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Title: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Makaveli on December 15, 2009, 11:05:25 PM
Where he be?
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: era on December 16, 2009, 12:07:34 AM
heel flippin son
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: J_Rog on December 16, 2009, 01:57:38 AM
There is a fucking Mystery ad in the right corner of the screen, you fag-pickle.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: vihreekerma on December 16, 2009, 01:58:37 AM
heel flippin son

hahha good one
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: dylan makes me wet on December 16, 2009, 02:16:06 AM
when ever i watch any lindsey robertson footage i always think
'dude does way too many heelflip variations'

but i rarely ever say that someone does too many kickflip variations
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: vihreekerma on December 16, 2009, 02:28:39 AM
when ever i watch any lindsey robertson footage i always think
'dude does way too many heelflip variations'

but i rarely ever say that someone does too many kickflip variations


That's because many heel variatons are gay like ricky Martin
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Stoeipoes on December 16, 2009, 06:09:18 AM
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when ever i watch any lindsey robertson footage i always think
'dude does way too many heelflip variations'

but i rarely ever say that someone does too many kickflip variations
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That's because many heel variatons are gay like ricky Martin

Because nobody really does em good? And if they're switch or nollie it's cool. So stupid. I'm not backing heelflip grabs or lindsey robertson.
I'm backing wieger!
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Baby Rabies on December 16, 2009, 08:41:03 AM
Wieger > Lindsey
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Makaveli on December 16, 2009, 10:06:47 AM
There is a fucking Mystery ad in the right corner of the screen, you fag-pickle.

Yeah well, he's absent from their site dick. And right now I see an Everen Stallion ad who also seems to be missing from their site, too.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: hekkahyphy on December 16, 2009, 10:08:12 AM
maybe a new blackbox brand? cause thats too many ppl to just go missing
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: oyolar on December 16, 2009, 10:17:39 AM
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when ever i watch any lindsey robertson footage i always think
'dude does way too many heelflip variations'

but i rarely ever say that someone does too many kickflip variations
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That's because many heel variatons are gay like ricky Martin
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Because nobody really does em good? And if they're switch or nollie it's cool. So stupid. I'm not backing heelflip grabs or lindsey robertson.
I'm backing wieger!

You would back Wieger you crazy Dutchman.


...I back him too.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: PsychOut on December 16, 2009, 01:03:13 PM
joe pease on mystery according to skate talk boosh news
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: rawbertson. on December 16, 2009, 01:39:21 PM
in my experience the only people who hate on heelflips are peopel who cant do them well
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: J_Rog on December 16, 2009, 01:46:04 PM
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There is a fucking Mystery ad in the right corner of the screen, you fag-pickle.
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Yeah well, he's absent from their site dick. And right now I see an Everen Stallion ad who also seems to be missing from their site, too.
Say it isn't so! He started a company called Hogwarts Skates with Wieger and some whiny bitch and an evil blonde dude. BA is team manager/gay wizard.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: H8R part 4 on December 16, 2009, 03:36:11 PM
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when ever i watch any lindsey robertson footage i always think
'dude does way too many heelflip variations'
but i rarely ever say that someone does too many kickflip variations
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That's because many heel variatons are gay like ricky Martin
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Because nobody really does em good? And if they're switch or nollie it's cool. So stupid. I'm not backing heelflip grabs or lindsey robertson.
I'm backing wieger!
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You would back Wieger you crazy Dutchman.

...I back him too.

i've seen way too many rocket heels and rocket switch heels lately. 
if it isn't tweaked down, you're shit is just plain ugly.
i don't really like leveled fliptricks either, tweak it or GTFO.

   
and wieger can do all the heelflips he wants, he does them proper and he stays killing it. 
his nike part still gets views from me.     
 
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: kevbo999 on December 16, 2009, 03:42:50 PM
Will he top this part? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZYbbz8co_8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZYbbz8co_8)

Unlikely, but he's paid his dues and deserves to live easy for awhile.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Fongstarr. on December 16, 2009, 03:51:32 PM
I actually really like Lindsey Robertson (his back heel at the Wallenburg contest was so perfect) but I can't see him an any other team aside from something on Black Box.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Gomez on December 16, 2009, 04:04:44 PM
if it isn't tweaked down, you're shit is just plain ugly.
i don't really like leveled fliptricks either, tweak it or GTFO.
please shut up.
Will he top this part? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZYbbz8co_8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZYbbz8co_8)

Unlikely, but he's paid his dues and deserves to live easy for awhile.
you honestly think he can't top the skating in that part when he back heeled wallenberg a few months back?
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Dark Knight on December 16, 2009, 04:16:59 PM
i don't really like leveled fliptricks either, tweak it or GTFO.

eh?
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: H8R part 4 on December 16, 2009, 04:28:54 PM
 :-X  gomez clearly rockets all his fliptricks.  :-X

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i don't really like leveled fliptricks either, tweak it or GTFO.
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eh?

i don't like perfectly leveled fliptricks, it looks too robotic. 
i like my tricks done with some style, thats just my preference, nothing more.     

i.e.  lewis marnells 360 flip right at the beginning of his nike part.  nice big pop and he catches it tweaked and no stupid spread eagle crap either.
i.e.  kalis in that chicago part in the vagina thread, he does a proper tweaked back foot catch heelflip off of some shit.
i.e.  levi brown in every photo/vid, tweaked like a motherfucker just the way i like them.



 
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: H8R part 4 on December 16, 2009, 04:33:39 PM
i should add my opinion is based on straight on fliptricks.   
fliptricks with body rotation do not fall into the tweak or GTFO category since it impossible to tweak a big flip or something.
but if you can pull it off, fuckin a! 
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: krookedskate on December 16, 2009, 04:37:25 PM
^ seen the new zero video yet? chris cole does a crazy one
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: ThatOneGuy on December 16, 2009, 05:01:08 PM
in my experience the only people who hate on any trick are peopel who cant do them well

Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: All Hail Wu Welsh on December 16, 2009, 05:09:59 PM
:-X  gomez clearly rockets all his fliptricks.  :-X

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i don't really like leveled fliptricks either, tweak it or GTFO.
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eh?
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i don't like perfectly leveled fliptricks, it looks too robotic. 
i like my tricks done with some style, thats just my preference, nothing more.     

i.e.  lewis marnells 360 flip right at the beginning of his nike part.  nice big pop and he catches it tweaked and no stupid spread eagle crap either.
i.e.  kalis in that chicago part in the vagina thread, he does a proper tweaked back foot catch heelflip off of some shit.
i.e.  levi brown in every photo/vid, tweaked like a motherfucker just the way i like them.



 

so you approve josiah gatlyn faggotry, because he tweaks the shit out of everything and it looks fuckin regular
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: H8R part 4 on December 16, 2009, 05:25:46 PM
^i haven't seen enough josiah footage to formulate an opinion but he does them spread eagle shits that i can't stand as stated in my post.  so i guess i don't approve of his "faggotry". 

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in my experience the only people who hate on any trick are peopel who cant do them well
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so i guess you like seeing rocket kickflips and heelflips huh?
it must suck to be you then cause that shit is UGH LEE!

Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: krewkruxklan on December 16, 2009, 05:40:37 PM
Sounds like gym class when the gym teacher would tell me i had to spiral the football. Fuck that, i threw that bitch with two hands.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: popeyesfriedchicken on December 16, 2009, 05:43:22 PM
lindsey robertson is a boss.  that's all that needs to be said.  did a hard ass trick down wallenberg and made it look like he was doing it off a curb. 
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Killuminated1 on December 16, 2009, 05:56:31 PM
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in my experience the only people who hate on any trick are peopel who cant do them well
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i can do hardflips.  i fucking hate hardflips.  you need a new theory.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: PsychOut on December 16, 2009, 06:20:49 PM
i cant see lindsey on anyone else besides black box campanys
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: ThatOneGuy on December 16, 2009, 06:25:18 PM
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in my experience the only people who hate on any trick are peopel who cant do them well
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i can do hardflips.  i fucking hate hardflips.  you need a new theory.

It would make since that if you can do a trick very well that you would enjoy doing or seeing them right?

So by that logic you have shitty hardflips :)
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: MikeyPioggia on December 16, 2009, 06:39:49 PM
i like lindsey cuz he skated to ol dirty, but im not feelin heelflip indys
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Makaveli on December 16, 2009, 06:57:33 PM
Lindsey kills it, be a shame if doesn't get picked up.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: CigaretteBeer on December 16, 2009, 07:45:21 PM
:-X  gomez clearly rockets all his fliptricks.  :-X

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i don't really like leveled fliptricks either, tweak it or GTFO.
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eh?
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i don't like perfectly leveled fliptricks, it looks too robotic. 
i like my tricks done with some style, thats just my preference, nothing more.     

i.e.  lewis marnells 360 flip right at the beginning of his nike part.  nice big pop and he catches it tweaked and no stupid spread eagle crap either.
i.e.  kalis in that chicago part in the vagina thread, he does a proper tweaked back foot catch heelflip off of some shit.
i.e.  levi brown in every photo/vid, tweaked like a motherfucker just the way i like them.



 

Your opinions on cologne, homosexuals and tattoos are pretty fucked up, and now you have confirmed your opinions on skateboarding are equally as stupid. But maybe you were just raised to dislike perfectly leveled flip tricks...

I like Lindsey and I also like heelflips, preferably leveled ones
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: H8R part 4 on December 16, 2009, 08:40:16 PM
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:-X  gomez clearly rockets all his fliptricks.  :-X

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i don't really like leveled fliptricks either, tweak it or GTFO.
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eh?
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i don't like perfectly leveled fliptricks, it looks too robotic. 
i like my tricks done with some style, thats just my preference, nothing more.     

i.e.  lewis marnells 360 flip right at the beginning of his nike part.  nice big pop and he catches it tweaked and no stupid spread eagle crap either.
i.e.  kalis in that chicago part in the vagina thread, he does a proper tweaked back foot catch heelflip off of some shit.
i.e.  levi brown in every photo/vid, tweaked like a motherfucker just the way i like them.

 
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Your opinions on cologne, homosexuals and tattoos are pretty fucked up, and now you have confirmed your opinions on skateboarding are equally as stupid. But maybe you were just raised to dislike perfectly leveled flip tricks...

I like Lindsey and I also like heelflips, preferably leveled ones

so you want to drag that stupid shit here, okay lets do this boys! 
 

1.  cologne???  oh, you mean mens perfume.  yeah theres something unmanly about smelling all fruity, flowery and delicious like some kind of chick.   its cool if you want to do it but it ain't for me.    
 

2.  my opinions on homosexuals?  no.  its my opinions what i THINK is homosexual. 
dudes that have both their ears pierced, wear all types of jewelry and braid their hair are doing what i consider are feminine acts of beautifying themselves.  i think theres something homosexual about being a cross dresser....not that theres anything wrong with that. 
BTW, your sig is making fun of steve berra by saying hes a homosexual.  so to you, being homosexual is an type of insult.  thats not blatantly hypocritical in the slightest.     
   

3.  most people have terrible tattoos, i mean the worst tattoos ever!  i feel people in biker gangs and people that serve in the military should be the only ones allowed to get them.  everyone else should just stop the madness.  hot chicks get a free pass. 


4.  i don't care for rocket or bland flat leveled fliptricks, that shit just ain't my thing.  theres a few dudes who can do proper tweaked out heelflips and i don't care to see the ugly kind.  its gnarly that someone is doing down a 20 flat 20 but i still don't want to see a rocket ass heelflip or a rocket ass switch heelflip, its sick but its still ugly IMO.   

5.  and because you don't agree with my opinions, it makes me a terrible person, boohoo.       


and just to clarify, i was using levi browns tweak style of kickflip to describe what i like visually in a fliptrick.  i think wieger, kalis, cliff, the nuge, and rodrigo tx do proper looking heelflips.  i'm sure there are more dudes who got a mean one but i can't think of them right now.   

Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Killuminated1 on December 16, 2009, 08:41:30 PM
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in my experience the only people who hate on any trick are peopel who cant do them well
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i can do hardflips.  i fucking hate hardflips.  you need a new theory.
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It would make since that if you can do a trick very well that you would enjoy doing or seeing them right?

So by that logic you have shitty hardflips :)

...or it could be because hardflips are both overrated and over done.  the name itself is a misnomer because it's easier than kickflips to me (i know its different for everyone).  the gayest fucks in the industry, no, the whole of skateboarding, practice hardflips half the time they're out skating.  if you disagree with that all i need for evidence is the entire city stars team, and never mind the gangsta in the famous tee that quit after two years of skating but decides to show up at the skatepark in an effort to "get back in da skateboard game" and does vertical pop shove its.  is that too specific or has everyone seen that?

there are myriad reasons to hate hardflips that i could go into, but i think you get the idea.  oh, and mine are legit.  still, i die on the inside every time i do one.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: H8R part 4 on December 16, 2009, 08:48:07 PM
there are myriad reasons to hate hardflips that i could go into, but i think you get the idea.  oh, and mine are legit.  still, i die on the inside every time i do one.

that shits funny has hell because i can do heelflips but i try not to because its hurt my eyes.  lol!   
 
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: krewkruxklan on December 16, 2009, 08:56:39 PM
can someone explain to me WHY one trick can be considered uglier than another.
some are understandable (circus trickery bullshit), but i've always assumed the skater makes a trick look good, not the trick itself.

heelflips aren't any harder or easier than kickflips, and don't look THAT much different from one another. flip the board one way with your toes and flicked the other way with the heel.

and if hardflips are gay cause they're played out, than 360 flips are even gayer, nearly every skater this past decade has included a clip of a360 flip variation.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: CigaretteBeer on December 16, 2009, 09:27:09 PM
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:-X  gomez clearly rockets all his fliptricks.  :-X

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i don't really like leveled fliptricks either, tweak it or GTFO.
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eh?
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i don't like perfectly leveled fliptricks, it looks too robotic. 
i like my tricks done with some style, thats just my preference, nothing more.     

i.e.  lewis marnells 360 flip right at the beginning of his nike part.  nice big pop and he catches it tweaked and no stupid spread eagle crap either.
i.e.  kalis in that chicago part in the vagina thread, he does a proper tweaked back foot catch heelflip off of some shit.
i.e.  levi brown in every photo/vid, tweaked like a motherfucker just the way i like them.

 
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Your opinions on cologne, homosexuals and tattoos are pretty fucked up, and now you have confirmed your opinions on skateboarding are equally as stupid. But maybe you were just raised to dislike perfectly leveled flip tricks...

I like Lindsey and I also like heelflips, preferably leveled ones
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so you want to drag that stupid shit here, okay lets do this boys! 
 

1.  cologne???  oh, you mean mens perfume.  yeah theres something unmanly about smelling all fruity, flowery and delicious like some kind of chick.   its cool if you want to do it but it ain't for me.    
 

2.  my opinions on homosexuals?  no.  its my opinions what i THINK is homosexual. 
dudes that have both their ears pierced, wear all types of jewelry and braid their hair are doing what i consider are feminine acts of beautifying themselves.  i think theres something homosexual about being a cross dresser....not that theres anything wrong with that. 
BTW, your sig is making fun of steve berra by saying hes a homosexual.  so to you, being homosexual is an type of insult.  thats not blatantly hypocritical in the slightest.     
   

3.  most people have terrible tattoos, i mean the worst tattoos ever!  i feel people in biker gangs and people that serve in the military should be the only ones allowed to get them.  everyone else should just stop the madness.  hot chicks get a free pass. 


4.  i don't care for rocket or bland flat leveled fliptricks, that shit just ain't my thing.  theres a few dudes who can do proper tweaked out heelflips and i don't care to see the ugly kind.  its gnarly that someone is doing down a 20 flat 20 but i still don't want to see a rocket ass heelflip or a rocket ass switch heelflip, its sick but its still ugly IMO.   

5.  and because you don't agree with my opinions, it makes me a terrible person, boohoo.       


and just to clarify, i was using levi browns tweak style of kickflip to describe what i like visually in a fliptrick.  i think wieger, kalis, cliff, the nuge, and rodrigo tx do proper looking heelflips.  i'm sure there are more dudes who got a mean one but i can't think of them right now.   



Calling someone who is straight a homosexual is considered an insult by the majority of people in America. My sig with Steve saying he enjoys anal sex with men is obviously a joke meant to annoy Steve Berra because I think he is a kook. I don't have a hillbilly mentality like you, telling people what is masculine, what is feminine, and what characteristics define what a homosexual is. It's obvious you're an intolerant bigot
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: alonelikeastone on December 16, 2009, 09:39:43 PM
what the fuck
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: H8R part 4 on December 16, 2009, 10:10:02 PM
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:-X  gomez clearly rockets all his fliptricks.  :-X

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i don't really like leveled fliptricks either, tweak it or GTFO.
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eh?
[close]

i don't like perfectly leveled fliptricks, it looks too robotic. 
i like my tricks done with some style, thats just my preference, nothing more.     

i.e.  lewis marnells 360 flip right at the beginning of his nike part.  nice big pop and he catches it tweaked and no stupid spread eagle crap either.
i.e.  kalis in that chicago part in the vagina thread, he does a proper tweaked back foot catch heelflip off of some shit.
i.e.  levi brown in every photo/vid, tweaked like a motherfucker just the way i like them.

 
[close]

Your opinions on cologne, homosexuals and tattoos are pretty fucked up, and now you have confirmed your opinions on skateboarding are equally as stupid. But maybe you were just raised to dislike perfectly leveled flip tricks...

I like Lindsey and I also like heelflips, preferably leveled ones
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so you want to drag that stupid shit here, okay lets do this boys! 
 

1.  cologne???  oh, you mean mens perfume.  yeah theres something unmanly about smelling all fruity, flowery and delicious like some kind of chick.   its cool if you want to do it but it ain't for me.    
 

2.  my opinions on homosexuals?  no.  its my opinions what i THINK is homosexual. 
dudes that have both their ears pierced, wear all types of jewelry and braid their hair are doing what i consider are feminine acts of beautifying themselves.  i think theres something homosexual about being a cross dresser....not that theres anything wrong with that. 
BTW, your sig is making fun of steve berra by saying hes a homosexual.  so to you, being homosexual is an type of insult.  thats not blatantly hypocritical in the slightest.     
   

3.  most people have terrible tattoos, i mean the worst tattoos ever!  i feel people in biker gangs and people that serve in the military should be the only ones allowed to get them.  everyone else should just stop the madness.  hot chicks get a free pass. 


4.  i don't care for rocket or bland flat leveled fliptricks, that shit just ain't my thing.  theres a few dudes who can do proper tweaked out heelflips and i don't care to see the ugly kind.  its gnarly that someone is doing down a 20 flat 20 but i still don't want to see a rocket ass heelflip or a rocket ass switch heelflip, its sick but its still ugly IMO.   

5.  and because you don't agree with my opinions, it makes me a terrible person, boohoo.       


and just to clarify, i was using levi browns tweak style of kickflip to describe what i like visually in a fliptrick.  i think wieger, kalis, cliff, the nuge, and rodrigo tx do proper looking heelflips.  i'm sure there are more dudes who got a mean one but i can't think of them right now.   


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Calling someone who is straight a homosexual is considered an insult by the majority of people in America. My sig with Steve saying he enjoys anal sex with men is obviously a joke meant to annoy Steve Berra because I think he is a kook. I don't have a hillbilly mentality like you, telling people what is masculine, what is feminine, and what characteristics define what a homosexual is. It's obvious you're an intolerant bigot


ohhh, so because the majority of america thinks being a homosexual is an insult, it makes it okay for you to use it as an insult, you know, because the masses say its okay.  so if the masses were to say its okay to call black people n-word, you'd use that as an insult to annoy someone you think is a kook?  i don't know man, thats bit of a stretch but it would completely excuse you from being a racist because the majority is okay with it.  so thats how bigoted homophobic intolerant hypocrite's mind works.   

a hillbilly mentality?  i grew up in brooklyn, fool! 

clearly you are guilty of 1, 2 and 3 maybe 4 as well. 
it must suck to know you're a feminine smelling cross dresser with bad tattoos that can't do proper heelflips.   :'( 
i'm using your feminine traits as joke to annoy you because i think you're a kook, so its all okay now.   
 

and before i forget, let me add some new ones to that list...

6.  hair care products.  if you use hairspray, gel, mousee, or any other feminine hair care products that make you look like one of those douches on jersey shore, you got problems.  also, if your shampoo smells like apples or some kind of flower or fruit, then you must be a fruitcake of some sort.  men are supposed to smell like soap not the scent of fresh peaches in a summer breeze.   


7.  tight pants.  you striving to be a ballerina or something?  if i can count how many rides you have left on your metrocard, your pants are too fuckin tight.  FYI, tights are for people who perform musicals on broadway and most men who perform on broadway give off that certain vibe you know.   


8.  trying to hard to match your outfit.  nothing wrong with putting in a little effort to make sure you look decent but when you spend a bunch of time trying to match everything theres something very feminine about it.  my mom along with every other female in america spends a ton of time trying to match their entire outfits.  the have all these accessories, matching shoes and belts, etc.   shes a female so she cares about such things so if you are a male that cares about such things, what does that make you?   
 

Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: toque on December 16, 2009, 10:20:24 PM
hah...here we go again

Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Gomez on December 17, 2009, 12:09:21 AM
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:-X  gomez clearly rockets all his fliptricks.  :-X

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i don't really like leveled fliptricks either, tweak it or GTFO.
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eh?
[close]

i don't like perfectly leveled fliptricks, it looks too robotic. 
i like my tricks done with some style, thats just my preference, nothing more.     

i.e.  lewis marnells 360 flip right at the beginning of his nike part.  nice big pop and he catches it tweaked and no stupid spread eagle crap either.
i.e.  kalis in that chicago part in the vagina thread, he does a proper tweaked back foot catch heelflip off of some shit.
i.e.  levi brown in every photo/vid, tweaked like a motherfucker just the way i like them.

 
[close]

Your opinions on cologne, homosexuals and tattoos are pretty fucked up, and now you have confirmed your opinions on skateboarding are equally as stupid. But maybe you were just raised to dislike perfectly leveled flip tricks...

I like Lindsey and I also like heelflips, preferably leveled ones
[close]

so you want to drag that stupid shit here, okay lets do this boys! 
 

1.  cologne???  oh, you mean mens perfume.  yeah theres something unmanly about smelling all fruity, flowery and delicious like some kind of chick.   its cool if you want to do it but it ain't for me.    
 

2.  my opinions on homosexuals?  no.  its my opinions what i THINK is homosexual. 
dudes that have both their ears pierced, wear all types of jewelry and braid their hair are doing what i consider are feminine acts of beautifying themselves.  i think theres something homosexual about being a cross dresser....not that theres anything wrong with that. 
BTW, your sig is making fun of steve berra by saying hes a homosexual.  so to you, being homosexual is an type of insult.  thats not blatantly hypocritical in the slightest.     
   

3.  most people have terrible tattoos, i mean the worst tattoos ever!  i feel people in biker gangs and people that serve in the military should be the only ones allowed to get them.  everyone else should just stop the madness.  hot chicks get a free pass. 


4.  i don't care for rocket or bland flat leveled fliptricks, that shit just ain't my thing.  theres a few dudes who can do proper tweaked out heelflips and i don't care to see the ugly kind.  its gnarly that someone is doing down a 20 flat 20 but i still don't want to see a rocket ass heelflip or a rocket ass switch heelflip, its sick but its still ugly IMO.   

5.  and because you don't agree with my opinions, it makes me a terrible person, boohoo.       


and just to clarify, i was using levi browns tweak style of kickflip to describe what i like visually in a fliptrick.  i think wieger, kalis, cliff, the nuge, and rodrigo tx do proper looking heelflips.  i'm sure there are more dudes who got a mean one but i can't think of them right now.   


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Calling someone who is straight a homosexual is considered an insult by the majority of people in America. My sig with Steve saying he enjoys anal sex with men is obviously a joke meant to annoy Steve Berra because I think he is a kook. I don't have a hillbilly mentality like you, telling people what is masculine, what is feminine, and what characteristics define what a homosexual is. It's obvious you're an intolerant bigot
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ohhh, so because the majority of america thinks being a homosexual is an insult, it makes it okay for you to use it as an insult, you know, because the masses say its okay.  so if the masses were to say its okay to call black people n-word, you'd use that as an insult to annoy someone you think is a kook?  i don't know man, thats bit of a stretch but it would completely excuse you from being a racist because the majority is okay with it.  so thats how bigoted homophobic intolerant hypocrite's mind works.   

a hillbilly mentality?  i grew up in brooklyn, fool! 

clearly you are guilty of 1, 2 and 3 maybe 4 as well. 
it must suck to know you're a feminine smelling cross dresser with bad tattoos that can't do proper heelflips.   :'( 
i'm using your feminine traits as joke to annoy you because i think you're a kook, so its all okay now.   
 

and before i forget, let me add some new ones to that list...

6.  hair care products.  if you use hairspray, gel, mousee, or any other feminine hair care products that make you look like one of those douches on jersey shore, you got problems.  also, if your shampoo smells like apples or some kind of flower or fruit, then you must be a fruitcake of some sort.  men are supposed to smell like soap not the scent of fresh peaches in a summer breeze.   


7.  tight pants.  you striving to be a ballerina or something?  if i can count how many rides you have left on your metrocard, your pants are too fuckin tight.  FYI, tights are for people who perform musicals on broadway and most men who perform on broadway give off that certain vibe you know.   


8.  trying to hard to match your outfit.  nothing wrong with putting in a little effort to make sure you look decent but when you spend a bunch of time trying to match everything theres something very feminine about it.  my mom along with every other female in america spends a ton of time trying to match their entire outfits.  the have all these accessories, matching shoes and belts, etc.   shes a female so she cares about such things so if you are a male that cares about such things, what does that make you?   
 


i don't rocket my flip tricks, i hate rocketed shit as well. i was talking about you hating on leveled flip tricks. nothing wrong with them. and for the high ass expectations you apparently have for every skater, i'm hoping you're fucking amazing at skateboarding, and tweak every flip trick you do.

not all cologne is "fruity" smelling or whatever. i don't wear it, but i've actually never smelled any cologne that smells like fruit or has a scent that could be mistaken for perfume. they're completely different smells and anyone who isn't a hillbilly (borrowing from cigarettebeer) can clearly recognize it.

you say you don't have a problem with homosexuals but criticize people for having homosexual qualities. i don't care if you put "not that there's anything wrong with that," kramer. clearly, you hate gay people, so just admit it.

i agree with you on tattoos, trying to hard to match, and haircare products. as long as pants are corey duffel-tight, i don't mind them.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: J_Rog on December 17, 2009, 12:25:58 AM
Wow, that was an inept waste of time. Back on topic; B&H or Pall Mall?
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: era on December 17, 2009, 12:29:45 AM
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:-X  gomez clearly rockets all his fliptricks.  :-X

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i don't really like leveled fliptricks either, tweak it or GTFO.
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eh?
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i don't like perfectly leveled fliptricks, it looks too robotic. 
i like my tricks done with some style, thats just my preference, nothing more.     

i.e.  lewis marnells 360 flip right at the beginning of his nike part.  nice big pop and he catches it tweaked and no stupid spread eagle crap either.
i.e.  kalis in that chicago part in the vagina thread, he does a proper tweaked back foot catch heelflip off of some shit.
i.e.  levi brown in every photo/vid, tweaked like a motherfucker just the way i like them.



 
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Your opinions on cologne, homosexuals and tattoos are pretty fucked up, and now you have confirmed your opinions on skateboarding are equally as stupid. But maybe you were just raised to dislike perfectly leveled flip tricks...

I like Lindsey and I also like heelflips, preferably leveled ones

Stenger levels his flip tricks and Stenger has fucking sick style.  Always psyched to see Stenger flippin his board.  You sir (The one talking about level flip tricks being lame) are an idiot.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on December 17, 2009, 03:23:56 AM
Woah I'm so gay according to faster. I still believe he's joking though, because if I follow correctly he has mentioned so many things that make us gay that probably 95% of all young men are gay.

Only out of curiousity faster: do you really not use shampoo? Do you honestly use a bar of soap to wash your hair?
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Mouth on December 17, 2009, 04:02:00 AM
This thread is a homosexual.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: rawbertson. on December 17, 2009, 05:12:52 AM
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in my experience the only people who hate on any trick are peopel who cant do them well
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Nah I'd just say heelflips especially because its such a simple trick that a lot of people cant do. I can do them prettty good off flat... but it is pretty tough to tweak them down when you are doing them down high up stairs or gaps. i admit mine rocket pretty much every time i do them down stuff but im sure i have done some nice ones too. i dont really skate high up stairs or gaps that much anymore though cause im blown out. i can also the double heelflip but those are basically elton john rocket man, especially when i think about the one i did to win the game of skate last night. but it is not impossible to level out a double heel i have done a couple good ones before.

the real place for heelflips is in and out of manuals. those i got locked. it is impossible to rocket a heelflip out of a manual. it is literally impossible the only way to do it and actually land it is to kick down and out. it looks tight as hell too and hardly anyone ever does a heelflip out of a manual on any video. heelflip nosemanny is a sick one too. i have only done it once though its really hard. but those obviously never rocket either.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on December 17, 2009, 08:01:51 AM
Again, I'm totally gay.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: boyan on December 17, 2009, 08:09:01 AM
Again, I'm totally gay.

http://www.atticuscircle.org/gay-fine-by-me

Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Narcissus on December 17, 2009, 08:16:49 AM
What about Greco's switchflip? I'm into it.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: CigaretteBeer on December 17, 2009, 08:32:23 AM
Faster I now think you're either a repressed homosexual or you are playing some Andy Coughman type joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVicCD8FmMs
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: alonelikeastone on December 17, 2009, 08:36:08 AM
So where you all think Robertson had ended up?
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: MFS on December 17, 2009, 09:10:32 AM
Faster you are a fucking joke. Fuck you and your joke of a skate shop. You probably use it as a way to lure children into your apartment.

Bigot.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: H8R part 4 on December 17, 2009, 09:32:33 AM
i don't rocket my flip tricks, i hate rocketed shit as well. i was talking about you hating on leveled flip tricks. nothing wrong with them. and for the high ass expectations you apparently have for every skater, i'm hoping you're fucking amazing at skateboarding, and tweak every flip trick you do.

not all cologne is "fruity" smelling or whatever. i don't wear it, but i've actually never smelled any cologne that smells like fruit or has a scent that could be mistaken for perfume. they're completely different smells and anyone who isn't a hillbilly (borrowing from cigarettebeer) can clearly recognize it.

you say you don't have a problem with homosexuals but criticize people for having homosexual qualities. i don't care if you put "not that there's anything wrong with that," kramer. clearly, you hate gay people, so just admit it.

i agree with you on tattoos, trying to hard to match, and haircare products. as long as pants are corey duffel-tight, i don't mind them.

i don't have high expectations, i just know what i like.  i don't understand how thats a problem for you?  i never claim to be awesome at skateboarding but i try to style my tricks out the way i prefer to seeing them done.  again, i don't understand how thats a problem for you?

i never said they smelled the same but you're right, they are completely different smells.  womens perfume smells like womens perfume, mens perfume smells like mens perfume.  your point being?  

whos criticizing homosexuals? and whos hating on gay people?  i will admit i'm criticizing straight people who do gay shit but in no way are those things the same.  

Stenger levels his flip tricks and Stenger has fucking sick style.  Always psyched to see Stenger flippin his board.  You sir (The one talking about level flip tricks being lame) are an idiot.

i'm down for stenger, he gets a free pass for being awesome even if he levels all his flip tricks.  i would still prefer if he tweaked them but i can see how that would make me an idiot.

Woah I'm so gay according to faster. I still believe he's joking though, because if I follow correctly he has mentioned so many things that make us gay that probably 95% of all young men are gay.

Only out of curiousity faster: do you really not use shampoo? Do you honestly use a bar of soap to wash your hair?

it doesn't make someone a homosexual if they're guilty of these things, they're just guilty of doing things that homosexual people do.  i don't have a problem with gay people doing gay things, i have a problem with straight people doing gay things.  like today i saw a dude who plunked his eye brows, i could tell he was straight but plunking your eyebrows is something a gay person would do.   

i use soap time to time when i run out of mens shampoo.  when i say mens shampoo, i mean the commercial on TV has only dudes in it washing their hair.  if there are chicks, flowers, bees, butterflies, and/or sounds of the wilderness or oceans, thats women shampoo.   

Faster I now think you're either a repressed homosexual or you are playing some Andy Coughman type joke.

ohh, i must be joking now but last week i was being totally serious. 
BTW, i'm a repressed homosexual that moonlights as an andy kaufman look-a-like. 

Faster you are a fucking joke. Fuck you and your joke of a skate shop. You probably use it as a way to lure children into your apartment.
Bigot.

you are clearly guility of 1,2,3, 6,7 and 8, maybe even 4?

i have a ton of questions for you, hope you can answer them all truthfully. 
don't you work at zumiez or something?  how long have you been luring little children in the backroom for one of your specials? 
as a straight person, what its like doing things that gay males and women do?  do you have a cycle, like do you ovulate now?  i bet you got more dudes approaching you.  its cool if you're gay my dude, no ones hating you for it.   i accept your choice and i wish you the best of luck in finding true happiness, after all thats what we're all looking for in the end.   

       
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: BabyKillaSeason on December 17, 2009, 09:36:22 AM
So....................

Lindsey Robertson?
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: rawbertson. on December 17, 2009, 09:46:10 AM
only robertsons should do heelflip tricks
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: MFS on December 17, 2009, 10:01:21 AM
Faster- Im 25, a father and a husband. I dont work at Zumiez but have been working in the Canadian skateboard industry for the last 7 or 8 years of my life. I wear tight pants and have since about 2001, but like what I wear is any measure of my worth as a human being. You shouldnt be even the slightest bit concerned what I wear, you are though. Plus you do it in a derogatory manner which makes you a bigot. I dont wear cologne and rarely use shampoo, but if I did it wouldn't matter, Id still be more of a man than you because of your insecurity's.

Your pathetic grey market skateshop doesn't mean shit in the conversation, I apologize for bringing it up. People like you shouldnt be part of something as equal and diverse as skateboarding, because people who are true dont give a fuck what your wearing more so if your out skating and having fun. You might want to rethink your career path, customer service and bigotry dont really go hand in hand.


Oh and I am clearly not gay as I'm married with children and am not particularly fond of Lyndsay Robertson or "tweaking my shit out".
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Watson on December 17, 2009, 10:30:20 AM
Woah dude, Faster, you always seemed cool before, you were kinda kookin it in your other cologne thread, but now you're full on kookin it bro.

You sound really really ignorant and stupid.

Also I was serious in the other thread. I want to know what you think of men who like to receive butthole pleasures from women.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Bantam on December 17, 2009, 10:42:33 AM
Faster! seems like the kind of human being that can stand in a self-dug crater with a shovel in hand and say that they're indeed not digging a hole whatsoever.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Stauffer on December 17, 2009, 11:11:54 AM
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i don't rocket my flip tricks, i hate rocketed shit as well. i was talking about you hating on leveled flip tricks. nothing wrong with them. and for the high ass expectations you apparently have for every skater, i'm hoping you're fucking amazing at skateboarding, and tweak every flip trick you do.

not all cologne is "fruity" smelling or whatever. i don't wear it, but i've actually never smelled any cologne that smells like fruit or has a scent that could be mistaken for perfume. they're completely different smells and anyone who isn't a hillbilly (borrowing from cigarettebeer) can clearly recognize it.

you say you don't have a problem with homosexuals but criticize people for having homosexual qualities. i don't care if you put "not that there's anything wrong with that," kramer. clearly, you hate gay people, so just admit it.

i agree with you on tattoos, trying to hard to match, and haircare products. as long as pants are corey duffel-tight, i don't mind them.
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i don't have high expectations, i just know what i like.  i don't understand how thats a problem for you?  i never claim to be awesome at skateboarding but i try to style my tricks out the way i prefer to seeing them done.  again, i don't understand how thats a problem for you?

i never said they smelled the same but you're right, they are completely different smells.  womens perfume smells like womens perfume, mens perfume smells like mens perfume.  your point being?  

whos criticizing homosexuals? and whos hating on gay people?  i will admit i'm criticizing straight people who do gay shit but in no way are those things the same.  

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Stenger levels his flip tricks and Stenger has fucking sick style.  Always psyched to see Stenger flippin his board.  You sir (The one talking about level flip tricks being lame) are an idiot.
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i'm down for stenger, he gets a free pass for being awesome even if he levels all his flip tricks.  i would still prefer if he tweaked them but i can see how that would make me an idiot.

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Woah I'm so gay according to faster. I still believe he's joking though, because if I follow correctly he has mentioned so many things that make us gay that probably 95% of all young men are gay.

Only out of curiousity faster: do you really not use shampoo? Do you honestly use a bar of soap to wash your hair?
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it doesn't make someone a homosexual if they're guilty of these things, they're just guilty of doing things that homosexual people do.  i don't have a problem with gay people doing gay things, i have a problem with straight people doing gay things.  like today i saw a dude who plunked his eye brows, i could tell he was straight but plunking your eyebrows is something a gay person would do.   

i use soap time to time when i run out of mens shampoo.  when i say mens shampoo, i mean the commercial on TV has only dudes in it washing their hair.  if there are chicks, flowers, bees, butterflies, and/or sounds of the wilderness or oceans, thats women shampoo.   

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Faster I now think you're either a repressed homosexual or you are playing some Andy Coughman type joke.
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ohh, i must be joking now but last week i was being totally serious. 
BTW, i'm a repressed homosexual that moonlights as an andy kaufman look-a-like. 

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Faster you are a fucking joke. Fuck you and your joke of a skate shop. You probably use it as a way to lure children into your apartment.
Bigot.
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you are clearly guility of 1,2,3, 6,7 and 8, maybe even 4?

i have a ton of questions for you, hope you can answer them all truthfully. 
don't you work at zumiez or something?  how long have you been luring little children in the backroom for one of your specials? 
as a straight person, what its like doing things that gay males and women do?  do you have a cycle, like do you ovulate now?  i bet you got more dudes approaching you.  its cool if you're gay my dude, no ones hating you for it.   i accept your choice and i wish you the best of luck in finding true happiness, after all thats what we're all looking for in the end.   

       



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How can a grown-ass man be as close-minded/stupid/ignorant as this? It is mind-boggling. He has a nice little box for "things that gay men do" and a nice little box for "things that straight men do" and GODDAMN FIRE AND BRIMSTONE if the contents of them boxes get mixed up. Who are you to define exclusively what it is that men are to do and gay men/women are to do? There was recently a study conducted on a man who was determined to be pathologically insane due to his sexual insecurities (he had erectile dysfunction). Your opinions echo his to a degree that borders on frightening.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: H8R part 4 on December 17, 2009, 12:09:51 PM
Faster- Im 25, a father and a husband. I dont work at Zumiez but have been working in the Canadian skateboard industry for the last 7 or 8 years of my life. I wear tight pants and have since about 2001, but like what I wear is any measure of my worth as a human being. You shouldnt be even the slightest bit concerned what I wear, you are though. Plus you do it in a derogatory manner which makes you a bigot. I dont wear cologne and rarely use shampoo, but if I did it wouldn't matter, Id still be more of a man than you because of your insecurity's.

Your pathetic grey market skateshop doesn't mean shit in the conversation, I apologize for bringing it up. People like you shouldnt be part of something as equal and diverse as skateboarding, because people who are true dont give a fuck what your wearing more so if your out skating and having fun. You might want to rethink your career path, customer service and bigotry dont really go hand in hand.


Oh and I am clearly not gay as I'm married with children and am not particularly fond of Lyndsay Robertson or "tweaking my shit out".

oh so you work at west49 then.

how is my opinion derogatory?  you must think that someone being gay is something bad/negative.  wouldn't that make you the hypocritical homophobic bigot?     

i don't care about the way you dress, what you smell like or anything else yo do.  why do you feel i'm singling you out?  why get all bent out of shape?  is there some truth in what i'm saying?  why so insecure?  why do you even care?   

straight people who do gay things can have children, how does that change the fact that straight males are doing things that gay people partake in? 

Woah dude, Faster, you always seemed cool before, you were kinda kookin it in your other cologne thread, but now you're full on kookin it bro.

You sound really really ignorant and stupid.

Also I was serious in the other thread. I want to know what you think of men who like to receive butthole pleasures from women.

i love how my opinion on straight people doing gay things negates my coolness.  thats not ignorant or stupid and i'm obviously full-on kookin it.  how am i homophobic?  because i'm pointing out shit that gay people do?  how am i the one that ignorant/stupid one when you can't actually read or comprehend what i'm posting?   instead you make up your own version of my opinions then put a spin on it to make it into something negative to try and turn it around on me.  you should be in politics, you'd be great at it.   
     
men who like to receive butthole pleasures from women are more than likely homosexuals.  its cool though, as i said before, i don't have a problem with gay people who do gay things, i have a problem with straight people who do gay things. 

Faster! seems like the kind of human being that can stand in a self-dug crater with a shovel in hand and say that they're indeed not digging a hole whatsoever.

how am i digging a hole exactly?  because the oh so feminine slap consensus says so?  its not my fault some of these dudes are into smelling pretty and cross dressing.  gay people can do it but when straight people do it, they're crossed the line.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How can a grown-ass man be as close-minded/stupid/ignorant as this? It is mind-boggling. He has a nice little box for "things that gay men do" and a nice little box for "things that straight men do" and GODDAMN FIRE AND BRIMSTONE if the contents of them boxes get mixed up. Who are you to define exclusively what it is that men are to do and gay men/women are to do? There was recently a study conducted on a man who was determined to be pathologically insane due to his sexual insecurities (he had erectile dysfunction). Your opinions echo his to a degree that borders on frightening.

how am i close minded?  i'm just pointing out things that straight people do that gay people also do. 

yes theres a nice little box for being gay and not being gay.  thats why there are straight people and gay people.  if you like males, you're gay.  if you like females, you're straight.  theres no right or wrong, whats the problem? 
 
i'm not authority on anything that is straight or gay, i don't believe i said anything of the sort.  why take my post so literally as if it was specifically meant for you?

why does everybody think when someone says "gay" its something negative?  nothing could be further from the truth.  being gay is totally awesome!  being a straight person and doing gay things is not so awesome.  whats the problem?     

   
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Watson on December 17, 2009, 12:15:28 PM
i love how my opinion on straight people doing gay things negates my coolness.  thats not ignorant or stupid and i'm obviously full-on kookin it.  how am i homophobic?  because i'm pointing out shit that gay people do?  how am i the one that ignorant/stupid one when you can't actually read or comprehend what i'm posting?   instead you make up your own version of my opinions then put a spin on it to make it into something negative to try and turn it around on me.  you should be in politics, you'd be great at it.  
     
men who like to receive butthole pleasures from women are more than likely homosexuals.  its cool though, as i said before, i don't have a problem with gay people who do gay things, i have a problem with straight people who do gay things.

What the fuck are you talking about? I CAN read and comprehend what you are posting. And I think it's a silly and ignorant point of view to think if someone's shampoo smells like peaches or apples then they are a sissy boy who may be a homosexual.

I didn't make up any version of your opinions and, I didn't put any spins on them to make them negative, and I didn't try and turn it around on you. Read my post. All I said is that you're coming off as sounding very ignorant.

You got a serious case of the Berras goin on here.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: H8R part 4 on December 17, 2009, 12:34:00 PM
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i love how my opinion on straight people doing gay things negates my coolness.  thats not ignorant or stupid and i'm obviously full-on kookin it.  how am i homophobic?  because i'm pointing out shit that gay people do?  how am i the one that ignorant/stupid one when you can't actually read or comprehend what i'm posting?   instead you make up your own version of my opinions then put a spin on it to make it into something negative to try and turn it around on me.  you should be in politics, you'd be great at it.  
     
men who like to receive butthole pleasures from women are more than likely homosexuals.  its cool though, as i said before, i don't have a problem with gay people who do gay things, i have a problem with straight people who do gay things.
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What the fuck are you talking about? I CAN read and comprehend what you are posting. And I think it's a silly and ignorant point of view to think if someone's shampoo smells like peaches or apples then they are a sissy boy who may be a homosexual.

I didn't make up any version of your opinions and, I didn't put any spins on them to make them negative, and I didn't try and turn it around on you. Read my post. All I said is that you're coming off as sounding very ignorant.

You got a serious case of the Berras goin on here.

why don't you read my post then?  because its seems you made your own assumptions of what i was saying.  like i was bashing gay people/gay culture in someway when i've done nothing of the sort.  but thats how you dudes are trying to sell it right?   

if your shampoo smells like apples and peaches then you smell like a chick.  dudes who smell like chicks are usually gay.  how is that an insult?  unless you think being gay is some kind of insult? 
i know it was pointed out earlier that the majority of people in america think its an insult to be gay, so its alright for you to think that being gay is something negative.  the majority says so.

but you dudes are right, i'm a homophobic bigot even though i haven't said one negative about gay people. 
if anything my posts would suggest that i'm a heterophobic bigot because i've only had negative things to say about straight people.

Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: cold budweisers on December 17, 2009, 12:39:03 PM
damn faster, you are kooking it to an unbelievable extent.
regardless of sexuality, people can act however the fuck they want. what don't you understand about that and why do you keep defending such a regular ass opinion?
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Cthulhu! on December 17, 2009, 12:43:02 PM
if your shampoo smells like apples and peaches then you smell like a chick.  dudes who smell like chicks are usually gay. 

Maybe I just want to smell nice.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: boyan on December 17, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
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if your shampoo smells like apples and peaches then you smell like a chick.  dudes who smell like chicks are usually gay. 
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Maybe I just want to smell nice.
I second that
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: H8R part 4 on December 17, 2009, 01:36:44 PM
damn faster, you are kooking it to an unbelievable extent.
regardless of sexuality, people can act however the fuck they want. what don't you understand about that and why do you keep defending such a regular ass opinion?

straight people, gay people, all people are free to do whatever they want, just like i'm free to post my regular ass opinion on what activities that i think both straight people and gay people partake in. 
i get it, its okay for you dudes to post your opinions on peoples religious choices(berra, josiah) but its not okay for me to post my opinions on peoples sexuality?   thats some double standard you got going there.     
 
i'm not defending my regular ass opinion, i'm explaining it to those who can't read and comprehend up in this piece.  i went from being a homophobic bigot to closed minded homosexual that says things in a derogatory manner, i'm ignorant, i'm stupid, i'm regular, and now i'm just straight kookin it!   i don't know my dudes, why not just pick something and stick with it?  instead of reaching for straws trying to find a new way to spin this back at me in some negative way.

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if your shampoo smells like apples and peaches then you smell like a chick.  dudes who smell like chicks are usually gay. 
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Maybe I just want to smell nice.
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I second that

i'll third it. 
i don't see anything wrong it either but i think we can agree theres a difference between wanting to smell clean and wanting to smell like a woman.   
 
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Baby Rabies on December 17, 2009, 01:46:27 PM
Man, Faster! you are a goon.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Makaveli on December 17, 2009, 02:01:45 PM
Faster, you need to quit, man.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on December 17, 2009, 02:08:25 PM
My gf has some peach lotion and I totally hate the way it smells, I'm no longer gay!
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: brent on December 17, 2009, 02:15:59 PM
don't worry guys. faster! is just drunk again, he's just kidding
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: H8R part 4 on December 17, 2009, 02:43:28 PM
My gf has some peach lotion and I totally hate the way it smells, I'm no longer gay!
i knew you'd come around! 

don't worry guys. faster! is just drunk again, he's just kidding

you dudes turned into some lynching session trying to turn everything around on me.  much like people are trying to do now other than this time i'm actually sober and can defend myself.  now you dudes are all failing horribly and getting called out on your own homophobia and insecurities.  



i think its sad how many of the so called pals pretend to be cool with you but if enough people jump on the hate wagon, they'll quickly turn against you and forget everything else.  half you guys are the furthest thing from being pals, most of you only come here waiting to tear someone down whenever the chance arises much like a bunch of douche bag jocks would.  its sad to begin with but its even more sad for the dudes who are their 20s and 30s that stay doing it around here like its some cool shit....let get him!  don't worry, i got your back, i'll gnar you man....its fucking pathetic.             

   
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: boyan on December 17, 2009, 02:52:29 PM
but c'mon, apples?

they smell good, man or woman
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: lurk daddy on December 17, 2009, 02:53:49 PM
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don't worry guys. faster! is just drunk again, he's just kidding
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i think its sad how many of the so called pals pretend to be cool with you but if enough people jump on the hate wagon, they'll quickly turn against you and forget everything else.  half you guys are the furthest thing from being pals, most of you only come here waiting to tear someone down whenever the chance arises much like a bunch of douche bag jocks would.  its sad to begin with but its even more sad for the dudes who are their 20s and 30s that stay doing it around here like its some cool shit....let get him!  don't worry, i got your back, i'll gnar you man....its fucking pathetic.             

   
u suck just as bad as the guys yer talking about
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: brent on December 17, 2009, 03:10:13 PM
i can honestly say that i'm not jumping on some faster! "hate wagon" because i've always thought you sucked
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Prison Wallet on December 17, 2009, 03:10:36 PM
I'm super skinny but only drink diet soda. And I'm married to a woman.

Straight dude acting gay?
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Stauffer on December 17, 2009, 03:13:33 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How can a grown-ass man be as close-minded/stupid/ignorant as this? It is mind-boggling. He has a nice little box for "things that gay men do" and a nice little box for "things that straight men do" and GODDAMN FIRE AND BRIMSTONE if the contents of them boxes get mixed up. Who are you to define exclusively what it is that men are to do and gay men/women are to do? There was recently a study conducted on a man who was determined to be pathologically insane due to his sexual insecurities (he had erectile dysfunction). Your opinions echo his to a degree that borders on frightening.

how am i close minded?  i'm just pointing out things that straight people do that gay people also do. 

yes theres a nice little box for being gay and not being gay.  thats why there are straight people and gay people.  if you like males, you're gay.  if you like females, you're straight.  theres no right or wrong, whats the problem? 
 
i'm not authority on anything that is straight or gay, i don't believe i said anything of the sort.  why take my post so literally as if it was specifically meant for you?

why does everybody think when someone says "gay" its something negative?  nothing could be further from the truth.  being gay is totally awesome!  being a straight person and doing gay things is not so awesome.  whats the problem?     
   

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You are amazing. I never once insinuated that you claimed that being gay was either good or bad.

You do not limit the boundaries of your definition of homosexuality to having an amorous attraction to the same sex as you just claimed. Your boxes encompass such things as "tight trousers" (which are designed specifically for actors in Broadway musicals? HAHAHA) shampoo with labels that have flowers on them, and having matching clothes. This is why your boxes exemplify your close-mindedness. You are very much acting the authority of what constitutes being gay and what doesn't. What if someone just likes the smell of apples? What if someone matches their clothing because certain girls find it attractive and said guy wants to get in these girls' pants? What if someone wears tight pants for the same reasons? All your frog-looking-out-of-a-well perspective affords you is the thought that since girls do these things if a guy does them too he must be girly and thus gay. That is why it smells of masculine insecurity, because you are able to focus on nothing else in regards to the criteria you've given.

Take your post literally? Am I supposed to find metaphorical meaning in you calling straight, male users of scented shampoo being straight people acting gay? Or take it less literally? I didn't know there were varying degrees to literalism, unless you are trying to say that your claim is half-assed and shouldn't be taken seriously.

The problem is you are using arbitrary, close-minded (for the aforementioned reasons), and bigoted criteria to judge others (not as being gay or not gay and that being a good or bad thing, but in saying that straight-man-acting-gay is bad).

Jesus Christ, Amen.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: J_Rog on December 17, 2009, 03:17:16 PM
damn faster, you are kooking it to an unbelievable extent.
regardless of sexuality, people can act however the fuck they want. what don't you understand about that and why do you keep defending such a regular ass opinion?
No. you know, if I acted however the 'fuck I want' I'd be in jail for the rest of my life. However, I'm sure if my desires included anal fisting and mincing about like Will & Grace someone would give me a fucking medal.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: BriDen on December 17, 2009, 03:33:19 PM
I'm super skinny but only drink diet soda. And I'm married to a woman.

Straight dude acting gay?

A wedding ring is a piece of jewelry, so according to my calculations...






(http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/i-am-gayer-than-you.jpg)
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: kilgore. on December 17, 2009, 03:41:42 PM
this topic really needs a photo of you "faster!" we gotta see what type of dude is sayin' all of this.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: H8R part 4 on December 17, 2009, 03:52:43 PM
but c'mon, apples?
they smell good, man or woman

i like eating apples, i like drinking apple juice, i don't care to smell like apples.
its fine if you do though, i'm not knocking you.

u suck just as bad as the guys yer talking about


i don't think i've ever played get the kook like a lot of these dudes like to do.  i didn't even realize you had a problem with me?  i think this may be the first time you've even replied to one of my posts but okay.

i can honestly say that i'm not jumping on some faster! "hate wagon" because i've always thought you sucked

you mentioned this before and i feel the same way.
you never have anything relevant to say and you post only to be a dick to people, kind of like you're doing now.
but hey, at least you're consistent.

I'm super skinny but only drink diet soda. And I'm married to a woman.
Straight dude acting gay?

nothing wrong with being skinny.  nothing wrong with diet soda unless you order a double cheeseburger deluxe with a side of chili cheese fries thinking you're going to lose weight. you seem pretty straight to me.    

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I'm super skinny but only drink diet soda. And I'm married to a woman.
Straight dude acting gay?
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A wedding ring is a piece of jewelry, so according to my calculations...

nope.  i said wedding rings and watches are okay.
earrings, necklaces, and bracelets are questionable.

this topic really needs a photo of you "faster!" we gotta see what type of dude is sayin' all of this.

put your slap detective hat on and find me.
i'm sure theres pictures of me out there that are begging for a photococking
seriously though, why do you want to see me so bad?, its kind of disturbing...

   
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Watson on December 17, 2009, 04:04:19 PM
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i love how my opinion on straight people doing gay things negates my coolness.  thats not ignorant or stupid and i'm obviously full-on kookin it.  how am i homophobic?  because i'm pointing out shit that gay people do?  how am i the one that ignorant/stupid one when you can't actually read or comprehend what i'm posting?   instead you make up your own version of my opinions then put a spin on it to make it into something negative to try and turn it around on me.  you should be in politics, you'd be great at it.  
     
men who like to receive butthole pleasures from women are more than likely homosexuals.  its cool though, as i said before, i don't have a problem with gay people who do gay things, i have a problem with straight people who do gay things.
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What the fuck are you talking about? I CAN read and comprehend what you are posting. And I think it's a silly and ignorant point of view to think if someone's shampoo smells like peaches or apples then they are a sissy boy who may be a homosexual.

I didn't make up any version of your opinions and, I didn't put any spins on them to make them negative, and I didn't try and turn it around on you. Read my post. All I said is that you're coming off as sounding very ignorant.

You got a serious case of the Berras goin on here.
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why don't you read my post then?  because its seems you made your own assumptions of what i was saying.  like i was bashing gay people/gay culture in someway when i've done nothing of the sort.  but thats how you dudes are trying to sell it right?   

if your shampoo smells like apples and peaches then you smell like a chick.  dudes who smell like chicks are usually gay.  how is that an insult?  unless you think being gay is some kind of insult? 
i know it was pointed out earlier that the majority of people in america think its an insult to be gay, so its alright for you to think that being gay is something negative.  the majority says so.

but you dudes are right, i'm a homophobic bigot even though i haven't said one negative about gay people. 
if anything my posts would suggest that i'm a heterophobic bigot because i've only had negative things to say about straight people.

Dude, you're the one making assumption of what I'M saying, and the one who is not reading my posts. Read them. Find one part where I call you homophobic, or where I saw the majority of people blah blah fuckin blah.

All I said is that you sound like a fucking idiot, and I am guessing you are a fucking idiot.

i think its sad how many of the so called pals pretend to be cool with you but if enough people jump on the hate wagon, they'll quickly turn against you and forget everything else.    

Or do you think it's possible that people just disagree with your ignorant, stupid opinions regarding the rules of masculinity? No hate wagon, just that people think what you're saying is stupid.

You're right, you have the right to have whatever opinion you want about what a man should or should not do, no matter how stupid and ignorant it is. We all have the right to tell you how stupid and ignorant we think you're being.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: bbk on December 17, 2009, 04:05:47 PM
It's kinda funny how absoloutly everyone can see how stipid faster is being, not a single post defending him or agreeing with him.


Oh, faster, you said you respected someones "choice" of being homosexual... that's really all you need right there
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: J_Rog on December 17, 2009, 04:13:03 PM
this topic really needs a photo of you "faster!" we gotta see what type of dude is sayin' all of this.
Yes, because as Martin Luther King famously said "I dream of a day when we judge everyone on the way the look, and NOT the content of their character". Jesus, you really are a feckless moron.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: kilgore. on December 17, 2009, 04:38:21 PM
ay yo mr. 4th quarter, i just want the whole package for some visual aide, i've done enough judging on this goon's character, i just wouldn't mind seein' what head it's comin' from, you freckled asshole.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: H8R part 4 on December 17, 2009, 04:40:59 PM
It's kinda funny how absoloutly everyone can see how stipid faster is being, not a single post defending him or agreeing with him.


Oh, faster, you said you respected someones "choice" of being homosexual... that's really all you need right there

its absoloutly stipid that you can't even spell absolutely or stupid.  stupid.  :D


i didn't post that shit to get people to defend me or agree with me.
i'm just not trying to have these dudes throwing this bullshit in my face every time i post. 
and the best way to deal with bullshit is to air it out, and if they get it out of their system and let it go, we can all go about our lives.
i want to be able to chill here and not have to fend off people the whole time, fuck that, this is my spot as much as its theirs you know.       
so thats why i posted it.
 

 
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: bbk on December 17, 2009, 04:49:00 PM
typos means that people are dumb, it does not happen all the time. also, english is my first language, so you sure showed me, huh?
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: kevbo999 on December 17, 2009, 04:53:06 PM
You're STILL writing out paragraphs!?  Everyone agrees that the shit you're saying is just plain wrong.  Whoever raised you fucked up.  Seriously just focus and start over without voicing your thick headed opinions.  No one will ever take Faster! seriously after this shitstorm.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: J_Rog on December 17, 2009, 04:59:55 PM
I don't think what he has said is wrong. He just didn't word it very well. This "tolerance" nonsense was handled already in that gerbil up the ass episode of South Park.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Mouth on December 17, 2009, 07:26:58 PM
I take it back. This thread is a pimp.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Beer Wizard on December 17, 2009, 07:53:34 PM
I take it back. This thread is a pimp.
Got to say... When I clicked on a thread titled Lindsey Robertson, I was not expecting this.

Slap: expect the unexpected
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: toque on December 17, 2009, 08:40:56 PM
so we now know the deal about straight guys who do gay stuff.  I'm curious how you feel about gay guys who act straight?  do you "have a problem" with a gay guy who doesn't wear jewelry, tight pants, or cologne?
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Gomez on December 17, 2009, 08:59:51 PM
so we now know the deal about straight guys who do gay stuff.  I'm curious how you feel about gay guys who act straight?  do you "have a problem" with a gay guy who doesn't wear jewelry, tight pants, or cologne?
yes. essentially, you have a problem with people that don't perpetuate stereotypes cut out for them. i haven't eaten fried chicken or watermelon in months, so i guess i'm no longer black.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: lurk daddy on December 17, 2009, 09:17:36 PM
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so we now know the deal about straight guys who do gay stuff.  I'm curious how you feel about gay guys who act straight?  do you "have a problem" with a gay guy who doesn't wear jewelry, tight pants, or cologne?
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yes. essentially, you have a problem with people that don't perpetuate stereotypes cut out for them. i haven't eaten fried chicken or watermelon in months, so i guess i'm no longer black.
yer black,  u just have some problems.
i cant go very long without fried chicken, gets me equally as stoked as skateboarding does.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Gordon Ramsay on December 17, 2009, 09:30:01 PM
Faster! in a nutshell :

(http://jayviedistor.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/gay-heart.jpg)

Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: nice weather on December 18, 2009, 09:41:29 AM
You're STILL writing out paragraphs!?  Everyone agrees that the shit you're saying is just plain wrong.  Whoever raised you fucked up.  Seriously just focus and start over without voicing your thick headed opinions.  No one will ever take Faster! seriously after this shitstorm.
take the advice.
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: vince the stud on December 18, 2009, 09:51:30 AM
sick tread
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Baby Rabies on December 18, 2009, 10:11:29 AM
(http://mcneillr.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lemmiwinks.jpg)
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: ASSHOLES and ELBOW GREASE on December 18, 2009, 10:24:07 AM
Poor Lindsey Roberton, if you guys were all arguing with faster! in person at some indoor skatepark or something, you'd all look like kooks. And faster! would be on point. How can you not be embarrassed as an adult male buying women's shampoo at the grocery store? Holy shit what kind of skaters argue about shampoo to this degree?

And Watson, you whore out your blog everyday on here, talking shit, so you sound tough, you're just like Steve Berra, but will never be as big time as him.

And for the record I was drunk as shit in my thread, I was 2 watermelon 4 Lokos deep by page 8 or so, I forget, you can see typos eventually, and I had Beauty and the Beast playing while the whole thing was going down. Funny how typing shit up can be taken out of context?  ::)

Maybe I'll wash my hair with watermelon 4 Loko, so I will smell good for everyone. A man and woman sent all in one, satisfy everyone with that, 2 birds with on stone, you see. (I met a physiatrist yesterday, and after every brilliant point he made, he said under his breath, "see", "you see", really awesome)  ;)

Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on December 18, 2009, 10:46:27 AM
I fuck the faces of physiatrists
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: Watson on December 18, 2009, 11:53:32 PM
And Watson, you whore out your blog everyday on here, talking shit, so you sound tough, you're just like Steve Berra, but will never be as big time as him.

How do I whore it out? By having it in my signature? I've posted like two links to my blog pretty much ever on these boards. Anything else was posted by someone else. Call 911. Prove me wrong.

You're grasping at straws Bugs. I wish I was around for your 2 watermelon 4 Lokos deep breakdown. I heard you had this to say about me: "Agahsgdgv watson fucakachahah glahahadhekee".
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 18, 2009, 11:59:40 PM
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And Watson, you whore out your blog everyday on here, talking shit, so you sound tough, you're just like Steve Berra, but will never be as big time as him.
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How do I whore it out? By having it in my signature? I've posted like two links to my blog pretty much ever on these boards. Anything else was posted by someone else. Call 911. Prove me wrong.

You're grasping at straws Bugs. I wish I was around for your 2 watermelon 4 Lokos deep breakdown. I heard you had this to say about me: "Agahsgdgv watson fucakachahah glahahadhekee".

verbatim...
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: PsychOut on December 19, 2009, 12:43:43 AM
(http://mcneillr.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lemmiwinks.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9xPlmOnLEQ
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: get some on December 19, 2009, 01:20:27 AM
, I was 2 watermelon 4 Lokos deep by page 8 or so, I forget, you can see typos eventually, and I had Beauty and the Beast playing while the whole thing was going down. Funny how typing shit up can be taken out of context?  ::)

Maybe I'll wash my hair with watermelon 4 Loko, so I will smell good for everyone.

That stuff smells and tastes like shit, a nice future alcoholics drink, a real childish form of alcohol. No self-respecting human admits to drinking that stinking ass garbage. That's all this alcoholic kid I know drinks and he's always burping up this noxious mix of watermelon 4 loko, cigarettes and stomach bile of mcdonalds or carls j or whatever shit he ate that day. Kid is just the epitome of the 21st century clueless suburban man-child who communicates in unintelligible sentences, doesn't want to work or help out in any way and yet still somehow thinks everybody owes him something.

BTW if you have to make up excuses pertaining to your state of drunkenness to cover your ass, you are a straight up bitch.

PS I have no idea what y'all are talking about, I just really hate 4loco and people who make excuses for their behavior and I saw both in your post so I thought I'd let you know, you are a straight bitch. I can see it from here. 
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: The Situation on December 19, 2009, 01:46:09 AM
YOU GUYS DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE SITUATION!
THE SITUATION HAS HEELFLIPS FOR DAYS
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: frenchtoast on December 27, 2009, 03:56:31 PM
SO WHERE DID LINDSEY ROBERTSON GO
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: frig deuce on December 27, 2009, 08:50:24 PM
SO WHERE DID LINDSEY ROBERTSON GO

hes outta the game, heel bruise
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: wake and bacon on December 28, 2009, 08:54:36 AM
how ironic LOL
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: TheFreshSC on December 28, 2009, 04:17:39 PM
how ironic LOL
Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: CigaretteBeer on December 28, 2009, 04:51:26 PM
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how ironic LOL
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Title: Re: Lindsey Robertson
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on December 28, 2009, 04:55:03 PM
 :D!!