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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: thatskaterdude on February 01, 2011, 01:29:59 AM
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ALREADY KILLIN IT! crooks team!
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sorry i didn't clarify, but at crossroads
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what is your justification for this thread?
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he already clarified it.
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hop off
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i forgot about this guy... Thought someone made a F.O.R.E. Thread
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i heard he wasn't really trying
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dude straight killed it in vietnam
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BuddyPal
I love to act like a cocky dick head and a stupid motherfucker filled with ignorance to the very top, but even an asshole as fucked up as me never touches Forrest Gump or The Shawshank Redemption.
Some things are untouchable. Simply like that.
It's ok to type bullshit about anything on any message board, but no jokes about Forrest Gump.
This film gave Planet Earth a hope for centuries to go.
Doing jokes about Forrest Gump is like fucking your own grandmother - you just can't do it, because you must not do it. It is against the nature of human life.
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you suck
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BuddyPal
I love to act like a cocky dick head and a stupid motherfucker filled with ignorance to the very top, but even an asshole as fucked up as me never touches Forrest Gump or The Shawshank Redemption.
Some things are untouchable. Simply like that.
It's ok to type bullshit about anything on any message board, but no jokes about Forrest Gump.
This film gave Planet Earth a hope for centuries to go.
Doing jokes about Forrest Gump is like fucking your own grandmother - you just can't do it, because you must not do it. It is against the nature of human life.
These messageboards is like a box of chocolates, and your post is the squeaky salty mystery nut conglomeration.
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Both of you are the white clones of Darren Harper, which make you two the wiggerest wiggers in the whole galaxy.
You turn your SWAG on, call jeremy rogers up, and after that you go fucking old homeless grandmothers.
Fucking peasants.
You are dismissed.
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you still suck
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post 6-11 (minus one) all made me lol.
and Aaa...
Go focus your account because we'll never be seeing a tasty chocolate from you.
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=O what just happenned?
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regular.
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BuddyPal
I love to act like a cocky dick head and a stupid motherfucker filled with ignorance to the very top, but even an asshole as fucked up as me never touches Forrest Gump or The Shawshank Redemption.
Some things are untouchable. Simply like that.
It's ok to type bullshit about anything on any message board, but no jokes about Forrest Gump.
This film gave Planet Earth a hope for centuries to go.
Doing jokes about Forrest Gump is like fucking your own grandmother - you just can't do it, because you must not do it. It is against the nature of human life.
Forrest Gump sucks, and that's not why I don't fuck my grandmother.
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Whitely wasnt really tryin when he announced the winner.
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BuddyPal
I love to act like a cocky dick head and a stupid motherfucker filled with ignorance to the very top, but even an asshole as fucked up as me never touches Forrest Gump or The Shawshank Redemption.
Some things are untouchable. Simply like that.
It's ok to type bullshit about anything on any message board, but no jokes about Forrest Gump.
This film gave Planet Earth a hope for centuries to go.
Doing jokes about Forrest Gump is like fucking your own grandmother - you just can't do it, because you must not do it. It is against the nature of human life.
kooking you doesnt even do justice at this point.
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Don't forget to address the Emperor as "Your Majesty", you dirty servants.
You all fucking retards, worse than j.casanova's new freestyle about six inch or seven inch or whatever the fuck it was about.
I just finished a phone talk with my slave Obama, he reported that all you fucking glue sniffers who answered above my marvellous message (I mean this one, you ignorant grandmother bangers) are gay and are going to fuck some more grandmothers tonight. My slaves from CIA predict that some of them will be homeless, some of them will be your own grandmothers, some will be your neighbours whom you will anally gang rape.
I typed my order before and I will repeat myself once again, you dumb fucks:
YOU ARE DISMISSED!
Get the fuck out of my message board and stop touching that laptop you touch, because your laptop belongs to me, just like your life.
Dismissed!
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if someone fucked a grandmother, how would that make them gay. I think it'd make them pretty brave.
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how many fuckin forrest edwards threads.
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welcome to the slap forums. i can already see you're going to be a great addition to this wonderful community
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You did not receive enough attention as a child.
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:o You are right! In fact, you are the first one on this message board full with peasants and wankers to speak THE TRUTH.
But you have just forgotten to mention something else:
I was also punked by a girl who lived nearby when I was a little kid growing up in Pakistan. She used to rock that big strap on with steel spikes. Imagine what happened to me after that.
:o :o :o :o
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how many fuckin forrest edwards threads.
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great thread
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You did not receive enough attention as a child.
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:o You are right! In fact, you are the first one on this message board full with peasants and wankers to speak THE TRUTH.
But you have just forgotten to mention something else:
I was also punked by a girl who lived nearby when I was a little kid growing up in Pakistan. She used to rock that big strap on with steel spikes. Imagine what happened to me after that.
:o :o :o :o
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and what is the purpose of your posts?
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i normally dont care when new posters are weird and annoying, i didnt even mind austin, but this Aaa chap is gonna be getting "ignored" prety fucking soon
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yeah fucking your grandmother takes balls
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You type that "ignored soon" bullshit just like it all really matters.
You are the one who MUST GO AND SEE A PSYCHIATRIST IMMEDIATELY. PLEASE TAKE THIS WHOLE FORUM WITH YOU.
Internet, message boards, being serious about shit on the internet - It all doesn't matter. But a DRAMA QUEEN LIKE YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THAT.
You are a person taking internet serious, which is a mistake.
Nobody gives a fuck about message boards, nobody gives a fuck about internet, nobody gives a fuck about many other things.
Moderators, delete my account. I laughed enough at all those pricks and assholes. That was my purpose, to have fun seeing pricks acting all serious.
The same joke everyday is already annoying.
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You type that "ignored soon" bullshit just like it all really matters.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? You are the one who MUST GO AND SEE A PSYCHIATRIST IMMEDIATELY. PLEASE TAKE THIS WHOLE FORUM WITH YOU.
Internet, message boards, being serious about shit on the internet - It all doesn't matter. But a DRAMA QUEEN LIKE YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THAT.
You are a person taking internet serious, which is a mistake.
Nobody gives a fuck about message boards, nobody gives a fuck about internet, nobody gives a fuck about many other things.
Moderators, delete my account. I laughed enough at all those pricks and assholes. That was my purpose, to have fun seeing pricks acting all serious.
The same joke everyday is already annoying.
you think i take you seriously, or the internet for that matter?
dude, i dont take anything seriously, makes life alot easier to live that way.
i just dont understand your skytzophrenic ramblings or the point of them
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Using my advanced crime lab I've deduced that was a fake account made by alittleethnicsong, for the purpose of revenge after we insulted his academic credentials.
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fucking my grandmother would be the equivalent of fucking a decomposed pile of wormy dirt. in which case i wouldn't know whether i was putting it in her pussy or her butthole, and although i'm all for the "whoops wrong hole, but while we're here" tactic, assfuck sneak attacking your gran just seems a little wrong.
anyway i guess i'll see you all in hell. oh wait we're already here.
:)
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Using my advanced crime lab I've deduced that was a fake account made by alittleethnicsong, for the purpose of revenge after we insulted his academic credentials.
welp, he focused. that was easy
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