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Title: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on June 15, 2010, 11:58:39 AM
Design a board graphic for Selfish.

PRIZE:

(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/6489/modbox.png)



Contest ends:  Friday, June 25th @ NOON (PST)

Entry limit:  Nonexistent.  Enter as many as your heart desires.




Good luck and make them good!



Some links to templates for all the lazy people:

http://rlv.zcache.com/skateboard_template-p186380544289142960qia3_400.jpg
http://rlv.zcache.com/gradient_blue_black_skateboard_template-p186392183419761975qia4_400.jpg
http://www.multiwp.com/wp-content/uploads/skateboard-template.jpg
http://rlv.zcache.com/skateboard_template-p186380544289142960ywsr_328.jpg
http://www.abc.net.au/abc3/goodgamesp/comps/SKATEBOARD_TEMPLATE.jpg
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ticklefingers on June 15, 2010, 12:01:17 PM
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shellfish would have been cooler
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(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/8411/jeremefush.jpg)
(http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/1729/jeremefush2.jpg)


yum

(http://www.slapmagazine.com/Forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=44851.0;attach=1740;image)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Sleazy on June 15, 2010, 12:06:06 PM
god damn, over before it began
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ticklefingers on June 15, 2010, 12:13:18 PM
god damn, over before it began


the bar is set pretty high but i'm sure they can be beat
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on June 15, 2010, 12:32:32 PM
lol, whats in the modbox?  Whitley's change?
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: friendly dave on June 15, 2010, 01:32:05 PM
Looks like it's time for me to steal a copy of photoshop again. :)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ticklefingers on June 15, 2010, 01:47:14 PM
lol, whats in the modbox?  Whitley's change?

mark, bantam and i are going to put together a dope prize. throughout the week we'll let you know whats in it.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: boyan on June 15, 2010, 02:39:14 PM
this really didn't turn out like I had in mind, but

(http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/2416/jeremefish.jpg)


(http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/6587/wenningcopy.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Inbred Jed on June 15, 2010, 03:17:49 PM
Wow, I didn't know Jereme's new business venture was so risky. I hope he is careful.....

http://www.businessinsider.com/trader-nearly-dies-after-a-fish-jumps-into-his-mouth-2010-6

Fish Trader Nearly Dies After A Fish Jumps Into His Mouth

An Indian trader holding a bag of fish preparing to sell them got a surprise when all of a sudden, a fish jumped into his mouth.

According to the Mysore Evening News, an Indian online newspaper, Mohamad Kunhi, a fish trader from nearby Ka-sargod, has the good will of three teams of doctors to thank for his life.

After it jumped into his mouth, the fish made its way inside the trader's lungs. He started choking and he nearly died. He probably would have were it not for the final team of doctors who found the fish inside of his lungs and extricated it.

First, two separate teams of doctors in different hospitals passed him off to other hospitals to give the extrication a go.

To finally remove the fish from his lungs, a complicated procedure, doctors had to work on Mohamad for over an hour.

Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on June 15, 2010, 03:33:35 PM
Looks like it's time for me to steal a copy of photoshop again. :)

Happy birthday!  You won the Enjoi graphic contest last year, so I have high expectations of you.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: CNieratko on June 15, 2010, 04:48:30 PM
(http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af342/cnieratko/Shellfish.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Cthulhu! on June 15, 2010, 05:06:50 PM
I'm suing you for plagiarism^ 



anyway, I just made their entire catalog.


Shellfish Winter 2010

Jereme pro model   
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn216/chumbawumba1/jrrrr.jpg)

Jereme cruiser shape       
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn216/chumbawumba1/shlf.jpg)

Jereme David and Goliath collabo board 
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn216/chumbawumba1/iam.jpg)

Wenning pro model   
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn216/chumbawumba1/bw.jpg)

Shellfish logo board   
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn216/chumbawumba1/jerem.jpg)

Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: chillout on June 15, 2010, 05:28:20 PM
(http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac215/illskate227/shellfish.jpg?t=1276648071)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ALT on June 15, 2010, 05:56:22 PM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/157kile.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: CNieratko on June 15, 2010, 06:12:19 PM
(http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af342/cnieratko/Shellfish424.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on June 15, 2010, 06:13:16 PM
Fuck!  This is already amazing!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: CNieratko on June 15, 2010, 06:33:36 PM
(http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af342/cnieratko/Shellfishcruiser.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ALT on June 15, 2010, 06:38:28 PM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/nmhkro.png)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: 5inchDick on June 15, 2010, 06:39:51 PM
HOLY FUCK THIS THREAD IS RULING MY LIFE !!!!!

SO GOOD
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Gnarwhal on June 15, 2010, 06:43:55 PM
watch rogers use everyone of these as a graphic
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: CNieratko on June 15, 2010, 06:53:06 PM
(http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af342/cnieratko/assemblySHILF002realshilf_shelf2.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ALT on June 15, 2010, 07:07:43 PM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/kb9j88.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: no fun on June 15, 2010, 07:17:52 PM
(http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad215/pwcameron/SelfishJRBlastoffdeck.jpg?t=1276654641)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Jupiter on June 15, 2010, 07:30:00 PM
ahahahahahahahahaha

Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: jalopy james on June 15, 2010, 07:30:48 PM
best thread going right now.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on June 15, 2010, 08:02:22 PM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/16i6ski.png)
(http://i46.tinypic.com/1zl66tt.png)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: DevilOnEnzyte on June 15, 2010, 08:18:27 PM
hahahahaahahah

Amazing.

I wish I had the creativity to be creative and shit.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: TheFreshSC on June 15, 2010, 08:24:18 PM
(http://imgur.com/iRvn8.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Locbrew on June 15, 2010, 09:02:28 PM
(http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac145/locbrew/rogerthat.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Donkey Lips on June 15, 2010, 09:10:44 PM
How do i make a visual representation of the skate talk recording of Jereme doing coc?
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: TheFreshSC on June 15, 2010, 09:14:07 PM
How do i make a visual representation of the skate talk recording of Jereme doing coke?


(http://i46.tinypic.com/1zl66tt.png)

Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Feelthis! on June 15, 2010, 09:18:52 PM
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j252/atraboulsi/SELFISH.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Davy on June 15, 2010, 09:35:28 PM
Pro model, logo board
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Mad Lauder on June 15, 2010, 09:37:41 PM
(http://i884.photobucket.com/albums/ac49/warrengt/JRBoard.jpg)
(http://i884.photobucket.com/albums/ac49/warrengt/milkthecowselfish.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: no fun on June 15, 2010, 09:38:41 PM
(http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad215/pwcameron/Cocainesahelluvadrug.jpg?t=1276663039)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on June 15, 2010, 09:42:20 PM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/157kile.jpg)

I like this, haha
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: StabMasterArson on June 15, 2010, 10:02:01 PM
this is what I missed about the slap board.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: chillout on June 15, 2010, 10:42:59 PM
(http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac215/illskate227/jeremeselfish.jpg?t=1276666920)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: iliketoskateboardandstuff on June 15, 2010, 10:45:18 PM
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac39/iltsbas/SELFISH.jpg?t=1276667078)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: few123456789 on June 15, 2010, 11:06:55 PM
Am I the only one that really appreciates JR?  For one, this shit is hilarious, and so he provides a lot of entertainment.  Number two, he seems to at least have a good attitude about his haters as opposed to the skate god I won't even mention. 

JR provides entertainment.  I can dig that. 

Keep up the graphics.  This shit would sell off the charts.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: gandzha on June 16, 2010, 12:14:52 AM
Man, some of these graphics should be pressed on boards
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Mr.Blonde on June 16, 2010, 12:22:56 AM
So far these get my votes,
(http://imgur.com/iRvn8.jpg)
(http://i46.tinypic.com/1zl66tt.png)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: burm on June 16, 2010, 01:04:30 AM
Luckily I don't have Photoshop at work, and I've tried doing board graphics with Paint before, because otherwise I'd get no work done due to ferociously combining JR, shellfish and random genitalia.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on June 16, 2010, 01:23:52 AM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/15hofgz.png)
(http://i48.tinypic.com/j64dp5.png)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: dolphinstyle. on June 16, 2010, 01:47:53 AM
(http://www.fotos-hochladen.net/shellyu6m9sev.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: noileum on June 16, 2010, 02:54:21 AM
Team wheel logo perhaps?

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1290/4705322087_554a25c2d1.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Mr.Jenkins on June 16, 2010, 03:02:57 AM
This got me confused. Is this contest done with JR approval, like for real? Cause if it isnt, it kind of feel a bit fucked up, bully him like this by a mod on a forum big as this.. Dont get me wrong, i think this dude is a kook as much as any other, and come on, selfish? jeez. But this forum is a part of the industry, and say whatever you want, its a guys company your trying to ruin.. sort of.

hilarious graphics though.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Mr.Blonde on June 16, 2010, 03:07:52 AM
This got me confused. Is this contest done with JR approval, like for real? Cause if it isnt, it kind of feel a bit fucked up, bully him like this by a mod on a forum big as this.. Dont get me wrong, i think this dude is a kook as much as any other, and come on, selfish? jeez. But this forum is a part of the industry, and say whatever you want, its a guys company your trying to ruin.. sort of.

hilarious graphics though.

(http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/san-antonio/21062d1212810142-san-antonio-off-topic-thread-srsly_gtfo.gif)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: pube tube on June 16, 2010, 03:08:40 AM
Mr. jenkins, you sir, are a pussy.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: boyan on June 16, 2010, 04:03:34 AM
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2266/jeremefush22copy.jpg)

(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/7043/jr1e.jpg)

(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/2026/friendsh2.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: KillHumans on June 16, 2010, 05:02:20 AM
(http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad215/pwcameron/SelfishJRBlastoffdeck.jpg?t=1276654641)
I lol'd
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Mevs on June 16, 2010, 05:25:16 AM
Om nom nom


(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4074/4746963948_9ee1eb2056_o.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Mr.Blonde on June 16, 2010, 05:44:51 AM
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2660/jeremefush222copy.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Sleazy on June 16, 2010, 06:13:40 AM
this turned out really well. almost makes up for j standing us up on the pals questions.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Cthulhu! on June 16, 2010, 06:15:41 AM
Luckily I don't have Photoshop at work, and I've tried doing board graphics with Paint before, because otherwise I'd get no work done due to ferociously combining JR, shellfish and random genitalia.

I know you probably can't tell, but I used paint for mine. You can do it.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ALT on June 16, 2010, 07:01:04 AM
(http://i46.tinypic.com/59u1wg.png)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Inbred Jed on June 16, 2010, 07:13:02 AM
I don't have Photoshop at work, so can someone make the womens line , The Fishmonger's Wife? Rogering the fishmonger's wife or something?
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Matze on June 16, 2010, 08:08:23 AM
Om nom nom


(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4068/4705550791_e5cd8d2bf8_b.jpg)


seriously, that would be an awesome graphic.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: few123456789 on June 16, 2010, 08:24:29 AM
This got me confused. Is this contest done with JR approval, like for real? Cause if it isnt, it kind of feel a bit fucked up, bully him like this by a mod on a forum big as this.. Dont get me wrong, i think this dude is a kook as much as any other, and come on, selfish? jeez. But this forum is a part of the industry, and say whatever you want, its a guys company your trying to ruin.. sort of.

hilarious graphics though.
Most likely this will help his board sales.  Exposure.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: grimcity on June 16, 2010, 08:26:25 AM
This got me confused. Is this contest done with JR approval, like for real? Cause if it isnt, it kind of feel a bit fucked up, bully him like this by a mod on a forum big as this.. Dont get me wrong, i think this dude is a kook as much as any other, and come on, selfish? jeez. But this forum is a part of the industry, and say whatever you want, its a guys company your trying to ruin.. sort of.

hilarious graphics though.

Hi, welcome to Slap! If you need any assistance, be sure to contact the closest mod or admin on duty!

Thanks and have a stellar day!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: boyan on June 16, 2010, 09:03:28 AM
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7493/fishdicks2.jpg)

(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7181/baked.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Narcissus on June 16, 2010, 09:04:37 AM
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Om nom nom


(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4068/4705550791_e5cd8d2bf8_b.jpg)

[close]

seriously, that would be an awesome graphic.

Would buy. Also, the one with LiLo's exposed chach is pretty tight, too.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: BitchTits on June 16, 2010, 09:38:44 AM
Damn. There are too many good ones. I'm not really creative because everything I made has dicks in/around J-Rog.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: BuddyPal on June 16, 2010, 10:25:29 AM
(http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae76/Doopey_02/shellfishboard1.jpg)


i couldn't condense this one into a board
(http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae76/Doopey_02/shellfishboard2.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: sweets on June 16, 2010, 10:29:17 AM
Damn. There are too many good ones. I'm not really creative because everything I made has dicks in/around J-Rog.

But that is what SLAP is all about...

i couldn't condense this one into a board
(http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae76/Doopey_02/shellfishboard2.jpg)

And we have a winner!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: GnarlesManson on June 16, 2010, 11:45:25 AM
:)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Sleazy on June 16, 2010, 11:58:25 AM
pmp?
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Mad Lauder on June 16, 2010, 12:06:04 PM
pmp?

Printing Money Productions.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: boyan on June 16, 2010, 12:20:20 PM
pmp?

(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/1319/jereme3copy.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Gnarwhal on June 16, 2010, 12:28:36 PM
does anyone know if you can put pictures into paint?
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: BuddyPal on June 16, 2010, 12:31:36 PM
does anyone know if you can put pictures into paint?
Yeah, i used Microsoft Paint
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: brazillionaire on June 16, 2010, 01:24:10 PM
here it goes! it turned kinda easy on the eyes haha

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nurSIvBG9ag/TBk4khA35PI/AAAAAAAAALQ/Dx2N9rm8dww/s1600/selfish_graphic+c%C3%B3pia.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Gnarwhal on June 16, 2010, 02:38:58 PM
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does anyone know if you can put pictures into paint?
[close]
Yeah, i used Microsoft Paint
[close]
ok thanks
but how do you get pictures into it?
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: GnarlesManson on June 16, 2010, 02:57:47 PM
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does anyone know if you can put pictures into paint?
[close]
Yeah, i used Microsoft Paint
[close]
ok thanks
[close]
but how do you get pictures into it?
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/facepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: njscum46 on June 16, 2010, 03:01:21 PM
(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s92/njfr46/sellfish2.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: no fun on June 16, 2010, 03:23:44 PM
(http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad215/pwcameron/SelfishMushroomParty.jpg?t=1276726217)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ALT on June 16, 2010, 03:57:10 PM
Not really sure where I was going with this one
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2d8m0bd.png)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: BuddyPal on June 16, 2010, 04:41:18 PM
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does anyone know if you can put pictures into paint?
[close]
Yeah, i used Microsoft Paint
[close]
ok thanks
[close]
but how do you get pictures into it?
Select picture,save, open paint, go to file and open, go to my pictures, click on picture, press open , and voila!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on June 16, 2010, 05:24:12 PM
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(http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad215/pwcameron/SelfishJRBlastoffdeck.jpg?t=1276654641)
[close]
I lol'd
haha! best wordplay so far.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Tuna on June 16, 2010, 09:25:02 PM
Mine sucks.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Davy on June 16, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
Not really sure where I was going with this one
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2d8m0bd.png)
Fuck yeah. That should be a slap tshirt.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: palmtree12233 on June 16, 2010, 11:46:59 PM
Mine sucks.
this and the stealth bomber lobster made me lol
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: mandibleclaw on June 17, 2010, 12:05:08 AM
all the entries have been awesome so far!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: wontsignin on June 17, 2010, 12:14:03 AM
If god dropped acid do you think he'd see people?-steven wright
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: wuust on June 17, 2010, 03:12:20 AM
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/puistdeck.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: magicstickyhand on June 17, 2010, 03:26:34 AM
So many good ones  ;D go slap!!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Alan on June 17, 2010, 03:41:19 AM
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Om nom nom


(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4068/4705550791_e5cd8d2bf8_b.jpg)

[close]

seriously, that would be an awesome graphic.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: boyan on June 17, 2010, 04:35:41 AM
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8776/lollypop2copy.jpg)

(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/4635/poorhelp12copy.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: brownjenkin on June 17, 2010, 11:09:06 AM
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/puistdeck.jpg)

Brilliant.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: lem on June 17, 2010, 11:13:23 AM
(http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae76/Doopey_02/shellfishboard2.jpg)
So good.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on June 17, 2010, 11:16:40 AM
FIRST PRIZE ADDED TO MODBOX (courtesy of Deaner):

Ryan Gallant Patron

(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6712/rgpatron.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Sleazy on June 17, 2010, 11:37:47 AM
damn, legit prize.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Narcissus on June 17, 2010, 11:54:41 AM
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/puistdeck.jpg)

But it should read "Rogers' Back."

Y'all need to step up your apostrophe game.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: wuust on June 17, 2010, 01:11:52 PM
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(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/puistdeck.jpg)
[close]

But it should read "Rogers' Back."

Y'all need to step up your apostrophe game.

(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/puistdeck2.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: mandibleclaw on June 17, 2010, 05:14:57 PM
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(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/puistdeck.jpg)
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But it should read "Rogers' Back."

Y'all need to step up your apostrophe game.


you need to step up YOUR apostrophe game.  it's not rogers' either.  if you want to be technically correct, it would be rogers's.

if you're going to play the grammar game, do it right, boy!

(http://joshtoro.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/strunk-and-white.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: BuddyPal on June 17, 2010, 05:53:49 PM
(http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae76/Doopey_02/Boston-Celtics-logo.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Locbrew on June 17, 2010, 09:11:49 PM
FIRST PRIZE ADDED TO MODBOX (courtesy of Deaner):

Ryan Gallant Patron

(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6712/rgpatron.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzAIZN9HuFg
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: mock nugget on June 17, 2010, 10:48:58 PM
(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/JR_board2.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Mackattack on June 17, 2010, 11:04:39 PM
(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/JR_board2.jpg)

(http://www.slapmagazine.com/Forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=44967.0;attach=1765;image)

BOTH OF THESE ARE BRILLIANT.

Anything with this guy with the computer hanging from his penis would sell like hotcakes. I would buy 10... I cant think of a more brutally, and incomprehensibly hilarious picture anywhere on the fucking internet.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on June 18, 2010, 12:38:34 AM
This is going to be the runner up prize:

(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9794/axcoozie.jpg)

Axion 40oz Koozie
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ticklefingers on June 18, 2010, 12:47:22 AM
fuck, just realized all the weird shit i have laying around is alcohol related...

hope who ever wins likes to drink.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: wuust on June 18, 2010, 01:53:11 AM
(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/JR_board2.jpg)
i can already read the ad for this board!

g'day mate, let's throw a shrimp on Ray Barbee.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: mandibleclaw on June 18, 2010, 05:05:27 AM
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(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/JR_board2.jpg)
[close]
i can already read the ad for this board!

g'day mate, let's throw a shrimp on Ray Barbee.
yeah, this board is pretty fucking magnificent.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Mr.Blonde on June 18, 2010, 06:19:26 AM
(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/4333/garbalwarbl.jpg)
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9701/dsc43290bwd.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ALT on June 18, 2010, 07:03:17 AM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/34hihde.png)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ALT on June 18, 2010, 07:26:02 AM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/wk23j6.png)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: blankbutbranded on June 18, 2010, 09:24:29 AM
The Axion camo 40 oz hider is awesome.

I bet JR never drank a 40 in his life...or he just tried at least.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: maggot brain on June 18, 2010, 06:52:33 PM
but he does shrooms so its all good
sponge bob series , i would hang them all on my walls
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: modestxthreat on June 19, 2010, 02:50:10 AM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/16i6ski.png)

Once I figure out that was JR on the left, I seriously laughed out loud.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: boyan on June 19, 2010, 02:56:08 AM
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/6030/ocoto1copy.jpg)

edit: but I'm most pleased how this one turned out: CLAMS

(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6885/clamscopy.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: heckler on June 19, 2010, 06:54:10 AM
Good luck picking a winner, all of these are awesome...
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ImKindOfABigDeal on June 19, 2010, 07:56:35 AM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/16i6ski.png)



yeah I just figured this one out and also laughed out loud, winner!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: burm on June 19, 2010, 10:11:49 AM

edit: but I'm most pleased how this one turned out: CLAMS

(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6885/clamscopy.jpg)

Fuck yes! I had the Mariano Jaws board, but this would be even better.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 19, 2010, 12:56:31 PM
I'm not sure which single board graphic is best, but right now, No Fun is clearly running away with it if you look at all of the boards he put up.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: S.F.A. on June 19, 2010, 06:48:15 PM
the boyan "jaws" board is fucking great!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Magic Pizza on June 20, 2010, 10:18:15 AM
(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/JR_board3.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: DarthKnuggs610 on June 20, 2010, 10:23:22 AM
(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/4674/rogersback.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on June 20, 2010, 10:25:14 AM
Magic Pizza's entry! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: DarthKnuggs610 on June 20, 2010, 11:07:59 AM
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/975/rogersaids.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: boyan on June 20, 2010, 11:49:31 AM
Magic Pizza's entry! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

taken from behind by a giant crab, ouch

Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on June 20, 2010, 12:46:00 PM


edit: but I'm most pleased how this one turned out: CLAMS

(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6885/clamscopy.jpg)
this is the best one
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ahlee on June 20, 2010, 03:45:57 PM
jereme asked me to watch his board last night...

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36840_388345372536_675462536_3521268_2541716_n.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)

"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: FCN on June 20, 2010, 05:40:53 PM
^^^HAHA!  ;D these are some of the best graphics ive ever seen! i would buy all of them! thank you so much everyone for this thread!!! I LOVE SLAP!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: smokecrack on June 20, 2010, 06:05:46 PM
jereme asked me to watch his board last night...

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36840_388345372536_675462536_3521268_2541716_n.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)

"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"

fuck man, you deserve some sort of prize just for that alone. i can just imagine the serious look on his face as he asked you that. too fucking hilarious!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: chillout on June 20, 2010, 06:23:50 PM
(http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac215/illskate227/gayfish.jpg?1277083316)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: chillout on June 20, 2010, 06:24:42 PM
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jereme asked me to watch his board last night...

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36840_388345372536_675462536_3521268_2541716_n.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)

"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
[close]

fuck man, you deserve some sort of prize just for that alone. i can just imagine the serious look on his face as he asked you that. too fucking hilarious!

that is amazing
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Commercial D on June 20, 2010, 06:27:53 PM
(http://i46.tinypic.com/59u1wg.png)

I LOL'd the hardest at this so far.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Commercial D on June 20, 2010, 06:32:56 PM
all the entries have been awesome so far!

Holy fuck my stomach hurts from a good three minutes of hilarity-driven involuntary paroxysms via your submissions. You fuckin win dude.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Rocuronium on June 20, 2010, 07:04:31 PM
Can someone please link an online program where I can draw/edit a picture?

My computer at work doesn't have a paint/picture program.
Thanks.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: BriDen on June 20, 2010, 07:20:17 PM
Can someone please link an online program where I can draw/edit a picture?

My computer at work doesn't have a paint/picture program.
Thanks.

http://www.getpaint.net/
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: StabMasterArson on June 20, 2010, 09:22:44 PM
jereme asked me to watch his board last night...

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36840_388345372536_675462536_3521268_2541716_n.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)

"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"

you win.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 20, 2010, 09:33:06 PM


(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)

"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
I vote for this one.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Davy on June 20, 2010, 09:35:57 PM

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(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)

"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
[close]
I vote for this one.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: TheFreshSC on June 20, 2010, 10:09:11 PM
all ahlee does is win
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Acrid Avid Jam Shred on June 20, 2010, 10:30:14 PM
(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/1829/shellfish.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Tommes on June 21, 2010, 12:22:04 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__NIW_tn8gFQ/TBvQP6RG5vI/AAAAAAAAACc/LB1cn9DI00g/s400/WHOS+NEXT.dib)

apparently this is the real thing,...


yaaaawwn!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: boyan on June 21, 2010, 04:31:25 AM
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jereme asked me to watch his board last night...

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36840_388345372536_675462536_3521268_2541716_n.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)

"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
[close]

you win.

(http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/picard-win-2198_preview.png)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ahlee on June 21, 2010, 10:16:03 AM
someone got a vid of him getting huffy puffy with me. i cant hear shit though

http://qik.com/video/7987087
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Jupiter on June 21, 2010, 10:51:55 AM
someone got a vid of him getting huffy puffy with me. i cant hear shit though

http://qik.com/video/7987087

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

epic win.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Prison Wallet on June 21, 2010, 11:36:47 AM
The shit you guys have come up here is pretty amazing; I have no idea how anyone's going to judge this.

Nice work Bantam--probably the best Slap contest I can remember.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: boyan on June 21, 2010, 11:58:20 AM
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someone got a vid of him getting huffy puffy with me. i cant hear shit though

http://qik.com/video/7987087
[close]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

epic win.

his face is not visible, yet you can almost imagine what his face looks like: "dude wtf, why would you do that" "yeah I like fishdicks"
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Mr.Blonde on June 21, 2010, 12:11:50 PM
at first i was like theres a chance that didnt happen, then the vid sealed the deal,
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: vince the stud on June 21, 2010, 12:13:10 PM
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jereme asked me to watch his board last night...

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36840_388345372536_675462536_3521268_2541716_n.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)

"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
[close]

you win.
[close]

(http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/picard-win-2198_preview.png)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: BriDen on June 21, 2010, 12:29:31 PM
Dude has the weirdest-shaped head.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: brent on June 21, 2010, 01:04:24 PM
(http://i46.tinypic.com/jufokp.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: DarthKnuggs610 on June 21, 2010, 01:13:41 PM
HAHAHA These are all so good! "First time i did cocaine was awesome" HAHA and the one with thug jrog gettin it from a giant crab...so good.

Here is the new Shellfish X Proactiv Solution Collabo Deck:

(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3208/jeremex.jpg)

Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: mandibleclaw on June 21, 2010, 01:47:28 PM
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all the entries have been awesome so far!
[close]

Holy fuck my stomach hurts from a good three minutes of hilarity-driven involuntary paroxysms via your submissions. You fuckin win dude.
i think everyone who has submitted should win.  this thread rules.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 21, 2010, 04:41:04 PM
someone got a vid of him getting huffy puffy with me. i cant hear shit though

http://qik.com/video/7987087
I heard the word "dick" from Jereme, and you denying it
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on June 21, 2010, 06:49:20 PM
DEADLINE EXTENDED

CONTEST ENDS FRIDAY, JUNE 25TH @ NOON (PST)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: DarthKnuggs610 on June 21, 2010, 09:52:26 PM
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/4506/bothways.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: saucy ragu on June 21, 2010, 10:47:57 PM
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Om nom nom


(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4068/4705550791_e5cd8d2bf8_b.jpg)

[close]

seriously, that would be an awesome graphic.

Reminds me of an old Yellow graphic I used to have.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Tommes on June 21, 2010, 11:09:29 PM
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/4506/bothways.jpg)
awesome!

@ ahlee: The Video is so awkward, it looks as though in your head you're going " Shit I really don't wanna be seen with this kook!"
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: saucy ragu on June 21, 2010, 11:13:42 PM
someone got a vid of him getting huffy puffy with me. i cant hear shit though

http://qik.com/video/7987087

Fuck man, you constantly kill it.

Is that the new Orchard location, Credo, or somewhere else?
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: loggedinLurker on June 21, 2010, 11:52:30 PM
someone got a vid of him getting huffy puffy with me. i cant hear shit though

http://qik.com/video/7987087

Whoah, i didn't believe this was real, just an awesome fantasy picture story, hahaha.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: N/A on June 22, 2010, 08:09:05 AM
Lovin this. Keep 'em coming.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: TrainWreck on June 22, 2010, 10:16:48 AM
the music-note looks funny ...
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: MikeyPioggia on June 22, 2010, 12:35:08 PM
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jereme asked me to watch his board last night...

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36840_388345372536_675462536_3521268_2541716_n.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)

"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
[close]

you win.
[close]

(http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/picard-win-2198_preview.png)
[close]
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: DarthKnuggs610 on June 22, 2010, 01:31:22 PM
the industry just got served!

(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3161/brobot.jpg)

Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Rocuronium on June 22, 2010, 02:10:06 PM
(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/9440/beardedclamoriginal.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: blackalbino on June 22, 2010, 02:36:57 PM
AHLEE!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: SFblah on June 22, 2010, 03:38:57 PM
AHLEE!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: CigaretteBeer on June 22, 2010, 03:49:47 PM
This thread is why I love Slap
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: police state on June 22, 2010, 04:01:01 PM
(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/2556/pimpjuiceselfish.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: SFblah on June 22, 2010, 04:10:33 PM
(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/2556/pimpjuiceselfish.jpg)

That one on the right is so full of WIN!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: iliketoskateboardandstuff on June 22, 2010, 11:29:10 PM
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac39/iltsbas/shitfish.jpg?t=1277274523)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: few123456789 on June 22, 2010, 11:35:49 PM
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac39/iltsbas/shitfish.jpg?t=1277274523)

Very nice.  You could blame your board for every missed trick.  "Selfish piece of shit!"
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: wuust on June 23, 2010, 01:21:44 AM
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/3peat.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Upgrayedd on June 23, 2010, 08:48:10 AM
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jereme asked me to watch his board last night...

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36840_388345372536_675462536_3521268_2541716_n.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)

"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
[close]

you win.
[close]

(http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/picard-win-2198_preview.png)
[close]
[close]
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: boyan on June 23, 2010, 02:39:26 PM
I might have to redo this one tomorrow as I don't have the time to do it properly now, but I thought the idea was pretty funny

(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6290/jeremefush2crabscopy.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: crunk juice on June 23, 2010, 04:28:40 PM
^haha.  best thread ever.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: oyolar on June 23, 2010, 06:50:33 PM
Not really sure where I was going with this one
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2d8m0bd.png)

This is one of the best things I have ever seen.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: everypennyfedcar on June 23, 2010, 08:25:24 PM
So Boyan wins, no?
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: TheFreshSC on June 23, 2010, 08:41:18 PM
^ ALT and ahlee also win

this thread is begging for classic slap
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on June 25, 2010, 09:20:46 AM
This thread hasn't been posted in in over 24 hours, so you might not this reminder:

Contest ends in 2 hours 40 minutes!  Get any late entry in soon.

I'll lock the thread and enter the extremely difficult judging process at noon (PST).
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: boyan on June 25, 2010, 10:24:33 AM
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/8978/pstar.jpg)

(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/9580/jeremerogerspstarcopy.jpg)

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9383/jeremerogerspstar2copy.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on June 25, 2010, 12:04:37 PM
Though the contest itself is over, the winners will be announced Monday.  Whiteley is out on weekends, and I wish to speak with him before making things official.

Thanks for any patience you may or may not have.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: who cares on June 25, 2010, 11:20:13 PM
I don't care who wins, send this thread to Classic Slap.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 26, 2010, 02:38:27 PM
You should strip it down to just a few entries and have a poll.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Mr.Blonde on June 27, 2010, 06:02:46 AM
You should strip it down to just a few entries and have a poll.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on June 27, 2010, 09:48:45 AM
(http://x98.xanga.com/30af4043d7333258342137/z205649641.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: mandibleclaw on June 27, 2010, 01:49:15 PM
I don't care who wins, send this thread to Classic Slap.

seconded!

and i love the fact that there's a member who just joined, darth knuggs, whose every post, every single post so far, was either making an entry in this thread or in the brian wenning on selfish thread.  dude's a shellfish.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: DarthKnuggs610 on June 27, 2010, 03:25:01 PM
been trollin for a bit. only joined to add to the contest really. then was bummed it might be wenning as the new pro. i was thinking i might gain acceptance if i get some kind of cardiel avitar/signature thing goin.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 27, 2010, 07:10:28 PM
(http://x98.xanga.com/30af4043d7333258342137/z205649641.jpg)
Fuck you you little lemur bastard!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on June 27, 2010, 07:23:36 PM
Fuck you you little lemur bastard!

(http://intelligenttravel.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/17/wild_lemur.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: victor doom on June 27, 2010, 07:32:13 PM
This thread has made my night! Fucking brilliant!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: mandibleclaw on June 27, 2010, 08:34:16 PM
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(http://x98.xanga.com/30af4043d7333258342137/z205649641.jpg)
[close]
Fuck you you little lemur bastard!

no fuck you, you want some of this?
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1244/527507268_045969ecb5.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: TheFreshSC on June 27, 2010, 09:06:52 PM
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You should strip it down to just a few entries and have a poll.
[close]
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on June 27, 2010, 09:27:48 PM
^ you did see the lemur, right?  The lemur knows best.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 28, 2010, 05:34:55 PM
I don't know man. That lemur has a bad attitude.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on June 28, 2010, 10:10:46 PM
Give yourselves a big round of applause because this contest kicked ass.  Other than yourselves, you need to thank Mark Whiteley and SLAP.  I made you wait so I could talk to Mark about a prize idea to show appreciation for how great you all did.

So, here's the deal - There will be one winner and one runner up like expected, but thanks to Mark and SLAP I'm able to give the 5 most honorable mentions something as well.  That means 7 total people will be getting this prize:  a 30% off discount to the SLAP online store :)

Time for winners finally...
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on June 28, 2010, 11:57:57 PM
WINNER:  Mevs!!!!!

For his delightful entry:

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4068/4705550791_e5cd8d2bf8_b.jpg)

RUNNER UP:  AHLEE!!!

For his hand drawn SELFagISH graphic:

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)

and the other amazing things he did.  Thank you, Ahlee.  You are a fine example of what all future and current pals should strive to be.

CONGRATS!

Mevs will receive the first ever modbox, while AHLEE will take home the Axion koozie.  Both will get a 30% off discount code as well.



The most honorable of mentions:

ALT for these masterpieces:

(http://i50.tinypic.com/157kile.jpg)

&

(http://i46.tinypic.com/59u1wg.png)

Boyan for Clams (and many other contributions):

(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6885/clamscopy.jpg)

Magic Pizza for this crab + JR rape/friendship hug:

(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/JR_board3.jpg)

Brent for this, which made laugh out loud upon seeing:

(http://i46.tinypic.com/jufokp.jpg)

and last but not least, I was going to give a discount code to Mock Nugget for his Sherm Shrimp Rogers entry but noticed it was uploaded on Magic Pizza's photobucket.  After an IP check it was confirmed they were the same person.  Magic Pizza is already getting a code, so that means the last one goes to:

Chillout for this:

(http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac215/illskate227/shellfish.jpg?t=1276648071)



Thank you all for making this so great.  This was as close of a contest as you could get.  Anyone who didn't win something should not be discouraged.  I hope we can get a future contest half as good as this one.  I look forward to the next one!

Mevs and Ahlee - PM me your shipping info

All other winners - I'll PM you your discount code tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Matze on June 29, 2010, 02:09:59 AM
everybody is a winner. even me and others who are totally uncreative.

I think there should be a contest like this every two months ... best fedora pictures on dirtiest sluts or something. we all know that there is über-creative potential when it comes to show some love to our friends.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Sleazy on June 29, 2010, 04:17:01 AM
I don't care who wins, send this thread to Classic Slap.


best thread in ages. i laughed till i cried.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ahlee on June 29, 2010, 05:34:20 AM
http://vimeo.com/12807050
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: boyan on June 29, 2010, 05:58:53 AM
good flow and great rhymes, Jereme

(http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/dgiharris/DoubleFacePalm.jpg)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Rocuronium on June 29, 2010, 06:05:07 AM
http://vimeo.com/12807050

NEXT CONTEST:

Change the lyrics to make "shit" rhyme with something other than "shit"
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: saucy ragu on June 29, 2010, 07:22:59 AM
http://vimeo.com/12807050

I couldn't look at the computer screen I felt so embarrassed. I don't know how the cameraman was able to hold the camera steady for that long.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on June 29, 2010, 07:49:59 AM
http://vimeo.com/12807050

Good gawd that was fucking terrible.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ALT on June 29, 2010, 07:58:01 AM
Cool I won something

It was a fun contest. So much good stuff
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: dylan makes me wet on June 29, 2010, 08:39:03 AM
that freestyle was fuckingg dope
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ice nine on June 29, 2010, 09:12:16 AM
cant help but think that whitely took the safe route on this one and didnt want to pick a winner that was too mean, when  he might have to work with jereme in the future
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Mevs on June 29, 2010, 10:59:54 AM
Holy fucking shit

Errrrrm, I really don't know what to say... I just created my entry for fun and and as a way of forcing myself to stay awake after not sleeping much the night before, I didn't think for a second that I stood a chance of winning. Wow, thanks so much!

Big ups to everyone else who entered too, there have been so many good ones that I was excited to keep coming back to see what else had been added...this thread is pure Slap gold  ;D
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on June 29, 2010, 11:10:24 AM
cant help but think that whitely took the safe route on this one and didnt want to pick a winner that was too mean, when  he might have to work with jereme in the future

Picking winners is the one thing Mark didn't contribute to.  Sorry if I let you down.  I can't think of any entry that was "too" mean unless you're referencing the chin-balls.  That one made me crack up, but a little less than the ones that won.  The cock n balls route is a well paved road on SLAP.  The bar is set pretty high along with the expectations.

everybody is a winner. even me and others who are totally uncreative.

I think there should be a contest like this every two months ... best fedora pictures on dirtiest sluts or something. we all know that there is über-creative potential when it comes to show some love to our friends.

Great idea and I agree about the consistency of these contests.  Everyone wins and you can't beat that.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Sleazy on June 29, 2010, 11:48:25 AM
ATL and Magic had my favs but great contest
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 29, 2010, 12:42:47 PM
(http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad215/pwcameron/SelfishJRBlastoffdeck.jpg?t=1276654641)
I liked this one best.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: no fun on June 29, 2010, 10:42:43 PM
the next one should be a berra graphic contest.
thanks gipper
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: few123456789 on June 30, 2010, 03:37:30 PM
Slap should ask Jereme what he thinks is the best design.  Seems like he has a good attitude, I bet he'd pick one.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 30, 2010, 08:48:29 PM
He'd claim he was going to pick one then never get back to Whiteley.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: TheFreshSC on July 01, 2010, 12:14:36 PM
make sure to upload your contributions to the "wall photos" on selfish's facebook page.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Selfish-Skateboards/131997600150439?v=wall
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on July 01, 2010, 01:04:14 PM
make sure to upload your contributions to the "wall photos" on selfish's facebook page.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Selfish-Skateboards/131997600150439?v=wall

YES!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: TheFreshSC on July 01, 2010, 01:45:51 PM
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Selfish-Skateboards/131997600150439#!/photo.php?pid=30869242&o=all&op=1&view=all&subj=131997600150439&aid=-1&id=1576260274
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: saucy ragu on July 01, 2010, 06:38:07 PM
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Selfish-Skateboards/131997600150439#!/photo.php?pid=30869242&o=all&op=1&view=all&subj=131997600150439&aid=-1&id=1576260274

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs017.ash2/34201_1347271333282_1576260274_30869242_397774_n.jpg)


I laughed so jovially just now that I'm sure Santa went, "Motherfucker took my laugh."
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: TheFreshSC on July 01, 2010, 06:41:41 PM
awesome! i wish i won, or at least got some kind of honorable mention haha
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on July 02, 2010, 01:52:51 AM
awesome! i wish i won, or at least got some kind of honorable mention haha

There wasn't anyone who entered in this contest that didn't deserve something.  Everyone seriously did great.

You definitely deserve more than a mention or two for submitting that to the Selfish page and coming up with the idea to do so.  Seeing your entry as a "fan photo" is hysterical.  It may not be a prize, but I hope a gnar can help ;)
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: TheFreshSC on July 02, 2010, 10:43:57 AM
aww thanks. here, you have one too
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: heckler on July 02, 2010, 12:25:03 PM
It's just a big old circle jerk in here, isn't it?
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Inbred Jed on July 02, 2010, 12:31:27 PM
Someone should have made a Sword and Skull rip off with a Crab or a Mike McGillicutty rip off with a clam and eel as the snake. You guys blew it.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Mevs on July 28, 2010, 12:15:40 PM
Well, look what turned up on my doorstep today:

The Zoo deck was a complete surprise. Thanks guys!  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D


Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: ticklefingers on July 28, 2010, 10:28:35 PM
Well, look what turned up on my doorstep today:

The Zoo deck was a complete surprise. Thanks guys!  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D




Sick. Glad you got it.
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: Bantam on July 29, 2010, 08:42:20 AM
Stoked for you, Mevs!!!
Title: Re: SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST
Post by: few123456789 on July 31, 2010, 02:21:24 PM
Well, look what turned up on my doorstep today:

The Zoo deck was a complete surprise. Thanks guys!  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D




Christmas in July :)