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General Discussion => Classic SLAP => Topic started by: Watson on August 28, 2010, 12:29:38 AM
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Well it seems that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was pictured shredding on the boardwalk of the Jersey shore. (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/50413417.html#cutid1 (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/50413417.html#cutid1)) So I figured what better opportunity for a classic Slap photoshop contest is there than this?
Here is your primary ammunition:
(http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae336/samer24/Uploads%20via%20Pixelpipe/web-image-dc32337a0ecd42bffdfe02dce6ab2e86.jpg)
(http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae336/samer24/Uploads%20via%20Pixelpipe/web-image-216cb974970f3e3c6067d56796579896-1.jpg)
(http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae336/samer24/Uploads%20via%20Pixelpipe/web-image-2885eb34ef8640f4bb095d3762cc0409.jpg)
(http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae336/samer24/Uploads%20via%20Pixelpipe/web-image-7fb442889bd562720b517095fe553452.jpg)
But feel free to use any and all Situation resources you can find. Make your own fake company, board graphics, ads, whatever you want.
The contest will officially end Sunday Sept. 4th at midnight, and the winner will be chosen by myself, Bantam, and I don't know... let's say Boosh?
First place prize is a mix CD made personally by me for you. That is unless Whitely or Deaner want to officially sanction this event and find some other prize to add to the pot. Either way, the CD is in there, but let's be honest, this is for bragging rights.
I decided to get the ball rolling and set the bar high with this 6-shot sequence of a kickflip back tail down the Long Beach kinked hubba.
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j52/biggwatt/SituationBackTailSequence1.jpg)
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j52/biggwatt/SituationBackTailSequence2-1.jpg)
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j52/biggwatt/SituationBackTailSequence2.jpg)
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j52/biggwatt/SituationBackTailSequence3.jpg)
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j52/biggwatt/SituationBackTailSequence4.jpg)
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j52/biggwatt/SituationBackTailSequence5.jpg)
I expect big things out of you Officer Caruthers.
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(http://www.pddistribution.com/images/shake_junt/SJ_BoxLogo_Sticker_5.5_Front.jpg)
(http://www.ultimateskateboarddist.com/site/wp-content/uploads/BlackPanther-Bearings.jpg)
(http://www.funkrocks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/es_koston_3_k3_shoes.jpg)
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u already won
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u already won
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god damn why do you have to set the bar so high?? i got one cooking tho for sure.
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Watson, thanks for this being the first thing I see when I wake up this morning. Made my day!
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I want to roll around the park with my hands in the air like the first pic... all day.
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(http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab248/Tunny1/test.jpg)
This is first time using photoshop so go easy.
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Damn, Watson, I think yours is unbeatable already. I hope you get a mix cd with songs you like.
...and a lock of hair! That would be epic shit. haha
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ahahahahahahahahahah so good.
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Damn, Watson, I think yours is unbeatable already. I hope you get a mix cd with songs you like.
...and a lock of hair! That would be epic shit. haha
Lord knows I could use a lock of hair!
Ahaha thanks for the compliments, but I am officially unable to win my own contest. I am only got those juices flowing. I'm sure someone can top mine, but if not it's whoever comes closest.
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That dude's allergic to shirts in general, no wonder his balance is thrown off... Not one shirt but two?
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I added the sticky necessary to make it official ;)
I got some leftover modbox junk (aol discs, one grind king truck (yes, singular), broken headphones, Spitfire water bottle, etc) that I'll contribute if we can't get a real prize to add to your mix cd.
Just so everyone knows, I tried to get him to make the prize a nude picture of himself but he wouldn't oblige. I thought it would really inspire you all. Maybe next time...
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Damn! Watson is killing it right out of the gate. That sequence was sick!
I don't think anyone is going to be able to top that.
I can't wait to see some more entries
This contest is gonna be epic...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/SELFISH-2.jpg)
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the captcha when i uploaded this was 'keystone inianed'.
(http://i37.tinypic.com/6qfvxf.jpg)
edit:
(http://i33.tinypic.com/5ow3ue.jpg)
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More importantly, where can one buy those pants?
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Al coming in hot!
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Damn! Watson is killing it right out of the gate. That sequence was sick!
I don't think anyone is going to be able to top that.
I can't wait to see some more entries
This contest is gonna be epic...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/SELFISH-2.jpg)
note to self: never fuck with Caruthers. Within 2 weeks I know for sure I'd have a cop at my door arresting me and telling me he had all the photographs he needed to send me to jail for life.
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my comment about this amazing contest kept getting deleted. i didn't know you guys did that on this forum. you delete negative comments, watson?
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my comment about this amazing contest kept getting deleted. i didn't know you guys did that on this forum. you delete negative comments, watson?
Watson can't do it... somebody else can though, but shouldn't.
What did you say?
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my comment about this amazing contest kept getting deleted. i didn't know you guys did that on this forum. you delete negative comments, watson?
No, like Gipper said, I can't delete comments you fucking dingus. Believe me if I could delete stuff, I'd be deleting your whole sorry account.
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my comment about this amazing contest kept getting deleted. i didn't know you guys did that on this forum. you delete negative comments, watson?
No, like Gipper said, I can't delete comments you fucking dingus. Believe me if I could delete stuff, I'd be deleting your whole sorry account.
damn watson, that's so punk rock. let me know how i'm supposed to post so i could join the elite club
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maybe if you stopped killing kittens you'd know
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well for starters, how you're supposed to post is by posting funny photoshop images of the situation.
i thought that would be obvious by now.
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kk, i gets it now. in his off time Mike likes to relax and make sweet benches.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4073/4937145664_d80fd9faa3.jpg)
he's got plenty of NY cred and has been down with the Dillster for years.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4099/4936560123_1ef0657089.jpg)
;)
(i obviously can't photochops, so there's my crappy ms paint entry)
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(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/More%20Pics/double-rainbow.jpg)
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^ Hahaha!
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(http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab248/Tunny1/test.jpg)
This is first time using photoshop so go easy.
Nice work mate!
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Not many people noticed, but The Situation came through Manny Mania in NYC and killed it...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/situation.jpg)
Greasy boardslide on the flat rail...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/000025.jpg)
The Situation reps Jersey hard...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/00003.jpg)
Getting in a (balanced?) nose manny before the shenanigans and rain set in.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2.jpg)
The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Meat-Head.jpg)
Mike stays true to his meathead roots and jumps in, even when it's not necessary
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Not many noticed, but The Situation came through Manny Mania in NYC and killed it...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/000015.jpg)
Greasy boardslide on the flat rail...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/000025.jpg)
The Situation reps Jersey hard...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/00003.jpg)
Getting in a (balanced?) nose manny before the shenanigans and rain set in.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2.jpg)
The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Meat-Head.jpg)
Mike stays true to his meathead roots and jumps in, even when it's not necessary
This is a winner!
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(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Berra.jpg)
Looks like Berra may have a guest role on the Shore...
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Not many people noticed, but The Situation came through Manny Mania in NYC and killed it...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2.jpg)
The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Meat-Head.jpg)
Mike stays true to his meathead roots and jumps in, even when it's not necessary
Goddamn it, those lat two pictures had me crying.
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(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Berra.jpg)
Looks like Berra may have a guest role on the Shore...
that looks real. funny shit
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Caruthers, I love you. Just wanted to let you know...
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Not many people noticed, but The Situation came through Manny Mania in NYC and killed it...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/situation.jpg)
Greasy boardslide on the flat rail...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/000025.jpg)
The Situation reps Jersey hard...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/00003.jpg)
Getting in a (balanced?) nose manny before the shenanigans and rain set in.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2.jpg)
The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Meat-Head.jpg)
Mike stays true to his meathead roots and jumps in, even when it's not necessary
hahahah winner!
my own humble contribution... the situation short film dropping soon!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs371.snc4/45405_10150246978390696_784110695_14368701_5718972_n.jpg)
so handsome, so talented!
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(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2.jpg)
The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...
When I got to this one I literally started cackling out loud. Oh my god. Tears in my eyes right now for real. The Berra one too.
Seriously if I was into big pictures in sigs, I would cop that Darren/Stevie one.
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Caruthers already won.
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Caruthers already won.
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last two are fuckin amazing. i can't stop looking at them or laughing.
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Damn Caruthers shut it down. That was hilarious
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Not many people noticed, but The Situation came through Manny Mania in NYC and killed it...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2.jpg)
The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Meat-Head.jpg)
Mike stays true to his meathead roots and jumps in, even when it's not necessary
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Goddamn it, those lat two pictures had me crying.
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Not many people noticed, but The Situation came through Manny Mania in NYC and killed it...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2.jpg)
The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Meat-Head.jpg)
Mike stays true to his meathead roots and jumps in, even when it's not necessary
oh my sweet baby jesus. i completely lost my shit when i these two. caruthers you are amazing
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(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2.jpg)
The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...
When I got to this one I literally started cackling out loud. Oh my god. Tears in my eyes right now for real. The Berra one too.
Seriously if I was into big pictures in sigs, I would cop that Darren/Stevie one.
thank you caruthers. gnard, and wallpapered.
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this is why internet kick ass
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"I splashed some water on face, and there were grenades BRO..."
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(http://i33.tinypic.com/4j2jbp.jpg)
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That is unless Whiteley or Deaner want to officially sanction this event and find some other prize to add to the pot.
definitely got something for the pot on this one. just added it to the news on the homepage. anyhow, i'll dig into the treasure trove of the infamous SLAP closet...
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Not many people noticed, but The Situation came through Manny Mania in NYC and killed it...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/situation.jpg)
Greasy boardslide on the flat rail...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/000025.jpg)
The Situation reps Jersey hard...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/00003.jpg)
Getting in a (balanced?) nose manny before the shenanigans and rain set in.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2.jpg)
The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Meat-Head.jpg)
Mike stays true to his meathead roots and jumps in, even when it's not necessary
This wins not only the contest, but the Internet in general. That was seriously the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Caruthers, if I ever meet you in person I owe you a beer.
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thank you officer caruthers, for the laffs
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(http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab248/Tunny1/test.jpg)
This is first time using photoshop so go easy.
Nice work mate!
should've said "meet situation..."
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this is my first photoshop, but here goes...
(http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af298/tatertots4321/sitchart.jpg?t=1283217207)
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(http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af298/tatertots4321/thinkpauly.jpg?t=1283227858)
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where is the fucking respect these days, Sitch?
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CLASSIC SLAP.
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That is unless Whiteley or Deaner want to officially sanction this event and find some other prize to add to the pot.
definitely got something for the pot on this one. just added it to the news on the homepage. anyhow, i'll dig into the treasure trove of the infamous SLAP closet...
Hell yeah Whiteley! I highly doubt you can top a personal mix CD from yours truly, but I do appreciate the effort. Thanks breh!
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(http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af298/tatertots4321/thinkpauly.jpg?t=1283227858)
that one looks really real
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(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2.jpg)
The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Meat-Head.jpg)
Mike stays true to his meathead roots and jumps in, even when it's not necessary
WIN!
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After the shenanigans at Manny Mania, The Situation headed over to Pop's woodshop.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/pops-sitch2.jpg)
I don't think Pops was feeling the unannounced visit...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/pops-benchestext.jpg)
Pops wanted to work, The Situation had other things on his mind...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Pops-Bench.jpg)
The Situation quickly grew tiresome of Anthony's bench crafting, and proceeded to subtly express his feelings towards his work.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/pops-street-cruisingtext.jpg)
After coaxing Pops out of his woodshop and into the streets, a good session was had by all...
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After the shenanigans at Manny Mania, The Situation headed over to Pop's woodshop.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/pops-sitch2.jpg)
I don't think Pop's was feeling the unannounced visit...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/pops-benchestext.jpg)
Pop's wanted to work, The Situation had other things on his mind
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Pops-Bench.jpg)
The Situation quickly grew tiresome of Anthony's bench crafting proclivities and proceeded to subtly express his feelings towards the craft.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/pops-street-cruisingtext.jpg)
After coaxing Pop's out of his woodshop and into the streets, a good session was had by all...
MASTERPIECE
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hahahha the sitch misunderstanding is golden!
for some reason this seems totally possible
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OH MY GOD
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Caruthers is destroying this thread. Well done.
*Edit: In honor of this thread I request the Situation pic comes back whenever we type the word.
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That is unless Whiteley or Deaner want to officially sanction this event and find some other prize to add to the pot.
definitely got something for the pot on this one. just added it to the news on the homepage. anyhow, i'll dig into the treasure trove of the infamous SLAP closet...
Hell yeah Whiteley! I highly doubt you can top a personal mix CD from yours truly, but I do appreciate the effort. Thanks breh!
i knocked a bunch of stuff off the shelf, here's what fell off:
-SLAP issue #1
-jerry hsu polaroid
-powell peralta iron-on back patch
-complete pack of Portfolio series stickers (only a few shown in photo): all 20 artists who had Portfolio interviews in the mag each got a sticker. these were never made available, we just gave them away at a party. super, super rare. don pendleton, jeremy fish, evan hecox, michael leon, todd bratrud, chris pastras, etc.
-SLAP mural postcard. made with hundreds of photos from the mag pasted up in rows to spell out SLAP from far away. pasted up across from 3rd and army in 2000.
possibly more to come...
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Caruthers stop it, you're killing me. I never laughed this hard at something skateboard-related in my life. And if it's cool with you... new signature:
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2.jpg)
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^ Yeah man, feel free to use it for your sig... Glad you liked the entry!
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i know im not a pal yet, but i second sfblah's emotion to bring back the sitch to every situation in this message board.
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damn! Caruthers' killin it! keep em coming!
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(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/More%20Pics/BS.jpg)
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That is unless Whiteley or Deaner want to officially sanction this event and find some other prize to add to the pot.
definitely got something for the pot on this one. just added it to the news on the homepage. anyhow, i'll dig into the treasure trove of the infamous SLAP closet...
Hell yeah Whiteley! I highly doubt you can top a personal mix CD from yours truly, but I do appreciate the effort. Thanks breh!
i knocked a bunch of stuff off the shelf, here's what fell off:
-SLAP issue #1
-jerry hsu polaroid
-powell peralta iron-on back patch
-complete pack of Portfolio series stickers (only a few shown in photo): all 20 artists who had Portfolio interviews in the mag each got a sticker. these were never made available, we just gave them away at a party. super, super rare. don pendleton, jeremy fish, evan hecox, michael leon, todd bratrud, chris pastras, etc.
-SLAP mural postcard. made with hundreds of photos from the mag pasted up in rows to spell out SLAP from far away. pasted up across from 3rd and army in 2000.
possibly more to come...
caruthers is gonna get hooked up! you guys shouldn't even call them contests. they should just be called "prize packs for officer caruthers" because there is no way anyone's gonna beat him at this photoshop shit
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(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2-1.jpg)
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believe it or not, the sitch was a love park local before moving to the jersey shore:
(http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af298/tatertots4321/dgsitch.jpg?t=1283318319)
the sitch put in work at the park, gaining respect of the locals pauly d and ronnie, shown watching in awe.
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Damn Caruthers! Where do you live? I actually want to be best friends with you. That shit is insane.
Magic Pizza is definitely nipping at Caruthers' heels with the shops though!
Whiteley, thanks for hooking shit up, I think you did manage to outdo the personal mix CD. This is gonna be a bangin prize pack.
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That is unless Whiteley or Deaner want to officially sanction this event and find some other prize to add to the pot.
definitely got something for the pot on this one. just added it to the news on the homepage. anyhow, i'll dig into the treasure trove of the infamous SLAP closet...
Hell yeah Whiteley! I highly doubt you can top a personal mix CD from yours truly, but I do appreciate the effort. Thanks breh!
i knocked a bunch of stuff off the shelf, here's what fell off:
-SLAP issue #1
-jerry hsu polaroid
-powell peralta iron-on back patch
-complete pack of Portfolio series stickers (only a few shown in photo): all 20 artists who had Portfolio interviews in the mag each got a sticker. these were never made available, we just gave them away at a party. super, super rare. don pendleton, jeremy fish, evan hecox, michael leon, todd bratrud, chris pastras, etc.
-SLAP mural postcard. made with hundreds of photos from the mag pasted up in rows to spell out SLAP from far away. pasted up across from 3rd and army in 2000.
possibly more to come...
I will literally kill someone for that Pendleton sticker.
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I thought this would be a fairly average photoshop contest, but Carruthers made it into the best damn contest evwer.
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The situation just got his first ad in the new Thrasher plowing through a front 5-0...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/ED-Hardy-Ad-2.jpg)
He doesn't give a fuck that this trick has been ABD a million times at this spot since the early nineties.
He's more concerned about all the stacks of overly embroidered and bedazzled Ed Hardy gear he's gonna get in his next package...
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After the shenanigans at Manny Mania, The Situation headed over to Pop's woodshop.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/pops-sitch2.jpg)
I don't think Pop's was feeling the unannounced visit...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/pops-benchestext.jpg)
Pop's wanted to work, The Situation had other things on his mind
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Pops-Bench.jpg)
The Situation quickly grew tiresome of Anthony's bench crafting proclivities and proceeded to subtly express his feelings towards the craft.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/pops-street-cruisingtext.jpg)
After coaxing Pop's out of his woodshop and into the streets, a good session was had by all...
MASTERPIECE
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The situation just got his first ad in the new Thrasher plowing through a front 5-0...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/ED-Hardy-Ad-2.jpg)
He doesn't give a fuck that this trick has been ABD a million times at this spot since the early nineties.
He's more concerned about all the stacks of overly embroidered and bedazzled Ed Hardy gear he's gonna get in his next package...
That 5-0 is a thing of beauty, wow.
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more covers.
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(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Jersey.jpg)
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(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Jersey.jpg)
Officer Caruthers I love you
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CARUTHERS!!!!!!
The pops one had me drooling......"lets go hit some cellar doors"
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The pops post was so great I made it into a convenient .jpg so you can share it with your your friends!
http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/6176/caruthers.jpg (http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/6176/caruthers.jpg)
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(http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af298/tatertots4321/philsitch.jpg?t=1283388270)
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this one:
(http://www.wizardskull.com/slap/gonz.jpg)
and this one:
(http://www.wizardskull.com/slap/Loop4.jpg)
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and this one:
(http://www.wizardskull.com/slap/thrasher.jpg)
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and this one:
(http://www.wizardskull.com/slap/thrasher.jpg)
This is awesome
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Cant top Caruthers. He put in some serious bangers.
Heres the Sitch with ollie up wallenberg
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4119/4949934337_5373c46788.jpg)
50 up el toro
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4085/4950526792_4c6e2e8028.jpg)
An if youre still not convinced, Leo Romero grinds up handrails, but The Sitch grinds up Leo Romeros.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4127/4950526710_e3b0d70e90.jpg)
SITCH FOR S.O.T.Y.
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An if youre still not convinced, Leo Romero grinds up handrails, but The Sitch grinds up Leo Romeros.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4127/4950526710_e3b0d70e90.jpg)
SITCH FOR S.O.T.Y.
Grinding up Leo Wins!
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Ahahah grinding up Leo is pretty fucking hilarious.
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and I thought that jereme rogers topic was the best thing ever ...
if I had paypal I would donate some bucks to the prize package
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I'm glad I'm not the one that has to pick the winner
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An if youre still not convinced, Leo Romero grinds up handrails, but The Sitch grinds up Leo Romeros.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4127/4950526710_e3b0d70e90.jpg)
SITCH FOR S.O.T.Y.
Grinding up Leo Wins!
God, this is too damn funny
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I'm gonna give this one a shot too later this evening
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Caruthers stop it, you're killing me. I never laughed this hard at something skateboard-related in my life. And if it's cool with you... new signature:
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2.jpg)
A lot of these are really funny, but this one might be my favorite.
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(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/th.772f8f0558.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?772f8f0558.jpg)
an official jersey barrier thanks to sitch
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MIKE KNOWS.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3560966/joomit%C3%A4%C3%A4%C3%A4%C3%A4.jpg)
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believe it or not, the sitch was a love park local before moving to the jersey shore:
(http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af298/tatertots4321/dgsitch.jpg?t=1283318319)
the sitch put in work at the park, gaining respect of the locals pauly d and ronnie, shown watching in awe.
fucking ryan gee blowing the shot
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Yeah Partay
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getting on that dylan shit
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/CoolDewde420/cover.jpg)
back smith
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lol
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YES! The ritual barrier smooshing!
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Hahaaa, Jersey man of Sunny Beaches
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It looks like The Situation is upping the insanity with J-Rog...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-1.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-255.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-3.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-4.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-5.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-8.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-7.jpg)
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i dunno about the narrative but that last picture is beautiful
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(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-3.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-7.jpg)
Hahaha! YES!
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Holy fuck, the "nom nom nom" had me chuckling, but the J-Rog head on the turtle I almost choked on my smoothie.
Christ.
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(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-3.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-7.jpg)
Hahaha! YES!
Wow! Best thing on the internet in a minute.
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This contest has turned into the Tom Penny chain to bank session. Everyone is just sitting back watching Caruthers do his thing. They just can't compete.
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LATER LEO...
(http://i836.photobucket.com/albums/zz281/worstfilmer/LaterLeocopy.jpg)
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The sitch goes way back.... gaying off with the BB and blasting with holmes.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4107/4955130385_731267f692.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4090/4955130265_929650b6e0.jpg)
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(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p128/b_ball_prince/thesituationcontest.gif?t=1283559307)
spanks gets robbed in a situation indicative of the current state of skateboarding
skateboarding is serious business.
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This contest has turned into the Tom Penny chain to bank session. Everyone is just sitting back watching Caruthers do his thing. They just can't compete.
this. caruthers wins the internet forever
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Haha the J-Rog one is really funny
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hahahaha holy shit this is some classic slap. officer, you are a god amongst men.
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i was gone for a month, and i come back and what the fuck--this happened?!?!? amazing. officer caruthers (has he ever made a post NOT in a photoshop contest?), you are truly a kindred soul. if you live in new york can i please be your best friend?
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(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4075/4959271378_185ca94a8a.jpg)
Heres that Emerica/Jersey Shore Situation Collabo I know you've all been craving. You'll have to ask Tate when it drops, thats not my dept. But I mean,
LOOK AT THESE SHITS! IS THAT SOME MOTHERFUCKIN PATENTED MIKE SORRENTINO AB PROTECTION? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IT IS. FUCK ALL THAT SEAMLESS TOECAP SHIT. BITCHES WILL BE SWOONIN OVER THAT WASHBOARD SHIT. LETS SEE YOUR SHIT FLIPS EAT THROUGH THESE PUSSY.
Heres Spankys reaction to all the news.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4148/4958677663_40c4961f23.jpg)
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(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p128/b_ball_prince/thesituationcontest.gif?t=1283559307)
spanks gets robbed in a situation indicative of the current state of skateboarding
skateboarding is serious business.
Hahaha this thread is the greatest.
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and this one:
(http://www.wizardskull.com/slap/Loop4.jpg)
hahahahaha
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(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/MOBBED-1.jpg)
Biebs landed the front 180, but got broke off on a switch ollie over Lutzka, Dyrdek and TK.
The Situation comes correct and shows them all how it's done...
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(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-7.jpg)
Good God almighty i just made a scene laughing so hard out that. HOLEEE LEEYYY SHEEIIITT. Caruthers is straight up next level shit
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(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/ANTWAUN-SITCH-3.jpg)
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Goddamn Caruthers. Getting that one in right at the end.
So the contest basically should have been called "Let's see how amazing Caruther's entries are." because when I discussed the winner with Newt and Boosh, the unanimous decision was basically "Duh."
So congratulations Caruthers! You are the fucking man. I really can't even pinpoint which of your shops are the best because they are all just too fucking amazing.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/SELFISH-2.jpg)
Not many people noticed, but The Situation came through Manny Mania in NYC and killed it...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/situation.jpg)
Greasy boardslide on the flat rail...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/000025.jpg)
The Situation reps Jersey hard...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/00003.jpg)
Getting in a (balanced?) nose manny before the shenanigans and rain set in.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2.jpg)
The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Meat-Head.jpg)
Mike stays true to his meathead roots and jumps in, even when it's not necessary
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Berra.jpg)
Looks like Berra may have a guest role on the Shore...
After the shenanigans at Manny Mania, The Situation headed over to Pop's woodshop.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/pops-sitch2.jpg)
I don't think Pops was feeling the unannounced visit...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/pops-benchestext.jpg)
Pops wanted to work, The Situation had other things on his mind...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Pops-Bench.jpg)
The Situation quickly grew tiresome of Anthony's bench crafting, and proceeded to subtly express his feelings towards his work.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/pops-street-cruisingtext.jpg)
After coaxing Pops out of his woodshop and into the streets, a good session was had by all...
The situation just got his first ad in the new Thrasher plowing through a front 5-0...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/ED-Hardy-Ad-2.jpg)
He doesn't give a fuck that this trick has been ABD a million times at this spot since the early nineties.
He's more concerned about all the stacks of overly embroidered and bedazzled Ed Hardy gear he's gonna get in his next package...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Jersey.jpg)
It looks like The Situation is upping the insanity with J-Rog...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-1.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-255.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-3.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-4.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-5.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-8.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-7.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/MOBBED-1.jpg)
Biebs landed the front 180, but got broke off on a switch ollie over Lutzka, Dyrdek and TK.
The Situation comes correct and shows them all how it's done...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/ANTWAUN-SITCH-3.jpg)
But I should probably give some honourable mentions here.
Ilovecotg had a good concept. Al Borland did well. Tatertots had some decent ones. Teddy, the loop and the Thrasher cover were really funny. Flapjack. grinding up Leo was super funny. Buddypal's Dylan cover. Brent's barrier smush. Chris' old school shit was funny. Magic Pizza's Frankie Hill cover was super underrated, and also if I had to pick one shop that came close to Caruthers' domination, it would have been this one:
(http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y365/magic_pizza/More%20Pics/double-rainbow.jpg)
That one is the true spirit of Slap.
But yeah, none of you have shit on Caruthers. So Caruthers, PM me (and I guess Newt and Whiteley) your address and start watching the mailbox. Hope you like metal!
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Holy shit!!
Thank you Watson, Newt and Boosh for picking my entries!! I'm really stoked that you guys found some humor in these...
Everyone put in some pretty awesome and fucking funny entries.
Just to name a few: Watson set the bar super high with that kickflip back tail sequence. Al Borland had Sitch destroying some seriously gnarly rails. Magic Pizza had me cracking up with that Hill Thrasher cover. Tater Tot's Think ad with that kinked rail was sick as fuck! The Christ air by Chris was priceless! Flapjack had me crying with that grinding up Leo business, and Gnarcissistic's "Spanky Sabotage" was ill as fuck too...
Some fine PhotoShop work all around, gentlemen...
Also, Thanks to Whiteley for hooking up the prize pack with all of those SLAP rarities...
I'm looking forward to hearing that Metal Mix, Watson!!
Thanks again!!!
-Caruthers
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Heck Yeah!
This was a great idea for a contest.
O.C. was making up whole comic strips, so funny.
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The pops one is so fucking good.
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this thread is almost too awesome! congrats to officer caruthers!
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officer, please pm with your info and i shall set the prizes forth! amazing work, by far my favorite photoshop contest so far. i'll move the thread to classic slap shortly...
*edit: pm received, package sent. i added in a bonus prize, too. all my office prize packs for stuff used to include something Natural Koncept-related, and so to that end i enclosed a dub of Illegitimate Bastard Child with hand-written title by Katch 1 himself! this is a true SLAP prize pack.
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So stoked OC is getting hooked up properly! Well deserved. Can't really think of anyone on SLAP currently that makes me laugh half as much as Caruthers.
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the consolidated work of Officer Caruthers
http://www.skateallcities.com/wordpress/oct/2010/09/08/the-situation/ (http://www.skateallcities.com/wordpress/oct/2010/09/08/the-situation/)
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caruthers wins the damn internet forever. daily gnars for you, good sir
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Congrats, Caruthers! That is a well deserved 1st place.
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(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-7.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-7.jpg)
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/JS-7.jpg)
WIN !
Thank you , for making me laugh on a crappy day .
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Thanks for all the kind words!! I'm pretty stoked that you guys got some laughs out of these!
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you owe me a day of your life, i laughed all day about this shit
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Officer Caruthers found my photoshop attempts to be slightly funny! I'm incredibly flattered!
but yeah, good job broseph. killin the photoshop game!
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caruthers killed it, i didn't expect the bar to be set so high with this haha. good stuff.
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Congrats, Caruthers! That is a well deserved 1st place.
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I've never seen jersey shore, but this was pretty fuckin entertaining....
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lol
perfect.
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lol
perfect.
Does that marquee say "SHOOT the GEEK"? wow..
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this thread was STELLAR
i laughed till tears
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(http://i53.tinypic.com/29pd8ix.jpg)
lol
perfect.
Does that marquee say "SHOOT the GEEK"? wow..
i think it says shoot the geese idk
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this guy always makes me crack up when i watch the show!
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(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/i/i_dont_always_bump_a_thread_but_when_i_do-14195.jpg)