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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Belligerent Irish Cop on February 25, 2011, 01:49:50 PM
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dudes the man.
http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/022411_sheen.mp3 (http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/022411_sheen.mp3)
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too long, summarize it.
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too long, summarize it.
I'd also like to add that he is the man. If I was rich as hell, I'd spend a ton of money on drugs, women and booze.
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I'd also like to add that he is the man. If I was rich as hell, I'd spend a ton of money on drugs, women and booze.
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He talks about how his life is too awesome for most people to comprehend, how he has miraculous healing abilities, and how he hates Jews. All the while openly admitting how much he loves fucking women and doing drugs.
There's a goldmine of quotes in there but I'm still reeling from the massive dose of awesome i just took in.
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He's a role model for real men.
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winning...
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warlocks
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dudes on a whole 'nother level.
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"the only thing I'm addicted to right now is, WINNING".
"I'm not Thomas Jefferson, he was a pussy"!
(http://comics.drivethrustuff.com/images/3493/87266.jpg)
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU#)
imagine charlie sheen getting buck to this
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speaking as a guy, hes living every dudes dream on some next level shit.
speaking as a human, hes a waste of life. his actions lead to a bunch of people(cast and crew)losing their jobs.
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"I am an f-18, bro. I will destroy you in the air, and i will deploy my ordinance to the ground"
"I'm gonna hang on to [my resentments] and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're gonna fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous such secret and silent soldiers. Cause they're all around you. Thought you were just messing with one dude? Sorry. WINNING"
"The only thing i'm addicted to right now is winning"
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Wow. Charlie Sheen is fucking pathetic.
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Just heard on the news CBS is pulling the plug on 2 And A Half Men. There goes that paycheck.
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Does this mean bowling shirts, cargo shorts and shitty haircuts aren't cool anymore?
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Charlie sheen fucks with only his socks on.
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Its funny how he is almost the same way he is in real and in two and a half men
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he might not be getting paid from his show anymore, but the dude has so much money its ridiculous. i read the other day hes gonna pay his ex wife like 55k a month in child support... its regular how someone can honestly say you would ever spend near that much on a kid in a month
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Wow. Charlie Sheen is fucking pathetic awesome.
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Wow. Charlie Sheen is fucking pathetic awesome.
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Its funny how he is almost the same way he is in reallife and in two and a half men
y
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he might not be getting paid from his show anymore, but the dude has so much money its ridiculous. i read the other day hes gonna pay his ex wife like 55k a month in child support... its regular how someone can honestly say you would ever spend near that much on a kid in a month
That's like chump change for the dude. He was getting paid 2 mill per episode
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Holy shit. New Hero!
"He might be nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets. I am battled tested bayonets, bro. I'm tired, I'm so tired of pretending that my life isn't perfect and bitchin' and just winning every second and I'm not perfect and bitching and just delivering the goods at every frickin' turn because look what I'm dealing with man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls, you know? I'm dealing with soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don't have time for these clowns. I don't have time for their judgment and their stupidity. You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I CAN'T PROCESS IT!' Well no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show."
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awesome
"well im not thomas jefferson...he was a pussy!"
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charlie sheen is awsome and shitty at the same time.
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I think its awesome that he's portraying his character on two and a half men in real life.
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Charlie Sheen will be dead within 10 years.
Has anyone read the shit on his wiki? He's been married 3 times and each time his wife left him because he (a) shot them (b) threatened threatened their life and (c) assaulted them
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Charlie Sheen will be dead within 10 years.
Has anyone read the shit on his wiki? He's been married 3 times and each time his wife left him because he (a) shot them (b) threatened threatened their life and (c) assaulted them
I know the guy is hilarious.
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I'd prefer the real life version of this.
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Rick "wild thing" Vaughn does it again.
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Good shit
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the story about jaws is amazing. who else but charlie sheen would sail into the blue at night and watch jaws. freaking amazing
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this is the gnarliest thing ive ever heard ever.
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"I'm sorry man I got magic and I got poetry at my fingertips most of the time and this includes naps"
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best dude ever
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Wow. Charlie Sheen is fucking pathetic awesome.
Sorry. Allow me to clarify. The story he tells here implies essentially that he is an average movie/rockstar, just making his way through drugs and pussy. The thing is, most of those dudes don't have to brag about this shit because they don't have other news stories like these going around:
http://yeeeah.com/2010/10/27/meet-the-hooker-charlie-sheen-locked-in-the-closet-porn-star-alexis-capri/ (http://yeeeah.com/2010/10/27/meet-the-hooker-charlie-sheen-locked-in-the-closet-porn-star-alexis-capri/)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2011/feb/25/charlie-sheen-show-cancelled (http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2011/feb/25/charlie-sheen-show-cancelled)
Sheen is losing his mind, and is pretending like its just because he is some partying playboy. But really, being a playboy who does drugs on his freetime is not anything out of the ordinary for people like that. On the other hand, shit like choking out wives, getting arrested with terrified pornstars in your closet and getting fired for running your mouth means you have serious problems, and if you brag and attempt to romanticize that life as if anybody should look up to you, you are fucking pathetic. He genuinely speaks like a serious and almost suicidal addict. "Fuck everybody, I only seek hedonistic pleasures, and am glad to be able to do an interview on the Alex Jones show" sounds like a cry for help to me.
Nobody hates Charlie Sheen because he parties- which is how he makes it seem, they hate him because he's a woman battering violent drunk.
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^^^
Somebody's jealous.
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A lot of people talk about hedonism, but how many people actually live that shit besides Kim Jong Il. Basically what I'm saying is if there were some type of Charlie Sheen/Kim Jong Il fan club, I'd feel honored to pay my dues.
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he sounded like he spends time on the internet. how can anyone here fault him for that?
winning.
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...and, he's sueing.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/charlie-sheen-says-hell-sue-162386 (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/charlie-sheen-says-hell-sue-162386)
He denied reports he's suffering from bi-polar disorder. "What does that mean?" he asked "... What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here. I win there."
His last binge "was radical," he said. "The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards look like droopy-eyed, armless children."
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http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/charlie-sheen-demands-3-million-162353 (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/charlie-sheen-demands-3-million-162353)
?I won best picture at 20. I wasn?t even trying. I wasn?t even warm,?
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N4dw7ui0SU&#)
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http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/charlie-sheen-demands-3-million-162353 (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/charlie-sheen-demands-3-million-162353)
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?I won best picture at 20. I wasn?t even trying. I wasn?t even warm,?
Here's a longer version...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32545640 (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32545640)
The full interview is supposed to air tonight.
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http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2011/02/24/cats-quote-charlie-sheen/ (http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2011/02/24/cats-quote-charlie-sheen/)
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http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13007706 (http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13007706)
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Move over Gary Busey...
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Fuck. I was going to say roll over Rick James, but that does it just as well.
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Just found a recent quote.....
"I am on a drug," Sheen said. "It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
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He's like a child actor playing out his train wreck in a reality show. Except he's not a child actor and he's not on a reality show.
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Bi-polar clearly.
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Mike Tyson had some amazing quotes but Charlie just blew him away in one weekend.
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reminds me of this
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep0KSoaGg_8#)
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Dude needs to make himself an old skool harem with bitches and coke as far as the eyes can see. He is a classic example of being a BOSS
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I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there. Now what?
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Move over Gary Busey...Mike Tyson...Mel Gibson
Charlie Sheen is fucking destroying life right now.
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I'm watching him on Piers Morgan right now. He seems a little toned down than the other interviews, although he did mention he cured his addictions with is mind..
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heh
http://hollywoodstatus.com/2010/06/charlie-sheens-mercedes-benz-s500-stolen-and-crashed/ (http://hollywoodstatus.com/2010/06/charlie-sheens-mercedes-benz-s500-stolen-and-crashed/)
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lol to be honest, how else do you cure addiction....with a vhs tape?
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lol to be honest, how else do you cure addiction....with a vhs tape?
jesus?
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At least the network is paying the cast and crew for the remaining four episodes that will never happen. I hope he doesn't lose steam. That interview last night he was talking about wanting his job back.
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM#)
"bi-winning. now what"
embed doesnt work
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when charlie sheen and sloth's in a box collide.
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k
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Dude sucks. Two and half men was terrible.
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that show did in fact suck ass
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holy shit!
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRbzZG_JxYY#)
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Dude sucks. Two and half men was terrible.
I used to watch that show monday through friday from 7 to 8.......it was a very dark time in my life.
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I'm starting to think he's acting like this on purpose in an attempt to turn his mental breakdown into a meme and retain some sort of internet man-boy fanbase for when his CBS money runs out.
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they should just replace him on the show with emilio estevez, then the character can coach that fat kid on a hockey team.
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While scanning through the radio on my way home from work today, somebody from a radio station mixed Sheen's interview with Lady Gaga's "Born This Way." It was pretty interesting.
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I liked Two and a Half men. There were funny punch lines and HOT chicks.
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they should just replace him on the show with emilio estevez, then the character can coach that fat kid on a hockey team.
:D
i just remembered that Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Estevez.
lulz
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Pretty awesome him and Brian Wilson hang alot, can def see Wilson's personna rubbed off on him. Saw something on TV last night that he was making like 2mil and episode, and wouldnt come back unless he got 3. Also he publicist quit, haha..
http://twitter.com/charliesheen# (http://twitter.com/charliesheen#) his twitter, should get pretty awesome
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they should just replace him on the show with emilio estevez, then the character can coach that fat kid on a hockey team.
:D
i just remembered that Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Estevez.
lulz
Really? I always figured it was the other way around and that Emilio's real name was like Eric Sheen or something
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He might be just fucking with errybody. Like he hates his show so hes like fuck it, ima just talk shit till they drop the show.
or not
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they should just replace him on the show with emilio estevez, then the character can coach that fat kid on a hockey team.
:D
i just remembered that Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Estevez.
lulz
yeah, they're the Estevez clan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_sheen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_sheen)
fresh Charlie tweets
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"Winner..! 2012..."
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"Winning..! Choose your Vice..."
Good Ol Charlie with one of his goddesses, Bree Olson
oh, and fuck Uncle Jesse
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my role model
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im watching the 20/20 interview, its like hes doing a bad Robin Williams impression.
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110K a month in child support. Winning.
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From Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/tacobell):
Get a Crunchwrap Supreme� for only 88� at Taco Bell - Hurry! Offer ends March 5th! #Winning
Just ask for the promo when you order!
http://www.tacobell.com/promo/88Crunchwrap (http://www.tacobell.com/promo/88Crunchwrap)
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Porn vid? Winning
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the word of the day is gnarlyisms
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Porn vid? Winning
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they forgot one:
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Anyone ever beat one off into their own mouth?
Oh shit yeah, I almost forgot, this thread is about Charlie Sheen.
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^ hahaha
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From Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/tacobell):
Get a Crunchwrap Supreme� for only 88� at Taco Bell - Hurry! Offer ends March 5th! #Winning
Just ask for the promo when you order!
http://www.tacobell.com/promo/88Crunchwrap (http://www.tacobell.com/promo/88Crunchwrap)
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damn we'll all be winning till the 5th
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From Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/tacobell):
Get a Crunchwrap Supreme� for only 88� at Taco Bell - Hurry! Offer ends March 5th! #Winning
Just ask for the promo when you order!
http://www.tacobell.com/promo/88Crunchwrap (http://www.tacobell.com/promo/88Crunchwrap)
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damn we'll all be winning till the 5th
was wondering why my order was so cheap today. 2.44 for a CWS and a MDBB
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Fuck this thread, it was the last thing I read before I went to bed then all of a sudden I dreamed I was watching a two and a half men marathon which sucked. Then I was on the show and I saw their fat maid Berta naked taking a shower.
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im watching the 20/20 interview, its like hes doing a bad Robin Williams impression.
i watched it too. i think it might have been the first time i sat through all of 20/20.
the guys tweaked out of his mind. its sad but extremely funny.
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He was on Howard Stern yesterday and he seemed almost normal and rational.
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this website is selling Charlie shirts
http://www.thecharliesheenshow.bigcartel.com/ (http://www.thecharliesheenshow.bigcartel.com/)
i'm diggin this one
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and does anyone have a link to the 20/20 episode? i tried to record it last night, but my tivo fucked that one up
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CBS Corp. CEO Les Moonves wishes Sheen "would have worked this hard to promote himself for an Emmy," according to Entertainment Weekly.
Moonves told the audience he hopes the hit show will be back. He also said there is a silver lining to the show being canceled for the rest of the season because not producing more original episodes "is actually a gainer for us."
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Yes!
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I'm starting to think he's acting like this on purpose in an attempt to turn his mental breakdown into a meme and retain some sort of internet man-boy fanbase for when his CBS money runs out.
it's pretty obvious, i mean, dude just now joined twitter
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I'm starting to think he's acting like this on purpose in an attempt to turn his mental breakdown into a meme and retain some sort of internet man-boy fanbase for when his CBS money runs out.
dude you're an idiot. His dad killed Colonel Kurtz motherfucker.
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Hope this is some Joaquin Phoenix type stunt with an eastbound and downesque outcome.
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haha first photoshop of this magnitude in a while for me.
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haha first photoshop of this magnitude in a while for me.
win
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win hammers...
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVx8lZIgLpA#)
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haha thats awesome
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This should be a shirt!!!
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they should just replace him on the show with emilio estevez, then the character can coach that fat kid on a hockey team.
HAHAHAHAHA!!
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Charlie Sheen Quotes As New Yorker Cartoons
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Charlie Sheen Quotes Presented By Superheroes via ComicsAlliance (http://www.comicsalliance.com)
Martian Manhunter
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Batman
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhgWRTr3oIg&feature=player_embedded#at=29 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhgWRTr3oIg&feature=player_embedded#at=29)
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkrKq82M_QY&feature=player_embedded#)
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7AS25hyiBI#)
(i think Fallon's a turd most of the time, but that was pretty brilliant)
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^ Wow impressed
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Fuck this thread is turning out better than Forrest Edwards
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Winning!
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2011/03/complex-presents-the-charlie-sheen-soundboard (http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2011/03/complex-presents-the-charlie-sheen-soundboard)
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Someone needs to do a photoshop of The Shining but have it say Winning with Charlie's head instead of Jacks. I'm too lazy and crappy at photoshop.
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Ebert just got Sheen'd
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That was the definition of winning. And Sheen didn't even have to stoop to the low level of mentioning Ebert's prosthetic face. It really is the truth, the man does not lose.
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i guess Bree Olson couldn't hang. i had no idea she was a non-WINNER
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?uestlove with the Remixx
Hulu - Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Remix the Clips: Charlie Sheen Edition (http://www.hulu.com/embed/P_dJX-8E8R-5dRD2WGkj3g)
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80LE8vh-InA#)
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looks like Bree Olson's back
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20471483,00.html (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20471483,00.html)
a breakdown of the whole thing
Author: Oliver Woods (http://www.slideshare.net/OliverWoods)
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and he's gonna be live on ustream tonight
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this is his channel
Sheen's-Korner (http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sheen-s-korner#)
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and he's gonna be live on ustream tonight
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this is his channel
Sheen's-Korner (http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sheen-s-korner#)
Very likely the internet is going to explode.
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^^ I want to say to please record that. But I imagine it will be everywhere tomorrow.
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EMILIOOOOOO!
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lmfao he got a winning tattoo :D
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http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen# (http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen#)
The fedora suits him
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haha that was an hour of Charlie Sheen speaking his own language with a peanut gallery saying winning after every thing he says, and Dirt Nasty doing god knows what with the sound fx.
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You're either in Sheen's-Korner or you're with the trolls
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he got fired from 2 And A Half Men
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118033480 (http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118033480)
http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/07/charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-tv-fired-letter-warner-bros-television/ (http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/07/charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-tv-fired-letter-warner-bros-television/)
and here's a pretty awesome interview he just did
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"What do I fear? Failure. Unhirable failure..." via http://www.empireonline.com/ (http://www.empireonline.com/)
Charlie Sheen's Classic Pint Of Milk
Don't know if you've noticed, but Charlie Sheen's been in the news lately, seemingly undergoing the most public meltdown since Emil from Robocop had that run-in with a vat of toxic waste. The Two And A Half Men star (former star?) has been giving excruciatingly candid interviews as well, in which he leaves virtually no stone unturned.
Yet this is not exactly new behavior for Sheen. In the early part of 1995, Empire's then-Editor, Philip Thomas, interviewed Sheen for our How Much Is A Pint Of Milk? feature. The resulting interview is so candid, so funny, so shocking and so alarmingly prescient (in so many ways), that when we re-read it, we knew we had to share it with the world. The film he was promoting, by the way, was Terminal Velocity. Seems apt.
You're known as a bit of a ladies' man. What's the most number of people you've had sex with at any one time?
If I give the honest answer, are they gonna think I'm just a fucking perverted louse, or some kind of hero?
It probably depends who's reading it.
Well, one night, I don't know how, I found myself in my bedroom with five girls at once. It was a pile-up, a total pile-up, man. And it wasn't so much about going Caligula, it was very organised. Very ordered. And not to sound like I'm bragging, but all six people in that room came out of it pretty satisfied. Hey, I'm Spanish-Irish. I mean, shit, that's a volatile combination...
Where's the strangest place you've ever had sex?
In one of the tunnels at a stadium in Indianapolis, Indiana, where we were shooting Eight Men Out. I had sex with one of the girls working on the film.
When you kiss a co-star, do you use tongues?
Yeah. Nastassja [Kinski, co-star of Terminal Velocity] didn't want to at first, and I wasn't gonna push it. You usually talk about it with the director so it feels like you're discussing business. She said, "I just don't do that," but I can remember watching movies where I swear to God she did...
What do your real-life partners think about you snogging women onscreen?
Some get turned on by it, and with some you just hear about it for days - "I know you were enjoying it!" (Sarcastically) "No, baby, I was thinking about you..."
If Oliver Stone, Kiefer Sutherland and Nastassja Kinski were up against a wall and you had to shoot one to keep the others alive, who would it be and why?
I would off Kiefer. Because that way Oliver and Nastassja will get a chance to work with each other. Yeah, I'll just put Kiefer right out of his misery. Remove him from his hell. And mine.
When did you last worry about money?
About a week ago. I'm a big collector of baseball memorabilia, and there was an auction that came up and I really wanted an item - the first ever Shoeless Joe Jackson bat. I talked to my business manager, "Will we have enough money, without digging into the kitty?" She said no.
How much was it?
It opened at $50,000 and I'm guessing it closed at $150,000. But that's wanting money and it not being available. Does that count as a worry?
Not really.
Things were a little tight right after Hot Shots! because as I was making my money, it was going into a house I was building. The budget went up close to a million dollars because of this builder breaking regulations. He split the country. I was worried then. I dunno, man. I feel that the more you worry about money the less you have. Money to me is energy. You can purchase freedom.
Do lunchtime queues at banks piss you off?
Yeah, but the extent of my banking is one of those machines. If I can't get by on $1000 a day, cash, I should be shot, right?
Probably, yes. If a woman is nice to you, do you wonder if she's after your looks, or your face, your money, yourself, or what?
If it's an extraordinarily beautiful woman, you really can put aside those concerns. Whatever she wants, she still has to go through me to get it, right?
If you had to lose an arm or your movie career, which would you choose?
Fuck. (Long pause.) Career. Because I'm a baseball player, and the thought of not being able to swing a bat, or even to feel both breasts at the same time...
Do you do your own shopping?
I do. I spend a good amount of time in the grocery store. I sample stuff. Occasionally get a nitrous hit off a whipped cream can...
How much is a pint of milk?
It's gotta be about $2.50, three bucks, I dunno. Am I close? How many pounds is a pint of milk?
About 35, 40 pence. Sixty cents or so.
Yeah. You know, I get to the checkout line and I see people who can barely afford their food, and I wanna stand there for an hour and pay for everybody's food.
So why don't you?
I did it in a liquor store once. They all just flushed through. Only cost about 200 bucks, nothing crazy...
Have you ever been tempted to punch a director?
Absolutely. Stephen Herek's a good dude, and afterwards I felt bad, but there was a day on Musketeers when he wanted me to ride a horse bareback and with explosions, it was stunt work basically, and I didn't feel I had to do it. He kept needling me. I thought about dropping him, but that's not gonna help anybody.
When was the last time you did hit someone?
I hit a guy in Phoenix. He was with three friends, taunting me about my family and shit. Really asinine shit. I turned away and backfisted him. He went down in a heap. Then lawsuits. It never got to court and never made the press...
Did you have to pay damages?
About $75,000.
Was it worth it?
It felt pretty good, to tell you the truth.
What do you fear?
Failure. Unhirable, shutdown failure. Sharks. Death.
Is God a man with a big white beard?
Not really. I believe more in the force, a universal power or something that has some hand in our destinies. Religion is for people who are trying to stay out of hell and spirituality is for people who've been through it.
Do you still do drugs?
Not really. When I was doing them it was really fucking things up. I drink off and on, but I'm not as committed to it because I have a bad oesophagus. I've been very good at keeping away from the blow and the pills and all that shit.
If you woke up one morning to find you were Bruce Willis, what's the first thing you'd do?
I'd roll over and have a go at Demi.
What's the most you've ever paid for a pair of shoes?
I think about $2,000.
Two thousand dollars?
Eighteen hundred. But I've had more use out of those shoes than any others. Versace.
Is Tarantino the new Scorsese?
Until he gives me a Taxi Driver or a Raging Bull, I don't think so. But he's someone I wanna work with, I know that. I'm done with the action adventures and the comedies. It's time to get serious again.
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http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13167959 (http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13167959)
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0at81C9xN20#)
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was that a "two and a half men" spoof in the last house episode? i can't remember watching that show ever, but it did look familiar
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After learning the news on Monday, the actor engaged in some headline-making behavior; including brandishing a machete on the rooftop of the LiveNation building in downtown Los Angeles, while drinking a red liquid he called ?tiger blood.?
?Winner.com, winner, winner chicken dinner,? Sheen said
http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/charlie-sheen-hits-internet-waves-machete-following-firing-calls-decision-the-oj-verdict-of-their-biggest-mistake_article_44952 (http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/charlie-sheen-hits-internet-waves-machete-following-firing-calls-decision-the-oj-verdict-of-their-biggest-mistake_article_44952)
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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?
Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
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Skype:
charlie.sheen5