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Title: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: gaunting on November 23, 2010, 09:45:03 PM
wondered what happened to dude after expedition, i saw some commercial for a new show on fuel, where his alter ego "slam" is the host......wow.

http://www.fuel.tv/slam/ (http://www.fuel.tv/slam/)
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Post by: NOTjimmyastelford on November 23, 2010, 09:50:36 PM
couldnt have just gone "slambert" huh?
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Post by: Dark Knight on November 23, 2010, 09:53:06 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: gaunting on November 23, 2010, 09:57:41 PM
shit looks so corny, lambert was the shit back in the day though.
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Post by: StabMasterArson on November 23, 2010, 10:02:42 PM
The show should just be called "arm"
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: spare change on November 23, 2010, 10:06:33 PM
shit looks so corny, lambert was shit back in the day though.
Dude went hard but his skating was a little tough on the eyes.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: strangefires on November 23, 2010, 10:08:13 PM
fucking t-rex steez
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Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on November 23, 2010, 10:12:11 PM
The show should just be called "arm"
armed and dangerous with chris lambert
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Post by: friendly dave on November 23, 2010, 10:21:41 PM
Real hard with the sharpie knuckle tats.
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Post by: RRRRRAD on November 23, 2010, 10:24:42 PM
Real hard with the sharpie knuckle tats.

real awesome with sharpie tits and ass thought  ;D
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: pmatute on November 23, 2010, 10:25:22 PM
This dude used to be sponsored? I had no clue. I've seen him on that lame show American Misfits. I fucking hate that show. I like that little supa cameo in there. Anyone know whose fs flip that was over that double?
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: gaunting on November 23, 2010, 10:29:10 PM
yea, he used to be on expedition and etnies.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: friendly dave on November 24, 2010, 12:10:23 AM
This dude used to be sponsored? I had no clue. I've seen him on that lame show American Misfits. I fucking hate that show. I like that little supa cameo in there. Anyone know whose fs flip that was over that double?

I think it was Emanuel Guzman
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: tangar on November 24, 2010, 01:55:56 AM
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shit looks so corny, lambert was shit back in the day though.
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Dude went hard but his skating was a little tough on the eyes.

you sir, are being way too nice here. chris lambert is like half t-rex.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: Donkey Lips on November 24, 2010, 05:15:29 AM
Dude was always posed for a crane kick.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: Gnarfunkell on November 24, 2010, 06:55:04 AM
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fca6-X4SaAc&feature=related#)
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: penguin meat on November 24, 2010, 11:47:27 AM
When I hear his name I think of back 180ing something huge with angry reggae music
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: strangefires on November 24, 2010, 11:52:24 AM
LOL
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo22J9RnHN4#)
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: Insatiable on November 24, 2010, 11:58:45 AM
If Chris Lambert's flex-fit wearin' ass were to put together all of his footage that was used in TWS montages, he would have a full part.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: strangefires on November 24, 2010, 12:03:24 PM
If Chris Lambert's flex-fit wearin' ass were to put together all of his footage that was used in TWS montages, he would have jurassic park - directed by steven spieldberg.

fixed
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: grimcity on November 24, 2010, 12:04:05 PM
Didn't MTV already do this?
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Post by: KoRnholio8 on November 24, 2010, 12:20:00 PM
LOL
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo22J9RnHN4#)

i love that vid, but his style is really gross.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: Nancy Chin The Manicurist on November 24, 2010, 12:46:11 PM
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If Chris Lambert's flex-fit wearin' ass were to put together all of his footage that was used in TWS montages, he would have jurassic park - directed by steven spieldberg.
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don't insult Jurassic Park. If anything, "Slam" would be right at home in The Lost World.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: pmatute on November 24, 2010, 01:23:58 PM
LOL
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo22J9RnHN4#)

Judging him from the show, i would've never guessed he was good at skating. His style is a little gross but he throws down some hammers
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: SFblah on November 24, 2010, 01:54:02 PM
He came through here about a year ago with Laban and I had no idea until the end of the night that he was Lambert.  He had a mohawk, tattoos, tight pants, and was really dirty.  His image 180 was similar to his skating 180...
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: Il Gimmi on November 24, 2010, 06:29:57 PM
He rode for Prime back in the day which was out of the World Camp in the mid to late 90's. That was an all star team for it's time so respect for pulling that one off.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: The Math Professor on November 24, 2010, 06:49:04 PM
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shit looks so corny, lambert was shit back in the day though.
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Dude went hard but his skating was a little tough on the eyes.

I would go far to say his skating was very tough on the eyes.  Sorry Chris.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: blatablatblau on November 24, 2010, 10:37:02 PM
gotta funky arm problem when he skated
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: watershed on November 25, 2010, 12:18:41 AM
chris is an awesome dude, hope this show makes him some decent money.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: earlygrab on November 26, 2010, 12:00:59 PM
chris is an awesome dude, hope this show makes him some decent money.

Let's not forget he's playing a character on television aimed at 12yr olds. I forgot that fact the first time I met the 2 headed horse crew, and it was a refreshing wake up call that kinda made me feel stupid, when I realized they were all legit dudes playing characters for a tv show.

also, I don't want forum battle but damn! What's with over analysing someone's style from 10 yrs. ago?  You sound like gymnastic judges obsessed with the form of young boys, or even gayer- a street league judge. Seriously dude killed it and all anyone wants to talk about his how his style doesn't give them the chubby?
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 26, 2010, 12:28:39 PM
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If Chris Lambert's flex-fit wearin' ass were to put together all of his footage that was used in TWS montages, he would have jurassic park - directed by steven spieldberg.
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don't insult Jurassic Park. If anything, "Slam" would be right at home in The Lost World.
JP3 focused most on the T-rex's arms, when he fights the superior super dinosaur thing that I think they invented for the movie. JP3 is the best. A friend of mine wrote a sequel to it Called "Jurrasic Park 3: 2"
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: Joust Ostrich on November 26, 2010, 12:33:35 PM
I have no interest in watching people slam.  But then again, I am not 12, nor am I a fucking frat jock.  Good luck all the same.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: TMKF on November 26, 2010, 12:37:12 PM
I'm embarrassed for Chris Lambert, he was really sick, sure he had weird style sometimes but he was still gnarly. It's a shame to see him doing a stupid ass show like this. But he's been doing it for a couple years already, now he just has a main show, I've known for awhile. I just feel like he can't be making that much money doing this right? I mean not enough to make it worth it.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: earlygrab on November 26, 2010, 02:02:29 PM
Again, I don't really see what all the high roading is about, it's like ya'll are so down river. Dudes just making a living having fun with his friends. Not sure what everyone here does for a living that is so noble but then again we can't be steve berra.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: CigaretteBeer on November 26, 2010, 02:55:59 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2u6n1o7.png)
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: BabyKillaSeason on November 26, 2010, 07:54:07 PM
Didn't MTV already do this?

yeah, Scared.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: Mad Lauder on November 26, 2010, 08:37:11 PM
I have no interest in watching people slam.  But then again, I am not 12, nor am I a fucking frat jock.  Good luck all the same.

Yeah whats up with kids liking that?
I'm pretty sure I've seen an actual music video that was all slams.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: Ernie McCracken on November 26, 2010, 08:45:39 PM
Only old Toy Machine and Zero videos can pull off slam sections.  The one in Misled Youth with You Can't Always Get What You Want is classic. 
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: the whompler on November 26, 2010, 11:21:18 PM
I have no interest in watching people slam.  But then again, I am not 12, nor am I a fucking frat jock.  Good luck all the same.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: GOKU on November 27, 2010, 12:30:04 PM
http://video.adultswim.com/tim-and-eric-awesome-show-great-job/the-jim-and-derrick-show-hits-the-ramp.html (http://video.adultswim.com/tim-and-eric-awesome-show-great-job/the-jim-and-derrick-show-hits-the-ramp.html)
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: Watson on December 02, 2010, 09:59:03 PM
http://www.fuel.tv/slam/ (http://www.fuel.tv/slam/)

"THE VIDEO YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH CANNOT BE VIEWED FROM YOUR CURRENT COUNTRY OR LOCATION"

Goddamnit fuck you you American nazi cunts! A video where Chris Lambert has a mohawk and is being an extreme host?! I live for this shit! Can someone upload this to YouTube, pleaaaaaase? I don't care if you have to film it off the screen with a digi-cam.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: gaunting on December 02, 2010, 10:10:24 PM
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http://www.fuel.tv/slam/ (http://www.fuel.tv/slam/)
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"THE VIDEO YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH CANNOT BE VIEWED FROM YOUR CURRENT COUNTRY OR LOCATION"

Goddamnit fuck you you American nazi cunts! A video where Chris Lambert has a mohawk and is being an extreme host?! I live for this shit! Can someone upload this to YouTube, pleaaaaaase? I don't care if you have to film it off the screen with a digi-cam.

your not missing anything, i posted it cause i thought it was ridiculous.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: j....soy..... on December 02, 2010, 10:57:03 PM
i always thought machnau made lambert obselete.....
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: Beeda Weeda on December 03, 2010, 07:33:45 AM
a bottle of yagar, 411's 911, and a friday night with my bros, life is complete.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on December 03, 2010, 07:35:31 AM
i always thought machnau made lambert obselete.....
Big rails and big gaps are two different things.
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: grimcity on December 03, 2010, 07:49:47 AM
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http://www.fuel.tv/slam/ (http://www.fuel.tv/slam/)
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"THE VIDEO YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH CANNOT BE VIEWED FROM YOUR CURRENT COUNTRY OR LOCATION"

Goddamnit fuck you you American nazi cunts! A video where Chris Lambert has a mohawk and is being an extreme host?! I live for this shit! Can someone upload this to YouTube, pleaaaaaase? I don't care if you have to film it off the screen with a digi-cam.

Paste the link here man:
http://hidemyass.com/ (http://hidemyass.com/)
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: j....soy..... on December 03, 2010, 08:20:53 AM
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i always thought machnau made lambert obselete.....
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Big rails and big gaps are two different things.

rails were the new big gap...
Title: Re: chris "slam" lambert
Post by: The Mess on December 03, 2010, 03:48:30 PM
fuck fuel for getting rid of captain and casey.

also fuck rupert murdoch for getting rid of a rational america.