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General Discussion => Classic SLAP => Topic started by: Bantam on June 15, 2010, 11:58:39 AM
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Design a board graphic for Selfish.
PRIZE:
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/6489/modbox.png)
Contest ends: Friday, June 25th @ NOON (PST)
Entry limit: Nonexistent. Enter as many as your heart desires.
Good luck and make them good!
Some links to templates for all the lazy people:
http://rlv.zcache.com/skateboard_template-p186380544289142960qia3_400.jpg
http://rlv.zcache.com/gradient_blue_black_skateboard_template-p186392183419761975qia4_400.jpg
http://www.multiwp.com/wp-content/uploads/skateboard-template.jpg
http://rlv.zcache.com/skateboard_template-p186380544289142960ywsr_328.jpg
http://www.abc.net.au/abc3/goodgamesp/comps/SKATEBOARD_TEMPLATE.jpg
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shellfish would have been cooler
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/8411/jeremefush.jpg)
(http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/1729/jeremefush2.jpg)
yum
(http://www.slapmagazine.com/Forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=44851.0;attach=1740;image)
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god damn, over before it began
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god damn, over before it began
the bar is set pretty high but i'm sure they can be beat
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lol, whats in the modbox? Whitley's change?
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Looks like it's time for me to steal a copy of photoshop again. :)
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lol, whats in the modbox? Whitley's change?
mark, bantam and i are going to put together a dope prize. throughout the week we'll let you know whats in it.
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this really didn't turn out like I had in mind, but
(http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/2416/jeremefish.jpg)
(http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/6587/wenningcopy.jpg)
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Wow, I didn't know Jereme's new business venture was so risky. I hope he is careful.....
http://www.businessinsider.com/trader-nearly-dies-after-a-fish-jumps-into-his-mouth-2010-6
Fish Trader Nearly Dies After A Fish Jumps Into His Mouth
An Indian trader holding a bag of fish preparing to sell them got a surprise when all of a sudden, a fish jumped into his mouth.
According to the Mysore Evening News, an Indian online newspaper, Mohamad Kunhi, a fish trader from nearby Ka-sargod, has the good will of three teams of doctors to thank for his life.
After it jumped into his mouth, the fish made its way inside the trader's lungs. He started choking and he nearly died. He probably would have were it not for the final team of doctors who found the fish inside of his lungs and extricated it.
First, two separate teams of doctors in different hospitals passed him off to other hospitals to give the extrication a go.
To finally remove the fish from his lungs, a complicated procedure, doctors had to work on Mohamad for over an hour.
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Looks like it's time for me to steal a copy of photoshop again. :)
Happy birthday! You won the Enjoi graphic contest last year, so I have high expectations of you.
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(http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af342/cnieratko/Shellfish.jpg)
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I'm suing you for plagiarism^
anyway, I just made their entire catalog.
Shellfish Winter 2010
Jereme pro model
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn216/chumbawumba1/jrrrr.jpg)
Jereme cruiser shape
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn216/chumbawumba1/shlf.jpg)
Jereme David and Goliath collabo board
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn216/chumbawumba1/iam.jpg)
Wenning pro model
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn216/chumbawumba1/bw.jpg)
Shellfish logo board
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn216/chumbawumba1/jerem.jpg)
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(http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac215/illskate227/shellfish.jpg?t=1276648071)
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(http://i50.tinypic.com/157kile.jpg)
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(http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af342/cnieratko/Shellfish424.jpg)
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Fuck! This is already amazing!
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(http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af342/cnieratko/Shellfishcruiser.jpg)
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/nmhkro.png)
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HOLY FUCK THIS THREAD IS RULING MY LIFE !!!!!
SO GOOD
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watch rogers use everyone of these as a graphic
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(http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af342/cnieratko/assemblySHILF002realshilf_shelf2.jpg)
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/kb9j88.jpg)
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(http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad215/pwcameron/SelfishJRBlastoffdeck.jpg?t=1276654641)
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ahahahahahahahahaha
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best thread going right now.
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/16i6ski.png)
(http://i46.tinypic.com/1zl66tt.png)
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hahahahaahahah
Amazing.
I wish I had the creativity to be creative and shit.
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(http://imgur.com/iRvn8.jpg)
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(http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac145/locbrew/rogerthat.jpg)
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How do i make a visual representation of the skate talk recording of Jereme doing coc?
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How do i make a visual representation of the skate talk recording of Jereme doing coke?
(http://i46.tinypic.com/1zl66tt.png)
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(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j252/atraboulsi/SELFISH.jpg)
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Pro model, logo board
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(http://i884.photobucket.com/albums/ac49/warrengt/JRBoard.jpg)
(http://i884.photobucket.com/albums/ac49/warrengt/milkthecowselfish.jpg)
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(http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad215/pwcameron/Cocainesahelluvadrug.jpg?t=1276663039)
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(http://i50.tinypic.com/157kile.jpg)
I like this, haha
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this is what I missed about the slap board.
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(http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac215/illskate227/jeremeselfish.jpg?t=1276666920)
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(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac39/iltsbas/SELFISH.jpg?t=1276667078)
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Am I the only one that really appreciates JR? For one, this shit is hilarious, and so he provides a lot of entertainment. Number two, he seems to at least have a good attitude about his haters as opposed to the skate god I won't even mention.
JR provides entertainment. I can dig that.
Keep up the graphics. This shit would sell off the charts.
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Man, some of these graphics should be pressed on boards
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So far these get my votes,
(http://imgur.com/iRvn8.jpg)
(http://i46.tinypic.com/1zl66tt.png)
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Luckily I don't have Photoshop at work, and I've tried doing board graphics with Paint before, because otherwise I'd get no work done due to ferociously combining JR, shellfish and random genitalia.
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(http://i50.tinypic.com/15hofgz.png)
(http://i48.tinypic.com/j64dp5.png)
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(http://www.fotos-hochladen.net/shellyu6m9sev.jpg)
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Team wheel logo perhaps?
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1290/4705322087_554a25c2d1.jpg)
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This got me confused. Is this contest done with JR approval, like for real? Cause if it isnt, it kind of feel a bit fucked up, bully him like this by a mod on a forum big as this.. Dont get me wrong, i think this dude is a kook as much as any other, and come on, selfish? jeez. But this forum is a part of the industry, and say whatever you want, its a guys company your trying to ruin.. sort of.
hilarious graphics though.
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This got me confused. Is this contest done with JR approval, like for real? Cause if it isnt, it kind of feel a bit fucked up, bully him like this by a mod on a forum big as this.. Dont get me wrong, i think this dude is a kook as much as any other, and come on, selfish? jeez. But this forum is a part of the industry, and say whatever you want, its a guys company your trying to ruin.. sort of.
hilarious graphics though.
(http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/san-antonio/21062d1212810142-san-antonio-off-topic-thread-srsly_gtfo.gif)
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Mr. jenkins, you sir, are a pussy.
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(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2266/jeremefush22copy.jpg)
(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/7043/jr1e.jpg)
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/2026/friendsh2.jpg)
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(http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad215/pwcameron/SelfishJRBlastoffdeck.jpg?t=1276654641)
I lol'd
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Om nom nom
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4074/4746963948_9ee1eb2056_o.jpg)
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(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2660/jeremefush222copy.jpg)
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this turned out really well. almost makes up for j standing us up on the pals questions.
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Luckily I don't have Photoshop at work, and I've tried doing board graphics with Paint before, because otherwise I'd get no work done due to ferociously combining JR, shellfish and random genitalia.
I know you probably can't tell, but I used paint for mine. You can do it.
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/59u1wg.png)
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I don't have Photoshop at work, so can someone make the womens line , The Fishmonger's Wife? Rogering the fishmonger's wife or something?
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Om nom nom
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4068/4705550791_e5cd8d2bf8_b.jpg)
seriously, that would be an awesome graphic.
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This got me confused. Is this contest done with JR approval, like for real? Cause if it isnt, it kind of feel a bit fucked up, bully him like this by a mod on a forum big as this.. Dont get me wrong, i think this dude is a kook as much as any other, and come on, selfish? jeez. But this forum is a part of the industry, and say whatever you want, its a guys company your trying to ruin.. sort of.
hilarious graphics though.
Most likely this will help his board sales. Exposure.
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This got me confused. Is this contest done with JR approval, like for real? Cause if it isnt, it kind of feel a bit fucked up, bully him like this by a mod on a forum big as this.. Dont get me wrong, i think this dude is a kook as much as any other, and come on, selfish? jeez. But this forum is a part of the industry, and say whatever you want, its a guys company your trying to ruin.. sort of.
hilarious graphics though.
Hi, welcome to Slap! If you need any assistance, be sure to contact the closest mod or admin on duty!
Thanks and have a stellar day!
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(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7493/fishdicks2.jpg)
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7181/baked.jpg)
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Om nom nom
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4068/4705550791_e5cd8d2bf8_b.jpg)
seriously, that would be an awesome graphic.
Would buy. Also, the one with LiLo's exposed chach is pretty tight, too.
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Damn. There are too many good ones. I'm not really creative because everything I made has dicks in/around J-Rog.
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(http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae76/Doopey_02/shellfishboard1.jpg)
i couldn't condense this one into a board
(http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae76/Doopey_02/shellfishboard2.jpg)
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Damn. There are too many good ones. I'm not really creative because everything I made has dicks in/around J-Rog.
But that is what SLAP is all about...
i couldn't condense this one into a board
(http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae76/Doopey_02/shellfishboard2.jpg)
And we have a winner!
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:)
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pmp?
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pmp?
Printing Money Productions.
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pmp?
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/1319/jereme3copy.jpg)
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does anyone know if you can put pictures into paint?
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does anyone know if you can put pictures into paint?
Yeah, i used Microsoft Paint
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here it goes! it turned kinda easy on the eyes haha
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nurSIvBG9ag/TBk4khA35PI/AAAAAAAAALQ/Dx2N9rm8dww/s1600/selfish_graphic+c%C3%B3pia.jpg)
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does anyone know if you can put pictures into paint?
Yeah, i used Microsoft Paint
ok thanks
but how do you get pictures into it?
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does anyone know if you can put pictures into paint?
Yeah, i used Microsoft Paint
ok thanks
but how do you get pictures into it?
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/facepalm.jpg)
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(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s92/njfr46/sellfish2.jpg)
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(http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad215/pwcameron/SelfishMushroomParty.jpg?t=1276726217)
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Not really sure where I was going with this one
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2d8m0bd.png)
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does anyone know if you can put pictures into paint?
Yeah, i used Microsoft Paint
ok thanks
but how do you get pictures into it?
Select picture,save, open paint, go to file and open, go to my pictures, click on picture, press open , and voila!
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(http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad215/pwcameron/SelfishJRBlastoffdeck.jpg?t=1276654641)
I lol'd
haha! best wordplay so far.
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Mine sucks.
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Not really sure where I was going with this one
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2d8m0bd.png)
Fuck yeah. That should be a slap tshirt.
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Mine sucks.
this and the stealth bomber lobster made me lol
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all the entries have been awesome so far!
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If god dropped acid do you think he'd see people?-steven wright
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(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/puistdeck.jpg)
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So many good ones ;D go slap!!
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Om nom nom
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4068/4705550791_e5cd8d2bf8_b.jpg)
seriously, that would be an awesome graphic.
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(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8776/lollypop2copy.jpg)
(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/4635/poorhelp12copy.jpg)
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(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/puistdeck.jpg)
Brilliant.
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(http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae76/Doopey_02/shellfishboard2.jpg)
So good.
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FIRST PRIZE ADDED TO MODBOX (courtesy of Deaner):
Ryan Gallant Patron
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6712/rgpatron.jpg)
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damn, legit prize.
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(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/puistdeck.jpg)
But it should read "Rogers' Back."
Y'all need to step up your apostrophe game.
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(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/puistdeck.jpg)
But it should read "Rogers' Back."
Y'all need to step up your apostrophe game.
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/puistdeck2.jpg)
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(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t289/izzepark/puistdeck.jpg)
But it should read "Rogers' Back."
Y'all need to step up your apostrophe game.
you need to step up YOUR apostrophe game. it's not rogers' either. if you want to be technically correct, it would be rogers's.
if you're going to play the grammar game, do it right, boy!
(http://joshtoro.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/strunk-and-white.jpg)
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(http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae76/Doopey_02/Boston-Celtics-logo.jpg)
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FIRST PRIZE ADDED TO MODBOX (courtesy of Deaner):
Ryan Gallant Patron
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6712/rgpatron.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzAIZN9HuFg
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(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/JR_board2.jpg)
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(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/JR_board2.jpg)
(http://www.slapmagazine.com/Forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=44967.0;attach=1765;image)
BOTH OF THESE ARE BRILLIANT.
Anything with this guy with the computer hanging from his penis would sell like hotcakes. I would buy 10... I cant think of a more brutally, and incomprehensibly hilarious picture anywhere on the fucking internet.
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This is going to be the runner up prize:
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9794/axcoozie.jpg)
Axion 40oz Koozie
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fuck, just realized all the weird shit i have laying around is alcohol related...
hope who ever wins likes to drink.
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(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/JR_board2.jpg)
i can already read the ad for this board!
g'day mate, let's throw a shrimp on Ray Barbee.
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(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/JR_board2.jpg)
i can already read the ad for this board!
g'day mate, let's throw a shrimp on Ray Barbee.
yeah, this board is pretty fucking magnificent.
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(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/4333/garbalwarbl.jpg)
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9701/dsc43290bwd.jpg)
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(http://i50.tinypic.com/34hihde.png)
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(http://i50.tinypic.com/wk23j6.png)
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The Axion camo 40 oz hider is awesome.
I bet JR never drank a 40 in his life...or he just tried at least.
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but he does shrooms so its all good
sponge bob series , i would hang them all on my walls
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/16i6ski.png)
Once I figure out that was JR on the left, I seriously laughed out loud.
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(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/6030/ocoto1copy.jpg)
edit: but I'm most pleased how this one turned out: CLAMS
(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6885/clamscopy.jpg)
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Good luck picking a winner, all of these are awesome...
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/16i6ski.png)
yeah I just figured this one out and also laughed out loud, winner!
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edit: but I'm most pleased how this one turned out: CLAMS
(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6885/clamscopy.jpg)
Fuck yes! I had the Mariano Jaws board, but this would be even better.
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I'm not sure which single board graphic is best, but right now, No Fun is clearly running away with it if you look at all of the boards he put up.
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the boyan "jaws" board is fucking great!
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(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/JR_board3.jpg)
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(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/4674/rogersback.jpg)
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Magic Pizza's entry! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/975/rogersaids.jpg)
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Magic Pizza's entry! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
taken from behind by a giant crab, ouch
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edit: but I'm most pleased how this one turned out: CLAMS
(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6885/clamscopy.jpg)
this is the best one
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jereme asked me to watch his board last night...
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36840_388345372536_675462536_3521268_2541716_n.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)
"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
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^^^HAHA! ;D these are some of the best graphics ive ever seen! i would buy all of them! thank you so much everyone for this thread!!! I LOVE SLAP!
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jereme asked me to watch his board last night...
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36840_388345372536_675462536_3521268_2541716_n.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)
"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
fuck man, you deserve some sort of prize just for that alone. i can just imagine the serious look on his face as he asked you that. too fucking hilarious!
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(http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac215/illskate227/gayfish.jpg?1277083316)
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jereme asked me to watch his board last night...
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36840_388345372536_675462536_3521268_2541716_n.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)
"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
fuck man, you deserve some sort of prize just for that alone. i can just imagine the serious look on his face as he asked you that. too fucking hilarious!
that is amazing
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/59u1wg.png)
I LOL'd the hardest at this so far.
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all the entries have been awesome so far!
Holy fuck my stomach hurts from a good three minutes of hilarity-driven involuntary paroxysms via your submissions. You fuckin win dude.
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Can someone please link an online program where I can draw/edit a picture?
My computer at work doesn't have a paint/picture program.
Thanks.
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Can someone please link an online program where I can draw/edit a picture?
My computer at work doesn't have a paint/picture program.
Thanks.
http://www.getpaint.net/
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jereme asked me to watch his board last night...
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36840_388345372536_675462536_3521268_2541716_n.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)
"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
you win.
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(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)
"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
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(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)
"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
I vote for this one.
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all ahlee does is win
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(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/1829/shellfish.jpg)
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__NIW_tn8gFQ/TBvQP6RG5vI/AAAAAAAAACc/LB1cn9DI00g/s400/WHOS+NEXT.dib)
apparently this is the real thing,...
yaaaawwn!
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jereme asked me to watch his board last night...
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36840_388345372536_675462536_3521268_2541716_n.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)
"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
you win.
(http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/picard-win-2198_preview.png)
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someone got a vid of him getting huffy puffy with me. i cant hear shit though
http://qik.com/video/7987087
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someone got a vid of him getting huffy puffy with me. i cant hear shit though
http://qik.com/video/7987087
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
epic win.
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The shit you guys have come up here is pretty amazing; I have no idea how anyone's going to judge this.
Nice work Bantam--probably the best Slap contest I can remember.
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someone got a vid of him getting huffy puffy with me. i cant hear shit though
http://qik.com/video/7987087
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
epic win.
his face is not visible, yet you can almost imagine what his face looks like: "dude wtf, why would you do that" "yeah I like fishdicks"
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at first i was like theres a chance that didnt happen, then the vid sealed the deal,
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jereme asked me to watch his board last night...
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36840_388345372536_675462536_3521268_2541716_n.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4715387879_ae8986f565.jpg)
"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
you win.
(http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/picard-win-2198_preview.png)
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Dude has the weirdest-shaped head.
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/jufokp.jpg)
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HAHAHA These are all so good! "First time i did cocaine was awesome" HAHA and the one with thug jrog gettin it from a giant crab...so good.
Here is the new Shellfish X Proactiv Solution Collabo Deck:
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3208/jeremex.jpg)
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all the entries have been awesome so far!
Holy fuck my stomach hurts from a good three minutes of hilarity-driven involuntary paroxysms via your submissions. You fuckin win dude.
i think everyone who has submitted should win. this thread rules.
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someone got a vid of him getting huffy puffy with me. i cant hear shit though
http://qik.com/video/7987087
I heard the word "dick" from Jereme, and you denying it
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DEADLINE EXTENDED
CONTEST ENDS FRIDAY, JUNE 25TH @ NOON (PST)
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Om nom nom
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seriously, that would be an awesome graphic.
Reminds me of an old Yellow graphic I used to have.
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awesome!
@ ahlee: The Video is so awkward, it looks as though in your head you're going " Shit I really don't wanna be seen with this kook!"
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someone got a vid of him getting huffy puffy with me. i cant hear shit though
http://qik.com/video/7987087
Fuck man, you constantly kill it.
Is that the new Orchard location, Credo, or somewhere else?
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someone got a vid of him getting huffy puffy with me. i cant hear shit though
http://qik.com/video/7987087
Whoah, i didn't believe this was real, just an awesome fantasy picture story, hahaha.
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Lovin this. Keep 'em coming.
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the music-note looks funny ...
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jereme asked me to watch his board last night...
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"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
you win.
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the industry just got served!
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AHLEE!
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AHLEE!
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This thread is why I love Slap
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That one on the right is so full of WIN!
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Very nice. You could blame your board for every missed trick. "Selfish piece of shit!"
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jereme asked me to watch his board last night...
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"im asking you as a man...did you draw a penis on my board"
you win.
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I might have to redo this one tomorrow as I don't have the time to do it properly now, but I thought the idea was pretty funny
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^haha. best thread ever.
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Not really sure where I was going with this one
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This is one of the best things I have ever seen.
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So Boyan wins, no?
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^ ALT and ahlee also win
this thread is begging for classic slap
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This thread hasn't been posted in in over 24 hours, so you might not this reminder:
Contest ends in 2 hours 40 minutes! Get any late entry in soon.
I'll lock the thread and enter the extremely difficult judging process at noon (PST).
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Though the contest itself is over, the winners will be announced Monday. Whiteley is out on weekends, and I wish to speak with him before making things official.
Thanks for any patience you may or may not have.
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I don't care who wins, send this thread to Classic Slap.
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You should strip it down to just a few entries and have a poll.
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You should strip it down to just a few entries and have a poll.
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I don't care who wins, send this thread to Classic Slap.
seconded!
and i love the fact that there's a member who just joined, darth knuggs, whose every post, every single post so far, was either making an entry in this thread or in the brian wenning on selfish thread. dude's a shellfish.
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been trollin for a bit. only joined to add to the contest really. then was bummed it might be wenning as the new pro. i was thinking i might gain acceptance if i get some kind of cardiel avitar/signature thing goin.
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Fuck you you little lemur bastard!
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Fuck you you little lemur bastard!
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This thread has made my night! Fucking brilliant!
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Fuck you you little lemur bastard!
no fuck you, you want some of this?
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You should strip it down to just a few entries and have a poll.
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^ you did see the lemur, right? The lemur knows best.
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I don't know man. That lemur has a bad attitude.
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Give yourselves a big round of applause because this contest kicked ass. Other than yourselves, you need to thank Mark Whiteley and SLAP. I made you wait so I could talk to Mark about a prize idea to show appreciation for how great you all did.
So, here's the deal - There will be one winner and one runner up like expected, but thanks to Mark and SLAP I'm able to give the 5 most honorable mentions something as well. That means 7 total people will be getting this prize: a 30% off discount to the SLAP online store :)
Time for winners finally...
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WINNER: Mevs!!!!!
For his delightful entry:
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RUNNER UP: AHLEE!!!
For his hand drawn SELFagISH graphic:
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and the other amazing things he did. Thank you, Ahlee. You are a fine example of what all future and current pals should strive to be.
CONGRATS!
Mevs will receive the first ever modbox, while AHLEE will take home the Axion koozie. Both will get a 30% off discount code as well.
The most honorable of mentions:
ALT for these masterpieces:
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&
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Boyan for Clams (and many other contributions):
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Magic Pizza for this crab + JR rape/friendship hug:
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Brent for this, which made laugh out loud upon seeing:
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and last but not least, I was going to give a discount code to Mock Nugget for his Sherm Shrimp Rogers entry but noticed it was uploaded on Magic Pizza's photobucket. After an IP check it was confirmed they were the same person. Magic Pizza is already getting a code, so that means the last one goes to:
Chillout for this:
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Thank you all for making this so great. This was as close of a contest as you could get. Anyone who didn't win something should not be discouraged. I hope we can get a future contest half as good as this one. I look forward to the next one!
Mevs and Ahlee - PM me your shipping info
All other winners - I'll PM you your discount code tomorrow morning.
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everybody is a winner. even me and others who are totally uncreative.
I think there should be a contest like this every two months ... best fedora pictures on dirtiest sluts or something. we all know that there is über-creative potential when it comes to show some love to our friends.
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I don't care who wins, send this thread to Classic Slap.
best thread in ages. i laughed till i cried.
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good flow and great rhymes, Jereme
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http://vimeo.com/12807050
NEXT CONTEST:
Change the lyrics to make "shit" rhyme with something other than "shit"
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I couldn't look at the computer screen I felt so embarrassed. I don't know how the cameraman was able to hold the camera steady for that long.
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Good gawd that was fucking terrible.
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Cool I won something
It was a fun contest. So much good stuff
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that freestyle was fuckingg dope
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cant help but think that whitely took the safe route on this one and didnt want to pick a winner that was too mean, when he might have to work with jereme in the future
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Holy fucking shit
Errrrrm, I really don't know what to say... I just created my entry for fun and and as a way of forcing myself to stay awake after not sleeping much the night before, I didn't think for a second that I stood a chance of winning. Wow, thanks so much!
Big ups to everyone else who entered too, there have been so many good ones that I was excited to keep coming back to see what else had been added...this thread is pure Slap gold ;D
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cant help but think that whitely took the safe route on this one and didnt want to pick a winner that was too mean, when he might have to work with jereme in the future
Picking winners is the one thing Mark didn't contribute to. Sorry if I let you down. I can't think of any entry that was "too" mean unless you're referencing the chin-balls. That one made me crack up, but a little less than the ones that won. The cock n balls route is a well paved road on SLAP. The bar is set pretty high along with the expectations.
everybody is a winner. even me and others who are totally uncreative.
I think there should be a contest like this every two months ... best fedora pictures on dirtiest sluts or something. we all know that there is über-creative potential when it comes to show some love to our friends.
Great idea and I agree about the consistency of these contests. Everyone wins and you can't beat that.
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ATL and Magic had my favs but great contest
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I liked this one best.
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the next one should be a berra graphic contest.
thanks gipper
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Slap should ask Jereme what he thinks is the best design. Seems like he has a good attitude, I bet he'd pick one.
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He'd claim he was going to pick one then never get back to Whiteley.
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make sure to upload your contributions to the "wall photos" on selfish's facebook page.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Selfish-Skateboards/131997600150439?v=wall
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make sure to upload your contributions to the "wall photos" on selfish's facebook page.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Selfish-Skateboards/131997600150439?v=wall
YES!
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I laughed so jovially just now that I'm sure Santa went, "Motherfucker took my laugh."
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awesome! i wish i won, or at least got some kind of honorable mention haha
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awesome! i wish i won, or at least got some kind of honorable mention haha
There wasn't anyone who entered in this contest that didn't deserve something. Everyone seriously did great.
You definitely deserve more than a mention or two for submitting that to the Selfish page and coming up with the idea to do so. Seeing your entry as a "fan photo" is hysterical. It may not be a prize, but I hope a gnar can help ;)
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aww thanks. here, you have one too
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It's just a big old circle jerk in here, isn't it?
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Someone should have made a Sword and Skull rip off with a Crab or a Mike McGillicutty rip off with a clam and eel as the snake. You guys blew it.
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Well, look what turned up on my doorstep today:
The Zoo deck was a complete surprise. Thanks guys! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Well, look what turned up on my doorstep today:
The Zoo deck was a complete surprise. Thanks guys! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Sick. Glad you got it.
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Stoked for you, Mevs!!!
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Well, look what turned up on my doorstep today:
The Zoo deck was a complete surprise. Thanks guys! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Christmas in July :)