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Title: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: ticklefingers on August 16, 2010, 01:11:52 AM
(http://c0013454.cdn1.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/x2_252f708)



"The driver of a concrete mixer got more of a ride than he had bargained for on Saturday morning as his cab fell through a ramp leading to the roof of an Arts District warehouse.

The truck was left with its nose pointed straight into the air, and several cubic yards of concrete poured into the business below.

The driver was treated by paramedics and transported to Los Angeles County USC Medical Center, but was described as having only minor injuries.

Officials from the city's Department of Building and Safety were called to supervise the truck's removal from the building at 1248 E. Palmetto."

text via via http://blogdowntown.com/2010/08/5579-cement-truck-upended-by-arts-district-ramp (http://blogdowntown.com/2010/08/5579-cement-truck-upended-by-arts-district-ramp)


Berra's Tweet:
A cement truck fell through our roof. It's going to be a long week. http://tweetphoto.com/38991624 (http://tweetphoto.com/38991624)

http://twitter.com/steve_berra/status/21178794808 (http://twitter.com/steve_berra/status/21178794808)
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Kirtap on August 16, 2010, 01:30:04 AM
Hahaha, holy shit!
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Albatross on August 16, 2010, 01:45:25 AM
he probably had a premonition about this and didnt show up to work

some final destination type shit is gonna go down
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Toivo on August 16, 2010, 01:52:49 AM
HAHAHA poor steve...we need more dramatic videos.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: TrainWreck on August 16, 2010, 02:47:01 AM
hahaha ... first try cement truck thursday ?

steve is such a chiseler ... another great promotion idea ...  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: jayceedeecee on August 16, 2010, 02:52:20 AM
who gives a shit?
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: dolphinstyle. on August 16, 2010, 03:22:30 AM
Nelson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo#)
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: RightCoastBiased on August 16, 2010, 05:05:22 AM
I don't believe he is telling the truth.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: carbonite on August 16, 2010, 05:16:32 AM
... several cubic yards of concrete poured into the business below.



bowl? get on that shit, berra
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Turtle Boy on August 16, 2010, 05:22:43 AM
Sooner or later the Karma always end in your fucking face
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Nick.. on August 16, 2010, 06:59:43 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: GnArcIsSisTic on August 16, 2010, 07:48:58 AM
Won't be long before he starts selling chunks of the spilled concrete on his website. autographed by berrics riders.... of course
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Martin on August 16, 2010, 07:52:34 AM
Thats the last time I ask the Taliban to take out Steve Berra!
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: saucy ragu on August 16, 2010, 07:52:57 AM
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4073/4892212306_7fa5984857_z.jpg)

Yeah, looks a lot like the Berrics.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Nick.. on August 16, 2010, 07:55:09 AM
Won't be long before he starts selling chunks of the spilled concrete on his website. autographed by berrics riders.... of course
Or inculding them in those Batboxes.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: H8R part 4 on August 16, 2010, 07:55:32 AM
somehow i don't think their insurance is covering cement trucks falling from the sky.

sucks for the guys who frequent the park but at least more of them will hit the streets and log some footage.

  
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: SFblah on August 16, 2010, 08:02:33 AM
It's just a joke.  If you Google map their address (684 S. Myers, Los Angeles, CA 90023) you see there is no ramp onto the building.

Xenu would never let this happen.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Crazy Ralph on August 16, 2010, 08:33:08 AM
Nelson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo#)
i really hope this is true
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: heckler on August 16, 2010, 08:38:59 AM
Quote
Hazardous materials team here. Fire dept, LAPD. 600 gallons of water per minute. My head rests in the palms of my hands.
WTF BASED GOD? WTF?
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: grimcity on August 16, 2010, 08:39:15 AM
Deaner's sig is way more amazing to me right now. Which Hubba chick is that?
Thrasher had some leggy girl trying to kickflip in the last issue too.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: trickstick on August 16, 2010, 08:53:43 AM
Thats great
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: barkeep11 on August 16, 2010, 09:03:49 AM
It's just a joke.  If you Google map their address (684 S. Myers, Los Angeles, CA 90023) you see there is no ramp onto the building.

Xenu would never let this happen.

The address stated in the article is 1248 E. Palmetto.  I'm confused.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: grimcity on August 16, 2010, 09:06:05 AM
I keep hearing that the offices and park are separate.

That has to cost a buttload.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: bumpnrun on August 16, 2010, 09:54:31 AM
Berrics doesn't have green pillars does it?

(http://photos.blogdowntown.com/4892212306_7fa5984857.jpg)
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: kneebone on August 16, 2010, 10:09:45 AM
it's the berrics offices.  they are in a separate building from the park.  there's been a couple clips where they've driven from one to the other...i think one of them was for those mikey taylor (?) shirts.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Jupiter on August 16, 2010, 10:10:41 AM
Won't be long before he starts selling chunks of the spilled concrete on his website. autographed by berrics riders.... of course

hahaha
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Jay E-Quails on August 16, 2010, 10:19:51 AM
Xenu would never let this happen.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on August 16, 2010, 10:31:22 AM
Deaner's sig is way more amazing to me right now. Which Hubba chick is that?
Thrasher had some leggy girl trying to kickflip in the last issue too.
http://www.hubbawheels.com/meetthegirls/marsha_howard/ (http://www.hubbawheels.com/meetthegirls/marsha_howard/)
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 16, 2010, 10:51:10 AM
Sooner or later the Karma always end in  fucking your face
(http://kickitskate.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/koston.jpg)
"Fixed"
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: boyan on August 16, 2010, 10:59:51 AM
Alicia Keys- Karma (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6TvLsXMcuA#)
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Donkey Lips on August 16, 2010, 11:00:24 AM
Steve can blame this fucker for weakening the structure.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Turtle Boy on August 16, 2010, 11:11:29 AM
Sooner or later the Karma always end in  fucking your face
(http://kickitskate.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/koston.jpg)
"Fixed"

Ahaha i didn't know what the right sentence was, thanks.

I would have pay 3$ to see this happen
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: grimcity on August 16, 2010, 11:24:38 AM
Deaner's sig is way more amazing to me right now. Which Hubba chick is that?
Thrasher had some leggy girl trying to kickflip in the last issue too.
http://www.hubbawheels.com/meetthegirls/marsha_howard/ (http://www.hubbawheels.com/meetthegirls/marsha_howard/)

Damn! She's pretty damned wicked.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on August 16, 2010, 12:01:08 PM
what the fuck was a cement truck doing on a roof?
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: MaryhillVibe on August 16, 2010, 12:51:43 PM
I don't believe he is telling the truth.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: yeahisaidit on August 16, 2010, 01:31:06 PM
It's just a joke.  If you Google map their address (684 S. Myers, Los Angeles, CA 90023) you see there is no ramp onto the building.

Xenu would never let this happen.

The address stated in the article is 1248 E. Palmetto.  I'm confused.

Myers is the offices, I believe palmetto is the warehouse with merchandise for the mailorder, and the skatepark is neither of those. Palmetto is where they had the "garage sale" with no garage sale prices, and it does have a ramp up to the second story.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: I Throw Away Change on August 16, 2010, 02:46:23 PM
I don't believe he is telling the truth.

It was on the AP news wire - so you are retarded...  If you don't know what AP stand for - it's Associated Press...
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Donkey Lips on August 16, 2010, 06:09:36 PM
It's just a joke.  If you Google map their address (684 S. Myers, Los Angeles, CA 90023) you see there is no ramp onto the building.

Xenu would never let this happen.

The address stated in the article is 1248 E. Palmetto.  I'm confused.
Myers is the offices, I believe palmetto is the warehouse with merchandise for the mailorder, and the skatepark is neither of those. Palmetto is where they had the "garage sale" with no garage sale prices, and it does have a ramp up to the second story.
edit-photo
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: CrookieMonster on August 16, 2010, 06:10:08 PM
Yes it's true.

It was 10-15 feet away from killing everyone
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Euclid on August 16, 2010, 07:11:46 PM
Imagine how much money Steven would have made off of memorial t-shirts if that truck had landed on and killed Reda.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Watson on August 16, 2010, 07:18:27 PM
Xenu would never let this happen.

Oh my god SF, just like most of the public out there you are SO misinformed and ignorant about the religion of Scientology. First of all, Xenu is an evil intergalactic entity, not the Jesus or God of Scientology. If anything he is the Devil of Scientology. Secondly he is nothing to be made fun of and joked about like he is a fictional character. Xenu is very much a historical person who existed and did much harm to many races of people all over the galaxy.

You see, 75 million years ago Xenu, with the help of psychiatrists, and under the guise of income tax inspections, gathered up billions of people from the population of his 27 star and 76 planet Galactic Confederacy who wore clothes that looked exactly like clothes we wear now and used cars, trains, and boats that looked exactly like the type we use now, froze them all in a mixture of alcohol and glycol to capture their souls, loaded them into a spacecraft that looked exactly like a DC-8 but without engines, flew them all to Earth, unloaded them all around the bases of volcanoes, and then threw in hydrogen bombs, detonating the volcanoes, and killing the billions of kidnapped aliens turning their souls into Thetans.

As if that weren't enough, then Xenu captured all the disembodied souls from the explosion in an electronic ribbon, forced them to watch the R6 Implant for 36 days which is a "3-D, super colossal motion picture", that implanted misleading data and robbed the Thetans of their personal identity, causing the Thetans of the exploded aliens to cluster together and enter the few surviving aliens creating Body Thetans which still cling to and adversely affect all of the humans on earth.

SF, you're obviously not operating on a very high Thetan level, thus your foolish ignorance of the history of the galaxy. Luckily for you there is a way out of your clouded, Thetan affected mind state. Simply pay well over $100,000 for courses at your nearest Scientology Centre, and you can be as clear as Steve Berra, Jim Greco, Jason Lee, Eric Koston, and all these other awesome people: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scientologists#List_of_members. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scientologists#List_of_members.)

I hope this has enlightened you a little bit.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: blatablatblau on August 16, 2010, 07:34:28 PM
doubt its true
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: everypennyfedcar on August 16, 2010, 08:30:33 PM
Newman - Hilarious (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKeQK-bORXE#)
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on August 17, 2010, 12:25:17 AM
Xenu would never let this happen.

Oh my god SF, just like most of the public out there you are SO misinformed and ignorant about the religion of Scientology. First of all, Xenu is an evil intergalactic entity, not the Jesus or God of Scientology. If anything he is the Devil of Scientology. Secondly he is nothing to be made fun of and joked about like he is a fictional character. Xenu is very much a historical person who existed and did much harm to many races of people all over the galaxy.

You see, 75 million years ago Xenu, with the help of psychiatrists, and under the guise of income tax inspections, gathered up billions of people from the population of his 27 star and 76 planet Galactic Confederacy who wore clothes that looked exactly like clothes we wear now and used cars, trains, and boats that looked exactly like the type we use now, froze them all in a mixture of alcohol and glycol to capture their souls, loaded them into a spacecraft that looked exactly like a DC-8 but without engines, flew them all to Earth, unloaded them all around the bases of volcanoes, and then threw in hydrogen bombs, detonating the volcanoes, and killing the billions of kidnapped aliens turning their souls into Thetans.

As if that weren't enough, then Xenu captured all the disembodied souls from the explosion in an electronic ribbon, forced them to watch the R6 Implant for 36 days which is a "3-D, super colossal motion picture", that implanted misleading data and robbed the Thetans of their personal identity, causing the Thetans of the exploded aliens to cluster together and enter the few surviving aliens creating Body Thetans which still cling to and adversely affect all of the humans on earth.

SF, you're obviously not operating on a very high Thetan level, thus your foolish ignorance of the history of the galaxy. Luckily for you there is a way out of your clouded, Thetan affected mind state. Simply pay well over $100,000 for courses at your nearest Scientology Centre, and you can be as clear as Steve Berra, Jim Greco, Jason Lee, Eric Koston, and all these other awesome people: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scientologists#List_of_members. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scientologists#List_of_members.)

I hope this has enlightened you a little bit.

that made me watch that south park episode again.

also, nowadays scientologists deny that that story ever was a part of their "religion"(company).
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: warhead on August 17, 2010, 01:24:48 AM
Video > http://www.theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=2208 (http://www.theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=2208)
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: RonBurgundy on August 17, 2010, 02:15:30 AM
hope kalis' sunblock is waterproof!
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: RonBurgundy on August 17, 2010, 02:19:23 AM
on another note, fuck dude, what about that "non profit" shit where the site only existed to contribute to skateboarding.I mean, 3 adresses? fuck, I'm sharing a 2 room ap. with 4 people, thats non profit skateboarding oriented living, not fucking 3 warehouses.
fuck that speech and fuck that fag piano dramatic song, is not like someone got fucking hurt, is a fucking roof, go skate fuckers
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Toivo on August 17, 2010, 02:28:26 AM
yesssss,yessssssss that's fuckin fantastic.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: dolphinstyle. on August 17, 2010, 02:34:24 AM
does anyone know the music? I bet it's from a movie about the 3rd Reich, so berra can maximize the drama
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: saKazuia on August 17, 2010, 04:57:25 AM
 can somebody explain to me...
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: RightCoastBiased on August 17, 2010, 05:01:40 AM
I don't believe he is telling the truth.

It was on the AP news wire - so you are retarded...  If you don't know what AP stand for - it's Associated Press...

Did the AP article mention the Berrics at all? Or did they just report that a cement truck fell through a roof? You see, I did not deny that a cement truck fell through the roof. I just doubted Berra, his thetan level is way to high to be trusted.

You need to stop using hyphens, when you mean to be using commas. Also, ellipsis should not replace periods. Though I am sure you felt smart knowing what AP meant.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Schwiggyz on August 17, 2010, 05:19:03 AM
Steve Berra blew his load all over some Batboxes
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: grimcity on August 17, 2010, 05:44:56 AM
Damn, I bet that driver shit bricks. All humor aside, I'm glad nobody got killed... it'd be fucked up to be walking from point a to point b and all of a sudden have a goddamned cement truck land on your head.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: HATE! on August 17, 2010, 06:15:03 AM
Berra pulled this shit because he started talking about how certain BATB matches are being posted, which will lead to line up changes and he knows that will cause riots.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on August 17, 2010, 06:21:58 AM
i guess a cement truck fell through the roof:

http://tweetphoto.com/38991624 (http://tweetphoto.com/38991624)
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: camel filters on August 17, 2010, 07:17:02 AM
awesome happened to the berrics.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: blatablatblau on August 17, 2010, 07:46:06 AM
awesome happened to the berrics.

yessir
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Al Borland on August 17, 2010, 08:16:50 AM
guess someone else was just as annoyed by these batboxes and took action.

http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=2208 (http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=2208)

how long until berra blames slap?
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Watson on August 17, 2010, 08:19:35 AM
Xenu would never let this happen.

Oh my god SF, just like most of the public out there you are SO misinformed and ignorant about the religion of Scientology. First of all, Xenu is an evil intergalactic entity, not the Jesus or God of Scientology. If anything he is the Devil of Scientology. Secondly he is nothing to be made fun of and joked about like he is a fictional character. Xenu is very much a historical person who existed and did much harm to many races of people all over the galaxy.

You see, 75 million years ago Xenu, with the help of psychiatrists, and under the guise of income tax inspections, gathered up billions of people from the population of his 27 star and 76 planet Galactic Confederacy who wore clothes that looked exactly like clothes we wear now and used cars, trains, and boats that looked exactly like the type we use now, froze them all in a mixture of alcohol and glycol to capture their souls, loaded them into a spacecraft that looked exactly like a DC-8 but without engines, flew them all to Earth, unloaded them all around the bases of volcanoes, and then threw in hydrogen bombs, detonating the volcanoes, and killing the billions of kidnapped aliens turning their souls into Thetans.

As if that weren't enough, then Xenu captured all the disembodied souls from the explosion in an electronic ribbon, forced them to watch the R6 Implant for 36 days which is a "3-D, super colossal motion picture", that implanted misleading data and robbed the Thetans of their personal identity, causing the Thetans of the exploded aliens to cluster together and enter the few surviving aliens creating Body Thetans which still cling to and adversely affect all of the humans on earth.

SF, you're obviously not operating on a very high Thetan level, thus your foolish ignorance of the history of the galaxy. Luckily for you there is a way out of your clouded, Thetan affected mind state. Simply pay well over $100,000 for courses at your nearest Scientology Centre, and you can be as clear as Steve Berra, Jim Greco, Jason Lee, Eric Koston, and all these other awesome people: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scientologists#List_of_members. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scientologists#List_of_members.)

I hope this has enlightened you a little bit.

that made me watch that south park episode again.

also, nowadays scientologists deny that that story ever was a part of their "religion"(company).

And then throw hissy fits.

This is the best Scientology has? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUiUyVqOuJI#)
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: mooraga on August 17, 2010, 08:25:09 AM
guess someone else was just as annoyed by these batboxes and took action.

http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=2208 (http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=2208)

how long until berra blames slap?

I couldn't stopped laughing when I saw those batboxes
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: MustardTigerPhilCollins on August 17, 2010, 08:27:39 AM
on another note, fuck dude, what about that "non profit" shit where the site only existed to contribute to skateboarding.I mean, 3 adresses? fuck, I'm sharing a 2 room ap. with 4 people, thats non profit skateboarding oriented living, not fucking 3 warehouses.
fuck that speech and fuck that fag piano dramatic song, is not like someone got fucking hurt, is a fucking roof, go skate fuckers
Hahaha. Its 9/11 all over again.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on August 17, 2010, 09:39:06 AM
Deaner's sig is way more amazing to me right now. Which Hubba chick is that?
Thrasher had some leggy girl trying to kickflip in the last issue too.
http://www.hubbawheels.com/meetthegirls/marsha_howard/ (http://www.hubbawheels.com/meetthegirls/marsha_howard/)
Off topic but I watched an episode of Futurama last night and finally saw Ethan Bubblegum Tate. Never in my life have I laughed so hard at a Futurama episode. It was a good one. The one where Bender cooks in a competition and Tate is a judge.
"Never have I ever seen such fine strokes of the ass."
"Then you've never met my mother."
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: lem on August 17, 2010, 09:41:57 AM
So does that mean all the DC guys have to find more useless shit for more batboxes?

does anyone know the music? I bet it's from a movie about the 3rd Reich, so berra can maximize the drama

It's from Magnolia.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on August 17, 2010, 10:02:40 AM
Hey, Watson sig'd me, because he must think I'm that cool or something.  ::)
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Jupiter on August 17, 2010, 10:11:13 AM
(http://imgur.com/ZPgGd.jpg)
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: skate_bored on August 17, 2010, 10:14:57 AM
damn insurance money will save the batbox flop!
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: tangar on August 17, 2010, 10:35:02 AM
guess someone else was just as annoyed by these batboxes and took action.

http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=2208 (http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=2208)

how long until berra blames slap?

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw those batboxes
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: formeitscrazylike on August 17, 2010, 10:48:13 AM
Deaner's sig is way more amazing to me right now. Which Hubba chick is that?
Thrasher had some leggy girl trying to kickflip in the last issue too.
http://www.hubbawheels.com/meetthegirls/marsha_howard/ (http://www.hubbawheels.com/meetthegirls/marsha_howard/)

"What are some of your hobbies?

Skating, playing video games, sleeping, masturbating, burning blunts, and watching a lot of Curb Your Enthusiasm."

oh my god i'm in love
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Chris P. Bacon on August 17, 2010, 10:51:26 AM
Steve Berra spits blown loads all over some Batboxes
better
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: norrin radd on August 17, 2010, 10:53:18 AM
the ramp where the mixer fell through leads to the roof of the adjacent building to the berrics "offices"

as seen on previous pics, the top of that building is where the garage sale was

the ramp is pretty much connected to the berrics offices so i'm sure they got some damage

the berrics park is about 1-2 miles away from there

i parked near the berrics offices going to event nearby that day and saw all that chaos, i thought they were filming a movie

Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on August 17, 2010, 10:57:30 AM
THIS PAST WEEKEND... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Grzk1tByA#ws)
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: codithou on August 17, 2010, 11:36:45 AM
xenu has spoken
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: StinkyLarry on August 17, 2010, 11:44:03 AM
lololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: boyan on August 17, 2010, 11:48:49 AM
THIS PAST WEEKEND... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Grzk1tByA#ws)

what's up with that music, did somebody die? is it a scene of the godfather? no, a bunch of shoes got wet, that's the great thing about shoes, they aren't destroyed when exposed to water

this song would've been so much better

jazz trumpet solo-miles davis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eNnOyVftgc#)

 
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Egon Spangler on August 17, 2010, 12:28:18 PM
where is your god now steve berra
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Martin on August 17, 2010, 12:46:43 PM
I'll see your Miles Davis and raise you this...

Up yours Berra you self congratulating shytehawk! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ#)

Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Schteven on August 17, 2010, 02:26:11 PM
The concrete just felt that there was an unmeasurable wackness going on in the office below, like skaters only skating perfect made wooden structures. And the concrete decided "There should be a rad-ass pool in there". But it had forgotten that there was still a truck surrounding itsself. Oh well.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: wuust on August 17, 2010, 03:00:58 PM
fuck it, if one of the  batboxes contains a cement truck, i'm getting them, no mather what size!
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Lurkenstock on August 17, 2010, 03:02:03 PM
Why does this fucking kook feel the need to not only rock hooded sweatshirts but run the hood on his head like all the time?
Maybe in Nebraska winters but come on it's fucking Los Angeles in the summer.
SHIT LOOKS GAY AS FUCK, SUPREME FAGGOTRY AT IT'S WORST.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on August 17, 2010, 03:13:35 PM
Why does this fucking kook feel the need to not only rock hooded sweatshirts but run the hood on his head like all the time?
Maybe in Nebraska winters but come on it's fucking Los Angeles in the summer.
SHIT LOOKS GAY AS FUCK, SUPREME FAGGOTRY AT IT'S WORST.

I was just thinking that today hahaha.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: gkn00dlez on August 17, 2010, 05:18:39 PM
Berra may be a kook but no one deserves this shit.
That sucks.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: remEMBer on August 17, 2010, 06:00:11 PM
Wow hopefully someone will still be able to get that Rob Drydek card...
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: dickmuffin23 on August 17, 2010, 06:06:14 PM
noooooo!!!! now no one will be able to enjoy chaz ortiz' shitty laffy taffy!
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: El Venado Zombi on August 17, 2010, 07:15:56 PM
Berra may be a kook but no one deserves this shit.
That sucks.
I disagree. He's running a mailorder, which can put shops out of business. If they ran something like the DLX Skate Shop Connect program, I can respect that. But, at least half of the people who buy from skate shops are kids, who love the Berrics enough to buy shit from them, instead of going to a local shop.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: gkn00dlez on August 17, 2010, 09:02:23 PM
Berra may be a kook but no one deserves this shit.
That sucks.
I disagree. He's running a mailorder, which can put shops out of business. If they ran something like the DLX Skate Shop Connect program, I can respect that. But, at least half of the people who buy from skate shops are kids, who love the Berrics enough to buy shit from them, instead of going to a local shop.

You can't make everyone happy in skateboarding. Kids are going to buy from whatever is "COOL" at the moment. The companies and dist. are still making their coin and staying alive and the core skate shops will stay alive from the dedicated support from the local scene. Everything will run it's course. But to say the Berrics is putting shops out of business is an overstatement.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on August 17, 2010, 09:36:11 PM
Where is Koston is all this? Seems like he doesn't care.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: El Venado Zombi on August 17, 2010, 09:41:55 PM
Berra may be a kook but no one deserves this shit.
That sucks.
I disagree. He's running a mailorder, which can put shops out of business. If they ran something like the DLX Skate Shop Connect program, I can respect that. But, at least half of the people who buy from skate shops are kids, who love the Berrics enough to buy shit from them, instead of going to a local shop.

You can't make everyone happy in skateboarding. Kids are going to buy from whatever is "COOL" at the moment. The companies and dist. are still making their coin and staying alive and the core skate shops will stay alive from the dedicated support from the local scene. Everything will run it's course. But to say the Berrics is putting shops out of business is an overstatement.
I never said that Berra actually puts shops out of business. I said that his mailorder has the potential to put shops out of business. A couple boards and shoes a month do make a difference. I don't feel sorry for him because of how cocky he is.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Open Bar on August 17, 2010, 09:44:43 PM
koston's career isn't based on the site...
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: gkn00dlez on August 17, 2010, 10:16:25 PM
Berra may be a kook but no one deserves this shit.
That sucks.
I disagree. He's running a mailorder, which can put shops out of business. If they ran something like the DLX Skate Shop Connect program, I can respect that. But, at least half of the people who buy from skate shops are kids, who love the Berrics enough to buy shit from them, instead of going to a local shop.

You can't make everyone happy in skateboarding. Kids are going to buy from whatever is "COOL" at the moment. The companies and dist. are still making their coin and staying alive and the core skate shops will stay alive from the dedicated support from the local scene. Everything will run it's course. But to say the Berrics is putting shops out of business is an overstatement.
I never said that Berra actually puts shops out of business. I said that his mailorder has the potential to put shops out of business. A couple boards and shoes a month do make a difference. I don't feel sorry for him because of how cocky he is.

So buying from any company over the internet could "potentially" put shops out of business? Is that what your saying? As kooky as it is at least the Berrics is run by skateboarders and is strictly skateboarding. As KOOKY as it is at least it's not Joe Shmoe's Xtreme Sports. I will never have a reason to buy anything from "the canteen". But the Berrics will never have the potential to put core shops out of business. Bottom line.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: bob on August 17, 2010, 10:21:16 PM
koston's career isn't based on the site...
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Goblinshark on August 18, 2010, 01:44:33 AM
look on the bright side, at least sunscreen is generally waterproof
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: duke_kookum on August 18, 2010, 10:28:56 PM
I don't know why they made such a big deal out of that. The cement truck fell through the warehouse next door to theberrics office. Ruined a lot of their neighbors stuff and roof, all that happened to theberrics office is water spilling from the cement truck through a door that connects their warehouses and water damaged the batbox shoes. Thats all. No clue why their claiming it went in their roof and that they need to fix stuff other then mop their floor.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: kazbenson on August 18, 2010, 11:24:44 PM
I prayed for a missile, but the cement truck is good enough.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: 3.14 on August 19, 2010, 12:23:53 AM
oh no this is the end of skateboarding as we know it kids are gonna have to go skate the gruesome streets

please no
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Michael on August 19, 2010, 08:12:38 AM
karma...
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on August 19, 2010, 11:38:39 AM
Where is Koston is all this? Seems like he doesn't care.
Berra's the drama queen, that's why.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: frenchtoast on August 19, 2010, 03:57:42 PM
where is your god now steve berra

obviously he is getting put through hard times to test his faith dumb dumb
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: smokecrack on August 19, 2010, 04:07:39 PM
where is your god now steve berra

obviously he is getting put through hard times to test his faith dumb dumb

scientologists don't really even believe in god. that's why you rarely actually hear them talk about their beliefs.
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: Rutger Hauer on August 19, 2010, 10:19:41 PM
Hahaa! Oh man you got to love the dramatic video on their site of this! It's amazing! And Berra has to be on DC 'cause the drama is on the DC shoe boxes! Poor little DC shoe boxes! Will they recover?!
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: kanton kop killers on August 19, 2010, 11:01:51 PM
batboxes ruined  ;D
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: popsiclesandskatin on August 19, 2010, 11:25:10 PM
hang in there berra
Baseket Ball Funny Car Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikHvsa29fkg#)
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: finknoos on August 20, 2010, 06:36:36 AM
Lulz at the batboxes :D
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: robasheep on August 20, 2010, 07:55:22 AM
Based on the lack of updates...I'm guessing that Berra is making an insurance claim.  Loss of sales...etc. 
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: carbonite on August 20, 2010, 10:02:25 AM
Hahaa! Oh man you got to love the dramatic video on their site of this!

yeah looks like Paul Thomas Anderson works for the berrics now, so stoked
Title: Re: Cement truck falls through the roof of berrics offices
Post by: kazbenson on August 26, 2010, 05:36:07 AM
THIS PAST WEEKEND... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Grzk1tByA#ws)

what's up with that music, did somebody die? is it a scene of the godfather? no, a bunch of shoes got wet, that's the great thing about shoes, they aren't destroyed when exposed to water

this song would've been so much better

jazz trumpet solo-miles davis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eNnOyVftgc#)

 
That was one of the funniest posts ive ever seen, I love this thread so much!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA