll be seriously bummed, i've never gotten a single skate item for free (ok, stickers)
if i win 3, illl give you one. promise.
haha awesome, maybe i should just stop trying and pray that this happens
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i won my paycheck today and then treated myself to a steak and cheese sub
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Oscar Jordan vs Steve Berra.
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Danny Way vs Kris Markovich.
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Gershon Mosely vs Andrew Reynolds.
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if anyone wins TWO and i win ZERO i'll be seriously bummed, i've never gotten a single skate item for free (ok, stickers)
if i win 3, illl give you one. promise.
haha awesome, maybe i should just stop trying and pray that this happens
what size shoe are you?
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James Kelch vs Jesse Martinez.
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Greg Carroll vs Block.
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ahlee won fair and square, don't trip!
i'm sure everyone else will be pissed but if i won another one, it would be cool with you dudes?
i totally understand if you want to spread the love to everyone, just let me know.
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ohhhhhhh NOW I get it
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POP THAT PUSSY AND SHAKE THAT ASS
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i wear a size 10.5-11.
faster, i don't really care if you wanna try to win two, better than these no-names signing up for the contest. the winner should be someone who has earned it by enduring COTGs posting at least.
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I'd be stoked for anyone that won more than one. It's just chance, and I imagine someone is bound to do a repeat or threepeat.
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ideally they'd get spread out, but i probably won't deny a repeat...
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i wear a size 10.5-11.
faster, i don't really care if you wanna try to win two, better than these no-names signing up for the contest. the winner should be someone who has earned it by enduring COTGs posting at least.
If I dont win 3 I might be able to get you a pair of vans, just so you've got some something free besides stickers.
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What if you won one yourself, Mark? Would the system crash?
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What if you won one yourself, Mark? Would the system crash?
yes. the same thing happens when you type "google" into google.
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I'd be stoked for anyone that won more than one. It's just chance, and I imagine someone is bound to do a repeat or threepeat.
since i won the grosso cruiser, this is the board i'm going to raffle off to raise money for a new obstacle this spring.
if somehow i win another one, i'll toss is some cruiser wheels and trucks and make it a complete. :)
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/860/image661.jpg)
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u gotta crazy looking wall man
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u gotta crazy looking wall man
nah, its a display table. my dad got it as a gift from one of his artist friends many years ago and i took it when i moved out.
its actually really dope, its lights up!
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/729/image663c.jpg)
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i wear a size 10.5-11.
faster, i don't really care if you wanna try to win two, better than these no-names signing up for the contest. the winner should be someone who has earned it by enduring COTGs posting at least.
If I dont win 3 I might be able to get you a pair of vans, just so you've got some something free besides stickers.
you're the man, that would be awesome but i have no expectations so it's cool either way. by the way, i think i gathered from other posts that you had that crook pop over into the bank in the orchard video, so allow me to say (as others probably have) that that trick was one of the highlights for me, i think it was the first time i completely involuntarily screamed at the premier, haha.
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ahlee and faster are brian winning
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if i accidentally win one, the whole site evaporates immediately. i'll try not to post too much.
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if i accidentally win one, the whole site evaporates immediately. i'll try not to post too much.
But you've only got 12 more to go until you know what.
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until the past 11 years of me working at SLAP pay off and i'm finally official?
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if i accidentally win one, the whole site evaporates immediately. i'll try not to post too much.
But you've only got 12 more to go until you know what.
uh oh, i guess we better start deleting all those hate threads about whiteley.
i kid, i kid.
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until the past 11 years of me working at SLAP pay off and i'm finally official?
You'll have double-cred, man.
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u gotta crazy looking wall man
its actually really dope, its lights up!
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/729/image663c.jpg)
faster! did i just make this up in my head or do you have a little shop goin in your living room in nyc? oh and im still seriously rooting for cotg to win one of these fuckers. make it happen.
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i wear a size 10.5-11.
faster, i don't really care if you wanna try to win two, better than these no-names signing up for the contest. the winner should be someone who has earned it by enduring COTGs posting at least.
If I dont win 3 I might be able to get you a pair of vans, just so you've got some something free besides stickers.
you're the man, that would be awesome but i have no expectations so it's cool either way. by the way, i think i gathered from other posts that you had that crook pop over into the bank in the orchard video, so allow me to say (as others probably have) that that trick was one of the highlights for me, i think it was the first time i completely involuntarily screamed at the premier, haha.
shit, thanks man.. you local too? that means no shipping! woot
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COTG should be required to post a video of him doing a Bertleman slide if he wins
it is his favorite trick.
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Truth. Although he is a bit picky about how "full tilt" people do them. I'm kind've with him there.
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you never go full tilt
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Truth. Although he is a bit picky about how "full tilt" people do them.
Haha, that got me thinking about how you could update that trick to be more STREET and i started picturing flip tricks into and during them. like picture someone doing a backside flip on a bank and purposely stomping it into a bert slide at 90 degrees (or maybe put a parking block on the bank and be "front boarding" it while your hands are on the ground...pretty much asking to knock your teeth out lol). or picture someone popping a kickflip while at full apex and like "kickflip manualing" back to the standing up position. yea i'm dorking out right now.
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also ahlee, if you know lincoln park in somerville with the curved ledge and rough/steep bank, i live RIGHT next to that (and yes the spot was a factor in choosing this apartment ;D)
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WIN!
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I want one a dem skateboards
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wait, what was the magic number today? or are we not supposed to know
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you never go full tilt
you never go full person...
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you never go full tilt
On Bertlemans? You're goddamned right I go full tilt... I just half ass everything else.
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its actually really dope, its lights up!
Your comment that "It lights up!" made me laugh.
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until the past 11 years of me working at SLAP pay off and i'm finally official?
We all know you can only have single cred. So you'll have to give one cred up Whiteley. Sorry homie-it's in your contract.
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you never go full person...
this guy got it. but yea in all seriousness you shouldnt do a bertleman unless you go full tilt.
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you never go full person...
this guy got it. but yea in all seriousness you shouldnt do a bertleman unless you go full tilt.
Ah, I googled it and now get it (I never saw the movie). But yeah, full tilt or forget about it.
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you never go full person...
this guy got it. but yea in all seriousness you shouldnt do a bertleman unless you go full tilt.
yup yup yup. stealing jokes > being clever.
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Chico Brenes vs Rob Dyrdek.
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yo, it's pointless to spam again until tomorrow
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yo, it's pointless to spam again until tomorrow
wait so did someone win?
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Here's an attempt.
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heya slap moderators, maybe you could make a sticky thread where only mods can post to announce the winners each day, instead of it getting buried in the pages of this thread? just a suggestion!
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yo, it's pointless to spam again until tomorrow
Faster! won yesterday and Ahlee won today...
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heya slap moderators, maybe you could make a sticky thread where only mods can post to announce the winners each day, instead of it getting buried in the pages of this thread? just a suggestion!
seconded.
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So many first time posters around here since this contest was announced.
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Posting for the win!
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is today's magic number not 1078 as implied by the first post in this thread? if that first post does get edited daily with the new magic number, you should add what date the number applies to so that there's no confusion
edit:
had to research via checking out Whiteley's "latest posts". That first post in this thread is a buttfucker.
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heya slap moderators, maybe you could make a sticky thread where only mods can post to announce the winners each day, instead of it getting buried in the pages of this thread? just a suggestion!
seconded.
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heya slap moderators, maybe you could make a sticky thread where only mods can post to announce the winners each day, instead of it getting buried in the pages of this thread? just a suggestion!
seconded.
PLEEEEAAAASE and thank you
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wow that's the first time i've been triple-quoted! i feel.....dirty.
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faster and ahlee won right? sick, hope its not some fucking new account bastard guest who just joined to get free shit
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Tryna catch a flight I'm in the back seat playin xbox car-service just chillin'
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heya slap moderators, maybe you could make a sticky thread where only mods can post to announce the winners each day, instead of it getting buried in the pages of this thread? just a suggestion!
make it happen
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I joined to get free shit from this competition! Look at my posts! all Spam
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new people should be ineligible. >:(
but, here's to posting for the win
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new people should be ineligible. >:(
but, here's to posting for the win
Yeah, great idea. Create a contest that is designed to get more people on the board, and make the people who come in because of it ineligible.
Its awesome how on this board, we get to totally ignore economics, profitability, and self preservation when we criticize.
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new people should be ineligible. >:(
but, here's to posting for the win
Its awesome how on this board, we get to totally ignore economics, profitability, and self preservation when we criticize.
capitalist pig
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Well then, may the free market decide who gets the next one.
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whats the magic number today?
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i dont think it should be givin out until someone hits it. makes it more fair that way.
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i dont think it should be givin out until someone hits it. makes it more fair that way.
this does make more sense and no one will really spam the boards that way either.
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I want one.
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i'm drinking one of them boxed milkshakes.
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IM'A GONNA WIN! *wario voice*
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IM'A GONNA WIN! *wario voice*
dude, we kart HARD.
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs126.snc1/5414_123149112536_675462536_1956509_4361018_n.jpg)
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Just ate some chinese for breakfast. Now I'm having two oatmeal cream pies. New board for me?
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oatmeal cream pie wtf? i just ate two eggs, bowl of cereal and bowl of herbz ;).
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i ate 2 coffees, and a chocalate milk. i've already shit twice.
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Ate pancakes and sippin' beer atm
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I wish I could drink at work.
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I wish I could drink at work.
box wine in a soda can???
<img src="http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/103/1033602/AlwaysSunny_FranksIntervention_095_1255099601.jpg">
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I wish it was allowed, I dont want to make up an excuse for going to the bathroom every 5 minutes.
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I wish it was allowed, I dont want to make up an excuse for going to the bathroom every 5 minutes.
how could they know. also: vodka in a water bottle
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i dont think it should be givin out until someone hits it. makes it more fair that way.
this does make more sense and no one will really spam the boards that way either.
I was thinking the same thing.
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whats everyone's favorite cereal?
mine's special K / cookie crunch
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raisin bran crunch, hands down.
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Honey bunches of oats, no contest.
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Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch is my favorite, but it tears my mouth up like acid.
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tucan sam loops
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you guys don't even know how much cereal i eat. when i was in college, i would do the "Tour De Cereal" and eat a bowl of every type all in a row (that's like 8-9 bowls). one of the things that makes me feel like an old grownup now is the fact that i no longer want to eat lucky charms and cocoa puffs ALL THE TIME, but am always down for crispix, special k red berries, honey bunches of oats of course, honey graham O's (let it marinate in the milk for 90 seconds to save the roof of your mouth), frosted mini wheats, fuckin raisin bran CRUNCH, wheaties w/ banana slices, multi grain and honey nut cheerios (i even used to fuck with team cheerios). look up a song called "favorite cereals" by Ill Mitch!
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i think cereal is awesome enough to get its own thread.
my favs are cinnamon toast crunch and coOOOOooookie crisp!
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rice krispy treat cereal
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Honey bunches of oats, no contest.
Agreed x2. I just picked up the vanilla bunches, haven't tried them yet. Good call.
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All of this cereal talk is getting me bummed. Milk and me don't get along. I'd love a big bowl of cereal with some cold milk, but I would regret it as soon as I finished.
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when i was younger, i would destroy frosted flaked with a teaspoon of sugar doused on
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they're grrrrreat!
lucky charms was also crack but when i was a little kid, i was all about the corn pops.
the porcupine me sold on that for a minute.
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All of this cereal talk is getting me bummed. Milk and me don't get along. I'd love a big bowl of cereal with some cold milk, but I would regret it as soon as I finished.
Throw some soy milk on that shit. Vanilla soy milk and cereal is on point.
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This is like chatting
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This is like chatting
Y'KNOW I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY BEFORE! HELLO OTHER PEOPLE!
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Frosties, the simple classic.
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Y'KNOW I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY BEFORE! HELLO OTHER PEOPLE!
/enters channel
sup gize
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Soy milk is the truth in cereal, it's funny that some people are grossed out by it because it comes from beans when milk squirts out of a big stupid animals nipple of sorts, hahaha. Oh cultural norms.
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alright, i agree-- magic number will be announced after it has been reached in order to avoid spammage. the reason i was announcing it first was just to give something concrete that the winner was based on so it's plain that i'm not just picking whoever i feel like, but hopefully that's clear enough. so, magic number and winner announced later today...
feel free to continue the cereal talk now. maple pecan crunch from whole foods is pretty much the bomb.
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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. I just realized you could select "don't show users signatures" in the look and layout section. THIS MESSAGEBOARD JUST GOT SOOO MUCH BETTER it's like rubbing lotion on my eyeballs when I scroll now!!
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i am the winner
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my balls smell horrible. i had an orange cranberry muffin and a green tea for breakfast.
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is there any co-relation between those facts?
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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. I just realized you could select "don't show users signatures" in the look and layout section. THIS MESSAGEBOARD JUST GOT SOOO MUCH BETTER it's like rubbing lotion on my eyeballs when I scroll now!!
i've had sigs blocked for a while now, dudes got some crazy pics in their sigs you know.
i mean, theres a lot of disturbed folks up in here.
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yea, the one that was actually annoying me the most was whoever has the two girls wearing glasses with the mustache guy in the background, it was really pissing me off to see over and over for some reason, even compared to some of the "shocking" bullshit people clog up the board with.
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That grinning bastard still gets me. I laugh easily though.
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not the winning post
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There would be just no possible way to explain some of this stuff to "normal" people. I definitely look over my shoulder so my boss doesn't accidentally get a whiff of cigbeer's dong.
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I approve of ridiculous sigs.
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Dog In bee-format below.
v v v v v v
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There would be just no possible way to explain some of this stuff to "normal" people. I definitely look over my shoulder so my boss doesn't accidentally get a whiff of cigbeer's dong.
ha, seriously. i unfortunately spend the majority of my time in the gis lab at my school. im definitely looking around to see that no ones eyeing my computer when im on the slap boards. too much weird shit going on in peoples sigs
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There would be just no possible way to explain some of this stuff to "normal" people. I definitely look over my shoulder so my boss doesn't accidentally get a whiff of cigbeer's dong.
Go in your profile and disable signatures and avatars.
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attn. boston area slap pals and lurkers, don't go to the deli at the symphony whole foods. you'll thank me later when your cold cuts don't have dick and balls rubbed all over them
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Some sigs are pretty awesome though. The pug in the bee costume being one of them.
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attn. boston area slap pals and lurkers, don't go to the deli at the symphony whole foods. you'll thank me later when your cold cuts don't have dick and balls rubbed all over them
you down to straighline wait st. once i get this badboy in the mail?
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attn. boston area slap pals and lurkers, don't go to the deli at the symphony whole foods. you'll thank me later when your cold cuts don't have dick and balls rubbed all over them
you down to straighline wait st. once i get this badboy in the mail?
of course. if i win one myself we might have to wait till i get mine. if not i'll have a bad boy cruiser ready for it
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so hows everyone doin today?
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my dog threw up on my work clothes last morning...
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my hand has been bleeding since last night and my face is beggining to scab up. i've had about 10 forty yr old women tell me 'skateboardings for kids' today.
fuckin fags.
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my dog threw up on my work clothes last morning...
my friend one time left his dog alone in his house for what the dog thought was to long of a time. sooo the dog took a monster shit right on top of his xbox.
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my hand has been bleeding since last night and my face is beggining to scab up. i've had about 10 forty yr old women tell me 'skateboardings for kids' today.
fuckin fags.
Why do complete strangers feel like they're in a position to give you advice on what to do with your time? Whenever I get into this argument, I usually try to tell them that i've had more fun from skating than they will ever have in their entire lives. But afterwards I wish I had just told them to mind their own fucking business.
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My cat stole the chickenbone right off my plate and dragged it somewhere into the basement with half the meat still on it . Bastard was probably raised by dogs .
Tryin to come up!
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posting
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i REALLY want to win.
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ate it on the hill bomb home from the bar last night. woke up to mad road rash, a hole in my hand, and bloody bed sheets. i just fucking washed them 3 days ago.
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^ start drinkin again.
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this is rad.
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Just gotta thing positive, everybody.
...also, train real hard!
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I'm thinking i win this one.
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a/s/l ??
???
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this post right here, I can feel it
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I just pooped.
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I can feel it. man.
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posting
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cheyeah!
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this post right here, I can feel it
I'm a poster baaaabaaaaay, so why don't you kook me...
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yeaaaaa why not
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Congrats on your 555th post, man.
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^6296
gotta be good for something.
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I'm feelin lucky.
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Congrats on your 555th post, man.
ooooo why thank you :-*
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i'm a little teapot
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Short and stout.
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These cruiser boards are tearing the forum apart!
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here is my handle
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Here is my spout!
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These cruiser boards are tearing the forum apart!
We really are a gang of whores.
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I wonder if we're close to the number or still 1000 away.
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SHAZAM!
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Just tip me over and pour me out!
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i wonder if we will find out who won shortly after or if we have to wait all day. either way im sick and have nothing better to do...
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These cruiser boards are tearing the forum apart!
What do you think a real gang of whores would do to you if you met them on the streets?
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Just tip me over and pour me out!
what a buzzkill
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These cruiser boards are tearing the forum apart!
What do you think a real gang of whores would do to you if you met them on the streets?
"gang of whorestars"?
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These cruiser boards are tearing the forum apart!
What do you think a real gang of whores would do to you if you met them on the streets?
walk by and politely say hello?
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posting
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posting
gnitsop
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post, post, post
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I think I have a chance.
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today's magic number is... drum roll please...
1!
first post of the day came from Gnarles Manson! pm on the way.
keep 'em coming! as for the weekend numbers/winners we'll probably announce them monday... but maybe over the weekend too. keep checking!
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im glad that well known posters keep getting them. way to go gnarles.
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I knew 1 was going to be the number at least once! Sucks that I had to go to bed early last night. Congrats Gnarles!
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good work gnarles...
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Fuck, yesterday I was going to make sure to post at 12am and 3 am (time difference) in case it was 1. then I just forgot.
anways, congratulations
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ah man all my posting today was in vain? fuccckkkkk
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Cheers gnarls!
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i think it would have been hilarious if whitley had kept posting the daily number only to have a mod delete peoples posts and rig the contest. you're lucky i'm not a mod anymore
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Stoked another pal
Cheers gnarls!
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lucky?
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I keep forgetting to post
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post
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I wish I had the energy to actually do something tonight.
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I'm confused HOW DOES THIS WORK
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I wish I had the energy to actually do something tonight.
me too, but its way too cold outside. TMOD and Slap bullshit tonight...
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man PAY ATTENTION! once there is a winner for the day, it is POINTLESS to make posts that say "posting" and "hope this wins" etc. NOOBS!!!
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if taplux wins one for a rage post in the bugs thread i dont know what i will think
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if taplux wins one for a rage post in the bugs thread i dont know what i will think
god damnit i was thinking the same thing!
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IM MAKING A SKATE BORED POST RITE NOW
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attempt at winning number 1.
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dr334m 0n l0v3r b0i(dream on loverboy)
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yay!
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i guess i'm never going to win....
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there are 17 boards left I guess.?
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One for the win.
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there are 17 boards left I guess.?
i think theres actually 21 left, 20 after today
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This post is a placeholder for a really good post later, but I'll probably forget.
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i gotta poo brb
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We'll save you a spot.
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Man, I should have been paying more attention. I missed my chance the last couple of days. I guess I'll start posting with a dream in mind.
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i wonder how many people dont even know about this thread/contest because they never come into useless wooden toy banter. i guess that technically doesnt decrease their chance of winning though.
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how many times a day have you guys ever jerked off at the most?
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this bunny will win me a cruiser.
(http://www.mype.co.za/gallery/data/media/25/bunnies.jpg)
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i think i want taco bell for breakfast.
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how many times a day have you guys ever jerked off at the most?
Anything over three is blasphemy. On that note, I'm in the library and the dude next to me is looking at porn.
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how many times a day have you guys ever jerked off at the most?
sorry
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what kind of porn. raunchy?
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as much as I like nobody knowing the numbers beforehand, I did have a pretty sick scheme worked out...
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as much as I like nobody knowing the numbers beforehand, I did have a pretty sick scheme worked out...
Yeah, but so did almost everyone else.
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im watching my friends cat. it got out within an hour of being here and i cant find it. shes not gonna be siked on me if i dont find it.
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as much as I like nobody knowing the numbers beforehand, I did have a pretty sick scheme worked out...
a plan is useless without a specific target
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I dedicate my 8000th post to winning this cruiser instead of studying for finals.
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im watching my friends cat. it got out within an hour of being here and i cant find it. shes not gonna be siked on me if i dont find it.
its in the wall
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I dedicate my 8000th post to winning this cruiser instead of studying for finals.
I have so many papers and tasks to hand in, and instead I am earning money online, but I should've working a bit though
tomorrow!
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I got lucky, I was able to finish my assignments this past week and the only two finals I have this week are gonna be easy.
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im watching my friends cat. it got out within an hour of being here and i cant find it. shes not gonna be siked on me if i dont find it.
its in the wall
he's gonna have to put another cat in there, pronto
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cats do not abide by the laws of nature
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i hate cats. i looked for it in the wet snow for like an hour...came back and its sitting outside the fucking door.
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Pretty cool contest idea.
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They have porn at the library? ???
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On the computers
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is it too late to get in a post for a cruiser. i've got my money on whatever number i'm at right now.
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What should I do tonight?
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i will be drinking away the realization that its been snowing all day is officially winter
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anyone sharted recently? my most recent was like 3 years ago in the car directly after indian buffet.
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franks nose what are your options and i have not sharted in a very long time thankfully. i did however shart while walking my dog one time and had to walk all the way home like that.
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I came close to sharting just now, and anything is good as long as it's free.
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when i was in fifth grade i sharted. i was wearing really cool army boxers and i threw them away before anyone could find out. those were really great boxers and i was bummed about it.
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id say you should just get drunk.
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I have to poop right now actually. Thanks SLAP Pals!
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I came close to sharting just now, and anything is good as long as it's free.
(http://www.epicrage.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/shart.jpg)
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I came close to sharting just now, and anything is good as long as it's free.
(http://www.epicrage.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/shart.jpg)
hehe...
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over the summer I was jogging the 2 miles home from work and around halfway, i sharted. I could feel my guts full of bubbles, full of shit. I just kept on keepin' on, but not at a running pace so i wouldn't have to pinch my butthole for so long. I got about 7/8ths the way home and arrived at the bottom of the hill I live on and decided to call ahead to tell my gf to have the door open for me when I get there. So i get to my house, sprinting up the stairs with poo comming out of my ass, and my gf is just standing there in the doorway and I'm like "I'M SHITTING, I'M SHITTING!" and throw her out of the way and make my way upstairs and around the corner to the bathroom. I then jet for the toilet, disrobing with one hand while slamming the toilet seat open with the other. I go to plop my ass down on the toilet, but I slammed the lid open so hard that it'd fallen down again, my ass pancakes down over it and I just start shitting uncontrollably all over it like a chocolate fountain. I go "OH NOOOO!" and then pivot the 90 degrees to the right and start shitting in the bathtub. The shit sprayed against the wall above the bathtub like the blood in Psycho before the pressure went down enough for the shit to actually dribble into the tub as intended.
So I'm there, sweating, naked from the waist down, shit on my legs, all over the toilet, all over the clothes I'd taken off, all over the tub and the wall, then reality slowly comes back to me and I realize I hadn't shut the door, and I look up and my gf had witnessed the whole thing, and she can't breath she's laughing so hard.
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hahahhahahahh that is the best thing i have ever read. i hope you win a cruiser for that post.
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that means she wants you to poop on her.
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EricLogan, you are a god among men...
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:-X FUCK :-X
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you better have gotten a blowjob right after that
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hahahaha you deserve allll of the boards.
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the worst
(http://www.epicrage.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/vibratelol.png)
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cmon, big money big money big money big money!!!
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over the summer I was jogging the 2 miles home from work and around halfway, i sharted. I could feel my guts full of bubbles, full of shit. I just kept on keepin' on, but not at a running pace so i wouldn't have to pinch my butthole for so long. I got about 7/8ths the way home and arrived at the bottom of the hill I live on and decided to call ahead to tell my gf to have the door open for me when I get there. So i get to my house, sprinting up the stairs with poo comming out of my ass, and my gf is just standing there in the doorway and I'm like "I'M SHITTING, I'M SHITTING!" and throw her out of the way and make my way upstairs and around the corner to the bathroom. I then jet for the toilet, disrobing with one hand while slamming the toilet seat open with the other. I go to plop my ass down on the toilet, but I slammed the lid open so hard that it'd fallen down again, my ass pancakes down over it and I just start shitting uncontrollably all over it like a chocolate fountain. I go "OH NOOOO!" and then pivot the 90 degrees to the right and start shitting in the bathtub. The shit sprayed against the wall above the bathtub like the blood in Psycho before the pressure went down enough for the shit to actually dribble into the tub as intended.
So I'm there, sweating, naked from the waist down, shit on my legs, all over the toilet, all over the clothes I'd taken off, all over the tub and the wall, then reality slowly comes back to me and I realize I hadn't shut the door, and I look up and my gf had witnessed the whole thing, and she can't breath she's laughing so hard.
this out does your couch post 1000X
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i will win. i'm going back to sleep now.
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the worst
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hahah yes, I have this all the time because I put it on silent when I"m at school and forget to put it back on normal
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I don't think I have a lighter :(
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Oh shit, Whiteley's on. THE TIME IS NOW.
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EricLogan for Prez
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rollin rollin rollin.
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EricLogan, you are a god among men...
indeed!
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I JUST DID ALL THE FUCKING EXERCISESS OF A WHOLE COURSE IN 10 HOURS... I didn't even go to a bathroom.
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i reallyyyy have to poop but that means getting up.
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So I ended up having Einstein's for breakfast.
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wendy's is having a special! $2.99 for a meal!
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cruise
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i reallyyyy have to poop but that means getting up.
hate that. I get gnarly swamp ass when the ass clamp is on too.
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i reallyyyy have to poop but that means getting up.
hate that. I get gnarly swamp ass when the ass clamp is on too.
I'm shitting while I type this. Laptops are the best ;)
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My laptop crashed no less than 3 or 4 times this past summer, when it was pretty new. When I started school and it still crashed I said fuck it and got a desktop.
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Mac or PC??
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PC
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the broncos won today
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i worked ten hours today
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I just ate mcdonalds :-X
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PC
You already know what I'm gonna say....
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fuck hipsters, pieces of shit
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Keegan sauder is off Momentum :(
No more shared parts of him and Rick :(
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time to sleep, good night guys.
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home alone 3 sucked
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home alone 3 sucked
did they ever make a home alone 4?
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did they ever make a home alone 4?
yes
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bedtime
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one
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make this the winning post and i WONT club this seal
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make this the winning post and i WONT club this seal
(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa22/tony097531/canada-seal-hunt_5106.jpg)
callin his bluff. i would like that board.
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8)
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I just got word that the seals have in fact been clubbed. The blame is being placed upon poster jack burton, whose punishment will be a clubbing similar to that of the seals he let be clubbed.
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I'm at work :(.
I had argument with a girlfriend and had no pussy this weekend :(.
I feel my luck could change with this post. :)
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I got this.
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i lyk 2 ryd mi sk8b0rd!!11! g c0d3 bak3remer1ca sk8 a11 dai
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D00d yU want 2 plai sk8, i'lll s3nd you a cl1p of mai 1irst trick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v-0kNEi7p8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v-0kNEi7p8)
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ok ur rele gud i can k1cky tho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXfPuQobY0o
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morning guys
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home alone 3 sucked
True...but did you ever notice his older sister is Scarlett Johansson??
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True...but did you ever notice his older sister is Scarlett Johansson??
mind was just blown
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did i win one yet????
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hahahhahahahh that is the best thing i have ever read. i hope you win a cruiser for that post.
I really wish that's how this contest worked.
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True...but did you ever notice his older sister is Scarlett Johansson??
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whoa holy shit!!
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I had a bagel for breakfast with brie... there was nothing left in my house
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in the game.
k
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Just woke up. Word.
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dont mind me just getting the winning post in
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I think I've posted more in the past few days than I've done in the past few weeks.
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I think I've posted more in the past few days than I've done in the past few weeks. years
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I think I've posted more in the past few days than I've done in the past few weeks.
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i haven't done shit beacuse i went to nyc for a few days and got drunk at some place called crocodile lounge where they give you a free pizza for every beer you buy. dear nyc slap heads, i'm moving very soon.
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a WHOLE pizza for buying ONE beer?
i will become the worlds fattest/drunkest man with that deal
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a WHOLE pizza for buying ONE beer?
i will become the worlds fattest/drunkest man with that deal
it's like an 8 slice mini pizza, but yeah...free with every pint. you get a little ticket and walk to the back to cash it in for your pizza. they have fucking ski-ball too. and a make out cove.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/crocodile-lounge-new-york (http://www.yelp.com/biz/crocodile-lounge-new-york)
i had to walk over 30 blocks to get there but i was hyped.
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that is amazing
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ffuuuuu
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The water throughout the building is turning brown, I was about to shit and shower. FFUUUUUU
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The water throughout the building is turning brown, I was about to shit and shower. FFUUUUUU
did you shit before it turned brown?
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The water throughout the building is turning brown, I was about to shit and shower. FFUUUUUU
did you shit before it turned brown?
Nah, I haven't done either yet. My roommate told me.
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True...but did you ever notice his older sister is Scarlett Johansson??
(http://20.media.tumblr.com/95kQFjvCSmtixw9bqZrPywMIo1_500.jpg)
This post has obviously been life changing for a few people. I feel I deserve a board for it.
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The water throughout the building is turning brown, I was about to shit and shower. FFUUUUUU
did you shit before it turned brown?
Good luck holding that in then
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a WHOLE pizza for buying ONE beer?
i will become the worlds fattest/drunkest man with that deal
http://www.yelp.com/biz/crocodile-lounge-new-york (http://www.yelp.com/biz/crocodile-lounge-new-york)
i had to walk over 30 blocks to get there but i was hyped.
i've lived here forever and never heard of this place.
being as broke as i am, a beer and pizza for $6 is too good to pass up.
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the same people own a place called Capone's where they have Al Capone's private bar from Chicago. they do the beer and pizza specials there too. at least they were in '05. fucking love those places.
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i have the best local skate park ever. it's right next to the projects and it's prefab. one of the local kids birth name is john smith, while other hot names include gus, mango painya, and rattail eric. there is also a lady named timothea armageddon(last name may be made up) who brings a thousand little kids to get weird there. they range from 12 yr old mall goth's to 12 year old straight hood kids. there's also a bmxer that wears purple and black checkered pants. i will take any slap pal there if they so please
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beautiful idea. i spent a shit load there because i wasn't getting drunk as fast as i do at other places. i'll message some of you ny dudes before my fat ass comes back in january.
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i have the best local skate park ever. it's right next to the projects and it's prefab. one of the local kids birth name is john smith, while other hot names include gus, mango painya, and rattail eric. there is also a lady named timothea armageddon(last name may be made up) who brings a thousand little kids to get weird there. they range from 12 yr old mall goth's to 12 year old straight hood kids. there's also a bmxer that wears purple and black checkered pants. i will take any slap pal there if they so please
I wish to make this trip and see these things.
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drum roll time...
Saturday: eric logan!
sunday: tourist!
today: the magic number is... the next person to post below me in this thread! ready... Go!
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i dont wanna go to work. then class. then do homework. nope, i dont.
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whoa! talk about timing. whiteley...seriously? class and work isn't sounding so bad anymore
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skatebort is the accidental lucky man!
ok, eric logan, tourist and skatebort, PMs all forthcoming. congrats!
and with this, my 1000th post, i would like to remember to you all the grace and power of my late, great friend phil shao. still miss you every day, amigo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HgUHQGWMA0&fmt=18
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congrats to all the new winners!
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you rule! my current cruiser is a shitty non-symmetrically drawn shape cut out of an old deck and never sanded down. its hurting.
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phil shao ripped. i remember when that dude passed. people were super bummed and for good reason.
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y'know, I'm glad Monsieur Logan won, dramatic cat is the best
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i dont wanna go to work. then class. then do homework. nope, i dont.
champion of the world
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Well damn, I missed it again.
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i feel like the real winner today after finding out about that beer/pizza deal.
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whiteley's a pal now? congrats man!
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i have the best local skate park ever. it's right next to the projects and it's prefab. one of the local kids birth name is john smith, while other hot names include gus, mango painya, and rattail eric. there is also a lady named timothea armageddon(last name may be made up) who brings a thousand little kids to get weird there. they range from 12 yr old mall goth's to 12 year old straight hood kids. there's also a bmxer that wears purple and black checkered pants. i will take any slap pal there if they so please
there's a lot more that goes on there on a regular basis. i've seen people shooting up on the benches outside the park, homeless picnics, a bmxer backflip the four foot tall spine, all the rollerblade kids lighting shit on fire, we've been kicked out of the park by the cops for gang related instances that were supposed to take place later in the day, 28 year old dudes making out with 14/15 year old girls and grabbing their asses and getting completely fucking weird, and the typical skatepark fights between people that didn't belong there amongst other things. before they "re-made" the park there used to be all these fruity spaceship's and stars spraypainted all over the ground and ramps
because of the bad area we can throw huge skate jams there without getting permits or going through the town to get permission. just make the flyers and pass them around and people show up. last cinco de mayo the cops had to kick people into the park because there were too many people skating on the street next to it. somehow the city was voted best place to raise a family in massachusetts
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Almost sounds like Taunton(sp?) but I don't think there is a park there.
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Almost sounds like Taunton(sp?) but I don't think there is a park there.
they have an indoor park. i'm talking about malden
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Really, damn. Glad to hear they turned the heroin money into something good.
don't think I ever went to Malden when I lived in Mass.
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it's about eight miles north of the actual city. any other major city and it would be part of it. i need to live in the city again though instead of taking the train in everyday
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Handburger
Hambooger?
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this thread is crazy long, how do you win now? still just some number that is hard to find or something?
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FTW
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I think I just won.
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I think I just won.
ya don't say?
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weet
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There is 19 pages on this thread. Something about a free skateboard I assume. Didn't bother to read page one :P
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come to me rosaria!
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In for 30.
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damn i just won, stoked
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If I win one, I'll post noodz.
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Hambooger?
HAMGURLAR!?!?!?!
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I'd love to win today.
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win?
k
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I'm feeling lucky today.
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I'm feeling lucky today.
That the thing about this contest, every day your luck is restored because just posting gets you a chance. I don't think I post enough to win.
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I don't think I can post that much today. I have my last film test at 12:30. Goddamn these finals.
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whats more important? college or possibly winning a free skateboard?
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With the way this past semester has gone, it's no contest. Free board FTW.
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i knew youd come around.
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this thread is crazy long, how do you win now? still just some number that is hard to find or something?
Just keep posting man... none of us know the number of the day until the winner is announced.
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winter break is soon, who's ready?
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I just google image searched "I want to win" and this was the first picture.
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winter break is soon, who's ready?
I'm fucking stoked! Month off starting this Thursday, going to new york for a few days after Christmas and I'll hopefully be skating by New Years.
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I just google image searched "I want to win" and this was the first picture.
(http://www.kerrykuhn.com/kerryca1.jpg)
MUST WIN CRUISER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkymTHSbWe0
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^ haha
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Theme music! Tomorrow it should be Star Wars!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg&feature=PlayList&p=BDC2420DDBBF3656&index=9
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I really want to win one of these. I'm a big Jeff Grosso fan.
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I really want to win one of these. I'm a big Jeff Grosso fan.
I also want to win one, just to break my curse of never winning random shit
I was talking to a buddy yesterday who won Leaf's tickets in a raffle yesterday, and a 600$ trip to Montreal the week before from a different raffle. Some people are just born lucky.
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I really want to win one of these. I'm a big Jeff Grosso fan.
I also want to win one, just to break my curse of never winning random shit
I was talking to a buddy yesterday who won Leaf's tickets in a raffle yesterday, and a 600$ trip to Montreal the week before from a different raffle. Some people are just born lucky.
A friend of mine bought his girl a new Hoover vacuum cleaner for her birthday...he was automatically entered in some contest. He won a trip to Cancun.
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I really want to win one of these. I'm a big Jeff Grosso fan.
I also want to win one, just to break my curse of never winning random shit
I was talking to a buddy yesterday who won Leaf's tickets in a raffle yesterday, and a 600$ trip to Montreal the week before from a different raffle. Some people are just born lucky.
One less person to worry about winning my cruiser muhahahaha
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I really want to win one of these. I'm a big Jeff Grosso fan.
I also want to win one, just to break my curse of never winning random shit
I was talking to a buddy yesterday who won Leaf's tickets in a raffle yesterday, and a 600$ trip to Montreal the week before from a different raffle. Some people are just born lucky.
I won a taco out of the Taco Bell quarter catcher once.
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I really want to win one of these. I'm a big Jeff Grosso fan.
I also want to win one, just to break my curse of never winning random shit
I was talking to a buddy yesterday who won Leaf's tickets in a raffle yesterday, and a 600$ trip to Montreal the week before from a different raffle. Some people are just born lucky.
One less person to worry about winning my cruiser muhahahaha
Damnit! why did I expose my weakness!!!!!!!!
Seriously though, I've never won anything that I didn't have to do something for in my life.
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btw, you damn well better win a trip to Cuba if you buy your girlfriend a vaccum cleaner for her birthday, that shit's practically relationship suicide
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I really want to win one of these. I'm a big Jeff Grosso fan.
I also want to win one, just to break my curse of never winning random shit
I was talking to a buddy yesterday who won Leaf's tickets in a raffle yesterday, and a 600$ trip to Montreal the week before from a different raffle. Some people are just born lucky.
One less person to worry about winning my cruiser muhahahaha
Damnit! why did I expose my weakness!!!!!!!!
Seriously though, I've never won anything that I didn't have to do something for in my life.
That wasn't candy...and that's called prostitution.
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btw, you damn well better win a trip to Cuba if you buy your girlfriend a vaccum cleaner for her birthday, that shit's practically relationship suicide
I know. Dude is a chauvinist...and she just loves the shit outta him.
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That wasn't candy...and that's called prostitution.
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haha I knew someone was gonna take a jab at that.
I meant like gambling and shit. I win at poker all the time, but you still gotta work for that.
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That wasn't candy...and that's called prostitution.
haha I knew someone was gonna take a jab at that.
I meant like gambling and shit. I win at poker all the time, but you still gotta work for that.
Online poker?
I play hold 'em and stud on Pokerstars.
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That wasn't candy...and that's called prostitution.
haha I knew someone was gonna take a jab at that.
I meant like gambling and shit. I win at poker all the time, but you still gotta work for that.
Online poker?
I play hold 'em and stud on Pokerstars.
Naw I don't do the online thing, usually play one night a week, hold em of course, with friends. Nothing serious just 10 and 20 dollar tourneys and shit.
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I really want to win one of these. I'm a big Jeff Grosso fan.
I also want to win one, just to break my curse of never winning random shit
I was talking to a buddy yesterday who won Leaf's tickets in a raffle yesterday, and a 600$ trip to Montreal the week before from a different raffle. Some people are just born lucky.
One less person to worry about winning my cruiser muhahahaha
Damnit! why did I expose my weakness!!!!!!!!
Seriously though, I've never won anything that I didn't have to do something for in my life.
i won a set of pink spitfires at the first demo i went to.
it was in the late 80s and team alva was there and they said whoever had worst wheels would get them.
i was riding a salba board with some some OJ IIs the size of bearings and won.
its first and only time i've won anything that i can remember.
the cruiser contest here doesn't really count since i technically didn't win, win.
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A dude I know is a pro. He's not even ranked and making good money. He's got a house, car and boat...all from poker.
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I really want to win one of these. I'm a big Jeff Grosso fan.
I also want to win one, just to break my curse of never winning random shit
I was talking to a buddy yesterday who won Leaf's tickets in a raffle yesterday, and a 600$ trip to Montreal the week before from a different raffle. Some people are just born lucky.
One less person to worry about winning my cruiser muhahahaha
Damnit! why did I expose my weakness!!!!!!!!
Seriously though, I've never won anything that I didn't have to do something for in my life.
i won a set of pink spitfires at the first demo i went to.
it was in the late 80s and team alva was there and they said whoever had worst wheels would get them.
i was riding a salba board with some some OJ IIs the size of bearings and won.
its first and only time i've won anything that i can remember.
the cruiser contest here doesn't really count since i technically didn't win, win.
you won, and sounds like your one of those lucky fuckers I'm talking about haha
My Dad's friend is an accountant and he had a client who died. The dude left him 75 000$ in his will. Now that's winning.
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A dude I know is a pro. He's not even ranked and making good money. He's got a house, car and boat...all from poker.
Would be fun....but at the same time I could see Poker as a full time job being highly stressful and not very enjoyable, especially after loosing a large amount of cash. He must have a really cool head.
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Nearly every time I post I see this:
Warning - while you were reading 3 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.
...and I'm post whoring like a fool, too.
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yea I'll admit it, I'm stretching out this conversation to cloak my spam, sue me
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I've actually won a lot in the past year. A pair of Lakais from Slap, a pair of the new Janoskis from Skatepark of Tampa, and a box of random goodies from Deluxe. Let's make it a four-peat with this cruiser.
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lets make it 1peat for me
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A dude I know is a pro. He's not even ranked and making good money. He's got a house, car and boat...all from poker.
Would be fun....but at the same time I could see Poker as a full time job being highly stressful and not very enjoyable, especially after loosing a large amount of cash. He must have a really cool head.
I stopped by his place one time while he was working...he had three monitors in front of him and was playing multiple games on each monitor. It looked hella stressful.
This other dude I know recently hit it pretty large. He placed high in a tourney and won $6700. The tourney probably lasted 10h+ though.
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I just did a fantastic job cheating on my film test.
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yea I'll admit it, I'm stretching out this conversation to cloak my spam, sue me
I'm gonna get Sapphire Raven's lawyer on you man.
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A dude I know is a pro. He's not even ranked and making good money. He's got a house, car and boat...all from poker.
Would be fun....but at the same time I could see Poker as a full time job being highly stressful and not very enjoyable, especially after loosing a large amount of cash. He must have a really cool head.
I stopped by his place one time while he was working...he had three monitors in front of him and was playing multiple games on each monitor. It looked hella stressful.
This other dude I know recently hit it pretty large. He placed high in a tourney and won $6700. The tourney probably lasted 10h+ though.
See, the multiple monitor thing is just madness. If you making money off that you fully deserve it for figuring out how to be such a madman.
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yea I'll admit it, I'm stretching out this conversation to cloak my spam, sue me
I don't even know who that is, but by quoting this it allowed me to spam more
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I just did a fantastic job cheating on my film test.
Reported.
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lets make it 1peat for me
i hear that
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yea I'll admit it, I'm stretching out this conversation to cloak my spam, sue me
I don't even know who that is, but by quoting this it allowed me to spam more
come on, you don't know the raven? he's like willard's cousin. black and creepy
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yea I'll admit it, I'm stretching out this conversation to cloak my spam, sue me
I don't even know who that is, but by quoting this it allowed me to spam more
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=33.4050
...a 40-something year old goth dude who wanted to sue all of us for posting his pics in the Myspace thread. He challenged Jamie to a skate-off. i think the only pics of him that are left are the ones that I photoshopped, but when you can, do read his stuff... truly funny shit.
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boomin in ya, boomin in ya, boomin in ya jeeps.
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I don't even know who that is, but by quoting this it allowed me to spam more
...a 40-something year old goth dude who wanted to sue all of us for posting his pics in the Myspace thread. He challenged Jamie to a skate-off. i think the only pics of him that are left are the ones that I photoshopped, but when you can, do read his stuff... truly funny shit.
oh shit, yea I remember reading about that freak in classic slap
slap needs way more posters like her/him
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That Raven guy was such a weirdo. Nevermore.
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I just did a fantastic job cheating on my film test.
Reported.
Aww, you really had to do that, didn't ya?
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kamltoe... your signature... it's part of a large library of additional images?
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That Raven guy was such a weirdo. Nevermore.
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I really have to shit and shower but I refuse to get up until today's ordeal is over.
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Shitting then showering is dumb. I do it all the time, but its the worst, your basically taking a steamy shit shower.
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Are you kidding? Turn on the fan and leave the room for two minutes, it doesn't smell anymore. Shitting after a shower is terrible.
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You must have some rainbow with unicorn type shits. Even with a fan my shit's are stinking up the joint for a good 20-40 minutes.
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kamltoe... your signature... it's part of a large library of additional images?
I've only seen one other pic.
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Shitting then showering is dumb. I do it all the time, but its the worst, your basically taking a steamy shit shower.
Just don't shit in the shower, the drain ain't that big.
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You must have some rainbow with unicorn type shits. Even with a fan my shit's are stinking up the joint for a good 20-40 minutes.
Well damn, I guess I got lucky with my shits.
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Shitting then showering is dumb. I do it all the time, but its the worst, your basically taking a steamy shit shower.
Just don't shit in the shower, the drain ain't that big.
Stamp it out.
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Shitting then showering is dumb. I do it all the time, but its the worst, your basically taking a steamy shit shower.
Just don't shit in the shower, the drain ain't that big.
Stamp it out.
With your bare feet? Fuck that.
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Shitting then showering is dumb. I do it all the time, but its the worst, your basically taking a steamy shit shower.
Just don't shit in the shower, the drain ain't that big.
Stamp it out.
Any relation to David Gilmour?
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Shitting then showering is dumb. I do it all the time, but its the worst, your basically taking a steamy shit shower.
Just don't shit in the shower, the drain ain't that big.
Stamp it out.
Well, that kind of makes sense since you've got running water to spray your toes with...
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Shitting then showering is dumb. I do it all the time, but its the worst, your basically taking a steamy shit shower.
Just don't shit in the shower, the drain ain't that big.
Stamp it out.
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You must have some rainbow with unicorn type shits. Even with a fan my shit's are stinking up the joint for a good 20-40 minutes.
damn right, your blessed
couldn't find the line where craigs dad say's "Dont go in there for a good 30-45 minutes" or something like that, but I did find this
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Shitting then showering is dumb. I do it all the time, but its the worst, your basically taking a steamy shit shower.
Just don't shit in the shower, the drain ain't that big.
Stamp it out.
Any relation to David Gilmour?
Yea he is my dad, happy gilmore is my uncle and the gilmore girls are my sisters. :P
....not really.
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Shitting then showering is dumb. I do it all the time, but its the worst, your basically taking a steamy shit shower.
Just don't shit in the shower, the drain ain't that big.
Stamp it out.
the best is when you got a spider or some other fucked up insect in there with you and you watch him fight for his life until he eventually gets sucked down into the pit off doom, or what I like to think of as the Sarlacc hole.
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I can't spare a square.
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i10/seinfeld_elaine_240x260_052820041524.jpg)
I never knew she was a Guido!
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Shitting then showering is dumb. I do it all the time, but its the worst, your basically taking a steamy shit shower.
Just don't shit in the shower, the drain ain't that big.
Stamp it out.
the best is when you got a spider or some other fucked up insect in there with you and you watch him fight for his life until he eventually gets sucked down into the pit off doom, or what I like to think of as the Sarlacc hole.
I always feel a twinge of pity for the spider, fighting for his life. Than I remember that it's a spider.
I can't spare a square.
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i10/seinfeld_elaine_240x260_052820041524.jpg)
Elaine is so much hotter with straight hair.
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Shitting then showering is dumb. I do it all the time, but its the worst, your basically taking a steamy shit shower.
Just don't shit in the shower, the drain ain't that big.
Stamp it out.
the best is when you got a spider or some other fucked up insect in there with you and you watch him fight for his life until he eventually gets sucked down into the pit off doom, or what I like to think of as the Sarlacc hole.
The itsy bitsy spider
That shits gonna come back and haunt you
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Shitting then showering is dumb. I do it all the time, but its the worst, your basically taking a steamy shit shower.
Just don't shit in the shower, the drain ain't that big.
Stamp it out.
the best is when you got a spider or some other fucked up insect in there with you and you watch him fight for his life until he eventually gets sucked down into the pit off doom, or what I like to think of as the Sarlacc hole.
The itsy bitsy spider
That shits gonna come back and haunt you
Exactly, it's bad karma.
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(http://www.newsgroper.com/files/post_images/Elaine.bmp)
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(http://www.newsgroper.com/files/post_images/Elaine.bmp)
Would.
I bet that she is amazing in bed.
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(http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i10/seinfeld_elaine_240x260_052820041524.jpg)
(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/701/seinfeldelaine240x26005.jpg)
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I remember she looked really good in 'The Slicer'. Also happens to be one of my favorite episodes of Seinfeld.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knun6facGuQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIZzIrrL1-8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0U9pN2aYmI
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I like all of this Elaine talk.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GnCjXJJdb2g/SMFINvdjlUI/AAAAAAAAAnM/Jo7-MLMlBE0/s400/Elaine+sarah+palin+Benes.jpg)
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Shitting then showering is dumb. I do it all the time, but its the worst, your basically taking a steamy shit shower.
Just don't shit in the shower, the drain ain't that big.
Stamp it out.
the best is when you got a spider or some other fucked up insect in there with you and you watch him fight for his life until he eventually gets sucked down into the pit off doom, or what I like to think of as the Sarlacc hole.
The itsy bitsy spider
That shits gonna come back and haunt you
but technically I didn't do anything.....just turned the water on. Mister unlucky spider pants happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time......muuhahahaha
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I can't spare a square.
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i10/seinfeld_elaine_240x260_052820041524.jpg)
(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/701/seinfeldelaine240x26005.jpg)
Bwaaaaahahahaaaa
I just made some weird yelp/laugh noise that scared a passerby...
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this should turn into an elaine apreesh thread the people sitting behind me are getting stoked.
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Every time I go to respond I get " Warning - while you were reading a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. "
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I posted a nearly identical post earlier, but it's been so hectic in here I have no clue where I posted it. I even kept the red text.
The forum is getting a big case of RAEP!
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Is anyone even posting in here other than gilmour, grim, choad, and myself?
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this has gotta be the winning post
Alright I'll stop now I gotta go do some shit.
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Is anyone even posting in here other than gilmour, grim, choad, and myself?
sometimes
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I like all of this Elaine talk.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GnCjXJJdb2g/SMFINvdjlUI/AAAAAAAAAnM/Jo7-MLMlBE0/s400/Elaine+sarah+palin+Benes.jpg)
i would do horrible things to her.
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this has gotta be the winning post
Alright I'll stop now I gotta go do some shit.
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second place post.
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Is anyone even posting in here other than gilmour, grim, choad, and myself?
Ayup.
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God damn this internet connection!
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it's this one. gotta be. i got that feeling before i posted. or maybe that was the chili?
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sometimes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0dJqlvOSq4
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it's this one. gotta be. i got that feeling before i posted. or maybe that was the chili?
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I had that feeling all weekend, and I lost both days. Now I'm doing the opposite, I doubt I'll win but I'm still posting like mad.
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I think I might win this time.
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If this thread is deleted my post count is going to go down by the hundreds.
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At least we'll all leave with some healthy post counts... then one day when someone uses our large numbers against us, we can say "go to hell, most of these posts were done between the geese and the milking maids!"
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At least we'll all leave with some healthy post counts... then one day when someone uses our large numbers against us, we can say "go to hell, most of these posts were done between the geese and the milking maids!"
When i win im going back to porn and photography
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Well right now my collarbone is still healing LYKE WTF and besides that, it's raining. I'm not going anywhere for a while.
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Howd you fuck up your collarbone?
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I was just skating down the street, I saw a bunch of blocks with going down a hill and I figured I'd hop onto them than drop off. I didn't know the landing on the very last one was a huge grate, so I ollied on and off and when I landed, I flew forward and just landed on my shoulder. I cut my face open too, covered in blood.
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I was just skating down the street, I saw a bunch of blocks with going down a hill and I figured I'd hop onto them than drop off. I didn't know the landing on the very last one was a huge grate, so I ollied on and off and when I landed, I flew forward and just landed on my shoulder. I cut my face open too, covered in blood.
In a Chris Gilmour run world the ground would be made of marble
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I'm posting Elaine again. I think she should be on this page too.
(http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/8f/de/l349bb2000001_1_9025.jpg)
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I appreciate the thoughtfulness that both of you have shown in the two most recent posts.
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I appreciate the thoughtfulness that both of you have shown in the two most recent posts.
Two more replies till 666. then no more posting, Im tired of slaps reputation as "hamburling haters"
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I was just skating down the street, I saw a bunch of blocks with going down a hill and I figured I'd hop onto them than drop off. I didn't know the landing on the very last one was a huge grate, so I ollied on and off and when I landed, I flew forward and just landed on my shoulder. I cut my face open too, covered in blood.
how long have you been out of the game for?
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I was just skating down the street, I saw a bunch of blocks with going down a hill and I figured I'd hop onto them than drop off. I didn't know the landing on the very last one was a huge grate, so I ollied on and off and when I landed, I flew forward and just landed on my shoulder. I cut my face open too, covered in blood.
how long have you been out of the game for?
Reply 666 and I've been out of the game since August. I broke 3 bones in my foot trying the big four in Atlanta. That healed by October, I had two weeks where I could kind of skate, and than I broke my collarbone.
It's reply 666, I've GOTTA with with that.
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I concurred and seconded.
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I appreciate the thoughtfulness that both of you have shown in the two most recent posts.
Way to blow it number 667
-love from number 668
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Still 666 and now my post count is a palindrome, fuck yeah!
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I was just skating down the street, I saw a bunch of blocks with going down a hill and I figured I'd hop onto them than drop off. I didn't know the landing on the very last one was a huge grate, so I ollied on and off and when I landed, I flew forward and just landed on my shoulder. I cut my face open too, covered in blood.
how long have you been out of the game for?
It's reply 666, I've GOTTA with with that.
that really sucks man. ive been sick for about a month now and thats bad enough. cant imagine how your feeling.
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Racecar backwards. It'll blow your mind.
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I was just skating down the street, I saw a bunch of blocks with going down a hill and I figured I'd hop onto them than drop off. I didn't know the landing on the very last one was a huge grate, so I ollied on and off and when I landed, I flew forward and just landed on my shoulder. I cut my face open too, covered in blood.
how long have you been out of the game for?
It's reply 666, I've GOTTA with with that.
that really sucks man. ive been sick for about a month now and thats bad enough. cant imagine how your feeling.
I'm going crazy, I actually decided to go to school and move downtown only so I could skate, and I ended up breaking my foot the first day of school. So bummed.
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Racecar backwards. It'll blow your mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC1i0ri0XvE
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Racecar backwards. It'll blow your mind.
One of my favorites: Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
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Racecar backwards. It'll blow your mind.
carrace?
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I get slightly worried when it takes more than 3 minutes for a new response to come up in this thread.
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elaine is sooo fine
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Racecar backwards. It'll blow your mind.
God saw I was dog!
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A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.
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all this thread needs is boobs, not now though im in class still
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all this thread needs is boobs, not now though im in class still
This makes no sense when read backwards.
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all this thread needs is boobs, not now though im in class still
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Like no joke, the same thing, verbatim.
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Reply 666 and I've been out of the game since August. I broke 3 bones in my foot trying the big four in Atlanta. That healed by October, I had two weeks where I could kind of skate, and than I broke my collarbone.
It's reply 666, I've GOTTA with with that.
I feel you, I've been fucked with two stress fractures in my pelvis since June. Shit's so unbearable, I just kept making it worse because I was so bored just watching myy friends or watching videos. Or being productive doing hw.
Also I agree on boobs. I've always been stoked on ipod boob.
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Reply 666 and I've been out of the game since August. I broke 3 bones in my foot trying the big four in Atlanta. That healed by October, I had two weeks where I could kind of skate, and than I broke my collarbone.
It's reply 666, I've GOTTA with with that.
Also I agree on boobs. I've always been stoked on ipod boob.
Fuck being productive. I've lurked on some of my friends sessions when I can't skate, now that's unbearable.
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That's a nice ipod.
ive seen nicer.
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My ipod's pretty flat. Now I feel lamer.
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My friend spilled coke on my ipod a few months ago.
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Did Coke spillage kill it? Seems like it'd be fine unless it got into the ports.
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id be lost with out my ipod.
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It's still working, some of the buttons aren't as responsive as before though. I actually ended up spilling coke on her ipod a few weeks later in a totally unrelated incident.
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id be lost with out my ipod.
I'd be bummed, but my iPhone is part of me. i don't know what I'd do without it.
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I've been in chat rooms that didn't update this much.
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I wish I got a bigger ipod. Mine's a 4gig nano, but now that I'm listening only to full albums, I can't fit much on there.
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It's so funny how devices capable of handling a few gigs of data are considered small... I remember having a 10 gig drive on one of my first real production computers, and a lot of my fellow geeks were like "daaaamn."
A few months later a dude I knew got a 30 gig drive and a bunch of us were tripping... "you'll never fill it!" haha
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I think someone I went to school with has a hard drive that's a few terrabytes (is that the right word?) large.
That is a SHIT TON of porn.
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i got a 120gig ipod last year and couldnt be happier with it.
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Not having an iPod isn't that bad, mine was stolen over the summer and i've done pretty well without it thus far, now if my phone were stolen, that'd be a completely different story
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I was gonna see if I could get a classic 120 GB for a graduation gift from my dad, but instead that money is going towards my emergency room bills. Rad.
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that really sucks man and i could easily go with out my phone. i broke it a couple of months ago and couldnt afford a new one so i went a few months with out it. it was nice.
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My ipod got stolen at the skatepark last year. It's kind of funny, I was having a super fun day of skating, and I did stuff that I never thought I could do, and was really happy. Than it was time to go, and I looked over at the table, and my ipods missing. Bummer.
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Glad to find out that as cold as it is now, that is as cold as it gets in the northwest. Any colder and I might have to start murdering hobos.
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Glad to find out that as cold as it is now, that is as cold as it gets in the northwest. Any colder and I might have to start murdering hobos.
"I'm into murders and executions, mostly."
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"Most guys I know who work with mergers and acquisitions really don't like it"
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I think someone I went to school with has a hard drive that's a few terrabytes (is that the right word?) large.
That is a SHIT TON of porn.
Yeah, Terabytes...
1000 bytes = 1 kilobyte
1000 kbs = 1 megabyte
1000 mb = 1 terabyte
I have a few tb drives now, but one day they'll be standard... video eats up storage like crazy.
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"Most guys I know who work with mergers and acquisitions really don't like it"
"Is that a raincoat?"
"Yes it is!"
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i almost had a moment of sheer panic when i went to post and it said there had been 5 more posts. i almost freaked. this contest is getting inside my head.
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"Most guys I know who work with mergers and acquisitions really don't like it"
"Yes it is!"
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"Most guys I know who work with mergers and acquisitions really don't like it"
"Yes it is!"
"Would you like to hear today's specials?"
"Not if you want to keep your spleen!"
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"Most guys I know who work with mergers and acquisitions really don't like it"
"Yes it is!"
"Not if you want to keep your spleen!"
"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
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Damn, I'm almost spent.
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Lemme help you out there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlnAi4YmHIw
I'm reading the book right now.
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niiiiice one!
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Is this thread classic slap worthy yet?
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Lemme help you out there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlnAi4YmHIw
I'm reading the book right now.
Damn, that was made for us.
Is this thread classic slap worthy yet?
It should be after Christmas...
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Part of me wants to get some food, but that winning number could be around the corner. I just can't risk it.
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Here, have the rest of my french fries.
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im pretty sure american psycho was another movie that fell victim to the ex girlfriend.
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She stole it?
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the sun destroyed my ipod
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eggcellent movie
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the sun destroyed my ipod
Astronaut?
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I'm getting American Psycho for my brother for Christmas. It's win-win; if he likes it, it's a rad gift, and if he doesn't, he'll have no problem with me "borrowing" it.
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nah it got hot in my car one summer afternoon and the screen popped
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she would borrow things and if she happened to like them they just kinda happened to more or less become hers. i didnt get a chance to get a lot of shit back before we stopped talking.
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okay, i'm init to winit. cruiser win?
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hold on while i check my sponsorhouse account
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hold on while i check my sponsorhouse account
Hell ya! Who u got?
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in there like swimwear.
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I think I've posted about 90 times today. If you guys hate me after this contest is over, it's cool, I don't blame you.
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i hated you before the contest assface
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I'm going to post your phone number all over slap! People will know that you're a real person with opinions!
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I think I've posted about 90 times today. If you guys hate me after this contest is over, it's cool, I don't blame you.
Hell, I'm just down to run up numbers with the homies. I'm pretty sure there's been some bronding going on for sure.
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i just can't leave this thread. i tired and i know i'll get the win no matter what thread i post in, but i just feel safer posting in here for some reason. this is kinda stress/fun.
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bromance in full effect, i'm down
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^^agreed on both posts, in here I don't have to think about what to say. It's fantastic.
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as long as kamltoe's lubed chicks are
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i just can't leave this thread. i tired and i know i'll get the win no matter what thread i post in, but i just feel safer posting in here for some reason. this is kinda stress/fun.
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in this thread you post nothing and people would get it. other threads you have to actually read whats goin on in it. fuckkkkk that.
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In Fight Club, the scene where Ed Norton is in the office hallucinating at the office... that is this thread.
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I haven't seen that movie in a while. I've noticed that it's one of the best movies to reference in a conversation, though.
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i always feel like ed norton.
i also thank fight club for getting me into the pixies.
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In Fight Club, the scene where Ed Norton is in the office hallucinating at the office... that is this thread.
fully.
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WHY CAN'T WE ALL GET A FREE CRUISER?
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yes, i just checked the berrics, so what?
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only 12 right? or some multiple thereof.
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24
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Mine eyes!
Too close to thaaaar monitor!
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Oh god hes on.
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i'm trying to use my mind powers to sway the outcome. if i win, it's recorded here that it's due to my telepathy. **sending waves of win!**
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winning post!
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hello mark
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OHMIGAWDITSMARKWHITELEY
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in honor of the classic jeans, coming in with post number 501 is PatrickSkateman for today's win! PM sent...
oh hi jack!
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hello mark
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well atleast now i can go watch porn.
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I still think we should all get beers and do this all again tomorrow. And I was about to post jailbait too..
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and sorry to be kinda absent today, we're trying like crazy to get the first installment of the One In A Million episodes edited to get them up asap. back in here asap.
hello carl!
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wait...what!!? aww man. this is too much.
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I still think we should all get beers and do this all again tomorrow. And I was about to post jailbait too..
im down for beers. im gonna miss you guys.
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At least I can go take a shit now.
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see you guys tomorrow
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See you guys at the beer drinking place.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlnAi4YmHIw
I'm reading the book right now.
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Is this thread classic slap worthy yet?
Patrick Skateman won, how fitting.
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Even though it's over for the day, I'm having a very hard time leaving the computer.
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I'm stuck here for another nearly 4 hours
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^^agreed on both posts, in here I don't have to think about what to say. It's fantastic.
I never think about anything I say on Slap, ever, and I've got like a million posts.
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This contest is starting to affect my posting.
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This contest is starting to affect my posting.
really sorry, extremely sorry.
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i got covered in sweet bourbon sauce twenty minutes ago at work when i spilt a few containers everywehre. at least i smell delicious and i can shower
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i got covered in sweet bourbon sauce twenty minutes ago at work when i spilt a few containers everywehre. at least i smell delicious and i can shower
Mmmmmmmmmmm.
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i got covered in sweet bourbon sauce twenty minutes ago at work when i spilt a few containers everywehre. at least i smell delicious and i can shower
it got all over my face, whatever hair was exposed while wearing a hat, and my work shirt
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dble post fggtz
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dble post fggtz
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i dont drink strictly high life for no reason (while im drinking a pabst tall can..hypocrite). the high life extras points too, got a dope shirt from them already.
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Bromoeroticism my man!
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who else here had minimum 5 Poison slammers?
(http://www.sydlexia.com/vald/imagesandstuff/x/poison.jpg)
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fuck yes! thanx slap!
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who else here had minimum 5 Poison slammers?
(http://www.sydlexia.com/vald/imagesandstuff/x/poison.jpg)
Is that a fucking pog? I fucking loved pogs. Kmart had bins of them and we'd be sorting through them looking for whatever we haven't seen yet. I can't believe we were so stoked on overpriced painted cardboard.
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Good morning everyone, it's 5:30 AM and for some reason I woke up after 4 hours of sleep. Rad.
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Good morning everyone, it's 5:30 AM and for some reason I woke up after 4 hours of sleep. Rad.
That has been this past week for me with finals. With all the caffeine, even when I am able to sleep its no more than 4-5 jittery hours. I think I may self-induce a coma for the first week of break just to play catch-up.
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Good morning everyone, it's 5:30 AM and for some reason I woke up after 4 hours of sleep. Rad.
It's the opposite for me, I've been avoiding caffeine and I have one final but I still can't sleep for shit.
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Yea I wish have would've had my priorities straight and not waited until the last minute to cram but I always end up doing it this way. My freshman year was the worst as I had used No-Doz rather than just drinking coffee. Shit had stayed in my system for so long afterwards. After my last final I had packed up everything in my car and was going to pass out and wait until the next morning to leave, but I ended up staying up till like 2-3 am tossing and turning and just ended up buying a monster at a local gas-station and beasting the 4 hour trip home on no-sleep in that past 48 hours.
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That sounds terrible. I'm pretty glad I have no finals today, but I really hope I can get a good night's sleep for my 8:00 final on Thursday.
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i want holidays, beautiful weather and that fucking cruiser!
instead i'm at work, it's raining
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good morning you filthy hamburglars, dont even think about stealing my breakfast. http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10381091-1.html
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sausage egg and cheese on a toasted everything bagel.
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Coffee with too much sugar.
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Coffee with too much sugar.
THE WORST SHIT EVER!
i like my coffee tasting like coffee not some type of starbucks coffee drink.
i like mine black or with milk, nothing else.
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Not a coffee guy. I'll take a hot chocolate if you have some, though.
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i haven't had a hot chocolate in ages.
i actually remember the last time i had it, it was back in '98 standing outside yankee stadium getting world series tickets.
i was standing outside in the cold forever and dying of thirst. some kind woman saw my chapped cracking lips and offered me some hot cocoa. i got tickets that year in bleachers for game 1.
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I usually have one when I get a bagel.
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I need the sugar to help boost me before the caffeine takes effect. I drink some pretty brutal coffee though... that and coffee & chicory. Nothing fancy, just an energy bomb.
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Better than an energy drink. Fuck energy drinks.
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but thats what push ups are for.
i do 20 as soon as i wake up and i'm super charged and ready to go.
i remember putting in like 4 sugars in a small coffee but now, even just 1 tsp is too overpowering.
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When I wake up, the last thing I'm thinking about is any sort of exercise, especially after the shitty sleep I had last night.
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i don't exercise at all putside of some push ups, skating and 12oz curls.
whenever i feel really tired or weak, i just do some push ups.
it wakes me up, gets my blood moving and my heart pumping.
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hot cocoa + peppermint schnapps is the ultimate winter drink, next to hot cider + brandy
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Man, I really want that cruiser.
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it snowed again today but it's raining now. i think it's gonna turn back into snow though
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I think I'd rather have your weather, 65 and sunny but skating isn't an option.
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why is it not an option?
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My collarbone isn't completely healed yet and the last thing I want to do is fuck it up again.
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Weather better be good here on saturday, im planning on shooting my friend front 180 over a 12 stair handrail :o
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If I win one of those decks i'll have to cruise in my basement since there is almost of a foot of snow on the ground.
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If I win one of those decks i'll have to cruise in my basement since there is almost of a foot of snow on the ground.
Or you could just give it to me.
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i want pancakes, but probably won't eat till dinner. or waffles. actually...definitely waffles. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
k
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i want pancakes, but probably won't eat till dinner. or waffles. actually...definitely waffles. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
k
Leggo My Eggo mutha fucka
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I just had waffles with butter, now I seriously just feel like lying here for an hour or so.
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I just had waffles with butter, now I seriously just feel like lying here for an hour or so.
orgasmic, when i make waffles with butter i make more waffles with butter until i feel it in my bloodstream
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That's exactly what's going on now. Damn, I'm glad that I don't have anything to do today.
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i would like to win please
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That's exactly what's going on now. Damn, I'm glad that I don't have anything to do today.
dreaming...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. i want waffles living in me.
k
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I dont want anything living in me, not after the tapeworm incodent.... :'(
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That doesn't sound very pleasant.
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That doesn't sound very pleasant.
I made it up, sounds pretty legitimate though
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Well, not after you exposed yourself.
...
What are we supposed to talk about?
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making an omelette.
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whats your perfect sunday?
i need four more posts till100 yay me
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Sundays generally tend to suck because you have that "school the next day" feeling. Saturdays are much better, but that goes without saying.
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THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME!!!!!
MY perfect sunday consists of waking up around half past 9, cooking an Irish breakfast, reading the sunday paper. Maybe go out about the garden for a few hours....
my laptop is about to die and im in school....
fuck
no cruiser for me today.....
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Ha! Less competition for me!
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I'm winning today, holmes.
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No way! It's all me!
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No way! It's all me!
ya don't say?
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No way! It's all me!
If your theory of probability is correct...I got this one.
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If it was correct, I wouldn't be posting today.
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Haha...true.
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I really underestimated the amount of posts per day. We're already almost to 600.
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super perfundo on the early eve of your day.
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I had to google that and I'm still not sure what's going on.
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good morning gentlemen. its good to see you all again.
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super perfundo on the early eve of your day.
Waking Life reference?
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I'm really not looking forward to having to fix my room so I can move out.
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you graduating after this semester?
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Nah, I'm going home for the break and I have to move everything to the middle of the room and take everything off the floor so they can spray for pests or something. I hope I don't have to take down any of my posters, I have no idea where I would put any of those
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Ok, ok. Today I feel like I'll win.
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I have felt that for the past week and I got nothing.
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im just kinda here to occupy my time. i would like to win that board though.
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Nah, I'm going home for the break and I have to move everything to the middle of the room and take everything off the floor so they can spray for pests or something. I hope I don't have to take down any of my posters, I have no idea where I would put any of those
Doubt it, at my apartment when I go home for break they usually just spray a bit across the edges where the wall meets the floor. Never had to take anything down from the wall.
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NOBODY POST UNTIL I GET BACK FROM LUNCH!!!
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Nah, I'm going home for the break and I have to move everything to the middle of the room and take everything off the floor so they can spray for pests or something. I hope I don't have to take down any of my posters, I have no idea where I would put any of those
Alright good. I just hope my computer doesn't get fucked.
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soooooo...definitely not going to win today or tomorrow, stupit exams :'(
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Fuckfuckfuck I just want this to be over for today. Been putting off papers for far too long.
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Everyone here is really stressed and I got all of my work done last week. It's quite nice.
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Do you have break at the end of this week or next?
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Yep, my finals end tomorrow at 10.
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what school do you go to?
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Damn,enjoy that. We don't get out until the 17th.
I was up until five in the morning finishing up some projects and it's too cold for me to want to leave the house to do anything.
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Thats nice, today was our last day of class and we have finals next week. But majority of my work was this week with papers so when everyones stressing in about 4 days I'll be chilling for the most part.
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I go to Georgia State in downtown Atlanta.
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The competition is back bitches muhahahaha, none of you hamburlars better steal that board from me
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Thats nice, today was our last day of class and we have finals next week. But majority of my work was this week with papers so when everyones stressing in about 4 days I'll be chilling for the most part.
That's what last week was like for me, but I got lucky with my schedule and it turns out I only had one real final that wasn't a project.
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Damn,enjoy that. We don't get out until the 17th.
I was up until five in the morning finishing up some projects and it's too cold for me to want to leave the house to do anything.
Yea waking up for class today was a chore, our heater doesn't work and we just got hit with some nasty weather.
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My roommates either turn the heat to 60 or 85 degrees.
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Winning post!
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Everyone here is really stressed and I got all of my work done last week. It's quite nice.
turned in my 137 page senior thesis yesterday. best feeling ever.
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I fucking wish I had any sort of heat, it was grazing below 20 earlier this morning and I live on the bottom floor of our apt, not so fun.
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I'm done school for two weeks tomorrow at 10 am, yesyesyesyses. I'm going to try hard to win Friday
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Everyone here is really stressed and I got all of my work done last week. It's quite nice.
Wow. How'd that go for you?
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101 dalmations
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I'm done school for two weeks tomorrow at 10 am, yesyesyesyses. I'm going to try hard to win Friday
I'm not gonna have my computer or much time on break, so I'm gonna try to win today or tomorrow.
If I don't win, I'll just grab one of these.
(http://www.blueprintskateboards.com/images/MATRY-CRUISER-FLYER%20featblueprintnews.jpg)
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That's a nice board.
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Classy.
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Very much so. I'm stoked on blueprint as of late.
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That reminds me, was the size ever mentioned on the cruiser being given away for the contest?
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Very much so. I'm stoked on blueprint as of late.
Rule Brittania, Brittania rules the waves
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Classy.
Your username makes me thirsty.
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That reminds me, was the size ever mentioned on the cruiser being given away for the contest?
Nah, but I bet you can find it on the world wide interwebs.
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i dont think the size was ever mentioned. i think theres a picture on the first page though.
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size matters
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damn i want this
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Your username makes me thirsty.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3597/3390863095_fa114d8470.jpg)
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That reminds me, was the size ever mentioned on the cruiser being given away for the contest?
Yea I guess I haven't tried but I thought since it was some lim-edish shit it was ungooglable
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damn i want one of those too
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size matters
size matters
says chris gilmour...
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Everyone here is really stressed and I got all of my work done last week. It's quite nice.
miserable at the time, rewarding now.
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Your username makes me thirsty.
(http://cageboy.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/arnold_palmer_blk_lg.jpg)
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Your username makes me thirsty.
ive always been more of a fan of arnold palmers.
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
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ive always been more of a fan of arnold palmers.
motherfuckin right
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They're both great. The grape and orange drink isn't bad, either.
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Your username makes me thirsty.
ive always been more of a fan of arnold palmers.
AP's, watermelon and grapeade are all i drink when i only have a dollar to spend...
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ive never been a fan of grape drinks.
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/IMA/U117.jpg)
This hangs over my bed.
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i want that purple stuff
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me either, but i make an exception with the AZ...
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The half tropical-half tea is pretty decent as well.
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
This hangs over my bed.
i have that t-shirt, along with the rest of the population
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
This hangs over my bed.
my friend has this one in his living room...
(http://southernfriedfatty.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/george-costanza.jpg)
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That guy is a hipster doofus anyway.
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(http://lasnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/seinfeld-porn.jpg)
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The half tropical-half tea is pretty decent as well.
I've never seen it.
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:o , that picture!
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(http://lasnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/seinfeld-porn.jpg)
I started to watch that but when whatever Elaine's character was called start to blow Gary, I got seriously uncomfortable.
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anyone ever watch that porno?
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That guy is a hipster doofus anyway.
"One day, you'll beg me to make your own pie!!"
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That guy is a hipster doofus anyway.
"One day, you'll beg me to make your own pie!!"
"What are you doing?"
"We're making sausages!"
"I thought you were watching a video!"
"Yeah, an instructional video on how to make sausages!"
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anyone ever watch that porno?
Yep.
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anyone ever watch that porno?
its quite entertaining. the soup nazi comes through in his performance, and i mean that in multiple ways...
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(http://lasnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/seinfeld-porn.jpg)
i could see that
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Whiteley is on. Fingers crossed.
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Was Puddy in it? Did you finally get to see the move?
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That guy is a hipster doofus anyway.
"One day, you'll beg me to make your own pie!!"
"We're making sausages!"
"I thought you were watching a video!"
"Yeah, an instructional video on how to make sausages!"
"youre gonna be the first pirate!!!"
"but i dont wanna be a pirate!!"
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The half tropical-half tea is pretty decent as well.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z2pbrZAjhZ4/SXnXwZlru-I/AAAAAAAAAJA/BAs4CETy72A/s320/%3D%3Futf-8%3FB%3FSU1HMDAxOTUuanBn%3F%3D-756786)
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if you talkin to me im not sure. i only watched the office one.
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Whiteley is on. Fingers crossed.
Ahhhh shit, it just got real.
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The half tropical-half tea is pretty decent as well.
i dont think i have ever seen that flavor.
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The half tropical-half tea is pretty decent as well.
I have seen that, but I never tried it.
I always thought that the secondary characters in Seinfeld were the best.
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i dont think i have ever seen that flavor.
I think its fairly new, first time I saw it was this past summer.
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says chris gilmour...
Fuck yes ive been waiting to be exposed on the internet!
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I always thought that the secondary characters in Seinfeld were the best.
I'm a big fan of Jackie Chiles.
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I always thought that the secondary characters in Seinfeld were the best.
I'm a big fan of Jackie Chiles.
Jackie Chiles, David Puddy, J Peterman, Kruger, Frank & Estelle Costanza, Newman, Mickey, Kenny Bania, Tim Whatley...
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i love puddy
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How did I forget Uncle Leo?
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Uncle Leo!
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Cousin Jeffrey in the parks department!
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he's alive
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I can't spare a square.
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Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum!
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mr bookman the library cop...
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(http://www.huydang.com/rolemodels/uploaded_images/streettoughs_bobcedric-724167.jpg)
WHO DOES NOT WANT TO WEAR THE RIBBON?
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WE ARE TAKING THE ARMOIR AND THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT!!
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WHO BURNS THE PUERTO RICAN FLAG?
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check out this dude panda's part.
pretty damn good for a big guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LromK7Y5j0I
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Jimmy Saw you from across the room. You're just Jimmy's type...
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Jimmy's got a compound fracture! JIMMY'S GOING INTO SHOCK!
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Elaine, you gotta see the baby, YOU GOTTA SEE THE BAYBY!!!!
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BABU!!!!!
NO, YOURE A VERY VERY BAD MAN!!
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that part was pretty good. ok guys i need your help. i am in the market for a new skate video. suggestions?
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Turd Merchants of Death.
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"Oh darn, locked myself out of my office again. Well, I'm going home." Kruger is the most underrated character on the show.
that part was pretty good. ok guys i need your help. i am in the market for a new skate video. suggestions?
Beauty and the beast 2 comes out next week
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that part was pretty good. ok guys i need your help. i am in the market for a new skate video. suggestions?
i dont know but if you find me the rest of this video that would be awesome.. haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xL11HHEkVQ
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Turd Merchants of Death.
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this thread just reached a whole new level
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"Oh darn, locked myself out of my office again. Well, I'm going home." Kruger is the most underrated character on the show.
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that part was pretty good. ok guys i need your help. i am in the market for a new skate video. suggestions?
really? rad...
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posting before winner announcement finally!
never thought i would be stoked on a skate part that involved a fat guy hippie jumping over a fischer price picnic table
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no win!
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these were all good suggestions. hmmmm
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that part was pretty good. ok guys i need your help. i am in the market for a new skate video. suggestions?
really? rad...
Yeah, I saw it on crailtap.
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i cant even post in this spamthread because every time i tap reply another new comment was posted
(http://static.seekingalpha.com/uploads/2008/7/15/saupload_calvinhobbscalmdown.jpg)
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damn i can't wait to see truijilio's footage
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damn i can't wait to see truijilio's footage
He's gonna kill it just like last year, I hope Julien has some quality tricks too.
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"Oh darn, locked myself out of my office again. Well, I'm going home." Kruger is the most underrated character on the show.
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that part was pretty good. ok guys i need your help. i am in the market for a new skate video. suggestions?
really? rad...
Fuck yea!
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i cant even post in this spamthread because every time i tap reply another new comment was posted
(http://static.seekingalpha.com/uploads/2008/7/15/saupload_calvinhobbscalmdown.jpg)
truest thing i've heard all day
when i sent this, 2 new replied have been posted
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that part was pretty good. ok guys i need your help. i am in the market for a new skate video. suggestions?
really? rad...
fuck yeah, at meta a while back poocrusher was telling me aprilish, which didnt really make sense. cant wait for this, but in all reality jack, you really should buy turd merchants first...
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You guys are just slow on the uptake.
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what's up atm?
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Winning post!
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"YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING NUTS WITH THESE REPLIES.
GEORGE ANDREW IS GETTING UPSET!"
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ya, you guys are really going for it huh.
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You guys are just slow on the uptake.
For sure, there can be no dillyfuckingdallying. You gotta keep the EYES ON THE PRIZE!
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Whiteley is on!
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"YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING NUTS WITH THESE REPLIES. GEORGE ANDREW IS GETTING UPSET!"
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
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that part was pretty good. ok guys i need your help. i am in the market for a new skate video. suggestions?
really? rad...
fuck yea. i just hate ordering stuff online. ill probably get it anyways.
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i haven't left this place in 20 minutes, no pain no gain. going to watch football and fingerbang my cougar.
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"YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING NUTS WITH THESE REPLIES. GEORGE ANDREW IS GETTING UPSET!"
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
SUUUUUUUUUSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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(http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-291.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
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Fingers crossed
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it's seriously impossible to stay caught up with the topic in this thread
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I love how Seinfeld, the one thing I know more about than anything else, is increasing my post count and moving me closer to a cruiser. Im gonna be soo fucked if Whiteley deletes this thread after the contest is over...
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shits tense...
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I love how Seinfeld, the one thing I know more about than anything else, is increasing my post count and moving me closer to a cruiser. Im gonna be soo fucked if Whiteley deletes this thread after the contest is over...
There's no way this thread is being deleted, if anything it's classic slap.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
my friend went to his spoken word and got to meet him. im still very jealous.
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i'm going to get slap pal status from posting in this thread alone
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I love how Seinfeld, the one thing I know more about than anything else, is increasing my post count and moving me closer to a cruiser. Im gonna be soo fucked if Whiteley deletes this thread after the contest is over...
thats what I was thinking, but you never know. definitely gonna be classic slap worthy though by christmas time...
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yea I've made more posts here in the past few days then I have in the past few months on the forum.
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Basically.
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thats what I was thinking, but you never know. definitely gonna be classic slap worthy though by christmas time...
i dont know. its not really that funny but by christmas.... theres gonna be so many fucking pages.
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Yeah but it's a bunch of people bullshitting about absolutely nothing. That's slap for you.
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(http://cosmoscrystal.com/graphics/images/Calvin%20and%20Hobbes%20box.gif)
lets cruise
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Yeah but it's a bunch of people bullshitting about absolutely nothing. That's slap for you.
thats the most concise thing ive ever heard on here ever...
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You can take the box, I'll take the cruiser
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Can I have the tiger?
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o3Oi16YW5PM/SHli64F3UZI/AAAAAAAAAFg/bC7F1FathkU/s400/Calvin%2Band%2BHobbes.jpg)
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reminds me of christmas
(http://bob.bigw.org/ch/chsunday_comics.jpg)
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Alright C & H strips time!
(http://econstudentlog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/calvin-and-hobbes.jpg)
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(http://progressiveboink.com/jon/images/calvinhobbes/jon8.GIF)
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damn susie was a babe, cant believe calvin never hit that...
(http://www.calvin-and-hobbes.org/var/calvin/storage/images/strips/selectors/susie_derkins/susie_bunny/2812-1-eng-GB/susie_bunny_strip_panel.gif)
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(http://www.cooperativeindividualism.org/calvin-on-death-and-pittsburgh.jpg)
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hopefully someone cools wins it today. i'm off to work in a few minutes and i wont be home till ten thirty. guess that narrows down my odds of winning today
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(http://progressiveboink.com/jon/images/calvinhobbes/jon6.GIF)
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haha guess i was wrong. DAMN CALVIN, GET SOME!!
(http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/calvin-hobbes-ick.jpg)
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(http://www.marcellosendos.ch/comics/ch/1986/03/19860328.gif)
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i love christmas
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(http://progressiveboink.com/nick/images/calvinandhobbes/CH940127.JPG)
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going to work in a few minutes will slim down my chances of winning
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i thought calvin was into bestiality?
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Zipzinger I cannot believe you posted that. My entire childhood is tainted.
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of course my internet decides to take a shit when we are posting calvin and hobbes comics. god damint.
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(http://pharyngula.org/images/calvin_on_girls.gif)
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Zipzinger I cannot believe you posted that. My entire childhood is tainted.
i saw worse when i was looking at images on google....
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Zipzinger I cannot believe you posted that. My entire childhood is tainted.
yea saw the tip top of the strip and scrolled right past, not letting Calvin and Hobbes get tarnished in my mind.
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(http://progressiveboink.com/jon/images/calvinhobbes/bill6.gif)
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god damnit. none of franks posts are showing up. i still have to buy that box set. i need a real job.
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well look who it is
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Zipzinger I cannot believe you posted that. My entire childhood is tainted.
I thought Susie had more self respect than that too. it was a shock to me too, sorry man
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god damnit. none of franks posts are showing up. i still have to buy that box set. i need a real job.
yea none of them have been showing up for me either
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Get that box set. You need it. It's completely worth the money.
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atleast im not the only one
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totally worth it
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alright hope it ends soon
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today's magic number was chosen by Joe Brook, and he went hard with 666. and so, today the bell tolls for Cthulhu!, who very strangely, won with a post that says nothing more than "winning post!". how right you were.
PM on the way! i see you in here, too...
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alright hope it ends soon
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They're not showing up for anyone?
http://progressiveboink.com/archive/calvinhobbes.htm
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oh im sure it is. i just dont have the money. maybe ill just make my christmas present to everyone the joy of seeing me happy with the calvin and hobbes box set.
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today's magic number was chosen by Joe Brook, and he went hard with 666. and so, today the bell tolls for Cthulhu!, who very strangely, won with a post that says nothing more than "winning post!". how right you were.
PM on the way! i see you in here, too...
congrats
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good work cthulhu!, cruiser and pal status in one day. congrats!
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haha way to go man!
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high 5's for effort
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time to finally get some fucking work done.
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WHAT!? Holy shit.
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high 5's for effort
all around
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oh im sure it is. i just dont have the money. maybe ill just make my christmas present to everyone the joy of seeing me happy with the calvin and hobbes box set.
I asked for it for christmas, If i get it ill mail it to you after a week or two alright?
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oh im sure it is. i just dont have the money. maybe ill just make my christmas present to everyone the joy of seeing me happy with the calvin and hobbes box set.
I asked for it for christmas, If i get it ill mail it to you after a week or two alright?
sounds good!
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oh im sure it is. i just dont have the money. maybe ill just make my christmas present to everyone the joy of seeing me happy with the calvin and hobbes box set.
I asked for it for christmas, If i get it ill mail it to you after a week or two alright?
sounds good!
word ill let you know...
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haha oh man i thought you were kidding
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haha oh man i thought you were kidding
fuck naw I wouldnt joke around with the calvin and hobbes box set...
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well i cant be takin that away from you/
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thats why you give it back after ur done. sharing is caring...
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I will win!
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I really like the way this thread is turning out. I'm so stoked on that blueprint cruiser so I'll end up getting that since I won't win, but all we talk about is Seinfeld and Calvin and Hobbes. Win.
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i hope one day it turns into a simpsons quote day. wait franks nose are you goin home after tomorrow?
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hai u guyz r rele mene 2 josiah gatlin but hes rele steezy and pr0 sk8r s0 g1v m3 cru153r b0rd
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I know we're a few pages past this, but fuck it, back to Seinfeld.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6hN_Zv0tBo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM79_itR0Nc
ridiculous.
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I know we're a few pages past this, but fuck it, back to Seinfeld.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6hN_Zv0tBo
ridiculous.
seriously my favorite seinfeld clip of all time. Georges facial expressions the second time around are priceless.
the whole merv griffin episode is great too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxhs-O_9BLc
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I know we're a few pages past this, but fuck it, back to Seinfeld.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6hN_Zv0tBo
ridiculous.
seriously my favorite seinfeld clip of all time. Georges facial expressions the second time around are priceless.
the whole merv griffin episode is great too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxhs-O_9BLc
George's answering machine is my ringtone, when my phone broke I was so bummed that I wouldn't hear it every day. This guy has every episode up on youtube, in really good quality too. http://www.youtube.com/user/16oct1985
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And I'm going home tomorrow afternoon, I'll be posting but not nearly as much.
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I'm gonna win one, just for you Jack.
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I know we're a few pages past this, but fuck it, back to Seinfeld.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6hN_Zv0tBo
ridiculous.
seriously my favorite seinfeld clip of all time. Georges facial expressions the second time around are priceless.
the whole merv griffin episode is great too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxhs-O_9BLc
gnar you if I could for that gerwers nose. lately its just been random episodes on fox and a full tivo selection of episodes at my sisters house...
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I'm gonna win one, just for you Jack.
you better
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I used to work at a sporting goods store many years ago. This one random Sunday I sold Georgi-boy a bike. He knew that I knew who he was...but I didn't fan out. I just asked him what he was doing in the area. He said that he was there for a family reunion.
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I heard Jason is a douche in real life.
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I heard Jason is a douche in real life.
at least he hid it for the most part, unlike michael...
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-4/michael-richards-racist-rant.jpg)
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but in all reality, i dont wanna hate on the people that helped me laugh from my childhood up until now...
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this thread has fucking annihilated the 'robin flemming has hooked you guys up' thread.
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I'm packing right now. This is the antithesis of fun.
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this thread has fucking annihilated the 'robin flemming has hooked you guys up' thread.
haha
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I'm packing right now. This is the antithesis of fun.
You've probably posted the most out of everyone on SLAP for a board, and have yet to get one. They might as well give you one for "Best effort, which obviously wasn't good enough." See, you win, and they get to demoralize you. :-*
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I'm packing right now. This is the antithesis of fun.
First place loser, I'm hyped!
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did i win?
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Who the fuck schedules finals for a time when it's dark outside?
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You're up early.
I won't whore it up today...I saw your post saying that today was your last chance...or something like that. Good luck.
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Hell fucking yes motherfucker. I have a math final at 8... can't wait to walk 5 blocks in the dark.
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Hell fucking yes motherfucker. I have a math final at 8... can't wait to walk 5 blocks in the dark.
If you leave your place at 7:15 and it is 1 kilometre to your school and you walk at a rate of 10 km/h. What time will you arrive at school?
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It depends if I get jumped or not and at what time and/or intensity.
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Morning guys, sorry I'm late.
*punches in
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Morning guys, sorry I'm late.
*pushes it in
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I just passed my math final with flying mediocrity!
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blizzard status
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I never win anything. :(
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It's like 10 but it already feels like noon. Weird.
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It's like 10 but it already feels like noon. Weird.
its 7 am here, havnt slept and i need to work an 8 hour shift at 2, thanks sleep schedule
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I'm good now but I'm probably gonna crash tonight.
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I've been getting up at like 8 or 9 (Chicago time) these past few days because I'm still on Vienna time. And I've been going to bed no later than midnight. I feel like an old man.
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I broke my collarbone a week before daylights savings time ended, so I got about 5 hours of sleep every night because of the pain and the new sleep schedule.
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That sucks man. You should just cut your arm off starting at the collarbone.
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That sucks man. You should just cut your arm off starting at the collarbone.
Yeah, just grow a better one.
That is a sucky injury... had two friends do that shit over the past few years, fucking harsh.
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If I did cut it off, I could run around and hit people with it. That might be kind of fun.
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If I did cut it off, I could run around and hit people with it. That might be kind of fun.
Kind of fun?! It would probably be the best thing ever!
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It's like 10 but it already feels like noon. Weird.
i know what you mean, i also had a final at eight, but now im done. yay!
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its cold, its windy but its sunny.
i'm going skating after my morning shit kicks in.
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over the summer I was jogging the 2 miles home from work and around halfway, i sharted. I could feel my guts full of bubbles, full of shit. I just kept on keepin' on, but not at a running pace so i wouldn't have to pinch my butthole for so long. I got about 7/8ths the way home and arrived at the bottom of the hill I live on and decided to call ahead to tell my gf to have the door open for me when I get there. So i get to my house, sprinting up the stairs with poo comming out of my ass, and my gf is just standing there in the doorway and I'm like "I'M SHITTING, I'M SHITTING!" and throw her out of the way and make my way upstairs and around the corner to the bathroom. I then jet for the toilet, disrobing with one hand while slamming the toilet seat open with the other. I go to plop my ass down on the toilet, but I slammed the lid open so hard that it'd fallen down again, my ass pancakes down over it and I just start shitting uncontrollably all over it like a chocolate fountain. I go "OH NOOOO!" and then pivot the 90 degrees to the right and start shitting in the bathtub. The shit sprayed against the wall above the bathtub like the blood in Psycho before the pressure went down enough for the shit to actually dribble into the tub as intended.
So I'm there, sweating, naked from the waist down, shit on my legs, all over the toilet, all over the clothes I'd taken off, all over the tub and the wall, then reality slowly comes back to me and I realize I hadn't shut the door, and I look up and my gf had witnessed the whole thing, and she can't breath she's laughing so hard.
This was the greatest story ever. But I feel so behind in the Cruiser threads. Did I miss anything else good?
that means she wants you to poop on her.
And I'm gonna have to agree with this guy.
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its cold, its windy but its sunny.
i'm going skating after my morning shit kicks in.
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Morning guys, sorry I'm late.
*pushes it in
Gotta help wake up the other Pals, y'know?
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Morning guys, sorry I'm late.
*pushes it in
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1gOUKEciPTY/SqiKDQuq9EI/AAAAAAAAGP0/6eNNvj0ZlPA/s1600/Picture%2B4.png)
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Morning guys, sorry I'm late.
*pushes it in
alright alright! im up!
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Man, I can't think of anything to post.
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you can make some suggestions on what to eat for breakfast.
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Something with hash browns.
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Watch the Berra posts, we don't want this thread getting merged!
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Mark's on, that was quick. Am I allowed to call him Mark, or is his official name Whiteley?
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hash browns are definitely a good choice.
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Have you ever had pancakes with mini m&ms in them?
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no! do go on!
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Make the batter and everything and when they're on the griddle, drop some mini m&ms in the batter. It's the best breakfast EVER.
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that sounds amazing.
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I love some good hash browns. I love going out for breakfast. Without a doubt it is one of my favorite things to do. But if I'm at home I'm usually too lazy to cook breakfast so I just have some cereal.
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I'll just sit around until lunch, than make a sandwich.
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yea im bein super lazy. im just gonna go buy breakfast.
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cereal and sausage.
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Wheat chex + orange juice + strong black tea. Super filling. Mildly nutritious. It's damn near pizza and/or burrito o'clock though. Wasting another day of life at my dumbass job.
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cereal and sausage.
You would like sausage fag.
In other news, I just stepped in my blind & deaf cat's pee.
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its a shame he didnt see it, or hear your reactions. pet him in a way so that he knows what he's done.
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I'm sure he'd be remorseful if he could see what he's done.
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c'mon!
i only have so much to work with in my refrigerator..
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I'm sure he'd be remorseful if he could see what he's done.
Nah...she's a spiteful bastard. I think...
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todays the day
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My cat's a whore. She only gets near me when she wants food or wants to go out, otherwise she just sleeps a bunch.
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is there no winner for today yet? either way I'm way to lazy to spam like the other day, fuck it
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nah, no winner yet and I'm running out of bullshit to post.
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I eat yogurt with granola and a banana on weekday mornings. On weekends it's usually some form of egg. Last weekend my chick made biscuits and gravy. If I'm hungover I make a smoothie.
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I eat yogurt with my grandpa and bang nana on weekday mornings. On weekends it's usually some sort of kegg. Last weekend my dick slayed misfits and the navy. If I'm hungover I make things groovy.
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I can't stand yogurt, it's got a slime factor to it that grosses me out.
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I wish i knew someone named "Gurt", so I could be like "Yo Gurt! Wasup"
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I can't stand the smell or sight of food in the morning... I always feel hungover when I wake up, all I can consume is really strong coffee and really plain water. I drink a big ass energy drink on my commute home, and eat some time around 6 or 7 pm. I haven't breakfast in years.
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I wish i knew someone named "Gurt", so I could be like "Yo Gurt! Wasup"
http://www.myspace.com/chocolate69thunda
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I can't stand the smell or sight of food in the morning... I always feel hungover when I wake up, all I can consume is really strong coffee and really plain water. I drink a big ass energy drink on my commute home, and eat some time around 6 or 7 pm. I haven't breakfast in years.
WE HAVE THE SAME STOMACHE. Seriously, all i have is coffee in the morning, don't eat anything until at least after noon.
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I'm not a fan of the early breakfast, but I have low blood sugar so I have to eat in the morning.
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my school has lunch at 11:04 so eating before that is gadz
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I wish i knew someone named "Gurt", so I could be like "Yo Gurt! Wasup"
http://www.myspace.com/chocolate69thunda
ahahhaa sheeeit, if I still had myspace I would totally add that guy
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I remember senior year my school had a third period lunch at 10:30. That was kinda weird.
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mmmm breakfast at 2 in the afternoon.
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I remember senior year my school had a third period lunch at 10:30. That was kinda weird.
Same with mine. I hated it.
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Nah it wasn't bad, you could wake up late, go straight to school, and just each breakfast at 10:30.
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I can't stand the smell or sight of food in the morning... I always feel hungover when I wake up, all I can consume is really strong coffee and really plain water. I drink a big ass energy drink on my commute home, and eat some time around 6 or 7 pm. I haven't breakfast in years.
That sucks. I could not do that. Do you have brinner or are you completely missing out on breakfast foods?
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Nah it wasn't bad, you could wake up late, go straight to school, and just each breakfast at 10:30.
True. But I have to eat something as soon as possible after I wake up or else I'm done for the day.
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Not me!
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eating in the morning just makes me more hungry for some reason
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I like a big meal in the morning to keep me full all day.
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eating in the morning just makes me more hungry for some reason
Weird. I'm gonna go shave and the head down to my college campus to see a few friends so I'm going to officially call dibs on today's cruiser. Whiteley-I'll respond to your PM as soon as I get home. Thanks buddy. Later homies.
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Dibs on the cruiser for 12/15. I don't know why that day, but I have dibs.
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Dibs on the cruiser for 12/15. I don't know why that day, but I have dibs.
alright i get dibs today though
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Dibs on the cruiser for 12/15. I don't know why that day, but I have dibs.
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Dibs on the cruiser for 12/15. I don't know why that day, but I have dibs.
alright i get dibs today though
Fuck that
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You agree with my dibs? Weird.
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i'm going skateboarding today, and it would be a real treat if i had a new pm from whiteley when i got back.
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I think im failing english because of these cruisers haha.
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It would be a real treat if I could go skateboarding today.
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It would be a real treat if I could go skateboarding today.
QQ more newb
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You agree with my dibs? Weird.
nah just saying you've deserved one by now more than anyone else who hasn't won already...
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You agree with my dibs? Weird.
nah just saying you've deserved one by now more than anyone else who hasn't won already...
Yeah right, I don't deserve shit. If anything, I owe the slap boards.
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You agree with my dibs? Weird.
nah just saying you've deserved one by now more than anyone else who hasn't won already...
spare change hasn't won yet. he deserves it
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some how my itunes is skipping?
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It would be a real treat if I could go skateboarding today.
It's going to rain here all through the weekend so I'm outta luck in less I make an effort to skate a garage ramp
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You agree with my dibs? Weird.
nah just saying you've deserved one by now more than anyone else who hasn't won already...
alrighty then
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artic undersea pics
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/6760742/Extreme-diver-Norbert-Wus-journey-into-the-Antarctic-underworld.html
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Hit up a parking garage, those are the best.
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all the parking garages around here have rough ass grounds.
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and fuck i just had 666 posts
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Hit up a parking garage, those are the best.
seriously dude, i could race down those things all day.
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Mark's back on. Hi Mark!
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Hit up a parking garage, those are the best.
seriously dude, i could race down those things all day.
I can usually only do that once before I get booted.
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Goddammit selling textbooks is such a bitch.
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Goddammit selling textbooks is such a bitch.
i gotta sell mine for some extra cash as soon as finals are over...
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Whitley keeps faking us out
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Goddammit selling textbooks is such a bitch.
i gotta sell mine for some extra cash as soon as finals are over...
I need to sell mine. I was gonna sell it to this girl for $30, but she just called me and told me that someone was selling it to her for $25 and I had to go down. I think she was bluffing.
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i just want him to tell me i lost already.
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posting on slap on my phone on a roadtrip
cruisering fast right now
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Goddammit selling textbooks is such a bitch.
i gotta sell mine for some extra cash as soon as finals are over...
Free cash is nice.
I usually make back a lot more than I paid for them.
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Goddammit selling textbooks is such a bitch.
i gotta sell mine for some extra cash as soon as finals are over...
Free cash is nice.
I usually make back a lot more than I paid for them.
really? I don't think that's gonna happen here. Mark needs to get on and post the winner so I can go try another bookstore.
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the winner always gets posted after i leave school and have better things to do. haha
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Goddammit selling textbooks is such a bitch.
i gotta sell mine for some extra cash as soon as finals are over...
Free cash is nice.
I usually make back a lot more than I paid for them.
Yeah, it's nice. Last time I went straight to Red Lobster from the bookstore on the last day of class.
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I have a feeling 3 posts per day isn't cutting it
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There aren't enough posts in the world to cut it.
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what does fight fire with fire mean?. i get it but it seems like a stupid saying because fire doesnt do shit to a fire but make the fire bigger.
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What's more important. Posting more and probably not getting a cruiser, or skating Potrero skatepark for the first time after being in SF for over three months. SUCH A PREDICAMENT.
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What's more important. Posting more and probably not getting a cruiser, or skating Potrero skatepark for the first time after being in SF for over three months. SUCH A PREDICAMENT.
id go with the skatepark.
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What's more important. Posting more and probably not getting a cruiser, or skating Potrero skatepark for the first time after being in SF for over three months. SUCH A PREDICAMENT.
id go with the skatepark.
really, you havent skated potrero in the three months youve been in the city? that should be your top priority right now...
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I see whiteley is still lurking. I'm just watching, waiting...
im not even that big of a grosso fan and i am obsessed with winning this lol
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What's more important. Posting more and probably not getting a cruiser, or skating Potrero skatepark for the first time after being in SF for over three months. SUCH A PREDICAMENT.
id go with the skatepark.
really, you havent skated potrero in the three months youve been in the city? that should be your top priority right now...
shit never mind, read it wrong. id still go to potrero though...
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What's up party people? Just got back to my desk with a nice chicken parm sandwich on flaky bread (baked at the pizza joint daily). Not bad.
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Chicken parm heroes are the BEST, hands down.
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What's up party people? Just got back to my desk with a nice chicken parm sandwich on flaky bread (baked at the pizza joint daily). Not bad.
not bad at all. im jealous...
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meat is murder :P
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I see whiteley is still lurking. I'm just watching, waiting...
im not even that big of a grosso fan and i am obsessed with winning this lol
Become a fan of Grosso! It's easy!
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I think my local skatepark is staying open, fuck yeah!
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I see whiteley is still lurking. I'm just watching, waiting...
im not even that big of a grosso fan and i am obsessed with winning this lol
im a fan of Grosso but i'm not really gonna cry if i lose or anything haha
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I see whiteley is still lurking. I'm just watching, waiting...
im not even that big of a grosso fan and i am obsessed with winning this lol
i always was a big fan of his part in label kills.
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I see whiteley is still lurking. I'm just watching, waiting...
im not even that big of a grosso fan and i am obsessed with winning this lol
i always was a big fan of his part in label kills.
good video, great skater...
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After all the shit he's been through (a lot of it self-imposed), I'm stoked to see him not only skate, but MURDER shit.
I'm waiting for a middle aged Jereme Rogers to attempt a similar style of comeback, except that he won't have fans waiting for him.
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I see whiteley is still lurking. I'm just watching, waiting...
im not even that big of a grosso fan and i am obsessed with winning this lol
i always was a big fan of his part in label kills.
good video, great skater...
Agreed, i would be so stoked to get the board but im probably more fond of my Marc Johnson signature or my Nike SB signed shirt
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did i miss this?? i cant find where it says how many posts there have been fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
edit: my bad reply#1176 n00000000b
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I'm trying to decide what's more important, selling my books or winning a skateboard with another man's writing on it.
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so if you guys win one will this be a wall hanger or a skater?
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I'm thinking wall hanger for sure.
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After all the shit he's been through (a lot of it self-imposed), I'm stoked to see him not only skate, but MURDER shit.
I'm waiting for a middle aged Jereme Rogers to attempt a similar style of comeback, except that he won't have fans waiting for him.
absence makes the heart grow fonder
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Im thinking about putting that slip tape shit on the bottom and just using it as a sunday cruiser, im the shittest skater on these message boards without a doubt anyway, i dont think ill do much damage to it haha
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I may have to ride it. I would definitely keep it, but a limited Grosso would probably pull so good money on the eBays. I think he is big with those types.
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wall hanger, right next to my joe brook krooked guest deck and my street trash 303 deck...
(http://i676.photobucket.com/albums/vv126/tryoung1313/P7120056.jpg)
(http://i676.photobucket.com/albums/vv126/tryoung1313/P7120053.jpg)
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I'm trying to decide what's more important, selling my books or winning a skateboard with another man's writing on it.
At this point? You know the answer to that. You've got a vested interest in this now.
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im just stoked my biology teacher posted the final word for word so i can focus on this for the next few days...
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Shhhh dont encourage him he is the biggest competition :P
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Come on, Frank. Win the shit outta that board.
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Next time we're all accused of being a bunch of haters, remember the comradery here. We just hate those "other" people.
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do I get to be a hater yet i dont have many posts yet?
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Fuck yeah!
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do I get to be a hater yet i dont have many posts yet?
hate your heart out chris...
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do I get to be a hater yet i dont have many posts yet?
What Frank said... welcome to Hate Club! You're now part of the herd of like minded sheep of Slap!
(a criticism never made sense to me)
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Fuck yea!
let the hating commence! muhahahaha
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Fuck yea!
let the hating commence! muhahahaha
not much hate in this thread, you may have to wait until whiteley posts the winner to get your daily reccomended dose...
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you guys are suchhhhhhh cowards (unless im in the hate group)
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SLAP MAG FORUM 4 COWARDS
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^
Did we use that yet? Fuck it, I'll throw it in the news box.
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Fuck yes, I am the box master of the day!
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Fuck yes, I am the box master of the day!
Shit, let me sign it for ya...
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Fuck yes, I am the box master of the day!
today is your day
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I can only hope.
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Oh shit, I just realized that i can add a bunch of random stuff in the newsbox, and it'll randomly load each item. This is good.
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I can only post
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Oh shit, I just realized that i can add a bunch of random stuff in the newsbox, and it'll randomly load each item. This is good.
Like an ipod shuffle, but with a witty and hateful quote?
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que pasa beaches?
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I cant wait till the winner gets announced, i wanna get my hate on now you hamburlging mongo pushers
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Oh shit, I just realized that i can add a bunch of random stuff in the newsbox, and it'll randomly load each item. This is good.
Haha, hell yes! I'm giddy over this...
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i push mongo, so what?
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YOU ARE CARL WINSLOW
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I cant wait till the winner gets announced, i wanna get my hate on now you hamburlging mongo pushers
there ya go!!
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im kinda losing the power to sit here hour after hour day after day.
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"I'd give you a ride, but I got Karl Farbman here!"
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YOU ARE CARL WINSLOW
yes i am him, you can call me officer winslow
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"I'd give you a ride, but I got Karl Farbman here!"
"THANKS FOR STOPPING!!"
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"I'd give you a ride, but I got Karl Farbman here!"
"THANKS FOR STOPPING!!"
"Don't worry Jerry, I'll loan you the.. 12 cents?"
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"NOT THE FARBMAN!!"
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:-*
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"Why did he bring us bag of oranges?"
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Im glad it all comes back to seinfeld quotes in this thread with you here gerwer...
"can we have those oranges? we are very hungry and have gone through many hardships..."
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Everyone I hang out with says I make way too many Seinfeld references. They're probably right.
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you make way too many seinfeld references
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I don't hang out with you.
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i can still say you make way too many seinfeld references
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My network security guy and I have it set up so that if people try to hit us on some common web based exploits (http side), they get redirected to a page screaming "NO SOUP FOR YOU!" with a huge pic of the soup nazi behind it. Nerd revenge.
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if we're going that route again, i don' think i saw this one the last time. sorry if it's abp.
(http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/elaine/elaine_benes017.jpg)
heat.
k
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you make way to many seinfeild refrences, we cyber hang
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My network security guy and I have it set up so that if people try to hit us on some common web based exploits (http side), they get redirected to a page screaming "NO SOUP FOR YOU!" with a huge pic of the soup nazi behind it. Nerd revenge.
thats awesome
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well if youre gonna make too many references to any TV show, Seinfeld is the way to go. all the kids i hang with are about the family guy quotes. fuckin lame...
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She wasn't in the show that much, but George's fiance wasn't bad looking at all. Too bad there are no pictures of her on the WWW.
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My network security guy and I have it set up so that if people try to hit us on some common web based exploits (http side), they get redirected to a page screaming "NO SOUP FOR YOU!" with a huge pic of the soup nazi behind it. Nerd revenge.
that's awesome, i just realized jackburton said the exact same thing
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FUCK family guy!
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i'm a follower not a leader
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FUCK family guy!
exactly...
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Seriously, family guy is definitely up there in the "things I hate" category. It's only beaten by "camera men in pornos who feel the need to talk".
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family guy is mediocre at best.
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well if youre gonna make too many references to any TV show, Seinfeld is the way to go. all the kids i hang with are about the family guy quotes. fuckin lame...
I like Family Guy in small doses, but the tangential-style humor gets old really fast. Jerry had themes!
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curb is the illest
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Seriously, family guy is definitely up there in the "things I hate" category. It's only beaten by "camera men in pornos who feel the need to talk".
both of them just need to back up into a corner and stop annoying the shit out of me...
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I can see a clip of family guy and it's not bad, but the show is just 30 minutes of illogical random jokes.
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Seriously, family guy is definitely up there in the "things I hate" category. It's only beaten by "camera men in pornos who feel the need to talk".
oh my god this is brilliant
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Seriously, family guy is definitely up there in the "things I hate" category. It's only beaten by "camera men in pornos who feel the need to talk".
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im excited for a new its always sunny tonight. plus the office.
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curb is the illest
my dad bought the first two seasons for me when I went back home for thanksgiving. he deserved that hug...
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im excited for a new its always sunny tonight. plus the office.
plus jersey fuckin shore!!!!
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Curb is the shit. I've only seen the first and last seasons though, I really need to see the whole fucking thing.
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Yes, the office is best
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i haven't watched any of the office this season, i need hop on dat
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Goddammit I've missed the past 2 offices because of my asshole roommate taking the TV. I need a way to seek revenge on him.
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plus jersey fuckin shore!!!!
ohhhh fuck yea!
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Goddammit I've missed the past 2 offices because of my asshole roommate taking the TV. I need a way to seek revenge on him.
fuck his mom
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im excited for a new its always sunny tonight. plus the office.
plus jersey fuckin shore!!!!
ohhhh fuck yea!
so stoked. thursday night TV is stacked lately...
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The best was when Dwight was Recycloid
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i've never watch it's always sunny, i hear it's eggcellent though
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The best was when Dwight was Recycloid
i wish that episode happened before halloween, definite costume material...
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Goddammit I've missed the past 2 offices because of my asshole roommate taking the TV. I need a way to seek revenge on him.
I know some people.
They can't help you, but I do know a few people. I'm pretty happy about that.
Maybe you should just bash his head in?
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last weeks office was just way to awkward and not funny.
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i've never watch it's always sunny, i hear it's eggcellent though
you are missing out friendo. FX at 10pm eastern
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Goddammit I've missed the past 2 offices because of my asshole roommate taking the TV. I need a way to seek revenge on him.
They can't help you, but I do know a few people. I'm pretty happy about that.
Maybe you should just bash his head in?
I might just spray a fire extinguisher all over his room.
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Goddammit I've missed the past 2 offices because of my asshole roommate taking the TV. I need a way to seek revenge on him.
fuck his mom
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last weeks office was just way to awkward and not funny.
i heard last weeks ep was pretty heavy
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the more akward the better
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This is me being distracted from my studies. Hey.
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This is me being distracted from my studies. Hey.
'Sup dawg.
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This is me being distracted from my studies. Hey.
(http://yoyodawgdawg.com/pics/yo-dawg-yo-yos.jpg)
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Is red lobster actually good? The ads look so good but I'm worried it's a dennys menu pictures scenario
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LmSR0uNyaSo/SUVoAPaP9aI/AAAAAAAABDw/tlQ5bwyWoQw/s400/Attic.jpg)
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sup dawg
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the more akward the better
youd think so but it wasnt even funny.
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Is red lobster actually good? The ads look so good but I'm worried it's a dennys menu pictures scenario
No generic seafood place is good
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(http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/xzibit-yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-macs.jpg)
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you know my gurl shelly? yeh she knocked up, i told her that nignog leroy was bad news.
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you know my gurl shelly? yeh she knocked up, i told her that nignog leroy was bad news.
dats just ignant man...
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Today started early and ended late, and tomorrow even earlier, fuuuuuckl
pee's signature makes me giggle though, so I'm not to mad about today
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red lobster killed my father and raped my mother
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I'm really enjoying these "yo dawgs"
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i'm bombing some hills in the dark tonite. then straight to the bar for some geezer sodas. fuck tv.
k
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red lobster killed my father and raped my mother
you must seek revenge.
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xzibit is man's best friend
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xzibit is man's best friend
lol get it dawg?
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i'm bombing some hills in the dark tonite. then straight to the bar for some geezer sodas. fuck tv.
k
sounds good. ill be righttttt hereeee staring at your signature.
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red lobster killed my father and raped my mother
red lobster got my sister deported. not across the border, back to her house with a case of the stomach cramps...
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did it happen yet?
k
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going to work, good luck 'dawgz', MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS
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Whiteley you're giving me blue balls!
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laslty, i don't think i've ever eaten a red lobster, if you go there you are begging for ecoli or a pubic salad
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going to work, good luck 'dawgz', MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS
(http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/xzibit-yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-having-sex.jpg)
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Whiteley you're giving me blue balls!
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cause we're the treacherous three, we got a new heartbeat. heartbeat!
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going to work, good luck 'dawgz', MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS
(http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/xzibit-yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-having-sex.jpg)
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going to work, good luck 'dawgz', MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS
(http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/xzibit-yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-having-sex.jpg)
EEWWWWWW
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(http://img.moronail.net/img/4/1/1941.jpg)
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yo dawg needs to be a thread in itself
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YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE THREADS
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these pictures are better than sponsorhouse
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yo dawg needs to be a thread in itself
msaying though right?
k
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sup dawg
I always liked yo more anyway
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these pictures are better than sponsorhouse
That's just blasphemous!
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yo dawg needs to be a thread in itself
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these pictures are better than sponsorhouse
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blue balls in full effect.
k
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seriously
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SATAN POST MUH FUCKAS!!!
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I'm lovepark1ing this shit the fuck up.
No offense, LP1, even though I don't think that's your name anymore.
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Winning time?
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i gotta pee now the anticipation is getting to me.
k
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nope, YO Dawg time...
(http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2350/yodawgmaccas.jpg)
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SATAN POST MUH FUCKAS!!!
i hit that post earlier and didnt realize it till i was at 666. obviously i should have just stopped posting.
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i gotta pee now the anticipation is getting to me.
k
I seriously considered pissing in a bottle yesterday because of this contest.
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He's got a really sincere looking smile.
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i was at 666 so i deleted a post to make that post so I could make the satan post. Dawg
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(http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2327/yodawgsubway.jpg)
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If I get two boards I'm gonna cut them in half and send the noses to someone. Than I'll have twice the tail. CHYEA!
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i gotta pee now the anticipation is getting to me.
k
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i gotta pee now the anticipation is getting to me.
k
dedication.
k
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nope, YO Dawg time...
(http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2350/yodawgmaccas.jpg)
oh fuck! i have never seen that one. sooo good.
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POSTING WHILE DRIVINg oh my gawd
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(http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2248/yo-dawg-we-heard-you-like-trains.jpg)
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and whiteley is up outta this bitch. fuck.
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ummmm. okay. imma pee now?
k
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hurry back
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So, I'm gonna guess that the magic number has not been hit yet?
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and whiteley is up outta this bitch. fuck.
most wanted man alive
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ummmm. okay. imma pee now?
k
go for it man. make sure your pants are down before you get to the stall for speeds sake...
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I'm back. i was squeezing like i had a plasma cannon. strafing the bowl.
k
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So, I'm gonna guess that the magic number has not been hit yet?
I don't know... anyone check to see how far over the 666 we went yesterday after the announcement?
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I think we hit well over 1000.
I'm back. i was squeezing like i had a plasma cannon. strafing the bowl.
k
LARRY YOU DID NOT SPRAY ON JESUS!
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So, I'm gonna guess that the magic number has not been hit yet?
how do you check?
k
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http://www.slapmagazine.com/Forum/index.php?action=stats
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1683 posts
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Who wants to post jailbait?
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were creeping up on 1000 for the day...
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http://www.slapmagazine.com/Forum/index.php?action=stats
sweet!
k
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Who wants to post jailbait?
...and make C Hanz work over time?
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It's Christmas, he needs the money anyways!
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it's funny that all the peeps who are trying to spam like a mofo to win keep not winning
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Excuse me, this is not "spam".
These are well thought out, eloquent messages.
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Excuse me, this is not "spam".
These are well thought out, eloquent messages.
sphincter
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it's funny that all the peeps who are trying to spam like a mofo to win keep not winning
this can apply to every spammer in the history of slap. remember kids, spam = not winning.
k
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it's funny that all the peeps who are trying to spam like a mofo to win keep not winning
i got nothin better to do.
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Excuse me, this is not "spam".
These are well thought out, eloquent messages.
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it's funny that all the peeps who are trying to spam like a mofo to win keep not winning
What Frank said... also, if it weren't for our efforts, the winners would be different.
So in a way, everyone that won owes us their prizes. AMIRITE GUYS!?!?
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lamp.
k
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oh myself included, no doubt, jus sayin'
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Exactly! That's why I have a thank you speech prepared in advance.
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you tell him grim
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Exactly! That's why I have a thank you speech prepared in advance.
nice
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i'm totally going to kanye your ass if you win frank.
"...but rick howard had the best cruiser ever!"
k
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I thought Gonz had the best cruiser ever?
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oh myself included, no doubt, jus sayin'
It's been really good spam though... going through it, it ebbs and flows from one topic (or non topic) to the next. Some really surreal shit.
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Sorta like an acid trip.
Not really.
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its a thread about nothing
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I thought Gonz had the best cruiser ever?
a fish wouldn't know that though.
k
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Sorta like an acid trip.
Not really.
I never could read anything when on acid... not a lot at least. Maybe it is?
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I've never done acid but I wouldn't mind it.
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This is post #1000 and I hope my hunch paid off.
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its a thread about nothing and everything.
so basically the schroedinger's cat of threads? tight. glad to be a part.
k
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This is post #1000 and I hope my hunch paid off.
damn it that was what i was thinking...
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HA-ZAA
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acid is a lot of fun.
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I happen to know that the cat is dead... I peeked.
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I happen to know that the cat is dead... I peeked.
you killled it. peeker.
k
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It just really hit me that the semester is over and I'll never have to see any of the assholes I take class with ever again.
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almost there. i can feel it.
k
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I happen to know that the cat is dead... I peeked.
You're not supposed to wrap them until Xmas morning
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It just really hit me that the semester is over and I'll never have to see any of the assholes I take class with ever again.
Unless you're denying them a job one day. Gotta think about the future in the eyes of a CEO.
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It just really hit me that the semester is over and I'll never have to see any of the assholes I take class with ever again.
its a great feeling. i gotta deal with new assholes in next semesters classes though...
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Both of these are true. Grim that made me smile.
LOL brb gotta sell my textbooks
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Both of these are true. Grim that made me smile.
LOL brb gotta sell my textbooks
you better not deny me a job! what is it that we do?
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I feel like a CEO posting on my iPhone, god I'm pathetic
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looks like its just us carl.
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My real names jack, looks like we have something in common Mr. Burton
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Damn this place is deeeead...
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Damn carlwinslow, Danny renaud is so sick. My schizophrenia is taking over
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Greetings!
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this place is getting mighty lonely.
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Thank god I'm not alone in this dark cave anymore
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salutations
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im starting to lose hope.
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I'm tired.
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Where the hell is whiteley, I'm ready to bust a nut
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i should be studying...
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i should be studying...
the temporary happiness of winning a cruiser is far more imortant!
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I have nothing to do. Hence, I post.
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the temporary happiness of winning a cruiser is far more imortant!
thats why im here still...
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nobody one yet??!?!?!?!
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I have nothing to do. Hence, I post.
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Posting while gripping a kids board, holla
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Something smells REALLY good.
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Something smells REALLY good.
a new cruiser?
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man i wish i worked at a fucking shop. that would rule and before this thread i barely ever posted.
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i've had a lot of coffee today
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i really hope the number hasnt been hit yet. if it was hit 4 hours ago and whiteley didnt tell us then i would be bummed...
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I have nothing to do. Hence, I am too lazy to post so I requote my own quote.
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just got 14th on a poker tournament. didn't win shit.
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c'mon son!
k
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just got 14th on a poker tournament. didn't win shit.
thats the worst. last week i got 53 on a full tilt tourney with 7500 people and only the top 45 got payed, so lame...
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I'm cruiserin towards the bathroom right now to take a dump
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i've had a lot of coffee today
me too, slept about two hours last night.
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I don't even get poker. It like you're not really doing anything. I know I should figure it out just to keep with my love of all things of the old west, but I just don't get it.
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I'm cruiserin towards the bathroom right now to take a dump
Don't forget to wipe
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Where's gerwersnose with te Seinfeld quotes to liven this place up?
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I'm cruiserin towards the bathroom right now to take a dump
Don't forget to wipe
guy's obviously sporting a desktop. sucker!
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I'm all seinfelded out right now.
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I'm all seinfelded out right now.
hahaha never thought I'd see the day
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I'm cruiserin towards the bathroom right now to take a dump
Don't forget to wipe
guy's obviously sporting a desktop. sucker!
thems fightin words
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im getting steadily more tired of posting on slap. wheres whiteley?
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im getting steadily more tired of posting on slap. wheres whiteley?
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im getting steadily more tired of posting on slap. wheres whiteley?
he did this on purpose because we were spamming.
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What's more important. Posting more and probably not getting a cruiser, or skating Potrero skatepark for the first time after being in SF for over three months. SUCH A PREDICAMENT.
id go with the skatepark.
really, you havent skated potrero in the three months youve been in the city? that should be your top priority right now...
shit never mind, read it wrong. id still go to potrero though...
You read it right. I've been plagued with bone fractures since I got here, finally in an ok enough state that skating only mildly hurts.
And Potrero is FUCKJING AMAZING. I've never been an amazing tranny skater but busting some frontside ollies and just mobbing around is absolutely fantastic.
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We aren't spamming, were having great conversation
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And I didn't notice the 8 pages that have appeared in the 3 hours I was gone. FUCK YOU, I SHOULD'VE STAYED.
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Nooo, less competition!
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Man, is it time to go home yet?
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Posting on here sure is passing the time
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just got 14th on a poker tournament. didn't win shit.
thats the worst. last week i got 53 on a full tilt tourney with 7500 people and only the top 45 got payed, so lame...
it wasn't with that many people though. i hate the fact that i'm always rivered!.
played a lot of 7-2 and won mostly.
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What's more important. Posting more and probably not getting a cruiser, or skating Potrero skatepark for the first time after being in SF for over three months. SUCH A PREDICAMENT.
id go with the skatepark.
really, you havent skated potrero in the three months youve been in the city? that should be your top priority right now...
shit never mind, read it wrong. id still go to potrero though...
And Potrero is FUCKJING AMAZING. I've never been an amazing tranny skater but busting some frontside ollies and just mobbing around is absolutely fantastic.
that sucks man, at least you can skate now. yeah Ive never been to potrero park but it looks fucking amazing, just skated the new roxborough park in CO a few weeks ago and they had a replica of the potrero wall and it was the raddest thing ever...
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ughh i wanna win already so i can get my life back
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in honor of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPPUIoke7Pk&fmt=18
we have the magic number 101 for the day, which belongs to none other than wuust!
congrats on your cruiser, enjoy!
hai frank.
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sUpz?
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Congrads
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i had a feeling that was what happened. congrats wuust, this sure beats winning at poker!!
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yesterday i totally said 101 dalmations on my 101st post
now i can hate coz i lost yes!
where does rep come from?
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yeah, it sure! thanks whiteley! wall hanger for sure!
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I love frontside ollies on that one quarterpie with o coping at Portrero. It just tosses you up in the air.
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yesterday i totally said 101 dalmations on my 101st post
now i can hate coz i lost yes!
where does rep come from?
memphis?
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I love frontside ollies on that one quarterpie with o coping at Portrero. It just tosses you up in the air.
Which one is that? The best is coming up on the left of the big wall and popping from the QP up to near the top of the wall. Feels so good. trying to imagine someone doing the same thing but onto the lip of the wall boggled my mind.
And did I literally just miss the win by a few posts? Fuck.
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yesterday i totally said 101 dalmations on my 101st post
now i can hate coz i lost yes!
where does rep come from?
memphis?
sounds like a plan, the forum dies once the cruiser isnt up for grabs anymore
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I love frontside ollies on that one quarterpie with o coping at Portrero. It just tosses you up in the air.
And did I literally just miss the win by a few posts? Fuck.
The one on the left. It was supposed to say "quarterpipe with NO coping".
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guarsh shaggy
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What's more important. Posting more and probably not getting a cruiser, or skating Potrero skatepark for the first time after being in SF for over three months. SUCH A PREDICAMENT.
id go with the skatepark.
really, you havent skated potrero in the three months youve been in the city? that should be your top priority right now...
shit never mind, read it wrong. id still go to potrero though...
And Potrero is FUCKJING AMAZING. I've never been an amazing tranny skater but busting some frontside ollies and just mobbing around is absolutely fantastic.
that sucks man, at least you can skate now. yeah Ive never been to potrero park but it looks fucking amazing, just skated the new roxborough park in CO a few weeks ago and they had a replica of the potrero wall and it was the raddest thing ever...
Portreros my favorite park ever, perfect tranny throughout the whole damn thing. Got me missin SF so hard
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weird weird fucking night. good morning and goodnight.
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Good morning,
/clock in
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And I thought I was early.
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Maybe today....
(http://dirtyharrysplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/santaralphie.jpg)
(http://www.consumerwarningnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/youllshootyoureyeout.jpg)
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good morning lads
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And I thought I was early.
It was some time after 6 am here, but I'm usually already awake and doing stuff by 5. I'm developing an old man's schedule.
Aloo Chris!
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i got up like 15 minutes before i had to be in class...i stuck my head in the sink threw on some non-matching clothes and ran out the door. didnt even have time to grab my smiths cd for on the way, had to listen to NPR.
i know im an official hater now but can i hate on myself? haha
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meh, i haven't gone to sleep yet. 3rd shift is fun!
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meh, i haven't gone to sleep yet. 3rd shift is fun!
if it brings home the bacon
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I don't eat breakfast, but I do love bacon. Actually, I like all breakfast food, just not in the morning.
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fuck yeah breakfast is the best, ihop preferably. beacon eggs waffles pancakes sausage french toast. man i love it
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Maybe today....
(http://dirtyharrysplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/santaralphie.jpg)
(http://www.consumerwarningnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/youllshootyoureyeout.jpg)
"My father worked in obscenities the same way other artists worked in oils, or clay."
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q2njwcJ8KBQ/R1D6d5i3vQI/AAAAAAAAANQ/dm6Dhf13mWo/s1600-R/Leg%2BWindow%2B2007.JPG)
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i go to sleep late but i still wake up mad early.
i went to bed around 3 and woke up before 8.
breakfast is good any time of day or night.
spam.
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"My kid brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years."
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I don't eat breakfast, but I do love bacon. Actually, I like all breakfast food, just not in the morning.
^^^^ YES
2am drunken breakfast is the bestest
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Awesome hair day today.
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q2njwcJ8KBQ/R1D6d5i3vQI/AAAAAAAAANQ/dm6Dhf13mWo/s1600-R/Leg%2BWindow%2B2007.JPG)
"Only one thing in the world could have dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."
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lamp.
k
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"Only one thing in the world could have dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."
"YOU USED UP ALL THE GLUE, ON PURPOSE!"
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todays the day gents, i can feel it
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No it isn't.
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hello gentlemen
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hey
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(http://www.pacificariptide.com/.a/6a00d8341c795b53ef0120a55a8597970c-800wi)
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I have to admit that Elf may be up there with A Christmas Story for the title of my favorite holiday movie.
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I somehow managed to sleep over twelve hours last night.
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I got a good 12 hours of sleep last night as well and you can't leave out Christmas Vacation.
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god damnit im hung over.
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I never get hungover.
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you tryin to say your better than me?!
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I'm not trying to say it, I AM SAYING IT!
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he's better than you.
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he's better than you.
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**lutzka snaps**
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I never get hungover.
u will
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This contest is seriously affecting my posting. Like, if I have something that I want to post but the contest is over for the day, I'll wait til tomorrow to post it.
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This contest is seriously affecting my posting. Like, if I have something that I want to post but the contest is over for the day, I'll wait til tomorrow to post it.
this contest is like the opium of the internet
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This contest is seriously affecting my posting. Like, if I have something that I want to post but the contest is over for the day, I'll wait til tomorrow to post it.
this contest is like the opium of the internet
yea, it leaves you shivering and itchy all over
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I think I am going to look up snails on google images and draw for awhile
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Slugs are just homeless snails.
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This contest is seriously affecting my posting. Like, if I have something that I want to post but the contest is over for the day, I'll wait til tomorrow to post it.
this contest is like the opium of the internet
yea, it leaves you shivering and itchy all over
so that explains the itching
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more like slugs are more badass than snails. They are all like "fuck a shell, I'll take the world on without one, beeeeotch!"
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Maybe they're just opposing gangs? Shells vs. non shells.
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Maybe they're just opposing gangs? Shells vs. non shells.
shells have a big advantage in gang fights
did you see the new competition?!?! Josh Kalis in it to win it lads
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im gonna win today, fyi
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im gonna win today, fyi
your intel is off
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Shells vs. Skins
Pretty wicked snail I snapped a while back:
(http://www.grimcity.com/gc/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/snail1.jpg)
(http://www.grimcity.com/gc/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/snail2.jpg)
(http://www.grimcity.com/gc/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/snail3.jpg)
Same snail at home watching porn:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3N3uvDIEtI
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What is it on in the second and third pictures, ice?
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slugs feel like boogers
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arent there some huge ass slugs?
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What's the difference between a garden slug and a two inch long living booger?
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What's the difference between a garden slug and a two inch long living booger?
you wanna get stomped on bitch! ill crush yo shell
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What is it on in the second and third pictures, ice?
The opposite man... condensation. Cool house, humid evening.
That's one thing that really sucks about some of the pre fab ramps in some of the smaller towns in driving distance... they sweat super easy and are rendered unskateable really often. Glad we have concrete here at home.
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I somehow managed to sleep over twelve hours last night.
i hate you.
i haven't seen slept in double digit hours in over 10 years.
if i get anymore than 5-6 hours of sleep, i'm stoked.
spam.
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It gets humid here in Georgia, but it's never been humid enough so I can't skate a metal ramp.
Can you guys see this?
(http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=a94bb7002f12eb014005edb11ca72b1e)
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What's the difference between a garden slug and a two inch long living booger?
you wanna get stomped on bitch! ill crush yo shell
I can't think of a difference either!
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What's the difference between a garden slug and a two inch long living booger?
you wanna get stomped on bitch! ill crush yo shell
I can't think of a difference either!
its on snail.....
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This is what a flash flood looks like from my home office:
(http://www.grimcity.com/gc/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/dry.jpg)
(http://www.grimcity.com/gc/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/wet.jpg)
I'm pretty sure the snails and slugs were on an equal playing field when this occurred.
-pics taken three hours apart
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might i suggesting moving to higher ground?
anyway, its too much work to spam.
i'm going skating for a bit, see you dudes in a couple.
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Cheers man. I'd do the same but it's wet as hell and I feel crappy.
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It flooded here a few weeks ago in Atlanta and the surrounding area. I'm too lazy to find some pictures, but this is what we were dealing with.
(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6719/floodq.jpg)
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This is what a flash flood looks like from my home office:
(http://www.grimcity.com/gc/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/dry.jpg)
(http://www.grimcity.com/gc/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/wet.jpg)
I'm pretty sure the snails and slugs were on an equal playing field when this occurred.
-pics taken three hours apart
Do you have a canoe? Looks like fun.
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might i suggesting moving to higher ground?
anyway, its too much work to spam.
i'm going skating for a bit, see you dudes in a couple.
and the competition narrows
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This is what a flash flood looks like from my home office:
(http://www.grimcity.com/gc/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/dry.jpg)
(http://www.grimcity.com/gc/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/wet.jpg)
I'm pretty sure the snails and slugs were on an equal playing field when this occurred.
-pics taken three hours apart
A-DAYUMN!!!
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might i suggesting moving to higher ground?
anyway, its too much work to spam.
i'm going skating for a bit, see you dudes in a couple.
and the competition narrows
there's not really much competition when it's obvious I'm gonna win today
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Would be dope to whip around your neighborhood on a jetski
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Concrete skimboarding... splinters in your feet and asphalt face!
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You could swim a few laps. Seems like it'd be more interesting than a treadmill.
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skim boarding is fun as shit, on grass it would be pretty good...
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skim boarding is fun as shit, on grass it would be pretty good...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6vh_Oehb9w&feature=related
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I'm sorry, but "epic fail" is as annoying to me as "hatin on". The term Epic Fail reminds me of those two geeks on the bus in Sixteen Candles that shoot Samatha with the ray guns and say "Score, direct hit"
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The phrase I hate most is "tell it like it is"
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"Are you really busy right now?"
...knowing that I'm compelled to ask "why, what's up?" rather than "yes, I'm slammed at the moment." It never leads to good things.
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The secret to looking really busy is to just look irritated all the time.
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much less spam today
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Yeah, it sucks, I have to make actual posts and whatnot.
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It doesn't hurt to wear one of those visors that accountants wear
(http://www.copydesk.org/mcintyre.jpg)
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It doesn't hurt to wear one of those visors that accountants wear
(http://www.copydesk.org/mcintyre.jpg)
are you sure, that thing looks pretty tight
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I'm going to have trouble wearing suspenders with the bump in my shoulder.
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I'm going to have trouble wearing suspenders with the bump in my shoulder.
here we go again
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I meant it doesn't hurt if you're trying to look busy. The size may be adjustable.
ATTN FGN: conjoined twin?
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Wait, are you a Nazi skinhead or an elderly man with no discernible waistline?
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Broken collarbone. CG do you have anything better to discuss?
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No im a dull guy haha, im just fucking with you...haha
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Exactly!
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well i have a test next period and im shooting some skating after school i think? so im off. Ciao for Now
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And than there were 3
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and the competition narrows
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(http://www.grimcity.com/gc/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/shady.jpg)
Stay strong, people.
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i slept through a fire alarm this morning, then when i woke up to go piss the sound nearly knocked me to the ground...
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I really want to fuck around with firecrackers but they'll set off the smoke alarm
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I really want to fuck around with firecrackers but they'll set off the smoke alarm
Id sell you the rest of my stash but i need them for a wedding or golf course...
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I'm sitting by a lovely fire ready to spam about how cozy I am.
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Not if you put them up your butt
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Whoa, I went from 10th to the 9th biggest post whore on the site... watch your back Frank!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW1dbiD_zDk
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I'm still the number one topic starter!
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Shit, I'm ot even on that list. I'm more of a hanger-on.
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Hye Mark!
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I'm really surprised I'm even on the list, I hardly ever make topics. Or so I thought.
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Just another jewel in your righteous crown, man.
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What. He has a bejeweled crown? Fuck that, you don't need a free cruiser.
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gone to lunch
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Grim you blew my cover!
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What. He has a bejeweled crown? Fuck that, you don't need a free cruiser.
Don't sweat it man, right after your 1,000th post Mark mails you a solid gold crown and a scepter. You get fine jewels for random things, sort of like how Boy Scouts get badges for learning how to properly reattach human limbs.
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If you make it to 5000 you get a wolf costume and you can romp around and start rumpuses.
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Man you guys hyped waffles up so much I need to buy some more. I've been out for a few days and it's starting to really affect my state of mind.
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If you make it to 5000 you get a wolf costume and you can romp around and start rumpuses.
Yep. At 6k you get a framed "guy with dolphins" print, looking forward to the next grand!
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If you make it to 5000 you get a wolf costume and you can romp around and start rumpuses.
I actually used a picture from that thread on my final English project.
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If you make it to 5000 you get a wolf costume and you can romp around and start rumpuses.
Haha, in what context? How did you fit that into anything? I already love it.
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If you make it to 5000 you get a wolf costume and you can romp around and start rumpuses.
It was on my title page. It was completely context-less. I think that was a huge factor in getting an 'A' on it.
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What was the actual subject of the project?
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We had to revise all of our papers in a final project. I wrote about the day I broke my foot, riding on MARTA, a review of Mind Field, and the issue of downloading skate videos. Nothing about weird guys (other than Berra) and dolphins.
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Haha, that makes it even better.
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I also used this picture:
(http://bcosuweird.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/dog_peanutbutter.jpg)
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Haha, I'd never leave the house!
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well that was short lived. i skated about an hour and half before my toes were frozen...why didn't i wear 2 pairs of socks?
i was sweating like a maniac the whole time which makes up for all the beers i've been drinking lately.
i'll probably end up going out skating again later tonight.
spam.
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How cold is it up there? 46 here, which is pretty cold for us. Not like the shit you cats up north get, but we're a hot and humid people here.
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well i just woke up again at 3 in the afternoon :)
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d00d i want slap pal status so bad, not even for the crown or the glory
so i can wear the Adidas shoes haha
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I got the shoes but I honestly think they're too rad to wear.
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Just keep doing what you're doing Chris. Your awards will await you.
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you get a free pair when you become a slap pal right?
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you get a free pair when you become a slap pal right?
and a complete
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the enjoi slap board?
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Im a huge Adidas fan, Im wearing Green Gazelles right now (squeekiest fucking shoes ever) my favorite pair, that im skating in now, Blue red and white adidas Ciero's
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you get a free pair when you become a slap pal right?
and a complete
And a phone call from both Bobby P. and Cards.
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you get a free pair when you become a slap pal right?
and a complete
and an energy drink sponsor
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if cards actually called me when i became a slap pal i would be HELLA stoked.
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you get a free pair when you become a slap pal right?
and a complete
and an energy drink sponsor
you guys are giving me a semi
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"Chill with Cards" is on my bucket list. Actually, now that I think about it, that pretty much is my bucket list.
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if cards actually called me when i became a slap pal i would be HELLA stoked.
what if he called you to tell you that he hates you
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How cold is it up there? 46 here, which is pretty cold for us. Not like the shit you cats up north get, but we're a hot and humid people here.
30 with a windchill factor of 15 but its really not that bad.
i had enough clothes on keeping me toasty, it was just my feet that couldn't take it.
usually i wear 2 pairs of sock when its cold like this but it didn't cross my mind until afterwards.
i was having mad fun though, thats why i want to go back out.
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you get a free pair when you become a slap pal right?
and a complete
and an energy drink sponsor
you guys are giving me a semi
I was gonna say, if you weren't sporting a 'lil chubs right now, you ain't paying attention!
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if cards actually called me when i became a slap pal i would be HELLA stoked.
what if he called you to tell you that he hates you
man you guys have been really mean today. your kookin it.
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finally whiteley is off so i can shit and shower.
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winter time is my favorite because you know right away who the diehard skaters are.
also they always end up progressing a lot while everyone else is rubbing their vaginas sitting next to their heater.
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if cards actually called me when i became a slap pal i would be HELLA stoked.
what if he called you to tell you that he hates you
man you guys have been really mean today. your kookin it.
ahaha I'm sorry gah, I'm just relaying what he told me.
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thats fine. ill just steal hit bike. then ill have all of cards powers!
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How cold is it up there? 46 here, which is pretty cold for us. Not like the shit you cats up north get, but we're a hot and humid people here.
30 with a windchill factor of 15 but its really not that bad.
i had enough clothes on keeping me toasty, it was just my feet that couldn't take it.
usually i wear 2 pairs of sock when its cold like this but it didn't cross my mind until afterwards.
i was having mad fun though, thats why i want to go back out.
That's sick. I might try to go for an indoor sesh tonight. I'm going to learn switch front blunts on a baby quarter tonight. I just leanred them on embankments, gonna try to get 'em on some smaller tranny and work my way up. Might look at bs nose blunts too... some recent conversations have got me wanting to fuck with those again.
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I've been gone for 5 minutes what did I miss?
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john cardiel hates me apparently
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Poor thing.
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john cardiel hates me apparently
I can't see him really hating anybody.
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john cardiel hates me apparently
yea it's weird, for some reason Jake Burton only, dunno what he did
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same. i dont care what people think about me but if john cardiel hated me id be bummed for sure.
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Yeah... being hated by someone you respect would be a bit soul crushing. At least it would be ego-diminishing.
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hey everybody
the soty party is tonight and there's lots of skaters roving around the building right now. we grabbed silas baxter neal and had him choose the magic number of the day-- he went with 328, which makes ATMurrell a happy man. congrats! PM coming. next time you see silas, tell him word up.
weekend winners coming monday!
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Can you imagine?
1000th post
*RING*RING*
Hello?
Hey, this is Cardiel. I fucking hate you bro. beeeeeeeeeep
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haha ATM it paid off, congrats
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Whoa, congrats ATM!
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How cold is it up there? 46 here, which is pretty cold for us. Not like the shit you cats up north get, but we're a hot and humid people here.
30 with a windchill factor of 15 but its really not that bad.
i had enough clothes on keeping me toasty, it was just my feet that couldn't take it.
usually i wear 2 pairs of sock when its cold like this but it didn't cross my mind until afterwards.
i was having mad fun though, thats why i want to go back out.
i want to relearn blunts again but quarters around here are few and far between. the one skatepark that i really liked(riverside)has a bunch if stuff but they require full pads now.
on the plus side, this coming spring is going to be awesome. they built a huge cement park down by chelsea piers.
i will be living there between the hours of whenever i get up until 2-3pm. thats when the kids get out of school and i gotta be back at the shop. the place looks so awesome, i can't wait!
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As much as I've been posting I honestly didn't expect to win shit. Fuck yeah!
I'd like to thank Mark, Choad, Grim, Morrissey, Silas for picking that number, and everyone else who's been posting in here who I didn't mention.
Am I still allowed to post in here?
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post away, post away.
by the way, i love this thread. it should be studied as text for a class on thought process evolution in the young male's brain.
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The only person you should thank is yourself, you have earned that cruiser, congratulations.
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^ congrats, regular posting is fine but don't go crazy like you've doing.
yesterday i left to go skate, came back and this thread was 15 pages deep or something.
and if you do win another, hook up somebody else on the boards. don't be an asshole and ebay it.
BTW, i didn't know you were Ass To Mouth murrell til now.
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As much as I've been posting I honestly didn't expect to win shit. Fuck yeah!
I'd like to thank Mark, Choad, Grim, Morrissey, Silas for picking that number, and everyone else who's been posting in here who I didn't mention.
Am I still allowed to post in here?
man today is just not my day.
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^ congrats, regular posting is fine but don't go crazy like you've doing.
yesterday i left to go skate, came back and this thread was 15 pages deep or something.
and if you do win another, hook up somebody else on the boards. don't be an asshole and ebay it.
BTW, i didn't know you were Ass To Mouth murrell til now.
Yeah of course, I won't be able to post nearly as much so that's not an issue at all. And of course I'll give it away, I'm not THAT lame.
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congrats gerwer, and congrats to everyone else for not having to put up with seinfeld antics anymore. just kidding....or am i?
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Franky, one more special cheers... deserved!
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^ congrats, regular posting is fine but don't go crazy like you've doing.
yesterday i left to go skate, came back and this thread was 15 pages deep or something.
and if you do win another, hook up somebody else on the boards. don't be an asshole and ebay it.
BTW, i didn't know you were Ass To Mouth murrell til now.
haha, cool.
if i win a second one its going to grim.
if i win a third, its going to COTG just because.
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aint nothing like bombing a hill into the wind on a 20 degree day
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If I win again, I'll just pick a number and that's the new winner.
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yay
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If I win again, I'll just pick a number and that's the new winner.
that works too. i just know grim really wants one because hes a huge fan of grosso and theres no need for me to have 2 so why not?
for me it would be something signed by lance mountain, i would kill for that. i have a picture i took with him at the nike premiere a few years back. i'm still stoked on it but a sign board or something would be super dope.
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How many cruisers left?
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This post is dedicated to a Grim victory.
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aint nothing like bombing a hill into the wind on a 20 degree day
last night I jogged home from work, surprised the tears/snot from my eyes and nose watering didn't freeze on my face, it was fucked
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aint nothing like bombing a hill into the wind on a 20 degree day
last night I jogged home from work, surprised the tears/snot from my eyes and nose watering didn't freeze on my face, it was fucked
my glasses kind of act like goggles. there's only two cold related things i don't like about winter; cold hands and your feet being so cold that it hurts to walk. you can't even feel them when you try to skate
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relating back to the office discussion yesterday, was last night the finale?
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relating back to the office discussion yesterday, was last night the finale?
"We don't have a North Pole branch."
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FREE BOARD
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(http://rhinosoars.com/images/EROTICA/SUPER_X/Bat&CatOnAhotRoof.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7701iSxety4
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I'm so baked, I'm surprised
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I guess everyones gone, hmm
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(http://rhinosoars.com/images/EROTICA/SUPER_X/Bat&CatOnAhotRoof.jpg)
Batman doesn't wear goggles.
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Michelle Pfeiffer as a Cat woman was super hot.
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Michelle Pfeiffer as a Cat woman was super hot.
Fuck yea she was.
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Fuck yeah dudes, double time on a saturday. I'm gettin paid 26 dollars an hour today to sit on the pooper and talk to my fellow slap pals.
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This post is dedicated to a Grim victory.
Big bro-hug...
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i just came from breakfast and took 25 eggs and threw them in the snow path connecting my dorm to the dining hall. this could backfire...
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My infant son loves pulling on his foreskin when my wife is changing him. It makes him giggle with delight.
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My infant son loves pulling on his foreskin when my wife is changing him. It makes him giggle with delight.
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My infant son loves pulling on his foreskin when my wife is changing him. It makes him giggle with delight.
you are one lucky father...
I'm happy he's not digging around his rectum instead.
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anal stage will come soon enough
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anal stage will come soon enough
College.
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sooooo hungover right now
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Are you playing with your rectum?
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Oh of course not :D
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why not?
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I don't want smelly fingers right now, company is over.
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going skating. good luck with the cruisers guys...
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knowing the words to every taylor swift and veronicas songs has made my group of friends irresistible to the opposite sex
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knowing the words to every taylor swift and veronicas songs has made my group of friends irresistible to the opposite sex
Interesting.
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That, and playing with rectums.
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55 pages! AAAHAHAHAHA!!
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do we have to wait till monday to see who wins?
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all signs point to yes
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fuckin rain ruined my session today :(
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warm enough to skate the ramp after my finals :)
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fuckin rain ruined my session today :(
It's been killing my supposedly last sessions in SF until I head home for the break. All I want is a couple fucking clips and to skate Potrero one more time. >:(
But this Arizona Grapeade is making up for it. And ramen. Perfect "I only have $1.50 what the fuck can I get" combo.
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fuckin rain ruined my session today :(
really? rain? i'm starring out the window to a foot of snow..
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But this Arizona Grapeade is making up for it. And ramen. Perfect "I only have $1.50 what the fuck can I get" combo.
dude i love that shit, i like the orangeade better it flows down easier. ima go see that invictus movie tonight coz im so fucking bored
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oh shit guys "how high" is on comedy central!
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oh shit guys "how high" is on comedy central!
hah ive been watching. best movie ever
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holla holla
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WIN?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thXMcwEAmLA
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Am I the only one that can't picture Grosso riding one of these boards?
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Am I the only one that can't picture Grosso riding one of these boards?
no. but fuck it i can see me riding one of these
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Hmm it's after 12 where I live, so in California it's after 9, does this contest go by PT?
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I just shot photos of the wackest dance battle at the wackest holiday party at the wackest venue. What a waste of time. I'm really not feeling any of this. Today, I couldn't skate this one ledge at the park since it was in the shadows and covered in frost. Slick as shit.
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.......did i win yet?
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How do people go about hooking up in other people's rooms during parties. Maybe it was because I was sober, but I could not bring myself to do it. :-[
Early or late winning post. I need the cheer up.
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How do people go about hooking up in other people's rooms during parties. Maybe it was because I was sober, but I could not bring myself to do it. :-[
Early or late winning post. I need the cheer up.
You're not desperate or drunk enough if you can't disregard decorum to slip into someone's room to get some.
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...just don't go railing in the bathroom. It's rude to anyone that might need to take a piss.
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giv me 1 of dos boards u @$$hoLs!!!!1
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good morning gentlemen. You wont have competition from me much today, 12 stair session :o
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Happy Sunday morning everyone.
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good morning gentlemen. You wont have competition from me much today, 12 stair session :o
::)good
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...just don't go railing in the bathroom. It's rude to anyone that might need to take a piss.
or their parents bedroom, thats beyond rude.
i had to take a saucepan to this kid i went to HS with because he was getting busy in my parents room.
i was swing for the fences but he booked it while my other friends held me down.
if i saw that dude on the street today, i'd truck him with no hesitation.
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good morning gentlemen. You wont have competition from me much today, 12 stair session :o
Works for me.
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...just don't go railing in the bathroom. It's rude to anyone that might need to take a piss.
or their parents bedroom, thats beyond rude.
i had to take a saucepan to this kid i went to HS with because he was getting busy in my parents room.
i was swing for the fences but he booked it while my other friends held me down.
if i saw that dude on the street today, i'd truck him with no hesitation.
Yeah that sounds about right. I once witnessed two people walking into my friends grandparents room; now that is just disrespectful.
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Especially considering your grandparents were still in there.
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The stupid final paper I have to write is fucking up my attempts to keep up to date with this thread. I'm like 20 pages behind.
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For the win :).
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snow again... :-\
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Do you guys miss me?
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Do you guys miss me?
i missed seeing george eat that popcorn
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i was sick all day yesterday and wanted to skate, now its raining.
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franks avatar is probably one of my favorites on slap.
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I'm glad!
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I'm liking Loophole's new one, just for the nostalgic feeling
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wassup guys
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yea you cant go wrong with ghostbusters.
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i don't see why i'm even posting this early, its supposed to be a big number.
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No, it's supposed to be a random number...
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winner Sunday post. YAY!
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i'm really not following this whole competition like i should, i'm still only posting like twice a day completely unaware of when i should. i just think it would be cool if i won one saying "wassup guys"
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Damn dude...that would be cool...
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I'm starting to wake up with a swollen throat every morning which I hate. Fuck Winter.
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Do you guys miss me?
did you take a vacation from the boards after your victory?
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My first post in this topic. damn.
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did you take a vacation from the boards after your victory?
My computer took a break from actually functioning.
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Psyched on that Traffic banner up there!
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i really like the movie detroit rock city.
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wendy's 2.99 crispy chicken deluxe meal
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Wendy's has the worst fries ever.
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BK's are evil, but damn they stay crunchy. It's the sodium crust they're in.
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Wendy's has the worst fries ever.
truth. BK's fries are the best
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Wendy's has the worst fries ever.
dude its all about that mikie d's shit
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Chinese buffet for dinner. I ate 3 plates full of food. They do not turn a profit on me even though I look like I'd stop after a plate.
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Photo i took of my friend at the session today ;D no land... after like a hundred tries... next time... next time
http://www.flickr.com/photos/43277191@N07/4183695112/
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this would be amazing
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Photo i took of my friend at the session today ;D no land... after like a hundred tries... next time... next time
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I'm up in here tryna get a mother fuckin'
scholarship! cruiser!
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Wendy's has the worst fries ever.
dude its all about that mikie d's shit
arbys curl fries
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high waisted jeans are such an eyesore. i want to meet the person who thought that sticking attractive girls in grandma pants was a good idea. i'd like them to smile so i would know where to punch them
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arbys curly fries are delicious. im starving and dont have any food in my house at all.
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I'm starting to wake up with a swollen throat every morning which I hate. Fuck Winter.
I hate that. Skating in cold weather doesn't do it any good.
It started to rain and it might snow (which is very rare where I live), so I hope that couple of days indoor will heal it.
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Wendy's has the worst fries ever.
BK fries, no competition. Their the m & m of fries, melt in your mouth not your hands.
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Actually, I like the Zesty fries you can by from the freezer section of the supermarket (I think it's Ore Ida brand). Deep fried perfectly, I don't even need ketchup.
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The best frozen fries, IMO, are Cavendish spicy fries.
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quit talking about fries im getting hungry
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The best frozen fries, IMO, are Cavendish spicy fries.
Cavendish makes the single most delicious french fries.
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hey there whiteley.
Is my computer trippin or is there a new forum layout?
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fupa city
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Wendy's has the worst fries ever.
dude its all about that mikie d's shit
wendys fries are good, you just need to order them with a side of cheese.
burger king has the worst fries ever but they make up for it with their onion rings
mcdonalds is the crack of the french fry world, no contest.
curly fries are in a league of their own since even the bad ones still taste good.
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This guy thinks we're insecure.
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siding with the "wendys fries are shit" group
so are their baked potatoes, I got on e the other day that was yellow and fucking disgusting, I just threw it out.
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slow posting today.
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siding with the "wendys fries are shit" group
so are their baked potatoes, I got on e the other day that was yellow and fucking disgusting, I just threw it out.
how you hating on their baked potatoes man, you trying to make enemies! bacon and cheese, sour cream and chives, even the broc and cheese is bangin. they used to have this mushroom with cheese ones back in the late 80's and it was da bomb shit.
maybe you guys went to some cracked out wendys or something? i know i've been to a few that were truly terrible but this goes for all fastfood places. the key is to go somewhere that always busy, that way you know the turn around is good and nothing sits around for too long. not that i eat much fastfood these days but i'll hit up wendys once in a blue, their spicy chicken sandwich is the killa krack kocaine!
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wendys fries are terrible but the baked potato is a jolly delicious treat. can't fuck with their burgers though - those are good.
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exactly what i was talking about. grandma jeans
am i the only one that only likes little to no salt on their fries?
i can't eat mcdonalds fries because of how much salt they use
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i dunno man, the last two times I we't to wendys they were blowing it with the fries and baked potatoes. They were still killing with the choc frosty, spicy chicken sammich and big bacon classic thou.
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am i the only one that only likes little to no salt on their fries?
i can't eat mcdonalds fries because of how much salt they use
i prefer putting my own salt on but yeah, over salted fries are never very good.
a little sprinkle is more than enough, besides that why you have ketchup.
what i can't stand is when people put ketchup all over their fries. the fries are hot so when you put the ketchup on top, the vinegar cooks off and that smell hits you like a punch in the face. ketchup must be on the side, there is no other way.
i dunno man, the last two times I we't to wendys they were blowing it with the fries and baked potatoes. They were still killing with the choc frosty, spicy chicken sammich and big bacon classic thou.
alright alright, you picked 3 things that are good, so we're okay again.
seriously though, next time you're there ask for a side of cheese, it'll take your wendy french fry experience to the next level.
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not to mention the ketchup gets all warm and there's no way to grab fries without gettinch ketchup hands
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That is a great board
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That is a great board
Hell yeah, destined for classic, gotta be.
I love Wendys, but the one by my house always fucks up the fries. having said that, I like some of the mom and pops places with the big-ass seasoned potato wedges... the kind with the skin on... aaaaaaahhhhh *drownindrool
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i like fries shaped like smiley faces
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whoever posts directly after me, pick a number between 1-776 and that will determine saturday's winner. then i'll be back and we'll do this again for sunday...
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123
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123 saturday= sleazy!
sleazy, pm coming. thank your homey cthulhu!
more in a minute...
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123 saturday= sleazy!
sleazy, pm coming. thank your homey cthulhu!
more in a minute...
hell yeah!
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winner today: Choad Muskrat, congrats Choad!
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ok, next to post after me again, pick a number between 1- 950...
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666
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we already did 666, let's do another number. choad, you make the call again.
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213, regulators
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421
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i always lose
456
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I didn't even post this weekend, so I basically screwed myself
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This, right here, is Sunday's winning post!
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This, right here, is Sunday's Mondayswinning post!
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This, right here, is Sunday's Mondayswinning post!
Nah man, I'm doing shit retro!
Congrats, Sleazy!
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213 sunday= everypennyfedcar
PM coming!
today's winner... later.
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ugghhh why do you tease us so....
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Congrats fedcar!
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I'm gonna maul a bear if I don't win
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I'm gonna maul a bear if I don't win
I'd much rather dose it up with roofies.
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you're a good man, gnar'd
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Congrats!
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Speaking of roofies, I oughtta knock out one of these two dudes right before me on the previous page and beat the mailman to their respective houses.
/no rape-o
Oh wait, Sleazy's driving distance... hehe
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ever since frank gerwers nose won, this thread hasnt ben the same :'(
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ever since frank gerwers nose won, this thread hasnt ben the same :'(
yeah he was kind of carrying it
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I hope he enjoys the shit out of it... be it cruising or looking at it on his wall. Earned it for sure. For a while this thing was flowing like a porn channel on IRC.
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Do not loose spirit comrades, Christmas is still far ahead!
Post away :)
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Do not loose spirit comrades, Christmas is still far ahead!
Post away :)
...not far enough! Sometimes I think Scrooge was just fucked over by the GOP.
What if he was just anti commercialism? That's something I can respect. Especially since I have yet to buy even half of what I need to for my peoples.
In an alternative universe somewhere, I bet "scrooge" means "fuck the bullshit."
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a cruiser would be a great reward for finishing finals!
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a cruiser would be a great reward for finishing finals!
I agree.
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Break is on, I love doing nothing.
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Break is on, I love doing nothing.
i love doing nothing even though break isnt on just yet...
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I never get a chance to do nothing. Any rare free moment I get I need to do something.
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I never get a chance to do nothing. Any rare free moment I get I need to do something.
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lucky bastards. my "break" starts friday and i will be working 8-5 every single day, except christmas, until mid/late january. then its straight back to working a much less demanding job, but a much more demanding final semester. fuck
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and today's magic number...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSCcCy1yxOE&fmt=18
yes, 411. and it goes to Alan. PM coming!
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I can't believe how stupid some of the doctors are that work in the hospital with me. It's like all they learn is one facet of medicine and they don't know fuck all about anything else. Something simple like telling me you want medical photos completed in an hour is beyond them. Instead, I get a page in the middle of lunch asking for photos that I haven't even pulled from my camera, yet. Sorry just had to vent.
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Are you a radiologist?
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Medical Photographer.
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Damn, that's really awesome man. Do you work for a publisher or a university or something? That's a really specialized profession (as I understand it, which is very little).
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United States Navy. So far, I've photographed 2 autopsies. I'm also the Assistant Public Affairs Officer for the hospital.
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Fucking A, man... that's awesome as hell... my mom and wife are medical nurses, and I always got into the anatomy and physiology ones (as best as I could understand them). They were cadavers, no autopsies though. I'm sure you get desensitized so a lot in that environment, but I imagine it's hard to get used to being right there at an autopsy, huh? Not as in hard to stomach, but hard to forget.
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Yay!
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Yeah, pretty much once I burn the photos to archive, I don't ever want to see them again. I'm pretty amazed at how realistic gore in movies look compared to the real thing. I used to have trouble watching surgeries being performed on TV, but when you're in the operating room watching the surgeon going to town, it's pretty fucking fascinating and I realize how privileged I am to be seeing it.
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The only thing I want to ride on christmas, is santa's lap
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Wow, congrats Alan!
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Paralyzing diarrhea at work bump.
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My eyes are so dry everyday from the necessity of central heating. Eyes drop ain't doing shit.
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Google, (now in Esperanto!)
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...waiting on some more flash flooding some time today. The whole neighborhood looks like a swamp.
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...waiting on some more flash flooding some time today. The whole neighborhood looks like a swamp.
sick ass airboating sesh?
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Ha, I wish! It's mostly people driving really poorly.
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i just took the most nasty smelly explosive diarrhea ever, like i still can't believe that smell came out of my ass. even the courtesy flush didn't help. i have to take another shower now, it was really that bad.
spam.
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i just took the most nasty smelly explosive diarrhea ever, like i still can't believe that smell came out of my ass. even the courtesy flush didn't help. i have to take another shower now, it was really that bad.
spam.
who else remembers those radio commericals where the guy was all like "MORE SPAM"
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i just took the most nasty smelly explosive diarrhea ever, like i still can't believe that smell came out of my ass. even the courtesy flush didn't help. i have to take another shower now, it was really that bad.
spam.
what did it taste like?
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i just took the most nasty smelly explosive diarrhea ever, like i still can't believe that smell came out of my ass. even the courtesy flush didn't help. i have to take another shower now, it was really that bad.
spam.
what did it taste like?
it was a combo of puke and shit, i can't really describe it.
homeless people smell better than what came out of my ass earlier.
normally i don't mind the smell, sometimes i'm even proud when kill the bathroom but this shit was burning my nose hairs!
i actually used the lysol to tame the beast and that in itself was a first.
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Have you ever farted in your sleep and it stunk so bad that it woke you up?
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Have you ever farted in your sleep and it stunk so bad that it woke you up?
yes. it happens a lot, i have some serious gas issues.
what sucks lately is, its been really cold out and when i fart under the covers, i have to fan it out so it doesn't creep up into my face. so of course the cold air hits me and i'm instantly awake for at least a few.
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You're fucking lucky, faster... when I eat gassy foods, it's like my body traps the gas and I pretty much just reel in pain for a few hours. If my body would vent right I'd eat a lot more stuff that I like. My stomach's kind've fucked in other ways too, though.
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Have you tried Bean-o to relieve your gas?
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Yeah, I've tried it a few times... it just doesn't work for me. But my whole digestive system is messed up anyway. I need to get the whole thing replaced.
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I can perform that operation for you pretty cheap. Let me talk to my intestine guy in China and I'll hit you back when I have all the necessary parts.
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Let's keep the rest of this particular conversation in PM.
So uhhmm... how about that sports game the other day, heh? That was really something!
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failed my Biology class by 1 point. take that society!!
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failed my Biology class by 1 point. take that society!!
That "biology" stuff is all fake anyway and only meant by scientists to steer you away from religion. Put your faith in Jeebus.
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failed my Biology class by 1 point. take that society!!
That "biology" stuff is all fake anyway and only meant by scientists to steer you away from religion. Put your faith in Jeebus.
Jeebus would have struck my teacher down after not curving the one test that the class average was a 38 percent...
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You're fucking lucky, faster... when I eat gassy foods, it's like my body traps the gas and I pretty much just reel in pain for a few hours. If my body would vent right I'd eat a lot more stuff that I like. My stomach's kind've fucked in other ways too, though.
i'm not that lucky. i've been having stomach/gas problems in a bad way the last few days and i just don't feel right.
i have all this beer in the fridge and i'm afraid to drink it because i don't want to get craps then blow my ass out.
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Have you tried Monkey gall bladders?
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I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues. I would always feel ill after eating. I always attributed it to eating greasy foods. It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat. I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great. I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.
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Have you tried Bean-o to relieve your gas?
i thot beano was some british cartoon magazine
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I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues. I would always feel ill after eating. I always attributed it to eating greasy foods. It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat. I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great. I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.
that takes guts to give up meat altogether, i don't think i could ever do that. unless i ate nothing but veggie burgers...
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I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues. I would always feel ill after eating. I always attributed it to eating greasy foods. It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat. I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great. I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.
that takes guts to give up meat altogether, i don't think i could ever do that. unless i ate nothing but veggie burgers...
My girl is vegetarian too. But I was heading that way before I met her.
I love to cook. I'm always trying new recipes.
I do crave meat...fall off the bone ribs most of all.
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I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues. I would always feel ill after eating. I always attributed it to eating greasy foods. It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat. I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great. I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.
I gave up everything but fish about a month ago and im feeling so much better.
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I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues. I would always feel ill after eating. I always attributed it to eating greasy foods. It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat. I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great. I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.
that takes guts to give up meat altogether, i don't think i could ever do that. unless i ate nothing but veggie burgers...
My girl is vegetarian too. But I was heading that way before I met her.
I love to cook. I'm always trying new recipes.
I do crave meat...fall off the bone ribs most of all.
that would be one of my main problems. that and pork products in general...
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I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues. I would always feel ill after eating. I always attributed it to eating greasy foods. It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat. I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great. I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.
that takes guts to give up meat altogether, i don't think i could ever do that. unless i ate nothing but veggie burgers...
My girl is vegetarian too. But I was heading that way before I met her.
I love to cook. I'm always trying new recipes.
I do crave meat...fall off the bone ribs most of all.
that would be one of my main problems. that and pork products in general...
Homer: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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You're fucking lucky, faster... when I eat gassy foods, it's like my body traps the gas and I pretty much just reel in pain for a few hours. If my body would vent right I'd eat a lot more stuff that I like. My stomach's kind've fucked in other ways too, though.
That's what's happening to me right now.
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Is there a give away on christmas? so i can win by spamming while everyone enjoys their Christmas morning
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Is there a give away on christmas? so i can win by spamming while everyone enjoys their Christmas morning
Good luck. You'd be surprised at how many posters on here are Jehovah's Witnesses.
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hi guys
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herrow
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hola
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hey there
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I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues. I would always feel ill after eating. I always attributed it to eating greasy foods. It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat. I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great. I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.
that takes guts to give up meat altogether, i don't think i could ever do that. unless i ate nothing but veggie burgers...
i have a few friends who are meat eaters but will eat some veggie burgers because they actually like them. ive been vegetarian for three years and the only thing i ever really miss is hot dogs and wings. i might one day have to make an exception for spam just so i can say ive had it.
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I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues. I would always feel ill after eating. I always attributed it to eating greasy foods. It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat. I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great. I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.
that takes guts to give up meat altogether, i don't think i could ever do that. unless i ate nothing but veggie burgers...
i have a few friends who are meat eaters but will eat some veggie burgers because they actually like them. ive been vegetarian for three years and the only thing i ever really miss is hot dogs and wings. i might one day have to make an exception for spam just so i can say ive had it.
I accidently took a bite of a veggie burger once. Spit it out. Never had one again.
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I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues. I would always feel ill after eating. I always attributed it to eating greasy foods. It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat. I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great. I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.
that takes guts to give up meat altogether, i don't think i could ever do that. unless i ate nothing but veggie burgers...
i have a few friends who are meat eaters but will eat some veggie burgers because they actually like them. ive been vegetarian for three years and the only thing i ever really miss is hot dogs and wings. i might one day have to make an exception for spam just so i can say ive had it.
I accidently took a bite of a veggie burger once. Spit it out. Never had one again.
there are good ones, theres a black bean burger at chilis its pretty good
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I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues. I would always feel ill after eating. I always attributed it to eating greasy foods. It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat. I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great. I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.
that takes guts to give up meat altogether, i don't think i could ever do that. unless i ate nothing but veggie burgers...
i have a few friends who are meat eaters but will eat some veggie burgers because they actually like them. ive been vegetarian for three years and the only thing i ever really miss is hot dogs and wings. i might one day have to make an exception for spam just so i can say ive had it.
I accidently took a bite of a veggie burger once. Spit it out. Never had one again.
there are good ones, theres a black bean burger at chilis its pretty good
The best veggie burger, IMO, are by Schneider's. In Canada Schneider's is synonymous with meat. Yet they make the best veggie burger. Way better than Yves that's for sure.
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The fake drum sticks with the wooden dowel are pretty good. They have an interesting texture
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The worst is going to any normal restaurant with a vegan or vegetarian, shit's annoying.
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There was this vegetarian restaurant by one of my old houses. The sign had a picture of their spiritual leader on it. Supposedly, if you go and eat there they tried to induct you into their cult.
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The worst is going to any normal restaurant with a vegan or vegetarian, shit's annoying.
i didnt become a vegetarian to make people cater to my needs. if i went to a resturant that served primarily meat i wouldnt say anything and just order a salad. you wouldnt know i didnt eat meat unless you asked. i will agree that some vegan/vegetarians can be very annoying with it.
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The worst is going to any normal restaurant with a vegan or vegetarian, shit's annoying.
Vegetarians can usually get by. Vegans on the other hand...
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There was this vegetarian restaurant by one of my old houses. The sign had a picture of their spiritual leader on it. Supposedly, if you go and eat there they tried to induct you into their cult.
So vegetarians are basically scientologists is what your saying right ?
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There was this vegetarian restaurant by one of my old houses. The sign had a picture of their spiritual leader on it. Supposedly, if you go and eat there they tried to induct you into their cult.
So vegetarians are basically scientologists is what your saying right ?
More like Bhagwan Rajneeshis
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I used to suffer from gastro-intestinal issues. I would always feel ill after eating. I always attributed it to eating greasy foods. It turns out that it wasn't the grease, it was the meat. I've been vegetarian for almost 4 years and feel great. I'm not trying to preach, I'm just sayin'.
that takes guts to give up meat altogether, i don't think i could ever do that. unless i ate nothing but veggie burgers...
i have a few friends who are meat eaters but will eat some veggie burgers because they actually like them. ive been vegetarian for three years and the only thing i ever really miss is hot dogs and wings. i might one day have to make an exception for spam just so i can say ive had it.
I accidently took a bite of a veggie burger once. Spit it out. Never had one again.
I had to eat a veggie burger at a barbecue once because i was late and they ran out of food. Ive been a fan ever since. still prefer regular Burgers though, but its nice to know theres an alternative...
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damn it, ive been figured out!
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Tonight we're having beef stew in bread bowls for dinner. I also enjoy clam chowder in bread bowls. Please discuss the merits or soups, stew and chowders served in bread bowls.
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how about they're delicious?
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bread bowls saves you from doing dishes...
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how about they're delicious?
bread bowls saves you from doing dishes...
Now I have the chorus for my rap song about bread bowls
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how about they're delicious?
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bread bowls saves you from doing dishes...
Now I have the chorus for my rap song about bread bowls
PM the project when completed pleez...
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how about they're delicious?
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bread bowls saves you from doing dishes...
Now I have the chorus for my rap song about bread bowls
PM the project when completed pleez...
if you wanna use my lyrics i want credit for it yo!
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im a person when it comes to basic math, my teacher submitted final grades for Biology and I passed by a few points...
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im a person when it comes to basic math, my teacher submitted final grades for Biology and I passed by a few points...
congratulations
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thanks, id kook myself for bumming out on nothing if i could...
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do i get another star when i get to 250?
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I was shopping food today when I noticed some WOW mountain dew. It tasted like shit, it was blue and plus the guy Next to me said he doesn't drink anything else.... The guy was fucking huge like ultimate WoW nerd who you can call(or contact in IRC) if your net porn is laggin... You know what I'm talking about.
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I was shopping food today when I noticed some WOW mountain dew. It tasted like shit, it was blue and plus the guy Next to me said he doesn't drink anything else.... The guy was fucking huge like ultimate WoW nerd who you can call(or contact in IRC) if your net porn is laggin... You know what I'm talking about.
great story or greatest story?
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thanks, id kook myself for bumming out on nothing if i could...
Don't worry about it, man. I remember one time when I thought I was going to fail biology. I needed that passing grade to go on the class trip to Splash Mountain. My biology teacher refused to budge on the issue. One night I showed up outside my biology teacher's window with a frog in my hand. I thought if she saw me expertly dissect the frog she would give me extra credit points so I could pass the class. All I ended up with was a restraining order.
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do i get another star when i get to 250?
you get your next star when you search the "delete my account" -button and press it... Don't take it personal.
You take photos I assume?
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Nah... just jokin'
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I'm so not going to win cruiser. I don't try hard enough. :'(
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Don't worry about it, man. I remember one time when I thought I was going to fail biology. I needed that passing grade to go on the class trip to Splash Mountain. My biology teacher refused to budge on the issue. One night I showed up outside my biology teacher's window with a frog in my hand. I thought if she saw me expertly dissect the frog she would give me extra credit points so I could pass the class. All I ended up with was a restraining order.
I dare anyone to top this story...
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thanks, id kook myself for bumming out on nothing if i could...
Don't worry about it, man. I remember one time when I thought I was going to fail biology. I needed that passing grade to go on the class trip to Splash Mountain. My biology teacher refused to budge on the issue. One night I showed up outside my biology teacher's window with a frog in my hand. I thought if she saw me expertly dissect the frog she would give me extra credit points so I could pass the class. All I ended up with was a restraining order.
I dare anyone to top this story...
I'm feeling you! Not a change getting better than that
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Some teachers really do have vendettas against students. Good that you gave it the old college try.
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que pasa
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ˇSu nombre es winslow de carl!
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mi piace candy canes
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mi abuela es un coche
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mi abuela es un coche
hahaha
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mia nonna e l'autobus
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Hammond's so small we don't have busses. We used to have a taxi company... they had one cab and one limo, so there was a 50/50 chance that you'd get a limo if you needed a ride home from work or the bar.
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You should get a donkey to ride home from the bar
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Some teachers really do have vendettas against students. Good that you gave it the old college try.
my anatomy teacher in high school had a vendetta against me. i'd get blamed for everything despite the fact she made me sit right in front of her desk. also my sixth grade english teacher did the same thing except he made me sit on the exact opposite side of the room from all of my friends and i'd still get blamed for shit. i had a study period with him and he refused to let me sit with the same kids and also refused to let me do work other than for his class. his wife was a teacher in the same grade and would do similar stuff to my friends that had her
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Maybe thye just don't like the cut of your jib
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the sixth grade teacher was a hand model. his hands looked like regular hands to me, but his attitude sure did suck
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the sixth grade teacher was a hand model. his hands looked like regular hands to me, but his attitude sure did suck
i would have made him insecure about his hands, tell him his thumbs are too stout.
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Maybe thye just don't like the cut of your jib
That would mean they're finicky about the jibs they get cuts of... Boston's got a very agreeable and friendly jib. I doubt he has a bad sliver of jib in him, even.
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Maybe it's those unruly sideburns that earn their ire.
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OvmuvHN8HnM/SReriYvfC9I/AAAAAAAAAdA/pRBFgOmYAig/s320/Don_Mattingly4.jpg)
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Goddamn hair cops.
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Upon further reflection I am thinking that maybe the teacher noticed that Boston has extraordinarily lithe hands and was actually jealous. He was probably fearful that Boston would one day usurp all the hand modeling jobs in town. Dude, he was just trying to wreck your self esteem hoping that you would go into a downward spiral and never capitalize on sus manos guapos.
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GAWD i want to win already so i can get my life back!!
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I'm immune... I had no real life to begin with! Ha!
/raises fist in defeat
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today's number, in reference to SLAP's fair city, is 415-- which falls to tarquin! congrats, PM forthcoming...
hang in there everybody, there's still a lot of cruisers left. you might get lucky yet...
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Ha, props tarquin!
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Well played. We'll resume this tomorrow.
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Well played. We'll resume this tomorrow.
your my new favorite poster.
im never gonna win...haha
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I'm so fucking stoked. I never usually win anything.
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I'm so fucking stoked. I never usually win anything.
gee, dont rub it in :'(
haha jay kay lawl
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i think i've posted twice since this contest began. goddamnit.
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the sixth grade teacher was a hand model. his hands looked like regular hands to me, but his attitude sure did suck
i would have made him insecure about his hands, tell him his thumbs are too stout.
seinfeld reference
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i havnt posted on here yet.
i wanna cruiser
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i havnt posted on here yet.
i wanna cruiser
Who doesn't.
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i think i've posted twice since this contest began. goddamnit.
Its alright. All of the new spambots made up for you.
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Spamburger hamburger.
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Spamburgers can be fucking ope if done right.
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I watched Beautiful Losers last night. Worst skate video ever. Pretty good art film though.
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Good morning gentelman. will today be the day?
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gotta make my daily losing post.
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You should get a donkey to ride home from the bar
Negative, dude. That one doesn't work.
http://boredlikeme.com/wtf-news/man-busted-dui-while-riding-his-horse-video-2047/
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You should get a donkey to ride home from the bar
Negative, dude. That one doesn't work.
http://boredlikeme.com/wtf-news/man-busted-dui-while-riding-his-horse-video-2047/
hahhaa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Wj943tNlA
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Yawn......
(http://api.ning.com/files/tei6Zvghx210yKgE92A5drcWE-gHt3*pz9Ps0-D6FilhYN3vum2rhWr*XpQRlYX5PSiHm8PI0vJo4FJpKq8bHiV-*vsSA-fE/A_small_cup_of_coffee.jpg)
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good morning mr. kamikaze...
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Let's get this party started
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spam or substance? pick which way you wanna go with these topics...
1) breakfast cereal
2) walking up to strange dogs (Yay or Nay?)
3) other
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What about accepting breakfast cereal from strange dogs?
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I wouldnt accept anything less my friend. what is your stance? personally I think I would accept cereal from the random pack animals that roam my city. if the have the rabies it would be an added bonus because it would serve as some sort of milk...
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I wouldnt accept anything less my friend. what is your stance? personally I think I would accept cereal from the random pack animals that roam my city. if the have the rabies it would be an added bonus because it would serve as some sort of milk...
and then you could get rabid superpowers aswell
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There's packs of animals roaming your city? Do you live in some kind of post apocalyptic future and post via a time machine?
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There's packs of animals roaming your city? Do you live in some kind of post apocalyptic future and post via a time machine?
duh. where do you live, Memphis?
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You're confusing me with Elvis
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nah. elvis is dead. bummer...
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HERETIC!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_hkIN38qnY
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HERETIC!
sounds like something a witch would say
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I actually do weight the same as a duck
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prove it...
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are you the same size or are you abnormally thin?
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(http://webspace.webring.com/people/k9/9assimilator9/duckman.jpg)
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You can tell a witch because if you throw them in water they float. Ducks float, so therefore a witch must weight the smae as a duck.
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^ yes!
(http://www.universohq.com/quadrinhos/2005/imagens/earthworm-jim.jpg)
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Are we talking about man-sized ducks or duck-sized men?
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Holy post! hope i dont 666 and 777 dont join and implode my account into the Netherlands
man sized ducks who also dress like men without pants...
(http://en.wikivisual.com/images/7/73/Daffy_Duck_Duck_Dodgers.jpg)
(http://blogidaho.biz/dd14.gif)
(http://blog.allanellenberger.com/wp-content/uploads/donald-duck.jpg)
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Only three pages since I left for work this morning. You guys are loosing momentum :).
BTW, Earthworm Jim was super fun.
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http://discussions.texasbowhunter.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=81394&d=1235100805
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I just got my second coffee at my last break. Waiting for it to kick in.
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Holy shit!!
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Only three pages since I left for work this morning. You guys are loosing momentum :).
BTW, Earthworm Jim was super fun.
word. so were these guys..
(http://th09.deviantart.net/fs7/300W/i/2005/208/a/5/BattleToads_by_lastscionz.jpg)
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Holy shit!!
thats a whole lot of bacon!
i haven't even eaten yet and my farts are smelling something fierce. i need help.
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all i can reccomend is designate a room in your house as "the fart room" and go there for farting
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if youre at work, use the crop dust method. works wonders.
its hard to pull off, but you can do it at bars too
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i hate when you have gum in your mouth and it has no flavor but you dont want to get up and spit it out.
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Only three pages since I left for work this morning. You guys are loosing momentum :).
BTW, Earthworm Jim was super fun.
word. so were these guys..
(http://th09.deviantart.net/fs7/300W/i/2005/208/a/5/BattleToads_by_lastscionz.jpg)
Yeah!
The first OG Battletoads was thabombshit.
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if youre at work, use the crop dust method. works wonders.
its hard to pull off, but you can do it at bars too
Ha. That reminds me something rad that happened to me a few days ago. I was at Walmart and ripped a fart...no one else was around. Then some old lady walked right through it and made a face of disgust and said "I think someone needs to take a shit". It was so rad...this lady was probably in her 70s.
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if youre at work, use the crop dust method. works wonders.
its hard to pull off, but you can do it at bars too
Ha. That reminds me something rad that happened to me a few days ago. I was at Walmart and ripped a fart...no one else was around. Then some old lady walked right through it and made a face of disgust and said "I think someone needs to take a shit". It was so rad...this lady was probably in her 70s.
Should've given her a thumbs up and said "Not any more, graaaaaams!"
...then you walk away with a sly wink while pointing at your ass.
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if youre at work, use the crop dust method. works wonders.
its hard to pull off, but you can do it at bars too
Ha. That reminds me something rad that happened to me a few days ago. I was at Walmart and ripped a fart...no one else was around. Then some old lady walked right through it and made a face of disgust and said "I think someone needs to take a shit". It was so rad...this lady was probably in her 70s.
...then you walk away with a sly wink while pointing at your ass.
im waiting for the day one of my teachers calls me out for laughing too hard in class, and asks to see what im looking at.... god bless you slap
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if youre at work, use the crop dust method. works wonders.
its hard to pull off, but you can do it at bars too
Ha. That reminds me something rad that happened to me a few days ago. I was at Walmart and ripped a fart...no one else was around. Then some old lady walked right through it and made a face of disgust and said "I think someone needs to take a shit". It was so rad...this lady was probably in her 70s.
...then you walk away with a sly wink while pointing at your ass.
im waiting for the day one of my teachers calls me out for laughing too hard in class, and asks to see what im looking at.... god bless you slap
I love ripping loud farts at the skatepark. I'll be standing next to the groms and fire them off. I'll play it off all cool and not say or do a thing.
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My kids laugh when I fart. My wife had to teach our daughter not to say, "Ewww, daddy farted" when we're out in public. Also, whenever we eat out, I end up farting in the car and my wife asks, "Why didn't you just fart outside instead of in the car?" Women.
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My kids laugh when I fart. My wife had to teach our daughter not to say, "Ewww, daddy farted" when we're out in public. Also, whenever we eat out, I end up farting in the car and my wife asks, "Why didn't you just fart outside instead of in the car?" Women.
Do you lock the windows and turn on the car heater?
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I'm making a pot roast and hot grease just flew into my fucking eye, fuck
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Sorry about your eye man, but goddamn a good pot roast is better than great.
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I hope it turns out ok, this is the first time I've made one.
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I'm making a pot roast and hot grease just flew into my fucking eye, fuck
you gonna let a punk ass pot roast disrespect you like that?
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I'm making a pot roast and hot grease just flew into my fucking eye, fuck
you gonna let a punk ass pot roast disrespect you like that?
Once it doesn't hurt to open my eye, I'm gonna kick it's ass.
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You have a braile keyboard?
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Nah, two eyes
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if youre at work, use the crop dust method. works wonders.
its hard to pull off, but you can do it at bars too
i used the crop duster method before but nowadays i'll let one lose in a elevator full of hot women, i have no shame.
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Um, I traced your email address and got his off your FaceSpace profile....
(http://www.ultimatecoupons.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/cyclops2.JPG)
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My kids laugh when I fart. My wife had to teach our daughter not to say, "Ewww, daddy farted" when we're out in public. Also, whenever we eat out, I end up farting in the car and my wife asks, "Why didn't you just fart outside instead of in the car?" Women.
Do you lock the windows and turn on the car heater?
I fucked with some homies on a road trip by doing that. We were driving down the highway and I mentioned that all I had eaten for the previous two days was chili...then I hit the locks and fired one off.
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Smell my shit...come on smell it!
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What's it mean when I fart and blood squirts out?
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im back, someone ripped a loud fart during my math test about an hour ago, i had to contain my laughter
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What's it mean when I fart and blood squirts out?
it means your doing some thing right. my computer broke and barely get to use one now. i miss this thread boo hoo hoo.
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What's it mean when I fart and blood squirts out?
chipotle.
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Um, I traced your email address and got his off your FaceSpace profile....
(http://www.ultimatecoupons.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/cyclops2.JPG)
Is this Cyclops from that Sinbad movie.
I watched that movie as a kid.
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What's it mean when I fart and blood squirts out?
chipotle.
I need some of that chipotleaway stuff , i guess
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since were on south park and i just got back...
IM BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
(http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/import/season_09/sp_0905_08_v6.jpg)
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What's it mean when I fart and blood squirts out?
Do not stick sharp objects in your anus.
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Now you tell me.
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Now you tell me.
alright. do not stick sharp objects in your anus...
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Why is is so difficult for this guy to find his stupid serial number?
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I just learned how to hang boards on the walls. I'm quite pleased.
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I just learned how to hang boards on the walls. I'm quite pleased.
shoelace?
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here we go...
thanks to all the 747 planes out there for carrying us around. that means drunk guy wins with the 747th post of the day. pm coming.
more tomorrow!
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I just learned how to hang boards on the walls. I'm quite pleased.
dude, how! mines rigged so ghetto. its like three screws loosely in the wall in the shape of a pyramid, the tail sits in two on the bottom and the top one is supposed to keep it from falling forward. one of them is above my bed and it falls out on me all the time!
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I just learned how to hang boards on the walls. I'm quite pleased.
And thumbtacks
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I just learned how to hang boards on the walls. I'm quite pleased.
a nail and some fishing line.
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I just learned how to hang boards on the walls. I'm quite pleased.
a nail and some fishing line.
thats the way. and my congratulations go out to drunk guy...
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I just learned how to hang boards on the walls. I'm quite pleased.
a nail and some fishing line.
ill try that if i can get my hands on some fishing line. i tried the thumb tack but it was too heavy and fell outta the wall after a minute or two. scuffed my damn board too >:(
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I just learned how to hang boards on the walls. I'm quite pleased.
a nail and some fishing line.
just use a small nail and make sure you hammer it in on a downward angle.
i paid $3 for 180 yard 30lbs tested fishing line. thats what i use to hang boards on my walls and they never fall off.
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My kids laugh when I fart. My wife had to teach our daughter not to say, "Ewww, daddy farted" when we're out in public. Also, whenever we eat out, I end up farting in the car and my wife asks, "Why didn't you just fart outside instead of in the car?" Women.
Do you lock the windows and turn on the car heater?
No need to lock them since it's so cold. Same with the heater already being on.
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About the board hanging, I wrote a piece a few years ago on our shop site on how to do it using a pretty cheap & simple way (sorry for the self-link but it's relevant to the conversation):
http://smalltimeskates.com/sts/archives/340
Also, another props to drunk guy! Congrats man!
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thats some good information there grim. self link all you want, you're stuff's always good...
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since were on south park and i just got back...
IM BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
(http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/import/season_09/sp_0905_08_v6.jpg)
i just have to express how awesome that episode is
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Is Southpark still good? I haven't seen anything new in a long time and the last I saw was pretty blah.
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its not the best show, but its pretty good
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the last two episodes of the season kinda sucked, but the rest of the newer ones were awesome...
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About the board hanging, I wrote a piece a few years ago on our shop site on how to do it using a pretty cheap & simple way (sorry for the self-link but it's relevant to the conversation):
http://smalltimeskates.com/sts/archives/340
Also, another props to drunk guy! Congrats man!
thanks grim!
congrats drunk guy and all the winners!
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just kicked ass on my last final and since ive gotten 4 hours of sleep in 2 nights im gonna crash. laters...
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Is Southpark still good? I haven't seen anything new in a long time and the last I saw was pretty blah.
Some are awesome, some are OK. I wish it was on earlier.
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About the board hanging, I wrote a piece a few years ago on our shop site on how to do it using a pretty cheap & simple way (sorry for the self-link but it's relevant to the conversation):
http://smalltimeskates.com/sts/archives/340
Also, another props to drunk guy! Congrats man!
thanks grim im hyped!
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About the board hanging, I wrote a piece a few years ago on our shop site on how to do it using a pretty cheap & simple way (sorry for the self-link but it's relevant to the conversation):
http://smalltimeskates.com/sts/archives/340
Also, another props to drunk guy! Congrats man!
skate it or wall hanger?
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About the board hanging, I wrote a piece a few years ago on our shop site on how to do it using a pretty cheap & simple way (sorry for the self-link but it's relevant to the conversation):
http://smalltimeskates.com/sts/archives/340
Also, another props to drunk guy! Congrats man!
skate it or wall hanger?
strictly to the bars
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Is Southpark still good? I haven't seen anything new in a long time and the last I saw was pretty blah.
All the new ones I've seen have a very high meh-ability factor. They really let things slide with that show.
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Some South Park episodes were so amazing that it probably hard to top them. Now, sometimes it seems kinda formulaic making fun of pop culture. Some still have funny parts. I have hundreds of South Park sound clips on my iPod. THat's when I really realize how good some of the episodes were. The random out takes can be hilarious.
I have to admit I like The Cleveland Show.
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About the board hanging, I wrote a piece a few years ago on our shop site on how to do it using a pretty cheap & simple way (sorry for the self-link but it's relevant to the conversation):
http://smalltimeskates.com/sts/archives/340
Also, another props to drunk guy! Congrats man!
skate it or wall hanger?
Fuuuuuck yeah!
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About the board hanging, I wrote a piece a few years ago on our shop site on how to do it using a pretty cheap & simple way (sorry for the self-link but it's relevant to the conversation):
http://smalltimeskates.com/sts/archives/340
Also, another props to drunk guy! Congrats man!
skate it or wall hanger?
If you drink don't drive and if you drive don't drink.
No one ever said anything about skating drunk :).
Enjoy your cruiser!
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A Grosso cruiser should be used to meet your man, he hangs out down on El Dorado street at the County Chicken stand.
http://s0.ilike.com/play#GG+Allin:Carmelita:2624331:m12265185
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carmelita, hold me tighterrr
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Is Southpark still good? I haven't seen anything new in a long time and the last I saw was pretty blah.
the new season is pretty funny. the whale whores episode was probably one of the best.
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I need to see a South Park Christmas marathon. The Critters Christmas was one of the best episodes ever. And the one whre they try to bring Christmas to Iraq, too.
"I had to kill him, he shocked Santa's balls."
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Butters bottom bitch is awesome episode! FREEZE!
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I'll have to check it out. I used to love me some Southpark.
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Butters bottom bitch is awesome episode! FREEZE!
Do you know what I am saying?
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I liked this thread better when it had to do with seinfield
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I need to see a South Park Christmas marathon. The Critters Christmas was one of the best episodes ever. And the one whre they try to bring Christmas to Iraq, too.
I actually planned on doing the same thing with Seinfeld. Speaking of South Park, I'm watching the tourettes episode right now, the last really good season they had was the imaginationland one.
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its all about that manbearpig.
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its definitely all about the christmas critters in that one...
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damn dude nobody is spamming, its making me feel insecure about my spamming
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I spam therefore I am
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am what?
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I am Sam. Sam I am. Would you like Green Eggs and Ham?
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I do not like them sam i am,
i do not like green eggs and ham
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i will not win a cruiser
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i will not win a cruiser
not with that attitude
-mom
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mom im with my friends go away!
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not with that attitude
-mom
i've accepted the fact already
no use in getting my hopes up
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not with that attitude
-mom
no use in getting my hopes up
Yeah I gave it up too, I mean we could spam the board, but what's the use, I don't have anything interesting to say to spam this place
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not with that attitude
-mom
no use in getting my hopes up
Not interesting? I don't know. I found this post of yours to be riveting! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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i'll kiss you
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i'll kiss you
maybe later
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Can I watch?
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Can I watch?
sure you can join in if you would like
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not with that attitude
-mom
no use in getting my hopes up
Not interesting? I don't know. I found this post of yours to be riveting! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
typed in woooooooo on google and got this
(http://crazy-frankenstein.com/pictures-files/crazy-faces-pictures/old-smoker.jpg)
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(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/wof.jpg)
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Im amazed at how many people on slap are photoshop extraordinaries
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Im amazed at how many people on slap are photoshop extraordinaries
I too wish that I could photoshop cocks on the faces of kooks.
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kooks and cocks could rhyme if you try hard enough.
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I wish I had Photoshop at work
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I relearned nollie and switch today. I'm hyped.
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I relearned nollie and switch today. I'm hyped.
because your life is no longer consumed by posting to win a cruiser haha
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incessant posting does pay off, chris gilmour! you take the cruiser cake for the day with post number (insert bubbling bong noise here) 420!
PM (cough cough) coming (cough cough) soon!
congrats.
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Congrats!
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now i can quit bothering everyone haha
thanks much! :)
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Shit yeah man! Congrats Chris!
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good job
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good job
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Congrats!
onion burps
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i want a cruiser...
but i'm always so behind on the conversations
2000th post!
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damn, son.
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Goddamn it I'd be tickled pink if I could cruise to the bar/liqstore/swisher depot on one of those things. Coat checking your board at the club is a life hammer.
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i went to the trick tips thread and i found a janowski video that showed how to tre, and i spun my first one i'm sooo stoked on those now i wanna land one so bad.
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i went to the trick tips thread and i found a janowski video that showed how to tre, and i spun my first one i'm sooo stoked on those now i wanna land one so bad.
theres no W in steezy...
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i went to the trick tips thread and i found a janowski video that showed how to tre, and i spun my first one i'm sooo stoked on those now i wanna land one so bad.
theres no W in steezy...
haha i just sounded it out. i knew it didn't look right but my spelling with the everything has been pretty shitty of late
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whatever man, no one gives a shit about spelling after 4 grade...
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i know man. what really pisses me off is that they care so much about cursive writing in elementary school then when you get to 5th grade its just write however you want. i was so bad at cursive my teacher made me stay after school for help, then i get to 5th grade and it doesnt' matter... fuck school
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nice, i was so bad at handwriting in general that my 6 grade english teacher made me type everything out. helped me out later in life with typing skills, and now i barely write anything out by hand except worksheets...
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i didn't want to learn how to type until i started myspacing in 6th grade cuz then i could make my mom write out all my projects.
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i didn't want to learn how to type until i started myspacing in 6th grade cuz then i could make my mom write out all my projects.
damn.. myspacing in grade 6? You're making me feel old...
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First time I've had cold cereal in months for breakfast.
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daily losing post.
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Losing the new winning. But it's still the old losing.
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how did i only discover this topic yesterday
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daily losing post.
you already won
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What if this shitty post won me a cruiser?
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you already won
but i didn't actually win.
i won by default because i pointed out an error in the way they were tallying their post count.
its not the same as winning randomly like every dude after me.
not that i'm complaining, i can't wait to get it and take it for a ride to the beer store.
spam.
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You're a winner to me, man.
*daps
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I think that today is Friday
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Got paid today and it's all already spoken for
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Got paid today and it's all already spoken for
thats the worst. a pocket full of money thats already spent on bills.
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Got paid today and it's all already spoken for
thats the worst. a pocket full of money thats already spent on booze, weed, and mcdonalds.
Fuck bills.
And it's freezing in Minnesota. But it's awesome being back.
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I'm hoping that by February I have some pocket money. My skate shoes are dust and I have to resort to skating in an old pair of slip ons.
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You're a winner to me, man.
*daps
this post is dedicated to winning another cruiser for Grim
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Got paid today and it's all already spoken for
thats the worst. a pocket full of money thats already spent on booze, weed, and mcdonalds.
And it's freezing in Minnesota. But it's awesome being back.
technically yes. but it's nice, it's beautiful compared to that single-digit/subzero bullshit we've been dealing with for the past two weeks.
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thats the worst. a pocket full of money thats already spent on booze, weed, and mcdonalds.
And it's freezing in Minnesota. But it's awesome being back.
In Colorado last week it was 5 -15 degrees most of the week for highs, but now its 55 and sunny. yery stoked...
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Got paid today and it's all already spoken for
thats the worst. a pocket full of money thats already spent on booze, weed, and mcdonalds.
And it's freezing in Minnesota. But it's awesome being back.
my friend went to college up there.
apparently there no such thing as warm in minnesota.
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It's 49 today with a high of 64. Typical California "winter" weather
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for the lose!
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It's 49 today with a high of 64. Typical California "winter" weather
Nice. It's 27.5 here with snow everywhere. Tonight will be another parking block session in the basement.
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I had a parking block session out front last night
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It around 35°F here and everything froze and I have a cold :(. No skating for me this weekend.
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i totally forgot i scored some sick homegrown last night.
its all organically grown and smells like melons, i'm about to get baked.
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Got paid today and it's all already spoken for
thats the worst. a pocket full of money thats already spent on booze, weed, and mcdonalds.
And it's freezing in Minnesota. But it's awesome being back.
In Colorado last week it was 5 -15 degrees most of the week for highs, but now its 55 and sunny. yery stoked...
that weather sucked sooo much
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yeah, but its nice now so i couldn't really give a fuck. all i did was sleep and eat, didnt bother with classes...
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oh i know all i did was play modern warfare 2 for a week strait. the weather's so nice now though i'm just waiting for my mom to get back so i can have money when i'm out skating.
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(http://image.weather.com/web/common/wxicons/52/26.gif?12122006)
41 F
Feels like 38 F
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41 isn't bad unless its windy.
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I'm putting some win into this post... I haven't learned how to harness the power of win yet, but I'm hoping the win has some effect on my consistent record during this contest-thingy.
Unrelated: I HATE the days that lead up to Christmas... extra work-work and then running around once you get home. I wish it was more in our culture to not get broke buying shit nobody needs and just hang out getting baked and blasted with the friends and fam. Fuuuu
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i totally forgot i scored some sick homegrown last night.
its all organically grown and smells like melons, i'm about to get baked.
It smells like MELONS? YOU CAN'T SMOKE THAT MAN, it's for FAGS!
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You can smoke it, just don't rub it in your hair.
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or use it as colo....excuse me, mens perfume.
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i need to get some action tonight. i'm going to a christmas party and i was told to dress accordingly, so i'm wearing all black everything to show off my spirit
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i need to get some action tonight. i'm going to a christmas party and i was told to dress accordingly, so i'm wearing all black everything to show off my spirit
watch some Soul Train dance line videos on youtube to learn some new moves in case it's a dance party.
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i need to get some action tonight. i'm going to a christmas party and i was told to dress accordingly, so i'm wearing all black everything to show off my spirit
watch some Soul Train dance line videos on youtube to learn some new moves in case it's a dance party.
already got you covered
i'm gonna play the best music imaginable
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i need to get some action tonight. i'm going to a christmas party and i was told to dress accordingly, so i'm wearing all black everything to show off my spirit
May you rail wimminz like I inhale Easy Cheese.
You should wrap it in a bow before you go unboxing any ladies.
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1. Cut a hole in the box
2. Stick your junk in the box
3 Make her open the box
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wish me luck pals
also seasons greetings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmpFXxXYb-k
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Good luck, try to to poop yourself and you'll be fine.
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Happy today is a short day. Too bad it's still wet out and I can't skate. I really need to clean out my garage and get on the quarter pipe project.
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Fuck I hear that, man... it's been raining nearly every day for daaaays, and when it's not raining, it's too cold, overcast, and saturated to dry up... until it rains the next day. Every fucking day's been grey. Hoping for a reprieve from this shit for the weekend.
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I was last active at 3:33:33 PM.
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getting out of work early today. time to get drunk
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I work until 5:30 on Fridays. It blows goats.
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try 10-11 p.m on saturdays
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SATURDAY, WHAT A DAY, GROOVIN' ALL WEEK WITH YOU
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this day could seriously not go any fucking slower. i'm so irritated i want to vomit.
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I ate too much at the office potluck. I think I'm going to puke so I can go back for seconds.
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I ate too much at the office potluck. I think I'm going to puke so I can go back for seconds.
I searched bulimia for a picture for a snappy remark and found...
(http://image015.mylivepage.com/chunk15/131229/80/bulimia.jpg)
My first thought was she's wasting fruit loops. What a bitch.
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I ate a sliver of a smore pie yesterday at a retirement I was shooting, and I swear, if I was catholic, I would have gone to confession after that slice. So good, I felt I was doing something wrong.
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(http://image015.mylivepage.com/chunk15/131229/80/bulimia.jpg)
My first thought was she's wasting fruit loops. What a bitch.
by she you mean he and by bitch you acutally mean dick.
(that's a man)
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I ate too much at the office potluck. I think I'm going to puke so I can go back for seconds.
(http://image015.mylivepage.com/chunk15/131229/80/bulimia.jpg)
My first thought was she's wasting fruit loops. What a bitch.
by she you mean he and by bitch you acutally mean dick.
(that's a man)
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I ate too much at the office potluck. I think I'm going to puke so I can go back for seconds.
(http://image015.mylivepage.com/chunk15/131229/80/bulimia.jpg)
My first thought was she's wasting fruit loops. What a bitch.
by she you mean he and by bitch you acutally mean dick.
(that's a man)
yeah, man, pretty convincing. it's jefree star or whatever.
just just gotta be extra careful when bringing anyone home from the bar. haha
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So, for all of the fathers out there. Is it called babysitting if you're watching your own kids? My wife gets super heated at me when I call it that.
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Doing homework with a 6 to 7 year old is called torture
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That's pretty funny. I like the cut of your jib.
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hey hey hey
today's magic number, at total random, is 830- that post belongs to The Pillar. congrats! pm forthcoming...
weekend winners announced monday, so post on! getting down to the last chunk of cruisers.
and layzieyez, saying i'm on daddy duty is the closest i'll go to "babysitting." that's definitely a wife-heater.
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congrats to pillar.
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Good shit pillar! Cheers man!
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Congrats on getting some wood. Oh. . .
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way less spam now im out the game haha.
congrats
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congrats to pillar... but its my turn now
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congrats to pillar... but its my turn now
Hell no! If Grim doesn't end up winning one, I'll be bummed.
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bummed enough to give him yours? ;D
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I'll give him the top six plies. If I win two I'll cut them in half and send him the noses, that way I'll get twice the tail.
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congrats to pillar... but its my turn now
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Hi.
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Here we go again.
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losing post right here!
i hope grim wins one too. hes actually a fan of grosso as opposed the fans of free shit.
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Hi.
Hello.
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congrats to pillar... but its my turn now
Yep, I might want one too, but Grim deserves one
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congrats to pillar... but its my turn now
Yep, I might want one too, but Grim deserves one
yea for sure. grim is a fan of grosso. i just want a free signed cruiser.
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thanks for the cheers guys. i missed the pm yesterday, but it was a great surprise first thing this morning.
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fuck this snow
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I apologize for the redundant spamming yesterday.
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Hi.
hey buddy where you been, haven't heard from you in a while
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ay-oh, whats the situation here? who gonna win the crusier today?
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I'm off to Costco to go buy things in bulk.
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off to work, good luck with the cruisers today...
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Alright, I'm finally leaving. Kids and winter means lost time bundling them up for the trek.
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hey buddy where you been, haven't heard from you in a while
Stopped posting regularly a while ago, mainly due to an injury. My plan was to avoid anything skateboard related. Didn't really work out, oh well. Your footy reminded me that the first new thing I need to learn when I'm back on board fully are backlips on ledges. Good stuff man!
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howdy. i was texting stabbin last night to figure out what powell video came before fun. i cannot remember for the life of me why, or even why i had a powell conversation with complete strangers. the video in question was public domain. it came long before fun, but i do not know how i thought the conversation was relevant to anything going on at the time
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hey buddy where you been, haven't heard from you in a while
Stopped posting regularly a while ago, mainly due to an injury. My plan was to avoid anything skateboard related. Didn't really work out, oh well. Your footy reminded me that the first new thing I need to learn when I'm back on board fully are backlips on ledges. Good stuff man!
thanks dude, what happened injury wise?
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Well, I bought a new Nike+ module so I can start running since it's too wet to skate. It's pretty much surrendering to the weather in the northwest.
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Just put up the x-mas tree that we cut today. Time for beer!
I had to take a few boards off my wall so they don't get scratched by the tree.
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Just put up the x-mas tree that we cut today. Time for beer!
I had to take a few boards off my wall so they don't get scratched by the tree.
put mine up two nights ago and probably gonna decorate it tonight with my moms.
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I've had the tree up since day after thanksgiving. My wife is crazy for christmas. We have a tree in the kids' bathroom, kids' room, and kitchen too.
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we've got a fake palm tree at my moms, pretty psyched on it.
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My dad got a real christmas tree this year, first time in a while.
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god damn it i wish i could do stalefish airs and tweak the shit out of them. being able to skate big guy concrete transition in general, but especially stalefish airs and slide/revert tricks where your wheels screecg
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i got a real christmas tree, but I'm bummed because we got the kind that doesn't smell really good and that's my favorite part about the real tree.
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god damn it i wish i could do stalefish airs and tweak the shit out of them. being able to skate big guy concrete transition in general, but especially stalefish airs and slide/revert tricks where your wheels screecg
those are defiantly my favorite tranny tricks. i've been trying to practice them just on flat ground to eventually i can get them on the tranny.
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if i had a car i would drop the money on a season pass to this indoor park that's a 45 minute drive away and setup a vert board, which considering the size of my board it would probably be the same thing, pad up, and then learn how to skate vert all winter. considering i have no car and work fulltime and the lack of transition on the massachusetts north shore, i am stuck in my room waiting to go get drunk. i'd easily pass up getting drunk and partying to be able to skate like that
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if i had a car i would drop the money on a season pass to this indoor park that's a 45 minute drive away and setup a vert board, which considering the size of my board it would probably be the same thing, pad up, and then learn how to skate vert all winter. considering i have no car and work fulltime and the lack of transition on the massachusetts north shore, i am stuck in my room waiting to go get drunk. i'd easily pass up getting drunk and partying to be able to skate like that
i skated indoor vert today, but the ramp was so slippery i couldn't really do any of my tricks without fishtailing and eating total shit. the best vert ramps are the outdoor ones because you don't have to worry about them being slippery.
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i got a real christmas tree, but I'm bummed because we got the kind that doesn't smell really good and that's my favorite part about the real tree.
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i got a real christmas tree, but I'm bummed because we got the kind that doesn't smell really good and that's my favorite part about the real tree.
i wonder if they sell Christmas tree air freshener
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Pine tree? I'm pretty sure they do.
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i'm gonna go buy some then i can't stand seeing the tree and not smelling the smell. this is going in "things you are not stoked on".
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Pine tree? I'm pretty sure they do.
The car air fresheners
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Pine tree? I'm pretty sure they do.
(http://www.kpao.org/blog/pine-tree-car-air-freshener.gif)
yea instead of ornaments cover the whole tree with the hanging car air fresheners. best idea ever seriously right after buying a tree that actually smells like it should.
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Jus go to the gas station and stock up
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will do.
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My counselor from high school just got charged with sexual battery.
http://www.11alive.com/rss/rss_story.aspx?storyid=138903
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was he the counselor you go too for your schedule or advice?
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Schedule
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any repressed memories coming back?
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if i had a car i would drop the money on a season pass to this indoor park that's a 45 minute drive away and setup a vert board, which considering the size of my board it would probably be the same thing, pad up, and then learn how to skate vert all winter. considering i have no car and work fulltime and the lack of transition on the massachusetts north shore, i am stuck in my room waiting to go get drunk. i'd easily pass up getting drunk and partying to be able to skate like that
i skated indoor vert today, but the ramp was so slippery i couldn't really do any of my tricks without fishtailing and eating total shit. the best vert ramps are the outdoor ones because you don't have to worry about them being slippery.
as a "street skater" who grew up without any actual transition i can't tell the differences between slippery vert ramps and ones that aren't slippery. if it's anything like skating a prefab mini ramp and a metal mini then i can see what you mean. being able to actually skate vert is one of the things i want to do before i die
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if i had a car i would drop the money on a season pass to this indoor park that's a 45 minute drive away and setup a vert board, which considering the size of my board it would probably be the same thing, pad up, and then learn how to skate vert all winter. considering i have no car and work fulltime and the lack of transition on the massachusetts north shore, i am stuck in my room waiting to go get drunk. i'd easily pass up getting drunk and partying to be able to skate like that
i skated indoor vert today, but the ramp was so slippery i couldn't really do any of my tricks without fishtailing and eating total shit. the best vert ramps are the outdoor ones because you don't have to worry about them being slippery.
skating transition seems so fast and so rad if you are good at it
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as a "street skater" who grew up without any actual transition i can't tell the differences between slippery vert ramps and ones that aren't slippery. if it's anything like skating a prefab mini ramp and a metal mini then i can see what you mean. being able to actually skate vert is one of the things i want to do before i die
Right now i'd like to just be able to get air over the coping even on a mini. Ollies on transition have always put me on my ass.
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This post is gonna win me a cruiser.
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this situation calls for a losing post.
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hey buddy where you been, haven't heard from you in a while
Stopped posting regularly a while ago, mainly due to an injury. My plan was to avoid anything skateboard related. Didn't really work out, oh well. Your footy reminded me that the first new thing I need to learn when I'm back on board fully are backlips on ledges. Good stuff man!
Tore the cruciate ligament in my knee.
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If I don't win cruiser for the Christmas....
There is always Halloween. :)
(http://d0inw0rk.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/halloween-half-naked-girls.jpg)
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If I give it a thought...
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this (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg) calls for a losing post.
I know you don't think so, but you already won, plain and simple.
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I'm pretty sure that it's my day to win.
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I'm pretty sure that it's my day to win.
I'm pretty sure that everyone that posts in this thread feels the same way.
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I'm pretty sure that it's my day to win.
I'm pretty sure that everyone that posts in this thread feels the same way.
You may be right.
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I'm pretty sure that it's my day to win.
I'm pretty sure that everyone that posts in this thread feels the same way.
i know i do
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big fan
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of who?
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of who?
Who's board are we all trying to win? Jeff Grosso!
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1126/543458126_7bfe7ac514_m_d.jpg)
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I had Grosso's demon board as the second board I ever had back in 1987. . .
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I had a sandwich for lunch last Wednesday.
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situation
situation
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situation
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I'm pretty sure that it's my day to win.
no, it's mine.
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Today has been such a waste. I woke up too late and no one is picking up their damn phone.
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Today has been such a waste. I woke up too late and no one is picking up their damn phone.
that happened to me a couple days ago. i planned on getting up early to go skate and i ended up sleeping till 12 and playing call of duty all day
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Today has been such a waste. I woke up too late and no one is picking up their damn phone.
the whole winter is a damn waste.
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last week was a waste but now it's nice again
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Today has been such a waste. I woke up too late and no one is picking up their damn phone.
Usually a good time to go thrift store/goodwill hunting for some good shit. I hate when I'm moving down the rack and one of my friends scoots past me and finds a gem.
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Today has been such a waste. I woke up too late and no one is picking up their damn phone.
i prefer to shop ross/goodwill/marshals alone to avoid that problem.
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i'm really siked on the word swapping going on as of late. case and point, the situation with paradox.
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if i had a car i would drop the money on a season pass to this indoor park that's a 45 minute drive away and setup a vert board, which considering the size of my board it would probably be the same thing, pad up, and then learn how to skate vert all winter. considering i have no car and work fulltime and the lack of transition on the massachusetts north shore, i am stuck in my room waiting to go get drunk. i'd easily pass up getting drunk and partying to be able to skate like that
i skated indoor vert today, but the ramp was so slippery i couldn't really do any of my tricks without fishtailing and eating total shit. the best vert ramps are the outdoor ones because you don't have to worry about them being slippery.
its not hard once you get over the fear of the vert part. when you first drop in it feels like your freefalling, then after awhile it goes away and starts to feel like any other ramp.
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if i had a car i would drop the money on a season pass to this indoor park that's a 45 minute drive away and setup a vert board, which considering the size of my board it would probably be the same thing, pad up, and then learn how to skate vert all winter. considering i have no car and work fulltime and the lack of transition on the massachusetts north shore, i am stuck in my room waiting to go get drunk. i'd easily pass up getting drunk and partying to be able to skate like that
i skated indoor vert today, but the ramp was so slippery i couldn't really do any of my tricks without fishtailing and eating total shit. the best vert ramps are the outdoor ones because you don't have to worry about them being slippery.
its not hard once you get over the fear of the vert part. when you first drop in it feels like your freefalling, then after awhile it goes away and starts to feel like any other ramp.
i've only dropped in on vert on two occaisions. the first was a filmer challenge in a day long k.o.t.r type contest when i was fifteen, and the second was last summer at a battle of the shops type contest. i can hold grinds on ramps with vert, but not far and not comfortably. airs are out of the question. i would love to have something on the level of those northwest parks around here despite the fact that no one would be able to skate it
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if i had a car i would drop the money on a season pass to this indoor park that's a 45 minute drive away and setup a vert board, which considering the size of my board it would probably be the same thing, pad up, and then learn how to skate vert all winter. considering i have no car and work fulltime and the lack of transition on the massachusetts north shore, i am stuck in my room waiting to go get drunk. i'd easily pass up getting drunk and partying to be able to skate like that
i skated indoor vert today, but the ramp was so slippery i couldn't really do any of my tricks without fishtailing and eating total shit. the best vert ramps are the outdoor ones because you don't have to worry about them being slippery.
its not hard once you get over the fear of the vert part. when you first drop in it feels like your freefalling, then after awhile it goes away and starts to feel like any other ramp.
i can do short slasher grinds in bowls with vert but not on vert ramps. i can do small airs on vert too.
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That's pretty much the extent of my vert skills. I is scared.
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i definitely have more fun on vert, but you don't get the joy of going out and making a set of stairs into something fun that you get street skating, but i would skate vert over street if i had the two sitting next to each other.
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and seriously what do you have to say to get the picture of the dude with no shirt in place of what you wrote??
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and seriously what do you have to say to get the picture of the dude with no shirt in place of what you wrote??
the (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7845/mike0644.jpg)
i think i'd have more fun skating a vert ramp based solely on the fact that there is nothing like that around here and it's sort of a novelty to me because of that. it would be the same reason why i have more fun skating bowls. there's nothing like that anywhere around here, so when i get to skate one i refuse to touch anything else
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i've always had vert ramps and big bowls around but never close enough for every day sessions, which is probably why i'm not as good or consistent as i could be.
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i've always had vert ramps and big bowls around but never close enough for every day sessions, which is probably why i'm not as good or consistent as i could be.
thats never a good situation...
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goddammit why am i so behind on the word switches. i know p a r a-d-o-x
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i just ate 3 apples. i must be the healthiest man alive right now only that my farts still stink from taco bell earlier.
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"Larry: You can't get sweet potatoes anywhere, have you noticed that?"
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I"ve got a lump on my shin that's so big it looks like a second kneecap. Apparently you're not supposed to catch 360 flips repeatedly in the shin.
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loser poster right here.
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Are there any left?
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Four left.
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I better get coffee up then
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just killed off the best $4 breakfast in NYC.
2 eggs scrambled with sausage, home fries, whole wheat toast and a cup of coffee.
i'm about to go pick up some new jeans in a minute. they have this place thats selling levis around the corner from me, 4 pairs for $100 but i'm not sure if its real levis or some chinatown special. anyone know how to spot fake levis?
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they will all get shipped on the same day then?
or will Santa bring it Christmas morning?
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Try them on. If you feel a burning sensation next time you pee, that means they are fake.
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levis makes a cheap line for walmart and target. thats might be what they are
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now that i've posted my winning post for today, i can go play call of duty for the rest of the day.
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winners for the weekend!
saturday= cigarettedeer
sunday= mcduff
PMs coming!
today's winner... later.
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I"ve got a lump on my shin that's so big it looks like a second kneecap. Apparently you're not supposed to catch 360 flips repeatedly in the shin.
360 kneeflips = the new tech
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now that i've posted my winning post for today, i can go play with myself for the rest of the day.
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Oh shit... congrats weekend winners!
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...and congrats to the weekend winners!
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Why did the font shrink?
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It's not easy to win this thing, I thought that it will be easier.
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Now it's back to normal. Am I having a flashback?
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winners for the weekend!
saturday= cigarettedeer
sunday= mcduff
PMs coming!
today's winner... later.
Congrats boys!
Hopefully i'll be today's weiner.
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now that its nice enough to go skate and im only posting at night my chances are shit...
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the weather here is complete shit. cant even try to drive any were to find some place dry because of shitty roads.
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I actually had a long, fun session at a skatepark I haven't been to in like two years yesterday. It started raining like 5 minutes after I left, too.
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im jealous. i havent skated in about a week maybe week and a half.
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im jealous. i havent skated in about a week maybe week and a half.
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the weather here is complete shit. cant even try to drive any were to find some place dry because of shitty roads.
It's rainy and foggy here but I just got the ON video box set in the mail today. That will hold me over until I can skate again.
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Ever since I got the swine flu vaccine, I've been having moodswings, weird bowel movements, and just a general feeling of shittiness.
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It's a conspiracy!
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today 99 red balloons help upgrayedd get a cruiser!
pm coming.
only four cruisers left!
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Congrats upgrayedd!
Only 4 left. Well, 4 is my lucky number :).
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so... the next winning number is decided tomorrow?
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High fives to all the winners! I skated my own set up today for the first time, I could barely skate it. The weather was perfect today though.
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w0000t! Fuck yeah ups!!!
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There's only four left? Son of a bitch. I need to not catch up with friends I haven't seen and post more.
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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way to go man!
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Whoomp, there it is.
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thanks everybody for the set up to epicness!!!! good luck to tomorrows winner!!!!
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thanks everybody for the set up to epicness!!!! good luck to tomorrows winner!!!!
that will be me
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I'm gonna implement a strategery!
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I'll just keep on keeping on.
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I'm gonna implement a strategery!
just remember to lean forwards and do not tip your head back
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I'll just keep on keeping on.
just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do we swim, swim, swim.
finding nemo.
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i just brushed with this super tech looking toothbrush... it's like i had a d3 in my mouth!
(that's what she said)
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i just realized i don't know any good "that's what she said" jokes.
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i just realized i don't know any good "that's what she said" jokes.
thats cause there are none. i have never ever heard a joke that is so played out.
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i just realized i don't know any good "that's what she said" jokes.
what about "your mama" jokes? i think that might be a little more played out.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaeMxiu-YLY
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I'm gonna implement a strategery!
if anybody deserves one its you!!! you win at life.
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thanks everybody for the set up to epicness!!!! good luck to tomorrows winner!!!!
that will be me
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i just realized i don't know any good "that's what she said" jokes.
what about "your mama" jokes? i think that might be a little more played out.
maybe, but you don't hear those as much these days. it seems like every clown on earth says 'thats what she says' at any opportunity possible since that office episode. half the time it doesn't even apply, they are just unsuccessfully trying to be funny and successfully making me hate them.
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i just realized i don't know any good "that's what she said" jokes.
It isn't about knowing any as it is about having really good timing for one. I've definitely slipped a few really good ones in, but most of the time, they're fucking stupid.
Chuck Norris jokes with ALWAYS make me laugh though.
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i just realized i don't know any good "that's what she said" jokes.
Chuck Norris jokes with ALWAYS make me laugh though.
my dad used to be a white water raft guide, and he said chuck norris was kind of a pussy. i guess they went down an especially big rapid and he was freaking out because he almost fell out of the raft.
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i just realized i don't know any good "that's what she said" jokes.
what about "your mama" jokes? i think that might be a little more played out.
I don't think we should see each other anymore.
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Conan O'Brien is being very un-funny
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i just realized i don't know any good "that's what she said" jokes.
what about "your mama" jokes? i think that might be a little more played out.
Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk
Refrain:
Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:
Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Verse Two: Slim Kid Tre
Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies
Refrain:
On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Verse Three: Fat Lip
Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue
Refrain:
Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that
Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Verse Four: Imani
Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet
Refrain:
Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Outro:
Ya mama got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama
Nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back
Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin
His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth
Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...
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i just realized i don't know any good "that's what she said" jokes.
what about "your mama" jokes? i think that might be a little more played out.
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk
Refrain:
Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:
Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Verse Two: Slim Kid Tre
Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies
Refrain:
On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Verse Three: Fat Lip
Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue
Refrain:
Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that
Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Verse Four: Imani
Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet
Refrain:
Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Outro:
Ya mama got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama
Nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back
Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin
His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth
Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...
oh dear.... i like....
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Conan O'Brien is being very un-funny
Now, Jimmy Fallon is being even more not funny
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_nCmj9IyLo
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It was moments like that that made Seinfeld great.
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i just realized i don't know any good "that's what she said" jokes.
what about "your mama" jokes? i think that might be a little more played out.
im gonna miss you :-* you were my favorite nose (besides this one: (http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c72/crimesxcrimes/DoubleDareNose.jpg))
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thanks everybody for the set up to epicness!!!! good luck to tomorrows winner!!!!
that will be me
Or maybe me?
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Winning post!
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What's wrong with my guts? I hate waking up to anal vomiting.
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^^^ What did you had for dinner night before?
Anyway, look on the bright side, at least you didn't had anal and oral vomiting.
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I used to experience the same ass explosions after nights binging on hot wings... for me the fix was substituting my normal beverage with non fat milk. If I do beer and wings, I knock paint off the walls the next day.
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Digestion sometimes can be tricky, it can surprise you when you don't expect it.
Before skating, it is mandatory for me to take a shit.
Also before going out to party.
And at least couple hours before sex.
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Thing is I haven't had any variations really in my diet. It's that damned H1N1 vaccine still fucking me in the guts.
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I had regular flu vaccine. I don't remember if I had some side effects.
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Are there three cruisers left?
In that case....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iyO-18rvWg
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The flu bug had to have a vaccine to protect itself from me
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The flu bug had to have a vaccine to protect itself from me
haha
Shit, I haven't been vaccinated for anything this year... I usually do but work's been so insane that all the places that give shots are closed by the time I'm ready to get one.
lazie... the H1N1 shot got you feeling sick?
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The flu bug had to have a vaccine to protect itself from me
Shit, I haven't been vaccinated for anything this year... I usually do but work's been so insane that all the places that give shots are closed by the time I'm ready to get one.
lazie... the H1N1 shot got you feeling sick?
a couple of my roomates got the h1n1 vaccination and they never complained about any abnormalities in their health after
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I'm quitting The Killer Nazi Albino Mountain Jug Band to start a sea shanty quartet.
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I'm quitting The Killer Nazi Albino Mountain Jug Band to start a sea shanty quartet.
Lemme get me yard glass, aar!
(http://desktopdiva.i.ph/photo/d/2434-1/yard-ale.jpg)
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daily losers post right here!
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Heya everybody... gonna need everyone to stop posting today except for me. They got some guys working on the intarwebs lines and if you click "post" the shit will electrocute 'em. I'm just helping them test something or whatever. Thanks in advance for your help!
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i woke up with a soar throat
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Heya everybody... gonna need everyone to stop posting today except for me. They got some guys working on the intarwebs lines and if you click "post" the shit will electrocute 'em. I'm just helping them test something or whatever. Thanks in advance for your help!
Sure! Not a problem. Thanks for the heads up. I'll put on gloves before I click "Post".
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Heya everybody... gonna need everyone to stop posting today except for me. They got some guys working on the intarwebs lines and if you click "post" the shit will electrocute 'em. I'm just helping them test something or whatever. Thanks in advance for your help!
fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
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here goes another one
zap
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i'm gonna shovel out my local park today. it's gonna suck
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i'm gonna shovel out my local park today. it's gonna suck
i was thinking of doing the same thing. just shovel enough to make a dry strip so i can skate around a little. i'm fiending to skate!
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i'm gonna shovel out my local park today. it's gonna suck
i was thinking of doing the same thing. just shovel enough to make a dry strip so i can skate around a little. i'm fiending to skate!
are you guys on the east coast?
we just finished shoveling out the park here but it's supposed to snow again tomorrow maybe.
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Just pour some gasoline and light it up with a spark from your Tail Devil
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DNA... plank... cruel shit! Wrong on so many levels... those dudes had families!
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i checked the weather and no more snow. rain a few times in the next ten days. might as well shovel out something so i can skate before work tomorrow and then on christmas
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DNA... plank... cruel shit! Wrong on so many levels... those dudes had families!
Hey man, they knew the risks they were taking when they signed up for that job. I'm sure their families would be proud knowing they sacrificed their lives for the good of the internets. Semper Fi.
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it suppose to rain on christmas(east coast) but i hope it frickin poors so it melts away all of this snow. as a skater, winter is the only time i wish for rain.
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DNA... plank... cruel shit! Wrong on so many levels... those dudes had families!
Hey man, they knew the risks they were taking when they signed up for that job. I'm sure their families would be proud knowing they sacrificed their lives for the good of the internets. Semper Fi.
Fuck. Valid point.
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i checked the weather and no more snow. rain a few times in the next ten days. might as well shovel out something so i can skate before work tomorrow and then on christmas
i'd take rain over snow. snow sits there for days while rain can dry up in a few hours.
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snow can sit for the entire winter
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Spring will be here in no time.
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Spring will be here in no time.
you just made me realize how much more winter is ahead. goddammit it only started yesterday :'(
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http://www.weather.com/multimedia/videoplayer.html?clip=16091&from=hp_video_4
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Spring will be here in no time.
you just made me realize how much more winter is ahead. goddammit it only started yesterday :'(
It doesn't matter. Weather is screwed anyhow. We have really cold days in middle of summer and we will have warm periods during winters. I guess it depends where you live.
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When I build my weather controlling machine I'll be able to skate any tome of year and the governments of the world will be at my mercy.
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When I build my weather controlling machine I'll be able to skate any tome of year and the governments of the world will be at my mercy.
really stick it to Malaysia, Ive got beef with them...
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When I build my weather controlling machine I'll be able to skate any tome of year and the governments of the world will be at my mercy.
Do you hire henchmen?
Do you worry about James Bond ruining your plans again?
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it suppose to rain on christmas(east coast) but i hope it frickin poors so it melts away all of this snow. as a skater, winter is the only time i wish for rain.
We're getting rain for the next two days and then 3 days of sun. I've got my fingers crossed for a x-mas or boxing day session.
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I am current hiring henchmen. Interested parties can apply or be shanghaied at Sharky's Bar down on the waterfront. As for Mr. BOnd, I have an elaborate killing device to strap him into and then leave him unattended.
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It's 66 degrees and sunny outside. Finishing one more project then I'm on vacation.
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have fun while I try to skate for a few hours before CO gets snow dumped upon us...
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I am current hiring henchmen. Interested parties can apply or be shanghaied at Sharky's Bar down on the waterfront. As for Mr. BOnd, I have an elaborate killing device to strap him into and then leave him unattended.
Make sure to monologue your whole plan while you set up your killing device so he knows exactly what your plans are. It's not like you're giving him any time to get free, you're just monologuing.
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What's the point of coming up with a complex plan if you can't share it with others? That would not serve my immense ego at all.
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What's the point of coming up with a complex plan if you can't share it with others? That would not serve my immense ego at all.
Well, better hurry up with the Bond plan, I heard he just banged a really hot female assassin so you've probably got somewhere around 20-30 minutes left.
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Holy fudge. World domination or spam for a Grosso cruiser?
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Looks like I have some competition. Man, now Obama is trying to socialize weather control machines?......
http://www.sphere.com/nation/article/pentagon-launches-nimbus-plan-to-master-lightning/19285181
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Looks like I have some competition. Man, now Obama is trying to socialize weather control machines?......
http://www.sphere.com/nation/article/pentagon-launches-nimbus-plan-to-master-lightning/19285181
"Master Lightning?" Aren't plasma balls enough?
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FLASH BEFORE MY EYES
NOW IT'S TIME TO DIE
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BURNING IN MY BRAIN
I CAN FEEL THE PAIN
That's how I feel when whiteley announce winners and it's not me.
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supposed to be nice and in the low 50s here.
new board, relatively new wheels and bearings, i'm stoked.
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The flu bug had to have a vaccine to protect itself from me
Shit, I haven't been vaccinated for anything this year... I usually do but work's been so insane that all the places that give shots are closed by the time I'm ready to get one.
lazie... the H1N1 shot got you feeling sick?
It's the only thing that can explain it (or coincides with it). I don't really care what caused it anymore. I just want to be regular again.
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another victory by heavy posting! dirty harry carried a 357, and now as a result, commander jameson carries a grosso cruiser. PM coming. only three to go!
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i spent three and a half hours and made some progress on the park
pictures soon to follow
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Good shit commander!
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I will have to drink some of his namesake whiskey tonight to drown my sorrows
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Congrats! I have no luck at all. ;D
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no thanks to my dickhead friends(looking at you raul and north gate plus those that don't post) there's still a lot left to do tomorrow
these are the three pictures i took of my progress with my phone. i got more done but it was too dark to take a picture
(http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii70/mikefork/1222091558.jpg)
(http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii70/mikefork/1222091542.jpg)
(http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii70/mikefork/downsized_1222091457.jpg)
the ultimate goal is to get all of the snow to the sides so the whole park is skateable, and so when it rains in a few days it doesn't turn to ice and linger around even longer
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no thanks to my dickhead friends(looking at you raul and north gate plus those that don't post) there's still a lot left to do tomorrow
these are the three pictures i took of my progress with my phone. i got more done but it was too dark to take a picture
(http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii70/mikefork/1222091558.jpg)
(http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii70/mikefork/1222091542.jpg)
(http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii70/mikefork/downsized_1222091457.jpg)
the ultimate goal is to get all of the snow to the sides so the whole park is skateable, and so when it rains in a few days it doesn't turn to ice and linger around even longer
Dedication right there, you got my admiration. Lucky we don't get that much snow around here.
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Drove around looking for somewhere to roll around and came up short. I need my fix dammit.
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no thanks to my dickhead friends(looking at you raul and north gate plus those that don't post) there's still a lot left to do tomorrow
these are the three pictures i took of my progress with my phone. i got more done but it was too dark to take a picture
(http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii70/mikefork/1222091558.jpg)
(http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii70/mikefork/1222091542.jpg)
(http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii70/mikefork/downsized_1222091457.jpg)
the ultimate goal is to get all of the snow to the sides so the whole park is skateable, and so when it rains in a few days it doesn't turn to ice and linger around even longer
find someone with a snowblower. but still damn thats a lot of work
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thats some fuckin dedication man. ill be there in 10 with my snow blower.
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Nice work Boston. Any kid that puts their wheels on that pavement owes you big time.
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I'm going crazy from all of this god damn christmas music at work. Fucckk
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I'm going crazy from all of this god damn christmas music at work. Fucckk
I know what you mean. As soon as I get to work I put on my headphones and drown everyone out.
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i was lucky enough to sprain my ankle this weekend and probably wont be able to skate for a month
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i was lucky enough to sprain my ankle this weekend and probably wont be able to skate for a month
Ouch... Ankle injuries are the worst. They take forever to properly heal.
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About a week ago, I went into sick call because I was scrubbing my right foot in the shower and noticed it was swollen and purple. It looked like I sprained my ankle, but I didn't feel any pain. The corpsman in the ER thought I rolled it from the way it looked, but couldn't really figure it out in the end. I'm still baffled, but at least the shit healed up, whatever it was.
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Boston with the proper skate ethic! Good shit man, hope it's skateable for you cats soon.
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Wish i got a proper Christmas vacation.
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Wish i got a proper Christmas vacation.
same man. i wish i could go to florida where its still in the 60s and 70s not fucking snowing like it is here.
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I have too many hobbies, interests and responsibilities to shove into my off work time.
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all my hobbies aren't doable in this damn weather.
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take up an instrument. If you can't afford one then make one.
http://www.familycorner.com/family/kids/crafts/9_musical_instruments.shtml
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i already practiced my sax today. when it stops snowing i can get out to take pictures but not right now.
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i already practiced my sax today. when it stops snowing i can get out to take pictures but not right now.
Music is fun but doesn't compare to skating.
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i'm in arizona and i forgot my skateboard at my house.... FFFFUUUUUUU
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i already practiced my sax today. when it stops snowing i can get out to take pictures but not right now.
Music is fun but doesn't compare to skating.
You are obviously unfamiliar with the legacy of Hip Hop Superstar JR Blastoff. Most people forget about his humble beginnings as a pro skateboarder who dropped out while at the top of the game to make his mark on the world of music. His cunning rhymes and dope beats have made his rap carrer far overshadow his former occupation.
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i'm in arizona and i forgot my skateboard at my house.... FFFFUUUUUUU
You can still go to the wave pool and learn to surf. If you get real good at surfing the wave pool maybe you can win a contest and then use the prize money to go surf the big waves of the North Shore.
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i already practiced my sax today. when it stops snowing i can get out to take pictures but not right now.
Music is fun but doesn't compare to skating.
You are obviously unfamiliar with the legacy of Hip Hop Superstar JR Blastoff. Most people forget about his humble beginnings as a pro skateboarder who dropped out while at the top of the game to make his mark on the world of music. His cunning rhymes and dope beats have made his rap carrer far overshadow his former occupation.
True, I did forget about Captain Whisper MC.
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im awake and ready to rock. and by rock i mean sipping tea and typing while it snows for the next 36+ hours...
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tons of snow on the ground. the roads are starting to dry up but were supposed to get a bunch of rain/freezing rain tomorrow and friday. gotta love rain on christmas.
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What is snow?
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i'm in arizona and i forgot my skateboard at my house.... FFFFUUUUUUU
You can still go to the wave pool and learn to surf. If you get real good at surfing the wave pool maybe you can win a contest and then use the prize money to go surf the big waves of the North Shore.
or i could post on slap all day and win a cruiser...
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or you cold wander into the desert and find some peyote so you can meet your spirit animal
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"Slide!"
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I'm building a rocket ship out of office supplies. See you on Mars, suckers.
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(http://media.techeblog.com/images/hamburger_holder.jpg)
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(http://media.techeblog.com/images/hamburger_holder.jpg)
patent pending? its a piece of folded reinforced paper...
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I'm building a rocket ship out of office supplies. See you on Mars, suckers.
Cool can you make me a cruiser out of office supplies?
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I don't know because I tried to make a hamburger holder and almost blew my damn arm off.
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Finally broke down and went to sick call to find out what was wrong with me. Good news is it has nothing to do nor is it related to the H1N1 vaccine. Bad news is I have a slight bowel impaction. Really bad news is I had another rectal exam. Continuing bad news is I'll have to swipe my ass for stool samples over the course of the next week. Merry Christmas!
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I don't know because I tried to make a hamburger holder and almost blew my damn arm off.
That's what happens when you try and rip off something with a patent pending. Shit's serious.
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I don't know because I tried to make a hamburger holder and almost blew my damn arm off.
man i must have been wrong, must be more complicated than i thought. you mix up the wiring or what?
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Finally broke down and went to sick call to find out what was wrong with me. Good news is it has nothing to do nor is it related to the H1N1 vaccine. Bad news is I have a slight bowel impaction. Really bad news is I had another rectal exam. Continuing bad news is I'll have to swipe my ass for stool samples over the course of the next week. Merry Christmas!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfzXpE0QB2U
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Finally broke down and went to sick call to find out what was wrong with me. Good news is it has nothing to do nor is it related to the H1N1 vaccine. Bad news is I have a slight bowel impaction. Really bad news is I had another rectal exam. Continuing bad news is I'll have to swipe my ass for stool samples over the course of the next week. Merry Christmas!
Most dehumanizing medical procedures: lower GI endoscopy and having to wear a Foley catheter for a week.
Anyway, just imagine that there's a clinic full of people that are fans of your poo, and instead of a different gift for the 12 days of Christmas, they just want more and more poo. It would be great if they acted stoked when they got it. "Good shit, bro!"
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Finally broke down and went to sick call to find out what was wrong with me. Good news is it has nothing to do nor is it related to the H1N1 vaccine. Bad news is I have a slight bowel impaction. Really bad news is I had another rectal exam. Continuing bad news is I'll have to swipe my ass for stool samples over the course of the next week. Merry Christmas!
Anyway, just imagine that there's a clinic full of people that are fans of your poo, and instead of a different gift for the 12 days of Christmas, they just want more and more poo. It would be great if they acted stoked when they got it. "Good shit, bro!"
(http://whiningprogamingshit.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/shit.jpg)
(http://pinstripebindi.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/gary-busey-evicted.jpg)
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This thread is soooo epic. Last couple of pages had me laughing my ass of.
I imagine if you try to read this thread from the beginning it will look like something written by this guy.
(http://michaelgreenwell.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/beckett.jpg)
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I don't know because I tried to make a hamburger holder and almost blew my damn arm off.
man i must have been wrong, must be more complicated than i thought. you mix up the wiring or what?
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I don't know because I tried to make a hamburger holder and almost blew my damn arm off.
man i must have been wrong, must be more complicated than i thought. you mix up the wiring or what?
you gotta be careful with that man....volatile shit right there
guess ill call a chemist with a backround in physics before I enjoy any more burgers...
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You can still eat a burger sans holder and not risk your well being, but what's the point?
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its like renting a dvd when you have a blueray player. you can, but why would you want to?
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Moon Duo is Ripley Johnson from Wooden Shjips. He hails from San Francisco. He has a long black beard with spices of grey. He is rumored to be a master of cunninglingus. Legend Has It: As soon as it's time for foreplay, he sneaks off into the nearby washroom to "freshen up". A splash of water on the penis here, a swipe of the testicles with a wash rag there, and then the masterpiece is set into motion. He begins to braid his beard into the shape of a perfect rubber dong, 10 minutes later, he has a hair dong that could rival any dildo in the industry. The long and voluptuous process of cunninglingus awaits for the mistress. He dips deep down, his tongue has a lock on sensor for the clitoris. He hears the internal beeping go off, beep...beep...beep. You may think his beard has the texture of a Brillo pad, this is not the case. It's more like the thick tail of a beautiful mare. If you've never spent time on the farm, you do not truly know the beauty of this said tail. My cousin Miguel once cut off the tail of the family's mare, retreated to the back shed and wrapped it gently around his penis and began to fap till glory burst out of his teenage cock. But this is about Ripley, not little Miguel. The insertion of the hair dong is done like a veteran, smooth and effortless. He rocks his jaw back and forth to insert the braided beard in and out of the vagina, as his manly tongue filps and flaps like a fish John Lurie just caught off the coast of the Cayman Islands. Women, make like a U2 roadie and follow this man around, city to city. Get lost in his psychedelic trance of sound and then find yourself in awe of the bedroom tactics of a true man.
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Can it be used to hold a hamburger?
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555 is today's magic number, which goes to lazybars! PM coming...
it's getting pretty close, so post away!
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Props, cheers, and jealous hate lazy! w00t! haha
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congrats lazybars. 2 more days left, I wonder who will take them...
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congrats lazybars. 2 more days left, I wonder who will take them...
definitely not me.
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I would like to hope that I would win one, but ive got shit to do tomorrow and work on christmas day. shit aint gonna happen...
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i hope it's me
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I hope I don't have some whopper sized shits like that. My ass already hurts since the corpsman first tried to do the rectal exam without KY. When he realized I was writhing in pain, he changed his mind. WTF!
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I hope I don't have some whopper sized shits like that. My ass already hurts since the corpsman first tried to do the rectal exam without KY. When he realized I was writhing in pain, he changed his mind. WTF!
just hope you dont have windows 7 whopper sized shits
(http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/windows-7-whopper.jpg)
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I hope I don't have some whopper sized shits like that. My ass already hurts since the corpsman first tried to do the rectal exam without KY. When he realized I was writhing in pain, he changed his mind. WTF!
just hope you dont have windows 7 whopper sized shits
(http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/windows-7-whopper.jpg)
damn it 10/22-10/28. i missed my window (no pun intended)
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no thanks to my dickhead friends(looking at you raul and north gate plus those that don't post) there's still a lot left to do tomorrow
these are the three pictures i took of my progress with my phone. i got more done but it was too dark to take a picture
(http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii70/mikefork/1222091558.jpg)
(http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii70/mikefork/1222091542.jpg)
(http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii70/mikefork/downsized_1222091457.jpg)
the ultimate goal is to get all of the snow to the sides so the whole park is skateable, and so when it rains in a few days it doesn't turn to ice and linger around even longer
www.lowcardmag.com
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congrats lazybars. 2 more days left, I wonder who will take them...
definitely not me.
There's just one left now right?
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I wonder what will become of this thread after this contest is over?
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I'd like to move it over into Classic... there's so much great random shit in here, it'd be a shame to waste it.
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I wonder what will become of this thread after this contest is over?
it will go down in slap history, as one of the greatest threads that ever lived, not as good as Doug Brown apreesh however. There isnt enough Doug Brown in this thread
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KskaUMuARR8
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id be spammin like crazy today if my computer wasnt so fucked up. just keeps closing any windows i have at the bottom.
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id be spammin like crazy today if my computer wasnt so fucked up. just keeps closing any windows i have at the bottom.
Have you tried giving it intimidating looks?
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of course. ive also tried yelling and spitting....nothing. next im going to challenge it to a joust thrashin style. bronsons canyon half pipe. 9 oclock.
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NO! YOU BE THERE!
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Beat it! ya val jerk.
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id be spammin like crazy today if my computer wasnt so fucked up. just keeps closing any windows i have at the bottom.
What system are you running? Has it just started doing it? Have you already tried rebooting?
Slap is full of qualified tech support...
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Is it plugged in?
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are you sure youre typing and not just speaking into the screen and assuming the words will pop up?
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Is it plugged in?
Hahaha, I've heard incoming tech support calls that wound up being just that... I'm so glad I never did level 1 tech support, level 2 and website support issues were bad enough. Glad I went through those days but I certainly don't miss them.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xvb6j3Onuc
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funny stuff
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Just got home and I don't feel like catching up on this thread but this post is dedicated to a Grim victory.
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Hahaha, it's all good. I have no work to do, I'm at home, it's raining balls, my wife's asleep, and the indoor place nearby doesn't open until 5pm (it's a little after noon here now). I figured I'd put in some hours here and find some good torrents for a while.
Oh, plus rainy day fading. w00t
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i think i figured out whats wrong with my computer. i share my room with my computer and i just got over mono. my guess is that i gave my computer mono....no internet porn for me : (
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i think i figured out whats wrong with my computer. i share my room with my computer and i just got over mono.
That's weird because some other dude made thread about being let down by Stereo. Next thing you know fools are going to start dissing surround sound.
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FUCK SONAR BEEP BEEP
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I noticed I still haven't won yet. Hm...
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Man, SETI is really depressing me.
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Don't let SETI bum you out, just wait one more day...
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I'm drinking a can of HARP to try and motivate myself to clean up the house before company comes over.... maybe not the best plan.
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Is it bad to feel like getting a hooker to kill and dismember? Maybe I've been watching too much Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer.
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You gotta be true to your feelings man. I think I heard that on the Lifetime channel.
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Is it bad to feel like getting a hooker to kill and dismember? Maybe I've been watching too much Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer.
Red is an x-mas color.
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Just try to use all the parts like Native Americans did with buffaloes or Eskimos do with whales. Don't let anything go to waste.
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Goddamn the indoor park's closed. Holidays my ass!
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lame shit grim. I would go to my local one but all the homies are gone for a few days and im not gonna pay 13 bucks to get snaked by 12 year olds all by my lonesome...
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Hell man, right now I'd pay twice that to skate one of those little plastic kickers like a quarterpipe.
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This is my small quarterpipe. It's super weathered now. I drag it out once a week. It's fun.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/econobeer/2008/newqp.jpg?t=1261686346)
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and my parking block. This is when I had it at one of my old skate houses. I have it on my curb cut now. I've had it for 20 years. I oushed it home on my board like 2 miles.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/econobeer/2008/pb.jpg?t=1261686462)
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today's number chosen by gordon gano...
"i take
1, 1, 1 cause you left me and
2, 2, 2 for my family and
3, 3, 3 for my heartache and
4, 4, 4 for my headaches and
5, 5, 5 for my lonely and
6, 6, 6 for my sorrow and
7, 7 n-n-n-no tomorrow and
8, 8 i forget what 8 was for and
9, 9, 9 for a lost god
10, 10 , 10, 10 for everything everything everything everything!"
sorry, i was listening to the violent femmes this morning and that just made sense. that all adds up to 195, which makes everybody's pal grimcity a very happy man on christmas eve. PM coming grim!
only one more to go- christmas day winner announced monday (most likely)!
congrats to all! merry merry ho-ho!
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Hell man, right now I'd pay twice that to skate one of those little plastic kickers like a quarterpipe.
understandable. its also an hour away on a sketchy highway and i am broke, so its a no go. normally we can just go skate this for free, so id rather hit it up instead after christmas...
http://vimeo.com/6119940
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Raaaaad, Grim deserves one more than anyone.
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(http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/pro-american-moments-in-movie-history/rocky-iv.jpg)
...no, really. I'm fucking giddy like a schoolgirl right now! haha w000000t
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way to go grim! you definitely deserved one...
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Good job Grim.
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_a2N0w1c9i7g/SXtcevhM42I/AAAAAAAAAvs/F-KqtRcz9JM/s400/highfivers2.jpg)
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Man, I must have been one post off several times considering I was going back and forth with the winner a couple times.
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Congrats grim!
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Man, I must have been one post off several times considering I was going back and forth with the winner a couple times.
Story of my life, man! haha
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way to go! its about time man. was that the last one?
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FUCK YEAH GRIM!!! merry christmas man!
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Congrats grim! Nice Christmas present from Santa Slap.
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Is Santa delivering our cruisers? if so, im going to be a jolly little boy tommorow morning.
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Is Santa delivering our cruisers? if so, im going to be a jolly little boy tommorow morning.
no
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way to go! its about time man. was that the last one?
Nah man, there's one more that Mark's gonna announce Monday... no telling when though, when he posted he hinted that he wasn't sure, maybe because of the holiday stuff.
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ah word. im gonna be super busy tomorrow so its not gonna be me. good luck fellas.
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Merry Christmas
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Time to play teck decks with my son.
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It's not raining today, every business worth skating is closed... my wife and I did our Christmas stuff yesterday. Calling the folks, grabbing some coffee, and going to explore an empty city.
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It's not raining today, every business worth skating is closed... my wife and I did our Christmas stuff yesterday. Calling the folks, grabbing some coffee, and going to explore an empty city.
Sounds rad.. enjoy!
I was hoping to skate outside today but we got some light snow yesterday that didn't go away. I'll have to settle for a little basement session before I go to the inlaw's house.
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I'd fucking kill to have a basement... we can't have them here because there's too much water in our soil. Just skating indoors at home sounds like a good way to pass time in bad weather.
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Until the indoor park opened this year, skating in the basement was the only way to get through the winter. Crank some music and make the best of the small space.
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omg cruiser time! nah just kidding, work time. later...
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Sorry to hear that.
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Merry Christmas morning Slappers! Time to light a fire with all the coal I got.
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Sorry to hear that.
Yeah, i'd be bummed. I'll drink an x-mas brew for you.
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Yeah, i'd be bummed. I'll drink an x-mas brew for you.
thanks, ill eat festive popcorn and burnt holiday hot dogs for you guys...
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http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151728 (http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151728)
Merry fucking Christmas!
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Yeah, i'd be bummed. I'll drink an x-mas brew for you.
thanks, ill eat festive popcorn and burnt holiday hot dogs for you guys...
I've had a few for you. I just had a quick session in the basement and now i'm off to visit family.
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My sister got one of these this morning:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mQ83k1wfO-g/SvBPIXp-fcI/AAAAAAAAAhA/A80COWSfJkc/s320/PopcornFallingLeaves.jpg)
But, at the rate things are going the package should have had my name on it. Delicious.
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^ those fuckin rule. i gotta post a picture of the limited creature deck i got.
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I got $300, more money than I expected, and that's just from my dad.
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someone has a new hd bigscreen in their room
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i'm going to miss having this thread to get my post count up :'(
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It'll be in Classic unless anyone objects to that. Should I put the tally in there as well? There are a lot of things that went back and forth between threads, but I don't think it'll merge well.
...gonna post very infrequently and lurk hard until the final winner's announced.
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sweet. got off work a few hours early. gonna lurk for a bit then its off to dinner with the family...
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sweet. got off work a few hours early. gonna lurk for a bit then its off to dinner with the family...
as good as family dinners are, the shit gets tireing after the fourth one.
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I'm stoked on the honey baked ham we decided to get. Meat candy.
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I'm stoked on the honey baked ham we decided to get. Meat candy.
the honey baked ham ive eaten over the last two days has made up for some incredibly shitty dorm food...
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Does anyone have a working bang bros password?
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Does anyone have a working bang bros password?
yes, i would also like one for investigative purposes. i, uhhh, have to write a research paper
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I'll keep repeating this as long as takes:
jdownloader from here: http://jdownloader.org/
links from here: http://adultbay.org/
(I prefer the hotfile links since I actually have a premium account)
1. Highlight the links you want to download
2. Right click>Copy
3. Jdownloader checks if links are alive (if there are any dead/offline, right click>remove all offline)
4. Choose [continue with all] when you're done adding links
5. Let jdownloader do its thing while you go skate or work.
6. Come back later and be amazed at the vast collection of filth you've amassed in a short time.
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I'll keep repeating this as long as takes:
jdownloader from here: http://jdownloader.org/
links from here: http://adultbay.org/
(I prefer the hotfile links since I actually have a premium account)
1. Highlight the links you want to download
2. Right click>Copy
3. Jdownloader checks if links are alive (if there are any dead/offline, right click>remove all offline)
4. Choose [continue with all] when you're done adding links
5. Let jdownloader do its thing while you go skate or work.
6. Come back later and be amazed at the vast collection of filth you've amassed in a short time.
gnarred for life...
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I got a PS3 and Modern Warfare 2 is taking over my life.
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this is my second or third post in this thread. other than a free board, have i missed out on anything?
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this is my second or third post in this thread. other than a free board, have i missed out on anything?
you have missed out on everything, i think i should turn this thread into a short novel.
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...probably the only novel a severely ADD afflicted individual could read cover to cover, too.
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As long as Seinfield quotes take up a large portion of this novel, it'll be a best seller.
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in that case maybe this is appropriate here and only here
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/genetics/2008-05-08-platypus-genetic-map_N.htm
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in that case maybe this is appropriate here and only here
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/genetics/2008-05-08-platypus-genetic-map_N.htm
Platypus' are so fucking tight. Like those animals on Nickelodeon's Avatar, they're all mixes. PLATYPUS BEAR.
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/avatar/images/thumb/d/da/Platypus_bear.png/300px-Platypus_bear.png)
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well gentlemen, it is with a mild sniffle that i bring you the final winner of the cruisering towards christmas vans/label/grosso cruiser contest. this thread has been a journey.
so, drum roll please...
the christmas day winner is zipzinger666! PM coming.
and that's a wrap. thanks to everybody who won, who posted, who followed the thread(s). now let's move this over to classic!
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oh my jesus christ monkeyballs xenu mothra! cannot believe I won...
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ZIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hell yeah! When are these getting shipped out?
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Hell yeah! When are these getting shipped out?
you said exactly what i was thinking haha.
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Hell yeah! When are these getting shipped out?
you said exactly what i was thinking haha.
received mine already. for those that have received and those that will, is there any logic to the one word written below grosso's sig? Mine reads "sorry". on mark's first post with image it reads "wire". some grosso poetry, word for word?
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Hell yeah! When are these getting shipped out?
you said exactly what i was thinking haha.
received mine already. for those that have received and those that will, is there any logic to the one word written below grosso's sig? Mine reads "sorry". on mark's first post with image it reads "wire". some grosso poetry, word for word?
where do you live at?
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I know its been stated, but im super fucking stoked on the amount of quality pals (aside from me, cause im a self proclaimed kook of course) whp have been receiving the cruisers!!!!
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you said exactly what i was thinking haha.
received mine already. for those that have received and those that will, is there any logic to the one word written below grosso's sig? Mine reads "sorry". on mark's first post with image it reads "wire". some grosso poetry, word for word?
where do you live at?
Los Angeles. No weather delays b/w SF and here.
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\tear :'(
it's over.
/*enya fades in*
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Hell yeah! When are these getting shipped out?
the first half of them went out last week, the rest should go in the next week or so (foreign ones might be a little longer). our shipping guys were real busy with holiday orders (they do us, thrasher and juxtapoz and it's really only two guys), but they're coming!
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Hell yeah! When are these getting shipped out?
you said exactly what i was thinking haha.
received mine already. for those that have received and those that will, is there any logic to the one word written below grosso's sig? Mine reads "sorry". on mark's first post with image it reads "wire". some grosso poetry, word for word?
oh, and each board has something different written on it- totally unique. all from grossos' brain. mine says "used and abused".
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kind of a strange question but how are they getting shipped? fedex? UPS? USPS?
i only ask because all of them show up at different times and if i miss the delivery, i usually end up having to go all the way downtown to pick it up.
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Hell yeah! When are these getting shipped out?
you said exactly what i was thinking haha.
received mine already. for those that have received and those that will, is there any logic to the one word written below grosso's sig? Mine reads "sorry". on mark's first post with image it reads "wire". some grosso poetry, word for word?
oh, and each board has something different written on it- totally unique. all from grossos' brain. mine says "used and abused".
That would be an ironic wall hanger name.
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i'd imagine they're going usps.
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Congrats zip!!! Fuck yeah!
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well im actually more stoked now that i know its gonna come with a silly little word on it :)
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i'd imagine they're going usps.
i'd imagine them flying in the beaks of storks.
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i'd imagine they're going usps.
thank you sir! that means i don't have to do downtown at all.
please thank jeff grosso and everyone at slap for us, you guys rock!
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*** drunk guy and lazy bars have not yet replied to my PM to get their info for shipping! if you're out there, send soon! if the boards go unclaimed for too long something might happen to them...
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Whiteley, if I go to visit San Francisco next summer, drinks are on me.
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Whiteley, if I go to visit San Francisco next summer, drinks are on me.
same. when i come see you lemme buy you a beer. or 7.
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http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/am-ale/1056585/ (http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/am-ale/1056585/)
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pm sent
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Congrats to everyone that won!
I'll head back into lurkdom again until I have to be a post whore again for free gear.
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just got home from a long day at work to a big ol' box on my doorstep. just wanna say thanks again to vans, whiteley, grosso, slap, black label, and congrats to all the winners!
mine says "1600's" on it and i'll never know why :)
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LUCKY!!! i'm sitting by my mailbox twirling my thumbs patiently
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LUCKY!!! i'm sitting by my mailbox twirling my thumbs patiently
(http://www.burfeind.net/images/comics/mailbox.gif)
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^ pretty much. even though i know it probably wont get shipped til next week, im still hoping.....
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just returned from my trip and got my hands on the cruiser. thanx again slap!!!!
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What do you folks say... move this to Classic now, or wait until the winners have a new cruise stick/wall hanger?
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is this worthy of classic slap? a lot of it was random shit and spam. i'd say let it run its course and die, unless i missed some epic posting somewhere in this thread?
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Yeah, but I think there was some epic spam in there... plus the thread did some crazy fluctuations in subject, where there's be a theme for a page, then it would branch into something else. I could see someone strung out on caffeine or coke enjoying it.
One thing though... I don't really have a firm position (the moderate moderator), it's just that so many people mentioned how it should go into Classic I just figured that was the general consensus. I'm down with anything, though.
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I think the thread should be deleted. I get a little tear in my eye when I think about how I didn't win one of these. I don't need to be reminded of my failures. It's a New Year and I am trying to move on.
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I could pull a King Solomon... cut it in half and split it with you (I get to keep the signed part though).
Nah, you did some work in here though. Had some of us punched in, we'd have gotten overtime for sure.
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MR DNA is my new favorite poster, so you won im my eyes. I think we should keep this thread and have it just be the Usless spam thread.
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you didnt fail at shit DNA. It was largely based on luck. I won on christmas day when I posted maybe 5 times because I had work and family stuff, as opposed to a few days where i posted 60-70 times a day. you posted quality stuff too, which was rad to see compared to quoting stuff or just saying "winner". be proud you held your head high through the chaos...
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Yeah, but I think there was some epic spam in there... plus the thread did some crazy fluctuations in subject, where there's be a theme for a page, then it would branch into something else. I could see someone strung out on caffeine or coke enjoying it.
One thing though... I don't really have a firm position (the moderate moderator), it's just that so many people mentioned how it should go into Classic I just figured that was the general consensus. I'm down with anything, though.
if thats the case, just throw it in there. if anything it'll get buried there instead of UWTB.
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Yeah, but I think there was some epic spam in there... plus the thread did some crazy fluctuations in subject, where there's be a theme for a page, then it would branch into something else. I could see someone strung out on caffeine or coke enjoying it.
One thing though... I don't really have a firm position (the moderate moderator), it's just that so many people mentioned how it should go into Classic I just figured that was the general consensus. I'm down with anything, though.
if thats the case, just throw it in there. if anything it'll get buried there instead of UWTB.
at least then it will get buried where someone could stumble upon it trying to find a laugh or two...
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I got mine yesterday, I'm stoked. Jeff wrote "thanx" on it; for what, I may never know.
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I got mine yesterday, I'm stoked. Jeff wrote "thanx" on it; for what, I may never know.
probably for being a friend. Traveling up the road and down again. Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant.
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Good shit, frank! I'm almost...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEV4Tov1GBM
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If I ever meet Jeff, I'm going to say "No Jeff Grosso, thank YOU."
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beginning to worry heavily that mine got lost in the mail :(
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I'll probably get mine last, I live pretty much the other side of the world and the weather conditions have been unforgiving to say the least.
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Got mine last week. Mine says "Devo" on it.
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Got mine last week. Mine says "Devo" on it.
reminds me of how much effort Mr. DNA put into this contest. sad... :'( :'( :'(
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this cruiser has added mad flavor to my walls
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c72/crimesxcrimes/ww_040.jpg)
mad flavor
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Has anyone else in the states not gotten theirs yet, I live in Texas and no sign of a cruiser yet, starting to worry =/
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I have also not gotten mine yet, did I even win, was it all just a dream...
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yea I'm fairly certain mine is lost forever :'(
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yea I'm fairly certain mine is lost forever :'(
I am starting to believe that, too. Everyday I drive up to my house and hopefully expect a package in front of my door. Woefully, I walk past a lonely door step thoroughly disappointed.
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fuck having to worry about whether packages will or will not arrive in the mail, it is seriously the worst. im sorry guys...
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yea I'm fairly certain mine is lost forever :'(
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mine came but it came for drunk guy and not corey quinn and they didn't let my roommate sign for it 8)
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mine showed up today :D
so, have hope, those who still haven't recieved theirs. I live a 12 hour drive from SF the Slap headquarters (I know, I've done it) and it took over a month to reach me.
So psyched. Grosso wrote "wscm", no idea what that means
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mine showed up today :D
so, have hope, those who still haven't recieved theirs. I live a 12 hour drive from SF the Slap headquarters (I know, I've done it) and it took over a month to reach me.
So psyched. Grosso wrote "wscm", no idea what that means
:) stoked everything worked out for ya. got mine a week ago...
(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww308/tryoung1011/f1a6b450.jpg)
has everyone else gotten theirs?
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Whiteley sent me the one he was keeping for himself. Thanks again, Mark.
It says "Used and Abused"
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mine showed up today :D
so, have hope, those who still haven't recieved theirs. I live a 12 hour drive from SF the Slap headquarters (I know, I've done it) and it took over a month to reach me.
So psyched. Grosso wrote "wscm", no idea what that means
:) stoked everything worked out for ya. got mine a week ago...
(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww308/tryoung1011/f1a6b450.jpg)
has everyone else gotten theirs?
Nope :'(
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CONGRATZ DNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! another reason why mark is the man
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mine showed up today :D
so, have hope, those who still haven't recieved theirs. I live a 12 hour drive from SF the Slap headquarters (I know, I've done it) and it took over a month to reach me.
So psyched. Grosso wrote "wscm", no idea what that means
:) stoked everything worked out for ya. got mine a week ago...
(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww308/tryoung1011/f1a6b450.jpg)
has everyone else gotten theirs?
Nope :'(
I feel for ya tarquin. international shipping is not the most reliable, Ive got my fingers crossed for you though!